-早安 亚伯特 -早安 - Mornin', Albert. - Good morning.
泰丝 Tessie.
费金 你到底在玩什么把戏 What the hell kind of game is this, Fagin?
干得好 你赢过了老狐狸 Well done, you. Yes. You outfoxed the old fox.
你儿时那些训练果然没白费 All them drills in your tender years paid off perfect.
你在变什么花样 What are you playing at?
我只是在早晨散个步 保持健康 I'm just taking my morning constitutional maintenance of health.
这对我这把年纪的人来说很重要 At my years, it's vital,
所以我会每天闲晃来达瑞斯家走走 so I take a daily amble down here to Darius' gaff.
你原本以为开门的会是谁 Who did you think was gonna open that door?
达瑞斯在牢里 Darius is in prison.
哈啰 道奇 好久不见 Hello, Dodger. Been a few years.
你是谁 Who's this?
你不记得我了吗 我是蒙克斯 Don't remember me? It's Monks.
蒙克斯 Monks?
两位 Hey, gentlemen!
问题解决了 大家继续当朋友好吗 You've blown away your old gripes. Are we all friends again?
费金 这个浑蛋杀人犯在这里做什么 What's this murdering bastard doing here, Fagin?
他想杀害自己的弟弟耶 This is the man who tried to murder his own brother!
是同父异母的弟弟 Half-brother. Half-brother.
老实说 那有什么不对 And to be fair, was that so wrong?
奥利佛崔斯特就是个 令人难以忍受的蠢蛋 I mean, Oliver Twist was always such an insufferable little prat.
至少蒙克斯能够下定决心要动手 At least Monks here had the tenacity to give it a shot.
我听说你在加拿大被吊死了 I heard you got scragged in Canada.
他们不是没试过 只是等得不够久 They tried hard enough, just not quite long enough.
好在他们不能吊死我两次 Joy for me is, they ain't allowed to hang me twice.
但我听说你15年前逃出监狱 But I heard youse escaped prison nigh on 15 years ago.
越狱犯当起医生来了 Escaped convict playing doctors now.
要是被人发现就麻烦大了 That's gotta be an issue were it ever discovered.
好了… Now, oi! Now...
在你们杀了对方之前 Before you extinguish each other,
我要提供一个小小的建议 I think there is a little encouragement I should offer.
我花了好一段时间精心策划了一个局 Now, for some time, I have been rummaging up a gambit
给你当生日惊喜 that I was gonna surprise you with for your birthday.
我的生日是什么时候 When is my birthday?
我不知道 但成功的话 I don't know. The upshot being
我们三人 你 我和蒙克斯先生 that we, me, you and Mr. Monks here,
就会比 end up considerably richer
白金汉宫那个老太婆有钱很多 than that miserable little biddy sitting in Buckingham Palace.
别再让我看到他 Don't let me see him again.
不然他就死定了 'Cause if I do, he's dead.
结果没有我想象中的糟 That didn't go as bad as I thought it might.
他会想通的 He'll come around.
带我去看炸药吧 Now, show me these explosives.
炸药卡在海关那里 因为你把达瑞斯陷害入狱了 The explosives are stuck in Customs 'cause you got Darius bunged in prison.
也是 Right.
看来该有个好心人士去替他求情了 I think it's time a kindly benefactor interceded on his behalf.
星期四是你的大日子 对吧 Thursday is your big day, isn't it?
审理你的是谁 Who are you facing?
米考柏法官 Judge Micawber.
真可惜 Shame.
一切只因为我和盖恩斯的老婆上了床 And all because I rogered Gaines' wife.
我这辈子上过上百个人妻 从来没出过事 直到遇上她 I've shackled a hundred wives in my time. Never a problem, until her.
很高兴我没上过那个女人 I'm glad I never shackled that woman.
倒也不是我想 毕竟我是神父 Not that I would or could, being a man of God.
人永远猜不到 自己会有什么下场 对吧 You never can tell what's gonna get you in the end, can you?
你的话就是被吊死 Well, in your case, the rope.
往好处想 一切会发生得很快 Positive side is, it'll happen quickly.
我非常感激 I am grateful for that.
脖子断掉 抖个一下 The neck snaps, bit of a shudder,
眼珠凸起 再抖个一下 eyes bulge, a little more shudder,
然后就安息了 and then, you will be at peace.
对 我亲眼看过 Yeah, I've seen how it works.
提醒你 你的脖子挺粗的 Mind you, you've got a thick neck.
可能不会马上断掉 需要一点时间 Might not snap immediately. It can take a while.
你真是令我感到安慰 You are an enormous comfort to me.
我们来祈祷 你的脖子很快就断掉 抖一下就好 Well, let us pray for a quick snap and a shudder.
亲爱的主 我们要为 犯下通奸罪的朋友 Dear Lord, we pray for our friend, Darius Cracksworth,
达瑞斯克拉克沃斯祷告 who erred in the way of the trouser
祈求祢让他 脖子马上断掉 抖一下就断气 and we beseech Thee for a quick snap and a shudder.
-阿们 -阿们 -Amen. -Amen.
这实在是太可惜了 法官大人 看到克拉克沃斯先生这样一个 It's such a shame, Your Honour, to see a man like Mr. Cracksworth,
频频为女性造福 who has personally done so much for the cause of women
道德标准通常如此崇高的人 and normally have such impeccable moral standards,
竟然不敌如此微小的性冲动 reduced by such a small priapic lapse.
你应该不是来贿赂我的吧 I trust you are not about to bribe me.
冒着毁掉我再过短短18年 就能变成自由人的风险吗 What, and risk destroying my chances of becoming a free man in 18 short years?
不是的 先生 No, sir.
法律的正直性不容侵犯 The integrity of the law is sacrosanct,
所以我才找上你这样一位清廉的学者 which is why I sought you out as an incorruptible learned man.
我想请问你知不知道 珍贵的红宝石具有多少价值 I was wondering if you knew anything about the value of precious rubies.
到前面把我放下 我要去买东西 Drop me off up the road a little! I need to buy some items.
才不是 No, you don't.
你要去医院见情人 You're going to the hospital to see your paramour.
-我才不是 -你就是 -I am not. -Yes, you are.
