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♪ 热狗，棉花糖，轮胎秋千，烤肉香
♪ 树荫下，阳光下
♪ 到处是幅摇滚图画
♪ 既然我们相聚一堂，那做什么都不怕，来吧
♪ 来吧 ♪ 来吧
♪ 骑自行车冲下斜坡，砰地关上纱门
♪ 烤架上牛排嘶嘶响，浪花拍打到海滩上，这里无限美好
♪ 你知道，你想要更多，来吧
♪ 来吧 ♪ 来吧
♪ 准备好，每一个人 所有人： ♪ 我们在开派对
♪ 现在快站起来 所有人： ♪ 我们在开派对
♪ 让你的身体摇摆起来
所有人： ♪ 我们在开派对
♪ 来吧，加入我们
♪ 因为这是夏天
♪ 全世界的夏天
♪ 每个男孩和女孩
♪ 快跳着说：唔，耶；唔，唔，耶
♪ 就算不是全世界，至少也是在北半球
♪ 另一半球在一年中的另一个季节
♪ 但他们也能说：唔，耶；唔，唔，耶
大家好！欢迎欣赏我们的夏日礼赞之歌！
如果你想知道我们今天在做什么……
我们在向每个人分享我们对夏天的爱。
通过佛息投影技术，
我们在全球各地同时联播我们自己的虚拟影像。
简单来说，我们再邀请你加入全世界的庆典。
我们的后院就是舞台！
♪ 世上的每一个角落，耶
♪ 因为这是夏天
♪ 全世界的夏天
♪ 每个男孩和女孩
♪ 快跳着说：唔，耶；唔，唔，耶
♪ 就算不是全世界，至少也是在北半球
♪ 另一半球在一年中的另一个季节
♪ 但他们也能说：唔，耶；唔，唔，耶
现在，让我们欢迎一位非常特殊的嘉宾，
以及夏天轻松愉快的日子中的视觉隐喻，
鸭嘴兽泰瑞！
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嘿，泰瑞呢？
凯尔：天哪，长官。我以前从来没参加过密探学员毕业典礼。
我希望我没有穿不合适的衣服。
噢，你穿成这样很好，凯尔。
你知道，并不是什么都和你有关。 （哔哔声）
您好，肯特拉森上校。
你好，少校。我只想祝你在今天的活动上能交好运气。
我买了蛋糕，而且我一清理完
我孩子的游泳池就马上赶过来。
非常好，长官。今年的活动将会在
丹村骑士礼堂的 B 舞厅举行。
B 舞厅？那地方不是公共使用的吗？
只是我的另一个省钱的点子，长官。
我不清楚，少校。安保做得怎样？
噢，别担心，长官。没人会知道那是我们。
我们是以“凯普莱特成年礼”的名义来注册的。
嗯，好吧，你让我有了十二分的信心，少校。
但不用说，一旦有任何差错你都可能要丢掉你的军衔。
肯特拉森讲话完毕！
好吧，我不知道你们觉得怎样，
但我对这件事感觉非常好。
（丹村骑士礼堂） 杜芬舒斯：干得“不错”，诺姆。
如果下一次有人想要
志愿者来主持爱的玛芬危害奖颁奖仪式，
要说你自己的名字，大嘴巴先生！
可是，先生，我帮您做了所有的安排。
是的，你也做得“很好”。
我们要和另一项活动共用场地！
那又怎样？
那又怎样？！
你有没有意识到如果其他所有的邪恶组织发现我们使用公共场地
会发生什么？他们都会说：“噢。看哪。
那就是爱的玛芬。他们和别人共用场地。
他们笨手笨脚，思维又不缜密，
而且他们不穿名牌的牛仔裤。
好吧，也许某些人买不起名牌牛仔裤，朱莉！
哇，那真是……对，对。我听到了。
额，先生，别担心。
我们是以“哈特菲尔德婚礼”的名义来注册的。
好吧，希望没有人知道那是我们。
现在，给我让开，你个只会敷衍了事的派对规划员。
凯尔：长官，我可以在您上台之前
提供我的一种节省经费的开胃小吃吗？
那是种古老的祖传秘方。
博洛尼亚大红肠切条加上白面包卷。
你老家到底在哪儿？ 丘拉维斯塔。
额。无所谓了，凯尔。该上场了！
大家好。
欢迎参加 OWCA 毕业典礼。
（欢呼声）
大家好，欢迎参加爱的玛芬第一届年度
（动物吵闹声）
（大声说）我是说，爱的玛芬
第一届年度危害奖颁奖典
礼……
（回声）
……礼！
那么，谁准备好找些乐子了呢？
他们到底在吵些什么？
我只要去那里叫他们小声点。
我会很礼貌，但会不卑不亢。
（录像带摩擦声）
呵。这怎么可能？
等一下，你们注册的“凯普莱特成年礼”？
你们注册的“哈特菲尔德婚礼”？
（咕哝声）
莫来管：好啦，各位，放轻松。
冷静下来。
生气没有任何意义。
我们在这地方付了大量的安保押金。
所以，各位……
（尖叫声） 波利想在街头打一次架！
（尖叫声）
（蛙鸣声）
（尖叫声）
（叽喳声）
（牛叫声）
呀！抱歉我打断你们了。
你们打完后我会回来的。
（吵闹声继续）
我们想必已经赔掉了我们的押金。
琳达：这是你在阁楼上的东西，凯蒂丝。
我不明白你为什么找不到它们。
我不清楚，妈。它们一定是藏在了
什么东西后面。 （笑声）
凯蒂丝，你根本就没去那里，对吧？
噢，妈，我只是没法爬上那里。
那里很恶心，全都是蜘蛛网。
凯蒂丝·福林，别告诉我你还害怕蜘蛛。
（冷笑声）鸡-蛛？你在开玩笑吗？
