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怕你上周六不在 In case you weren't there,
我告诉你 I gotta tell ya,
那天晚上的Babylon真的是... Last Saturday night at Babylon was...
挺好的 To die for.
有人能说句话吗 Would somebody please say something?
好吧 那时候很晚了 Okay. so it's late,
我正要离开Babylon And I'm leaving Babylon,
有个帅哥找上我 And there's this really hot guy...
他简直 完美 And he's like, perfect.
多完美? How perfect?
就是完美 Perfect.
后来我把他带回家 And we end up... at my place.
我的工作是帮助有情绪障碍的孩子 So I work with emotionally disturbed kids,
我很喜欢这个工作 And I really love it.
我还是同性恋水球队的队长 And I'm the captain of the gay water polo team.
你真是文武双全 You're really well-rounded.
所以 我们继续爱抚着 So we're making out,
在我脑中想象着他穿国旗泳裤的样子 And in my mind I'm picturing him in a speedo with a flag on it
对了 你去过巴西么 Say, have you ever been to Brazil?
- 没有 - 你去过？ Um, no. have you?
我刚从巴西回来 那里真的太棒了 I just came back. it's fabulous.
我听说有超棒的沙滩 Great beaches, I hear.
是的 Yeah.
还有独一无二的特产 Only, they have these things.
特产？ Things?
寄生虫特产 Parasite things.
它们生活在沙子里 They live in the sand and they sort of...
当你躺在沙滩上 它们就钻到... Burrow themselves right up in there.
他感染了寄生虫 He had them.
巴西海滩的寄生虫 在他的菊花里 Brazilian beach parasites in his ass!
我去 Oh, god!
至少你及时发现了 Well, at least you found out before you got too far.
你呢 What about you?
我们刚要开始 We were just getting started.
麦当娜1991年大尺度MV《Erotica》
感觉像1991年麦当娜的MV I feel like a 1991 Madonna video.
你这个有大一号的么 Um, do you have this in a size larger?
咱麻溜的好吧 Can we hurry this along?
我明早有一对新人要处理 I've got a bride and groom to do in the morning.
你是双性恋? So you're bi?
不 No.
他们死了 They're dead.
车祸 Car crash.
你和一个... You went home with...
殡葬师 An undertaker
我也搞过殡葬师 I fucked an undertaker once.
什么时候 You did? when?
他告诉我有时会把尸体的嘴缝起来 He told me sometimes they sew the mouths shut.
你怎么样Brian What about you, Brian?
你干嘛了 What'd you do?
我很早就回家了 I made it an early evening.
当我死的时候 记住 You know, um, when I go,
不准让他们缝上我的嘴 Promise you won't let them sew my mouth shut?
如果我去了天堂 Because when I get to heaven
Natalie Wood:美国著名女演员 1981年不明原因溺死
遇到Natalie Wood And I meet Natalie Wood
我想问她"Natalie! 我是Emmett I want to be able to say "Natalie! it's Emmett!
那晚到底发生了什么" What happened that night?"
嘿 Hi!
你们是不是该去医院了 Shouldn't you boys be getting to the hospital?
Schmidt Ted Schmidt, Ted.
你们是家属吗 Are you family?
我们是他朋友 Friends.
我们知道他还在昏迷 Uh, we know he's like, in a coma and everything,
我们只是想看看他 We'd just like to be with him for
可以的话陪他一会 A little while, if that's OK
我看一下 I'll see.
护士站 The nurse's station.
我以前还以为是什么电台呢 I used to think it had something to do with radio.
"随时的细心看护" "All nursing, all the time."
你们好 Hello.
我叫Margaret Schmidt I'm Margaret Schmidt.
我是Ted的妈妈 I'm Ted's mother.
如果需要 我可以带你们进去探病 If you need permission to see him, I'll give it.
我相信...他会很高兴的 I... I'm sure he'd appreciate it.
我是Michael I'm Michael.
这是Emmett和Brian This is Emmett and Brian.
我们是Ted的朋友 We're Ted's friends.
他还在昏迷中 He's still in the coma.
看起来就像他小的时候 He looks like he did when he was a boy.
睡着了一样 When he slept.
医生认为他不会醒了 They don't think he'll come out of it.
我坐在他床边 I sat by his bed...
一整晚 All night.
大概早上5点的时候 About 5 o'clock in the morning
我突然意识到 It occurred to me...
爱一个人不见得就一定了解他 Loving someone's not the same as knowing them.
Brian Brian!
Justin Justin?
Justin 你要迟到了 Justin, you're late!
知道了 You're right.
我起来了 起来了 I'm up, I'm up.
你还有十分钟 You got 10 minutes.
我要冲个澡总行吧 I'm taking a shower, okay?
我洗发水没了 I'm out of shampoo.
我拿给你 I'll get you some.
你们认为是谁 Who do you think it was?
我是说...是谁给他的迷药 I mean, who, uh, gave him the drugs?
我打赌是那个Blake I bet it was that guy, Blake,
他整晚都跟着Ted Who was cruising him all night
- 我们该告诉别人吗 - 不行 -Think we should tell someone? - No.
他妈说有情况她会给我们打电话的 His Mom said she'd call us if there was any change.
他是第一个 You know, he's a first.
和我做过的男人中 他是第一个濒临死亡的 The first almost dead guy I sort of had sex with.
你和Ted做过? You had sex with Ted?
你不可能和他做过 You never had sex with Ted.
- 你什么时候... - 算是做了 -When did you have sex with... -Sort of sex.
某个"微鸡交"的派对 At this semi-orgy.
“微鸡交”？啥时候 "Semi"? When?
