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看到那个艳光四射的模特了吗 那就是我 Deb See that aspiring model there? That was me - Deb,
直到我死的那天 until the day I died.
我以为我会直接上天堂 I thought I'd go straight to heaven,
但中途出了点小意外 but there was a bit of a mix-up
当我醒来的时候 我发现我居然在别人的身体里 and I woke up in someone else's body.
现在我是 Jane So now I'm Jane,
一个即使有了助理还是忙到爆的律师 a super-busy lawyer with my very own assistant.
我有了新的人生 新的衣橱 I got a new life, a new wardrobe,
而知道所有这一切的 and the only people who really know what's going on with me
只有我的闺蜜 Stacy 和我的守护天使 Fred are my girlfriend Stacy and my guardian angel, fred.
我一直相信 事出必有因 I used to think everything happened for a reason...
那么 好吧 但愿我是对的 ...And, well, I sure hope I was right.
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这不公平 It's not fair.
我梦见我有了 Larry King 的孩子(泰森的经纪人) I dreamt I had Larry king's baby,
而你却能与澳洲来的男脱衣舞团 Thunder and you get an entire dance number
跳一整套热舞 with thunder from down under?
真是个相当美妙的梦 It was such a nice dream...
直到法警 Hank 出现 打破了这个美梦 Until Hank the bailiff.
谁是法警 Hank Who's Hank the bailiff?
记得吗 就是那个我成为 Jane 之前 Jane 约会的家伙 Remember? He's the guy that Jane dated before I became Jane.
他怎么可以出现在我的春梦里 Why was he in my sexy dream?
梦里出现肌肉男表示 Well, the hunky men represent the dance partners
在你现在的生活中缺少舞伴 missing from your life right now,
而且你的潜意识告诉你 and your subconscious is telling you
是开始重新约会的时候啦 it is time to start dating again.
喔 你对这个真是在行 Ohh. You're good at this.
那当然 那么你就从跟 Hank 约会开始吧 I know. And you need to start with Hank.
什么 不 What?! No!
为什么我不能跟 Thunder 舞团中的美男开始约会呢？ Why can't I start with one of the thunder from down unders?
我会选三号 I'd pick number three.
Jane
不 Hank 的确很贴心 No, Hank is... is sweet and all,
但是我们之间不来电 but we don't have anything.
你给过他一点鼓励吗 Did you give him a real shot?
亲爱的 原来的 Jane 真的喜欢他 Sweetie, old Jane really liked him,
所以或许你欠她的 去看看你们是否有火花吧 so maybe you owe it to her to see if there are any sparks.
好吧 我欠她的 Fine, I owe her.
我要用昂贵的发型来报答她 I'll pay her back with an expensive haircut.
我们办一个聚餐怎么样 What if we threw a dinner party
你可以邀请 Hank and you invited Hank?
这就像有了防护网的约会 It'd be like a date with a safety net.
哦 我去腌制小羊排 Oh, and I'll marinate lamb chops!
我在 Real simple 上看到的这个神奇的菜谱 I saw this great recipe in "Real simple."
你没有读过 Real simple 啊 You don't read "Real simple."
我在看妇科的时候看过 I do at the gyno.
那里除了关于子宫的册子就是它 It was either that or a pamphlet about the uterus.
好 好吧 All right, fine.
我会邀请他 I will ask him.
好了 Now...
看这个 Check this out.
哇 Whoa!
Ellie Tannen 丝巾 An Ellie Tannen scarf.
我要围着它去见 Ellie Tannen To wear at my meeting with Ellie Tannen.
不会吧 No way!
她正在寻觅一位新律师 She's looking for new lawyers,
我觉得这条丝巾就像是在说 我不是个平庸的律师 and I feel that this scarf says, "I'm not a stodgy lawyer.
我也是个高品位的人 I'm part of your tasteful tribe."
嗯 Hmm.
噢 Jane 你知道 Ellie 是个女魔头 Oh, Jane, you know Ellie is a total monster.