我为什么会怕一只小小的蜘蛛？
呀！呀，呀，呀，呀，呀…… 噢，我的天哪。只是个发夹。
它一点都不像蜘蛛。
（笑声） 我知道！
我只是给你演示一下害怕小小的蜘蛛到底有多傻。
嗯哼。好了，你拿好你的箱子。
现在我得走了。 你要去哪儿？
你爸和我要去玩洞穴探险。
洞穴探险？你是说，去洞里？
那是通过在洞穴里四处爬行来实现自我发现的旅程。
你爸在团购网站上发现的。
是啊，那听起来真“有趣”。
记住，你来负责，怕蜘蛛小姐。
好了，少校，这是蛋糕……噢！
（呻吟声）
立正！
肯特拉森上校，长官！
莫来管少校，我要你对把我们
最庄严的典礼之一变成
极度的、土里土气的大混乱的事负个人责任！
大混乱？ 大混乱！
平常，我会因为你对 OWCA 不知疲倦的无私奉献
和毫无污点的工作记录原谅这种事，
但是现在我很清楚，你彻底赔掉了我们的安保押金，
而且这种事情我无法原谅。
我必须解除你的职务。
我把那个拿走。
还有那个。
事实上，那胡须是我的。
不再是了。
大混乱！
实习生凯尔，在我们找到替任者之前，
临时由你来负责。
恭喜你，临时无薪负责人少校凯尔。
少校，我……我不……
凯尔，坚强点。
我必须下台。
我们都得履行我们的义务。
而且那是我们，我是说，你的组织能建立起来的基础。
人都得遵守命令。 （动物哼唱爱国歌曲声）
（哼唱声大声继续）
凯蒂丝：噢，好酷，我的旧王冠。
噢，真闪。
嘿，我都不记得这个了。
嗯，“致未来的凯蒂丝”。
嘿，等一下。我就是未来的凯蒂丝！
这里周围一定有还能放这东西的机器。
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飞哥！ 噢！嗨，凯蒂丝。
衣服不错。 眼镜不错。
谢谢。我们正在用它们来在世界各地
同时联播我们自己。
（嘘声）没时间了。我需要看这个，
盒式录像带？哇，很古老啊，是吧？
是吗？我该怎么看它？ 好吧，车库里有爸的通用录像带播放机。
车库里的什么位置？
洗衣机的北偏东十二度方向。
谢谢。继续你们倒不了大霉的活动吧。
各位，给我们的姐姐，凯蒂丝·福林鼓掌！
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（三州州立公园驴之山洞）
你们准备好进行一次小冒险了吗？
噢，是的，我们准备好进行我们的通过在地球腹地里爬行
来实现自我发现的旅程了。
你说什么？ 额，就像广告上说的一样，
“和灵魂一起洞穴探险。”
什么？ 噢，不，不，不，不。
这上面，这上面本该是“林魂”的。双木林。
那是我的名字，林魂。
这场旅程完全没有自我发现。
唉。
你得继续自我发现啊，亲爱的。
把相机弄稳点儿，史黛西！
啊，看哪，那是我！
啊，我真可爱！
（口齿不清地说） 我是凯蒂丝·福林。
我五岁了，今年夏天真棒！
But I didn't get to do everything that I wanted.
So I made a list of things I want Future Candace to take care of.
Oh, that's so cute. Of course I'll take care of those things,
Past Candace.
First on the list, "Invent an ice cream flavor,
"win a first grade spelling bee, ride a unicorn."
So if you're watching, Future Candace, don't...
PAST STACY: Candace, don't forget number four, "Conquer fear of spiders."
Okay, that one creeps me out a little bit,
but that should be no problem for you, Future Candace.
But, but, but, but...
(LISPING) But I'm Future Candace!
CHORUS: ♪ Doofenshmirtz Evil Incorporated ♪
(BELL DINGS)
Just a minute. I'm mopping.
Oh, hello, Perry the Platypus. Long time no see.
Say, that was some morning we had, huh?
Too bad about Major Monogram,
but you know what they say, the show must go on.