小肯尼迪总统在1999年7月16日 在空难中逝世
还记得小肯尼迪总统飞机坠落的那个周末么 You know, that weekend that John-John's plane went down?
哦 天哪 电视一直放他没穿上衣躺在沙滩上的镜头 Oh, god. they kept showing him on the beach with their shirts off
我都不知道是该打手枪 还是该痛哭 I didn't know whether to jerk off or weep.
所以...这是事先计划好的？ So did...So did you like, plan it?
就那么发生了 It just sort of happened.
事情总是这样 Things do.
当时在Todd家 还有Scott和Kevin It was Scott and Kevin, the Todds.
Ted把我的税单带给我看 And Ted shows up with my taxes
忽然之间我们就全干起来了 And all of a sudden we're all doing it
并且...他还想干我呢 And... he even tried to fuck me.
他还在里面躺着呢 He's in there!
他的生命就像屏幕上的点 His life's like this dot on a screen.
我们也可能有一天会变成那样 And it could be us.
我们不会的 No, it could not be us.
我们比他有经验 Because we know better.
我们知道不能轻易相信可爱的金发小男孩 We know not to believe pretty little blonde boys
特别是对方说 "这是个好东西" Who tell you that "it's really good shit."
因为他们就会那么一句 Because that's what they all say.
Ted不知道这些 Ted didn't know that.
他不知道嗑药只能和朋友一起 And he didn't know that you only do drugs with your friends
因为当你嗑上头的时候 只有朋友能照顾你 Because they're the only ones that give a fuck about you!
我该去上班了 Now I've to go to work.
我不得不发挥我的才智去了 I have to be brilliant.
F Scott Fitzgerald F. Scott Fitzgerald
著名的文豪 公认的美男子 Classic profile, famously handsome.
比如《了不起的盖茨比》 And "the great gatsby",
它阐述了一种独特的美国式渴求 Which captures a particular American yearning,
我说的是什么意思呢 And what do I mean by that, hmm?
Justin? Justin?
呃 渴求就是 你对某物极度的需求 Uh, yearning's when you want something really badly.
就像... Like...
渴望到令人心疼的地步 So bad it hurts.
没错 Exactly.
就是要感到痛楚 It needs to hurt
才能叫渴求 To be worthy of the word.
否则只能算"想要" Otherwise, it's just wanting.
就像《盖茨比》里描述的 As represented in the "Gatsby"
幽暗海水对面的绿灯一样 By the green light across the water.
可望而不可及 You can see it but you can't touch it.
Hobbs同学 Mr. Hobbs!
Hobbs同学 父母花钱送你上学 Mr. Hobbs, are your parents really paying
可不是让你来混日子的 For you to have another testosterone outburst?
我又没做什么 I wasn't doing anything.
是啊 Exactly.
所以放学我给你找点事做 But you will be after school.
橄榄球队还要训练 I have football practice.
今天不行了 Not today.
今天你要留下来打扫体育室 Today you'll be cleaning out the athletic room.
在这个教室里 我们唯一要争论的 赫伯同學 The only thing we fight about in this room, Mr. Hobbs...
就是文学解读 Is interpretation.
Schmidt太太 我们要去工作了 Mrs. Schmidt, we're going to work.
如果有需要 你可以打我的手机... I-if you want you can call me on my cell phone, if...
医生说他是吸毒过量 They said he took an overdose
那种药...我都没听说过 Of a... a drug I've never heard of.
但是 他...不是一个...一个隐君子 Well, h-he wasn't a... a drug user.
大概是那晚他带回家的人 He must've met someone that night...
给他嗑的 A-and took him home.
我可以问你一个问题么Michael May I ask you something, Michael?
当然 Sure.
如果我的儿子是 If my son had been
异性恋 Straight
如果他带一个女人回家 If he had taken a woman home,
你认为她会就这么丢下他 Do you think she would have run off
把他扔在那里等死么 And left him there to die?
需要帮忙么 Need some help?
烦死了 This sucks.
是啊 Yeah.
橄榄球队还等着你训练呢 They need you at practice.
你怎么知道 How do you know they do?
我以为你不喜欢运动什么的 I thought you weren't into like, sports and shit.
有一点儿吧 Some.
是吗 那你这秘密藏得可够深的 Yeah, well, you sure keep it a secret.
我要把这些破烂儿清理干净 I'm supposed to get all of this shit cleaned up out of here.
哦 你还挺壮嘛 Wow, you're pretty strong.
那是我的另一个秘密 That's my other secret.
我不能签这狗屁文件 I can't do this fucking copy.
抱歉打扰了 Excuse me for barging in.
不会太久的 This won't take long.
甭管你知不知道 As you may or may not know,
我是Ted的律师 I'm Ted's lawyer.
所以呢 So?
所以 你应该知道Ted有一个生前遗嘱 So you need to know Ted made a living will.
你有么 Uh, do you have one?
- 没有 - 你也应该整一份 - No. - Well, you should.
不过我是他的律师 不是你的 But I'm not your lawyer, I'm his.
总之 他在遗嘱中让你决定 Anyway, he's made you responsible.
决定什么 For what?
决定他是否永远为无能力者 For deciding should he ever be incompetent
或无法做出决定时 Or unable to make a decision,
由你决定他是否继续插管维生 Whether to be kept alive by extraordinary measures
还是拔管受死 Or be permitted to die.
你是说Ted让我决定 Are you telling me that Ted wants me to decide
要不要替他拔插头？ Whether or not to pull the plug?
我劝过他 I tried to talk him out of it.
你知道多久了 And how long have you known about this?
这不重要 It doesn't matter how long.
