你們上禮拜死哪裡去了 Where the hell were you guys last week?
我想我們該有個自己的孩子了 I think we should have our own kid.
要不我們現在就開始造人吧 Well, can we start right now?
你個聒噪 刻薄 又惡毒的婊子 You're a loud, mean, vicious bitch.
我打爛你的嘴 I will fuck you up!
靠 Shit!
操 Shit!
我來教你一技怎麼樣 How about, let's teach you a skill?
你奶奶去哪裡了 Where's your grandmother?
-又去採購原料了 -我要殺了她 - Buying more supplies. - I'm gonna kill her.
我們就不能找警察 報告她製毒的事嗎 Can't we just call the police, tell them about the meth lab?
她是我奶奶 怎麼了 She's my grandmother. What happened?
急診醫生說是癌症 E.R. doc says cancer.
胰腺癌晚期 沒多少日子了 Stage four, pancreatic, doesn't have long to live.
我需要你幫個忙 Can you do something for me?
幫我擺脫喬迪 Get rid of Jody.
不管他做什麼 我都覺得煩 Everything he does is bugging me.
滾出去 Get out!
連政府都說不歧視同性戀 Even the Pentagon says it's okay to be gay,
你卻掖著藏著不敢公開 but you're too chickenshit to let anyone know.
至少我不會為大肚淫婆糾結痛苦 At least I'm not getting trapped by some pregnant skank.
操 Fuck you!
利普 趕緊的 起床了啊 高三的第一天 Lip, come on, wake up. First day of school, senior.
-我不念了 -你在說什麼呢 - Dropped out. - What are you talking about?
我得找份工作 養活凱倫和孩子 Got to get a job and take care of Karen and my kid.
你們結婚了嗎 You two are married?
-你們結婚了嗎 -是啊 - You're married? - Ah, si.
那天為什麼不去機場找我 Why didn't you meet me at the airport?
我當時已經往機場趕了 I was on my way.
-中間發生什麼事了 -現在說這些都沒用了 - What happened? - Doesn't matter now.
-我愛你 -別 - I love you. - Don't.
無恥之徒 第二季第八集
法蘭克 Frank?
我媽得癌了 My mother has cancer.
惡性的嗎 The bad kind?
有良性的嗎 As opposed to?
我就要變成孤兒了 I'm gonna be an orphan.
[狄更斯小說《孤雛淚》的主角]
好啦 奧利佛·特威斯特不都熬過來了嘛 Well... things worked out for Oliver Twist.
[《孤女安妮》主角]
還有安妮 And Annie.
她竟然要再拋下我最後一次 She found a way to abandon me one last time.
太陽會再出來的 歌裡不是這麼唱的嗎 The sun'll come out, just like the song says.
老天 God...
你知不知道為這一刻的到來 我祈禱了多少年 Do you know how many years i've prayed for this moment?
我就要自由了 I'll be free.
我要說的話可能會很難聽 Well, this might not be nice to say,
如果說有誰活該得癌症 but if anyone deserves cancer,
就是你老媽 it's your mother.
奶奶呢 Where's Grammy?
法蘭克昨晚把她帶到希拉家了 Frank took her to Sheila's late last night.
她呼吸困難 She was having trouble breathing.
爆炸產生的化學氣體加重了她的肺氣腫 The chemicals from the fire were aggravating her emphysema.
那氣體也會讓我們肺氣腫嗎 Will the chemicals give us emphysema?
有可能 但50年後才能知道 Probably, but we won't know for 50 years.
卡爾 球隊只發一頂頭盔 Carl, the team gives you one helmet
如果你整壞了 我可沒錢給你買新的 and if you break it, we can't afford to replace it.
-不要緊 本賽季已經結束了 -什麼 - Don't matter. Season's over. - What?
教練因為在公園露陰被逮捕了 Coach got arrested for exposing himself at the park.
他在一處棚子後面尿尿 He was peeing being a shed.
幾個7歲大的女孩看見他的"那個"了 A couple of seven-year-old girls saw "it".
我不明白 一半的地球人都有雞巴 I don't get it. Half the world has penises.
看見那東西有什麼好大驚小怪的 Why do people get so upset about seeing them?
-注意場合 -什麼意思 - Context. - What's that?
要看時間 方式 地點 和對象 When, how, where and with who.
伊恩 你玩過橄欖球 你來指導我們嘛 Ian, you played-- you could coach.
不行 我放學後要工作 抱歉了兄弟 Uh, can't. I got to work after school, bud. Sorry.
-這麼早就去學校 -化學學習小組 - You going to school early? - Chemistry study group.
你能當我們的教練嗎 Can you coach?
橄欖球我一竅不通 I know nothing about football.
就是男生和男生撞來撞去唄 It's just boys crashing into one another.
穿上襯墊 定好 定好規則 With pads, and some-- some rules.
-問問利普 -他才不會去的 - Ask Lip. - He won't do it.
叫醒他問問 又沒什麼 Wake him and ask. Can't hurt.
利普 Lip!
這麼叫我也會 高抬貴腿上個樓不行嗎 I could have done that. Upstairs, please.
-早安老媽 -尿壺呢 - Morning, mom. - Where's the pisser?
-在樓上 -我才不要上樓 - Upstairs. - Oh, that's not happening.
去給我拿個桶 Get me a bucket.
聽說你得癌了 I heard you have cancer.
是啊 Yeah.
我希望你痛不欲生 I hope it's painful.
滿足你這個願望 Your wish is granted.
還剩兩個願望 別浪費 You've got two more. Don't waste 'em.
今晚你得回自己的床睡 You'll be back in your bed by tonight.
爆炸產生的化學氣體該散得差不多了 The chemical smell from the explosion will be over by then.
你這不是感冒吧 It's not the flu, is it?
不 是我的肉身正吞噬著自己 No, just my body feeding on itself.
希拉做了一頓超級可口的早餐 Sheila makes a top-notch breakfast.
我有咖啡和煙就夠了 I'm good with my smokes and coffee.
我們不能在家抽菸 We don't smoke in the house.
那太好了 我就不用分給你們抽了 Well, good. I won't have to share.
放下啊 Come on.
放准了 Right there.
-你要去哪 -商店 - Where are you going? - The store.
給你買煙啊 Replen-replenish your smokes.
15分鐘 快去快回 15 minutes. I'm timing you.
再給我買個新火機 要藍色的 And get me a new Bic-- a blue one.
別買上次那種粉色的 Not pink like that last one.
別忘了橙汁 法蘭克 要不帶果肉的 O.J., Frank. No pulp.
你個蠢貨 手紙給我啊 Hey, numb nuts, toilet paper.
想讓我站這裡陰幹嘛 I'm not going to drip dry.
克里克斯紙巾呀 Oh, Kleenex.
佳人用上品嘛 The best for the best.
好了 Okay.
咖啡要加些什麼 How do you take your coffee?
百利酒 或者什麼都不加 With Baileys or not at all.
我有百加得朗姆酒 I have some Bacardi.
有百事可樂摻著喝嗎 Pepsi to mix it with?
[可口可樂公司出品的一種軟飲料]
有弗雷斯卡 Fresca.
我操了 For fuck's sake.
就弗雷斯卡吧 Fresca it is--
真多事 Twiggy.
-我叫不醒他 -黛比 去刷牙 - Couldn't wake him. - Debbie, go brush your teeth.
告訴利普 再不起床 就往他領口塞冰塊 And tell Lip that ice cubes are going down his shirt next.
他都一禮拜沒上學了 He's missed a week of school already.
早安 加拉格們 Morning, Gallaghers.
誰想要咖啡和甜甜圈啊 拿好 Who likes coffee and doughnuts? All right.
雙份拿鐵 兩包糖 Double latte, two sugars.
你他媽是在搞屁 What the fuck are you doing?
我們正好出門買咖啡 我就想 We were out getting coffees, and I thought,
已經開學了吧 "Hey, school's started."
像以前那樣 開車來捎孩子們上學吧 "Why not pop by and give the kids a ride like the old days?"
也不提前說一聲 故意撞見我沒穿褲子嗎 No heads up so I could put pants on?
我喜歡你不穿褲子的樣子 I like you with no pants on.
-伙伴 你老婆就在我們面前 -她不懂英語 - Dude, your wife is standing right there. - No English.
他表妹正跟他發脾氣呢 估計是他偷了她的牛仔褲
不 我才沒和他上床 我只想和你上床
她整天黏著你嗎 Does she ever leave your side?
我給利普買咖啡了 I bought coffee for Lip.
別這樣 別假裝一切如常 Please, stop trying to make this seem normal.
你快跟爸爸和好吧
再不快來接我 我真要被這些人逼瘋了
利普不起來 Lip won't get up.
