这一切的开始都是 美好壮丽 It all starts with something... magnificent.
一朵花 A flower.
就一朵花 Just a flower.
然后一只蜜蜂 Then a honeybee.
非常脆弱 Very fragile.
非常复杂 Very complicated.
蜜蜂采集花粉 The bee gathers pollen
放在另一朵花的柱头上 and deposits it in another flower's stigma.
就像性爱 但更干净 It's like sex but cleaner.
没人受伤 And nobody gets hurt.
我们三分之一的食物都是这样授粉的 A third of our food is pollinated this way.
你知道影响有多大吗 You understand the scope of that?
蜜蜂就是这么重要 唐 That's how vital the bees are, Don.
但它们快死光了 And they're dying.
为什么 Why?
我们讨论过 表弟 记得吗 It's like we talked about, cuz. Remember?
蜂群衰竭失调症就像疫情 CCD. It's like a pandemic.
工蜂抛弃蜂后 Workers desert the queen
留下她和幼虫 until she's all alone with her young,
蜂群逐渐衰亡 and the colony wastes away.
它们为什么抛弃她 But why do they leave her?
有人说 Well...
是杀虫剂或栖地减少造成的 people claim it's pesticides or habitat loss.
也有人认为各国政府 Or some people think world governments
和农业巨头 and their agro-corporate overlords
利用生技来操纵粮食供应 bioengineered CCD to manipulate food supplies.
但我知道背后 But I knew there had to be
一定有更大的势力在作祟 a larger organizing principle at work.
所以我进行研究 So I studied.
仔细观察 I observed.
往下 Down.
上至天文 I searched in the ground
下至地理 and in the stars
终于找出原因 until I found it.
它一直都在那里 It was there all along.
一直囚禁我们 毒害我们 Fucking caging us, poisoning us,
扼杀我们 choking us out.
一 二 One. Two.
我们没有掌控权 唐 We are not steering the ship, Don.
做得好 Oh, good job.
他们才有 They are.
只能靠你跟我来阻止他们 And now it's up to you and me to stop them.
进行特训是有原因的 The training is for a reason, Don.
它打算支配我们 It's going to try and dominate us,
但我们不会让它得逞 but we're not gonna let it, are we?
你是说她会伤害我们 You mean she'll try to hurt us?
对 它极度危险 Oh, yes, Don. It's highly dangerous.
我们必须锻炼好身体 So we have to prepare...
上 下 还有脑袋 ...our bodies, our brains. Down. Up.
加油 加油 Come on. Come on. Come on.
（代谢分析仪）
你在笑啥 Why are you laughing?
抱歉 你这个样子有点好笑 Sorry, you just look a little funny doing that, to be honest.
抱歉 泰迪 Sorry, Teddy.
换你了 好 Okay, well, now you do it. Okay.
我觉得我也很好笑 Hey, I think I look funny, too.
好了 Okay.
看吧 很好 See? It's good.
别忘了他们有办法远端追踪 Oh, and don't forget they track it remotely.
我们也会被追踪 And they'll try and track us, too.
它一有机会就钻进你的脑袋 It'll... weevil into your brainbox every chance it gets,
所以要强化心智 so we have to fortify that shit.
好 Okay.
我会试试看 I'll try.
你有听见吗 You-you hear that, though?
唐尼 Donny?
你的声音透露他们毁了你的自信 In your voice, how they fucked your confidence?
对不起 泰迪 I'm sorry, Teddy.
不 唐尼 看着我 No. Donny, look at me.
绝对不要道歉 Don't you ever apologize. Ever.
这不是你的错 好吗 None of this is your fault. Okay?
谢了 Thanks.
它会来阴的 It won't play fair.
所以我们要更强 So we have to be better.
你怎么区分他们 How can you tell them apart?
你要会看 Well, you have to know where to look.
有一些迹象 There are signs.
会是这些人吗 What about these people?
不是 No.
他们很好 No, they're fine.
也不是真的很好 I mean, they're not fine-fine,
而是 空洞 but hollowed.
跟其他人一样 You know, like the rest of us.
无害 Harmless.
绝望 Hopeless.
那就是他们的诡计 And that's the way they planned it.
让我们变得跟蜜蜂一样 To make us the same as the bees.
死掉的群体被分裂成无数碎片 A dead colony, atomized in a trillion directions
再也没有回家的路 with no way home again.
早 富勒小姐 Morning, Ms. Fuller. Good morning.
早 祝你愉快 Have a good day.
（奥索利公司）
（华盛顿路药局）
这种药膏能干嘛 What does the cream do?
一样 The same.
减缓作用 Mitigation.
全部都拿 Here, get all of it.
（钢索）
（衣物捐赠）
如果有人发现我们正在做的事呢 What if someone finds out about what we're doing?
不会的 They won't.
世上没人在乎我们 No one on earth gives a single fuck about us.
直到那一天到来 So until the day comes...
我们要清除心灵快取 ...we clear the psychic cache, okay?
不能分心 No distractions.
不打游戏 不抽电子烟 不打手枪 No gaming, no vape, no whacking it.
不看3C 除非是为了研究 No screens whatsoever, except for research.
能保证做到吗 You promise, Don?
我知道这很难消化 I know this is a lot,
但我 希望你能挺我 but I... I want you with me on this.
我需要你 唐 I need you, Don.
我知道 Hmm. I know...
你其实既聪明又勇敢 you're actually smart and brave,
只有我看得出来 and no one else sees it but me.
不 你才聪明 No, you're... No, you're the smart one.
行动都是你策划的 The brains of this operation, really. Hmm.
可是 怎么了吗 Hmm. But... Is something wrong?
我只是 I just...
觉得自己做不到 I don't think I can do this.
嘿 Hey.
过来 Come here.
嗯 Hmm.
抱一个 Give me a hug. Ah.
我爱你 表弟 I love you, cuzzie.
我也爱你 I love you, too, man.
你是我全世界最好的朋友 You're my best friend in the whole world.
唯一的朋友 My only friend.
我这么做主要是为了救你 And I'm doing this to save you most of all.
我不会让任何人伤害你 I won't let anyone hurt you, okay?
好吗 Okay?
好 绝对不会 Okay. Never.
好 Yeah.
普维拉锭 Medroxyprogesterone acetate.
一种黄体激素药物 It's a progestin-type hormonal med.
化学阉割 Chemical castration.
好吗 好 Okay? Okay.
为了拥有最大的专注力 In order for us to hit maximum focus,
我们必须清除所有杂念 好吗 we have to clear our heads of all psychic compulsions, okay?
什么意思 What does that mean?
嘿 兄弟 Hey, buddy.
相信我 我做了很多研究 Trust me, I've done a shit ton of research on this.
我们的神经元被越多色色的想法塞住 The more of that fuck filler we have jamming up our neurons,
对方的优势就越大 the bigger advantage it will have over us.
你确定 Are you sure?
对 非常确定 Yes, Donny, I'm sure.
这真的很重要 唐 It's really important, Don.
可是 I just...
我希望以后能有对象 wanted to be with someone someday.
表弟 Bud...
你一定要相信我 you gotta believe me.
我一清二楚 I've figured it out.
那些让你分心 The part of your brain that distracts you,
难过的想法 part of your brain that makes you sad,
都来自生物本能 it's all connected to the biological imperative.
这些突触激发了生殖 These synapses firing off on procreation
播种和一夫一妻制 and seed spread and monogamy,
让我们陷入痛苦 like all these fucking pain traps.
全都是 神经元搞的鬼 It's all... it's all neurons, dude.
必须驾驭它们 You just have to harness them.
跟我一样消除欲望 Once you kill the urges, like I have,
成为自己的主人 you'll be your own master.
没人能耍你 No one can fuck with you.
你会完全自由 You'll be totally free.
你不想要自由吗 Don't you want to be free?
想啊 Yes.
那你准备好了吗 So you ready?
来吧 Let's do this.
好了 Yeah. Yeah.
好 那么 Okay, so, uh...
靠在椅子上 跟我说话 Lean over the chair and talk to me.
分散注意力 It'll distract you. Yeah.
你好吗 泰迪 How are you, Teddy?
非常好 I'm doing great, man.
你呢 How are you?
我很好 Uh, I'm doing good.
你要自由了 兴奋吗 So, you excited to be free?
兴奋 Yeah.
自由对你来说是什么感觉 What does free feel like to you?
我想 I guess it...
感觉就像我们小时候 feels like when we were little,
事情还没变糟之前 before things got bad.
那时大家都还在 When everyone was still here.
嘿 嘿 Hey, hey.
我知道这并不容易 I know it's been hard, man.
但我们会夺回来 我保证 But we're gonna get it back again. I promise.
这些年来 All we've lost,
我们失去的一切 我们承受的所有伤害 all these years, all the shit that's been done to us...
我们全都要反击回去 ...we're setting that shit right again.
没人能耍我们 And no one can fuck with us.
就连我们自己也一样 Not even ourselves.
早 科里 早 米歇尔 Morning, Corey. Good morning, Michelle.
我相信每家公司 I believe every company should strive
都应该打造多元的平台 to form a diverse table.
如果你的团队成员有多元化背景 If the people on your team are from diverse backgrounds,
就能找到创新的解决方案 they'll find new and creative solutions to problems
而不是原地踏步 rather than just iterating.
我们需要找到新一代 We need to find the next generation
多元化的工程师 of diverse engineers,
多元化的生物学家 多元化的医生 diverse biologists, diverse doctors.
这不仅是员工多元化 Because it's not just diverse employees,
更是思维多元化 it's diverse thinking.
我们要运用企业资源 It's about using our corporate resources
让拥有不同技能和身份的人 to empower people of different skills and identities...
去你妈的 Holy fucking fucker.
天啊 Jesus Christ.
每次都忘词 然后呢 Every time. What is it?
技能和身份的人培育 "Skills and identities to foster..."
培育奥索利全新世代的人才 To foster a new generation of Auxolith talent.
好 重新开始 Okay, let's reset.
太多"多元化"了 克里斯 It's too many "diverses," Chris.
我一直重复多元化 It's- I'm going, "diverse, diverse, diverse."
就像 Like "Buh-duh, buh-duh, buh-duh."
该死的节拍器 Like a fucking metronome.
但这是多元化培训 Well, uh, [clears throat], it is diversity training.
还是太多了 克里斯 Yeah, but it's too many, Chris.
用词也能多元化一点吗 Can we try to diversify the language a little bit?
没问题 No, sure.
再来一次 Let's go again.
（《富比士》 米歇尔·富勒 打破界限）
（《时代》 年度领袖）
好 那就这样 Okay, so that's it then.
（打败不可能）
莎拉的投资人会议 You just have the investor call with Sara
和九点的广告视频通话 可以远端进行 and a VC with Wieden+Kennedy at 9:00 that you can do remote.
谢谢 科里 Thank you, Corey.
五点半那件事 The 5:30 thing.
嗯哼 Uh-huh?
我知道你已经发了邮件 Look, I know you sent the email already,
但你要告诉大家可以在五点半下班 but I need you to let everyone know that they are free to leave at 5:30
从今天开始 好吗 from now on, starting today, okay?
但表达的方式要 But do it in a way that's, you know,
像我们讨论的那样 what we talked about.
知道了 Yeah, of course.
