I hope these dumb kids are
do you think this time
Get back to school? That's my first time
Substituting here with some
praying that these kids are good
Let's see the lesson plan
Today
Um
oh No. Um
My secret is way too much
Change of plans. We're just gonna do whatever else
He's concerned to serve that type of education
No, we're not doing that
Pass these on
oh Okay
These are the rules
I don't know how every kids hands got a sticky but they do
so I don't work lives, okay
um Um
See you
Yes
oh Yeah
i'm
Substitute for today, take a seat
Be quiet. Okay
I'm trying to get ready. okay Thank you
um I'm sorry
I could have sworn
You talked
come on
I wasn't kidding
okay I was being serious, please, no talking
I'll get to the rules very soon
but i've already asked you to not talk and
What are you doing talking
oh my gosh His kids really don't listen at all
Yes
Guys, please
They see it
Shut up once you've sat down. And
I do not want you looking at
anywhere other than me
okay Look at me
Hey
Yeah, you
Look at me, don't look at her, don't look at him
What do I need to see? Um
Perhaps showed
Cool
I am asking you nicely
yeah
oh It seems like
you're training it on my bad side
I should up and listen to the rest
of what i'm about to say, okay
That goes for, all of you
mhm
oh
i'm sorry, am i interrupting your allergies
Are your allergies more important than listening to me
Is that what i'm hearing
But
shut up
okay Look
Say this once
I
hate you
I'd literally not respecting me
and I
I just I can't deal with you. Come over here
Mhm
I don't know
Rush it up
Gosh
There was a thing right due to the pandemic
you know As we all know
we don't we no longer have to wear masks because it's
cultural pandemic
Right
But
I am
making everyone
put on hand sanitized first and foremost okay
I'm sorry
Did you say something
mhm Mhm
no No, i'm sorry, but it
I thought I heard
something come from your pal, not very pronounced
but it doesn't mean that I didn't
pick up on to extra
Sorry
but Did i ask
No, I did not
ask
So
Did you
Thank you
Thank you. Thank you just
Up
Do you want me to slap you for real
Can stop you for you
okay Please do not get on my nerves second time
Choose the mean we call you out in front of everyone
Okay, don't push me
Don't push it
Anyway
I was getting off track with some
minor losers in this question, but um right
Sorry, what's your name
um Jones to panda
um More like
john, stupid. oh Ah
yeah I'm bilingual
Mhm
Surprise. So
those spanish speaking kids
you don't you don't you don't know what I said, right? Okay
On the same page
Chad, it's
literally just said that
You stupid
Yes
this This
This person right here, stupid
Stupid old
I just think that's stupid i was a little more
clever, I guess you'd say
um so yeah So i'm gonna raise you up for it
It's just
terrible
That's
That was so great
It's okay. Not everyone can be smart. you Know
For smart people
you Know
To shine, there needs to be stupid people like you
Too good
You're serving a purpose in this society, okay
so yeah So john, stupid, all
right, rachel report you to the teacher when she comes back
she knows exactly
what a terrible person you are because you are
really can't even
all directions. What did I tell you? Shut up
What are you doing
Don't make me smack you
Like I did your classmate over there
Yeah
You know
Still crying
This is a freaking baby
doesn't know how to take it like a man
you know I don't care if you are in first grade
Gradually, first grader is you all should be big boys now
Great, there's no excuse
If we ought to be acting like little kids curling kindergarten, no
First graders come on
Come on
Gosh
so
oh My god
Not talking to anyone period unless I ask you a question in which case you have to respond. And if you don't respond
you will get punished. Okay
Does that make sense
Mhm
mhm mhm
Does that make sense
Didn't hear you
That was a rhetorical question
Like I said
you are stupid because you can't tell the difference
between a rhetorical question and an actual question that I am asking. Did you hear your classmate say, yes, ma'am
Okay
That's your cue to also say, yes, ma'am
mhm Mhm
oh You're getting on my nerves really like
think you're better than all of your classmates
um Um no, um
you know where press things I know that we are post pandemic now, but i'm gonna need you to wear this mask
You're not aware of that
oh my gosh really like this
Like that
you see You see how easy it is. You are stupid
Let's see
What's up on you right there
Oh
uh Finally, I don't have to hear
nasty, crooked
yellow teeth are very disgusting or small your stupid brother
Anyway, so
right if I ask you a question, you have to answer
um you know if i'm talking to you
I need you to answer it was for all of you
okay
That's right
and the penalty for all of. This is getting smart
Worst case
Let's see the surprises that you don't know where you're getting smacked
don't Don't make me
do stuff with these
that I do not want you
Okay
okay
I'm glad to understand now
Another thing that I want to implement during this classroom section
it's
the use of gloves
take preventative measures to prevent taking fingers
came to each no, where
the gloves said he's cool
You
You get this
Blue gloves, very beautiful
Ok
You
you get these
brown gloves
That's been all these. Thank you. Get the nice clothes
Seem to be hearing another
Annoying little voice
out of
mister stupid
