About Time《时空恋旅人》2013
我向来感觉我们家很古怪， 第一个就是我 I always knew we were a fairly odd family. First there was me.
太高，太瘦，太黄 Too tall. Too skinny. Too orange.
我妈是个美女，但跟其他妈妈们 不同 My mum was lovely, but not like other mums.
在她身上固有的几点：不落俗 套、忙碌以及从不感情用事 There was something solid about her. Something rectangular, busy and unsentimental.
她的时尚教主是女王 Her fashion icon was the Queen.
我老爸呢…他更普通，他总是看 起来很悠闲 Dad, well, he was more normal. He always seemed to have time on his hands.
50岁生日那天从大学离教之 后… After giving up teaching university students on his 50th birthday,
他就常常跟人闲聊，或是… he was eternally available for a leisurely chat or
跟我打乒乓球，让我狂赢他 to let me win at table tennis.
然后便是我老妈的哥哥，德斯蒙 德舅舅 And then there was Mum's brother, Uncle Desmond.
他的穿着总是无可挑剔，他每天 就是… Always impeccably dressed. He spent the days just, well,
做他的德斯蒙德舅舅 being Uncle Desmond.
他会是你见过的最帅最无脑的家 伙 He was the most charming and least clever man you could ever meet.
他的心思都在别的事情上，虽然 我们从不知道是什么 His mind was on other things, though we never found out what.
最后一位就是凯瑟琳 And then, finally there was Catherine.
凯蒂，我的妹妹 Katie. Kit Kat. My sister.
身穿居家服，发型总是这个样 子… In a household of sensible jackets and haircuts there was this,
我可以称她为天然尤物 well, what can I call her, nature thing.
她的眼睛、紫色T恤，再加上 她永远都是光着脚 With her elfin eyes, her purple T-shirts and her eternally bare feet,
在我看来，她还是… she was then, and still is to me,
这世上最美好的东东 about the most wonderful thing in the world.
总而言之，童年还是很美好的， 循规蹈矩，日复一日 All in all, it was a pretty good childhood. Full of repeated rhythms and patterns.
我21岁以前，我们每天都还在 海滩上饮茶 By the time I was 21, we were still having tea on the beach every single day.
打水漂，吃三明治… Skimming stones and eating sandwiches,
不管秋冬，不管风雨 summer and winter, no matter what the weather.
每周五晚上，都看部电影… And every Friday evening, a film,
不管刮风下雨 no matter what the weather.
还有就是每年举办一次令人生畏 的新年派对 And then once a year, the dreaded New Year's Eve party.
是的，我可能只…喝一杯 Yeah, I might just get one.
你真光彩照人 You're absolutely gorgeous.
我是凯蒂，我喝的是什么？ I'm Katie. What am I drinking?
这是非常昂贵的玩意儿 This is very expensive stuff.
- 干杯 - 干杯 Cheers. Cheers.
听译：抓住这次机会好让你我能感受到 它的价值
如果你在等我，男孩
在我误会走人之前
你最好按下按钮，让我知道
快，马上十二点了，我们快去另 一个房间 Come on, it's nearly midnight. We're all going through. We're going through.
瞧，我得给你找个… Look, I've gotta find you a...
哦，上帝！ God!
人非圣贤孰能无过，好了，快点 Everyone makes little mistakes. It's fine. Come on.
…六、五… 6, 5, 4, 3, 2, 1.
…四、三、二、一
新年快乐！ Happy New Year!
新年快乐！ Happy New Year.
抱歉 Sorry.
第二天醒来，宿醉难受，自惭形 愧… And so I woke up the next morning, hung-over, ashamed of myself,
并没意识到那天会永远改变我的 生活 and not realising it was the day that would change my life forever.
起来，傻瓜 Get up, stupid.
老爸叫你 Dad wants you.
哦，哈喽，好性感的睡衣 Hello. Sexy pyjamas.
啊，蒂姆，进来 Tim, come in.
呃… Do
坐吧 Sit down.
这也太正式了 That's very formal.
好吧，是的 Well, um, yeah.
我也感觉很别扭… This is an odd moment for me
因为我刚21岁的时候我老爸也跟 我这么谈过，在那之后… because I had the same moment with my father when I'd just turned 21, and after it,
我的生活就改变了，所以我颇为 神经质 my life was never the same, so I approach it pretty, um, nervously.
好吧 Okay.
如果你准备好了，那会很神秘 When you're ready. It's all very mysterious.
是的 Right.
蒂姆，我亲爱的儿子… Tim, my dear son, the...
说得简单些就是，我们家的男人都 有一种超能力… The simple fact is the men in this family have always had the ability to...
这可能听起来有些怪… This is going to sound strange,
为稀奇古怪、恐怖时刻做好准 备… be prepared for strangeness. Get ready for spooky time,
但这就是我们家的秘密 but there's this family secret.
这个秘密就是我们家的男人可以… And the secret is that the men in the family can
穿越时空 travel in time.
说得准确些就是我们可以穿越过 去，不能穿越未来 Well, more accurately, travel back in time. We can't travel into the future.
真是个不可思议的笑话 This is such a weird joke.
这真不是个笑话 It's seriously not a joke.
你是说你和爷爷… So you're saying that you and granddad, and his brothers
以及他的兄弟们都能穿越回到过 去？ 说的没错 could all travel back in time? Absolutely.
- 你现在还能？ - 是的 And you still do? Absolutely.
尽管没有那么戏剧性，这只存在 我自己的生活中 Although it's not as dramatic as it sounds. It's only in my own life.
我只能回到我亲身经历过和记住 的地方 I can only go to places where I actually was and can remember.
可惜的是，我不能杀掉希特勒或是 跟特洛伊的海伦上床 I can't kill Hitler or shag Helen of Troy, unfortunately.
好了，停 Okay, stop.
Um...
- 如果这都是真的， 还有什么是 假的 if it's true, which it isn't. Although it is.
- 但它的确是真的
尽管这明显不是真的，即使以前 是，现在也不可能 Although it isn't, obviously. But if it was, which it's not. Which it is.
- 现在还是 - 不可能，如果是真的，那我怎 Which it isn't. But if it was, how would I...
其实这很简单 The "How" is the easy bit, in fact.
你进去一个黑暗的地方，一般来说 大的柜橱最实用，必要时厕所也行 You go into a dark place, big cupboards are very useful generally. Toilets, at a pinch.
然后像这样握紧你的拳头 Then you clench your fists like this.
想象自己要回去的那个时刻，你就 会发现自己置身其中了 Think of the moment you're going to and you'll find yourself there.
一番跌跌撞撞之后 After a bit of a stumble and a rumble and a tumble.
哇哦 Wow.
不过这是不错的反应 Is as good a reaction as any.
我确定我是想去爽一把，但却是 七十年代 I think I plumped for "fuck!" but it was the '70s.
- 不，这绝对是个玩笑 - 这不是玩笑 No, this is so obviously a joke. It's not a joke.
我干嘛要骗… Why would I lie to someone I'm
- …我喜欢的人？ - 好吧 fairly fond of? Okay.
但是，当我站在衣橱里紧握拳头 再回到楼下时… But, when I come back downstairs after standing in a cupboard with my fists clenched,
你会有很大麻烦 you're gonna be in so much trouble.
我们来瞧瞧好吗？ Well, let's see, shall we?
哦，还有，蒂姆，试着做些有趣的 事 And, Tim, try and do something interesting.
真麻烦 So much trouble.
我是说真的 I mean it. Really.
好吧 Right.
哇哦！ Wow!
- 你没事吧，蒂姆？ - 是的，没事 You all right, Tim? Yes. Yeah. Good, ace. Yeah.
好，快，马上十二点了，我们快 去… Good, come on. it's nearly midnight and we've got to find...
Whoa, whoa, whoa!
十二点 Whoo! Midnight.
十、九、八、七… 10, 9, 8, 7,
六、五、四… 6, 5, 4, 3, 2, 1.
三、二、一
新年快乐！ Happy New Year!
- 谢谢你，蒂姆 - 不客气，波利 Thank you, Tim. You're welcome, Polly.
- 不知道 - 好奇怪，这整个… Strange. And what about the whole... Butterfly effect thing. What can I say?
蝴蝶效应，我能说什么？我们貌 似没搞什么破坏 We don't seem to have messed up civilisation yet.
- 这会是很复杂的一年 - 这会是很复杂的人生 It's gonna be a complicated year. It's gonna be a complicated life.
那你都用这个超能力干了些什 么？ What have you done with it?
对我来说，它就像是书，我读了 每个人所希望读到的 For me, it's books, books, books. I've read everything a man could wish to.
两次，狄更斯三次，有什么第一 感觉吗？ Twice. Dickens three times. Any first thoughts?
我想，除了弄个更酷点的发型外… Well, I suppose apart from getting a slightly better haircut... Yeah.
是的
- 金钱应该是最明显的东西 - 有好有坏 Money would be the obvious thing. Very mixed blessing.
你爷爷的生活被搞得一团糟，让 他没有亲朋好友 Utterly screwed up your grandfather's life. Left him without love or friends.
- 我也从没遇到过真正快乐的有 钱佬 I've never bumped into a genuinely happy rich person. It would be nice not to have to work.
不，这是不幸的根源，看看你弗 雷德叔叔的遭遇 No, that's a real recipe for disaster.
- 弗雷德叔叔怎么了？ - 一事无成，浪费生命 Look what happened to Uncle Fred. What happened to Uncle Fred? Absolutely sod all.
好好考虑下 will make your life the way you want it to be. Come on, really think about this.
好吧… Well,
老实说，这个超能力… to be honest, I suppose, at the moment,
如果能帮我搞到女朋友就棒呆了 it would be just great if it could help me get a girlfriend.
哇哦 Wow.
不错 Massive. Yeah.
是的
The mothership.
对我来说，什么事都能扯到谈恋 爱上去 For me, it was always gonna be about love.
那个夏天，我不小心走到了暴风 中心 And that summer I walked into the eye of the storm.
她叫夏洛特，凯蒂那帅气却又惹 人厌的男朋友吉米的表妹 Her name was Charlotte. Cousin of Kit Kat's handsome but nasty boyfriend Jimmy.
她过来住整整两个月 And she was staying for two whole months.
- 就一个 - 都不是 Just one. Not both of them.
蒂姆… Tim,
可以帮我涂下防晒霜吗？ will you do my back?
当然！ Absolutely!
真热心！ Very keen!
哦，不 Whoa! No. No.
哦，不
No. No, no. No, no, no.
- 弄我头发里了？ - 是的！ Is it in my hair? Yes!
蒂姆，可以帮我涂下防晒霜吗？ Tim. Will you do my back?
当然，请稍等 Sure. Just give us a sec.
好的 Okay.
谢谢 Thank you.
现在… Now...
哦，好舒服 Ooh. Nice.
这是我的拿手绝活 It's my area.
那是个暴晒又受虐的夏天 It was a summer of suntan and torture.
我邀请我的蠢蛋损友杰伊来打网 球，原以为他会衬托出我的优秀 I invited my foolish friend Jay around for tennis because I thought he'd make me look good.
我彻底错了！ I was wrong!
你在干什么？ What are you doing? No.
夏洛特让我俩看起来就像是傻子 Charlotte just made both of us look like idiots.
运气不佳，蒂姆 Bad luck, Tim.
你怎么能专注于你的比赛？ How the hell are you meant to concentrate on your game?
出现这样的破状况你要怎么过 活？ How are you meant to live your life with this sort of shit going down?
这从未好转… It never got better until suddenly
因为为时已晚 it was almost too late.
好了，夏洛特，我们最后的午餐 Well, Charlotte, our final lunch.
不！ No!
有你一起共度整个夏天真是太… 太美好了 And it's been really, really lovely having you all summer.
- 是的 - 谢谢，谢谢 It has. Thank you. Thank you.
- 的确如此 - 不是吗，德斯蒙德？ It really has. Hasn't it, Desmond?
- 不好意思，你说什么？ - 整个夏天有夏洛特在很美好 Beg your pardon? Lovely having Charlotte here all summer.
夏洛特？谁是夏洛特？ Charlotte? Who's Charlotte?
拜托，亲爱的，夏洛特就坐在你旁 边 Come on, darling. Charlotte, sitting next to you.
- 是的，对，对，夏洛特 - 嗨 Yes, of course. Of course. Charlotte. Hi.
很高兴见到你 Lovely to meet you.
你喜欢夏洛特在这里过夏天吗， 蒂姆？ Have you enjoyed having Charlotte here all summer, Tim?
当然 Yeah.
时光匆匆啊 There goes August.
- 我已经跟他讲很多东西了， 不是吗？ I've introduced him to most things, haven't I?
- 是的，你很有经验 You did. You were much more sophisticated.
换句话说，我喜欢思考 In a quiet way, I like to think.
请进 Come in.
- 夏洛特 - 耶！ Charlotte. Yeah!
这是你在这里的最后一晚，我可 以问你个问题吗？ As it's your last night, can I ask you a question?
可以，说吧 Yeah. Ask away.
哦，不，等等 No, wait.
不是关于…爱情的，对吧？ It's not going to be about love, is it?
爱情？什么？ Love? What?
只是凯蒂有警告我，如果你提及到 这个问题，要我斩钉截铁地 Well, it's just that Kit Kat warned me that if you were to ever mention it, I should be
告诉你，你必须把我当成你妹妹 very firm with you and tell you you must treat me like your sister
别做什么傻事 and not be stupid.
我是不是想多了… Or have I just made a total fool of myself
或许你这么晚是想来跟我讨教打 球诀窍 and you were actually going to ask me for late night last minute tennis tips?
不，就是跟爱情有关的事 No, it was the love thing.
哦，好吧 Well.
