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morning Oh monie Tom save me place in
the Cure will you woolly Meredith oh
she's a feminine Oh Rowland save early
morning Duncan afternoon dick cat meows
Oh try this oh that's better
yeah it usually works have you seen that
Mike this morning no I haven't I'm
looking for Mike yes well he won't find
him in there
must seem like something Michael
Oh Mike I've been looking for you know
the port it gave me a note - you said
it's important oh thanks yeah no I've
got to go and see the D oh yeah you look
good evidence Oh where's Apple
he's gonna see the team sir the Dean he
was pursued by tutorial what's the D
money boy
well it might be something to do with
this
good grief good lord
good heavens help oh yeah yeah yeah yeah
come in ah good morning Upton morning
sir what I take it you've seen today's
paper yes thank you sir you have seen it
yes sir on the bus well well
oh yes very well thank you sir have you
nothing to say to me about it what the
paper oh I shouldn't bother to read it
so it's pretty boring did you want to
see me sir yes I did and I didn't
hmm well I did want to see you here but
I wish I hadn't seen you yeah in the
paper I'm not in the paper sir oh man
then who is it it can't be me sir it
looks very like you please don't swear
Upton so the language may be effective
in rousing power-hungry teenagers in
Hyde Park Corner it doesn't impress me
you know some pot smokers coffee bar
jive Center now you know you are in my
study you don't really believe that
that's me do you sir oh I wish I didn't
think I bought in other people to see if
it wasn't a mistake when a misprint
but there it is well it can't be me sir
can't be I don't like me in photographs
oh yeah
you know you you're not helping yourself
you know Upton I don't think I need to
tell you I find this very distressing of
course good heavens I hope I'm not a
fuddy-duddy or anything like that
I do realize the times they are
a-changin I believe in constructive
criticisms in their proper place in the
suggestions box in the students common
room but when I find a medical student
hobnobbing with rabble-rousing long
haired protestors I see I have no
alternative to punish his conduct with
the utmost severity Dean one rotten
apple doesn't make a barrel
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listen to me autumn it's very sad to be
renamed like this I'm sorry you've been
upset like this so mine but I think this
might make you feel a little better in
the top left hand corner hmm
carly couldn't beat London Wilks yes
that is good please don't distract me in
the photograph top left-hand corner
where behind what's supposed to be
Upson's head yes well that looks like
the Empire State Building
it is the Empire State Building that
happened in New York yesterday afternoon
what money could have flown there for
the flame there and back no sir I was at
a tea party oh you expect me to believe
that often your Tea Party ding oh I'm
most terribly sorry most awfully well
hey it doesn't really look like him does
it yes it does
yes it does to me well I really must
apologize what you step in future young
man yes sir right be off with you thank
you very much I was very upset capture
me
oh what a most ghastly mistake so I
imagine knowing that our chaps wouldn't
get mixed up in that sort of thing how
did you know about that
oh all right never mind a damn student
said no sense of responsibility what do
they did away with national service oh I
don't think national service ever did
much good no what
it's exactly the sort of thing these
youngsters are against that's kind of it
they're chicken Oh surely did you don't
think was a good thing though well of
course I do if these kids had to go into
the army soon would have stuck to their
fighting and marching oh I see teach
them to fight and they'll keep the peace
exactly well anyway that's one of my
students ratting out he goes on his Mick
I don't think y'all have much trouble
here instance within no you're damn
right I won't you see these chats are
here to work professor if they want to
let off steam there's plenty of
opportunity for that sort of thing on
the rugger field yes Dean I don't want
any protesting no Dean there won't be
any because there's not one of my
students isn't perfectly happy and proud
to be at since Withers it's a jolly good
life here yes Dean you tell them that
yes dear
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Paige thought he might have led us this
great revolution just not like it a lot
if I catch you rioting out to go on your
neck you're here to work o'clock if you
want to let off steam you've plenty of
opportunity on the Braga field god I
mean they're protesting here since I
just there is not one of you who is not
perfectly happy and proud to be at since
with ins because Upton and wearing and
Clark it's a jolly good life here
we are happy on the cloud to the
Pearson's rhythms because she's a jolly
good life here sorry we're hardly a
serious rival to the London School of
Economics are we the only complaint we
can have is that no one teaches how to
pass any exams and with a thousand a
year coming in from my dear granny god
bless her as long as I'm a student I'm
not complaining if your old granny had
known you're gonna be a first year
student of five years that chick we
should all March to protest about the
squandering of granny Clark's inheritor
much this not having all the energy for
a sitting and there's about as much
chance of riding at some swings at
roading I wouldn't be too sure look good
grief must be lost no they're coming
this way
coming in
