>> FROM COMEDY CENTRAL'S
WORLD NEWS HEADQUARTERS IN
NEW YORK, THIS IS THE DAILY
SHOW WITH JON STEWART.
(CHEERS AND APPLAUSE)
>> Jon: WELCOME TO THE DAILY
SHOW, MY NAME IS JON
STEWART.
MY GUEST TONIGHT,
EVERYBODY'S BUZZING IN THE
OFFICE TONIGHT.
WE GOT OURSELVES TAYLOR
SCHILLING.
TAYLOR SCHILLING IS GOING TO
JOIN US.
(APPLAUSE)
>> I DON'T EVEN KNOW WHERE
TO START.
LAST WEEK WAS AMAZING!
ALL RIGHT, WE ALL KNOW
COUNTRY'S BEEN IN A BIT OF A
ROUGH PATCH LATLY.
THE [BLEEP], I BELIEVE IT'S
REFERRED TO.
(LAUGHTER)
BUT THEN ALL OF A SUDDEN OUT
OF NOWHERE, CONFEDERATE
FLAGS START COMING DOWN,
SUPREME COURT DECISIONS
SUPPORTING HEALTH CARE, FAIR
HOUSING, MARRIAGE EQUALITY.
IT WAS A DISPLAY--
(CHEERS AND APPLAUSE)
>> Jon: STUNNING IN ITS-- IT
WAS A DISPLAY STUNNING IN
ITS ALACRITY AND ITS
COMPLETENESSMENT
TRADITIONALLY VICTIMIZED
COMMUNITIES GRANTED THE
LEGAL DIGNITY THAT HAD BEEN
DENIED THEM SO MANY YEARS.
TRULY A MOMENT OF JOY, OR,
OR, OR--
(LAUGHTER)
TO PUT THAT ANOTHER WAY --
(LAUGHTER)
BOO!
>> Jon: THEY'RE NOT BOOING,
THEY'RE SAYING CRUZ!
WHY, WHAT-- WHAT IS WRONG,
THE DARKEST 24-- WHAT IS
WRONG-- THE INSURANCE
EXCHANGES REMAIN OPEN, SIR,
AND COMMITTED SAME-SEX
COUPLES CAN FORM LIFELONG
STABILIZING LIFE LONG
LEGALIZEED BONDS, TRULY
VOLDEMORT HAS RISEN AND THE
LIVING WILL ENVY THE DEAD.
WHAT IS YOUR WORLDVIEW.
OF COURSE WE NEED NOT TAKE
SERIOUSLY THE HYPERBOLIC
APOCALYPTIC RANTINGS OF A
SITTING UNITED STATES
SENATOR.
LUCKILY FOR SENATOR CRUZ
THERE WERE OTHER SURVIVORS
OF GOOD NEWSMAGEDDON.
>> IT WAS A HUGE LOSS FOR
DEMOCRACY.
>> THEY ESSENTIALLY TURNED
THE U.S. CONSTITUTION ON ITS HEAD
AND I BELIEVE PUT A NAIL IN
THE DEMOCRATIC PROCESS.
>> THERE WILL BE AN EFFORT
TO FORCE PEOPLE TO CONFORM.
>> THIS IS REDEFINING A
FUNDAMENTAL INSTITUTION.
>> SUPPOSE THREE PEOPLE SAY
WE WANT TO BE A MARRIAGE.
WE'RE THREE PEOPLE, AND WE
LOVE EACH OTHER AND WE WANT
TO BE MARRIED.
WHAT'S TO PREVENT THAT UNDER
THIS?
(LAUGHTER)
>> Jon: BECAUSE PEOPLE
AREN'T BORN POLYGAMISTS.
YOU KNOW, I KNEW EVEN WHEN I
WAS FIVE I WAS DIFFERENT.
WHILE THE OTHER BOYS PLAYED
WITH TRUCKS AND ARMY MEN, I
WAS FIGURING OUT BED SHARING
SCHEDULES.
