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and holly's little kingdom
today's adventure starts at the little
castle
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honey it is a para from planet phone and
hello Tyra nice to see you again what's
all this noise this is no alien invasion
nice it's our friend Cyrus from Planet
phone we have come for help from thee
wise one wise one that must be me no
dear I think he means the wise old elf
oh yeah
smarty pan he lives at the gray elf tree
over there thank you we will go and look
for smarty pants
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hello elfin we are looking for the one
they call smarty pants he must mean the
wise old elf did someone say my name
good to see you
we need your help smarty pants well of
course anything I can do is it true you
can solve any problem yes I can solve
any problem good we have a big problem
once the pony time a whole planet was a
wonderful planet it was covered in trash
and all my school there was everything
we needed and we were surrounded by
beautiful flowers we worked happily in
our Factory and everything was fine it
sounds very nice yes it was but now it
is very hot and
do not grow anymore oh that's a shame
so we want you to bring all the plants
back to life and make planet pong
nice again like it was before that
sounds a bit difficult but can't you use
your magic magic elves don't do magic
and I'm an elf so you cannot help us you
are not smarty pants yes I am smarty
pants and I will save your planet with a
dear bit magic but wise although elves
don't do magic don't worry about it Ben
good we'll go now this will be an elf
expedition to save planet bong and I'll
just need to stop on the way to collect
a friend
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now we have fun lucky fan Here I am how
do I get down
is there a ladder I am afraid we do not
have this ladder you speak of merely a
primitive chronic beam what do you want
it's the middle of the night we're going
to plan it form it's very hot there ah a
holiday I love holidays yes and I have a
job to do there which may require the
services of a fairy helper I can help
I'm good at helping I need a sensible
fairy not me a fairy who does magic in a
responsible grown-up way it's only
thought you said my time oh very well
if we're going on holiday we'll need to
pack something no no no it's not a
holiday
whatever let's see what do we need for
holiday swimming costumes and power
we'll need sunscreen sunscreen to face
took the basket beachball birthday kick
cook our sector she's bringing
everything but the kitchen sink
oh I maybe forgot Thank You wise over
kitchen thing Wow Oh bat in your bag
that is my magic bag we're going on
holiday in applying to stop to planets
all holiday here we come
and it's not really a holiday we must
leave Oh tight everyone it can't be
bumpy what do you mean something
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why are we closing there is no gravity
in space nothing to hold you down sorry
I forgot to turn on the ship's gravity
motor
ah look at all the pretty sparkly lines
behold the wondrous science of an alien
race where's the toilet we do not go to
the toilet
incredible being so advanced they have
stopped needing to go to the toilet oh
yeah what am i once again should have
gone before we set off maybe they'll be
toilets at the beach is there a beach on
planet bong Hellenic bong is all II Wow
Oh Beach
yeah it is very hot and sunny
what anyone like a snack yes please
this machine can make eat food or drink
you die can I make orange juice yeah
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delicious can it make a German peanut
butter and banana sandwich yeah no it's
gonna make anything in the universe but
not jelly which is a shame because I
like Jenny jelly
I can do jelly nanny a little bit of
jelly never did anyone any harm
magic jelly please oh it is a bit small
I would like lots of jelly okay magic
chale a jelly flood inside a pressurised
spacecraft landed you have surpassed
yourself thank you wise old elf
mmm magic
Jenny is very tasty what was that we're
slowing down the engines stopped
why I'll tell you why it's full of magic
jelly I'm drifting in deep space we're
stuck here forever and ever and ever and
ever and ever
I'm stuck here forever
aren't we yeah we have smarty pants he
can fix the engine well I will open the
engine now
Martita besides I think the engine I'd
love to but I can't go outside I don't
have a space suit it's Mason oh hang on
I think I can't win in mind mash you
burn
here you are and thank you nanny
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hmm this looks a bit like plumbing elves
are good at blobby and I - oh hello
there what are you doing here I'm a
fairy helper remember well don't touch
anything