这当然重要 Yeah, it does.
我可是你们秘密计划的主角 I'm this secret you two have been sharing.
你打算什么时候告诉我 When were you planning on telling me?
我希望我永远都不用告诉你 I was hoping I wouldn't have to.
我希望永远不会有那天 That the situation would never arise.
但是它现在发生了 Well, it has! it's arisen now.
所以现在你知道了 And now you know.
Suzanne Shepley就是个骚货 Suzanne shepley, big whore.
她会给你口 She'll blow you
但是她不愿意在学校打炮 But she won't fuck if you're in this school.
除非你带她去别的地方 Only if you go some- where else,
最好是天主教堂 Preferably catholic.
她是个拉拉吧 She seemed like a dyke to me.
才不是 哥们 她不是拉拉 No, man, she's not a dyke.
她就是个骚货 She's a whore.
这俩不一样 There's a difference.
你认识Mary Fracnes Cottallutto吗 So you know Mary Frances Cottallutto?
她因为校报给我做采访 So she comes over to interview me for the school paper,
说些我是出色运动员之类的鬼话 About being this great athlete and shit.
当时是4点 我妈6点才回来 It's 4:00 O'clock and my mom didn't come till 6.
当我给她展示什么是触地得分时 So I tell her what a touch-down is like,
她抓住我的鸡巴 She grabs my dick.
不是吧 No.
是啊 她就为这个来的 Oh yeah, She went for it.
还不止呢 Not only that,
她拉开我的拉锁 She unzips my fly.
她抓着我的阴茎 She's got my dick,
她戴着一堆戒指 And she's got all these rings on.
冰冰凉 但她的手是暖的 And they're cold, but her hand's warm.
她摩擦着 And she's rubbing
抚弄着 And rubbing.
然后她就回家了 And then she's got to go home.
你知道的 You know,
我都上膛了 And I'm there.
我... And I'm...
你硬了 You're hard.
♪ You know I need, ’Cause that's all I got
♪ Come on
妈的 Shit.
你不应该在干活么 Shouldn't you be working?
我...我是干 Horner先生 I, uh, I am working, Mr. Horner.
- 嘿 哥们 - 嘿 - Hey guys -Hey
为什么我没有那样的臀大肌呢 How come I can't get my glutes to look like that?
也许你不是那种肉眼能看到肌肉的类型 Maybe you're not properly visualizing the muscle group.
我是能看见肌肉的类型 Oh, I'm visualizing it all right.
脸上的肌肉 On my face.
为什么是我 Why me?
为什么不是他妈妈 Why not his mother?
为什么不是你 Why not you?
因为我连早上穿什么都无法决定 Because I can't decide what to wear in the morning.
头脑正常的人 Who, in their right mind,
谁会把生死大权交给我呢 Would give me power of life and death?
我也不能决定 I couldn't do it, either.
我甚至都不喜欢Ted I don't even like Ted.
得了吧 你挺喜欢他 Oh, come on, you do so.
但是 还没到能为他决定生死的程度 Well, not enough to be responsible for his fucking life!
他一定有让你做决定的原因 Well, he must have wanted you for a reason.
也许他暗恋你 Maybe he's secretly in love with you.
“我爱你 我昏迷不醒 杀了我吧” I love you. I'm comatose. kill me.
还没有呢Brian 他还是能醒过来的 It's not over yet, Brian. he could still wake up.
Chris? Chris?
不可能吧 No way!
你不信拉倒 Then don't believe me.
但是我以为你很喜欢那个叫Brian的家伙呢 But I thought you were in love with that Brian guy.
我和Chris Me and Chris?
才不是爱 Daph That's not love, Daph.
只是打飞机而已 That's just fucking.
哦~我以为只是留堂呢 Oh, and I thought it was detention.
Justin Justin?
我得走了 I gotta go.
- 嗨 Taylor太太 - 嗨 Daphne - Hey, Mrs. Taylor. - Hi, Daphne.
你今天下午不应该去艺术社么 Didn't you have art club this afternoon?
我退出艺术社了 I quit art club.
你喜欢艺术社的 You love art club.
我现在没感兴趣了 I'm not interested.
什么时候啊 Since when?
上周还... Just last week...
你又不了解我的一切 You don't know everything about me!
一个星期很长了 A week's like a long time,
一个星期什么事情都可能改变的 Things can change in a week.
好吧 我本来想告诉你 我要去NIKE专卖店 Well, I thought you might like to know I'm going to Niketown
不过你可能也没兴趣吧 But, you're probably not interested in that either.
- 什么时候 - 现在 - When? - Now.
你可以开车 And you can drive.
怎么了 What?
只是你用手做的动作 Just that thing you do with your hands.
像这样 Like this.
我那么做了么 I do that, huh?
是的 你做了 Yeah, you do.
让你发现了 Well, you should know. - Yeah.
嗯 Yeah.
昏迷的人会醒过来的 甜心 People wake up from comas, sweetheart.
是啊 当然了 Yeah, sure.
你的叔叔 Vic 他昏了多久来着 Your uncle Vic, how long was he in his?
- 9天吧 - 10天 - Nine days? - Ten.
我以为我要失去他了 And I thought I'd lost him,
当时我也不敢告诉你外婆是艾滋病 I couldn't tell your grandmother it was AIDS at the time
她不能接受的 Because she couldn't have dealt with it.
我希望听他说说关于传说中死后的白光和隧道 I wanted to hear all about the white light, and the... the tunnel,
以及 Teresa阿姨有没有去天堂 And, and, and, did aunt Theresa get to heaven?
结果他嘴里冒出来的第一句话是 “我错过金球奖典礼了么” First words out of his mouth, "Did I miss the Golden Globes?"
