1 00:01:35,641 --> 00:01:37,041 Get out of my way! 2 00:01:58,309 --> 00:01:59,429 Ok, here they are. 3 00:01:59,663 --> 00:02:03,224 Philippe, wake up now, I bet you 100 euros that I'll lose them. 4 00:02:03,918 --> 00:02:05,421 Philippe? Deal. 5 00:02:05,662 --> 00:02:07,062 Let's do this! 6 00:02:28,655 --> 00:02:31,049 Gosh, you're on a good night. 7 00:02:41,906 --> 00:02:43,306 Fuck. 8 00:02:45,520 --> 00:02:46,676 You lost them alright. 9 00:02:46,900 --> 00:02:50,258 Get out of the car! Hands on the hood! 10 00:02:50,498 --> 00:02:52,618 - I double. - 200 euros that they're escorting us. 11 00:02:52,823 --> 00:02:54,378 You're gonna lose again. 12 00:02:54,583 --> 00:02:56,261 -200 euros! 13 00:02:56,488 --> 00:02:57,890 -Come on! Show me your hands! 14 00:02:58,089 --> 00:02:59,733 Your hands goddammit! 15 00:03:00,531 --> 00:03:04,082 - Wait. I'm gonna explain. - Shut up. Hands on the hood. 16 00:03:04,584 --> 00:03:07,427 - Wait. - Get out of the car. Now! 17 00:03:07,650 --> 00:03:09,338 Take it easy! 18 00:03:09,873 --> 00:03:13,040 He can't get out. He can't even open the door. 19 00:03:13,642 --> 00:03:15,759 Look at him for god's sake! 20 00:03:15,981 --> 00:03:20,327 There's a wheel chair in the trunk. He's disabled. Go check! 21 00:03:20,590 --> 00:03:21,990 Get off me. 22 00:03:25,114 --> 00:03:26,841 - He's telling the truth. - SO! 23 00:03:27,068 --> 00:03:28,529 What did you think? 24 00:03:28,740 --> 00:03:31,662 You think i'm driving that fast. for the fun of it? 25 00:03:31,930 --> 00:03:36,045 I was going to the hospital. I'm working for him. He's having a stroke! 26 00:03:36,267 --> 00:03:39,334 The more we wait, the worse it gets. He can't move, he can't do anything. That's why I'm here. 27 00:03:39,546 --> 00:03:41,366 I think we have a problem here. 28 00:03:41,590 --> 00:03:43,586 Come see this. 29 00:03:46,273 --> 00:03:49,918 - What the fuck do we do now? - That's right, think about it. Take your time. 30 00:03:50,193 --> 00:03:53,998 But meanwhile call his 15 years old daughter and tell her her father is dead because of you! 31 00:03:54,055 --> 00:03:57,423 Because if he's not taken care of within 5 minutes, it's over. 32 00:03:57,650 --> 00:04:00,015 But take your time. 33 00:04:00,620 --> 00:04:03,883 Think. Think fast. He's dying! 34 00:04:04,512 --> 00:04:07,973 Alright, don't lose any more time. Go. 35 00:04:19,447 --> 00:04:21,447 - Where are you going? - ER. 36 00:04:21,677 --> 00:04:26,723 We're gonna escort you, it's safer. Let's go, we're escorting them! 37 00:04:28,511 --> 00:04:30,101 They're gone. They're leaving. 38 00:04:30,394 --> 00:04:31,514 Good. 39 00:04:32,139 --> 00:04:34,247 Philippe, this is so gross. 40 00:04:34,487 --> 00:04:37,398 I can't deal with that, how do you produce this... beuargh. 41 00:04:37,599 --> 00:04:40,674 Alright, you'll really have to get your license eventually. 42 00:04:40,899 --> 00:04:42,999 Yes but meanwhile "we're gonna escort you, it's safer". 43 00:04:44,053 --> 00:04:45,823 A 200 euros escort. 44 00:04:46,018 --> 00:04:48,241 What? I never bet such amounts of money. 45 00:04:48,515 --> 00:04:51,959 Let's celebrate a little bit. 46 00:04:52,175 --> 00:04:53,450 "We're gonna escort you, it's safer" 47 00:04:53,685 --> 00:04:56,485 Cool it. I helped you big time. 48 00:04:56,692 --> 00:04:59,728 Philippe, an escort. A safe escort! 49 00:06:35,642 --> 00:06:37,042 Here he comes. 50 00:06:38,165 --> 00:06:40,126 We took care of it. A stretcher will be here in a second. 51 00:06:40,343 --> 00:06:42,230 - Are you gonna be ok? - Yeah, it's fine. 52 00:06:42,457 --> 00:06:44,557 - Good luck. - Whatever. 53 00:06:59,406 --> 00:07:01,226 Now what? 54 00:07:01,800 --> 00:07:04,133 Now you let me decide. 55 00:07:14,442 --> 00:07:18,978 UNTOUCHABLES 56 00:07:20,593 --> 00:07:24,128 Based on a true story 57 00:07:24,693 --> 00:07:58,350 ----synch DJSPIDEBOY---- djspideboy@gmail.com ----Translation TOTODUCHNOK---- totoduchnok@hotmail.fr 58 00:08:07,554 --> 00:08:08,698 Do you have references? 59 00:08:08,932 --> 00:08:11,411 Well yes. I validated my CAFAD. 60 00:08:11,615 --> 00:08:14,371 A certificate of aptitude to take care of disabled persons. 61 00:08:14,603 --> 00:08:18,965 I validated it in a renowned instute in the Landes country in 2001 62 00:08:19,173 --> 00:08:24,707 I have a high school "Proximity Services" diploma and a bachelor's in "Social and Familial Economy" 63 00:08:24,881 --> 00:08:30,292 I don't... like... I mean... I have been mostly studying rather than working. 64 00:08:30,506 --> 00:08:32,606 What is your main motivation? 65 00:08:32,863 --> 00:08:34,683 Money. Duh! 66 00:08:34,908 --> 00:08:36,308 Mankind. 67 00:08:36,764 --> 00:08:38,682 I'm all about mankind. 68 00:08:38,894 --> 00:08:40,080 Good for you. 69 00:08:40,299 --> 00:08:44,165 To help others, I think. It's good right? It's a good answer? 70 00:08:45,440 --> 00:08:46,630 I like the neighbourhood. 71 00:08:46,833 --> 00:08:49,633 I love disabled persons. Since I was a little child actually. 72 00:08:49,821 --> 00:08:53,641 To promotes disabled people's autonomy, I'd say. 73 00:08:53,885 --> 00:08:54,865 Their social insertion. 74 00:08:55,076 --> 00:08:57,663 Sports too. You gotta move, you know. 75 00:08:57,846 --> 00:08:59,762 For the social life, I mean. 76 00:08:59,967 --> 00:09:02,438 These people can't do anything... 77 00:09:02,903 --> 00:09:05,747 I saw...had my first professionnal experience... 78 00:09:05,978 --> 00:09:07,531 It was Mme Dupont Morathie 79 00:09:07,733 --> 00:09:10,724 A really old lady... 80 00:09:11,538 --> 00:09:12,468 really old... 81 00:09:12,681 --> 00:09:14,687 I assisted her... 82 00:09:14,869 --> 00:09:16,955 until the end, day after day. 83 00:09:17,211 --> 00:09:21,663 In geriatrics there were good times too. We had King's cake ... er ... 84 00:09:21,949 --> 00:09:25,763 Oh... I'm also an expert in administrative stuff... 85 00:09:26,007 --> 00:09:28,625 Financial aid ... Welfare ... 86 00:09:28,860 --> 00:09:31,386 I... I don't know... 87 00:09:31,580 --> 00:09:32,617 maybe you qualify? 88 00:09:32,793 --> 00:09:35,805 You'll check, Magalie. But I don't think so... 89 00:09:43,255 --> 00:09:45,075 - Yvan Laprade? - Yes. 90 00:09:45,354 --> 00:09:50,387 - No no no, get out! - I've been waitin for 2 hours. - It's my turn now. 91 00:09:55,004 --> 00:09:56,078 Hello. 92 00:09:56,281 --> 00:09:58,101 I'm coming to have a paper signed. 93 00:09:59,200 --> 00:10:01,189 Please take a seat. 94 00:10:05,836 --> 00:10:07,448 Do you have references? 95 00:10:07,698 --> 00:10:09,411 References? I do. 96 00:10:09,638 --> 00:10:10,659 So? 97 00:10:10,883 --> 00:10:11,782 We're all ears. 98 00:10:11,982 --> 00:10:14,861 "Kool & the Gang", "Earth, Wind & Fire". 99 00:10:15,054 --> 00:10:17,835 Those are good references, aren't they? 100 00:10:18,040 --> 00:10:19,647 I don't know them. Take a seat. 101 00:10:19,866 --> 00:10:22,146 If you don't know them, you don't know anything about music. 102 00:10:22,345 --> 00:10:24,883 I don't think I'm incult when it comes to music 103 00:10:25,079 --> 00:10:27,271 - Even if I don't know you "Sool" whatever... - NO. 104 00:10:27,466 --> 00:10:28,502 "Kool & the Gang". 105 00:10:28,738 --> 00:10:32,410 What about you? You know Chopin, Schubert, Berlioz? 106 00:10:32,610 --> 00:10:34,430 You're asking me if I know Berlioz? 107 00:10:34,873 --> 00:10:36,517 I'd be surprised if YOU knew anything about Berlioz. 108 00:10:36,684 --> 00:10:38,430 I'm a specialist, though. 109 00:10:38,632 --> 00:10:39,752 Oh really... 110 00:10:40,441 --> 00:10:41,869 Who do you know there? 111 00:10:43,726 --> 00:10:46,197 - Which building? - What do you mean which building? 112 00:10:46,439 --> 00:10:47,417 But, man... 113 00:10:47,621 --> 00:10:50,321 Berlioz was a famous composer before your residency was called after him. 114 00:10:50,493 --> 00:10:52,835 Writer, critic of the 19th century. 115 00:10:53,065 --> 00:10:57,687 It's a joke. I know who Berlioz is. But I see humor is like music for you. 116 00:10:58,778 --> 00:11:01,386 You don't know anything about it. 117 00:11:03,169 --> 00:11:06,833 Tell us about your paper. 118 00:11:08,194 --> 00:11:12,121 I need a signature... To prove I came to the interview. 119 00:11:12,379 --> 00:11:16,624 It says that unfortunately, despite my obvious qualities... whatever usual bullshit you use 120 00:11:16,880 --> 00:11:18,491 you're still not interested. 121 00:11:18,732 --> 00:11:20,638 I need 3 of these to get welfare money again. 122 00:11:20,842 --> 00:11:22,761 I understand, welfare. 123 00:11:22,988 --> 00:11:26,442 - You don't have any other motivation in life? - Oh I do. 124 00:11:27,263 --> 00:11:31,229 There's one right here. This here is really motivating... 125 00:11:32,817 --> 00:11:35,389 So, what's happening now? 126 00:11:35,568 --> 00:11:37,191 Signing? Not signing? 127 00:11:37,387 --> 00:11:39,313 I'm sorry I can't sign it right now. 128 00:11:39,553 --> 00:11:40,386 Why is that? 129 00:11:40,571 --> 00:11:41,691 Why? 130 00:11:52,147 --> 00:11:53,717 Oh yeah, that's a bit annoying. 131 00:11:54,727 --> 00:11:57,149 Because I have a deadline, and since I'm pretty late... 132 00:11:57,383 --> 00:12:00,284 It's "a bit annoying", indeed. 133 00:12:00,842 --> 00:12:02,714 Can't the motivation sign for you? 134 00:12:02,932 --> 00:12:05,678 No, Magalie can't do that. 135 00:12:06,533 --> 00:12:07,685 It's a shame. 136 00:12:07,966 --> 00:12:10,798 She could have dropped in her number as well. 137 00:12:11,030 --> 00:12:12,377 You'll have to come back tomorrow. 138 00:12:12,560 --> 00:12:14,337 9 am. Your paper will be signed. 139 00:12:14,532 --> 00:12:16,057 I wouldn't want to deprive you from welfare. 140 00:12:16,267 --> 00:12:18,515 - Sorry I can't walk you to the door. - It's all good. 141 00:12:18,753 --> 00:12:22,240 Don't get up... I mean stay seated. 142 00:12:22,713 --> 00:12:24,533 See you tomorrow. 143 00:13:06,724 --> 00:13:07,930 - Nina? - Yeah? 144 00:13:08,200 --> 00:13:11,155 - Is she here? - No. She'll be back late. 145 00:13:12,215 --> 00:13:14,393 146 00:13:16,484 --> 00:13:18,333 No! Hey! 147 00:13:18,866 --> 00:13:21,650 Don't use it now, it's using all the water. 148 00:13:21,846 --> 00:13:23,474 Stop the water! 149 00:13:23,731 --> 00:13:25,314 And get out. 150 00:13:25,541 --> 00:13:27,802 - I'm showering, what are you doing here? - Leave me alone. - Get out! 151 00:13:28,035 --> 00:13:30,842 Make them leave. Come on. 152 00:13:31,085 --> 00:13:32,986 Bitou, I'm not joking. 153 00:13:33,183 --> 00:13:33,988 Nina! 154 00:13:34,168 --> 00:13:36,330 Nina. Get out, you and your fat belly! 155 00:13:37,266 --> 00:13:39,368 Let it go! 156 00:13:39,659 --> 00:13:41,334 Give me a towel . Why are you still here... 157 00:13:41,570 --> 00:13:42,670 Get out, all of you! 158 00:13:42,913 --> 00:13:44,033 Bitou, come one 159 00:13:44,311 --> 00:13:45,431 Hey! Bitou! 160 00:13:45,679 --> 00:13:46,838 What do you think you're doing? 161 00:13:47,095 --> 00:13:48,893 Sit down. 162 00:13:49,102 --> 00:13:50,953 What do you want? Coca-Cola or this one? 163 00:13:51,187 --> 00:13:53,126 I want Coca-Cola. 164 00:14:06,943 --> 00:14:09,321 - Where do you come from? - School. 165 00:14:10,789 --> 00:14:12,150 Can you wipe the thrash can? 166 00:14:13,326 --> 00:14:14,684 Where are you going now? 167 00:14:15,125 --> 00:14:16,539 Horse-riding. 168 00:14:16,759 --> 00:14:18,579 That's right, act like a smart ass. 169 00:14:54,482 --> 00:14:56,302 It's for you. 170 00:14:59,125 --> 00:15:00,945 Where have you been? 171 00:15:01,728 --> 00:15:03,624 - Holidays. - Holidays? 172 00:15:03,832 --> 00:15:05,888 You think people don't talk around here? 173 00:15:06,108 --> 00:15:07,928 That I'm incredibly stupid? 174 00:15:08,149 --> 00:15:11,568 You've been gone for 6 months. Not one phone call. Nothing. 175 00:15:11,820 --> 00:15:15,037 And you come back, as if nothing happened, giving me a Kinder egg? 176 00:15:15,258 --> 00:15:17,814 Do you think I'm gonna pay the rent with that? 177 00:15:18,005 --> 00:15:18,901 The groceries? 