Now, Tom, this is the first time you've been trusted
现在，汤姆，这是你第一次被信任
with such a large consignment of raw sewage.
处理如此大规模的未经处理污水。
- Are you sure you'll be all right? - Don't worry about me at all.
- 你确定你会没事吗？ - 别为我担心。
This button opens the doors and this one shoots the sewage out.
这个按钮打开门，而这个则用来排放污水。
(Tom ) This for the doors and this shoots the stuff out?
（汤姆）这是开门用的，而这一个则是用来发射东西？
- No, the other way around. - Right you are!
- 不，反过来。 - 你说得对！
Good luck, so.
祝你好运，就这样。
July the 19th. Why does that strike me as important?
7月19日。 为什么我觉得这个日子很重要呢？
Yes!
是的！
July 19th? I wouldn't know, Ted, you big bollocks.
7月19日？我不知道，泰德，你这个大蠢材。
I'm sorry?
对不起？
I said I wouldn't know, Ted, you big bollocks.
我说我不知道，泰德，你这个大蠢材。
Have you been reading those Roddy Doyle books again, Dougal?
道格尔，你又在读罗迪·多伊尔的书了吗？
I have, yeah, Ted, you big gobshite.
我有啊，泰德，你这个大蠢蛋。
That's all very well. But remember, they're just stories.
那很好听。 但请记住，它们只是故事。
Normal people like us don't use that language.
我们普通人不会使用那种语言。
- This is the real world. - Oh, you're right there, Ted.
- 这才是真实的世界。 - 哦，你说得对，泰德。
Anyway, any idea why July the 19th should be so important?
不管怎样，你有没有想过为什么7月19日会如此重要？
Would that be the day the Ice Age ended?
那会不会是冰河时代结束的日子？
No, Dougal!
不，道格尔！
They can't be that precise about the Ice Age.
他们关于冰河时代的精确度不可能那么高。
I'll look it up in the diary.
我将在日记里查找它。
July 19th. "On this day, Galway liberated from Indians...
7月19日。“在这天，加利福尼亚解放了印第安人……”
"Marathon becomes Snickers"...
“马拉松变成士力架”（这里指巧克力品牌）......
A-ha, Ted! "Ice Age ends."
哎呀，泰德！“冰河时代结束了。”
Time for tea, Fathers.
该喝茶了，各位神父。
Mrs Doyle, is anything important about July the 19th?
多伊尔太太，7月19日有什么重要的事情吗？
It doesn't matter what day it is, Father,
无论今天是什么日子，神父，这都没关系。
there's always time for a nice cup of tea.
总会有时间享受一杯好茶的。
Didn't our Lord Himself on the cross pause for a nice cup of tea
我们的主他自己在十字架上不也曾停下来享用过一壶好茶吗？
before giving Himself up for the world?
在牺牲自己为这个世界之前？
No, He didn't, Mrs Doyle!
不，多伊尔太太！他没有停下来喝茶。
Whatever equivalent they had for tea in those days -
那些日子他们用来代替茶的任何等同物-
cake or whatever.
蛋糕或者其他什么的。
And speaking of cake... I have cake.
说到蛋糕......我有蛋糕。
I'm fine for cake, Mrs Doyle.
对我来说，多伊尔太太，蛋糕已经足够了。
Are you sure, Father?
你确定吗，神父？
There's cocaine in it.
它里面含有可卡因。
There's what?!
有啥！？
Oh, no, not cocaine. What am I on about?
哦不，不是可卡因。我在说什么啊？
No, I meant... What do you call them?
不，我是想说...你叫它们什么？
Raisins.
葡萄干。
Right. I won't, thanks.
好的，谢谢，我不需要。
Ah, you will.
啊，你会的。
Sure, it's only small. It's just a tiny little cake.
当然，它很小。只是一块小小的蛋糕。
You won't feel it. You won't even know you're eatin' it.
你不会感觉到它的。甚至都不知道你在吃它。
No, I will know I'm eating it, Mrs Doyle.
不，我会知道我在吃它的，多伊尔太太。
No, you won't! Look at the size of it!
不，你不会的！看看它的大小！
It's hardly even a cake. It's a micro-cake.
