我他妈要吓死了
I... I'm like shaking.
我...已经在发抖了
那屋子到底TM在哪？
Hi.
嗨
Guys, get in here so I can explain to you what is going on.
各位 快点进来 老娘要告诉你出啥事了
你最好摔紧门然后把它锁好
Daddy Gang... I haven't even said it fully out loud yet so I just need to like breathe for a minute and like...
Daddy Gang 我都没好好大声 说出来 所以我得喘会儿气 然后
tell you guys what the fuck is going on, 'cause you probably are like,"Alex, what's happening?" Let's guess, it's another guy you're fucking.
告诉你们到底TM发生了什么大事 因为你们可能想问老娘 啊到底咋了 猜猜瞧 你们又有男人上了
NOPE!
Literally couldn't be better, like literally, actually this is 10 times better,
真不能再好了 讲真的 实际上这得好上10倍
I would not have sex for a... 2 years, to have this person on my show. There's a reason Kelly is sitting over here.
老娘宁愿牺牲两年不滚床单 来换这个人参加 我的节目 Kelly坐这儿也是有原因的
Kelly works for Barstool, Kelly made this happen, Kelly is an angel, Kelly is Jesus waking on earth.
Kelly给Barstool专栏效力 Kelly让这一切成真 Kelly是个天使 Kelly是个活生生的耶稣惹
Miley Cyrus... I can't even say it out loud. Miley Cyrus is coming on call her daddy.
Miley Cyrus... 我话都不能好好说了 Miley Cyrus要参加《Call Her Daddy》节目
I'm sorry, did you guys hear that?
不好意思 你们听到没？
Listen to me!
听偶讲话！
Miley Cyrus is coming on call her daddy.
Miley Cyrus要参加《Call Her Daddy》节目
OK, I'm like shaking. Like I can't even, I... I don't even know what to do. She is releasing a song, and it's dropping the Thursday that the new episode is dropping.
OK 我都发抖了 我都不能... 我都不知道该干啥了 她马上就发新歌了 跟我节目最新一期一样 都在礼拜四
Like... I... I'm like don't know what to say. So we'll get COVID tested, we're going to her fucking house tomorrow.
我都不知道该说点啥 那我们得测下核酸 明天俺们就去她家了
And Kelly's about to tell us all the details that I have no ide... Like, I... I can't really speak right now, let's talk about it.
然后Kelly要公布一些细节 我自己也不知... 我现在语言组织不清楚 咱们瞅瞅吧
OK, Kelly and I are gonna start losing my mind. I literally, don't I like no, I'm like dead-ass serious, I like...
OK Kelly跟我马上就要成疯批了 真的 我特严肃现在
I grew up, watching her for like, Hannah Montana, like a... I was so obsessed with her. And the fact that she's about to be on the show, I'm like...
我小时候 一边看《汉娜·蒙塔纳》一边长大.. 我特迷她 现在她要上我的节目 我都...
Your first big celeb guest.
你嘉宾里的第一个大明星
And and like, and not only is it the first one big celeb, I literally don't know if you had asked me,
而且.. 而且不只是第一个大明星 假如你要问我
-'cause you know it's like, "who is your dream dad?" Like, literally her. So first of all thank you. I'm like,"woof! OK." -Of course. This is big, this is in the huge for us.
-"谁是你的dream dad？"真就是她 所以先谢谢你哈 -客气啥 这可是个大事 对我们来说
OK. OK so what are we doing?
那我们该干些啥？
-OK, first and foremost, I think that we should get the COVID test early, I'm not sure if you've got one yet? -NO.
-好的 要紧事是 我觉得我们得早点把核酸测了 我不知道你做没做过？ -没有
-The guy that I'm hooking up with got it done like the other day, he was like, milli 2 seconds that I came back negative with my Cambridge. -Yeah, I got it done yesterday before I...
-我之前钓上的那个男的(Mr. sexy Zoom Man)前几天测过了 他不一会儿就测好了 回来阴性 -奥 我昨天测过了 之前...
Okay, so you don't even tell you didn't have it.
好吧 那你不测都知道你自己没有新冠
-No. -OK, great. Now we're like here, OK great.
-是的 -那行吧
Watch me fucking have it.
老娘染一个给你看看
猛敲桌子
-OK, OK so OK. -So we'll do that in the moring, and as for right now, all the topics yesterday are good.
-那好 -那我们明天早上去测吧 现在 所有的话题都还成
I'm up for it, going to the interview, I'm like, 'kay, I'm.. I'm understanding that like maybe she doesn't want to like as divulge as much I do, all my fucking shows, that's fine.