178 00:15:19,090 --> 00:15:20,497 *african language* 179 00:15:20,691 --> 00:15:23,086 *african language* 180 00:15:23,275 --> 00:15:25,187 Do you think it's a hotel here? 181 00:15:25,430 --> 00:15:28,186 Look at me when I'm talking to you. 182 00:15:29,986 --> 00:15:31,837 Moron. 183 00:15:32,368 --> 00:15:35,683 - It's impossible to talk with you. - You want to talk? 184 00:15:36,015 --> 00:15:37,135 Alright. 185 00:15:39,515 --> 00:15:41,113 I'm listening. 186 00:15:46,418 --> 00:15:48,905 I'm listening now. 187 00:15:51,188 --> 00:15:52,767 You know Driss... 188 00:15:52,952 --> 00:15:55,087 I prayed a lot for you. 189 00:15:55,508 --> 00:15:57,640 But god forgive me... 190 00:15:57,887 --> 00:15:59,712 I have other children. 191 00:16:00,660 --> 00:16:03,724 I still have hope for them. 192 00:16:05,318 --> 00:16:08,134 I don't want to see you around here anymore. 193 00:16:08,423 --> 00:16:10,499 You're taking all your stuff. 194 00:16:10,726 --> 00:16:12,020 And you get the fuck out of here. 195 00:16:12,222 --> 00:16:13,965 Got it? 196 00:16:15,109 --> 00:16:16,384 Leave. 197 00:16:18,062 --> 00:16:19,610 Leave! 198 00:17:28,775 --> 00:17:32,778 ... and he's gone! 199 00:17:33,951 --> 00:17:35,771 It's a good one, right? 200 00:17:37,312 --> 00:17:38,712 Ok, I'm off. 201 00:17:40,654 --> 00:17:41,851 You don't think it was funny? 202 00:18:35,294 --> 00:18:36,164 Yes? 203 00:18:36,375 --> 00:18:38,912 - I'm here for my paper. - Yes, I was waiting for you. 204 00:18:39,142 --> 00:18:42,707 - You know... the paper. - Get in. 205 00:18:52,385 --> 00:18:54,974 Can you tell Philipp the boy is here? 206 00:18:55,201 --> 00:18:57,121 Of course. 207 00:19:02,164 --> 00:19:04,158 - So? - The beats are not quite done. 208 00:19:04,395 --> 00:19:08,034 - But the radish are good. - Ok. - Hello. 209 00:19:14,318 --> 00:19:15,438 Let's go. 210 00:19:17,684 --> 00:19:20,536 Just so you know, he had a rough night. 211 00:19:20,784 --> 00:19:22,341 Just like you, apparently. 212 00:19:22,595 --> 00:19:24,603 The day starts at 7 213 00:19:24,823 --> 00:19:26,543 with the nurse. 214 00:19:26,742 --> 00:19:29,825 He needs 2 to 3 hours of care every morning. 215 00:19:30,037 --> 00:19:33,107 I'm warning you, most people give up after a week. 216 00:19:33,324 --> 00:19:35,375 They come and go pretty fast. 217 00:19:35,571 --> 00:19:36,612 Well... 218 00:19:36,831 --> 00:19:39,590 I like the furniture, the music, it's cool and all... 219 00:19:39,855 --> 00:19:41,183 but I don't think I'll buy it. 220 00:19:41,418 --> 00:19:42,398 And i don't have the whole day. 221 00:19:42,601 --> 00:19:46,229 Listen, I was asked to give you a tour, believe me I also have better things to do. 222 00:19:46,395 --> 00:19:48,140 It's almost done anyway. 223 00:19:48,352 --> 00:19:50,499 Here, you can communicate with a babyphone. 224 00:19:50,749 --> 00:19:53,222 It's like a Walkie-Talkie. You hear him, he hears you. 225 00:19:53,419 --> 00:19:57,294 According to the contract, you also have your own room. 226 00:19:57,496 --> 00:19:59,579 The toilets. 227 00:20:00,855 --> 00:20:02,919 And a bathroom. 228 00:20:03,400 --> 00:20:05,220 A private bathroom. 229 00:20:08,233 --> 00:20:09,552 Hello... 230 00:20:09,760 --> 00:20:11,747 It's here. 231 00:20:25,231 --> 00:20:26,738 He's waiting for you. 232 00:20:26,969 --> 00:20:29,687 One minute... 233 00:20:39,891 --> 00:20:41,207 So I signed your paper. 234 00:20:41,391 --> 00:20:45,211 It's in an envelope, on the little table. 235 00:20:50,198 --> 00:20:53,161 By the way, how is it to be forced to rely on others for a living? 236 00:20:53,377 --> 00:20:54,111 What? 237 00:20:54,287 --> 00:20:59,001 You don't have a problem living from other people's work ? 238 00:20:59,236 --> 00:21:01,710 I'm good, what about you? 239 00:21:03,348 --> 00:21:05,922 Do you think you'd be able to work? 240 00:21:06,188 --> 00:21:07,840 I mean with duties, a schedule... 241 00:21:08,074 --> 00:21:09,508 Responsibilities. 242 00:21:09,720 --> 00:21:12,227 I was wrong. You're funny. 243 00:21:12,486 --> 00:21:15,132 I'm so funny I'm ready to take you on a one month trial. 244 00:21:15,367 --> 00:21:18,593 Do you want the day to think about it? 245 00:21:19,191 --> 00:21:23,299 I don't think you'll make it past two weeks. 246 00:21:49,079 --> 00:21:50,008 What? 247 00:21:50,290 --> 00:21:53,526 You can't forget a single bone or a single muscle. 248 00:21:53,707 --> 00:21:54,723 Everything has to move. 249 00:21:56,934 --> 00:21:58,294 we want to keep the skin and the joints healthy. 250 00:21:58,548 --> 00:22:01,914 You'll have to be very meticulous. 251 00:22:02,150 --> 00:22:03,078 Rigorous. 252 00:22:03,315 --> 00:22:05,244 Ok? You get it? 253 00:22:05,487 --> 00:22:07,037 Hey, wake up! 254 00:22:07,264 --> 00:22:08,432 Sleep at night. 255 00:22:08,713 --> 00:22:11,129 - I'm not sleeping. - Come help me. 256 00:22:11,355 --> 00:22:14,589 We're going to bring Philippe to his chair. 257 00:22:14,903 --> 00:22:16,763 And then to the shower. 258 00:22:18,412 --> 00:22:19,927 You know what? 259 00:22:20,241 --> 00:22:23,456 Try yourself. Show me. 260 00:22:29,356 --> 00:22:30,860 Don't be afraid. Go ahead. 261 00:22:31,102 --> 00:22:32,618 I'm not afraid. 262 00:22:44,291 --> 00:22:46,166 - There. Good enough? - Wait! 263 00:22:46,733 --> 00:22:50,468 Never let him go until he's all strapped. 264 00:22:50,753 --> 00:22:52,678 It's one of my sins. 265 00:22:52,967 --> 00:22:54,717 None told me. 266 00:22:56,779 --> 00:22:59,115 I'm in training. 267 00:22:59,381 --> 00:23:02,504 Do you want gloves or what? Rub harder, for god's sake. 268 00:23:02,733 --> 00:23:05,523 It doesn't foam! It's a weird shampoo. 269 00:23:05,766 --> 00:23:07,344 - How is it going? - I'm washing his hair... 270 00:23:07,504 --> 00:23:08,651 but it doesn't foam. 271 00:23:08,869 --> 00:23:09,832 What do you mean? 272 00:23:10,261 --> 00:23:12,477 What the hell... are you kidding me? 273 00:23:12,702 --> 00:23:14,763 You put the cream for his feet in his hair. 274 00:23:14,969 --> 00:23:16,188 Wait, wait... 275 00:23:16,993 --> 00:23:20,924 Please tell me you can read. 276 00:23:21,180 --> 00:23:22,880 You look really talented, don't you? 277 00:23:23,069 --> 00:23:25,459 They look exactly the same. Why isn't there only one for everything? 278 00:23:25,656 --> 00:23:27,700 There are 20 of them. 279 00:23:27,942 --> 00:23:30,303 Ok, move on now. I won't stay here for 2 hours. 280 00:23:30,516 --> 00:23:34,097 - So I'm using this one? - The one that says "shampoo". 281 00:23:34,712 --> 00:23:38,003 - Are you gonna be ok? - Of course, he'll be ok. 282 00:23:38,214 --> 00:23:40,442 My feet have never been styled so well. 283 00:23:40,677 --> 00:23:43,527 Go have your lunch, Marcelle. Everything is fine. 284 00:23:45,390 --> 00:23:46,912 Wow, do these come with a skirt? 285 00:23:47,143 --> 00:23:51,044 Those are contension stockings. If I don't wear them, my blood won't flow 286 00:23:51,295 --> 00:23:53,282 and I'll pass out. 287 00:23:56,209 --> 00:23:58,202 I'm not putting stocking on you. 288 00:23:58,452 --> 00:24:00,128 We're gonna have a problem here. 289 00:24:00,335 --> 00:24:03,851 Since I won't do it, we'll have to... at a point... I mean... 290 00:24:04,071 --> 00:24:05,995 we'll have to figure out if... Marcelle! 291 00:24:06,206 --> 00:24:08,379 Maybe she can come back... 292 00:24:08,667 --> 00:24:10,112 and do it herself. 293 00:24:10,338 --> 00:24:13,439 Since she's a girl and everything, she knows how to. 294 00:24:13,731 --> 00:24:15,983 I don't even know why we're debating, I'm not gonna do it. 295 00:24:16,248 --> 00:24:19,847 Even for you, at this point you'd probably better pass out... 296 00:24:20,128 --> 00:24:25,301 You have to say no, to stand up for yourself. Marcelle! We're not going to do the stockings. 297 00:24:33,902 --> 00:24:39,226 What's the matter, you're dealing with the stockings, you have a cute little earring, I think it's coherent. 298 00:24:39,589 --> 00:24:41,889 Easy on the sass, alright? 299 00:24:42,468 --> 00:24:44,208 Looks like you have experience... 300 00:24:44,458 --> 00:24:47,579 No? You never thought about... 301 00:24:47,798 --> 00:24:51,198 starting a salon or something? 302 00:24:53,359 --> 00:24:54,975 Ok. Done. 303 00:24:55,194 --> 00:24:56,855 Now what are these gloves for? 304 00:24:57,066 --> 00:24:59,262 Er... we're going to wait a while more for this. 305 00:24:59,520 --> 00:25:01,076 You're not quite ready. 306 00:25:01,365 --> 00:25:03,046 No. He's not quite ready. 307 00:25:03,304 --> 00:25:05,886 What does it mean, Marcelle? 308 00:25:06,433 --> 00:25:08,339 - What is that? - We'll explain at a point. 309 00:25:08,582 --> 00:25:10,132 Marcelle, we have to talk... 310 00:25:10,349 --> 00:25:12,258 There's a problem with the training. 311 00:25:12,563 --> 00:25:15,226 It's not about being ready. I do not do that. 312 00:25:15,420 --> 00:25:17,470 I don't empty a stranger's butt. 313 00:25:17,668 --> 00:25:19,404 I don't even empty a friend's butt. 314 00:25:19,647 --> 00:25:21,006 I usually don't empty butts. 315 00:25:21,260 --> 00:25:23,152 It's a matter of principles. 316 00:25:23,365 --> 00:25:27,228 Can we talk about this later? When I'm done eating, for example? 317 00:25:31,502 --> 00:25:32,349 No. 318 00:25:32,568 --> 00:25:35,042 No use speaking about it later. I'm done with this. 319 00:25:35,269 --> 00:25:37,256 It's weird, I don't like it. 320 00:25:37,435 --> 00:25:40,568 I didn't say anything about the stockings. But it cost me. 321 00:25:40,834 --> 00:25:43,196 I'm making compromises, please do the same for me. 322 00:25:43,399 --> 00:25:46,656 - I'm done with the butt-emptying issue. - I think I get it. 323 00:25:46,872 --> 00:25:48,586 It's not right. I'm done. 324 00:25:48,822 --> 00:25:50,876 - Bon appetit. - Thank you. 325 00:25:57,223 --> 00:25:59,043 - Pretty, huh? - I love it. 326 00:26:04,541 --> 00:26:06,404 Am I bothering you? 327 00:26:06,857 --> 00:26:08,629 Is it a theater or what? 328 00:26:08,867 --> 00:26:10,687 - I'm trying to eat here. - Hey, what's up? 329 00:26:11,687 --> 00:26:15,473 - Do you know where I can find a beer? - Try in your hair. 330 00:26:16,653 --> 00:26:18,336 We had two 6-packs, did you take them? 331 00:26:18,545 --> 00:26:19,403 I don't know. I don't care. 332 00:26:19,617 --> 00:26:21,583 So take your feather duster with you and leave. 333 00:26:21,756 --> 00:26:23,156 Come on, let's get out of here. 334 00:26:23,385 --> 00:26:26,334 It's the new guy working for my father 335 00:26:26,562 --> 00:26:29,189 The "guy" has a name you know. 336 00:26:53,809 --> 00:26:54,718 Damn. 337 00:26:54,922 --> 00:26:56,039 - What? - Sorry. 338 00:26:56,227 --> 00:26:57,679 - What happened? - Nothing. 339 00:26:57,881 --> 00:26:59,701 - Are you sure? - Yeah. 340 00:27:00,372 --> 00:27:02,192 I'm massaging. 341 00:27:13,569 --> 00:27:15,892 That is nuts. 342 00:27:16,824 --> 00:27:19,577 Are you having fun? 343 00:27:20,173 --> 00:27:22,206 You don't feel anything down there! 344 00:27:22,433 --> 00:27:23,203 What the hell... 345 00:27:23,405 --> 00:27:25,853 - What are you doing again? - Experiments. 346 00:27:26,078 --> 00:27:27,194 He doesn't give a shit, he feels nothing! Look! 347 00:27:27,400 --> 00:27:29,257 Stop it, you're gonna burn him. 348 00:27:38,365 --> 00:27:39,485 Lawyer. 349 00:27:40,289 --> 00:27:41,626 Lawyer. 350 00:27:43,566 --> 00:27:46,462 No... this is personal. I'll read it later. 351 00:27:46,741 --> 00:27:48,772 Personal file? 352 00:27:50,192 --> 00:27:51,312 Ok. 353 00:27:54,865 --> 00:27:56,685 Thrash. 354 00:27:56,949 --> 00:27:58,523 She has a little something, though. 355 00:27:59,634 --> 00:28:02,130 Can't we create a hooker file? 356 00:28:07,924 --> 00:28:10,539 - Bon appetit. - Thanks. 357 00:28:15,865 --> 00:28:17,818 Please. 358 00:28:20,915 --> 00:28:22,235 Sorry. 359 00:28:22,428 --> 00:28:23,828 I'm sorry. 360 00:28:32,475 --> 00:28:34,521 Fuck, I keep forgetting. 361 00:28:36,960 --> 00:28:38,780 Fuck, sorry. 362 00:28:45,342 --> 00:28:46,742 That's good. 363 00:28:48,767 --> 00:28:49,887 Driss? 364 00:28:50,082 --> 00:28:51,632 Can you come? 365 00:28:51,820 --> 00:28:53,640 Do you hear me, Driss? 366 00:28:54,573 --> 00:28:56,393 Can you please come? 367 00:28:57,727 --> 00:28:58,847 Driss. 