先生们，我们处于危险之中，要刮风了 Gentlemen, we are in danger. There is a storm coming.
我的手下很害怕，我们得走了 My men are terrified. We must leave.
那坟墓在某处，我能感知到它 That tomb is here somewhere. I can feel it.
-拜托了，Robert，已经过了两个月了！ - Please, Robert, it's been two months!
-Archie，我不会停下脚步的！ - Archie, I'm not stopping!
爸！ Dad!
爸爸，这风怎么回事？ What's going on with this wind, Pop?
C.J，在货车里等等 C.J, go wait in the truck.
-我不想就这么在货车里等待 - I don't want to just wait in the truck.
-我说了走的！爬窗户！ - I said go! Windows up!
Robert!
-Fredericks先生！-什么- - Mr. Fredericks! - What?
救命！ Help!
C.J？你还好吧？ C.J? Are you all right?
-恩，我还好-我要下来了！ - Yeah, I'm fine! - I'm coming down!
找到了！ Yes!
我找了Ahkmenrah的坟墓整整20年的时间，而你做了什么？ I looked for the tomb of
Ahkmenrah for 20 years, and what do you do?
你恰恰掉进这个坟墓！ You fall right into it!
Amir，开始装载货车 Amir, start loading the trucks.
Fredericks先生... Mr. Fredericks...
没时间了 there is no time.
风暴朝我们卷来了 The storm is almost upon us.
那你最好快些 Then you'd better hurry.
来，所有人都动手做事 Come on. Everybody works.
嘿！你怎么回事？ Hey! What's the matter with you?
他说，我们必须立刻离开这个地方 He said, "We must leave this place immediately.
如果有人玷污了这个坟墓 "If anyone disturbs this tomb...
末日将会到来 "The end will come."
我们装载上货车 We load the trucks.
我们不由觉得我们正在犯一个可怕的错误！ I can't help feeling we're making a terrible mistake!
我们没犯错误，我们在创造历史！ We're not making a mistake, we're making history!
别杞人忧天！ Don't worry!
C.J，我们走！ C.J! Let's go!
末日将会到来 "The end will come."
欢迎，再次隆重开幕... Welcome, everyone, to the Grand Reopening...
完全翻新的海顿天文馆... of the newly renovated Hayden Planetarium...
在这里，在自然史博物馆里 here at the Museum of Natural History.
纽约名流出现在这个注定让人难忘的夜晚中 New York's glitterati have all turned out...
for what has promised to be a memorable evening...
充满了我们前来欣赏的在这个博物馆中上演的光彩夺目的特效以及科技魔法 filled with the dazzling special effects...
and technical wizardry
we've all come to admire from this museum...
还有博物馆出名的夜间节目 and its renowned Night Program.
今晚一定很有趣 Tonight gonna be fun-fun!
铛铛来这儿！ Here come Dum Dum!
嘿，Sac，我们怎么做? Hey, how we doing, Sac?
Rexy上好蜡了 Rexy is waxed and buffed.
Teddy在修饰他的胡须 Teddy is grooming his moustache.
我和新人在复查火警安全程序 Oh, and I reviewed fire
safety procedures with the primordial men.
顺便一提，最近你看到他们了吗？ By the way, have you seen them lately?
-博物馆增加了一项新的节目-什么？别 - The museum has added a new one. - What? No.
噢，确保队长处于紧张的状态，好吧？ Oh, and make sure the centurions stretch, all right?
他们在彩排中极力想做好它 They really went for it in the dress rehearsal...
但他们不习惯这类的舞蹈 and they're just not used to those kinds of dance moves.
好，所有人，听着 Okay, everybody. Everybody, listen up.
我不想使得你们紧张兮兮的 I don't want to make anybody nervous...
但市长和州长都会出席 but the mayor and the governor are both out there.
我不敢百分百保证，但我觉得Regis Philbin也会到 And, I'm not 100 percent sure, but I think Regis Philbin, too.
-Reeju Philbo？-对，Reeju Philbo - Reeju Philbo? - Yeah, Reeju Philbo.
好吧，Rexy，帮帮我 Okay, Rexy, do me a favor.
注意你的尾巴，好吗？将会有明火 Watch the tail, okay? There's gonna be open flame.
噢，Dexter Oh, Dexter...
你干得怎样，我的伙计？ how you doing, my man?
全都准备好了？ All limbered up?
看起来不错，我喜欢这条领带 Looking good. I like the tie.
有点齐本德尔舞者的模样 Got kind of a Chippendales thing going on.
都记录好了，准备走了？ All chalked up, ready to go?
好，所有人放松些，玩得开心，好吗？ Good. Okay, everybody relax and have fun, okay?
Larry.
你最好来看看这个 You better come see this.
-你以前看过它这样吗？-从没看过 - Have you ever seen it like this before? - Never.
这侵蚀之前从没发生过 This corrosion has never happened before.
它总是保持着原样的 It's always been exactly the same.
我很好奇它怎么了 I wonder what's up with it.
我不清楚 I have no idea.
实话实说 And to be honest...
对于这块牌匾的秘密，我的父亲了解得比我多 my father knew the secrets of the tablet better than I did.
不幸的是，他发誓不会泄露那些秘密 Unfortunately, he swore he'd never reveal them.
他从没泄露过 He never did.
你还好吧？ You okay?
是 Yes.
我还好 Yes, I'm fine.
今晚放松些，好吧？ Just take it easy out there tonight, all right?
在表演时间到来前你还有15分钟 You got 15 minutes till showtime.
我们明天会弄明白这事 We're gonna figure this out tomorrow.
好 All right.
瞧！他妈的！ Look at that! Doggone it!
你看到没？他们试图捕捉到光 Did you see that? They're trying to catch the light.
我知道，但你做不到，你无法捕捉到光！ I know. But you can't do it, boys! You can't catch light!
光和幸福一样难以捕捉 It's as elusive as human happiness!
我想评论 I should like to comment.
-召唤那机器-好 - Summon the apparatus. - Yeah.
召唤那机器！ Summon the apparatus!
你想说什么？ What are you gonna say?
L...
O...
L.
“笑尿” 对，我刚才笑尿了 "Laugh out loud." Yeah, that's what I did.
现在，发给这些可爱的猫咪 Now, post these adorable kittens
用我在Facebook获准的告示 with my edict of approval to Facebook.
附加一个来自老Jedediah的很大的德克萨斯式的“可不是"... Give a big Texas "Hell yeah" From old Jedediah...
因为我也很喜欢这个 because I loved it too!
发一个笑脸 Just send a smiley face.
加一个眨眼！ Yeah, but with a wink!
一个笑脸和一个眨眼！ A smiley face and a wink!
-伙计，你们在干什么？-我们只是在看猫咪 - Guys, what are you doing? - We're just watching kittens.
五分钟后你们要上场了，你们得集中注意力 You're on in five minutes. You got to focus, here.
我告诉过你们我们没有时间花费在这事上！ I told you we don't have time for this!
你加个德克萨斯式的”可不是！“ You gave it a Texas "Hell yeah!"
-嘿，Teddy，准备好了吗？-好了，Lawrence - Hey, Teddy, ready to roll? - Indeed, Lawrence.
-太好了-像在圣胡安之战中一样冷静 - Great. - Battle of San Juan Hill cool as a cucumber.
现在，像你这样的游手好闲的人不会相信 Right now, butterflies like you wouldn't believe.
你会表现出色 You're gonna be great.
- Lawrence? - Yeah.
最近你看到过尼安德特人吗？ Have you seen the Neanderthals lately?
没有，为什么每个人都在谈论这个 No. Why does everybody keep talking about this?
你可能想去看下！ You may want to give it a look!
嘿，伙计们，怎么回事？ Hey, guys, what's going on?
Okay.
好吧，有趣，滑稽 All right, very funny. That's hilarious.
你不用下来，真的没事 You don't have to come down. It's okay, really.
嗨，你好，我是Larry Hi, how are you? I'm Larry.
我是Laaa I'm Laaa...
你叫”Laaa“？ You're "Laaa"?
Laaa.
Laaa，好的，很高兴见到你 Laaa. Okay, nice to meet you, Laaa.
请上台 Welcome aboard, and...
是的我们很像 Yes, we look similar.
对，我们彼此长得很像 Yeah, we look like each other,
我知道，这是某人开的玩笑 I know. It's a joke that somebody played.
McPhee将你弄得和我很像 Dr. McPhee had you made to look like me.
这只是... It's just a...
住手，好吗？ Stop it. Stop, okay?
-爸爸？-什么？ - Dada? - What?
爸爸 Dada.
不，不是你的爸爸 No, not your Dada.
对，爸爸 Yeah, Dada.
-不，住手-爸爸 - No. Stop. - Dada.
-爸爸！-爸爸！ - Dada! - Dada!
不，我不是他的...我不是你的爸爸 No, I'm not his... I'm not your Dada.
铛铛得到一个新的儿子！ Dum Dum got a new son-son!
不，他不是我的儿子 No, he doesn't.
Dada!
敬我们的新任女主席 DR. McPHEE: A toast to our new chairwoman.
干杯 各位 Cheers, everyone. Cheers.
放音乐 Cue the music.
泰迪准备上场 3 2... And Teddy in three, two...
自从1869年起 当时我还是个11岁的孩子... Since 1869, when I was a mere boy of 11...
这个博物馆就成了 这个伟大城市的耀眼明珠 this museum has been a shining beacon to our great city.
今晚我们要把空间拓展的更远... Tonight we'll expand our horizons even further...
到太阳 到月亮 到星星 to the Sun, the Moon, and the stars.
人类从一开始 就仰望天空 From our very beginning mankind has looked to the heavens
给所见到的一切 起名字 and given names to what he saw.
于是有了星座 The constellations.
各位一定想认识他们 I thought you might like to meet them.
放星座 Cue the constellations.
猎户座 Orion, the hunter!
什么 What?
设计好的 设计好的 All planned. All planned.
早就知道有这一出 I knew that was gonna happen. So, yeah.
好的 很好 一切顺利 Good. Going great, guys. Going great.
丝带放下来 Let's drop the silks.
猴子该上场了 And go with the monkey.
什么 What?
加油 Come on.
我设计的 That's what I do.
感谢各位的捧场 Thank you for your patronage...
以及对这座一流博物馆 坚定不移的支持 and for your unwavering support of this fine institution.
这是修葺新的天文博物馆为一枚透镜... This newly renovated planetarium will serve as a lens...
"让我们再试一次 亲爱的朋友们!" "Once more unto the breach, dear friends!"
什么 What?
冲啊 Charge!
勇骑兵们 Rough Riders!
没事 等一下就好 -这也是设计好的? - It's okay! Just hang on! - Is this part of it?
抱歉 各位 出了点技术问题 泰迪 你干嘛? Sorry folks, a little technical issue. What are you doing?
照着剧本念 照着剧本念 Stick to the script. Stick to the script!
是我 -我不认识你 - It's me! - I don't know you.
拉 Pull!
不知道我这是怎么了 可我喜欢这么玩 I don't know what's come over me, but I like it!
绊倒他们 Drop 'em!
耶 Yeah! Yeah!
这什么情况 What's going on?
想想办法 Do something!
你干什么 What are you doing?
猎户座 不要 Orion, don't!
瑞克希 Rexy!