你很善良 That's very sweet of you.
直到昨晚，你彻底改变了我对你的 看法 It's just a shame you left it till the last night.
趁我们还有时间你应该赶紧离开 You should have tried creeping along the corridor while we still had time.
好吧，“昨晚”真的是个烂点子 吗？ Okay, the "last night" was a bad idea?
超级烂，事后想起来感觉就是对我 的侮辱 Very bad idea. it feels like an ever so slightly insulting afterthought.
“昨晚”一点用都没有 "Last night" was never going to work.
好吧，我明白了 All right. Good. I've got it.
请进 Come in.
- 蒂姆 - 夏洛特 Tim. Hi. Charlotte.
- 嗨 - 坐吧 Hi. Sit down.
但是过去一个月我已经完全爱上 了你 I know you've probably suspected this, but over the last month I've fallen completely in love with you.
这就像是命中注定… Now obviously this was gonna happen
因为你就是个女神，绝美的面 容… because you're a goddess with that face
还有这头发… and that hair,
但是即使你长得不漂亮… but even if you didn't have a nice face,
即使因为某些奇异的医疗原因… and even if you had absolutely no hair
你完全没有头发 because of some bizarre medical reason,
我还是会喜欢你… I'd still adore you,
我… and I...
我只是不知道你…是否跟我有一样 感受 I just wondered whether, by any chance, you might share my feelings.
哇哦 Wow.
我想告诉你 I tell you what.
我们何不共度暑假，等到最后一晚 你再问我一次？ Why don't we see how the summer goes and then you ask me again on my last night?
- 最后一晚？ - 是的 Your last night? Yes.
最后一晚你再问我，看到时候会 怎样，好吗？ Try me on the last night. See what happens then, shall we?
这样很刺激 It's exciting.
好吧 Right.
不，这是个完美计划，绝对完美， 最后一晚 No, it's a perfect plan. That's absolutely perfect. Last night.
最后一晚 Last night.
感激不尽 Thanks very much.
晚安，蒂米 Night-night, Timmy.
第一个大教训… Big lesson number one,
所有的时空穿越都不能让别人爱 上你 all the time travel in the world can't make someone love you.
再见！ Bye!
就这样，我的心上人乘车而去 So the love of my life just drove away.
紧接着第二天就是我离家的日子 And the very next day it was my turn to leave.
给，不要一下子花到完 There you go. Don't spend it all at once.
谢谢 Thanks.
别老是打电话，你妈不喜欢被打 扰 Don't call too often, your mother doesn't like to be disturbed.
好，谢谢 Okay. Thanks.
我上了去伦敦的火车，去寻找我 的未来…和女朋友 I caught the train to London in search of a future and a girlfriend.
我住在圣约翰伍德 靠近修道院路 I was staying in St John's Wood, near Abbey Road,
和我老爸的一个叫哈利的作家朋友 一起 with a playwright friend of my dad's called Harry.
当你初到异地，有亲人或朋友照 应还是不错的 It's always nice to have family connections when you're a new kid in town.
你他妈的想干什么？! What the fuck do you want?
- 我是詹姆斯的儿子 - 谁？ I'm James's son. Who?
- 詹姆斯莱克 - 他又怎样？ James Lake. What about him?
他说你有间空房 He said you had a room.
进去等着 Go in there and wait.
安静点，我是说，不要制造噪音 Quietly. I mean it, don't make a sound.
否则我会杀了你 Or I'll kill you.
刚才你按门铃时我刚刚有了十年 来第一个好灵感 I was actually having the first good idea I've had for a decade when you rang on the doorbell.
但是现在没了 But now it's gone.
你这个浑小子 You little shit.
你爸爸怎么样？ How's your dad?
另类，我总这么认为，他有些古怪 Weird cock, I always thought. Something weird about him.
- 真的吗？ - 也对，说实话我很不喜欢他 Really? Yeah, I never really liked him, actually.
你妈看起来还像安迪沃霍尔吗？ Your mum still look like Andy Warhol?
什么？ What?
对了，那是我老婆 That, by the way, is my wife.
- 哦，很不错 - 是的，不过第一眼她不招人喜欢 Nice. Yeah, you wouldn't like her at first.
是个爱挖苦人的娘们儿 Sarcastic cow.
但是最后你会发现… But eventually you'd realise that
她是世界上最好的人 she's the best human being in the world.
所以她才会离开我 Which is why she left me, of course.
到了 Here you go.
别制造太多噪音，特别是做爱的 时候 Try not to make too much noise, particularly when having sex.
- 没那个机会 - 哦，上帝，两个窝囊废共处 No chance of that. Christ, two losers in one house.
那是我女儿 That is my daughter.
如果你愿意可以跟她上床，貌似 其他人也会 Have sex with her if you like. Apparently everyone else has.
这里没有艳遇的可能 It wasn't a hopeful set-up for romance.
并且工作上也没有什么机会 And work didn't help on that score either.
法学业界似乎清一色都是男人 The world of law seems to be entirely full of men.
哈喽，我是罗里，很高兴见到 你，很激动 Hello. I'm Rory. Very pleased to meet you. A real thrill.
哦，或许我们可以成为好朋友什么 的 Well, who knows, we might become, you know, pals, et cetera.
- 你到底是谁？ - 蒂姆莱克 Who the hell are you? Tim Lake.
好吧，希望你比这个傻瓜强点儿 Well, I hope you're better than this clown.
- 快点，罗杰 - 其实是罗里 Come on, Roger. It's Rory, actually.
我来这里一年半了，我向来言听 计从，其实是两年 I've been here a year and a half. I'm just saying that to be nice. It's two years actually.
就这样，孤单的6个月过去了， 还是只有我和哈利 So six lonely months went by and it was still just me and Harry.
我不分黑夜白昼地当我的律师 Me lawyer-ing every hour of the day and night.
而他则是将所有的触感写进他的 新剧目里去 And him putting the finishing touches to his new play.
不管世界上有多少女孩 No matter how many girls there were in the world,
到头来我总是能遇到罗里 I always seemed to end up with Rory.
哈喽 Hello.
直到，出乎意料的… Until, out of the blue,
在一个始料不及的晚上，跟着不 靠谱的杰伊混时奇迹发生了 on a dodgy night out with dodgy Jay, something miraculous happened.
这些服务生… The waiters are,
- 在等这个，对，他们是瞎子 - 你开什么玩笑？ wait for this, right, they're blind. You're kidding me?
我没开玩笑，不，就像蝙蝠一 样！ I'm kidding you not. No, as bats. As bats!
很高兴你们能来，两位，希望你 们玩得开心 Very good to have you here, gentlemen. I hope you enjoy your experience.
卡洛会带你们去座位上 Carlo will show you to your table.
好的，带路吧，大师 Great. Lead on, maestro.
你的右手可以放我肩上吗？让你 朋友扶住你的肩膀 Can I have your right hand on my right shoulder, please? And your friend hold on to your shoulder. Thank you.
小心台阶，做好准备… Mind the stairs and be prepared because
因为很黑 it's completely dark.
好了，两位，如果不介意，请坐 在这两位年轻女士旁边 Okay, gentlemen, if you don't mind, I can sit you here beside these two young ladies.
当然不介意，这主意太棒了！ No, no. Sounds absolutely perfect!
- 哦，上帝，你好像很有活力 - 是的，并且还很帅 God, you sound very perky. I am. And very handsome.
哦，那里有人 Someone's there.
- 嗨 - 哦，嗨，我叫玛丽 Hi. Hi. I'm Mary.
我叫蒂姆，其实我妈妈也叫玛丽 I'm Tim. Mary's my mother's name, actually.
- 哦，这名字适合她吗？ - 还凑合 Does it suit her? Sort of.
尽管她…很健壮，所以伯纳德这 个名字可能会更适合些 Although she's sturdy, so Bernard might have been a better fit.
好吧 Okay.
- 有东西碰到我的手肘了 - 不是我 Something just touched my elbow. Okay, that wasn't me.
那就糟了，如果不是你，那会是 谁？ No. Well, that just makes it worse. If it wasn't you, who was it?
不是我，因为刚才我在碰别的东 西 It wasn't me because I'm touching something else.
是的，你得立即停止，谢谢 Yes, and you'll stop that right away, thank you.
好了，女士们，说实话， 谁更漂亮些？ So, girls, be honest, who is more beautiful?
- 哦，当然是我 - 是的，她更漂亮 - I am. - Yeah. She is.
太棒啦！ Excellent!
- 其实，我看起来像凯特摩斯 - 真的吗？ Actually, I look like Kate Moss. Really?
不，我有点像松鼠 No. I sort of look like a squirrel.
- 你喜欢凯特摩斯吗？ - 我当然喜欢她 Do you like Kate Moss? I absolutely love her.
实际上今晚我差点穿她设计的衣 服，你呢？ In fact, I almost wore one of her dresses here tonight. You?
不，不，她的衣服穿我身上会很 别扭 No, no, her clothes look terrible on me.
我真不敢相信你的生日也是在下周 I cannot believe that it's your birthday next week as well.
你的朋友杰伊真热情 Your friend Jay is quite enthusiastic.
其实我很讨厌他 I actually hate him.
- 乔安娜到底喜欢他什么？ - 她跟妓女没什么区别 What's Joanna like? - She's basically a prostitute. - Yeah.
我想这是草莓慕斯，你要来点儿 吗？ I think it's strawberry mousse. Ooh! Do you want some?
- 好，我来尝尝 - 好的，你的嘴在哪儿？ Um... Okay. I'll try it. Okay, where's your mouth?
它在… It's...
- 它在这里 - 好的，那里？ it's here. Okay. There?
- 哦上帝，怎么了？ - 那是我的眼睛 My God, what was that? That's my eye.
我想…我眼睛里全是草莓慕斯了！ I think there's a lot of... I've got quite a lot of strawberry mousse in my eye now!
- 真抱歉 - 不，谢谢 这对我来说是种全新感受 I'm so sorry. No. Thank you. That's a new sensation for me.
或许我会在外面见你，或是…？ So, maybe I'll see you outside or...
好，好，太好了 Yeah. Yeah, great.
好，吓死我了 Great. Scary.
是的，有点吓人 Yeah, it's a bit scary.
哦上帝，我进入状态了，你怎么 样？ My God, I'm so in there. What about you?
不知道，但她听上去很不错 I don't know, but she sounded wonderful.
Shh!
- 乔安娜？ - 杰伊 Joanna? Jay.
上帝，你真漂亮 Christ, you're a babe.
你可以让晚上再长一点吗？我可以 甩掉那个白痴 How do you fancy stretching the night out a bit? I can ditch the loser.
我们时间很紧，帮我找辆出租车， 我或许会留电话号码给你 We've got to rush, but help me find a cab and I might give you my number.
I have. it's not gonna happen.
- 嗨 - 嗨 Hi. Hi.
- 那谁…？ - 她刚和杰伊… Where's... She and Jay just...
她带他去…我不知道 She took him to... I don't know.
好吧 Right.
我想我最好… Well, I guess I'd better...
如果我跟你讨电话号码会不会是大 错特错？ Would it be very wrong if I asked you for your number?
不会 No.
万一我需要打给你谈些关于… Just in case I ever had to call you about...
资料的事？ Stuff? -
好吧 Okay.
你可不可以…？ Would you...
- 我叫玛丽 - 玛丽 it's Mary. Mary.
好了 Okay.
我以前总认为这手机又老又丑， 但突然它就成我最宝贵的东东了 I thought this phone was old and shit, but suddenly it's my most valuable possession.
你真的喜欢我？ You really like me?
连我的衣服…都喜欢？ Even my frock?
我喜欢你的衣服 I love your frock.
还有我的头发？它的颜色不太… 棕吗？ And my hair? It's not too brown?
我喜欢棕色 I love brown.
- 我的刘海是新剪的 - 这刘海超级完美 My fringe is new. The fringe is perfect. Fringe is the best bit.
玛丽！ Mary!
我们该走了！我叫了辆车，他那 狡猾的朋友想要侮辱我 We have to go! I found a cab and his dodgy friend is about to assault me.
好，我这就来 Okay, I'm coming.
两秒钟 Two seconds.
希望还能再见到你 I hope I see you again.
会的 You will.
好的 Okay. Good.
晚安 Goodnight.
晚安
你领子上的纽扣
你头发的颜色
我想我哪里都可以看到你
我要一直活着
看你在空中舞蹈
怎么回事？ What's happened?
你都干了什么，老可怜？ What have you done, you poor thing?
哦，没事，只是些擦伤 Nothing. It's just a flesh wound.
- 来 - 谢谢 Here. Thank you.
你可能记得，我的剧目今晚开场 You may remember, my play opened tonight.
- 哦上帝，是的，怎么样？ - 很好，很顺利 My God, yes. How did it go? Well. it went well.
可以说是又一杰作诞生了 You could tell in the room a masterpiece was being unfurled.
- 真的吗？ - 真的 Really? Really.
我想这是最重要的情节… Until, and this is the crucial plot point, I think,
直到主演在剧场里出现大量的忘 词冷场 until the lead actor had the most massive dry in the history of theatre.
- 不，不，不 - 是的，是的 No, no, no. Yes, yes, yes.
他不单单只是忘词，临场发挥都 没有… He didn't just forget his lines. He forgot his lines to the extent
在话剧艺术的编年史上还从未出 现演员忘词的现象 that no actor has ever forgotten their lines before in the annals of dramatic art.
观众们不会说“伟大的杰作诞生 了…” The reviews won't say "Major masterpiece gets unveiled",
他们会说，“主演得了老年痴 呆” they'll say, "Major actor gets Alzheimer's."
- 真不幸 - 这么说还算轻的 it's a disaster. Is an understatement.
