我知道你在想什么了 Now, I know what you're thinking.
你肯定很惊讶 "索尔进笼子了 我是怎么办到的" "Oh, no! Thor's in a cage. How did this happen?"
有些时候 为了得到明确的答复 Well, sometimes you have to get captured
你得先束手就擒 just to get a straight answer out of somebody.
这说来话长了 我也算是个英雄了 It's a long story, but basically, I'm a bit of a hero.
我在地球上待过一段时间 See, I spent some time on Earth...
跟机器人大军打打架 拯救了几次地球 Fought some robots, saved the planet a couple of times.
然后我为了找些什么五颜六色的 有魔力的 Then I went searching through the cosmos
无限宝石：共有六个 分别为空间宝石 心灵宝石 力量宝石 现实宝石 时间宝石 灵魂宝石 叫无限宝石的玩意 找遍了整个宇宙 for some magic, colorful Infinity Stone things.
结果没找到 Didn't find any.
从那时起 我就走上了死亡 与毁灭之路 That's when I came across a path of death and destruction,
所以我就一路进了这笼子 which led me all the way here into this cage,
遇见了你 where I met you.
你觉得我们还会在这呆多久 How much longer do you think we'll be here?
奥丁的儿子 索尔 Thor, son of Odin.
苏尔特尔：火焰巨人 穆斯贝尔海姆[阿斯加德统领的九界之一]的统治者 婊子的儿子 苏尔特尔 Surtur, son of a bitch.
你居然没死呢 You're still alive.
我还以为我父亲 差不多五十万年前就杀了你吧 I thought my father killed you a half a million years ago.
在我完成我的使命 I cannot die.
摧毁你的家园之前 Not until I fulfill my destiny
我是不会死的 and lay waste to your home.
说到这个就很有意思了 It's funny you should mention that.
我最近做了一些噩梦 Because I've been having these terrible dreams of late.
阿斯加德陷入熊熊大火 化为废墟 而你 Asgard up in flames, falling to ruins.
苏尔特尔 正在四处搞破坏呢 And you, Surtur, are at the center of all of them.
那你就是预见了诸神黄昏 阿斯加德的覆灭 Then you have seen Ragnarok, the fall of Asgard.
- 伟大的预言 - 慢着 -The great prophecy... -Hang on.
慢着 Hang on.
我们待会再讲具体细节 I'll be back around shortly.
我真觉得说不定我们心灵相通呢 I really feel like we were connecting there.
我们继续谈谈这个"诸神黄昏"吧 给我介绍一下那是什么 Okay, so Ragnarok. Tell me about that. Walk me through it.
我的时代已经来临 My time has come.
当我的皇冠与永恒之火重聚 When my crown is reunited with the Eternal Flame,
我的力量将完全恢复 I shall be restored to my full might.
我会长的比那些山峰还要高大 I will tower over the mountains,
利剑： 苏尔特尔的巨型火剑“暮光之剑” 然后我要把我的利剑 深深的刺入阿斯加德 and bury my sword deep in Asgard's...
慢着 等一下 Hang on. Give it a second.
我发誓我没乱动 这链子怎么老是转啊转的 I swear, I'm not even moving. It's just doing this on its own.
老是这样子.. I'm really sorry.
让我理解一下你刚刚说的话 Okay, so let me get this straight.
永恒之火：奥丁将此宝物从苏尔特尔处夺走 巨剑以此火淬炼后可以毁灭神界 你要把你的皇冠 放入永恒之火 You're going to put your crown into the Eternal Flame
然后你的体型就突然变得像房子那么大? and then you'll suddenly grow as big as a house?
是像山那么大! A mountain!
你说的永恒之火 就是奥丁锁在阿斯加德藏宝库里的那个? The Eternal Flame that Odin keeps locked away on Asgard?
奥丁现在不在阿斯加德 Odin is not on Asgard.
你也没法回去 阿斯加德毫无反抗之力 And your absence has left the throne defenseless.
所以你说的这个皇冠在哪 Okay, so where is it? This crown?
这就是我的皇冠 我的力量之源 This is my crown, the source of my power.
那是皇冠么 我还以为那是块大眉毛呢 Oh, that's a crown. I thought it was a big eyebrow.
那就是个皇冠 It's a crown.
不管怎么说 似乎要阻止这个诸神黄昏 Anyway, it sounds like all I have to do to stop Ragnarok
我得把那玩意从你头上扯下来? is rip that thing off your head.
诸神黄昏已经开始了 But Ragnarok has already begun.
你无法阻止 You cannot stop it.
我是阿斯加德的末日 你的末日也要来临了 I am Asgard's doom, and so are you.
你们都将陷入痛苦 陷入火焰 All will suffer, all will burn.
听上去很刺激嘛 That's intense.
说实话 看你体型变得那么大 To be honest, seeing you grow really big
在一整个星球上放起大火 那场景肯定颇为壮观 and set fire to a planet would be quite the spectacle.
但我觉得还是不要这样吧 But it looks like I'm gonna have to choose option B,
我要挣脱锁链 where I bust out of these chains,
把你头上那皇冠扯下来 然后放到阿斯加德的藏宝库里 knock that tiara off your head, and stash it away in Asgard's vault.
你无法阻止诸神黄昏 You cannot stop Ragnarok.
干嘛白费力气呢 Why fight it?
因为 英雄一般都这么干 Because that's what heroes do.
等一下 抱歉 我时间没算好 Wait, I'm sorry. I didn't time that right.
就是现在! And, now!
BGM：《Immigrant song》 - Led Zeppelin[英国摇滚乐队齐柏林飞艇]
奥丁之子 你犯了个严重的错误 You have made a grave mistake, Odinson.
我天天都在犯严重的错误 I make grave mistakes all the time.
看起来目前还挺顺利的 Everything seems to work out.
海姆达尔 我知道有我段时间没联系你了 但我真的需要你快把我带出去 Heimdall, I know it's been a while, but I could really use a fast exit.
海姆达尔 Heimdall?
海姆达尔就是个蠢货 Heimdall was an idiot.
这工作本来能让他赚上一笔的 This job should have made him rich.
这不是份轻松的工作 Now, the job ain't easy
但也有一些好处 but it does have its benefits.
彩虹桥能让我接触到九大王国的各种好宝贝 The Bifrost gives me access to everything the Nine Realms has to offer.
对我来说 那些都是唾手可得的 I mean, it's all mine for the taking.
看好喽 Behold...
这些都是我的宝贝 My stuff.
我特别喜欢这玩意 I'm particularly fond of these.
米德加德：漫威宇宙九大世界之一 即地球 这是我在米德加德上一个叫德克萨斯的地方搞到的 I pulled them out of a place on Midgard called Texas.
我给它们取了名字 一个叫"毁" 一个叫"灭" I even named them. Des and Troy.
你们想啊 如果把他们放到一起 You see, when you put them together,
他们就能毁灭一切 they destroy.
海姆达尔 快点啊 Heimdall, come on.
别动 Stay!
海姆达尔 我快走投无路了 Heimdall? I'm running short on options.
海姆达尔 Heimdall?
史克吉 Skurge?
这是不是什么重要的情况 Is that important?
你们有眼福了 You girls are in for a treat.
美女们! Girls!
好吧 看看这位突然冲进来的家伙啊 Well, well, well. Look who decided to pop in.
把我的女伴们吓走 还搞的我的工作室满地脑浆 多谢您了 Thanks for scaring away my company and drenching my workplace in brains.
你是谁 Who are you?
华纳海姆之战：发生在《雷神2》开场 你不记得我了么 我是史克吉 我们在华纳海姆并肩作战过的 Don't you remember? I'm Skurge. We fought together on Vanaheim.
好吧 海姆达尔在哪 Right. Where is Heimdall?
那个叛徒么 没人知道他在哪 他现在是个逃犯 That traitor. No one knows. He's a fugitive of the throne.
叛徒? Traitor?
是啊 奥丁指控海姆达尔犯了玩忽职守罪 Yeah. You see, Odin charged Heimdall with negligence of duty
审判前海姆达尔就不知所踪了 but he disappeared before the trial.
毕竟他能看见宇宙万物 还是很难抓住他的 Hard to catch a guy who can see everything in the universe.
是啊 Sure.
请等一下 我应该向大家宣布你已经来了 Hold on. I'm supposed to announce your arrival.
这是个什么玩意 What the hell is that?
哥哥 我不行了 Oh, brother. This is it.
我怕是挺不住了 I take my leave.
愚蠢的弟弟 你从来就不听话 You fool, you didn't listen!
是我不好 I'm sorry.
希芙 快去求救 Lady Sif, get help!
来人哪 救救我们 Somebody, help!
对不起 都是我的错 Sorry for all I've done.
没事的 你要挺住 It's all right. Hold on.
对不起 我不该去征服地球 I'm sorry I tried to rule Earth.
小剧场：此处表演《雷神2》中索尔误以为中剑的洛基即将死去 洛基由马特·达蒙扮演 而雷神则由索尔现实中的亲哥哥卢克·海姆斯沃斯扮演
能被你征服是他们的福气 They'd be lucky to have you.
宇宙魔方的事 真的很抱歉 I'm sorry about that thing with the Tesseract.
- 我就是控制不住我自己 - 我明白 -I just couldn't help myself. -I know.
我是个狡猾奸诈的人 I'm a trickster.
是的 特别诡计多端 So mischievous.
青蛙雷神：漫画中 洛基篡权夺位时将索尔变成青蛙 对 还有我那次不应该把你变成青蛙 Sorry about that time I turned you into a frog.
我是开玩笑的 It was a wonderful joke.
那可真是非常好笑啊 'Twas indeed hilarious.
你是阿斯加德的救世主 You are the savior of Asgard.
- 传颂我的事迹 - 我会的 -Tell my story. -I will.
为我建一座雕像 Build a statue for me.
我们会为你立一座巨大的雕像 We will build a big statue for you.
要给我戴头盔 有弯弯犄角的那个 With my helmet on, with the big bendy horns.
我会告诉父亲你的英勇事迹 I will tell Father what you did here today.
我做这些才不是为了他 I didn't do it for him.
我做这些才不是 为了他 I didn't do it for him.
不！！！ No!
就这样 洛基伤重不治 And so, Loki died of his wounds,
献出了宝贵的生命 giving his life for ours.
他与那些邪恶的精灵英勇地搏斗 He fought back those disgusting elves,
为世界带来了和平 he brought peace to the realm.
洛基 我的孩子 Loki, my boy...
许多年前我在冰封之地的战场上 发现你的时候 'Twas many moons ago I found you on that frostbitten battlefield.
我没预见到 On that day, I did not yet see in you
你会成为阿斯加德的救世主 Asgard's savior. No.
没有 那时你只是一个蓝皮肤的冰宝宝 You were merely a little blue baby icicle
但却融化了我这个老糊涂的心 that melted this old fool's heart.
太棒了 太棒了 无与伦比 Bravo! Bravo! Well done. Bravo.
父亲 Father.
该死 Shit.
我的儿子索尔回来了 My son, Thor, has returned!
欢迎你回来 我的孩子 Greetings, my boy.
这剧还挺有意思的 叫什么名字 It's an interesting play. What's it called?
阿斯加德洛基之殇 这是人们对他深切的的缅怀 The Tragedy of Loki of Asgard. The people wanted to commemorate him.
他们确实应该这么做 Indeed they should.
我喜欢那座雕像 I like the statue.
比他活着时候的样子好看多了 A lot better looking than he was when he was alive, though.
可能差了点阴险狡诈 头发也没那么油腻 A little less weaselly, less greasy, maybe.
您知道这是什么吗 Do you know what this is?
苏尔特尔的头骨 那可是件厉害的武器 The skull of Surtur. That's a formidable weapon!
拜托你一件事 把这个锁在藏宝库里 Do me a favor. Lock this away in a vault
以免它再变成个大怪物 摧毁整个星球 so it doesn't turn into a giant monster and destroy the whole planet.
谢谢你 亲爱的 Thank you, dear.
所以 你现在要回地球去了 是不是 So it's back to Midgard for you, is it?
不是 其实 Nope.
我最近一直在重复同一个噩梦 I've been having this reoccurring dream lately.
每次做梦 我都看到阿斯加德成了一片焦土 Every night, I see Asgard fall into ruins.
那只是个愚蠢的梦 That's just a silly dream,
你的想象力过分活跃了 signs of an overactive imagination.
可能吧 Possibly.