this is advanced alien technology
capable of travelling across the
universe at the speed of light although
it is very light plumbing maybe if I
give it a kick
why don't you just give it a push
give it akbash this technological
vehicle you just gave it a cake oh okay
let's give it a push it's just like
getting a car to start
okay mr. Cyrus give us a bit of gas okay
nothing more okay
it worked they went off like a rocket
tell me for hey come back with lift on
my right jaw Hey
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will daddy plum and the wise old elf be
lost in space forever find out next time
in Planet bong episode 2 and holly's
little kingdom
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we're lost in deep space I can't believe
they just left us behind
I hope they turn the spaceship around
and come back for us
yes otherwise we'll be floating here
together for all eternity
how long is eternity a very very long
time
oh well let's play game while we're
waiting I spy with my little eye
something beginning with s stars yes
you're good at this can I have another
go if your must I spy with my little eye
something to getting with um s stars no
space ha you said it is a really good
game this is going to be a very long
eternity holiday here we come but what
about the wise old helper Manny
oh we left them behind well it was nice
knowing them no daddy we have to go back
for them yeah without flirty and we
cannot make planetfall
beautiful again stars no space no oh
right he wants stars can I have another
go
babe we say saved from an eternity of I
spy
oh that's worried we carry on our board
is Lansing spacious space - Oh Marty and
when we get to planet bong you will make
all these plants grow again and of
course you should nanny when we get to
planet bong I may need a little bit of
elk yes I am the fairy helper and I
already helped you man the Flying Saucer
yes this might be a bit bigger bigger we
are the perfect holiday planet
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I am home again and I have brought
Frankie to save our planet
[Applause]
yeah to celebrate a special meeting of
people at all
he's totally yeah on Planet Fung we get
smaller as we get older who said that if
their daddy
oh hello say hello everybody
the great leader is very old it is a
fantastic honor for you to meet em say
hello Gaston Gaston steeped in the great
mr. naughty dust on spit the great
leader out terribly sorry
he's not very house trained ah yeah as a
special guest we will now welcome you
with a song boys when are we going to
start playing the choose either national
anthem under rightful it is to Cyrus why
do you live on the ground one planet
fall was covered in from everywhere was
green and beautiful and the people were
happy then he glanced again
dinah it became too hot to live on the
surface so we moved underground everyone
lives underground yes even the animals
animals it is just a flopper cackles
what sprung eat is a pet Oh
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the flubber gurgles what blog is so cute
honey can we take the flubber Terkel
flats blog back home with us please I
think it is much happier living here
darling oh um when do we go to the beach
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big beach but where's the sea there is
no see
so where can we swim no where there is
no water not for swimming not for
drinking not for anything nothing but
fan yes just fans and SAP exam exams and
band yeah 20 funky and sand and sand it
be the door
so this isn't a holiday no it's a rescue
mission your majesty yes smarty pants is
here to save us
please smarty pants make the plants grow
yes
I've given this problem a lot of thought
and I believe that I smarty pants have
the answer God
so without further ado I will hand over
to my very alpha me yes just magic the
plants up would you oh right
he is very excellent thank you my
pleasure now please do the rest of the
planet for Oh permit yes but our nanny
plum not an interplanetary terraforming
bioengineer
do you mean this is it
yes plants aren't easy to do what's the
fiddly base
oh so smarty pants you cannot favor
after all well no thank you for trying
oh and remember it ain't a salsa dance
and it catch it for once la no wait a
minute
plants need water to grow yes and Evie
had lots of water you could have lots of
town yeah so we just need to make it
rain I can do that Plains much easier to
make the plan it's just water then
please make it rain magic one on Planet
bow make it rain
loud and strong
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yeah yeah you have and innocent
unspoiled world of nature gentle and
beautiful image lavender
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what's happening we are starting a
series
suppose they call that close yeah they