我能对付女魔头 I can handle monsters.
你还记得我那次反击一条真的科莫多巨蜴吗 Remember that tic tac shoot I did with a real komodo dragon?
好吧，这个条龙可是能喷火 Well, this dragon's a thrower...
办公用品 拿铁 细高跟鞋 office supplies, lattes, stilettos.
所以 我得很诱人 So I'll duck.
我要让 Ellie 喜欢我 I am going to get Ellie to like me.
非常完美 It's perfect.
谢谢你 Thank you.
我必须得走了 Gotta go.
哦 还有 Ellie 不喜欢听人说"不" Oh! Um, one more thing - Ellie hates the word "No."
所以那意味着 我知道"不"代表什么 So that means - I know what "No" Means.
它的意思是 即使你达不到她的要求 It means that if you can't do what she asks,
也要保持微笑... just smile...
然后点头说 一点问题都没有 And nod and say, "It won't be a problem."
一点问题都没有 It won't be a problem.
对 她准会爱上你 Hmm. She's going to love you.
我希望 I hope!
你还记得安吉丽娜朱莉吗 Can you believe that Angelina jolie
走在这个走廊上 walks this very corridor
每次她来 Ellie 这试装 every time she comes for a fitting with Ellie?
我关心这个问题是因为... And that matters to me because...
呃 因为... Um, because...
安吉丽娜可能会绊倒 起诉 Ellie Angelina could trip, sue Ellie,
如果 Ellie 是我们的客户 and if Ellie were our client,
我们就能在一个漫长的 高调的审讯中赚到大钱 we could make a fortune on a protracted, high-profile trial.
好想法 Bingum Good thinking, Bingum.
她在那儿 There she is.
Parker 先生 Bingum 小姐 Mr. Parker, Ms. Bingum.
我是 Hugo Ellie 的行政助理 I'm Hugo, Ellie's executive assistant.
她准备好了 谢谢 She's ready. Thank you.
我需要你在开始的时候自己先应付下 I need you to start without me.
为什么 怎么了 Why? What's going on?
我一会儿就好 我只是 需要一小会儿 I'll be right in. I just, uh, need a moment.
我们知道你正在面试其他的事务所 We know you're interviewing other firms...
像 Chase & Funk 还有 Marmel & Fletcher Chase & Funk, Marmel & Fletcher.
它们确实不错 但是 Harrison & Parker 事务所 They're good, but Harrison & Parker
对各个领域的法律都都很精通 has expertise in all areas of the law,
所有跟你们的商业利益相关的领域... areas that are of interest to your business...
著作权 知识产权... copyright, intellectual property...
Hugo 那不是我的丝巾吗 Hugo, is that my scarf?
是的 Yes.
你对我可怜的围巾做了些什么 What have you done to my poor scarf?
你头受伤了吗 Do you have some sort of head wound?
不是 嗯... No. Um...
没有 我在 Bloomingdales 的橱窗里看到它是这样穿着的 [Bloomingdales：美国著名百货商店] No, I-I saw it like this in the window at Bloomie's.
正如我刚刚所说的 As I was saying...
Hugo 打电话给 Bloomingdales 让他们炒了那个布置橱窗的 Hugo, call Bloomingdale's and have them fire the window dresser.
不要 不要 Oh, no, no.
Tannen 女士 我非常抱歉 Ms. Tannen, I-I am so sorry.
我本来跟你用一模一样的方式戴着这条丝巾 I was wearing your beautiful scarf exactly like you.
然后我觉得 Um, and then I thought
这样撞衫可能让您觉得不舒服 being matchy-matchy might make you uncomfortable.
真是太贴心了 How refreshing.
一个会在乎我的感觉的律师 A lawyer who cares about my feelings.
来吧 咱们吃午饭去 Come, let's go to lunch.
我有个很紧迫的法律问题要跟你谈谈 I have a pressing legal matter I want to discuss.
意思是 我们应聘成功了 So we're hired?
对 Yes.