over here
You
Yeah, you of course you're the only one talking
You're asking why you didn't get any gloves
well Yeah, that's because you wanted to be a smart mouth
Just respect me earlier
so What i'm gonna do for you
instead of giving you gloves and letting your hands just be all free
i'm gonna tie them up behind you
Okay
I'm a title
So
Come over here
Turn around
Turn around for me. Thank you
Tight
on
or You can't do your work anymore
you know What if you can? You have a mouse? Don't you
Where you have a mask on
well If you weren't being so annoying with your mouth
maybe you could have used it
you know Does you want to be annoying
That just sucks for you as you're not doing any work today
And you know what
I'm gonna write a long paragraph about how you kept disrupting other students
and doing their work and you failed
Do yours
So at the end of the day
you're gonna have to endure the consequences are not doing your work because you're being stupid
Yeah. So that's just that's how we're going to do it
okay okay Perfect
Perfect
You know what
Turns out i'm actually
in charge of
the tension duty. So
it's what ah I i'm gonna raise you up
for detention. ah I know
Is it that amazing anything that I can do that
Because like as much as I want to get rid of you
it's so annoying
I just can't help
pet
Wanna
And torture
you know you're just so fun and torture because I
despise you
So much so
ok
See you at the time
Yeah
Great
It's almost time for attention
Ah
oh I'm so excited
I think. I should change my gloves
So beautiful
Let me see what time it is. Uh
oh No no
Interesting
I love you
What is that
oh
That's waiting for you
Let's take a seat it looks like
you're the only one here
Here, put some hands in size around million
Thank you
You want me to let you do your work now
No
I'm sorry i'm, sorry, but that's not, how life works
you are still getting punished
and If I will, let you do your work
that will not be punishment
okay So
this is what we're gonna do
As soon as I find my tape
you know what
Take your mascot
Please
We're gonna do so. You're gonna open your mouth
Who's gonna put some glasses on it? Right? There? sure Sure
Sure. Oh
And
you are going to put on that
This mask, okay
Perfect
That's gonna be your punishment
Now, see, your hands are still
Tide
Right? So
that's perfect. Okay
Please turn around, so I can put hands hands around them
You can just kind of like you know
a little bit. Yeah
You're just kind of
Watch me as I
finishing my eyes from this morning because I didn't go to finish
so and Again, if you say something which I don't
you will because you
you have face full of stuffed gloves
Yeah
No sound
Okay
Thank you
Don't scream around in your chair
Don't
Just just, don't don't
do anything that's annoying. Please don't breathe loud
If you do breathe out, I might just take you with these
Okay
Don't
Don't even try, okay
Anyway
um
It's so good
And I need to remember this. So
a smile say cheese you know
stick picture. Uh
I need to send it to my husband because he loves when I do
the sick kids, like literally we just laugh all night long
It's just literally the funniest thing ever. So
don't make me okay just
ah
ah ah anyway
it's kind of
saccade
A little bit, okay
I'm sorry
What did you say
Right? You didn't say anything because you can't
So
I must have confused
You're saying something for your loud breathing
I told you to keep it under control
I told you that if you breathed
too loudly, I was gonna get upset
so You didn't care. you know Like please
Okay
Suck it up
You're acting like the gloves are choking. You come on
It's not that bad. Literally, you have your nose to breathe
Come on
I really don't want to touch your forehead
I really don't want to
I don't know when I touch you at all
mhm Mhm
oh I think you're trying to tell me that you have like a fever or something like that
um You are kind of hot, but
honestly don't think it's that big of a deal like really
everyone has fever. So worried about it
I guess we can check
Just take off your gloves
That's interesting
There
No, just wait
okay Let me see
oh so You do have a little bit of a favor, but
yeah
it's okay. I don't think that happens when you get a fever
You just got a headache like literally
everyone gets headaches and the adult world, okay
Might as well get used to it so
Just open your own no. Thank you
Shut up there
Let's put the next one
There you go
oh Wow
You don't don't bother me, okay
Okay
yeah
A bit
oh my gosh It's almost time to go
Man, time on by so fast, right
Oh to your, sleep. Oh
That's great. Okay
well It's time to wake up
No
Of your mask
Take up the gloves
L
AA
hello, hello
Qq
i guess. He's really deep in his sleep
or Maybe he's passed out
Can you die from being passed out
Let me google one of them
Apparently like they wake up on their own
If they're passed out so
and It's okay, I need to go
well I know you can't really hear me but
Bye bye
Think
who is from torturing you for a flower
But I need I need a girl okay like I need
need to do stuff
So
Hopefully wake up soon down
hello, guys. So
that's my last year in my quarantine room
um It's actually
my last few minutes because I'm about to leave
And so yeah it's very exciting
Today is Sunday
February 21st in Korea
and I have to leave by noon
which is at 12:00 right right now. It's 11:00
28
So very soon, I'm gonna make my way down to the lobby and
Yeah
so This