这几乎算不上是一个蛋糕。它只是一个微小的蛋糕罢了。
- No, Mrs Doyle, I really won't... - Aw, come on now.
- 不，多伊尔太太，我真的不会... - 哼，来吧，现在。
It's got raisins...
它有葡萄干......
cherries...cinnamon!
樱桃......肉桂！
- Cinnamon? - Oh, yes.
- 肉桂？ - 是的。
I do love cinnamon. What the heck, I'll have one.
我确实喜欢肉桂。好嘞，我就吃一个。
Great!
太好了！
No. No, Father, I'm forcing you.
不。不对，神父，我是强迫你的。
No, you're not. Really!
不，你不是。真的很不是那么回事！
- I love cinnamon. - No, no, you're just being polite.
我爱肉桂。 不，并非如此，你只是在客气。
If you don't want any, all you have to do is say "no".
如果你不想吃的话，你只需要说“不要”。
Just that one little word, "no".
就仅仅是那个小小的字，“不”。
It's a lovely word our Lord gave us to use when we don't want any cake.
这是一主赐给我们用在不想吃蛋糕时的美好的词。
Yes, but just this once, I'd actually love some cake.
是的，但这一次，我真的很想吃一块蛋糕。
Well, you can't have any!
好的，你不能有任何！
I want cake!
我想要蛋糕！
No, I'm just going out to have these destroyed.
不，我只是出去把这些破坏掉。
Sorry about that, Father.
对不起，神父。
Anyway, this date thing is bothering me now.
不管怎样，现在这个日期的问题困扰着我。
July the 19th. Is there something we always do on July 19th?
7月19日。我们总是在7月19日做些什么吗？
- (Crashing) - (Jack) Drink!
-（巨响声） -（杰克）喝！
- Is it something to do with Jack? - Maybe it's...
- 这和杰克有关吗？ - 或许是……
- Oh, God, it's not his bath?! - Oh, no, it couldn't be!
- 哦，上帝，不是他的澡吗？！ - 天哪，不能是吧！
No, wait! Calm down! He's just had his bath!
不，等等！冷静下来！他刚洗了澡！
Remember? Just before Christmas.
记得吗？就在圣诞节前。
Oh, thank God for that! God Almighty!
哦，感谢上帝！全能的上帝！
- You Ok? - I think so.
- 你还好吗？ - 我想是的。
So what could it be?
那么会是什么呢？
A-ha! Holiday.
哎呀！假期。
(Ted) Come on, Dougal. Better get moving.
(泰德) 快点，道格尔。得动身了。
Where'll be go on holiday, Ted?
我们会去哪里度假，泰德？
- God, I don't know. - Pearson's?
- 天哪，我不知道。 - 皮尔森家吗？
Mr Pearson doesn't like people staying. It's not a guesthouse.
皮尔森先生不喜欢有人逗留。这里不是招待所。
- Is it not? - No, no.
- 难道不是吗？ - 不，不。
Remember the argument last year when we tried to stay the second week?
还记得去年我们试图再住第二周时的那一场争论吗？
Wait! Father O'Rourke's caravan! He said we could use it anytime.
等一下！奥'罗克神父的拖车！他说我们可以随时使用。
Oh, no, Ted, not again! It's very small.
哦，天哪，泰德，又来了！它非常小。
No, he got a new one. Apparently it's twice as big. Let's go!
不，他换了一个新的。看起来大了一倍。我们走吧！
- He said it's the one at the end. - There it is! Look! It's HUGE!
- 他说是最后一个位置的那个。 - 就在那里！看！它好大啊！
Calm down. We're here, Father.
冷静点。我们在这里，神父。
(Jack) Feck off.
(杰克) 别缠着我。
I think it's the best caravan in the whole world.
我认为这是世界上最好的拖车。
Dougal?
道格尔？
Where's the trailer with all the stuff in it?
装满东西的那个拖车在哪里？
Next you'll tell me you didn't lock the front door!
下一步你会告诉我，你没锁前门！
Ah, Ted, come on...
哦，泰德，来吧……
Drink!
喝！
In a minute, Father, I promise you.
过会儿，神父，我保证。
This is great, isn't it, Ted? Telly and all.
这真是太棒了，对吧，泰德？电视和一切都有了。
This is what it's all about.