原本是场泰坦尼克号…只可惜没 有幸存者 It's the Titanic of play openings, but with no survivors.
没有女人、小孩… No women, no children,
甚至没有凯特温丝莱特 not even Kate Winslet.
全死了 All dead.
- 好了，我看我还能做些什么 - 什么意思？ Okay. I'll see what I can do. What does that mean?
你要干什么？打电话给伦敦的每 位批评家，然后替他们吹箫… What are you gonna do? Ring up every critic in London and offer them a blow job
好让他们可以忽略我们冷场长达 半小时… if they ignore the fact that we sat in total silence for half an hour
坐等一个痴呆去记起来只言片语 台词的事实？ waiting for a moron to remember one single line?
不是的 Not quite that.
你好 Hello.
你好，汤姆先生，我是哈利的朋 友，台词记得怎么样了？ Hello, Sir Tom. I'm a friend of Harry's. How's it going with the lines?
不好意思，“台词”是什么意 思？ I'm sorry, what do you mean "the lines"?
你知道的，真正上场的时候，有 些台词比较复杂… It's just, you know, in the court scenes, some of those lines are pretty complex.
我只是认为或许你有必要… And I just thought maybe it might be worth, you know,
在上场前再看多一眼台词，就算 是温习一下 having one last look at the lines before you go on. A little refresher.
滚开 Fuck off out of here.
你这个疯子，出去！蠢蛋，快点！ You arsing lunatic. Get out! You ginger twerp. Go on!
惠顾一些… Patronising piece of...
接下来是辩护方 And now the Defence.
我已经…过够了烦人的日子… I have lived many weary years...
- 不错 - 但是从未… it's brilliant... but never,
浪费这么长的时间… in that long catalogue of wasted time,
去看正义遭遇诸如此类的践踏及 流产 have I ever seen such an atrocious miscarriage of justice.
起诉方还有什么要补充的吗？ Do the Prosecution have anything final to add?
抱歉，不好意思，抱歉 Sorry, excuse me. Sorry.
起诉方还有什么要补充的吗？ Do the Prosecution have anything final to add?
Psst!
各位… Gentlemen...
各位… Gentlemen,
对于今天的庭审我严阵以待… I regard today's proceedings with the utmost gravity.
不过… Nevertheless,
希望我们大家明白一件… let us be clear of one
简单却又重要的事… simple and salient thing.
那就是… It is the life
一个罪恶之人的人生！ of a guilty man!
有个演员看上去像睡着了一样… One of the actors appeared to have actually fallen asleep...
还有个小蠢蛋半路走了出来， Here's the little prick who walked out halfway through.
你错过了最精彩的一幕，你这个小 You missed the best scene, you little twerp.
抱歉 Sorry.
你感觉这舞台布置得怎么样？ What did you think of the set?
- 我认为很不错 - 真的吗？我不那么认为，太暗了 I thought it was incredible. Did you? I didn't. Too brown.
玛丽！ Mary!
哦，不 No.
她不见了 She's gone.
今晚早些时候有两个女孩，其中 一个超漂亮的 Two girls in earlier tonight. One of them the prettiest girl in the world.
另一个有点像是站街妹，你有记 下她们的名字吗？ The other one like a sort of nice prostitute. Did you get their names?
有，她们走了一会儿了，让我看 看 Yes. They left a while ago. Let's see.
不，我想她们没有提前预约，并 且显示的是现金付款 No, I'm afraid they were walk-ins and it appears they paid by cash.
- 对不起，先生 - 好吧，好可惜 Sorry, sir. That's okay. That's fine, it's brilliant.
我完蛋了，很谢谢你 It's just the end of my life. Thanks so much.
打起精神来，老弟 Cheer up, mate.
你现在是跟英国现存最棒的剧作 家住在一起 Apparently, you're living with Britain's greatest living playwright.
我不总是看这些，但是我抗拒不了 I don't usually read them, obviously, but I couldn't resist this one.
哈利查普曼发现天才的罪恶 "Harry Chapman found guilty of genius."
- 我得出去，就现在 - 为什么？ I have to go out. Right now. Why?
她喜欢凯特摩斯 She loves Kate Moss.
马利奥特斯蒂诺凯特 谁？
如果周一是忧郁的，我无所谓
周二、周三是灰暗的
周四，我不在乎你
周五，我坠入爱河
周一你可以崩溃
周二，周三伤了我的心
哦，周四还未开始
周五，我坠入爱河
周六，等待
周日总是来得很晚
但是周五，从未犹豫
谢谢你陪我，凯蒂 Thanks for keeping me company, Kittle.
又没有其他事可做 Nothing better to do.
吉米怎么样？ How's Jimmy?
- 把我甩了 - 别闹了 Dumped me. Not again.
- 工作呢？ - 他们炒我鱿鱼了 And work? They've sacked me.
白痴 Idiots.
- 咖啡？ - 谢谢 Coffee? Please.
我刚发现这只猫，看到没有？ I've only just noticed this cat in this picture. See that cat?
我看到了，很不错 I do see that cat. It's very good.
哦，上帝 My God.
- 哦上帝！ - 怎么了？ My God! What?
是她 It's her.
是她！ It's her!
就是她！ That's her!
Shh!
快去啊 You go, girl.
不好意思 Sorry.
- 嗨 - 嗨 Hi. Hi.
你还好吗？ How are you?
我…我很好 I'm... I'm fine.
能见到你真是太好了 It's so good to see you.
我们之前从没见过 Um... We've never met before.
哦，不，该死 No, fuck.
- 不，我们当然没见过 - 没有 No, of course we haven't. No.
不好意思，我想你是认错人了 Sorry, I think you've mistaken me for someone else.
不，不，不 No, no, no.
你叫玛丽 Your name's Mary.
真不可思议 That's distinctly weird.
你是怎么知道的？ How do you know that?
你长得像玛丽 Well, you look like a Mary.
- 这话怎么说？ - 我妈妈也叫玛丽 In what way? My mum's called Mary.
我长得像你妈？ I look like your mother?
不，你要漂亮得多 No. You're much prettier.
- 顺便说一下，你的刘海很漂亮 - 哦上帝，这是刚剪的… It's a nice fringe, by the way. God, it's new and
- 可能太短了，但是… - 不 probably too short but... No.
哇哦，谢谢… Well, gee, thank you and
很高兴见到你 listen, it was really nice to meet you.
我该走了，因为我朋友在等我， 并且… I should probably go because my friend's waiting for me
你对我来说就是个陌生人 and you're a, you're a total stranger.
- 完全陌生 - 是的，这的确很疯狂 Total stranger. Yeah, it's crazy stuff.
- 是的，有点 - 好吧 Yeah, kind of. Okay.
- 再见，玛丽 - 再见 Bye, Mary. Bye.
哦，不 No.
- 怎么样？ - 我逊毙了 How did it go? It was very poor.
- 真的逊毙了 - 你得再去试一次 Very poor indeed, yeah. You gotta go again.
- 你可以的 - 第二次尝试 You can do it. Take two.
她总是…看起来与众不同 She just always... She always looks different.
不好意思，又是我 Sorry. it's me again.
- 嗨 - 抱歉 Hi. Sorry.
乔安娜，这位是… Joanna, this is...
- 蒂姆 - 你好，很高兴见到你 Tim. Hello. Nice to meet you.
蒂姆是个陌生人，他妈妈也叫玛丽 Tim is a total stranger whose mother's name is Mary.
刚才在这里我错把玛丽当成其他 人了，很不可思议 I just had a weird experience with Mary here of thinking she was someone else. But she wasn't.
我想我是否可以…跟你们一起走 走… But I just wondered if I could walk round with you
因为我妹妹凯蒂就要走了… for a while because my sister Kit Kat is about to leave...
是的 Yeah.
- 再见 - 还有… Bye... and...
那个… And so,
我一个人会很孤单 I'm about to be quite lonely.
我想我们可能不可以 Right. Well, I think we should probably say no.
哦，不可以，是的，不过，他的 笑容很美… No, yes. But on the other hand, he's got a quite nice smile
并且，头发也不错 and sort of, you know, fun hair.
耶 Yeah.
好吧 All right.
但你必须保证你不是以下这些情 况： But you have to promise that you are not one of the following things.
- 第一：精神失常 - 好 One, a lunatic.
不是 Yeah. No.
二：恋刘海癖患者 Two, a fringe fetishist.
我只是凯特摩斯的头号男性粉 丝 I'm just Kate Moss's number one male fan.
- 哦上帝 - 真的吗？ God. Really?
上帝，是的 Yeah. God, yeah.
你是否同意她的生涯带有传奇色 彩？ Do you agree that the magic of her lies in her history?
拿她早期拍摄的不拘礼节的照片 跟这些东西相比，你会发现 That the informality of her early shots compared to this stuff so you just always know
尽管高端时尚，她还是海边那个 放肆的平淡裸女 that, despite the high fashion, she's still just that cheeky normal naked girl on the beach?
我举双手赞同，说得没错，我超 级同意 Couldn't have put it better myself. That's absolutely it. I agree with that profoundly.
- 牛奶？ - 是的 Milk? Yes.
- 糖？ - 不要 Sugar? No.
- 男朋友？ - 是！ Boyfriend? Yes!
不，不，你没有男朋友 No. No, you don't have a boyfriend.
我看起来像没有男朋友吗？ Do I not look like I'd have a boyfriend?
- 我看起来像永远找不到男朋友的 吗？ Do I look like I'd never get a boyfriend? No.
That's the rudest thing I've ever heard.
我不是那个意思，我只是不希 望… I didn't mean it like that. I just didn't expect...
是刚结交的男朋友吗？ Is it quite a new boyfriend?
是的 Yes.
就是他，鲁珀特 There he is. Rupert.
- 哦，是的，他超帅 - 鲁珀特？! Yes. He's so cute. Rupert?
嗨，各位 Hi, guys.
很抱歉我来晚了，因为陪我老爸 Sorry I'm late, with my dad.
嗨，鲁珀特 Hi, Rupee.
卢比？ "Rupee"?
这是蒂姆… Well, this is Tim and
我们也不认识他 we don't know him at all.
嘿，我想待会儿我们可以看场电 影 Hey, I was thinking we could take in a film after this.
- 买些爆米花，共享一杯可乐， 依偎在一起 Get some mixed popcorn, share a Coke,
snuggle. Okay.
好的 Okay.
你们两个什么时候认识的？ When did you two meet? Exactly?
其实就在一周前 Well, it was only a week ago, actually.
发展有点儿快，对吗？狗狗脸？ It's all been a bit of a whirlwind, hasn't it, poochy face?
我得告诉你在别人面前什么能说什 么不能说 I'm gonna have to teach you what you can and can't say in front of people.
- 不能说“狗狗脸”? - 不能 No "poochy face"? No.
不，绝对不能 No. Definitely not.
快点，再讲多一些你们初次相遇 的细节？ Come on, then. More details about this wonderful first meeting?
好的 Okay, okay.
那是…乔安娜？ It was, um, what... Joanna?
- 6月17号 - 乔举办一个小型派对 June 17th. And Jo was having a little party.
简直就是人间炼狱，多谢上帝是 鲁珀特救了我 A living hell from which Rupert, thank God, rescued me.
这个可怕的派对在哪里举办的？ And where was this terrible party?
我的一个艳场 My brothel of a flat.
- 问题是具体地址在哪里？ - 你是侦探吗？ Which is where, though? That's the question, isn't it. What are you, a detective?
不，抱歉，我刚有一个视觉想 象，我很喜欢想象 No, sorry, I've just got a very visual imagination. I like to imagine stuff completely.
考特菲尔德花园26号，SW5，大 约八点半 26 Courtfield Gardens, SW5. Around 8:30.
着装标准：性感，这样够了吗？ Dress code, slutty. Will that do?
当然，但是我想知道你什么时候 到的？鲁珀特，是早到还是迟 Absolutely, yes. Although I am wondering when you got there, Rupert. Early, late?
我想是准时到的，真爱的呼唤 On time, I think. True love was calling.
哦上帝 God.
我感觉有点不舒服，可能是因为 松饼，不能相信蓝莓 I actually feel a bit sick now. Just these muffins, I think. Never trust a blueberry.
我马上就回来 Okay, I'll be back in a tick.
你们两个真是一对佳人 You two are such a lovely couple.
- 有点奇怪 - 哦，他真可爱 Bit weird. He's cute.
- 我喜欢他 - 我也是 I like him. Yeah, me too.
洗手间 楼梯
哦，你好，我认识你吗？ Hello. Do I know you?
不，不，不，我是玛丽的朋友 No, no, no. I'm a friend of Mary's.
她还有其他朋友？天哪，你吓到我 了，不过很不错 She has another friend? Gosh, you amaze me. But hooray.
哦，热狗？ Ooh. Hotdog?
- 花了我很长时间，我自己做的 - 哦，谢谢 Took me hours. Made them myself. Thanks.
好恶心，火候不够 Disgusting. Totally undercooked.
待会儿见 See you later.
我们何不上楼去？那里安静些 Why don't we go upstairs, it's a bit quieter?
- 嗨 - 嗨 Hi. Hi.
我叫蒂姆 I'm Tim.
玛丽 Mary.
我妈妈也叫玛丽，我们先不要谈 这个 That's my mother's name. Let's not get into that.
我知道这样很莽撞，但是… Um... I know this is forward but
你的表情告诉我，你感觉这个派 对就像是人间炼狱 your face tells me that you're finding this party to be a living hell.
所以，我想，你是否愿意跟我去 吃点东西？ So, I just wondered if you might come and have a bite to eat with me instead?
就现在 Right now.
- 你说什么？ - 我应该三思而后行 I'm sorry? Obviously, I should have thought this through more.
那我们来聊聊凯特摩斯 Let's talk about Kate Moss.