Or a bird in the bush... I don't know.
Ha! You like that? It's a gift.
Foam me to you! Get it?
As much as I like our little visits,
you didn't need to come over.
Actually, I'm not even trying to take over the Tri-state Area today.
I am very fair skinned. I don't know if you have noticed.
I always have to use SPF 120 sunscreen
even on a cloudy day, or I'll burn.
I mean, I'll actually burst into flames.
And I got this whole crate on sale, and, and look, it's all 110 SPF.
I thought I was getting 120.
This is not gonna work.
So, rather than return this whole mess,
which means I'll have to get in a car
and drive down there, wait in line,
then answer a bunch of questions
about the delicacy of my epidermis,
I'm just gonna move the Earth away from the sun
just enough that the 110 will work. Simple.
And to that end, I have created, ta-da,
my Shift-The-Earth's- Position-Further-Away- From-The-Sun-inator.
(STUTTERS) I know the name's a little cumbersome,
but it's basically a tractor beam that uses the mass of Jupiter
as an anchor to pull the Earth just slightly away from the sun
to render my sunscreen effective.
(SIGHS) I guess my fortune cookie was right.
I do tend to overcomplicate things.
I wonder if that means these lottery numbers are...
Hmm?
(GRUNTING)
(WHIRRING)
(DOOFENSHMIRTZ LAUGHING)
You fired my ina... (GRUNTING)
(ROCK MUSIC PLAYING)
Whoa! What was that?
We are rocking this place!
Candace, what is that? I don't know, but I can guess.
Phineas, what is going on out there?
I don't know. It wasn't us. But we can find out.
Irving, take over the concert for us.
All I know how to sing is one camp song.
Then you rock that camp song, Irving.
Um, okay.
Here's a campfire song my mother taught me.
♪ Oh, never lick a tree below the dog line
♪ If it's brown and sticky do not pick it up Unless it's a stick
♪ Banjo playing hicks should be avoided
♪ And it's no joke that poison oak is not a friendly shrub
♪ With a diddly diddly-doo and a doodly doodly dee
♪ Something horrible will happen if you don't listen to me ♪
(IRVING CONTINUES) Well, according to the pocket barometer,
the atmospheric pressure has lowered dramatically since this morning.
You checked the atmospheric pressure this morning?
Yeah. I check it every morning. After I brush my teeth.
You brush your teeth every morning?
Well, yeah.
Huh.
He thinks he's better than us.
Oh, no, duck! No, I mean, like, a whole lot of ducks.
Look! They look like they're migrating south.
Guys, I think something is weird with the weather.
We should monitor the conditions in the upper atmosphere.
I have a weather balloon.
Why would you have a weather balloon?
Buford, you have full-sized molds of all of us.
We should use Baljeet's weather balloon.
Yep, Stace, I promised 5-year-old me that I'd do everything on that list.
Well, let's see what you gotta do.
"Invent a new ice cream flavor,
"win the first grade spelling bee,
"ride a unicorn, and conquer fear of spiders."
Ha! Good luck with that last one.
What are you talking about?
Candace, everyone knows you're terrified of spiders.
(SCOFFS) Spiders? Are you kidding?
Why would I be afraid of an itsy bitsy spider?
(SCREAMS) Get it!
(SHRIEKING) Oh, I remember this hairclip.
Most people don't think life can survive down this deep,
but most people don't know gastropods the way I do.
Take a gander at this salamander.
Notice anything unusual?
Oh, yes, his gills are on the outside of his body.
They are? Ew! Oh! Ew! Ew! Ew! Ew!
It didn't have any eyes either.
Thanks for not mentioning that.
MALE COMPUTER VOICE: You may enter.
(SQUAWKING)
(GROWLING)
(ANIMALS SNARLING)
Psst! Agent P, down here.
Is that goat still eating out of the inbox?
It's a good thing I hid the outbox. MONTY: Carl!
(CHATTERING)
Oh, Agent P, what's going on?
It's like a zoo in here. Where is my dad?
Your father's been fired.
Yes! And all the animal agents are going crazy!
(SIGHS) On the upside, I've been promoted.
Yeah, I see the mustache.
(PRINTER WHIRRING)
It's intel from Agent Squab, French Surveillance Pigeon.
Hmm, there's a small shift in ambient temperature,
there's civil unreasonableness at City Hall,
and Love Muffin is convening for a secret meeting!
Oh, no! Why did this have to happen on my watch?
Wait a minute, you got all that from this?
CARL: Yeah. That's how Agent Squab types.
All hunt-and-peck.
Well, Carl, you're in charge. What are you gonna do about it?
You mean besides freak out?
Get a hold of yourself. You know this agency as well as my dad.
Maybe better. These agents just need leadership.
Think. What would Major Monogram do?
You're right! Agent G,
quit eating those memos and get out into the field. (BLEATING)
Agent D, go see what you can dig up.
Agent O, find out who's who.