这就是全部的意义所在。
(Woman ) Wait a second! You've got to do my back!
（女士）等一下！你得帮我按摩背部啊！
(Man ) I'm wrinklin' like a raisin in there. I'll be back in a sec.
（男士）我在里面皱得跟干果一样。我马上回来。
Father Ted Crilly,
泰德·克利尔神父
Craggy Island Parochial House, Craggy Island.
克里吉斯岛教区住宅，克里吉斯岛。
That's C-R-A-G-G-Y Island.
那是克里吉斯岛。
Honestly, Officer, I can't apologise enough...
坦白地说，警官， 我已经无法足够地道歉了......
God, that was so embarrassing!
天啊，那真是太尴尬了！
Ted, if that's not our one, which one is?
泰德，如果这不是我们的那个， 那到底是哪一个？
(Door creaks)
（门吱呀作响）
Sure, this is great. And it is bigger than last year's one.
当然，这很棒。而且比去年的那个大。
What'll we do first, Ted?
我们先做什么，泰德？
We'll take it easy for a while,
我们会稍微轻松一下。
just get settled into the old caravan.
就先在那辆旧拖车里安顿下来好了。
Right, that's enough of that.
好的，到此为止了。
Where'll we go?
我们去哪儿？
Here's a booklet, Ted.
这是本小册子，泰德。
Places of interest.
旅游景点。
St kevin's Stump... Mmm, that sounds good.
圣凯文的树桩... 嗯，听起来不错。
The Magic Road! Oh-ho!
神奇的道路！哦-呼！
Two places of interest.
两个旅游景点。
What's the Magic Road, Ted?
泰德，神奇的道路是什么？
A bizarre natural wonder where everything's gone haywire
一个奇特的自然奇观，一切都乱套了
and nothing works like it should.
而且一切都不像应该的那样运作。
A bit like you, Dougal. Except it's a road.
有点儿像你，道格尔，只不过那是一条路罢了。
I still don't understand. It's a kind of a mad road?
我还是不明白。这是一条疯狂的道路吗？
It's called a strange phenomenon.
它被称为奇异现象。
If you took off a car's hand-brake, it'd roll UP-hill.
如果你取下一辆车的手刹，车子会上坡滚动。
And water flows UP it.
水会向上流过它。
That's as mad as what you told me about the loaves and fishes!
那简直和你告诉我关于五个面包和两条鱼的故事一样疯狂！
No, Dougal. That's not mad.
不，道格尔。那不是疯狂。
That's when our Lord got one or two bits of food
那就是我们的主获得了一些食物的时候
and turned it into a whole pile of food for dinner.
并且把它转变成了足够一顿晚餐的食物。
God, He was fantastic, wasn't He?
天啊，他真是太棒了，对吧？
Ah, He was brilliant.
啊，他真棒。
- Father, have any preferences? - HOLIDAY!
- 神父，有任何偏好吗？ - 假日！
Yes, we're on holiday. Would you like to go anywhere?
是的，我们正在度假。你想去任何地方吗？
- WHAT? - Would you like to go somewhere?
- 啥？ - 你想去哪里吗？
WHO ARE YOU?
你是谁？
I was asking, would you like to go somewhere now that we're here?
我是在问，既然我们已经到了这里，你想去某个地方吗？
- Perhaps for a lovely walk? - I LIkE CAkE!
- 或许可以来一场美丽的散步？ - 我喜欢蛋糕！
Yes, I think I'll just stop talking to Father Jack now.
是的，我想我现在应该停止和杰克神父说话了。
Where am I? What's that thing there?
我在哪里？那边是什么东西？
Are those my feet?
那些是我的脚吗？
Let's get him to sleep and head off ourselves.
我们让他先睡着， 然后我们自己出发。
Ok, Father...into your box.
好的，神父……进到你的盒子里去。
Drink! Arse! Girls!
喝！屁股！女孩们！
Dri... (Snoring)
呼噜...（打鼾声）
Let's go and look for the Magic Road. The holiday starts here!
我们去寻找神奇的道路吧。 假期从这里开始！
Come on, let's play Scrabble.
来吧，让我们玩玩字谜游戏。
Did you bring the travel Scrabble?