我能接受 采访的时候 我可能会说 好吧 我明白她可能并不想剧透太多 跟我似的 没事
And... a lot of these topics seem to be okay, so like I'm gonna have a panic attack right now, which is amazing.
大部分话题应该都可以 那我现在都快得恐慌症了 整挺好
-We'll listen to the new single... -Wait, yeah, they think they play that for us?
-我们会听到新单... -等一下 他们真给我们放这个？
- Yeah, we're gonna zoom like that and they're gonna play for us then they a fews will have any questions specifically about this song. -Okay.
-是的 他们给我们放过之后我们再针对这歌提一些特定问题 -噢
我从来没想过 我会坐在一屋里 然后说 我马上就要 快速地试听一边Miley的新歌什么的
I never thought I'd be sitting in a room being like,"I'm just gonna about like, quickly get a preview 'bout like Miley's new song."
Things are changing in life. Wow, I'mma... poop my pants... I'm so excited.
生活变化真挺大的 哇 我要.. 在裤裆里拉屎了 偶太兴奋辽
No, I won't.
别在这儿拉
-Nice to meet you, I'm Alex. -I'm Kelly.
-你好 俺是Alex -俺是Kelly
*正在听MIDNIGHT SKY中* 已经发行啦 赶快去听!!!
Absolutely weird. Okay, well, I've like never done that in my life, I'm like, do I like have to bang my fucking head? Should I start singing it?
太奇怪了 我以前从来没接过这类茬 我心里老想 老娘需要撞自己的头吗？偶要开始跟唱了吗？
*聆听Midnight Sky*
Oh my God, I'm like, oh, okay like just like listen to Miley's new song early, NO BIGGIE!
天了噜 好吧 我只不过早点听到了Miley的新歌 没啥大不了！
I have... in my entire life never, like literally never thought this would be my life, I don't even know what to say. I mean, guys, what a dream.
我活这么大 从来 真从来都没想到这是老娘的生活 我不知道该说什么好了 大伙.. 梦罢了
And the fact that she's like, Daddy Gang, I'm like... I CAN RETIRE. you know, it's over, the show's done.
现在她马上要加入 Daddy Gang 我都... 偶可以退休了 结束了 节目演完了 (并不是惹)
OK, guys right now, I'm going to CBS, for something very important.
好的 大伙 现在我正要去CBS 做一些重要的事
"Alex, what are you going to CBS for?" I'm going to get detergent.
“Alex 宁去CBS干啥呢？” 我要买点洗衣粉
I'm gonna try to get detergent so I can wash my clothes, so that I can... look like a hot piece of.... asshole.
我得买到洗衣粉把衣服洗了 然后我就能.. 打扮得像个辣爆的.. 混蛋
I want Miley Cyrus to wanna make out with my face, you know what I mean, I don't what her to be like, "Oh, your clothes have STAINS ON THEM! Not the mood."
我想让Miley Cyrus想对着我脸亲热 我不想让她弄得好像 "Oh, 你的衣服上头还有脏印呢！老娘没心情。"
Now, I just want to make a little comments, I saw some of commentary in, um comments. They're like,"Why do you get spray tank and why are you tanning, if you literally wear baggy clothes and gym clothes all the time."
现在偶要发表一些小评论 我在评论区瞅着了一些评论 他们说 你为啥要买喷洗槽而且你为啥要美黑 如果你真就天天都穿得松垮垮的？ 要不就整天套着健身服？
Okay Melissa, I see you fucking coming for me, I like wearing clothes that I am comfortable in, sorry I like to look like a fucking bag,
好的 Melissa 我感觉您在针对我 我喜欢穿自己 觉得舒服的衣服 不好意思俺喜欢打扮得跟大袋子似的
'Kay? and I bet you're wearing clothes right now, Johnny and you're wearing fucking khakis, so who's the real fucking loser here, 'kay? Um, yeah.
好吗？这位Johnny 我猜你现在穿着衣服 穿的还是卡其布裤子 请问咱俩谁才是loser好吗
But I just wanna like, make sure I look so fucking hot, that Miley's like...
但我就是想 确保自己看起来够tm辣 让Miley都想...
'Kay, okay, I need to like, read you this, really quickly, 'cause it's making me laugh. This is why I love this woman more than life itself.
好了 我想要快速给你们 读一下这个 因为它笑死我了 这就是为啥#麦莉·赛勒斯我的命罢了#
Um, Kelly just told me Miley wants to shoot, outside, in a tree.
Kelly刚告诉我说Miley想在户外拍摄：在一树上
like the podcast, shoot the 'Call Her Daddy' podcast in a tree, or near a tree in her front yard.