always do that
Oh lovely and now you can have your
honey day uh you know what I see we'll
just go home
Benny man I will take you home
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thank you again smarty pants no it was
nothing but you may be imagined to the
whole planets worth of rain to honor our
alien yes
the elf band will now play a tune uh are
you sure that's a good idea
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and now I must return home then and
holly's little kingdom
today's adventure starts on the elf road
hubs are you looking forward to your
first day at fox cubs Ben yes dad I
loved being a fox cub when I was your
age I still got my hat in my day it was
old gray wolf in charge they got a new
leader now I wonder who it is
welcome to fox cubs everybody I'm the
new leader
don't call me nanny plum I'm fluffy owl
to wit the womb hi ollie
hi Dan oh hello nanny plum what are you
doing here
I'm the new fox cub leader you have to
call me fluffy ow
sweet - whoo oh hello fluffy all you
have to say that's wait so we're a bit
as well
cow it towel you're just in time for the
badges Oh is someone getting a badge Ben
you're going to have so much fun getting
your badges dad
what that just did you get when you're a
fox cub I got an adventure badge a
sailing badge and a knots badge a knots
patch yes after days and days of playing
not after not I finally got my knots bad
it was hard work but worth it
we want the badge hey everyone step
forward and tell me what bad you'd like
you first Rosie can I
and thank you match play when adventure
badge but but can I be sailing badge a
poor one sailing bad strawberry what
would you like and not bad please Hagen
stop it stop it at once
you don't just hand out badges I know
you have to earn your badges to get my
adventure badge I had to spend three
days camping in the wild well I watched
a whole night of TV am i watching TV bad
watching TV badge that's not what the
fuck's cubs are about the Fox comes
about having adventures in the wild
adventures do sound like bad we like
adventure mr. al can we have an
adventure in the wild
well it's not up to be it's up to fluffy
ol oh very well
follow me everyone okay here we are
having an adventure what do we do
well imagine we had to look for food how
do we find fish a fluffy owl why don't
you show the children how to find food
in the wild
all right this way everyone know they'll
see it's not easy to find food in the
wild
hi are we Sam food ice cream ice cream
yeah from the ice cream van over there
but that's cheating look you said find
some food so we did now you're changing
the rules
we got your last reread for mister well
okay moving on from finding food does
anybody know how to make a shelter Oh me
me I brought my friends
what hey there we go
it's got five bedrooms a bathroom a
television are they gonna player oh it's
amazing
two percent in the world we can't sleep
in that why not what's wrong with being
comfortable when you're on holiday this
is an adventure not a holiday
we'll make a shelter out of two twigs
and a leaf you'll need the twigs up like
this and the crystal what have you got
tea twigs and a leaf where's the bad you
sleep on the ground it's nature's bed
lovely and cozy but why bother we need
to sleep in my castles hands you're
missing the point
your fox cubs want a real adventure ah
good if you're going to learn how to
survive in the wild you have to be in a
wild like
top of a mountain huh lafiel please
magicus to that top of a mountain
okay I bracket Sabra Wow
we're at the top of a real mountain
fantastic now how are we going to get
home
yay I'll magic home let's say you don't
have your one with you okay I'll call
for how your firm either hey what's
going to make it very very difficult to
get home exactly but when you get home
you will have earned your adventure
badge so what do we do sir
maybe we should start by working out
which mountain we're on good Ben that's
exactly what we should do no fair
which man - did you magic us - no idea
what you just said a mountain I don't
know what mounting from another well
that makes things a bit tricky why
because we don't even know what country
where it and perhaps you should magic us
back home and we'll start again I come
you say my one down the mountain oh yes
let's ring for help but you three fluffy
out fine young amount in turn oh yes so
I did you wanted us to be known oh we're
lost happy now I'm sure mr. elf wouldn't
have sent us to the top of the mountain
if he didn't know how to get us home
Thank You strawberry okay I think I can
work out where we are
by using my compass let's see North is
that way and the position of the Sun is
oh my goodness we're on Everest what's
that then
monk Everest the tallest mountain in the
whole world
it's melt every spark from Oh dad a bit