但我还是决定出去调查一下 But then I decide to go out there and investigate.
我所看到的是 九界一片混乱无序 And what do I find, but the Nine Realms completely in chaos.
阿斯加德的敌人们蠢蠢欲动 密谋置我们于死地 Enemies of Asgard assembling, plotting our demise,
而你 奥丁 作为九界的守护者 all while you, Odin, the protector of those Nine Realms,
却穿着睡袍坐在这儿吃着葡萄 are sitting here in your bathrobe, eating grapes.
我觉得还是应该尊重我们邻居的自由 Yes, it is best to respect our neighbors' freedom.
对 没错 坐视他们被屠戮殆尽 Yes, of course, the freedom to be massacred.
你说得对 其实我最近一直都在忙着 Yes, besides I've been rather busy myself.
看话剧? Watching theater.
御前会议 安保会议 还有 Board meetings, and security council meetings...
- 你真的要逼我那么做吗 - 做什么 -You're really gonna make me do it? -Do what?
你懂的 雷霆之锤回到我手中之前 没有什么能够阻止它 You know that nothing will stop Mjolnir as it returns to my hand.
你的臭脸也阻止不了 Not even your face.
你完全疯了 你 你会因此被处死 You've gone quite mad. You'll be executed for this.
那咱们就另一个世界见 老弟 Then I'll see you on the other side, brother.
好吧 我屈服了 All right, I yield.
小心 Behold!
索尔 Thor...
- 奥丁森 - 不 -Odinson. -No.
我没让你干别的 就这么一件事 You had one job. Just the one.
奥丁在哪 Where's Odin?
你就不能躲得远一点儿吗 没有你一切都完美无缺 You just couldn't stay away, could you? Everything was fine without you.
阿斯加德一样繁荣 你的出现毁了这一切 Asgard was prospering. You've ruined everything.
- 问问他们吧 问啊 - 父王在哪里 你是不是害了他的性命 -Ask them. -Where's Father? Did you kill him?
你如愿以偿了 你不是一直都要独立自主吗 You had what you wanted. You had the independence you asked for.
疼 疼 好吧 我知道他在哪儿 Okay. I know exactly where he is.
绿荫园护理中心
索尔手中的雨伞由雷神之锤化成
我发誓我把他留在这儿了 I swear I left him right here.
是留在人行道上了 还是留在那个正拆着的楼里了 Right here on the sidewalk, or right there where the building is being demolished?
安排得真好 Great planning.
我怎么知道会这样 How was I supposed to know?
我不能预知未来 我又不是巫师 Can't see into the future. I'm not a witch.
你不是 那干嘛这身打扮 No? Then why do you dress like one?
- 嘿 - 真不敢相信你还活着 -Hey. -I can't believe you're alive.
我看着你咽气 我为你哀悼 我为你哭泣 I saw you die. I mourned you, I cried for you.
好吧 我受宠若惊 I'm honored.
去问问他啊 Ask him.
嗨 我们能和你合个影吗 Hi. Would you mind taking a picture with us?
当然可以 Sure.
赶紧想想他到底在哪儿 Start figuring out where he is.
我的天 Oh, my God.
听说简把你甩了 别难过 Sorry to hear that Jane dumped you.
她可没甩我 She didn't dump me, you know.
是我甩的她 我们是互相甩的 I dumped her. It was a mutual dumping.
这是什么 你 你在干什么 What's this? What are you doing?
这不是我干的 This isn't me.
洛基 Loki.
布里克街 177A
索尔·奥丁森 Thor Odinson.
雷霆之神 God of Thunder.
你可以把伞放下了 You can put down the umbrella.
地球现在 有巫师了? So, Earth has wizards now?
正确的说法应该是 秘术法师 The preferred term is "Master of the Mystic Arts."
你就把那个放那吧 You can leave that now.
好吧 巫师 你是谁 找我什么事 All right, wizard. Who are you? Why should I care?
我是史蒂芬·斯特兰奇医生 我有些问题想问你 My name is Doctor Stephen Strange, and I have some questions for you.
请坐吧 Take a seat.
茶 Tea?
我从不喝茶 I don't drink tea.
好吧 那你喝什么 What do you drink?
不是茶就行 Not tea.
所以 我一直在监视那些来自其它世界的人和事物 So, I keep a watch list of individuals and beings from other realms
因为他们可能是这个世界潜在的威胁 that may be a threat to this world.
你们家那个收养的弟弟 洛基 就是其中之一 Your adopted brother, Loki, is one of those beings.
他可真是当之无愧 He's a worthy inclusion.
那你为什么还要带他来这儿 Then why bring him here?
我们在找我的父亲 We're looking for my father.
如果我告诉你奥丁在哪儿 So, if I were to tell you where Odin was,
所有相关人等就会立刻返回阿斯加德吗 all parties concerned would promptly return to Asgard?
立刻就走 Promptly.
好极了 那我来帮你 Great! Then I'll help you.
此处剧情衔接奇异博士的彩蛋
如果你知道他在哪儿 为什么不给我打个电话 If you knew where he was, why didn't you call me?
我得跟你说清楚 你父王不愿意被打扰的态度很坚决 I have to tell you, he was adamant that he not be disturbed.
他选择放逐自己一段时间 Your father said he had chosen to remain in exile.
而且你也没有电话 And you don't have a phone.
我是没有那个 电话 No, I don't have a phone,
但是你可以发个电子信啊 那个叫电子邮件的东西 but you could have sent an electronic letter. It's called an email.
- 没错 你有电脑吗 - 没有 那是干什么用的 -Yeah, do you have a computer? -No. What for?
算了 我父亲的放逐到此为止 Anyway, my father is no longer in exile.
你赶快告诉我他在哪儿 我就把他带回家去 So if you could tell me where he is, I can take him home.
没问题 他现在在挪威 Gladly. He's in Norway.
我来看看这个咒语 要不要加点阿斯加德语的调整 I'm just seeing whether this incantation requires any Asgardian modifications.
看来不用 Nope.
我们不需要那个 We don't need that.
你能不能住手 Will you stop doing that?
我能 拿你 头上的一绺头发吗 I need just one strand of your hair.
我警告你 谁也别想乱搞我的头发 Let me explain something. My hair is not to be meddled with.
咱们好好走过来不行吗 We could have just walked.
他正在等着你呢 He's waiting for you.
好吧 All right.
别忘了带上你的伞 Don't forget your umbrella.
对 Yes.
抱歉 Sorry.
好啦 There we go.
你还得把我弟弟还给我 I suppose I'll need my brother back.
当然了 Yeah. Right.
我下坠了三十分钟 I have been falling for 30 minutes!
现在他应该老实多了 You can handle him from here.
对 当然了 非常感谢你的帮助 Yes. Of course. Thank you very much for your help.
祝你好运 Good luck.
老实多了 你谁啊 Handle me? Who are you?
洛基 Loki.
你以为你是什么大法师 You think you're some kind of sorcerer?
想都别想 你这个二流业余 Don't think for one minute, you second-rate...
好啦 再会 Bye-bye.
父亲 Father?
看看这个地方 太美了 Look at this place. It's beautiful.
父亲 是我们 Father, it's us.
我的儿子们 My sons.
我在等你们 I've been waiting for you.
我知道 我们是来接您回家的 I know. We've come to take you home.
回家 对 Home, yes.
你的母亲 她在召唤我 Your mother, she calls me.
听到了吗 Do you hear it?
洛基 解除你的魔法 Loki, lift your magic.
摆脱你的魔法还挺不容易的 Took me quite a while to break free from your spell.
弗瑞卡一定会很骄傲的 Frigga would have been proud.
陪我坐会儿吧 我的时间不多了 Come and sit with me. I don't have much time.
我知道我们辜负了您 I know we failed you.
但是我们会改正的 But we can make this right.
是我辜负了你们 I failed you.
诸神黄昏 已经降临了 It is upon us. Ragnarok.
我阻止了诸神黄昏 我了结了苏尔特尔 No, I've stopped Ragnarok. I put an end to Surtur.
不 No.
一切已经开始了 她要来了 It has already begun. She's coming.
我用尽我的一生去阻止她 但我时日不多了 My life was all that held her back. But my time has come.
我已经对她无能为力了 I cannot keep her away any longer.
父亲 您说的到底是谁 Father, who are you talking about?
死亡女神 海拉 Goddess of Death. Hela.
我的第一个孩子 My firstborn.
你的姐姐 Your sister.
您的什么 Your what?
她的野心膨胀到我无法控制 Her violent appetites grew beyond my control.
我阻止不了她 于是我囚禁了她 把她关了起来 I couldn't stop her, so I imprisoned her. Locked her away.
她的力量源于阿斯加德 She draws her strength from Asgard,
一旦她到了那里 她的力量将会无穷无尽 and once she gets there, her powers will be limitless.
无论她是什么 我们都能联手阻止她 我们可以一起面对她 Whatever she is, we can stop her together. We can face her together.
我们不能了 No, we won't.
我已经在另一条路上了 I'm on a different path now.
你们得独自面对了 This you must face alone.
我爱你们 我的孩子们 I love you, my sons.
看那边 Look at that.
记住这个地方 Remember this place.
家园 Home.
老兄 Brother.
这就是你干的好事 This was your doing.
这么说他已经死了 So he's gone.
真遗憾 我挺想亲眼看着他死的 That's a shame. I would've liked to have seen that.
你就是海拉 You must be Hela.
死神海拉：奥丁之女 索尔的姐姐[电影中有所改动] 漫画中是洛基和女巨人安格尔波达（Angrboda）的女儿
我是索尔 奥丁之子 I'm Thor, son of Odin.
真的吗 你和他一点也不像 Really? You don't look like him.
也许我们可以商量商量 Perhaps we can come to an arrangement.
你倒挺像他的 You sound like him.
跪下 Kneel.
你说什么 Beg your pardon?
跪下 Kneel.
在你们的女王面前 Before your queen.
我可不这么觉得 I don't think so.
这不可能 It's not possible.
小可爱 你根本不知道什么叫可能 Darling, you have no idea what's possible.
把我们带回去 Bring us back!
不 No!
洛基 Loki!
你是谁 你把索尔怎么样了 Who are you? What have you done with Thor?
我是海拉 I'm Hela.
我只是个看门的 I'm just a janitor.
你看上去挺机灵的 懂得审时度势 You look like a smart boy with good survival instincts.
想不想为我效力呀 How would you like a job?
你是斗士吗 Are you a fighter?
还是普通人 Or are you food?
我只是路过而已 I'm just passing through.
那就是普通人了 It is food.
给我跪下 On your knees.
他是我的了 He's mine.
等等 Wait!
他是我的 He's mine.
所以你们想要抓走他 得先过我这关 So if you want him, you go through me.
但是他现在在我们手上 But we've already got him.
行吧 那我就过你们这关 All right, then. I guess I go through you.
又来群普通人了 More food.
谢谢你 Thank you.
这是拾荒战士142 我需要通关并和老板见面 Scrapper 142. I need clearance and an audience with the boss.
我有特别的东西要带给他 I've got something special.
你要把我带哪儿去 Hey! Where are you taking me?
回答我 Answer me!
嘿 Hey!
我是索尔 奥丁之子 我得回到阿斯加德去 I am Thor, son of Odin. I need to get back to Asgard.
万分抱歉 王子殿下 Many apologies, your majesty.
我注意到了 你们对我知之甚少 It's come to my attention that you don't know who I am.
我叫 海拉 奥丁的第一子嗣 I am Hela, Odin's firstborn,
阿斯加德军团的正统领导人 the commander of the Legions of Asgard,
王位的第一继承人 人称死亡女神 the rightful heir to the throne, and the Goddess of Death.
先王已死 My father is dead.
王子们也不在了 不必提醒我了 As are the princes. You're welcome.
我们曾经是这个宇宙中绝对力量的象征 We were once the seat of absolute power in the cosmos.
没有人胆敢挑战我们的权威 Our supremacy was unchallenged.
但是奥丁却止步于九界 Yet Odin stopped at Nine Realms.
我们注定要统治一切 Our destiny is to rule over all others.
我回来就是要为了重整雄风 And I am here to restore that power.
臣服于我 Kneel before me
我将引领你们踏上荣耀的征途 and rise into the ranks of my great conquest.
不管你是什么人 Whoever you are,
不管你干了什么 立刻投降 whatever you've done, surrender now!
否则就别怪我们不客气 Or we will show you no mercy.