(LAUGHTER)
NOT THAT THERE AREN'T REAL
VICTIMS HERE.
WHAT HAPPENED TO A FLORIST
WHO DOESN'T WANT TO PROVIDE
FLOWERS TO A GAY WEDDING.
ARE THEY GOING TO BE FORCED
EITHER OUT OF BUSINESS LIKE
THE FLORIST, THE CATERERS.
>> THE EVANGELICAL FLORISTS
AND BAKERS AROUND THE
COUNTRY WHO ARE COERCED,
WHERE DOES IT STOP?
>> ENOUGH!
I'M SO TIRED OF THIS OLD
STEREOTYPE ABOUT ANTI-GAY
FLORISTS.
(LAUGHTER)
IT'S ALL WE EVER HEAR ABOUT,
ANTI-GAY FLORISTS.
LET ME TELL YOU SOMETHING,
ARE SOME FLORISTS ANTI-GAY,
OF COURSE, THERE'S TRUTH IN
EVERY STEREOTYPE.
JUST LIKE SOME SCOTTSMAN ARE
STINGY AND SOME FRENCHMAN
WEAR STRIPED SHIRTS AND
CARRY AROUND LONG BREADS.
BUT NOT-- NOT ALL FLORISTS
HATE GAY PEOPLE.
AND IT'S TIME WE ACCEPT
THAT.
THE REALLY WEIRD PART OF
THE CONSERVATIVE REACTION
WHEN IT STOPS BEING BEING
WITH THE COURT MAKING THIS
DECISION AND STARTS
CRITICIZING THE IDEA OF THE
COURT MAKING ANY DECISION.
>> RICK SANTORUM SAID TODAY
FIVE UNELECTED JUDGES
REDEFINED THE FOUNDATIONAL
UNIT OF SOCIETY.
>> AND WHAT A CRAZY SYSTEM
TO HAVE THE MOST IMPORTANT
ISSUES OF OUR DAY DECIDED BY
UNELECTED LAWYERS.
>> FIVE UNELECTED
BLACK-ROBED LAWYERS RESULTED,
THAT IS NOT THE AMERICA THAT
OUR FOUNDING FATHERS CREATED.
(LAUGHTER)
>> Jon: THEN WHY DID THEY
PUT THAT ARTICLE IN THE
CONSTITUTION?
SO WHY WOULD--
(CHEERS AND APPLAUSE)
>> Jon: THIS IS THE
STUPIDEST-- THE FOUNDING
FATHERS COME UP WITH THIS
UNBELIEVABLE IDEA FOR A
COUNTRY, RIGHT, AND SOME
JACK ASS THROWS IN SOMETHING
ABOUT PRO EQUAL BRANCH OF
GOVERNMENTS POSSESSES
JUDICIAL REVIEW OVER THE
LEGISLATION AND THE FOUNDING
FATHERS COME IN THE NEXT DAY,
AND SAID WHO THE [BLEEP]
PUT THIS IN HERE.
WHAT IS THIS?
I TOLD YOU WE HAD ARTICLE 1,
2, AND 4, I DON'T KNOW WHAT
3 IS.
I DON'T KNOW WHAT THAT IS.
I DIDN'T WRITE THAT!
WHAT IS WRONG...
EVEN SOME ON THE SUPREME
COURT SEEM SHOCKED THAT
THERE IS A SUPREME COURT.
>> JOHN ROBERTS, QUOTE:
>> Jon: PERHAPS IT'S TIME WE
GO BACK TO WHEN A SUPREME
COURT WAS JUST A COURT WITH
EXTRA SOUR CREAM.
DID YOU KNOW THAT THAT WAS
THE ORIGINAL COURT?
THE ORIGINAL SUPREME COURT.
(CHEERS AND APPLAUSE)
>> Jon: THE ORIGINAL SUPREME
COURT WAS A COURT WITH EXTRA
SOUR CREAM.
I AM A GOOD HISTORY TEACHER.