謝謝你的甜甜圈 吉米 Ooh, thanks for the doughnuts, Jimmy.
小黛 我懂你意思 Debs, you know what, I get it.
你覺得叫我吉米很好笑 You think it's funny to call me Jimmy,
我覺得該停一停了 but I think it's probably time to give it a rest.
-想得美 小吉吉 -吃著香 吉寶 - Fat chance, Jim-Jim. - Yeah, yummy doughnuts, Jimbo.
好吧 All right.
-我不要這樣 -不要哪樣 - I'm not doing this. - Doing what?
這樣 This.
我有暗示要你 Was there some signal that I sent you
登門造訪送福利嗎 that suggested popping by would be cool?
我只是想來給你送咖啡 I just wanted to bring you a coffee,
給一天開個好頭 start the day right.
去把那個坐在我沙發上 Figure out that chick who's sitting on my sofa
戴著你婚戒的女孩解決掉 wearing your wedding ring,
然後我們可以談談 and then we'll talk.
房子跟收容所似的 髒亂差
我正抱著一個小屁孩
-誰想坐便車上學啊 -我 - Who wants a ride to school? - I do.
好咧 走 我們會想到辦法的 Great. Let's go. We're going to figure this out.
-別放棄我好嗎 -別廢話了 - Just don't give up on me. - Please stop talking.
出發囉 Let's go!
利普 Lip!
好了 好好戴著頭盔 卡爾 All right. Dig the helmet, Carl.
你小時候玩過橄欖球嗎 You play any ball growing up?
卡爾 別 Carl, don't.
-國中時玩過 我是側翼 -側翼是什麼 - Junior high. Flanker. - What's a flanker?
就是外接手 It's a white wide receiver.
你今天下午有空嗎 Hey, you doing anything this afternoon?
-卡爾 -怎麼 我們需要教練 - Carl! - What? We need a coach.
-打什麼賽 -流行運動華納聯賽 - For what? - Pop Rec Warner League.
-腰旗嗎 -不 是盔撞 - Flag? - Helmet to helmet.
菲奧娜去嗎 Fiona go to games?
一場不落 Never misses one.
拜我為師吧 Call me "Coach".
讚 Awesome.
不明智噢 吉米 Not a smart move, Jimmy.
嗨 小伙兒們 Hello, boys.
前門鎖了 所以我從"後門"進來了 The front door was locked, so I came in the back--
沒影射你們"插後洞"哦 no pun intended.
好好檢查檢查門鎖 You might want to check the locks.
我知道你們正在忙活 Um, I see that you're preoccupied,
所以這次的帳先賒著怎麼樣 so why don't we put this little loan on my tab?
繼續吧 猛男們 As you were, sailors.
利普 Lip!
老天 Jesus!
自從你頹了 I covered for you
一直是我替你遮掩 該夠了吧 while you've been going through this shit, but enough.
你都躺一個禮拜了 You been lying up here a week.
誰沒攤上過爛事啊 Shit is what we all go through.
不都要站直了面對嗎 We still got to get up and get shit done.
你是在引用托比·凱斯的歌詞嗎 Is that from a Toby Keith song?
-上學去 馬上 -我不念了 - School now. - I dropped out.
你都高三了 眼瞅著要畢業了 It's your senior year. You're graduating.
-不去 -快起來 去上學 - No. - Get up and get to school!
你也輟學了呀 You quit.
當時老爸老媽嗑止痛藥上癮 Because mom and dad were hooked on Oxy.
你當時才13歲 You were 13.
你完全沒有道理說過我 Don't try to win this argument.
你前途一片大好 你我都清楚 You got the golden ticket. You know it and I know it.
-我要去工作 -畢業之後再去 - I'm going to get a job. - After you graduate.
垃圾公立高中 多讀一年又有什麼用 I don't need another year of crappy public high school education.
生活是這樣 Here's the way life works.
振奮精神 努力進取 拿到文憑 You suck it up, you do your work, you get your diploma,
那小小的一張紙 and that little piece of paper
讓所有想放棄高中的孩子明白 tells every other person who wanted to quit high school,
你可以堅持到底 你可以幹成事 that you can follow through and finish something.
你沒那紙 不也活得好好的 You don't have yours, and you're doing fine.
我真想拿刀捅你 你馬上畢業了 I'm going to stab you in the chest. You're graduating.
-我沒畢業 遺憾到現在 -誰阻礙你了 - I didn't and I still regret it. - Who's stopping you?
黛比 卡爾 利亞姆 還有你 Uh, Debbie, Carl, Liam, you.
嘿 就別把我也算上了 Hey, don't do me any favors.
你馬上給我回去上學 You're going back to school.
好吧 你回去讀 我就回去讀 Fine. I'll go back when you do.
什麼 What?
怎麼了 你拿你的文憑 我也拿我的 What? You get your diploma, I'll get mine.
希拉能幫忙帶利亞姆 Sheila can help out with Liam.
黛比和卡爾會照顧好自己的 Debbie and Carl can take care of themselves.
我返校 你也返校 I'll go back, you go back.
我們一起畢業 We'll graduate together.
一起領畢業證 Walk down the aisle,
手牽著手 威武霸氣 震住全場 all "pomp and circumstance", hand in hand?
好吧 媽的 成 All right. Fuck it. Sure.
很好 Great.
把利亞姆放進嬰兒車 我們去登記入學 Put Liam in a stroller, we'll hit the registrar's office.
菲 Hey, Fi?
幹嘛 Huh?
-我們得殺他滅口 -開門啊 - We gotta kill him. - C'mon! Open up!
滾開 沒有人會懷念法蘭克的 Fuck off! Look, nobody will miss Frank, anyway.
朝腦袋來一槍 然後扔到河裡 We shoot him in the head, we dump him in the river.
他記性差得要命 Look, he has a lousy short-term memory;
說不定已經忘了 he's probably already forgotten.
我們冒不起這個險 Can't chance that.
我去跟他談談 I'll talk to him.
剁了他的手 拔了他的牙 Gotta cut his hands off, pull his teeth,
他就成無名屍了 he can't even be identified.
你待在這裡看店 我去搞定這件事 You stay here, watch the store. I'll take care of it.
我叔叔喬 在鑄造廠做事 My Uncle Joe works at the foundry,
他會把牙齒扔到鍍鉻缸裡 萬事大吉 he'll dump the teeth into the chrome plating vat and it's done.
米奇 你剛保釋 要保住這份工作 Mickey, you need this job for your probation.
不 我要的是封好法蘭克的大嘴 No, what I need is to take care of Frank and his big mouth.
你留在這 Stay here.
用不了多長時間的 This won't take long.
去麥林塔小姐的辦公室 392房 Go to Miss McLntyre's study hall in Room 392,
把我的條子給她 give her this from me.
填好你要選的課 然後拿回來 Fill out your course selections and bring it back.
動作快點 你已經缺了一個星期的課了 Quickly. You've already missed a week.
好運啦 老姐 Good luck, sis.
加拉格小姐 Miss Gallagher.
你高三輟學的嗎 So, you quit during your junior year?
讀了一半 Halfway through.
我是想解釋個情況... I came in and explained the situation...
我沒興趣聽輟學故事 I don't keep track of quitters.
聽得夠夠的了 Got enough on my plate.
我還差多少學分拿到畢業證 How many credits do I need to get a diploma?
大概38學分吧 Uh, looks to be about 38.
你選了英語 三角學 You have English, Trig,
世界歷史 地球科學 World History, Earth Sciences.
你會忙得屁滾尿流 You're gonna be busy.
有沒有夜校可以補這些課的 Is there a night school here where I could do that?
[GED: 美國普通教育發展證書 類似於高中同等學歷]
你考個普教證得了 Why don't you just take the GED?
專為輟學者設計 It's for the quitters.
-和高中學歷一樣好用嗎 -不 - Is it as good as getting your diploma? - No.
但它能證明 你還是知道 But it shows you know most of
大部分高中知識的 what someone would've learned in high school.
證明你並不完全是個廢人 Proves you're not a total loser.
就一個考試嗎 It's just a test?
一天就能搞定的那種 Something you can do in one day?
用不了一天 這是份模擬題 Less than a day. This is a practice test.
要是能考過 If you can pass it,
你連預科輔導都不用上 you won't even need to take a prep course.
好的 Okay.
[經典威士忌品牌]
傑克丹尼配橙汁 Jack Daniels and orange juice
味道比我想像的要好嘛 mix better than I would've imagined.
米奇很生氣 Mickey's upset.
他覺得你會說出去 He thinks you're gonna tell people what you saw.
把這些東西給你奶奶 Take this in to your grandmother.