就那节目 在一树上拍Call Her Daddy 或者在她前院的某树周围
Miley, if you're watching this, this is why I'm so obsessed with you, we're gonna film this fucking show in a tree. Name a better location to do something with Miley Cyrus,
Miley 如果宁看到了 这就是为啥我这么迷恋您 我们踏马要在树上 拍这个节目 你能找到一更好的地方跟Miley Cyrus一块做节目么
We're gonna be chilling in a tree? Her rep says that she's big on ideas, and it's gonna give you a great experience, oh my God.
我们要在树上愉快地拍摄？她的名气说明了她本人怪点子很多 所以可能会留下一个特棒的体验 我的妈呀
People always say like, never meet your idols but, I have this feeling like, Miley is li..., we're gonna meet, and I'm gonna be like, 'kay, dope. Do you wanna like, hang out?
人们老爱说 千万别跟你偶像见面 但我心里老觉得 Miley有点... 我们见面的时候 我可能会说 太酷辽 你想不想跟我一块玩玩之类的？
Well I'm sure she's gonna say no, like, I know she's not normal, 'cause she's so fucking famous. But I... feel like she's like a normal chick.
哈我觉得她肯定会说no 就 我知道她不是一般人 因为她太踏马火了 但我..觉得她就像一普通妹子
Um, apparently we're gonna possibly film this in a tree.
显然这期可能我们要在树上拍
Now I'm like, ok, tell your younger self also you're gonna be in a tree w/ Miley Cyrus, I mean the whole thing, it just keeps getting fucking better, I'll see you guys soon.
我现在对年轻时候的自己说ok 你有一天会跟Miley Cyrus 在树上 我觉得整件事情 都在往好的方向发展 马上再见:)
It's fucking game day baby, I'm gonna bring you guys over to the light so you can see me. Um, first of all,
今天是踏马的游戏日 婊贝们 俺要把你们带到亮地儿让你们瞅清楚点儿 首先,
it's game day, do you know what that means, it means I'm seeing Miley Cyrus today. Second of all, um, okay, my Mr. sexy Zoom Man got me this coffee, he got me a scone.
今天是游戏日 这啥意思我告诉你 俺今天要去见Miley女士啦 第二点, 好的 我性感的Zoom Man先生给我买了这个咖啡 还有一烤饼
I mean, a bitch loves the scone, and then,
我想说 本婊就爱吃这个 然后,
忽略我脸上的面包屑
he's like, can you come over here, I walked into his closet, I'm like, yeah, he's like, I have a gift for you.
他问 你能不能到这边来 我进了他小屋 我说嗯 他说 我整了一礼物给你
No, if you guys know me, if you don't know me and you watch my YouTube channel, this may be not as funny too, but if you know me, I'm getting ready.
不是 如果您认识我,如果你不认识我但是你瞅我油管频道 可能没觉得有多好笑 但假如你认识我 我准备好了
This is a collared shirt. I'm sorry, ok, this is a collared golf shirt.
这是一带领衬衫 不好意思 ok 这是一带领的高尔夫衬衫
And he was like, I wen to, where was the fuck you was? They accidentally put in his bag an extra small, and he was like, do you want this? And I was like, listen....
他告诉我 他去了...你踏马去哪了来着? 他们不小心在他包里 放了一件XS尺寸的 他问我 你要不要这个? 我告诉他 听着
I know we feel like we know each other, and it's been like, this
我知道我们感觉对彼此挺了解 而且
很快
进展很浪漫
特别快
特别有爱
啥都特好
But this is not something you will ever fucking see me wearing, so yeah, so I have a polo, we've a coffee, we've a scone, a fucking scone,
但这是你永远不会看到我穿的东西 对 我手头有polo、咖啡、烤饼 一个踏马烤饼
and we're going to get tested for COVID, what a fucking moring.
然后我们马上要检验核酸啦 真算得上一个早晨
I'm gonna try on, every single outfit in my luggage, which again, back to the haters of all my outfits.
我要试穿 我行李的每一件衣服 又回到 讨厌我咋穿的这帮人身上
I brought leggings, and sweatpants, I wasn't prepared for Miley Cyrus, but like, I'm gonna come on call her daddy you down, I'm like...
我买了打底裤 和运动裤 我还没准备好见Miley Cyrus 但我心里得有个准备 我觉得...
Yeah, let me just... So I don't have a lot about outfit options but... and then Kelly was like, who was doing you make-up? But I was like, me.
是的等一下 我其实没啥衣服能选不过.. 然后Kelly问我 谁替你化妆？我告诉她,我
FUCK!
I haven't been wearing a lot of make-up recently and I think that like that's my vibe, as a... the... this past month, could change in a minute, we could go back to...
