无论那些是什么外星人 他们并不是刚到 Whoever those aliens are,
他们已经在地球逗留了一阵了 they haven't just been arrived, they've been here for a while.
Harriet Jones Flydale North的下院议员 Harriet Jones, MP for Flydale North.
我以为我现在是首相了 I thought I was Prime Minister now.
啊! Aaaaagh!
感谢各位都佩带着身份证件 Thank you all for wearing your ID cards.
这有助于辨认你们的尸体 They'll help to identify the bodies.
也许这对人类来说是致命的 Deadly to humans, maybe...
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翻译：火腿 小十 皮诺诺 校对：遥若离 后期：小甲
啊 Ah!
Jackie! Jackie!
嘿 你们想抓外星人吗 Hey! You want aliens, you've got them.
他们就在这儿 就在唐宁街里面 快来 hey're inside Downing Street. Come on!
恢复我的伪装 快点 快 Reinstate my disguise me! Hurry up, hurry!
不 等等 东西还在那里面 No, wait! They're still in
应急条例 我们需要那个 there - the Emergency Protocols, we need them.
啊啊啊喔 Aaaagh!
你们都到哪儿去了 Where've you been?
我呼救了 我拉响了警报... I called for help, I sounded the alarm...
刚才有道...闪光 某种 there was this...Lightning, this kind of,
呃 电光 然后他们都倒下了 um, electricity, and they all collapsed.
- 恐怕他们都死了 - 我说的就是这个 - I think they're all dead. - That's what I'm saying.
是他干的 那边那个男人 He did it! That man there!
我想你们会发现 首相是一个披着伪装的外星人 I think you'll find the Prime Minister is an alien in disguise.
- 这么说不会有用的 是吧 - 是的 - That's never gonna work, is it? - No.
好吧 Fair enough.
在下面 Down there!
以应急条例赋予的权力 Under the jurisdiction of the Emergency Protocols,
我命令你们处死这个人 I authorise you to execute this man!
好吧 现在 没错 你们看 呃 问题是... Well, now, yes, you see, er, the thing is...
如果我是你们 如果我要处死一个 If I was you, If I was gonna execute
背靠着墙的人 someone by backing him up against the wall,
友情附赠一个小建议 Between you and me, little word of advice
别让他背对着电梯门 don't stand him against the lift.
你好呀 Hello!
躲起来 Hide!
重申一次 全面隔离上面的楼层 I repeat, the upper floors are under quarantine.
你们留在原地 You will stay where you are.
之前所有的指令全部无效 You will disregard all previous instructions,
你们将直接听命于我 you will take your orders directly from me.
Green先生 长官 抱歉 但你得跟我走 Mr Green, sir, sorry, but you've got to come with me.
我们应该疏散整座大楼的人群 We should evacuate the entire building.
军士 你有没有 呃... 看过应急条例 Sergeant, have you erm..read the Emergency Protocols?
- 没有 长官 - 那就不要质疑我 - No, sir. - Then don't question me.
封锁10号 严守一楼 Seal off Number Ten, secure the ground floor,
如果博士逃下楼 格杀勿论 and if the Doctor makes it downstairs, shoot on sight!
你们都听见他说的话了 还不行动 You heard him, move out!
好戏就要开场了 Let the sport begin.
我快被这气体交换装备给毒死了 I'm getting poisoned by the gas exchange.
- 我需要 脱光透透气 - 那就一展雄姿吧 - I need to be naked. - Rejoice in it.
你的身体是如此的美丽 Your body is magnificent.
哦 好有趣哦 Oh, such fun.
人类小宝贝 你们在哪儿呢 Little human children, where are you?
人类小可爱们 到我的怀抱里来吧 Sweet little human kins, come to me.
让我好好亲亲你们 Let me kiss you better.
用我的大绿唇亲亲你们 Kiss you with my big green lips.
去那里看看 Go and check it out!
狩猎对我们很有好处 能净化血液 It does us good to hunt, it purifies the blood.
我们要把这层楼隔离起来 We'll keep this floor quarantined
作为最后阶段开始前的藏身之所 as our last hiding ground before the final phase.
- 我的兄弟们 - 狩猎开心吗 - My brothers. - Happy hunting?
太有趣了 It's wonderful.
你越是慢慢拖延 她们散发的臭气就越浓郁 The more you prolong it, the more they stink.
汗水与恐惧 Sweat and fear!
我能闻到一个老女人 I can smell an old girl.
走味的香水和疏松的骨质 Stale perfume and brittle bones.
还有一个可口的少女 散发着荷尔蒙和肾上腺素的芬芳 And a ripe youngster, all hormones and adrenalin.
浑身充满着年轻新鲜的诱惑 Fresh enough to bend before she snaps.
- 啊 - 不 先吃我 吃我 - Ah! - No! Take me first, take me!
出来 跟着我 Out! With me!
- 你又是谁 - Harriet Jones - Who the hell are you? - Harriet Jones,
- Flydale North的下院议员 - 很高兴见到你 - 我也是 - MP for Flydale North. - Nice to meet you. - Likewise.
我们得去内阁会议厅 We need to get to the Cabinet Rooms.
应急条例在那里 The Emergency Protocols are in there.
里面写了如何应对外星人事件 There are instruction for aliens.
- Harriet Jones 我喜欢你 - 我想我也喜欢你 - Harriet Jones, I like you. - I think I like you too.
再往前一步 我的音速设备就会 One more move and my sonic device'll
将酒精的可燃性提高到三倍 triplicate the flammability of this alcohol.
呼 大家一起上天 所以 后退 Woof, we all go up. So back off.
很好 提问时间 Right, then, question time.
Slitheen到底是什么人 Who exactly are the Slitheen?
- 他们是外星人 - 没错 这个我知道 谢谢 - They're aliens. - Yes, I got that, thanks.
如果不是人类 那你又是谁 Who are you, if not human?
谁不是人类 - 他不是人类 - 他不是? Who's not human? - He's not human. - He's not?
你们能不能安静一会儿 - 抱歉 Could I have a bit of hush? - Sorry.
那么 你们的计划是什么 So, what's the plan?
但他有北方口音 But he's got a northern accent.