我是認真的 I'm serious.
錢你留著 琳達那邊我來還 Keep the money. I'll pay Linda back myself.
不想進去 我也不怪你 If you don't want to go in, I don't blame you.
把東西放在門邊 按個門鈴就好 Just lean it against the door and ring the bell.
叮咚 走人 Ding-dong, ditch it.
警戒解除了嗎 Coast clear?
兩次是解除了還是沒有 我忘了 Is twice yes or no? I forgot.
吹夠了沒有啊 Enough with that kazoo!
警戒解除了 Coast is clear!
你們今天有安排嗎 You guys got plans today?
我準備嗑點偉哥擼一把 I was gonna drop a Cialis and stroke it.
我需要幫手去砍人 I need help killing somebody.
我們關注的人嗎 Someone we care about?
不是 No.
刀 槍 還是扳手 Knife, gun or tire iron?
用槍比較保險 Gun's safest.
法醫太厲害 不行 Not with today's forensics.
-好吧 用刀子 -血跡四濺 - Fine, a knife. - That's a lot of blood flow.
落下一滴沒擦乾淨 就得進監獄了 One drop left behind, that's life in the joint.
那你拿主意吧 殺人狂魔 Why don't you tell me, John Wayne Gacy?
綁架然後勒死 Kidnap and strangle.
完美 Perfect.
迷姦藥放哪裡了 Where's your rophenol?
用完了 I ran out.
都用來迷姦成人禮上的那妞了 That quinceanera over at Jamie's.
我有一堆膠帶 I got plenty of duct tape.
去拿來 Get it.
我以為你輟學了 Thought you dropped out.
我跟菲奧娜做了個交易 I made a deal with Fiona.
她肯定堅持不下來 She'll blow her end,
一週後我就能回家了 and I'll be back home chilling in a week.
我決定把寶寶送去領養 I'm gonna give the baby up for adoption.
有時我在想 我要嗑點藥 Sometimes I wonder if getting high
可能會更容易跟上你的想法 makes it easier for me to keep up with you or more difficult.
我之前以為我愛喬迪 但我不愛 I thought I was in love with Jody, I'm not.
以為有個寶寶 好好疼他 會挺好 I thought it would be cool to have a baby and love it,
但也不然 我爛透了 but no, I suck at it.
我也想過墮胎 但這麼大了 I thought about aborting it, but I'm this far along,
就算我不想要他 也許別人想要呢 and even though I don't want it, other people probably do.
所以我就想 乾脆再忍幾個月 So I figure why not suck it up a few more months,
把他擠出來 賣個好價錢 vag it out and sell it?
"擠出來" "Vag it out"?
真相總是很傷人 但事實就是事實 Well, the truth hurts, but it's still the truth.
如果你希望寶寶活著 Well, you know, if you are gonna let the baby live,
也許該停止抽大麻了 maybe you should stop smoking weed.
莫妮卡和法蘭克造你的時候 Weren't Monica and Frank on acid
不也全程在嗑迷幻藥嗎 the whole time you were in vitro?
主要是迷幻蘑菇 Uh, shrooms, mostly.
待會你想陪我去領養機構轉轉嗎 Well, you want to go to some adoption agencies with me later?
需要個人扮演父親 簽幾個名 I need someone to play the dad, sign the paperwork.
你可以幫我選個好買家 You could help me pick out a good buyer.
希里老師 您好嗎 Mr. Healey, how goes it?
待會再說 Later.
你選的都是什麼鬼課程 What the hell is this schedule you signed up for?
木工 汽車維修 電焊 Woodworking? Auto Repair? Welding?
我只是想學幾門手藝 I'm just trying to learn the skills
讓我成為工人階級中有用的一員 希老師 that can make me a productive member of the working class, Mr. H.
作為我的輔導員 您該為此感到欣慰 You as my guidance counselor should appreciate that.
你知道在這所狗屎學校 You have any idea what it's like
當輔導員有多憋屈嗎 to be a guidance counselor in this shit hole?
要9年才會遇到一個可以拿國家獎學金的學生 I get one National Merit Scholar every nine years.
所以你別想 So there's not a chance
糟蹋你的天資 放棄你的大好前程 that you're not going to live up to your goddamn potential.
真像《死亡詩社》裡的教化場景 Feeling very "O Captain! My Captain!" are we?
曾經也有一位老師對我特別關注 I had a teacher who took a special interest in me
當時我也跟你差不多大 when I was about your age.
噢 我很為你難過 Oh, I'm sorry to hear that.
他有帶套嗎 He use a condom or...?
是位女老師 別自作聰明 It was a woman, smart-ass.
她為我指明前路 改變了我的一生 And she showed me the way out, changed my life.
但你現在卻在這個鬼地方混 Yet you still ended up in this job?
來這裡之前 我曾在海岸警備隊服役22年 I had 22 years in the Coast Guard before I got here.
退休時的職位是海軍少校 And I retired a lieutenant commander.
所以你得上物理 So you're gonna take Physics,
機率與統計 高級化學 Probability and Statistics, Advanced Chemistry.
你還得參加美國大學入學考試 And you're gonna take the ACT,
最後要麼進耶魯 哈佛 要麼麻省理工 and you're gonna get into either Yale or Harvard or MIT
並且是全額獎學金 on a full academic ride.
來握個手吧 Give me your hand.
在你職業生涯的哪個點 At what point in your career
[Dick 音"迪克" 意"雞巴"]
你意識到自己的名字 did you realize that your name,
迪克 成了"雞巴混蛋"的委婉語 Dick, had become a euphemism for cock?
說話小心點 Watch your mouth.
你處境岌岌可危 菲利普 The ice you're standing on is cracking all around you, Phillip.
我不會眼睜睜看你墮落 And I won't stand around and watch you drown.
上課去吧 Get to class.
各位 我是矮人國塊頭最大的小矮人 Boys, I'm the biggest munchkin in Munchkin Land,
我興奮地手舞足蹈 verging on jigging
因為有種叫癌症的災難 while that falling house called cancer
將落在南部最惡毒的女巫身上 is about to crush the wickedest witch on the South Side,
也就是我的母親 瑪格麗特 my mother, Margaret!
乾杯 Cheers!
一級棒的血腥瑪麗 小凱 Fabulous Bloody Mary, Kev.
三美元一杯 法蘭克 Three dollars, Frank.
知道我為什麼點血腥瑪麗嗎 Know why I ordered a Bloody Mary?
因為你缺維生素嗎 You lack vitamins?
以前我每週日都給我媽調這種酒 I used to make these for Mother on Sundays.
每個禮拜天 Every Sunday.
山葵 芹菜 Horseradish, celery,
番茄汁 伏特加 四個手指高的量 tomato juice, vodka. Four fingers worth.
端到她面前 Bring it to her in her chair,
就好像她是西班牙女王 like she was the Queen of Spain.
西班牙已經推翻君主制了 Spain got rid of their royalty.
快給錢 法蘭克 Three dollars, Frank.
我把血腥瑪麗送到她手裡 I'd bring her her Bloody Mary,
然後 她會先聞一聞 and she'd sniff it,
接著 把舌尖伸進杯裡 and then stick the tippity tip of her tongue in it,
舔一舔 只要我做的有一點點不對 testing it, and if I didn't get it just right,
就得被打 I'd get a smack.
她看起來的確像個愛揍屁股的人 Yeah, she looked like she'd be a spanker.
不不不 她不揍屁股 Oh, no, no, not a spanking.
她覺得揍屁股不給勁 Thought it was half-ass corporal punishment.
她覺得要讓人長記性 Thought, you want to make an impression,
就得哪裡疼打哪裡 you got to hit kids where it hurts,
往你臉上狠狠掄一拳 in the face with a closed fist.
而不是在屁股上拍幾下 Not in the ass, with all that padding.
我希望能揍我孩子的臉 I wish I could punch my kid in the face.
他們長得跟我前妻一個樣 Looks just like my ex-wife.
湯米 你知道你說話 Tommy, you realize other people
大家都能聽得見 是吧 can hear you when you speak, right?
錯一種配料 一拳就上來了 If I was off with even one part of her recipe, smack!
要是她打完第一下 我沒哭 Deal was, if I didn't cry the first time,
她就會停手 she'd stop.
但要是我往後躲 或者哭了 But if I flinched or shed a tear,
就再吃一拳 another smack.
曾經有個養父把我的頭髮剃掉一半 Had a foster dad once shaved half my head
就因為我回家晚了 when I broke curfew.
不過看起來挺酷的 Looked kinda badass, though.
往後躲 吃一拳 Flinch? Smack.
淚朦朦 吃一拳 Misty? Smack.