他现在怎么样 So how is he?
老样子 The same.
没什么好转 No change.
我晚一点去一趟 I'm going to go back a little later.
我想给他妈妈带点吃的 I thought I'd take something to his mom.
这是干啥 What was that for?
土耳其肉馅包 Turkey meat loaf.
柠檬糕 今天都做得不错 Lemon bars. they're great today.
车开得不错 You're a good driver.
比你好就是了 Better than you.
慢点 有点太快了 Okay, slow down. This is a bit too fast.
这是正常速度 This is normal.
你刚才还说我开得好呢 And you just said I was a good driver.
怎么了 What?
没什么 Nothing.
太好了 你笑了 It's just nice, you laughed.
很久没看到了 It's been a while.
或许 你可以再买一辆车 You know, maybe you could get another car.
我可以开这个上学 Let me have this for school.
然后直接转手给你 对吧 Oh, just hand it over, huh?
我20岁才有第一辆车 I was 20 before I had a car.
我开它和Jay Mclaughlin去约会 I was going out with Jay Mclaughlin.
他本来能成为你父亲的 He could have been your father.
拉倒吧 那我就不是我了 That's stupid, I wouldn't be me.
他是我第一个真正的男朋友 He was my first real boyfriend.
我会完全变成另一个人了 I'd be totally someone else.
和他学会什么是真正的吻 Learned with him what a kiss really was.
恶心 Gross.
别跟我讲这些 我不想知道 Don't tell me, I don't want to know.
现在你已经知道了 Well, now you do.
那么 你有男朋友了么 Justin So, do you have a boyfriend, Justin?
你可以告诉我 我保证不会告诉你爸爸的 You can tell me, I promise you I won't tell your father.
我没有 I don't.
那Brian是谁 Then who's Brian?
Justin Justin! Justin. Justin!
Schmidt太太? Mrs. Schmidt?
Michael Michael.
我不想打扰您的 我带了点吃的来 I don't mean to bug you, uh, I brought you this.
是我妈妈做的 It's from my mom.
肉馅饼和柠檬蛋糕 Meat loaf, lemon bars.
柠檬蛋糕挺不错的 The lemon bars are really good.
他还是没有好转 Well, there's, um, still no change.
他们还在观察 所以... They're watching and waiting. so...
我想我要稍微休息一下 I thought i'd take a small break.
你是该歇歇了 I'm sure you could use one.
他提到过一个Michael He mentioned a Michael.
我那时说 I said um
"跟我说一个特殊的朋友听听 " "Tell me the name of one special friend."
他说 And he said
"那么就Michael吧 " "Well, there's a Michael."
谢谢你的食物 亲爱的 Thank you for the food, dear.
我会再待一会儿 I'll, uh, stay a bit longer
然后今晚去他的公寓 And then I'll go to his condo tonight.
他的...公寓? His... condo?
哦 拿睡衣 Oh, for pyjamas.
我都不知道他还穿不穿 I don't know if he even wears them.
但 如果穿的话就用得上了 But, if he does, He'll need them when, uh...
- Torso时装店 -是我 - Torso. -It's me.
天哪 他死了？ Oh my god, is he dead?
没有 但是他会希望还是死了好 No. but he's going to wish he was
当他发现他妈妈今晚要去他公寓拿睡衣的时候 When he finds out his mom's going to his condo tonight, for pyjamas
我靠 Oh shit!
如果她发现他的黄片怎么办 What if she finds his porn?
还有那些杂志 And his magazines!
别忘了他去年33岁的生日 And remember his 33rd birth- day last year?
我们给了他33根假屌 那次老逗了 When we gave him those 33 dildos, that was hilarious.
可快别笑了 Well it's not so funny any more.
我们要到那去把33个找出来 We've got to go there and find all 33.
等一下 Wait
咋了 What?
万一他送人了怎么办 What if he's given some as hostess gifts?
我没有太多的时间 I don't have a lot of time.
总有时间亲亲你的儿子吧 You have time to kiss your son.
嘿 亲爱的 他的洗澡水放好了 Hey, honey! His bath's ready.
我们知道他要来么 Did we know he was coming?
不 我们不知道 No, we did not know.
你来之前最好打个电话 Well, it'd be nice if you'd call first.
我说 他的洗澡水好了 As i said, his bath's ready,
把他给我吧 So if you want me to take him...
我不管Ted之前说了什么 I don't give a shit what Ted wants!
我可不干这事 懂？ I'm not doing it, do you understand?
哼 我告诉过他你会这么说 Oh-h. I told him you'd be this way.
他还有妈妈 He has a mother.
你会让你妈做这种决定？ Yeah, would you wish this on yours?
他有更好的朋友 He has better friends.
这他妈不是废话吗 Well that's for goddamn sure.
Melanie 你能不能... Melanie, would you please...
看 我要在洗澡的时间讨论这个么 Look, did I barge in here at bath time?
这是我么 Was that me?
去你妈的洗澡时间 去你的 Fuck bath time and fuck you!
嘿 去你妈的 Hey, fuck you.
你们俩都给我停下来 Just stop it! Both of you!
得了 我们别吵了 去找其他什么人吧 So let's cut to the chase. Find somebody else.
他妈妈 His mommy,
或者是Michael Or Michael,
要不就Madonna 随便什么人 Or Madonna, I don't care who!
但是他选了你 But he chose you.
好吧 他选错了 Well, he chose wrong.
我当时就是这么和他说的 Yeah, that's what i said to him.
我说Brian不是你所希望的 I said Brian is not the person
能对你生命负责的人 You want responsible for your life.
