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have a question for you how many are from outta town the
how many have seen those tour buses that take you to celebrities homes
how many have been on those two buses that take you
how many have been in my home
yeah they're very popular here they go right by my house and because of that I
don't walk in my neighborhood a whole lot
they'll come by that often there like now every four minutes something like
that
and when I do go out I try to pick in disguise to wear and
when it's hot ZZ Top Gear gets itchy so
I tried to wear that but I like to walk in the other day I was really nice out
no one to go on a walk with Porsche and I was scratching at the door for an hour
before she realized that
I wanted to go out and cell we're walking outside and we barely got like
50 feet in one of those
tour buses I drove by and my first instinct was to yellow
Portia de Rossi and run any I don't know if a saucer recognized as we were
walking this way we're on the side and they were going that way
so they kept going and so we kept walking and then I hear
and was back and forth as a huge
as making like a 15-point turn the tide
so we're like oh yea they come so they're coming at us and
and was one of those the inside the dark windows and so we just saw flashes
through the window like right next to us as we were walking
they just kept driving alongside others and whatever the pictures they got
we probably look like deer in the headlights because
that was the disguise I was wearing the day was a dear
and with them and kept going and then we thought
okay we'll have a nice walk and then like 10 steps another tour bus comes by
and this one had opener ok so I knew that they were going to be able to see
if I came up with an ingenious plan I turned to look at a leaf like that
as as they pass and then as it passed I turned back around
and I thought for sure they didn't see me until I hear and cell I don't know
you're thinking how did the
leave plan fail but
so anyway the man drove up alongside this and
we were turning in waving and cuz they're right next to it everyone on the
bus started waving and taking pictures and they all turned around cuz they were
kinda going further ahead
and in the driver started yelling out you know hey on a portion
can't wait for arrested development and just as the
van drove up onto the curb I mean the whole van almost completely tipped over
and I'll give you credit even while they were flying through the air they never
stop taking pictures
so I love my fans really even want to yell on the next bus we love you on Glee
as a cocaine
but remember you don't have to spend money on those tour buses you can come
here for free and dance with you
the
yes Ellen DC screaming fans skin or yes I did
time normally they're here for you today webster's
the
it's wonderful we build a whole state for her outside the studio
have a concert later on the future missus ohkubo could be out there tony
has allowed their mothers
the tony is a DJ anyplace great music but you know he doesn't know the lyrics
to any song in the entire world
right he just does not know the lyrics to songs my writer Amy does she knows
who are so a lot of songs and people keep telling me how much they love when
i send a route to talk to people using only song lyrics
so I want to give the people what they want here she is in BestBuy and Costco
just trying to start a conversation using only song lyrics
I'll tell you what I want really really want to tell me what you want you
right now
I'm haha I wanna hi
everyone a good thing I like hell
whenever she comes out human we gotta get my friends
hello
here
I wonder where you are
here
are you somewhere feeling lonely or something
your heart
let me start by saying I love you
me I think maybe think to myself
I think it might be for us
blow me one last kiss
you can just too serious
I think your phone
finally had enough
think you think too much
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only one last kiss
using just too serious I need you
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thank you
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this blow me one last kiss
one last kiss
all right now it's time to read some tweets up for our weekly tweet Lee
roundup
its week
this comes from Kyle just did the math and it looks like I'll be able to retire
by the a job
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Nancy I will vote for whichever candidate can explain to me how the CDS
extra bucks program
complicated Carly people freak out when you reach into the bathroom stall touch
there she would say hey I like you
Blake an unlikely time to choke on something would be during your turn it
sure aids
fans I can be a stripper is guys wanna see a girl gets stuck trying to take off
a turtleneck followed by an on-stage panic attack
follow any those people on Twitter go to my website to find out how we will be
right back
but like
different dude up there
miss you guys on the screen to
visits in a row said
the biggest stars in the world please welcome my protege
Taylor Swift
are amazing today thank you so much
yeah my side looking them in thinking that was a really good choice
thank you very much I like a sock yeah when's the last time you wore a sock
I don't think I remember that's and this is opening my mind up to so many