伙计们 刚才怎么回事 Guys, what was going on out there?
你们到底在想什么 Seriously, what were you thinking?
莱昂 我来说就行 懂吗 Laaa, I got this, all right?
你就...去那边待着 Just... Go over there.
不 我要你去那边 No, go over there.
去吧 Go.
阿提拉 Attila...
你对海豚干了什么 what were you doing to that dolphin, man?
那是海豚 It's a dolphin!
是世界上最温顺的生物... It's one of the most peaceful creatures on earth...
可你居然砸它 就像海豚湾里的暴行 and you're hacking into it like it was The Cove or something.
没看见里吉斯·菲尔宾被吓坏了 Did you see the look on Regis Philbin's face?
里吉斯? Reeju?
对 伙计 里吉斯 Yeah, Reeju.
还有泰迪 你为什么用枪 指着我 Teddy, what were you doing pointing a gun at me?
对不起 劳伦斯 我不知道怎么了 Forgive me, Lawrence. I don't know what came over me.
你都不记得了吗 Do you even remember that?
全忘了 Not at all.
莱昂 快放下 那是除颤仪 Laaa, shut that down! It's a defibrillator.
快放下 很危险 Put it down. It's dangerous!
莱昂 那有电的 那不是耳机 Laaa, that's electricity. Those aren't headphones.
别闹了 Stop it!
噢 嘿 德克斯特 Oh! Hey! Whoa! Dexter!
你在干嘛 What are you doing?
你要是再乱撒尿 Honestly, if you're gonna act like a baby,
我就给你包尿布 then I'll get you some diapers.
还想包尿布吗 You want diapers again?
别那么上火嘛 老大 Ease up on the reins there,
你没看见吗 他很难受 hoss. Can't you see? He feels terrible!
我们都一样 Hell, we all do!
我都不知道 大伙儿这是怎么了 I don't know what's going on with everybody here...
反正今晚 真邪门儿 真邪门儿 but tonight was really weird. Really weird.
我们感觉糟透了 赖瑞 We feel awful.
好像有邪恶的魔咒缠着我们 Something took hold of us like an evil spell!
是啊 我们都好像不是自己了 Yeah, like we just weren't ourselves.
喂? -赖瑞 - Hello? - Larry.
嘿 麦菲博士 Hey, Dr. McPhee.
嗨 情况怎么样 Yeah, hi. How's it going?
还行 Okay.
好好好好好 Good, good, good, good, good, good.
听没听过 那种声音 就是当一个人躲在一只垃圾箱里 You know that sound of when you're hiding in a trash bin...
担心丢了小命 fearing for your life because
因为有一头霸王龙 正把他当沙包踢 a Tyrannosaurus rex is using it as a Hacky Sack?
没有 我没有听过那种声音 No. I don't know that sound.
你没听过那种声音? 噢 你等一下 You don't know that sound? Oh, hold on one second.
就是这种声音 就是这种声音 我以后做梦都会听见 That's the sound! That's the sound! It will haunt my dreams!
听着 我真的很抱歉 I'm sorry. Look, really, I'm sorry.
我发誓 我也没想到会出这种事 I swear to you, I had no idea this was going to happen.
"我也没想到会出这种事" "I had no idea it was gonna happen.
"我只负责所有的特效" "I'm only in charge of all the special effects."
这都怪你 都是你的特效搞的 It was your fault! They were your special effects!
不 我知道 -真是个笑话 - No, I know. - That's a joke.
还特效呢 我看是特大的... "Special effects"? More like "Special...
笑话 "Defects!"
听着 我答应你 我会查清楚原因的 Look, I promise you, I'm gonna find out what happened.
或者说是"特大瑕疵" - Or they were "Special rejects!"
好吧 我很抱歉 麦菲博士 我先挂了 - I'm sorry, Dr. McPhee. I gotta go.
嘿 尼克 尼克 别再跳了 Hey! Nicky! Nicky! Stop hopping!
爸爸 你干嘛 -你干嘛? - Dad, what are you doing? - What are you doing?
都凌晨3点了 3:00 am.
好了 派对结束了 All right, party's over!
嘿 -嘿 - Hey. - Hey.
你是谁 Who are you?
我叫索菲 -索菲 - I'm Sophie. - Sophie?
演过<<再见博蒂>> Bye Bye Birdie?
对 -演的很棒 - Right. - It was good.
谢谢 -不客气 - Thanks. - Yeah.
明晚见? See you tomorrow night?
也许不行 -也许行 - Probably not. - Probably.
绝对不行 Definitely not.
拜 Bye.
你摊上事儿了 You're in so much trouble.
我知道 I know.
我没料到你会早回来 I didn't really know you were coming home early.
很显然你没料到 Yeah, that's pretty obvious.
我说.. I mean...
你怎么可以这么玩儿? what makes you think this is okay?
我不住妈妈那的时候 你晚上总丢下我一个人 When I'm not at Mom's you leave me alone, like, every night.
可你现在不能这么疯玩儿 Look, you can't be doing this right now.
你有期末考 纽约大学的申请 过两星期就到期了 You got finals, your NYU application is due in what, two weeks?
我不打算上纽约大学 I'm not gonna get into NYU.
你还没想好 -我想好了 - You don't know that. - No, I do.
你还没想好 You don't know that.
想好了 完全想清楚了 I do very much know that,
我就是不打算申请 in the sense that I don't intend to apply.
什么 What?
老爸 我现在觉得那不适合我 I don't think that it's the place for me right now, Dad.
好吧 那好 行啊 你想展翅高飞... Okay. All right, fine. You want to spread your wings a little...
离开纽约 去别的地方念书 get out of the city, go to school somewhere else.
好 我完全支持 你告诉我就行了嘛 I totally support that. All you had to do was tell me.
你想去哪儿 Where do you want to go?
列过清单没有 -那清单非常短 - What's the list? - It's a short list.
好 我喜欢 讲重点吧 Great. I like it. Focus.
我要给你一份超级短的清单 老爸 因为... I'mma hit you with a super short list, man, because it's...
上面是空白的 There's nothing on it.
没有... There's...
好吧 我都糊涂了 完全没有清单... I'm confused, because there's not a list...
爸爸 Dad?
我想缓一年上大学 I want to take a year off.
我就是想做你刚才说的 I would like to do exactly what you just said.
我想展翅高飞 I want to spread my wings.
你想展翅高飞 这很好 You want to spread your wings, that's great.
可展翅高飞 不能漫无目的 But you can't spread your wings and fly to nowhere.
计划会变 -不 不会变 - Plans change. - No, they don't.
计划不会变 No, they don't. Plans don't change.
我们有过计划 可它变了 We had a plan, it changed.
一开始是挺迷茫的 -不 - It's disorienting at first. - No.
你不能改变计划... You can't change the plan...
除非你问过 为这个计划出钱的人... unless you check with the people who are financing the plan...
要是我没有记错的话 是我和你妈 懂吗? which is, last time I checked, your mother and I. Okay?
老爸 我们可以坐在这儿 Dad, we could sit here and
大聊特聊所谓的计划... just have this conversation about plans...
可这会儿 我们应该歇了吧 but for now, let's call it a night.
这些也不用收拾了 好吗 Let's not even clean up, right?
明天再来弄 Let's come back tomorrow.
我们养精蓄锐 到时候打起精神... Let's reboot the whole energy, the whole tone of this puppy...
一枪搞定 and we'll kill it, man.
戴利组合 今晚别弄了 明天弄 Team Daley! Not tonight, tomorrow.
嘿 戴利组合? Hey, Team Daley?
怎么 -别说话 - Yeah? - Stop talking.
好 Okay.
你负责收拾 我负责睡觉 You're gonna clean up. I'm gonna go to bed.
然后明天把该聊的聊完 And then we're gonna finish this conversation tomorrow.
好 碰它 Yeah! Get some!
这个 Get some!
没了 好 That's it. Yeah.
嗨 Hi.
我是赖瑞·戴利 夜场演出主管 I'm Larry Daley. I'm head of the Night Program.
我知道你是谁 你就是那个保安 I know who you are. You're the security guard.
对 也是夜场演出主管 Yeah, also head of the Night Program.
我在做一些研究... I'm doing some research...
不知道你能不能帮忙 and I was wondering if you could help me out.
夜班保安做研究 Night guard doing research.
乌拉拉 Ooh la-la!
是啊 Yeah.
我要查阿卡曼拉牌匾资料 I'm just looking for anything
相关的都要 that you might have on the tablet of Ahkmenrah.
中央走廊 Center aisle.
好 -走到一半 你左手那排 - Great. - Halfway down, stacks on your left.
成了 Get it!
我说... So...
你怎么对那牌匾那么好奇 what makes you so curious about the tablet?
噢 只是... Oh! Just...
只是我的爱好 我对这感兴趣 Just a hobby, you know? Kind of an interest of mine.
好想跟这些人聊一聊 I wish I could talk to these guys.
聊不成的 Well, you can't.
是啊 Yeah.
因为他们死了 Because they're dead.
没错 Right.
不过 你看那个 But, look at that one.
看来是个孩子? Looks like a kid?
你该不会认识他吧 You didn't know him, did you?
C.J 弗兰德里克 C.J Fredericks.
他在这儿干过 He worked here.
他在这儿干过? -对 他长大以后 - He worked here? - Yeah, when he grew up.
不会吧 -真的 - No. - Yeah.
他做过夜班保安 He was a night guard.
跟你一样 Same as you.
等一下 C.J. Wait a minute. C.J.
C.J 弗兰德里克 C.J Fredericks.
塞西尔·弗兰德里克 Cecil Fredericks?
我们馆里 最性感的夜班保安 Sexiest night guard we ever had.
连你也没法跟他比 Present company included.
那舞技真没说的 Boy, could that man move.
赖瑞? Larry?
嘿 塞西尔 Hey, Cecil.
我的天 有年头没见了 My God, it's been years!
是啊 看来你宝刀不老啊 You look like you're doing pretty good.
有料不怕年高啊 I've still got it, pal.
你来有事吗 What are you doing here?
我来是要跟你聊聊牌匾的事 I need to talk to you about the tablet.
矮冬瓜 跑这儿来搞什么名堂 What the heck is Short Stack doing here?
嘿 盖斯 你气色不错 Hey, Gus. You're looking well.
雷金纳德 Reginald.
你来又是想陷害我们吗 Are you here to frame us again?
送我们回去吃牢饭? Send us back to the slammer?
我可没陷害你们 你们的确偷了东西 I didn't frame you. You were actually stealing.
而且你们出狱是我帮的忙 所以... And I was the one that got you out of jail, so...
说啊 -我们在这儿过的很好 - Yeah. - We've got a nice life here.
过去的都过去了 我们不计前嫌 The past is the past. We've moved on.
他可很计前嫌呢 I don't think this guy's moved on.
好好听他说 猴子脸 Listen to him, monkey face.
牌匾的事儿 我们已经翻篇儿了 赖瑞 We've put all that tablet stuff behind us, Larry.
都过去了 It's old news.
再说 其实我们对那块牌匾一无所知 Besides, we really never knew anything about that old tablet.
只是在那儿工作 We just worked there.
最近出了怪事 Something's up with it.
我说了 帮不上你 I told you, I can't help you.
也许这孩子能帮上 Maybe this kid can.