AND OF COURSE,
JUSTICE ALITO HAD TO GET IN
HIS ARGUMENT AGAINST THE
PROGRESS OF HUMANKIND.
>> HERE IS WHAT JUSTICE
ALITO SAID IN HIS DISSENT.
>> Jon: RIGHT, OH, YOU MEAN
THAT LIKE IT'S A BAD THING.
(LAUGHTER)
>> Jon: I WOULD STILL LIKE
TO BE ABLE TO CALL LADY
SUGARTITS HEY, SLOW DOWN THERE
UNCLE CREEPY, THAT'S YOUR
CARDIOLOGIST, YOU KNOW, WHY
CAN'T WE JUST CONTINUE
DISLIKING AND SHUNNING THE
PEOPLE WE'VE ALWAYS DISLIKED
AND SHUNNED.
EVERYBODY WAS ALWAYS OKAY
WITH IT, BUT THEM.
YOUR PROBLEM ISN'T
JUDICIAL ACTIVIST OR
OVERREACH OR POLITICALLY
CORRECT POLICING.
YOUR PROBLEM HERE IS
BALD-FACED OUT IN THE OPEN
COMMON SENSE EXPERIENCE.
THAT'S WHY YOU'RE NOT GOING
TO WIN THE MARRIAGE EQUALITY
FIGHT, THIS.
>> LET'S TALK ABOUT SAME-SEX
MARRIAGE.
>> I'M TRADITIONAL MARRIAGE.
>> BUT WHAT DO YOU SAY TO A
LESBIAN WHO IS MARRIED OR A
GAY MAN WHO IS MARRIED WHO
SAYS DONALD TRUMP, WHAT IS
TRADITIONAL ABOUT BEING
MARRIED THREE TIMES.
>> WELL, I THEY HAVE A VERY
GOOD POINT.
>> Jon: YES, THEY DO.
THAT IS THE POINT.
YOU'RE TO THE GOING TO WIN
THE MARRIAGE EQUALITY FIGHT
BECAUSE EVEN A MAN
PATHALOGICALLY DISPOSED TO NOT
UNDERSTANDING OTHER PEOPLE'S
POINTS OF VIEW, UNLESS IT IS
ALSO LABELED TRUMP, EVEN HE
GETS IT.
NOT THAT HE DOESN'T TRY TO
SET ASIDE WHAT WENT WRONG
WITH TRADITION IN HIS
PARTICULAR CASE.
>> BUT YOU KNOW, I HAVE BEEN
A VERY HARDWORKING PERSON.
>> MY TWO WIVES WERE
VERY GOOD.
AND I DON'T BLAME THEM.
>> I BLAME MYSELF BECAUSE MY
BUSINESS WAS SO POWERFUL FOR
ME.
>> Jon: HERE'S WHAT I'M
TELLING YOU.
I AM FOR TRADITIONAL
MARRIAGE BUT TO BE FAIR, THE
TRUMP BUSINESS IS HOTTER
THAN ANY WIFE COULD POSSIBLY
BE.
(LAUGHTER)
WOULDN'T YOU [BLEEP] ONE OF
MY GOLF COURSES.
I THINK YOU WOULD.
ALL 18 HOLES.
YOU'D COME BACK FOR MORE.
THAT'S A BIRDIE, OH.
BE RIGHT BACK.
(CHEERS AND APPLAUSE)
>> Jon: WELCOME BACK AS WE
HAVE SEEN, LAST WEEK VERY
UPSETTING, THE SUPREME COURT
CONSERVATIVE WING THERE WAS
ONE JUSTICE IN THE PROCESS
SEEMED TO NOT JUST
DISAPPOINT BUT TO ACTUALLY BREAK.
>> SCALIA SAID WE SHOULD
REALLY START CALLING THIS
LAW SCOTUSCARE.
>> THE OPINION SHOWY
PROFUNDITIES ARE OFTEN
PROFOUNDLY INCOHERENT.