让大家了解我们有新的文化 We need to send the message that we have a new culture here now.
员工应该在 Where people should, yes, of course,
五点半下班 回家陪家人 feel free to leave at 5:30 and be with their families.
不要有人像以前那样过劳 No one is gonna be overworked like in the past.
或发生不愉快事件 No more unpleasant incidents.
不过 当然不是强制性的 But, of course, it's not compulsory.
如果有人还有工作要做 And, obviously, if people still have work to do,
那就应该留下来完成 they should absolutely stay and continue to work.
好 但不会严格执行 Yeah. But it's not strictly enforced.
我们还是希望能完成配额 Although we still do want to meet quotas.
最好在没有压力的情况下 So if we can do that with no pressure,
要记得 我们经营企业 just remembering, you know, we are running a business here,
摸着良心做事就好 so "let your conscience guide you" kind of thing.
清楚吗 Yeah? Good?
我会告诉大家 I'll definitely let them know.
很好 Great.
新时代 New era.
谢谢 科里 Thank you, Corey.
谢谢 托尼 Thanks, Tony.
你可以早点回家 Feel free to leave early.
除非你很忙 I mean, unless you're busy.
或有事情要做 但可以提早回家 Or you have things to do, but feel free if you can.
看你 好的 Up to you. Yes, ma'am.
由你决定 Your call.
我早告诉过你 ♪ Well, I told you so ♪
祝你好运 ♪ Good luck, babe ♪ ♪ Well, good luck ♪
祝你好运 ♪ Well, good luck, babe ♪ ♪ Well, good luck ♪
来吧 Come on, come on.
不 No.
该死 靠 Shit! Fuck, fuck!
不 跟她坐后面 No, no, no! Stay back with her.
快喷 Spray! Spray!
你得快点 Really have to hurry, bud.
我知道 对不起 越快越好 Um, I know. I'm sorry. Okay, quick as you can.
这就像GPS 记得吗 It's like GPS, remember?
只要头发还在 他们就能远端追踪 If its hair is still attached, it can track us remotely,
所以一定要尽快剃掉 so we want to go as quick as we can.
好 Okay.
行吗 Is it working?
剃不太掉 Not much is coming off.
你要 用力压过去 Y-You really, you really got to run it through. Harder.
割到她怎么办 But wh-what if I cut her?
唐 用力 不会割到的 Don! Do it harder! You won't cut her!
好了 Okay.
天哪 感觉真好 你呢 Man, I feel good. Don't you?
大概吧 I guess.
你太棒了 表弟 You were amazing, cuz.
是吗 I was?
没错 Oh, yeah.
很厉害的 Fucking alpha king shit.
是 谢了 Well, thanks, man.
我就知道你行 I knew you could do it.
当然 干得漂亮 Sure enough, you fucking crushed it.
太惊人了 Incredible.
什么 What is?
这个细腻程度 Just the detail.
是我看过最猛的 The best I've seen.
你怎么看得出来她是外星人 Uh, how can you tell she's an alien?
迹象很明显啊 Well, the signs are obvious.
做得很棒 但还是有蛛丝马迹 They did a hell of a job on it, but the tells are there.
脚很窄 Narrow feet.
角质层很薄 Thin cuticles.
轻微咬合不正 Slight overbite.
半外突的耳垂 Semi-obtruding earlobes.
看见没 See?
头发密度很高 High hair density.
除非知道哪里有鬼 不然不会注意到 You won't notice unless you know what you're looking for.
我想我看得出来 Guess I can see it.
就像你不常煎牛排 It's like, if you don't cook steaks a lot,
不会知道怎样是三分熟 you won't know when it's cooked medium-rare,
但如果一天到晚煎 就会知道 but if you cook steaks all the time, you just know.
连切都不用切 You don't even have to cut into it.
你就是 知道 You just... know.
嘿 嘿 Hey, hey, um...
这样是在干嘛 Why are we doing this?
她会痒吗 Is she itchy?
不 唐 它不会痒 No, Don. It's not itchy.
它的基因结构跟我们一样 Its genetic structure is the same as ours,
但神经系统不同 uh, but its nervous system is different.
抗组织胺会对神经传导物质产生反应 The antihistamine reacts to the neurotransmitters
让它变弱 in its nervous system and weakens it.
只是让条件变得公平 We're just leveling the playing field.
这不是折磨 它对我们做的事才是折磨 It's not torture. Torture is what it's done to us.
嗯哼 Huh.
镇静剂的效果快退了 The sedative should wear off soon.
去换衣服吧 Should we go get dressed?
好 走吧 Okay. Okay, come on.
不会太紧吗 不会 Is it too tight? No, man.
这是我爸的衣服 No, this was my dad's shit.
他留下来是有原因的 He left it behind for a reason,
好让我们好好利用 so that it could be put to good use.
每件事都有原因 唐 Everything's for a reason, Don.
太紧了 It's too tight.
我看起来好蠢 I look stupid. No, you don't.
不会 你看起来很好 真的 You look fine, honestly. You look fine.
不然那猪头要怎样 Anyway... what's that swine gonna do,
叫时尚警察逮捕你 call the fashion police and arrest you?
这和她无关 This isn't about her.
嘿 Hey.
它已经没有掌控权 It is not in control anymore.
我们才有 We are.
而且说话的人主要会是我 Besides, I'll be doing most of the talking anyway.
其实呢 你不用说太多 In fact, maybe don't say much.
真的没必要 Like, you-you don't really have to say much.
好 Okay.
完全不要开口比较好 Like, don't talk at all, maybe.
噢 Oh.
欢迎 Welcome.
你醒了吗 Are you conscious?
什么 她醒了吗 What? Is she conscious?
你完全清醒我才能继续 I can only proceed if you're fully conscious, so...
呃 Uh...
什么 What?
是的 你好 Yes. Greetings.
这是我家 This is my home.
哪里 Where...
这里是医院吗 This i- this is a hospital?
不 这里不是医院 No, this is not a hospital. Is this a...
算了 我要开始了 Fuck it. I'm just gonna start.
欢迎来到人类反抗军总部 "Welcome to the headquarters of the human resistance.
虽然我们普遍怀疑 "Despite our general suspicion and disavowal
并否认现存管理机构 "of all extant governing bodies,
事实上你又是仙女星人 "and despite the fact that you, as an Andromedan,
不受日内瓦公约中 "are not subject to the human rights guidelines
人权准则的约束 "detailed in the Geneva Conventions,
但我们仍会尽力遵守这些准则 "we nevertheless endeavor to adhere to those guidelines
以彰显人道主义原则 out of the humanist principles to which they aspire."
怎么回事 What is happening?
我在跟你解释 我想让整个过程 I'm explaining to you that I would like to keep
光明磊落 文明有礼 all of this very aboveboard and civilized, so...
我的头发呢 Where's my hair?
你的头发被销毁了 你们剃光我的头发 Your hair's been destroyed. You shaved off my hair?
没错 Yes, we've shaved off your hair.
为什么要那么做 Why have you shaved off my hair?
为了不让你联系你的星舰 To prevent you from contacting your ship.
我的星舰 你的星舰 My ship? Your ship.
什么星舰 What ship?
你的母舰 Your mother ship.
好吧 顺便告诉你 Okay. Full disclosure:
我还在你的皮肤上涂了一层 I've also applied a thin layer
抗组织胺药膏 of antihistamine cream to your skin...
不好意思 以后每天都要再涂一遍 Excuse me. Listen to me. ...which we'll need to reapply
才会有效 every day for full effectiveness.
听我说 Listen to me.
我在听啊 I'm listening.
好 Right.
接下来会发生这些事 H-Here's what's gonna happen.
先声明 我不是在威胁你 And I want to be clear, I'm not threatening you.
或你 Or you.
但我猜接下来 But the following is my best guess
48小时会发生这些事 of how the next 48 hours are likely to transpire.
警方再来是FBI会用尽各种方法 The police and soon thereafter the FBI
展开追捕行动 will begin a statewide manhunt
再加上附近 using all of the methods at their disposal
司法管辖区的资源 and the combined resources of neighboring jurisdictions.
我的公司是 My company is a key job creator
本地的就业创造者和经济引擎 and economic engine of the region.
我是重要人物 I am crucial.
想象你绑架了州长 Think of it like you've abducted the governor
或是更糟 but worse.
你们面临的事态就是这么严重 That's the level of bureaucratic urgency you're contending with here.
我对全人类至关重要 这是实话 In all humility, I can say that.
我也是一位知名的女企业家 I'm also a high-profile female corporate executive.
这会不会又增添了政治色彩 Does that add a certain, you know, politicized optics to this?
我想一定会 I would say absolutely.
你要好好考虑 I would say that's a tremendous factor
这个重要因素 for you to consider here.
规则不是我订的 也不是由我执行 Now, I don't make the rules, and I don't enforce anything,
这里的情况不是由我掌控 and I am not in charge of the situation in this room.
而是你们 You are.
但你们无法掌控外面发生的事 But you are not in charge of what is happening out there,
现在在外面 执法机构和数位媒体 and what is happening out there is a rapid cross-coordination
正在快速相互配合 of law enforcement and digital media,
最终你们将被关入大牢 which is all leading quite inevitably to your imprisonment.
甚至更惨 And very likely worse.
坦白说是这样 If I can be frank.
我不知道他们会采取什么极端手段 I-I'm not privy to what their methods might be
或你们会怎么做 under extreme duress, or yours for that matter,
但我可以保证 but I can assure you that there is no possible scenario
你不可能从这件事中得到任何好处 where you benefit from this incident,
除非现在就跟我合作 unless you cooperate with me right now
达成一项公平 而且对双方都有利的协议 and negotiate a deal that's fair and advantageous to us both.
好吧 Okay.
哇 Wow.
你真的很会 你真的很会 That was really good. That was really good.
我的心跳正在飙升 My pulse is racing right now.
呃 Um...
靠 Fuck.
你让我产生真实的人类反应 You got a real human response out of me there,
考虑到你的细胞组成真是惊人 which is impressive given your cellular composition and all.
我说的是实话 It-It's the truth. Well, no, it's not the truth.
才不是 你说的都不是真的 Nothing you say is true.
客观的人类事实对仙女星人毫无价值 Objective human truth has no value in Andromedan cognition.
我们来解析一下问题 L-Let's just unpack the problem here.
解析 哇 好兴奋 "Unpack"? Wow, heady shit.
那就来好好解析一下吧 Sure, let's unpack the old fact bag, shall we?
你是仙女星的皇家宫廷高级官员 You are a high-ranking official in the royal Andromedan court,
你帮助你们的物种在地球上 and you've aided your species in the techno-enslavement
进行科技奴役并瓦解农业企业 and the agro-corporate disintegration of planet Earth, okay?
你必须在月食之夜 And we need you to bring us to your mother ship
带我们前往你的母舰 on the night of the lunar eclipse
和你的长官坐下来谈判 to broker a sit-down with your royal superiors.
怎样 解析得够清楚吗 How's that? Fucking unpacked enough for ya?
我明白你的意思 I hear where you're coming from.
真的 I do.
恕我无法苟同 And I respectfully disagree.
哪个部分 On which part?
首先呢 我不是外星人 Primarily, I'm not an alien. You are.
明明就是 我用热像仪检查过你的脸 I've done thermal imaging on your face.