我跟踪了你 I've followed you.
没关系 我不会跟别人说 我觉得这很刺激 It's all right, I won't tell. I think it's terribly exciting.
是有一点 It is a little.
-拜托不要说出去 -我以妹妹的身分保证 -Please, not a word. -Sister's promise.
我知道你跟人接吻过 And I know you've been kissed before.
是吗 Do you just?
我只亲过史尼医生 而且他当时正在昏迷 I've only ever kissed Dr. Sneed and he was unconscious at the time
嘴唇还很肿 and his lips were swollen.
我没感觉到小鹿乱撞 这样正常吗 I didn't feel any real butterflies. Is that normal?
亲吻昏睡中的人通常都是这样 It is often the case when kissing comatose people.
我有拿香蕉来练习 I've been practicing on a banana.
拿香蕉来练习什么 What, exactly, on a banana?
接吻 它的形状跟嘴唇很像 Kissing. It is sort of the same shape as a lip.
为什么 Why?
因为几天后 会有艘船载着一个男人到来 Because, in the next few days, a ship will arrive with a man on it.
对 这对男女比例八比一的 港边城市来说很正常 Yes, not uncommon in a harbour town, where men outnumber us eight to one.
这个男人很特别 他任职英格兰银行 One man in particular. He's with the Bank of Great Britain,
据说品格很高尚 and by all reports, someone of outstanding virtue.
母亲说她很乐意让我成亲 即使我要嫁去远方 Mother said she is happy to see me marry, even if it means me going away,
父亲也说他准备好提供大量嫁妆 and Father said he's prepared to offer a very generous dowry.
-他可能是个很无聊的人 -拜托 -He might be a perfect bore. -Please.
贝儿 这可是我爱的男人 Belle, you're speaking about the man I love.
如果这位来自 英格兰银行的正直男人吻你的话 If the virtuous man from the Bank of Great Britain kisses you,
你就会知道他是不是你的真爱 you will know if he's the one for you.
那种感觉独一无二 It will feel like nothing else on this earth.
我们不能继续了 We have to stop.
-对 当然 -他们会起疑的 -Yes, of course. -They will suspect.
晚点吧 Later.
你们找到绷带了吗 If you've finished looking for bandages,
听诊器和手术刀也全都消失了 they've vanished, along with stethoscopes and scalpels.
外面还有病人需要处理 And there's a patient needing attention.
这是年轻医生 要给克拉克沃斯先生的通宁水 I have this tonic for Mr. Cracksworth from the young doctor.
让他行刑时有活力一点 Keep him nice and chipper for when he hangs.
这样观众才会看得更开心 Makes it more enjoyable for the crowd.
我的老天 Oh, for a pistol or a blade!
这地方真是够多害虫的 I'm sharing this place with enough vermin already.
真伤人 那我先走了 Hurtful. I'll shuffle off then, will I?
我送你 Let me walk you out.
我原本想给你一丝希望 但是看来你不想见到我 I was gonna offer you a dusting of hope, but I can see I'm not wanted.
什么希望 What hope?
你过去认识很多女性吗 Have you known many women in the past?
对 我认识很多女性 Why, yes, I have known many women.
我每天都会见到她们 I see women every day.
不 我是说亲密的女性 No, I mean in a physical way.
对 Yes.
我是说 你跟其他女性 发生关系过吗 No, I mean, have you had congress with another woman?
我不会批评 I'm not judging.
你的过去是你的事 What happened in the past is your business.
-但是有吗 -发生关系 -But have you? -Had congress?
你是指性关系吗 Do you mean sex?
对 我想是的 Yes, I suppose so.
那么是有的 很多次 Well, then, yes, many times.
哦.
我以前是水手 I was a sailor.
-而且我28岁了 -也是 -And also, I am 28. -Right.
所以我只是众多女性的 其中之一而已 对吧 So, I'm just another one of many, am I?
不是的 Well, no.
因为我们还没有发生关系 'Cause we haven't had congress.
好吧 Fine.
好吧 不 没关系 Fine. No, fine.
我只是想搞清楚 I just needed to be clear
我是不是在浪费时间 if I was wasting my time, and... Um...
好吧 看来的确如此 Fine, I see that I am.
等等 你不是说不批评吗 Hang on. What happened to the not judging part?
谁批评了 我没有批评啊 Who's judging? I'm not judging.
但是你必须知道 除非我结婚 否则这是不可能的 But you do need to know that it will not happen unless I'm married.
那么几率是微乎其微了 对吧 Yeah, that's not very likely then, is it?
为什么 我不值得发生关系吗 Why? Am I not worthy of congress?
他们绝对不会允许我们结婚的 贝儿 The world will never allow us to marry, Belle.
你是总督千金 You are the Governor's daughter.
你误会我的家人了 You misjudge my family.
我母亲是你最大的支持者 她替你争取这份工作 My mother is your greatest supporter. She fought for you to get this job.
她也会支持我 She'll support me,
前提是我不是众多女性的其中之一 if I'm not to be one of many.
你是我认识过最让我感到无力的女性 You have unnerved me more than any other woman I have ever met.
这是好事吗 Is that a good thing?
你让我既开心又害怕 You fill me with equal parts joy and dread.
太可恶了 Damn you.
我也是 Same.
你也很可恶 "Damn you" right back.
我早上去了一趟医院 Went to the hospital this morning.
我们在考虑设立女性门诊 We're considering setting up a clinic for women.
很棒的点子 亲爱的 Sterling idea, darling.
那里的外科医生相当优秀 That surgeon there is quite brilliant.
你指的显然不是教授 You clearly can't be talking about the professor.
不过莱恩斯佛史尼医生似乎挺合适的 But Rainsford Sneed seems up to the task.
不 是另外一个 杰克道金斯 No, the other one, Jack Dawkins.
杰克道金斯 Jack Dawkins.
他在晚宴可没留下什么好形象 Well, he didn't exactly cover himself in glory at the dinner.
也许我们该再邀他过来 Perhaps we should invite him again.
他似乎相当后悔 而且风度翩翩 He seemed very apologetic and quite personable.