368 00:29:00,125 --> 00:29:01,245 Driss. 369 00:29:07,750 --> 00:29:08,810 What? 370 00:29:09,022 --> 00:29:11,466 It's almost 9. Philippe is waiting. 371 00:29:11,698 --> 00:29:14,632 It's 9 alreday? I lost track of time, it took forever for my bath to foam. 372 00:29:14,786 --> 00:29:17,916 - This room's a piggery. - Make me a coffee, I'm coming. 373 00:29:18,167 --> 00:29:20,956 What about the babyphone? It's supposed to always be with you. 374 00:29:21,152 --> 00:29:25,547 And I want Nutella! Not jams with weird fruits that nobody knows of. 375 00:29:26,920 --> 00:29:28,619 376 00:29:31,358 --> 00:29:33,008 377 00:29:34,381 --> 00:29:36,011 378 00:29:43,791 --> 00:29:46,218 I'm not going in there. 379 00:29:46,670 --> 00:29:47,779 Even you! 380 00:29:47,933 --> 00:29:51,795 I'm not gonna load you in the back like a horse. 381 00:29:52,581 --> 00:29:54,358 What about this one? 382 00:29:54,545 --> 00:29:57,015 This one is not fit for me. 383 00:29:59,393 --> 00:30:04,141 - What do you mean? - I have to be pragmatic. 384 00:30:04,969 --> 00:30:06,929 Pragmatic? 385 00:30:09,405 --> 00:30:11,121 Oh damn! 386 00:30:11,959 --> 00:30:13,359 Son of a... 387 00:30:13,648 --> 00:30:14,999 Feels good, right? 388 00:30:15,222 --> 00:30:17,349 - It does! - So good. 389 00:30:17,547 --> 00:30:19,648 It's nervous! 390 00:30:19,841 --> 00:30:20,961 Let's go. 391 00:30:30,957 --> 00:30:32,876 That's the neighbour again. He always parks here. 392 00:30:33,095 --> 00:30:36,400 He thinks it's his own parking spot. 393 00:30:37,729 --> 00:30:40,500 I see some change coming. 394 00:30:42,822 --> 00:30:44,146 - Hi, how is it going Patrick Swayze? - What? 395 00:30:44,330 --> 00:30:46,342 Would you like a cup of coffee? 396 00:30:46,586 --> 00:30:48,337 - Can I see that? - What the... 397 00:30:48,556 --> 00:30:49,554 Come here. 398 00:30:50,725 --> 00:30:53,540 Now read this. Read! 399 00:30:53,768 --> 00:30:54,826 "No Parking" 400 00:30:55,029 --> 00:30:57,675 - Louder. I can't hear you. - "No Parking"! - That's the way to do it. 401 00:30:57,864 --> 00:30:59,203 - Read the bottom of it. - "Reserved spot". 402 00:30:59,391 --> 00:31:02,125 Now you keep that in mind, and you get the fuck out of here. 403 00:31:02,353 --> 00:31:04,068 Hurry up. 404 00:31:04,267 --> 00:31:05,667 Get lost! 405 00:31:14,641 --> 00:31:17,240 We're opening on tuesday. It will be sold by tuesday night. 406 00:31:17,425 --> 00:31:20,259 Can we go? You've been looking at this for an hour. 407 00:31:20,470 --> 00:31:22,151 You're gonna have to move at a point. 408 00:31:22,308 --> 00:31:24,647 This painting expresses an overwhelming serenity. 409 00:31:24,804 --> 00:31:26,606 And some violence as well. 410 00:31:26,769 --> 00:31:27,889 I find it very moving. 411 00:31:28,059 --> 00:31:30,492 Red stains on a white background are moving? 412 00:31:30,716 --> 00:31:32,794 How much for this thing? 413 00:31:32,995 --> 00:31:35,758 I think it's 30 000 euros. I can check if you want. 414 00:31:35,961 --> 00:31:39,836 You'd better check indeed. It sounds exaggerated. 415 00:31:42,127 --> 00:31:44,547 You're not gonna pay 30 000 euros for this piece of crap! 416 00:31:44,705 --> 00:31:46,969 - Unbelievable. - You'd better believe it. 417 00:31:47,149 --> 00:31:49,755 This dude nosebled on a white board and asks 30 000 euros for it? 418 00:31:49,962 --> 00:31:54,445 Tell me Driss, why do you think people are interested in art? 419 00:31:54,947 --> 00:31:58,060 - I don't know, it's a business. - No. 420 00:31:58,334 --> 00:32:00,936 That's because it's the only thing one leaves behind. 421 00:32:01,141 --> 00:32:05,375 That's bullshit. For 50 bucks and a stop at a hardware store, I can leave something behind as well. 422 00:32:05,633 --> 00:32:07,269 I can even add extra blue for free if you wan 423 00:32:07,476 --> 00:32:10,495 Stop talking nonsense. Give me a M&M's. 424 00:32:11,049 --> 00:32:12,169 No. 425 00:32:13,547 --> 00:32:15,122 Give me a M&M's. 426 00:32:16,423 --> 00:32:18,580 No feet, No sweets. 427 00:32:20,897 --> 00:32:22,482 Hey, I'm joking. 428 00:32:22,833 --> 00:32:24,055 It's a joke! 429 00:32:24,943 --> 00:32:26,354 - Oh it's a joke! - Well yeah! 430 00:32:26,565 --> 00:32:28,427 - A joke... - A good one, right? 431 00:32:28,615 --> 00:32:30,691 Really funny. 432 00:32:30,868 --> 00:32:32,000 It's a classic. 433 00:32:32,234 --> 00:32:34,565 No feet, No sweets. 434 00:32:35,050 --> 00:32:36,170 Give me one. 435 00:32:36,521 --> 00:32:38,069 - It's so good! - Cool it. 436 00:32:38,278 --> 00:32:39,678 Oh come on! 437 00:32:40,102 --> 00:32:42,347 No legs, Philippe. 438 00:32:42,975 --> 00:32:46,626 I'll say it again for the tight-ass chick. Too bad there's no audience. 439 00:32:49,038 --> 00:32:52,031 Sorry, I was wrong about the price. 440 00:32:52,236 --> 00:32:53,356 - Sounds right. - Yes. 441 00:32:53,551 --> 00:32:55,932 It's 41.500 euros. 442 00:32:56,151 --> 00:32:57,347 I'll take it. 443 00:32:58,082 --> 00:32:59,202 Really. 444 00:33:08,311 --> 00:33:09,431 Hi, Philippe. 445 00:33:10,401 --> 00:33:11,931 How are you doing? 446 00:33:12,133 --> 00:33:14,273 You summoned me, I'm here. 447 00:33:14,508 --> 00:33:15,726 I'm listening. 448 00:33:16,147 --> 00:33:17,963 What's so important? 449 00:33:18,182 --> 00:33:21,348 I didn't 'summon' you... 450 00:33:24,989 --> 00:33:28,451 Can't you guess? 451 00:33:29,945 --> 00:33:31,904 Who is this guy? 452 00:33:32,107 --> 00:33:34,078 Everybody's worried. 453 00:33:34,377 --> 00:33:37,043 Yvonne told me he's unstable, brutal. 454 00:33:37,249 --> 00:33:39,327 He hit a neighbour. 455 00:33:39,569 --> 00:33:43,059 Philippe, you know better than me you have to be careful. 456 00:33:43,329 --> 00:33:46,369 You can't let anybody come at your place. 457 00:33:46,660 --> 00:33:48,858 Especially given your condition... 458 00:33:49,178 --> 00:33:50,460 In this case... 459 00:33:50,700 --> 00:33:54,709 I'm not quite sure you know who you're dealing with. 460 00:33:55,671 --> 00:33:57,619 Go on... 461 00:33:58,268 --> 00:34:00,424 I have contacts in the police. 462 00:34:00,670 --> 00:34:02,636 He's not Al Capone, but... 463 00:34:02,856 --> 00:34:05,608 he's not mother Theresa either. 464 00:34:05,844 --> 00:34:10,141 He's just out of prison. 6 months for robbing a jewelry. 465 00:34:10,436 --> 00:34:12,783 If at least he was qualified... 466 00:34:12,963 --> 00:34:15,819 but I hear he sucks. 467 00:34:16,093 --> 00:34:18,476 Be careful. You know guy from the suburbs have no mercy. 468 00:34:18,702 --> 00:34:21,121 That's it. 469 00:34:21,345 --> 00:34:23,992 That's what I want. No mercy. [=No pity in french] 470 00:34:24,914 --> 00:34:28,863 He often hands me the phone, you know why? He just forgets. 471 00:34:29,082 --> 00:34:31,863 So you're right. He doesn't really feel any empathy for me. 472 00:34:32,050 --> 00:34:36,966 But he's tall, strong, healthy, and not as dumb as you think. 473 00:34:37,146 --> 00:34:40,388 So for now, given my 'condition' like you say... 474 00:34:40,567 --> 00:34:44,364 I don't give a damn about where he comes from and what he's done. 475 00:34:44,620 --> 00:34:46,020 As you want. 476 00:34:49,105 --> 00:34:50,925 That's all you wanted to say? 477 00:34:54,349 --> 00:34:55,749 Hey, Magalie. 478 00:34:55,966 --> 00:34:57,664 - Do you have a minute? - No, not really. 479 00:34:57,899 --> 00:35:00,424 I just want to show you something really fast. 480 00:35:00,659 --> 00:35:03,675 - What is it? - Don't freak out, you'll see. 481 00:35:03,863 --> 00:35:07,618 - One minute, that's it. - Deal. 482 00:35:12,157 --> 00:35:15,133 - So? - So I have a bathtub. 483 00:35:15,378 --> 00:35:16,498 See. 484 00:35:17,702 --> 00:35:20,240 - Really fascinating... - Yeah. 485 00:35:21,036 --> 00:35:22,817 - So what? - I was thinking... 486 00:35:23,026 --> 00:35:24,452 we could take a bath. 487 00:35:24,671 --> 00:35:26,043 It's big. There's enough room. 488 00:35:26,278 --> 00:35:29,867 I have bath salts, shower gel... 489 00:35:30,315 --> 00:35:31,534 Alright. 490 00:35:31,902 --> 00:35:33,761 Why not, after all? 491 00:35:34,476 --> 00:35:36,196 Exactly. Why not. 492 00:35:36,398 --> 00:35:37,784 Go ahead. 493 00:35:38,041 --> 00:35:40,983 - Start undressing. - Oh you're gonna play it naughty. 494 00:35:41,195 --> 00:35:42,315 I like that. 495 00:35:42,629 --> 00:35:46,090 I'm taking off my clothes. No problem. 496 00:35:48,423 --> 00:35:49,543 What? 497 00:35:49,927 --> 00:35:51,364 Where are you going? 498 00:35:51,610 --> 00:35:53,818 You agreed! 499 00:35:54,053 --> 00:35:57,357 We don't even have to use the salts. 500 00:35:59,624 --> 00:36:00,658 What are you looking at? 501 00:36:00,869 --> 00:36:04,701 I'm always anxious in the morning, when the mail arrives. 502 00:36:05,149 --> 00:36:06,518 As Apollinaire once said... 503 00:36:06,846 --> 00:36:08,463 Quote... 504 00:36:08,652 --> 00:36:10,519 'I'm desperate when I don't hear from you... 505 00:36:10,712 --> 00:36:12,720 Wait. 506 00:36:12,915 --> 00:36:14,756 I'm lost, you're going too fast. 507 00:36:14,975 --> 00:36:16,775 I was at : "As Apollinaire once said...". 508 00:36:16,989 --> 00:36:20,930 Quote 'I'm desperate when I don't hear from you... 509 00:36:22,747 --> 00:36:26,967 You might not get it, but this is an intimate time. 510 00:36:27,397 --> 00:36:29,626 - Nope, I don't get it. - Give it back. 511 00:36:29,853 --> 00:36:31,534 I'll shut it down if you explain. 512 00:36:31,753 --> 00:36:34,093 There's nothing to explain. 513 00:36:34,344 --> 00:36:36,227 He's sending letters. 514 00:36:36,454 --> 00:36:37,583 Letters? 515 00:36:37,825 --> 00:36:40,292 - To whom? - To women, usually. 516 00:36:40,527 --> 00:36:42,469 Tell me, who is it? 517 00:36:42,917 --> 00:36:46,211 There's one in particular. Eleonore. 518 00:36:46,461 --> 00:36:48,449 Who is Eleonore? I've never seen her. 519 00:36:48,637 --> 00:36:49,762 How come? 520 00:36:49,988 --> 00:36:53,283 That's how epistolary relationships work. 521 00:36:55,602 --> 00:36:57,329 It means they write letters 522 00:36:57,587 --> 00:36:59,446 they only communicate by mail. 523 00:36:59,707 --> 00:37:02,257 I'm not stupid, I got it. 524 00:37:04,182 --> 00:37:06,282 Are those the blue letters? 525 00:37:08,821 --> 00:37:10,098 What a seducer. 526 00:37:10,341 --> 00:37:13,479 He's 'epistoling' like a boss 527 00:37:13,725 --> 00:37:15,078 What about you? 528 00:37:15,323 --> 00:37:17,500 Isn't there someone? 529 00:37:18,069 --> 00:37:19,821 Even Albert, the gardener? 530 00:37:20,037 --> 00:37:22,195 - Not at all. - Come on, I noticed. 531 00:37:22,430 --> 00:37:25,065 He always has a smile for you. 532 00:37:25,252 --> 00:37:26,710 Am I right? 533 00:37:26,937 --> 00:37:30,250 - Am I right or not? - Stop it now. It's ridiculous. 534 00:37:30,651 --> 00:37:32,061 - So did he get some or what? 535 00:37:32,272 --> 00:37:35,370 - What are you talking about? - Did he plant his own cucumber? 536 00:37:36,728 --> 00:37:37,848 What? 537 00:37:39,477 --> 00:37:41,980 - I can't believe you... - Albert, Albert... 538 00:37:42,645 --> 00:37:44,199 - Soon. - No! 539 00:37:44,418 --> 00:37:46,310 Soon, trust me. 540 00:38:04,846 --> 00:38:06,246 Fuck. 541 00:38:10,071 --> 00:38:11,191 Hello... 542 00:38:12,388 --> 00:38:13,508 Are you ok? 543 00:38:18,600 --> 00:38:21,232 Do you need music? 544 00:38:42,833 --> 00:38:44,653 Stay calm. 545 00:38:44,996 --> 00:38:47,096 Calm down, Philippe. 546 00:38:54,927 --> 00:38:57,101 Philippe. Hey, Philippe. 547 00:39:03,970 --> 00:39:05,370 Try to relax. 548 00:39:05,718 --> 00:39:07,538 Breathe slowly. 549 00:39:10,250 --> 00:39:11,650 Can you hear me? 550 00:39:20,893 --> 00:39:22,013 Slowly. 551 00:39:27,433 --> 00:39:28,833 You're gonna be ok. 552 00:39:52,602 --> 00:39:53,722 I need air. 553 00:39:54,301 --> 00:39:55,421 Air! 554 00:40:33,417 --> 00:40:36,217 The fresh air feels great. 555 00:40:37,131 --> 00:40:40,430 - What time is it? - I don't know, around 4 am. 556 00:40:42,307 --> 00:40:45,513 I haven't been out in Paris by this time of the day in a long time. 557 00:40:45,900 --> 00:40:47,493 What happened? 558 00:40:47,720 --> 00:40:50,526 Medication side effect. 559 00:40:50,872 --> 00:40:53,878 Doctors call these 'Ghost pains'. 