你的IG上都是仙女星密码 There's Andromedan code all over your Instagram.
连藏都懒得藏 You're barely even hiding it.
拜托 看看你 I mean, look at you.
谁会相信你是45岁的女人 I'm supposed to believe you're a 45-year-old woman?
人类女性 Human woman?
我遵循非常严格的逆龄饮食和疗程 I mean, I follow a very strict reverse-aging diet and therapy program.
要花很多钱的那种 但我不是外星人 It's very expensive, as you can imagine, but I'm not an alien.
我没时间跟你辩 Well, there's really no time for this.
你就是 我不是 You are. I'm not.
好吧 All right, then.
我们会给你一整晚的时间 We're going to give you the night...
录好声明 to give your statement.
声明 My statement?
然后转达给皇帝 That you will give to your emperor...
呃 Uh-huh.
允许我们登上你的星舰 ...to grant us passage to your ship
并协商让你们的物种撤出地球 and negotiate your species' withdrawal from planet Earth.
好 我们可以讨论一下吗 Right. C-Could we have a dialogue about this, please?
因为我不太清楚你到底要我做什么 Because what you're asking me to do is not quite clear to me.
你很清楚 I think it is.
我要你知道 And I want you to know...
这对我来说也很艰难 ...this is really difficult for me as well.
你害死我的家人 You killed my family.
你害死我的社区 我的同事 You killed my community. You killed my coworkers.
你害死蜜蜂 You killed the bees.
所以呢 So, given that,
你应该要感激我表现得很专业 you should really appreciate how super professional
没把你开肠剖肚 I'm being right now by not gutting you.
那么 我们会在明天早上 So, your sustenance and waste disposal
处理你的吃喝拉撒 will be attended to in the morning.
我还没有资料 Uh, I haven't gathered adequate data
能够判断你需要哪种睡眠 on what type of sleep you require, if any,
但就尽量睡一下吧 but you should try and get some, okay?
我很抱歉 I'm very sorry.
我们对彼此可能有些误解 I think that we maybe got off on the wrong foot.
但我希望能够继续对话 拜托 And I would love to keep the conversation going, please.
不好意思 Excuse me, please?
唐 唐 Don. Don. Don, come on.
走吧 继续谈谈好吗 Come on, let's keep talking.
拜托 Please?
拜托 Please?!
耶 好耶 Yeah. Yeah.
唐 Don, Don, Don, Don!
嘿 Hey.
我们不能把它当成人类女性 We can't see it as a human woman, you know?
它不是叫米歇尔·富勒的人 It's not a person named Michelle Fuller.
只不过长得像人 It's the Fuller Humanoid. That's all it is.
就算它是人 不管怎样 Even if it was human- and it's not--
也是恶人 it's still evil.
纯粹的企业恶人 Pure corporate evil.
它正在扼杀地球 表弟 It's killing our planet, cuzzie.
它是用类尼古丁农药 It was the lead executive
害死蜜蜂的元凶 on the neonicotinoid linked to honeybee death.
心狠手辣 It only knows cruelty.
它是外星人吗 Is it an alien?
对 Yes.
它也知道你正在看它 It knows you're watching right now, too.
想博取你的同情心 It's trying to gain your sympathy.
它就是故意 That shitty way that you feel right now,
要让你感觉很糟 that's how it wants you to feel.
它是操纵情感的高手 It's mastered the art of emotional manipulation.
对不起 I'm sorry.
我 保证不会搞砸 泰迪 I-I promise I won't mess this up, Teddy.
别道歉 记得吗 Don't apologize, remember?
我们按照计划进行 We just stick to the plan.
距离月食还有四天 We have four days until the lunar eclipse,
到时仙女星星舰不会被发现 when the Andromedan ship can return undetected. Yeah?
好 Yeah.
长得像人的富勒必须帮我们牵线 So, we need the Fuller Humanoid to help us make contact
我们才能为自我价值奋斗 so we can fight for our self-worth.
为物质生存奋斗 For our material existence, Don.
我真希望能弥补 You know, I... wish I could fix everything
你受的苦 that's been done to you.
这不是为了我 唐 This is not about me, Don.
而是为了所有人 This is about everyone.
有一天你很快就会明白 And one day very soon, you'll see.
而世界会看见你真正的样子 And the world will see you as you truly are.
一个英雄 A hero.
所以我们必须按照 That's why we stick to...
按照 We stick to...
计划 计划 the plan. Plan.
看吧 你有在听 Uh... See? You're listening.
对 Uh, yeah.
（仙女座 隔壁的星系）
我连里面是什么都不知道 I don't even fucking know what's in it.
就吃下他们给的毒药 I just eat the poison they give me.
但我知道 But I know...
里面藏了东西 they hide shit in there,
调控我的细胞 to program my cells...
还有血液 ...my blood.
我知道他们的诡计 I see what their plan is, okay?
先把病卖给我 再把药卖给我 They sell me the sickness, then they sell me the cure,
两边都有钱赚 and it's money on both sides
来自心灵控制 from the mind control,
产业 好吗 um... industry, okay?
懂吗 Get it?
但我会为你去做 But I'll do it for you.
如果有帮助 You know, if it helps.
如果能让我不像自己 If it makes me not like me.
这种 Like I am, you know?
衰弱的样子 Like, weak.
你软烂的老妈会为你去做 宝贝 Your slob, cunt mom will do it for you, baby.
千万别让他们也害惨你 Just don't let them get you, too.
（距离月食还有三天）
快点 You can go faster.
这里不是spa 好 This isn't the spa. Okay. Okay.
科学证据显示 With scientific evidence
即使在我们自己的星球上 pointing to the potential of other life
也可能存在我们仍无法理解的生命 even on our own planet that we can't comprehend yet,
人们每天都会经历 and with unexplainable phenomenon
无法解释的现象 experienced by people daily in the skies,
在天空 海洋 甚至自家后院 in the oceans, and even in their own backyard,
如果不去承认 I think it's kind of just a little uninformed
人类可能不是银河系中 to not at least acknowledge the potential
唯一存在的智慧生命 that humankind may not be the only intelligent life
那就显得有点无知 to ever exist throughout the galaxy.
我相信其他地方 ...other higher-intelligent
一定有更高级的智慧生命 beings somewhere.
我不知道他们是否会通过振动 I don't know if they're coming, like I said,
通过频率来到我们的世界 through the vibrations, coming through frequencies
还是直接穿过 into our world, or if they're coming through...
亿万里的空间 ...trillions and billions
这可能听起来 of miles of space, which seems kind of ridiculous
有点荒谬 不过 when you think about it, but...
有一整个 但如果 There's a whole... But what if it's...
如果他们两者兼具 what if it's both of those things?
而不是非此即彼呢 What if it's not one or the other?
可能混合一切 对 It-it could be a mixture of everything. Yeah.
（郡警长）
嘿 Hey.
刚好看到你 还好吗 Saw you there. You all right?
我很好 Uh, yeah. I'm fine.
你呢 很好 How are you? I'm good.
你要去上班还是 Off to work, then, or...?
对 Uh-huh.
抱歉 I-I'm sorry, man.
你一定觉得我是来找麻烦的 I know you're like, "This fucking guy," right?
没有啊 No, no.
没关系 你知道的 No, it's all right. It's just...
我们一直没机会叙旧 You know, we haven't had a chance to catch up in a while,
因为 'cause, you know...
发生一堆鸟事 还有 all the shit, and, uh, yeah.
只是想问问你好不好 Just wanted to check up on you.
凯西 我很好 怎样 Casey, I'm good. What's up?
没怎样 只是 Nothing's up, man. I just...
我知道我过去不算是个好保姆 I know I wasn't always the best babysitter
但我 back in the day, but, um...
希望你一切都好 I do want you to be okay.
你跟唐还住在一起吗 You still up there with Don?
对 Yep.
好了 那个 Great. Well, uh...
我有时候会想到你 I think about you sometimes.
不是那种怪怪的 Not... not in a weird way, just... Yeah.
我已经成长改变了 I'm a different guy now- I've grown up--
如果你需要帮助或怎样 so if you ever need help with anything, just...
我很好 I'm good.
我得去上班了 那就 I just gotta get to work, so...
我再找时间去你家 Maybe I'll stop by sometime.
好啊 不过 我现在很忙的 Yeah, I mean, I-I'm j... I'm super busy right now.
忙得要死 是 Crazy busy. Right.
不过 也许之后可以吧 But, um, yeah, maybe sometime later.
之后再说 没问题 Later, yeah. All right.
酷 拜了 Cool. See ya.
保重 Take it easy.
拜 泰迪 See ya, Teddy.
有些人说他们都是恶魔 Some people say they're all demons.
很多人认为他们是更高智商的生物 A lot of people think they're higher-intelligent beings
来自不同波长 from a different wavelength.
这也有可能 That's a possibility, too, I guess.
我什么都不知道 I-I don't know anything.
我没有说绝对是怎样 So I'm not saying, like, one way or the other.
这只是个人看法 I just, personally, I have my opinion,
我认为这一切都有关联 and I think it's somehow all connected.
全都是巨大现实的一小部分 I think that all of those things are each a small part of...
还好吗 How you doing?
还好 早安 What's up, man? Morning.
我开始相信 I honestly start to believe
我们都活在模拟世界中 that we're all in, like, a simulation.
我不想说这就像《黑客帝国》 但 And I don't want to say it's like The Matrix, but...
怎么了 蒂娜 What's wrong, Tina?
我该死的手还是痛得要命 My frickin' hand is still killing me.
真是的 你有申请职灾吗 Christ. Did you file that shit with OSHA yet?
我有看怎么弄 可是 I looked into it, but I...
我觉得公司没有违规 I don't think it's a violation.
蒂娜 你被机器割伤 Tina, their machinery cut you,
没完成配额还受罚 and you get punished for missing quotas?
这就叫违规 That's a... that's a violation.
该死的魔鬼 Fucking demons.
我不想惹麻烦 I just don't want any trouble.
别担心 Don't you worry.
一切很快都会改变 One day soon, it's all gonna change.
他们最终逃不了制裁的 They're not gonna get away with this shit in the end, okay?
我跟你挂保证 I promise you that.
奥索利执行长失踪案 On Monday afternoon,
周一下午 同事口中的例行工作日 following what coworkers describe as a routine workday,
奥索利生医公司执行长 Auxolith Biomedical CEO Michelle Fuller
米歇尔·富勒上了车 经过位于 got into her car, passed the security gate
乔治亚州费耶特郡的总部门口 at Auxolith headquarters in Fayette County, Georgia,
开往回家的路 and drove towards home.
至今过了48小时 That was nearly 48 hours ago.
还是失联状态 No one has heard from her since.
当局现在认为很有可能 Authorities now believe there is a strong chance...
嘿 Hey.
卡洛斯 Oh, yo. What up, Carlos?
我带了新鲜蜂蜜给你涂吐司 I brought some fresh honey in for toast.
太好了 Oh, great.
谢谢 泰迪 不客气 Thank you, Teddy. Yeah.
目前已经展开全州追捕行动 A furious statewide manhunt is now underway,
州警呼吁费耶特郡居民 with state police urging Fayette County locals
提供相关情报 to come forward with any information at all.