这个风度翩翩的人 Is this the same personable man
跟那个为了汤和另一位客人打架 who challenged another guest to a fist fight over the soup,
接着决斗的是同一个人吗 and then followed it up with a duel?
他变了很多 So I think he's much changed.
-有没有什么我可以… -没有 -Anything that I should... -No.
好的 另一个女儿 要我们安排一场私密晚宴 Right. Your other daughter wants us to organise an intimate dinner
招待这个英格兰银行的小子 for this chap from the Bank of Great Britain.
我等不及了 Can't wait.
对 他的背景的确无懈可击 Yes, well, he does come with the most impeccable credentials.
伊顿公学校友 名声也很好 An Eton man. Not a bad word to be said about him.
银行也不会将 把整船黄金运回伦敦的任务 And the Bank certainly wouldn't entrust a shipment of gold back to London
交给品行不良的人 to a man of lesser quality.
如果他愿意迎娶凡妮 也是一件好事吧 And if he's prepared to marry our Fanny, then all to the good?
那么看来我们的两个女儿 都看上了风度翩翩的人 Mmm. Then it would seem both our daughters have their eyes cast on personable men.
好了 All right.
慢点 阿普提 这非常脆弱 Slow down. Aputi, slow down. It's very fragile.
这是提姆做的 Now, Timmy knocked it up.
我示范给你看 你拿着这个 Let me show you. You hold that.
把这穿过洞里 勾好 然后转动 Now you're gonna lower that through the hole, hook it, and then, reel it.
收起绳子 Reel it in.
阿普提 你当过捕鲸人 Aputi, you're a former whaler.
为什么还要我教你怎么勾鱼 Why am I teaching you how to hook a bloody fish?
-我们为什么不能从前门进去 -因为出入口在上面 -Why can't we just go in the front door? -Because the manhole is up there.
你要挤进天花板上面 Now, you're gonna squeeze into the ceiling space,
从洞口把这个丢下去 然后勾住 就这么简单 drop that through the hole, hook it... It's simple.
快点 太阳快出来了 Now, come on. The sun will be up in a minute.
那个是什么蠢机关 What's that stupid contraption?
你好啊 小红 Hello, Redfordshire.
忙着照顾宝宝迟到了吗 Running late 'cause of your little squawker?
绮拉在她姨妈那里 这玩意绝对没用 Keira's with her aunties. This will never work.
这绳子多坚固 How strong is this rope?
你有听到吗 Did you hear that?
我真的有听到声音 I definitely heard something.
谁在那里 Who is there?
上帝啊 看上面 Look up, for God's sake!
我跟你说 我真的看到了 队长 I am telling you, I saw what I saw, Captain,
我几乎不敢相信 and I scarce believe it.
这里是遭小偷吗 Am I to understand there has been a theft?
不 完全不是 No. Not at all.
我要和你分享一个 非凡无比的景象 队长 I'm sharing a vision most splendid with you, Captain.
今天一大清早 大约五点钟 Now, this morning, in the wee hours, around 5:00 a.m.,
祂对我开口说话 He spaked to me.
谁 Who spaked?
祂 Him.
一个低沉雄厚的嗓音对我说 Thusly, in a deep manly voice, saying unto me,
「上帝啊 看上面」 "Look up, for God's sake!"
然后 我就看到一个天使 And behold, I saw an angel.
张开双臂 升天飞向天堂 Arms outstretched, ascending to the very heavens.
圣餐酒应该都喝完了吧 I take it, the altar wine was all finished?
要不是亲眼所见 我也会以为是如此 I would've thought the same thing, unless I'd seen it with my own eyes.
我从来就不相信我自己的布道内容 I never really bought what I preached.
我是因为赌债 免费的住宿和长袍 I was really drawn to the priesthood because of a gambling debt.
才会来当神父 Free accommodation and the cassocks.
直到今天早上 Until this morning.
我深信所有命运都受到指引 I am a great believer that all destiny is guided.
我想这场奇迹应该没有目击证人吧 I take it there was no witness to this miracle?
事发当下我正在慰问莫莉克拉奇利 As it happens, I was giving comfort to one Molly Crutchley at the time.
她看到圣尾骨升天 她可以作证 She saw St. Coccyx ascend. She will bear witness.
圣尾骨 这名称很耳熟 St. Coccyx. The name is familiar.
为什么圣尾骨会在清晨五点 取回他的圣物 I wonder why St. Coccyx wanted his relic back at 5:00 a.m.?
她是女的 She.
圣尾骨是个神圣的女人 St. Coccyx was a very holy woman.
我想她知道要在那个时候 取回圣物和红宝石… I think she knew it was time that the relic and the rubies...
红宝石 是真的红宝石吗 Rubies? Were they real rubies?
上帝不会接受廉价珠宝的 God would not accept cheap jewellery.
形容一下那个天使 Describe the angel.
我想还是用钝一点的东西吧 罗蒂 Something a little less sharp, I think, Rotty.
他拿刀子割开我的喉咙 He sliced my throat with a knife.
-这把 -谢谢 -This one. -Thank you.
达瑞斯 大家握手言和如何 Darius, how about we make things all nice again?
对 不如你割破自己的喉咙如何 Yeah, how about chopping yer own neck off?
还有呢 And?
抱歉我割破你的喉咙 Sorry for, uh, slashing your throat.
很好 大家继续当朋友吧 Lovely. Nice. Now we can all be friends again.
你这颗脑袋根本空空如也 Your heads is as empty as the kegs after payday.
看来我欠你一份人情 So, I suppose I'm in your debt.
对 而且是很大一份人情 Oh, yes. Heavily, I'd say.
你想要什么 What do you want?
停车 Stop, driver!
队长 怎么回事 What is this about, Captain?
我想请问令嫒 It is more a question for your daughter
有关最近医院的一起死亡事件 夫人 about a recent death at the hospital, milady.
你到底怎么会认为 我女儿能回答你的问题 Why on earth would my daughter know anything about that?
因为她前几天晚上 协助了一名私生子的生产 Because she helped deliver a bastard child the other night.
-她什么 -我才没有 -She what? -No, I didn't.
没有吗 You didn't?
我未能成功接生一个美丽的女婴 I failed to deliver a beautiful baby girl.
