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夜上海 夜上海 夜上海

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杀死你 杀死你 杀死你 杀死你

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顶呀!顶呀!

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上呀

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唉!手球啊!

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不是呀!

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唉!

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肥周哥,怎么了?担心老婆呀?

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倒也是

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楼下一对两夫妇刚刚自杀死了!

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这两天我回去都有点害怕遇见鬼

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鬼?什么鬼?

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用不着这么大反应吧?

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我是问你,是不是担心老婆怕鬼呀?

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不是!阿凤才不怕鬼的!

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我是担心大风大雨!

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她一个人在家!

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打电话回去又打不通

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怕她有什么事!

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要不要我叫阿宝过去看看?

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不用麻烦啦

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就隔壁有什么麻烦?

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我打个电话给他!

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不用了阿芝!阿凤没事的!谢谢!

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好棒!

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唉!有没有弄错啊?

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都说富咸会赢的!

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幸好听你的!

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相信这家伙一成就完蛋了!

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伤不伤心啊现在?

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什么?

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喂!阿虫哥!不是!灯哥!请买单!

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三号台买单呀!

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离谱的!

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势均力敌当然买主场啦

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还要让平半!

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如果让不起就不会让啦

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波是圆的!阿叔都有说啦!

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你现在的心情是不是很气结呢!

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你就想了

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都说这些是鬼盘

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看你会不会把握了!

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势均力敌当然要买下盘了在这种环境

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下盘!下次你就知!

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灯哥!多谢二百五十块!

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二百五十块那么便宜?三百蚊唔驶找!

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多谢虫哥!不,是多谢灯哥!

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多谢灯哥!

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走了!走了

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明天买什么记得通知一声!拜

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下次再来呀!多谢!

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我通你老娘

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终有一天我会赢得啪啪响!

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到时你别向我要提示

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欠人一身债

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终有一天被人打得啪啪响吧

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我告诉你!

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这个时候还要挑衅我的情绪?

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知不知道谁最恶呀?

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我当然知道!穷人嘛!

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你有没有听过电视说!

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切勿沉迷赌博啊!

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不赌不知时运高呀

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你不懂的,不跟你说

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算计一下尾场买什么好

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清理呀!

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多少钱?

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百九十元!

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三百块!

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多谢!多谢!

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谢谢!

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肥周哥反正老板不在

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又没顾客,先回去吧

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还有活要干呀!

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行了!就留给我和阿虫阿强就可以

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巴塞罗那多少赔率?

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平手?二千蚊巴塞!

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干嘛又扯到我身上呀?

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肥周哥想回家看看老婆不行吗?

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这么大雨!你帮不帮忙呀?

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还有尾场呀!

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肥周哥平时怎样帮你忙你都忘记了!

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行了!我跟肥周是老朋友!没计较的!

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行了行了!

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行了

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谢谢!

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快点走吧!小心点啊!

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阿虫!帮手执拾啊,还看波经!

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行了

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有没有搞错?一来就搭肩膀!

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你两口子是不是串通的?

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你抽大麻了?

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你少抽点吧

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少抽点没灵感呀!

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没灵感?这么晚下来干嘛?

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接你嘛,这么大雨,你又没带伞

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还没下班呀,你先坐吧

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你有没有东西不要呀?

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黄婆!我被你吓死了!

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你走路怎么没声音的?

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这么怕死你就快点搬吧

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趁现在人家收楼,能走就走吧

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那你怎么不走?

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你们不离开!我怎可以走?

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又跟我有关?

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这把伞我不要啦,你拿去吧

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多谢!

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忠伯

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周生回来了!

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是呀!

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我等你回来!

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忠伯!管理费我迟几天再给你吧

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好!

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对了!这里的住客也搬得七七八八了!

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应该没什么人交管理费了

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你到底有没有工资?

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工资属等闲事吧!

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只要这里一天有人居住!我也不会走!

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老婆…老婆

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老婆!夜了,你又在干什么?

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我打算煮两只鸡蛋给你

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你今天生日啊!

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是吗?我也忘了!

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让我帮你!

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小心呀!

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有没有破呀?

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没有!

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这鸡蛋好像坏了!

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没理由的!鸡蛋明明是你前天才买的

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怎会这么快变坏?

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是吗?不要紧吧

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让我尝尝

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不行!医生吩咐过

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你不可以随便吃东西

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尝一点没关系!来吧!

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不行!一点!万一有什么事怎办

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不要吃!

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那我再弄给你吧

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不用了!我先去洗澡!

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老婆!老婆!玩接龙吗?

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玩什么?今个月去过了!又挑?

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奖你生日啊!

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不用啦!

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这个好吗?

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不好!

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不好还直勾勾地看?

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我是看计算机有没有事!

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老婆呀!你别整天上色情网页吧!

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我是怕你闷

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才买部计算机回来让你玩接龙

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帮你挑选嘛!

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都说不用了!

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你有需要很正常,只怪我给不了你

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干嘛又说这些呢?我够了

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我说了不介意你跟别的女人做

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只要你做足安全措施!

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不可以找同一个女人!不可以

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不可以有真感情,留精不留情嘛

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行了,老婆!

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这个好吗?

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这个!这个是什么来的?

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我挑第二个给你!这个不错呀!

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不行不行!

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为什么?哗!哗!

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哗!很丑!第二个!

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什么?不好吗咩?

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不好不好!

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这个吧,我觉得这个不错

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麻烦请等一下!谢谢!

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哼.这次一定要蛇仔明还钱!

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不可以心软!一借就三年

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三年之后又三年,都快十年了!

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那混蛋住哪个单位呢?

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洗楼呀?

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喂,这么巧?

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这个好吗?

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昨天你尾场赢回来吗?

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别提了!非跳楼不可了!

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那你还来嫖妓?

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散散心也要呀!

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反正都是死,起码要开个荤

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做只风流鬼嘛!

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喂!一场死党

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去你那儿住几天行不行?

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喂!一场死党,不行行不行呀?

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别这样吧

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你不是不知道我老婆的环境

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不太方便

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不是呀,我觉得很方便

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我还可以帮你照顾她

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我老婆很独立,不用人照顾

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我去告发,说你来嫖妓

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什么?我老婆帮我挑的!

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你有种!

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你找到你要找的那个蛇仔明没有?

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那…你还会不会来找我呀?

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会!当然会!

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但是我不想你来

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为什么?

201
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姊妹们都说跟客人发生感情

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一定没有好结果!

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哦!这里是肥周的家?天意啊!

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你找谁呀?

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5B肥周

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找完朋友就快点走!

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我何时走关你什么事!

208
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是…是不是出来呀?

209
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那么多地方不去,偏偏来这里呀?

210
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探望朋友!探望朋友!很快就走

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哗!这么夜了!还是找天再来!

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看完朋友要马上走!

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我知道了!我知道了!

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小伙子,有没有东西不要呀?

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什么?

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我问你有没有东西不要呀?

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婆婆,你是人还是鬼呀?

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人鬼都不会分就到处跑

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你这样的外表,很难分呀!

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我赠你一句,眼看未为真呀!

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不知道你说什么?

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小伙子,有没有东西不要呀?

223
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有了,有了!这二十元不要的!

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谢谢!

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小伙子!

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再赠你一句!

227
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不要再赌啦,小心把命输掉呀

228
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你咒我呀给你钱你反而咒我?

229
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活该你当要饭!

230
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几十岁人也是这样的!

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不赌,不赌!我不赌请你吃红枣!

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肥周这个人

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怎会这么有同情心收留我呢!

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呀!有!阿宝!

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宝!真的谢谢呀!我住几天就走啦!

236
00:19:55,520 --> 00:19:57,375
行啦!少麻烦了!

237
00:19:59,872 --> 00:20:00,952
喂!尝尝啊!

238
00:20:01,888 --> 00:20:02,903
不要!

239
00:20:02,944 --> 00:20:04,537
好东西不要?不识货

240
00:20:19,905 --> 00:20:21,400
为何还在这?

241
00:20:29,345 --> 00:20:30,634
干嘛每次都那么迟?

242
00:20:30,657 --> 00:20:32,425
小姐!你这种说法要戒啦!

243
00:20:32,448 --> 00:20:34,173
我肯送来算不错啦!

244
00:20:34,720 --> 00:20:37,405
你们这幢大厦像间鬼屋

245
00:20:37,633 --> 00:20:40,055
我们店里只有我敢来!

246
00:20:40,128 --> 00:20:42,998
鬼你的头!鬼屋有美女住吗?

247
00:20:43,776 --> 00:20:44,969
小姐!你这种说法又要戒了!

248
00:20:44,992 --> 00:20:46,967
OK!就当你真是美女!

249
00:20:47,841 --> 00:20:49,914
为什么鬼屋不能有美女住呢?

250
00:20:57,281 --> 00:20:59,946
对了!棒啊!肚饿!吃东西!

251
00:20:59,969 --> 00:21:01,529
对不起!没你的份!

252
00:21:01,569 --> 00:21:03,391
不是吧?过门也是客呀!

253
00:21:03,872 --> 00:21:05,116
我只想你快点走!

254
00:21:06,337 --> 00:21:08,224
我想在这住几天而已!

255
00:21:08,257 --> 00:21:11,803
阿芝你这么漂亮!一定有一颗善心!

256
00:21:12,224 --> 00:21:13,545
善心我当然有!

257
00:21:13,568 --> 00:21:14,954
不过不是向着你!

258
00:21:14,977 --> 00:21:16,937
我也帮过你很多次了!

259
00:21:16,960 --> 00:21:17,993
我劝过你戒赌!

260
00:21:18,016 --> 00:21:20,969
我在金钱上帮过你!精神上也帮过你!

261
00:21:20,993 --> 00:21:24,190
你怎么样?你自己死性不改,怪不了人

262
00:21:25,121 --> 00:21:27,194
那就再帮这一次吧!

263
00:21:27,809 --> 00:21:28,856
不行!

264
00:21:29,760 --> 00:21:32,682
求求你了,要不是追债的追上门

265
00:21:32,705 --> 00:21:34,729
我也不用无家可归

266
00:21:34,752 --> 00:21:38,048
天大地大,你叫我走哪里去?

267
00:21:38,721 --> 00:21:41,897
好呀!你喜欢赌博!我就跟你赌!

268
00:21:41,920 --> 00:21:44,425
如果你赢了我就让你留下来

269
00:21:44,448 --> 00:21:45,385
但如果你输了

270
00:21:45,408 --> 00:21:47,318
就请你马上走!怎么样?

271
00:21:48,640 --> 00:21:51,771
好!我偏不信我赢不了你,怎么赌?

272
00:21:52,769 --> 00:21:55,638
就赌我这盒外卖是什么!

273
00:22:02,913 --> 00:22:04,288
干炒牛河!