我…喜欢凯特摩斯 I love Kate Moss.
我向来认为，提到她，最关键的就 是她的生涯… I always think the key thing with her is the history,
你知道的，拿她之前不拘礼节的 照片跟高端时尚相比… you know, the informality of her early shots compared to high fashion stuff
你还是会认为她始终如一… so you always know that underneath she's still just the same
还是海边那个放肆的平淡裸女 cheeky normal girl naked on the beach.
The beach.
我完全同意你的看法 I agree with you completely.
如果我们现在离开，将不单单只 是个开始 If we leave now then we can have, you know, more than one starter.
哦
我喜欢你的眼睛 I love your eyes.
还喜欢你脸上的其他东东 And I love the rest of your face, too.
- 不单单是个开始？ - 10个令人吃惊的开始 More than one starter? 10 amazing starters.
- 你先请 - 谢谢 After you. Thanks.
我想对于任何一个派对待10分钟 足以 Ten minutes is long enough for any party, I think.
哦，是的 Yeah.
特别是这个派对 Especially that one.
晚上好 Evening, all.
上帝！真是个白痴！ God! What a dickhead.
是的 Yeah.
你是做什么的？ So, what do you do?
我是一间出版社的审稿人 I'm a reader at a publisher.
不！你靠阅读为生？ No! You read for a living?
是的，说的对，我靠阅读为生 Yes, that's it. I read.
哦，真是太棒了 That's so great.
这就像是有人问“你靠什么为 生？”“靠呼吸为生” It's like someone asking, "What do you do "for a living?" "Well, I breathe.
“我是个呼吸者，我靠呼吸挣 钱” "I’m a breather, I get paid for breathing."
- 你怎么得到这份工作的？ - 好吧，天才…你是做什么的？ How did you get that job? Okay, smart-ass, what do you do?
我是个律师 I am a lawyer.
算是吧 Sort of. Sort of.
好诱人 That's sexy.
- 是吗？ - 我是说我这么认为 Is it? I mean, I think so.
身穿套装，在法庭上拯救别人的 生命，有几分诱人 In a suit, in a court, saving people's lives. Kinda sexy.
算是吧，但是没有阅读诱人 I guess it is. Although it's not as sexy as reading.
坐在办公室里，一把小座椅…读 文章 Sitting there in an office, in a little chair reading.
好，停 Okay, stop. Ooh!
先打住，先生，因为有很多书提 交到我们出版社 Just wait right there, mister, because a lot of books get submitted to my publisher.
- 所以那工作责任重大 - 我猜也是 So it's an immense responsibility. I bet it is.
但是当你平常读书时… But when you do normal reading,
会不会因为你的工作而变得索然 无味？就像卖淫女一样 is it ruined because it's your job? You know, like prostitutes?
我总是担心她们不再做卖淫女时 会不会也不再喜欢做爱 I always worry that when they stop being prostitutes that they can't enjoy sex any more.
- 你总是担心这些？ - 不，偶尔担心 You always worry about that? No, I sometimes worry about it. Good. Okay.
好吧，正因为有人总是担心才会 成为让人担心的问题 Because someone who always worried about that would be a bit of a worry.
- 你读报时，你会不会想“哦， 该死，这是工作”? When you read a newspaper, do you think, "Forget this, it's work"? Have you interviewed a lot of prostitutes?
你看菜单时，会不会想“不，我 不看这个，除非你付我钱” When you read a menu, do you think, "No, I'm not reading this, unless you pay me hard cash."
你需要访问多少个卖淫女才能解 决这个问题？ How many prostitutes will you need to talk to before this issue is solved?
你有计划去东欧和泰国吗？ Are you planning to head to Eastern Europe and Thailand?
你可以送我上车吗？ Um... Would you like to walk me to my car?
- 当然，为什么不？ - 好的 Yes. Why not? Okay.
听起来是个好主意 Sounds like a good idea.
- 你呢？ - 我有三个哥哥 What about you? Yeah, I have three older brothers.
- 哦上帝 - 是的 God. Yeah.
他们都在哪儿？ Where are they?
你身后 Behind you.
你是不是很烦恼停车？ Did you have trouble parking?
- 什么？ - 你的车停得有点远 Pardon? It's just such a long way to your car.
我的车其实就停在我家外，我搭车 去参加派对的 Well, my car's actually parked outside my house. I got a lift to the party.
好吧 Okay.
很好，太好了 That's good. That's perfect.
好了 Okay.
我们到了 And here we are.
- 上帝 - 耶 My God. Yeah.
车，房子，房子，车 Car, house. House, car.
这种感觉很棒 It makes perfect sense.
很顺理成章 It's very logical.
上帝 Christ.
Um...
钥匙！ Keys!
我先去卧室，换上我的新睡衣 I'm gonna go into the bedroom and put on my new pyjamas.
好的 Right.
一分钟后你可以进来把它们脱掉 And then in a minute you can come in and take them off.
如果你愿意的话 If you want to.
一分钟 One minute.
嗨 Hi.
哦上帝，你… God. Are you... Are you okay? Yeah.
- 你没事吧？ - 没事
- 抱歉 - 没关系 Sorry. That's okay.
哦，开口在前面 It's a front opener.
- 什么？ - 从前面开 It's a what? It opens from the front.
是的，不，当然 Yeah, no, yeah, of course.
- 谢谢 - 不客气 Thanks. Sure.
哦，好样的 Ooh! Well done.
我保证下次会更好 I'm sure it'll be better next time.
已经很不错了 I thought it was pretty lovely.
对，不，很不错 Right, no, it was really lovely.
事实上，你可以给我一分钟吗？ In fact, can you just give me one minute?
好的 Okay.
嗨 Hi.
危险 Dangerous.
哦，你对文胸很了解嘛 You really know your bras.
我想是的 I like to think so.
好样的，有些人第一次都会手忙 脚乱 Well done. Some people make a real mess of it the first time.
生手 Amateurs.
你可以给我一秒钟吗？ Could you give me one second?
当然 Sure.
我等不及了 I couldn't wait.
哦
天哪 My goodness.
我一生中最美的夜晚 Best night of my entire life. And now I've got a suspicion I'm gonna have
我现在怀疑这会不会成为我一生中 最好的睡眠 the best sleep of my entire life.
一次就够了吗？ So once is enough for my perfect guy?
我想这有点不公平 I'm not sure that's entirely fair.
- 我们迟到了 - 不，没有 We're late. No, we're not.
不会有问题，只是…哦上帝 It'll be fine. it's only... My God.
我会爱你多久
就像你头顶上的星星
Bye.
如果可以会更久
我会需要你多久 Don't worry, you're coming with.
就像需要季节一样
- 我们回家 - 沿着那条小路 I'm taking you home!
我怎么才能抓住你
Bye. Bye. Bye.
只要我是为你而活
No!
不管你说多久
我会爱你多久
就像你头顶上的星星
如果可以会更久
我有坏消息要告诉你 Okay. I have some bad news.
- 你要死了？ - 不，没那么坏 You're dying? No, not that bad.
- 我要死了？ - 不是 I'm dying? No.
我父母来伦敦了，他们过来看 我，马上就到 My parents are in town. They're visiting and they're coming around.
哦上帝，父母？美国父母？ God. Parents? American parents?
- 什么时候？ - 就现在 When? Now.
他们之前有跟我提过，我没告诉 你， They told me and I didn't tell you
我以为他们会取消， 因为他们总是那样，但是这次没有 and I thought they'd cancel because they normally do and they didn't.
- 现在？ - 就现在，所以你应该先穿上裤 Now now? Now now. So you should probably put on some pants.
哦，上帝，好的，好的 God. Okay, okay.
- 不好意思，不好意思 - 他们知道有我这个人吗？ I'm sorry, I'm sorry. Do they know I exist?
知道，我有偶尔提到你，但不是特 别具体 Yeah. I've mentioned something like you, but nothing very specific.
他们比较保守，所以不要穿这样的 裤子 Yeah, they're quite conservative, so maybe not those pants.
好了 Okay. Yeah.
哦上帝，好了 God. Okay.
你可以拖延下他们吗？拖延一下 Could you just stall them. Stall them.
上来吧 Come on up.
- 什么？! - 对不起，他们不喜欢等 What? I'm sorry, they don't like waiting.
- 好吧，我住在这里吗？ - 当然没有 Okay. Do I live here? Definitely not.
- 我们有上床吗？ - 有，但不是口交 Are we having sex? Yeah. But not oral.
- 我不会提到口交 - 好的，不要提 I wasn't gonna mention oral.
这个问题怎么会提到？你能帮我 弄一下吗？拜托 Okay, good, don't. How did you think that was gonna come up? Could you help me with this, please?
不知道，如果真有提到，彻底否认 就是了 I don't know. if it does, just deny it completely.
谁会提出来？你老爸？ Who's gonna bring it up? Your dad?
“蒂姆，最近有为我女儿口交 吗？” "Tim, had any cunnilingus with my daughter recently?"
- 你不会知道的 - 好吧 Well, you never know. Okay.
- 好，准备好了？ - 是的 Okay. Ready? Yeah.
- 他们到了 - 哦，是的 They're there. They are, yeah.
- 对，就在你身后 - 对，是的 Yeah, right behind you. Okay. Right, okay.
- 爸爸！ - 嗨，小甜心 Dad! Hello, sweet.
- 妈妈，嗨 - 嗨，亲爱的 Mom. Hi. Hi, honey.
哦，这是蒂姆 This is Tim.
哈喽，先生，女士 Hello, sir. Ma'am.
我们是不是等你们没有约会的时候 再回来？ Should we come back when you haven't got any company, or...
哦，那会比较难，因为蒂姆其 实…住在这里 Well, that would be quite difficult because Tim actually lives here.
真的吗？跟你？ Really? With you?
是的，但是没有口交，我向您保 证 Yes. Yeah, but no oral sex, I promise you.
你说什么？ I beg your pardon?
不好意思 Excuse me.
蒂姆…可以告诉我们你是哪里人 吗？ So, Tim, tell us where are you from, which part of the country?
他是康沃尔人，那地方超美 He's from Cornwall. Yeah, it's really pretty.
就是稍微有点小，看起来像只鞋 子 It's that little bit right at the end, sort of looks like a shoe.
你是名律师，对吗？ And you're a lawyer, is that right?
是的，他打官司还从来没输过 Yep, that's right. And he never loses.
即使你以为他不会赢，但是他… You don't think he's gonna win, then he just pulls something out of the bag and,
会使出杀手锏，瞬间扭转局势， 稳操胜券 what do you know, he wins again.
你可以亲自回答自己的问题吗？ Do you ever answer any of your own questions?
I...
他当然可以，他向来都是… Yes, he does. Usually he does,
但是今天不行，因为我一直说个 不停，因为我真的很紧张… but not today because I'm doing all the talking because I'm really nervous
我真的很喜欢他，我希望你也会 and I kinda love him and I just... I want you to, too.
哦，亲爱的 Honey.
很抱歉，蒂姆，交给你了 Sorry. Tim. Over to you.
你们继续 Shoot.
- 是的，我想我爸爸… - 我可以再多说一句吗？ Yeah, I think my dad... Can I just say one more thing? Um...
谢天谢地终于结束了 Thank God that's over.
我收到两张国家大剧院的票，你想 一起去吗？ I got given two tickets for the National Theatre tomorrow. Do you wanna come?
哦，不，不要，我要睡一整天 No, so not. I'm just gonna sleep all day.
我不明白，难道去剧院妨碍睡觉 吗？ I don't see why going to the theatre should get in the way of that.
我在观看皇家莎士比亚剧团表演时 睡得都超好 Many of the best sleeps of my life have happened in the Royal Shakespeare Company.
不，你属于另类 No, you take someone else.
我真的很喜欢床而不是剧院 I really like bed and I really hate theatre.
很对 Quite right.
但是周六晚上没人陪同… But what kind of sad act is gonna be free on a Saturday night
将会是何等的凄惨？ with no day's notice?
好 Bravo.
- 哦上帝，是夏洛特 - 谁？ My God. it's Charlotte. Who?
- 我的初恋 - 在哪里？ It was my first love. Where?
那里，“出口”标示下面 There. Under the "exit" sign.
- 那个老女人？ - 不，不是，那个漂亮的白肤金发 - The old woman? - No, not the old woman. The astonishing blonde.
- 黑色头发那个？ - 不，金发，金发碧眼不就是金 The one with the dark hair? No, blonde. Blonde means blonde hair, doesn't it?
下台 Off the stage.
好，呆在那里别动，我说别动！ Okay, you stay there. I mean it, stay!
貌似之前我们有这样站着聊过天
夏洛特 Charlotte.
哦上帝，蒂姆 My God. Tim.
哦，能见到你真是太好了 How fabulous to see you.
哇哦，我… Wow. I... This is my girlfriend Tina.
这是我女朋友蒂娜
不，哦… No.
真是太好了，你好，蒂娜 That is so brilliant. Well, hello, Tina.
为什么是太好了？ Why is it brilliant?
生活中总有些时候会给你留下伤 疤 Well, you know. There are certain moments in your life that scar you for life.
夏洛特拒绝我就是其中一次，但 是… Charlotte's rejection of me was one of those moments,
现在我知道她有了个“女朋 友”，心里的石头终于落下了 but now I know she's got a "girlfriend", well, that's just a huge burden suddenly lifted off my mind.
我可以再次确定自己是个异性恋 I can be a confident heterosexual all over again.
不是“那种”女朋友 Not that kind of girlfriend.
什么？ What?
你以为我是同性恋？ You think I'm gay?
不 No.
不，当然不是，不，只是女性朋 友 No, of course not. No. it's girl friend.
是的，不是，哇哦 Yes. No. Wow.
