晚上好 Good evening.
照我看 我不该来美国的 Methinks I should never have,come to the colonies.
现在我人在美国 在制作人眼中 Here I am,,the producer's dream,
就是一个被俘虏的观众 a captive audience.
我很不走运 由于认识制作人的关系 Unfortunately,,knowing the producer
今晚的故事我已经看了好几遍了 I have already seen,tonight's story several times.
这个故事叫做"最后的咖啡" It is called,,"One For The Road. "
一般来说事物都有两个方面 They say there are two sides,to every question,
然而在今晚的故事里 事物有三个方面 but tonight's little problem,has three sides.
这三个方面对应婚姻里的三角关系 For it is that age old bit,of marital geometry,
这是个永恒的话题 the eternal triangle.
"最后的咖啡"
Marcia Marcia!
我来了 亲爱的 I'm coming, darling.
我的烟放哪儿了 Where are my cigarettes?
我新开了一包 I opened a fresh package,for you.
哦 Oh?
你的行李收好了 Your bag's all packed.
很好 Good.
这次我只为你准备了三件衬衫 I put in only three shirts,for you this time.
前几次出差你都用不到第四件 The last few trips you,haven't worn the fourth.
因为天气变冷了 The weather's,been cooler.
结果衣服被压皱了 必须重洗 They get so crushed, they,have to be laundered anyway.
但如果你觉得需要再带一件... But if you think,you'll need the fourth...
再说吧 I'll see how it works out.
我能再来一块蛋糕吗 Have I got time for another,piece of coffee cake?
不行 吃太多不好 Uh-uh,,it's not good for you.
你的饮食要特别注意 We have to be careful,of your diet.
所以我娶了个护士回家 That's what I get,for marrying a nurse.
有什么要我捎回家的吗 Can I bring you anything,this trip?
不用了 过个三四天没问题 I've got everything.,At least for half the week.
好的 Good.
你不在 这地方变得多可怕啊 This place sure is dreary,without you.
- 我来帮你 亲爱的,- 哦 Let me, darling.,Oh.
要是你不走就好了 I wish you didn't have,to go out on the road.
我只去三天 亲爱的 Oh, it's only for,three days, darling.
你应该已经习惯了 You ought to be,used to it by this time.
我的外套呢 Now, where's my coat?
就在那里 Right here.
哦 谢谢 亲爱的 Oh. Thanks, honey.
我想起来了,下周是不是我们结婚周年纪念 Say, that reminds me. Don't we have,an anniversary coming up next week?
- 是啊,- 第几个年头了 Mmm-hmm.,Which one is it?
四年? 还是五年? Fourth? Fifth?
你知道的 11个年头了 You know very well,it's the eleventh.
我不知道 No.
如果我不在的时候包裹送来了 不许偷看 Well, if a package comes while,I'm away, no fair peeking.
我东西都带齐了吗 Have I got everything?
Mmm-hmm.
还有 No,
这个拿去还给你的女性朋友 you might return this,to your lady friend.
你在哪儿发现的 Where'd you get that?
你的灰西装 Your gray suit.
一定是我秘书的 Must be my secretary's.
我总是借她的打火机用 I'm always borrowing hers.
但这不是Inglewood小姐的姓名首字母 Those are not,Miss Inglewood's initials.
我真不知道这东西从哪儿来的 I'll be darned if I know,where I got it.
我每天来往好几个办公室 I'm in a dozen offices,everyday.
想想看 B.A.是什么的缩写 Now, try to think, what do,the letters B.A. Stand for?
文学学士? Bachelor of Arts?
周五见 亲爱的 See you Friday, darling.
我爱你 Love you.
这是不是太甜了 Now, tell me,if that's too dry.
恰到好处 Perfect.
你身上的裙子是新买的? Isn't that another new dress,you're wearing?
嗯哼 你喜欢吗 Mmm-hmm. Like it?
Hmm.
你把所有的时间都用来购物了吧 You must spend,all your time shopping.