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where can we find your college
representative internal Student Affairs
you know I don't think that's awfully
funny
we represent the Southland a
subcommittee for the international
student action group on curricular
reform not today thank you Oh Mike there
for you he says you ordered them from
rent a student for the granite Clarkson
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no idea that ragweed could come so
quickly let's see the runner Club gets a
good whack she'll win it started with
ten bomb you up I say what are you done
up at whatever it is
come here did you see Harlequins beat
London Welsh no that is exactly the sort
of outdated authoritarian attitude that
we're fighting against backsliding
fascist hyena no he series we want your
head first of all I would like to make
contact with a student have you got a
student action group no have you got a
left-wing reform movement no have you
got a progressive annika script no wait
what have you got we should have to
resort to other methods what methods
which organise a sitting right here I
shouldn't do that
it's a marble floor you get piles
you see what I'm trying to do no we've
come to liberate the students of this
College from the burden of an outdated
and irrelevant syllabus well why didn't
you say so before I think you'll find
some chaps down in electro block could
only be too willing to be liberated from
the burden of an outdated syllabus right
down there on the right you can't miss
it they're doing exactly
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you dance appeal to you we must fight
apathy freedom students unite and act
now
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we have been deeply disappointed
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showed by the student community this
college you had grievances as we have
grievances
you must question do I consider the deal
and above all students with it I get off
you say our methods are extreme and
sensational I didn't say that
nor me but I say this is the only way we
can be noticed by be extreme and
sensation it will get him off thing
before I should call apart my new tools
actually I should call upon my colleague
to address the BT rarest mr. Patel
friends get your knickers off first I am
speaking to you today not only because
there are problems that sense with there
certainly are or at Oxford or Cambridge
but because the University of the world
is in a damn bed man especially you know
yeah but to examine our education he
must first be educated that's very good
yeah you must listen listen to the words
of Daniel Aroo then we do read and we
must march march forward to the marching
songs of corn baby yes I know it we must
fight scrub fight against the forces of
gravity we are burdened with obsolete
curricula small voices nobody hears us
but we must make ourselves heard speak
alphabet I can't hear you that is why if
necessary we must resort to military
violence
on the page of every newspaper in the
land but above all we must fight we must
fight here now that is why you have
occupied your refectory oh yes
and we shall going go on occupying it
and we shall not be moved
even if you call the police call the
police
why not all right
we've called the police I said call the
police but you don't want your
effectively occupied ooh
no sir well get rid of them quickly yes
said oh you are here to fight the
authorities I'm clear that up first
you think the syllabus we see fit to
teaches swappers is obsolete I suppose
you think it's pretty silly going up to
Cambridge to read English and finding
yourself having to study Latin and
anglo-saxon well of course it is it's
damn stupid and I suppose you think the
whole educational system to do with a
good shake all right no well of course
it could but tell me do you think
medicines obsolete you think learning
how to save people's lives is
out-of-date do you no sir
so you came to a damn silly place to put
a student you yes sir now why don't you
get yourselves organized you learn your
speeches you sell your pamphlets and you
keep quiet all of you get yourselves off
to Cambridge or Oxford or somewhere
where they have got problems and
right hey fine bye sir with no other
alternative but to report your conduct
to the Board of Governors and as I see
it you have no honorable choice but to
tender your resignation
now look here please I'm happy to see
you saw fit to wash yourself for this
unhappy occasion why I'm happy to learn
that your fellow rabble rousers came
from some less reputable institution I
knew it couldn't be my boys I don't know
I should have thought you would have
realized than my young gentlemen are
perfectly happy I'm proud to be up since
with him say no need to protest you know
well I'm happy to say that I think
there's about as much chance of riots at
since rhythms as it but Road Dean what's
that
deena love the stink Dean you know
doctors think this is a revolution shall
I speak now what is all this nonsense
you know what happens to protestors it
since with Ian's out they go on their
necks just because you've been set a bad
example there's no need to follow it
you've got important work to do here the
study of Medicine learning how to save
lives or is that sort of thing out of
date now is he doctor no sir no sir you
better watch it up some a man with your
criminal record now put those stupid
things away and get back to the lecture
server
excuse me sir are you leaving go on up
then you have me Oh
absent sir tell the COS I'll be with
them in about ten minutes
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