是的，只是女性朋友，这你很清 楚 Yeah, friend who is a girl, which you so clearly are.
我要去找我的男朋友了，是个男 孩… I'm just gonna go and get my boyfriend, who is a boy...
哦上帝，蒂姆 My God. Tim.
见到你真是太好了，瞧瞧你，哇 哦 How lovely to see you. Look at you. Wow.
- 这是我的女朋友蒂娜 - 哦 This is my girlfriend Tina.
你好，蒂娜，尽管你很小心 Hello, Tina. Although you should be a little careful with that, by the way.
但是我们很多人还是会把“女朋 友”误解为“同性恋” There are still quite a lot of us old fashioned types about who interpret "girlfriend" as meaning "gay".
所以如果你说蒂娜是你女朋友， 别人会以为你是“同性恋” So if you say that Tina's your girlfriend, people will assume that you're "gay".
我是“同性恋” I am "gay".
你吗？ Are you?
有什么问题吗？ Do you have a problem with that?
不，没有，我喜欢 No, I don't. I love that stuff.
我要去… I'm just gonna...
哇哦 Wow.
我刚碰见三年前伤了我心的那个 女孩子 I've just seen the girl who broke my heart three summers ago.
- 那我们去打个招呼 - 不，旧事不要重提，拜托 Let's go say hello. No. Best let sleeping dogs lie. Come on.
我人生中最棒的夜晚，我喜欢这 里，如此熙熙攘攘，充满色彩 Best night of my life. I always love this area. It's so bustling and I mean those pictures, full of colour.
来到这里我就很高兴… Just makes me so happy when I'm round here, all the colour... Tim.
蒂姆
- 哦，夏洛特！ - 蒂姆，见到你真是太好了 Charlotte! Tim, how lovely to see you.
真是个惊喜 What a surprise.
哇哦，这是我女朋友，蒂娜 Wow. Sorry. This is my girlfriend, Tina.
- 她是个同性恋 - 闭嘴 She's gay. Shut up.
- 你好，蒂娜 - 瞧你！ Hello, Tina. Look at you!
你离开康沃尔后就没再见到你了 It just never even occurred to me you existed outside of Cornwall.
我们要去吃晚餐，不过顺便逛逛 也不错 We're about to go and get dinner, but it would be great to hang out sometime.
- 我也喜欢 - 带我向小凯蒂问好，她还好 Yeah, sure. I'd love that. Send my love to little Kit Kat. How is she?
她还好，她不喜欢伦敦… She's okay. She's not finding London totally easy actually.
- 吉米说他偶尔会去看她 - 真的吗？什么时候？ Right. Well, Jimmy says he sees her sometimes. Really? Since when?
你知道的他们总是牵扯不清 You knew there was always something there.
不好意思，你？ Sorry, you are?
- 我还好，谢谢 - 她是说你叫什么名字 Very well, thank you. Well, she means your name.
- 罗杰 - 不，不是 Roger. No, it's not.
不，不是，是罗里 No, it's not. it's Rory.
- 很高兴见到你，罗里 - 彼此彼此 Nice to meet you, Rory. Yeah.
不好意思，我们得走了 Right. Sorry, we should get going.
- 真的很高兴见到你，后会有期 - 彼此彼此 It was really great to see you. I'll see you soon. You, too. Yeah.
再见 Bye.
上帝，她好漂亮 God, she is beautiful.
真是太漂亮了，如果你跟她做 爱，你必死无疑 She's so beautiful, if you had sex with her, you'd die. You'd just die.
解开她的上衣，看见她的乳房，你 的眼睛就会爆炸 You'd open her shirt, see her breasts and your eyes would explode.
你就得瞎着眼跟她做爱，然后你 就会死 You'd have to have sex with her blind. And then you'd die.
你应该注意到她没有给我电话号 码… You notice she didn't give me her number...
我告诉蒂娜让她自己去吃晚餐 了，你饿吗？ I told Tina to go have dinner on her own. Are you hungry?
- 当然 - 太好了 Yeah. Of course. Great.
再见，罗杰 Bye, Roger.
哦，好的 Yeah, excellent.
- 再次谢谢这场话剧，真是太成功 了 Thanks again for the play. Triumph. Where do you wanna go?
你想去哪里就去哪里 Well, wherever you like really.
难以抗拒 I can't compete.
你知道的… You know,
我开始认为是我们浪费了那个暑 假 I'm starting to think we slightly wasted that summer holiday.
如果我们可以穿越时空… If we could travel back in time,
或许我不会说不 maybe I wouldn't have said no.
我… I'm...
我就住在附近 I'm just staying round the corner.
你可以送我回家吗？ Can you walk me home?
可以 Yeah.
- 可以？ - 当然，可以 Yeah? Yeah, of course, yeah.
好了…我们到了 Well, here we are.
里面会… It's a lot nicer
更漂亮 inside.
我想肯定是 I'm sure it is.
- 所以…？ - 所以… So... So...
那么… So...
那么… So,
很高兴… lovely
见到你，夏洛特 to see you, Charlotte.
多美的夜晚，很高兴，但是我 得… What a night. Total joy, but I've gotta
回去了… get back
因为我还有很重要的事情要做，就 现在 because there's something very important that I have to do. Right now.
不好意思
醒醒 Wake up. Wake up. What?
- 醒醒 - 怎么了？
玛丽 Mary.
你可以…嫁给我吗？ Would you like to marry me?
Shh.
别这么自私，我在睡觉，真差劲 Don't be so selfish, I'm sleeping. it's bad.
对 Right.
那好吧 That went very well.
醒醒 Wake up.
干嘛呀？ What?
醒醒，我们来谈谈 Wake up. Come and have a chat.
为什么？ Why?
我有很重要的事要问你 I've got something important to ask you.
不能等到明天早上吗？ Can't it wait till morning?
不能 Not really.
但是我睡得正好 But I'm so comfy.
我正在做美梦 I was having the loveliest dream.
什么事？ What is it?
为什么放着音乐？ Why is there music on?
这跟我想问你的问题有关 It's got something to do with what I want to ask you.
等等 Wait a minute.
浪漫的音乐 Romantic music.
那你应该有很重要的问题 Guy with important question.
你下跪了？ Are you on your knees?
下跪 On his knees.
是不是话剧超无聊你才决定向我 求婚的？ Were you so bored in the play you decided to ask me to marry you afterwards?
是吧？
类似吧 Something like that.
是的，的确是这样 Yeah. Exactly that.
那… In fact,
你肯嫁给我吗？ will you marry me?
你有什么想法吗？ Any thoughts on the answer?
“愿意或不愿意”?“滚出我的生 活，窝囊废”，这些都有可能 "Yes?", "No?", "Get out of my life, loser.", they're all possible.
我想我会选择… I think I'll go for
“我愿意” "yes."
谢谢你向我求婚 Thank you for asking me.
谢谢你没有像别人那样在众目睽 睽之下… And thank you for not going for one of those melodramatic proposals
戏剧性地向我求婚 with lots of people around.
我不喜欢有别人在场 I hate other people.
我也是 Me, too.
耶 Yeah.
我去关掉收音机 I'm just gonna turn off the radio.
好的，好主意 Okay. Good idea.
谢谢，各位，不好意思，她有点 累了 Thanks, guys. Sorry, she's a bit tired.
但是… But we really appreciate it. Can you go?
我们真的感激不尽，你们可以走 了吗？
哇哦！ Wow!
真是太漂亮了 That's so beautiful.
我想我们或许不能呆在同一个房 间 I don't think we'll be staying in the same room, somehow.
哦，真的吗？ Really?
如果他们让你喝茶，拒绝就好 If they offer you tea, just say no.
- 哈喽 - 妈，这位是玛丽 Hello. Mum, this is Mary.
- 玛丽！ - 嗨 Mary! Hi.
- 上帝，你真漂亮 - 哦，不，我只是… Good Lord, you're pretty. No, it's just
我只是涂了很多睫毛膏和口红 I've got a lot of mascara and lipstick on.
让我瞧瞧 Let's have a look.
哦，是的，很好 Yes. Good.
女孩子太漂亮了也不好 It's very bad for a girl to be too pretty.
那样会影响她没有幽默感，或是 没有个性 It stops her developing a sense of humour. Or a personality.
茶？ Tea?
- 我喜欢喝茶 - 哦，上帝，一天全泡汤了 I'd love a cup of tea. Christ, that's the whole day gone.
她是贵客，不要用有裂纹的杯子 She's a very special guest. Cup without the crack.
- 打水漂 - 他这么高的时候就开始玩这 Skipping stones. They've been doing this since he was about this high.
你的不足是什么？我的意思是， 你的小弱点 And what are your faults? I mean, little weaknesses.
哦…
我… I...
我很没有安全感 Well, I'm very insecure.
不错 Sweet.
并且有时候我脾气不好 Okay. I've a very bad temper sometimes.
这很重要，你有什么办法让一个 家伙对你唯命是从？ Crucial. How else are you gonna get a fella to do what you want?
哦，当然，我… And, of course, I have...
- 对于你儿子我有个弱点 - 我也是 I have a weakness for your son. So do I.
最好不要告诉他，别让他太骄傲 But best not to tell him. Don't want him getting cocky.
Pow!
没有球我会很棒 I'm so good without the ball. Pow!
- 你认为她怎么样？ - 我喜欢她胜过喜欢你了 What do you think of her? I like her more than you already.
哦，瞧，我忘了这个，吉米丰 塔纳的“大千世界” Look, I'd forgotten this. Jimmy Fontana Il Mondo.
由一位头上像是顶着死獾的意大 利人录制的绝棒唱片 Greatest record ever recorded by an Italian who looks like he's got a dead badger on his head.
- 你搞到这个唱片集了 - 是的！ And you've got the album. Yes!
仔细看一下这个！ Check out those specs!
快，来一局！就现在 Come on, on with the game! Right.
多离奇的一场比赛，第一次父与 子… And what an extraordinary game this is. For the first time a father and son
在世界乒乓球决赛中一决高下， 并且他们都不是中国人 are playing each other in the World Table Tennis Final and neither of them are Chinese.
世界级老冠军和他的儿子，有活 力的英国乒乓球才俊的精彩比赛 Tremendous play from the old World Champion and his son, the first openly ginger British table tennis player
但是貌似这个年轻人要顶不住 了，他眼里泛着泪花 but there are signs the youngster's beginning to crack. There are tears in his eyes. There are not!
- 绝不可能！ - 马上就见分晓！ There soon will be!
嘿 Hey.
嘿！我不知道你在这里 Hey! I didn't know you were here.
是的，我随意造访 Yeah. I just popped down for a while.
哦，好吧 Okay.
工作怎么样？ What about the job?
哦，你来多久了？ So how long have you been here?
两三个星期 Couple of weeks.
天哪，在伦敦生活得怎么样？ Gosh! So, life in London...
超级糟糕 Horrid.
好吧 Okay.
玛丽来了吗？ Is Mary here?
是的 Yes.
- 在哪儿？ - 楼下 Where? Downstairs.
你温柔些 You be gentle.
温柔些！ Be gentle!
小心！ Careful!
很高兴见到你，我想留个好印 象… Yeah, nice to see you, too. I'm trying to make a good impression...
是的，你留的印象不错 Yeah, you make a good impression.
好了，不好意思打扰下 Right, sorry. Sorry.
我有个很重要的消息要宣布 I've got an important announcement to make.
好让人兴奋 Exciting.
我们决定了，经过考虑，我们决 定结婚了 We've decided, after a little bit of thought, to get married.
好棒的消息 That's wonderful news.
你要跟谁结婚？ Who are you getting married to?
跟玛丽，那边那位 To Mary. Over there.
哦！感谢上帝 Thank God for that.
如果是另一个女孩，那就尴尬死 了，想象一下 Jolly embarrassing if it had been another girl. imagine that.
我们为你们感到高兴 We're so pleased.
哦，不，不好意思 No, sorry. Yeah.
顺便说一下，婚礼得马上举行… By the way, the wedding will be quite soon
因为我们有了小宝宝 because we're having a baby, too.
- 你怀孕了？ - 是的 You're pregnant? Yes.
孩子爸是谁？ Who's the father?
是蒂姆，我希望 Well, Tim, I hope.
感谢上帝，如果是另一个家伙那 就难办了 Thank God for that. Jolly awkward if it had been another fellow.
我们必须今晚就做好决定 We have to decide tonight.
- 决定什么？ - 所有的 What? Everything.
关于我们的婚礼，你只是决定让 我伴着那首意大利怪人 The only thing you've decided about our wedding is that I'm coming down the aisle
唱的什么“大千世界”走下过道 to the sound of some Italian weirdo singing a song called Il Mondo.
- 那首歌超好听 - 我已经明确说了“不行” Excellent song. To which I've said a definitive "no".
要不然这样 So here's the deal.
你做一个决定我脱一件衣服 I will take off one item of clothing for every decision you make.
好的，我有兴趣了，小妞 Okay. You have my attention, young lady.
好的… Right, um,
你想在哪里结婚？ where would you like to get married?
家里，我讨厌其他地方 Home. I'd hate anywhere else.
好的 Okay.
- 哦上帝 - 好的 My God. Good.
- 神父是谁？ - 当地那个满口黄牙连眉的家伙 Who should the priest be? It'll have to be the local bloke with yellow teeth and the massive unibrow.
好 Okay.
那就是说跟海格长得差不多咯 That's a lock for Hagrid.
Um...
- 伴郎呢？ - 该死 Best Man? Damn.
- 伴郎，快点 - 这太难了，这会是两败俱伤 Best Man. Now. No, this is so hard. It's lose-lose you know You piss off all the
你会把大家全惹怒，并且以憎恨 某人收场… ones you don't pick, and you end up hating the one you do pick
因为他会做一超级烂的演讲，把 整天都毁掉 because he makes a bad speech and ruins the day.