274
00:22:06,817 --> 00:22:07,754
真的对不起了!

275
00:22:07,777 --> 00:22:09,705
是湿炒牛河!

276
00:22:09,729 --> 00:22:12,746
都是牛河而已!也不是全错!

277
00:22:12,769 --> 00:22:13,706
阿宝!你说对不对?

278
00:22:13,729 --> 00:22:16,413
阿宝!愿赌服输

279
00:22:16,832 --> 00:22:18,377
别说我不指条明路给你走!

280
00:22:18,400 --> 00:22:20,841
楼下二楼有个单位丢空着!

281
00:22:20,865 --> 00:22:23,582
你要躲几天嘛,就去那躲呀!

282
00:22:33,793 --> 00:22:36,542
楼下那单位,前几天才死了人呀

283
00:22:36,577 --> 00:22:38,945
死了人就不住得吗?

284
00:23:11,393 --> 00:23:12,408
谁呀?

285
00:23:13,505 --> 00:23:16,745
是不是有人进去呀?喂?

286
00:23:16,768 --> 00:23:20,064
唉!总要闯进去的!

287
00:23:20,673 --> 00:23:22,281
你怕他转头不会走出来吗

288
00:23:22,305 --> 00:23:24,094
你别多管闲事吧

289
00:24:20,193 --> 00:24:24,601
不要睡这里!

290
00:24:24,672 --> 00:24:30,750
不要睡这里!

291
00:24:30,849 --> 00:24:38,521
不要睡这里…不要睡这里…

292
00:24:44,513 --> 00:24:47,579
不要睡这里

293
00:25:46,368 --> 00:25:47,690
吓着你吗,先生?没事嘛?

294
00:25:47,713 --> 00:25:51,370
没什么,我听见球赛声音

295
00:25:51,393 --> 00:25:52,617
所以就看一下

296
00:25:52,640 --> 00:25:54,314
哦!我在看球赛呀!吵着你吗?

297
00:25:54,337 --> 00:25:55,766
没有!没吵着!没吵着!

298
00:25:57,184 --> 00:25:59,658
哦?你的手受了伤!没事嘛?

299
00:25:59,681 --> 00:26:01,642
对了!怎会的?没事没事!

300
00:26:01,665 --> 00:26:02,560
进来涂点药水吧!进来涂点药水!

301
00:26:02,592 --> 00:26:03,901
不用了,不用了!不用客气!

302
00:26:03,937 --> 00:26:05,017
阿寿!左邻右里没关系吧!

303
00:26:05,920 --> 00:26:06,665
不用了不用了!

304
00:26:06,688 --> 00:26:08,681
别客气!别客气!进来吧!进来吧!

305
00:26:08,704 --> 00:26:09,654
怎么好意思呀!

306
00:26:10,432 --> 00:26:11,065
别客气!

307
00:26:11,105 --> 00:26:11,803
怎么好意思呀!

308
00:26:11,840 --> 00:26:13,269
真的不用客气啊!

309
00:26:15,072 --> 00:26:17,146
你坐一会儿!我拿胶布给你!

310
00:26:18,048 --> 00:26:18,910
谢谢!

311
00:26:33,345 --> 00:26:35,242
我叫阿虫呀!怎样称呼?

312
00:26:35,265 --> 00:26:36,923
我叫阿福!

313
00:26:36,960 --> 00:26:41,216
阿福呀?好少女人改男人名字的

314
00:26:41,248 --> 00:26:42,185
是不是有玄机呢?

315
00:26:42,208 --> 00:26:43,818
是呀!我妈妈想我有福气!

316
00:26:43,841 --> 00:26:45,216
就叫我阿福了!

317
00:26:47,329 --> 00:26:49,578
你来认识女孩还是看球赛?

318
00:26:49,601 --> 00:26:50,615
不好意思!

319
00:26:51,425 --> 00:26:52,833
我们说什么关你什么事!

320
00:26:53,824 --> 00:26:55,646
对了!这位大哥怎样称呼?

321
00:26:56,769 --> 00:26:58,122
阿虫哥是吧!

322
00:26:58,145 --> 00:26:59,594
是呀!是呀!

323
00:26:59,617 --> 00:27:01,406
阿禄的性格是这样的

324
00:27:01,441 --> 00:27:03,482
不要介意!我帮你!

325
00:27:04,032 --> 00:27:04,665
谢谢,谢谢!

326
00:27:04,705 --> 00:27:06,825
这些是女人的工作!我帮你!

327
00:27:06,848 --> 00:27:07,863
好呀!

328
00:27:09,057 --> 00:27:11,261
对了,虫哥!你住在哪一层?

329
00:27:11,808 --> 00:27:12,703
我不是住在这里的!

330
00:27:13,761 --> 00:27:15,256
难怪这么生面口了

331
00:27:16,064 --> 00:27:16,861
你住这里吗?

332
00:27:16,897 --> 00:27:17,846
不是啊!

333
00:27:19,232 --> 00:27:21,752
他们俩是我的朋友!来看球赛而已!

334
00:27:23,713 --> 00:27:25,121
成功了!

335
00:27:25,569 --> 00:27:26,715
你赌不赌?

336
00:27:29,473 --> 00:27:33,598
我?我不赌简直不肯!

337
00:27:37,249 --> 00:27:38,665
呀!这就对了!

338
00:27:38,688 --> 00:27:41,111
我们现在四个人!

339
00:27:41,824 --> 00:27:45,436
不如一边打麻雀一边看球赛吧

340
00:27:47,009 --> 00:27:48,155
什么?不是吧?

341
00:27:51,168 --> 00:27:52,521
你们打多大的?

342
00:27:52,544 --> 00:27:54,334
你是客!你说吧!

343
00:27:55,233 --> 00:27:58,910
小意思一两块吧,有什么规举呀?

344
00:28:04,512 --> 00:28:06,026
用不着这么毒吧?

345
00:28:06,049 --> 00:28:08,187
你不犯规就没事了!

346
00:28:08,929 --> 00:28:10,587
那也是!那也是!

347
00:28:11,201 --> 00:28:13,450
对了!我今天身上没带现金!

348
00:28:13,473 --> 00:28:14,814
大家打筹码行不行?

349
00:28:17,729 --> 00:28:20,297
我们习惯用这些做筹码的!

350
00:28:20,320 --> 00:28:23,190
你看!每张都几千万!

351
00:28:23,808 --> 00:28:25,769
赌起来是不是豪爽得多呢

352
00:28:25,792 --> 00:28:27,242
很豪爽的!

353
00:28:27,265 --> 00:28:29,239
说那么多,你打不打呀?

354
00:28:29,728 --> 00:28:31,834
打!怎会不打!打!

355
00:28:35,105 --> 00:28:36,446
咦!皇马球赛开了!

356
00:28:37,248 --> 00:28:38,345
虽然我是她的支持者!

357
00:28:38,368 --> 00:28:39,863
但这次她赢不了!

358
00:28:40,609 --> 00:28:41,450
我就说0比0!

359
00:28:41,473 --> 00:28:44,297
不是吧!我买重她了!

360
00:28:44,320 --> 00:28:47,550
你对又买不对又买!输定了!

361
00:28:48,449 --> 00:28:50,522
打麻雀吧!打麻雀吧!

362
00:28:56,641 --> 00:28:57,852
食糊!

363
00:28:58,913 --> 00:29:01,707
食糊!给钱!清一色!

364
00:29:01,729 --> 00:29:02,889
二索!

365
00:29:02,912 --> 00:29:06,524
食糊!二索!清一色!给钱!

366
00:29:07,137 --> 00:29:07,802
红中!

367
00:29:07,841 --> 00:29:11,018
食糊!大三元!给钱!

368
00:29:11,041 --> 00:29:12,426
发财!

369
00:29:12,449 --> 00:29:16,585
食糊!真棒!尾糊也吃了!

370
00:29:16,608 --> 00:29:19,510
速速给钱!行了,行了!好!买单!

371
00:29:20,641 --> 00:29:22,016
好了!好了!好了!

372
00:29:22,049 --> 00:29:22,857
我剩下两张而已!

373
00:29:22,880 --> 00:29:23,786
我也是!

374
00:29:23,809 --> 00:29:24,937
我也只剩下两张!

375
00:29:24,960 --> 00:29:28,408
你们三个真有趣,一起输那么多

376
00:29:30,785 --> 00:29:34,825
别这样吧,球赛你们可赢了不少呀

377
00:29:34,848 --> 00:29:37,784
我们三个只猜赛果不下赌的!

378
00:29:37,857 --> 00:29:39,766
不是吧?有钱也不要!

379
00:29:39,808 --> 00:29:41,418
赢那么多钱干什么?

380
00:29:41,441 --> 00:29:44,060
不是吧!赢那么多钱干什么?

381
00:29:44,929 --> 00:29:47,753
喂!不如你们给我点提示!

382
00:29:47,776 --> 00:29:49,354
帮小弟赚回一点!

383
00:29:49,377 --> 00:29:50,326
你很爱钱吗?

384
00:29:50,368 --> 00:29:53,402
我有时简直觉得自己爱钱多过爱自己

385
00:29:53,985 --> 00:29:55,146
那你今天晚上十二点再来

386
00:29:55,168 --> 00:29:56,510
到时我们给你提示

387
00:29:57,473 --> 00:29:58,488
早点来行不行呀?

388
00:29:59,073 --> 00:30:01,193
这样吧!你先给我电话!

389
00:30:01,216 --> 00:30:02,282
我们随时联络!

390
00:30:02,305 --> 00:30:06,080
拿什么电话?说好十二点就十二点!

391
00:30:06,880 --> 00:30:10,808
就是!提示也要慢慢想嘛,今晚见吧

392
00:30:11,584 --> 00:30:15,066
不错!今晚见,今晚见!今晚十二点!

393
00:31:44,352 --> 00:31:46,426
小妹妹,你的家人呢?

394
00:31:49,248 --> 00:31:50,557
你自己一个人走来呀?

395
00:31:52,161 --> 00:31:53,656
那你认不认得路回家呀?

396
00:31:55,616 --> 00:31:57,438
哥哥送你去警察局

397
00:31:57,505 --> 00:31:59,872
让警察叔叔带你回家好不好呀?

398
00:32:02,209 --> 00:32:03,900
如果你暂时不想回家的话

399
00:32:04,320 --> 00:32:05,770
那就上哥哥家坐一会

400
00:32:05,793 --> 00:32:07,255
晚一些我再送你回去吧

401
00:32:17,313 --> 00:32:19,004
小妹妹,你饿不饿呀?

402
00:32:19,968 --> 00:32:21,212
不饿吗?

403
00:32:23,041 --> 00:32:24,220
那哥哥去一去厕所!

404
00:32:24,256 --> 00:32:26,013
等一会回来再跟你玩好不好?