>> THE SUPREME COURT HAS
DESCENDED TO THE MYSTICAL
APHORISMS OF THE FORTUNE
COOKIE.
>> CALLING THE COURT'S
REASONING ABSURD,
JIGGERY POKERY AND PURE
APPLESAUCE.
(LAUGHTER)
>> Jon: YOU KISS YOUR MOTHER
WITH THAT MOUTH?
JIGGERY POKERY, APPLESAUCE?
SIR!
LET US NOT SAY THINGS WE CAN
NEVER TAKE BACK.
(LAUGHTER)
OR EVEN UNDERSTAND.
(LAUGHTER)
IT IS SO INTERESTING.
IF YOU LOOK IN THE OLD MAN
DICTIONARY THAT SCALIA IS
APPARENTLY USING, THE
DEFINITION OF JIGGERY POKERY
IS PURE APPLESAUCE.
AND MANY PEOPLE DON'T KNOW
THIS, PURE APPLESAUCE IS
DEFINED AS SASSAFRAS WHAT
WON'T BE STOOD FOR.
(LAUGHTER)
WHICH IS DEFINED AS YOU!
I THINK WE FOUND SCALIA'S
TELL.
THE CRANKINESS OF HIS INSULTS
RUNS--
(LAUGHTER)
YOU LIKE THAT?
CRANKINESS OF HIS INSULTS--
(LAUGHTER)
(CHEERS AND APPLAUSE)
>> I ASSUME HE WOULD RULE IN
FAVOR OF FREEDOM OF SPEECH.
(LAUGHTER)
THE CRANKINESS OF SCALIA'S
INSULTS RUN INVERSE TO HIS
INTELLECTUAL CONSISTENCY,
HERE IS A SPECIFIC PROBLEM
HE HAD WITH THE GAY EQUALITY
RULE.
>> SCALIA SAID TODAY'S
DECISION IGNORES THE WILL OF
THE VOTERS TO IMPOSE THE
JUDGEMENT OF AN ELITE FEW.
A SELECT PATRICIAN HIGHLY
UNREPRESENTATIVE PANEL OF
NINE.
>> Jon: BECAUSE UNELECTED
JUDGES SHOULD NEVER OVERTURN
THE WILL OF THE VOTERS,
UNLESS THE VOTERS WILL WAS
FOR OBAMACARE, WHICH HE WAS
GLAD TO TRY TO DESTROY THE
DAY BEFORE, OR IF THE VOTERS
WANTED TO LIMIT CAMPAIGN
FINANCE FUNDING, THEN HE HAD
NO PROBLEM TO TELLING PEOPLE TO
[BLEEP] OFF AT THAT TIME.
OR IF THE VOTERS WANT A
VOTING RIGHT ACTS AND
CONTINUED ELECTING
CONGRESSES BY HUGE
SUPERMAJORITY, THEN NOT ONLY
DOES HE OVERTURN IT, HE HAD
NO PROBLEM DISMISSING ALL
THOSE ELECTED
REPRESENTATIVES MOTIVES FOR
PASSING RACIAL JUSTICE
LEGISLATION IN THE FIRST PLACE.
>> Jon: UNLESS A COURT SAYS
THAT?
OR THE SELECT PATRITION
HIGHLY UNREPRESENTATIVE
PANEL OF NINE CARRYING OUT
THE-- OR YOU MUST NOT
MEAN-- YOU MUST NOT MEAN
THAT COURT, YOU MEAN THE
HEARTLAND 5-4 MAJORITY
CONSERVATIVE COURT THAT
STILL TAKES COUNSELLING FROM
THE FOUNDER'S UNDERGROUND
BRAIN JAR FARM.
OH BRAIN OF MADISON AND
JEFFERSON, WHAT DID YOU MEAN
BY EQUAL AGAIN?
HOW ABOUT WHEN SCALIA HANDED
DOWN BUSH V. GORE WITHOUT.
PRECEDENT.