母婴不幸身亡 Sadly, both mother and child died.
你确定母亲死了 Are you quite certain the mother was dead?
再三考虑过后没有其他可能 No second thoughts on that question with the benefit of reflection?
我知道死人长什么样子 这次的确是让我难以辨别 I know a dead body when I see one. I admit I do struggle in your case.
走吧 Drive on.
我以为你只是替人缠绷带 念书给那些不幸的人听 I thought you were rolling bandages and reading to the unfortunates.
车伕 送贝儿女士回家 Driver, take Lady Belle home.
我推测欧葛雷迪先生的肠子内 有寄生虫以他摄取的食物维生 Mr. O'Grady here has an intestinal worm that's feeding off of everything he eats.
-那要怎么办 -什么都不做 - So, what will you do? - Nothing.
让他禁食两天 然后脱下他的裤子 Don't feed him for two days, then lower his trousers,
放一大块烂掉的肉在屁股附近 place a large piece of rotting meat down wind
对准他的菊花 and point his shithole towards it.
寄生虫就知道该往哪走了 The worm will figure which way to go.
夫人 Milady.
道金斯医生 你的医术让我女儿深深着迷 My daughter is greatly taken by your surgical skills, Dr. Dawkins.
她很有天分 Well, she's very gifted herself.
对解剖学很有兴趣 She's very interested in all things anatomical.
我最近才发现 So I'm beginning to understand.
我花了很多心力才让你来到这里 I invested a great deal of energy and time to place you here.
为此我非常感激 夫人 And I'm enormously grateful, ma'am.
我看得出来你是个很有能力的外科医生 And I can see that you're a gifted surgeon
是这间医院和本镇不可多得的人才 and an asset to this hospital and town.
我会在这方面继续支持你 And I will support you in that role.
再次感谢 夫人 Thank you again, milady.
不过 像你如此身分和背景的人 It is, however, an entirely different matter
和我女儿待在一起 是两码子事 of someone of your station and background to spend time with my daughter,
我们家族具有皇室血统 whose bloodline goes back to the Conqueror.
请恕我话说得太直 At the risk of sounding blunt,
我们正在为贝儿寻找 合适的结婚对象 医生 we are pursuing a suitable partner for Belle in marriage, Doctor.
而不是让她一股脑迷恋的人 It's not about mindless infatuation.
这样你听懂了吗 Am I making myself clear?
-开始懂了 -很好 -You are beginning to. -Good.
贝儿女士将不会再来医院 Lady Belle will stay away from the hospital
她的婚配对象会是 有地位 有财产的人 and she will marry someone of status and wealth,
而非区区一个屠夫 not a glorified butcher.
如果她不同意呢 And what if she doesn't agree with this view?
你不准向我女儿提起这件事 You will not speak a word of this to my daughter
否则你就别想继续待在这里 明白了吗 or your time here will be finished, do you understand?
所以我无从置喙 So, I have no say in this?
如果她来医院我该怎么办 What am I expected to do when she turns up here at the hospital?
也许就跟你对肠内寄生虫的建议一样 Perhaps follow the same advice you gave to the intestinal worm
想办法让她离开 and encourage her to leave.
你知道这提议绝对行不通吧 You do realise that what you're proposing is impossible?
这种话我听多了 I hear that a lot.
盖恩斯随时都盯着你 Gaines has eyes on you every hour of the day.
-也盯着我 -对 -And me, too, now. -Right.
我需要你这个刚复职的海关官员 And I need you as the newly returned government's Customs Officer
帮我两个小忙 to do me two wincy things.
首先是有一箱 我贝翠丝姑姑寄来的「爆破物品」 First, a crate of, shall we say, "explosive matter,"
在你的码头上 sent over here by me dear Auntie Beatrix
而我需要它 sits on your wharf and I have need of it, right?
第二件事呢 And the second thing?
两周后 当皇家海军坚毅号启程离港 In two weeks' time, when HMS Fortitude sets sail from the harbour,
航向祖国时 我需要你安排另一艘船 bound for the Blessed Mother, I'll need you to arrange another vessel
载我远离这个鬼地方 to take me clean away from this armpit of a place.
好了 现在要做什么 All right. What are we doing?
阑尾切除术 Appendectomy.
听说如果用反向切法… I read that if you use a reverse cut...
我来就好 不用劳烦你了 I have it, thanks. I don't need your help with this one.
也许我可以… Perhaps I can...
我今天没时间训练你 I really don't have time to train you today.
训练我 To train me?
你要进行腹部手术 海蒂要忙着避免感染 So, you are doing an abdominal surgery, Hetty here is spraying to avoid infection.
在场曾在这间医院 使用乙醚和石碳酸的人 Everyone in the room who introduced ether and carbolic acid to this hospital,
请举手 raise your hand.
对 就是我 Oh. Right, that would be me.
你证明完 Are you done trying to prove
你比在场所有人优秀了 that you're far superior to everybody in this room
我能继续动手术了吗 or may I be allowed to continue with this surgery?
你是怎么了 What's gotten into you?
海蒂 麻烦送总督千金离开 Hetty, please show the Governor's daughter out,
我今天想独自进行手术 谢谢 I prefer to work alone today, thank you.
滚吧 全都给我出去 Sod off, the bloody lot of you! Go on!
刚刚是怎么回事 What just happened in there?
-没事 -明明就有事 -Nothing. -No, that wasn't nothing.
你在大家面前侮辱我 You just tried to humiliate me in front of people.
那么你就明白你们这些人 委屈自己跟我们说话时 Then you are getting a good sense of how my lot feel
我们的感受了 when your lot deign speak to us.
我不该为我的身分道歉 I shouldn't have to apologise for my station
就如同你也不该为你的身分道歉 any more than you should for yours.
我的身分 这很重要 对吧 My station? That matters, does it?
我怎么了 为什么让你焦躁不安 What happened to me unnerving you?
呣 Hmm?
问题就出在这里 不是吗 That's the problem, isn't it?
这一切实在太复杂了 This is all far too complicated
我领悟到在无拘无束 and I have simply realised that I am more comfortable
没有东西令我分神的状况下工作 我会自在许多 unattached, with nothing to tie me down or distract me from my work.