560 00:40:55,173 --> 00:41:00,446 I rather say that I'm a frozen steak thrown in a burning pan. 561 00:41:01,016 --> 00:41:04,160 I don't feel anything, but it's still painful. 562 00:41:06,293 --> 00:41:09,724 It has to stop. There must be something that will relieve you. 563 00:41:11,275 --> 00:41:14,815 Yup. This could relieve me. 564 00:41:16,547 --> 00:41:18,663 Well, we're all a little sick when it comes to this... 565 00:41:18,883 --> 00:41:22,556 I might even be sicker than you. 566 00:41:23,020 --> 00:41:26,778 By the way, I meant to ask you. About the ladies... 567 00:41:27,020 --> 00:41:29,759 Can you...? How does it work? 568 00:41:30,884 --> 00:41:32,322 I have to adapt. 569 00:41:32,509 --> 00:41:34,552 But concretely... Can you do it or not? 570 00:41:34,760 --> 00:41:40,128 I don't know if you're aware, but I have no feelings between my neck and my toes. 571 00:41:40,605 --> 00:41:42,425 So you can't. 572 00:41:44,111 --> 00:41:45,630 It's complicated. 573 00:41:45,881 --> 00:41:48,871 I can, but I'm not always the one to decide when. 574 00:41:49,059 --> 00:41:50,812 Also, there's pleasure to be found elsewhere. 575 00:41:51,101 --> 00:41:52,159 Really? 576 00:41:52,389 --> 00:41:53,861 You can't imagine. 577 00:41:54,072 --> 00:41:56,852 I sure can't. What do you mean? 578 00:41:57,078 --> 00:42:00,032 The ears, for instance. 579 00:42:00,771 --> 00:42:01,650 What about the ears? 580 00:42:01,830 --> 00:42:06,062 It's a very sensitive, erogenous area. 581 00:42:06,300 --> 00:42:09,100 So you get your ears licked? 582 00:42:10,483 --> 00:42:12,501 I couldn't have thought about that. 583 00:42:15,600 --> 00:42:17,000 Philippe. 584 00:42:30,772 --> 00:42:33,757 - Hit that. It will help. - What is this bullshit. 585 00:42:33,984 --> 00:42:36,184 Come on, it can't get any worse. 586 00:42:36,533 --> 00:42:37,709 Hit it. 587 00:42:37,920 --> 00:42:39,663 Come on, harder. 588 00:42:40,252 --> 00:42:42,495 Alright, let's share. 589 00:42:44,123 --> 00:42:45,523 More. 590 00:42:49,303 --> 00:42:52,530 - A bit more. - Enough for tonight. 591 00:42:52,993 --> 00:42:55,818 Sorry to bring this back, but I'm really curious about the ear thing. 592 00:42:56,048 --> 00:42:59,938 So if you have red ears, it means you're turned on? 593 00:43:00,157 --> 00:43:01,977 That's it. 594 00:43:02,216 --> 00:43:05,779 Sometimes I even wake up with hard lobes. 595 00:43:06,543 --> 00:43:08,831 Both of them? 596 00:43:11,190 --> 00:43:15,632 I met my wife Alice when we were studying political sciences. We were 20. 597 00:43:15,877 --> 00:43:17,736 She was tall and elegant. 598 00:43:18,002 --> 00:43:19,938 Joyful bright eyes. 599 00:43:20,180 --> 00:43:23,056 I saw pictures at your place. It's the blonde one, right? 600 00:43:23,299 --> 00:43:24,251 Not bad. 601 00:43:24,485 --> 00:43:26,801 We had an incredible story together. 602 00:43:26,994 --> 00:43:29,607 I wish you the same. 603 00:43:29,856 --> 00:43:33,165 God I loved her so much. 604 00:43:42,813 --> 00:43:45,402 Then she got pregnant once, twice... 605 00:43:45,660 --> 00:43:48,695 She had five miscarriages. 606 00:43:50,810 --> 00:43:55,721 Finally the doctors gave a diagnosis. She didn't have much longer. 607 00:43:55,937 --> 00:43:59,162 We decided to adopt anyway. 608 00:44:11,010 --> 00:44:12,410 Sir. 609 00:44:12,600 --> 00:44:14,449 Please. 610 00:44:15,346 --> 00:44:17,235 Please! 611 00:44:22,118 --> 00:44:23,105 Yes. 612 00:44:23,814 --> 00:44:24,748 I want... 613 00:44:24,967 --> 00:44:27,473 I'm gonna have a tarte tatin. 614 00:44:27,674 --> 00:44:31,602 But cooked all the way. Because the chocolate cake had a problem. 615 00:44:31,831 --> 00:44:33,339 It was all fluid inside... 616 00:44:33,561 --> 00:44:34,796 flowing everywhere. It was weird. 617 00:44:36,561 --> 00:44:38,796 That's what a 'mi-cuit' is supposed to do, sir. 618 00:44:39,090 --> 00:44:40,696 - That's why? - Yes. 619 00:44:40,938 --> 00:44:42,765 I'm still gonna have a tarte tatin. 620 00:44:42,989 --> 00:44:45,005 I always liked competition. 621 00:44:45,217 --> 00:44:47,306 Extreme sports, speed... 622 00:44:47,581 --> 00:44:50,338 Going faster, higher... 623 00:44:50,810 --> 00:44:52,641 I had it all with paragliding. 624 00:44:52,822 --> 00:44:56,177 I got high, could see everything. And breathe. 625 00:44:56,409 --> 00:45:00,860 I was raised with the conviction I was good enough to pee on the whole world. 626 00:45:01,234 --> 00:45:04,871 I'd like to drink something. My mouth feels dry. 627 00:45:06,241 --> 00:45:09,288 That's one of the side effects when you smoke weed.. 628 00:45:09,595 --> 00:45:12,461 - What are the other ones? - It makes you hungry... 629 00:45:12,672 --> 00:45:15,049 And chatty. 630 00:45:18,792 --> 00:45:22,578 And then a day of bad weather, a day I shouldn't have gone paragliding. 631 00:45:22,917 --> 00:45:24,444 But you did. 632 00:45:24,687 --> 00:45:29,935 Maybe to to share Alice's pain, because I knew she wouldn't make it. 633 00:45:30,193 --> 00:45:32,619 In the end, two broken cervicals. 634 00:45:32,807 --> 00:45:35,178 And only my head left to get high. 635 00:45:35,419 --> 00:45:39,416 The pain didn't take my mind away. 636 00:45:40,693 --> 00:45:44,587 My true disability is not having to be in a wheel chair. 637 00:45:46,282 --> 00:45:48,102 It's having to be without her. 638 00:45:50,903 --> 00:45:53,003 What do the doctors say? 639 00:45:53,197 --> 00:45:56,529 You know, with the recent progress, they're gonna keep me alive until 70. 640 00:45:56,811 --> 00:45:59,135 With massages and medication. 641 00:45:59,379 --> 00:46:03,530 It's expensive... but I'm a rich tetraplegic. 642 00:46:05,770 --> 00:46:06,977 I would shoot myself. 643 00:46:07,204 --> 00:46:10,145 Well, you can't even do that when you're tetraplegic. 644 00:46:10,440 --> 00:46:12,260 Oh shit. That's right. 645 00:46:12,873 --> 00:46:15,316 That's tough, man. 646 00:46:16,235 --> 00:46:17,731 What day are we today? 647 00:46:18,020 --> 00:46:19,342 I don't know, the 8th or the 9th... 648 00:46:19,585 --> 00:46:21,319 So it's official! 649 00:46:21,507 --> 00:46:24,277 - What? - You did it. 650 00:46:24,460 --> 00:46:26,338 Your trial is over. 651 00:46:26,620 --> 00:46:29,457 - So I'm hired? - Of course you're hired. 652 00:46:29,644 --> 00:46:32,149 - Can I count on you? - Yeah. 653 00:46:32,374 --> 00:46:33,209 Good. 654 00:46:33,428 --> 00:46:37,231 Then give me the 'Faberge' egg back. 655 00:46:37,942 --> 00:46:39,367 It's a gift from Alice. 656 00:46:39,571 --> 00:46:43,621 She got me one each year we were together. I have 25 of them. 657 00:46:43,820 --> 00:46:46,026 They're really important to me. 658 00:46:46,394 --> 00:46:47,741 I don't know, what do you... 659 00:46:47,976 --> 00:46:50,151 I didn't do it. 660 00:46:50,419 --> 00:46:52,312 What kind of egg is that? 661 00:47:04,992 --> 00:47:07,220 Nina. 662 00:47:10,293 --> 00:47:13,361 - What are you doing here? - Hurry up, get in the car. 663 00:47:14,265 --> 00:47:16,215 Put your seatbelt on. 664 00:47:26,275 --> 00:47:27,675 How are you? 665 00:47:33,838 --> 00:47:36,218 How is school? 666 00:47:37,228 --> 00:47:39,243 Why don't you answer my texts? 667 00:47:40,534 --> 00:47:42,354 I was busy. 668 00:47:44,902 --> 00:47:47,477 So tell me, who did you talk to on the phone? 669 00:47:47,738 --> 00:47:49,588 A cop, he wanted to talk to mom. 670 00:47:49,760 --> 00:47:53,315 I faked her voice and told him someone was going to pick him up. 671 00:47:54,775 --> 00:47:57,541 Did you find my egg? 672 00:47:59,540 --> 00:48:00,940 Did you find it or not? 673 00:48:01,463 --> 00:48:04,799 I don't care about your stupid egg. I didn't find it anyway. 674 00:48:13,127 --> 00:48:14,356 What did you tell them? 675 00:48:14,528 --> 00:48:16,078 Nothing. I had nothing to tell them. 676 00:48:16,281 --> 00:48:18,724 I only had 30 grams, you know the law. They couldn't do anything. 677 00:48:18,912 --> 00:48:21,658 They kept me in custody and eventually had to let me go. 678 00:48:21,860 --> 00:48:24,079 Do you want to have a sandwich? 679 00:48:24,304 --> 00:48:26,756 - I'm not getting in this car. - Cool it. 680 00:48:26,989 --> 00:48:28,580 - Let me go! - Shut up. Who's taking you home? 681 00:48:28,806 --> 00:48:31,527 - Who's taking you home? 682 00:48:31,950 --> 00:48:33,755 - Get lost. - It's none of your business. 683 00:48:33,954 --> 00:48:35,774 - Get lost! 684 00:48:48,880 --> 00:48:52,214 Her polished eyes are carved in delicate minerals, 685 00:48:52,410 --> 00:48:55,701 And in this strange and symbolic nature... 686 00:48:55,968 --> 00:48:58,199 'And in this strange' 687 00:48:59,030 --> 00:49:00,721 'and symbolic" 688 00:49:01,184 --> 00:49:03,889 - 'nature' - How boring is that? 689 00:49:05,909 --> 00:49:09,432 'Where the pure angel merges with the antic sphynx' 690 00:49:09,664 --> 00:49:11,565 I never know if 'sphynx' takes a 'i' or a 'y'? 691 00:49:11,832 --> 00:49:14,858 I'm so bored by all this. 692 00:49:15,359 --> 00:49:17,208 It's a 'i'. 693 00:49:17,439 --> 00:49:19,940 Do you really have to go through this bullshit? 694 00:49:20,167 --> 00:49:22,097 A sphynx, daisies, angels... 695 00:49:22,674 --> 00:49:25,479 Would you care for a guy telling you this? 696 00:49:25,813 --> 00:49:28,480 Of course, some use a more basic method. 697 00:49:29,658 --> 00:49:31,570 What's next? 698 00:49:31,789 --> 00:49:33,480 What does Eleonore look like? 699 00:49:33,682 --> 00:49:36,503 I don't know, I don't care. 700 00:49:36,759 --> 00:49:39,559 It's intellectual. Emotional. 701 00:49:39,830 --> 00:49:42,527 It comes before the physical relationship for me. 702 00:49:42,714 --> 00:49:44,435 Intellectual alright, but what if she looks like a dog? 703 00:49:44,677 --> 00:49:47,125 You'd be having an intellectual relationship with a dog. 704 00:49:47,315 --> 00:49:48,435 Very elegant. 705 00:49:48,743 --> 00:49:49,863 Really. 706 00:49:50,896 --> 00:49:52,645 What else. 707 00:49:52,874 --> 00:49:53,948 Bravo. 708 00:49:54,113 --> 00:49:56,695 How long has it been going on? 709 00:50:01,513 --> 00:50:03,333 He's such a pain in the ass. 710 00:50:04,800 --> 00:50:05,932 Six months. 711 00:50:06,189 --> 00:50:07,382 Six months? 712 00:50:07,600 --> 00:50:09,306 And you've never seen her? 713 00:50:09,572 --> 00:50:11,519 She really might be ugly. Or fat. 714 00:50:11,706 --> 00:50:12,980 Or even disabled. 715 00:50:13,169 --> 00:50:16,084 You should add that after the poem: 'by the way, how much do you weigh' ? 716 00:50:16,324 --> 00:50:17,001 Write it. 717 00:50:17,203 --> 00:50:20,425 Thanks a lot for your useful advice, Driss. 718 00:50:20,673 --> 00:50:22,413 Let's get back to it. 719 00:50:22,649 --> 00:50:24,049 Where was I? 720 00:50:25,107 --> 00:50:30,239 I think a sphynx was eating daisies, running in the fields, doing weird stuff. 721 00:50:30,476 --> 00:50:31,596 Let's see... 722 00:50:32,271 --> 00:50:34,781 'strange and symbolic nature' 723 00:50:35,023 --> 00:50:38,546 And in this strange and symbolic nature... 724 00:50:38,874 --> 00:50:39,879 You have to call her. 725 00:50:40,142 --> 00:50:44,032 - Where the pure angel merges with the antic sphynx... 726 00:50:44,235 --> 00:50:45,934 I'm telling you. Call her. 727 00:50:46,129 --> 00:50:50,340 Spot it, Driss. I'm better at written communication. 728 00:50:50,677 --> 00:50:51,662 Unbelievable. 729 00:50:51,849 --> 00:50:55,855 Alright, but I'm gonna look for her phone number, it stresses me out. 730 00:50:56,324 --> 00:50:57,203 Hey! 731 00:50:59,010 --> 00:51:00,620 She's from the north... that's not good. 732 00:51:00,829 --> 00:51:02,355 Leave this envelope. 733 00:51:02,534 --> 00:51:05,545 Never has a 'Miss France' come from the north. They usually look like crap over there. 734 00:51:05,749 --> 00:51:07,342 Give the envelope back now. 735 00:51:07,600 --> 00:51:10,887 She wrote her phone number, god damn it. It's a sign. She wants you to call her! 736 00:51:11,075 --> 00:51:12,990 Please. Let it go. 737 00:51:13,222 --> 00:51:16,671 She wrote her phone number, Philippe. What do you think? It means 'Call Me'. 738 00:51:16,870 --> 00:51:18,928 'I want to lick your ear lobe'. 