HOW DID HE EXPLAIN THAT TO
VOTERS WHO FELT THEIR VOICE
WAS BEING UNCEREMONIOUSLY
TAKEN AWAY.
>> GEE, I REALLY DON'T WANT
TO GET IN-- THIS IS, GET
OVER IT, IT'S SO OLD BY NOW.
>> Jon: ANY TIME THE PEOPLE
AGREE WITH ME THEY SHOULD
HAVE THE FINAL SAY, IT'S
CALLED DEMOCRACY.
YOU KNOW WHAT, I FEEL BAD
FOR SCALIA, I REALLY DO.
HIS MODERN DAY--DIOGENES
WANTS EVERYTHING TO GO HIS
WAY ALL THE TIME FOREVER.
THEN WE HAD TO GO AND GIVE
HIM ONE OF THE WORST FRIDAYS
IN HIS LIFE.
SO IN A GESTURE OF EMPATHY
WE PRESENT THIS ODE, TO ANTONIN SCALIA
FOR HIS NO GOOD, VERY BAD DAY.
♪ ♪
♪ ♪.
>> OOH, APPLESAUCE ♪
♪ OH, JIGGERY POKERY.
(CHEERS AND APPLAUSE)
WE'LL BE RIGHT BACK
(CHEERS AND APPLAUSE)
WELCOME BACK.
MY GUEST HAS A NEW FILM OUT
CALLED THE OVERNIGHT ALSO
THE STAR OF NETFLIX'S ORANGE
IS THE NEW BLACK.
>> THE MICROWAVE IT STOPED
WORKED YESTERDAY.
SO I'M TRYING TO FIX IT.
>> BY ASSIGNING OUR INMATES WORK DUTY WE AVOID
THIS COST OF HIRING OUTSIDE
CONTRACTERS.
EVERYBODY CONTRIBUTES TO THE
COMMUNITY.
>> WELL, NOT EVERYONE.
SOME PEOPLE TRY TO DESTROY
IT.
>> WHAT SEEMS TO BE THE
PROBLEM THERE?
>> THE THERMAL FUSE BLEW.
>> YOU CAN FIX THAT BY
YOURSELF, HONEY?
>> I SURE CAN.
IF I CONCENTRATE EXTRA HARD
WITH MY LADY BRAIN.
>> Jon: LADY BRAIN, PLEASE
WELCOME TAYLOR SCHILLING.
HOW ARE YOU?
(APPLAUSE)
WHAT'S HAPPENING?
>> HEY!
>> LOOK AT YOU.
>> OH MY GOD.
WITH THE BIG SUCCESSES.
AND THINGS.
>> YOU, ARE YOU SO FUNNY.
>> Jon: I TELL JOKES
PROFESSIONALLY.
>> I'M SO EXCITED TO BE
HERE.
LOOK AT ALL THESE NICE
PEOPLE.
(CHEERS AND APPLAUSE)
>> Jon: NO, LET'S NOT GET
CRAZY.
THEY'RE PART OF A LOCAL
METHODONE PROGRAM WE'RE
RUNNING.
HOW ARE YOU DOING?
THIS-- YOU THEY, SO
I-- NETFLIX.
>> I MEAN-- .
>> Jon: COME ON!
>> THAT'S ALL I HAVE TO SAY
ABOUT IT.
>> Jon: THAT'S WHAT I
THOUGHT.
>> COME ON!
>> Jon: I WANT TO CATCH UP
ON, BUT I AM SO FAR BEHIND,
ARE YOU BEHIND.
>> YES.
I'M VERY FAR BEHIND.
YOU KNOW, I DON'T REALLY
WATCH IT.
>> Jon: YOUR SHOW.
>> NO.
DO YOU WATCH-- .
>> Jon: OH, IT'S VERY GOOD.
>> THANK YOU.
>> Jon: AND BY THE WAY, YOU,
VERY GOOD IN IT.
YOU SHOULD WATCH IT.
>> OH, THANKS.