他就是一个自私 自恋 该死的同性恋 He's a selfish, narcissistic, little fucking faggot.
而且我告诉你 这不是因为你吸屌 And let me tell you something, It's not because you suck cock,
而是因为你他妈的就是个懦夫 It's because you're a little fucking coward!
所以滚吧 现在！ So go. Get out. Now!
你没权利对他那样说话 You had no right talking to him that way.
没权利？ No right?
Ted躺在那里靠器械维持生命 Ted is lying there on life support.
他可能永远醒不过来了 He is probably never going to wake up
他需要Brian展示一点人道关怀 And he is depending on Brian to show him the decency,
让他体面地解脱 The kindness, to release him.
所以才更应该对他宽容一点 That's all the more reason to be kind.
毕竟他才是那个必须做决定的人 After all he is the one who has to do it.
想想他有多难 Think how hard it must be.
如果换成我们中的一个会怎样 Or if it were one of us.
如果我躺在床上而你必须决定是否拔下插销呢 If it was me lying there and you had to pull the plug.
我可能不行 I'm not sure I could.
也许这就是你对他生气的原因 Maybe that's why you're so angry at him.
因为你知道如果是你 Because you know if it were you,
你会和他一样惊恐和生气 You'd be as scared and angry as he is.
♪ If not tonight, then maybe never
♪ Nobody's talking about staying forever
♪ Come on home
♪ Home to me
♪ Can't feel a thing
♪ What can I say
♪ When someone crazy runs the other way
♪ But I can tell you came to playing
♪ Oh won't you come on home to me
♪ Sometimes I want to be on my own
♪ When the last thing I need is to be own
她知道了 我妈知道了 She knows. My mom knows.
天哪 Holy shit.
我要去找Brian I've got to find Brian.
为啥 What for?
他会知道怎么做的 He'll know what to do.
好像他关心似的 Like he cares.
他需要我 He wants me.
你咋这么肯定 How can you tell?
我就是知道 Because I can!
我要和他一起生活 I'm going to live with him.
我要和他在一起 I'm going to be with him.
你等着瞧吧 You'll see.
现在帮帮我 Now, please, you've got to help me.
我被禁足了 I'm grounded.
我妈说在她回家的时候最好看见我正在读Toni Morrison My mom said she'd better come home and find me reading Toni Morrison.
Toni Morrison：托妮·莫里森 著名美国黑人女作家
好吧 他们7点才回来 Well they won't get home until seven.
真是被你打败了 And you do beat "beloved".
好多了 That's better.
我和他说了好几次 I'm always telling him not everything
不需要把所有东西都摆在正中央 In life needs to be centered.
我们以后再谈装潢 他妈妈就要到了 We can redecorate later. his mother's coming!
兴奋剂 Poppers
干酪 白乳酪 Cheddar, brie.
我不认为喜欢吃奶酪 I don't think there are particularly strong shame issues
有什么见不得人的Michael Attached to cheese, Michael.
好吧 管它呢 Fine! Whatever.
你去检查卧室 我解决这里 You check out the bedroom, I'll work out here.
好的 Okay.
猎鹰的黄片...猎鹰 Falcon... falcon...
《电子情书》... 他对着梅格·瑞恩和汤姆·汉克斯手淫么 "You've got mail"? He masturbates to Meg Ryan and Tom Hanks?
《电子情书》1998年 美国爱情电影
找到了 Found 'em! god!
天哪 看这根 Jesus, look at this one!
-接招 -有你的 我打你屁屁 -Touche! - In this case, tushy.
去死吧 正中心脏 Dead! right through the heart!
好了 这里好像有上千根 All right, there's like, a million of them in there
咱们得都找出来 And we've got to find them all.
的确 We must.
Michael Michael?
过来 Come here.
♪ Holding on
♪ My love for you
♪ Holding on to you
靠 妈的 Shit! Fuck!
♪ My love for you
Brian Brian!
闭嘴 Shut up!
Justin 我得回家了 Justin, I've got to go home.
但是 我...我必须找到他 But I, I have to find him.
为什么不找那个疯女人 Well, what about the crazy lady?
哪个疯女人 What crazy lady?
在快餐店里那个怪怪的大婶 You know, the weird one from the diner.
你是说Debbie You mean Debbie?
你觉得这是什么意思 So what do you think it means?
我觉得他喜欢你 I think it means he likes you.
我觉得他根本就是爱上我了 I think it means he loves me.
从某个角度来讲 这是一种恭维 Kind of flattering, in a way.
他收集你的照片就像你收集漫画一样 He collects you the way you collect comics.
只是... It's just that...
一直以来我...我都不知道 All this time I... I never knew.
我们对彼此都有很多事不了解 There's a lot of things we don't know about each other.
就像...你知不知道 Like, did you know...
在密西西比老家的街上时 I used to walk down the street in Hazelhurst, Mississippi,
我经常被邮差吐口水 And the postman would spit at me?
我不知道我爸爸的家乡 I don't know where my father was born.
甚至不知道他是谁 Or even who he is.
我坐在死去的祖母身边一个小时 I sat with my dead grandma for an hour
握着她的手 And held her hand
然后才告诉别人她的死讯 Before I told anyone she was dead.
我们以前怎么从不聊这些事呢 How come we never tell each other these things, huh?
甭说了 Don't tell me.
Brian 是吧 Brian. am I right?
进来吧 我给你做个三明治 Come on in, I'll make you a sandwich.
我只是想知道... I actually just need to know...
别说了 我知道怎么回事 And don't talk. I can figure it all out.
坐哪吧 亲爱的 Have a seat, honey. Right there.