但只有她可以来进餐 But only she's coming to eat.
我不知道 我觉得我们太傻了 I don't know. I feel so stupid.
我们压根没想过立个遗嘱 We never even thought to make a will.
那是场车祸 It was a car accident.
很遗憾 Webb 女士 这事时有发生 Unfortunately, Ms. Webb, this happens all the time.
你向遗嘱认证法庭提出请求了吗 Have you filed a claim with the probate court?
是的 Yes.
现在你的公公和婆婆也提出了同样的请求吗 And now your in-laws are making the same claim?
他们什么都想要 They want everything.
他们连自己女儿的葬礼都没来 They didn't even come to their own daughter's funeral.
你的爱人是他们的...女儿 Your spouse was their... daughter?
对 Melanie Yes. Melanie.
这么说你和你的妻子是生活伴侣 [指法律上认可的同性别伴侣，等同于结婚] Oh. So you and your wife had a civil union?
不是 Kaswell 小姐 我们结婚的时候 我还是个男人 No, Ms. Kaswell. When we got married, I was a man.
拜托了 Please.
你们能帮帮我吗 Can you help me?
我们会尽己所能 We'll do everything we can.
- 服务员 - 是的 女士 -Waiter. -Yes, ma'am.
再加一点 More, please.
够了 That's enough.
我叫你来吃午饭是有原因的 So here's why I asked you to lunch.
我的前任助理 Dawn Lucas My former assistant, Dawn Lucas,
厚颜无耻的要出版一本揭秘我私生活的书 had the audacity to write a tell-all book about me.
你看了吗 Wow. Did you read it?
看了前两章 她把它寄给出版商了 First two chapters. She sent it out to publishers.
当然 因为我的名气 他们之间在竞价 Of course, there was a bidding war because of my name.
我们吃好了 We're done.
我来帮您清理 女士 Let me clear that, ma'am.
不好意思 我...我就... I'm sorry. I just... just...
那么 Um, so...
你觉得这本书 太直白吗 You feel that the - the book is unflattering?
她把我写的卑鄙又爱骂人 She makes me out to be mean and abusive.
一派胡言 It's pure fiction.
法律上来说 我们得等到书出版了以后才能有所行动 Legally, we have to wait until the book is released,
到时我们可以告他们诽谤 but then we can sue for libel.
我想让你在这书出版之前阻止这事 I want you to stop the book before it's published.
事情不能这么办 That's not how it works.
言论自由是我们国家的基础 Uh, the freedom of speech is the foundation of our country.
你要是不帮我的话 我就让服务员 If you can't help me, I'll ask the waiter
把你的三文鱼芥末酱放在食物袋里 to put your salmon dijonaise in a doggie bag.
那么 Jane 你到底能不能帮我阻止这书的出版 So, Jane, can you stop the publication of this book or not?
没问题 It won't be a problem.
奢侈的律师回来咯 Ah, the prodigal lawyer returns
你在等我吗 oh. Were you waiting for me?
什么 才没有 我就是在前台这有点事 What? No. I just had some business here in reception.
- 嗯 - Ellie 找我们有什么事 -Mm-hmm. -What's Ellie got for us?
太无耻了 A total dog.
她想让我们争取一个临时禁令 She wants me to file an injunction
阻止一本揭秘私生活的书的出版 to stop a tell-all from being published.
这属于事前限制 你输定了 Which would be prior restraint, and you'd lose.
是 我知道 这事不可能 Yeah. I know. It's impossible.
就连联邦政府都不能进行事前限制 Even the U.S. Government couldn't use prior restraint
来阻止五角大楼文件的曝光 to stop the Pentagon papers.
如同大法官 Black 说的 "信息的出版 As justice Black said, "To hold that the publication of news
有时可以被阻止这种观点 "may sometimes be enjoined
会使第一修正案变成一堆废话" would make a shambles of the first amendment."
Oh.
更别说我还得想法论证 Not to mention, I'd have a tough time arguing
这种垃圾书是对国家安全的威胁 that a trashy book is a threat to national security.