我好久没化浓妆了最近 我觉得这就是我的风格 正如过去一个月 变化能挺别快 我们还能找回...
slutty... barbie Alex, but for now I'm kinda liking this, it's like woo, rock the pimple, own the pimple.
风骚的...芭比风Alex 但现在我有点喜欢这样穿 (#PIMPLEGATE) 就好像 脸上长青春痘 就得驾驭青春痘
你睡得怎么样？ 你睡着了吗？
You know what? I slept like a goddamn queen, because I'm meeting the queen today, hopefully.
我告诉你哈 我睡得像个踏马女王 因为偶今天就要去见女王了 如果顺利
I'm just like, praying... to God, that this comes back negative so, my life
我现在就... 向上帝祈祷 结果能是阴性 这样我的生活
can continue on the path that it needs to be, which is meeting Miley Cyrus, let's go, bitches.
就能继续驶入正轨 也就是跟Miley女士见面 走吧 婊贝们
俺正在辐射一些正能量
Okay, I'll be back.
行 我一会回来
一点意思都没有
How did it go, Donny? Are you okay? Donny's okay, Donny wait, my Daddy Gang are obsessed with you.
你咋样,Donny? 你没事吧? Donny没事 诶等一下 老娘的Daddy Gang特迷恋你
OBSESSED!
Donny, you're gonna get so many girls obsessed with you, I won't trust... Guys, Donny and I just got tested, and I know...
Donny 你马上要获得一大波迷妹了 我不信... 各位 Donny跟我刚做完检测 我知道...
ALEX 先别说
I know that you love him, Donny, would you be willing to give out your instagram handle or should I go fuck myself?
我知道你们爱他 Donny,你是愿意公布 你的ins帐号 还是我该滚一边呆着去？
我会给你们的
Wait, really? Donny's like, yes, slide in, bitches.
等等,真的吗? Donny说yes 滑我,婊砸
What is your instagram handle?
你的ins号是多少?
Guys, CHEF.DONNY and he knows how to cook. Have you ever cooked a girl meal?
大伙 Donny是大厨他知道怎么做饭 你给女的做过饭没？
做过
Enough said,kay
聊天结束
all the comments on YouTube, is either like, Alex you dress like a fucking loser, or OMG Donny's so hot, OMG who's Donny? Show his abs, Alex.
油管上所有评论 要不就在说 Alex,你穿得真他妈像一loser 要不就说 天哪,Donny太帅了 天哪,Donny是谁 在?康康他腹肌
And I'm like, if you let me whore you out, I will.
我会说 你要是让我释放你的荡妇天性 没问题
Okay, now we have to wait,
行 现在我们得等结果
The music don't make you wanna like, die a little, like...
这音乐难道不让你 有点心死的感觉
Yeah, I hate my life.
我讨厌我的生活
The Daddy Gang is so fucking crazy, like you guys are literally so smart, and like, I already, I've seen you guys tweeting, being like, hold on.
Daddy Gang真的太疯狂惹 你们真就太聪明啦 而且我本来.. 我已经看到你们发的推 说,等一下
Alex is releasing her episode on Thursday, Miley Cyrus is releasing her song, Thursday night to Friday, what's going on?
Alex新节目要在周四发 Miley Cyrus要发新歌 不是周四就是周五 什么情况惹
You guys are so fucking smart, you already know, I'm trying to be like inconspicuous in the Daddy Gang like so it's Miley Cyrus, you guys get it, you guys know, you little CIA agents.
你们太™聪明啦 你们早就知道了 我尽量不想当Daddy Gang的泄女 告诉你们说麦莉女士要来 你们就是明白 你们这帮小CIA情报员~
你也是阴性
老娘阴性 老娘阴性
Dave just texted to me, how are you not gonna tell me you got Miley? Hi, David. Let's call him.
Dave刚简讯我问 你请到了麦莉怎么没 想着告诉我? 嗨,David 咱打给他吧
Are you excited for me?
你为偶感到高兴吗
当然啦 这是挺大一笔生意
I know, it's dope, and she was like, um, she says she wants to like, film the podcast in like a fucking tree or something, I‘m like, ughf
我知道 这很屌 她告诉我 说她想在一颗树拍节目之类的
这听着也太奇怪了
Yeah, I know, I love it. Do you have a girlfriend?
嗯我知道 我爱了 你有女朋友没?
无
Daddy Gang all up in my shit.
OK, I'll let you know how it goes.
OK 回来有进展再联系
行，拜拜
Such a good relationship, I'm like, Dave, do you have a girlfriend? He's like, so that's your boss. I'm like, just give me the hard hitting fact, we're all fucking negative, ahhhw!