不管我是什么人 你到底听见我刚才说的话没有 Whoever I am? Did you listen to a word I said?
这是最后一次警告了 This is your last warning!
我还以为见到我你们会很高兴呢 I thought you'd be happy to see me.
那好吧 Fine.
冲啊 Charge!
哦 我真是怀念这种感觉 I've missed this.
但是 真是可悲 Still, it's a shame.
英勇的士兵战死得毫无意义 Good soldiers dying for nothing,
全是因为他们目光短浅 all because they couldn't see the future.
可悲 Sad.
噢 他还活着呢 Look, still alive.
回心转意了 Change of heart?
滚回你的巢穴去吧 Go back to whatever cave you crept out of.
你这邪恶的魔鬼 You evil demoness!
去看看我的宫殿吧 Let's go see my palace.
别害怕我们找到你了 Fear not, for you are found.
这就是你的家 你也回不去了 You are home, and there is no going back.
没有人能离开这里 No one leaves this place.
但这是什么地方 But what is this place?
这里是 萨卡星 The answer is Sakaar.
这里被宇宙通路所环绕 Surrounded by cosmic gateways,
是已知世界与未知世界的交界 Sakaar lives on the edge of the known and unknown.
这里集结了所有被遗落和被憎恶的事物 It is the collection point for all lost and unloved things.
比如你 Like you.
但是在萨卡你的意义非凡 But here on Sakaar, you are significant.
你价值连城 You are valuable.
在这里你会得到大家的爱 Here you are loved.
什么鬼 What the hell?
没有谁会比高天尊更加爱你 And no one loves you more than the Grandmaster.
他是创立者 最初的遗落者和最初的被发现者 He is the original, the first lost and the first found.
他是萨卡的奠基人 The creator of Sakaar,
是冠军之战的缔造者 and father of the Contest of Champions.
也许你曾经微不足道 但现在你举足轻重 Where once you were nothing, now you are something.
你的一切为高天尊所拥有 You are the property of the Grandmaster.
祝贺你 Congratulations!
你将会在五秒钟后谒见高天尊 You will meet the Grandmaster in five seconds.
做好准备 Prepare yourself.
你即将见到高天尊 You are now meeting the Grandmaster.
高天尊：他和收藏家都是宇宙元老会的成员 而且团队中的所有人长生不死 曾出现于银河护卫队2片尾滚动字幕的彩蛋中
真是不错 它是公的吗 He's wonderful. It is a he?
应该是的 It is a he.
142号你每次来访我都很开心 I love when you come to visit, 142.
无论什么时候 You bring me the best stuff.
你带来的永远是最好的东西 托帕兹 我们只要聊起142号 Whenever we get to talking, Topaz, about Scrapper 142,
我是怎么说的来着 她是 我是一直用'最'来形容她的 what do I always say? "She is the..." And it starts with a "B."
垃圾 Trash.
不 不是垃圾 No, not trash.
你是在故意羞辱她吗 而且那也不是'最'开头的 Were you waiting just to call her that? It doesn't start with a "B."
醉鬼 Booze hag.
非常抱歉 是最好的 我想说 是最好的 I'm so sorry. No, "best." I was thinking about "best."
我一直说你是最好的 'Cause I always say you're the best.
我最爱的冠军战士就是她带来的 She brought me my beloved champion, you know.
每次她来你都是这么说的 You say that every time she's here.
你今天给我带什么了 给我看看 What have you brought today? Tell me.
未来的冠军 A contender.
什么 A what?
我得走近点 我想仔细看看 I need to go closer. I want to get a closer look at this.
能把我挪近点吗 谢谢 Can you take us closer? Thank you.
把钱付给她 Pay this lady.
好吧 先给我等一下 Just wait a damn minute.
我可是非卖品 I'm not for sale.
天啊 他是 他是个战士 Man, he's a fighter.
我要一千万 I take 10 million.
让她做梦去吧 Tell her she's dreaming.
你别废话了 赶紧转账吧 For heaven's sakes, transfer the units.
你会为此付出代价 You'll pay for this.
不会 我已经出价了 No, I got paid for this.
现在我想知道 Here's what I wanna know.
你是谁 Who are you?
我是雷霆之神 I am the God of Thunder.
哇哦 我可没听见什么雷声 你手指头那儿是什么 小电火花 I didn't hear any thunder, but out of your fingers, was that sparkles?
我们找到你的表弟了 We've located your cousin.
太好了 Good!
来吧 我觉得你会喜欢这个的 Yeah, come on. I think you're gonna like this.
他来了 There he is.
嘿 表弟 Hey, cuz.
我们差点没找到你 你藏哪儿去了 We almost couldn't find you. What, you been hiding?
嗨 Hi.
所以 So...
求求你 Please.
对不起 I'm sorry.
是呀 Yeah.
卡罗 Carlo...
我赦免你了 I pardon you.
谢谢你 Thank you.
你的生命被正式剥夺了 You're officially pardoned. From life.
救救我 Help me.
我的天啊 Oh, my God!
蹭我脚上了 蹭我脚上了 你看看 I'm stepping in it. I'm stepping in it. Look!
哇 这味道 The smell.
闻起来像什么 What does it smell like?
像面包烤糊了的味道 Burnt toast.
我是不是有点失礼了 What happened to my manners?
我还没正式介绍我自己呢 I haven't properly introduced myself.
来吧 跟我来 Come on. Follow me.
我叫高天尊 My name is Grandmaster.
我掌管着一个名为冠军之战的小小滑稽秀 I preside over a little harlequinade called the Contest of Champions.
参与者都是些 从四面八方赶来的不情愿的家伙 People come from far and wide to unwillingly participate in it.
而你 我的朋友 将是新的出场人物 And you, my friend, might just be part of the new cast.
你意下如何 What do you say to that?
我们不是朋友 我对你的破烂比赛也没兴趣 We're not friends and I don't give a shit about your games.
我要回阿斯加德去了 I'm going back to Asgard.
阿斯缺德 Ass-gard.
一二三四 One, two, three, four.
我意识到必须要做个选择 我下方的时空恰好有个虫洞 There was a wormhole in space and time beneath me.
在那一刻 我就放手了 At that moment, I let go.
洛基 洛基 Loki?
洛基 Loki! Loki!
快过来 过来 Over here. Over here.
- 失陪了 - 洛基 -Excuse me one second. -Loki!
- 什么 - 你还活着 -What? -You're alive?
- 当然 我当然还活着 - 你在这儿干什么 -Yes, of course I'm alive. -What are you doing here?
你说我在这儿干什么 我被困在这椅子上了 What do you mean, what am I doing? I'm stuck in this stupid chair.
- 你的椅子呢 - 我没有椅子 -Where's your chair? -I didn't get a chair.
- 你赶紧帮我脱身 把我弄出去 - 不行 -Get me out of this one. Get me out. -I can't.
- 我不能 - 什么 -I can't. -What?
我和这个人成了好朋友 他叫高天尊 I've made friends with this man. He's called the Grandmaster.
- 他是个疯子 - 我现在很讨他的欢心 -He's crazy! -I've gained his favor.
彩虹桥几周前就把我送到了这里 The Bifrost brought me out here weeks ago.
- 几周前 - 对 -Weeks ago? -Yes.
我才刚到 I just got here.
你们在窃窃私语什么呢 What are you whispering about?
时间在这些地方的作用不同 Time works real different around these parts.
在其它的世界我可能得有上千万岁了 On any other world, I'd be, like, millions of years old.
但是在萨卡星 But here on Sakaar...
无论如何 你得明白 In any case, you know this...
你刚才称自己是 雷人 You call yourself Lord of Thunder?
雷霆之神 你告诉他 God of Thunder. Tell him.
我这辈子从来没见过这个人 I've never met this man in my life.
收养的：复仇者联盟中 索尔曾开玩笑说洛基是收养的 - 他是我的弟弟 - 收养来的 -He's my brother. -Adopted.
他是做战士的料吗 Is he any kind of a fighter?
你把这玩意从我脖子上弄走 我让你看看是不是 You take this thing out of my neck and I'll show you.
听听 他在威胁我呢 Now, listen to that. He's threatening me.
嘿 小火花 我们谈个条件 Hey, Sparkles, here's the deal.
如果你想回到那个阿什么 阿斯饱嗝的地方 If you wanna get back to Ass-place, Assberg...
阿斯加德 Asgard.
任何击败冠军战士的挑战者 Any contender who defeats my champion,
都将获得自由 their freedom they shall win.
行 那就快告诉我 我的对手在哪儿 让他放马过来 Fine. Then point me in the direction of whoever's ass I have to kick!
这才是挑战者该有的样子 That's what I call, contender.
你的对手 在这边 走吧 雷人 Direction would be this way, Lord.
洛基 Loki!
放松点 哥们儿 Hey. Take it easy, man.
看这边 Over here.
这堆石头跟你打招呼呢 The pile of rocks waving at you. Here.
对 我是活的 我是有生命的 Yeah, I'm actually a thing. I'm a being.
自我介绍一下 Allow me to introduce myself.
科恩格：克鲁南人 此种族也曾在雷神2开头出现过 我叫科恩格 我算是这的头儿 My name is Korg. I'm kind of like the leader in here.
我的身体是石头 这你能看得出来 但你别被吓着 I'm made of rocks, as you can see. But don't let that intimidate you.
你又不是剪刀 You don't need to be afraid unless you're made of scissors.
就是个石头剪刀布的玩笑而已啦 Just a little rock-paper-scissor joke for you.
这位是我最好的朋友 他叫米克 This is my very good friend over here, Miek.
他是个有两把手刀的虫子 He's an insect and has knives for hands.
你是个克鲁南战士 You're a Kronan, aren't you?
- 没错 - 你是怎么沦落至此的 -That I am. -How'd you end up in here?
我想发动一场起义 但是宣传单没有印够 Well, I tried to start a revolution, but didn't print enough pamphlets.
所以几乎没什么人来 除了我妈和她的小男友 我最讨厌的人 So hardly anyone turned up, except for my mum and her boyfriend, who I hate.
作为惩罚 我被发配到这 成了一名角斗士 As punishment, I was forced to be in here and become a gladiator.
总结一下 就是宣传工作没做好 Bit of a promotional disaster, that one.
但是实际上我正在谋划另一次起义 But I'm actually organizing another revolution.
不知道你对这个感不感兴趣 I don't know if you'd be interested in something like that.
你感兴趣吗 Do you reckon you'd be interested?
你 你是怎么 How did you...
不 所有的事就是个圈 Yeah, no. This whole thing is a circle.
但是不是真的圈 更像是个怪圈 But not a real circle, more like a freaky circle.
- 这完全不合理 - 对 这儿就没有合理的事 哥们儿 -This doesn't make any sense. -No, nothing makes sense here, man.
唯一合理的事 就是这里没有合理的事 The only thing that does make sense is that nothing makes sense.
这有谁参加过高天尊的冠军之战吗 Has anyone here fought the Grandmaster's champion?
道格参加过 Doug has.
道格 Doug!
不幸的是 道格死了 Our luck, Doug's dead.
没错 That's right.
所有参加过冠军之战的人都死了 Everyone who fights the Grandmaster's champion perishes.
那你呢 你的身体是石头 What about you? You're made of rocks.
石头也有生命 你看 又死了一个 Perishable rock. There you go. Another one gone.
对 我只参加些垫场赛 煽动一下观众情绪什么的 Yeah, no, I just do the smaller fights, warm up the crowd and whatnot.
稍等稍等 你不是要去跟他搏斗吧 Wait. You're not gonna face him, are you?
对 没错 Yes, I am.
我要跟他搏斗 干掉他 然后离开这个鬼地方 Gonna fight him, win, and get the hell out of this place.
道格以前也这么说 That's exactly what Doug used to say.
再会 道格二代 See you later, new Doug.
就没有人记得我吗 Does no one remember me?
你们都没学过历史吗 Has no one been taught our history?
看看这些谎言吧 Look at these lies.
游园会的交杯换盏 Goblets and garden parties?
和平协约 Peace treaties?
奥丁 Odin...
坐拥一切 得意忘形 Proud to have it,
怎么得来的你不羞愧吗 ashamed of how he got it.
右下角为洛基生父：冰霜巨人王劳菲 曾在《雷神1》中出现
我们所向披靡 We were unstoppable.
我曾是奥丁麾下的急先锋 一手缔造了阿斯加德帝国的辉煌 I was his weapon in the conquest that built Asgard's empire.