同意 Agreed.
那我该怎么办 So, what do I do?
俗话说 Well, you know what they say.
如果法律与你背道而行 那就以事实说话 If the law's against you, bang on the facts.
如果事实对你不利 那就诉诸法律 If the facts are against you, bang on the law.
如果二者都不站在你这一边 找张桌子发泄吧 If both are against you, bang on the table.
这可是个麻烦事 That's a lot of banging.
你对你的客户负有信托责任 You have a fiduciary duty to your client.
这种关系是很神圣的 The relationship is sacred.
尤其当你的客户给了你超级丰厚的佣金 Especially if the client handed you a big, fat retainer.
敲桌子去吧 Bang, bang.
准备好去见见咱们客户的公公和婆婆了吗 Hey, you ready to meet our client's in-laws?
我刚在想 你真的需要我吗 I was thinking, do you really need me?
你做的很好啊 You seem to have it under control.
Wow
你对 Allison 就这么不爽 You're that uncomfortable around Allison
唯恐闭之而不及吗 that you have to remove yourself?
不是 No.
好吧 或许有一点 Okay, maybe a little.
我是说 我完全尊重他 她 I mean, I completely respect his... her...
"她" "Her."
对 Right.
客户需要一个律师中的超男 Look, the client needs an Alpha male on her team.
如果你能接纳 Allison If you can accept Allison,
没人会有闲话 then no one else should have a problem.
你觉得我是超男 You see me as an Alpha male?
你是这个案子的支柱 I see you as a prop in this case.
如果你觉得不舒服 那就别吭声 If you're uncomfortable, keep your mouth shut.
Walters 夫妇 我们对您女儿的事表示惋惜 Mr. And Mrs. Walters, we're very sorry for your loss,
但我想 我们能达成一个合理的和解 but we think we can come to a reasonable settlement.
真的 Oh, really?
你能给耻辱定个价吗 Is there a price that you can put on humiliation?
我们连圣诞家庭贺卡都没脸送 We couldn't send out family Christmas cards
连家庭聚会也... or attend family reunions...
这是你选的 you chose not to.
你知道你这么做 对 Melanie 伤害有多大么 Do you know how much that hurt Melanie?
Melanie 死时没有孩子 Melanie died without children.
因此 也没留遗嘱 Therefore, without a will,
伴侣对财产继承有优先权 the property goes to the spouse first,
之后才轮到父母 then to the parents...
Allison 是伴侣 and Allison is the spouse.
"伴侣" 少扯了 "Spouse." Please.
不适用于加州法律 Not under California law.
听着 Allison 不是在想发财 Look, Allison isn't trying to get rich here.
她只是希望能够呆在自己家里 She simply wants to stay in the home
和你女儿共有的家 she shared with your daughter,
保留她的私人物品... keep her personal belongings...
所有属于 Melanie 的东西 都归我们 everything that belonged to Melanie belongs to us.
你可以拿走 Melanie 的东西 Taking away Melanie's things
别拿走我们共有的 won't take away what we had together.
她曾是我的一切 She was everything to me.
你对自己做了这样的事 You did this to yourself.
Stacy 的语音信箱 Hi, Stacy's voicemail.
我在法院 So, I am at the courthouse,
我在假装跟你说话 and I'm pretending to be talking to you
这样让我看起来很忙 而且是恰巧遇到 Hank so that I look fake-busy when I fake-bump into Hank
然后邀请他来我们的约会- 晚餐会 and invite him to our date/fake dinner party.
他来了 再见 Um...Ooh, there he is. Bye.
Hank
Jane 近来可好 Jane. How are you?
很好 很好 Uh, good, good.
好久不见了啊 It's been a while.
对 Yeah.
嗯...最近过得如何 Um...How have you been lately?
你知道 Oh, you know.
负责传讯的 Shelby 被调走后 Shelby in arraignments got transferred,
所有人的日程都乱了 threw off everyone's schedule.