405
00:32:34,145 --> 00:32:35,836
小妹妹

406
00:32:36,769 --> 00:32:37,751
咦!

407
00:32:50,944 --> 00:32:54,523
喂!怎搞什么?我的东西呢?

408
00:32:58,241 --> 00:33:00,521
拷!定是那小妹

409
00:33:00,544 --> 00:33:02,683
下次看到你就要你好看!

410
00:34:07,840 --> 00:34:08,425
肥周!

411
00:34:08,448 --> 00:34:09,877
见鬼呀你?死到哪去了?

412
00:34:09,920 --> 00:34:12,026
别怪我不警告你!小心,小心!

413
00:34:12,065 --> 00:34:13,974
你再这样下去,老板叫我炒你了!

414
00:34:14,368 --> 00:34:16,617
你代我跟老板说!我炒他才对!!

415
00:34:16,640 --> 00:34:18,746
这种发不了财的工作不适合我!

416
00:34:19,424 --> 00:34:21,738
不怕告诉你,又让我找到一条财路了!

417
00:34:21,761 --> 00:34:23,273
一世人两兄弟!要不要预你的份?

418
00:34:23,296 --> 00:34:24,540
算了啦

419
00:34:25,216 --> 00:34:27,754
有钱也不会赚,难怪你气色这么差!

420
00:34:27,777 --> 00:34:29,883
我发了财可别说我没出声叫你呀!

421
00:34:30,432 --> 00:34:32,604
快点换衣服开工啦!

422
00:34:32,641 --> 00:34:34,378
开你的头!我回来收拾东西的!

423
00:34:34,401 --> 00:34:38,025
我早说过了!这种工作,滚开吧!

424
00:34:38,048 --> 00:34:41,845
这种工作做来干什么?你做吧

425
00:34:43,841 --> 00:34:45,450
那天结果找了哪个妞呀?

426
00:34:45,473 --> 00:34:46,204
娇娇!

427
00:34:46,240 --> 00:34:47,866
阿娇?行不行呀?

428
00:34:51,073 --> 00:34:53,441
样貌丑身材、服务又差!

429
00:34:53,472 --> 00:34:54,422
真的那么差?

430
00:34:55,009 --> 00:34:58,620
是真的!简直浪费金钱时间和精神

431
00:34:58,657 --> 00:35:00,777
算了吧!有钱你怕找不到女人?

432
00:35:00,800 --> 00:35:02,972
阿娇不行,我找阿沙!

433
00:35:13,505 --> 00:35:16,362
你好,我是娇娇呀

434
00:35:16,385 --> 00:35:19,402
我现在听不到你电话

435
00:35:19,425 --> 00:35:21,466
不用说那么多的了

436
00:35:21,537 --> 00:35:26,589
想我就直接上来找我吧快点啊

437
00:35:26,624 --> 00:35:28,283
太晚我不等的

438
00:35:39,360 --> 00:35:40,953
喂!丫头!你是谁?

439
00:35:43,521 --> 00:35:44,448
阿宝!

440
00:35:46,368 --> 00:35:47,383
丫头?

441
00:35:49,312 --> 00:35:51,434
丫头,你还敢在这里?快走呀!

442
00:35:51,457 --> 00:35:53,737
干嘛这么凶?小女孩来的!

443
00:35:53,760 --> 00:35:55,223
她扔掉我的东西呀!

444
00:35:56,353 --> 00:35:57,815
有什么吃完饭再说

445
00:35:59,968 --> 00:36:01,529
你干嘛扎两条辫子了?

446
00:36:02,273 --> 00:36:02,985
好不好看呀?

447
00:36:03,009 --> 00:36:05,758
你挽髻我也说你好看啦!

448
00:36:07,904 --> 00:36:09,002
向他道歉吧!

449
00:36:09,025 --> 00:36:10,203
对不起!

450
00:36:14,401 --> 00:36:15,328
先吃东西好了

451
00:36:16,001 --> 00:36:17,594
吃这东西哪有营养?

452
00:36:17,633 --> 00:36:19,193
我煮饭给你!

453
00:36:24,193 --> 00:36:25,917
半夜煮饭?

454
00:36:26,977 --> 00:36:28,090
你会煮饭吗?

455
00:36:28,641 --> 00:36:30,234
吃饭了!快过来吧!

456
00:36:32,896 --> 00:36:34,718
好像很好吃似的!

457
00:36:35,488 --> 00:36:37,725
是啊,我煮的!你喜不喜欢?

458
00:36:38,529 --> 00:36:39,740
喜欢!

459
00:36:40,800 --> 00:36:41,737
多吃点呀

460
00:36:41,760 --> 00:36:42,377
好呀!

461
00:36:42,400 --> 00:36:43,197
吃饭!

462
00:36:53,024 --> 00:36:54,006
这个给你吃!

463
00:36:59,265 --> 00:37:00,214
知道你还没吃饭

464
00:37:00,288 --> 00:37:01,833
买了一碗粥给你吃!

465
00:37:01,856 --> 00:37:03,744
你对我真好!

466
00:37:04,288 --> 00:37:04,987
你现在才知道吗?

467
00:37:05,025 --> 00:37:06,218
知道又怎样

468
00:37:06,241 --> 00:37:08,544
我又不可以整天看到你!

469
00:37:09,761 --> 00:37:10,972
你以为我不想吗

470
00:37:11,681 --> 00:37:13,274
我已经一有空就来看你了!

471
00:37:15,136 --> 00:37:17,559
你说若我们天天也可以一起多好!

472
00:37:21,601 --> 00:37:24,187
不如你别干了!我养你!

473
00:37:24,225 --> 00:37:28,186
你养我?你养的我多久!

474
00:37:29,088 --> 00:37:32,351
不要紧吧!我们一起开心就行了!

475
00:37:34,304 --> 00:37:35,319
先吃粥吧!

476
00:37:36,097 --> 00:37:37,177
好热呀!

477
00:37:38,752 --> 00:37:40,345
我帮你吹凉它!

478
00:37:42,432 --> 00:37:43,895
吃得了!

479
00:37:45,985 --> 00:37:47,032
很美味呀!

480
00:37:49,248 --> 00:37:50,590
多吃一口吧

481
00:37:58,529 --> 00:37:59,805
很美味!

482
00:38:03,937 --> 00:38:05,399
老公!你回来了!

483
00:38:07,521 --> 00:38:10,282
老婆呀!你搞什么?搞到乱七八糟!

484
00:38:10,305 --> 00:38:11,017
给我,给我!

485
00:38:11,040 --> 00:38:12,554
我不小心打翻了

486
00:38:12,577 --> 00:38:13,962
你不要动好了

487
00:38:13,985 --> 00:38:15,593
安静坐着玩计算机不就好嘛

488
00:38:15,616 --> 00:38:16,893
若你再摔倒怎么办呢!

489
00:38:18,337 --> 00:38:20,923
为什么最近你回来都好像很累的?

490
00:38:21,825 --> 00:38:23,964
人家要工作嘛!

491
00:38:24,832 --> 00:38:26,906
你是不是开始觉得我烦?

492
00:38:27,808 --> 00:38:30,231
才回来,你让我歇口气行不行?

493
00:38:30,272 --> 00:38:31,913
如果你觉得我是一个负累

494
00:38:31,936 --> 00:38:34,953
你跟我说,我走!我不会再给你麻烦!

495
00:38:34,976 --> 00:38:37,846
你你又说这种话?你想

496
00:38:38,976 --> 00:38:40,504
老公!你怎么了?老公!

497
00:38:41,536 --> 00:38:46,905
老公!

498
00:38:57,185 --> 00:38:58,505
阿婆!又是你呀?

499
00:38:58,528 --> 00:39:01,245
我上次给你钱你就这样报答我?

500
00:39:01,729 --> 00:39:04,586
我上次送你那两句话不是报答了吗?

501
00:39:04,609 --> 00:39:07,064
行了!行了!多谢,多谢!多谢,多谢!

502
00:39:07,137 --> 00:39:09,546
请让一让!谢谢!谢谢!

503
00:39:09,569 --> 00:39:10,682
小伙子!

504
00:39:13,728 --> 00:39:14,907
有没有东西不要呀?

505
00:39:14,944 --> 00:39:18,654
我这条命不要了,合适的就拿去吧?

506
00:39:18,817 --> 00:39:22,409
阿婆,你不要每次来向人要东西吧

507
00:39:22,432 --> 00:39:24,394
很不吉利呀

508
00:39:24,417 --> 00:39:26,377
你一把年纪没运气无所谓!

509
00:39:26,401 --> 00:39:27,754
我还有一辈子好运

510
00:39:27,776 --> 00:39:28,905
所以说你都不化的!

511
00:39:28,928 --> 00:39:30,345
走运吧!走运吧!

512
00:39:30,369 --> 00:39:31,241
哗!什么来的?你在干什么?

513
00:39:31,264 --> 00:39:34,113
嘴巴比屎还臭!真是死了活该不可怜!

514
00:39:34,144 --> 00:39:37,374
拷!都不知道什么来的!

515
00:39:41,632 --> 00:39:43,771
都不知道什么来的?八婆!

516
00:40:59,201 --> 00:41:00,925
不会这么邪门吧?

517
00:41:09,728 --> 00:41:12,216
怎么了?像个水人似的?

518
00:41:13,409 --> 00:41:19,902
好好热呀!好热呀!

519
00:41:20,769 --> 00:41:24,184
在这里干什么?还不上去?

520
00:41:26,048 --> 00:41:27,304
不是阿福她有什么吧?

521
00:41:27,328 --> 00:41:33,406
不是!买烟!我想去买包烟!

522
00:41:35,264 --> 00:41:36,874
是我们今晚的头选!

523
00:41:36,897 --> 00:41:39,865
全部提示都在这里了!

524
00:41:40,801 --> 00:41:42,249
别说那么多,我现在马上去下注

525
00:41:42,272 --> 00:41:43,386
拜拜!

526
00:41:48,192 --> 00:41:50,134
他似乎有点古怪!

527
00:41:50,912 --> 00:41:52,953
难道他看到阿福的真面目?

528
00:41:54,048 --> 00:41:58,303
这样就好了!少一只鬼跟我们争!

529
00:41:59,073 --> 00:42:00,457
我们等了这么久

530
00:42:00,480 --> 00:42:02,619
才等到这个傻子!

531
00:42:03,937 --> 00:42:05,033
有了他的肉身

532
00:42:05,056 --> 00:42:07,773
我们就可以借尸还魂!

533
00:42:08,864 --> 00:42:12,312
不用到下边慢慢轮候!

534
00:42:12,992 --> 00:42:14,487
老规矩啦!

535
00:42:15,041 --> 00:42:16,905
哪个令傻仔赢得多钱!

536
00:42:16,928 --> 00:42:19,198
他的肉身就属于他!