Agent Possum, play dead.
Excellent! Agent B,
go in the woods, and see what's out there.
And the rest of you, get out there and fight evil.
Agent P, I want you to go out to City Hall
and get a reading on the situation there and then report back to me.
What about me, Carl? I can go spy on Love Muffin if you...
Whoa, no, no, Monty, I can't let you do that.
That's... That's crazy. You're not even an animal.
We've got no choice, Carl.
We're all gonna have to wear different hats today.
And mustaches. Hey, Monty?
What? Thanks.
can I have a different hat? This one smells like a litter box.
Yeah, you should smell this thing.
battle the forces of darkness and keep the Tri-State Area
safe from evil-doers.
Uh, come again? Oh, sorry,
uh, force of habit. Here's your order.
Enjoy your Slushy Dawg.
So, um, how am I doing, boss?
Yeah, this is the part of the job I hate the most, but...
Yep. Say no more, sir.
I completely understand.
You don't have to fire me. (UNZIPPING)
I resign. But...
Say no more.
(HUMMING) But... But...
I was just gonna ask him to clean the bathroom.
Um, Dolores, this is the part of the job I hate the most.
Oh, for crying out loud. Just give me the mop.
Okay, let's see. "Invent a new ice cream flavor."
Grilled cheese. Check.
"Win the first grade spelling bee."
"Clover." C-L-O-V-E-R.
Those kids never knew what hit 'em!
Check. "Ride a unicorn."
Of sorts.
Dreams can come true, Stacy.
There's just one more thing on the list.
Get over your fear of spiders.
No, I refuse.
Quickly, Rainbow, we must away!
(IN BRITISH ACCENT) Fly now, fly! On, proud beauty.
Fly, fly!
(BRAYING)
MALE REPORTER: Danville is in chaos.
Summer has become slightly cooler.
Some sources even go so far as to say brisk.
We have word that the Mayor is about to address
this slight drop in temperature. Let's listen.
Citizens of Danville, I want to assure you
that your slight discomfort is of utmost importance to me,
and I will do everything in my power to
recommend you wear a cardigan or light sweater.
But all my sweaters are ugly and Christmas themed!
Well, then, just wear warmer clothes.
Warmer clothes? Do you know how dumb I would look
wearing socks with flip-flops?
Hey, his sweater looks nice and warm. Get it!
(CITIZENS CLAMORING) ROGER: People, people.
Look, look, look, take, take it easy.
I'm still your Mayor!
Thank you, good Samaritan platypus!
Although I'm not sure this is much of an improvement.
I mean, I really don't know how to get down from here,
and it is getting noticeably colder up here.
Oh, it's a good thing I wore my sweater.
BALJEET: Well, according to the conditions in the upper atmosphere,
we are in for a moderate cold front that shows
absolutely no signs of subsiding.
That's odd.
I can't remember a single Danville summer
where I needed to wear anything more than a t-shirt.
Striped. And shorts.
But the part that perplexes me the most is that,
for some reason, the sun algorithm
that I created keeps coming up with the wrong result!
'Splain. BALJEET: The diameter of the sun
can be calculated from the distance between the Earth and the sun.
Since we know the time taken by the Earth to go once around the sun,
P equals one year,
and the distance traveled by the Earth in this process,
two pi A... (FADING)
Buford! Stop 'splaining! Stop 'splaining!
So that would mean the Earth has moved?
Well, that would explain why it's noticeably colder.
♪ Your sinew's torn apart
♪ By a grizzly... (SHIVERS)
Freezing! ♪ Your large intestines
♪ Wrapped around a tree...
Does anyone have a sweater?
I think we're gonna have to run some more tests.
DOOFENSHMIRTZ: Now, why do we always have to meet in drafty
abandoned warehouses?
I mean, why can't we meet in a drafty abandoned pool-side cabana?
(CHUCKLES) I'm bananas for cabanas. Right?
Okay, enough of that.
Gentlemen, it's time we pooled our resources.
Both OWCA and City Hall are in a panic,
and I believe now is the time to strike!
Now, the last time we confronted those OWCA agents,
we barely got out of there with our lives.
(SCIENTISTS AGREEING) It's time to play dirty.
(SCIENTISTS AGREEING)
We will stealthily capture them one at a time, and imprison them here!
Yeah, we'll gang up on them. That''ll be fun!
We can make it a musical number.
Secondly, no one, under any circumstances,
is allowed to say, "Bananas for cabanas."
which one of you moved the Earth away from the sun and changed the weather?
Doofenshmirtz? You've finally made an inator that actually works?
Hey, all of my inators work.
It's just that, you know, I, I don't use them properly.
I have poor planning skills. But it was me.
I've have the blueprints right here. ALL: Ah!
You see, yeah, just ignore the coffee stains and whatever that is, uh...
I think that's nacho cheese.
Gentlemen, we will now begin our takeover of
the world! (GASPING)
What was that?