富勒是财力雄厚的名人 Given Fuller's wealth and high profile,
州警不排除 state police are not ruling out the possibility
勒索劫持的可能性 that Fuller is being held for ransom,
不过目前还没有证据显示确有其事 though, as of yet, there is no evidence to suggest this might be the case.
当局唯一的线索是 The only clue authorities...
她有吃东西吗 Hey, cuz. Did she eat?
没有 No.
有用便盆吗 Bedpan?
没有 No.
她可能怕得不敢去 Maybe she's too scared to go?
才不是 No, she's not too scared to go.
它想利用我们的同情心 It's trying to pity-trap our asses.
来耍贱招 It's a ploy.
不能让它得逞 We're not gonna let it pity-trap us, are we?
没错 No.
你待在那边 Just stay over there.
好 泰迪 Okay, Teddy.
我是来自外太空的外星人 Um, I am an alien from outer space.
我住在地球上 但我不是人类 I live here on planet Earth, but I am not a human being.
我的母舰即将来到地球 My mother ship is coming to Earth,
我想带新朋友一起去 and I would like to bring my new friend with me.
谢谢 Thanks.
呃 Uh-huh.
所以 So...
这是在搞笑吗 this is a joke, then?
你想模拟人类的幽默还是 You're trying to simulate sapient humor, or...
我尽力了 That was the best I could do.
这样叫尽力 This is the best you could do?
你根本没用自己的语言 You didn't even say it in your own language.
对不起 我尽力了 Sorry, that was the best I could do.
你没有 No, it isn't.
不然你要我说什么 What would you like me to say, then?
我解释过了 Well, I already did that.
我要你帮我们请求觐见皇帝 Um, I would like you to request an audience
讨论你们物种 with your emperor to discuss the terms
撤出地球的条件 of your species' withdrawal from Earth.
我做了 And I did that.
要有说服力 But convincingly.
那会很难 Well, that's gonna be difficult.
为什么 Why?
我说过很多次 我不是外星人 At the risk of repeating myself, I'm not an alien.
泰迪 Teddy?
怎样 What?
我整晚都在思考这里的情况 I thought all night about our situation here,
大概知道是怎么回事了 and I think I know what's going on.
好吧 麻烦说来听听 Okay. Yeah, please, enlighten me.
我应该有资格说 So, look, I feel qualified here
我是受过训练的化学家 because I am a chemist by training, but I also have
但也有心理学学位 a psych degree. Oh.
哇 好棒棒 Okay. Wow. Great.
大学学位 A degree from a university?
用文凭诈骗洗特权 From a credentialist scam for laundering privilege?
太棒了 Amazing.
对 我有学位 Well, yeah, I do have a degree.
也读过很多相关资料 And I also have read a lot about this.
你再吹牛也没用 You can't talk your way out of this again.
我已经不是小孩了 I'm not a kid anymore.
我认为你处在一个回声室 I think you're in a kind of echo chamber.
回声室 现在吗 Echo chamber? Right now? Mm-hmm.
回声 Echo?
对 我也读了 五千篇关于这方面的文章 Yeah, I read the same 5,000 think pieces about that, too.
你看太多网络内容 You're consuming content on the Internet
强化了这种扭曲 that is reinforcing this sort of warped,
主观的观念 subjective idea of reality.
你就只有这点能耐 This is your best shot at me?
你在《时代》杂志 读到的兔子洞理论 Some "rabbit holes" bullshit you read in The Times?
拜托 Come on. Come on.
我们可以好好对话吗 Can we have a dialogue, please?
别说这是对话 Don't call it a dialogue.
这不是《推销员之死》 This isn't Death of a Salesman.
好 那谈谈行吗 Okay, can we talk, please?
还是你要一直这样 Or are-are you just gonna keep doing this?
我们不需要谈 好 We don't need to talk. Yes, okay.
因为我知道你要说什么 Because I know exactly what you're going to say.
你要说我陷入某种 You're going to say that I'm in some kind of
由网络引发的自我催眠回圈中 Internet-induced autohypnotic feedback loop,
守门人和规范 and-and gatekeepers, and-and norms,
既没用又自以为事的废话 and all that weak hegemonic horseshit.
但这种软趴趴的言论 But that is precisely the limp-dick rhetoric
正是你们用来 that you've been instructed
对抗人类叛乱的工具 to counter the human insurgency with.
你们就是靠这种以假乱真的话术 That's the fucking hyper-normalized dialectic
把75亿人唬得一愣一愣 by which you've convinced seven and a half billion people
当了俘虏还不自觉 that they're not your captives.
让我们继续相信这些该死的假制度 To keep us believing in these fucking false institutional,
该死的陈情滥调 fucking "shy-boleths."
陈腔滥调吧 You mean shibboleths.
我刚就这么说 That's what I said.
你刚说 随便 You said... Yeah, whatever.
抱歉 Sorry.
我想成语也是仙女星人假造的 I guess grammar is a false Andromedan construct as well.
嗯哼 Hmm?
妈的 Fucking...
对不起 I'm sorry.
你很生气 You're angry.
我看得出来 I see that.
我甚至觉得你有权生气 I-I even think you have a right to be angry.
是吗 是啊 You do? Yes.
但我们必须敞开心胸 保持善意 But we need to have an honest talk
谈谈这里发生的事 in good faith about what is going on here.
你说得对那就来谈 Yes, you're right. Let's-let's-let's talk it out.
创造安全的空间和用语 Let's create a safe space,
并保持善意对话 safe words, good faith, dialogue.
先谈谈这个 再谈谈那个 We need to talk about this, we need to talk about that,
爱怎么谈就怎么谈 and what we talk about when we talk about
他妈的谈谈谈 fucking talk, talk, talk, talk,
没完没了 talk, talk, talk, talk, talking forever
直到我们全都挂掉 until we're all fucking dead.
我同意 Yeah, I agree.
所以你到底想要什么 So, what is this exactly that you want?
真正的目的是什么 Like, what do you really want?
钱吗 Is it money?
你的财产对我们毫无价值 Your capital has no value to us.
不然是为了权力 So, what is it then, a power thing?
还是性 A sex thing?
我们对你毫无性趣 We have no interest in you sexually.
先不管你的生殖器官 Irrespective of the fact that your reproductive organs
跟人类的合不合 may not be compatible with ours,
我跟我表弟都化学阉割了 my cousin and I have also been chemically castrated.
我的妈呀 Oh, Jesus Christ. Okay.
我早就料到你有可能色诱我们 But I figured you might try to lure us in that way,
做了预防措施 看吧 唐 hence the precaution. See, Don?
唐 Don.
泰迪 Teddy.
别这样 Come on.
我们有选择 We have options here.
没有 有 No. We do.
没有选择 There are no options.
没有规则 There are no rules.
没有交易 There are no deals.
没有报酬 There's no payoff.
没有金钱 There's no money.
没有法律制度 There is no legal system.
没有国会 There's no Congress.
没有美国 There is no America.
没有全球民主秩序 好吗 There's no global democratic order, okay?
所以不要把我当智障 So don't talk to me like I'm a dipshit,
我不是智障 because I'm not a dipshit.
我很清楚现在是什么情况 I'm a guy that knows what the fuck is happening,
你斗不过我 该死的外星混蛋 and you will not defeat me, you sick Andromedan fuck!
泰迪 我很抱歉 Teddy, I'm sorry.
你需要帮助 You need help.
你有精神病 You're mentally ill.
每个人一开始都会否认 Everybody denies it at first...
然后就会承认 and then they confess.
去你的 Fucking...
该死的骗子 Fucking fuck! Fucking lie!
妈的 Fuck!
靠 Fuck!
我不是自己发现他们的 I didn't discover them on my own.
而是站在巨人的肩膀上 I stand on the shoulders of giants.
PA99N2微透镜事件 The PA-99-N2 microlensing event
证明系外行星的存在 proved that there was an exoplanet.
Gideon55在YT上 对仙女星渗透地球的研究 And Gideon55's YouTube studies into Andromedan infiltration
启发了我自己的调查 paved the way for my own research.
但我才是发现 But I was the one who discovered
如何辨识他们的人 how to identify them, okay?
我创作了那个内容 I created that content.
我当然没上过那艘星舰 Obviously, I've never been on the ship before,
但我可以在笔电上模拟出来 but I know enough to render it on my laptop.
登舰是一瞬间的事 The journey there will be instantaneous.
但是登上星舰 But once we're on board,
进入他们的化学气层 inside their chemical atmosphere,
想法可能被听到 they may be able to hear our thoughts,
所以在谈判过程中 so keep your mind clear and decisive
要保持清醒和坚定 during the negotiations.
他们会明白 我们是讲信用 有尊严的人 They will see that we are men of honor and dignity
地球拥有丰富的资源和人类的才智 and that Earth, with its vast resources and human ingenuity,
大有可为 has much that we can offer.
绝对不是没用的死亡螺旋 So much more than this fucking worthless death spiral
只会向下沉沦 into chaos and shit.
如果他们不讲道理 And if they won't listen to reason,
我也想好了对策 well, I have a plan for that, too.
我们在外太空的生活会是怎样 What will our lives be like in space?
外太空 In space?
我们不是要住在外太空吗 Aren't we going to live in space?
这个嘛 Well, bud, uh...
我们只会去几个小时 we'll only be gone for a few hours.
不会永远离开 We're not leaving Earth for good.
我们要拯救地球 We're saving it.
我们必须留在这 So we have to stay here?
那当然 Well, yeah. Of course.
但我们会拯救地球 But we're saving it,
它会变回一个好地方 so it'll be a good place to live again.
一切都会好起来 So, everything will be okay.
对 我知道 Yeah. I know.
对不起 Sorry.
没关系 It's okay, man.
你帮我打了针之后 Ever since those shots you gave me...
我觉得怪怪的 ...I've felt weird
好像疯了 and crazy
有时候很难过 and sometimes sad.
你也有这种感觉吗 Have you felt that way, too?
会消失的 别担心 It'll pass. Don't worry.
啊 Ah.
会消失的 It'll pass.
（距离月食还有两天）
早安 Good morning.
你好像很喘 You're out of breath.
对啊 Oh, yes.
你 You, um...
让我很紧张 you make me nervous.
我 一直在思考 Um, so, I've-I've been doing a lot of pondering,
我觉得我们应该重新来过 and I think we should start over.
我想帮你 I want to help you.
所以呢 And given that,
有件事我应该早点告诉你 there is something that I should have said to you earlier
现在终于准备好要说了 that I am finally prepared to say to you now
带着决心 with conviction.
我是外星人 I am an alien.
我承认 I admit it.
你一直都是对的 You were right all along.
我是外星人 I am an alien.
你不能怪我隐瞒这件事这么久 I mean, you can't blame me for trying to conceal it for as long as I did. I...
毕竟我来到地球的任务就是要融入 Part of my mission here on Earth is to blend in and so forth, so...
我真的很累 Look, I'm very tired.
我知道我说的话 And I know that this doesn't...
听起来 sound as forceful
不太有说服力 or the verisimilitude is not
或者达不到你要求的那种程度 what you would want it to be, necessarily,
但我保证是真心话 but I can assure you I mean what I say.
我想进一步找到解决方案 And I would like to move forward now to a solution.
我是外星人 I'm an alien.
你想重新来过 You want to start over?
对 Yes.
很好 Good.
就这么办 Let's start over.