有朋友真好 我问,Dave 你有女票吗？他说,就是你老板 我告诉他,告诉偶血淋淋的事实就行 我们全员都是阴性!
I'm negative motherfuckers! Miley Cyrus here I fucking come!
老娘阴性 混蛋们! 向麦莉女士冲鸭!
This is gonna sound really, really, really fucking corny, but just like, deal with it.
这听上去肯定特特 特陈腔滥调 但是哈 受着点
I don't even like, know what's happening right now, I'm kinda like, blacking out. Like people keeping being like, oh my God, like, how are you feeling? Or like, are you really nervous?
我都不知道,什么情况了现在 有点像,喝断片儿的感觉 就大家一直问我 天哪,你现在啥感觉? 或者,你真的紧张不?
And I'm just like, I don't know, I actually have no idea how I feel at all right now, I'm like, excited,
然后我就回 偶不晓得 我真不知道我现在到底啥感受 我有点,兴奋
I'm nervous, I think I'm just more nervous, like, I'm just hoping she is the way I think she is,
我紧张,我觉得紧张的是 就,我只是希望她是我想像中的那样
And the fact, the case that I literally am not nervous at all, and I think we'll have, like an amazing show, as corny as it is, like, I literally never in a million years
而事实上 情况是我真的一点都不紧张 而且我觉得我们会 做出特棒的一期节目 真就挺陈词滥调的 我哪门子能想到
would expect to be vlogging in Los Angeles being like, I'm going to Miley Cyrus' house to, you know to interview her,
偶会在洛杉矶拍vlog 然后说, 自己要去麦莉的家 去采访她之类的
so it's just kinda like, a w... surreal moment.
所以就是有点 不真实的感觉
So I will see you guys soon, I... I'm just gonna like wear jeans, and like a little top, like I'm like, I don't wanna like look like, I'm trying to go to like, the Met Gala.
咱们一会儿再见 我就打算穿牛仔裤 还有就是一短袖 我觉得,我不想瞅着像自己要去,Met Gala晚会
Although if she'd asked me to wear my prom dress, I definitely would've, but I feel like, Miley's like, very chill. So I'm just like, I'm just gonna wear what like I would normally wear on the daily basis, you know.
不过她要真要求我穿舞会礼服 那就是必须的必 但我觉得 Miley这人挺,休闲的 所以我就想穿我自己平常会穿的一些衣服 造吧?
Stay true to yourself.
面对真实的自己
♬ 我只是个普通妹子惹 有时候我会犯懒 我会无聊 我会害怕 感觉被人冷落 ♬
* Ordinary Girl - Miley Cyrus
I feel like I'm not the type of the person to get starstruck, but I also just think it's gonna be like, so fucking wild seeing this person, in person.
我觉得自己不是那类遇到明星就变疯批的人 但我依旧觉得肯定会特tm疯狂 跟她本人面对面
Just 'cause like, I grew up watching her on television and like, all that shit, so...
因为 我自己就是瞅着她演的电视长大的之类的 所以
I’m gonna go to the bathroom, okay? And I'mma sit there and I'm just gonna, you know, take a minute for myself.
我要去洗手间了好咩？ 然后我要坐在那, 给我自己缓一缓
And I'm not bring you guys in there.
我可不会把你们带进去奥
你什么感觉啊？
There's a genuine part of me that's so excited, I never had someone this big on my show, I usually like, do what I want on my own show.
我心里一部分真特别兴奋 我嘉宾里从来没有这么大名气的 我一般都是 老娘的节目想怎么来就怎么来
People literally say never meet your idols, and I think that that is also something that I'm like,"Oh fuck. I hope she's fucking normal."
人们真的就说千万别去见你偶像 那我觉得这真的 让我不禁要想 Oh fuck,我真希望她正常点儿
But if she's not, who fuck...
但她要不是.. 谁特么...
我想问你自己正常吗？
FUCK NO!
I was thinking about podcasting in the tree, personally, could go against it.
我在思考在树上录节目这一茬 我觉得 就跟正常扯不上关系
想象你从MILEY CYRUS家树上掉下去的亚子
I'm like break my neck, and I'm like, it's fine, it's for the podcast.
我觉得,摔死算了 没事 为节目服务
Keep doing the interview, bring me to the hospital after.
继续录采访哈 待会带偶去医院就行
You guys, things are happening.
各位 尘埃落定啦
这里就是待会儿要录节目的地方
这里有根鸡儿!
-I'm so excited, yeah I'm like, she is a penis. -Okay, I know, I... Just like... The crazy thing is I walk into the room and like, let me see if I can find some dicks and...