far from home Ben yes and he's a really
very high bit high
yes Holly I think we just climbed down
just climb down to climb down Everest
the enormous treacherous mountain of
rock and ice perilous cliff after
terrorist list that could only be
conquered for the world's greatest
mountain yes the Mount Everest is not
safe for children to climb down no Mount
Everest isn't a child-friendly what we
do now mr. Einstein okay oh how do we
have my castle ten what good would that
do we could watch TV the fairy flies the
hell in that wind you'll be blown away
no what we need is someone who can climb
down the mountain and fetch help
I know Gaston is good at climbing oh
good idea man go Guster go get help
it may be some time before Gaston
returns after climbing down the mountain
he will have to journey through the
jungle us the desert when the origin
before he arrives at the Little Kingdom
hello Gaston suffice us what's that all
the children and fluffy owl and mr. elf
all trapped at the top of a mountain you
say well then this is a job for old gray
wolf
Oh
lead the way Gaston Papa is this dogs in
far still further oh how we nearly there
so quite away then gasps don't think on
my angel I hope he the ride and he's
brought in gray wolf
oh I'm sorry please be here old gray
donkey each tone gray wolf and you have
to say I will okay oh well what's your
plan old gray wolf a wool have you
brought the elf helicopter to lift us to
safety or a team of mountain rescue
elves took carriers down the mountain
actually I set off it in a bit of a
hurry and you were a bit further away
that I expected so you're just here on
your own without a plan of any sort yes
that's about it maybe you should do a
bit of a magic I'd love to they threw my
wand away so that's why I found it at
the bottom of the mountain
oh it's good to have you back again so
if you wouldn't mind him magic in us
back home no problemo
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that's with a really good adventure
Thank You fluffy I'll do it true well
you should thank mr. elf it was his idea
Thank You mr. elf yes dad it was great
oh and I think all of you fox cubs have
earned your adventure badges indeed
adventure badges for everyone
and for fetching help in the fox cubs
hour of need one of you has earned the
rescue badge gaston of course and
holly's little kingdom
today's adventure stops the great been
morning dad aren't you even started
packing yet we're going on holiday today
remember we're not leaving for ages mr.
elf please try and relax
I'll try mrs. elf but you know I find
holidays difficult
hi dad hi Olli so I'm taking Gaston to
the vet do you want to come along
yes no no no you're not going anywhere
Ben you've got to stay home and pack
your holiday bag oh please let me go dad
it's ages before we have to set off on
holiday and we'll be really quick gasps
Don's just going to the vet for a
checkup
okay tell Ahmet and straight back no
dawdling yes dad see you later
why is Gaston on the lead he didn't
really want to go to the back he's never
been before
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don't worry Gaston the vet is really
nice hi strawberry
where's come to see the vet that's my
mum she's the vet come in ma'am bedding
Holly has called Gaston so have a
checkup hello Gaston there is nothing to
worry about just Gaston upon my table
please what a good lady bird now let's
have a look in your mouth hmm nice
healthy teeth oh wow you're really good
with animals
well I am a vet she's my mum let's check
your eyes pop up his eyes look really
big nearly done now we'll just take your
temperature temperatures fine all is
good good good guess
you're efficient healthy maybe bird
trouble here's a sticker for a very
brave boy
oh by Gaston I shouldn't need to see you
again for quite a while well done boy
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what's taking them so long mister oh we
don't need to leave for ages being back
oh well we're back and not a moment too
soon
we've got really good news Gaston is fit
and healthy and the vet gave him a
sticker for being a very brave boy
lovely no Ben start packing we're going
on holiday remember dad I just had a
very good idea
yes Gaston can come with us on holiday
oh yeah
that's a super idea no this is a family
holiday Gaston is family um where we're
going I don't think they allow pets yes
they do
well Gaskins not coming and that's final
ah now for the 1 billionth time then
please start packing your holiday bag
yes start come on then I'll help you
pack berries are good at packing holiday
bags and I'm a fairy
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right what am I going to pack hmm
probably simply just to pack everything
how about this ball oh you want to play
don't you Gaston