世界依次臣服于我们脚下 One by one, the realms became ours.
但是 就在那时 就因为我的雄心壮志 超越了奥丁 But then, simply because my ambition outgrew his,
他就放逐了我 囚禁了我 像对待野兽一样让我与世隔绝 he banished me, caged me, locked me away like an animal.
在此之前 阿斯加德战士的无上荣耀 Before that, Asgard's warriors were honored,
就是用他们英雄的躯体为这个王座奠基 their bodies buried as heroes beneath this very palace.
- 奥丁的财宝 - 假的 -Odin's treasures. -Fake.
这儿的大多数东西都是假的 Most of the stuff in here is fake.
和没用的 Or weak.
这个比我想象的小多了 Smaller than I thought it would be.
宇宙魔方：六颗无限宝石之一的空间之石 拥有空间之力 出现于雷神1 美国队长1 复联1
这个还不错 That's not bad.
但是这个 But this...
永恒之火 The Eternal Flame.
想不想见识一下真正的力量 Want to see what true power really looks like?
芬里斯：随同海拉征服九界的神兽 芬里斯 我亲爱的 他们对你做了什么 Fenris, my darling, what have they done to you?
伴随永恒之火 汝于此刻重生 With the Eternal Flame, you are reborn.
我想念你们 I've missed you.
想念你们所有人 I've missed you all.
奥丁 Odin,
祈求你英勇的灵魂在英灵殿中得到永生 I bid you take your place in the halls of Valhalla,
伟大的牺牲不应沉痛哀悼 where the brave shall live forever.
而是要将其伟大铭记在心 Nor shall we mourn but rejoice,
向那些伟大的逝者致敬 for those that have died the glorious death.
很心痛 对不对 Hurts, doesn't it?
发现自己受到欺骗 Being lied to.
发现一切都是虚构的 Being told you're one thing and then learning it's all a fiction.
你不会以为我来这是看你吧 You didn't think I'd really come and see you, did you?
来这种破烂地方 This place is disgusting.
你的意思是你不需要我的帮助 Does this mean you don't want my help?
听好了 我不能够破坏我和高天尊的关系 Look, I couldn't jeopardize my position with the Grandmaster.
我费了不少功夫才赢得他的信任 他是个疯子 但是可以利用 It took me time to win his trust. He's a lunatic, but he can be amenable.
我想告诉你的是 你可以和我一起加入高天尊的行列 What I'm telling you is, you could join me at the Grandmaster's side.
然后可能之后他就会出点什么意外 然后 Perhaps, in time, an accident befalls the Grandmaster, and then...
你和我 你并不是真的想回去 是不是 You're not seriously thinking of going back, are you?
我们的姐姐 不费吹灰之力就毁了你的锤子 Our sister destroyed your hammer like a piece of glass.
她比我们两个都要强大 她比你强大得多 She's stronger than both of us. She's stronger than you.
你根本不是她的对手 You don't stand a chance.
你能明白我的意思么 Do you understand what I'm saying here?
好吧 Fine.
我想我得孤军奋战了 I guess I'll just have to go it alone.
反正一贯如此 Like I've always done.
你能说句话吗 Would you say something?
说句话啊 Say something!
你想让我说什么 What would you like me to say?
你伪装了自己的死亡 You faked your own death,
你阴谋窃取了王位 you stole the throne, stripped Odin of his power,
夺走了奥丁的力量 把他扔在地球上等死 释放了死亡女神 stranded him on Earth to die, releasing the Goddess of Death.
我说的还不够吗 还是你想让我继续说两天以前的事 Have I said enough or would you like me to go back further than the past two days?
听着 我从来没见过他说的那个冠军战士 You know, I haven't seen this beloved champion he talks of,
但是我听说他无比野蛮残忍 but I've heard he is astonishingly savage.
明天我在你的对手身上下了重注 I've placed a large wager against you tomorrow.
别让我失望 Don't let me down.
滚开 怪物 Piss off, ghost!
他嗖的一下就不见了 He's freaking gone.
真恶心 Yuck!
这上面到处都是毛发和血迹 There's still someone's hair and blood all over this.
伙计们 你们用完了武器能擦擦吗 Guys, can you clean up the weapons once you finish your fight?
你们这帮烂货 Disgusting slobs.
索尔 Thor,
想不想来把木头叉子 wanna use a big wooden fork?
不要 No.
也是 这玩意 Yeah, not really useful.
除了捅三头吸血鬼之外 也没什么用 Unless you're fighting off three vampires that were huddled together.
要是我的锤子还在就好了 I really wish I had my hammer.
你的锤子 Hammer?
很特别的一把锤子 Quite unique.
它的材质是一颗垂死之星核心的特殊金属 It was made from this special metal from the heart of a dying star.
当我抡得非常快的时候 它能让我飞起来 And when I spun it really, really fast, it gave me the ability to fly.
你骑锤子上 You rode a hammer?
不 我没有骑在锤子上 No, I didn't ride the hammer.
锤子骑你背上 The hammer rode you on your back?
不不 我抡得非常快 它 它就会 它就会让我脱 No. I used to spin it really fast, and it would pull me off the...
我的天啊 它能脱你的衣服 Oh, my God. A hammer pulled you off?
让我脱离地面 升到空中 然后我就飞起来了 The ground. It would pull me off the ground, up into the air, and I would fly.
每次我把它扔出去之后 它会自动回到我的手中 Every time I threw it, it would always come back to me.
听上去你和锤子之间的关系 很特别 很亲密 Sounds like you had a pretty special and intimate relationship with this hammer
失去了它就好像 失去了你的一生所爱 and that losing it was almost comparable to losing a loved one.
你总结得不错 That's a nice way of putting it.
我说了他们是我的 I said they're mine.
她就是把我带到这儿的人 See her, that's the one that put me in here.
对 拾荒战士142 Yeah. Scrapper 142.
你得留神那些阿斯加德人 哥们儿 Gotta watch out for those Asgardians, man.
他们怎么也死不了 They are hard to perish.
阿斯加德人 Asgardian?
嘿 Hey.
别再拿那玩意儿吓我了 我只想说句话 Do not zap me with that thing. I just wanna talk.
阿斯加德危在旦夕 Asgard is in danger.
天啊 你是个女武神 My God, you're a Valkyrie.
知道吗 我小时候一直想当个女武神 I used to wanna be a Valkyrie when I was younger,
后来我发现你们都是女的 until I found out that you were all women.
当然都是女的没任何问题 我喜欢女人 There's nothing wrong with women, of course. I love women.
有时候喜欢的还有点过头了 Sometimes a little too much.
不是那种猥琐下流的喜欢 而是充满了尊重和喜欢 Not in a creepy way, just more of a respectful appreciation.
我觉得有这么一支精英女战士部队 I think it's great that there is an elite force of women warriors.
真的很赞 It's about time.
你说完了吗 Are you done?
雷人 该你上场了 Lord of Thunder, you're up.
求求你 帮我一把 我需要你 Please, help me. I need your help.
再见 Bye.
好吧 我看你不是个叛徒 就是个懦夫 Fine, then you must be a traitor or a coward.
因为女武神是发誓守护王位的 Because the Valkyrie is sworn to protect the throne.
听好了 王子殿下 这儿是萨卡 不是阿斯加德 Listen closely, your majesty. This is Sakaar, not Asgard.
我是拾荒战士 不是什么女武神 And I'm a Scrapper, not a Valkyrie.
把他带过来做准备 Bring him in for processing.
没有人能从这个地方逃出去 你怎么着都死定了 And no one escapes this place. So you're gonna die anyway.
你乱动一下试试 Now, don't you move.
斯坦·李！！！
我的手已经没有以前那么稳当了 My hands ain't as steady as they used to be.
奥丁在上 你不能剪掉我的头发 By Odin's beard, you shall not cut my hair,
否则你将招致雷神之怒火 lest you feel the wrath of the mighty Thor.
求你 发发慈悲 别剪掉我头发好吗 Please. Please, kind sir, do not cut my hair.
求你了 不 Please! No!
不 No!
各位观众 精彩的表演 美好的夜晚 Look at all of you. What a show! What a night!
大家开心吗 Who's having fun?
我是你们的主持人 Please, I'm your host.
请再来一轮热烈的掌声 Big round of applause for all of our undercard competitors,
送给今天热身赛上横尸的挑战者们 who today died so gruesomely.
他们的精神值得钦佩 Good sports.
精彩的表演 美好的夜晚 What a show! What a night!
各位和我一样 不虚此行 This is what you've come for, and so have I.
现在 闲话少说 And now, without further ado,
正赛开始 it's main event time.
虽然是首次登场 但是他看上去前途无量 Making his first appearance, though he looks quite promising,
多少还是有两把刷子的 got a couple of tricks up his sleeve.
我不多说了 各位亲自见证 I'll say no more, see what you think.
女士们先生们 现在 Ladies and gentlemen, I give you...
有请雷人 Lord of Thunder.
注意他的手指头 他可是会放电的 Watch out for his fingers. They make sparks.
好了 不说了 Okay, this is it.
我们欢迎这位出场 他来了 Let's get ready to welcome this guy. Here he comes.
他这个生物 He is a creature.
怎么说呢 What can we say about him?
他与众不同 无人能及 Well, he's unique. There's none like him.
我感觉冥冥之中与他相连 I feel a special connection with him.
他无可匹敌 He's undefeated.
至高无上 He's the reigning.
他是守擂方 He's the defending.
女士们先生们 Ladies and gentlemen...
我们有请 I give you...
无敌的 Your Incredible...
浩克 Hulk!
太棒了 Yes!
我得赶紧离开这个星球 I have to get off this planet.
嘿嘿嘿嘿 你要去哪儿 Hey, hey, hey. Where you going?
我们是熟人 We know each other.
他是我的好战友 He's a friend from work.
你去哪儿了 Where have you been?
大家都以为你死了 Everybody thought you were dead.
上次见面之后发生了好多事情 But so much has happened since I last saw you.
我的锤子也没有了 I lost my hammer.
这些都仿佛就在昨天 所以我印象深刻 Like, yesterday, so that's still pretty fresh.
洛基 洛基还活着 你敢信吗 Loki. Loki's alive. Can you believe it?
他就在那上面 He's up there.
洛基 看看这是谁 Loki! Look who it is!
班纳 我我我 从来没想到我会这么说 Banner, I never thought I would say this,
但是我 我见到你好开心 but I'm happy to see you.
浩克 浩克 Hulk! Hulk! Hulk!
班纳 Banner.
班纳 Hey, Banner!
没有班纳 只有浩克 No Banner. Only Hulk.
你在干什么 What are you doing?
是我 我是索尔 It's me. It's Thor!
班纳 我们是战友 Banner, we're friends.
这太疯狂了 我不想伤害你 This is crazy. I don't want to hurt you!
不错不错 Here we go.
不会吧 What?
大块头 Hey, big guy.
太阳快要下山了 The sun's getting real low.
这就对了 太阳快要下山了 That's it. The sun's going down.
我不会再伤害你了 I won't hurt you anymore.
没有人能伤害你 No one will.
太棒了 Yes!
复联1结尾洛基也曾被浩克用同样的方式揍过
就是这种感觉 That's how it feels!
我真是爱死这个比赛了 I'm just a huge fan of the sport.
好吧 该死 All right. Screw it.
我知道你在里面 班纳 我要把你弄出来 I know you're in there, Banner. I'll get you out!
你出什么问题了 你让我很尴尬 What's the matter with you? You're embarrassing me!
我还跟他们说咱俩是朋友 I told them we were friends!
雷电 雷人 Thunder! Thunder! Thunder!
同样的结局 同样的下场 Another day, another Doug.
那是什么声音 What is that noise?
是民众那边有一点骚动 The common folk aren't exactly falling in line.
应该是抵抗力量正在试图冲击正门 There's a resistance trying to knock down the front gates.
自我介绍下吧 史克吉 Tell me about yourself, Skurge.
好吧 我父亲是个石匠 我母亲是个 Well, me dad was a stonemason. Me mum was...
慢着 我得打断你一下 我的意思是 Right, yeah, I'll just stop you there. What I meant was,
你自己有什么志向吗 what's your ambition?
我只是想要找个机会证明一下自己 I just want a chance to prove myself.
认同感 Recognition.
在我小的时候 When I was young,
每个伟大的国王都有个行刑官 every great king had an executioner.