537
00:42:24,193 --> 00:42:27,390
还要一次来三只?

538
00:42:38,241 --> 00:42:40,009
不是吧阿婆怎么又是你啊

539
00:42:40,032 --> 00:42:41,757
是不是我上辈子欠你的

540
00:42:41,792 --> 00:42:43,849
是我前世欠了你才对!

541
00:42:43,872 --> 00:42:46,491
早叫你别再赌钱了!

542
00:42:46,529 --> 00:42:49,417
他们还不能出来,快远远地走吧

543
00:42:49,440 --> 00:42:51,328
有多远走多远呀!

544
00:43:07,264 --> 00:43:08,192
我上班了!

545
00:43:08,224 --> 00:43:09,436
拜拜!

546
00:43:26,401 --> 00:43:30,231
喂!他现在出门口了!你跟住佢!

547
00:43:58,721 --> 00:44:00,892
有没有东西不要呀?

548
00:44:01,761 --> 00:44:02,688
没有!

549
00:44:03,488 --> 00:44:06,805
你们家的垃圾真臭!

550
00:44:06,849 --> 00:44:08,425
是垃圾都臭的啦!

551
00:44:08,448 --> 00:44:14,231
你们的特别臭!因为你们特别肮脏!

552
00:44:14,272 --> 00:44:20,983
两个都肮脏!真的很肮脏!很肮脏

553
00:44:36,288 --> 00:44:38,078
你的女儿很像你呀!

554
00:44:40,417 --> 00:44:42,174
不见你两天,以为你回家了!

555
00:44:42,208 --> 00:44:43,256
你为什么在这儿的?

556
00:44:43,776 --> 00:44:46,057
女儿当然要找爸爸!

557
00:44:46,081 --> 00:44:47,576
她不是我的女儿!

558
00:44:48,768 --> 00:44:52,729
连自己女儿都不认,真是太过份了

559
00:44:53,793 --> 00:44:55,680
神经病!都说不是我的女儿了

560
00:45:11,393 --> 00:45:14,045
阿布!近来有没有新书?

561
00:45:14,817 --> 00:45:16,726
你不要整天看这些书

562
00:45:18,080 --> 00:45:19,402
拿报纸去找工作吧!

563
00:45:19,425 --> 00:45:21,728
什么?不要!

564
00:45:22,561 --> 00:45:24,107
我说正正经经找份工作呀!

565
00:45:24,128 --> 00:45:26,518
我们一班朋友只有你还没安定!

566
00:45:26,560 --> 00:45:28,731
还有啊!不要整天吸毒啦!

567
00:45:28,769 --> 00:45:29,664
没有益处的!

568
00:45:30,208 --> 00:45:31,882
每次见到你,你都这样说?

569
00:45:31,905 --> 00:45:33,130
你比我女人更难缠

570
00:45:33,153 --> 00:45:35,007
难怪你没女人要!

571
00:45:35,041 --> 00:45:36,619
什么?是我不要她们而已!

572
00:45:36,641 --> 00:45:38,016
是吗?是吗?

573
00:45:39,073 --> 00:45:40,874
后面那小女孩是你的亲戚吗?

574
00:45:40,897 --> 00:45:42,043
很像你呀!

575
00:45:42,657 --> 00:45:44,970
有这样的亲戚我就吐血了!

576
00:45:44,993 --> 00:45:47,612
真不知道她从哪来,整天跟着我

577
00:45:47,649 --> 00:45:48,958
不会是在暗恋你吧?

578
00:45:48,992 --> 00:45:51,465
神经病!说得就说

579
00:45:51,489 --> 00:45:53,065
不跟你聊了!再见!

580
00:45:53,088 --> 00:45:54,813
好啦!拜拜!

581
00:46:16,800 --> 00:46:17,783
娜娜?

582
00:46:53,857 --> 00:46:54,986
你不要再抽了!

583
00:46:55,009 --> 00:46:55,977
你忘了上一次吗?

584
00:46:56,000 --> 00:46:57,244
我不会让你再抽的!

585
00:46:58,432 --> 00:47:06,105
我不会让你再抽的

586
00:47:11,552 --> 00:47:13,178
活该的!

587
00:47:38,273 --> 00:47:39,549
又怎么啦你?

588
00:47:42,465 --> 00:47:43,978
我想我遇见鬼!

589
00:47:44,000 --> 00:47:46,282
咦!新花样呀,我没有空理你!

590
00:47:46,305 --> 00:47:48,411
你过去陪阿虫吧!他哭球丧啊!

591
00:47:49,056 --> 00:47:49,853
不是吧!

592
00:47:51,105 --> 00:47:52,730
啤酒!怎样?要吃些什么?

593
00:48:02,144 --> 00:48:04,959
转性啦?不抽大麻,喝啤酒?

594
00:48:05,568 --> 00:48:07,096
我遇到一只女鬼呀!

595
00:48:07,777 --> 00:48:11,836
才一只?我撞见三只呢!

596
00:48:12,769 --> 00:48:15,657
不是啊!我认真的!

597
00:48:15,680 --> 00:48:17,405
我像说笑吗?

598
00:48:18,337 --> 00:48:20,457
他们还给我提示叫我赌球

599
00:48:20,480 --> 00:48:21,528
还说呀!

600
00:48:21,569 --> 00:48:24,700
谁让我赢最多钱就要了我的肉身

601
00:48:25,440 --> 00:48:26,602
这么恐怖?

602
00:48:26,625 --> 00:48:30,455
就是这么恐怖!但是我完全不怕!

603
00:48:31,617 --> 00:48:32,585
鬼都不怕?

604
00:48:32,608 --> 00:48:34,365
我只怕穷

605
00:48:35,265 --> 00:48:36,202
那提示中不中啊?

606
00:48:36,225 --> 00:48:37,545
中得利害!

607
00:48:37,569 --> 00:48:39,325
那你岂不是赢很多

608
00:48:39,809 --> 00:48:42,045
阿芝又说你哭球丧?

609
00:48:43,137 --> 00:48:45,802
我昨晚见鬼搞得我惊魂失措

610
00:48:45,825 --> 00:48:48,041
记不得买!

611
00:48:48,064 --> 00:48:50,072
你不是说不怕鬼吗?

612
00:48:52,512 --> 00:48:55,465
唉,这次真是心疼死了

613
00:48:55,488 --> 00:48:57,049
有什么办法

614
00:48:57,089 --> 00:48:59,577
可以跟他们多拿一次提示呢?

615
00:48:59,617 --> 00:49:02,007
他们用你的命来赌呀

616
00:49:02,497 --> 00:49:03,577
还回去找他们?

617
00:49:03,616 --> 00:49:06,747
用我的命来赌!

618
00:49:08,289 --> 00:49:10,143
是啊

619
00:49:10,336 --> 00:49:13,001
只要我令他们不分胜负!

620
00:49:13,024 --> 00:49:15,960
那我就可以一直继续拿提示了!

621
00:49:20,929 --> 00:49:23,002
咦!粘着什么呀?

622
00:49:23,713 --> 00:49:24,510
粘着什么呀?

623
00:49:24,544 --> 00:49:26,585
不知道!像一道符!

624
00:49:29,377 --> 00:49:30,752
我知道了!

625
00:49:30,785 --> 00:49:33,153
昨晚我碰到乞儿婆时

626
00:49:33,184 --> 00:49:36,105
她黏在我的鞋底!

627
00:49:36,129 --> 00:49:38,729
这么好笑?不如拆开来看看

628
00:49:38,752 --> 00:49:40,248
入面有没写什么?

629
00:49:40,768 --> 00:49:42,012
也好啊!

630
00:49:46,657 --> 00:49:48,152
真的有馅呀!

631
00:49:48,448 --> 00:49:49,877
我知道了!

632
00:49:49,985 --> 00:49:52,521
一定是乞儿婆多谢我送钱给她!

633
00:49:52,544 --> 00:49:54,880
写这道符送给我报答我!

634
00:49:55,649 --> 00:49:56,905
喂!哪个乞丐婆呀?

635
00:49:56,928 --> 00:49:58,762
就是你住那幢大厦

636
00:49:58,785 --> 00:50:01,371
成天向人要东西那个

637
00:50:02,561 --> 00:50:04,618
啊!你是说住顶楼那个黄婆!

638
00:50:04,641 --> 00:50:05,577
你认识她吗?

639
00:50:05,601 --> 00:50:07,991
走过有打个招呼!

640
00:50:08,673 --> 00:50:13,179
听说她懂一些茅山之类的什么道术

641
00:50:16,128 --> 00:50:19,018
难怪她好像什么都知道!

642
00:50:19,041 --> 00:50:20,733
原来是高人来的!

643
00:50:21,888 --> 00:50:24,586
我想起了!她第一次遇见我时

644
00:50:24,608 --> 00:50:28,023
已经跟我说说我时运低!叫我别赌!

645
00:50:28,641 --> 00:50:31,325
这句说话我想天天都有人跟你说!

646
00:50:33,185 --> 00:50:34,634
那有没有人天天跟你说!

647
00:50:34,657 --> 00:50:37,066
其实你不说话时样子蛮好看的

648
00:50:37,088 --> 00:50:40,318
其实我知道我说话时样子更美!

649
00:50:40,353 --> 00:50:41,367
阿宝?

650
00:50:42,912 --> 00:50:44,221
我完全同意!

651
00:50:46,369 --> 00:50:47,318
你去死吧!

652
00:50:48,705 --> 00:50:50,167
我知道了!

653
00:50:50,209 --> 00:50:51,369
什么?

654
00:50:51,392 --> 00:50:55,465
上次她挤了些什么东西在我眼里

655
00:50:55,488 --> 00:50:57,322
搞得我见到鬼

656
00:50:57,345 --> 00:50:59,113
这道符一定是她刻意留给我

657
00:50:59,136 --> 00:51:00,828
给我用来镇鬼!

658
00:51:01,377 --> 00:51:03,930
那就对了!不如你借道符给我!

659
00:51:03,968 --> 00:51:05,561
让我用来镇压我的女鬼!

660
00:51:06,656 --> 00:51:08,617
你少抽点大麻就没事啦

661
00:51:08,640 --> 00:51:11,977
为什么?我认真的!我真的遇见鬼呀!

662
00:51:12,001 --> 00:51:13,856
为什么你们都不相信我说的?

663
00:51:13,888 --> 00:51:14,903
谁遇鬼啦?

664
00:51:18,753 --> 00:51:19,785
看你这副残相

665
00:51:19,809 --> 00:51:20,922
看你这副残相

666
00:51:20,960 --> 00:51:22,122
见鬼那个

667
00:51:22,145 --> 00:51:23,192
见鬼那个

668
00:51:23,232 --> 00:51:24,182
似乎是你呀!

669
00:51:24,225 --> 00:51:25,371
似乎是你呀!