一团糟 肯定的 Been total chaos. I bet.
Yeah.
我知道这有点强人所难 So, I know that this is last minute,
但我的舍友和我 um, but my roommate and I
准备在明天办一个晚餐会 are throwing a dinner party tomorrow.
你来不来 Why don't you come?
我很愿意 I'd love to.
太好了 七点左右 可以不 Oh, great! Around 7:00?
我都等不及了 I can't wait.
我也是 Me too.
Okay.
我们首要的挑战是 Our first challenge...
我们必须避免起诉被驳回 we have to survive their motion to dismiss.
我们可以在庭审上... We can go to trial...
Tannen 女士这本书中的内容可信么 Ms. Tannen, are any of the allegations in the book true?
你真的希望停止出版它 Do you really expect to stop the publication?
从你听说这本书 你和 Dawn 交涉过么 Have you spoken with dawn since hearing about the book?
别对这镜头 别回答 只管往前走 No photo ops. No sound bites. Just keep walking.
Parker!
Hi.
我说了我要她当我的辩护律师 不是你 I said I wanted her, not you.
我只是来这儿旁听的...安静地 Oh, I'm just here to observe... silently.
Hmm.
你想到什么新的诉讼理由吗 Have you thought of a new cause of action yet?
也许 我不敢保证 Maybe. I'm not sure.
Dawn 做英雄的感觉如何？ Dawn, how does it feel to be a hero
对于曾经无用武之地的助理来说 for underappreciated assistants everywhere?
你想从出版这本书中得到什么 What are you hoping to gain by publishing this book?
我只是想从我的视角说故事 I just want to tell my side of the story.
她是想靠说谎发大财 She's hoping to get rich by telling lies.
你是老板 Just 'cause you're the boss
不代表你可以虐待人 doesn't mean you can treat people bad.
"Badly" 它才是个副词 Ow. "Badly." It's an adverb.
你连语法都不懂 怎么还能写书 How can you even write a book when you don't know grammar?
好了 我们走吧 All right. Let's go.
她说的写的 一个字也别信 Don't believe a word she says or writes!
我要求驳回 Bingumde 女士的起诉 I move to dismiss Ms. Bingum's complaint.
没有一个法庭在这样的情况下支持过事前限制 No court has countenanced prior restraint in this situation.
尊敬的法官...他是对的 Your honor...He's right,
正因如此 我们才要起诉被告诽谤 uh, which is why we are suing for defamation!
诽谤 Defamation?
Yes.
这书还没出版 The book's not even published.
这书是个笨蛋写的 The book is written by an incompetent
一个连咖啡都泡不好的笨蛋 who couldn't make a proper cup of coffee.
安静 在这个法庭 不允许带墨镜 Quiet. And no sunglasses in my court.
拿下来 Um, take them off.
快拿下来 拿下来 Take them off! Take them off!
尊敬的法官 Um, your honor,
Dawn Lucas 将书的前两章发了给20个出版商 dawn Lucas sent the first 2 chapters to 20 publishers.
只要他们其中的一个读了它 As soon as any one of them read it,
这就是事实上的出版 it was de facto published.
出版并不意味着 它已经 Publication doesn't require that the book
摆在了Barnes & Noble 的书架上 is sitting on a shelf at Barnes & noble.
所以在星巴克每个有笔记本电脑的人 So every person in Starbucks with a laptop
都是作家么 is a published author?
一旦他们按了"发送" 是的 Once they press "Send," Yes.
非传统的论点 但是这个逻辑是正确的 An unorthodox argument, but the logic is sound.
撤销被否决了 Motion to dismiss denied.
明天见 I'll see you all tomorrow.
太好了 Nice.
你有机会了 You might have a shot.
你...喷了太多古龙水 You... too much cologne.
你闻起来像纽约的出租车后座 You smell like the back of a new York cab.
而且你...明天不要抱怨 And you... tomorrow, try not to whine.
这令人烦躁 It's grating.