哭喊叫 吃一拳 Yelp? Smack.
每個禮拜天 Every Sunday,
從不間斷 without fail.
血腥瑪麗禮拜天 Bloody Mary Sunday.
上個廁所 Gotta piss.
看好我的醃蛋 Watch my eggs.
那些是他對他老媽的美好記憶 Are those the good memories of his mother
還是痛苦記憶 or the bad ones?
很明顯 亦苦亦甜的 Interchangeable, apparently.
有何貴幹 小伙子們 Hey, what's happening, boys?
有沒有見到法蘭克 You seen Frank?
哪個法蘭克 Frank who?
少給我裝蒜 Don't give me "Frank fucking who?"
有幾個叫法蘭克的會來這 How many people come in here named Frank?
別激動 親愛的 Hey, don't get salty, sweetie.
那位是法蘭克·斯丁森 代課數學老師 There's Frank Stinson, substitute math teacher
最愛玩數獨 who loves Sudoku.
還有個法蘭克·賽門 There's Frank Salmon,
每週四和壘球球友一起光顧 comes in on Thursdays with his softball buddies,
那一位 法蘭克·米諾特 and there's Frank Migneault,
退休的空管員 retired air traffic controller,
正在打桌球 playing pool.
我找法蘭克·加拉格 Frank Gallagher.
去"鏽錘酒吧"看看 Check the Rusty Hammer.
9到11點是他家歡樂早餐時段 They got happy hour breakfast 9:00 to 11:00.
他就愛貪便宜 He's a bargain drinker.
用不用檢查一下她有沒帶槍 Pat her down for weapons?
她晚餐前就會走的 She'll be gone by dinner.
我祖父就是死於肺癌 My grandfather died of lung cancer.
最後三個月我跟他一起住 慘無人道 Lived with him the last three months, brutal.
昨晚帳篷裡冷不冷 Was it chilly in the tent last night?
還好 Not too bad.
凱倫有沒有提到我 Has, uh, Karen mentioned me?
但你得繼續堅持 But you keep believing.
穩紮穩打獲得最終勝利 Slow and steady wins the race.
可不常見 Not often.
你要尿桶嗎 You need the bucket?
不用 這次我要上樓用廁所 No, I'm gonna climb the stairs for this one.
你還好嗎 Are you okay?
-我扶你 -不用你們幫忙 - Here you go. - I don't need help.
要不要先喝杯水 How about a glass of water, then?
什麼味道 What is that smell?
-有人踩到狗屎了嗎 -我沒有 - Did someone step in dog doo? - Not me.
我扶你上樓洗乾淨 Let's get you upstairs and clean you up.
我... Let me...
我去給你放洗澡水 Let me draw you a bath.
給你洗個澡 小親親 Let me get you a bath, sweetie.
給你洗乾淨 Let me get you a bath.
你有止痛藥嗎 Do you have something for the pain?
給我開了維柯丁 They gave me some Vicodin,
但我不想嗑藥嗑得迷迷糊糊 but I don't want to be all doped-up.
我可以搞到更厲害的 I can get you something stronger.
不用了 No.
好吧 Okay.
老天 快把窗子打開 Geez! Open the windows.
這裡聞起來像個冰毒作坊 It smells like a meth lab.
我光在這裡站在就能嗨起來 I'm gonna get high just standing here.
大口吸吧 Lean into it.
這點小嗨還是可以承受的 It's a manageable high.
有誰在煮咖啡嗎 Who's boning a barista?
史蒂夫帶著咖啡和老婆來過 Steve brought by coffees and his wife.
真心艱苦 Bad times.
他還沒放棄 是吧 He doesn't give up, does he?
他打算跟我耗著 He's trying to wear me down.
不停地出現 希望我無法抗拒誘惑 Just keeps showing up, hoping I'll find him too irresistible.
要是男人想要什麼東西 When guys get focused on something,
真的很難甩開 it's hard to get 'em off.
他們都是一根筋 They have one-task minds.
凱文今天不讓我吹簫 Kevin turned down a blow job today.
他現在只想插我 He only wants to get off inside me now.
全身心投入到造人事業裡 Obsessed with saving his spunk for having a baby.
你們倆可真浪漫 Look at you, the romantic.
說說造人是一回事 It's one thing talking about making a baby,
從小養大又是另一回事了 another having to raise it from scratch.
不知道我夠不夠格 I don't know if I got what it takes.
你絕對會是個偉大的母親 You'll be a kick-ass mother.
要學一大堆爛事 像嬰兒猝死啊 睡眠習慣啊 So much shit you got to know... SIDS, sleep habits,
換牙啊 打架啊什麼的 tooth decay, bullying.
你不是在養老院做事嗎 You work in a nursing home.
照顧老人小孩 差不多 It's like taking care of old people in reverse.
你把艾瑟兒和喬納就帶得很好啊 You did great with Ethel and Jonah.
沒事的 想想你孩子 Come on. Imagine your own kid that looks
長得像你跟小凱的結合體一樣 like the two of you combined.
那孩子肯定傾國傾城 That will be one drop-dead gorgeous child,
我跟你保證 I'll give you that.
-你幹嘛呢 -學習 - What you doing? - Studying.
什麼 你要考普教證嗎 What? You taking your GED?
-不錯啊 小菲 -我跟利普約好 - All right, Fi! - Made a deal with Lip
他回去念高中 我就也回去 that I'd go back to school if he did.
考考我 Quiz me.
誰是美國第四任總統 Who was the fourth president of the United States?
約翰·昆西·亞當斯 John Quincy Adams.
詹姆斯·麥迪遜 茉莉說對了 James Madison. Jasmine was right.
我應該趁早懷個高富帥的孩子 I should just have some rich dude knock me up
那樣 我們就可以一起光著腳丫子 before it's too late. We could be barefoot
挺著大肚子了 and pregnant together.
法蘭克在嗎 Frank here?
不在 No.
他什麼時候回來 When's he going to be back?
打從我出生 For as long as I've been alive,
就從來不知道你那問題的答案 I haven't known the answer to that question.
他恐怕是美國最髒的白人男孩了吧 That is the dirtiest white boy in America.
你做出了偉大的選擇 You have made a great choice
尊重身體裡孕育的小生命 to honor the budding life inside you.
時間會見證一切的 Time will tell.
相信我們能為孩子找個好人家的 I'm sure we'll find the baby a good home.
順便幫我也找個唄 Can you find me one?
我們會將你們的孩子交給天主教夫婦 The Catholic couple that we'll place your baby with
他們努力多年也無法生育 has most likely struggled to get pregnant,
他們十分渴望組建家庭的機會 so they are committed to having a family.
所以... 現在收養家庭 Now, um, are... are you limited
只能是天主教家庭 to, uh, only Catholic families,
還是其他人也能申請收養 or can other people apply?
我們一般優先選擇有信仰的家庭 We do attempt to find families of faith first.
是的 很好 那我們能拿多少 Yeah. Cool. So how much do we get?
我們會確認 收養家庭 We'll be sure to place your baby
具備撫養孩子的經濟能力 with parents who can support it.
是 你說過了 Yeah, you... you said that.
我問的是我們能拿多少錢 How much do we get for the baby?
你將迎來生命降臨的機會 This is a chance to celebrate a life.
所以是沒有錢嗎 So no money?
消炎藥 Oxy...
退熱止痛藥 鎮定劑 and Percocet, Valium.
哎呀呀 Yikes.
我還有嗎啡注射液 I also got an I.V. Morphine drip.
很多治療小組裡的朋友 Got a lot of friends I met
都得的是癌症 in programs that end in the letter "A."
你還想洗個澡嗎 You still want a shower?
不了 我得回帳篷了 Nah, I'm going to hit the tent.
凱倫就快回來了 Karen could be home soon.
我不想激怒她 失去機會 I don't want to upset her and blow my chances.
我會跟她談談的 I'm... I'm going to talk to her
讓她留下孩子 about keeping the baby
跟你重歸舊好 and about keeping you in her life.
-謝謝媽 -你會是個好爸爸的 - Thanks, Mom. - You'd be an incredible daddy.
我一直都這樣想的 I've always wanted to be.
拿著這個 Take this.
吞下去 Wash it down.
她真的需要進臨終關懷醫院了 She should really be in hospice.
天啊 生命真是... God, life is just so...
真是... just...
就像 有時候你就想 You know, like, sometimes don't you just want
對命運狠揍一拳 對吧 to shake your fists at it?
為什麼要讓人這麼艱難 Why does it have to be so hard for people?
會好起來的 It's going to be all right.
你就別拿謊話騙我了 Let's don't start lying to each other now.
我曾碰巧撞見過 Walked in on my mother
我媽跟我六年級老師上床 and my sixth-grade teacher having sex once.