670
00:51:25,441 --> 00:51:26,521
你说什么?

671
00:51:27,232 --> 00:51:31,422
我们说你被妖精吸干了!

672
00:51:31,456 --> 00:51:33,769
你最近常鬼混吧

673
00:51:33,792 --> 00:51:35,785
年纪大就少混点吧

674
00:51:35,808 --> 00:51:37,434
你没听过吗,老板!

675
00:51:37,472 --> 00:51:40,393
色字头上一把刀呀!

676
00:51:40,416 --> 00:51:42,173
我样子残

677
00:51:42,209 --> 00:51:44,380
是因为还要干你那份活!

678
00:51:46,432 --> 00:51:47,625
你以前也干我的活儿

679
00:51:47,649 --> 00:51:49,144
不见你从前这样子!

680
00:51:49,185 --> 00:51:51,705
哼!喂!怎样折的?

681
00:51:51,745 --> 00:51:53,086
谁知道?

682
00:51:57,505 --> 00:51:58,880
我跟踪他几天

683
00:51:59,456 --> 00:52:01,595
这几天他都上同一个单位!

684
00:52:02,688 --> 00:52:04,925
那个妓女叫娇娇!

685
00:52:09,856 --> 00:52:12,224
周太太,没事我先走啦!

686
00:52:13,760 --> 00:52:15,801
可不可以多帮我一个忙?

687
00:52:34,368 --> 00:52:35,305
黄婆!

688
00:52:35,328 --> 00:52:38,013
是不是你老公越来越脏呀?

689
00:52:38,880 --> 00:52:41,084
可不可以告诉我,到底发生什么事?

690
00:52:41,792 --> 00:52:43,273
沾上了脏东西

691
00:52:43,297 --> 00:52:44,857
你是说我老公遇上鬼?

692
00:52:49,536 --> 00:52:52,886
娇娇?那我该怎么办?

693
00:52:53,441 --> 00:52:57,816
你说,一个人死了,为什么还不肯走?

694
00:52:59,072 --> 00:53:01,354
一是有心愿未了

695
00:53:01,377 --> 00:53:05,370
一是阳间有值得留恋的东西

696
00:53:12,416 --> 00:53:13,834
喂!你别这么胆小吧!

697
00:53:13,857 --> 00:53:15,646
那,有我陪你

698
00:53:16,064 --> 00:53:16,841
好简单的!

699
00:53:16,864 --> 00:53:18,752
我们拿了提示就闪!立即闪!

700
00:53:18,784 --> 00:53:20,093
赚钱就是这么简单!

701
00:53:20,129 --> 00:53:21,610
有我陪住你真的不用怕!

702
00:53:21,633 --> 00:53:22,570
你相信我好不好?

703
00:53:22,593 --> 00:53:23,607
我都说不去了

704
00:53:25,121 --> 00:53:26,714
有钱你也不要!

705
00:53:27,201 --> 00:53:28,425
其实很简单而已!

706
00:53:28,449 --> 00:53:31,417
你不让他们知道你怕不就行了!

707
00:53:32,097 --> 00:53:34,748
明知是鬼我怎能不怕呀,大哥?

708
00:53:36,064 --> 00:53:37,386
我是不会去惹鬼取命的

709
00:53:37,409 --> 00:53:38,825
喂

710
00:53:38,848 --> 00:53:39,689
你进不进来?

711
00:53:39,712 --> 00:53:41,567
我当然不来了!我要去发财!

712
00:53:42,049 --> 00:53:44,220
不妨碍你发财,有缘再见!

713
00:53:44,256 --> 00:53:46,362
喂!我预了你的份!喂!发财啊!

714
00:53:48,992 --> 00:53:50,367
只有我一个我很怕啊!

715
00:53:51,776 --> 00:53:53,980
不是啊!不怕就没事!

716
00:53:54,752 --> 00:53:56,509
对!不怕就没事!

717
00:53:57,121 --> 00:53:59,162
灵符一定行,灵符一定行!

718
00:54:18,048 --> 00:54:18,985
你好!

719
00:54:19,008 --> 00:54:20,863
虫哥!你很怕吗?

720
00:54:21,825 --> 00:54:25,088
害怕?没害怕啊!你怎看出我害怕呢?

721
00:54:25,632 --> 00:54:28,317
我昨晚找师父赶走阿福了!

722
00:54:29,376 --> 00:54:31,002
心照不宣吧!

723
00:54:34,049 --> 00:54:35,096
是呀!

724
00:54:35,617 --> 00:54:37,258
昨天给你的提示全中了吧

725
00:54:37,281 --> 00:54:38,492
赢了不少钱了!

726
00:54:38,529 --> 00:54:41,976
对了,你听哪个买赢得多呀?

727
00:54:43,329 --> 00:54:46,427
别提啦!我昨晚划错票!没钱收!

728
00:54:46,465 --> 00:54:48,074
什么?有没有搞错呀你!

729
00:54:48,097 --> 00:54:51,545
不要紧!不要紧!今晚再给过!

730
00:54:52,160 --> 00:54:55,478
今晚再给过你!进去再说!进去再说!

731
00:54:56,833 --> 00:54:59,899
也不知是真是假,票也会划错

732
00:55:01,569 --> 00:55:04,438
进来坐吧,我们俩再琢磨

733
00:55:09,153 --> 00:55:11,050
我想这家伙已经知道我们是鬼

734
00:55:11,073 --> 00:55:12,797
他分明是在糊弄我们

735
00:55:12,832 --> 00:55:13,979
我现在就要了他!

736
00:55:14,017 --> 00:55:15,992
喂!你想破坏规矩呀?

737
00:55:18,240 --> 00:55:19,517
我们再给他提示吧!

738
00:55:22,145 --> 00:55:25,942
你在这里冷静一下!冷静呀!

739
00:55:30,912 --> 00:55:33,802
天灵灵、地灵灵、观音菩萨

740
00:55:33,825 --> 00:55:35,996
耶稣基督急急如律令!

741
00:55:42,368 --> 00:55:43,645
不是这么邪门吧?

742
00:55:49,696 --> 00:55:51,900
阿宝!救命呀!救命呀!

743
00:55:52,257 --> 00:55:54,058
开门呀阿宝!救命呀阿宝

744
00:55:54,081 --> 00:55:55,401
开门呀开门呀!

745
00:55:55,424 --> 00:55:56,490
什么事呀?

746
00:55:56,513 --> 00:55:58,422
好凶猛呀!先让我进去…

747
00:56:01,536 --> 00:56:04,458
开门呀!救命呀!开门呀!救命呀!

748
00:56:04,481 --> 00:56:05,310
走啦!

749
00:56:06,368 --> 00:56:07,402
脚软呀!

750
00:56:07,425 --> 00:56:08,618
走快点啦!

751
00:56:08,641 --> 00:56:09,950
脚软!

752
00:56:09,985 --> 00:56:12,407
要走就快点啦!

753
00:56:12,448 --> 00:56:13,757
脚软!

754
00:56:21,569 --> 00:56:22,911
灵符真的灵啊!

755
00:56:23,616 --> 00:56:24,762
那就不怕了!

756
00:56:26,273 --> 00:56:28,128
别以为你有灵符就可以跑得了!

757
00:56:28,160 --> 00:56:30,234
你的命是我的!

758
00:56:37,537 --> 00:56:38,486
找到那傻子没有?

759
00:56:39,168 --> 00:56:41,209
找什么?给拆穿了!

760
00:56:41,248 --> 00:56:43,136
现在我们三人也没希望了!

761
00:56:49,953 --> 00:56:53,303
宝宝你又怎么了?

762
00:56:56,673 --> 00:56:57,687
鬼呀!

763
00:56:57,729 --> 00:56:58,230
什么?

764
00:56:58,272 --> 00:57:00,094
鬼呀!走吧

765
00:57:02,689 --> 00:57:05,242
你干什么?好好的找东西挡住门口!

766
00:57:05,281 --> 00:57:07,736
好凶猛呀!不如我们搬家吧!

767
00:57:07,776 --> 00:57:09,290
不单止我见鬼了!

768
00:57:09,313 --> 00:57:12,970
连阿虫也看到呀!还看到三只!

769
00:57:12,993 --> 00:57:14,586
你疯够没有?

770
00:57:15,456 --> 00:57:17,226
我怀疑那小女孩都是那些东西

771
00:57:17,249 --> 00:57:19,006
她总是来去无踪的!

772
00:57:19,040 --> 00:57:20,633
哪个小女孩呀?

773
00:57:21,889 --> 00:57:25,664
那晚你煮饭,她跟我们一起吃那一个!

774
00:57:26,208 --> 00:57:28,893
我煮饭?你真是有病!

775
00:57:30,304 --> 00:57:32,672
什么有病呀?我认真的!

776
00:57:48,065 --> 00:57:49,406
为什么你又扎辫子呀?

777
00:57:51,584 --> 00:57:54,520
你不要再抽了!对身体不好!

778
00:57:55,680 --> 00:57:58,998
你给我抽吧!我现在真的很需要!

779
00:58:00,001 --> 00:58:03,198
你根本就不需要大麻!你只是在逃避!

780
00:58:04,064 --> 00:58:07,163
有些事情一定要自己面对的!

781
00:58:07,969 --> 00:58:08,937
现在我遇上鬼!

782
00:58:08,960 --> 00:58:10,553
你叫我怎么面对呀

783
00:58:11,232 --> 00:58:13,469
难道你要我跟它谈判?

784
00:58:14,785 --> 00:58:17,502
不用怕的!有我陪你!

785
00:58:46,304 --> 00:58:47,418
好点了吗?

786
00:59:14,176 --> 00:59:15,126
你醒来了?

787
00:59:19,040 --> 00:59:21,627
还好,你还懂得帮忙收拾屋子!

788
00:59:22,401 --> 00:59:25,020
什么?昨晚你自己收拾的!

789
00:59:25,760 --> 00:59:27,702
我自己收拾的?为什么我不知道!

790
00:59:27,745 --> 00:59:30,559
还有啊!你昨晚干吗给我扎辫子呀?

791
00:59:30,593 --> 00:59:31,520
作弄我呀?

792
00:59:31,553 --> 00:59:32,732
我没有呀!

793
00:59:32,768 --> 00:59:34,710
你昨晚自己扎的

794
00:59:34,752 --> 00:59:35,977
你什么都不记得了?

795
00:59:36,001 --> 00:59:39,897
你还装蒜?今晚回来跟你算账!

796
00:59:40,608 --> 00:59:42,583
你去哪呀?你今天不是放假吗

797
00:59:42,657 --> 00:59:43,753
你不陪我了?

798
00:59:43,777 --> 00:59:45,599
我有约呀,所以不能陪你

799
00:59:45,633 --> 00:59:47,575
当是惩罚你作弄我

800
00:59:54,816 --> 00:59:55,766
给我一份报纸!