- 很多星球都有北方 - 我说了 安静 - Lots of planets have a north. - I said Hush!
说吧 Come on!
你们在北部海域藏了一艘飞船 You've got a spaceship hidden in the North Sea
在发送信号 transmitting a signal.
你们一路杀上政府高层 为什么 入侵么 You've murdered your way to the top, what for, invasion?
我们为什么要入侵这块荒芜的石头 Why would we invade this godforsaken rock?
那么你们Slitheen种族踏足此地一定另有其因 是什么 Then something's brought your Slitheen race here, what is it?
Slitheen种族 Slitheen才不是我们的种族呢 The Slitheen race? Slitheen is not our species.
Slitheen是我们的姓氏 Slitheen is our surname.
Jocrassa Fel Fotch Pasameer-Day Slitheen 乐意为您效劳 Jocrassa Fel Fotch Pasameer-Day Slitheen at your service.
- 那么你们是一家人 - 家族企业 - So you're family? - A family business.
所以你们是来获利的 Then you're out to make a profit.
你们在这荒芜的石头上能赚到什么钱呢 How can you do that on a godforsaken rock?
啊 容我插句嘴 你的设备 Aaaaaaah, excuse me. Your device
能干什么 将酒精的可燃性提高到三倍么 will do what - "Triplicate the flammability"?
我是那么说的吗 - 你瞎编的 That's what I said? - You're making it up.
哦 好吧 至少我试过啦 Oh, well. Nice try.
Harriet 喝点酒吧 我想你可能需要来一点 Harriet, have a drink. I think you're gonna need it.
- 你该先递给左边 - 抱歉 - You pass it to the left first. - Sorry.
- 多谢 - 现在 我们这次的狩猎可以由 一场屠杀来画上句号 - Thanks. - Now we can end this hunt. . .With a slaughter.
你不认为我们应该逃了吗 Don't you think we should run?
唐宁街有一段迷人的历史 Fascinating history, Downing Street.
两千年以前 这里是一片沼泽地 2, 000 years ago, this was marshland.
1730年 这里属于一位Chicken先生 他是个不错的人 1730, it was occupied by a Mr Chicken. He was a nice man.
｛\a6｝特拉法加级潜艇是英国海军主战攻击型核潜艇 现役7艘这是最后一位以私人性质居住在唐宁街的人
1796年 这里被建成了内阁会议厅 1796, this was the Cabinet Room.
如果内阁大臣们在开会时遇到了危险 If the Cabinet's in session and in danger,
这里差不多有全英国最安全的四面墙 these are about the four safest walls in whole of Great Britain.
下课 End of lesson
1991年安装的 3英尺厚的钢筋 Installed in 1991. Three inches of steel,
嵌在每面墙的内部 lining every single wall.
- 他们绝对进不来的 - 那我们又怎么出去呢 - They'll never get in. - And how do we get out?
啊 Ah.
他被关得严严实实的 He's safely contained.
现在 切断那间房的通信 然后召集家人 Now cut off the communications, then summon up the family!
是时候永远了结这疯狂的星球了 It's time we finished with this insane planet for good.
唐宁街内部依旧没有传来任何消息 And there's still no word from inside Downing Street,
但我们迎来了更多的官员大臣 though we are getting even more new arrivals.
那是英国皇家空军的Tennant James上校 That's Group Captain Tennant James of the RAF,
但我们对他被招至此处的原因一无所知 though why he's been summoned, we've no idea.
那是Ewan McAllister And that's Ewan McAllister,
苏格兰议会副书记 Deputy Secretary for the Scottish Parliament.
这位就更加出乎意料了 - And this is most unusual -
据说那是Sylvia Dillane I'm told that is Sylvia Dillane,
北部海域船业俱乐部的主席 chairman of the North Sea Boating Club.
究竟这些人间有何联系 我们毫无头绪 Quite what connects all these people, we have no idea.
上校 Group Captain.
很高兴你来了 大家都在楼上 Delighted you could make it. We're meeting upstairs.
精神满满啊 上去吧 That's the spirit, off you go.
很高兴见到你 这边走 Good to see you. Come on through.
啊 军士 现在博士已经被解决了 Ah, Sergeant. Now that the Doctor's been neutralised,
上面的楼层禁止任何人入内 the upper levels are out of bounds to everyone.
- 那他们是谁 - 内部人士 军士 他们是内部人士 - Then who are they? - Need to know, Sergeant, need to know.
我要你去联络媒体 I want you to liaise with Communications.
代理首相要做一个公开演讲 The Acting Prime Minister will be making a publicaddress.
他会对全世界进行演讲 He will speak to the nations of the world!
到这来 从这儿走过去换衣服 There you are. If you'd just like to go through and get changed.
好吧 沿着走廊走到底 Now, if you'd like to head down to the end of the corridor,
左手边的第一间就是 it's first on the left.
谢谢你 Thank you.
- 你有没有更带劲儿的喝的 - 没门儿 - Got anything stronger? - No chance.
我见识过你喝了酒的样子 现在可不是该狂欢的时候 I‘ve seen you when you had a few. This ain't time for a conga!
我们得告诉别人 We've gotta tell someone!
我们能相信谁 就我们所知 Who do we trust? For all we know,
他们身体里都有个巨大的泥糊糊的怪物 they've all got big bog monsters inside of 'em.
我是说 这就是他做的事儿 Jacks I mean this is what he does, Jacks.
博士那个家伙 他去哪里 That Doctor bloke, everywhere he goes,
就把死亡和毁灭带到哪里 现在他让Rose也身陷其中了 death and destruction, and he's got Rose in the middle of it.
他身体里也有一只巨大的绿怪物吗 Has he got a great big green thing inside him, then?
说不准 I wouldn't put it past him.
但不管你喜不喜欢 But like it or not,
他是唯一知道怎么对付那些东西的人 he's the only person who knows how to fight these things!
我那时以为我死定了 I thought I was gonna die.
坚强点 好么 Come on, yeah?
要哭也该是我哭啊 If anyone's gonna cry, it's gonna be me.
现在 你在我的公寓里很安全 Now, you're safe in my flat, Jacks.