不仅仅是执行刑罚 Not just to execute people,
还要帮助贯彻他们的意图 but also to execute their vision.
当然主要是刑罚 But mainly to execute people.
不管怎么说 这是一份无上的荣誉 Still, it was a great honor.
我曾是奥丁的行刑官 I was Odin's executioner.
至于你 你就是我的行刑官 And you shall be my executioner.
开始我们的征服之旅吧 Let's begin our conquest.
史克吉 剑在哪儿 Skurge, where's the sword?
那把剑是打开彩虹桥的钥匙 That sword is the key to opening the Bifrost.
那些你说到的民众 那些没响应号召的人 Those people you mentioned, the ones who aren't falling into line...
把他们聚集起来 Round them up.
借过一下 Excuse me.
很抱歉 到处是这些鬼东西 Sorry about that. These bloody things are everywhere.
跟我来 Come on.
你们在这很安全 You'll be safe here.
咱俩没事了吧 Are we cool?
浩克在泡热水澡 It's Hulk in a hot tub.
你这样多长时间了 So how long have you been like that?
什么样 Like what?
就你现在这样又大又绿又蠢 Like this. Big, and green, and stupid.
浩克一直以来都是浩克 Hulk always Hulk.
你怎么来到这儿的 How'd you get here?
赢来的 Winning.
是作弊吧 You mean cheating?
赢的时候也给你戴上这个了吗 Were they wearing one of these when you won?
你是怎么来到这儿的 How'd you arrive here?
昆式喷气机 Quinjet.
好极了 那个昆式喷气机在哪儿 Yes. Now, where is the Quinjet now?
你有点儿太暴露了 That's naked.
一览无遗 He's very naked.
这画面挥之不去了 It's in my brain now.
昆式喷气机 Quinjet.
太好了 Yes!
我们要一起逃出去 I'm getting us out of here.
这个地方太烂了 This terrible, awful place.
你一定会喜欢阿斯加德的 恢弘壮丽 金碧辉煌 光芒四射 You're gonna love Asgard. It's big. It's golden. Shiny.
浩克不走 Hulk stay.
不不不 我的人民在等着我回到阿斯加德去 No, no, no. My people need me to get back to Asgard.
我们必须阻止诸神黄昏 We must prevent Ragnarok.
诸神黄昏? Ragnarok?
预言中我的家园的末日 世界末日 万劫不复 The prophesied death of my home world. The end of days, it's the end of...
如果你帮我回到阿斯加德 If you help me get back to Asgard,
我就帮你回到地球 怎么样 I can help you get back to Earth.
地球讨厌浩克 Earth hate Hulk.
地球爱浩克 他们爱你 Earth loves Hulk. They love you.
你是复仇者联盟的一员 你是我们的队友 You're one of the Avengers. One of the team, one of our friends.
朋友就应该这样 互相支持 This is what friends do. They support each other.
你是班纳的朋友 You're Banner's friend.
我不是班纳的朋友 我更喜欢你 I'm not Banner's friend. I prefer you.
班纳的朋友 Banner's friend.
我不喜欢班纳 I don't even like Banner.
他是 我是数学家 我数学牛掰 那种人 "I'm into numbers and science and stuff."
索尔去 浩克不去 Thor go. Hulk stay.
好吧 Fine.
待在这儿 Stay here.
这个愚蠢的地方 丑陋之极 Stupid place. It's hideous, by the way.
话说回来 红白搭配 什么眼光 真可笑 The red, the white. Just pick a color. Ridiculous.
砸扁你 Smash you.
你什么都没砸扁 是我赢了那场比赛 You didn't smash anything. I won that fight.
- 我砸扁了你 - 对 你说得对 -I smashed you. -Yeah, sure, sure.
- 弱鸡膀子 - 什么 -Baby arms. -What?
弱鸡 Baby.
白痴 你这个巨婴 Moron! You big child.
索尔走 Thor go!
我在走 I am going.
索尔再走 Thor go again.
索尔回家了 Thor home.
浩克训练 Hulk trains.
真好啊 祝你开心 That's great. Have fun.
- 嘿 大块头 - 疯丫头 -Hey, big guy. -Angry girl.
你最近怎么样 What have you been up to?
赢了 Winning.
海姆达尔 我知道你能看到我 Heimdall, I know you can see me.
我需要你帮助我 I need you to help me.
帮我看到 Help me see.
我能看见你 但你离我太遥远了 I see you, but you're far away.
发生了什么 What's going on here?
你自己来看吧 Come see for yourself.
我在一座先祖建造的要塞中建立了避难所 I'm providing refuge in a stronghold built by our ancestors.
但是如果要塞陷落 我们唯一的退路就是彩虹桥 But if the garrison falls, our only escape is Bifrost.
你的意思是撤离阿斯加德 You're talking about evacuating Asgard?
留在这里我们将无以为继 We won't last long if we stay.
她从阿斯加德吸取力量 一天比一天强大 She draws her power from Asgard and grows stronger every day.
这边走 Come on.
海拉在聚集力量 Hela is ravenous.
如果我让她得逞 她会吞噬九界和整个宇宙 If I let her leave, she'll consume Nine Realms and all the cosmos.
我们需要你 We need you.
我正在努力 可我都不知道我到底在哪儿 I'm working on it. But I don't even know where the hell I am.
你所在的星球周围有许多传送门 穿过其中一个 You're on a planet surrounded by doorways. Go through one.
- 穿过哪个 - 最大的那个 -Which one? -The big one.
雕像为历代角斗竞赛的冠军
索尔不高兴 Thor sad.
闭嘴 Shut up.
索尔不高兴 Thor sad.
我没有不高兴 你个笨蛋 I'm not sad, you idiot.
我在发脾气 I'm pissed off!
我在生气 我失去了父亲 Angry. I lost my father.
我失去了我的锤子 I lost my hammer.
- 哭 哭 像婴儿一样 - 你根本没在听 -Whining and crying. Cry like baby. -You're not even listening.
别踢东西 Don't kick stuff.
你真是个差劲的烂朋友 You're being a really bad friend.
你才是烂朋友 You bad friend!
- 知道我们叫你什么 - 不知道 -You know what we call you? -No.
我们叫你笨蛋复仇者 We call you the stupid Avenger.
你是渣渣复仇者 You're tiny Avenger!
你这是疯了吗 What, are you crazy?
是的 Yes.
你知道吗 地球确实讨厌你 You know what? Earth does hate you.
抱歉 No.
我不该那么说 I'm sorry I said those things.
你不是笨蛋复仇者 没有人叫你笨蛋复仇者 You're not the stupid Avenger. Nobody calls you the stupid Avenger.
没关系 It's okay.
你不能朝人乱扔盾牌 你可能会砸死我的 You just can't go around throwing shields at people. Could have killed me.
我知道 对不起 我就是一直很生气 I know. I'm sorry. I just get so angry all the time.
浩克总是很生气 Hulk always, always angry.
理解 在这点上 我俩没什么区别 I know. We're the same, you and I.
我们就是一对暴躁的蠢货 We're just a couple of hot-headed fools.
对 一样的 浩克是火 索尔是水 嗯 Yeah, same. Hulk like fire, Thor like water.
我们两个都像火 We're kind of both like fire.
但是浩克是真火 But Hulk like real fire.
浩克是愤怒的火 Hulk like raging fire.
索尔是星星之火 Thor like smoldering fire.
浩克 我需要你帮我一把 Hulk, I need you to do something for me.
疯丫头 Angry girl.
这是怎么啦 你这是在 What's going on? What are you...
你们这两个蠢货难道看不出来 You're so thick-headed that you can't tell
我躲到这么远的地方就是不想有人烦吗 when someone's hiding all the way across the universe and wants to be left alone?
- 我们得好好谈谈 - 不对 是你想跟我谈 -We need to talk. -No, you wanna talk to me.
让她别走 I need her to stay.
阻止她? Stay?
堵住! Block.
留下来 Stay.
- 求你 - 求你了 -Please. -Please.
好吧 All right.
那就这样 Here's the deal.
我听你说到 I'll listen to you
喝完这瓶为止 till this is empty.
阿斯加德危在旦夕 人民的生死悬于一线 Asgard is in danger and people are dying.
我们得赶回去 我需要你的帮助 We need to get back there. I need your help.
喝完了 再见 Finished. Bye.
奥丁去世了 Odin is dead.
那个死亡女神 海拉 入侵了阿斯加德 Hela, the Goddess of Death, has invaded Asgard.
如果海拉回来了 那么阿斯加德就已经完蛋了 If Hela's back, then Asgard's already lost.
我要回去阻止她 I'm going to stop her.
- 就靠你自己 - 不是 -Alone? -Nope.
我要集结一支队伍 I'm putting together a team.
有我 你 还有大块头 It's me, you, and the big guy.
不 不要队伍 只要浩克 No. No team. Only Hulk.
我和你并肩作战 It's me and you.
我觉得只有你孤军奋战 I think it's only you.
等等 听我说 女武神是传奇的精英战士 Please, listen. The Valkyrie are legend.
她们宣誓守卫阿斯加德的王位 Elite warriors of Asgard sworn to defend the throne.
我可不想有掺和到奥丁的家族纷争里去 I'm not getting dragged into another one of Odin's family squabbles.
- 这话是什么意思 - 你的姐姐 -What's that supposed to mean? -Your sister.
海拉的力量源于阿斯加德 和你一样 Her power comes from Asgard, same as yours.
当她的力量超出奥丁的控制时 她屠杀了宫殿里所有的人 When it grew beyond Odin's control she massacred everyone in the palace
试图篡位 and tried to seize the throne.
她试图逃避放逐的时候 When she tried to escape her banishment
你父亲派出女武神和她作战 he sent the Valkyrie in to fight her back.
我之所以能活下来 I only survived because...
我对王位信仰坚定的时候 已经对抗过她一次了 Look, I already faced her once back when I believed in the throne,
那让我失去了一切 and it cost me everything.
这都是阿斯加德的过错 That's what's wrong with Asgard.
什么王位 秘密 全都是弥天大谎 The throne, the secrets, the whole golden sham.
我很赞同 I agree.
你少跟我套近乎 Don't get familiar.
我赞成 I agree.
所以我拒绝了王位 That's why I turned down the throne.
但是现在和王位无关 事关人民的生死问题 But this isn't about the crown. This is about the people.
而且他们也是你的人民 They're dying and they're your people, too.
忘掉他们吧 Forget it.
我早就已经忘掉了 I have.
- 好啊 - 好啊 -Okay. -Okay.
- 很好 特别好 - 不错 -Good. Great. -Great.
谢谢你 Thank you.
- 谢我什么 - 这个 -For what? -For this.
你没看见是吗 我转一下这个 Didn't see that, did you?
舒服多了 There... That's better.
继续吧 待在这儿 You know, go ahead.
继续帮那个疯子奴役人们 Stay here and enslave people for that lunatic.
继续酗酒 继续逃避 Keep drinking, keep hiding.
但是 But me...
我选择直接面对我的问题 而不是逃避 I choose to run toward my problems and not away from them.
因为那才是 Because that's what...
因为那才是英雄之举 Because that's what heroes do.
朋友 别走 Friend stay!
是的 Yes!
走吧 Come on.
欢迎登机 需要语音激活系统 Welcome. Voice activation required.
索尔 Thor.
语音无效 Access denied.
索尔 奥丁之子 Thor, son of Odin.
语音无效 Access denied.
雷霆之神 God of Thunder.
语音无效 Access denied.
最强的复仇者 Strongest Avenger.
语音无效 Access denied.
最强大的复仇者 Strongest Avenger.
语音无效 Access denied.
该死的 斯塔克 Damn you, Stark.
惊爆点男主 Point Break.
惊爆点男主：《复联1》中 斯塔克嘲笑索尔长得像电影 《惊爆点》帕特里克·斯威兹饰演的男主 他也有一头金发
欢迎你 惊爆点男主 Welcome, Point Break.
朋友 别走 Friend stay!
不 不 No, no, no!
停住 Stop!
别走 Stay!
住手 别再碰坏东西了 Hulk, stop breaking everything!
别走 Don't go!
干得好 大块头 Nice work, big guy.
我们不知道奥创要去哪儿 但是你飞得又高又快 所以 We don't know where Ultron's headed, but you're going very high, very fast.
我需要你把这架飞机掉头 好吗 So, I need you to turn this bird around, okay?