801
00:59:59,872 --> 01:00:00,440
喂

802
01:00:00,480 --> 01:00:02,921
喂!你好!喂喂喂!阿芝!过来!

803
01:00:02,944 --> 01:00:04,439
我有事情跟你说!

804
01:00:04,481 --> 01:00:05,375
干什么?

805
01:00:05,408 --> 01:00:07,645
喂!阿宝最近有没有什么反常?

806
01:00:08,385 --> 01:00:09,834
怎么了?为什么这样问?

807
01:00:09,856 --> 01:00:11,580
我怀疑他见鬼了

808
01:00:12,288 --> 01:00:14,570
不会吧?为什么连你也这么说?

809
01:00:14,593 --> 01:00:16,121
那是真的了?

810
01:00:16,961 --> 01:00:17,802
他是这样说过

811
01:00:17,825 --> 01:00:20,411
不过我想他是抽大麻抽昏了脑

812
01:00:20,961 --> 01:00:23,529
不是的!你不知道那么多的

813
01:00:23,552 --> 01:00:25,494
喂!你有什么想说?

814
01:00:26,881 --> 01:00:28,474
喂!你有事情尽管说吧!

815
01:00:28,512 --> 01:00:31,146
其实在你还没认识阿宝之前

816
01:00:31,169 --> 01:00:32,489
我和阿宝还有几个朋友

817
01:00:32,512 --> 01:00:34,367
整天在阿宝屋里开迷幻派对

818
01:00:34,976 --> 01:00:36,201
什么迷幻派对?

819
01:00:36,225 --> 01:00:37,818
就是那些呀!

820
01:00:38,368 --> 01:00:39,797
但是你放心!我们没有乱搞女的!

821
01:00:43,233 --> 01:00:44,858
那时候阿宝有个女朋友叫娜娜

822
01:00:47,808 --> 01:00:49,834
有一次,阿宝就因为吸食过度

823
01:00:49,857 --> 01:00:51,242
突然间失控!

824
01:00:51,265 --> 01:00:52,585
娜娜想按住他

825
01:00:52,608 --> 01:00:55,707
谁知失足坠楼,就这样摔死了!

826
01:00:57,216 --> 01:00:58,922
为什么我从来没有听阿宝

827
01:00:58,945 --> 01:01:00,352
提起这一件事?

828
01:01:01,185 --> 01:01:02,331
失忆呀!

829
01:01:02,849 --> 01:01:05,481
他因为这件事躺了一整个月医院!

830
01:01:05,504 --> 01:01:06,921
之后就失了忆!

831
01:01:06,945 --> 01:01:08,637
什至记不起娜娜是谁

832
01:01:09,376 --> 01:01:12,158
我见他那样,也都不再提那件事了!

833
01:01:14,049 --> 01:01:15,477
喂!你不信吗?

834
01:01:16,064 --> 01:01:17,545
这件事当年报纸上也有报导

835
01:01:17,568 --> 01:01:19,050
我还有张剪报

836
01:01:19,073 --> 01:01:21,626
你不信你等会儿跟我回家我给你看!

837
01:01:22,368 --> 01:01:23,017
但是

838
01:01:23,040 --> 01:01:25,593
这件事跟阿宝撞鬼有什么关系?

839
01:01:26,145 --> 01:01:29,593
前两天我看见有个小女孩跟着阿宝

840
01:01:30,048 --> 01:01:30,714
她戴的那条链子

841
01:01:30,752 --> 01:01:32,640
跟当年娜娜那条一模一样

842
01:01:34,465 --> 01:01:36,682
娜娜死了之后验尸才知道

843
01:01:36,705 --> 01:01:38,665
她那时已经怀孕两个月,我怀疑

844
01:01:38,688 --> 01:01:39,625
你怀疑

845
01:01:39,648 --> 01:01:42,986
那小女孩就是阿宝和娜娜的女儿?

846
01:01:43,009 --> 01:01:43,946
是呀!

847
01:01:43,969 --> 01:01:45,943
不会这么邪门吧?

848
01:01:46,528 --> 01:01:49,180
遇上了这种事情,要多邪有多邪

849
01:01:51,809 --> 01:01:52,682
呀!你记不记得…

850
01:01:52,705 --> 01:01:54,985
那个娜娜是不是经常扎孖辫的?

851
01:01:55,008 --> 01:01:56,863
是呀,你怎么知道?

852
01:01:59,233 --> 01:02:00,062
怎么了?

853
01:02:06,528 --> 01:02:11,351
阿宝

854
01:02:24,672 --> 01:02:26,090
阿宝你到底死到哪去了呀

855
01:02:26,113 --> 01:02:27,521
快点听我的电话

856
01:02:28,320 --> 01:02:29,801
阿宝!你又跑哪去了呀

857
01:02:29,824 --> 01:02:31,101
快点回复我的电话!

858
01:02:41,409 --> 01:02:43,945
你这幅画还要不要的?

859
01:02:43,968 --> 01:02:45,245
黄婆?

860
01:02:46,752 --> 01:02:50,015
很多事情也是注定的!

861
01:02:51,360 --> 01:02:55,670
有情来下种!因此果还生!

862
01:02:55,713 --> 01:03:01,725
无情又无种!无色亦无生!

863
01:03:14,913 --> 01:03:16,538
看着我干什么

864
01:03:17,505 --> 01:03:18,552
你真的不打算回去了?

865
01:03:18,592 --> 01:03:20,970
凶猛成这样子!怎样回去?

866
01:03:20,993 --> 01:03:22,505
打给阿芝,叫她快点回来呀!

867
01:03:22,528 --> 01:03:24,554
我连阿芝也怕呀

868
01:03:24,577 --> 01:03:26,585
她最近不知怎么搞的

869
01:03:27,008 --> 01:03:28,777
做过的事都不记得

870
01:03:28,800 --> 01:03:32,544
一时很温柔!一时又很火爆!

871
01:03:35,200 --> 01:03:37,022
我怀疑阿芝也像我昨晚那样

872
01:03:37,632 --> 01:03:39,160
给鬼上了身

873
01:03:40,033 --> 01:03:41,211
就是你说的那只女鬼?

874
01:03:42,049 --> 01:03:43,325
我怎知道!

875
01:03:46,945 --> 01:03:48,521
干什么?我没有叫生蚝!

876
01:03:48,544 --> 01:03:49,066
对!

877
01:03:49,088 --> 01:03:50,984
我没叫你吃!我自己吃而已!

878
01:03:51,008 --> 01:03:52,361
还吃这种东西

879
01:03:52,384 --> 01:03:54,206
你这肥周想变肥肥周呀?

880
01:03:54,656 --> 01:03:57,438
你别管我!对了

881
01:03:57,825 --> 01:03:59,800
刚才你们说什么女鬼呀?

882
01:04:00,608 --> 01:04:03,096
他说阿芝被女鬼上了身呀

883
01:04:03,712 --> 01:04:05,721
是吗?什么样的

884
01:04:05,761 --> 01:04:06,539
见过没有?

885
01:04:06,561 --> 01:04:07,850
那么紧张干什么

886
01:04:07,873 --> 01:04:09,930
女鬼你也喜欢?不是吧!

887
01:04:09,953 --> 01:04:10,782
是呀!

888
01:04:10,816 --> 01:04:12,746
你别忘了,你老婆是跛子!

889
01:04:12,769 --> 01:04:15,617
遇起鬼上来,你们俩也走不掉!

890
01:04:24,289 --> 01:04:26,362
你的心愿无法完了!

891
01:04:28,096 --> 01:04:29,210
你怎么知道?

892
01:04:33,345 --> 01:04:35,003
真棒!这蚝好像还没熟呀

893
01:04:35,040 --> 01:04:36,425
蚝还用熟的?

894
01:04:36,448 --> 01:04:38,816
有没有听人家说吃生蚝啊,土包子!

895
01:04:38,849 --> 01:04:40,823
不赶紧吃了它,一会就被肥周吃光了

896
01:04:42,112 --> 01:04:43,882
吃火锅就是要慢慢吃

897
01:04:43,905 --> 01:04:46,076
不然怎么通宵呢?

898
01:04:46,560 --> 01:04:49,081
通宵?打麻将吗?通宵!

899
01:04:49,120 --> 01:04:51,945
我还要去拿提示呢!快点吃完走呀!

900
01:04:51,969 --> 01:04:53,482
你还敢回去?

901
01:04:53,505 --> 01:04:54,847
怎么不敢?

902
01:04:56,608 --> 01:04:59,358
我有灵符在手,什么鬼都要怕我

903
01:05:02,208 --> 01:05:02,889
鸡子?

904
01:05:02,912 --> 01:05:05,116
你们怎么整晚都在说鬼

905
01:05:05,152 --> 01:05:06,506
说点别的行不行?

906
01:05:06,529 --> 01:05:08,522
行!不说鬼就说玩妞儿

907
01:05:08,545 --> 01:05:10,781
合你心意!再不说足球,合我心意!

908
01:05:22,624 --> 01:05:24,316
喂!肥周!你没事吧?肥周!

909
01:05:24,352 --> 01:05:26,185
虚不受补呀他

910
01:05:26,208 --> 01:05:26,922
怎么办?

911
01:05:26,945 --> 01:05:28,330
送他去医院吧!

912
01:05:28,353 --> 01:05:30,314
对!送他去医院!我先走了!

913
01:05:30,337 --> 01:05:31,995
喂!你不是这么没义气吧?

914
01:05:32,320 --> 01:05:34,249
我不是没有义气,相命先生说

915
01:05:34,273 --> 01:05:35,785
我不能进出医院、警察局、大酒店

916
01:05:35,808 --> 01:05:37,216
一进去就倒霉三年!

917
01:05:37,249 --> 01:05:39,754
前年不在意上了一辆救护车

918
01:05:39,777 --> 01:05:41,897
结果整年都输钱,别搞我,再见

919
01:05:41,920 --> 01:05:44,026
你什么时候赢过钱的?

920
01:05:44,448 --> 01:05:46,122
我赢钱时没有告诉你而已!

921
01:05:46,145 --> 01:05:47,770
这样吧你叫救护车

922
01:05:47,809 --> 01:05:49,162
救护车只能一个人跟

923
01:05:49,185 --> 01:05:51,193
不然,如果他要住院你就加张床

924
01:05:51,489 --> 01:05:54,058
不是吧?我这阵子常撞鬼

925
01:05:54,081 --> 01:05:55,401
你还叫我睡医院?

926
01:05:55,424 --> 01:05:56,969
那送他回家啦!

927
01:05:56,992 --> 01:05:58,368
回去?

928
01:05:58,848 --> 01:06:03,113
回去也好!男人粗汉,难道你害怕?