- 你想不想看啵啵？ - 当然想 Do you wanna see these puppies or not? Yes, I do.
- 杰伊 - 这是你的选择 Jay. it's your choice.
- 他是我最好的朋友，但他是个 傻子 He's my best friend, but he's a moron. Yeah, he will mess up everything.
- 罗里 - 你确定？ Rory. Sure?
- 不，哈利 - 哈利还可以，我脱咯 No, Harry. Harry it is. Let's do this.
- 罗里，抱歉 - 什么？这是欺骗 Rory. Sorry. What? That's such a cheat.
好吧 Okay, fine.
蜜月呢？ Honeymoon?
在苏格兰起床吃早餐 Bed and breakfast in Scotland.
如果是苏格兰的话，我是不会脱 掉内裤的 I am not taking my pants off for Scotland.
但这是我们所能负担得起的，脱 掉内裤 But it's all we can afford. Take off your pants.
- 不要 - 脱掉内裤！ I will not. Take off your pants!
- 我要去巴厘岛玩两周！ - 脱掉裤子！ I want two weeks in Bali! Take off those pants!
- 你有打算休假吗？ - 没有 Have you planned a break? No.
哦，不！ No! Is that you? It wasn't me.
哦，真好听
是你？
不是我
这是为了你 It's for you.
- 哦，不，我被淋湿了 - 我来，让我来！ No, I'm caught! I've got it. I've got it!
帮帮我！ Help me!
太棒啦！ Yes!
好了，跟我来！ Right, follow me!
天哪！ My gosh!
哦上帝！ My God!
哦，上帝！ God!
这是个玩笑！ It's a joke!
给 Here.
是的，来 Yes, come on.
这边 This way.
哦上帝！ My God!
大家好… Hello,
我是罗里 I'm Rory.
蒂姆邀请我做他的伴郎时，我吓坏 了 When Tim asked me to be his Best Man, I was terrified.
我想最好去找一本关于演讲的 书，就是它 So I thought best thing is to find a book about speeches. And here it is.
上面建议想一些趣闻轶事 And it says think of really funny anecdotes.
的确有一件非常滑稽的事，是在 工作上 And there is a very hilarious story, actually from work.
是个错综复杂的案子，是关于… It was quite a complicated case based on an issue of
离婚后财产的所有权的交叉摊 销… cross-amortisation of ownership of post-divorce properties and, um...
让我先来解释下背景，被告人… Let me just explain the context. The Defendant...
蒂姆邀请我代表伴郎致辞时，我 的第一反应是… When Tim asked me to do his Best Man speech, my immediate reaction was,
“你会付我多少钱，你个臭小 子？我可不是免费的哦” "How much are you gonna pay me, you little shit? "I don't write for free, you know."
这些就是他以前的女朋友们 These were the girls available to him at that time.
“哈喽，女孩们”，这就是他跟 每位的发展程度 "Hello, girls." And this is how far he got with each of them.
我来解释下这个代码，5代表吹箫 Let me explain the code. 5, blow job.
8代表全部插入… 8, full penetrative... and so a toast
为这个房间里…
留着最差劲发型的男人以及最美 的新娘干一杯 to the man with the worst haircut but the best bride in the room.
女士们先生们，蒂姆以及玛丽 Ladies and gentlemen, Tim and Mary.
蒂姆以及玛丽 Tim and Mary.
是我们 That's us.
我希望我有说“我爱你” I wish I'd said "I love you".
你有说，爸爸 You did, Dad.
很含蓄 It was implied.
我想“含蓄”对于结婚大喜日子来 说并不足够好，对吗？ I'm not sure "implied" is good enough for a wedding day, are you?
不，别那样，很好了 No, don't do it, it's fine.
我已经很高兴了，你真的没必要 那么做 I'm so happy with it as it was. You really don't have to.
我要做我想做的，小子，你可以稍 等我一下吗？ I'll do what I wanna do, young man. Will you excuse me for just one moment?
稍后我可能会告诉你们… Later on I may tell you about
蒂姆作为一个男人以及一个乒乓 球玩家的种种缺点 Tim's many failings as a man and as a table tennis player.
但是… But,
首先要说的一件… important first to say the one
很重要的事是…我一辈子… big thing, I've only loved
只爱过三个男人 three men in my life.
我老爸是个冷冰冰的家伙，所以 只有亲爱的德斯蒙德… My dad was a frosty bugger so that only leaves dear Uncle Desmond,
灵乐歌手，以及这个小子 B.B. King, obviously, and this young man here.
对于新人我只有一条建议 I'd only give one piece of advice to anyone marrying.
我们所有人到头来其实都一样 We're all quite similar in the end.
我们都会变老，并且无数遍地重 复同一个故事 We all get old and tell the same tales too many times.
但是试着和一个善良的人… But try and marry someone
结婚 kind.
这就是个不错的男人… And this is a kind man
有着一颗善良的心 with a good heart.
我一辈子没有为什么事… I'm not particularly proud
感到特别骄傲过，但是我很骄 傲… of many things in my life, but I am very proud
做我儿子的爸爸 to be the father of my son.
很抱歉打扰下，请问可以给我签 个名吗？ I'm so sorry to disturb you, but I wonder if I could have your autograph.
不可以 No. No.
我在参加婚礼，是来庆祝这对新 人的… I'm at a wedding, for God's sake. I'm here to celebrate true love not
而不是把我潦草的字签在这张破 纸片上，你好去网上拍卖 scribble my illegible signature on stupid bits of paper that you can flog on eBay
下次婚礼可以戴顶稍微好看点的 帽子 so that at the next wedding you can wear a less hideous hat.
我想你应该见过我梅姨了 I see you've met my Aunt May.
哦，上帝，他们应该贴上名字 God. People should wear name tags.
下一个就是你了，凯蒂 You next, Kittle Kattle.
我可不确定，德斯蒙德舅舅 I don't know, Uncle D.
男孩子都很坏 Boys aren't very nice.
是吗，亲爱的？ Aren't they, darling?
反正我没遇到过好的 Not in my experience.
他们总是要自由，却从不讲付出 They're always taking liberties, not giving much back in return.
- 很美味 - 是吗？ It's yummy. Yeah?
我喜欢你这样说“很美味” I like the way you say 'yummy.'
你有没有希望我们会选一个阳光 明媚的日子？ Do you wish we'd picked another less wet day?
没有 No.
绝没有 Not for the world.
好吧
我们的生活就这样开始了 And so it begins.
会有各种各样的日子 Lots and lots of types of days.
好开心！ Fun!
珀西 Posy.
她就是珀西 Posy she is.
这个世界上最漂亮的女孩 The most beautiful girl in the world.
你想找爸爸，好的，我知道 You want your daddy. Yes, I know.
在那里 Yeah.
当你有了孩子，没人会告诉你会 发生什么事 No one can ever prepare you for what happens when you have a child.
当你看着怀里的宝宝，你知道那 就是你的工作 When you see the baby in your arms and you know that it's your job now.
没人会为爱…还有恐惧做准备 No one can prepare you for the love and the fear.
哦，她真可爱 She's lovely.
你小时候可丑了 You were such an ugly baby.
就像是黑猩猩 More chimpanzee than child.
我记得第一次见到你，我感谢上 帝我们不是去伦敦动物园 I remember the first time I saw you, I thanked God we were in driving distance of London Zoo.
快点，把那小东西传给我，让我 看看她会不会颠动 Come on, hand over the little bugger, let's see if she bounces.
- 我们确定… - 她当然会颠动 Yeah, she definitely will bounce.
- 哦，瞧 - 她什么都会 Look. She can do anything.
- 快瞧 - 哈喽 Look. Hello.
小甜心 Sweetheart.
没人会为爱做准备，你爱的人他 们会自己感受 No one can prepare you for the love people you love can feel for them.
对于那些没有孩子的朋友们的漠 不关心没什么可以做准备的 And nothing can prepare you for the indifference of friends who don't have babies.
- 你想去找杰伊叔叔吗？ - 不，谢谢，这样就好 Do you wanna go to Uncle Jay? No, thanks, it's fine. It's great.
你会震惊自己一下子进入了一个 承担不起的新世界 And it's a shock how quickly you have to move to a new place you completely can't afford.
- 看我们找到了什么 - 看看它是谁？ Look what we found. Look who it is!
- 老公！ - 抱歉 Honey! Sorry.
突然，穿越时空貌似没什么必要 了… Suddenly, time travel seems almost unnecessary,
因为生活的每一个细节都这么充 满欢乐 because every detail of life is so delightful.
他叫什么名字？ What's his name?
- 我想是叫霍勒斯 - 当然 Horace, I think. Of course it is.
对于干亲来说，很重要的一件事就 是：不要买比宝宝小的礼物 Only one important thing for a godfather, I'm told, never bring a present smaller than the child.
哦，闭嘴，你这个自以为是的混蛋 Shut up, you smug bastard.
别担心，我什么都没带，她不会知 道的，她还没有脑 Don't worry, I didn't bring anything at all. She'll never know. Hasn't got a brain yet.
我没想到你会来，哈利，参加小 孩子的派对不像你的作风 I didn't expect to see you here, Harry. Children's party's not exactly your style.
不，玛丽，我被骗了，他们告诉 我这是免费豪饮派对 No, Mary, I was tricked. I was told there would be free booze.
我讨厌小孩子，你知道的 I hate kids, as you know.
- 对了，凯蒂呢？ - 不知道，她说三点左右她会到 Where's Kit Kat, by the way? I don't know, she said she'd be here around 3:00.
你知道的，我们特别为她准备了 紫色杯蛋糕 And you know we got purple cupcakes for her especially.
- 她来了！ - 说曹操，曹操到 Here she is! Speak of the devil, that will be her.
我们等凯蒂姑姑过来 We'll wait till Aunty Kit Kat gets here.
- 嘿 - 吉米 Hey. Jimmy.
我妹妹呢？ Where's my sister?
- 我还以为她在这里 - 没有，她还没来 Thought she was here. No, she hasn't arrived.
不好 That's not good.
什么意思？ What does that mean?
我们今早吵架了，没什么事，但 是她喝酒了，所以… Um... We had an argument this morning. Over nothing, but she'd been drinking, so...
然后她跑出去驾车过来这里… And then she ran out to get the car to come here and
我告诉她在这里等我，所以… I told her to meet me here so...
巴兹鲁赫曼有首歌叫“防晒 霜” There's a song by Baz Luhrmann called Sunscreen.
他说担心未来… He says worrying about the future
很有必要，就像解代数方程时嘴 里嚼着口香糖 is as effective as trying to solve an algebra equation by chewing bubble gum.
人生中真正的困境… The real troubles in your life
总是那些你从未担心过的事情 will always be things that never crossed your worried mind.
发生了什么事？ What happened?
我们干了一仗 We had a fight.
然后… And,
或许我头脑不是很清醒 maybe I wasn't completely sober.
- 她怎么样？ - 不是很好 How is she? Not good.
她什么时候离开你的？从哪里走 的？我要精确的时间和地点 When did she leave you? From where? I want it exact. Exact time. Exact address.
我们到了，不好意思，不好意思 Here we are. Sorry, sorry.
快 Come on.
哦上帝 God.
- 嗨 - 她来了 Hi. There she is.
小宝宝住这里吗？ Does a small baby live here?
是的，她很激动，她在楼下 Yes, and she's so excited. She's downstairs.
生日快乐，珀西 Happy birthday, Posy.
不好意思，我得去接凯蒂 I'm sorry. I had to pick up Kit Kat.
- 我以为她会自己驾车来 - 事实证明她不会 I thought she was gonna drive herself. Turns out she couldn't.
- 她没事吧？ - 稍后告诉你 She okay? Later.
我很担心凯蒂 I'm worried about Kit Kat.
是的，我知道 Yeah. I know.
我们在喝茶的时候她在喝酒 She was drinking wine while we were drinking tea.
吉米对她也不好 And Jimmy wasn't nice to her.
并且她拒绝了紫色杯蛋糕 And she spurned the purple cupcakes.
我们必须做些事情来纠正 We have to do something to fix it.
是的 Yeah.
但是，你知道… But, you know,
如果是纠正，我想或许她会自己 来 if it's gonna be fixed, I think she probably has to do it herself.
或许吧 Maybe.
又或许不会 Maybe not.
亲爱的，发生了什么事？ My darling. What's happened?
你是这世上最棒的，跟我老婆一个 级别，我不明白 You're the best person in the world. You're top equal with my wife. I don't get it.
或许，只是或许… Maybe, just maybe,
我是个失败者 I'm the faller.
每个家庭都多多少少有失败者… Every family has, like, someone who falls,
那些不及格的，跌跌撞撞的… who doesn't make the grade, who stumbles,
那些总是栽跟头的 who life trips up.
或许我就是咱家的失败者 Maybe I'm our faller.
不 No.
不
好，我要告诉你一秘密 Okay. I'm gonna tell you a secret.
但是你必须答应我要保守这个秘 密 And you have to promise to keep it.
- 我们向来对彼此的秘密守口如 瓶 We've always kept secrets. We have?
你答应我永远、永远… You promise you won't ever, ever, ever, ever, ever, ever, ever,
永远，永远，永远都不会说出 去？ ever, ever, ever, ever tell?
好 Yes.
我可以穿越时空 I can travel in time.
为什么我们藏在柜橱里？ Why are we standing in the cupboard under the stairs?
因为我们要回到过去，你要做些不 一样的事 Because we're gonna go back in time and you're gonna do some things differently.
我很喜欢你搞笑的样子 I love it when you're funny.
抓住我的手，闭上眼睛 Grab my hand. Close your eyes.