这四天我总得打发过去 Well, I have to fill up,those four days somehow.
要是我们每晚都能在一起该有多好啊 Wouldn't it be wonderful if we could,be together like this every night?
我不敢肯定 Oh, I don't know.
那样好过头了 Might be too much,of a good thing.
你这是给自己找借口呢 Speak for yourself.
人说有阻力 爱情才炽热 They say the best romances,are those with obstacles.
为爱情增添了情趣 Adds spice.
哦 Oh.
婚姻不一定乏味啊 Oh, marriage doesn't have,to be so dull.
我们在一起就不会乏味 Well, I bet ours wouldn't be.
结婚? 我们俩? Are we,getting married?
我听说重婚罪判刑很重呢 The penalty for bigamy,is pretty severe, I'm told.
亲爱的 你有没有考虑过... Darling, hasn't it ever,occurred to you that...
你可以跟Marcia离婚 Well, you could,divorce Marcia.
不行 No.
她比你会做饭 She's a better cook,than you are.
她泡的咖啡顶呱呱 Makes wonderful coffee.
你一点也不严肃 Oh, you're not being serious.
要是她发现了呢 Now, suppose she finds out?
我倒是想起来了,她在我衣服口袋里发现了这个 Oh, that reminds me, she,found this in one of my suits.
你怎么解释的 How'd you explain it?
我不需要解释 I didn't have to,explain it.
Marcia不是个小心眼的女人 Marcia isn't,a jealous woman.
对不起 I'm sorry.
我只是... I guess it's just...
我爱你 I love you.
我也爱你 Love you.
你好 Inglewood小姐吗 Hello. Miss Inglewood?
我是Hendrix太太 This is Mrs. Hendrix.
我知道他不在 所以我才给你打电话 Yes, I know he's out of town,that's why I'm calling you.
我要他的联系方式 I have to get in touch,with him.
Lockton的哪里 Where in Lockton?
你有他的号码吗 Well, haven't you a number,where he can be reached?
是的 我有急事 Yes,,it is an emergency.
1-8-2 好 我记下了 Inglewood小姐 1-8-2. Yes, I have it,,Miss Inglewood.
谢谢你 Thank you.
请接Lockton 182 Lockton 182, please.
你好 Hello.
你好 你是? Hello, who's this?
我是Beryl Well, this is Beryl.
Beryl Abbott Beryl Abbott.
别人给了我这个号码 ,说打这个号能找到Charles Hendrix Well, I was given this number,to reach Mr. Charles Hendrix.
这里没人叫那个名字 Well, there isn't anyone,here by that name, I'm afraid.
我恐怕你是打错了 You must have,the wrong number.
哦 打扰了 Oh, I'm sorry.
我会去换个好的 甜心 Well, I'll just have it,replaced, sweetheart.
你不必为这个不高兴 It's nothing to get,so upset about.
但是我感觉很不好 But I was upset.,Terribly.
我不是迷信 I'm not superstitious,or anything,
但是我们的周年纪念礼物就这么碎了 but to see my anniversary,present broken,
这预兆着什么 it seemed like an omen.
肯定有什么事要发生了 I was sure that,something had happened.
我平平安安地回来了 Well, I'm back,safe and sound.
所以我才想打电话给你 That's why,I tried to telephone you.
你... You...
你知道我不在办公室的 But you knew,I wasn't at the office.
Inglewood给了我你在Lockton的电话 Miss Inglewood gave me,a number to call in Lockton.
Charles Charles,
Beryl Abbott是谁 who is Beryl Abbott?
我不知道 I haven't,the slightest idea.
你撒谎 That isn't true.
她接了电话 She answered the phone.
我不知道Inglewood给你的是什么号码 Well, I don't know what,number Miss Inglewood gave you,
那号码肯定有问题 but it was obviously,the wrong one.
我在Lockton一向是住Willow宾馆 When I'm in Lockton I always,stay at the Willow Hotel.
别骗我 Charles Don't lie to me,,Charles.