你带旅行版的字谜游戏了吗？
I brought the normal Scrabble AND the travel Scrabble.
我带来了标准版的字谜游戏以及旅行版的字谜游戏。
Travel Scrabble for travelling and the normal for when we arrived.
旅行用的字谜游戏便于出行，而正常版本则是在我们到达目的地时使用。
Good man.
好人。
Ah, no, now that I think of it, I didn't bring either of them.
啊，不，现在想起来， 我两者都没带。
- Right. - God, I'm an awful eejit.
- 好的。 - 天啊，我真是个糟糕透顶的蠢蛋。
So...what do we do for the next two weeks?
所以……接下来两周我们打算做什么？
Will I put on the kettle?
我会去煮水吗？
Yeah, go on.
嗯，接着说。
(kettle hums)
(电热水壶嗡嗡作响)
Must be one of the ones that clicks off automatically.
一定是那个自动跳闸的一个。
Yes...
是的...
Bit of steam there.
一点蒸汽在那里。
Incidentally, did you bring any teabags?
顺便说一下，你带茶叶包了吗？
No.
不。
Right!
好的！
(kettle clicks off)
(电热水壶跳闸停止）
kettle's boiled there, Ted.
电热水壶那边已经煮好了，Ted。
Hmm, yeah.
嗯，对。
Will I put more water in and turn it on again?
我会再加点水然后重新开启吗？
No, I liked it best the first time.
不，我最喜欢第一次那样。
Maybe we could turn it on with no water at all, see what happens.
或许我们可以根本不加水就开启它，看看会发生什么情况。
I don't think you should do that. It would just blow up.
我认为你不应该那样做。那样只会爆炸。
You'd be picking lumps of metal out of your face for a year.
你得一年都在脸上捡金属块。
You'd have puffy fish lips bigger than your face.
你的嘴唇会肿胀得像大鱼嘴一样，比你的脸还大。
Like Father Bigley.
就像Bigley先生。
Exactly like Father Bigley.
完全就像Bigley先生。
Maybe that's what happened to him.
也许那就是发生在他的事情。
96...97...
98...99...
100! Coming...
100！来...
..ready or not.
无论准备好了与否。
- Found you. - Ahh!
- 找到你了。 - 啊！
It's your go.
该你了。
One...two...
一...二...
three...four...
三...四...
five...six...
五...六...
Ok, one last time.
好的，最后一次。
These are small,
这些都是小的，
but the ones out there are far away.
但是外面的东西都离得很远。
Small...
小......
..far away.
.....很远。
Ah, forget it!
啊，算了！
Ted, you know how your eyes sometimes play tricks on you?
Ted，你知道有时候你的眼睛会给你造成错觉吗？
- I know! Father Larry Duff! - Ah, Larry!
- 我知道！是Larry Duff神父！ - 啊，Larry！
He sometimes comes around this area. He's tremendous fun.
他有时候会在这片区域出现。他非常有趣。
I'll call him on his mobile phone. I got him one for Christmas.
我会用他的手机号给他打电话。我在圣诞节时送了他一部手机。
He's always complaining that nobody rings him.
他总是抱怨没有人给他打电话。
(Humming cheerfully)
（欢快地哼唱）
(Ringing)
（电话铃声响起）
AHHHHHH!
啊！
Must have it switched off.
一定是关掉了。
Why's it called St kevin's Stump?
为什么它被称为圣凯文的小树桩？
It doesn't say.
它没有说明。
So is this what all holidays are like, Ted?
所以，Ted，所有的假期都是这样吗？
Actually...yeah.
实际上......是的。
Anyway, we'd better get back to Jack.
无论如何，我们最好还是回去找Jack。
He said he'd stay put by the cliffs.
他说他会留在悬崖旁边不动。
(Snoring)
（打鼾）
Drink!
喝！
Drink! Drink! Drink!
喝！喝！喝！
Can we go over to the rock and back, Ted?
我们可以去岩石那边然后回来，Ted？
Well...
嗯......
Come on, Ted, we're on holidays. Live a little.
来吧，Ted，我们是在度假。享乐一点也好。
All right, but then back to Jack.
好的，但是之后还是要回到Jack那里。
Drink! Drink!