我们可以单独聊聊 Maybe we'd better talk alone.
那样的探险 对12岁的孩子而言... Expedition like that is a pretty amazing thing...
太奇妙了 for a 12-year-old boy.
我想走出往事... I tried to move on...
可那块牌匾似乎一直缠着 but there was something about that tablet.
它一直在变绿 像某种腐蚀 It's turning green, like some sort of corrosion.
现在出了状况了 泰迪 德克斯特... And something's happening to Teddy and Dexter...
杰迪和屋大维 Jed and Octavius.
他们都表现怪怪的 They're all acting weird.
看来绿色腐蚀影响了他们 It's like the green rust is affecting them.
"末日将临" "The end will come."
什么 What?
当地人 他们警告过我们 The locals, they warned us.
他们要求我们 不要碰那墓葬 They begged us to leave that tomb alone.
我当时以为说的是世界末日 I thought it meant the end of the world.
可也许指的是... But maybe it meant the end...
魔法的末日? End of the magic?
我们应该听的 We should have listened.
我们应该听的 Should have listened.
可我们却把阿卡曼拉和牌匾运到了纽约 Instead, we shipped Ahk and the tablet off to New York...
把他的父母运到了英国 and his folks to England.
等等 等等 Wait. Wait.
阿卡曼拉的父母在英国? Ahkmenrah's parents are in England?
那是一次联合探险 It was a joint expedition.
一些文物留在了埃及 Some of the artifacts stayed in Egypt.
剩下的则送到 纽约和大英博物馆 The rest was divided up between New York and the British Museum.
阿卡说 他父亲了解牌匾的秘密 Ahk said that his father knew the secrets of the tablet.
我得去找他谈谈 I think I have to go talk to him.
我要你听我说 I need you to listen to me.
我们敬爱的女主席 要我递辞职信 Our esteemed chairwoman asked for my resignation.
她说 既然夜场演出是我的主意 She said, since the Night Program was my brainchild...
那好 出了状况就由我一个人担着 that the buck starts and stops with me.
我能解决 -怎么解决 - I can fix it. - How?
我要你让我带着牌匾和阿卡曼拉去伦敦 I need you to let me take the tablet and Ahkmenrah to London.
对不起 信息处理中 Sorry. I'm just processing that.
输入数据分析 Input data analysis.
我跟你说了我要被炒鱿鱼 I've just told you I'm being fired,
可你却跑来问我 and the first thing you ask...
能不能让你带一些无价的珍贵文物 is if I'd allow you to take some priceless artifacts...
跟你去度假 away with you on holiday.
是的 拜托 -没门儿 - Yes. Please. - No way, José.
你就顺着我一回吧 I'm asking you to please go with me on this.
不 -拜托 - Nah. - Please.
不行 哥们儿 Can't do it, dude.
再见 Bye.
你想硬来吗 -什么 - Are you gonna mug me? - What?
我怎么知道 得防着你点儿 I don't know. Just be prepared.
只是让你听我说 -噢 - I need you to listen to me. - Oh.
好吗 -好 - Okay? - Yep.
你想知道真相吗 -说吧 - You want to know the truth? - Go on.
真相是那牌匾... Truth is, the tablet...
那牌匾其实有魔法 The tablet is actually magic.
夜里博物馆展品真复活了 Things really do come to life at night.
那是特效 -那不是特效 -当然是特效 - It's special effects. - It's not special effects.
怎么可能是特效 How could it be special effects?
怎么可能不是特效 How could it not be special effects?
不是 就不是 -那当然是 - Because it isn't! - Of course it is!
我告诉你 事情是这样的 -怎样 - I'm telling you, this is what happens. - What?
太阳落山... Sun goes down...
牌匾开始发光... the tablet starts to glow...
展品都复活了 everything comes to life.
行啊你 -真的 - Sure. - It's real.
"牌匾开始发光" "Tablet starts to glow."
你脑子确实有病 Now I know you're mental.
听着 莱斯利 你听我说 听着 我不会伤害你 Look, Leslie... Listen to me. I'm not gonna hurt you.
我知道.. I know. Just...
说吧 What?
听着 听我说 没人像我们这么在乎这个博物馆 对吗 Listen, nobody cares about this place as much as we do, right?
对 Yeah.
你要是不帮我... If you don't help me...
它所有的特色 都会就此打住 everything that's special about it might stop...
而且再也回不来了 and it may never come back.
我不想求你理解 I'm not asking you to understand,
我只求你相信我 I'm just asking you to trust me.
我很想帮你... I'd like to help you...
可这儿已经不归我管了 but I don't even work here anymore.
可大英博物馆不知道 British Museum doesn't know that.
木乃伊和牌匾 两件 The mummy and the tablet, both.
经典文物保存工作.. Classic conservation job...
是我直接授权的 当然... under authority of me, of course...
我是博物馆馆长 现在仍然是的 the director of this museum, which I still am.
对 好的 再见 Yep, okay.
行动吧 You're in.
其实我真的可以一个人待在纽约的 I really could have just stayed by myself in New York.
是啊 不过这不可能 Yeah. No, that wasn't gonna happen.
这很美吗 -是啊 - Beautiful? - Yeah.
泰晤士河 The River Thames.
是不是很酷 你和我在伦敦? Isn't this cool, man, you and me in London?
恩? -是啊 - Huh? - Yeah.
我考虑了一下你说的 缓一年 Hey, I've been thinking about that, year off.
怎么 Yeah?
我觉得挺好的 I think it could be cool.
是吗 -是啊 - Yeah? - Yeah.
你有什么打算 What are you thinking?
恩 这个嘛 Yeah. Wow.
我想去伊比萨做DJ I think I want to DJ in Ibiza.
伊比萨? In Ibiza?
伊比萨 它是西班牙的一个小岛 Ibiza, it's a small island off the coast of Spain.
你会西班牙语? -不会 - Do you speak Spanish? - No.
可妙就妙在这儿 我是玩音乐的 But that's the beautiful thing. It's about the music.
音乐是不受语言障碍限制的 It's not inhibited by the language barrier.
可你受限制 No, but you are.
难道你靠打节拍说话? -老爸 你干嘛退缩了 - Do you speak in beats? - Why are you freaking out?
你刚才还说这主意不错的 You just said this was a really cool idea.
我可没往回缩 I'm not freaking out.
我只想知道 你到底怎么打算的 I just want to understand what the plan is.
你也没上过大学 You didn't go to college.
等等 你的意思是干脆不上大学了? Wait, now we're talking about not going to college at all?
也许吧 我不知道 -尼克 - Maybe. I don't know. - Nicky.
尼克 这可不行... Nicky. That's not...
怎么了 老爸 你也没上过大学 你现在不是挺好的吗 Dad, you didn't go to college. You turned out fine.
我现在还行 代价是20年 走了无数死胡同 I turned out okay after about 20 years in a lot of dead ends.
算了 随便吧 Whatever, man.
不用为我操心 没事 Don't worry about me. It's fine.
嘿 我会一直为你操心 Hey, I'm always gonna worry about you.
我是你老爸 懂吗 -谢谢 - I'm your dad. - Thanks.
太阳快落山了 得开工了 Sun is going down. We should get going.
好的 All right.
老爸 你怎么计划的 Dad, what's the plan here, anyway?
牌匾让阿卡曼拉复活后 他会带我们潜入 When the tablet brings Ahkmenrah to life, he's gonna sneak us in.
你藏好 -什么 - Now, get down. - What?
藏好 就是.. 赶紧的 这是冒险的一部分 Just get down! Come on, man. Part of the adventure.
你好 欢迎光临大英博物馆 Hello. Welcome to the British Museum.
我叫蒂莉 My name's Tilly.
嗨 谢谢 Hi. Thank you.
我叫赖瑞·戴利 从纽约自然历史博物馆来的 I'm Larry Daley from Natural History, New York.
好 好 -我来送货... - Yeah, yeah. - I got a delivery...
给你们的文物保存部 for your conservation department.
好嘞 All right!
他们让保安出差? So they let you travel?
这是有点儿不寻常 This is kind of unusual.
是啊 他们也让我出差 你猜去哪儿? Well, they let me travel. You know where?
哪儿 -家 这儿 家 - No. - Home. Here. Home.
再是这儿 Back here.
中间上个厕所 Off to the toot-toot.
5分钟最多 Five-minute maximum.
看来在美国做保安一定非常的吃香 对吗 So that must be well wicked being a security guard in America.
带着枪 装着消音器 挥着忍者刀 With your gun, with a silencer, with your ninja swords.
好吧 Right.
其实完全不是这样的 That's not even a little bit true.
要知道我唯一的武器是这个 The only thing that I got is this.
噢 -锤子... - Oh. - Hammer! It's for...
用上头的话 就是用来"小修小补 美化" and I quote, "Minor repairs and beautifications"
值班岗亭 to the shack.
你们敲敲打打吗 You just hit things?
好 挺有节奏感 Yeah, that's catchy.
基本上是废物 Basically worthless.
我们居然还在闲聊 I can't believe we're actually still talking.
聊得挺开心的呀 -确实 - It's great, though, innit? - It is.
我在这儿 干了3年了 This is the most conversation I've had
这好像是我聊的最开心的一次 in the three years that I've worked here.
我也觉得挺投缘 I feel a connection, too.
现在我可不可以把货先送进去 Is it cool if I just make my drop?
噢 行啊 -好极了 - Oh, yeah. - Wonderful.
不过我得先确认一下 But I will have to confirm.
好吧 其实这没必要... Actually, that's not necessary...
因为已经确认过了 就在我给你的文件上 because they've already confirmed it on the slip I gave you.
是啊 好吧 我正确认呢 Yeah, all right. Confirming.
好吧 -好嘞 - Okay. - All right.
你好 我是麦菲博士 Hello. This is Dr. McPhee.
噢 好 这里是大英博物馆 It's the British Museum, sir.
我要确认一下 送到我方保存部的货物 I'm just confirming a delivery to our conservation department.
是啊 文件是我签的 Yes, I signed the paperwork.
不好意思 博物馆有一堆事要我管呢 Now, if you'll excuse me, I have a museum to run.
喂 小子 别弄脏了我的明朝花瓶 You, boy, get those grubby fingers off my Ming vase.
瞧? 再见 See? Bye.
好吧 All right.
行吗 -行了 你是合法的 - Good? - All right, you is legit.
我是合法的 I is legit.
太好了 -确认啦 - Wonderful. - Confirm it.
谢谢 -好嘞 我来开门 - Thank you. - All right, I'll open the gate.
好 Okay.
我告诉你 其实我的男朋友... Yeah, so, like, my boyfriend...
他不喜欢我的发型 he doesn't really like the way I do my hair.
说像一坨金色大便堆在我的肩上 Says it looks like a golden poo sitting on my shoulder.
可是我真心喜欢 But I really enjoy it.
再见 赖瑞 Bye, Larry!
我不是什么专家... I'm not an expert...
可我总觉得 这是在违法 but this is feeling, just, really against the law.
不是 英国法制跟我们完全不同 No, they have a totally different legal system here.
好 Okay.
怎么样 How we doing?
安全 All clear.
好嘞 走吧 All right, let's go.
赖瑞 其他人觉得 我们也许需要帮忙 Larry, the others felt, perhaps, we could use some help.