那个打火机是她的,那上面刻的是她的姓名首字母 That cigarette lighter was hers,and those initials were hers.
你和这个Beryl Abbott一直有来往 You've been carrying on,with this
Beryl Abbott.
这就是真相 It's true,
对不对 isn't it?
别这样调查我 I won't have you,checking up on me.
就算我在Lockton有了女人 Suppose I happen to see,a woman in Lockton.
那又怎么样 What of it?
你怎么脱身的 How did you get out of it?
情况是有点棘手 It was kind of ticklish,for a moment.
我秘书有我的号码,以防公司有事联系不上我 My secretary has this number in case,the office has to get in touch with me.
她不该把那号码告诉别人 She wasn't supposed,to give it out
但她不知道也不能告诉我妻子 but she didn't think,that applied to my wife.
你跟她怎么说的 What did you tell her?
跟她说我再也不见你了 Told her I wouldn't,see you anymore.
你在开玩笑吧 You didn't really mean that,,did you?
你觉得呢 What do you think?
你最好把号码换了 Just the same, I think you ought,to change your phone number.
好 我明天就去换一个 不登在黄页上 All right, I'll get,an unlisted one tomorrow.
好主意 Good idea.
话说回来 Just the same,
如果我们结婚了 我们就用不着担心别人了 if we were married, we wouldn't,have to worry about other people.
别提这个了 Now, you're not going to,start that again, are you?
你考虑一下吧 Well, you might think,about it.
好吧 All right,
我想好了 I've thought about it.
什么 And?
现在这样就好 This arrangement,suits me just fine.
晚安 Good night.
你骗我 You lied to me.
你还在见那个女人 You're still seeing,that woman.
你衬衫上全是她的口红 Lipstick all over,your shirt.
Marcia 这个事情我有在处理 Marcia, dear. I'm trying,to work it out.
你要有点耐心 You'll have to be patient.
处理什么 What is there,to work out?
不知道选我们中的哪一个好? Can't you decide,which of us you want?
不用选 It's not a question,of deciding.
你是我妻子 You're my wife.
我有责任保护你 I have to protect you.
什么意思 Charles What do you mean,,Charles?
保护我什么 Protect me against what?
她威胁你了? Has she threatened you?
我自己怎样都好 I don't care about myself.
但我不想让你卷进来 But I don't want you to get,involved in a scandal.
她威胁不了我们 There's nothing,she can do to hurt us.
她会摆弄是非 夸大其词 She can make it seem a,lot worse than it ever was.
那时我肯定保不住饭碗了 I'd lose my job,,of course.
但是我能搬走,到一个新地方重新开始 But I could move to another,city and start again.
我担心的是你 It's you I'm worried about.
别担心我 Don't you worry about me.
这个问题我们一起来解决 We'll work,this out together.
我知道你值得信赖 I knew I could,depend on you.
一切都会好的 Everything is going,to be all right.
我要你早上安心去工作 I want you to go to,the office in the morning
什么负担也没有 and not worry,about it anymore.
我不值得你为我这样 Marcia I don't deserve you,,Marcia.
晚安 Good night.
亲爱的 Darling.
Hmm?
明天你能不能坐公交去上班 Would you mind taking the bus,to the office tomorrow?
我要用你的车 I think I'd like,to have the car.
我有些东西要买 I want to do some shopping.
当然可以 Of course you can,have the car.
Lockton市区
你好 Yes?
你有什么事吗 Well, is there something,I can do for you?
我是福利机构派来的 Oh. I'm from,the Welfare Association.
我来收不穿的旧衣服 I'm collecting old clothes.
哦 是这样 Oh, yes.
我没有旧衣服可以给你 Well, I'm afraid that I,don't have any old clothes.
什么都可以 多旧都没关系 Anything at all will do, no,matter how old the clothes are.
我不留旧衣服的 No, you see, I don't keep,any old clothes.
这是做好事 积功德 But it's such,a worthy cause.
你总有用不着的衣服的 Surely you have something,that you'll never wear again.