没人会到这来找你的 No-one's gonna look for you here
大家都知道你讨厌我 especially since you hate me so much!
你救了我的命 老天啊 太不好意思了 You saved my life! God, that's embarrassing!
还用你说 Telling me!
他想杀死我 He wanted me dead.
他还在外面 Micky And he's still out there, Mickey.
那个警察 那个东西 That policeman. . .That thing!
好吧 你们先撤吧 Right, you head off.
告诉控制中心 我还有一点小事要处理 Inform control I've one or two things that still need doing.
我与Tyler太太还有话要说 I haven't quite finished with Mrs Tyler yet.
大家都到了吗 Is that all of us?
除了Sip Fel Fotch 大家都到齐了 All the family except Sip Fel Fotch.
- 他为自己找了一个猎物 - 啊 - He's found a hunt of his own. - Ah.
他叫什么 What was his name?
- 谁 - 这个人 这个 呃 秘书 还是什么的 - Who? - This one. The, er, secretary, or whatever he was called.
我不知道 我跟他说过话 I don't know. I talked to him.
还帮他拿了一杯咖啡 I brought him a cup of coffee.
却没问过他的名字 I never asked his name.
对不起 Sorry.
好吧 我们手头有什么 有没有终端 或者别的什么 Right, what have we got? Any terminals, anything?
没有 这地方真是老古董一样 Nope, this place is antique.
我不明白 他们杀了首相之后 I don't get it. When they killed the Prime Minister,
为什么不用他做伪装 why didn't they use him as a disguise?
他太瘦了 他们都是大块头 He's too slim, but they obese.
他们需要大块头的人类身体 They need to fit inside big humans.
但Slitheen有8英尺高 他们是怎么挤进去的 But the Slitheen are eight feet. How do they squeeze inside?
｛\a6｝特拉法加级潜艇是英国海军主战攻击型核潜艇 现役7艘1英尺等于30.48厘米 8英尺约为2.4米
是他们脖子上的装备压缩场 That's the device round their necks, compression field
能把他们压得变小一点 literally shrinks them down a bit.
那就解释了他们为什么总放屁 大量气体交换 That's why there's all that gas, the big exchange.
真希望我也有一个压缩场 我就能穿小一码的衣服了 Wish I had a compression field, I could wear a size small.
抱歉 有人死了 这不是说笑的时候 Excuse me, people are dead! This is not the time for making jokes.
抱歉 跟他成为朋友之后 你就会对这些习以为常了 Sorry, you get used to this stuff when you're friends with him.
那么 这样的友谊可真奇怪 Well, that's a strange friendship.
Harriet Jones 我听过这个名字 Harriet Jones. I've heard that name before.
Harriet Jones 你不是什么名人吧 是吗 Harriet Jones. You're not famous for anything, are you?
- 没有啊 - 有点印象啊 Harriet Jones - Hardly! - Rings a bell. Harriet Jones?
恐怕我一辈子就只能当个后座议员了 此时此刻我也没起到什么用处 Lifelong backbencher I'm afraid and a fat lot of ues of I am being now.
紧急议案完全没用 The Protocols are redundant.
上面列出了可以帮忙的人 但他们都死在楼下了 They list people who could help and they're dead downstairs.
他们有没有防御代码之类的 Hasn't they got like defence codes or something?
我们就不能直接朝他们发射个核弹吗 Couldn't we just launch a nuclear bomb at them?
你这个小姑娘真是太暴力了 You're a very violent young woman.
- 我是说真的 我们可以啊 - 好吧 但这上面没有那种东西 - I'm serious, we could! - Well, there's nothing like that in here.
核弹袭击的确需要一个发射代码 Nuclear strikes do need a release code,
没错 但那是由联合国保密的 yes, but it's kept secret by the United Nations.
- 再说一遍 - 什么 代码的那句 - Say that again. - What, about the codes?
所有的话 Anything, all of it.
呃 好吧 不列颠群岛无法使用原子武器 Ehh... Well, the British Isles can't gain access to
除非能得到联合国特别决议的批准 atomic weapons without a Special Resolution from the UN.
- 说得好像真能阻止他们一样 - 就是说啊 - Like that's ever stopped 'em. - Exactly,
考虑到我们以往的记录 given our past record...
我投了反对票 非常感谢 And I voted against that, thank you very much.
政府不再控制这些代码 The codes have been taken out of the government's hands
转交给了联合国 这很重要吗 and given to the UN. Is it important?
一切都很重要 Everything's important.
如果我们知道Slitheen到底想要什么 If only we knew what the Slitheen wanted.
听我说的话 好像Slitheen很普通一样 Listen to me, I'm saying Slitheen as if it's normal!
那他们到底想要什么 What do they want, though?
他们只是一个家族 所以这不是入侵 They're just one family, so it's not an invasion,
他们没想建立Slitheen世界 they don‘t want Slitheen world.
他们是来赚钱的 They're out to make money.
那就意味着他们想利用地球上的某样东西 That means they want to use something, something here on Earth.
- 某种资源 - 比如说什么呢 金矿吗 - Some kind of asset. - Like what? Gold?
石油 水吗 Oil? Water?
你很在行啊 You're very good at this.
- 谢谢 - Harriet Jones 我怎么会知道这名字呢 - Thank you. - Harriet Jones, why do I know that name?
- 哦 我的手机 - 但我们被封锁了 你怎么会有信号的 - Oh, that's me. -But we are sealed off. How did you get a signal?
他鼓弄的 超级手机 He zapped it. Super phone.
那我们就可以打电话求助了 你一定有联络人吧 Then we can phone for help, you must have contacts!
有是有 都死在楼下了 Dead downstairs, yeah.
是Micky It's Mickey.
哦 告诉你笨蛋男朋友 我们正忙着呢 Oh, tell your stupid boyfriend we're busy.
是吗 他可不笨呢 Yeah, he's not so stupid after all.
不 不 不 不 不仅仅是外星人 No, no, no, no, not just alien,
还很外星人 是全身臭烘烘 湿哒哒 恶心巴拉的外星人 but like, proper alien, all stinking and wet and disgusting,
更重要的是 它想杀了我们 and more to the point, it wanted to kill us!