739 00:51:19,099 --> 00:51:20,620 - Of course, Philippe. - You're not calling her, are you? 740 00:51:20,869 --> 00:51:23,406 She doesn't give a shit about poetry. Six fucking months of poetry... 741 00:51:23,623 --> 00:51:24,929 He's bonkers. ['Call Me. I want you.'] 742 00:51:25,156 --> 00:51:28,317 - I won't talk to her. - I'm gonna check if she has a weird accent. 743 00:51:28,568 --> 00:51:29,598 Northern accent sucks.. 744 00:51:29,872 --> 00:51:31,149 Put down the phone! 745 00:51:31,370 --> 00:51:34,480 - She wants a piece of Philippe. - She's gonna have some. 746 00:51:34,705 --> 00:51:35,513 Hello. 747 00:51:35,755 --> 00:51:37,575 Nice voice, for a start. 748 00:51:38,399 --> 00:51:39,332 Hello... 749 00:51:39,505 --> 00:51:40,625 - No. 750 00:51:41,294 --> 00:51:42,142 - No. 751 00:51:42,384 --> 00:51:45,024 - Hello... - Improvise, talk about daisies and shit... 752 00:51:45,221 --> 00:51:46,279 - Eleonore? 753 00:51:46,514 --> 00:51:47,634 - It's Philippe. 754 00:51:48,239 --> 00:51:49,639 Well I... 755 00:51:49,842 --> 00:51:53,009 I'm calling you because I really wanted to hear your voice. 756 00:51:53,234 --> 00:51:57,138 And so far, your 'Hello' already fills me with joy. 757 00:51:57,354 --> 00:51:59,679 Hold on. I'm gonna get her. 758 00:52:00,591 --> 00:52:03,274 Stop with you complicated sentences. 759 00:52:03,580 --> 00:52:06,345 - Hello. - Eleonore. It's Philippe. 760 00:52:06,583 --> 00:52:07,728 Philippe? 761 00:52:07,983 --> 00:52:10,963 Igen.Szerettem volna �rni egy levelet, azt�n... 762 00:52:11,216 --> 00:52:14,729 I was writing you a letter. And I thought, why not simply call her. 763 00:52:14,914 --> 00:52:17,066 Don't forget to ask about her weight. 764 00:52:17,324 --> 00:52:19,466 - Pardon me? - Nothing. 765 00:52:19,956 --> 00:52:20,796 I'm grieving. 766 00:52:21,425 --> 00:52:22,510 I want to cry. 767 00:52:22,811 --> 00:52:24,768 I'm afraid. Lord give me peace... 768 00:52:24,995 --> 00:52:26,479 Exactly, that's it! 769 00:52:26,699 --> 00:52:27,949 I can't corner you. 770 00:52:28,176 --> 00:52:30,222 - How great that you love 'Rimbaud'. - Sorry. 771 00:52:30,507 --> 00:52:31,907 - I was first in line. - Eleonore. 772 00:52:32,175 --> 00:52:33,995 I'm glad. 773 00:52:34,170 --> 00:52:36,150 Yes, I am. 774 00:52:36,424 --> 00:52:38,955 - What a big mouth... he can't be stopped. - I'm sending you kisses. 775 00:52:40,376 --> 00:52:42,894 Everyone kisses, licking ears and all. 776 00:52:43,126 --> 00:52:45,910 Good. So what's up? 777 00:52:46,710 --> 00:52:49,253 There's good news and less good news. 778 00:52:49,620 --> 00:52:51,866 - What about the good part? - 116 lbs. 779 00:52:52,099 --> 00:52:53,307 - 116 lbs? That's really good. 780 00:52:53,558 --> 00:52:56,488 Unless she's three feet tall. 781 00:52:57,005 --> 00:52:58,531 On the other hand... 782 00:52:58,748 --> 00:53:00,017 she wants a picture. 783 00:53:00,459 --> 00:53:02,668 - So? - Come on. 784 00:53:02,889 --> 00:53:04,993 Good evening. Can I see your tickets? 785 00:53:05,203 --> 00:53:07,210 - Good evening. - It's over here. 786 00:53:07,425 --> 00:53:08,921 - Perfect. - Have a good night. 787 00:53:09,138 --> 00:53:11,439 - Good night to you. - We'll be just here if you're looking for us... 788 00:53:11,689 --> 00:53:14,340 We're not going to move. Especially him. 789 00:53:15,754 --> 00:53:18,427 Wait... What do you think women want? 790 00:53:18,654 --> 00:53:19,611 I don't know. 791 00:53:19,841 --> 00:53:22,571 A cute, charming, elegant man... 792 00:53:22,809 --> 00:53:26,304 No kidding. They want money. Security. 793 00:53:27,297 --> 00:53:29,408 Ask this dude. 794 00:53:30,265 --> 00:53:32,790 And you have all that. 795 00:53:33,206 --> 00:53:38,851 I might be naive, but I still hope I have something more than my bank account.. 796 00:53:39,082 --> 00:53:43,104 She spent 6 months reading your goddamn poems. And she likes it. 797 00:53:43,338 --> 00:53:45,050 She's weird, don't worry. 798 00:53:45,307 --> 00:53:47,440 I'm sure she doesn't give a damn about the chair. 799 00:53:47,675 --> 00:53:48,635 That's true. 800 00:53:49,713 --> 00:53:52,248 Plus guys from the north drink so much they're all beating their ladies. 801 00:53:52,420 --> 00:53:53,527 She'll see there's no risk with you. 802 00:53:53,727 --> 00:53:55,127 Jerk. 803 00:53:56,844 --> 00:53:58,944 That's good thinking though, right? 804 00:54:00,109 --> 00:54:01,509 Yeah, whatever. 805 00:54:01,800 --> 00:54:02,951 The photo is a good test. 806 00:54:03,162 --> 00:54:05,997 If she sends hers back it's a good sign. 807 00:54:06,211 --> 00:54:09,228 You can send a picture of you with the chair, but not too obvious. 808 00:54:09,439 --> 00:54:11,794 You don't have to send a Telethon-like picture... 809 00:54:11,998 --> 00:54:13,959 Drooling and all... 810 00:54:14,659 --> 00:54:16,167 Looking like shit. 811 00:54:16,409 --> 00:54:18,229 Alright, alright. 812 00:54:30,847 --> 00:54:32,199 He has a problem. 813 00:54:32,393 --> 00:54:34,213 A big one. 814 00:54:34,440 --> 00:54:36,114 Shush yourself. 815 00:54:39,307 --> 00:54:41,411 He's a tree... 816 00:54:41,643 --> 00:54:43,312 A singing tree. 817 00:54:49,522 --> 00:54:51,822 In german? 818 00:54:52,037 --> 00:54:53,437 Stop shushing me! 819 00:54:53,703 --> 00:54:55,681 It's in german anyway. 820 00:54:55,900 --> 00:54:57,874 As if it wasn't enough. 821 00:54:58,116 --> 00:54:59,721 You're crazy. 822 00:54:59,932 --> 00:55:01,235 Oh man. 823 00:55:01,428 --> 00:55:03,130 - How long does it last? - Four hours. 824 00:55:03,318 --> 00:55:04,593 Fuck. 825 00:55:08,414 --> 00:55:10,857 You looked damn fine in the old times. 826 00:55:11,770 --> 00:55:13,170 Which one? 827 00:55:15,337 --> 00:55:16,737 This one. 828 00:55:20,308 --> 00:55:22,553 There's also this one... I like it a lot. 829 00:55:22,781 --> 00:55:24,304 The chair is not obvious. 830 00:55:24,545 --> 00:55:28,168 But you can see something is going on, and you look really good. 831 00:55:28,726 --> 00:55:30,942 - Are we doing this? - I don't know. 832 00:55:31,549 --> 00:55:33,141 Didn't you have a blast on the phone? 833 00:55:33,309 --> 00:55:34,125 I did. 834 00:55:34,344 --> 00:55:35,275 Is that all? 835 00:55:35,475 --> 00:55:37,776 - I had a fucking blast. - So? 836 00:55:38,023 --> 00:55:40,382 So we're sending this goddamn picture. 837 00:55:40,597 --> 00:55:44,681 That's what I'm talking about. Let's do it! 838 00:55:48,330 --> 00:55:49,954 Give me a cigarette. 839 00:55:50,182 --> 00:55:52,076 Don't you ever knock? 840 00:55:52,264 --> 00:55:53,401 Are you painting? 841 00:55:53,658 --> 00:55:55,298 - Yes, get out! - You're kidding me. 842 00:55:55,509 --> 00:55:57,872 Ha ha, painting. Did you learn how to read as well? 843 00:55:58,082 --> 00:55:59,851 I told you to get out of here! 844 00:56:00,053 --> 00:56:03,122 Or what? You'll beat me? Is that how women are treated in your country? 845 00:56:03,315 --> 00:56:05,823 You're out of your mind. Fuck off! 846 00:56:06,007 --> 00:56:07,872 - I'll leave when I want. - Right! 847 00:56:08,070 --> 00:56:11,246 - See, I'm deciding to leave now. - Leave! 848 00:56:11,472 --> 00:56:12,335 God damn it. 849 00:56:12,507 --> 00:56:15,908 Replace this picture with the other one. 850 00:56:16,861 --> 00:56:19,919 Please post it yourself, and be discreet. 851 00:56:20,177 --> 00:56:21,577 As you want. 852 00:56:22,623 --> 00:56:25,267 Now throw the other picture in the thrash. 853 00:56:25,543 --> 00:56:26,778 I'm loosing it. 854 00:56:26,989 --> 00:56:28,642 She's driving me crazy. 855 00:56:31,788 --> 00:56:34,299 - What's wrong? - Your daughter is. 856 00:56:34,537 --> 00:56:37,195 - I was painting... - You were... what? 857 00:56:37,796 --> 00:56:39,586 Yes, whatever. I wanted to tell you... 858 00:56:39,836 --> 00:56:42,034 She needs to cool it... otherwise I will slap her. 859 00:56:42,250 --> 00:56:44,732 - Alright, cool it a little. - No, I'm not cooling anything! 860 00:56:44,935 --> 00:56:46,975 Am I not your arms and your legs? 861 00:56:47,185 --> 00:56:47,676 Yes. 862 00:56:47,873 --> 00:56:51,514 Well I want to be your hands too. So she can get what she deserves. 863 00:56:51,733 --> 00:56:53,959 Since you can't really do anything besides driving your chair over her. 864 00:56:54,193 --> 00:56:57,275 Driss, don't you think you're exaggerating. Yvonne. 865 00:56:57,923 --> 00:56:59,027 Yvonne... 866 00:57:00,409 --> 00:57:01,318 Well... 867 00:57:02,352 --> 00:57:04,987 She might need a light admonition. 868 00:57:05,174 --> 00:57:05,959 A light one? 869 00:57:06,206 --> 00:57:08,352 She's 16, dressing and painting her face outrageously. 870 00:57:08,585 --> 00:57:10,906 She's also making out with the annoying dude all over the house. 871 00:57:11,141 --> 00:57:14,056 But that's none of my business. It's her education. 872 00:57:14,283 --> 00:57:16,650 What I have a problem with is how she despises everyone. 873 00:57:16,853 --> 00:57:20,249 How she talks to me. To you! 874 00:57:20,460 --> 00:57:22,614 What are we? Slaves? 875 00:57:22,841 --> 00:57:25,232 So if you let me, I'll give her a lesson right now. 876 00:57:25,489 --> 00:57:29,374 Alright, I get it. Let me take care of it. 877 00:57:31,391 --> 00:57:33,261 Then take care of it. Fast. 878 00:57:33,806 --> 00:57:36,023 I'm gonna break something... 879 00:57:37,327 --> 00:57:39,454 He's painting? What is he painting? 880 00:57:39,673 --> 00:57:41,173 I have no idea. 881 00:58:00,993 --> 00:58:03,093 Get up, Philippe. 882 00:58:39,565 --> 00:58:40,951 Fits you like a charm. 883 00:58:41,156 --> 00:58:43,407 Right. 884 00:58:52,994 --> 00:58:57,879 You need to respect the people working for me. It's unacceptable. Do you understand? 885 00:58:58,452 --> 00:59:00,001 I think she doesn't. Toughen up. 886 00:59:00,236 --> 00:59:02,770 By the way I don't want to see this dude here anymore. 887 00:59:02,982 --> 00:59:04,802 - God I get it! Leave me alone. - I won't leave you alone. 888 00:59:05,015 --> 00:59:08,515 Do I need to drive my chair over you to make you obey me? 889 00:59:08,680 --> 00:59:11,034 That's it. We're getting there. 890 00:59:14,426 --> 00:59:16,726 - You did that? - Yeah. 891 00:59:17,771 --> 00:59:19,000 I love it. 892 00:59:19,521 --> 00:59:22,477 I'm not saying I would hang it at my place... 893 00:59:23,105 --> 00:59:24,505 but it's... 894 00:59:25,909 --> 00:59:28,579 How much do you think we'll get from it? 895 00:59:29,562 --> 00:59:30,962 We'll see. 896 00:59:31,500 --> 00:59:34,455 We'll see more or less? 897 00:59:34,651 --> 00:59:35,771 It's... 898 00:59:36,979 --> 00:59:38,554 - What the hell? - What? 899 00:59:38,774 --> 00:59:41,070 - I wasn't gonna use the tongue. - You're retarded. 900 00:59:42,249 --> 00:59:45,853 Can't you go faster? I can't run in these conditions. 901 00:59:46,263 --> 00:59:50,029 - I'm at the maximum. - The maximum... it's way too slow. 902 00:59:50,903 --> 00:59:52,723 I can do 9 miles per hour. 903 00:59:54,539 --> 00:59:55,818 Is 9 miles/hour ok? 904 00:59:56,006 --> 00:59:58,106 Is it the best he can do? Can't we get more? 905 00:59:58,068 --> 01:00:00,868 - It's the maximum. - It'll do. 906 01:00:20,687 --> 01:00:21,807 Oh yeah... 907 01:00:30,564 --> 01:00:31,684 No, no. 908 01:00:31,993 --> 01:00:33,813 Stick to the ear. 909 01:00:34,252 --> 01:00:35,372 There. 910 01:00:52,089 --> 01:00:53,314 - Bye. - Bye. 911 01:00:53,654 --> 01:00:54,924 Hi Yvonne. 912 01:00:55,127 --> 01:00:57,799 No he can't hear me. 913 01:00:58,057 --> 01:00:59,768 Yvonne, trust me. 914 01:01:00,000 --> 01:01:01,120 Ok. 915 01:01:01,518 --> 01:01:03,728 We'll be home at 8:30. 916 01:01:03,975 --> 01:01:06,892 Yes, we'll be on time Yvonne. 917 01:01:07,569 --> 01:01:08,921 - What's up? She's freaking out? - Yeah. 918 01:01:09,135 --> 01:01:10,838 It's your surprise birthday again. 919 01:01:11,066 --> 01:01:12,740 It's half an hour earlier. 920 01:01:12,972 --> 01:01:14,964 She's all stressed out every year. 921 01:01:15,426 --> 01:01:19,959 She's inviting all my family, every year it's exactly the same deal. 922 01:01:20,366 --> 01:01:23,800 They're mostly coming to see if I'm still alive. 923 01:01:24,074 --> 01:01:26,334 Just checking. 924 01:01:26,873 --> 01:01:29,981 And I pretend to be surprised. 