我本来希望达成共识 I was hoping we could agree on your genus
避免痛苦的测试 但这是你逼我的 and avoid a painful test, but you forced my hand.
我都承认了 I-I admitted it.
好吗 Okay?
我承认了 抱歉 I admitted it. I'm sorry.
我是好人 我也不想这么做 I'm a humane person. I-I do not want to do this.
我是外星人 I'm an alien.
我是外星人 I am an alien!
我 我同意 I am... I agree.
你是否有空 ♪ Do you have the time ♪
听我无病呻吟 ♪ To listen to me whine ♪
将那些琐碎与一切 混杂倾吐 ♪ About nothing and everything all at once? ♪
我是那类人 ♪ I am one of those... ♪
你确定这样有用 Uh, are you sure it works?
她都承认了 She already admitted it.
它害死我们的家人 表弟 It killed our family, cuzzie.
对 可是 Yeah, but...
这样好像不对 this doesn't seem right.
有时连自己都觉厌弃 ♪ Sometimes I give myself the creeps... ♪
住手 求求你 Please stop. Please, please.
不要 Don't. Don't.
别这样 别这样 Don't, don't, don't do this. Don't do this.
一切不断累积 我想 ♪ It all keeps adding up, I think... ♪
第一波来了 Okay, here comes the first wave.
不要 等一下 No, no, no, no, no. No, no, no, no, no.
不要 No, no, no...
（200伏特）
拜托不要 Please don't.
相信我 唐 相信我 Trust me, Don. Trust me.
第二波 Second wave.
她说 是缺乏性爱让我沉郁 ♪ She said it's lack of sex that's bringing me down ♪
我找了妓女 ♪ I went to a whore ♪
他说我的人生乏味无趣 ♪ He said my life's a bore ♪
所以别再抱怨 因为 ♪ So quit my whining 'cause... ♪
有时连自己都觉厌弃 ♪ Sometimes I give myself the creeps... ♪
泰迪 不要 Teddy, no!
你会害死她 泰迪 You'll kill her, Teddy!
（300伏特）
停下来好吗 Can you stop?
泰迪 住手 Teddy, stop!
你退后 Donny, back up!
对不起 Sorry.
竭力想掌控 ♪ Grasping to control ♪
（400伏特）
所以我最好撑住 ♪ So I better hold on... ♪
搞什么 What the fuck?
够了 That's enough!
你是怎样 What's wrong with you, man?
她会死的 She could've died.
不会 唐 你不懂 No. No, Don, you don't understand.
怎样 What?
破表了 It was off the charts.
以前从来没有通过这么强的电流 The output, it's never reached that threshold before.
以前 "Before"?!
帮我拿条毛巾 Could you get me a towel, please?
我想要 I wish to...
郑重道歉 apologize profusely.
我没意识到 I did not realize...
陛下 ...Your Majesty.
什么 我愚蠢地以为你是官员 What? I stupidly thought you were admin.
我没意识到 在那个电压下 I did not realize, at that voltage...
你有皇家遗传密码 ...you have the royal genetic code.
抱歉 I'm sorry.
我不知道 I didn't know.
我要强调最重要的一点 The most important thing I want to stress to you right now
我不会把这件事抛在脑后 is I never want to put this behind us.
绝对不会 Never.
我们所有人都不会逃避 What happened is part of all of us now.
它不会消失 And it doesn't go away,
不会被掩盖 and it doesn't get swept under the rug,
也不会被原谅 and it doesn't get excused.
只要有我在 Not on my watch.
这件事永远不会被忘记 This one sticks. Forever.
我会把它放在 I am putting this up
公司资讯栏 让所有人看见 on the corporate masthead for all to see.
让每个员工和同业都能学到教训 For everyone in our company and our industry to learn from.
所以本周 That's why I'm meeting
我会和所有受害者家属见面 all of the victims' families this week.
让他们知道我们以后会做得更好 To let them know we are going to do better.
我们可能不会再推销这样的产品 Maybe we don't even try to market a product like this anymore.
也许 这次经验能让我们成长 Or maybe, maybe we take this experience to grow
并找到对的方法 and to get this formula right.
因为我真心认为 只要作法正确 安全 Because I really do think, if done correctly and safely,
这种产品可以帮助像你妈妈这样的人 this could be a product that could help someone like your mom.
但现在我们想做对的事 But right now, we would like to do what's right
负担你母亲的治疗费用 and cover the expenses for your mother's treatment
希望她的病情有一天能好转 in hopes that her condition might one day improve.
我们绝对不会 让你或家人 We will not tolerate the idea of you or your family
为此背负财务压力 bearing the financial burden of this.
我们会全额负担 We are covering all of it.
这是我们的责任 This one's on us.
我们深感抱歉 And, again, we're just so sorry.
（距离月食还有一天）
请多包涵 You'll have to excuse me.
我尽了最大努力 It's my best attempt to approximate
提供你习惯的皇室待遇 the royal treatment to which you are accustomed.
太好了 谢谢 Oh, it's great. Thank you.
浴室有顶假发 There was a wig in the bathroom.
你要我戴吗 Did you want me to wear that?
没有 戴不戴都行 No, no. It's just an option.
那不用 I'm fine.
我一开始 And I want to apologize
没有以礼相待 真的很抱歉 for not approaching you with proper courtesy.
我没意识到你真正的身份 Not realizing, of course, what you were.
原来你是皇帝的血亲 That you shared blood with the emperor himself.
没关系 Oh, that's perfectly all right.
事实是 如果我们要取得进展 The truth is, we will never make progress here
就得面对面谈话 if we can't speak eyeball to eyeball
做好我们双方物种最进化的典范 as the most evolved examples of our respective species.
（桑迪G）
我同意 I agree.
很好 太棒了 Good. Excellent.
那就这样 请享用 Well, on that note, enjoy.
很温馨的家 It's a lovely home.
谢谢 Thank you.
嗯 Mmm.
你自己住 Just you here?
对 Yes.
一直都如此 Always?
什么 Sorry?
一直都是你自己住吗 Has-has it always just been you?
呃 Um, well...
我们不要聊太私人的问题 I'd prefer if we didn't delve too deeply into the personal,
可以吗 if you don't mind.
嗯 Mmm.
没问题 Sure, that's fine.
谢谢 Thank you.
那 So, what...
不如来聊聊你的运动 Why don't you tell me more about your movement?
我的啥 My what?
你的运动 你正在做的事 Your movement. What you're doing.
我们这个不是运动 Respectfully, we are not a movement.
噢 Oh.
运动是由很多人组成的 A movement is made up of many people.
我完全是自己来 I did this all on my own.
这样啊 Of course.
当然还有同事帮忙 With the help of my colleague, of course.
真厉害 Well, it's very impressive.
谢谢 Thank you. I'm...
我完全支持能这么做的人 I'm all for people who can do that.
实践行动主义 You know, the activism thing.
99.9%所谓的行动主义 99.9% of what's called activism
其实都是个人炫耀 is really personal exhibitionism
和变相的品牌维护 and brand maintenance in disguise.
好 Mmm. Okay.
我以前也是这样 I used to be the same way.
我接触过 各式各样的意识形态 花了 I ran through the whole digestive tract in...
五年 five years?
另类右派另类温和派左派马克斯 Alt-right, alt-lite, leftist, Marxist.
所有愚蠢的标签 All those stupid badges.
我急着寻找答案 结果全部都买单 I went shopping hungry, and I just bought the whole store.
嗯 Mmm.
不过我找错地方了 But I was just looking in the wrong places.
直到发现了你们 Until I discovered you.
再强调一次 真的很厉害 Well, again, it is very impressive.
谢谢 Thank you.
你也是 唐 You as well, Don.
请 Um... You'll...
请原谅我同事 You'll have to excuse my colleague.
他不喜欢交谈 He prefers not to converse.
我可以去厕所吗 Uh, can I go to the bathroom?
等一下 In just a minute, Don.
现在在吃饭 We're eating right now.
看来你是养蜂人 I see you're apiarists.
算是吧 Of sorts.
我也很有兴趣 I've taken an interest as well.
我有听说 Hmm. So I've heard.
蜜蜂是了不起的生物 Magnificent creatures, honeybees.
确实 Very much so.
地球上最令人赞叹的生命 Earth's most admirable creation.
靠 我说过一模一样的话 Well, shit, I've literally said those exact words before.
那 你觉得它们哪里令人赞叹 Right, so, um, what is it that you admire about them?
蜜蜂吗 About bees? Uh...
复杂社会结构 Complex society.
敬业精神 Work ethic.
尽忠职守 毫无怨言地建构世界 They do their duty, they build their worlds
不带敬畏之心和自我迷恋 without complaint or piety or self-obsession.
嗯 Mm-hmm.
千真万确 All true.
所以它们很容易被剥削 对吧 Which is why they're so easy to exploit, right?
我只是佩服它们的决心 I just admire their resolve. That's all.
即使面临危险 Even in the face of peril.
这一点我们都同意 Well, we can agree on that.
它们面临什么危险 What sort of peril, by the way?
什么 Sorry?
你说蜜蜂面临危险 You said bees have faced peril.
像是 Such as?
你要我说什么 Uh, what do you want me to say?
说出来啊 Well, just say it.
你说不就好了 不 还是你说吧 Why don't you say it? Nah, you should just say it.
你来比较好 You go ahead.
不 我坚持 No, I insist.
不 你先请 No, please. After you.
蜂群衰竭失调症 Colony collapse disorder.
当然 泰迪 我知道 Sure, Teddy. Like CCD.
你算是这方面的专家 You're a bit of an expert on CCD.
我 不会这么说 Well, I... I wouldn't say that exactly.
我就会这么说 Well, I would say that exactly.
没关系 只是聊聊 It's all right. We're just talking.
你指的是 我的公司生产的 So, I take it you're referring to the neonicotinoids
类尼古丁农药 that my company makes.
我们就此打住吧 You know what? Let's just... let's just leave it.
不 谢谢你的关切 No, I-I appreciate your concern.
但你的研究有点过时 泰迪 I just think your research is a bit out of date, Teddy.
蜂群衰竭失调症近年来明显减少 Uh, CCD has declined significantly in recent years.
蜜蜂数量回升 The bees are coming back.
农药是否 And there's no consensus
真的构成威胁莫衷一是 that pesticides were ever a real threat to begin with.
你说的这些我都很清楚 Yes, I'm well aware of what you've all been telling us.
谢谢 Thank you.
我知道你希望背后有阴谋 泰迪 I know you want there to be a master plan, Teddy.
你希望蜜蜂濒临绝种 把错怪到我头上 You want the bees to be dying so that it can be my fault
不去思考物种灭绝的真正原因 and you don't have to think about the real reasons why species die.
免疫缺陷 栖地改变 Immunodeficiencies, changing habitats,
遗传因素 genetic factors.
或有时物种就是会逐渐衰亡 Or sometimes a species just winds down.
逐渐衰亡 "Winds down"?
也许它们突然懂了什么 Maybe something clicks in their heads
它们就是知道 凭直觉 and they just know or they intuit.
一切作为都是枉然 The futility of the entire enterprise.
谁知道 对吧 Who knows, right?
对啊 谁知道 Right. Who knows?
没错 真的很难说 That's right. So hard to say.
谁知道 唐 Who knows, Don?