- 我差点就没命了 - 她还好吗 - I could have died! - Is she all right though?
别让她接电话 直接告诉我就行了 Don't put her on, just tell me.
是Ricky吗 别讲话 闭上嘴 Is that Ricky? Don't talk, just shut up
然后到电脑那去 and go to your computer.
我叫Mickey 我为什么要听你的话 It's Mickey, and why should I?
Micky 那个傻蛋 我可能没说完这句话 Mickey, the idiot, I might just choke
就呛死了 但是 我需要你 before I finish this sentence, but...I need you.
上面要输密码 It says "Password?"
再说一遍 Say again.
它要我输密码 It's asking for the password.
Buffalo 两个F 一个L Buffalo. Two Fs, one L.
｛\a6｝特拉法加级潜艇是英国海军主战攻击型核潜艇 现役7艘密码是Buffalo 意为威慑
这是什么网 So what's that website?
人类所知的所有秘密信息 All the secret information known to mankind.
看到没 他们很多年前就知道外星人了 See, they've known about aliens for years.
却让我们两眼一抹黑 They just kept us in the dark.
Micky 你生来就是黑的 Mickey, you were born in the dark.
- 哦 别欺负他 - 多谢 - Oh, leave him alone. - Thank you.
- 还要输密码 - 重复输 每次都输这个 - Password again. - Just repeat it, every time.
大本钟 为什么Slitheen要去撞大本钟 Big Ben. Why did the Slitheen go and hit Big Ben?
你说是为了把专家都聚到一起杀掉 You said to gather the experts, to kill them.
他们那帮人为了个气象气球都能聚到一块儿 That lot would've gathered for a weather balloon.
根本没必要到伦敦市中心搞紧急着陆 You don't need to crash-land in the middle of London.
Slitheen还未亮出真面目 The Slitheen are hiding,
他们却让整个地球都进入红色预警 为什么 but then they put the entire planet on red alert. Why?
- 噢 听听她说的话 - 喂 至少我在努力 - Oh, listen to her - Oi! At least I'm trying.
呵 如果你不介意的话 我有一个问题要问 What, I'VE got a question, if you don't mind.
自从那个男人进入了我们的生活 Since that man walked into our lives,
我在大街上被袭击 I've been attacked in the streets,
我的客厅里出现了来自地狱深渊的怪物 I've had creatures from the pits of hell in my own living room
我的女儿还会人间蒸发 and my daughter disappear off the face of the Earth.
- 这些我都跟你解释过了 - 我在跟他讲话! - I told you what happened. - I'm talking to HIM!
因为我算是见识过你的世界了 Cos I've seen this life of yours,
博士 也许你觉得很来劲儿 Doctor, and maybe you get off on it,
也许你觉得这样挺聪明挺帅气 and maybe you think it's all clever and smart,
但你敢不敢跟我说 - 就回答我这一句 - but you tell me - just answer me this -
我的女儿安全吗 is my daughter safe?
我很好 I'm fine.
她安全吗 Is she safe? !
她能一直安全么 你能跟我保证吗 Will she always be safe, can you promise me that?
喂 你的回答是什么 Well, what's the answer?
进去了 We're in.
好了 在左上角 Now, then. On the left, at the top,
有一个小标签 一个图标 一个小同心圆 点击它 there's a tab, an icon, little concentric circles, click on that.
那是什么 What is it?
Slitheen在北部海域有艘飞船 The Slitheen have got a spaceship in the North Sea
在发射信号 现在 transmitting that signal. Now,
安静 让我听听那信号在说什么 hush, let me work out what it's saying.
总有一天他要回答我的 - 嘘 He'll have to answer me one day. - Hush!
这是某种信息 It's some sort of message.
- 什么信息 - 不知道 它一直在循环 不断地重复 - What's it say? - Don't know, it's on a loop, keeps repeating.
- 安静 - 不是我 - Hush! - That's not me!
- 去看看谁在门口 - 现在是凌晨三点 - Go and see who that is. - It's three o'clock in the morning.
那去告诉摁门铃的人吧 Well, go and tell THEM that!
这个信号在向太空中发射 给谁发射呢 It's beaming out into space. Who's it for?
来了 All right!
Tyler太太 Mrs Tyler.
噢 Ooh!
- 是他 是那个东西 是Slickeen - 他们找到我们了 - It's him, it's the thing! It's the Slickeen! - They've found us!
Micky 我需要那个信号 Mickey, I need that signal.
别管那个信号了 出去 妈妈 赶紧跑出去 快出去 Never mind the signal, get out! Mum just get out! Get out!
出不去了 它就在门口 We can't, it's by the front door.
哦 老天 Oh, my God.
它在现形了 它会杀了我们的 It's unmasking. It's gonna kill us.
一定有对付他们的办法的 There's got to be some way of stopping them!
你不是传说中的专家嘛 - 动动脑筋啊 You're supposed to be the expert - think of something!
我在想 I'm trying!
交给我吧 Jackie 你快跑 I'll take it on, Jackie. You just run.
别回头 死命跑 Don't look back. Just run.
那可是我妈妈啊 That's my mother.
好吧 如果我们要找出它们的弱点 Right! If we're gonna find their weakness,
就得知道它们从哪儿来 是哪个星球的 we need to find out where they're from, which planet.
那么 根据它们的基本外形 So, judging from their basic shape
范围缩小到了5000个行驶距离内的星球 that narrows it down to 5000 nearby planets within travelling distance
我们还知道什么 给我信息 What else do we know about them? Information!
- 它们是绿色的 - 范围缩小了 - 嗅觉很灵敏 - They're green! - Narrows it down. - Good sense of smell.
- 缩小了 - 它们可以闻到肾上腺素 - Narrows it down. - They can smell adrenaline.
- 范围缩小了 - 那个猪的技术 - 再次缩小 - Narrows it down. - Pig technology. - Narrows it down.
泰晤士河里的飞船 你说是气流发动机 Spaceship in the Thames. You said slipstream engine
再缩小范围 Narrows it down.
它要进来了 It's getting in!
- 他们打猎 就像个仪式 - 再缩小 - They hunt, like a ritual. - Narrows it down.
等等 你们有没有注意到 Wait, did you notice?