我刚刚为咱们赢得了庭审的机会 I just got us a trial.
是么 吹嘘么 Really? Bragging?
突然 我很怀念那些抱怨 Suddenly, I'm nostalgic for the whining.
她很有魅力 是吧 为她做点什么 Jane Charming, isn't she? Do something about her, Jane.
如果她的律师不喜欢她 If her own lawyer doesn't like her,
那陪审团就会恨她 the jury's gonna hate her.
"请证人回答问题"这很荒谬 Will the witness please answer the question? That's ridiculous!
她咀嚼时会发出很大的声响 she was a loud chewer.
我不能在这么多噪声下集中注意力 I couldn't focus with all of the noise.
我必须要禁止她吃任何会发出嘎吱或者清脆声音的食物 I had to forbid her to eat anything crunchy or crispy.
就是这样 你在藐视法庭 That's it! You're in contempt.
Ellie 如果你在法庭上像这样突然爆发 Ellie, if you explode like that in court,
你就正中他们下怀了 you play right into their hands.
你要表现的这些问题不会困扰你 So you need to act like the questions don't bother you.
我正等着呢 律师 I'm waiting, counselor.
Tannen 女士 你有没有让 Lucas 女士去 Nordstrom (美国高档连锁百货店) Ms. Tannen, did you send Ms. Lucas to nordstrom
脱掉一个人造模特的衣服 to remove a mannequin's clothing
只是因为那模特正穿着 Donna Karan 的衣服 (美国著名服装品牌) simply because it was displaying Donna Karan?
Donna Karan 是一个美名远扬的家政老师 Donna Karan is a glorified home-ec teacher.
好吧 真的 真的接近了 Okay, really, really close.
一个更好的回答应该是 A better response might have been,
这些衣服已经过时了 uh, "The clothes were out of season,
而且我是在帮助 Nordstrom 保持流行 and I was helping nordstrom stay current."
或许我可以帮忙 Maybe I can help.
当我被问到让我火大的问题的时候 When I'm asked a question that pisses me off,
我首先要微笑 把头偏向左边 I first smile, tilt my head to the left,
在我回答之前暗想着"咬我吧" and quietly think "Bite me" Before I answer.
每当我妈妈问我什么时候结婚 我都是这么做的 I do it every time my mother asks when I'm getting married.
好吧 再 再试试 Okay, l-l-let's try again.
那么 我是对方律师 然后我要问... So, I'm opposing counsel, and I'm going to ask...
Tannen 女士 你拒绝让 Dawn Lucas Ms. Tannen, is it true that you refused to allow dawn lucas
参加她祖母的葬礼是真的么 to attend her grandmother's funeral?
没有 No.
我只是对 Dawn 说她有工作要做 I merely told dawn there was work to be done,
如果她不在她的位置上 那么其他人会做 and if she wasn't at her desk, then somebody else would do it.
所以 你认为这本书是在歪曲事实 So, you claim that this book is a misrepresentation.
- 是的 - 那这个呢 Yes. What about this?
Ellie 瞄了一下我的服装 "Ellie took one look at my outfit
对我说应该去烧掉它 "And told me it needed to be burned
她会把它点燃 "And that she would set it on fire
不管我是不是正穿着它 "Whether I was wearing it or not.
我回家去换了套服装 "I went home to change outfits,
在我离开的时候她就扣我工资 and she docked my pay while I was gone."
你能回想起这件事么 Do you recall this incident?
是的 I do.
你要理解如果我的员工穿着没有品位 You must understand that if my employees dress without taste,
就会显的我"很糟" that reflects "Badly" On me.
你为什么要扣她工资 Why did you dock her pay?
这是为了对那些在工作时 It was only fair to my employees
穿着适当的员工公平 who were at work and dressed appropriately.
听起来很合理 Sounds reasonable.
不是一个工作中的"独裁者" Not the work of a "Tyrant"
或是"暴君"或是"坏巫婆" or a "Rage-a-holic" Or a "Spiteful witch."