好吧 Fine.
这样让我能够跟某个 Leaves me free
更有道德感的人拥有更圆满的关系 for a fuller relationship with someone less morally loose.
亲爱的 你还好吗 Is all well, darling?
对 我很好 Yes, fine. Fine!
你到底在做什么 What exactly are you doing?
我要把它们烧掉 Oh, I think I'm going to burn them,
因为我不想再看到 蠢男人的头像出现在墙上 as I'm tired of looking at pictures of stupid men's heads on the walls.
拜托别弄了 Leave them be, please.
为什么要让那些 让我们生活苦不堪言的人 Why have people who make our lives a misery
整天在墙上盯着我们看 stare at us from the walls all day?
总好过跟他们说话 It's better than talking to them.
所以你要加入吗 So, now you'll be a partner?
这些是什么东西 What is all this stuff?
都是最近取得的 Recent acquisitions.
可以请问你为什么会改变心意吗 May I ask what has brought about this wonderous change of heart?
无所谓 这里没有值得我留恋的东西了 Doesn't matter. There's nothing here for me anymore.
这样的话 应该喝一杯庆祝才对 This calls for a celebratory libation.
-这些都是医院的东西吗 -不 是四处搜刮来的 -Is this all hospital stuff? -No, it's from everywhere.
-这真带劲 -那是手术用酒精 -Oh! That's got a cheeky bite. -That's surgical alcohol.
是吗 真好喝 这是药酒 Is it? It's lovely. Medicinal.
可以治疗内心 Healing from the insides.
仔细听好了 Now, bend your lugholes this way.
有个密封的箱子正在重兵戒护下 A sealed chest is currently making its way here
从巴拉雷特金矿场运来这里 under heavy guard from the gold fields of Ballarat
准备要被送回英格兰 bound for Good Old Blighty,
制造出上面有着女王头像的金币 whereupon it'll be turned into coinage featuring the snooty bonce of hers truly.
但是金子将永远也到不了 But it will never make it.
三把女用阳伞 Three lady's parasols?
-你问我为什么 -我没问 -Why, you ask? Why? -I didn't.
因为我们 也就是你 我 和一群菁英团队 Because we, me, you, and a hand-selected team,
要将那批黄金 are gonna steal the gold shipment
从他们眼皮子底下偷走 from right underneath their upturned sneeze boxes.
这放在这里多久了 好恶心 How long have these been in here? It's disgusting.
这些是消失的绷带吗 Are these the missing bandages?
我需要可以包肉的东西 你有没有在听 I needed something to wrap the meat. Are you listening to me?
我们要在黄金运回伦敦前把它偷走 We're gonna grab the gold before it journeys back to London.
这是我的手术刀 That's my scalpel.
我需要用它来切香肠 I needed it to cut my porky bags.
你根本没在听我说话 You're not giving due weight to what I'm saying.
我听到了 I heard you.
你打算偷走一大批黄金 而且需要我的帮忙 You plan on knocking off a large shipment of gold and you want my help stealing it.
对 差不多就是这样 Yeah, that's about the measure of it.
这难度跟抢英格兰银行差不多 The same level of difficulty as robbing the Bank of Great Britain.
不 这个更难 No, it's bigger,
我已经在脑海中策划一年多了 and the planning has been in my brain's workhouse for well over a year now.
你在这里遇见我不是巧合吧 You didn't run into me here by accident, did you?
我无法细数为了来到这里 I can't tell you the ructions I went through
我吃了多少苦 to get myself transported here.
蓄意遭到逮捕 Deliberately getting arrested.
这完全违背我的天性 Now, that went against me nature, I can tell ya.
你是着了什么魔 What possessed you?
-你可能会死在路上 -对 -You could've died on the way over here. -Yeah.
我需要你 I needed you.
我的梦想就是让我俩 My dream is to make me and you
比过去这几年来 害我们穷困潦倒的那些上流人士 richer than all the toffs who have made our lives such a misery
更加有钱 over the passage of years.
而我想出了一个绝对不会出错的计画 And I've got a foolproof plan.
专出错的人想的计画 Concocted by a fool.
我真欣赏你的热忱 I admire your enthusiasm.
（维多利亚角皇家医院）
医生午安 Afternoon, Doctor.
-贝儿 -海蒂 -Belle. -Hetty.
抱歉打扰 可以借一步说话吗 So sorry to worry you. Can I have a moment, please?
-当然 -贝儿 可以跟你谈谈吗 -Of course. -Belle, can I have a word?
贝儿 Belle.
你对女性专属病房有什么看法 What would you think about a ward solely for women?
欢迎所有妇女跟孩童 Where all women and their children were welcome
全由女性提供照护 and seen only by women.
-我觉得这个主意很棒 -对 -I think it would be wonderful. -Yes.
我知道哪里最适合 南侧病房 And I think I know the place. The south ward.
那是道金斯医生负责的病房 That's Dr. Dawkins' ward.
是吗 他不会反对的 Oh, is it? He'll be fine.
-贝儿 能跟你聊聊吗 拜托了 -现在不行 我赶时间 -Belle, please may I have a word? -Not now, a bit of a hurry.
我有话跟你说 I need to talk to you.
听着 不论这是怎么回事 不要把我扯进去好吗 Look, whatever this is, can I please not be part of it?
-我得解释一下 -你已经解释过了 -I need to explain. -No, you already did.
而且你说得很对 一点也没错 And you were right. So very right.
-是吗 -是的 -I was? -Yes.
我忘了我来到这间医院真正的原因 I was forgetting the real reason I came to this hospital.
就是要当外科医生 To be a surgeon.
我们之间的那些蠢事实在是太荒谬了 And that silliness, whatever that was between us, was ridiculous.
而且很碍事 And it was getting in the way.
我建议你和你母亲聊聊 You need to speak with your mother.
我每天都会跟她聊 非常感谢你 I speak to her every day. I'm very grateful to you.
还有 以后请叫我「贝儿女士」 And in the future, it's "Lady Belle."
好吧 Fine! Fine!
好吧 Fine.
一切准备就绪 每个环节都像 鸽子排列在石雕上般井然有序 All the pigeons are now neatly perched upon Nelson's stony shoulders.