Michael Michael?
是我 It's me.
你有一封"邮件" You've got mail.
我只想让你知道 I just want you to know,
Melanie对她说的话感到十分抱歉 Melanie feels terrible about what she said.
你觉得我在意么 Do you think I care?
看 现在每个人都心烦意乱 Look, it's up- setting for all of us.
但是在这种时候我们可以试着表现出一点同情心 But at a time like this, we could try showing a little compassion.
特别是对Ted Especially for Ted.
你有什么要说么 Is there any word?
仪器告诉我们他还活着 The machines say he's still alive.
可怜的家伙 Poor guy.
那我们呢 What about us?
我们没有那些哔哔响的 We don't have any beeps or wires
带小白点的仪器来告诉我们还活着 With little white dots telling us we're alive,
我们是怎么知道的 So how do we know?
也许我们是通过彼此对话知道的 I guess we just take each other's word.
也许我们 Maybe we know
通过别人对我们的期望知道自己活着 From what people expect from us.
拿Gus来说 I mean, take Gus.
他需要我去喂他 帮他换尿布 He needs me to feed him, to change him.
他的依赖让我知道自己是活着的 Knowing that tells me I'm alive.
所以对我来说 我是为他而活的 So for me, right now, it's him.
那我呢 What about me?
Ted现在需要你 Ted needs you now.
或许这件事告诉你 你还活着 So maybe that's what tells you you're alive.
你会做出正确的选择的 You'll do the right thing.
无论它是什么 Whatever it is.
你怎么知道 You don't know that.
去你的 Fuck you.
和个嗑药的金发小子回家 For going home with some tweaked- out little twinkie
还以为自己捞着了 And thinking you got lucky.
他让你亲他的屁股了么 Did he let you eat his ass?
他让你舔他的屌了么 Did he let you suck his cock?
好吧 我希望都是值得的 Well, I hope it was worth it.
你他妈的为什么选我 And fuck you for choosing me.
我应该让你永远躺在这 I ought to let you lie here forever.
你喜欢么 How'd you like that?
你能听到我说话么 Can you hear me?
其实你长得没那么难看 You know, you're not so bad-looking.
事实上... In fact...
你现在看起来帅多了 You look better like this.
你应该多死几次 You should die more often.
要不立马活过来 Or live.
我就不必同意拔管 So that i don't have to say yes.
是的 我要那么做 Yes, I'll do it.
我会给你你想要的 I'll give you what you want.
你需要的 What you need.
但不要以为是为了你 But don't think it's for you.
才不是呢 It's not.
是为我自己 It's for me.
我的老天爷 Jesus!
这是我家 This is my house.
你有自己的家 回家去吧 You've got your own. Go home!
我回不去 I can't.
哈？ What?
我不能回家 我妈知道了 I can't. my mom knows.
双数周的周二 她可以参加同性恋中心的同志双亲团体 Well she can go to my p-flag group at the centre ,every other Tuesday.
我会给她一件T恤和胸章 I'll get her a T-shirt and a button.
妈 行了吧 Mom, please!
有啥好"行了"的 "Mom, please" what?
我为有同性恋的儿子感到骄傲 I am proud to have a gay son.
我们都知道了 We know.
还有弟弟 And brother.
谢了 老姐 Thanks, sis.
我总是说你爱谁不重要 I've always said it isn't who you love,
重要的是如何去爱 It's how you love.
生殖器只是上帝给我们的装饰品 Genitalia is simply god's way of accessorizing.
现在不是在讨论你 This is not about you
还有同性恋妈妈的年终颁奖 And the gay mother of the year award.
现在在说Brian的一夜情 This is about Brian's one- night stand.
才不只是一夜呢 Not just one!
别奢望太多 Don't bet on it.
再说又没人在乎 And who here even cares?
我啊 I do!
我爸威胁说要断绝关系 他还叫我个死同性恋 My dad threatened to disown me . He called me a big queer.
他没打你吧 He didn't hit you, did he?
得了吧 Vic叔叔 Oh, come on, uncle Vic.
你真要继续听他放屁 You're not going to listen to this shit?
所以我一定要见Brian That's why I have to see Brian.
我会让我和他住一起的 He'll let me stay with him.
我可不这么认为 I don't think so.
好吧 那... Well then...
我就去纽约 I'll go to New York.
去卖淫 I'll become a hustler
出卖自己的身体给恶心的老同性恋 And I'll sell my body to gross, old homos.
我付你20块 I'll give you 20 bucks.
给他省点车票钱 Save him the train fare.
我要吐了 我吐了 I'm going to throw up. I've gotta vomit...
楼上有客人和偶像剧公主专用的厕所 Upstairs bathroom. the one for guests and drama queens.
这可不是开玩笑的事 It's not a joke, you know.
十几岁少年同性恋自杀率很高的 Gay teens have a very high suicide rate.
不幸的是 这个不会 Unfortunately, not this one.
我要打电话给他的妈妈 I'm calling his mother.
那跟咱可没关系 It's not our business.
他可能说的是真的 He may be telling the truth.
即使不是 她也会担心的 And even if he isn't, she's got to be worried.
她不会的 She's not worried.
现在她知道了 Now she knows.
他没瞌药 没酗酒 It's not drugs, it's not booze.
也没买一把自动步枪 He didn't buy an automatic weapon
把西班牙俱乐部给拆了 To take down to the spanish club.
他只是喜欢屌而已 It's just cock.
他怎么找你这来了 How did he find you?
所有人都知道找她 They all find her.
现在他不走了 And now he won't leave.
你得做点什么 You got to do something.
比如 Like what?
比如让他从我家滚出去 Like get him out of my house.