-我太兴奋了 这是一根鸡儿 -哈我知道 搞笑的是 我一进屋就在想 让我康康是不是能找到鸡儿,然后...
-Oh, it looks so good... It's honestly the cutest thing ever. -I mean I put all my favorite erotic arts here...
-看着太棒辽 真挺可爱的 -我把自己所有最爱的涩情艺术作品都摆这儿了
"To Miley."
"给麦莉的"
-Oh... oh we, I can see the other one. -Yeah, it was made just for me.
-我瞅见了另外一个 -嗯这专门给我做的
Guys... We have a bunch of dicks.
各位 我们有好多鸡儿
-Don't make this one feel insecure. -Oh no, I'll put it right between my legs.
-别让这一根没有安全感 -不会的 我要把它放我两腿中间
-Here you go, perfect.... -Things are gonna get a little wild.
-给你,敢情好... -气氛变得有点奔放惹
-You tree is dope. -Yeah, so I thought it to be good, and then, it's like, makes a little sparkles on your face, it's cute.
-你家树好屌 -嗯 我也觉得挺好 它这块会给你脸上一些闪闪的效果 特好玩
-And then it, hopefully the sun will start to like... -Ohhhh.
然后 假如说阳光要是变得...
-And it'll be a little like, romantic.
那瞅着就有点 浪漫惹
-But I want to show you... the video, 'cause I need to approve it also. -Okay.
-不过我想给你看一下MV 因为我自己也要审核一下 -好鸭
So I bought this house since I was 17, lived here, until now, this is kind of like, my creative zone and why I can stay in L.A., and like...
那这房子是我17岁买的 直到现在 都像是我的创作空间 也是我留在LA的原因 以及,
I can stay on the grind, 'cause I'm out like near the beach or something... Usually I worked my ass off till a couple of years,
我在这儿工作 我也会去沙滩之类的地方散心 通常我努力工作几年
and then I'll take the dot to DS, and like so, I get too comfortable. I get too comfortable.
然后我会休息会 我呆着特舒服, 我呆着特舒服
I only wrote this song, like 3 weeks ago, and I was doing something else, I was doing another video. And the concept, weirdly aligned
我写这歌也就3周前的事 我那时候在做干别的, 我在拍另一个MV 但是概念却 产生了奇怪的联系
better for this one. Went to the studio, and it was just like cosmic vomit, like it all just started like, coming down from another..
更适合这首 我一到录音室 就感觉像 银河系一般吐出来 然后就都开始 倾泻下来
Sometimes when you write a song, and it's easy, you know that it's meant to be; sometimes a song is worth putting in more efforts than another time.
有时候你写了一首歌 就挺简单 你知道它注定就你的 有时候一首歌值得你花相对多点儿时间
But this one was just like, no efforts. ...started like, coming down, and just making sense and really just writting itself... And when to not just... can get too...
但这首就 毫不费力 一开始就 倾泻而下 然后就特合理 仿佛自己就写好了 假如说你要是
stuck on one, it gets, it's really draining. 'Cause then it just... You feel like, it started coming from the place, you, meaning that is meant for you. Like I think that everything is already meant for you.
在某首给卡住了 感觉就搜索枯肠 接下来你要是觉得有倾泻的流畅感 你知道这就是注定好了的 我觉得很多事情就是注定好了的
And it's already been written, it's already happened in a way. And like, if it's too hard, then just not, it's not yours, it's someone elses'.
歌也是被写好的 它已经按某种方式完成了 要是你觉得实在很困难 那这其实不是你的 它是别人的
但我想给你看一看MV
观看MIDNIGHT SKY的音乐录像带
不好意思我手指碰电脑上了
我老爱摸东西
就我老是坐不住
你懂自我反思
这镜头拍得太好惹
臀部特写
宁必须得拍臀部特写!!
这太重要了
每件OUTFIT都太好康了 偶活了
我每次拍MV的时候 都希望大家 在万圣节的时候打扮成老娘本人
我希望有人能打扮成这样
这里面每一件都是万圣节礼服啊
MILEY,老娘要把这个MV看个日夜不停
现在发生的好多事 只会让这瞅上去更赞
我们要出去吗？
我可不想在这把采访给录了
*等待DONNY把场景给装备好*
-Have you ever done the podcast? -I know I've never done the podcast, I don't think.
-你拍没拍过podcast啊？ -我知道我从来没搞过这类东西
...Kate Moss, so when she walks in the room, you fucking know it. It reeks.
Kate Moss一进屋你特喵的就知道了 内味儿太大了
**Kate Moss是MILEY的一只狗
*飞机的噪音*
...I'm telling you.