那些是我的引用 她的话 Those are my air quotes, her words.
Tannen 女士 为什么 Lucas 女士会写这样的不实的事情 Ms. Tannen, why would Ms. Lucas write such misrepresentations?
人都会嫉妒 People can be jealous.
他们没有意识到达到我现在的成就 They don't realize it takes talent, hard work,
需要天资 苦干和奉献 and great personal sacrifice to achieve what I've achieved.
当他们做不到 When they can't cut it,
他们就要毁掉别人的 they have to cut down those who do.
Allison 别紧张 Allison, don't be nervous.
你不会呆很久的 You won't be on the stand long.
很好 我见到 Walters 夫妇的时间越短越好 Great. The less I see of the Walters, the better.
我将要问你关于遗传的问题... I'm gonna ask you questions about your genetics...
具体来说 你的 DNA more specifically, your DNA.
只要你的染色体证实你仍是男人 Since your chromosomes are still male,
法庭将会认识到 the court should be forced to recognize...
当然不是 absolutely not.
我不是男人 我不会说我是的 I'm not a man. I won't say that I am.
我们不是有意冒犯 Uh, we don't mean to be offensive,
但是 每个相关的案子 but every relevant case
都对变性人不利 has ruled against the transgendered person.
这个 DNA 的论据可以让我们有机会去回避避这个问题 The DNA argument just gives us a chance to dodge that issue.
我不介意我的 DNA 是怎么样的 I don't care what my DNA says.
这只是一个合理的策略 It's just a legal strategy.
听着 当我变性的时候 Look, when I transitioned,
Melanie 一直是支持我的 Melanie stood by me every step of the way.
如果说我是男人 就会把我们所经历的一切都否定了 By saying I'm a man denies everything that we went through.
拜托 用别的方法吧 Please, find another way.
我很兴奋 这个工作是真是美梦成真 I was so excited. The job was a dream come true.
我一直热爱时尚 I've always loved fashion.
在我8岁生日的时候 For my 8th birthday,
我要求妈妈帮我订购 Vogue. I asked my mom for a subscription to "Vogue."
我第一天来工作 我就把这个故事告诉了 Ellie My first day on the job, I told Ellie that story.
那她是什么反应 And what was her response?
她叫我去烦别人 She told me to bore someone else.
这肯定很伤人 Ooh. That must have hurt.
是的 Yes.
但是我不想放弃 But I didn't want to quit.
所以 为了把这些都说出来 我开始写日志 So, to let it all out, I started a journal.
一天 我一个在出版社工作的朋友 One day, a friend of mine who works in publishing
读了我的一部分日志 建议我写一个方案 read some of it and suggested I write a proposal.
所以你并没有恶意 So you had no malicious intent?
反对 辩方律师利用他的客户说出 Objection... counsel's putting big legal words
法律词汇 in his little client's mouth.
你为什么写这本书 Why did you write the book?
这是一种减压方式 It was therapeutic.
当你的工作没有如你所愿时总会感到很难过 It's sad when your dream job doesn't live up to your dreams.
对 没错 Yes, it is.
我的当事人复印了一份你的简历给我 My client gave me a copy of your resume.
是你入职的时候提交的 That you submitted to get the job.
我打电话给过服装学院 I called the fashion institute,
但是他们说没有你的记录 and they don't have you on record.
但我是旁听生 Oh. I audited.
Mitchell Hasting 是谁 Who is Mitchell Hastings?
一个朋友 A friend.
他还是你文学经纪人吧 And he's also your literary Agent?
是的 Yes.
Hstings 先生通常不会提拔一个文学新手 And Mr. Hastings doesn't usually take on first-time authors,
但是你带着你那绝妙的想法去找他了 对么 but you came to him with a great idea, didn't you?
我有很多的想法 I have a lot of ideas.
是时候说实话了 Dawn It's time to come clean, dawn.
你有没有告诉过别人你会在 Ellie Tannen 那里得到一份工作 Didn't you pitch that you would get a job with Ellie Tannen,
为她做事 然后写一本关于她的书 work for her, and then write a tell-all?