喝！喝！
Dri-i-i-i-i-i...!
滴-里-里-里-里......！
(Thud)
（砰一声）
Well, here we are.
好了，我们到了。
Will we go over to that fence now?
我们现在要去那边的栅栏吗？
No, we might just blow up with excitement.
不，我们可能会因为兴奋而爆炸。
Let's save something for next week.
让我们留点东西给下个星期吧。
(Woman moaning)
（女性呻吟声）
Father Ted Crilly,
Ted Crilly神父，
Craggy Island Parochial House...
克里吉奇岛主教座堂...
C-R... Sure, you know all that.
C-R... 当然，你都知道。
Listen, you know the business of reporting missing persons?
听着，你知道寻人这件事吗？
I've heard of it, yes.
我听说过它，是的。
Does it cost money to report a missing person?
报告失踪人员要花钱吗？
- No. - Great.
- 不是。 - 太好了。
We've lost one of our party - Father Jack Hackett.
我们失去了一位同伴 - 神父杰克·哈克特神父。
God, how would you describe him?
上帝，你如何描述他？
- Mid-fifties... - To mid-eighties.
- 五十多岁到... - 八十岁左右。
Tremendous smell of vegetables.
强烈的蔬菜香味。
- Angry. Very angry man. - Hates children.
- 非常生气的男人。 - 厌恶孩子。
Likes the odd drink.
喜欢偶尔喝一杯。
And don't come up on him from behind, he won't like that at all.
并且不要从后面靠近他，他会非常不喜欢那样。
One thing - do you carry those electric stunner gadgets?
一件事——你随身携带那种电击眩晕装置吗？
- No. Why? - Oh, no reason.
- 没有。为什么？ - 哦，没什么原因。
Right, anything else I can do while I'm here?
好的，在我在这里的时候还有其他事情可以帮忙吗？
Want to confess to any unsolved murders or anything?
想坦白任何未解决的谋杀案或其他事情吗？
No, we're fine for the old... unsolved murders.
不，我们对老...未解决的谋杀案没有兴趣。
Some holiday this is turning out to be!
这个假期真是越来越有趣了！
Come on. Now Jack's gone, there'll be more room in the caravan.
来吧。现在Jack走了，房车里会宽敞一些。
# Ebony and ivory
# 黑白键
# Live together in perfect harmony
# 共同生活在完美的和谐之中
# Side by side on my piano keyboard
# 我钢琴键盘旁并肩排列
# Oh, Lord, why can't we-e-e-e #
# 哦，上帝，为什么我们不能呢？#
- Ted! - Hello, Noel.
- Ted！ - 嗨，Noel。
What are you doing here?
你在这里干什么？
Well, this is our caravan...
好了，这是我们的小屋...
- Father O'Rourke offered it to us! - Yes, so I see.
- 罗厄尔克神父提供给我们！ - 是的，我明白了。
He must say it to everyone.
他必须告诉每一个人。
Room for two more in the St Luke's Youth Group?
圣卢克青年团还剩下两个名额吗？
- (Groan ) - Motion passed!
- （呻吟 ） - 运动通过！
Sit down and we'll have a song. Will you sing one, Ted?
坐下，我们唱个歌。Ted，你能唱一个吗？
No, I won't, thanks...
不，我不会，谢谢……
You've a lovely voice! Very like Celine Dion!
你的声音非常迷人！很像席琳·迪翁！
We can dance, then! Tony, stick on the Riverdance album!
我们可以跳舞啊！托尼，放起《河之舞》专辑吧！
Actually... Actually, Noel, I'm quite tired.
实际上... 实际上，Noel，我挺累的。
What? Actually, we're all a bit exhausted from the old singing.
什么？实际上，我们大家都从唱歌中感到有些疲惫了。
Some of us overdid it down the old local last night!
我们当中有些人昨晚在老地方喝过头了！
Gerry Fields knows who I'm talking about!
Gerry Fields 知道我在说什么！
Huh, what, eh?
嗯，什么，啊？
Yeah.
是的。
We arrived back at... God! it must have been half ten!
我们回到了... 哇哦！已经是十点半了！
And some of us crawled in!
我们当中有些人爬进去的！
Janine Reilly knows what I'm talking about!