你看起来活像见鬼似的 怎么了 You look like you've seen a ghost. What's wrong?
鸽子们似乎死光了 I think all them pigeons just shat themselves.
道奇 该死的英格兰银行 Dodge, who in God's terrible universe
到底决定派谁来这里 did the Bank of Great bloody Britain decide to send here?
-我怎么会知道 -谁是史上最爱哭哭啼啼的人 -How on earth would I know? -Who is the wettest lettuce of all time?
我不知道 但是我正在为病人看病 I don't know, but I am with a patient at the moment.
-不是吧 -就是 -No. -Yes.
不会吧 拜托 不行 No. Please, no.
-对 -不行 -Yes. -No!
没错 就是该死的奥利佛崔斯特 That's right. Oliver pissing Twist.
我完蛋了 他知道我们的底细 My goose is cooked. He knows everything about us.
而且他这个人正直到不行 And he's so bloody honest.
他会觉得自己有义务 He would see it as his moral duty
-向警察举报我们 -对 -to send us both to the peelers. -Yes.
-他有看到你吗 -没有 -Did he see you? -No.
他往我这里看 但是我如今老多了 He was looking in my direction, but I have aged something considerable.
你看起来跟出生时没两样 You've looked the same since you were born.
简直就像做坏的标本 Like a bad piece of taxidermy.
太伤人了 Hurtful.
抱歉 都是碎屑 Sorry, crumbs.
奥利佛崔斯特先生 Oliver Twist, Esquire?
欢迎大驾光临 Welcome, sir.
总督大人 Your Excellency, the Governor.
珍夫人 Lady Jane.
这位一定是… This must be...
哦! Oh!
请见谅 我刚刚一时喘不过气 Forgive me, my breath was momentarily held prisoner.
您说令嫒非常美丽 但这真是… See, you told me your daughter was passingly pretty, but this...
美若天仙 ...vision...
这里有着各种令我非常骄傲的青草 Here is a variety of grass that I am just excessively proud of.
-是 -不晓得 -Right. -I wonder,
能不能跟你聊聊它的成熟周期 could I tell you about its maturation cycle?
一定要的 阁下 我非常喜欢草皮 Oh, but you must, Excellency, I'm a great admirer of the sod.
是吗 我去拿把铲子 Oh, you are? I'll just get a shovel.
如果你运气好 常能看到这些毛茸茸的大型动物 If you're lucky, you often see these very big furry animals
在草地上缓慢移动 挖出大洞 moving ever so slowly across the lawns and digging giant holes.
是吗 太有趣了 那些动物叫什么 Really? What super fun! What are they called?
不知道 但是它们 会把母亲的牵牛花搞得一团乱 I don't know. But they make a terrible mess of Mother's petunias.
这显然壤土不足 They're... Clearly, loam deficient.
可惜不适合种西葫芦 Unsuitable for marrows, more's the pity.
真可惜 Oh. Shame.
对了 我女儿坚持 为你准备一顿特别的晚宴 Yes, my daughter here is insisting we have a special dinner for you.
-太棒了 -对 -Marvelous. -Yes.
-现在… -对了 -Now... -I wonder,
我从马车上的窗户 I believe I saw from my carriage window,
看到一位衣衫褴褛的老先生 似乎是我在伦敦的旧识 an older man in ragged attire that I might have known from London days.
-你不知道… -他的名字叫费金 -You have no idea... -I think his name was Fagin.
对 就是他 Oh, yes. Him.
他为这里一位外科医生 杰克道金斯工作 He works for a surgeon here, a Jack Dawkins.
杰克道金斯在这里 我认识他时他有另一个名字 Jack Dawkins is here? I knew him by another name then.
不晓得能不能邀请杰克一同出席晚宴 I wonder, would it be a terrible imposition to invite Jack to the soirée?
他可能不记得你 He may not remember you,
但是他一定还记得 那个曾试图害死他的同父异母哥哥 but he will remember his half-brother who tried to kill him.
我们投入太多心血 无法收手了 We have invested far too much to back out now.
况且 看到那个讨厌的胖子 Besides, it'd be nice to see that nauseating galumpus
带着空空的箱子回到伦敦一定很爽 turn up in London with an empty gold chest.
我才不要靠近它 I ain't going near it.
你只需要备好马车 护送我们安全上船就好 You just have a carriage standing by to take us nice and safe to the ship.
诺利不太可能整天守在黄金旁边 It's not like Nolly's gonna be personally standing over the gold all day long.
只要他没认出你 As long as he didn't recognise you,
我们尽管乖乖躲好 别让他看到就好 we just keep out of sight and make sure he doesn't see us.
管他们的 And to hell with the bloody lot of them.
银行给了我两把钥匙 Now, the Bank has issued me with only two keys.
需要两把都在才能开 Both are required to unlock it.
其中一把我会随时挂在脖子上 I shall wear one around my neck on all occasions.
另一把就交给你 And the other, well, I entrust to your good purpose.
好的 那我也会挂在脖子上 绝对不离身 Oh, yes, well, it, too, shall hang around my neck and never leave me.
我会挂在身上洗澡 I shall bathe with it.
睡觉时也挂着 随时陪伴着我 I shall sleep with it. It shall be my constant companion.
-那么我们一起把门锁上吧 -好 -Then let's lock the door together. -Yes.
各位请放心 四处都会有卫兵驻守 You can rest easy, gentlemen. There will be soldiers everywhere.
他认出你了 He clocked you.
那个爱哭鬼 你怎么知道 The lettuce? How do you know?
因为我受邀 'Cause I've been invited
明晚到总督府参加晚宴 back to Government House for dinner tomorrow night.
这样可好 This is good.
天堂打开了大门 欢迎我们入内 Heaven's opened its pearlies and welcomed us inside.
我绝对不能出席 奥利佛会害我当场被逮捕的 No, I can't possibly attend. Oliver will get me arrested on the spot.
不 他不会邀你吃饭还举报你 No, he wouldn't invite you to a feed and squeal on you.
他是正直的好男人 He's a wonderful, decent man.
不 这是我们的机会 你知道这是什么吗 No. This is our moment. You know what this is?