我警告你了
Oh, it's coming for us. WE'RE FUCKED!
啊 它冲我们来了 我们完了!
I'm telling you. Check, check, check, flight path 101, coming at you from the tarmac.
我警告过你了 101号航行轨道 从柏油路飞过来撞你了
-...are those burritos? And like, aye, hey hold the burritos. -She said gimme your burritos.
-"...这些是玉米粉圆饼?" 然后又说,"把圆饼拿过来。" -她讲,把圆饼拿给我！
-11 years old, I used to think that like, Minnie Mouse was super fucking hot. -And, did you go past first base?
-11岁我那时候觉得 米妮老鼠无敌超级性感 -你过了一垒吗？
-Yeah, oh yeah, then there are like no reasons to like, dig old bones of life... -But then you're like, okay, this is directly affecting your life, so I'll tell you.
-当然了 不过我好像没啥理由 再回忆过往的琐事... -然后你又觉得, 妈呀这影响到偶的生活了 我还是跟你讲⑧
-If you're starting to feel bad about your vagina, just google dicks. And you'll start feeling okay. -Wait, this is actually like, kind of facts.
-假如你开始讨厌自己底下的小猫 搜一下鸡儿 然后你就会感觉"我又好了" -诶这好像 有点真相
-Do a little bit of trauma, like, my house's buring down, was like, one of the most transforming periods of my life, and... -I can't even imagine.
-经历了一点创伤.. 我家屋子被烧了 感觉是,人生中一个比较大的转捩点 -偶无法想象
Umm, going through massive break up, and, I just feel like, one thing that I gained, through all the loss, is an idea that what I do is for me.
经历过这么大一场分手 那我觉得 从所有的损失中 我学到的一件事 就是我每件事其实都该给自己着想
-...Miley Cyrus. -Thanks for coming over.
-..麦莉·赛勒斯 -感谢特地赶过来
-This was really fun. -This was really...
真挺有意思的奥
-I really like talking about this funny shit. -fun. I love, having you on the show. I had... so much fucking fun. You are officially, a part of the Daddy fucking Gang.
-我真挺爱聊这些搞笑的玩应 -嗯 我很高兴你能做客 我感觉特有劲 你正式是Daddy Gang™的一员啦
-And the tree in the front, is so dope. -So, I thought that's what we were gonna originally sit, but I didn't really wanna treat my ass in terrifying.
-你院儿前面这树好屌哦 -我本来想着我们在这录的 但我不想让自己的屁股太担惊受怕
So, I never um, I never podcasted in a tree, but hopefully like, the branches in like, my asshole, but also, for Miley Cyrus, I'll do it.
我其实从来没在树上录过节目 不过假如说树枝 戳到我屁股 没事 因为麦莉女士 我太可了
So the way I know about your show is due to my assistant who's like a random straight guy that loves your show. But I think that he's just doing it for tea.
所以我是从助理那知道有你们这么一个节目 他就一爱看你节目的普通直男 不过我觉得他是为了听点八卦
-For tea. -So you know a lot to do or not to do.
-八卦? -你尺度把握得比较好
Right, right right, we got the main thing. We thank the God thro...
对对对 我们得切中肯綮 不过也得谢谢老天因为..
-I bought you some whore merch. One of the ones says 'Cheat On Him', so maybe you don't wear that at all. -Oh, I love that.
-我给你买了点衣服 其中一件写着"绿了他" 所以你可能压根不穿 -这不挺好的
I can't even explain how unbelievable that the entire experience was. Literally Miley Cyrus, I feel like she's like, my best fucking friend.
我都没法解释整个过程多不真实 真的 Miley Cyrus 我觉得她就我最好一朋友
What are you doing with your skin, why is your skin so good? My hairstylist told me that water's abrasive.
你都怎么护肤的 为啥你皮肤这么好? 我发型师告诉我水有腐蚀性
等一下 我们发现了DENISE* 和BRANDI GLANVILLE*的秘密
*注：真人秀《比弗利娇妻》中的角色。
He watches it!
他看这个!
-...she... -Iconic.
-她... -太经典了
你看不看《温达普规则》？
I'm like in shock right now, I'm like, how, she's the most normal,
我现在处于震惊之中 我不敢相信 她看着太正常了
I love how like you can go back to footage of me being like, "I hope she's like a normal chick."
你们真该倒回去瞅瞅我之前讲的内些 "我希望她是一正常妹子。"
I know she's not normal, 'cause she's so fucking famous.
"我知道她不普通 因为她太tm火了"
Oh fuck, I hope she's fucking normal.
"Oh fuck, 我希望她正常点"
You're like, so normal.