RODNEY: So, to you, a building settling
sounds like someone inhaling sharply?
I've got to warn Carl. RODNEY: Okay, tell me you didn't hear that.
RODNEY: So our building has the sudden urge to warn Carl?
Come on, Candace. It's the last thing on the list.
I know, I know, I know, I know. Okay, here I go.
(GRUNTS) I can't!
I don't understand what the big deal is.
It's just the legs, and the hair, and all those eyes.
And why do they have so many eyes?
There's nothing to be afraid of.
Spiders are harmless. Look, I'm sticking my hand in the cage.
Hello, there, little guy. Huh!
(INDISTINCT SPEAKING OVER RADIO )
Poor Stacy.
My fear of spiders got Stacy bitten.
But saved me! Yes!
Looks like it's just you and me now, Rainbow.
(BRAYING)
PHINEAS: All right, Isabella, let me have it one more time.
Well, according to our data, this is the relative position of the sun,
and this is where the Earth should be on its orbit this summer.
But for some reason, we're here. (SIGHS)
Tennis balls don't lie.
Every test scenario we run comes back with the same results.
It just seems impossible.
Oh! But it is true.
The Earth has moved away from the sun, and now the summer is gone!
Big deal! So this summer's over.
There's always next summer. PHINEAS: No, Buford.
If we don't do something soon,
summer will be gone forever.
(DRAMATIC ORCHESTRAL SWELL)
What? I'm expressing how I feel, through music.
(WHISTLING)
(FINGERS SNAPPING)
Huh? (PANTING)
♪ Evil team up
♪ Dastardly scheme up
♪ Taking them to town
♪ Gonna catch 'em
♪ Throw 'em and fetch 'em
♪ Put them in the pound
♪ You kicked us around
♪ You mocked and offended
♪ The pages have turned
♪ Your chapter has ended now
♪ Now, 'cause OWCA's goin' down
♪ That's right
♪ Don't eyeball me
♪ Just look askance
♪ Your team was run aground
♪ You say you didn't eat those plans
♪ But here's the ultrasound
♪ Your agency's over The whole thing is ending
♪ Check out our homepage
♪ And see how we're trending
♪ OWCA's going down
Distract!
♪ OWCA's going down
Grab!
♪ OWCA's going down
Lasso!
♪ OWCA's going down Nab!
♪ OWCA's going down
(ELECTRIC GUITAR RIFF PLAYING)
And that's what would happen if we grew magnets under the Earth's core.
Well, there's so many people behind the scenes that deserve a mention.
I guess that's another course of action that's off the table.
Not too many ideas left.
(SHUDDERS) But we have to figure out a way to save summer,
or it'll be gone forever.
Well, Baljeet, what have you got?
I have composed a simulation for turning
the Earth's core into a gyroscope.
Maybe that would... (GROANS)
And roll credits!
I sure hope this cold weather isn't affecting
Mom and Dad's cave adventures.
Okay, now we're gonna squeeze past this stalactite,
I mean, stalagmite.
Actually, I believe that's just a hole.
(GRUNTING) I seem to be trapped!
Turn away, folks. I'm gonna have to saw my arm off!
(GRUNTING) (SIGHS)
That was a close one. Now, follow me!
Do you get the feeling this might be his first time down here, too?
(GRUNTING) Dang it.
With that, we've captured all of OWCA's agents.
Almost all of them. Remember Perry the Platypus!
He's still out there somewhere.
Thank you for reminding me, Dr. Bringdown.
Excuse me, I'm Dr. Bringdown.
Put a sock in it, David.
Time to get to our press conference.
Soon, the world will bow to us,
like Doofy's neck bows to his back.
(CHUCKLE) His posture is poor.
Come on, Slouchy. Let's make us some demands.
You're not such a tough guy, are you, Mr. Spider?
Oh, no, you're not.
No, not a bit.
Ah, who ya kidding, Flynn? To face your fear, you've gotta at least look.
(SCREAMS) Creepy crawly, creepy crawly, creepy crawly!
Get off me, get off me, get off me, get off me!
Ew! (DISGUSTED GRUNT)
Oh, I'm sorry, 5-year-old me, I tried.
I really tried.
Snap out of it, current me! Summer's not over yet.
Hey, wait a minute. Summer's over?
Who did th... Oh...
Phineas and Ferb.
Phineas and Ferb! What did you do to summer?
(CLAMORING) MAN 1: Your fall is ruining summer!
WOMAN: You made me buy a blanket with sleeves!
MAN 2: My toilet seat is cold!
Ladies and gentlemen of the press, kindly put a cork in it.
So, you've probably figured out
that the Earth has moved away from the sun.
And we at Love Muffin are responsible.
And now, we're here to extort you.
And to that end, let me introduce you to Senor Killbot.
(SPEAKING SPANISH)
You know, in case any of you extortees speak espanol.
We just don't want to leave anyone out.
(SPEAKING SPANISH)
ALL: Aw... Oh! It's cute.