晚餐本来吃得好好的 We were having a nice dinner.
是啊 We were.
安静祥和 彼此尊重 Nice, quiet, respectful.
但现在不是了 But now we're not.
对 No, we're not.
你觉得为什么会这样 And why do suppose that is?
你说啊 You tell me.
因为你在骗我 Because you're lying to me.
我真的不能去厕 Are you sure I can't use the bathr...
嘘 Shh!
老是这个结论 Your usual conclusion.
你正在害死蜜蜂 You're murdering the bees.
我没有 I am not.
骗人 又来了 And now you're lying again.
谎言 谎言 Lies. Lies.
真相 谎言 Truth. Lies.
有什么不同 What's the difference?
我不能改变你的想法 I can't change your mind.
没错 你不能 You're right, you can't.
因为我知道你是谁 Because I know who you are.
我知道你是什么 I know what you are.
我也知道你是谁 泰迪 I know you, too, Teddy.
听你在放屁 Bullshit you do.
是真的 I do.
知道我怎么知道吗 You know how I know?
去你的 Fuck you.
桑迪·盖兹 Sandy Gatz.
你说什么 What did you say?
我记得 泰迪 I remember, Teddy.
那是你母亲 对吧 That was your mother. Right?
的确是我母亲 She is my mother.
对 当然 Right, yes. Of course.
抱歉 I'm sorry.
别再提她的名字 And you will never say her name again.
懂吗 Understand?
好吧 That's fair enough.
但我们需要讨论 But I do think we need to discuss...
不需要 W-We actually do not
因为这跟那无关 because this is not about that.
恕我直言 泰迪 With all due respect, Teddy,
怎么可能无关 how could this not be about that?
我们真心要提供帮助 We believed we were helping, Teddy.
别再说了 Don't you dare.
类鸦片戒断药物 Opioid withdrawal medication like that
可以帮助你母亲 和无数人 could've helped your mother and millions like her.
给我闭嘴 Stop. Just stop.
临床试验的报酬也对她有帮助 And the clinical trial pay, that was helping her, too.
我知道这不是巨款 但 I know it wasn't a king's ransom, but it...
给我闭嘴 Stop right now.
我们没料到并发症会发生在 Obviously, we did not foresee the complications
桑迪或其他人身上 for Sandy or for the others.
不准说她的名字 Do not say her name.
不准说她的名字 You do not say her name.
我们相信我们支付了适当的赔偿金 We believed we paid your family a proper reparation,
但现在看来远远不够 but now I see it wasn't nearly enough.
闭嘴 不到一半 根本微不足道 Stop! Not by half, not by a fraction.
闭嘴 泰迪 Stop! Teddy...
你不信任我是对的 you're right to distrust me, you are.
我迷失了自己 去你的 I lost myself somewhere, okay? Fuck you.
给我闭嘴 Shut the fuck up. I...
我变成了 I became a human being
我最不想变成的人 that I told myself I would never become.
去你的 Fuck you!
我不否认 但我可以帮助你 泰迪 I'm not denying that, but I can help you, Teddy.
我还是可以帮助 I can still help you.
帮助你的母亲 And I can still help your mother.
我可以帮助她 I can help her.
真的可以 Truly, I can.
你是说 I-I... I mean,
真的吗 can you?
你当时需要母亲 You needed a mother.
她却从没在你身边 She was never there for you.
去死吧 王八蛋 Fucking die, you fucker!
我要杀了你 Fucking kill you!
我要杀了你 I'll fucking kill you!
泰迪 住手 Teddy, stop.
放开他 Get off him!
你斗不过我 因为你是输家 You can't beat me, because you are a loser
我是赢家 and I am a winner.
这就是他妈的人生 And that's fucking life.
嘿 嘿 Hey. Hey.
我很烦人吧 How annoying is this, right?
不会 怎样 No, what's up? Mmm.
得了吧 你一定在想 No, come on, dude. I know.
我干嘛跟这家伙说他可以来 It's like, "Why'd I even tell this guy he could stop by," right?
没关系 凯西 怎样 It's fine, Casey. What's up?
抱歉 Um, sorry.
其实我来是有原因的 I-I actually do have a real reason to be here, though.
呃 Uh-huh.
你知道我们在查失踪案吧 Um, well, you know how we're all working this missing persons thing?
是 Uh, yeah,
我只是有几个问题要问你 I just had a couple questions to run by you, actually.
别担心 Don't worry.
这不过是 Obviously, I just, um...
抱歉 我可以进去吗 Sorry, could I actually come in, maybe?
没问题 Uh, yeah. No, sure.
进来吧 Come on in.
谢了 我很感激 Dude, thank you. I really appreciate that.
我们并不孤单 We are not alone.
嗯哼 Huh?
没什么 就那个 Nothing. Just, you know,
"我们并不孤单" "We are not alone."
对 没错 Oh, right.
是啊 Well, we're not.
对 Uh... Right.
你要喝水还是 You want some water or...
水就好 谢谢 That'd be great. Thank you.
不得不说 Gotta tell you, man, it's, uh,
回到这里感觉好怪 pretty weird being back in here.
五味杂陈 A lot of feelings.
对啊 还是老样子 Yeah, well, same old shit.
嗯 Hmm.
谢谢 Thank you.
你怕椅子会跑走 Scared the, uh, chair's gonna run away?
啥 What?
不是 Oh. No.
是我妈 她以前常发作 My mom, she used to have fits or whatever,
我们就把椅子钉住 so we'd-we'd nail the chair down.
这样啊 Yeah.
呃 Uh-oh.
怎样 What?
我的天敌 My archnemesis.
啊 Ah.
想吃蛋糕吗 You want a piece of cake?
好啊 你都这么说了 I mean, if you insist.
我很爱吃这个 Yeah, I love this stuff.
所以你要问的问题是 So, um, you had some questions or...?
对 抱歉 Oh. Uh, yeah, sorry.
你还在奥索利工作 Um, you're still at Auxolith, right?
对 Yeah.
那你一定知道富勒的案子 So you must know all about the Fuller case?
有听说过一点 I mean, I heard a little, yeah.
在新闻上 On the news?
我没有在看新闻 I don't get the news from the news.
对了 抱歉 Right. Um, of course. Sorry.
我是凭直觉来的 I'm just here on a hunch, really.
那位小姐的手机 See, this missing lady, her phone
在被绑架的那一晚 与基地台有联系 pinged a cell tower in the area the night of the abduction.
真谢谢你 Thank you. Thank you very much.
噢 Oh.
那样范围不是很大吗 Well, those things have a pretty wide radius, though, right?
没错 Yeah, no, for sure.
但她的车在这附近的十字路口 It's just that her car was also snapped by a speed trap
被测速摄像头拍到 near the intersection down the road over here.
是 Oh, yeah?
我知道 I know. I'm, uh...
机会渺茫 You know, long shot, right?
不过 这里人口稀少 But, I don't know, it's a sparsely populated area.
想说来问问当地居民 Figured I'd check in with the local residents.
看看你或唐有没有看到怪事 See if, uh, you or Don seen anything peculiar.
呃 Uh...
没有啊 No, no.
好 Well, uh, hmm.
等一下 Let's see here.
首先 你有没有看到 For starters, have you seen...
这辆车 ...this car?
呃 Uh-uh.
这个女人呢 What about, uh, this woman?
认识 她是我公司老板 I mean, yeah, she-she owns my work, yeah.
但我没见过她 But I haven't seen her, no.
没见过本人 You haven't seen her in person?
没有 No.
我是扫描包裹的 不会见到 I scan packages, so I wouldn't.
没错我知道对不起 No, no. Dude, I-I know. I'm-I'm sorry.
你的邻居呢 Um, how about your neighbors?
他们有没有提到 They say anything about, I don't know,
不寻常的异状 any out-of-the-ordinary activity?
我跟邻居不熟 Uh, I mean, I don't know them, really.
好吧 对不起 Right. I-I'm sorry, man.
我在做无谓的挣扎 Uh, I'm really grasping at straws here.
呃 Uh...
最主要还是想来看看你 Look, I mainly just wanted to check up on you, man.
我知道你最不希望 I know the last thing you want
你20年前的烂保姆 is for your fucked-up babysitter from 20 years ago
跑来你家 带着罪恶感 stopping by, feeling guilty about, um...
放不下过去 可是 you know, whatever went down, uh, but...
有时我经过这里 Sometimes I pass by this place,
会有一种难过 糟糕的感觉 and I just get this fucking sad, awful feeling, like,
想说那里发生什么事 "What's going on in there?"
知道吗 You know?
没啥事啊 Not much.
他在哪 Where is he?
唐 Don?
看着我 Look at me, Don.
把枪放下 Put the gun down.
看着我 Look at me.
我知道你不会伤害我 I know you would never hurt me.
谢谢你 唐 Thank you, Don.
刚才在楼上你可以开枪 但你没有 You could've shot me earlier upstairs, but you didn't.
你真的表现得像个英雄 How you behaved was honestly heroic.
我不是随便说说 I don't use that word lightly.
要是你没阻止他 You have been the only thing stopping him
天知道他会对我怎样 from doing God knows what to me.
我不跟你说话 I don't talk to you.
就是这样 That's how it is.
给我安静 So stay quiet.
你知道这很扯 对吧 But you know this is crazy, right?
也知道这样不对 You know this is wrong.
我知道你很清楚 I know you know that.
闭嘴 Shut up.
说说罢了 I'm just saying.
外面有世界 唐 There is a world, Don.
外面有世界可以帮助你 There is a world where we help you
表哥和阿姨 and your cousin and your aunt,
你们会有补偿 可以过新生活 where reparations are paid and a page is turned.
你能得到这一切 All of that can happen for you.
不 你 No. You're...
你会害我和泰迪被逮捕 You're gonna get me and Teddy arrested.
不会的 No, I wouldn't.
如果你是对的 泰迪被逮捕 And-and if you're right and Teddy gets arrested,
对你来说一切都会不同 唐 it's... it'll all be different for you, Don.
真的 如果你放我走 It will, if you let me go.
住口 Stop.
我知道你的诡计 I know what you're doing.
他只会把你拖入深渊 让你越陷越深 All he does is drag you deeper and deeper into a pit.
从来没有为你提供一条出路 He never actually offers you a way out for you.
但我做得到 唐 I can do that for you, Don.
我想为你这么做 I want to do that for you.
我叫你闭嘴 I said, shut up!
没关系 It's okay.
我知道你困惑又沮丧 I know you're confused and frustrated.
绝对不会有人怪你 No one in the universe could possibly blame you.
闭嘴 Shut up.
把枪放下 Put the gun down.
跟我谈谈 Just talk to me.
不要 No.
坐下跟我谈谈 把枪放下 Sit down and talk to me. Put the gun down.
闭嘴 外星人渣 Just shut up, alien filth.
他还有出现吗 He ever show up again?
该死的混蛋 Fucking asshole.
抱歉 我知道他是你爸 你可能很爱他 Sorry. I know he's your dad and you probably love him.
我应该认不出他了 I literally wouldn't recognize him.
听着 泰迪 Look, Teddy, um...
我知道我对你做的那件事是很久以前 I know it was a long time ago, what I did to you, man.
没关系 It's fine.
不 有关系 No. It wasn't fine.