哦上帝！哦上帝！ My God! My God!
天哪 My arsing God in a box.
你开什么玩笑？我可以回去任何 时候，你却带我回到最烂的派对 You're kidding? I can go anywhere in time and you bring me back to the worst party of all time.
恐怕是这样，走吧 'Fraid so. Let's go.
- 我们有活儿要干 - 什么活儿？ We've got work to do. What work?
确保你不会遇见吉米金卡德 Making sure you do not meet Jimmy Kincade.
快点，这里 Quick, in here.
- 但是他会爱上我！ - 不是这次的话他不会 But he's about to fall in love with me! Not this time he isn't.
这么漂亮的女孩是谁？是珍妮 弗，不是吗？ Who's the pretty looking girl? It's Jennifer, isn't it?
- 是的 - 好狂热 Yeah. Wild!
- 我喜欢你的裙子，珍妮弗 - 谢谢 I like your skirt, Jennifer. Thank you.
好的，我明白了 Right, I get it.
如果他没有遇见我，就会跟别人 上床 If he hadn't met me, he would have just had sex with someone else.
将痛苦扼杀在摇篮里，对吗？ Nip it in the bud?
不好意思，吉米 Excuse me, Jimmy.
- 抱歉 - 我认识你吗？ Sorry. Do I know you?
是的，你认识 Yeah, you do.
并且很熟，不好意思 Very well. Sorry.
这是一开始我就应该做的 And this is what I should have done right at the start.
各位，新年快乐，新年快乐 Happy New Year, everybody. Happy New Year.
回去橱柜里 And back to the cupboard.
真不可思议！ Amazing!
- 现在该怎么办？ - 上帝知道 What happens now? God knows.
我希望你从现在起忘掉那些可恶的 混蛋们，因为他们真的很烂 What I'm hoping is that from this moment on you avoid the sleazy bad guys because they're sleazy and bad.
你什么时候变得这么严肃？ When did you get so serious?
从我差点失去你那一刻起 Since it occurred to me that I might lose you.
做好准备，这或许有点不可思议 Brace yourself, this could be weird.
一切都会改变 Things will have changed.
哦上帝 My God.
- 什么？ - 杰伊 What? Jay.
- 杰伊，杰伊？ - 是的 Jay Jay? Yes.
他…好讨喜，哦上帝 And he's adorable. My God.
好的… Right,
来吧 let's do this.
快点，你们两个 Come on, you two.
你们妈咪刚打开了一包饼干 Mum's just cracked open a packet of biscuits.
- 我有话想跟你说 - 我知道你想说什么 I've got something in mind for you.
- 我知道你想说什么 - 吃个饼干然后过来帮我 I know what you're gonna say. Have a biscuit and come and help me.
把剩下的交给德斯蒙德舅舅 But leave the rest for Uncle D.
其实就只是收拾下 It's just tidying really.
- 你还好吗？我很想你 - 还好 You all right? I missed you. Yeah.
- 你妈妈让我帮她干点活儿 - 好的 Your mum wants me to do some gardening. Okay.
就是收拾下，有点乱套了，看起 来死气沉沉 It's tidying up, it's all a bit out of control. Anything that looks dead, out.
这正是我们要找的，对吗？所有 这些 This is what we're looking for. Okay? All this.
- 死东西 - 瞧这个 Dead stuff. See this.
它们已经被撕裂了，对吧？ They've torn them to shreds, haven't they?
- 怎么样？ - 很顺利 How did everything go? Immensely satisfactory.
好高兴，我要听整个经过 I'm so happy. I wanna hear all about it.
你可以为我们准备晚餐吗？因为 Will you do dinner for us because there's something
有些东西六点前我必须做完， 否则会被炒鱿鱼的 I have to do before 6:00 or I'll get fired?
好的，不胜荣幸 Yeah. I can't think of anything I'd love to do more.
世界上最漂亮的小家伙在哪里？ Okay, where is the most fabulous person in the world?
过来爸爸这里，把吃的弄碎再放 进你的嘴里！ Come to your dad and get mashed up food shoved into your mouth!
哈喽，小家伙 Hello there, little boy.
你先… You just
等一下，我很快就回来 wait there and I'll be back in a minute.
老爸，可以跟你聊两句吗？ Dad, can I have a quick word?
当然可以 Yeah. Sure.
- 我不能回到出生以前，对吗？ - 不可以，我应该告诉过你 I can't go back past the birth again, can I? No. I should have mentioned that.
能出生还好，但是特定的精子在 特定的时间才形成了… You're okay till it comes out but the exact sperm at the exact moment got you this
特别的宝宝，所以，如果你稍有 差池，一切就都不一样了 particular baby, so if you do anything the tiniest bit different, you'll have a different child.
所以，在昨天之前的每一天都会 丢失？ So, every day up 'til yesterday is as it will always be? Lost?
对其他人来说也一样 Just like for everyone else.
好吧，真有意思 Okay. interesting.
我爱你，老爸，我得走了 Tough. I love you, Dad. I've gotta go.
- 回家 - 不 No.
在没有找到办法确保这以后不再 发生之前，我们不能离开这个房 We're not leaving this room until we find a way of making sure this never happens again.
现在能走了吗？ Will you go now?
我必须离开吉米，对吗？ I have to leave Jimmy, don't I?
永远 For good.
还有… And I have to stop drinking.
我必须戒酒
工作不能说不干就不干 And stop leaving jobs.
我必须找一个好心却无趣的人… And I have to go out with someone
约会 nice and boring.
是的 Yay.
还有，你要知道，好心并不一定 无趣 And, you know, nice isn't necessarily boring.
比如谁？ Like who?
马特达蒙？ Matt Damon?
好吧 Okay.
那我会跟马特达蒙约会 I'll go out with Matt Damon.
告诉我，你最近有没有见杰伊？ Tell me, have you seen Jay recently?
你的杰伊？头发黏黏的那个杰 伊？看起来有点像木偶的那个？ Your Jay? What, sticky-up hair Jay? Looks a bit like a muppet Jay?
是的 Yes.
我突然想到他，他可是超迷恋你 He just popped into my head. He's always had a crush on you.
- 真的吗？! - 是的 Really? Yeah.
真不可思议！ Weird!
考虑下约他吃个饭，你有空吗？ Thinking of asking him to dinner. Are you free?
或许吧，可能得先改头换面一下 Might be. Might have to freshen up a bit first.
是的，你看上去好丑 Yeah. You look shit.
- 乔安娜 - 哦，感谢上帝你们回来了 Joanna. Thank Christ you're back.
- 简直就是场噩梦 - 我知道，还好没什么大事 It's been a total nightmare. I know. it's all fine anyway.
- 她在哪儿？ - 这是我一生中最糟糕的夜晚 Where is she? It was the single worst night of my life. Where's Posy?
珀西呢？
她在那里！哈喽！ There she is! Hello!
哈喽！哈喽 Hello! Hello.
亲爱的，你还好吗？ Darling, how are you doing?
我们再要个吧 Let's have another one.
哦，去你的，不要 Screw that. No.
不但疼痛，身材还走样，像个肥肥 That hurt and I got fat. Like fat-fat.
只是胖了一点点，对吗？ Got a little bit fat, didn't she.
告诉妈咪，你想要个妹妹 Tell Mummy you want a sister.
不，告诉爹地，你做独生子很开 心 No. Tell Daddy you're happy being an only child.
幸运的是，我们年轻又粗心大 意，没多久我们便是四个人了 Fortunately we are young and careless and it wasn't long before there were four of us.
真不可思议，珀西莱克，只有三 岁… And this is incredible. Posy Lake, only 3 years old,
就要打破女子10米奥林匹克记录 了 is about to break the women's 10 metre Olympic record.
他们就要成功了，他们成功啦！ 太了不起啦！ They're gonna do it. And here they are, they've done it! Fantastic.
太棒了！你真棒 That was brilliant. You're so good.
终于睡着了 Sleeping right through all that.
可以帮我下吗？我好紧张， Can you help me? I'm so nervous.
我该 穿什么衣服去跟我们的畅销书作 What do I wear for dinner with our bestselling author?
先让我搞定这小魔头，我马上就 来 Let me finish up with the monsters and I'll come right up.
好的，谢谢 Great. Thank you.
来吧 Go again.
好了，这件怎么样？ Okay. How about this?
太漂亮了，搞定，耶 That's gorgeous. Job done. Yeah.
不，认真点，这… No. Take it seriously. it's...
我不知道，不，我很讨厌它 I don't know. No, I hate it.
- 是的 - 很单调，并且… Yeah. it's boring and
让我看上去像…傻子 makes me look kind of lumpy.
不，你说得对，的确很单调很 傻，我也不喜欢 No, you're right. it is boring and lumpy. I hate it.
好，这个怎么样？ Okay. What about this?
不错，搞定 Gorgeous. We did it.
不，太坦胸露乳了 No, it's too breasty.
是吗？ Is it? Okay.
- 好吧 - 不坦胸露乳啊 It's not too breasty.
不，我没穿高跟鞋，看上去就像 站街女 No. I'm not wearing these heels. I look like a prostitute.
- 那就别穿高跟鞋 - 但是咱们腿短 Not high heels, then. But then we have the short legs problem.
那你是想看上去像站街女还是侏 儒？ Well, do you want to look like a prostitute or a dwarf?
警告，这是警告 Warning. That's a warning.
是！ Yes!
不 No.
不！ No!
我喜欢这个 Now that I like.
不，这只是一件裙子的衬裙，坏 家伙 No, I'm just picking up the dress that this goes under. Such a bad boy.
- 这个？ - 不错 This one? Not bad.
- 还是这个？ - 这不是耍人呢嘛？同一件衣服 Or this one? It's a trick question, isn't it? Same dress. No!
不是！
不是？ No?
好吧，我想这个还不错 Okay. I don't think this one's too bad.
是的，很漂亮 Yeah, it's fabulous.
- 真的吗？ - 真的 Really? Yeah.
太好了，好的 Okay. Great. Good.
Um...
这件蓝色的怎么样？ How about the blue one?
- 蓝色那件？ - 是的 The blue one? Yeah.
你第一次穿上的说是又单调又傻 气，实际上并不是这样的，就那 The first one that you tried on that was boring and lumpy, but that wasn't actually boring and lumpy, that one?
- 是的，你喜欢哪件？ - 不知道，我快要疯了 Yeah, which do you prefer? I don't know. I'm actually starting to go mad.
我想我还是喜欢蓝色这件，是的 I think I like the blue one. Okay. Yeah.
好了，好了，还是穿这件去吧 Okay. Okay, let's go with this one, then?
你看上去真漂亮 You look amazing.
- 真的吗？ - 是的 Really? Yes.
好的，谢谢 Okay, thanks.
哦，上帝 God.
珀西呢？ Where's Posy?
我放她在楼下了 I left her downstairs.
放手稿那个房间的门关上了吗？ Not leaving the door open to the room with the manuscript in it?
好像没有 I don't think so.
看着我，看着我的眼睛… Look at me. Look me in
好好跟我谈谈，我的人生完蛋了 And talk me through this. Basically my life is over.
我真的需要出去两分钟，或许一分 钟 I really need to go out for just like two minutes, maybe one.
你敢！ Don't you dare!
不准接！我该怎么办？! Don't you dare answer that! What am I gonna do?
- 我们应该接电话 - 你敢接我就用电话…杀了你！ I think that we should really answer the phone. If you answer the goddamn phone, I will kill you with the phone.
我不接电话，但我真的需要出去下 I won't answer the phone, but I do need to get out.
不，不许出去，不许出去，不 No, no getting out, no getting out. No.
好的，好的 Okay, right.
很抱歉，麦克尤恩先生 Sorry, Mr McEwan.
您的手稿我们大部分都读了，但是 您看，剩下的… We read most of your book but, you see, the rest of it was
被涂鸦或是…切碎了 coloured on or shredded.
是的 Yeah.
我不知道珀西会用那机器，从某 种程度上说这很了不起 I had no idea Posy actually knew how to use that machine. In a way that's impressive.
是谁？有什么可以帮你的吗？ What is it? How can I help you?
哦，玛丽 Mary.
不，没事…抱歉 No, everything... Sorry.
你儿子会解释 Your son will explain.
是你妈 It's your mother.
嗨，妈 Hi, Mum.
不，不，没事，我们… No, no, it's okay. We'll...
我们会过去 We'll come straight down.
好的，再见 Okay, bye.
- 哈喽，亲爱的 - 妈，你还好吗？ Hello, darling. Mum. How are you?
- 实话实说？ - 为什么不？ Honestly? Why not?
我快爆炸了 I am fucking furious.
没有你爸的生活了无生趣 I am so uninterested in a life without your father.
玛丽，来，我们喝点茶 Mary. Come on, let's make some tea.
- 你还好吗？ - 我还好 How are you? Yeah, I'm fine.
- 你吃饭了吗？ - 吃了 Did you eat? Yes, of course.
德斯蒙德 Desmond.
- 你还好吗？ - 我很好，谢谢 How are you? I'm very well, thanks.
尽管有点热 Though a little hot.
你爸爸，我想，不是太好 Your father, I think, is not so well.
癌症 Cancer.
是的 Yes.
我很伤心，蒂姆 I'm very unhappy about it, Tim.
你的婚礼上他说他喜欢我 At your wedding he said he loved me.
- 是的 - 我知道 He does. I know.
那是我一生中最开心的一天 That was the best day of my life.
而今天可能是最糟糕的 So this is probably the worst.
爸 Dad.
哦，看在上帝的份上 For God's sake.
你可千万别 Not you, too.
什么？ What?
凯蒂刚哭哭啼啼地来过，现在又 换做你，你妈都告诉你什么了？ Well, Kit Kat's just rolled up blubbing her eyes out and now you're here. What's Mum been saying?