從此我就不敢翹課了 That'll teach you not to play hooky.
我媽的乳頭有海膽那麼大 My mother's nipples were the size of sand dollars.
她騎在他身上 女上位 She was on top, riding him.
他躺在下面 不停頂她 He's underneath, bucking like a horse
就像一匹衝向膠水廠的馬 who knows it's headed for the glue factory.
她爽得都沒顧上趕我走 She didn't even tell me to leave the room.
不告訴菲奧娜你是教練嗎 吉米 Tell Fiona you're coaching, Jimmy?
-你不是全坦白了嗎 -家人第一 - Don't you tell her everything for me? - Family first.
我們沒有化名 所以會顧念家人 Those of us with only one name find that easy to remember.
我還沒說你要當教練 Haven't told her about this,
因為不知道你會不會真來 because I wasn't sure you were going to show up.
我只是想回饋社區 You know, I'm just trying to give back to the community,
帶弱勢孩子們學習祖國經典運動 help some disadvantaged kids learn a great American sport.
他說教的是"足"球 但都沒人用腳的
我們什麼時候學截球啊 Yo. When do we get to tackle?
就快了 大家蹲下 Soon. Take a knee.
好了 少年們 All right, boys.
橄欖球 比的就是奪球的決心 Football is all about who wants it more.
當你截球時 瞄準下盤 全力攻擊 When you tackle, aim low, hit hard!
誰足夠生猛 能放倒我 Who thinks they're man enough to take me down?
什麼 你還沒穿護具呢 Huh? You don't have pads on.
我們只是演練一下 We're just... we're doing a walk-through.
好嗎 Okay?
完美一擊 Clean hit.
我喜歡 I like it.
我能有個女教練就好了 I wish I'd had a girl coach.
-我會下手很輕的 -是啊 - I'd totally tap that. - Yeah.
我喜歡那個長髮女孩 I love long hair.
不不不 No, no, no.
我喜歡短頭髮 有點黑的那個 The one with the little brunette pixieish cut.
[米亞·法羅 好萊塢女星]
恰似1963年的米亞·法羅 Like a 1963 brunette Mia Farrow.
小乳房 大屁股 No titties, all ass.
騎在她身上 放縱到天明 Just sit and spin her all night long.
天上人間 Heaven.
我覺得那是個男人吧 I-I think that's a dude.
孩子 讓家庭圓滿幸福
謝謝你們幫我找到
新爸爸媽媽
先把表都填了 Start by filling out these.
那 現在你們已經 Now, uh, do you check,
核對過 他們有沒有 uh, the families for, you know, um,
酗酒或是吸毒背景 alcohol and drug abuse?
收入夠不夠撫養孩子什麼的 You know, make sure they have enough income to feed it and stuff?
調查過了 We do.
好的 這些家庭大多都在芝加哥 Right, and, uh, are the families
還是全州其他地區都有呢 mostly in the Chicago area or the whole state?
這很重要嗎 把孩子送掉就行 What's it matter? We're getting rid of it.
你還想偷看他打棒球賽嗎 You going to stalk it at its Little League games?
你想過其他的選擇嗎 Have you looked at other options?
打掉嗎 確實想過 Like aborting it? Yeah.
但我爸曾告訴我這算謀殺 But my dad taught me it was murder,
而那小東西也確實有心跳 and the thing does have a heartbeat and all.
沒錯 我們去過天主教收養機構 Yeah, we went to see the Catholics earlier.
發現他們一毛錢也不給 We found out they don't pay anything.
我們也不會給的 Neither do we.
我還以為教堂和政府有區別呢 I thought there was a separation of church and state.
我沒聽懂 I'm not following you.
我知道天主教徒孌童 被告得破產 I get the Catholics went broke with those pedophile lawsuits,
但政府怎麼能希望我 but how can the government expect me
不抽菸 不吸毒 not to smoke or do drugs
好讓我生下的孩子 so that the baby
將來不會成為腦殘的犯罪分子 doesn't turn out a brain-damaged future criminal,
卻又不給我一分錢呢 yet expects me to do all the work for free?
打給我朋友 蒂莫西 Call my friend, Timothy.
他是個家庭律師代理人 He's a family attorney.
不 我們請不起律師 No, we can't afford a lawyer.
告訴他是史黛西介紹來的 Tell him Stacy sent you.
在下列描述的選項中 Which of the following political actions violated
哪一項違反了 the principle of unalienable rights of liberty
獨立宣言中的 that evolved from the above excerpt
不可剝奪自由權條例 of the Declaration of Independence?
選項一 1857年美國最高法院 One. In 1857, a U.S. Supreme Court ruling
通過了在美國領土上 promoted the expansion of slavery
促進奴隸制的法案 in U.S. territories.
-選項二... -就選一了 - Two... - That one.
這道題... It's a, uh...
還有幾個選項呢 multiple choice test.
不想聽聽其它選項了嗎 You want to hear the other options?
答案就是一 今天早些時候 It's that one. Hey, Mickey Milkovich
米奇·米爾科維奇大汗淋淋地來找法蘭克 came by earlier looking for Frank, all sweaty.
你上課時他沒在雜貨店上班嗎 Isn't he working at the store while you're at school?
他什麼時候來的 When he shows up?
他找法蘭克幹嘛啊 Why is he looking for Frank?
可能想一起嗑藥吧 Probably getting high together.
15分鐘後吃晚餐 Dinner in 15 minutes.
我去去就回 I'm going to head out for a while.
你們去了哪裡啊 Where were you guys?
橄欖球訓練 Football practice.
你們教練被逮捕了啊 Thought your coach got arrested.
新教練接手 扭轉局面 A new guy stepped in to save the day.
你對橄欖球還有研究嗎 What do you know about football?
你...晃過防守 Well, you... make a pass,
有時就得分了 sometimes you score.
記得我早上的話 Ugh. I meant what I said this morning.
我們明天分組對抗 We got a big scrimmage tomorrow.
我提議我們提前慶祝勝利吧 And I say that we celebrate the guaranteed victory.
-沒錯 -做一頓豐盛的巴西大餐 - Yeah! - By cooking a big Brazilian dinner.
你覺得怎樣 對嗎 艾斯緹 What do you say? Right, Esty?
叫艾斯緹啊 "Esty."
明天 到這裡來 Tomorrow, come here.
-做大餐 -好 好 - Cook food. - Si, si.
-吃 吃... -跟窮人 - Eat. Eat. Uh... Uh, - Poor people.
窮苦人 我來幫忙 Crack. I help.
伙伴 Dude.
窮人 真會說話 Poor people? Awesome.
明兒見 See you tomorrow.
我們能把奶奶接回來嗎 Can we go bring Grammy back?
她說過要教我們怎麼出老千的 She promised to teach us how to palm cards.
奶奶炸了地下室 Grammy blew up the basement.
卡爾差點就掛了 所以要罰她待在希拉那 We could've lost Carl. So she's having a time-out at Sheila's.
要知道 被罰禁足時 And you know, when you're having a time-out,
就不能回來探望家人 you don't get to visit with your family.
你選完課了嗎 Yo, you pick out all your classes?
我在備戰普教考 Taking my GED.
不 協議不是這樣的吧 Uh... no, that wasn't the deal.
我依然得去賺錢 買吃的用的 Well, I still got to earn money, food, utilities.
你讀完高三 我考個普教 You finish your senior year, I take the GED.
我沒同意你考個同等證書 I didn't agree to an equivalent.
對政府有益 就是對我有益 If it's good enough for the state, it's good enough for me.
好 那我也考普教 Fine. Then I'll take my GED.
普教證是給懶人考的 你是天才 The GED is for quitters, not geniuses.
等水開了把義大利麵放進去 我學習去了 Put the pasta in when the water boils. I have to go study.
她怎麼還在這裡 Why is she still here?
沒人來接她走 No one came and picked her up.
怎麼搞了個床 What's with the bed?
是喬迪弄的 Jody set it up.
那個喬迪 真是宅心仁厚啊 Mammoth heart, that Jody.
這裡真臭啊 Oh, it smells in here.
我已經沖過兩次尿桶了 I've rinsed the bucket twice already.
吹一下那個大喇叭 Get on the kazoo.
讓喬迪把她滾到消防站去 Tell Jody to roll her to a fire station
為她找個避難所 and safe-haven her ass.
法蘭克 她現在相當痛苦 Frank, she's in pain.
-這... 這些都是什麼 -藥丸 - What... what's all this? - Pills.
喬迪拿回來的 Jody got them.
他還給她打點滴了 輸的嗎啡 He even started an I.V. Drip-- morphine.
