哇
whoa
你家不错
nice house
是时候邀请我过去了
it's about time you invited me over
是的
yeah
我希望你的父母不在家
i hope your parents aren't home
大卫
david
什么
what
把它关掉
knock it off
我爸爸就在书房里
my dad's right in the den
此外，我只是想在这里拉上拉链
besides i just wanted to zip in here
获取实验室手册
get the lab book
然后我们就离开这里
and then we're out of here
他要做什么
what's he gonna do
打败我吧
beat me up huh
不
no
看
look
我也可以告诉你，好吗
i might as well tell you okay
这里有座位
here have a seat
只是
it's just that
嗯，我爸爸是同性恋
well my dad is gay
所以我的意思是
so i mean
只要他别用那该死的手碰我
as long as he keeps his freaking hands off me
我不在乎
i don't care
不，你不明白
no you don't understand
你看
you see
我的同性恋爸爸总是抢走我的男朋友
my gay dad always steals my boyfriends
尽管他们说他们是直男
even though they say they're straight
她们保证不会爱上他
and they promise they won't fall for him
但他们总是
but they always do
每次
every time
因为他太有魅力了
because he's so irresistible
他们无法控制自己
they can't help themselves
我讨厌它
and i hate it
今年秋季在家庭频道上映
coming this fall on the family channel
我的同性恋爸爸
my gay dad
总是抢走我的男朋友
always steals my boyfriends
尽管他们说他们是直男
even though they say they're straight
向我保证他们不会爱上他
and promise me they won't fall for him
但他们每次都这样做
but they always do everytime
因为他太有魅力了
because he's so irresistible
他们无法控制自己
they can't help themselves
我讨厌它
and i hate it
我百分之百是直男
i'm 100 percent straight
是的，他们都这么说
yeah well that's what they all say
然后在你意识到之前
and then before you know it
他们就像给我爸爸送花一样
they're like sending my dad flowers
打电话到家里，我接电话时就挂断了
calling the house and hanging up when i answer the phone
你正在和足球队的队长谈话
you're talking to the captain of the football team
我可以向你保证
i can guarantee you
我不会为了水果蛋糕而发火
i'm not gonna flip for some fruitcake
好的
okay
哦你好亲爱的
oh hi honey
我不知道你在家
i didn't know you're home
哦嗨爸爸
oh hi dad
哇
whoa
看看那个屁股
look at that ass
这些就是
here are those
我有三句话要对你说：
i got three words for your dad
宝贝
babe
哦
oh
美味
licious
我以为你说你是直男
i thought you said you were straight
对我是
yeah i am
但我的意思是
but i mean
你没告诉我你爸爸有多帅
you didn't tell me how hot your dad was
我可以用勺子把他吃掉
i could eat him up with a spoon
告诉他他没有和任何人约会
tell him he's not seeing anybody
告诉我他没和任何人约会
tell me he's not seeing anybody
告诉我
tell me
大卫，我说他不是
david i said he is not
是时候洗旧车了
well time to wash the old car
哦天哪，我不是故意要当乡巴佬
oh boy i don't mean to be rube
我是蒂芙尼的爸爸
i'm tiffany's dad
你好我是
hi i'm
二
i i
大卫
david
大卫
david
你的名字是大卫
your name is david
你好
hi
很高兴认识你，大卫
nice to meet you david
哦，抓地力很好
oh good grip
哦亲爱的，如果有人叫我，我就在外面
oh honey i'll be outside if anyone calls
或许下一个人
well maybe the next guy
下周
next week on
我的同性恋爸爸
my gay dad
总是抢走我的男朋友
always steals my boyfriends
尽管他们说他们是直男
even though they say they're straight
并保证她们不会爱上他
and promise they won't fall for him
但他们每次都这样做
but they always do everytime
因为他太有魅力了
because he's so irresistible
他们无法控制自己
they can't help themselves
我讨厌它
and i hate it
克雷格
well craig
我想你和我会相处得很好
i think you and i are gonna work out just fine
哦嗨爸爸
oh hi dad
嘿亲爱的
hey sweetie
好屁股
nice ass
希金斯先生
mr higgins
你今晚忙吗
are you busy tonight
when do i get laid