And that's our new logo.
Foreboding, yet comforting.
So, basically, if you want us to put the Earth
back in its proper orbit,
you have to meet our list of demands!
"Number one, the minimum height
"to get on any rollercoaster will now be this high."
(STUTTERS) I mean, that high.
"Number two, pretzels!"
Really? That's how you give demands?
What? What was wrong with that?
I was gonna go for one of those big tubs from Lotsmo.
You sounded like a bashful Santa Claus
pitching softballs to a girl in a bikini.
"All right, number four..."
Wait, you don't know what that sounds like.
Stand aside.
Listen, you dogs, with one small inator...
My inator.
...we've moved the Earth into an early autumn.
Now, we, the collective scientific genius of Love Muffin,
have created an inizor
10 times the size and strength. (ALL GASPING)
Capable of moving the Earth so far away from the sun,
we will bring about a new ice age!
So, if you value your puny lives,
you will meet all the demands on our list,
or pay the consequences!
Is it just me, or is this getting out of hand?
(SPEAKING SPANISH)
Seriously? Someone moved the Earth, and it wasn't you?
Any chance it could spontaneously go back to the way it was?
We can't take that chance, Candace.
We'll never have another summer if our plan doesn't work.
Plan? What plan?
We're building this massive rocket engine
to put on top of Mount Danville.
One measly rocket on one mountain
isn't gonna move the Earth, Phineas.
That's why we've enlisted the help of other kids around the world.
See? There's Floria and Abdul on Mount Kilimanjaro,
Ganash and Kabul on Mount Everest,
Vsevolod and Vanko at the top of Mount Elbrus,
and Lupert and Eorpwald on Mount Haggenhuge.
Eorpwald is the goat.
While they finish fine-tuning,
we'll move our rocket up to Mount Danville.
Then everyone turns them on, and the Earth goes back to the way it was?
Sort of, but the burners all need to be synchronized through this control panel.
Otherwise, we risk ripping the Earth's crust apart.
Do you think you could stay here and help control the thrust?
These look quite simple level controls.
PHINEAS: Yeah, pretty much the same as a sound mixer.
Except this one controls five mega rockets
capable of ripping the Earth in half.
Why can't Irving do it?
Oh, he would. But he's trending right now.
♪ Scorpions, parasites black widows, rabies
♪ Sunburn, frostbite head trauma, scabies
♪ Don't even get me started about mosquitoes
♪ Malaria
CARL: Good morning, Agent P.
Good morning, Agent P.
Well? What do you think?
Carl, the evil scientists of Love Muffin
have captured all of our agents.
Ugh! My first day on the job
and all my agents get captured.
What am I gonna do?
Simple. Let's go get 'em.
But we're seriously outnumbered.
Maybe, but we have the advantage.
We have the best agent with us
and we have the element of surprise.
We can't lose.
All right. Perry, Monty, let's go rescue our agents.
Let's go rescue our agents.
Let's go... Oh, I'm coming.
Oh, there's Kilimanjaro.
Phineas, Floria and Abdul's rocket is ready. That's all of them.
PHINEAS: (ON RADIO) Okay, Candace, we're on our way to Mount Danville.
Lock down the capsule and stand by.
Oh, I sure hope there aren't any spiders in here.
Okay, Ferb, let's put it down right there.
Come on, everyone. Let's get this thing online.
I'm linking up with the other rockets.
Is everyone ready out there?
Mount Kilimanjaro? ABDUL: Check.
Mount Everest? KABUL: Check.
Mount Haggenhuge? Mount Haggenhuge?
(EORPWALD BLEATING)
Uh-oh. Mount Haggenhuge,
your rocket has gone offline. Can you fix it?
(POWERING UP)
(BEEPING)
All systems are green. PHINEAS: Check.
Firing up Mount Danville.
you're good to go. Roger.
Target destination activated.
Engaging thrusters.
(BEEPING)
Phineas, it's working! The Earth is moving back into position.
Just a couple more minutes and we'll have our summer back.
RODNEY: Well, that was fun.
We should go get ice cream more often.
Did you have to order for all of us, Rodney?
I'm not crazy about this new grilled cheese flavor.
You get what you get, and you don't get upset. Wow, he's strict.
I think we've given the world leaders enough time.
Let's see if they've submitted to our list of demands.
Well, what have you got to say for yourselves?
Uh... You'll be happy to know that we've,
uh, met all of your demands except for the, uh, pretzel thing.
What? How dare you? Do you know what this means?
Look, we're sorry.
Uh, we had them, but the Vice President
left the tub on the roof of the car. And we, uh...
No pretzels, no deal.
You have doomed the Earth to perpetual winter.
(ALARM BLARING)
Uh, Phineas, the holographic thingie
shows that the Earth is moving in the wrong direction.
Well, that makes no sense.
It should be working.
Maybe it needs more power.
I'm increasing the burn.
No, Candace, don't! Never push it into the red.