那裡頭有多少毫克 How many milligrams?
這麼善良的女婿打著燈籠也難找 He'd be the kind of son-in-law that would take care of us
我們晚年就全靠他照顧了 in our later years.
對吧 You know?
你上樓休息休息吧 Why don't you go upstairs? Get your rest.
我來照顧她吧 I'll sit with Mom.
你確定嗎 You sure?
好歹她是我媽 She's my mother.
法蘭克 我們真默契 We're a good team, Frank, you and I.
你是個孝順的好兒子 You're a good son.
和她言歸於好吧 Well... Make your peace with her.
她時日無多了 I don't think she has a long time.
我們為什麼要殺他來著 Why we killing him again?
他糟蹋了一個姑娘 He raped a girl.
定罪了嗎 還是抓著又放了 Statutory or catch and release?
媽的 打烊了 Shit. He's locking up.
法蘭克的影子都沒見到 No Frank.
伙伴 你沒事吧 Hey, man, you all right?
要幫你叫計程車嗎 You need a cab?
操 Shit.
早啊 Morning.
酒吧的梅格傳簡訊 Meg texted you from the club.
讓你去領上個月的工資 Says your last paycheck's in.
我說你今天去取 I told her you'd go get it today.
拜託別弄我手機 Please don't take my phone.
也別冒充我 And please don't impersonate me.
你自己落在洗手間的 You left it in the bathroom.
利亞姆差點把它掉到馬桶裡 Liam almost dropped it in the toilet.
-伊恩哪裡去了 -又提前走了 - Where's Ian? - Left early again.
-你會來看我打比賽嗎 -必須的 - Coming to my scrimmage today? - Wouldn't miss it!
我要不要給奶奶帶些早餐過去 Should I bring some breakfast over to Grammy?
她抽完起床煙會餓的 She gets hungry after her morning cigarettes.
希拉餓不著她的 Sheila has food at her house, she'll feed her.
利普 快起來 Lip! Up!
十點之前沒課 我要去給凱文幫忙 I don't have class till 10:00. I'm gonna go help Kev.
這學期的課還喜歡吧 You like your classes this year?
愛死了 多謝 I love them. Thanks.
-客氣 -背你的各州府表去吧 - Quite welcome. - Go learn your state capitals.
-滾你的蛋 -這就滾 - Go fuck yourself. - Will do.
拿這個朝我頭上來一下 Hey. Swing this at my head.
我想鍛鍊一下頸部力量 I'm trying to strengthen my neck.
爽歪歪 Awesome...
我一分錢都沒有 I don't have any money.
法蘭克 你得躲起來避避風頭 You got to lie low, Frank.
我媽臥床不起 Mother's laying down.
被病痛折磨 A lot of pain. I...
我給她弄了些止痛藥 I got her pain pills.
米奇覺得你會把我們的事 Mickey thinks you're going to tell everybody
弄得人盡皆知 about what you saw.
男人干男人自古就有的 Men have always had men.
達·文西啦 林肯啦 Da Vinci, Abe Lincoln,
《霍根英雄》男主啦 the guy from Hogan's Heroes.
先選性別 再找個願意滾床單的人 Choose a gender, and find someone who wants to fuck.
當然 那人最好不收你錢 Preferably... for free.
米奇想殺你 Mickey wants to kill you.
我不想他因為這個被抓進感化院 I don't want him to go to Juvie.
現在情況很嚴重 法蘭克 This is bad, Frank.
我媽的病情那才叫嚴重呢 What's happening to my mother is bad.
非常非常嚴重 Very, very bad.
死亡可不是鬧著玩的 Dying is bad.
兒子 珍愛生命 避免死亡 Try to avoid it, son.
想著生兒育女 就覺得心裡很甜 It's amazing, when you start thinking about babies.
那對蛋蛋現在是我造人的好幫手 My testicles have never been my ally.
突然之間一切都變了 It's a whole other thing,
滾床單不再是單純的滾床單 shifting from screwing just as, you know, screwing,
而是肩負著造人的神聖重任 to screwing with the purpose of creating a new person.
當然 這些你都體會過了 Of course, you know that already,
你已經證明了你的繁殖能力 you've proven your sperm can spawn new life.
好吧 不過也不一定是我的種 Yeah, well, might not be mine.
如果懷上寶寶是意外 孩子他媽不想要他 And it's a little different when the baby's a surprise
那就是另外一回事了 and the mother doesn't want it.
凱倫決定怎麼辦了嗎 Karen decide what she want to do yet?
還沒 我們待會要去見個家庭律師 No. We're seeing a family attorney this morning.
估計放學以後就有答案了 Ask me again after school.
你回去上學了嗎 You're back in school?
是啊 我答應菲奧娜 她上我就上 Yeah. I promised Fiona I'd go back if she did.
菲奧娜重返高中了啊 Fiona's back in high school?
是啊 她準備考普教證 Trying to get her GED.
她過不了的 然後我就可以退學了 She'll fail. Then I can quit again.
她會通過的 她那麼機靈 She won't fail. She's smart.
是機靈 讀書可不靈光 Yeah, but... not school smart.
伙伴 唯一讀書靈光的你都退學了 Dude, who the hell around here is gonna go to school
誰他媽還會去讀書啊 if the one really smart guy quits?
不關我的事 That's not my problem.
胡說 你就是怯場了 I disagree. You want to quit something,
怕讀多了書 把生活弄複雜 quit trying to make your life complicated.
讀書去吧 享受比別人聰明的日子 Go to school, and enjoy being smarter than everyone,
成為宇宙主宰 多帶感 and become Master of the Universe. I mean, fuck.
萬一我不想主宰宇宙呢 Well, what if I don't want to be Master of the Universe?
扯淡 你要富得流油 做成功人士 Tough! You've got to be one of those ridiculously rich,
然後幫我供小孩上大學 successful dudes, and put my kid through college someday.
別有壓力哈 But no pressure.
感覺如何 How you feeling?
好得不得了 Incredible.
我們跳舞去吧 Let's go dancing.
天啊 Christ.
我應該多吃點沙拉的 I shoulda ate more salads.
我可以現在幫你弄 Do you want me to get you one now?
不用了 No.
你給菲奧娜打電話了嗎 Did you call Fiona?
她好像 Well... she seemed
不太願意接你回去 reluctant to-to have you come back home.
不太願意 Reluctant?
她說你差點燒了她的房子 She said you set her house on fire.
老天爺啊 Christ!
我就這麼莫名其妙被趕出來 Somehow, I've been banished to ride this out
在陌生人家裡垂死掙扎 in a stranger's house
孫子孫女都不來看我 where none of my grandkids come to visit me.
我兒子還把你給我的止痛藥都順走了 And my son ran away with all the painkillers you brought me.
沒事的 我弄藥去 I'm on it. Drug run!
他簡直就是超人 He's like a superhero.
他是還不錯 He's all right.
你也是 And so are you.
莫妮卡 也就是法蘭克的前妻 Monica-- you know, Frank's ex?
就是個賤人 she was a bitch.
-你不是賤人 -謝謝 - You're not a bitch. - Thank you.
你是怎麼做到的 How do you do that?
友善待人 The "Nice" Thing?
我是個糟糕的母親 簡直爛透了 I was a shitty mother. Shitty, shitty, shitty.
但你能怎麼做 痛哭嗎 But what are you gonna do? Cry?
算了吧 Nah.
我其他三個兒子都挺好的 Three of my four sons turned out all right.
都沒有在坐牢 None of them are incarcerated, currently.
所以我也沒什麼好抱怨的 So I'm not gonna complain.
我很抱歉之前用槍指著你 I'm sorry I pointed that gun at you.
我也不該說 你的逼臭不可聞 I never should've said your cootchie smells like sulfur.
我一直挺注意清潔衛生的 I've always taken care of myself down there.
年紀大了 倒是挺不容易的 Not easy, the older you get.
我懂的 Oh, don't I know it.
我的天啊 Oh, Jesus God...
我去叫喬迪 Ah... Maybe. Let me see if I can get Jody.
堅持住 Hold on.
他在哪裡 Where is he?
我不知道 I have no idea.
他說不定已經四處宣揚24小時了 He's had 24 hours to run his mouth already.
他到底在哪裡 Where is he?
-他不會亂說的 -我爸要是知道了 - He won't. - If my dad finds out about this,
會親手殺了我 he will kill me himself.
我找了16家酒吧 I've been to 16 bars,
居留所 鐵路下面的棚戶區 the homeless shelter, shantytown under the El,
你家希拉家都找遍了 媽的他到底在哪 your house, batty Sheila's... where the fuck is he?
-說了我不知道了 -放屁 - I don't know! - Bullshit!