925 01:01:30,277 --> 01:01:31,967 Everyone's doing their best. 926 01:01:32,225 --> 01:01:35,907 But in the end we're all really bored. 927 01:02:12,412 --> 01:02:13,532 Sorry. 928 01:02:14,111 --> 01:02:15,231 Excuse me. 929 01:02:15,592 --> 01:02:16,592 Sorry. 930 01:02:16,950 --> 01:02:18,350 Sorry. 931 01:02:18,880 --> 01:02:20,218 Excuse me. 932 01:02:20,468 --> 01:02:22,717 Would you mind changing seats? I called this one. 933 01:02:22,928 --> 01:02:24,647 I would mind indeed. 934 01:02:25,022 --> 01:02:26,678 - Oh believe me you'll do it 935 01:02:26,943 --> 01:02:30,326 Come on! Just shift to the left. 936 01:02:30,521 --> 01:02:31,847 There. 937 01:02:32,396 --> 01:02:33,762 Very nice of you. 938 01:02:44,900 --> 01:02:46,994 The suit makes you look like another man. 939 01:02:47,213 --> 01:02:49,794 It looks good. 940 01:02:51,103 --> 01:02:53,694 You look like Barack Obama. 941 01:02:53,888 --> 01:02:55,008 Really? 942 01:02:57,909 --> 01:02:59,167 She has the hots for me. 943 01:02:59,649 --> 01:03:02,945 Barack Obama. How cool is that. 944 01:03:05,661 --> 01:03:08,915 It's a bit like someone called you... Mitt Romney for instance. 945 01:03:09,149 --> 01:03:10,620 Raffarin. 946 01:03:11,382 --> 01:03:13,411 Or George Bush. 947 01:03:21,832 --> 01:03:24,046 What are you doing? You're gonna miss the concert. 948 01:03:24,325 --> 01:03:25,873 Leave me alone. 949 01:03:26,910 --> 01:03:29,172 - Are you menstruating or what? - Get out. 950 01:03:29,392 --> 01:03:30,559 - What's up? 951 01:03:31,713 --> 01:03:32,833 Elisa. 952 01:03:33,027 --> 01:03:34,207 Elisa. 953 01:03:34,516 --> 01:03:36,634 - Leave me alone, goddammit. - What did you take? 954 01:03:37,851 --> 01:03:39,251 What did you do? 955 01:03:42,240 --> 01:03:44,790 - Where did you find this? - In Yvonne's purse. 956 01:03:45,041 --> 01:03:46,161 Imodium? 957 01:03:46,371 --> 01:03:48,175 What was your plan? 958 01:03:48,396 --> 01:03:50,216 Suicide? 959 01:03:50,468 --> 01:03:54,676 - You're just gonna stop pooping for 3 months. - Leave me alone! 960 01:03:55,167 --> 01:03:56,846 Wait... you took Ibuprofen too? 961 01:03:57,113 --> 01:03:59,221 You're gonna die! It's dangerous! 962 01:04:01,084 --> 01:04:03,488 What should we do? Call 911? 963 01:04:03,776 --> 01:04:05,176 Why would you do that? 964 01:04:06,215 --> 01:04:07,538 It's Bastien. 965 01:04:07,758 --> 01:04:09,490 - What about him? - He dumped me. 966 01:04:09,754 --> 01:04:13,138 He doesn't care about me. He called me a slut. 967 01:04:13,536 --> 01:04:14,588 That's not ok at all. 968 01:04:14,869 --> 01:04:17,287 Nobody would care if I died anyway. 969 01:04:17,499 --> 01:04:19,364 Bullshit! Stop saying that. Let's join the party. 970 01:04:19,529 --> 01:04:20,356 Can't you go see him? 971 01:04:21,057 --> 01:04:22,400 Talk to him? 972 01:04:22,589 --> 01:04:25,368 - To who? - Bastien. I'll pay you. 973 01:04:25,563 --> 01:04:27,592 What do you mean you'll pay me? You've really lost it! 974 01:04:27,766 --> 01:04:29,897 Do you think I have time to deal with childrens' heartaches? 975 01:04:30,087 --> 01:04:32,048 - Please. - Talk to Bastien? 976 01:04:32,266 --> 01:04:33,386 Paying me? 977 01:04:34,452 --> 01:04:36,828 Who do you think you're talking to? 978 01:04:37,634 --> 01:04:39,632 Please, Driss. 979 01:04:40,079 --> 01:04:42,541 How much? 980 01:04:43,285 --> 01:04:44,685 You're silly. 981 01:04:46,875 --> 01:04:50,633 Well, there's something. There's a particular touch to it. 982 01:04:50,967 --> 01:04:55,905 But I mean... 11 000 euros for an unknown artist seems like a lot. 983 01:04:56,101 --> 01:04:57,501 Hmm... 984 01:04:58,167 --> 01:05:02,461 On the other hand, if I don't buy it it's going to be worth the triple in a year... 985 01:05:02,684 --> 01:05:04,503 And you'll tell me: 'I told you'. 986 01:05:04,714 --> 01:05:05,603 Am I right? 987 01:05:05,834 --> 01:05:06,783 Hmm. 988 01:05:07,306 --> 01:05:10,844 - You told me he has a gallery in London? - Berlin. 989 01:05:11,075 --> 01:05:12,475 Berlin? 990 01:05:13,453 --> 01:05:14,853 Well that's... 991 01:05:15,436 --> 01:05:17,620 I don't know... 992 01:05:18,572 --> 01:05:21,819 11 000 euros is a lot. 993 01:05:22,169 --> 01:05:26,165 Come on, give me something. Does she have someone? 994 01:05:26,440 --> 01:05:27,970 Yes. Fred. 995 01:05:28,251 --> 01:05:29,651 What about Fred? 996 01:05:29,892 --> 01:05:31,712 They've been together for two years. 997 01:05:32,522 --> 01:05:36,282 But it's an on and off thing... There's a lot of tension. 998 01:05:36,495 --> 01:05:39,676 Right now... I know it's not going that well. 999 01:05:40,188 --> 01:05:41,828 - Maybe because of me. - Yup. 1000 01:05:42,070 --> 01:05:44,390 - Did she say something about me? - No. 1001 01:05:44,834 --> 01:05:45,793 Alright, of course she did. 1002 01:05:46,301 --> 01:05:47,301 A little bit. 1003 01:05:47,531 --> 01:05:51,372 Yes! I knew it! She's got the hots for me. 1004 01:05:52,857 --> 01:05:53,960 What, you're spoofing me? 1005 01:05:54,186 --> 01:05:56,213 - No. - Laugh as much as you want. 1006 01:05:56,401 --> 01:05:58,233 One day Magalie will be in my bed. 1007 01:05:58,511 --> 01:06:00,649 Hope well and have well. 1008 01:06:01,243 --> 01:06:04,311 Careful with the appetizers, given your stomach issues... 1009 01:06:04,536 --> 01:06:09,669 I'm not a doctor, but I know if you take Imodium, something's wrong. 1010 01:06:18,349 --> 01:06:20,176 Pardon me. Please... 1011 01:06:20,505 --> 01:06:22,204 Can I ask you a favor? 1012 01:06:22,438 --> 01:06:24,290 A little piece for me? 1013 01:06:25,124 --> 01:06:26,710 No, Philippe! We were chilling. 1014 01:06:26,953 --> 01:06:28,073 Yes. 1015 01:06:29,084 --> 01:06:31,884 Vivaldi, the Fours Seasons 1016 01:06:32,487 --> 01:06:35,547 You'll see, you'll like it. 1017 01:06:50,241 --> 01:06:52,924 What about that? Don't tell me you don't feel anything. 1018 01:06:53,155 --> 01:06:54,275 Nope. Nothing. 1019 01:06:55,241 --> 01:06:56,641 Not at all. 1020 01:06:56,840 --> 01:06:59,460 For me, it's not music if you can't dance to it. 1021 01:06:59,637 --> 01:07:03,037 Let's try something else. 1022 01:07:07,024 --> 01:07:08,844 Yeah. I know this one. 1023 01:07:09,255 --> 01:07:11,075 It's a commercial! 1024 01:07:11,660 --> 01:07:13,060 For coffee, right? 1025 01:07:17,739 --> 01:07:20,009 I shall leave thee now. 1026 01:07:20,300 --> 01:07:22,596 I am expected by the king at the castle. 1027 01:07:22,883 --> 01:07:25,025 I'm taking the minstrels there. 1028 01:07:25,259 --> 01:07:26,379 Let's go. 1029 01:07:27,030 --> 01:07:29,599 I'm a brave and good knight. 1030 01:07:30,052 --> 01:07:31,843 Wow, that's creepy... 1031 01:07:32,057 --> 01:07:34,911 It's about naked dudes... 1032 01:07:35,877 --> 01:07:39,372 They're running naked in the fields. 1033 01:07:39,615 --> 01:07:41,170 And giggling... 1034 01:07:42,199 --> 01:07:43,079 Alright, alright... 1035 01:07:43,280 --> 01:07:44,993 Bach was badass. 1036 01:07:45,425 --> 01:07:47,061 I'm sure he got all the chicks with his music. 1037 01:07:47,306 --> 01:07:49,999 It's the 18th century's Barry White. 1038 01:07:50,696 --> 01:07:51,812 Oh I know this one. 1039 01:07:52,248 --> 01:07:54,393 Everyone know it. 1040 01:07:54,596 --> 01:07:55,875 Of course. 1041 01:07:56,187 --> 01:07:58,844 "You have reached the Paris unemployment agency" 1042 01:07:59,051 --> 01:08:01,260 "All our lines are currently busy" 1043 01:08:01,464 --> 01:08:04,264 "The estimated waiting time is : two years" 1044 01:08:11,235 --> 01:08:13,956 Isn't it Tom and Jerry? 1045 01:08:20,131 --> 01:08:21,733 Tom and Jerry... 1046 01:08:21,957 --> 01:08:23,385 What a jerk. 1047 01:08:23,589 --> 01:08:24,709 Help! 1048 01:08:24,924 --> 01:08:26,044 Help! 1049 01:08:27,824 --> 01:08:31,087 Now it's my turn. We listened to your classics, let's listen to mine. 1050 01:08:31,306 --> 01:08:34,806 'Earth, Wind & Fire'. I told you about them. So good! 1051 01:08:38,309 --> 01:08:39,323 It's something else. 1052 01:08:39,522 --> 01:08:40,947 That's something else for sure. 1053 01:08:41,150 --> 01:08:42,550 Am I right? 1054 01:08:44,732 --> 01:08:45,852 Driss. 1055 01:08:46,100 --> 01:08:48,413 - Driss. - I can't hear you. 1056 01:09:21,267 --> 01:09:22,667 Come on, dance for Philippe's birthday. 1057 01:09:23,130 --> 01:09:26,428 Come on. for Philippe. 1058 01:10:09,921 --> 01:10:11,041 There. 1059 01:10:16,582 --> 01:10:17,702 So... 1060 01:10:18,897 --> 01:10:21,108 With all that I didn't give you my present, 1061 01:10:21,347 --> 01:10:22,629 it arrived this morning. 1062 01:10:22,867 --> 01:10:25,480 I didn't want to ruin the party, if she was ugly or something. 1063 01:10:25,715 --> 01:10:28,595 You never know. But at least she responded. 1064 01:10:28,854 --> 01:10:31,060 Well... Good night! 1065 01:10:32,099 --> 01:10:35,276 Alright, I'll open it... 1066 01:10:37,588 --> 01:10:38,708 So? 1067 01:10:40,496 --> 01:10:43,086 She does not look like a dog. Not at all. 1068 01:10:43,371 --> 01:10:45,171 Oh damn... 1069 01:10:45,428 --> 01:10:48,005 It must be the only northern girl with all her teeth. 1070 01:10:48,211 --> 01:10:49,300 There's a note with it. 1071 01:10:49,535 --> 01:10:55,203 'I'm coming to Paris next week. I'm waiting for your call.' 'Dot dot dot.' 1072 01:10:56,013 --> 01:10:57,468 You know what 'Dot dot dot' means, right? 1073 01:10:57,695 --> 01:10:59,443 What does it mean? 1074 01:10:59,687 --> 01:11:02,273 - That's good? - Of course it's good, she wants you. 1075 01:11:02,461 --> 01:11:04,731 One dot, two dots, three dots, she wants you, end of the story. 1076 01:11:04,938 --> 01:11:08,923 - She wants me... 1077 01:11:09,456 --> 01:11:10,443 Feels good, doesn't it? 1078 01:11:10,670 --> 01:11:13,470 - I'm too excited to sleep. - But you will. 1079 01:11:14,252 --> 01:11:15,712 I'm putting the picture here. 1080 01:11:16,650 --> 01:11:18,280 She's watching you sleep. 1081 01:11:18,788 --> 01:11:19,627 There. 1082 01:11:20,023 --> 01:11:21,771 Good night, Philippe. 1083 01:11:22,029 --> 01:11:24,546 Sweet dreams. 1084 01:11:35,086 --> 01:11:37,948 Let's try the hat again. 1085 01:11:39,438 --> 01:11:41,359 - Not bad. - No. 1086 01:11:41,578 --> 01:11:43,627 No. He looks like a chimney sweeper. 1087 01:11:43,845 --> 01:11:45,040 He can't be dressed too classic. 1088 01:11:45,236 --> 01:11:47,376 - What did I just say? - Ok, so it's too classic. 1089 01:11:47,595 --> 01:11:51,454 - Forget the hat. 1090 01:11:52,304 --> 01:11:54,357 Regular or fancy? 1091 01:11:54,647 --> 01:11:56,047 There's something. 1092 01:11:56,347 --> 01:11:57,579 It works. 1093 01:11:57,802 --> 01:11:59,587 - What about this? - Stop laughing. 1094 01:12:00,154 --> 01:12:02,332 - Let's go horse-riding... - Come on. 1095 01:12:02,602 --> 01:12:05,338 Yvonne will take me there. I'll go alone. 1096 01:12:05,597 --> 01:12:08,142 - Really? - It's ok. 1097 01:12:08,576 --> 01:12:10,667 Yes. I'll manage. 1098 01:12:10,938 --> 01:12:12,758 Alright. 1099 01:12:16,367 --> 01:12:17,995 I think I'm freaking out a little. 1100 01:12:18,434 --> 01:12:21,234 Don't worry, noone can tell. 1101 01:12:23,168 --> 01:12:25,072 4 a x c minus b square 1102 01:12:25,358 --> 01:12:26,387 - b square? 1103 01:12:26,637 --> 01:12:28,565 I found 20, not b squ... 1104 01:12:28,778 --> 01:12:29,594 Hey. 1105 01:12:30,178 --> 01:12:32,452 Go take a walk, funny hair. 1106 01:12:32,676 --> 01:12:34,793 - So Bastien... You remember me? - Yeah. 1107 01:12:35,054 --> 01:12:35,987 - Oh yeah? - What's wrong? 1108 01:12:36,185 --> 01:12:38,203 I heard what you told Elisa. It's not very nice. 1109 01:12:38,412 --> 01:12:39,636 - I didn't say anything... - Shut up. 1110 01:12:39,854 --> 01:12:42,090 Now you'll act like a man and apologize. 1111 01:12:42,285 --> 01:12:44,413 - I'm sorry, man. - Hands off me. 1112 01:12:44,636 --> 01:12:46,697 - Not to me, to her! - Ok, to her. 1113 01:12:46,933 --> 01:12:49,145 And you'll bring her croissants every morning. 1114 01:12:49,333 --> 01:12:50,666 - Plain or with butter? - What? 1115 01:12:50,841 --> 01:12:53,332 - Plain or with butter? - Whatever. I don't care. 1116 01:12:53,598 --> 01:12:54,938 Do as you want, but do it right. 