That's a bad thing. Turn down the thrusters.
This must be a special episode.
He's yelling at his sister again.
(SCREAMING) (POWER SHUTS DOWN)
Uh, Phineas? What happened?
You must have overloaded the power relay on the control panel.
You're going to have to get a spare
electromagnetic coupling fuse.
Where would I find a thing like that?
Ferb has one in the box in the attic.
The attic? Where all the spiders are?
Yeah, the attic.
(CANDACE SCREAMING)
(CANDACE'S SCREAM ECHOING)
That's just the building settling again.
RODNEY: Now, the world knows that Love Muffin's
not an organization to be trifled with.
DOOFENSHMIRTZ: Yeah, meanwhile, you may have plunged
the Earth into another ice age.
The world is ours for the taking.
But this is crazy talk! I'm an evil scientist, not a mad scientist.
There's a difference. Subtle, I grant you, but... But still, you know,
I don't really like the new direction this organization is taking
and I think we need a little fresh air.
You also need a chiropractor, Slouchy.
(ALL LAUGHING) Good one.
Because he slouches.
And as an agent, you get to wear a nifty fedora.
I made that one out of an old newspaper.
Yes, sir, OWCA is perfect for a guy like you,
but, sadly, not for me.
Yeah, things are tough all over, bub.
What? Doofenshmirtz!
Wait, do I... Do I know you?
Major Monogram!
Francis, what happened to you? Look at...
(STUTTERS) You're a washed-up mess!
This whole weather thing is your fault, you know.
My fault? Okay, technically it's my fault.
But if you weren't sitting around in a cold alley,
whining to rats and feeling sorry for yourself,
this whole situation wouldn't have gotten so out of control!
Before, I was a regular evil scientist.
And now, suddenly I'm part of this big organization of super villains
bent on world domination.
The point is you should have been there to stop me, and you weren't.
Huh, two cents.
There's the warehouse. Come on.
(GRUNTING) Oh...
Guys, little help?
(BEEPING)
What do you say, Perry? Think we can take 'em?
All right, you goons.
You take two, and I'll take two.
(RUMBLING)
(GROWLING) Great.
They have a cave troll. Run!
(PANTING)
Perry, split up.
(GRUNTS)
(GASPS) Thanks, Carl.
(GROWLING)
(GROWLS)
Ooh!
Wow, good work, Agent P.
Great. Now we get all his health. (SNORING)
You play way too many video games, man.
Come on, Candace, you can do this.
What's a couple of little spiders compared to the fate of the world?
Oh, who am I kidding? I need support. (DIALING PHONE)
Stacy, I really need your help.
STACEY: Sorry, Candace. No can do.
I have to stay put until the swelling goes down.
Are you okay? I'll be fine.
But until then, you're on your own.
Well, she's no help.
I'm gonna have to do this myself.
It's just you and me, attic.
You and me, and about ten hundred gazillion spiders.
Oh, I can't do this!
(SQUEAKING)
Okay, I've had time to think it over,
and we need to put the world back.
I, for one, do not want to live in a perpetual winter.
Scoot over, Rodney.
Your betrayal doesn't surprise me, Heinz.
Step aside.
Hey, what are you doing?
RODNEY: Just to show you who's boss,
I am going to move the Earth even further from the sun!
There's Ferb's box, way over there.
Oh, who am I kidding? I can't go way over there.
Candace? (YELPS)
Phineas, how did you get up here?
I'm using the Ferbographic technology.
What's taking so long? Did you find the box?
Well, it's right over there, by all those spider webs.
Be a pal and grab it for me, will you? What?
No, I... I can't pick it up. I'm a hologram.
You have to do it. But I can't.
Well, what's the matter, Candace?
It's my fear of spiders.
I've been trying to overcome it all day.
Well, that is a valid fear.
You should be cautious around some spid...
Come on, you've already done so many brave things.
And what about that time you got that really big bird to quit pecking our house?
Or when you climbed up on the motor of our baguette boat
after I gave you a similar pep-talk?
Yeah! You know what? You're right.
If I could do that, then I should be able to walk across the attic, right?
Heck, I don't even remember what I was afraid of.
Spiders. (SCREAMS) Uh!
Candace, you forgot the box.
We've gotta get up there and stop them from firing that inator.
Not so fast, Monty Monogram.
Take it easy. We don't want any trouble!
What? Now that we have all of OWCA's agents,
nothing can stop us.
MONOGRAM: That's where you're wrong.
CARL: Major Monogram!
I'm back. And I brought some help.
(WHISTLING)
(ALL GROWLING)
(SPEAKING SPANISH)
(ALL YELLING)
(CROAKING)
(SQUEALS)
(BOTH GRUNTING)
(LOWING)
This is the same brawl we had earlier.
So? No, I'm just saying.
(SPEAKING SPANISH)
He's right. Let's get out of here.
That's not what he said, but yes, we should get out of here.
Candace, you're not giving up, are you? CANDACE: No!