其他人? The others?
劳伦斯 我可不能干坐着 Lawrence, I couldn't sit idly by.
我们的生存受到了威胁 Our very survival is at stake.
好吧 嘿 泰迪 很好 All right. Hey, Teddy. Good.
危急时刻就需要你 Good man to have in a crisis.
阿提拉 Attila.
肌肉男也有了 Okay, a little muscle.
嗨 赖瑞 Hi, Larry.
真是个大没边的箱子 That is a deceptively large box.
很显然我们也一起来了 Obviously, we came along, too!
没有我们你会很失落的 巨无霸 You know you'd be lost without us, Gigantor.
你没开玩笑? Are you serious?
猴子也来了 好吧 基本都来了 And the monkey. All right, basically everyone.
哒哒 Dada!
噢 不不 Oh! No, no.
完全没用的也来就有点儿... No possible benefit whatsoever.
他吵着要跟来 He really wanted to come.
对 这是我儿子... Yeah, this is my son...
我真正的儿子 尼克 my actual son, Nicky.
尼克 这个是莱昂 - Nicky, this is Laaa.
他在学我的动作 He's just tracking me.
莱昂 Laaa.
劳伦斯 说说你的进攻计划 So, Lawrence what's the plan of attack?
好吧 我们得赶到埃及馆 找阿卡的父亲... We need to get to the Egyptian wing, find Ahk's father...
希望能修复牌匾 and hopefully get the tablet fixed.
我们都去 All of us.
莱昂 那不是吃的 那不是食物 Laaa, that's not for eating. That's not food.
别... Don't...
好吧 这样吧 我给你一个活儿干 You know what? I got a job for you.
来吧 来吧 Come on, come on.
来 Come on.
我要你待在这儿 看好这扇门 懂吗 I want you to stay here and watch this door, okay?
你要确保没人能进出 懂吗 Make sure nobody comes in or out. Okay?
好 你是保安 就像我一样 Good. You're gonna be a guard, just like me.
很好 All right.
不 过来过来 No. Come here.
待在这儿... Stay here...
把你的手放在门上 and put your hands on the door.
很好 待着 -待着 - Good, stay. - Stay!
对 对了 你待在这儿 Good. That's right. You stay here.
待着 Stay here.
对 Stay. Right.
不 这儿 No. Stay.
待着 -待着 - Stay! - Stay.
看那儿 好 待着 Look there. Good. Stay.
不 好 待着 No. Good. Stay.
不 待着 No. Stay.
待着 Stay!
别..别动了 Don't... Don't move.
别动了 Don't move.
不 好 好嘞 No. Good. Okay.
好 听着各位 Okay, listen up, guys.
这儿的展品第一次复活 This place is waking up for the first time...
谁都不知道 会有什么 and we have no idea what's out there,
所以 大家别走散了 好吗 so stay together, all right?
我知道这儿挺慎人的 I know it's spooky, big guy.
跟紧些 Just stay close.
这算哪门子鬼聚会啊 伙计们 What kind of haunted hootenanny is this, boys?
大家都觉得这儿 超阴森的吧 We're all finding this super creepy, right?
他们只是受到了惊吓 They're just a little freaked out.
我们第一次复活时也有适应期 First time we came alive it took some getting used to.
嘿 那儿 那边是往埃及馆去的 Hey, there. Just heading to Egypt.
来 这边 Come on. This way.
听见没 Hear that?
听见什么 Hear what?
那个 That.
需要帮忙 就来这儿找我们 We'll just be down here if anyone needs us.
对 我们不是害怕 只是这儿更舒服 We're not scared. It's just more comfortable.
劳伦斯... Lawrence...
可以确定的说 我们有麻烦了 I think it's safe to say that we're in a bit of trouble.
我知道怎么对付它 I know how to handle this guy.
没关系吧 You mind?
谢了 -老爸 你干嘛 - Thanks. - Dad, what are you doing?
我训瑞克希不是白训的 How do you think I tamed your pal Rexy?
嗨 你好 Hi, there.
你一定没那么凶 对嘛 I bet you're not so mean, are you?
你一定没那么凶 I bet you're not so mean.
你只是一条小狗狗 对吗 No, you're just a little puppy, right?
你只是一条小狗狗 想玩耍 You're just a little puppy who wants to play.
想玩吗 You want to play?
玩空中接物 Want to play fetch?
想? Yeah?
想玩这根骨头? You want to play with this bone?
耶 Yeah!
这给你 去接它 Here you go. Go fetch.
去接 Go fetch!
劳伦斯 -什么 - Lawrence? - Yeah?
我有另一个方案 -什么 - May I suggest a different plan? - What?
跑 Run!
关上门 关上门 Close it, close it!
好吧 我们已经... Okay. I think we're...
往后退 大家往后退 Get back! Everybody, get back!
好 你不想这样 All right. You don't want to fetch?
那就接招吧 -什么 - Fetch on this. - What?
噢 噢 Oh! Oh!
噢 差一点儿 -需要帮忙吗 - Oh, that's close! - Need some help?
什么 -闪开 - What? - Move.
阿提拉 你没事吧 Attila, you okay?
也许你想... -不 - You might want to... - No.
给 这你拿着 Here hold this.
好吧 刚才那招 实在是酷 That was actually very cool.
兰斯洛特爵士 为您效劳 Sir Lancelot, at your service.
谢谢 真了不起 Thank you. That was amazing.
西奥多·罗斯福... Theodore Roosevelt...
美利坚合众国总统 President of the United States of America.
完全不懂你说的是什么 I have no idea what that means.
我叫赖瑞 这是我儿子 尼克 I'm Larry, and this is my son, Nick.
你一脸贵气的面色 You have a noble face, Nick.
谢谢 -谢谢你帮忙 - Thanks. - Thanks for the help.
你倒是... Now, you...
让我想起我在卡米洛特认识的一个人 You remind me of a man I once knew at Camelot.
是吗 Really?
是其中一个圆桌骑士? One of the Knights of the Round Table?
不 埃里克 No, Erik.
埃里克? Erik?
我们的弄臣 Our fool.
我见过的 最逗的弄臣 He was the funniest fool I ever met.
他实在厉害 他什么都不用做 He was so good, he didn't even have to do anything.
只需要走进你的房间 你就会大笑 He could just walk into a room and you'd laugh.
他就有他这点儿料 那叫天赋 -怪怪的 - You have what he had. The gift. - That's weird.
你可以做弄臣 -这个我可说不上来 - You could be a fool. - I don't know about that.
别谦虚了 你当然可以 Oh, come on, of course you could!
我们给你弄一顶那种帽子 We'd get you one of those
上面挂着 滑稽的小铃铛 hats with the funny little dangly bells.
挂小铃铛? Dangly bells?
"挂小铃铛" "Dangly bells."
我说的吧? 这叫天赋 Didn't I tell you? The gift.
他貌似什么都没做 He does what seems like nothing.
这就是冷面滑稽... A sort of deadpan...
轻轻一声... tiny little...
"恩"就是"恩" "Hmm." "Hmm."
面无表情 他只需要... Expressionless, you know, sort of a...
"恩 恩" "Hmm. Hmm."
就能逗人笑 sort of thing.
这实在太像埃里克了 Just like Erik.
听着像个牛人 我们得走了 所以... Sounds like a great guy. We got to get going, so...
卡米洛特 Camelot.
好吧 Okay.
有一天 我要回到那壮丽的城堡 Someday, I shall return to its mighty towers...
那儿有亚瑟王... to King Arthur...
有圭尼维尔王后... and Queen Guinevere.
甜蜜的... Sweet...
美丽的圭尼维尔 beauteous Guinevere.
可我发过誓要完成探险才回去 But I'm sworn not to until I have completed my quest.
我必须找到圣杯 I must find the Holy Grail.
恩 那祝你好运了 Well, good luck with that.
再次感谢你帮忙 And thanks for the help again.
我们得去埃及馆了 再见 We got to get to Egypt, so we'll see you.
我带你们去 -不用 没事的 - I will lead you. - No, it's okay.
等等 小铃铛 Halt, Dangly Bells!
空气中弥漫奇异魔法 There is strange magic in the air,
危险的野兽四处游荡 and dangerous beasts are afoot.
真正的骑士... It is the duty of a true knight...
有责任保护和照顾 那些需要帮助的人 to protect and care for those in need.
我们出发 We're off.
看来他跟定我们了 I guess he's coming with us.
赖瑞 Larry!
杰迪和屋大维呢? Jed and Octavius?
一定是逃命时被甩出帽子了 They must have fallen out while we were running.
杰迪? Jed?
屋大维 Octavius!
杰迪戴亚 Jedediah!
杰迪 -屋大维 - Jed! - Octo!
噢 不 Oh, no.
是屋大维的斗篷? Is that Octavius's cape?
给 Here.
尼克 -好 - Nicky. - Yeah.
伙计们 Guys?
巨无霸 Gigantor!
杰迪 Jed?
他们在暖气排风管里撑不久的 They won't last long in those heating vents, Lawrence.
他们那么小 At their size, they'll
会像小甲虫那样被烤糊的 bake like tiny little scarabs in the Sinai.
太狰狞? Too dark?
这下完了 伙计 This is the end, boy!
要一命呜呼了 This is the last roundup!
抓住我的手 Hold my hand!
干嘛 Why?
还是算了吧 Never mind.
我们离家千万里 伙计 We're a long way from home, boy.
你刚才要和我牵手? Did you ask me to hold your hand?
没有 No.
小杰 Jedo!
屋大维 Octo!
他们可能在这儿 和入风口之间的任何地方 They could be anywhere between here and the intake vent.
你怎么看 德克斯特 What do you see, Dex?
他是猴子 劳伦斯 You know he's a monkey, Lawrence.
他不会说话 He can't talk.
可他能进去呀 No, but he can fit.
尼克...把手机给我 Nicky... give me your phone.
干嘛 -给德克斯 - Why? - For Dex.
我不明白 这什么情况 I don't understand one thing that's going on here.
是啊 我也不明白 老爸 什么情况 I don't, either. Dad, what's going on?
我装了设备 追踪你的手机 I'm sort of set up to track your phone.
你装设备 追踪我的手机? 你追踪我的手机? You're sort of set up to track my phone? You track my phone?
是啊 我是你爸爸 我要保护你 Yeah, I'm your dad. I'm looking out for you.
不 不 等等 No. No. Hold up.
"监视"和保护 "Spying on" Is not the
不是一回事 好吗 手机还我 same thing as just looking out for someone.
会还给你的 我保证 You'll get it back, I promise.
不过这会儿 猴子得背上它 But right now, it's going on the monkey's back.
好了 德克斯 过来 All right. Dex, come here.
谢谢 伙计 Thanks, man.
好的 听着 我要你下去找他们 懂吗 Listen. I need you to go down there and find them, all right?
你行不行 Think you can handle it?
很好 Good man.
注意安全 Stay safe.
我想就是这儿 I think it's right here.
"就是这儿" "Right here."
经典 Classic.
就是有搞笑天赋 The gift of laughter.
谢谢 小铃铛 Thank you, Dangly Bells.
第一次探险? First quest?
也不算是 Not exactly.
你不是说要去埃及馆吗 I thought you were going to Egypt.
是啊 可先得搞定这事儿 We are, but we got to do this first.