这样啊... Well...
我去衣柜找找 一会儿告诉你 I'll tell you, I'll see what,I have in that back closet
你一会儿再来 可以吗 if you'll just come back,later, all right?
我就在这里等 没事的 I don't mind waiting.,It's no trouble, really.
好 我很快就来 All right,,I'll just be a minute.
哦 Oh.
我在参观你的厨房 I was just admiring,your kitchen.
多么实用的厨房啊 It's so practical.
是 物尽其用 Well, it serves,the purpose.
你的房子真美 You have,a beautiful house.
是找行家装修的吗 Did a decorator do it?
不是 我一个朋友给了我些建议 No, a friend of mine,gave me some ideas.
哦 这样 Oh, I see.
呃... Well...
我打算买个新沙发 I'm thinking of buying,a new divan.
我能问下这要多少钱吗 May I ask how much,this one cost?
呃...我不知道 Well, I... I really have,no idea.
我这些衣服不是很能御寒 Oh, I'm afraid,these aren't very practical.
最好是能派上用场 I hope there's something,here you can use.
这些衣服很好 改动一下就可以了 They're lovely. I'm sure,they can be made over.
这是件旧雨衣 Here's an old raincoat.
可以给男人穿 Maybe some man,can use that.
你丈夫很高吧 Your husband,must be a tall man.
是的 很高 Yes, he is.
我没法管住我丈夫少吃 I have trouble keeping,mine on a diet.
你丈夫有没有这个问题 Do you have that problem?
没有 我完全是由着他 No, I'm afraid that,I rather indulge mine.
谢谢你 Thank you.
再见 Oh, goodbye.
你好 Hello.
Hendrix夫人吗 Mrs. Hendrix?
是 Yes?
我是Inglewood 我现在在办公室 This is Miss Inglewood,down at the office.
我下午一直打不通你的电话 I've been trying,to reach you all afternoon.
是吗 Yes.
我出去买东西了 I went shopping.
你丈夫让我跟你说 Your husband asked me,to let you know
他出镇了 he was called,out of town.
不可能呀 But he couldn't have.
他没有车 He left the car at home.
是的 他用的是公司的车 Yes, I know.,He took a company car.
他说他要晚点回家 Hendrix夫人 He said it would be,rather late, Mrs. Hendrix.
他得直接赶去Lockton He had to go,all the way to Lockton.
Lockton Lockton.
Hendrix夫人 你没事吧 Mrs. Hendrix.,Are you all right?
我没事 Inglewood小姐 我很好 Yes, Miss Inglewood.,I'm quite all right.
呀 真是惊喜 Well,,what a pleasant surprise.
出什么事了吗 你早来了三天 Is there something wrong? I,mean, you're three days early.
宝贝 我有事跟你商量 Doll, there's something,we've got to discuss.
Marcia那关很难过 Marcia's being,very difficult.
我以为我能把事情混过去的 结果不行 I thought I could smooth,it over but I couldn't.
既然这样 Well, I suppose
迟早都是要选择的了 it had to come to a choice,sooner or later.
见你这么表现得这么得体 我很高兴 I'm glad you're,taking it so well.
哦 Oh.
你选了Marcia So Marcia wins.
毕竟我跟她是夫妻啊 Well, after all,I'm married to her.
根本就不存在什么竞争 对不对 Sure, it wasn't any,contest at all, was it?
我们最好暂时别见面 这几个月先避一避 I thought if we didn't see each,other for a while, a few months,
等Marcia不再怀疑了 just long enough,to satisfy Marcia,
我们再来过 then we could pick up,where we left off.
你真聪明 这种问题处理得滴水不漏 Well, how very clever of you,to work it out so neatly.
别损我了 亲爱的 Now, don't be like that,,darling.
对不起 I'm sorry.
我理解的 I understand.
我会想你的 一定 I'll miss you,,of course.
你相信我 You know that.
也许用不了那么长时间 Might not be as long,as we think.
他在哪儿 他还好吗 Where is he?,Is he all right?