当他们放屁时 请原谅我的用词 When they fart, if you'll pardon the word,
闻起来不单单是屁的味道 请原谅我的用词 it doesn't just smell like a fart, if you'll pardon the word,
还有其他气味 是什么呢 它更像是 呃 it's something else? What? It's more like, um.
口臭 - 就是这个 Bad breath! - That's it!
钙腐烂的气味 这下范围缩小了 Calcium decay! THAT narrows it down!
- 我们就快想到了 妈妈 - 太迟啦 - We're getting there, Mum! - Too late!
磷酸钙 有机钙 活性钙 Calcium phosphate, organic calcium, living calcium,
由活性钙构成的生物 还有什么吗 creatures made out of living calcium. What else?
带连字符的姓 没错了 只有一个星球符合条件 Hyphenated surname! YES! That narrows it down to one planet!
是Raxacoricofallapatorius星 Raxacoricofallapatorius!
好极了 我们可以给它们寄封信 Great, we can write 'em a letter
到厨房里去 Get into the kitchen!
天哪 它要把我们给撕碎了 Oh, God, it's going to rip us apart!
钙被压缩场弱化了 Calcium weakened by the compression field.
用醋酸 找醋 Acetic acid! Vinegar!
- 就像汉尼拔一样 - 像汉尼拔一样 - Just like Hannibal! - Just like Hannibal!
- Mickey 你家有没有醋 - 这我怎么知道 - Mickey, have you got any vinegar? - How should I know?!
- 这是你家厨房啊 - 水池边的那个柜子 中间的架子上 - It's your kitchen! - Cupboard by the sink, middle shelf!
- 我来找 你需要什么 - 任何有醋的东西 - Oh, give it here. What d'you need? - Anything with vinegar.
腌黄瓜 Gherkins!
好的 腌洋葱 Yeah, pickled onion!
- 腌鸡蛋 - 你亲这家伙吗 - Pickled eggs! - You KISS this man?
汉尼拔做了什么 Hannibal?
汉尼拔用醋溶解了岩石 翻过了阿尔卑斯山 Hannibal crossed the Alps by dissolving boulders with vinegar.
哦 好吧 来干杯吧 Oh. Well, there you go, then.
他死了 Sip Fel Fotch Pasameer-Day Slitheen死了 He's dead. Sip Fel Fotch Pasameer-Day Slitheen is dead.
我能感觉到 I felt it.
这怎么可能 How could that happen?
一定是有人运气很好 Somebody must've got lucky.
这是这块破石头上的人最后的好运了 That's the last piece of luck anyone on this rock will ever have.
女士们先生们 Ladies and gentlemen. . .
世界各国 nations of the world.
整个人类 Humankind.
外星领域最杰出的专家们 The greatest experts in
今晚齐聚在此 extraterrestrial events came here tonight.
他们因同一个原因而来 They gathered in the common cause.
而我现在要给大家带来一个十分沉痛的消息 But the news I bring you now is grave indeed.
专家们都死了 The experts are dead.
就在我眼前 被外星人谋杀了 Murdered, right in front of me, by alien hands.
地球上的人们啊 请听我说 Peoples of the Earth, heed my words.
这些"访客"来者不善 These "Visitors" Do not come in peace.
听听这个 Listen to this!
我们的探测器已经搜索了地球上空 'Our inspectors have searched the sky above our heads.'
他们发现了 And they have found. . .
大规模杀伤性武器 MASSIVE weapons of destruction
- 只要45秒便可实施攻击 - 什么 - 'capable of being deployed within 45 seconds. . .' - What?
我们的技术人员能抵挡外星探测器 Our technicians can baffle the alien probes,
但坚持不了太久 but not for long.
我们濒临灭亡 'We are facing extinction.
除非我们先下手为强 'Unless we strike first!'
英国正好处于 'The United Kingdom stands
母舰的正下方 directly beneath the belly of the mothership.'
我请求联合国 I beg of the United Nations.
通过一项紧急决议 把代码交给我们 Pass an emergency resolution. Give us the access codes.
用核弹直击敌人的心脏 A nuclear strike at the heart
这是我们生存的唯一机会了 of the beast is our only chance of survival.
因为 Because. . .
此时此刻 from this moment on,
我必须庄严的履行职责 it is my solemn duty to inform you. . .
我宣布 地球开战了 planet Earth is at war.
他瞎编的 天上根本就没什么武器 He's making it up! There's no weapon up there,
- 没有任何威胁 他凭空编造出来的 - 你觉得人们会相信他吗 - no threat. He invented it! - Do you think they'll believe him?
- 他们上次就相信了 - 这就是Slitheen大张旗鼓的原因 - They did last time. - That's why the Slitheen went for spectacle.
他们想让全世界陷入恐慌 They want the whole world panicking
因为你们这些人 会惊慌失措 展开攻击 cos you lot, you get scared, you lash out.
他们会授予防御代码 - Slitheen就得到了核武器 They release the defence codes. - The Slitheen go nuclear
但这是为什么 But why?
你们得到了代码 就发射导弹 但不是向太空发射 You get the codes, release the missiles. But not into space -
那里什么也没有 你们会 there's nothing there. You attack
攻击地球上的所有国家 而他们会反击 every other country on Earth. They fight back.
第三次世界大战爆发 整个星球会被核武器摧毁 World War Three. Whole planet gets nuked.
而我们会非常安全地 And we sit through it,
待在飞船里 在泰晤士河上看完这场闹剧 safe in our spaceship, waiting in the Thames.
不是坠机 只是停泊在那 不到两分钟的路程 Not crashed, just parked. Barely two minutes away.
但你们会摧毁这颗星球 这个美丽的地方 为了什么 But you'll destroy the planet. This beautiful place. What for?
为了利益 那个发送到宇宙里的信号 是条广告 Profit. That's what the signal is, beaming into space. An advert.
本世纪的特卖 Sale of the century! We
我们把地球变成一块熔渣 然后卖了它 reduce the Earth to molten slag, then sell it.
一块一块的 Piece by piece.
放射块可以给 Radioactive chunks
每一条廉价航线和预算有限的货船 capable of powering every
补充能量 cut-price starliner and budget cargo ship.