1117 01:12:55,171 --> 01:12:56,876 - You be nice. - Yes. I'll be very nice. 1118 01:12:57,094 --> 01:12:58,914 Now move. Move! 1119 01:12:59,530 --> 01:13:02,694 And take care of your hair. Put a hair clip or something. 1120 01:13:04,871 --> 01:13:06,271 What time is it? 1121 01:13:07,896 --> 01:13:09,016 4:45 1122 01:13:16,536 --> 01:13:18,926 Should I loose the hat? 1123 01:13:19,679 --> 01:13:21,618 Yeah. That's better. 1124 01:13:29,065 --> 01:13:30,885 What time is it? 1125 01:13:31,086 --> 01:13:34,597 46 - 47. It's not changing that fast. 1126 01:13:35,393 --> 01:13:37,213 I'd like a whisky. 1127 01:13:37,480 --> 01:13:38,600 Yeah. 1128 01:13:41,833 --> 01:13:43,233 Please. 1129 01:14:15,496 --> 01:14:16,473 One more. 1130 01:14:16,961 --> 01:14:18,554 I don't if it's a good idea... 1131 01:14:18,820 --> 01:14:20,220 Make it a double. 1132 01:14:22,495 --> 01:14:25,478 Sir, a double whisky please. 1133 01:14:54,179 --> 01:14:55,774 - Hello. - Hello, Driss. 1134 01:14:56,050 --> 01:14:57,718 What are you doing now? Are you busy? 1135 01:14:57,930 --> 01:14:59,750 I'm working out. How's it going? 1136 01:14:59,942 --> 01:15:02,255 Don't you want to get away? 1137 01:15:02,696 --> 01:15:04,286 No questions? 1138 01:15:04,544 --> 01:15:05,664 No. No questions. 1139 01:15:05,954 --> 01:15:08,364 - You want to leave? - Yes. 1140 01:15:09,445 --> 01:15:10,565 Where are we going? 1141 01:15:11,381 --> 01:15:13,201 Get some fresh air. 1142 01:15:13,591 --> 01:15:15,411 Get some fresh air. 1143 01:15:16,644 --> 01:15:18,844 I'll be there after a shower. 1144 01:15:21,029 --> 01:15:22,579 We're going. Take the hat. 1145 01:15:22,814 --> 01:15:25,733 - But ti's barely 6. - We're going. 1146 01:16:01,118 --> 01:16:03,218 - Good evening. - Good evening. 1147 01:16:09,221 --> 01:16:12,705 Give him so champagne too. It'll help him relax. 1148 01:16:12,921 --> 01:16:15,766 - I'm not stressed out. - Really? - No. 1149 01:16:32,380 --> 01:16:33,780 It's only us? 1150 01:16:34,922 --> 01:16:38,190 The other people didn't come? It's just us. 1151 01:16:56,845 --> 01:16:58,877 Ok, I'm a little nervous. 1152 01:16:59,081 --> 01:17:00,201 Why? 1153 01:17:00,884 --> 01:17:02,284 I don't know. 1154 01:17:03,430 --> 01:17:05,969 We both know you're not the luckiest person. 1155 01:17:06,165 --> 01:17:07,403 The accident... 1156 01:17:07,583 --> 01:17:09,618 The chair... Your wife. 1157 01:17:09,970 --> 01:17:12,720 It's Kennedy-like scary. 1158 01:17:13,978 --> 01:17:15,550 - Miss. - Yes? 1159 01:17:15,807 --> 01:17:18,300 Can you give him the package? 1160 01:17:18,548 --> 01:17:19,948 Thank you. 1161 01:17:24,075 --> 01:17:25,475 Thank you. 1162 01:17:26,244 --> 01:17:27,644 Why? 1163 01:17:35,699 --> 01:17:36,750 What's that? 1164 01:17:36,976 --> 01:17:41,066 That's what you're worth in the art business. I got 11 000 euros for your painting. 1165 01:17:41,381 --> 01:17:44,170 You shouldn't stop, you have a hell of a talent. - Yup. 1166 01:17:44,388 --> 01:17:46,618 That's a good deal. I knew it. 1167 01:17:46,814 --> 01:17:49,267 I felt it. It was instinct. 1168 01:17:49,495 --> 01:17:53,280 With the music and all... It all blended... 1169 01:17:53,535 --> 01:17:57,182 And then, an epiphany! I saw a light. 1170 01:17:57,370 --> 01:17:58,612 Ok, stay humble will you? 1171 01:17:58,820 --> 01:18:01,207 11 000 euros, though, can you believe it? 1172 01:18:02,082 --> 01:18:03,771 What was that? 1173 01:18:04,031 --> 01:18:07,302 Nothing. Just a hole in the cabin. 1174 01:18:07,569 --> 01:18:09,985 Philippe, tell me if something's wrong. 1175 01:18:10,321 --> 01:18:11,602 It was very nice knowing you. 1176 01:18:11,782 --> 01:18:13,854 No Philippe, I don't like these jokes. Really 1177 01:18:14,125 --> 01:18:18,037 You're used to drama, but I'm not. 1178 01:18:48,045 --> 01:18:50,216 You have to be really insane to do that. 1179 01:18:50,435 --> 01:18:51,555 A little bit. 1180 01:18:57,212 --> 01:18:59,211 I'll tell you something, Philippe. 1181 01:18:59,430 --> 01:19:03,671 - You're a maniac. - Really? I didn't know that. 1182 01:19:05,187 --> 01:19:08,164 - Now you get Driss ready. - Sure. 1183 01:19:08,499 --> 01:19:10,795 Right. In your dreams. I'm not doing any of this. 1184 01:19:11,586 --> 01:19:12,580 I'll be waiting for you over there. 1185 01:19:12,779 --> 01:19:14,670 I'll take pictures... 'Get Driss ready...' 1186 01:19:15,447 --> 01:19:17,628 How are you gonna take pictures? 1187 01:19:18,023 --> 01:19:21,199 Laugh all you want. I'm not doing this. 1188 01:19:33,505 --> 01:19:35,553 - I don't want to anymore. - Wait. 1189 01:19:35,889 --> 01:19:37,414 - Take it off. - Wait, wait. 1190 01:19:37,602 --> 01:19:39,702 I don't have to anyway, right? 1191 01:19:47,792 --> 01:19:49,342 Wait, what's going on? 1192 01:19:49,538 --> 01:19:50,485 Is something wrong? 1193 01:19:50,712 --> 01:19:52,112 Oh man. 1194 01:19:53,752 --> 01:19:54,872 Fuck. 1195 01:19:55,124 --> 01:19:57,206 Why is it going higher? 1196 01:20:08,222 --> 01:20:09,554 What's going on? 1197 01:20:09,801 --> 01:20:10,656 Oh my god. 1198 01:20:10,854 --> 01:20:11,974 Hey, Driss! 1199 01:20:13,363 --> 01:20:15,463 Relax, for god's sake. 1200 01:20:15,822 --> 01:20:17,842 I'm relaxed, can't we get down now? 1201 01:20:18,108 --> 01:20:19,928 I've seen it ,it's cool. I'm done. 1202 01:20:23,606 --> 01:20:25,006 What the hell! 1203 01:20:27,910 --> 01:20:30,235 What is happening now? 1204 01:20:35,966 --> 01:20:37,086 Come on, Driss. 1205 01:21:02,664 --> 01:21:03,784 Listen to this. 1206 01:21:04,420 --> 01:21:05,820 Where can you find a tetraplegic? 1207 01:21:06,133 --> 01:21:08,333 Where can you... I don't know. 1208 01:21:08,569 --> 01:21:11,226 Where you left him. 1209 01:21:11,499 --> 01:21:13,868 Awful. 1210 01:21:14,089 --> 01:21:16,222 You're awful. 1211 01:21:17,964 --> 01:21:20,966 Driss, someone's here for you. 1212 01:21:22,609 --> 01:21:24,009 What are you doing here? 1213 01:21:24,509 --> 01:21:25,976 Why did you hide this? 1214 01:21:26,213 --> 01:21:28,458 - You answer the question. - How did you find me? 1215 01:21:28,730 --> 01:21:31,530 The unemployment agency sent this. It mentions the address. 1216 01:21:32,457 --> 01:21:34,289 - And what's that? - Nothing. Let it go. 1217 01:21:34,516 --> 01:21:36,516 - What did you do? - I fell from my scooter. 1218 01:21:36,727 --> 01:21:38,106 - From your scooter? - Yeah. 1219 01:21:38,317 --> 01:21:40,668 Bullshit. Get up. 1220 01:21:41,072 --> 01:21:43,266 This way. 1221 01:21:46,556 --> 01:21:47,956 Damn. 1222 01:21:51,529 --> 01:21:52,832 That's your room? 1223 01:21:53,145 --> 01:21:55,676 - Tell me what happened. - Nothing. 1224 01:21:56,015 --> 01:21:58,696 - Tell me. - It's none of your business. 1225 01:21:58,895 --> 01:22:01,459 How is it not my business? You're hiding here but it's none of my business? 1226 01:22:01,671 --> 01:22:03,946 We were only four and they screwed us. But don't worry, they're gonna pay. 1227 01:22:04,122 --> 01:22:06,135 You're not gonna make anyone 'pay'. Does mom know? 1228 01:22:06,314 --> 01:22:07,026 No. 1229 01:22:07,257 --> 01:22:09,115 - Don't worry, I have it covered. - You have nothing covered. 1230 01:22:09,296 --> 01:22:10,846 - You're a pain in the ass. - Right. 1231 01:22:11,011 --> 01:22:13,192 Now you stay here and you don't touch anything. 1232 01:22:13,396 --> 01:22:16,173 - Can I lie down? - You don't touch anything! 1233 01:22:16,382 --> 01:22:17,917 Alright, I got it. 1234 01:22:18,399 --> 01:22:20,219 Moron... 1235 01:22:23,714 --> 01:22:25,487 I'm telling you, he's with me. 1236 01:22:25,696 --> 01:22:27,096 Stop crying Nina. 1237 01:22:27,548 --> 01:22:29,869 He's not wounded, it's just a scratch. 1238 01:22:30,050 --> 01:22:30,967 He's fine. 1239 01:22:31,186 --> 01:22:34,965 Calm down, Nina. Nobody's killing anybody. 1240 01:22:35,266 --> 01:22:36,386 It's only words. 1241 01:22:36,650 --> 01:22:39,444 Meanwhile I can't take care of him. I'm working. 1242 01:22:39,766 --> 01:22:42,064 No, don't tell her. 1243 01:22:42,285 --> 01:22:45,733 You go crying in your room if you want, but you don't tell her anything. 1244 01:22:53,516 --> 01:22:54,922 I think it's time for bed. 1245 01:22:55,198 --> 01:22:57,638 I'm gonna stay up for a bit. 1246 01:22:58,201 --> 01:22:59,601 Sit down. 1247 01:23:01,287 --> 01:23:03,107 Sit down here. 1248 01:23:10,907 --> 01:23:13,762 What do you think of that woman? 1249 01:23:14,385 --> 01:23:17,357 - She looks hot. - What else? 1250 01:23:18,510 --> 01:23:20,655 Can we go upstairs now... I have something to deal with... 1251 01:23:20,901 --> 01:23:22,721 I imagine her getting up... 1252 01:23:23,008 --> 01:23:24,546 and turning around... 1253 01:23:24,850 --> 01:23:28,001 so that I can finally see her face. 1254 01:23:30,434 --> 01:23:32,046 The boy looks like you. 1255 01:23:32,265 --> 01:23:34,748 - Adama? - Yes. 1256 01:23:35,022 --> 01:23:36,638 I saw him earlier. 1257 01:23:36,865 --> 01:23:38,659 I think if I had crossed him in the street, 1258 01:23:38,977 --> 01:23:41,573 I could have told he was your brother. 1259 01:23:41,794 --> 01:23:42,914 That's weird. 1260 01:23:44,086 --> 01:23:44,972 Why? 1261 01:23:45,371 --> 01:23:47,861 Because he's not my brother. 1262 01:23:48,213 --> 01:23:49,333 Really? 1263 01:23:49,898 --> 01:23:51,753 It's complicated. 1264 01:23:52,857 --> 01:23:56,001 Is he your brother or not? 1265 01:24:00,060 --> 01:24:01,880 Ok. I get it. 1266 01:24:03,150 --> 01:24:04,829 Let's go. 1267 01:24:11,794 --> 01:24:13,857 My parents... 1268 01:24:14,625 --> 01:24:16,961 they're not really my parents. 1269 01:24:17,177 --> 01:24:19,374 They're my uncle and my aunt. 1270 01:24:19,696 --> 01:24:23,047 They came to get me in Senegal when I was 8. 1271 01:24:23,397 --> 01:24:26,799 They couldn't have children, so they went to see a brother who had a load of them. 1272 01:24:27,041 --> 01:24:29,141 They took the elder. 1273 01:24:29,641 --> 01:24:31,041 Me. 1274 01:24:33,344 --> 01:24:34,997 I was called Bakary. 1275 01:24:35,224 --> 01:24:38,089 That's my real name. 1276 01:24:38,371 --> 01:24:40,538 But there were several Bakarys in the neighbourhood so they called me Idriss.... 1277 01:24:40,892 --> 01:24:43,403 somehow it turned into Driss. 1278 01:24:44,099 --> 01:24:44,938 Then what? 1279 01:24:45,416 --> 01:24:48,689 Then out of nowhere my mother... I mean my aunt... 1280 01:24:49,015 --> 01:24:51,700 she got pregnant twice. 1281 01:24:52,130 --> 01:24:53,368 Then my uncle died. 1282 01:24:53,636 --> 01:24:55,380 And then there were other guys, other children. 1283 01:24:55,625 --> 01:24:58,193 I told you it's complicated. 1284 01:24:59,014 --> 01:25:03,999 About Adama. Don't you think he needs a light admonition? 1285 01:25:10,824 --> 01:25:14,054 He came to get you, didn't he? 1286 01:25:16,592 --> 01:25:17,712 Driss. 1287 01:25:20,947 --> 01:25:22,767 I think it's the end of the road. 1288 01:25:23,265 --> 01:25:27,241 You weren't going to push a disabled's chair your whole life anyway. 1289 01:25:27,552 --> 01:25:33,261 And since you worked well, you'll get unemployment again. 1290 01:25:36,127 --> 01:25:37,342 Enough. 1291 01:25:37,600 --> 01:25:38,720 Let's go. 1292 01:25:39,191 --> 01:25:40,311 Come on. 1293 01:25:40,638 --> 01:25:41,758 Yeah. 1294 01:25:45,350 --> 01:25:47,911 Vassary Bakary. Bakary Vassary. 1295 01:25:48,187 --> 01:25:49,003 It's beautiful. 1296 01:25:49,410 --> 01:25:50,846 Very poetic. 1297 01:25:51,245 --> 01:25:53,100 It has an alliteration. 1298 01:25:53,303 --> 01:25:56,452 - Do you know what an alliteration is? - No. 1299 01:25:58,869 --> 01:26:01,424 - Good morning. - Good morning, Bastien. Thank you. 1300 01:26:01,658 --> 01:26:04,996 Oh we're having a brunch tomorrow. Could you bring something more... 1301 01:26:05,198 --> 01:26:06,079 Of course. 1302 01:26:06,298 --> 01:26:08,372 - Goodbye Yvonne. - You didn't forget my little treats, did you? 1303 01:26:08,520 --> 01:26:09,375 No. 1304 01:26:09,646 --> 01:26:11,632 - Good, thanks. - Say hello to Elisa. 1305 01:26:11,863 --> 01:26:12,843 See you tomorrow. 