这是凯撒大帝 This is Julius Caesar
骑着木马越过特洛伊城门 riding his wooden horse through the gates of Troy.
奥利佛崔斯特和总督一同出席晚宴 Oliver Twist and the Governor together at the same dinner.
我得提前行动了 I'm gonna have to bring things forward.
让我简单为大家解释一下 Now, let me lay it out for you sweet and simple.
这位年轻人 要雄赳赳气昂昂地走进总督府 Our boy here walks bold as a cockerel up to the front door of Government House
他不会被狼狈地赶出大门 and instead of being booted out on his ear,
而是像皇室一样受到款待 he is welcomed in like royalty.
道金斯医生 Dr. Dawkins.
真是令人意外 This is a surprise of sorts.
道奇 Dodger?
真是我的老天爷啊 Well, tickle my cheeks with a goose's feather!
道奇会神不知鬼不觉地混入人群中 Dodge here will mingle virtual unnoticed by the hoi polloi,
确保没有人注意他 making sure he don't draw no attention to himself.
崔斯特先生 我很好奇你这样背景的人 But I'm intrigued as to how a man of your background, Mr. Twist,
是怎么认识他的 met a man of his.
请问可以再给我一些吗 Please, may I have some more?
没问题 请享用第三份 But of course. Your third helping.
我喜欢香酥脆皮 会在口中爆开 I love the crunch of crackling. The whiz and pop in one's mouth.
这个故事非常有趣 要从多年前开始说起 Well, this is such an interesting story going back many years.
对吧 道奇 Eh, Dodger?
我怀疑他们会不会想听 I doubt they really want to hear about that.
八成不会 请别让我打断 Probably not. Please don't let me stop you.
我非常有兴趣 I'm most interested.
你有听众了 See, you have an audience.
在我陷入巨大的危难与险境时 Well, in a time of great personal turmoil and peril,
当时还是男孩的他收留了我 this man, but a boy then, took me in, sheltered me,
救了我一命 saved my very life.
但是你为什么叫他「道奇」 But why do you call him "Dodger"?
是因为他既奇怪又不敢承担责任吗 It's because he dodges all responsibility, I wonder?
我开玩笑的 Just a jest.
我只是手很快 I was just very quick.
亲爱的 不会又来了吧 Oh, dear. Not again, darling.
-你们哪个医生 快想办法 -亲爱的 -One of you medics, do something! -Dear.
不要碰我 Don't touch me.
请容许我扶你 女士 With your permission, milady.
根据我们的红军内应提供的资讯 So, I've had these replica keys knocked up by the lovely Tim
亲爱的提姆已经为我们打造出赝品钥匙 according to the specifics of our redcoat on the inside,
所以当你偷走真正的钥匙后… so that when you snitch the real ones...
从他们的脖子上 From around their necks?
就掉包成这两把 ...you replace them with these.
在十几个人盯着我的晚宴上 At a dinner party with a dozen people watching me?
对 Right.
直接开枪比较简单 Be easier just to shoot 'em.
谁也不准开枪 Nobody's shooting anyone.
怎么 你比较想要徒手搏击吗 What, you prefer hand-to-hand combat?
还是带着 以防万一 Bring 'em just in case.
现在 到了晚上九点半 这些达官贵人 Now, by 9:30 p.m., all the toffs and these horned swallows
通常都已经喝到醉倒在扶手椅上 are usually sozzled on port, half asleep in their armchairs,
边打呼边流口水 with dribble oozing out of their snoring noggins.
不了 今晚不行 该死的痛风 Oh, no. Damn it. Not tonight. Bloody gout.
那么我也该好好节制一下 总督 Then, I, too, shall restrain myself, Governor.
柠檬水 谢谢 Water with lemon, please.
我需要有东西分散大家注意力 I'll need a diversion of some sort.
但时机要刚刚好 But at precisely the right moment.
那么你绝对会如愿以偿 Then you shall have the mother and uncle of all diversions
因为小闪会为你使出强而有力的 because Flashy here will afford you a distraction
声东击西 to confound all distractions.
火箭 鞭炮 红的 蓝的 足够上海跨年烟火用了 Rockets, penny bangers, reds, blues, enough fireworks for a Shanghai New Year.
巧妙地摆放在总督府右侧 Placed strategic on the right side of the Governor's gaff.
十点钟准时点燃 They will go off at 10:00 on the knock
士兵会听到巨大的声响 and the soldiers will hear a commotion that will rattle their bowels
赶忙跑到右侧 and they will rush off to the right side
就像追着骨头的狗一样 以为战争开打了 like dogs chasing a bone, thinking war is upon 'em,
让我们能从左侧空档进入 leaving the left side open for us.
那会施放多久 How long will it go for?
绚烂的25分钟 Twenty-five glorious minutes.
这样时间不够让杰克动手吧 That's not long enough for Jack, is it?
对二流窃贼来说是不够 To a lesser thief, no.
但是这已经足够让道奇拿走钥匙 潜入地道中 But for him, enough time to snaffle the keys, disappear into the tunnels,
打开地窖的锁 让我们进去 你负责把风 我们拿走箱子 pick the lock on the vault, let us in, you cover the door, we grab the chest,
趁着夜晚涨潮时启程 and we all set sail on the evening tide.
杰克 Jack?
也许行得通 It might just work.
贝儿女士还好吗 Is Lady Belle all right?
对 我女儿她… Yes, my daughter, is she...
-她不会有事的 -很好 -She will be fine. -Good.
是妇女方面的问题 Women's problems, I fear.
-好的 了解 -她不会有事的 亲爱的 - Right, yeah. Of course. - I'm sure she'll be fine.
我要道歉 I apologise.
但是我必须道出一件 我再也压抑不住的真相 But I have to speak a truth I can no longer hold inside!
虽然才过了一天左右 但是我必须说出真话 It's only been a day or so, but I must speak the truth.
我答应 Yes!
-一百次都答应 -我还没开口呢 - A hundred times, yes! - I haven't asked yet.
抱歉 请说 Sorry, yes, go ahead.
你们在做什么 快熄掉 What are you doing? Put it out.
不过是一点小火花而已 It's just a little sparkler.