探险不是这样的 That's not how a quest works.
探险只有一个目的 不可能"既找圣杯 又找猴子" A quest is one thing. It's not, like, "Holy Grail and a monkey."
对 我的人走丢了 德克斯特去找他们 Yeah, well, my guys are missing and Dexter's gonna find them.
探险的目的呢 为黄金? What is the quest? Gold?
为不老泉? Fountain of Youth?
为魔法牌匾 Magic tablet.
就是让阿卡拿着的那个 It's that thing Ahk is holding.
从他手里抢过来不难 It shouldn't be too hard to take it from him.
他线条优美偏瘦... He seems well-toned and lean...
力气小 but weak.
就像是 抢埃及小孩儿 手里的糖那么简单 It would be like taking candy from a feeble Egyptian baby.
我们不是要抢牌匾 是要修复它 No, we're not trying to take it, we're trying to fix it.
它有点不对劲儿 There's something wrong with it.
总之有点小复杂 It's kind of complicated.
也许你们不跟着一只黑猩猩 It might be less complicated
就没那么复杂了 if you stopped following a chimpanzee.
那不是黑猩猩 是僧帽猴 He's not a chimpanzee, he's a capuchin.
傻弄臣有点小激动 The fool seems agitated.
他经常这样 That's often his way.
可是他绝对不傻 But I assure you, he's no fool.
他说的是真的吗 Is it true what he says?
你拿着牌匾 有魔力? The tablet that you carry is magic?
当然是真的 It is, indeed.
今天晚上你周围的展品 Everything around you has
都第一次复活了... come to life tonight for the very first time...
就因为这牌匾 all because of this tablet.
太神奇了 Amazing.
那他们都不是真的? Then they're not real?
都是真的 跟我们一样 They're as real as any of us.
好吧 可我们是真人 Yes, but we're real people.
它们只是东西 They're just things.
它们甚至都不知道 And they don't even know.
它们一定是蠢到令人无语了 They must be unbelievably stupid.
一开始的确挺茫然的 It can be confusing at first.
你好 青蛙 Hello, frog!
接着跳 Keep hopping!
你是真的 You're real!
伙计们 我们得从亚洲馆穿过去 Guys, I think we're gonna have to cut through Asia.
他完全不懂 Not a clue.
不懂 None.
我也看不清楚什么 I can't really see much.
直接跳下去了 自求多福 We could jump down, hope for the best.
可我们不知道下面有什么 But we have no idea what's down there.
可也不知道 上面有什么 We don't know what's up here, either.
这是座罗马城市 This is a Roman city.
从它的地基我就能感受熟悉的历史气息 I can feel the familiar pull of history in its very foundations.
怎么回事儿 人都哪儿去了 Where the heck is everybody?
我见过这座城 我确定 I've seen this town before, I'm sure of it.
罗马相亲们? Romans?
我看见你胳膊上 有位女士的名字 I see you have the name of a lady on your arm.
安德里亚 对 Andrea. Yeah.
看来这位安德里亚 是你的圭尼维尔 So this Lady Andrea is your Guinevere.
有没有人横在你和你心爱的女人之间 Does any man stand between you and your ladylove?
还真有 我爸前两天晚上就把自己横在了中间 Yeah, actually. My dad kind of messed things up the other night.
尼克 -噢 我们停下了 - Nick. - Oh, we're stopping.
别让人横在你和你的命运之间 Let no man stand between you and your destiny.
噢 "命运"这个词也许有点夸张了 Oh, "Destiny" May be overstating it a bit.
我们只是一起上微积分课 We just have calculus together.
我们之间更多的只是... It's more one of those...
瞬间的眼神交流 fleeting moments of eye contact.
"看谁先转移目光" "Who's gonna look away first?"
不过你的意思 我懂 真没人横着.. But I get you. No man...
很好 -走吧 - Good. - Okay.
"扇贝" "Iiepwop."
"扇贝" Iiepwop.
完全没印象 Doesn't ring a bell.
这个二货又是谁 Now who's this son of a gun?
庞贝 -对不起 - Pompeii! - I'm sorry.
我实在听不太清 -庞贝 - I'm having trouble hearing you! - Pompeii!
我们听不懂 朋友... No comprendo, amigo...
因为你被那东西罩在里面 because you got the thing in front of you!
他们干嘛 What are they doing?
他们惊恐万状的 要往哪儿逃 Where in the blazes are they stampeding off to?
是我们说了什么吗 Was it something we said?
快回"扇贝"来 Come on back to Iiepwop!
这儿有的是地儿 -快回来吧 - There's plenty of room! - Come on back!
一帮疯子 没治了 They're as crazy as road lizards.
这的人真怪 People are strange.
嘿 伙计 我们只是路过 Hey, guy. We're just passing through.
这是西藏的揭路荼 -揭路荼? - It's a Garuda from Tibet. - A Garuda?
嗨 揭路荼 你好吗 Hi, Garuda. How you doing?
揭路荼 你好吗 Garuda! How you doing?
酷 不错 Cool, great.
好吧 我们能... Okay. We just...
好吧 是这样 我们借个道 我没时间了 You know what? We just got to get through. I don't have time.
拜托 好吧 Please. Okay.
我不想跟你玩游戏 I'm not gonna play this game with you.
我一定得过去 真的 I got to go through. Really.
往后退 Get back.
一条龙 -不是 那不是龙 那是... - A dragon. - No, it's not a dragon. It's a...
那是相柳 It's a Xiangliu.
神话传说中的蛇妖 Mythical snake demon.
看着像龙 杀了它 It looks like a dragon. I say we kill it.
什么 不行 它睡着了 What? No, it's asleep.
说得对 You're right. It's not
杀睡着的太没节操 very sporting to kill it while it's asleep.
我们先弄醒它 再杀它 Let's wake it up and then kill it.
我先上 我带上那孩子 I shall go first, and I shall take the boy.
什么... 不行 你不能带上孩子 What are you...? No! You're not gonna take the boy.
为什么 -因为他是个孩子 - Why not? - Because he's a boy!
赖瑞 每个男人的一生中 Larry, there comes a time in every man's life...
总有必须屠龙的那一天 when he must slay his own dragon.
可这个孩子不可以 Not this kid, all right?
他成人礼的感谢信 He still hasn't finished
还没有全部回完呢 all his thank-you notes from his bar mitzvah.
再怎么说 你那个也只是个说法 Anyway, that's just an expression.
我们那儿可不是 Not where I come from.
反正他现在不能屠龙 懂吗 He's not gonna slay his dragon right now.
我们绕过去 We're gonna go around it.
我们现在就得走了 不然没信号了 We're gonna go around now, or else we're gonna lose the signal.
快 Come on.
扇贝 Iiepwop.
庞贝 Pompeii!
扇贝 你确定你念对了吗 Iiepwop. Are you sure you're reading that right, pal?
庞贝 Pompeii!
"庞贝" "Pompeii."
"别问国家能为你做什么... "Ask not what your country can do for you...
问问你自己能为国家做什么" "Ask what you can do for your country."
又来了 There it goes again!
阿提拉 Attila!
泰迪 -冲啊 - Teddy! - Charge!
哇哦 Whoa!
太棒了 它醒了 现在可以杀它 Fantastic! It's awake! Now we can kill it!
哇哦 Whoa!
阿提拉 -爸爸 - Attila! - Dad!
尼克 Nicky!
我去救孩子 I'll get the boy!
用过剑吗 -只在"魔兽世界"里用过 - Ever used a blade? - Only in World of Warcraft!
你现学吧 You're about to learn.
"我们唯一应该恐惧的是恐惧本身" "The only thing we have to fear is fear itself!"
"干的不赖 布朗尼" "Doing a heck of a job, Brownie."
你后面 Behind you!
蹲下 Duck!
要一命呜呼了 亲 Last roundup, kemosabe!
就快变成烤肉 去蘸酱了 伙计 Time to slap on the barbecue sauce, boy!
什么 What?
不 不 别要撒尿 No, no! You wouldn't!
他必须尿 He must!
点击 Clear!
今天这件事儿 我们对谁都别提 We must never speak of what happened here today.
行啦 这完全没必要 Come on! That wasn't necessary!
都灭了 It's out!
这东西确实能救命 These things really do save lives.
你没事吧 Are you all right?
你还好吧 亲爱的 Are you all right, my dear?
你没事吧 -没事 谢了 - You okay? - Yeah, thanks.
你拼的很勇猛 You fought bravely, sire.
我保证 总有一天 One day, I promise you,
我们会用胜利之杯 饮龙之血 we shall drink dragon's blood from the victor's cup.
我喝汽水 或者白开水就行了 I'm good with just, like, soda or water, too.
不过我还是挺喜欢我们的默契 But I like the energy we got going.
从现在起，你要选择你自己的道路 From now on, you must choose your own path.
别让别人说三道四 And let no man tell you otherwise.
我们最好让Larry知道我们是安全的 We better let Larry know we're okay.
转过身来 Turn around.
Larry很可能在担心我们 Larry's probably worried about us.
现在我们要怎么找到他们 How are we going to find them now?
Lawrence Lawrence?
恐怕我们每转过一个拐角NI fear we've turned a corner.
我就又逐渐变成蜡像 I'm becoming wax again, son.
好吧，我们之后再去找他们 All right. We'll look for them later.
现在我们必须先去埃及馆 We got to get to Egypt now.
等等，我们不应该接着找Jed和Octavius吗 Wait, shouldn't we keep looking for Jed and Octavius?
Nick说得对 Nick is right.
真正的骑士从不逃避自己的职责 A true knight never shirks his duties.
如果我们不马上去埃及馆，谁都救不了 If we don't get to Egypt soon we're not gonna save anybody.
爸爸说，保持姿势 Dada say, "Stay!"
保持姿势 Stay!
爸爸说，Laaa不能吃东西 Dada say Laaa no eat.
保持姿势，Laaa Stay, Laaa!
就是这里了 This is it.
或许我应该陪你们一起进去 Perhaps I should accompany you in.
不用了，我想我们在这里可以找到想要的东西 No, I think we got it from here.
-是吗？-恩，我们自己可以 - Really? - Yeah. No, we're good.
好吧 Right. Well...
朋友们 friends...
Larry Larry...
小丑脸的魔法牌匾保管者 clown-faced keeper of the magic tablet...
我不会忘记你的勇敢的 I shall never forget your bravery.
也不会忘了你的诙谐 Nor your jests.
再见 Bye.
我不会说再见的 I shall not say goodbye.
-我会-什么 - I am. - What?
我要说再见了，我得走了，抱歉 I'm gonna say goodbye. I have to go, I'm sorry.
以后再见吧 I'll see you.
真的很感谢你 Really, man, thank you.
为我们付出的一切 For everything.
我很多个月没看到这些墙了 I haven't seen these walls for many a moon.
Ahkmen?
母亲 Mother.
父亲 Father.
欢迎回家啊，我的儿子 Welcome home, my son.
我想让你们见见我的朋友们 I want you to meet my friends.
我是Merenkahre I am Merenkahre...
尼罗河的法老，太阳之子的父亲 Pharaoh of the Nile and Father to the Son of the Sun.
我是Shepseheret And I am Shepseheret...
九大王国的璀璨珍宝 the Glittering Jewel of the Nine Kingdoms.