现在经济萧条啊 博士 人们都喜欢便宜货 There's a recession out there, Doctor. People are buying cheap.
这颗行星会变成初级燃料 This rock becomes raw fuel.
代价是五十亿人的生命 At the cost of five billion lives.
哈 还赚了呢 Huh! Bargain.
我给你一个选择 离开这颗星球 否则我会阻止你 I give you a choice. Leave this planet, or I'll stop you.
什么 就凭你 What? You?
困在你的小箱子里 Trapped in your box?
是的 就凭我 Yes. Me.
昨天我们见证了一个崭新世界的开始 Yesterday saw the start of a brave new world.
今天却可能见证它的毁灭 Today might see it end.
街上空无一人 The streets are deserted.
每个人都在家里 等待着 Everyone's home, just waiting,
纽约掌握着他们未来的命运 as the future is decided in New York.
纽约正值午夜 It's midnight here in New York.
联合国成员被聚集起来 The United Nations has gathered.
英国向他们提交了确凿的证据 England has provided them with absolute
证明大规模毁灭性武器确实存在 proof that the massive weapons of destruction do exist.
安理会将在 'The Security Council will
几分钟之内作出决定 make the resolution in a matter of minutes.
一旦授予代码 'And once the codes are released,
就宣告了人类第一次星际战争的开始 'humanity's first interplanetary war begins.'
军士 Sergeant!
我们将在首相办公室里接电话 We'll take the call in the Prime Minister's office.
坚守你们的岗位 Maintain your positions.
祝你好运 Good luck.
看呐 电话居然真是红色的 Look at that! The telephone is actually red!
他们还有多久才会打电话 How long till they phone?
来倒数吧 Counting down. . .
好吧 博士 我不是说我信任你 OK, Doctor. I'm not saying I trust you,
但你一定能做点什么吧 but there must be something you can do.
如果我们能让港口发酵 就可以制造醋酸 If we could ferment the port, we could make acetic acid.
- Mickey 有发现吗 - 里面有很多个紧急号码 - Mickey, any luck? - There's loads of emergency numbers.
- 但都是转到了语音信箱 - 语音信箱真要命啊 - They're all on voicemail. - Voicemail dooms us all.
- 我们要是从这出去就好了 - 想出去是有办法的 - If we could just get out of here. - There's a way out.
- 你说什么 - 总有路可以出去 - What? - There's always been a way out.
那为什么不用呢 Then why don't we use it?
因为我没法保证你女儿的安全 Because I can't guarantee your daughter will be safe.
你敢! 无论如何 你敢! Don't dare! Whatever it is, don't you dare!
- 问题就在这里 如果我不这么做 所有人都会死 - 那就做吧 - That's the thing. If I don't dare, everyone dies. - Do it.
- 你都不知道我要做什么 就让我去做 - 是啊 - You don't even know what it is. You'd just let me? - Yeah.
求你了 博士 拜托你 她是我的女儿 她还只是个孩子 Please, Doctor, please! She's my daughter, she's just a kid.
你以为我不知道这点吗 这就是我的生活 Do you think I don't know that? Cos this is my life,
Jackie 不好玩也不帅气 Jackie. It's not fun, it's not smart,
只能站出来做决定 it's standing up and making a decision.
- 因为没人会这么做 - 那你还等什么 - Because nobody else will. - Then what are you waiting for?
我有可能拯救世界 却会失去你 I could save the world, but lose you.
但这选择不该由你来做 博士 该由我做决定 Except it's not your decision, Doctor. It's mine.
- 你他妈的又是谁 - Harriet Jones 是Flydale North的下院议员 - And who the hell are you? - Harriet Jones, MP for Flydale North.
这房间里唯一由选举产生的代表 The only elected representative in this room.
为人民所选 为人民服务 Chosen by the people for the people,
我代表人民命令你 放手一搏 and on behalf of the people, I command you. Do it.
胜利 Victory. . .
应该赤裸着迎接 should be naked!
- 我们要怎么出去 - 不出去 就待在这里 - How do we get out? We don't. - We stay here.
安理会正在投票 结果随时都会揭晓 The Council is voting. The result should be known any second now.
用buffalo这个密码 它有着最高的优先级 Use the buffalo password, it overrides everything.
你在做什么 What are you doing?
黑进皇家海军系统 Hacking into the Royal Navy.
进去了 在这儿呢 金牛号皇家海军舰艇 特拉法加级核潜艇 We're in! Here it is, HMS Taurean, Trafalgar Class submarine,
｛\a6｝特拉法加级潜艇是英国海军主战攻击型核潜艇 现役7艘
离普利茅斯只有10英里远 ten miles off the coast of Plymouth.
｛\a6｝特拉法加级潜艇是英国海军主战攻击型核潜艇 现役7艘普利茅斯（Plymouth），英国英格兰西南区域德文郡
很好 我们需要选择一颗导弹 Right, we need to select a missile.
我们没办法弄到核弹 没有防御代码 We can't go nuclear. We don't have the defence codes.
不需要 一颗普通的导弹就行了 We don't need it, just an ordinary missile.
第一类里都有什么 What's the first category?
- UGM-84A号鱼叉潜艇导弹 - 就是这个 选中它 - Sub harpoon, UGM-84A. - That's the one! Select!
我可以阻止你 I could stop you.
那就动手吧 Do it then.
准备好了吗 Ready for this?
好了 Yeah.
笨蛋Mickey 世界的命运在你手中 Mickey the idiot, the world is in your hands.
发射 Fire!
这里有多坚固 How solid are these?
不够坚固 这是为防御短程攻击而建造的 Not solid enough. Built for short-range attack,
对这么强的攻击没用 - 好吧 nothing this big. - All right. . .
现在我要做决定了 我不要死 I'M making a decision. I'm not gonna die.
我们这次会挺过去的 We're gonna ride this one out.
就像他们说的 地震的时候站在门框底下可以幸存下来 With earthquakes, you can survive by standing under a doorframe.
这个壁橱很小 所以它很坚固 过来帮忙 快点 This cupboard's small, so it's strong. Come and help. Come on!
投票结果出来了 The vote is in.