珍妮·里利知道我在说什么！
- Don't you?! - Yeah...
- 不是这样的吗？！ - 是的......
And she wasn't the only one!
她也不是唯一的人！
Tony Lynch!
托尼·林奇！
TONY LYNCH! He knows! Look at him, all sweetness and light!
托尼·林奇！他知道！看看他，多友善，多光明！
He wasn't when he crawled into bed at ten past eleven!
当他十一点过十分爬进床里的时候，他就不再那么乖巧了！
Hello. Father Noel Furlong. You're a fine young fella.
你好。诺埃尔·福林神父。 你真是个优秀的年轻人。
What age would you say I am? Guess. What age would you say?
你觉得我多大了？猜一猜。 你觉得我多大年纪呢？
He knows. Don't tell him!
他知道。别告诉他！
Go on, guess. What would you say?
继续猜，你觉得呢？
40.
40
Ted, haven't seen you in ages. How are you?
Ted，好几年没见你了。你好吗？
# I SAW THE WHOLE OF THE MOON
### 我看到了整个月亮
# There at the turnstiles with the wind at your heels
在那里，在检票口处， 微风轻轻拂过你的后背
# You stretched for the stars and you know how it feels
### 你为了星辰伸出手，你知道那感觉是怎样的
# Too high
### 太高了
# Too far
### 过远了
# Too soon, you saw the whole of the moon #
### # 来得太早， 你看到了整个月亮 #
# Dirty old town
### 脏旧的城市
# Dirty old to-o-own! #
### 脏兮兮的老城！###
Oh, God, Ted, they have me worn out!
哦，天啊，Ted，他们把我累坏了！
They're a mad crowd!
他们是疯了一样的人群！
What time is it?
现在几点了？
Half ten! know what?
十点半！你知道吗？
We should all go to bed.
我们都应该去睡觉。
Where's Tony Lynch off to? Probably to get some heroin!
托尼·林奇要去哪儿？ 可能是去买海洛因！
No, I'm just going to the toilet, Father.
不，我只是去一下洗手间，神父。
Anyone else need to go? Ted, Dougal, are you Ok?
还有人需要去吗？ Ted和Dougal，你们还好吧？
We're grand, thanks, Noel.
我们很好，谢谢，诺埃尔。
Sure you don't need a little tinkle?
确定不需要小解一下吗？
I'm fine, thanks. I'll go again.
我很好，谢谢。我会再去一次。
Don't keep it in, your bladder could go mental.
别憋着， 你的膀胱可能会出问题的。
- Yes... - My friend Father Sweeney,
- 是的... - 我的朋友神父斯威尼，
he had a bladder about the size of a Terry's Chocolate Orange...
他有一个大小如特里巧克力橙子一样的膀胱......
NOEL!
诺埃尔！
I REALLY... I'm fine. Ok? I'm fine.
我真的... 我很好。好吧？我很好。
You're like a bunch of camels!
你就像一帮骆驼！
Anyway, we'll get the sleeping bags out.
不管怎样，我们会拿出睡袋。
Will it not be a bit cramped?
会不会有点拥挤呢？
Not at all. The more the merrier!
一点也不，人越多越好！
(Noel) St Colum's had a great football team in the mid-'50s.
（诺埃尔）圣科尔姆斯队在20世纪50年代中期有一支很棒的足球队伍。
They won the Father Fitzgibbon Cup.
他们赢得了费茨吉本神父杯。
Father Fitzgibbon. The thing about him was he LOOkED like a cup!
费茨吉本神父奖杯。关于他的一点是，他看起来就像是一个奖杯！
Great big ears like handles!
大大的耳朵像把手一样！
Do you remember him, Ted?
你记得他吗，Ted？
Ted? Do you remember?
Ted？你还记得吗？
YES! I remember him, Noel.
是的！我记得他，诺埃尔。
Oooohh! Who's a bit of a Moaning Michael tonight?
哦！今晚谁有点像爱抱怨的迈克尔呢？
God Almighty, it's nearly six o'clock in the morning!
天啊，都快早上六点了！
I think what we should all do now is...
我觉得我们现在应该做的是......
TELL A FEW GHOST STORIES!