你说什么 What are you,talking about?
我是Marcia Hendrix I'm Marcia Hendrix.
Charles在哪儿 Where's Charles?
你是他妻子 You're his wife.
今天下午 我在糖罐里撒了一些东西 I put something in the,sugar bowl this afternoon.
- 什么意思,- 是毒药 What do you mean?,It's poison.
毒药是我从以前工作的医院弄来的 I got it from the hospital,where I used to work.
你想毒死我 You were trying to poison me.
我没想到Charles今天会过来这里 I never dreamed that Charles,would come here today.
我给你打过电话 I tried,to telephone you,
然后尽快赶到了这里 希望还赶得及 then I drove just as fast as,I could to get here in time.
Hendrix夫人 Mrs. Hendrix,
你没赶上 you didn't get here in time.
你知道Charles喝咖啡的习惯 You know Charles,and his coffee.
一杯咖啡要放两勺子糖 不多不少 Exactly two teaspoonsful,for every cup.
我看着他这么做了 I sat there,and watched him do it.
我不知道那里面有毒 I had no idea,it was poisoned.
他在哪儿 Where is he?
他一个小时以前就离开了 Well, he left here,about an hour ago.
我们必须找到他 We have to find him.
必须带他去见医生 We have to get him,to a doctor.
我去找警察 I'll go to the police.
如果你去警察那里 ,他们会知道是谁给Charles下毒的 If you go to the police you'll have to,tell them how Charles got that poison.
我要去找警察 I'm going to the police.
Hendrix夫人 Mrs. Hendrix,
如果他死了 你就成凶手了 if he's dead,,you're a murderess.
什么都比不上Charles重要 Nothing matters,except Charles.
刚才是谁 Who was it?
福利机构的人 Oh, just some woman from,the Welfare Association
来收旧衣服 collecting old clothes.
哦 Oh.
我们分手吧 Maybe it's just as well,we're calling it off.
每次铃响都要躲起来 我受够了 I'm getting mighty tired of hiding,every time that doorbell rings.
感到耻辱吗 That is rather undignified,,isn't it?
不过 But
倒是添了一份情趣 adds spice.
调料放太多菜就毁了 Too much seasoning,can spoil any dish.
你很快就不用烦恼了 Well, your troubles,will soon be over.
你会回家和Marcia一道过安稳日子 You'll be safe at home,with Marcia.
婚姻也有好处 You know, marriage does,have certain advantages.
我记得我说过同样的话 Yes. I recall making,that same remark.
别提那个了 Oh, let's not,go through that again.
我们在一起很快活 是吧 Charles We did have wonderful times,together, didn't we, Charles?
当然了 亲爱的 Of course we did, darling.
美好的时光 It was perfect.
如我所愿 I wanted it to be.
你想知道我的秘密吗 You want to know a secret?
Uh-huh.
为了你 我去学做饭 I've even been learning,to cook for you.
不是万不得已 我也不会走到这一步 I'd give anything if it,didn't have to be this way.
你真的不会和Marcia离婚吗 Are you sure you don't want,to divorce Marcia?
这问题没得谈 I'm afraid that's,out of the question.
好吧 亲爱的 All right, darling.
至少让我们友好地分手 At least we can part friends.
我真的要走了 I really should be going.
等等 Oh, come on.
来一杯吧 就当是和... Haven't you got time for,a cup of coffee with...
一个老朋友 An old friend,
一位我永远喜爱的朋友 of whom I'll always,be very fond.
但愿如此 I hope you always will.
来最后一杯吧 喝完就上路 How about one for the road?
告别老朋友 With an old friend.
可以啊 Why not?
最后一杯 One for the road.
真好 我终于自由了 It's good to be free again,
我比Beryl Abbott幸运 which is more than,Beryl Abbott is.
她最后被逮捕 并被判刑 You see, she was arrested,and paid for her crime.
下次节目我们还会再见 Next time we shall be back
开始讲新的故事 with another story.
晚安 Good night.