那是错的 我保证 It-it was wrong, but I promise you,
我那么做不是因为我喜欢 it's-it's not 'cause I liked it.
而是 It was just...
某种权力作祟 you know, probably some weird power thing.
我当时年轻又迷惘 I was... I was young and lost, and...
我保证我没有对其他人做过同样的事 I promise you, dude, I never, ever did that to anybody else.
忘了吧 都过去了 Just forget it. It's done.
我说真的 Seriously.
真假 Really? Mm-hmm.
（《系外行星证据与谎言机器》）
你该读读这本书 Hey, you should read this.
对我很有帮助 This shit helped me a lot.
谢了 Thank you, dude.
想看我的蜜蜂吗 Hey, you want to see my bees?
有人来了 对吧 Someone's up there, right?
闭嘴 Shut up.
是警察吗 Is it the police?
叫你闭嘴 I said, shut up.
是警察 It is.
唐 他们会逮捕你表哥 And, Don, they're gonna arrest your cousin.
但你还来得及 But it is not too late for you.
拜托别说了 Please, stop.
如果你现在放我走 If you let me go right now,
一切都还有转机 everything will work out for you.
没有 No, it won't.
有的 唐 It will, Don.
我保证 I promise.
你不懂 You don't understand.
我什么也没有了 There's nothing left for me.
只剩泰迪 Teddy is all I have.
我们会再帮你找别的 We'll find something else for you.
你不需要他 You don't need him.
我需要 Yes, I do.
我爱他 I love him.
抱歉没能帮你找到人 Sorry I couldn't help you find that lady.
没关系 It's all right, man.
我帮你拿 I got it.
谢谢 Thanks.
轻轻放 好 Be gentle. Yep, yep.
外面还有很多其他东西 唐 There is so much else out there, Don.
没有 No, there's not.
这里没有 Not here.
不然哪里有 Then where?
你想去哪 唐 Where do you want to go, Don?
我们可以去 We can go there.
我带你去 I'll take you there.
如果你是外星人 可以帮我吗 If you are an alien, will you help me?
唐 真是够了 拜托 Don, that's enough of that. Please.
你知道我不是外星人 You know I'm not an alien.
你知道的 You know that.
但如果你是 可以带我一起走吗 But if you are, would you take me with you?
什么 What?
如果这一切是真的 If all of this is true
你有一艘星舰 and you have a sh- spaceship,
可以带我离开这里吗 would you take me away from here?
当然可以 Of course, Don.
绝对没问题 Yes, absolutely.
我会带你一起走 I'll take you with me.
我们离开地球 We'll leave Earth.
我保证会这么做 好吗 I promise that's what'll happen, okay?
如果你放我走 If you let me go.
谢谢 Thank you...
但泰迪也要一起去 but not without Teddy.
拜托 我们时间不多了 Please, Don, we don't have much time.
他们随时会闯进来 Th-They're gonna break in here at any minute,
到时我就帮不了你 and then I won't be able to help you.
行行好 Come on.
好吧 Okay.
我准备要走了 I'm ready to leave.
好 Okay.
能帮我做一件事吗 Can you do one thing for me?
告诉泰迪我很抱歉 还有我爱他 Tell Teddy that I'm sorry and that I love him.
好的 I will.
搞什么 The fuck?
我的天啊 Jesus fucking Christ.
靠 Fuck.
唐 Don?
唐 Don!
老天 Jesus!
唐 Don.
不 No, no, no, no, no, no, no.
我发誓他是自杀 I swear to you, he did it to himself.
他以为警察要来 泰迪 不要 He thought the police were coming... Don. No, no, no.
陷入恐慌就抓狂了 ...and he panicked, and he just freaked out.
泰迪 不 Teddy, no. No.
你跟他说了什么 没有 What did you say to him? Nothing.
你用什么鬼话害他胡思乱想 What fucking filth did you fill his sad brain with,
地狱来的恶魔 you demon from hell?
他承受了极大压力 泰迪 He was under extreme pressure, Teddy.
崩溃了 你让他崩溃 He cracked. And you cracked him!
你用谎言和屁话让他产生心魔 You poisoned his heart with lies and bullshit
直到他的世界整个垮掉 对吧 until his whole fucking world collapsed, didn't you?
你让他相信一个该死的童话 You fed him a fucking fairy tale.
他做这一切都是为了你 疯子 He did all of this for you, you fucking maniac.
别杀我 泰迪 Don't kill me, Teddy.
我有办法治好你母亲 I have a cure for your mother.
什么 有一种药 What? There's a cure.
可以救她 You can save her.
你在说什么 What are you saying?
她体内 Inside of her,
正在发生巨大变化 a big change is taking place.
遗传密码 It's an entire rearranging
会重新洗牌 of her genetic code.
她是第一个样本 She was the first sample.
这是非常重要的仙女星实验 It's a very important Andromedan experiment,
为期四到五年 and it takes four to five years.
要是成功的话 她会醒来 But if it succeeds, she will wake up.
要是不成功呢 Well, what if it doesn't succeed?
她就会死 Then she'll die.
但如果用化学方法终止实验 But if we chemically terminate the experiment,
她会醒来 她会醒来 she will wake up, she'll wake up.
怎么做 Well, how... how-how do we do that?
你有我的车 对 You have my car? Yes.
好 我车子 Okay. So, in my car,
后车厢有个瓶子 in the trunk, in the back, there is a bottle.
黄色的 上面写"单乙二醇" It's a yellow jug, and it says "monoethylene glycol."
防冻液 但别管标签 Antifreeze. But forget the label.
那不是防冻液 是药 It's not antifreeze. It's the cure.
我藏在车子后车厢的 I keep it in my car, in the trunk,
防冻液瓶子里 in the antifreeze jug to hide it.
为了安全 For safety.
如果 If...
这个实验这么重要 i-if this experiment is so important,
为什么可以终止 why would you allow me to cancel it? Huh?
有多项实验在世界各地进行 There are multiple experiments
你母亲只是其中之一 happening all over the world- your mother's one of dozens.
相信我 Just trust me.
我被绑在这里 I'm chained up here.
根本逃不了 何必说谎 I have no way of escaping. Why would I lie?
这是为唐报仇 That's for Don,
死病毒 you fucking virus.
（常青树）
（桑迪·盖兹）
妈 这不是防冻液 It's not antifreeze, Mom.
别担心 Don't worry.
醒醒啊 Wake up, Mom. Wake up.
快 快 Come on. Come on.
妈 求求你 Please, Mom. Please.
快啊 快醒来 Come on, come on. Wake up.
（奥索利执行长形塑未来）
快啊 Come on.
妈 Mom?
醒醒 Wake up.
你做得到 You can do it.
快醒来 Wake up.
靠 Fuck, fuck, fuck, fuck, fuck, fuck, fuck, fuck, fuck, fuck.
（桑迪·盖兹）
201号房 快 201, now!
嘿 嘿 Hey! Hey!
嘿 Hey!
（警长）
该死的怪物 You fucking monster.
有多少个是仙女星人 How many were Andromedans?
你骗了我 You-you... you lied to me.
有多少个是仙女星人 How many were Andromedans?!
两个 两个 Two. Two?
你这可悲的白痴 You miserable fucking idiot.
你知道你做了什么吗 Do you know what you've done?
你 You...
你害死她 you killed her.
安静 Quiet.
我告诉你为什么我长得像人类 And I'll tell you why it is I resemble a human.
我们第75位皇帝发现了地球 Our 75th emperor first discovered the Earth.
当时恐龙统治这星球 This planet was ruled by dinosaurs,
它们拥有复杂但稳定的生态系统 magnificent creatures with a complex but stable ecosystem.
噢 Oh.
但我们无意中 将一种致命病毒传到地球 But we inadvertently spread a fatal virus to the planet.
皇帝眼睁睁看着地球生物灭亡 And the emperor was struck with guilt,
自责不已 watching all of Earth's creatures perish.
所以他给了这颗星球新生命 So he gave new life to this planet.
他们长得像我们 Life resembling us.
人类几乎无法承受最初的考验 The early test humans could barely stand,
但很快开始行走并繁殖 but soon they walked and began to reproduce.
一个文明诞生了 与大自然和谐共处 A civilization was born in harmony with nature.
亚特兰蒂斯 Atlantis.
我们被当作神来崇拜 We were worshipped as gods.
但有些人类却想要超越我们 But some humans wished to surpass us,
开始用实验室 so they began creating their own new,
养出更强大的新人类 lab-grown humans that were stronger.
但新人类也更有侵略性 But the new humans were also more aggressive,
所以爆发了冲突 so a conflict broke out
最终导致一场热核战争 that eventually resulted in a thermonuclear war.
战争过后 全人类都灭绝了 And in the war's wake, all of humanity was extinguished,
只有少数人建造了方舟 save for a select few, who built an ark
在海中航行了一世纪 and traveled the oceans for a century.
终于可以安全回到陆地上时 When it was finally safe to resurface on dry land,
方舟的领袖们死了 the leaders of the ark died,
只留下几个退化的半人类 leaving behind only a few mutant specimens
突变个体 of degraded semi-humans.
猿人 The apes.
它们继续演化 但走向混乱 Evolution resumed but toward chaos.
新演化的人类 也就是你们现在的祖先 The newly evolved human beings, your current ancestors,
互相斗争 陷入永无止尽的战乱 fought amongst themselves in an endless cycle of war,
种族灭绝和生态破坏 genocide, ecological destruction.
他们残虐地球 They brutalized Earth.
摧毁水域 扰乱气候 They ruined her waters, ravaged her climate,
用毒品和科技残害自己 poisoned themselves with drugs and technology.
就算铁一般的证据摆在眼前 And even when presented with irrefutable evidence
面对自我毁灭的事实 人类还是没长进 依然故我 of their own self-destruction, the humans continued unabated.
连我也变得越来越像人 Even I myself became more human,
越来越自私残忍 more selfish and cruel,
待得越久就越被同化 the longer I stayed here amongst your kind.
但人类改不了自己的本性 But humans can't help the way they are.
基因已经决定了 It's in your genes.
你们祖先为了变强 The genes implanted by your ancestors
而植入的基因 to strengthen themselves.
它会在体内繁殖 不断增强 It gets reproduced in your bodies, and it grows stronger.
我们仙女星人是来消灭这种自杀基因 We Andromedans are here to eliminate that suicidal gene.
拯救人类 To save humanity.
也拯救地球不受你们人类侵害 But also to save Earth from you and your kind.
不 No.
你是来杀死我们的 No, you came here to kill us.
你是来杀死我们的 Y-You came to kill us.
不是这样的 泰迪 Well, that's wrong. That's wrong, Teddy.
我们有些同胞 Some of us would have preferred
想要直接消灭人类 to simply eliminate your species,
但皇帝认为还有希望 but the emperor believed there was still hope,
所以做了实验 so the experiments.
你母亲参与的实验 The experiments your mother was a part of.
她被选中是因为软弱 She was chosen because she was weak.
心灵破碎 Because she was broken.
如果能改正她 If we could correct her,
也许全人类都能被改正 perhaps all humans could be corrected.
可是 你害死她 But you... you killed her!
是你害死她 You killed her.
我以为你给昏迷病人 I figured you'd be apprehended
注射防冻液会被逮捕 feeding antifreeze to a coma patient
我就能重获自由回去工作 and then I'd be freed and could return to my work.