而我叫Larry And I am Larry.
来自布鲁克林的一个保安 Guardian of Brooklyn.
是 Yes.
现在我实际上住在曼哈顿 I actually live in Manhattan now.
我知道，但听起来也不是很酷 I know, but it doesn't sound as cool.
是的 Yeah.
如果你能看下那个牌匾，我们会感到万分荣幸的 We would be very honored if you could take a look at the tablet.
发生了跟它相关的一些事 There's something happening with it.
我们还搞不懂它是什么 We don't understand what it is.
你是在和一位法老说话啊 You are speaking with a pharaoh.
吻下我的权杖 Kiss my staff.
不亲可以吗？ Is it okay if I don't?
你要表现出你的尊重 You will show respect.
我可是太阳神拉的后代 I am the descendant of Ra, the sun god.
我懂的，我百分百尊敬你 I understand that and I totally respect you.
只是我不向拉祷告，所以 I just don't pray to Ra, so...
埃及的神明乃是唯一的真神 The Egyptian gods are the only true gods.
我们尝试着开放点 Well, we try to stay a little more open-minded.
我是说，Sacajawea，她崇敬她的精神祖先 I mean, Sacajawea, she honors her spiritual ancestors...
还有Attila，你是向某个山羊的神灵祷告的，不是吗 and you pray to some sort of goat god, Attila?
而我是半个爱尔兰人，半个犹太人 I'm half-Irish, half-Jewish...
你是犹太人？我可喜欢犹太人了！ You are? I love Jews!
我们奴役了40000个犹太人! We owned 40,000 of them!
-这些可爱的人-我们谈那事吧 - Such lovely people. - Here we go.
他们总是点着烛光，高兴地唱着歌 They were very happy, always singing with the candles.
他们其实很不开心 Yeah. They really weren't happy.
-是吗？-不开心，他们最后离开了埃及 - Really? - No. They left.
他们在沙漠中花费了大约40年的时间，挣扎着逃离埃及 They spent about 40 years in the desert trying to escape.
我们在每年一次的聚餐上还在谈论这件事 Yeah. We have dinner once a year and talk about it.
对我们来说，这意义重大 It's a big deal for us.
听着，你可以看下那块牌匾吗？ Listen, could you take a look at that tablet?
上面出问题了 There's something wrong with it.
它正失去它的力量 It's losing its power.
你觉得能修理好吗 Do you think you could fix it?
帮你们修理的话，我就会泄露出牌匾的秘密 To do that, I would have to divulge the secret of the tablet.
我保证我们不会将秘密告诉别人 I promise we won't tell anybody.
不行 No.
那我亲下你的权杖 I'll kiss your staff.
太晚了 Too late.
爸爸，你为什么总坚持占有这块牌匾 Father, why do you insist on keeping this to yourself?
这个秘密本来是要在适当的时候传达给你的 The secret was to be passed down to you at the proper time.
已经过了4000年了 Well, it has been 4,000 years.
现在似乎是个恰当的时机 Now seems like a good time.
你在午夜出生 You were born at midnight.
那是我还是法老 I was Pharaoh...
我已经见识过大部分男人都梦寐以求的财富 and I had seen wonders most men only dream of.
但当我第一次看到你 But when I first gazed upon you...
对我来说，你更加宝贵 you were instantly more precious to me...
比古代世界上的财富都要宝贵 than all the wonders of the ancient world.
我知道我永远也无法对你说出再见 I knew I could never bear to say goodbye.
我下令让大祭司为你创造一件礼物 I commanded the High Priest to create a gift to you, my son...
用我们所知道的来生的一切秘诀 using all we had learned of the mysteries of the afterlife.
在月神孔苏的神殿中锻造 Forged in the temple of Khonsu, god of the moon...
夜行者的保护神 and watcher over nighttime travelers...
Ahkmenrah的牌匾 the Tablet of Ahkmenrah.
我们的坟墓被设计成 Our tomb was designed to
可以引导月神孔苏的光束到牌匾上 channel Khonsu's rays down to the tablet...
然后每个晚上复原牌匾的力量 rejuvenating its powers every night.
月神将他的力量安置在牌匾之上 The moon god bestowed his power upon the tablet...
所以，只要牌匾沐浴在月光里 so that, as long as it bathed in his light...
我们一家人就能永远在一起了 our family could be together forever,
连死亡也无法将我们分开 and not even death could part us.
它脱离孔苏的月光太久了 It's been away from Khonsu's light too long.
我的儿子啊 My son!
出什么事了？ What is happening to you?
它需要月光 It needs moonlight...
否则在日出前我们都会死 otherwise we shall all be dead by sunrise.
快！ Hurry!
如果牌匾消亡了 If the tablet dies...
就无法恢复了 nothing can bring it back!
你想干嘛？ What are you doing?
给我那块牌匾 The tablet. Now.
等等，听我说，那东西正在消亡 Wait, listen to me. That thing is dying.
如果它沐浴到月光 If it doesn't get moonlight...
一切都将消亡 everything ends, like, for real.
亚瑟王为了找到圣杯白白花费了很多年的时光 King Arthur wasted years searching for the Holy Grail.
由始至终我都把它当做一块牌匾 To think it was a tablet all along.
你能否将它给我？你不知道你在做什么！ Would you just give it to me? You don't know what you're doing!
我的追求结束了 My quest is complete.
今晚我将驰往卡默洛特 I ride for Camelot tonight.
给你了，好吗？ Just keep it, okay?
但是将它放在月光里，并把中心那几片翻过来吧 But just put it in the moonlight and turn that center piece.
抱歉，不是我最初的追求 Sorry, not my first quest.
顺便一提，Erik比你还搞笑！ And by the way, Erik was much funnier than you!
去找其他人 Go get the others.
我们不能让他离开这栋楼 We can't let him leave the building!
哇，放松啊，伙计，慢慢停下来！ Whoa! Easy there, partner! Slow it down!
我不知道你是谁 I don't know who you are...
但我他妈的十分清楚那牌匾不属于你 but I'm pretty dang sure that tablet don't belong to you.
等一下！回来，还没说完呢！ Now wait a second! Come back here! This ain't over!
你会后悔今天你用大剑嘲弄我们的 You'll rue the day you mocked us with your huge sword
还有用你那双迷惑人的蓝眼睛 and hypnotic blue eyes!
他的眼珠子确实很蓝 His eyes are very blue.
说话要温和,但手里要拿着大棒 Speak softly and carry a big stick.
Lawrence，我们遇到麻烦了 Lawrence, we have a problem.
这一只手也变成蜡了 This one turned to wax as well.
我也有个说法 I have a saying, too.
说话要大声，但手里要拿着一个更大的棒子 "Speak loudly and carry a bigger stick."
-在那里-你是说上面 - It's over there! - You mean up there.
来吧 Come on.
拿到了 Got it.
Teddy，快将那个牌匾拿给我 Teddy. The tablet, now!
傻瓜，我不会问你第二遍 I shan't ask you again, fool!
这会令我头痛 And this is giving me a headache!
将牌匾拿给我 Give me the tablet!
Lawrence，让我走 Let me go, Lawrence.
不，Teddy，不行 No! Teddy, no!
Teddy!
到手了 There.
它是我的 That'll be mine.
嘿，想法很好 Hey, that was a good one.
没有想到那成功了 No idea that would work.
Larry!
嘿，你们怎么样 Hey, you guys, how you doing?
牌匾仍完好 Still in one piece!
-Octavius。我看这是你的吧-谢谢 - Octavius, I think this belongs to you. - Thank you.
我搞不懂 I don't understand.
为什么Lancelot还是很强而我们变得越来越弱 Why is Lancelot staying strong while we get weaker?
这是他的第一个晚上 It's his first night.
新生的人总是很强，但那无关紧要 Newborns are stronger but it matters not.
除非我们成功了，否则黎明到来时他也会死的 Unless we succeed, he, too, will be dead come the dawn.
我们不能让他离开这栋楼 We can't let him leave the building.
先生，你能回到埃及馆吗，以防止他穿过那儿 Sir, can you go back to Egypt, in case he comes through there?
-当然可以-Nick，带上Attila,检查一下码头 - Of course. - Nicky, take Attila, check the loading dock.
-了解-Teddy，去楼的南侧，包围侧门 - Got it. - Teddy, go to the South Wing, cover the side doors.
我去总入口那儿 I got the main entrance.
你站住，我就知道你有点不对劲 You! I knew you smelled a bit off!
-你没看到那个吗？-看到什么？ - Didn't you just see that? - See what?
骑着马穿过去的骑士 The knight on the horse that just rode through!
别想着用你的魔法幻想来让我分心！ Stop trying to distract me with your magical fantasy!
在仓库里，我找到了你猥亵的双胞胎兄弟！ I found your filthy twin, here, in the freight room!
他不是我的兄弟 He's not my twin.
我逮到他了，他能为自己辩解什么？ I got him, and what could he say for himself?
住嘴！ Shut up! Shut up in your face!
立马住嘴!你想被我打吗？ Shut up right now! Do you want to be smashed?
你可以跑掉，但如果你离开了这几道门 Yeah, you can run, but if you leave those gates...
我保证，你丑恶的另一个二重身 I swear to you, your hideous doppelganger...
看起来很像Counting Crows里的主唱者的兄弟 who looks a lot like the lead singer of the Counting Crows...
就会受我一锤！ will get it!
爸爸 Dada.
对 That's right.
和他有关 It compute with him.
爸爸 Dada.
该死的 Damn it!
Laaa.
如果你看到我做了傻事，别学我，好吗？ If you see me do something dumb, don't imitate me, okay?
这基本上也是我一直叮嘱Nick的 It's basically what I keep telling Nick.
他就是不听我的，你听懂了？ He just doesn't get it, you know?
我想说，他是个聪明的小孩 I mean, he's a smart kid...
但我只是给他一些以前我没有的东西 but I just want to give him the tools that I didn't have.
我的意思是，得到学位，然后再休息一下 I mean, get the degree, then take a break.
得到学位再休息 Get the degree, then take a break.
住手 Laaa! Laaa, stop that!
住手 Stop it!
好吧 Okay.
什么？嘿！ What? Excuse me! Hey!
嗨，嘿。抱歉 Hi. Hey. Sorry.
我是Nick，他是Dexter，这是野人Attila I'm Nick, this is Dexter, Attila the Hun.
噢，很愉快能见到你们 Oh, yes, so lovely to meet you.
现在就见识一下这把锤子 Now meet this hammer!
别这样 Don't do that.
我真的很抱歉。我知道发生了很多事，野人，猴子 I'm super sorry. I know it's a lot going on, Hun, monkey.
哇，还有什么？这么多诡异的人物，信息量很大喔 Wow, what? So much weird. Huge amount to process.
是吧？好，抱歉了 Right? Okay, sorry.
－谢了－你会得到惩罚的 - Thank you. - You won't get away with this!
我现在就把你记着 I'm making sketches of you in my mind right now!
脸上长着雀斑的臭小子 Boy with freckles,
头发散乱的亚洲胖子，还有邪恶的猴子 fat Asian with hair extensions, evil monkey.
我是说，我觉得这就是抚养了，你听懂了？ I mean I guess it's just parenting, you know?
他来自一个离婚的家庭 And he comes from a divorced family...