DO YOU WATCH THIS?
AFTER YOU TAPE IT?
>> Jon: YES, THIS SHOW, NO,
NO, I FIND THIS SHOW CRAP.
NO.
I DON'T CARE FOR THIS
PROGRAM.
YOU KNOW WHAT I THINK WOULD
HAPPEN IF I WATCHED IT, IT
WOULD BE, IT'S ON LATE AT
NIGHT AND THEN I THINK I
WOULD BE LIKE OH, LOOK AT
THAT OLD JEWISH HENREY
WINKLER LOOKING GUY.
THAT GUY REALLY LOOKS LIKE
HE MIGHT HAVE HEPATITIS.
AND THEN I WOULD BE NERVOUS
AND I WOULD PROBABLY HAVE
A DOCTOR OR SOMETHING LIKE THAT.
NOW THAT IS-- I DID, WHEN
YOU ARE IN A MOVIE IT'S
DIFFERENT.
BECAUSE YOU KIND OF HAVE TO
GO TO THAT.
THEY WOULD LIKE YOU TO GO.
>> YEAH, YOU HAVE TO.
AND I'VE SEEN IT, IT'S NOT
LIKE I DON'T-- I DON'T BAN
MYSELF FROM WATCHING IT.
BUT I ALSO SORT OF HAVE THIS
SENSE OF LIKE I WOULD JUST A
SOON BE WATCHING YOUR SHOW.
>> Jon: YOU KNOW WHAT I MEAN,
SO MANY AMERICANS AGREE WITH
YOU ON THAT THEY WATCH THIS
SHOW.
>> I DON'T WANT TO SAY IT, I
HESITATED TO BRAG ON THIS,
BUT IT'S THE MOST POPULAR IN AMERAICA DO
YOU REMEMBER AMERICAN IDOL?
>> OF COURSE, I DO.
>> Jon: THAT'S WHAT THIS SHOW IS.
>> JON, YOU WON.
>> Jon: I WON.
>> YOU'RE AMERICAN'S IDOL.
>> Jon: DID YOU THIS FILM,
RIGHT.
>> YES.
THE DUPLASS BROTHERS.
>> Jon: THOSE TWO GUYS ARE
MAYBE THE MOST PROLIFIC
COMEDY WRITER DIRECTOR ACTOR
GUYS I THINK I HAVE EVER
SEEN AND ALL THEIR STUFF,
TOP-NOTCH.
NOT A DUD IN THE BUNCH.
>> NOT ONE, I DON'T KNOW HOW
THEY DO IT.
>> Jon: HOW DID YOU GET
INVOLVED WITH THIS.
>> I DON'T KNOW, I HAVE NO
IDEA.
>> Jon: YOU DON'T EVEN WATCH
YOUR OWN SHOW.
>> I DON'T KNOW WHAT I AM
DOING.
>> Jon: TAYLOR.
>> WHAT DAY IS IT.
>> Jon: ARE YOU GOOD ENOUGH,
ARE YOU SMART ENOUGH AND
GOSH DARN IT PEOPLE LIKE
YOU.
THE THING ABOUT THESE TYPES
OF SHOWS, WHEN THEY HIT LIKE
LIGHTNING, YOUR LIFE CHANGES
OVERNIGHT.
LIKE YOUR LIFE CHANGED
OVERNIGHT, YES?
>> YEAH, I THINK I ACTUALLY
THINK IT HAPPENED
INTENTIONALLY THE WAY PEOPLE
WATCH NETFLIX IT ALL COMES
OUT OF ONCE.
LIKE A WEEKEND.
>> AND SUDDENLY THEY-- IT
WAS LIKE 48 HOURS AND BY THE
FIRST TIME IT HAPPENED AND
EVERYONE WAS JUST LIKE-- .
>> Jon: DID YOU TRACK THAT
ON YOUR, LIKE CONTACT, DID
YOU SUDDENLY YOUR PHONE --
>> MY CONTACTS.