你給他通風報信了 You warned him.
我比你還恨他 I hate him more than you do.
我不是在偷 I ain't stealing this.
這些不夠付我這禮拜的工資 This is less than what I'm owed for my hours this week.
我不做了 玩完了 I'm done. Done... done.
法蘭克撞見過菲奧娜和她那些個男友 Frank's walked in on Fiona and all of her boyfriends,
也撞見過利普 walked in on Lip and his girls.
我們沒什麼好羞愧的 We got nothing to be ashamed of.
得了 別他媽天真了 What fucking world do you live in?
你不能 You can't...
不能 就這樣 you can't... you know...
我不想你就這麼 I don't want you to...
我剛跟你說什麼來著 完了就是完了 What did I just say to you? Done is done.
怎麼 你覺著我們是男女朋友還是什麼 What, you think we're boyfriend and girlfriend here?
你對我不過就是個口交工具 You're nothing but a warm mouth to me.
抱歉我得去幹掉你爹 Sorry I gotta go kill your dad,
不過我這是為民除害 包括為你 but I'm doing a lot of people a favor, including you.
只要你們點頭 You say go,
-我就放出話去 -這麼說你是中間人 - I'll put out the word. - All right, so you're a broker?
我負責把你們介紹給一群想要收養的夫妻 I introduce you to a pool of parents that want to adopt.
他們會想確保胎兒接受了孕期護理 They want to make sure that the baby gets good prenatal care,
營養跟不跟得上 有沒有去做定期產檢 food, travel to and from the doctor... I mean,
這些都得花錢 these things cost money,
而他們會把現金給你們 and they pay cash for these things.
當然也包括其他你們需要的東西 And other things that you might think that you need.
比如說買台電腦 好讓你上上孕婦網站 A new computer, so you can read up on all the Mommy Web sites.
媽媽的衣服啦 爸爸的衣服啦 Maternity clothes. Paternity clothes.
我的意思是 你還這麼年輕 I mean, you're young.
只要你補充足夠的葉酸 As long as you take your folic acid
孕期別嗑藥 身體一定會調理好的 and avoid hard drugs, you'll clean up.
我喜歡這人 I like this guy.
當然了 你可以隨時改變主意留下孩子 And you can always change your mind, and keep the baby
也不用還他們給你的錢 and the money that they gave you.
不過我可不會這麼做 But I wouldn't.
養孩子那可是相當的不省心 Kids can be, uh... a pain in the ass.
這是那些急切想當爹娘的夫妻寫的信 Here are some letters from prospective parents lobbying me
他們想收養白種嬰兒 for an all-white baby.
你翻翻 You look them over.
看看有沒有能打動你的 See if any of their prose sways you.
按照我的經驗 信紙越華麗 In my experience, the deeper
越花枝招展的 越有錢 the flowery bullshit, the richer they are.
不孕不育的富人買起嬰兒來可是一擲千金 Wealthy, infertile people will go all out trying to buy babies.
那這些都是好人家嗎 Right. But they're still good families, right?
你能確保孩子是被正經人家收養嗎 I mean, you make sure they're going to decent parents?
什麼時候有錢人不是好人家了 Since when is rich not good?
多發了點獎金給你 Something a little extra in there for you.
你幫我解了好幾次圍 Ah, you covered my ass a few times,
從來不亂請病假 never called in fake sick.
多謝 Thanks.
顧客當然都喜歡你 Customers sure do love you.
你就不能再做下去了嗎 No way you can stay on?
暑假結束了 我的小弟弟在家沒人照顧 Summer's over. Nobody left at home to watch my baby brother.
我們可能不久就要開分店了 Well, we might be opening up a new club soon.
高檔夜總會 小費肯定少不了 Upscale, tips are gonna be good.
謝謝你 梅 I appreciate it, Meg.
只是 I just...
我真的來不了 I just can't.
你那麼討人喜歡 But you're good with people.
不止小孩 大人也喜歡你 And not just people who nap and use sippy cups.
幫我看孩子的人要小學開學 There's not much flexibility when your childcare worker
很多事情就由不得我了 has to go back to elementary school.
我們很快需要人擔任第三位副經理 Gonna need a third assistant manager soon.
京美要回東京 Kyomi's heading back to Tokyo
和那個諾基亞公司的白痴男結婚去 to get married to that jerk from Nokia.
我上不了晚班 I can't work nights.
而且我白天還要照顧利亞姆 我愛他 Liam needs me during the day. I like him.
大部分時間 他也愛我 Most of the time, he likes me.
好吧 如果你改主意了 聯繫我 Well, if things change, track me down.
你好 好的 Hey. Yeah.
這對傻蛋給我寄了一張鞦韆照 These douches sent me a picture of a tree with a swing in it.
這男人穿了件湯米巴哈馬的襯衫 And this guy's wearing a Tommy Bahama shirt.
我才不要把小孩 I'm not letting my kid
給穿這種襯衫的人家收養 get molested by some guy in a Tommy Bahama shirt.
普拉達還差不多 Prada, maybe.
你有必要這麼兒戲嗎 Why is this such a joke to you?
我沒把這事當兒戲啊 It's not a joke.
我這是在為生不出孩子的窩囊廢 I'm providing a valuable service
提供寶貴服務好不好 to losers who God doesn't want having kids.
-有償服務 -是啊 可是你不覺著 - And I'm getting paid. - Oh, yeah, but don't you think
這很扯嗎 it's a little messed up?
我們的孩子長大 我們看不見 You know, our kid's gonna be out there alive.
和我們長得那麼像的小孩 You know, living life, looking like us,
卻被陌生人養大 being raised by strangers?
你怎麼知道一定是你的種 Who says it's yours?
我們做了幾百次 The 200 times we fucked!
我們又不是彼此唯一的炮友 We weren't exclusive.
別真把這孩子當回事行嗎 Stop making this a big deal.
我只是個生產商罷了 I'm merely the manufacturer.
如果可以買賣嬰兒 If there's a market for babies out there,
我肯定能做壟斷巨頭 I'm gonna corner my share.
搞不好我願意每年生一個賣呢 Who knows? I might just do this every year.
賺它一大筆 Make a mint.
*你說 放緩腳步* *And you say, go slow*
*我落在你身後* *I fall behind*
*你的手放開* *The second hand unwinds*
*如果你迷失 可以看著我* *If you're lost, you can look*
*你會找到我* *And you will find me*
*任時光流逝* *Time after time... *
停下 拜託了 Stop it, please.
喬迪還是我 Me or Jody?
都給我停下 Both of you.
求你們了 Please!
好吧 Well...
你看起來很美哦 you're looking very beautiful.
才怪 I am not.
別指望塗個指甲油就讓我變漂亮了 And no toenail polish is gonna fix it.
每個人的內在都是美麗的 Everyone's beautiful on the inside.
很深...很深的內在 Way, way inside.
那等我掛掉 找個驗屍官把我剖了 Have the coroner cut me open when this is done
再看看我美不美吧 and see if that's true.
我得喝一杯 I need a drink.
對不起 我沒能多給你偷一些藥過來 Sorry I couldn't rustle up more drugs for you.
今晚會到一批貨 你還撐得住嗎 Shipment lands tonight. Can you ride it out?
去艾萊伯酒吧喝點就撐得住 At the Alibi, yes.
希拉 去給我找三個大信封和郵票 Sheila, get me three big envelopes and some stamps.
我們這就去艾萊伯酒吧 We're off to the Alibi.
我不大喜歡出門 I don't like to leave the house.
忍著唄 Well, suck it up.
你必須帶我離開這個停屍間 You need to get me out of this morgue.
而且不管怎麼說 我得請你喝一杯 I owe you a drink, at the very least.
你在幹什麼 What are you doing?
給我的兒子們寄點錢 Sending cash to my sons.
法蘭克肯定會高興慘了 That will make Frank very happy.
法蘭克一毛錢都拿不到 Frank gets none.
偷我的藥 就是這個下場 That's what happens when you steal my drugs.
只有在球面對稱的假設條件下 Accretion onto a stationary black hole has been solved
靜止黑洞下的疊加問題才能夠得到解決 analytically only under the assumption of spherical symmetry.
那麼是誰用到了牛頓的疊加定律呢 Who used the Newtonian treatment of accretion?
又是誰用到了廣義相對論的完整定義呢 Who used the full general relativistic one?
你們的教材上都能找到答案 It's in your textbooks.
誰能回答一下 Anyone?
加拉格先生 Mr. Gallagher?
幹嘛 What?
你知道答案嗎 Do you know the answer?
這個問題的答案嘛 ... Uh, I believe the answer to that question, um,
其實跟大多數問題的答案一樣... like the answer to most questions,
就是操你媽 is fuck you.