所以我很肯定他对我有很多反抗的情绪 so I'm sure he has a lot of conflicted feelings about me...
他也许有一些恋母情结 and there might be some Oedipal stuff at play in there, or...
我懂的 I get it.
很多时候我都没在他身边 I wasn't there a lot of the time.
所以我想我是在吐露自己的罪状 So I think I might be projecting my own guilt...
并且通过某种我都不清楚的方式告诉他 and taking it out on him in ways...
that I'm not even aware of.
什么 What?
门 Door.
头 Head.
好，我 Okay, I...
打开 Open...
头 head.
打开你的心扉 Open your mind!
是的，对，你说得对 Yes! Yeah, well, you're right.
那是一项挑战 That's the challenge.
我想说，这都是嘴皮话，但我确实也去做了 I mean, it's all contextual, and I do.
我一直盯着他 I keep looking at him
像我的父母养育我的那样抚养着他 through the lens of how my parents raised me...
在他我行我素的时候 when, in reality, he's his own person.
然而，我们却有着相同的DNA And, yeah, we share the same DNA...
但实话实说，他比以前的我还进取些 but honestly, he's much more evolved than I ever was.
我不想让我的自尊心和孩童史 I don't want to let my own ego and childhood history...
去防止他犯那些他需要犯的错误 stop him from making the mistakes he needs to make...
去防止他成为他想成为的人 to become the person that he's meant to be.
用头开门 Open the door with your head.
Yes!
干得好，我们走 Good, Laaa. Let's go!
-大家都好吧？-是的 - Everybody okay? - Yes, Lawrence.
Attila和你的儿子将那个女保安关在她的值日室里 Attila and your boy secured the lady guard in her booth.
但我不知道能关多久 I don't know how long it will hold her, though.
我们必须找到Lancelot We gotta find Lancelot...
但是得有人去确保她出不来 but somebody has to make sure she doesn't get out.
对，Laaa，好的 Yeah. Laaa, okay.
你知道你得去干什么吗？ You know what you have to do?
保持姿势！ Stay!
对，确保她呆在里面 That's right. Just make sure she stays in there.
-保持姿势！-好的，走！ - Stay! - Good! Go!
爸爸说，保持姿势 Dada say, "Stay"!
Lawrence!
我无法挪动我的手臂了 I can't move my arms.
我们逐渐变得不能动弹 We're becoming less useful by the minute.
哇，哇！ Whoa, whoa!
坚挺住，大家伙 Come on, big guy.
什么？你还好吧？ What? You okay there?
有东西浮上你的眼睛，但是 Something's up with your eye, but...
我不清楚。只是有点 I don't know. It's just kind of going...
你得休息了，好吗 You gotta relax, okay?
冷静下！ Calm down!
Attila! Attila!
Attila不会过度呼吸的 Attila doesn't hyperventilate.
你掠夺！ You pillage!
你掠夺 You plunder!
你不会有事的，好吧？ You don't freak out. Okay?
爸，这城市有8百万人啊 Dad, there's, like, 8 million people in this city.
他现在可能在任意一个地方 He could be literally anywhere by now.
我们会找到他的 We'll find him.
必须的 We have to.
我来了，亲爱的 I'm coming, my love.
啊呀！ Blimey!
他从这条路走过 He came this way...
每小时走4里格（12英里）路 traveling 4 leagues per hour.
不！ No!
在大型猫科动物面前不要逃避 Never run from a big cat, Lawrence.
拿出你的手电筒 Gigantor, get your flashlight out!
这些狮子想要玩耍！ These cats want to play!
呼！手电筒来了！ Whoo-wee! He's got it, boy!
玩得不错，先生 Well played, sir.
跑 Run!
Lancelot究竟到哪里去了？ Where the devil could Lancelot be?
这边！ Come on!
你最好让我出来，你个令人讨厌的猿人！ You better let me out of here, you revolting ape-man!
你在盯着什么？别看我！ What are you staring at? Stop looking at me!
你以前没看过这么一个美丽的，迷人的，漂亮的女人 Have you never seen a beautiful,
attractive, gorgeous woman before...
如果她没有对披萨上瘾的话，也许就会成为一个模特了 who could be a model if she didn't love pizza so much?
我知道你在玩什么把戏 I know what you're playing at...
没用的 and it ain't working.
没用的 Not working.
等等，还是有一点用的 Wait, it is kind of working.
他们对卡默洛特干了什么？ What have they done to Camelot?
总而言之，没有比卡默洛特更合人意的地方了 In short, there's simply not a more congenial spot
For happily ever-aftering
Than here in...
-终于！ - Camelot - At long last!
-亲爱的Guinevere-嗨 - Guinevere, my love. - Hi.
我能帮到你吗，伙计？ Can I help you, mate?
是我啊 It is I...
Lancelot爵士 Sir Lancelot.
我已经完成了我的追求 I have fulfilled my quest.
抱歉 Sorry. I'm sorry.
我不是真的Guinevere I'm not actually Guinevere.
我是Alice Eve，我觉得你认错人了 I'm Alice Eve, and I think you got a bit confused.
-也许你看到我在舞台上...-你的声音就像音乐一样 - Maybe you saw me on stage... - Your voice is like music...
但我不知道你在说什么 but I have no idea what you're saying.
Okay. Hey.
Hey, man.
Hey, buddy.
因为她是演员所以她是在说她并不是Guinevere What she's saying is she's not Guinevere because she's an actor.
我也是演员 Okay? So am I.
演员？ An actor?
-对-对 - Yeah. - Yeah.
你听懂了？ You know?
摘下王冠 Do the crown.
抱歉,当然了，我是Hugh Jackman Oh, sorry, of course. Hugh Jackman.
这是王冠 It was the crown.
我懂的，这都是 I know, the whole...
Huge Ackman?
多荒诞的名字！ That's a ridiculous name!
听起来好假！ It doesn't even sound real!
亚瑟，只有懦夫才会隐藏他的真实身份 Only a coward would conceal his true identity, Arthur.
不，我是Hugh Jackman No, it's Hugh Jackman.
我，恰恰相反 I, on the other hand...
带着你探寻过却找不到的宝物 carry the treasure you sought but could never find.
看着这永生的钥匙！ Behold the key to life everlasting!
好的，我喜欢这戏装 Okay, I love the costume...
我喜欢这份热情 I love the enthusiasm...
但现在你得离开舞台了 but you're gonna have to get off stage now.
Lancelot爵士啊，先生们女士们，Lancelot爵士啊 Sir Lancelot, ladies and gentlemen. Sir Lancelot.
是的 Yes!
非常好 Very good.
你真丢脸！ Shame on you, Arthur!
你不配得到王冠，不配得到Guinevere You don't deserve your crown, and you don't deserve your queen!
准备好来感受我利剑的冷锋 Prepare to feel the cold kiss of my blade...
Huge Ackman!
嘿，伙计，这全是演戏 Hey, buddy, this is all pretend.
看 See, just...
那确实不是真的 Well, that's not real.
全都不是真的 None of it is.
不是真的 It's not real.
刚才演的很好 It was a good performance.
-我们是在这表演的-你是今晚临时来的 - We were right in there. - You were tonight.
但这都不是真的 But it's not real-real.
不是真的 It's not real.
不是真的？ Not real?
你知道我想卡默洛特多久了 Do you know how long I dreamed of Camelot?
为了什么？徒劳！ And for what? For nothing!
-天啊-徒劳！ - Jeez! - Nothing!
别，别，别，请坐好 No, no, no. Please just take your seats and...
怎么了 What's up?
我们就是上帝造我们的那个样 We're just as God made us.
为什么你不拍照？ Why don't you take a picture?
照片会保存更久 It'll last longer.
好，我已经试着表现得友好些。够了 Okay, I've tried being nice. That's enough.
立刻离开舞台！ Get off the stage right now!
后退！你吓唬不着我... Stay back! You don't scare me...
Huge Ackman.
听着，伙计，你不想和我打架，如何？ Listen, mate, you don't want to fight me, all right?
如果我们走了，我会打倒你 If we go, I will break you.
来吧 Come on!
什么鬼？ What is that?
你在干什么？ What are you doing?
-他在装狼-对 - He's doing his Wolverine thing. - Yeah.
-对-你听过？ - Yeah. - You know?
弄些爪子脱去衬衫会更好 It's better with the claws and no shirt.
对 Fair.
Lancelot!
Oi, mate!
嘿，伙计，那不是出口！ Hey, buddy, that's not an exit!
上来 Yeah, come on up.
上来 Yep. Come on up!
噢，猴子啊，了不起 Oh, monkeys. Terrific.
我喜欢这些戏装 I love the costumes.
抱歉，我得说，你才是全才啊，伙计 Sorry. I just gotta say, you're the whole package, man.
谢谢，伙计 Thanks, buddy.
-他认得你-很好 - He recognized you. - Yeah, that was awesome.
嘿，把牌匾给我 Hey! Give me the tablet!
退后！退后 Stay back! Stay back.
-退后！-哇！ - Stand back! - Whoa!
退后！ Back!
什么？ What?
你的 Your..
-你的鼻子，它在-我的鼻子怎么了？ - Your nose, it's... - What about my nose?
你的鼻子正在掉落 Your nose is dripping.
-什么?-正被火熔化 - What? - It's melting. From the fire.
Okay.
多糟了？ How bad is it?
不是很好 It is not great.
但我是Lancelot! But I'm Lancelot!
以前从没有过Lancelot！ There never was a Lancelot!
Lancelot是一个传奇 Lancelot is a legend.
你不是真的 You're not real.
我不明白 I don't understand!
我知道，要明白得花点时间 I know it's a lot to take in,
但是，请把牌匾给我 but please, just give me the tablet.
噢，然后，回到博物馆？ Oh, and then what? Back to the museum?
站在那儿让小孩子看来看去，指指点点？ Stand there as little children ogle and point?
还有学习 And learn.
然后得到激励，去干大事 And get inspired to do great things.
英雄事迹还少着，我的朋友 There are far less noble fates, my friend.
对我来说，不少了 Not for me, there aren't!
如果没有卡默洛特 If there is no Camelot...
没有Guinevere，没有Lancelot there is no Guinevere and no Lancelot...
我就什么都不是，我只是一个悲哀的畸形蜡像 then I'm nothing. I'm just a sad lump of misshapen wax.
别看我的鼻子！ Stop looking at my nose!
-我不是在看鼻子-你在看，我看到了 - I wasn't looking at it. - You were, I saw you.
你就像这样，“恩，恩“ You were like this. "Hmm, hmm." Staring.
-不是那样的-你在看 - I wasn't like that. - You were!
别看了 Don't look at it!
难以做到不去看那鼻子 It really is hard not to look at.
是啊 Yes, he is.
-我没看-我瞧见了 - I didn't. - I saw you!
不，我在看你的眼睛-猴子，别看了 - No, I'm looking at your eyes. - Monkey, stop it!
能给我那块牌匾吗？给我牌匾 Could you give me the tablet, please? Give me the tablet.
如果你给我牌匾，我保证我不会... If you give me the tablet, I promise I won't...
别盯着我的鼻子！ Do not look at my nose!
-把牌匾给我-把目光移开 - Give me the tablet. - Look away.
把牌匾给我 - Give me the tablet. -
不看我的鼻子到底有多难啊？ How hard could it be not to look at my nose?