we're gonna we're gonna have a sock on you by the end of the day before
you may enjoy it more than you think I'm so happy to see you every time you hear
you make me very happy you were here with your boyfriend Zac Efron last time
house
we actually never dated yes he did so when you when you're here
but obviously late night show us being together we all wrote that song for me
and then you saying it but we should show people okay this is a
highlight
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I think it's got about five million hits but that song is that
15 million hits what cents on that fifteen million hits
so many my with yes
it's like more than 12 million so why not well that me in your repertoire when
you're touring well that's on Beyonce's
have to call Zack ya get the rights to it well you probably
talk to you earlier today how's he doing don't know I haven't talked to him in a
while
because we didn't date just deny it
because we did all okay so
you okay so let's just talk about the new CD then
there's the
which song is about jack on the new CD
there's nothing really about jack on the city cuz we didn't Green Day
alright so yeah so
I let's talk about your number one hit were
we are never ever ever ever ever gonna get back together is that
who's out about here's what I'll do you don't have to say I'm gonna show
pictures
here's a bell you
motion pictures gonna do that
okay well thing that I have it's like the one shred of dignity that I have I
know that what you want from
I just dignity you for people
going make guesses about it in the only thing that I have like that one okay
hard
bring it on three different guys will narrow it down so we
still out there we still don't know so let's show some pictures
alright day
okay I'm ridiculous to show that they never did a
okay like you we get some
show date you know I can talk about
alright
alright John I don't know what I'm
his postering to to
okay wanna get hold it for you
we didn't know is getting married
okay we did a
the you put like a
different dude up there
just makes me really question like what I am stand for as a human being
you never been to you guys on the screen
two visits in a row it's at
you have to come more often network
will put my their choice like two months
come back twice just so that I could just so you can he's still here
still I so is your choice by the way
yeah I had so much fun you let me walk on stage with you in and play around
when you were here in Los Angeles I had so much fun you have amazing people
that don't just join you on stage butter in the audience and
so in it wasn't North Carolina and Riley you were on stage in look out and see
someone amazing
yeah Bruce Springsteen came to our show with his
daughters and I like his daughter his starters friends and they did you know
that he was in the audience for you just heard that day
like Bruce Springsteen's gonna come near Shaw and I was just
immediately like immediately panic-stricken cuz like he's gonna watch
my show
that's gonna happen that's the thing that's happening like I hand so
they came back for a meet-and-greet backstage before and I'm brought this
little writing guitar that I i
always write songs with an ass to sign it and not only did he sign it but he
clade it yeah because you told him
you love dancing I love dancing in the dark and I I dunno acoustic cover of it
and down and he played it and saying
and it was crazy it was like II and you brought a clip that
I did I let's look at my phone that to me done
yes I'm
used
mom these him
mom
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yeah
fans and you're so successful
everything you're doing is so I is doing very well now you have you had a first
your first perfume was called wonderstruck
and this is wonder struck inch and enchanted enchanted
and what is the difference between this perfume in the last perfume
I don't know like like wonderstruck to me is an everyday
really sweet perfume in this ones like
and how you act like it like a string of pearls to that you're going out
you're like you know wonderstruck enchanted make sense
so if you have who's this is the best
girls do not hide this highs LiCI
okay alright I guess what everybody in the audience should
if you even if you don't have pearls you should get a bottle C
10 us to call crank arms over 200,000 miles on it
and this is in the last time you were here we talked about you fear
10 see a lot of things but the Uighurs fighters right
yeah and now a new fear cuz I'm gonna I'm gonna help you get over this fear
tell everybody
your new fear it's like a but then I found out about comments here wake that
has pictures
you know what those are the only things that they crawl into your hearsay do not
that's what an airway
call that it just means it goes into your ear
that's what what do they do with the peintures then
what I feel like there
the witnesses were made to go into your ear that's why they did it and the your
brain
help you get over that fear for have you seen are you just what did you just hear
about us
picture once I just thought that they crawling here's they don't they live
outdoors
okay there five found under lawn clippings and compost or entry holes
and they're not I mean just earwigs
the
misconception that they call years yes it's impossible
they feed on leaves flowers fruits molding in sex not ear wax
not brain no not brain cycles so much better yeah