他就在楼上 He's upstairs.
好吧 All right.
这就去 I'm going.
我不想整晚都耗在这上面 This is not how I wanted to spend my evening.
顺便告诉你 By the way...
Ted醒了 Ted woke up.
他没事了 He's going to be okay.
♪ Ten
♪ Kiss me on the lips
你在这干什么 What are you doing here?
等你 Waiting for you.
总算松口气了 不得不说 Well, it's a relief, I'll say that.
我喜欢Ted I like ted.
他总是很贴心在一旁陪着 There's a real sweetheart in there somewhere.
Michael Michael?
♪ Touch me
♪ Slowly
♪ Seven
♪ Hold it
♪ Let's go straight to number one
♪ To number one
♪ Number one
♪ To number one
♪ Six
♪ Lips
♪ Five
♪ Fingers
我决定了 I've decided.
什么 What?
你和我 我们送他回家 You and me. we're taking him home.
为什么是你和我...为什么是我 Why you and me? Why... Why me at all?
他不可能和Brian走 Well, he can hardly go with Brian.
如果我去的话 看起来就像... And if I go, it looks a little...
费金和奥利弗 Fagin and Oliver twist.
Oliver twist:《雾都孤儿》 Fagin是企图诱拐Oliver 成为窃贼的无赖老头
就剩我了呗 Leaving me, huh?
最人畜无害的一个 谢谢您嘞 The harmless one. Thanks a lot!
我要打电话给你的妈妈 I'm calling your mother.
把你送回家 I'm taking you home.
我不回去 I'm not going.
你要是给我没事找事 小阳光 You get my tits in a knot, sunshine,
你就有大麻烦了 And you're going to be in deep shit.
借过 Excuse me.
你在学校学什么 What are you studying in school?
我这是跟你闲聊呢 Called conversation.
准备好了么 Ready?
我要和Brian谈谈 I need to talk to Brian.
我一会儿就过去 I'll be there in a second.
你有什么要说的么 Do you have anything to say?
没有 No.
那行 我有 Well, I do.
你可以在你家干他 You can fuck him at your place,
你可以在他的体育课上干他 You can fuck him in his gym class,
你可以在动物园干他 You can fuck him at the zoo.
但是你不能在我妈妈的房子里干他 But you cannot fuck him in my mother's house.
尤其在我的房间 In my room.
我们等你呐 We're waiting!
好吧 我先去处理这个小问题 Okay, I'm going to go do this little job,
然后去医院看Ted And then I'm going to go see ted at the hospital.
你他妈想干嘛就干嘛去吧 You do whatever the fuck you want.
没人知道同性恋是不是天生的 Nobody knows if it's nature or nurture, being gay.
现在他们都说可以从食指的长度来辨认 Now they're all saying you can tell by the length of gay as you get!
但Michael的每个食指都很正常 Although all of Michael 's fingers are perfectly normal.
他本应该有三个孩子和将军肚的 He should have three kids and a beer belly
但他却像你看到一样成了同性恋 And he's about as gay as you get!
妈 你快歇歇吧 Ma, give it rest.
听 Listen!
多好听 That's nice, huh?
不像我们家那个嗡嗡作响的老玩意 Not like that old buzzer at our house, huh!
我正赞美你的门铃 I was admiring your chimes.
你家看起来真不错 You have a real nice place here.
谢谢 你一定是... Oh, thank you. uh, you must be...
没礼貌的小子 是吧 Rude little shit, isn't he?
我是Debbie Novotny Um, I'm Debbie Novotny...
这是我的同性恋儿子 And this is my gay son Michael
妈 Ma!
我是Jennifer Taylor I'm Jennifer Taylor.
Jennifer Jennifer.
亲爱的 谁啊 Honey? Who's there?
没谁 It's no one.
听着 Listen, uh...
如果你需要找人聊聊 If you ever need to talk to somebody,
我在自由餐厅工作 I work over at the liberty diner,
在自由大街 On liberty avenue.
因为我知道你正在经历什么 'cause I know what you're going through.
得知实情 The finding out.
我是说 我早就知道Michael是了 I mean, I always knew about Michael.
实际上 还是我跟他说的 是吧 In fact, I told him, right?
让他不用经历出柜的痛苦 To spare him the pain of having to tell me.
所以... So...
Jennifer Jennifer...
别问 "你是么" Don't ask, "are you?"
因为那不必多问 Because it's never a question.
只要说 "我懂的" Just say, "i know".
谢谢 Uh, thank you.
你非要说那么多吗 You had to say all that?
我就想帮帮她 I was trying to help.
你太过了 You try too much.
你还在穿那件旧外套 You're still wearing that same old coat.
这样你才会给我买一件貂皮大衣 So someday you'll buy me a mink. huh.
你会成功的 You're going to be a big success.
是呀不错 不过你会先冻死的 Yeah, right. You'll freeze to death first.
干嘛打我 What was that for?
你会成为一个混蛋 You can be such an asshole!
我咋的了 What'd I do?
你根本不了解自己 You don't know yourself.
"了解你自己的能力" "Know thyself".
一个希腊人说过的 Some greek said that.
谁来着 Who was it?
Zorba:来自《希腊人左巴》 尼科斯·卡赞扎基斯著名小说
Zorba Zorba?
我不知道 I don't know.
我什么也不知道 I don't know anything.
现在送我回家 Now take me home.
你确定不用我帮忙 Are you sure I can't help?
我能做的 这也不麻烦 I can do it. it's no big deal.
我希望你能让我送你回家 I wish you'd let me drive you home.
我让朋友来接我了 I already asked my friends.