1306 01:26:13,241 --> 01:26:16,041 Bastien, my friend. What's up? 1307 01:26:22,508 --> 01:26:23,582 So it's true. 1308 01:26:23,778 --> 01:26:25,292 - You're leaving. - Yeah. 1309 01:26:25,506 --> 01:26:29,006 Don't worry, I have your number. I'll call you very soon. 1310 01:26:29,790 --> 01:26:32,879 - I know it's gonna be tough for you. Be strong. - It's a shame. 1311 01:26:33,100 --> 01:26:36,450 You know I'm getting your room? There's a water issue in mine. 1312 01:26:36,684 --> 01:26:38,493 I might stay, in the end. 1313 01:26:38,720 --> 01:26:41,169 We'd have to get warm in the bed together. 1314 01:26:41,581 --> 01:26:45,004 It would be a little too small. I'm not alone. 1315 01:26:45,262 --> 01:26:46,382 Here she is. 1316 01:26:47,492 --> 01:26:50,385 - This is Frederique. - Hello. 1317 01:26:51,933 --> 01:26:53,053 Hi. 1318 01:26:57,211 --> 01:26:58,285 I get it... 1319 01:26:58,622 --> 01:27:01,079 - What? - I understand, it's your... 1320 01:27:01,547 --> 01:27:03,550 So that's why... 1321 01:27:03,743 --> 01:27:05,316 Yes. 1322 01:27:06,558 --> 01:27:07,507 Well. 1323 01:27:07,977 --> 01:27:11,437 I'm not giving you a kiss, then. 1324 01:27:15,438 --> 01:27:18,238 I would be up for a threesome you know. 1325 01:27:20,098 --> 01:27:22,135 Well... I'm down. 1326 01:27:22,301 --> 01:27:26,125 Not now though, I have to leave. But I can come back. 1327 01:27:26,728 --> 01:27:30,087 - I have stuff to do, but I'll be back. - I'm joking. 1328 01:27:33,642 --> 01:27:34,620 Alright... 1329 01:27:34,888 --> 01:27:37,109 See you, dudes. 1330 01:27:39,402 --> 01:27:41,776 Mr Michel Saloudy. 1331 01:27:46,468 --> 01:27:49,391 Keep it on all the time! 1332 01:27:49,624 --> 01:27:51,189 Are you mad about Magalie? 1333 01:27:51,409 --> 01:27:53,229 No. Nice one. 1334 01:27:53,605 --> 01:27:54,729 Nice one, but... 1335 01:27:56,605 --> 01:28:00,729 it did seem weird that she would resist. It never happened to me. 1336 01:28:02,651 --> 01:28:04,549 Kiss? 1337 01:28:05,622 --> 01:28:07,229 Yes. Sure. 1338 01:28:09,787 --> 01:28:11,624 Yvonne. 1339 01:28:12,901 --> 01:28:14,958 You're good... 1340 01:28:15,334 --> 01:28:16,745 See you. 1341 01:28:16,981 --> 01:28:18,803 Yvonne. 1342 01:28:20,341 --> 01:28:21,741 Wait. 1343 01:28:27,211 --> 01:28:30,669 We won't need that anymore. 1344 01:28:31,645 --> 01:28:33,465 Bye. 1345 01:28:36,726 --> 01:28:38,320 Watch your foot. 1346 01:28:38,538 --> 01:28:39,938 Let's go. 1347 01:28:54,627 --> 01:28:55,747 Wait. 1348 01:28:57,490 --> 01:28:58,799 What is your bank? 1349 01:28:59,753 --> 01:29:00,428 Ok. 1350 01:29:00,697 --> 01:29:01,747 Excuse me. 1351 01:29:01,958 --> 01:29:05,364 Could you please move your car? You can't park here. 1352 01:29:05,653 --> 01:29:06,653 It's written over there. 1353 01:29:07,100 --> 01:29:08,235 - I'm moving. - Thanks. 1354 01:29:08,470 --> 01:29:10,290 I'll call you back. 1355 01:29:12,843 --> 01:29:15,678 Why do you mind? We're not even driving. 1356 01:29:15,882 --> 01:29:17,982 It's a matter of principles. 1357 01:29:19,471 --> 01:29:20,591 Go on. 1358 01:29:21,060 --> 01:29:23,563 Wait for me over there. 1359 01:29:34,508 --> 01:29:35,908 What are you doing? 1360 01:29:36,833 --> 01:29:38,233 I'm coming. 1361 01:31:12,069 --> 01:31:14,280 I can cancel my date you know. 1362 01:31:14,476 --> 01:31:16,105 Of course not. Why would you do that? 1363 01:31:16,363 --> 01:31:18,895 Have a good tim. Everything's fine. 1364 01:31:19,875 --> 01:31:21,877 Yvonne? I'm ready. 1365 01:31:22,120 --> 01:31:23,843 Good. I'll be here in a minute. 1366 01:31:24,190 --> 01:31:25,667 Well, everything's ready. 1367 01:31:26,051 --> 01:31:27,503 You just have to serve. 1368 01:31:27,746 --> 01:31:31,698 Call me if anything's wrong. 1369 01:31:34,690 --> 01:31:37,324 - Call me, ok? - Yeah. 1370 01:31:38,990 --> 01:31:42,211 So if you're ready, I'm gonna serve your meal. 1371 01:31:42,532 --> 01:31:46,756 Take these scrubs off. I feel like in an asylum. 1372 01:31:46,998 --> 01:31:49,635 - Alright. - Do you have a cigarette? 1373 01:31:50,032 --> 01:31:52,747 No. I don't smoke. Not anymore. 1374 01:31:53,465 --> 01:31:56,703 To be honest I gave up recently... 1375 01:31:56,909 --> 01:31:58,294 and you should do the same. 1376 01:31:58,591 --> 01:32:01,669 Even if you're not exercising or something... 1377 01:32:01,902 --> 01:32:05,381 it's better for your lungs, your breath. 1378 01:32:07,605 --> 01:32:09,425 You're not going to eat. 1379 01:33:08,785 --> 01:33:10,243 What the hell! 1380 01:33:10,817 --> 01:33:12,204 Come on. Be careful. 1381 01:33:12,445 --> 01:33:14,165 I'm sorry. 1382 01:33:14,396 --> 01:33:15,846 - Good morning, sir. - What? 1383 01:33:16,096 --> 01:33:18,806 It's the person you asked for ... 1384 01:33:19,040 --> 01:33:21,361 For the head massage. It's Mr Jacquet. 1385 01:33:21,611 --> 01:33:22,723 Good morning. 1386 01:33:23,063 --> 01:33:24,078 Get out! 1387 01:33:24,337 --> 01:33:25,770 Leave me alone. 1388 01:33:26,001 --> 01:33:26,932 Leave! 1389 01:33:27,152 --> 01:33:29,409 - Is it my fault? - No, non. 1390 01:33:29,919 --> 01:33:32,174 He got up on the wrong side of the bed. 1391 01:33:34,335 --> 01:33:36,471 'got up on...'. Idiot. 1392 01:33:37,053 --> 01:33:38,173 Moron. 1393 01:33:39,569 --> 01:33:40,673 Driss Vassary? 1394 01:33:40,856 --> 01:33:42,956 - Yes - It's your turn. 1395 01:33:56,736 --> 01:33:59,187 You've only had your driving license for a month. 1396 01:33:59,382 --> 01:34:01,464 Yes, but I've been driving for longer. 1397 01:34:01,738 --> 01:34:04,794 I mean I drove in private ways, out of the roads. 1398 01:34:05,119 --> 01:34:06,920 Parking lots ... 1399 01:34:07,369 --> 01:34:09,197 I'm a good driver. 1400 01:34:11,041 --> 01:34:12,861 I read your file. 1401 01:34:13,425 --> 01:34:17,580 In your personal evaluation you only wrote one word : pragmatic. 1402 01:34:18,659 --> 01:34:19,779 Yes. 1403 01:34:20,343 --> 01:34:21,463 It is important. 1404 01:34:21,730 --> 01:34:25,211 You forgot to mention another important aspect in our company. 1405 01:34:25,487 --> 01:34:26,416 Did I? 1406 01:34:27,510 --> 01:34:30,041 You could just take the time to read the poster line. 1407 01:34:30,276 --> 01:34:32,255 - Hey, that's a twelve feet rhyme. 1408 01:34:32,454 --> 01:34:33,400 Sorry? 1409 01:34:33,606 --> 01:34:37,974 You-could-just-take-the-time To-read-the-pos-ter-line 1410 01:34:38,323 --> 01:34:39,749 12 feet. 1411 01:34:40,138 --> 01:34:43,279 - That wasn't on purpose. - Your catchphrase is 'Just in time'. 1412 01:34:43,576 --> 01:34:46,153 Oh that's why you put Dali's watches.. 1413 01:34:46,417 --> 01:34:48,335 A little artistic touch. 1414 01:34:48,608 --> 01:34:50,396 Maybe... 1415 01:34:51,662 --> 01:34:54,353 - You like paintings? - I do. 1416 01:34:54,734 --> 01:34:56,703 - I like Goya. - She's alright... 1417 01:34:56,888 --> 01:35:01,267 ...didn't sing much since Pandi-Panda. [Chantal Goya is a french children's singer] 1418 01:35:07,910 --> 01:35:09,030 Yes. 1419 01:35:10,711 --> 01:35:11,831 I'm coming. 1420 01:35:12,983 --> 01:35:14,803 I'm on my way. 1421 01:35:18,318 --> 01:35:20,138 - Are you ok? - Yes. 1422 01:35:20,445 --> 01:35:22,265 Leave me alone. 1423 01:35:22,601 --> 01:35:25,729 Do you need water? A wet towel? 1424 01:35:27,104 --> 01:35:28,504 Get out. 1425 01:35:29,030 --> 01:35:32,016 - I mean I can... - Leave me alone. 1426 01:35:38,799 --> 01:35:39,646 There. 1427 01:35:39,881 --> 01:35:41,493 - Thanks, dude. - You're welcome. 1428 01:35:41,704 --> 01:35:44,312 - Have a nice week-end. - You too. 1429 01:35:44,593 --> 01:35:47,617 - What's going on? - He's not doing well. 1430 01:35:47,930 --> 01:35:50,097 - Where is he now? - He was in the garden earlier. 1431 01:35:50,519 --> 01:35:51,639 Ok. 1432 01:36:04,461 --> 01:36:05,581 So... 1433 01:36:05,735 --> 01:36:07,575 What's going on? 1434 01:36:07,818 --> 01:36:10,110 What's the deal with the beard? 1435 01:36:11,251 --> 01:36:12,427 Freud? 1436 01:36:12,653 --> 01:36:15,131 Abraham Lincoln? An old dude, anyway. 1437 01:36:15,443 --> 01:36:16,743 Victor Hugo. 1438 01:36:17,816 --> 01:36:19,774 You need a good shaving. Take care of yourself. 1439 01:36:20,032 --> 01:36:21,348 It was time I came back. 1440 01:36:21,606 --> 01:36:23,347 I'll be here in a minute. 1441 01:37:14,627 --> 01:37:16,290 Now what? 1442 01:37:17,019 --> 01:37:19,595 Now you let me decide. 1443 01:38:59,242 --> 01:39:02,027 Don't you like that? 1444 01:39:22,227 --> 01:39:24,667 A sharp fast cut would relieve me. 1445 01:39:25,928 --> 01:39:28,552 It's good to see you're doing better. 1446 01:39:31,886 --> 01:39:34,722 I did my best. Open your eyes. 1447 01:39:34,917 --> 01:39:36,293 Oh my god. 1448 01:39:36,511 --> 01:39:37,738 It's terrible. 1449 01:39:38,003 --> 01:39:39,446 - It's really bad. - No! It looks good. 1450 01:39:39,634 --> 01:39:40,857 No. 1451 01:39:41,032 --> 01:39:41,751 Look... 1452 01:39:41,966 --> 01:39:44,506 leather jacket, without sleeves. 1453 01:39:44,785 --> 01:39:46,549 A Village People-like cap. 1454 01:39:46,734 --> 01:39:48,995 I know! Jose Bove. 1455 01:39:49,686 --> 01:39:51,506 You look exactly like him. 1456 01:39:51,848 --> 01:39:54,342 Really weird. An orthodox priest or something. 1457 01:39:54,548 --> 01:39:56,977 - The pope. - Exactly, the pope. 1458 01:39:57,870 --> 01:39:59,270 Come on. 1459 01:40:00,840 --> 01:40:02,240 He's crazy. 1460 01:40:02,523 --> 01:40:04,409 What are you up to? 1461 01:40:05,619 --> 01:40:09,186 - I'm scared. - No you'll see, it's awesome. 1462 01:40:11,579 --> 01:40:12,938 I look like my grandfather. 1463 01:40:13,283 --> 01:40:14,193 Really? 1464 01:40:14,494 --> 01:40:18,733 Oh Philippe, the moustache is turning me on. What is happening to me? 1465 01:40:19,446 --> 01:40:21,234 - Ok, I'll shave the rest. - Thank you. 1466 01:40:21,556 --> 01:40:22,956 Alright. 1467 01:40:23,728 --> 01:40:26,001 No. Please. No. 1468 01:40:26,449 --> 01:40:27,529 No. 1469 01:40:27,819 --> 01:40:28,504 No 1470 01:40:28,855 --> 01:40:29,975 Nein! 1471 01:40:30,208 --> 01:40:33,586 - Nein is what you mean. - I'm not ok with that. 1472 01:40:33,946 --> 01:40:36,298 Philippe, ach. 1473 01:40:36,531 --> 01:40:39,286 So I'm your toy now. 1474 01:40:39,835 --> 01:40:42,042 You know you're mental right? You have to get help. 1475 01:40:42,292 --> 01:40:44,108 Don't you feel like invading countries right now? 1476 01:40:44,345 --> 01:40:46,402 Ok, we're getting there... 1477 01:40:46,764 --> 01:40:48,702 just shave the rest. 1478 01:40:48,984 --> 01:40:50,278 You think it's funny? 1479 01:40:50,522 --> 01:40:52,642 Yes, I'm thinking about tetraplegic nazis. 1480 01:40:52,916 --> 01:40:57,316 How could they do the sign? 1481 01:40:58,306 --> 01:41:01,129 Ok, now you had fun. Shave it. 1482 01:41:03,373 --> 01:41:05,429 Heil. 1483 01:41:12,182 --> 01:41:13,467 - Hello, sir. - Hello. 1484 01:41:13,694 --> 01:41:15,461 Vassary. I have a reservation at 1. 1485 01:41:15,663 --> 01:41:18,543 - Yes. Vassary. - Follow me. 1486 01:41:23,510 --> 01:41:25,682 - Over here. - Thank you. 1487 01:41:26,105 --> 01:41:27,925 Thank you, sir. 1488 01:41:45,885 --> 01:41:47,326 So, Philippe. 1489 01:41:47,591 --> 01:41:49,817 I'm not staying for lunch. 1490 01:41:50,834 --> 01:41:53,148 - Why? - I'm not leaving you alone. 1491 01:41:53,876 --> 01:41:57,048 You just happen to have a date. 1492 01:41:57,490 --> 01:41:58,689 A date? 1493 01:41:58,939 --> 01:42:00,472 What do you mean? 1494 01:42:01,237 --> 01:42:02,710 Don't freak out. It'll be fine. 1495 01:42:02,988 --> 01:42:03,819 What the... 1496 01:42:04,116 --> 01:42:07,300 Only this time you can't flee. 1497 01:42:08,323 --> 01:42:09,723 By the way... 1498 01:42:11,034 --> 01:42:14,288 I took my time, but I found it. 1499 01:42:14,509 --> 01:42:16,609 Give her my respects. 1500 01:42:17,738 --> 01:42:18,858 Driss. 1501 01:42:20,361 --> 01:42:21,481 Driss. 1502 01:42:24,224 --> 01:42:26,768 What's going on? 1503 01:42:45,540 --> 01:42:48,269 Hello, Philippe. 1504 01:43:25,593 --> 01:43:31,752 Philippe Pozzo Di Borgo now lives in Marocco. He's married again, and had two daughters. 1505 01:43:35,505 --> 01:43:40,855 Abdel Sellou now owns a company. He's married and has three children. 1506 01:43:58,538 --> 01:44:03,070 Philippe and Abdel remained close friends. 1507 01:44:50,269 --> 01:47:45,351