在隐形模式下我们无法追踪你 We can't track you in stealth mode,
我需要你的帮助 好吗 so I need you to help me out. Okay?
我需要你 I need you to...
不 班纳 No! No, Banner!
哦 天啊 Oh, jeez.
班纳 Banner.
你还好吗 班纳 You all right, Banner?
太阳落山了 太阳落山了 Sun's going down. Sun's going down.
深呼吸 That's it, breathe.
我不会伤害你的 I won't hurt you.
太阳落山了 Sun's going down.
- 索尔 - 是我 -Thor. -Yeah.
你的头发怎么回事 What happened to your hair?
有个老混蛋把我的头发剪了 Some creepy old man cut it off.
- 看上去还不错 - 多谢你的夸奖 -It looks good. -Thanks.
我们在哪儿 小娜怎么样 Where are we? How's Nat?
- 娜塔莎 她挺好的 - 她还好吗 -Nat is good, I'm sure. -Is she okay?
- 索科维亚怎么样了 - 索科维亚 -And what about Sokovia? -Sokovia?
那个城市 索科维亚 我们成功拯救它了么 The city, Sokovia. Did we save it?
- 班纳 听我说 - 什么 -Banner, listen. -What?
索科维亚 奥创 那是两年以前的事了 Sokovia. Ultron. That was two years ago.
你说什么 What are you saying?
什么? What?
我这两年一直是浩克 I've been Hulk for two years?
恐怕是这样 I'm afraid so.
该死 发生了什么 What the hell happened?
班纳 有些事你得知道 Banner, there's something you should know.
需要语音激活系统 Voice activation required.
班纳 Banner.
欢迎你 最强大的复仇者 Welcome, strongest Avenger.
什么 What?
飞行记录 Ship's log.
索尔 我们在哪儿 Thor, where are we?
嗯 这个嘛 Yeah, about that.
萨卡的人民请注意 Sakaar, hear ye. Attention please. I have some bad news.
我有个坏消息告诉你们 我强大的冠军战士不见了 My beloved exalted champion has turned up missing.
走上街头 为我们的冠军庆祝吧 Take to the streets. Celebrate my champion.
那是谁 Who's that?
他算是这个地方的统治者吧 He kind of runs the place.
你其实一直住在他那里 You actually lived at his house for awhile.
- 真的吗 - 是的 -I did? -Yeah.
发生了很多事 你和我还打了一架 Quite a lot's happened. You and I had a fight recently.
- 我赢了吗 - 没有 我赢了 很轻松 -Did I win? -No, I won. Easily.
听着不像真的 Doesn't sound right.
不 这是真的 Well, it's true.
那个邪恶的 邪魅的 雷人索尔把他偷走了 It seems that that criminally seductive Lord of Thunder has stolen him away.
邪魅的雷神索尔 我们得走了 Seductive God of Thunder. We need to move.
不 Oh, no.
这太糟糕了 This is bad.
这 这真的是太糟糕了 This is really, really bad.
索尔 我觉得我要崩溃了 Thor, I think I'm freaking out.
别别别 No, no, no.
别崩溃 你没事的 把这些穿上 给你 Don't freak out. You're okay. Put these on.
这些是托尼的衣服 These are Tony's clothes.
- 我知道 - 他在这儿吗 -I know, come on. -Is he here?
不 他不在这儿 保持冷静 好吗 太阳就要下山了 No, he's not here. But listen. Just stay calm, okay?
太阳就要下山了 太阳就要下山了 The sun's going down. The sun's getting really low. Sun's going down.
我很不爽 I'm upset!
我非常不爽 I'm very upset.
知道我不爽的时候喜欢干什么吗 惩罚 You know what I like about being upset? The blame.
现在 这就是我的思维模式 知道我要惩罚谁吗 Right now, that's the mindset that I'm in. And you know who I'm blaming?
高天尊 我可以 -Grandmaster, I can... -Hey!
别打断我 Don't interrupt me!
给你 Here you go.
你给我这根棍子干什么 Why are you handing me the melt stick?
我 他在打断我 He was interrupting.
这不是个砍头的罪过 That's not a capital violation.
说到哪了 Where was I?
我的宝贝冠军战士 他不见了 My precious champion has come up missing,
都怪那个什么雷人索尔 全都是因为他 and it's all because of that Lord of Thunder. It's all because of him.
你的哥哥 Your brother.
我不管你们的过往 有没有血缘关系 还是什么更复杂的 我知道 Whatever the story is. Adopted, or complicated, or you know.
你们的过往关系复杂 I'm sure there's a big history.
还有你的对手 And your contender...
我的朋友 My dear friend,
给我十二个小时的时间 我会把他们两个活捉回来交给你 if you were to give me 12 hours, I could bring them both back to you. Alive.
给我两小时就够了 I could do it in two.
那我一小时 I could do it in one.
别争了 Let's stop there.
我今天早上起床的时候 就想搞个公开的处刑 You know what? I woke up this morning thinking about a public execution.
现在我得把这件小事解决掉 But for now, I'll settle for this sweet little
谁能先抓到他呢 "Who's gonna get him first?"
所以 你们的时间不多了 So, you're on the clock.
你干了些什么 What have you done?
我可不听你指挥 弱鸡 I don't answer to you, lackey.
是洛基 It's Loki.
你也听命于高天尊对吧 And you will answer to the Grandmaster.
为什么你帮我哥哥和那个绿色的笨蛋逃走 Why would you help my brother escape with that green fool?
我谁也没有帮 I don't help anyone.
你是个女武神 You're a Valkyrie.
我以为女武神全都惨死他乡了 I thought the Valkyrie had all died gruesome deaths.
你说话给我小心一点 Choose your next words wisely.
非常非常抱歉 一定是段惨痛无比的回忆 I'm terribly sorry. Must be a very painful memory.
快坐下 坐下 太阳下山了 太阳下山了 The sun's going down. It's getting really low.
太阳就要下山了 The sun's going down. It's getting real low.
我的天 Oh, shoot.
- 太阳就要下山了 - 你能闭嘴了吗 -Sun's getting low. -Would you stop saying that?
我只是希望你保持冷静 I just need you to stay calm.
冷静 我在一个外星星球上 Calm? I'm on an alien planet!
只是个星球而已 你以前也在星球上啊 It's just a planet. You've been on a planet before.
对 我只待在过一个星球上 Yeah. One.
现在你去过两个了 挺好的 Now you've been on two. That's a good thing.
这是全新的体验 It's a new experience.
天啊 这就是为什么我的神经系统运转的速度 My neurons, they're firing faster than my brain
超过了我的大脑处理信息的极限 can handle the information.
这感觉完全不一样 The whole thing is totally different this time.
我的意思是 过去好像我和浩克一人一手掌控着方向盘 In the past, I always felt like Hulk and I each had a hand on the wheel.
但是这一次 我觉得他拿着车钥匙 而我被塞在后备箱里 But this time, it's like he had the keys to the car and I was locked in the trunk.
你现在回来了 这才是最重要的 All right, well, you're back now. That's all that matters.
这和什么重要没关系 我要告诉你的是 No, it's not what matters.
如果我再变成浩克 What I'm trying to tell you, is that if I turn into the Hulk again,
班纳可能再也回不来了 Banner may never come back.
我们就会被困在一个让我时刻崩溃的星球上 And we're stranded on a planet that is designed to stress me out.
我们没有被困住 我会想办法带你回家去的 We're not stranded. I'm gonna figure out a way to get us home.
谢谢你 Thank you.
不是你的家 是阿斯加德 我的家 Not your home, though. Asgard. My home.
你说什么 What?
听着 我的人民现在命悬一线 Listen, my people are in great danger.
你和我要一起对付一个强大的对手 You and I, we have to fight this really powerful being,
那个对手就是我姐姐 who also happens to be my sister.
好吧 这一切也太混乱了 Okay, that is so wrong on so many...
我不想跟你姐姐战斗 那是 那是你们家的事 I don't wanna fight your sister. That's a family issue.
她是个邪恶的化身 No, she's an evil being.
我不在乎她是什么 I don't care what she is.
我也不想和邪恶的化身战斗 我厌倦了战斗 I'm not fighting any more beings. I'm sick of it.
- 什么 - 我刚刚告诉你了 -What? -I just told you.
如果我再变成浩克 我可能再也回不来了 If I turn into the Hulk, I am never gonna come back again.
你根本不在乎 And you don't care.
不不不 我集结了一支队伍 No, no. I'm putting together the team.
浩克是火 The Hulk is the fire.
慢着 你只是利用我去接近浩克 Wait, you're just using me to get to the Hulk.
- 太恶心了 - 什么 不 我没有 -What? No! -It's gross.
你根本不在乎我 你不配做我的朋友 You don't care about me. You're not my friend.
不 我根本不喜欢浩克 No! I don't even like the Hulk. He's all like...
他总是 砸呀 砸呀 砸呀 的样子 "Smash, smash, smash."
我更喜欢你 I prefer you.
谢了 Thanks.
但是恕我直言 如果我们要和邪恶力量作战 But if I'm being honest, when it comes to fighting evil beings,
浩克很强大很好用 he is very powerful and useful.
你看 对 班纳也一样强大有用 Yeah, Banner's powerful and useful, too.
不一样吧 Is he though?
浩克拿过多少博士学位 一个也没有 How many PhDs does Hulk have? Zero.
班纳拿过多少博士学位 七个 How many PhDs does Banner have? Seven.
好吧 你不用跟任何人作战 Fine, you don't have to fight anyone.
但是我们在这很危险 赶紧走吧 But we're in danger here, so we have to move.
你拿它干什么 What are you doing with that?
我需要伪装 我是个逃犯 I need a disguise. I'm a fugitive.
- 我才需要伪装 - 你自己就是伪装 -I need a disguise. -You are the disguise.
- 我伪装成托尼·斯塔克 - 什么 -I'll be Tony Stark. -What?
没错 托尼和吉普赛人 Yeah. Tony and the gypsy.
不不 你不是托尼 你是布鲁斯 布鲁斯·班纳 No, no, you're not Tony. You're Bruce. Bruce Banner.
那你为什么让我穿成托尼的样子 Then why did you dress me up like Tony?
因为你一丝不挂 Because you were naked.
好吧 你说得对 Okay, I'll give you that.
你干什么呢 太不检点了 赶紧停下 What are you doing? Stop doing that!
托尼的内裤还真够紧的 Tony wears his pants super tight.
- 快住手 - 不好意思 -Stop it! -I'm sorry.
- 你怎么这么怪异 - 我也不知道 -Why are you being so weird? -I don't know.
可能被困在这个怪物体内 Maybe the fact that I was trapped for two years
两年以后就是有点怪异 inside of a monster made me a little weird.
没事的 Hey. It's okay.
没事的 来 冷静 You're good. Calm down. Come on.
听着 我们要去阿斯加德 Listen, we're gonna go to Asgard
今后你再也不用去想浩克的事了 好吗 and you're not gonna have to think about the Hulk ever again. All right?
好吧 All right.
这可不妙 This is bad.
班纳 班纳 Banner! Banner!
班纳 Banner!
索尔 Thor!
嗨 Hi.
我 我正要那么做 I was gonna do that.
好啊 我先做了 Yeah, well, I did it first.
很好 你在这儿干什么 That's good. What are you doing here?
你在这儿干什么 我以为你走了 What are you doing here? I thought you were leaving.
我有些杂事要处理 I got sidetracked.
这个是 What's with the...
这是我的伪装 It's my disguise.
但是我能看到你的脸 But I can see your face.
这样一弄你就看不到了 Not when I do this, you can't.
你的头发不错 我喜欢你这样弄 刚换了发型 还是刚刚洗过 Your hair looks nice. I like what you did with it. Change it? Washed it maybe?
她眼睛上是什么东西 那些是她曾经杀过的人吗 What are those things on her eyes? Are those people that she's killed?
她真是美丽 强大 又充满勇气 She's so beautiful and strong and courageous.
这个人是谁 Who is this guy?
- 他是个朋友 - 是说我么 -He's a friend. -Who? Me?
- 我是布鲁斯 - 我好像在哪见过你 -I'm Bruce. -I feel like I know you.
我也觉得好像在哪见过你 I feel like I know you, too.
听着 我这么多年 浑浑噩噩就是为了忘记过去 Look, I've spent years in a haze, trying to forget my past.
萨卡是个可以放纵酗酒 忘记过去默默等死的好地方 Sakaar seemed like the best place to drink and forget, and to die one day.