Michael Emmett Brian Michael, Emmett, Brian.
你昏迷的时候我见过他们了 I met them while you were asleep.
他们非常好 Oh. they're very nice.
特别是Michael Especially Michael.
是啊 Michael的确 Yeah, Mchael is...
很特别 Especially special.
你们俩... Are you two...
我是说... I mean...
不 Oh, no.
我们没有... No, we, uh...
他只是朋友 He's just a friend.
好吧 他是一个很好的朋友 Well, he's a very good friend.
他对我很和善 He was very kind to me.
我很高兴你有他这样的朋友 I'm grateful you have him.
嗯 我也这么觉得 Yeah, so am I.
因为和其他的比起来 Because more than anything,
我更担心你孤单 I worry that you're alone.
没有人照顾你 And that there's no one to look after you.
我可以照顾自己的 I can take care of myself.
我知道你行 Oh, I know you can.
你总能自己搞定 You've always been self- sufficient.
我只是 I just,
我希望有个人爱你 I wish you had someone to love you.
如果有的话 也许这就不会发生了 I mean, if you did, maybe this wouldn't have happened.
妈 拜托 我们... Mom, please. let's, uh...
对不起 I'm sorry.
我知道这会让你尴尬 I know that it embarrasses you
如果我说太多或者 If i talk too much or...
我太情绪化了 I get too emotional.
但是我忍不住去想 But i can't help thinking that...
如果你醒不过来的话 If you hadn't woken up,
那么我就永远没法让你知道 Then I would never have gotten the chance to let you know
你是我儿子我有多自豪 How proud I am that you're my son.
我不在乎你是什么样的人 And that it doesn't matter to me what you are.
我早就想通了 I got over that a long time ago.
无论何时 And that when- ever
你感到孤独 you're feeling alone
或没有人爱你 Or that no one loves you,
那不是真的 That's not true.
你还有我 Because I do.
谢谢 Thank you...
妈 谢谢你说了这些 Mom, for, uh, for saying that.
说三遍然后敲敲脚跟 Now,say it three times and click your heels
《绿野仙踪》中的桃乐丝敲三下鞋跟 说出这句咒语就可以回家
"没比家更好的地方了" "there's no place like home".
其实你们真的不用做这些的 You know, you guys really didn't have to do this,
准备那些花和吃的 All the flowers, and the groceries.
只是在BIG Q 超市扫货而已 One stop shopping at the big q-mart.
哦 那...那很好 Well, it's... it's nice.
只是 有人能告诉我 Only, can somebody tell me
为什么我醒了之后还要在那里呆3天 Why I had to stay there three days after I woke up?
他们想确认一下你真的能活下去 They wanted to make sure you're still alive.
在你的好日子里 那真的很难说 On your best days it's hard to tell.
好了 只是你别惊讶 Okay, just so you don't freak out...
你的假阴茎都消失了 Your dildos are missing,
还有你的色情片 我们必须拿走 And your porn. we had to move it all,
以免被你妈妈发现 In case your mom found it.
我希望所有的33个都拿回来 Well, I expect all 33 back.
要干净的 Cleaned.
你应该吃点什么 亲爱的 You should eat something, honey.
我不饿 I'm not hungry.
我们给你买了一只整鸡 We bought you a whole fucking chicken.
你给我吃了它 And you're going to eat it.
感觉总是渺小了很多 It always looks so much smaller.
什么 What does?
生命 Your life.
特别是在鬼门关走了一遭之后 Especially after returning from a near-death experience.
就像看奥斯卡颁奖礼 Like watching the Oscars.
接下来是 "Immediately preceded by...
Barbara Walters：芭芭拉·沃尔特斯 美国电视新闻历史上第一位 女性联合主持人
“Barbara Walters特别节目" The Barbara Walters special!"
我很高兴你在这里 I'm glad you're here.
真的 You are?
好吧 我... Well, uh, I um...
什么 What?
我也很高兴你在这里 I'm glad you're here too.
如果你想谈谈这个 And if you ever want to talk about this,
或者... Or
别的什么事 other stuff...
别的事 Other stuff?
你知道的 有些事情你不能说的 You know, if there's some... you know,if there's something your can't talk about
比如? Like what?
我不知道 I don't know.
也许如果你说出来的话 You know, maybe if you talk about it,
会有好转 it might help it.
但是...虽然可能不会如愿以偿 But, you know, you might not get you what you want...
但是 But...
妈的 Oh, shit.
你们想来吃鸡么 Are you going to come eat the chicken?
我还是去把花插好吧 I'm going to arrange the daisies.
我看见了 I saw you.
你干男人 Fucking.
在我醒过来的时候 When I woke up.
我以为 I thought...
我在地狱里 "I'm in hell.
对我的惩罚就是 and is my punishment,
永远看着Brian Kinney做爱 Watching Brian Kinney fucking for all eternity."
那你就太幸运了 You should be so lucky.
为什么是我 Why me?
你为什么要选我 Why did you choose me?
我妈妈做不到的 My mother couldn't do it.
Michael和Emmett Michael and Emmett...
也不行 Couldn't do it.
但是你可以 But you could,
因为你是个没良心的混蛋 Because you're a heartless shit.
你能不掉一滴眼泪地拔掉插头 You could pull the plug and you wouldn't cry.
而且你知道什么时候该拔 And you'd know when it's time to go.
我想让你来做决定 I want it to be you.
啥 What?
我想让你来做 I want it to be you!
我要把它写进遗嘱 I'll put it in writing.
我也希望让你来 I want it to be you too.
由你来拔掉我的插销 You pull my plug...
而你拔掉我的 And you pull mine.