你真是没脑袋 Your brain's just a little sparkler.
快熄掉 还要等1小时50分钟 Get rid of it, there's an hour and 50 to go.
凡妮女士… Lady Fanny...
我们遭受攻击了 从镇上传来的 We're under attack. It's coming from the town.
-是叛变吗 -很有可能 总督先生 - Is it a rebellion? - Quite possibly, sir.
或者是法军 Or the French!
-各位先生 保护妇女 -是 -Gentlemen, protect your lady folk. -Yes.
士兵跟我来 Troops, with me.
快点 Hurry!
快 史尼先生 Come, Mr. Sneed...
道奇 你要用哪一招 What you gonna use, Dodge?
「偷天换日」还是「趁火打劫」 Duck, Play or Switch, or the Fox Pocket Scramble?
不 我应该会用「铺天盖地」 No, I think I'll go for the Blind Turtle Stretch.
找掩护 总督先生 Take cover, sir.
殖民地需要你更胜我 The colony needs you more than I.
冲着我来就好 混帐 Take me instead, you bastards!
来吧 总督先生 跟我来 Here, come, sir. You come on with me now.
烟火提早一个半小时 A minute of fireworks an hour and a half earlier,
搞得一整年的努力泡汤了 a year of planning up the spout.
你毁了我的计画 You have pissed on my vision.
什么 What?
上刺刀 Fixed bayonets!
一律格杀勿论 You're authorised to kill on sight!
他们全都过来 那总督府就没人守了 If they're here, there's no one guarding Government House.
小闪 你真是天才 Flashy, you are a genius.
神明再世 太厉害了 You're a god. You're a weaver of magic.
时间错了 杰克会来不及的 It's the wrong time. We haven't given Jack enough room.
不 你不了解道奇 No, you don't know Dodge.
动作快 你们这群蠢才 开始行动了 Now, shift your limbs, you mouldy rogues, it's on!
什么 他说什么 Pardon? What did he say?
你要对奥利佛用哪招 他熟知我们的伎俩 What are you gonna use on Oliver? He knows all our moves.
对 他是我们最大的阻碍 我们可能得随机应变 Yes, he's our main obstacle. We may need to adapt with him.
我们有一样的目标 脆猪皮对吧 Ah. I assume we're here for the same reason. The crackling?
趁着外面大乱 我想把它吃光 While the ballyhoo is going on, I thought I might snaffle the last of it.
我也是这么想 Exactly the same thought.
诺利 瞧 你身上沾满了肉汁 把那交给我 Nolly, look, you've got gravy all down yourself. Give me that.
谢谢你 道奇 还是这么照顾我 Thank you, Dodge. Still looking after me.
我的手比市集里的小猪还要油 My hands are greasier than a fairground piglet.
我真以你为荣 I'm very proud of you.
你从偷拐抢骗变成了令人敬佩 You've eschewed a life of unsavouriness for something entirely honourable.
虽然我们身分地位完全不同 And although we occupy very different stations in life,
我仍然把你当兄弟看待 I regard you with the affection of a brother.
好 我该回去找那些女士了 Right, I should return to the women.
你办到了 道奇 You did it, Dodge.
对 当然 来吧 Yeah, of course I did. Come on.
-怎么了 -要命 - What? - I'll be damned.
这是诡计 It's a ruse.
道奇 过程有多难 你用了哪一招 How hard was it, Dodge? What moves did you use?
唠叨公鸡还是逍遥松鼠 The Swaffling Rooster or the Giddy Squirrel?
是脆猪皮操弄法 More like the Crackling Pushover.
我没听过 Not familiar.
这几乎是太简单了 It was almost too easy.
-我们被耍了 -得闪人了 -No, we've been done! -We have to go now!
走吧 Come on.
不要 No!
卫兵 Guards!
一有动静就开枪 Fire on any sign of movement.
蒙克斯死哪去了 Where the bloody hell's Monks?
-你先走 -你要去哪里 -You go ahead. -Where are you going?
-我们得赶紧上船 -快走就是了 -We've got to get to the boat. -Just go!
快走 Go!
我想你跟这场骚动脱不了关系吧 I assume you had something to do with this commotion.
快走 不然我要放声大叫了 Go away, or I will scream the place down.
今晚跟我走吧 Come away with me tonight.
你说什么 I beg your pardon?
可恶 Oh, bugger!
今晚很忙是吧 费金先生 Busy night, Mr. Fagin?
你是疯了不成 Have you gone completely mad?
对 我的确是疯了 Yes. I am completely mad.
我需要你 I need you.
你昨天看起来可不是这么想 Yesterday, you seemed to think otherwise.
昨天我跟你母亲谈过 她说我会毁了你的人生 Yesterday, I spoke with your mother and she told me that I'd ruin your life
并威胁要毁掉我的人生 and then threatened to ruin mine.
哦 Oh.
而你还是想要带我一起走 And you still want to run away with me?
我再想不过 More than anything.
贝儿 我早上醒来后 满脑子都想着你 Belle, when I wake up in the mornings, all I can think of is you.
我晚上闭上双眼就会看到你 I close my eyes at night, and there you are.
贝儿 我无法想象没有你的生活 Belle, I cannot fashion a life without you in it.
你是在说你爱我吗 杰克道金斯 Are you telling me you love me, Jack Dawkins?
-我不知道那是什么意思 -你明明知道 -I don't know what that means. -You do.
你只是以你的方式表达罢了 You just said it in your own words.
如果你对我的感情有我对你一半强烈… If you even feel half the way I do about you...
并没有 I don't.
没有吗 You don't?
是十倍 I feel it 10 times more.
那就跟我走 Then come away with me.
-不行 -可以 -We can't. -We can.
可以的 今晚有艘船 要趁涨潮启程前往太平洋海岛 We can, there is a vessel leaving tonight bound for the Pacific Islands on the tide.
我们可以在那里过着幸福的日子 Couples like us can live there happily.
我们可以创立自己的医院 你可以在那里当外科医生 We can set up our own hospital. You can work as a surgeon there.
怎么了 为什么不能去 Why? What is stopping us?
我快死了 对不对 I'm dying, aren't I?
杰克 Jack?