安理会的决定是 The Council says. . .
同意 yes.
他们会提供代码 They are releasing the codes.
快响啊 该死的 Ring, damn you!
进入雷达监控范围了 It's on radar!
556号防御机制 Counter defence 556.
- 阻止他们拦截导弹 - 我正在努力 - 好样的 - Stop them intercepting it! - I'm doing it now! - Good boy.
556号已失效 556 neutralised.
你说的"正在接近"是什么意思 What do you mean, "Incoming"?
所有人赶快出去 快出去 快点 Everybody out! Now! Now!
这到底是什么情况 What the hell is that for?
先生 有个导弹 Sir, there's a missile. . .
抱歉 Sorry!
这是我的 你拿了我的 That's mine. You've got mine!
快帮我穿上 帮我穿上 Disguise me, disguise me!
不 你是金发的那个 我想换一个 把它脱下 No, you're the blonde. I want the other one, take it off!
所有人 赶快跑 Everybody, run!
快跑 大家快离开这儿 Run! Let's get out of here!.
很高兴认识你们俩 Well, nice knowing you both.
汉尼拔保佑 Hannibal!
哦 嘣 Oh, boom. . .
英国制造 坚不可摧啊 Made in Britain!
哦 天哪 你们还好吗 Oh, my God. Are you all right?
Harriet Jones 是Flydale North的下院议员 Harriet Jones, MP, Flydale North.
我要你立刻与联合国联系 I want you to contact the UN immediately.
告诉各国代表 危机已经结束了 Tell the ambassadors the crisis is over,
他们可以回家休息了 快去 告诉他们这个消息 they can step down. Go on, tell the news!
是 长官 Yes, ma'am
总得有个人来收拾这一大堆烂摊子 Someone's got a hell of a job sorting this lot out.
哦 上帝啊 我们甚至还没有首相 Oh, Lord! We haven't even got a Prime Minister!
- 也许你可以去试试 - 我吗 我只是个后座议员 - Maybe you should have a go. - Me! I'm only a backbencher.
- 我愿意投你票的 - 好了 别犯傻了 - I'd vote for ya. - Now, don't be silly.
我得走了 看看我能帮上什么忙 I'd better go and see if I can help.
等等 Hang on!
我们安全了 地球安全了 We're safe - the Earth is safe!
军士 Sergeant!
我就觉得我知道这名字 I thought I knew the name.
Harriet Jones Harriet Jones.
未来首相 连任三届 Future Prime Minister, elected for three successive terms.
缔造了英国的黄金时代 The architect of Britain's Golden Age.
危机过去了 The crisis has passed!
女士们先生们 我有些话要对大家说 Ladies and gentlemen, I have something to say to you all. . .
此时此日 Here today. . .
人类傲然屹立 .Mankind stands tall -
战无不胜 proud and undefeated!
上帝保佑人类 God bless the human race.
"人类傲然屹立" "Mankind stands tall. . ."
Harriet Jones 她以为她自己是谁啊 Harriet Jones - who does she think she is?
看她啊 占了全部的功劳 在那里的应该是你 Look at her, taking all the credit. It should be you on there.
我的女儿拯救了世界 我觉得也有博士的功劳 MY DAUGHTER saved the world! - I think the Doctor helped a bit
好吧 他也有份 All right, then, him too.
你们应该被授予爵位 You should be given knighthoods.
这不是他做事的风格 It's not the way he does things.
从不计较 他只是继续前行 No fuss, he just moves on.
如果你给他一个展示的机会 他没有你想象的那么坏 He's not that bad, if you gave him a chance.
我承认 他在危机时表现不错 He's good in a crisis, I'll give him that.
哦 世界已经改变啦 Oh-h-h! The world HAS changed.
- 你在说他的好话 - 我没得选择 - You're saying nice things about him. - I've no choice.
自从你迷上他 就没办法把他甩掉啦 There's no getting rid of him, since you're infatuated.
我没有迷上他 I'm not infatuated!
- 他吃什么 - 这话是什么意思 - What does he eat? - How d'you mean?
我打算做土豆肉饼 大家一起坐下来吃 I was gonna do shepherd's pie. All of us, proper sit-down.
因为 Cos
我已经准备听听了 I'm ready to listen. I wanna
我想了解下你和他 还有你们这种生活 learn about you and 'im and that life you lead.
不过 我不知道 他是个外星人啊 Only, I dunno, he's an alien.
就我所知 他也许喜欢吃草或者曲别针之类的东西 For all I know he eats grass and safety pins and things.
如果他喜欢土豆饼 He'll have shepherds pie. . .
你要做给他吃吗 - 这有什么问题么 You're gonna cook for him? - What's wrong with that?
看来他终于找到了真爱啊 He's finally met his match.
翅膀硬了啊 敢这么说我 You're not too old for a slap, you know!
明天我们可以去拜访下你的祖母 We can go and visit your gran tomorrow.
你最好学点法语 Better learn some French.
我告诉她你去了法国 I told her you were in France.
我说你去做寄宿帮工了 I said you were au pairing. . .
Tardis来电
喂 Hello?
好了 再过几个小时 Right, I'll be a couple of hours,
- 我们就可以走了 - 你居然有电话 - then we can go. - You've got a phone!
你觉得呢 我能穿越时空 You think I can travel through space and
还能没电话么 哼 就像我说的 再过一两个小时 time and I haven't got a phone? Like I said, couple of hours.
我只要发送个取消信号 I've just got to send a dispersal. . .
好了 它清除了Slitheen发布的广告 There, that's cancelling out the
以防有投机商闻风而动 Slitheens' advert in case any bargains hunters turn up.
呃 我妈妈在煮... Um, my mother's cooking.
很好 把她放小火上煮着 慢慢炖 Good, put her on a slow heat and let her simmer.
- 她在为我们煮茶 - 我不搞那一套 - She's cooking tea. For us. - I don't do that.
- 她想了解你 - 那又如何 - She wants to get to know you. - Tough,
我还有更重要的事情要做 I've better things to do.
只是喝杯茶 - 对我来说可不是 It's just tea. - Not to me, it isn't.