讲几个鬼故事吧！
- Ted? - Yes?
-Ted？ -嗯？
I'm going mad.
我快疯了。
Yes, let's get out of here, let's go home.
是的，我们离开这里吧，回家去。
(Noel) Whoooo!
（诺埃尔）呼呼！
Who's that now?
现在是谁啊？
Is that Gerry Fields heading off to the disco?
那是吉莉·菲尔兹要去迪斯科吗？
We're just heading out for some fresh air.
我们只是出去透透气。
Don't forget to bring us back some!
不要忘了给我们带一些回来！
Right so...you big feckin' eejit!
好了，你这个大混蛋！
What about Jack?
杰克怎么办？
Chances are he's on Craggy Island. He has an amazing homing instinct.
他很有可能在克雷吉群岛。他的导航本能极其惊人。
We'll find him with a smile on his face
我们会找到他的，那时他会面带微笑。
and his arms outstretched to welcome us back.
他的手臂伸展着，欢迎我们归来。
What?
什么？
Well, maybe not the smile on his face...
嗯，也许不是他脸上的微笑……
or the outstretched arms...
或者伸展的手臂......
or the welcome back, but he's probably there.
或者说欢迎我们回来，但他可能在那里。
Oh, God, your man! Don't let him see us!
哦，天啊，你的那个人！别让他看见我们！
Gerry! Gerry!
Gerry!
吉莉！
- Open! Please open! - He's a fair bit away yet.
- 开门！请开门！ - 他还有一段距离呢。
Might be worth speeding up there a bit, Ted.
可能值得Ted稍微加快一点速度。
Sorry about that.
关于那件事，我很抱歉。
Bloody perverts!
该死的色鬼！
He's probably very cold now his towel's blown away.
现在他的毛巾被吹走后，他可能非常冷。
(Dougal) Maybe we should let him off.
（道格尔）或许我们应该放过他。
I've been thinking about it, but I'm sure he'll start giving out to us.
我一直在考虑，但我觉得他会开始数落我们。
- Pretend we didn't see him. - I doubt he'd believe us.
- 像没看到他一样装作没事。 - 我怀疑他会相信我们的。
- We'd better let him off, Ted. - Oh, all right. I suppose so.
- 我们最好放过他，Ted。 - 好吧，我想也是。
- Get out of the car! - Hello again.
- 快下车！ - 再次见到你真高兴。
Get out of the car. Right!
下车。好了！
I think he's calming down a bit.
我认为他正在平静下来一点。
- (Breaking glass) - Ah, now! Now...!
- （玻璃破碎声） - 哎呀，现在！现在......！
Come on! There's absolutely no need for that type of nonsense!
来吧！完全没有必要搞那种胡闹的事情！
He's puncturing the tyres, Ted.
他正在扎破轮胎，Ted。
You're impressing nobody with that type of thing!
那种事情根本没人会对你刮目相看！
God, Ted, I'm so tired. Maybe we should go back.
天啊，Ted，我好累。或许我们应该回去。
Oh, no! I'm not going anywhere near Noel Furlong again.
哦不！我再也不想接近诺埃尔·弗林邦了。
God knows what they're up to by now!
老天知道他们到目前为止在搞些什么！
(Irish jig)
（爱尔兰踢踏舞）
(Horn )
(喇叭音)
Ted, it's a big truck! It can give us a lift!
Ted，那是一辆大卡车！我们可以搭它的便车！
Oh, thank God!
哦，感谢上帝！
Hello, Fathers.
你好，神父们。
Tom, thank God, Tom! We need a lift.
汤姆，谢天谢地，是汤姆！我们需要搭车。
Fair enough, Fathers. I'll open the door.
好的，神父们。 我来开门吧。
(Rumbling and whooshing)
(隆隆声和呼啸声)
Sorry about that, Fathers.
关于那件事，神父们，我道歉。
(Mumbling)
(低语)
Father, you're awake!
爸爸，你醒啦！
Thank God! It took us ages to pull you on board.
感谢上帝！我们花了好长时间才把你拉上船。
(Muttering)
(喃喃自语)
Will you have something to drink?
你要喝点什么吗？
96...97...98...99...100.
Coming now, ready or not.
来找你了，无论你准备好了与否。