没想到你逃了出来 变态猿人 But you actually got away with it, you sick ape.
我不是变态猿人 I'm not a sick ape.
你就是 You are a sick ape.
听着 其他实验对象有进步迹象 Listen, there are other test subjects who are showing progress,
我们必须向皇帝报告 and we must show the emperor the truth.
明天 Tomorrow.
月食期间 During the lunar eclipse.
为什么 Why?
泰迪 听着 我知道 Teddy, listen, I know, I know.
你恨死我了 You may hate me,
想要我去死 我不怪你 you may want me dead- I don't blame you--
但我掌握的信息可以拯救地球 but I have the information you need to save Earth,
你明白这一点 and you know I do.
你是该死的恶魔 You're a fucking demon.
这是我们的命运 泰迪·盖兹 This is our destiny, Teddy Gatz.
你和我的 Yours and mine.
重要时刻即将来临 And the hour is almost upon us.
耶 Yay.
（月食之夜）
天哪 富勒小姐 Jesus, Ms. Fuller?
嗨 瑞奇 Hi, Ricky.
你好吗 我回来了 How are you? I'm back.
让我进去好吗 Could you buzz me in, please?
没事吧 你还好吗 Are you okay? Are you-you all right?
我很好 Oh, I'm all right.
事情都解决了 Everything's been sorted out.
能不能让我进去 Could you just... could you buzz me in, please?
谢谢 瑞奇 Thank you, Ricky.
停在你平常的车位 Park in your usual spot.
别担心 唐 Don't worry, Don.
跟我走 我会带你一起去 You're coming with me. I'm taking you with me.
嗨 托尼 Hi, Tony.
给你 祝你愉快 There you go. Have a good evening.
哈喽 Hello.
开门 Doors opening.
关门 Doors closing.
嗨 Hi.
见到你真好 Good to see you.
回来感觉真棒 It's good to be back.
嗯 Hmm.
已经5点35分了 Oh, it's-it's 5:35,
要回家的人 so if any of you need to go home, just...
随时可以下班 you know, feel free.
嗨 科里 米歇尔 Hi, Corey. Michelle?
我们有正事要办 别来打扰 Uh, we have some business to do, so, um, no disturbances.
好吗 Okay? Okay?
知道了 谢谢 All right. Thank you.
他会在这里跟我们见面还是 Okay, so, uh, he-he meets us here then? Or...
我们在这里跟皇帝建立远端联系 Uh, we make remote contact with the emperor here,
然后被传送上去 and then they beam us up.
传送上去 Beam us up?
就是送上去 Or, you know, transport.
好吧 Okay.
有时候要花几分钟 Uh, it sometimes takes a couple of minutes
才能连上线 to get the link working, so...
好 Okay.
那 要怎么连上线 Uh, and, uh, how exactly do we make the link?
听起来有点扯 Uh, this will sound crazy, but, um,
我在这里输入密码 I-I punch in a code here,
然后 启动与星舰的连结 and then, um, it initiates a link with the ship.
用计算机 对 很扯 On a calculator? Yeah, I know.
但这样才不起眼 I know. It had to look banal.
人性化 And human.
平凡无奇 And, you know, inconspicuous, so...
这是58位数的密码 我背了起来 It's a 58-digit code, and I have it memorized,
但已经很久 but it's been a while since I had to...
没打出来 所以 since I had to type it out, so...
这样真的行得通 So, is this, is this really how it works?
你最好先别跟我说话 You know, it's better if we don't talk, actually.
因为 对不起 Just because I... Sorry.
我记东西有一套方法 It's a... It's this memory, um, thing that I do,
用点诀窍 like a trick for...
才会想起来 for remembering.
呃 Um...
他们看得到里面吗 Can they see through here?
不行 Oh, no. Can they...
看得到吗 不行 Can they see in here? No.
呃 Um...
密码为什么这么长 Why is it so long? It's...
剩几个 I have a few, um...
嘘 让我再想一下 Just shh-shh for a, for a second while I think.
抱歉 Oh. Sorry. Um...
好 可以了 Yeah. Okay.
就 That's...
就这样 That's it. Um...
按下输入键就行了 I mean, I just have to press "enter," mainly.
准备好了吗 So, are you ready?
准备好了 Yes, I'm ready.
靠 等等 Fuck, wait.
我没氧气筒 My air tank.
我需要氧气 但没带氧气筒 I'll need oxygen, and I don't have my air tank.
有氧气 泰迪 Oh, there'll be oxygen, Teddy.
好吧 Okay.
那 唐呢 What about Don?
我们会派人接他 Oh, we'll send for Don.
甚至能让他复活 We may even be able to revive him.
好 要来真的了 靠 Right. So, it's happening. Shit.
呃 Um...
不 我准备好了 No, I'm ready. I'm ready.
呃 Um...
你要知道我已经做好万全准备 you should know that I've prepared for all eventualities.
怎样的准备 Okay. Prepared how?
噢 Oh.
靠 泰迪 Oh, shit, Teddy.
我不能冒险让你直接杀了我 I can't take the chance of you just killing me straightaway.
不 这是明智之举 No. That was smart.
非常聪慧 That was very smart,
皇帝会很佩服你的聪明才智 and the emperor will admire your intelligence.
你是人类之光 真的 You're a credit to your species, Teddy. Truly.
我只是想帮上忙 Well, I'm just trying to help.
我知道 泰迪 I know, Teddy.
这个衣柜是传送门 Um, so this... this closet here is a teleporter.
你进去之后 So you'll... you'll enter the closet,
关上门 and then you'll close the door behind you.
我数到三就按下输入键 And then I'll-I'll count to three and press "enter."
我们一个接着一个进去 And we'll have to go one after the other
身体才不会在传送过程中 重组在一起 so that our bodies don't reconstitute together during teleportation.
懂吗 You understand?
呃 Uh-huh.
我懂 应该吧 Yeah, I think so.
走进去就好 So I just go in the closet?
我先好了 不 I can go first. I... No, no, no, no.
我先 你不能跑走 把我丢在这里 I'll go first. I don't want you to escape and just leave me here.
好吧 Okay.
好了吗 Ready?
好了 I'm ready.
星舰上见 I'll see you up there.
三 Three.
二 Two.
一 One.
你不会有事 You're gonna be fine.
我知道 Yeah, I-I know.
这一切带来的冲击实在是 I mean, obviously the shock of it all is...
但你能在这方面得到很多帮助 But you can get plenty of help for that kind of thing.
他死了吧 So he's dead then?
对 他去世了 好 Yeah, he passed away. Okay.
炸弹一定是体温或摩擦引爆的 The bomb must have reacted to his body heat or friction.
自制炸药很容易这样 It happens a lot with homemade explosives.
是啊 Right.
不能脱掉 Ma'am, please don't take that off. Look.
请你躺好 Ma'am, I'm gonna need you to lie back down.
我没事 你得待在这 I'm fine. You need to stay here.
别乱动 拜托 Can you just stay still? I'm good.
我很好 停车 I'm good. I'm good. Ma'am. Please. Hold on. Stop!
等一下 Wait! Hold on!
别走 Stop.
嘿 你不能 Hey, um, you're not...
抱歉 你不能 Sorry, you're not, uh...
我忘了拿东西 Oh, I just- I forgot something.
一下就好 等等 Just really quickly. One second.
不能进去 马上好 You're not allowed in there. Just-just one sec, one sec.
别碰那个 嘿 嘿 Don't touch that! Hey! Hey!
我的妈呀 Oh, my God. Jesus.
皇帝 Emperor.
我们以为您需要帮助就会联系 We believed contact would be made if help was required.
没有头发无法联系 We could not contact you without hair.
是的 我们知道 Yes, we know.
我们很自责 We feel remorse.
实在无能为力 There was nothing we could do.
我们都很自责 We all feel remorse.
那都过去了 That's over now.
说说看人类实验 Inform us of the experiments
有何结果 on the human subjects.
实验几乎都失败了 The experiments have nearly all failed.
仅存两名实验对象 There are only two human subjects remaining
成功的可能性 and the likelihood of success
为零 is zero.
因为他们本性如此 Because of who they are.
我们必须做出决定 A decision needs to be made.
我们相信 We believe
该结束了 that it is over.
他们活够了 They have had their time.
这段期间他们危害了 And in their time they have imperiled
共存的生命 the life they share.
因此我们决定 And so we have decided
终结人类的时代 their time will end.
花儿都去了何方 ♪ Where have all the flowers gone? ♪
岁月悠悠流逝 ♪ Long time passing ♪
花儿都去了何方 ♪ Where have all the flowers gone? ♪
消失在久远时光 ♪ Long time ago ♪
花儿都去了何方 ♪ Where have all the flowers gone? ♪
少女们将她们一一采光 ♪ Young girls picked them, every one ♪
人们何时才懂得思量 ♪ When will they ever learn? ♪
少女们都去了何方 ♪ Where have all the young girls gone? ♪
岁月悠悠流逝 ♪ Long time passing ♪
少女们都去了何方 ♪ Where have all the young girls gone? ♪
消失在久远时光 ♪ Long time ago ♪
少女们都去了何方 ♪ Where have all the young girls gone? ♪
追随少年郎 一一离家乡 ♪ Gone to young men, every one ♪
人们何时才懂得思量 ♪ When will they ever learn? ♪
少年们都去了何方 ♪ Where have all the young men gone? ♪
岁月悠悠流逝 ♪ Long time passing ♪
少年们都去了何方 ♪ Where have all the young men gone? ♪
消失在久远时光 ♪ Long time ago ♪
少年们都去了何方 ♪ Where have all the young men gone? ♪
奔赴沙场 无人还乡 ♪ Gone to soldier, every one ♪
人们何时才懂得思量 ♪ When will they ever learn? ♪
士兵们都去了何方 ♪ Where have all the soldiers gone? ♪
岁月悠悠流逝 ♪ Long time passing ♪
士兵们都去了何方 ♪ Where have all the soldiers gone? ♪
消失在久远时光 ♪ Long time ago ♪
士兵们都 ♪ Where have all ♪
去了何方 ♪ The soldiers gone? ♪
葬入墓地 黄土覆亡 ♪ Gone to graveyards, every one ♪
人们何时才懂得思量 ♪ When will they ever learn? ♪
墓园都去了何方 ♪ Where have all the graveyards gone? ♪
岁月悠悠流逝 ♪ Long time passing ♪
墓园都去了何方 ♪ Where have all the graveyards gone? ♪
消失在久远时光 ♪ Long time ago ♪
墓园都去了何方 ♪ Where have all the graveyards gone? ♪
化作春花 遍地盛放 ♪ Gone to flower, every one ♪
人们何时才懂得思量 ♪ When will they ever learn? ♪
《拯救地球》
花儿都去了何方 ♪ Where have all the flowers gone? ♪
岁月悠悠流逝 ♪ Long time passing ♪
花儿都去了何方 ♪ Where have all the flowers gone? ♪
消失在久远时光 ♪ Long time ago ♪
花儿都去了何方 ♪ Where have all the flowers gone? ♪
少女们将她们一一采光 ♪ Young girls picked them, every one ♪
人们何时才懂得思量 ♪ When will they ever learn? ♪
翻译 洪慈敏