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well done Gaston's great at catching are
you alright he's had to sealer we'll
have to take him back to the vet Ben
have you packed your holiday bag yes dad
good so now there is nothing to stop us
setting off we can leave as soon as we
get back from the vet back from that's
it but but but yeah look after that leg
and that leg and that leg and that leg
and that leg and learn yes sometimes
himself oh dear you better bring him
straight in I didn't expect to see you
back so soon Gaston it's a bit sore
isn't it I landed it for you and I'll
sprinkle on a little fairy dust just to
make it heal quickly
yes I'm scratching it no Gaston you
mustn't scratch it or it won't get
better I'll just pop on this plastic
collar now he can't scratch it sorry
Gaston here's another sticker for being
so brave
well be careful now I don't want to see
you back here again
oh well mrs. OH have you got the holiday
tickets yes here they are good throw
them down to me oh I'm not sure that's
such a good idea mr. elf you might not
catch them
oh I'll catch them okay if you're sure
you see elves are great at catching and
I'm an elf ah
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why has Gaston got that big collar on
don't just hunt you look like that song
sorry Gaston here are the car keys
shall I bring them down oh just throw
them to me mrs. elf if you're sure
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Gaston caught the keys
Gaston great attaching even like that
color on yes well done Gaston give me
the car keys back now oh he swiped the
keys the keys are in Gaston's Tommy mr.
Bertie swallowed the car keys we have to
get them back Polly
have you got your wand with you yes mr.
Earl good use magic to turn cast on
inside out what I'm not sure that's a
very good idea we'll have to take Gaston
back to the vet she can get the keys out
come on then quick hello Gaston I didn't
expect to see you again so soon
Oh what matter he swallowed my car keys
now Gaston let's have a look at you hmm
I see good good I have some very good
news yes Gaston sealer is better
hey I can take Gaston scholar off hey
and here's a sticker for being a free
for you again
that's all really Dudley and great and
everything but how do I get my car keys
back oh that
okay Oh see if I can find them just take
a look in the front end hmm nothing here
well no the back end
nothing here either now for the middle
I'll use the x-ray hold still
there they are 50 so how do we get them
out we let nature take his course let
nature take its course
what does that mean I think she means
wait for him to poo it out that's right
we all just have to follow him around
for a bit
looks like Gaston might be about to go
how disgusting but at least when we get
in the keys back ah he only did away ah
then little darling we just have to wait
for him to go in his own time in his own
time but we don't have any more time
we're going to be late for the holiday
did you get the key
um we have to wait for nature to take
its course what does that mean it means
we have to wait for Gaston to Gaston
coughing what's wrong with him now the
keys mr. elf you're a very lucky man
yes well Gaston you certainly deserve
another brave boy sticker
well sing gasps Alma had more stickers
and spots gasps Don's been through a lot
he could do with somewhere warm and nice
for a good rest he can come on holiday
with us that would be perfect I'm sorry
but I did say Gaston couldn't come but
that was before he'd been sick uh he
probably needs a pets passport I can
give him one a food it's settled then
Gaston can come on holiday with us oh
yeah
yay have a lovely holiday then keep
Gaston warmed have you got food for him
and a cushion yeah by Haskell and
remember I don't want it to you again
for a long long time and holly's little
kingdom
today's adventure starts at the middle
wolf my cats Barnaby Tian Sharif tu
honey
Wow what was that I don't know it was
coming from the oldest wolf mine but
into the dwarf line okay yes I think so
I can hear voices oh that was loud
we'd better tell the Greiner why fall
down there are knives in the mine the
mine what mine the old dwarf mine you're
not supposed to be in there it's
dangerous we went in there we just heard
a big bang yes I'm the ground shook like
that
oh no that dwarves have woken up what
cannot yes deep inside the mine
the dwarves have been sleeping they
sleep for years and years then when they
wake up they start to dig
today digging for precious jewels gold
diamonds gemstones but digging for
things doesn't make a big bang noise it
does when the dwarves do it they carry
out big explosions underground
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then dig through the pests they just dig
and dig and dig until yes yes mrs. elf
they keep digging until they are so
tired they fall asleep again they sleep