929
01:06:03,136 --> 01:06:04,618
实不相瞒,我真的怕呀

930
01:06:04,641 --> 01:06:05,993
你不怕你送他回去

931
01:06:06,016 --> 01:06:07,293
实不相瞒,我是不怕

932
01:06:07,328 --> 01:06:08,424
可我一个人怎搬得动他

933
01:06:08,448 --> 01:06:09,801
总之我是决不回去了

934
01:06:09,824 --> 01:06:10,794
我是决不会搬的!

935
01:06:10,816 --> 01:06:11,613
总之我不送!

936
01:06:11,649 --> 01:06:12,314
总之我不搬!

937
01:06:12,352 --> 01:06:13,354
我决不会送!

938
01:06:13,377 --> 01:06:14,441
你不送我不搬!

939
01:06:14,464 --> 01:06:15,497
你不搬我不送!

940
01:06:15,520 --> 01:06:16,298
你送我搬!

941
01:06:16,321 --> 01:06:17,500
你搬我送!

942
01:06:18,945 --> 01:06:20,009
阿强!

943
01:06:20,032 --> 01:06:21,920
买单吗?来了!

944
01:06:21,952 --> 01:06:23,113
混蛋!

945
01:06:23,137 --> 01:06:24,250
王八蛋!

946
01:06:29,953 --> 01:06:31,361
拷!早叫多花点力!

947
01:06:31,904 --> 01:06:33,066
我早说不会搬了!

948
01:06:33,089 --> 01:06:34,649
我也说不要送!

949
01:06:34,689 --> 01:06:36,201
你不送我就不用搬了!

950
01:06:36,225 --> 01:06:37,785
谁叫你搬!不是你搬我又怎会送呢!

951
01:06:37,825 --> 01:06:39,166
你花大力一点吧!

952
01:06:40,001 --> 01:06:42,537
喂!合哥合哥!对了!过来帮帮忙!

953
01:06:42,560 --> 01:06:43,510
谢谢你!

954
01:06:43,553 --> 01:06:45,113
真的出事了?

955
01:06:45,153 --> 01:06:46,778
什么出事了?先过来帮忙推他回去吧!

956
01:06:46,848 --> 01:06:47,433
过来!

957
01:06:47,456 --> 01:06:49,431
他这么重,搬他回去很贵的啊!

958
01:06:55,169 --> 01:06:56,347
你们两个搞得定啦,我先走了

959
01:06:56,385 --> 01:06:58,474
什么?不是嘛?收了钱的!你先走?

960
01:06:58,497 --> 01:06:59,434
就是啊!

961
01:06:59,457 --> 01:07:02,523
刚才我收的是搬费!还没收运费!

962
01:07:07,968 --> 01:07:10,025
我还是不去了!那里很邪门的!

963
01:07:10,048 --> 01:07:12,831
有多邪门?比得上没钱开饭邪门吗!

964
01:07:12,897 --> 01:07:13,386
就是!

965
01:07:13,409 --> 01:07:14,391
邪门就邪门了!

966
01:07:14,944 --> 01:07:16,373
早知告诉他别碰娇娇好了

967
01:07:16,416 --> 01:07:17,066
弄得半条人命!

968
01:07:17,089 --> 01:07:18,378
哪个娇娇啊?那个妓女?

969
01:07:18,401 --> 01:07:19,514
到底什么事?

970
01:07:20,769 --> 01:07:22,378
我来告诉你们好了!

971
01:07:22,401 --> 01:07:25,962
其实是他老婆叫我查那个娇娇的!

972
01:07:25,985 --> 01:07:26,953
两年前

973
01:07:26,976 --> 01:07:29,962
娇娇从大陆偷渡来香港做妓女!

974
01:07:29,985 --> 01:07:32,440
后来认识了一个扯皮条的叫阿荣!

975
01:07:32,480 --> 01:07:34,729
他们两个很投契

976
01:07:34,752 --> 01:07:37,371
他们很快就住在一起了

977
01:07:39,425 --> 01:07:40,952
你一边听,还得帮手推啊!

978
01:07:41,568 --> 01:07:45,449
其实那次我看到他!跟了他很久!

979
01:07:45,472 --> 01:07:47,546
我看到他上了大厦找那个妓女!

980
01:07:47,584 --> 01:07:48,763
即是娇娇!

981
01:07:56,289 --> 01:07:59,038
我发现肥周一有空就来找那个娇娇!

982
01:08:09,441 --> 01:08:11,133
那我就影了一迭相给周太!

983
01:08:11,168 --> 01:08:12,905
哗!我给周太看!

984
01:08:12,929 --> 01:08:14,271
她看到的时候

985
01:08:14,337 --> 01:08:17,916
看到她的样子皱起眉头

986
01:08:18,881 --> 01:08:20,170
我打算转身就走

987
01:08:20,193 --> 01:08:23,114
怎料她喊停我!你猜到怎么样吗?

988
01:08:23,137 --> 01:08:23,945
她想怎么样?

989
01:08:23,968 --> 01:08:26,042
她要我跟她对质!

990
01:08:26,080 --> 01:08:26,921
结果呢?

991
01:08:26,944 --> 01:08:30,458
那次可精彩了

992
01:08:47,489 --> 01:08:50,719
没理由呀!八字楼啊!不是吗?

993
01:08:53,697 --> 01:08:54,591
是八字楼呀!

994
01:09:06,208 --> 01:09:07,818
你找谁?

995
01:09:07,841 --> 01:09:09,194
我想问那个单位

996
01:09:09,217 --> 01:09:13,161
那个单位很久没有人住了!

997
01:09:13,184 --> 01:09:15,901
自从娇娇死后

998
01:09:15,937 --> 01:09:19,898
两年来也没有人敢住在这儿!

999
01:09:26,016 --> 01:09:27,958
人呢

1000
01:09:37,953 --> 01:09:39,066
娇娇已经死了?

1001
01:09:39,104 --> 01:09:40,152
是呀!

1002
01:09:41,153 --> 01:09:42,347
我知道你是鬼!

1003
01:09:42,368 --> 01:09:44,638
我是人还是鬼亦与你无关!

1004
01:09:49,408 --> 01:09:51,449
阿荣已经死了!

1005
01:09:56,001 --> 01:09:59,050
原来娇娇认识了一个黑社会叫阿荣

1006
01:09:59,073 --> 01:10:01,887
他们很投契,很快就走在一起!

1007
01:10:02,625 --> 01:10:07,017
不过阿荣是骗她的,还害死了娇娇!

1008
01:10:07,040 --> 01:10:10,345
又多了一只鬼那么恐怖!那个阿荣呢?

1009
01:10:10,368 --> 01:10:11,754
那个阿荣?

1010
01:10:11,776 --> 01:10:15,802
阿荣到大陆走私被拉了!还被处决!

1011
01:10:18,048 --> 01:10:21,513
好了!我送到呢儿!拜拜!

1012
01:10:21,536 --> 01:10:22,366
送到这儿?

1013
01:10:22,400 --> 01:10:23,177
送进去吧!喂!

1014
01:10:23,200 --> 01:10:24,411
喂!

1015
01:10:26,592 --> 01:10:28,055
按铃啊!

1016
01:10:30,272 --> 01:10:33,338
嫂子!开门啦嫂子!开门啦嫂子!

1017
01:10:33,920 --> 01:10:34,761
喂!拍什么门啊!

1018
01:10:34,784 --> 01:10:37,098
有门铃按的!你不懂用门铃吗?链链

1019
01:10:37,121 --> 01:10:39,178
链你的头!拍门没有人应!

1020
01:10:39,201 --> 01:10:40,106
按铃就会有人吗?

1021
01:10:40,128 --> 01:10:41,339
你试一次吧!

1022
01:10:42,848 --> 01:10:44,490
嫂子!开门啊嫂子!

1023
01:10:44,513 --> 01:10:45,440
怎么了?

1024
01:10:46,560 --> 01:10:47,423
还是不在!

1025
01:10:49,120 --> 01:10:51,561
瘸子也到处跑!看他有没有钥匙吧

1026
01:10:51,585 --> 01:10:53,047
快点!

1027
01:10:54,721 --> 01:10:55,419
阿宝!

1028
01:10:56,192 --> 01:10:57,239
你死到哪去啦?

1029
01:10:58,976 --> 01:11:01,673
啊?不就在火锅店嘛

1030
01:11:01,696 --> 01:11:02,973
你知不知道我找了你一整天

1031
01:11:03,008 --> 01:11:05,081
电话也不开!真是的!

1032
01:11:06,048 --> 01:11:07,773
那么凶!应该没事的!

1033
01:11:08,224 --> 01:11:08,969
喂!你说什么?

1034
01:11:08,992 --> 01:11:10,762
没什么

1035
01:11:10,785 --> 01:11:12,826
我有重要事情跟你说!快点吧!

1036
01:11:13,792 --> 01:11:14,729
但是肥周

1037
01:11:14,752 --> 01:11:17,353
行了!都到门口了,我拖也把他拖进去

1038
01:11:17,376 --> 01:11:18,042
真的?

1039
01:11:18,080 --> 01:11:18,505
行

1040
01:11:18,528 --> 01:11:19,369
快点行啦!

1041
01:11:19,392 --> 01:11:21,066
那你搞定他吧!

1042
01:11:21,089 --> 01:11:21,737
行了,行了!

1043
01:11:21,760 --> 01:11:22,590
拜拜!

1044
01:11:24,769 --> 01:11:26,711
快点搞定你就去赚钱!

1045
01:11:55,616 --> 01:11:56,478
你们想怎样?

1046
01:11:59,425 --> 01:12:01,116
我求你!你别伤害阿芝!

1047
01:12:01,153 --> 01:12:05,048
别伤害阿芝!是我的错!她是无辜的!

1048
01:12:05,089 --> 01:12:09,759
我求你!对不起!是我的错!是我的错!

1049
01:12:43,360 --> 01:12:46,209
你蛮有胆量的!你不怕我了吗?

1050
01:12:47,456 --> 01:12:50,587
我连死也不怕!我还会怕你吗?

1051
01:12:52,416 --> 01:12:54,457
我活了大半辈子!

1052
01:12:55,232 --> 01:12:57,240
不但一个崩也没有拿回家!

1053
01:12:57,920 --> 01:12:59,513
还欠下一身债!

1054
01:13:00,321 --> 01:13:03,486
连累妈妈几十岁人还要为我还债!

1055
01:13:04,065 --> 01:13:06,040
我这种人不死又有何用!

1056
01:13:06,785 --> 01:13:08,410
但是我不怕死!

1057
01:13:09,249 --> 01:13:14,333
死了不要紧!我最不放心的是我妈妈

1058
01:13:15,521 --> 01:13:16,601
所以我希望

1059
01:13:17,472 --> 01:13:20,506
可以赢得一笔钱给她老人家!