"你也太..正常了吧"
Yeah I can't believe that was my first experience with not only a celebrity but the one person in my entire career that like, if I could've gone in a room with, that would be Miley Cyrus.
那我始终没法相信这不仅是我整个生涯中与明星的首次接洽 而且她还是那种 要问我愿意跟谁老呆一块 内人就是麦莉女士
And I was just in a room with her, I'm so fucking excited for you guys. Go listen to the new episode, it would be out by now, go listen to her fucking song.
而且我真跟她呆一块了 我替你们也兴奋 赶紧去听我最新一期节目 已经发行了 赶紧去听她的新单
L.A. I fucking love you. I really think by coast still exist bitches. It's the mood, it's the fucking mood. I love you guys, I'll see you guys back in New York.
LA 俺太爱你了 真心觉得海岸边也有牛逼的婆娘 就这个调调 就这个调调才对 爱你们 咱们纽约再见
I want to be corny as fuck right now,
现在老娘又要讲一些滥情的词汇了
逗你玩 我还在LA
the fact that I just went to Miley Cyrus' house, sat with her, got to know her as a human being,
情况就是我去了麦莉的家、跟她坐一块、把她当作一个人来认识
she is so genuine, and like, fucking normal. Even though she's not normal, she's normal.
她太zqsg了 而且特正常 就算她不是一般人 她很正常
Talking to her, off camera, on camera, she's the same person. She's so sweet and-
给她讲话 镜内镜外 都是同一个人 她太贴心了而且—
There were just like, little things that she did through me being there, that she did not have to fucking do. And she was just, she was just amazing, the entire experience was amazing.
我在那会儿 有好多小细节她根本没必要为我顾及 但她都做了 她真的太棒辽 整个体验都很棒
I'm so blessed that I have a job that allows me to meet people like this, like.
我特幸运自己能有一工作 允许我接触到这样的人
Li... I know I keep saying it in this video, but it's like holy fucking shit, if you told me-my younger self, like, oh by the way you're gonna have Miley Cyrus on your show one day, I will tell you to go fuck yourself.
我知道我已经说好几遍了 但是我的妈呀 假如你告诉年轻时候的我说 告诉你一句哈, 有一天你会把麦莉请到自己的节目上 我会让你滚一边去
'Cause like, no. And there I am in her house, meeting with her. and I wish that you guys could've all been there with me and I'm hoping that the podcast, and this vlog, you guys get to feel like you were there with me.
因为不可能 而彼时我又坐在她屋里见到了她 你们要有机会跟我 一块去就好了 我也希望通过节目跟这个vlog 你们能感觉到自己在场
I try to show as much as possible, because, I'm like, the only reason I'm fucking there is because of you guys.
我真的尽量有多露面 因为我能在这儿的唯一原因就是因为你们
Alex Cooper is not usually speechless, this bitch is speechless. But yeah, I don't know, I just want to like, take a second to chill. 'Cause, Mr. sexy Zoom Man is...
Alex Cooper一般不会没话可讲 本碧池真没话讲了 不过我也不知道 我只是想让自己缓会儿神 因为我性感的Zoom Man
running a little late. Just now, like moving forward, but what's to come now? And I feel like the Daddy Gang is like, we can do whatever the fuck we want.
还没赶过来 现在每天都在前进 但接下来呢？ 我就觉得Daddy Gang就 我们真的想干什么都行
We spoke it into existence, Daddy Gang do you remember? When Miley Cyrus' wearing the Daddy hat, the Daddy Gang went insane, they're like, let's get her on the show. Let's get her on the show. Let's get her on the show.
我们说着就成真的了 你们还记得吗成员们? 当Miley Cyrus戴着我们帮派的帽子 大家都变疯批了 所有人都说,把她弄上节目!把她弄上节目!把她弄上节目!
And I swear like, your energy and like, your support made this fucking happen, I'm like,
我发誓 正是你们的能量和鼓励让这一切发生了 我觉得,
Daddy Gang is the fucking strongest gang, and like, not a violent gang in the world, it's just more sexual, we're just like to, you know what I mean,
Daddy Gang就是坠吊的! 而且是非暴力性的帮派 只是偏向于奔放 我们喜欢...
Anyways, I love you guys so much. This vlog has been nothing but happiness, sex with men and,
按你胃 我爱你们惹 我的vlog充盈着快乐的气息、跟男人为爱鼓掌
sex with now Miley, and just a whole lot of fucking fun.
现在又能跟麦莉为爱鼓掌 真的特别有意思
我爱你们
Yeah, you just go get hammered & have sex, bye.
喝个酩酊大醉 然后做爱做的事 拜~
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