- 她是我妈妈 - 恩 她不是我妈妈 - She's my mother. - Well, she's not mine.
- 这不公平 - 如果愿意的话 你可以待在家里 - That's not fair. - Well, you can stay there if you want.
但现在马头星云正酝酿着一场等离子风暴 But here's this plasma storm brewing in the Horsehead Nebula.
熊熊火焰 有几百万英里之宽 Fires are burning, ten million miles wide.
我可以把Tardis开到 I could fly the Tardis into the
风暴中心 再乘着冲击波一路飞出来 heart of it then ride the shockwave all the way out,
冲上云霄 任意停靠 hurtle right across the sky and end up anywhere.
你来决定吧 Your choice.
Rose 我在想 Rose? I was thinking,
我有瓶苦杏酒 I've got that bottle of
除夕夜那天剩下的 他喝酒吗 Amaretto from New Year's Eve. Does he drink?
- 我不知道他喝不喝酒 - 是 他喝酒 - I was wondering whether he drinks or not. - Yeah, he does.
别走 心爱的 Don't go, sweetheart.
求你别走 Please don't go.
好孩子 如果你再乱涂鸦 我就不客气了 好了 走吧 Good lad. Graffiti that again and I'll 'ave ya. Now, beat it.
我刚刚去了商店 I just went down the shop.
我一直在想 整个世界都改变了 And I was thinking, y'know, like, the whole world's changed.
外星人和宇宙飞船在公众面前出现 Aliens and spaceships all in public.
还有这个 And here it is.
- 他们怎么能这样 他们亲眼看见了啊 - 你们只是还没有准备好 - How can they do that? They saw it! - You're just not ready.
你们喜欢相信一些飘渺的东西 You're happy to believe in something that's invisible,
但一旦它出现在你眼前 不 but if it's staring you in the face - "Nope,
视而不见 "Can't see it!" There's a
用科学道理解释就是 你们太蠢了 scientific explanation for that - you're thick.
- 我们就是群傻瓜 - 呃 也不全是 - 是吗 - We're just idiots. - Well, not all of you. - Yeah?
这是给你的礼物 Mickey Present for you, Mickey.
这是一个电脑病毒 把它上传到网上 That's a virus. Put it online,
它会销毁任何证明我存在的东西 我将不复存在 it'll destroy every mention of me. I'll cease to exist.
- 你为什么要这么做 - 因为你说得对 - What d'you wanna do that for? - Cos you're right.
我很危险 我不希望有人跟着我 I am dangerous. I don't want anybody following me.
你怎么能说了这种话 还带她走呢 How can you say that, and then take her with you?
你可以照顾她 和我们一起来吧 You could look after her. Come with us.
不行 I can't.
你们的生活 This life of yours. . .
对我来说太多了 我承受不了 it's just too much, I couldn't do it.
别告诉她我说过这话 Don't tell her I said that.
我会找份适当的工作 周末上班 通过考试 I'll get a proper job. I'll work weekends, I'll pass my test.
如果Jim再来的话 我会拒绝他的 If Jim comes round again, I'll say no,
- 真的会的 - 我并不是因为你才离开的 - I really will. - I'm not leaving cos of you.
我出去旅行 仅此而已 I'm travelling, that's all,
- 我会回来的 - 但这并不安全 - and then I'll come back. - But it's not safe.
妈妈 如果你见过外面的世界 你就绝不会想待在家里 Mum. If you saw it out there, you'd never stay home.
- 装备都带齐了 - 我第一次 - Got enough stuff. - The first time
踏上飞船 确实是一时冲动 I stepped in there, it was spur-of-the-moment.
现在我正式入伙 你再也甩不掉我了 Now I'm signing up. You're stuck with me.
和我们一起走吧 房间很多的 Come with us. There's plenty of room.
没门儿 他是个累赘 我不会让他一起来的 No chance. He's a liability, I'm not having him on board.
- 没有他我们也许已经死了 - 这是我的最终决定 - We'd be dead without him. - My decision is final.
抱歉 Sorry.
祝你好运 好吗 Good luck, yeah?
你还是没有向我保证 万一她失踪了怎么办 You still can't promise me. What if she gets lost?
如果你发生了什么不测 博士 What if something happens to you, Doctor,
她被一个人留在 and she's left all alone, standing on some
几百万光年之外的一颗月亮上 那我要等多久呢 moon a million light years away? How long do I wait then?
妈妈 你忘记了吗 这是个时光机 Mum, you're forgetting - it's a time machine.
我可以去不同的恒星 行星 I could travel round suns and
直到宇宙尽头 planets all the way out to the edge of the universe,
等我回来 and by the time I get back, yeah,
也许只过了10秒钟 只要10秒钟 ten seconds would've passed. Just ten seconds.
所以别再担心了 So stop worrying.
我会在10秒之内见到你 好吗 I'll see you in ten seconds' time, yeah?
10秒钟了 Ten seconds.
这博物馆可真大啊 It's a great big museum.
外星博物馆 看来有人的爱好很特别啊 An alien museum. Someone's got a hobby.
这个笼子里装着我的一个活标本 The cage contains my one living specimen.
它一定是穿越时间落到了这里 唯一的幸存者 It must've fallen through time, the only survivor.
这会杀了他的 做点什么啊 It's killing him. Do something!
我发誓这座基地里所有的人都有危险 I swear no-one on this base is safe.
你必须把它关在那牢房里 You've gotta keep it in that cell.
它不可能出去的 这锁有10亿种组合方式 It can't get out. That lock's got a billion combinations. . .
他们是平民 让他们过去 Civilians - let 'em through!
那东西会杀了我们所有人的 That thing is gonna kill every one of us!
- 离这最近的城市是 - 盐湖城 - The nearest town? - Salt Lake City.
- 人口呢 - 一百万 - 他们都会死掉 - Population? - One million. - All dead.
如果你想要命令的话 听从这个吧 If you want orders, follow this one.
你为什么不去死 Why don't you just die? !
我们快到了 给我们两秒钟 We're nearly there! Give us two seconds.
我是来帮助你的 我是博士 I've come to help. I'm The Doctor.
毁灭 Exterminate!
- 这不可能 - 毁灭 - Impossible. - Exterminate！