- 事实真相 - 是的… The truth. Yeah, well,
除了那些呢？ apart from that?
可能是因为吸烟，但是我不能戒， 因为在你们出生前 It may have been the smoking but I couldn't undo that as it was before you were all born.
如果我不是个性感的烟鬼，你妈 是绝对不会跟我约会的 And anyway, your mother definitely wouldn't have gone out with me if I hadn't been such a sexy smoker.
我已经尽早诊断了，但还是太晚 了 I did get diagnosed as soon as possible, but it was too late.
- 我们还有多久？ - 哦，不知道的… How long have we got? You know, it, it could be years.
可能，可能是…
几年
到底是多久？ How long really?
几周，我担心 Weeks, I'm afraid.
我们之前有过这次谈话吗？ Have we had this conversation before?
是的 Yeah.
怎么回事？ What happened?
我宁愿自己失望 I rather let myself down.
我抱住了你 I hugged you.
- 对不起 - 我刚只是想时间的问题… Sorry. I think I just thought with the time thing...
不，我从没说过我们可以矫枉过 正，我绝对没说过 No, I never said we could fix things. I specifically never said that.
生活就是个混杂的口袋，不管你是 谁 Life's a mixed bag, no matter who you are.
看看耶稣，他是上帝的儿子，结果 又如何？ Look at Jesus. He was the Son of God, for God's sake, and look how that turned out.
我知道，但是… I know, but
我有点被骗的感觉 you must see I feel a bit cheated.
不必，事实上，换个角度想，一 个50岁退休… Don't. In fact, feel the opposite. The only people who give up work at 50
身患癌症的时空穿越者，只是想跟 他儿子多打几次乒乓球 are the time travellers with cancer who want to play more table tennis with their sons.
说得对 Right.
所以这是笔交易？ So that's been the deal?
很抱歉打电话告诉你，只是病情突 然加重 I'm sorry we had to call. It's suddenly got very bad.
并且我有很重要的事情要告诉 你，或者，我问你… And I have something very important to tell you. Or, let me check,
你想知道更大的秘密吗？或是你 想像我一样自己去发现？ do you want to know the big secret, or would you rather find it out for yourself like I did?
哦，上帝，还有秘密？ Christ, there's another secret?
没那么戏剧性，但是很重要 Less dramatic. Much more important.
十足的好事 The real mothership.
快，告诉我 No, go on. Tell me.
咱们别磨蹭 Let's save some time.
他告诉我他的快乐秘诀 And so he told me his secret formula for happiness.
计划的第一部分，就是我应该继 续我的日常生活… Part one of the two part plan was that I should just get on with ordinary life,
一天一天地过，就像其他人一 祥 living it day by day, like anyone else.
这是我们修改过后的声明，有做 标注 This is our current statement with a revised paragraph there, highlighted.
哦，鲁珀特，这是你能做的最好 的？ Rupert. Rupert, is that the best you can do?
不，当然不是，我们可以改 No. Absolutely not. We can change that.
第二条款 Item number two.
下午好，先生，您今天是在这边吃 还是带走？ Good afternoon, sir. Are you eating in or taking away today?
- 带走，谢谢 - 没问题 Take away, please. Yeah? No problem.
总共四块两毛四，先生，谢谢 Lovely, that's 4.24 then, please, sir. Thank you kindly.
这是找给您的，先生，总共七毛六 Lovely. And there's your change, sir. 76 pence change.
- 谢谢 - 多谢光临 Thanks. Thank you. Hello there.
Are you eating in or taking away?
你认为被告人约翰维尔贝克有 罪还是无罪？ Do you find the Defendant, John Welbeck, guilty or not guilty of fraud?
无罪 Not guilty.
- 这就是你的结论？ - 是的 And that is the verdict of you all? Yes. Thank you. You may be seated.
- 谢谢，你可以坐下了 - 感谢上帝 Thank God.
被告人无罪释放 Let the Defendant be discharged.
在法庭上要正直 Be upstanding in court.
- 要睡了？ - 是的 Lights out? Yeah.
今天好累 Tough day.
然后是老爸计划的第二部分 But then came part two of Dad's plan.
他告诉我，每天都要切切实实地 再重新来过 He told me to live every day again almost exactly the same.
第一次因为紧张和担心，我们无 法注意到这世界的美好… The first time with all the tensions and worries that stop us noticing how sweet the world can be,
但是第二次…可以感受到 but the second time noticing.
好了，爸爸 Okay, Dad.
开始吧 Let's give it a go.
我们的声明怎么样了？ What's our statement at the moment?
这是修改过的… This is it with the revised...
罗伯特，这上面全都是标注，这 就是你能做的最好的？ Robert, this does not pass. Is this the best you can do?
我交给你们两个去搞定 I'll leave you two to thrash this out.
大混蛋
Ooh.
- 下午好，先生 - 下午好 Good afternoon, sir. Good afternoon.
- 您今天是在这边吃还是带走？ - 带走，谢谢 Are you eating in or taking away today? Take away, please.
- 需要袋子吗？ - 这样就可以 Would you like a bag? That's fine.
六块两毛三，谢谢，祝您开心 Lovely. That's 6.23 then, please. And enjoy the rest of your day.
谢谢，再见 Thank you. Bye-bye.
Hello, there.
- 瞧瞧！ - 什么？ Look around you! What?
- 这间屋子是不是很美？ - 是的 Isn't this room beautiful? Yeah.
加油 Come on.
无罪 Not guilty.
太棒啦！ Fantastic!
我为你感到高兴
这些山里有金子
这么说今天过得不错？ So not such a bad day after all?
不错，是非常好 No. it was pretty good really.
结果是…很棒的一天 Very good day, actually, as it turns out.
那我就放心了… Well, that's a relief,
因为如果你今天过得不好… because if it had been a very bad day,
我想我或许就得跟你做爱来弥补 你 I thought I might have had to have had sex with you to make up for it.
晚安 Goodnight.
今天超级烂 It was a very, very bad day.
真是超级超级烂 It went very, very badly.
我被炒鱿鱼了 I got fired from my job.
我还杀了人 And then I killed a man.
真是糟糕透顶 That is a very bad day.
- 糟透了 - 是的 It's terrible. Yeah.
最糟糕的一天 Like the worst day ever.
我很抱歉 So sorry.
当然，有些日子 很让人伤心… Some days, of course, though, you only want to go through once.
你还好吗？ You okay?
我不信仰干涉主义的上帝
但是我知道，亲爱的，你信仰
我们有做好准备吗？ Right, are we ready for this?
当然没有，可恶的一天 'Course we're not. Hateful day.
给我一分钟 Just give me one minute.
连你的头发都不要碰触
静静地离开你
如果他感觉有必要 会引导你投入我的怀抱
真是太棒了 This is so brilliant.
狄更斯真是太擅长讲笑话了 Dickens is so good on actual jokes, actual gags.
你从哪个时间来？ Where have you come from?
是… It's the...
哦，好吧 Okay.
大日子 Big day.
谢谢你来看我，德斯蒙德舅舅的西 装怎么样？ Thanks for dropping in. How's Uncle Desmond's suit?
哦，一尘不染 Immaculate.
太好了 Excellent.
- 我有没有提到要尼克凯夫的 歌曲送行 Did I mention I wanted the Nick Cave track? It's taken care of.
谢谢 Thank you.
我可以给你读一小段吗？ Can I just read you this one bit?
读吧，我有的是时间 Read away, I've got lots of time.
我想罗马人用鼻子 就可以让别人超级恼火 "I think the Romans must have aggravated "one another very much with their noses.
或许最后他们成了最坐立不安的人 "Perhaps they became the restless people they were in consequence.
不管怎样，伍甫赛先生的 罗马鼻子就超让我恼火… "Anyhow, Mr Wopsle's Roman nose so aggravated me..."
来我的怀里…
主啊
来我的怀里…
主啊
来我的怀里，主啊
来我的怀里
但是我相信爱情
我相信你也一样
并且我相信有条路
我们可以走下去，我和你
所以让你的蜡烛燃烧着
让她的旅途光明一片，她会回 来
永远
来我的怀里，主啊
来我的怀里
对于孩子，你有什么想法吗？ What do you think about the kids?
什么想法？ What about them?
不多，是吗？ Not many of them, are there?
什么？! What?
我是说只有两个 Well, I mean two?
中国人只许生一胎，我们算多的了 It's more than the Chinese are allowed.
我只是想或许，你知道的… I just thought that maybe, you know,
- 是时候要个保险宝宝了 - 什么？! it was time for the insurance baby. What?
万一他们其中一个很聪明，我们可 不想另一个一辈子都自卑 In case one of them is really smart, we don't want the other one to feel stupid their whole life.
如果我们有了第三个宝宝，两个 小蠢蛋还是会很快乐 And if we had a third one, then we could have two happy dummies.
你认为怎么样？ What do you think?
这是我人生中最难的决定 It was the toughest decision of my life.
对未来说“Yes”，就得对我老 爸说“再见”，永远的 Saying 'yes' to the future meant saying 'goodbye' to my dad. Forever.
我们为什么不再等等？ Why don't we wait a bit?
的确 Absolutely.
你说的对 You're right. Yeah.
现在怎么样？ How about now?
或是现在？ Or now?
现在？ Now?
好… Yeah,
好的 okay.
真的吗？ Really?
老爸总是希望我们兄弟姐妹众多 Dad always wished there had been more of us.
所以… So...
但是，我们可能努力了却毫无结果 Anyway, we might try and nothing happens.
是的 Exactly.
很有可能是今晚 Really could be tonight.
我知道去医院的路线，你或许不相 信 And you cannot believe the detail in which I know the route to the hospital.
Yay.
你可以稍等我一下吗？ Will you excuse me for a sec?
必须先下楼 Just have to go downstairs.
现在是17比20，比分很接近… And it's 17-20 in this incredibly tight contest
本场比赛由该比赛史上体格最为 完美的两位运动员参加 being played by the two most physically perfect players in the history of the game.
观众们被年轻运动员所吸引，为老 运动员的辉煌过去所沉迷 The crowd, enchanted by the younger player, are seduced by memories of the older player's illustrious past.
哦上帝，我赢啦 My God, I've won.
我好多年都没赢过了 I haven't won in years.
你终于变强悍了 You finally got good.
什么奖品？当然，除了奥林匹克金 牌 What's my prize? Apart from the Olympic gold medal, of course.
- 一个吻 - 一个吻？ A kiss will have to do. A kiss?
一个吻？!
哦
啊，我明白了 I get you.
这是最后一次？ This is it, then?
最后一次 This is it.
这是我最后一点空余时间了 It's my last bit of extra time.
宝宝马上就要出生了 The baby is completely on the way.
恭喜 Congratulations.
我的儿子 My son.
我的老爸 My dad.
还有什么我能做的吗？你还有什 么想要的吗？ Is there anything at all I can do? Is there anything you want to do?
不知道，有… I don't know. There is this
一件事 one thing.
去散个步 A quick little walk.
彻底违法规则，当然，如果我们 不做任何更改… Totally against the rules, of course, but if we don't change a thing,
如果我们很小心，就不会有什么 危害 if we're very careful, it shouldn't do any harm.
不会有事的 It would be nice.
我很努力了，我很努力了 I'm really trying. I'm really trying.
下来一点 Get down low.
彻底失败 Total defeat.
我累了 I'm tired.
谢谢，爸爸 Thanks, Dad.
所以，对于我的人生我总是有第 一手消息 So I'm almost up-to-date with my story.
像所有的家庭一样，我们习惯了 亲人离世后的生活 As all families do, we got used to life after death.
还好没什么问题 And it was still fine.
所有的一切都重回正轨… And things settled back into their traditional rhythms season after season,
跟以往的一祥 and are much as they have always been.
凯蒂跟以前一样快乐，我们已经 习惯了 And we've got used to Kit Kat being happy again.
并且得习惯她已经为人母的事 实 And then we got used to her being a mum.
尽管不是很好很有安全感的一 个 Albeit not a very good or even safe one.
最后… And in the end,
我想我已经从穿越时空这件事上 学到了最后的教训 I think I've learned the final lesson from my travels in time.
我已经比我爸爸多迈出了一步 And I've even gone one step further than my father did.
好的，我来搞定这些孩子 Okay, I'll do the kids.
不，别担心，我来 No, don't worry. I'll do them.
好吧，你来，你这个懒惰虫 Yeah, you do them, you lazy bum.
事实上，现在我已经不再穿越回 过去了，即使像这样的日子 The truth is, I now don't travel back at all. Not even for the day.
我试着过好每一天，就像我已经 穿越回去那一天一祥… I just try to live every day as if I've deliberately come back to this one day
去享受它…就当它是我非凡却又 普通人生的… to enjoy it as if it was the full final day
最后一天 of my extraordinary, ordinary life.
很多事情…
第一次的时候我不是做的很好
事实上，我也被告诫很多
现在我知道所有的错误、
跌跌撞撞和摔倒都造就了现在的 我
哈喽，你已经慢了，很好，谢谢 Hello, you're down already. That's great. Thank you so much for that.
我们坐进来 And in we go.
在第一次见到可爱的你之前 Posy? Posy!
我在哪里？
现在我每天都能看到她
That's fine.
我知道
这才是我
才是我
最幸运的是
我们人生中的每一天… We're all travelling through time together
都是一起穿越时空 every day of our lives.
我们所能做的是尽全力… All we can do is do our best
品味这个过程 to relish this remarkable ride.
放她进去
对，对，对… Yes, yes, yes...
我想我们是否可以到这里然后左 转…
好的，一会儿见 Okay, I'll see you then.
拜拜 Bye-bye.
待会儿见 See you later.