>> Jon: YOUR CONTACTS ON A
PHONE.
>> I HAVE CONTACTS ON MY
PHONE BUT HOW WOULD-- I
TRACK THE POPULARITY OF THE
SHOW ON MY CONTACTS, EXPLAIN
THIS TO ME, JON.
>> Jon: THE WEEKED IT COMES
OUT, WHAT WEEKEND, LET'S
REALLY PAINT A PICTURE HERE.
WHAT IS THE WEEKEND.
>> WE COULD SAY LIKE JUNE
6th, 2013.
>> Jon: AND ALL OF A SUDDEN
YOUR BLACKBERRY OR YOUR
BEEPER, STARTS TO BUZZ WITH
PEOPLE CHECKING IN GOING I'M
JUST WATCHING YOUR SHOW.
IT'S [BLEEP] AMAZING THAT IS
WHAT I MEANT.
>> YEAH, YEAH, MY CONTACTS,
EVERYBODY IN MY CONTACTS
STARTED GETTING REALLY
EXCITED.
THAT DID HAPPEN.
I'M SO TECHNICALLY SAVVY.
>> YOU WERE.
(LAUGHTER)
>> MY PAGER WAS BLOWING UP.
>> Jon: YOUR PAGER WAS
BLOWING UP.
>> BLOWING UP.
>> Jon: YOU DIDN'T HAVE A
PAGER THEN.
>> PAGERS ARE A LITTLE
BEFORE MY TIME BUT I HAVE A
CELL PHONE.
>> Jon: HANG ON A SECOND,
LET ME JUST PULL THAT OUT
FOR A SECOND.
>> OH, MAN.
(LAUGHTER)
>> Jon: HERES THE SAD TRUTH,
PAGERS CAME OUT, I WAS
ALREADY TOO OLD FOR ONE.
PAGERS CAME OUT AND I WAS
LIKE I'M 30 YEARS OLDING I'M
NOT A DRUG DEALER.
WHAT DO I NEED A PAGER FOR.
YEAH, THE WHOLE THING.
DID YOU KNOW COMPUTERS ARE A
WHOLE DIFFERENT --
>> THEY ARE DIFFERENT.
>> Jon: VERY DIFFERENT.
WE USED TO TYPE.
>> NO.
>> Jon: I DID REPORTS WE
WOULD TYPE.
>> WOW.
CLICKITY CLACK.
(LAUGHTER)
>> Jon: YUP.
>> Jon: I'M AWFULLY FOND OF
YOU.
ALL RIGHT.
SEASON THREE IN ORANGE IS
THE NEW BLACK IS ON NETFLIX.
THE OVERNIGHT IS IN THEATERS
NOW.
>> YAY!
(LAUGHTER)
I REALLY LIKE THAT MOVIE.
>> Jon: IT'S GREAT.
>> DID YOU SEE IT?
>> Jon: NO.
>> MAYBE, IF YOU GET A
CHANCE, IF YOU HAVE A WEEK
OFF.
>> Jon: CAN I TELL YOU
SOMETHING, I WILL HAVE
NOTHING BUT TIME I WILL
BE BINGE WATCHING THE
[BLEEP] OUT OF EVERYTHING.
CATCHING UP ON OLD
FLINTSTONES, TAYLOR
SCHILLING, EVERYBODY, LET
HER HERE IT.
(CHEERS AND APPLAUSE)
>> THAT'S OUR SHOW, HERE IT
IS, THE MOMENT OF ZEN.
>> YOU KNOW HOW THOSE
OLD-FASHIONED ONES HAVE A
HUNDRED POUND BIG CHUNKS AND
YOU CHUNKED IT OVER TO 150.
>> 110.
>> I'M AROUND AROUND 100,
YOU MOVE UP TO 140, 1 --
>> AND GOOD MORNING, WE HAVE
AN NBC NEWS SPECIAL REPORT,
WE HAVE BREAKING NEWS COMING
FROM THE U.S. SUPREME COURT.