我不会看你的鼻子的 I'm not gonna look at your nose.
-我忍不住- -看着天空！ I can't help it! - Look to the heavens!
很恶心 It's disgusting.
但他还是很帅 Yet, he's still handsome.
从现在开始谁都不能看我的鼻子，提及也不行 No one shall look at, or mention,
my nose from this moment forward!
抱歉，我忘了我们在说什么了 I'm sorry, I forgot what we were talking about.
Lawrence.
Oh, Teddy!
Larry.
没时间了 We've run out of time.
听我说。你得弄直那牌匾上的块状物 Listen to me. You got to straighten the pieces.
现在就弄直，否者他们全都会死！ Straighten the pieces right now or they're all gonna die!
你也一样 You too!
没有卡默洛特的世界不值得生活在其中 A world without Camelot is not a world worth living in.
Dad!
Dexter,怎么了？ Dexter, what is it?
还好吧？ You all right?
嘿 Hey.
嘿，伙计，你还好吧？ Hey, man, you okay?
嘿，看着我 Hey, look at me.
你想拍拍我吗？来啊 Yeah, you want to slap me? Go ahead.
来啊，拍拍我的脸 Go ahead, slap me in the face.
Dex?
Dexter?
噢！别... Oh! No, no. No.
Dexter?不，伙计，振作些！ Dexter? No, no. Come on, man!
爸，他离开了 Dad, he's gone.
我会握住那只手 I'll take that hand now.
现在我明白了 I understand now.
猴子才是你的追求 The monkey was the quest.
不是那块牌匾 It was never about the tablet.
而是他们 It was about them.
原谅我 Forgive me.
我才是傻的人 It is I who have been the fool.
我们好了！ We're back, baby!
Lawrence!
哇! Whoa!
嘿！ Hey!
欢迎回来，伙计 Welcome back, buddy.
嘿 Hey.
Larry,干得好！ Well done, Larry!
他在这儿，那才是我们的同伴 There he is. That's our guy.
这儿！ Come here!
这是你的牌匾 Here's your tablet.
感觉很好吧，Jedediah？ It feels good, doesn't it, Jedediah?
你说对啦！ Boy, you said it!
嘿，谢谢你 Hey. Thank you.
我看起来怎么样？ How do I look?
你看起来像Lancelot You look like Lancelot.
干得好，我的孩子 Well done, my child.
谢谢你 Thank you...
将我的儿子平安带回家 for bringing my son home safely.
看着你的男孩成长为男人，真奇怪 It's a strange thing...
seeing your boy become a man.
有狮子在追着我们 There were lions chasing us.
真疯狂 Yeah, it's crazy.
终有一天，他们将骑着恐龙经过中心公园 One day, they're riding a dinosaur through Central Park...
然后第二天他们在伊比沙岛当流行音乐播音员 and then the next day they're DJ-ing in Ibiza.
你很好地侍奉了我的家人 You've served my family well.
我们会为你建造一座大坟墓，用数不尽的财富为你殉葬 We shall build a great tomb and bury you with many riches.
我会亲自保证你的器官被取出来 I, personally, will see to it that your organs are removed...
然后单独放置在宝石包裹的罐子里 and placed in separate jewel-encrusted jars.
谢谢你 Thank you.
做得对 It's the right thing to do.
那么我们约定好了 Then we're agreed.
Lawrence...
我能说句话吗？ may I have a word?
Yeah.
我和其他人谈过了 The others and I have been talking.
Ahkmenrah和他的家人该呆在这儿 Ahkmenrah's place is here with his family.
他必须呆在这儿 He must remain here.
牌匾也应该放在这儿 And the tablet should stay here as well, son.
Gigantor，这是它应被放在的地方 This is where it belongs, Gigantor.
但是... Yeah, but it...
那意味着你们也得留下 That means you guys would have to stay.
我们属于纽约 We belong in New York.
但如果... Yeah, but if you...
如果你们回到纽约，那么你们就... If you guys go, then you...
今晚过后你们就不再活着了 you won't be alive after tonight.
Laredo，我们是博物馆的展览品 We're museum exhibits, Laredo.
我们本是展览品 It's what we are.
人们来看看我们，可能会学到一些东西 Folks come to look at us, maybe learn a little something.
那才叫活着，伙计 That's alive, man.
但我 But I'm...
我应该照顾好你们 I'm supposed to take care of you guys.
你应经做到了 And you have.
好了，Lawrence It's okay, Lawrence.
我们准备好了 We're ready.
我还没有 I'm not.
我们走 Let us go, son.
好 Okay.
Larry，谢谢你将我归还回我的家人 Thank you for giving me back my family, Larry...
布鲁克林的保管员 Guardian of Brooklyn.
爸，如果现在我们离开，我们能赶上一躺航班 Dad, if we leave right now, we can still catch a flight...
在太阳升起前所有人都会醒着回到家 get home with everyone still awake before the sun comes up.
好 Yeah, okay.
我们回家 Let's go home.
哇！ Whoa!
Larry，好 It's all right, Larry.
我们获得了一些新的理解 We've reached something of an understanding.
-真的吗？-Trixey，坐下 - Really? - Trixey, sit.
哇！好 Wow! That's really good.
Lancelot,干得好 Good job, Lance.
谢谢你 Thanks.
Trixey，乖 Trixey, behave.
好女孩 Good girl.
保持姿势 Steady.
他从不听我的话 He never even listens to me.
但你... But you...
我只是觉得你会听我的话 I just feel like you really listen to me.
就像我们的心 It's like our hearts are
此时此刻同步跳动 in perfect sync with each other right now.
你感觉怎样 Do you feel what...
嗨，抱歉打扰了你们的事 Hi. Sorry to interrupt whatever...
is happening.
Laaa，大伙都在外面等了，我们得走了，来啊 Laaa, the guys are waiting outside. We gotta go. Come on.
什么？不走 What? No.
不，Laaa，留下！ No! Laaa, stay!
我知道这很疯狂 I know this sounds crazy...
但你和我一起在英国能生活得好好的 but you and I could make a life together here in England.
哇！ Whoa!
喔，好 Wow. Okay.
我不会忘记你的 I will never forget you.
你是我见过的最结实的男人 You are the most rugged man that I have ever, ever met.
戴好橡皮圈 Keep the scrunchies.
好，Laaa，我们得走了 Okay, Laaa. We gotta go.
来 Come on.
如果你不说出一件事，我也不会 I won't say anything if you won't.
噢，我知道你很讨厌这份工作以及相关的一切，但明天晚上 Oh, I know you hate this
job and everything, but tomorrow night...
干得最好 best job ever.
这儿很安静 Sure is quiet around here.
没有那块牌匾，这儿就像其他博物馆 Without the tablet, it's just like any other museum.
你知道我最怀念你什么 You know what I'm gonna remember most about you?
什么？ What?
你们如此伟大 How big you guys are.
来 Come here.
抱紧我 Hold me.
我的 My...
朋友 friend.
你会说英语？ You speak English?
好 Okay.
嘿，听着 Hey, listen.
在屋顶上面 Up there on the roof, when...
当你几乎... When you almost...
Yeah.
我只是想让你知道 I just want you to know...
我真的改变了对一切事物的看法 I really changed my perspective on everything.
我很清楚我们有奇怪的... I know we have a weird...
我们有活力，有压力 We have this dynamic, we have this tension.
一来一往 Back and forth.
我的意思是，这是游戏，对吧？你明白了？ I mean, games, right? You know?
我们所扮演的角色 Roles that we put ourselves into,
但是为什么一定要那样演绎呢？ but why does it have to be that way?
我觉得一直存在着我们彼此之间的相互尊重 I feel like there's always been a mutual
sort of respect for each other.
不管怎样 Anyway.
我会想你的，你知道吗？ I'll miss you, you know?
好 Okay. It's all right.
去吧，最后的一拍了 Go ahead. One last slap.
我也觉得存在很长时间了 Yeah, I felt that was there for a long time, too.
谢谢你 Thank you.
谁会想到过？ Who would have ever thought?
我是蜡像，她是聚亚安酯 I'm wax, she's polyurethane.
但不管怎样，我们很合拍 But somehow, it worked.
我想这是你呆的地方了 I guess this is it.
确实 Indeed.
我知道年轻的Nick会做出大事来 And I know young Nick will do great things.
是，他 Yeah, he's...
准备好独自去闯世界了 ready to take on the world all by himself.
那么你完成了你的工作了 Then you've done your job.
你完成了 You've done your job.
是时候准备下一次冒险了 It's time for your next adventure.
我没想过明天要干什么 I have no idea what I'm gonna do tomorrow.
多么令人兴奋 How exciting.
拜拜，Teddy Bye, Teddy.
再见了，Lawrence Farewell, Lawrence.
妙！ Bully!
整到你了吧！ Got you!
微笑吧，我的孩子 Smile, my boy.
日出了 It's sunrise.
-嘿-嘿，你还好吧？ - Hey. - Hey. You good?
-我很好-好 - Yeah, I am. - Good.
那么，去伊比沙岛吗？ So, Ibiza?
Yeah.
爸，和流行音乐播音员有关的一切事 The whole DJ thing, Dad...
我不知道那是不是我适合做的事 I don't know if that's the thing for me...
我只是知道这是下一件我想做的事 I just know that it's the next thing.
之后，再上大学 After that, maybe college.
我会找到答案的，你明白吗? I'm figuring it all out, you know?
听起来挺像一个计划 Sounds like a plan.
我应该回到妈妈家里，或着去做诸如此类的事 I should get back to Mom's, or something.
好 Okay.
我爱你 I love you.
我也爱你 I love you, too.
好吧 All right.
我不会让你走的 I'm not gonna let you go.
好，我们后面再见 Okay. I'll see you later.
三年后，Larry Daley不在了 Three years, no Larry Daley.
他因我辞职，让我拿回了我的工作 He was the one that took the fall for me, got me my job back.
我听说他回学校念书，得到了学位，成了一名教师 I heard he went back to school, got his degree, became a teacher.
我很高兴 I'm very glad.
当他听说了这次巡回展览 Well, when he heard about this traveling exhibition...
Larry坚持让我亲自将这个交给你 Larry insisted that I deliver this to you personally.
这个声名狼藉的据说带有魔法的会发光的牌匾 The infamous, supposedly magic, glowing tablet.
Larry Daley以及他的奇闻趣事 Larry Daley and his fanciful tales.
Larry说你很可靠 Larry said you could be trusted.
你的意思是？ What do you mean?
不会泄露最高机密的见闻 With the top secret knowledge.
你在干吗？ What are you doing?
－我在使眼色（wink指单眼表示暗示）－你在眨眼 - I'm winking. - You're blinking.
不，我用我的双眼使眼色 No, I wink with both eyes.
那叫眨眼 That's blinking.
无关紧要了，因为现在 It doesn't matter, because right now...
你最好准备好 you better get ready!
为什么准备好 For what?
为这个做好准备 For this.
It do发光了es glow.
来 Come on.
\抱歉NSorry.
继续 Go ahead.
玩得开心点，铛铛 Have fun-fun, Dum Dum.
保持姿势！ Stay!
我不会离开的 I'm not going anywhere.
保持姿势 Stay!
我不会离开的！ I'm not going anywhere!