Today, I face my fear.
Back off, spiders! Candice is in the attic.
Now we're talking!
Ha! Take that, you little...
(SCREAMS)
Wow, I guess there are a lot of spiders up here.
(GRUNTS)
(SCREAMING)
You're just gonna have to reach past that spider.
Are you kidding me?
Candace, the fate of the world is at stake.
Okay, 5-year-old me, here we go.
Gotta reach it.
A little bit further.
That's it.
I got it! Great work, Candace!
You go down and put the fuse in,
I'll go back and tell the guys.
And well done.
In your face, arachnid!
Candace did it, Isabella. She got the fuse.
Uh, Phineas, one of the main locking bolts
came loose on the rocket, and,
uh... Huh.
Yeah, we should probably fix that before Candace puts the fuse back.
(GRUNTING)
Oh, this is just ridiculous.
You and I should just... Oh, look, a horse in a bookcase.
A what? (YELLS)
Ha! Now to move the Earth into a new ice age.
CANDACE: Why isn't this thing going in?
What is it? "Righty loosey, tighty-whitey?"
Phineas, this thing ain't budging.
Candace? Candace? Why isn't this com-link working?
The rocket is blocking the signal.
We've got to get up there.
There, I've disabled the reverse switch
and the self-destruct button.
So there's no... (GRUNTING)
Nobody messes with my self-destruct button!
You make a pretty good fulcrum there, Rodney.
Well, at least we're out of danger.
We've gotta get that rocket into position,
or the planet could be torn apart!
CANDACE: Come on, you stupid thing, get in there.
(GRUNTING)
The fuse is in. Okay, I'm gonna fire up the engines.
Whoa!
It's not moving, Phineas.
It's like something's resisting our jets.
I was afraid of that.
Listen, push the rockets up
But, Phineas, you said that would be bad!
Well, there is a slight chance of pulling the planet apart.
That's a bad thing!
It's our only chance, Candace.
We should be okay if you just do it slow and steady.
Oh, just like the rabbit in the story.
Yes, exact... Wait, no! Like the turtle! Like the turtle!
Slow and steady.
(BEEPING)
Look, Doofenshmirtz is trying to destroy the inator.
Come on, he needs help!
(ALL SCREAMING)
Hang on, sir.
Nice catch, Carl.
I don't know what's going on anymore.
Unless I missed my guess, the Earth is moving again.
You better shut down the rockets, Candace.
Gotta get to the controls.
Almost th... (YELPS)
It stopped.
We're not moving anymore.
Candace, you did it.
What? I did? Huh, what do you know? I did.
Ah, summer. Welcome back.
Yeah, well, that's to be expected.
Come on, Rodenstein, you're coming with me.
See you later, Slouchy.
Yeah, well, you... (GRUNTING)
I can never come up with anything quick enough.
Doofenshmirtz, you just saved the world. Thank you.
You're welcome, Francis. Put her there.
Psych! I'm still evil. (LAUGHING)
Yes. Yes, you are.
(HELICOPTER APPROACHING)
Well, Monogram, nice work. Thank you, sir.
Unfortunately, we're still not getting our deposit back on that rental hall,
and that's really broken the budget.
I'm afraid we had to close OWCA.
Sir, why don't you start a new agency?
Good idea. What do we call it?
Well, looks like the name OWCA just became available.
Great! Let's call our new organization that and move there.
And to keep costs down, we're gonna have to cut some
Colonel Contraction, your services will no longer be required.
Yeah, well, that's to be expected.
I think this belongs to you, sir.
You keep that one, Carl.
Welcome back, sir.
Everything's all right. We're all outside.
Oh, sweet sunshine.
Yes, well... Terra firma! Lovely top soil.
Um, we'll, we'll just be going then, shall we?
Bye, Saul.
Ugh, kissed a bug.
There she is. The hero of the day.
Nice going, Candace.
Hey, where did the command center go?
Probably the same place the last one went.
You really did a good job, Candace.
Yeah, not only did we save the world,
but I did everything I promised 5-year-old me I'd do.
Let's all pretend like we understood that.
Well, now that we have summer back, what should we do?
Oh! Oh! I got an idea. (ROCK MUSIC PLAYING)
(CROWD CHEERING)
♪ Come on everyone
ALL: ♪ We're having a party
♪ Dancing in the sun
ALL: ♪ We're having a party
♪ And you know we're not done
ALL: ♪ We're having a party
PHINEAS: ♪ Every corner of the world, yeah
ALL: ♪ 'Cause it's summer
♪ Summer all over the...
ALL: Buford!
I think there must be something wrong with this program.
♪ Everybody Doodly doodly dee...
ALL: Dengue fever!
♪ Diddly diddly doo
ALL: Whooping cough!
♪ If you go into the woods
♪ Then this will happen to you ♪
(ALL CHEERING)
Nature is gross. Thank you!
Thank you very much.
My mom taught me that song!
ALL: Buford!