我觉得你酗酒过度 早晚会害死你的 I was thinking that you drink too much, and that probably was gonna kill you.
我还没戒酒的打算 I don't plan to stop drinking.
不过我也没有打算继续忘记 But I don't wanna forget.
我不能再逃避了 I can't turn away anymore,
所以 如果我要死 so if I'm gonna die,
也得先用我的剑 刺穿那个杀人如麻的老妖婆的心脏 well, it may as well be driving my sword through the heart of that murderous hag.
- 很好 - 对 -Good. -Yeah.
所以我决定加入你的队伍 So, I'm saying that I wanna be on the team.
有队名了吗 Has it got a name?
队名是 是报仇者联盟 Yeah, it's called the Revengers.
报仇者联盟? Revengers?
因为我肯定是要报仇 你也要报仇 Because I'm getting revenge. You're getting revenge.
至于你 你有没有什么要报的仇 Do you want revenge?
我 我还没有 还没想好 I'm undecided.
好吧 Okay.
我还有一个见面礼呢 Also, I've got a peace offering.
惊喜不惊喜 Surprise.
确认一下 Just had to be sure.
你好 布鲁斯 Hello, Bruce.
那么 上次我见到你时 你打算害死所有人 So, last time I saw you, you were trying to kill everybody.
你现在怎么想的 Where are you at these days?
我的想法一直在变 It varies from moment to moment.
那是龙牙剑吗 Is that a Dragonfang?
是的 It is.
天哪 My God.
这是女武神的荣誉之剑 This is the famed sword of the Valkyrie.
那么 萨卡和阿斯加德 这两个距离遥远的星系中 So, Sakaar and Asgard are about as far apart as any two known systems.
我们最好的办法 就是找到一个城市附近的虫洞 Our best bet is a wormhole just outside of city limits.
山达尔星：银河护卫队1中指控者罗南要摧毁的星球 被星爵一伙拯救 在山达尔星补给燃料 十八个月后就可以赶回阿斯加德 Refuel on Xandar, and we can be back in Asgard in 18 months.
不 我们要穿过那扇大门 Nope. We are going through the big one.
恶魔的屁股眼 The Devil's Anus?
屁股眼? Anus?
等等等等 谁的屁股眼 Wait, wait, wait. Whose anus?
我声明 在这之前 我可不知道它叫这名字 For the record, I didn't know it was called that when I picked it.
那玩意看上去就像 That looks like a collapsing neutron star
爱因斯坦-罗森桥里的一个正在坍缩的中子星 inside of an Einstein-Rosen Bridge.
我们需要另一艘飞船 这艘会被撕成碎片的 We need another ship. That will tear mine to pieces.
她说的没错 飞船得能够 She's right. We need one that can
承受奇点的坐标牵引力 withstand the geodetic strain from the singularity.
还需要一个离线动力操控系统 And has an offline power steering system
在主计算机失灵的时候能够正常工作 that could also function without the onboard computer.
还需要一个杯子架 反正也活不长了 不如喝个酩酊大醉 And we need one with cup holders, because we're gonna die. So, drinks!
我认识你吗 我觉得你很眼熟 Do I know you? I feel like I know you.
我也觉得你很眼熟 真怪 I feel like I know you, too. It's weird.
你觉得怎么样 What do you say?
穿越不稳定的宇宙连接门 Uncharted metagalactic travel through a volatile cosmic gateway.
来一次前途未卜的星系旅行 够刺激吧 Talk about an adventure.
- 需要一艘飞船 - 没错 -We need a ship. -Need a ship.
有那么一两艘飞船 绝对是最顶尖的型号 There are one or two ships. Absolute top of the line models...
我不想勉强你们 I don't mean to impose...
但是 高天尊那里倒是有不少飞船 But the Grandmaster has a great many ships.
我还偷到了他们保卫系统的安全密码 I may even have stolen the access codes to his security system.
你怎么忽然良心发现开始做好事了 And suddenly you're overcome with an urge to do the right thing.
当然没有 Heavens, no.
高天尊那边我已经失宠了 I've run out of favor with the Grandmaster,
作为密码和飞船的交换条件 and in exchange for codes and access to a ship,
你们要把我从那个屁股眼安全地带出去 I'm asking for safe passage through the Anus.
你说你可以帮助我们进入停机库 You're telling us that you can get us access into the garage
而且不会触发警报 without setting off any alarms?
是的 老兄 我可以 Yes, brother. I can.
我说 我能不能说句话供二位参考一下 Okay, can I just... A quick FYI.
我几分钟以前刚刚和他交谈过 I was just talking to him just a couple minutes ago
他可是一门心思地想把我们都置于死地 and he was totally ready to kill any of us.
他确实想害死我 He did try to kill me.
他也想害死我 罄竹难书 Yes, me too. On many, many occasions.
有一次我们还是孩子的时候 There was one time when we were children,
他变成了一条蛇 他知道我很喜欢蛇 he transformed himself into a snake, and he knows that I love snakes.
正当我满心欢喜地去捡那条蛇时 So, I went to pick up the snake to admire it,
他忽然变回了自己 就那副 耶 是我 的样子 and he transformed back into himself and he was like, "Yeah, it's me!"
并且捅了我一刀 那年我们俩才八岁 And he stabbed me. We were eight at the time.
如果我们要发动飞船 If we're boosting a ship
我们得把宫殿里的卫兵引开 we're gonna need to draw some guards away from the palace.
为什么不把那头野兽叫出来帮忙 Why not set the beast loose?
闭嘴 我们没有 Shut up.
你们有头野兽 You guys have a beast?
没有 没有野兽 他是在胡说八道 No, there's no beast. He's just being stupid.
我们要策动一场起义 We're going to start a revolution.
- 起义 - 回头再跟你解释 -Revolution? -I'll explain later.
- 这人到底是谁 - 回头一起解释 -Who's this guy again? -I'll explain later.
这些是什么原生质吗 从你身上掉下来的 Is that some sort of protoplasm, all the stuff that's coming out of you,
还是你产的卵 or are they eggs?
看起来像是你产的卵 Looks like eggs.
我找科恩格 I'm looking for Korg.
谁找我 Who's asking?
我知道是你找我 I know you're asking.
就是 还有没有 别人找我 就你吗 Is there anyone else asking, or is it just you?
雷人索尔向你致以他亲切的问候 The Lord of Thunder sends his best.
革命的起义开始了 The revolution has begun.
革命起义 这 这怎么可能 Revolution? How did this happen?
不知道 Don't know.
但是竞技场的控制主机现在失效了 But the arena's mainframe for the Obedience Disks have been deactivated
那些奴隶们纷纷武装了起来 and the slaves have armed themselves.
我不喜欢那个词 I don't like that word.
哪个 主机? Which? Mainframe?
不是 主机有什么可不喜欢的 No. Why would I not like "mainframe"?
是那个 那个词 那个词 No, the "S" word.
抱歉 有工作的囚犯们已经全副武装了 Sorry, the prisoners with jobs have armed themselves.
好吧 这样好多了 Okay, that's better.
我想 我们得好好聊聊 Hey, so, listen. We should talk.
我不这么认为 I disagree.
咱们家就没有开诚布公的遗传基因 Open communication was never our family's forte.
有 你不知道 You have no idea.
就在我们上次谈过话之后 Been quite the revelation since we last spoke.
你好 Hello.
嗨 Hi.
奥丁使我们相遇 Odin brought us together.
他的逝去使你我反目成仇 多么富有诗意 It's almost poetic that his death should split us apart.
我们现在最好形同陌路 We might as well be strangers now.
两位皇子 随波逐流 Two sons of the crown, set adrift.
就知道你不想跟我谈 Thought you didn't wanna talk about it.
我告诉你 Here's the thing.
我可能待在萨卡这儿更好些 I'm probably better off staying here on Sakaar.
我正是这么想的 That's exactly what I was thinking.
你说你和我观点一致 Did you just agree with me?
当然 这地方适合你 Come on, this place is perfect for you.
蛮荒之地 混沌不堪 无法无天 It's savage, chaotic, lawless...
老弟 你如鱼得水啊 Brother, you're gonna do great here.
你真觉得我就这个档次吗 Do you truly think so little of me?
洛基 你对我很重要 Loki, I thought the world of you.
我觉得咱们俩能永远并肩作战 I thought we were gonna fight side by side forever.
可最后你还是你 我还是我 But at the end of the day, you're you and I'm me.
我不知道 可能你还有一丝善念 I don't know, maybe there's still good in you.
但说老实话 你我的命运早就背道而驰了 But let's be honest, our paths diverged a long time ago.
对 Yeah.
可能分道扬镳是最好的选择 It's probably for the best that we never see each other again.
我知道你一直这么想 It's what you always wanted.
咱们来玩"救命"游戏吧 Hey, let's do "Get Help."
- 什么 - "救命"游戏啊 -What? -"Get Help."
不玩儿 No.
- 来吧 你喜欢的 - 明明是厌恶至极 -Come on, you love it. -I hate it.
- 特别棒 每次都有效 - 太丢脸了 -It's great. It works every time. -It's humiliating.
- 你有更好的主意么? - 没有 -Do you have a better plan? -No.
那就来吧 We're doing it.
我们才不要玩儿什么 救命 We are not doing "Get Help."
救命 求求你们 Get help! Please!
我弟弟就要死了 My brother, he's dying.
救命 救救他 Get help! Help him!
太完美了 Classic.
真讨厌 Still hate it.
- 太丢人现眼了 - 反正丢人的不是我 -It's humiliating. -Not for me, it's not.
哪艘飞船是她让我们弄走的 Now, which one's the ship she told us to get?
指挥官号 The Commodore.
嗯 Right.
虽然我觉得这飞船没啥特别的 Though I feel it won't make much of a difference.
洛基 Loki.
我知道我以前背叛过你许多次 I know I've betrayed you many times before,
但这次真不是私人恩怨 but this time it's truly nothing personal.
抓住你的报酬可是相当丰厚的 The reward for your capture will set me up nicely.
你就一点感情都没有吗 Never one for sentiment, were you?
感情转瞬即逝 Easier to let it burn.
我同意 I agree.
看上去不太好受啊 That looks painful.
亲爱的老弟 你越来越容易被看透了 Dear brother, you're becoming predictable.
我信任你 你背叛我 I trust you, you betray me.
就这么一次又一次的循环 Round and round in circles we go.
洛基 人生是要有成长的 See, Loki, life is about... It's about growth.
是要有改变的 It's about change.
而你却总是本性难移 But you seem to just wanna stay the same.
我想我要告诉你的是 I guess what I'm trying to say
你虽然是诡计之神 is that you'll always be the God of Mischief,
但你的能力远远不止于此 but you could be more.
我把这个给你放这儿了 I'll just put this over here for you.
不管怎么说 各安天命吧 那么 祝你好运 Anyway, all got places to be, so good luck.
好了 我能搞定这个 All right, I can figure this out.
不就是艘普通飞船嘛 It's just another spaceship.
萨卡的子民 Loyal Sakaarians,
雷人索尔偷了我的飞船和我的冠军 Lord of Thunder has stolen my ship and my favorite champion.
萨卡的子民 飞上去把他给我打下来 Sakaarians, take to the skies. Bring him down.
别让他从这个星球上逃走 Do not let him leave this planet.
- 好枪法 - 多谢 -Good shot! -Thanks.
打开舱门 Open the doors.
好的 Okay.
但愿你比看上去强一点 I hope that you're tougher than you look.
怎么了 Why?
难道我们不该做点儿什么反击吗 Shouldn't we be shooting back or something?
是该反击 Yes, we should.
这艘飞船上的武器在哪儿 Where are the guns on this ship?
没有武器 There aren't any.
- 这是艘观光船 - 什么 -It's a leisure vessel. -What?
只有庆祝的时候高天尊才用这飞船 搞搞狂欢之类的 Grandmaster uses it for his good times, orgies and stuff.
她刚才是不是说高天尊用这飞船搞搞狂欢之类的? Did she just say the Grandmaster uses it for orgies?
是啊 Yeah.
什么都别乱碰 Don't touch anything.
不 No!
不 -No! -No!
快进去 Get inside!
这就来 In a minute.
我得去帮她一把 你来控制飞船 I should probably go and help. Here, take the wheel.
不 我不知道怎么操纵这玩意 No. I don't know how to fly one of these.
你是个科学家 用用你的博士学位 You're a scientist. Use one of your PhDs.