還有誰能來回答一下嗎 Anyone else?
牛頓疊加定律 Newtonian accretion?
不 說真的 答案就是"操你媽" No, really, the answer is fuck you!
法蘭克現在在艾萊伯酒吧 Frank's at the Alibi.
-交給我吧 -不 我們挺你 - I got this. - No, we got your back.
我知道你們都撐我 但這事得我來 I know you do, but I got it.
我也最恨強姦犯了 I hate rapists, too.
那下次有強姦犯就交給你了 Okay, so get the next one.
-不管 我們也要去 -戴上面具 - We're coming. - Grab a mask.
加拉格小姐嗎 Miss Gallagher?
是我 快請進 Yeah. Come on in.
我不知道你是否還記得我 I didn't know if you remembered me.
當然記得 希里老師 Of course, Mr. Healey.
最近好嗎 How are you?
還有一年就能拿到全額養老金啦 Well, one more year till full pension,
接著就等著入土了 then it's taillights.
恭喜 Congrats.
你有什麼事嗎 What's up?
利普被開除了 Lip's been expelled.
什麼 What?
用椅子把窗戶給砸碎了 Threw a chair through a window.
那也不至於開除嘛 Come on. Expelled?
洗手間裡吸大麻 Smoking dope in the bathroom,
讓老師滾遠點 telling teachers to f off.
但是我幫他找了點關係 But I called around to a few friends.
我在麥金利學校那邊教過摔跤 I used to coach wrestling over at McKinley.
他們願意接收他 They'll take him.
但他們絕不會接受他那種自以為是的態度 But they won't put up with any of his smart-ass stuff.
謝謝你 希老師 Thank you, Mr.H.
菲奧娜 別讓他把自己給毀了 Don't let him screw it up, Fiona.
你為什麼要戒酒呢 Why'd you quit drinking?
我第一次戒酒是因為某一天早上我醒過來 The first time I quit, I woke up one morning
結果發現我和好哥們的未婚妻上床了 after I'd slept with my best friend's fiance.
特別特別的愧疚 Felt really, really awful.
糟糕的宿醉啊 Bad hangover, huh?
喝的杜松子還是龍舌蘭 Gin or Tequila?
-啤酒 -啤酒也能醉 - Beer. - Beer?
所以我列出了我做過的最愚蠢的50件事 So I made a list of the top 50 stupidest things I'd ever done.
發現全是喝醉了做的 All 50 were done drunk.
我覺得那是個啟示 Took that as a sign.
停下 幫我把這些寄掉 Stop. Mail these.
你是故意尋死嗎 Was that on purpose?
是的 It was.
"我是利普 有事留言" Hey, it's Lip. Leave me a message.
玩真的嗎 老弟 有沒有搞錯 Seriously, dude, seriously?
你給我好好解釋清楚 Explain this to me.
太棒了 Yes!
哇 真是太棒了 Yeah! Yes!
卡爾 加油 Go, Carl!
真是好樣的 Good job, buddy!
你真是遜斃了 You got punked, punk, punked!
好了 我得走了 All right, I got to go.
喬迪 Jody.
帳篷時間到 Tent time.
你真是個熱心善良的好人 You give humanity a good name.
佩吉 Peg.
拿支筆給我 I need a pen.
伊麗莎白·庫伯勒羅斯的研究表明 According to Elizabeth Kubler-Ross,
人的死亡分為五個階段 there's five stages of death,
你現在所處的正是"接受死亡"的階段 and you're in the acceptance stage.
我只是想讓那輛公車把我撞死 I was just trying to get hit by a bus
這樣我的家人就能起訴政府了 so my family could sue the city.
你現在能夠坦然面對死亡 You're facing death with acceptance,
這是一件好事 and that's good.
你有塑膠袋嗎 Do you have a plastic bag?
你反胃嗎 Are you gonna be sick to your stomach?
我需要一個塑膠袋 I need a plastic bag.
密封塑膠袋還是垃圾袋呢 Ziploc or garbage?
-什麼都行 -好 行 - Anything will do. - Okay, okay.
先跟他幾個街區 Run up a couple blocks.
我從後面走 I'm gonna come from behind.
我把他堵在巷子裡 然後幹掉他 I'll catch him in an alley and get it done.
長官 Officer,
手背後 Hands behind your back.
-我這算不算保釋期再犯 -閉嘴 - Does that violate my probation? - Shut up!
朝著那道光去吧 Go into the light,
朝著那道光去吧 go into the light.
去吧 Go.
沒用 It's not working.
勇敢點 Be brave.
我沒辦法盯著你尋死 I can't die looking at you.
閉上眼睛唄 Well, close your eyes.
袋子裡太熱了 It was too hot.
捏住我的鼻子 讓我窒息 Hold my nose, suffocate me.
你確定嗎 Really?
是啊 跟塑膠袋窒息一個原理 Yeah. Same idea as the bag,
但這樣死的更快 but it'll go quicker.
要不要我先去洗個手呢 Well, should I wash my hands first?
照做就行了 Just do it.
感覺如何 How's that?
我仍然能用嘴巴呼吸 I am still breathing out of this mouth.
那我用另外一隻手捂住你的嘴巴 Okay, well, I can cover it with my other hand.
沒用 這會激發我的生存本能 No, my survival instinct will kick in
我會忍不住咬你 and I'll just end up biting you.
用枕頭怎麼樣 How about a pillow?
你有那麼大力氣嗎 Think you're strong enough to
捂住我的臉 直到我沒氣 hold it over my face and finish the job?
我 願意試一試 Well, I'm... I'm strong enough to try.
我這不算謀殺吧 This isn't considered murder?
有我的允許就不算 Not if I give you permission.
你允許我用枕頭捂死你嗎 Do you give me your permission to hold this pillow over your face?
我允許 I do.
再見 希拉 Good-bye, Sheila.
再見了 佩吉 Good-bye, Peg.
別心軟 Don't pussy out on me.
好吧 Okay.
堅持住 Well... hold it.
去吧 去吧 朝著那道光 Oh, go, go into the light.
放心去吧 順著那道光 Go in-- go into the light.
你犯下的一切罪行都會得到寬恕 your, your sins are forgiven.
朝著那道光去吧 Go into the light.
告訴聖彼得 你對自己的惡行感到抱歉 Tell St. Peter you're sorry for being so shitty.
趁著你還有氣 趕緊懺悔吧 Do it while you still have your breath.
法蘭克 你母親過世了 Uh, Frank, your mother's passed.
你有削皮刀嗎 Do you have a paring knife?
別想在這裡做晚餐 You're not cooking dinner.
-別這樣嘛 -就讓他做吧 - Oh, come on. - Let him.
開除 Expelled?
你贏了 You win.
我贏了 I win?
你就打算靠這句話打發我嗎 That's all you have to say?
-我輸了 -你是一個很幸運的失敗者 - I lose. - Well, you're lucky for a loser.
希里幫你聯繫了另外一所學校 Mr. Healey got you into another school.
-我不會去的 -你必須去 - Yeah, I'm not going. - You are.
不 我不會去的 No, I'm not.
伙伴們 冷靜點嘛 Guys, guys, calm down.
吉米 你他媽給我滾遠點 Hey, Jimmy, butt the fuck out.
你必須把高中念完 You are finishing high school.
我比你還多念了一年呢 I've done a year more than you.
這根本不是一碼事 This isn't about me.
所以呢 你想幹嘛呢 讓我拼死拼活 So, what, you want me to bust my ass,
混個學歷 找份高收入的工作 get a diploma and a high-paying job,
然後給你們買房子 買各種東西 so I can buy you all houses and shit
讓你們高枕無憂地享受嗎 while you lay around doing fuck-all?
我沒意見 I'm down for that.
為什麼要我來承擔這一切 Why is that on me, huh?
就因為我會念書 會考試嗎 Because I've done all right on some tests?
我不要 我會盡到我自己的責任 No, I'll pull my weight,
但我不會幫你生金蛋 but I'm not going to be the fucking golden goose!
-要麼去上學要麼給我滾 -什麼 - School or out. - What?
我的責任 就是努力維持好這個家 My job is to keep this house going.
為了你們拼死拼活 Busting my ass for you,
打8份工 給你們做飯 working eight jobs, making meals,
操持好一切 就是我的職責 keeping everything straight.
你的職責 就是念書 Your job is school!
要麼讀書 要麼滾蛋 School or leave.
你幹嘛 What are you doing?
我絕對不回學校 Well, I'm not going back to school,
所以我想我只能滾蛋了 so I guess it means I'm leaving.
利普 回來 Lip, come back!
利普 Lip!
媽媽死了 Mom died.