and sleep and look like they're big
bigger than house yes
dwarf the huge this is a worrying time
the hole of a Little Kingdom might get
dug up holes everywhere what I'm gonna
do
just vote hope they dig in the other
direction hope they don't come anywhere
near us own it all just letting you know
there'll be some digging work in this
area
Oh No we apologize in advance for any
inconvenience caused to your journey
journey
what journey we're not going anywhere
now Oh what if I were you look at this
hole someone could fall II hmm I think
we need to talk to King Cecil
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wise old elf to see you your majesty
mm walls your majesty thoughts their
back no I'm afraid so
we haven't got a dwarf infestation for
years but now is woken up I see well
they live underground mostly maybe they
won't bother us but they've already dug
a hole by the elf tree it's only one
hole maybe you can turn it into a pond
or something
Your Majesty you don't understand this
is just the start
the dwarfs will dig up all of the little
kingdom wise old elf you worry too much
it will be fine gracious I say do you
mind what's that mate you made a great
big hole in my courtyard nap l don't get
upset upset my complet falling over yeah
you want to get that fixed now listen
here I'm the king
Oh a complaint is it you better talk to
the boss right I will be go he did hello
I want to speak a boss I on a minute
Oh last day what Dad a second duck i
what you were saying I want to speak to
the boss I'm the boss do you have an
appointment he doesn't need one
he's the king a king doesn't make
appointments nor even at the
hairdresser's uh daddy doesn't have any
hair he's bald well that's not our fault
look we want to complain about the noise
what noise the noise from the mine I
can't hear anything
toys now look I'm the king and I'm
commanding you to stop all the digging
yeah the thing is though you're only
King above the ground just to the top
soil below there's crime the boss
perhaps we can't stop digging anyway
that's what we do we won't stop until we
found gold and diamonds and gems I've
got an idea
nanny plums and magic you ups and gold
and diamonds and gems
good thinking Holly there we go problems
fall now kindly stop digging but I can
magic up that stuff hey where's the fun
in that
you have to dig for it now if you don't
mind some of us have work to do come on
reg let's get digging
well that could have gone better let's
go away and come up with another plan so
if no one wants this treasure can I have
it
yes yes take it silently
everyone now we are gathered here to
discuss the dwarf problem they're making
loud bang no digging holes everywhere
they've dug up my turret yes yes we all
know how annoying they can be corny
magic from away no fairy magic doesn't
work on Dwarfs I know how to get rid of
the dwarves we take all this treasure Oh
sneak into the mine and bury the
treasure keep down
Oh and then the dwarves will take it out
and they'll be happy and stop digging
correct
excellent plan all right nanny plums in
charge off you go but it's my plan okay
you can both be in charge thank you your
majesty but I mean charge really we need
to bury the
Tricia deep down in the mind what how to
justify the Train never beg wait for me
mine here we come the line deep very
deep hold tight everyone
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one dig dig dig dig dig dig in on all my
house alone create the diamonds we take
the gold
dig dig dig dig dig how can we hide
treasure with always walls around I know
I'm could've voice it this is the dwarf
all gone our lives don't go don't go
past brilliant
now what's big right boy tape right
right okay well done nanny plum no prob
right let's hide this pleasure
quickly now wars never stop digging for
long
here they come
oh fuck oh there we go
diamonds these diamonds here and we
found the treasure
yes Oh lots of it well does that creep
do hey what do you mean
keep digging in cases more treasure of
course we always think twice as hard
when we find treasure oh no what are you
doing here anyway
this is a dwarf ugly area we put the
treasure there for you to find yep we
thought you stopped digging we thought
you'd be happy why are so four of you
and we thought you'd stop making that
racket well I suppose all the noise
could be a bit upsetting yes yes it is
and that's why we apologize in advance
come on lads let's get digging
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holy sticking is made me quite tired may
2000
I think they're going to slay yes
they've tired themselves out
night-night boss know it no loads good
now they'll sleep failures they'll sleep
sleep and sleep and fly then they'll
wake up and start digging all over again
yes they'll dig and dig and dig and dig
and