我的学位里可没有驾驶外星飞船的 索尔 None of them are for flying alien spaceships!
好吧 没事 Okay, come on.
肯定应该有个什么武器 There's gotta be a gun on this thing.
那个倒像是个机枪 That looks like a gun.
今天是我的生日 我的生日 It's my birthday It's my birthday
我的生日 It's my birthday
耶 Yeah!
各位 我们要穿过恶魔的屁股眼啦 Guys, we're coming up on the Devil's Anus!
就是这艘 There she is.
我们要驾驶它离开这里了 Our ticket out of here.
这是什么 Hey, what's this?
谢谢 Thank you.
老兄 我们要上那艘大飞船了 Hey, man. We're about to jump on that ginormous spaceship.
你来吗 You wanna come?
看来 你们确实有点群龙无首啊 You do seem like you're in desperate need of leadership.
谢谢你 Why, thank you.
准备好 Here we go.
见鬼 Shit.
阿斯加德的人们 Asgardians...
你们有些人受到蛊惑 Some misguided soul
偷走了彩虹之剑 has stolen the Bifrost sword.
说出剑的下落 Tell us where it is
否则可就别怪我不留情面 or there will be consequences.
后果很严重 Bad ones.
没人吗 Well?
你 You.
动手吧 行刑官 Well? Executioner?
刀下留人 Wait!
我知道剑在哪儿 I know where the sword is.
我从没想过我会回来 I never thought I'd be back here.
我以为比这个美多了 I thought it'd be a lot nicer.
我不是说这不美 只是这里更像是一片火海 I mean, not that it's not nice. It's just, it's on fire.
看着儿 群山之中 Here, up here in the mountains.
有热感信号 人们都聚在一起了 Heat signatures. People clustered together.
海拉是朝他们去的 She's coming for them.
好 把我放到宫殿那里 我会把她引开 Okay, drop me off at the palace and I'll draw her away.
然后白白送死 And get yourself killed?
那些被困在地堡里的人才是重点 The people trapped down there are all that matters.
我对付海拉的时候 你们带人们从阿斯加德撤离 While I'm dealing with Hela, I need you two to help get everyone off Asgard.
你凭什么觉得我们能做到 How the hell are we supposed to do that?
下面有人和你们接应 I have a man on the ground.
大家注意 Asgard.
她来了 She's here.
现在这飞船有枪了 Now the ship has a gun.
现在我来接手吧 I'll take it from here.
我在武器库找到了这个 I found this in the armory.
祝你好运 Good luck.
王子殿下 Your Majesty...
活着回来 Don't die.
你懂我的意思 You know what I mean.
继续往前走 We must keep moving!
我们去彩虹桥 Go to the Bifrost!
姐姐 Sister.
你还活着呢 You're still alive.
你把这里收拾得不错 我瞧见新的装潢了 I love what you've done with the place. Redecorating, I see.
我可不像父亲那样 解决所有事情的方法只是遮遮掩掩 It seems our father's solution to every problem was to cover it up.
或者干脆不闻不问 Or to cast it out.
他说你独一无二 他对我说过同样的话 He told you you were worthy. He said the same thing to me.
你瞧 You see?
你根本不了解他 You never knew him.
也不清楚他鼎盛时期的力量 Not at his best.
奥丁和我让血与泪淹没了整个世界 Odin and I drowned entire civilizations in blood and tears.
你以为这金碧辉煌是怎么来的 Where do you think all this gold came from?
忽然 有一天 And then, one day,
他决定要做个仁爱大帝 he decided to become a benevolent king.
抱德炀和 抚慰苍生 To foster peace, to protect life.
还有了你 To have you.
我知道你为什么不满 I understand why you're angry.
你是我姐姐 严格来讲 你是王位的继承人 And you are my sister, and technically have a claim to the throne.
其实我巴不得有人自告奋勇 And believe me, I would love for someone else to rule.
不过一定不能是你 But it can't be you.
你实在是 烂到家了 You're just the worst.
好啊 起来吧 Okay, get up.
那是我的王座 You're in my seat.
父亲曾经跟我说 You know, Father once told me
明智的君主从不挑起战争 that a wise king never seeks out war.
但是他也必须时刻准备应战 But must always be ready for it.
往回走 Go back!
快 Go!
说实话 我真高估你了 To be honest, I expected more.
海姆达尔 Heimdall!
交出那把剑 The sword!
我跟你说说你我的不同 Here's the difference between us.
我是奥丁的长嗣 I'm Odin's firstborn,
第一顺位继承人 阿斯加德的救世主 the rightful heir, the savior of Asgard.
而你什么都不是 And you're nothing.
你的动作如此明显 瞎子都看得出来 So simple, even a blind man could see it.
你让我想起了老爸 Now you remind me of Dad.
这条破狗就是打不死 The stupid dog won't die!
一切都会没事的 看我的吧 Everything's gonna be all right now. I got this.
想知道我是谁吗 You wanted to know who I am?
你在胡扯些什么呢 What the hell are you talking about?
你会明白的 You'll see!
你瞧 他们谁也跑不了 You see? No one's going anywhere.
我会拿到那把剑 I'll get that sword,
即使需要把这群人斩尽杀绝 even if I have to kill every single one of them to do it.
哥们儿 Hey, man.
我是科恩格 这是米克 I'm Korg. This is Miek.
我们要上那艘宇宙飞船 然后离开这里 你要一起吗 We're gonna jump on that spaceship and get out of here. Wanna come?
你们的救世主来了 Your savior is here.
你们想我了吗 Did you miss me?
所有人快上船 快 Everyone, on that ship now.
欢迎回家 我看见你来了 Welcome home. I saw you coming.
我就知道 Of course you did.
这些英勇的努力 不过是负隅顽抗罢了 It's a valiant effort, but you never stood a chance.
你看 You see...
我既不是女王 也不是怪物 I'm not a queen or a monster.
我是死亡之神 I'm the Goddess of Death.
你是什么之神来着 What were you the god of, again?
即便你有两只眼睛 Even when you had two eyes,
也无法看到事物的全部 you'd see only half the picture.
她太强大了 没了雷霆之锤 我做不到 She's too strong. Without my hammer, I can't.
索尔 你是锤子之神吗 Are you Thor, the God of Hammers?
那锤子 是为了让你控制你的力量 让你更专注 That hammer was to help you control your power, to focus it.
它不是你力量的来源 It was never your source of strength.
一切都晚了 她已经占领了阿斯加德 It's too late. She's already taken Asgard.
阿斯加德不是一个地方 从来不是 Asgard is not a place. Never was.
这里可以是阿斯加德 This could be Asgard.
阿斯加德是人民之所在 Asgard is where our people stand.
即便是现在 就是现在 他们需要你的帮助 Even now, right now, those people need your help.
我不像您那么强大 I'm not as strong as you.
不 No...
你比我强大 You're stronger.
告诉我 弟弟 Tell me, brother.
你是那个什么神来着 What were you the god of, again?
- 你来晚了 - 你的一只眼睛没了 -You're late. -You're missing an eye.
仗还没打完呢 This isn't over.
我觉得应该解散报仇者联盟了 I think we should disband the Revengers.
接着用闪电劈她 Hit her with a lightning blast.
我刚才用了有史以来最强烈的闪电劈她 I just hit her with the biggest lightning blast in the history of lightning.
她毫发无损 It did nothing.
我们只需要拖住她 让大家安全上船 We just need to hold her off until everyone's on board.
没那么简单 It won't end there.
海拉在阿斯加德的时间越长 她就会变得越强大 The longer Hela's on Asgard, the more powerful she grows.
她会一直追杀我们 She'll hunt us down.
我们得在这儿解决了她 We need to stop her here and now.
那我们该怎么办 So what do we do?
我可不玩"救命"游戏了 I'm not doing "Get Help."
阿斯加德不是个地方 它是人民 Asgard's not a place, it's a people.
洛基 Loki,
我们这不是要阻止诸神黄昏 this was never about stopping Ragnarok.
我们要让"诸神黄昏"顺利发生 This was about causing Ragnarok.
去地下宝库 用苏尔特尔的皇冠 Surtur's crown, the vault.
这是唯一的办法 It's the only way.
这想法挺疯狂的 老兄 Bold move, brother.
连我都觉得很疯狂 Even for me.
那我们上吧 Shall we?
你先上 After you.
这太疯狂了 This is madness.
走 快点儿走 Go! Go, now!
为了阿斯加德 For Asgard.
海拉 Hela!
伴随永恒之火 汝于此刻重生 With the Eternal Flame, you are reborn.
海拉 够了 Hela, enough!
你想要阿斯加德 是你的了 You want Asgard, it's yours.
你跟我耍什么花招都没有用 Whatever game you're playing, it won't work.
你不是我的对手 You can't defeat me.
这我知道 No, I know.
但他可以 But he can.
不 No.
在我面前颤抖吧 阿斯加德 Tremble before me, Asgard!
我来找你算账了 I am your reckoning!
人们都安全了 The people are safe.
这才是最重要的 That's all that matters.
我们终于实现了预言 We're fulfilling the prophecy.
我讨厌这个预言 I hate this prophecy.
我也讨厌 但我们别无选择 So do I, but we have no choice.
苏尔特尔毁灭阿斯加德 Surtur destroys Asgard,
毁灭了海拉 人民才能活下去 he destroys Hela, so that our people may live.
我们得让苏尔特尔完成这件事 否则 But we need to let him finish the job, otherwise...
不 No!
浩克 住手 你个白痴 Hulk, stop, you moron!
浩克 住手 Hulk, stop.
求求你这次听我的 别砸他 Just for once in your life, don't smash.
那可是个大怪物 Big monster!
快走吧 Let's go!
好吧 Fine.
我是阿斯加德的末日 I am Asgard's doom!
破坏程度其实还好 The damage is not too bad.
只要地基还牢固 As long as the foundations are still strong,
我们就能重建家园 we can rebuild this place.
这地方还会再次成为 It will become a haven
让全宇宙的人都羡慕的天堂 for all peoples and aliens of the universe.
现在这地基也毁了 抱歉 Now those foundations are gone. Sorry.
我这是干了些什么啊 What have I done?
你让大家逃过一劫 You saved us from extinction.
阿斯加德不是个地方 Asgard is not a place...
而是人民 It's a people.
你当之无愧 It suits you.
我突然觉得 其实你没有那么坏 弟弟 Maybe you're not so bad after all, brother.
我可是多变的哟 Maybe not.
谢谢 Thank you.
你要是在我身边 我真想拥抱你 If you were here, I might even give you a hug.
你在这儿 I'm here.
你的王座 Your throne.
那么 阿斯加德之王 So, King of Asgard.
咱们去哪儿 Where to?
我也没主意 I'm not sure.
有什么建议吗 Any suggestions?
米克 你老家是哪儿的 Miek, where are you from?
米克死了 Miek's dead.
是我不小心 在桥上的时候把他踩死了 Yeah, no, I accidentally stomped on him on the bridge.
我现在觉得很内疚 所以这一整天我一直抱着他 I've just felt so guilty, I've been carrying him around all day.
米克你还活着 Miek, you're alive!
他还活着 你刚才问什么来着 哥们儿 He's alive, guys. What was your question again, bro?
那就去地球吧 Earth it is.
你真的觉得回地球是个好主意么 Do you really think it's a good idea to go back to Earth?
当然了 地球上的人们很爱戴我 我很受欢迎的 Yes, of course. The people of Earth love me. I'm very popular.
那我把话说明白点 Let me rephrase that.
你真的觉得 把我带回地球 是个好主意么 Do you really think it's a good idea to bring me back to Earth?
老实说 也许带你回地球不太好 Probably not, to be honest.
不必担心 弟弟 我觉得一切都会好起来的 I wouldn't worry, brother. I feel like everything's gonna work out fine.
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我的天 Oh, boy.
我想说的是 我为大家感到骄傲 I just gotta say, I'm proud of you all.
这次起义非常成功 This revolution has been a huge success. Yay, us!
值得表扬 值得表扬 Pat on the back. Pat on the back.
难道不值得表扬么 Come on. No?
我真为你们感到高兴 因为这次起义我也有所参与 Me too. 'Cause I've been a big part of it.
毕竟要是没有我 这次起义你们能推翻谁呢 Can't have a revolution without somebody to overthrow.
不用谢我 So, you're welcome.
我们这算是平局吧 And it's a tie.