1060
01:13:21,345 --> 01:13:22,720
让她可以安享晚年!

1061
01:13:23,392 --> 01:13:25,247
那我就是死也瞑目了!

1062
01:13:26,945 --> 01:13:28,353
你想我帮你赢钱?

1063
01:13:28,896 --> 01:13:31,962
是!只要你成全我!

1064
01:13:32,545 --> 01:13:34,334
我这个肉身就给你用!

1065
01:13:35,456 --> 01:13:36,765
我凭什么要相信你?

1066
01:13:53,792 --> 01:13:57,306
好!不过你要烧根香给我

1067
01:13:57,921 --> 01:14:00,138
亲口说愿意给我肉身!

1068
01:14:00,160 --> 01:14:02,845
我就帮你最后一次!

1069
01:14:09,120 --> 01:14:10,746
我阿虫对天发誓!

1070
01:14:10,784 --> 01:14:14,528
愿意给他肉身!让他帮我赢钱!

1071
01:14:32,000 --> 01:14:37,718
嘿!傻子!烧这道假符以为骗过我!

1072
01:14:38,976 --> 01:14:41,596
这些烂符我怎会怕呢!

1073
01:14:50,080 --> 01:14:50,698
你们想怎么样?

1074
01:14:50,721 --> 01:14:53,373
你忘了吗?使诈串谋,魂飞魄散!

1075
01:14:56,192 --> 01:14:56,760
你在干什么?

1076
01:14:56,800 --> 01:14:57,770
封住你的鼻和嘴

1077
01:14:57,793 --> 01:14:59,321
看你怎样离开这个肉身!

1078
01:15:18,592 --> 01:15:21,179
死了!走吧!

1079
01:15:59,296 --> 01:15:59,944
阿宝!

1080
01:15:59,968 --> 01:16:01,725
喂!那个小女孩呀!

1081
01:16:03,873 --> 01:16:04,952
喂!他们想怎么样?

1082
01:16:18,625 --> 01:16:20,382
他们想怎么样?

1083
01:16:20,416 --> 01:16:21,758
我怎么知道?

1084
01:16:23,808 --> 01:16:24,823
阿宝醒了

1085
01:16:48,576 --> 01:16:52,886
你还没记起我?为什么你不记得我?

1086
01:16:53,761 --> 01:16:55,289
为什么你不记得发生什么事

1087
01:16:57,601 --> 01:16:59,947
为什么你可以当什么事都没发生过?

1088
01:16:59,969 --> 01:17:03,067
你你们是不是要带走我呀?

1089
01:17:04,769 --> 01:17:05,467
不要呀阿宝!

1090
01:17:08,416 --> 01:17:10,056
当年是你推我下去

1091
01:17:10,081 --> 01:17:12,089
那时候我已有了你的孩子

1092
01:17:13,024 --> 01:17:14,617
什么你

1093
01:17:18,049 --> 01:17:19,358
这里啊!没有颜色!

1094
01:17:28,736 --> 01:17:30,078
我们自己拍!

1095
01:17:31,008 --> 01:17:35,318
娜娜!对不起!是我害死你!

1096
01:17:35,968 --> 01:17:36,983
你终于记起我了?

1097
01:17:38,528 --> 01:17:39,510
她是我们的女儿?

1098
01:17:48,161 --> 01:17:49,470
我们可以一家团聚了!

1099
01:17:53,025 --> 01:17:54,301
我不是要你死!

1100
01:17:54,656 --> 01:17:57,209
你们已经人鬼殊途!

1101
01:17:57,728 --> 01:18:00,664
难道你想他死吗?

1102
01:18:01,953 --> 01:18:03,625
我知道你留在人世间

1103
01:18:03,648 --> 01:18:06,103
是因为一段姻缘!

1104
01:18:06,944 --> 01:18:08,603
他跟你结了婚!

1105
01:18:09,216 --> 01:18:11,355
有个名分给你和你们女儿

1106
01:18:12,896 --> 01:18:17,468
都算了结了今世的姻缘

1107
01:18:22,912 --> 01:18:28,426
既然不用死,你也应该给她一名分!

1108
01:18:28,448 --> 01:18:30,423
是呀,是呀!既然大家都无异议!

1109
01:18:31,009 --> 01:18:33,193
那么事不宜迟,不然就误了时辰

1110
01:18:33,216 --> 01:18:35,257
赶快拜堂,拜完早点走,好吗?

1111
01:18:35,905 --> 01:18:37,181
拜天

1112
01:18:40,576 --> 01:18:42,169
二拜地!

1113
01:18:45,409 --> 01:18:46,784
夫妻交拜!

1114
01:19:04,257 --> 01:19:06,166
爸爸希望以后发梦都能见到你们

1115
01:19:06,816 --> 01:19:08,279
帮你取个名叫梦梦好不好?

1116
01:19:09,728 --> 01:19:11,103
阿宝好像姓戴的?

1117
01:19:13,313 --> 01:19:14,409
我送你们走!

1118
01:19:14,432 --> 01:19:16,320
下来!拉手!

1119
01:19:22,368 --> 01:19:23,961
喂!送去哪呀?

1120
01:19:47,776 --> 01:19:48,671
老公!

1121
01:19:48,704 --> 01:19:50,826
不要!老婆

1122
01:19:50,849 --> 01:19:52,507
我在这儿老公!我在这儿

1123
01:19:52,544 --> 01:19:54,269
老婆!老婆!

1124
01:19:54,945 --> 01:19:57,181
我以后也不会对不起你!

1125
01:19:57,217 --> 01:19:59,178
没事了

1126
01:19:59,200 --> 01:20:01,917
我不会再做对不起你的事

1127
01:20:08,737 --> 01:20:09,916
谢谢你,黄婆!

1128
01:20:11,168 --> 01:20:14,551
唉!原来还是有所留恋!

1129
01:20:15,680 --> 01:20:19,370
你说什么呀黄婆?住嘴,整天胡说瞎扯

1130
01:20:19,393 --> 01:20:19,882
不要!

1131
01:20:19,905 --> 01:20:20,842
走呀!走呀!

1132
01:20:20,865 --> 01:20:24,095
不要!老公呀!

1133
01:20:24,801 --> 01:20:26,825
老婆呀!你别管她的话!

1134
01:20:26,848 --> 01:20:27,914
那黄婆都疯疯癫癫的!

1135
01:20:27,937 --> 01:20:30,556
每次在电梯门口见到面都胡说瞎扯

1136
01:20:30,592 --> 01:20:33,975
别管她!你肚饿了吗?

1137
01:20:34,016 --> 01:20:35,146
一点点吧!

1138
01:20:35,168 --> 01:20:37,721
我入厨房煮东西给你吃!你等我呀!

1139
01:21:08,289 --> 01:21:10,045
原来还是有所留恋!

1140
01:21:10,081 --> 01:21:12,056
你们的特别臭!

1141
01:21:12,512 --> 01:21:15,497
因为你们俩特别肮脏!

1142
01:21:15,521 --> 01:21:20,573
两个也肮脏!很肮脏!真的很肮脏!

1143
01:21:34,177 --> 01:21:36,137
你每晚睡觉之前都要亲我

1144
01:21:36,160 --> 01:21:38,168
就是为了给我阳气

1145
01:21:38,848 --> 01:21:40,474
让我不用魂飞魄散?

1146
01:21:43,265 --> 01:21:46,615
你放姜花!就是要辟走我身上的气味?

1147
01:21:52,513 --> 01:21:57,117
我吃完最后这碗粥!我就走…

1148
01:21:57,153 --> 01:22:04,158
不要!我只想以后每天都煮粥给你吃

1149
01:22:05,089 --> 01:22:06,682
你不后悔?

1150
01:22:36,161 --> 01:22:38,015
娜娜!梦梦!我们现在走啦!

1151
01:22:38,976 --> 01:22:41,825
阿宝呀!记得带娜娜和梦梦一起走呀!

1152
01:22:41,856 --> 01:22:45,533
带了!这张是什么来的?

1153
01:22:49,728 --> 01:22:52,063
喂!那天你送她们到哪去了?

1154
01:22:53,153 --> 01:22:54,057
地府呀!

1155
01:22:54,080 --> 01:22:55,641
说真的?

1156
01:22:56,160 --> 01:22:58,857
你想知道吗?你跟我来!我送你去!

1157
01:22:58,880 --> 01:23:00,937
去哪儿?你送她们去哪儿?

1158
01:23:00,960 --> 01:23:01,802
搬屋呀!

1159
01:23:01,825 --> 01:23:03,401
快说!你说嘛?

1160
01:23:03,424 --> 01:23:05,514
去了地府!去了奈何桥呀!

1161
01:23:05,536 --> 01:23:06,409
我信你呀!

1162
01:23:06,433 --> 01:23:09,564
奈何桥真的!奈何桥在迪斯尼隔壁的!

1163
01:23:09,600 --> 01:23:11,609
是呀!我相信你才怪!快说嘛!

1164
01:23:11,648 --> 01:23:13,754
快点执拾!走了!

1165
01:23:33,121 --> 01:23:34,550
真的想不到嫂子原来

1166
01:23:35,681 --> 01:23:37,056
我舍不得让她走!

1167
01:23:37,921 --> 01:23:39,711
行了!我们明白的!

1168
01:23:40,768 --> 01:23:41,882
保重了!

1169
01:23:41,920 --> 01:23:43,415
再见

1170
01:23:55,072 --> 01:23:56,698
终于都走光了!

1171
01:23:57,184 --> 01:23:58,199
那我们也走吧!

1172
01:23:59,296 --> 01:24:00,489
你走先吧!我跟着来!

1173
01:24:00,512 --> 01:24:01,658
那我在楼下等你!

1174
01:24:10,689 --> 01:24:13,438
小伙子!这里没人住了!

1175
01:24:13,473 --> 01:24:14,487
我不是人吗?

1176
01:24:15,489 --> 01:24:17,898
这幢楼房要收回,不租了!

1177
01:24:17,921 --> 01:24:20,823
租什么呀?三楼B单位是我姨婆的!

1178
01:24:20,865 --> 01:24:22,720
喂喂

1179
01:24:29,056 --> 01:24:30,568
你们两个可真狠啊

1180
01:24:30,592 --> 01:24:34,423
弄得阿寿魂飞魄散连鬼都做不成

1181
01:24:34,497 --> 01:24:37,833
是他自己咎由自取与鬼无由

1182
01:24:37,856 --> 01:24:39,897
你做人都古灵精怪的

1183
01:24:40,513 --> 01:24:41,888
做不了一个好鬼

1184
01:24:41,921 --> 01:24:43,350
聪明点!

1185
01:24:45,600 --> 01:24:48,938
瞪什么?现在大家都是鬼,我不怕你们

1186
01:24:48,961 --> 01:24:52,507
还瞪个啥?快打几圈吧来呀