so between that and this year your cured
okay IQ cite earlier we send you to through the haunted hallway
and we've wanted to see how you doing are haunted hallway two things I know
what you want
soundview onto any always houses
right let's take a look on how you did sense
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the airwaves
you can sleep with this
my not only is effective against
hair wigs that apparently don't going airs but it is beautifully and
I got Jason Allen Sox the here said school I know there
night the we do we have thank you
you're welcome thank you also since
your see is a
mission is only available at Target the rolling in Target gift card to go and
get yourself one
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next time
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lost lost a car
their current car has over 200,000 miles on it
we have a lot of unsurprising to fans on the show at their office take a look
today
a surprise to friends who work together in Hazleton Pennsylvania
watching the show since the beginning fine on their computer
hun
so please I for you picture me at your desk
okay call
something bigger please
both the LA you're gonna come to a taping the show you're gonna dance
well play games
fly all the way here not come
bringing talk to you in this fun said
the now using yourself I noticed that
right away if we took like no time at all for you to have it can be out there
in your office
why was there what do you do for a living sir
ha keeping so you have a cave in your office at All Saints
I you sent to give you can you we flew you to come see a show which is what
you're doing you're seeing a show and I heard you also brought it gets so
Zener we'll bring it out there what this is
morning right that's our our marmoleum foreign spending from 10 a.m.
and it's actually waterjet cut into your logo
we could do anything we could do your face if you'd like Wow walking on my
face now
thank you so much I'm actually in a sinus and give it back to you take is a
alright
some you're welcome
the
your good friends your close friends your coworkers
and I think you I you actually make take for us we we learn something more so
let's take a look
my friend Lisa things that we are here because we enter the contest but that's
not entirely true
in all reality I emailed The Ellen Show on behalf from the south her family
suspect I'm really really hard times
and just over the years watching The Ellen Show she helps people
and leasing you to pick me up over the past several years leases family's been
hit with her husband losing his job
then you know within a year lease a lost her job
on faded plan for such a thing had savings but they burn through all of
that
you know ultimately lost their home they lost a car
their current car has over 200,000 miles on it
they had two sons are in college that they're trying to pay for that
just the financial hardships just come one after another
Lisa you will never see her wallow or or be miserable she is always happy
regardless of the circumstances
to the point which if we're driving down the road and we get to a stop light
should look at the car next door smile and say hello to them
and and I laugh at a reason why you know them choose from
day and that's kinda person she is
I always felt that I had good friends and i truly did not mean
true friendship intimately says she is truly a wonderful
friend and my best friend
her for that you're like so you have a hard time it's been hard on your family
I imagine
yeah and other people yeah but really what she said about you is like you
think about
that somebody else might be having a hard day and that you actually
take the time to say hello to somebody instead
you know it being about you which is right to me the most amazing thing about
somebody is that you get outside
yourself and say what about somebody else how are they doing and your amazing
because
I heard something about you their power was shut off
which is rediculous is the middle of winter right to you the middle of winter
and they shot
your power of and you called and pain out your own pocket eleven hundred
dollars to get their power turned back on
the
see all again and I want to help you because you coming back for 12 the
you just amazing it's it's great to have friends like that
her new single read it once the
the
you just amazing it's it's great to have friends like that
share Lisa and
so really I the more I learn about all you just
amazing it's it's great to have friends like that right to know somebody that
has your back
and the fact that that the car that you're sitting in that you're waiting to
has three hundred and twenty thousand miles and is falling apart
were better than other people yes okay it's okay you're gonna be even better
because right now I'm gonna give you a 2013 Hyundai Veloster
the
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to help people like you and your love it is the 2013 Veloster Turbo it has over
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horsepower and a called third which is really just on this site has a third or
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with me yours and now you're gone away in peace man smiling even more than ever
before
said you can't only two people in the car spring and
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