没有 真的么 No. Really?
因为你的经纪人在你为 Ellie 工作以前 Because your Agent called publishers
曾经打电话给出版商们 before you began working for Ellie
看看他们是否对这样的一本书有兴趣 to see if there was even interest in such a book.
我不知道 I don't know.
一旦出版商们有兴趣 And once the publishers gave the go-ahead,
是不是就是你去为 Ellie 做事的时候 isn't that when you set out to land a job with Ellie?
反对 这是在质问 Objection... badgering.
不好意思 法官大人 Excuse me, your honor.
我会用一种轻柔的 没有质问的语气来再问一遍 I'll ask it again in a nicer, non-badgering voice.
你听听我讲得对不对 Isn't it true
你只是蒙混过关然后得到了这份工作 that you took this job under false pretenses,
纯粹是为了写一本关于 Ellie Tannen 的书并且以此来诋毁她 solely to write a tell-all and destroy Ellie Tannen?
我 uh I, uh...
我 I...
Jane Jane Jane, Jane.
怎么了 What?
我感觉很难受 我想休息一下 I feel sick. I need a break.
再等一下 Dawn 快要说出实话了 Take a tums. Dawn's about to crumble.
拜托 Please.
我感觉非常不舒服 I feel faint.
休庭10分钟 10-minute recess.
前几周完全就是一种折磨 The last few weeks have been torture.
审判一直拖到现在 The trial has been very draining.
让一下 让一下 Excuse me. Excuse me.
所以我想以自己的宽容之心 So it is with a heavy heart
撤销对这件案子的控诉 that I decided to drop the case.
我只是希望没有人会在法院的判决中受伤 I just hope no one tors in areads that trash.Court case.
你在哪里 Where are you?
这是我的手 There is my hand.
我想尽力抓到 Ellie 然后让她不要再说下去了 I'm trying to get to Ellie so that I can strangle her.
你知道么 我给她的电话和邮箱中都留了言 You know, I've left her phone messages and e-mails,
但是她就是没有回音 and she just won't respond.
我只是不明白到底怎么回事 I just don't understand what happened.
你被甩了 在电视上 You were dumped... on television.
这就像是"单身汉" It's just like "The bachelor,"
没有了那些无关紧要的浴缸戏一样 without all those gratuitous jacuzzi scenes.
对 但是我们至少知道 Jason 为什么甩掉 Melissa Yeah, but we know why Jason dumped Melissa,
但是我完全不知道 Ellie 为什么甩掉我 and I have no idea why Ellie dumped me.
Hank 来了 Oh! It's Hank.
现在 振作起来 你要约会了 Now, pull yourself together. You've got a date.
好了 Fred 准备晚餐 Okay. Fred, dinner!
Hank Hank!
我带了酒 I brought wine.
和 一个女伴 And...A-a date.
这是我女朋友 Jasmine Uh, this is my girlfriend, Jasmine.
Hi.
进来吧 Come in.
不好意思 I'm sorry.
Ohh!
嘿 各位 Hank 带了酒过来 Hey, everyone, um, Hank brought wine
和他的女朋友 Jasmine and his girlfriend, Jasmine.
Hi
我去再拿一个盘子 I'll get another plate.
过来 Come on.
Jasmine 你是做什么的 So, Jasmine, what do you do?
我 我是一个法庭记录员 I-I'm a court reporter...
好几次都在你辩护的法庭中记录 ...Oftentimes in your court.
不好意思 当然 Sorry. Of course.
你干的很出色 Um, you are very good at your job.
你打字速度超快 You type very fast.
Jasmine 我有个问题 Jasmine, I have a question.
我们为什么需要法庭记录员 Why do we need court reporters?
如果把他们都录下来不是更方便么 Wouldn't it be easier to just record everything?
我的意思是 那个 现在技术很发达 I mean, the... the technology's been with us for ages.
所以你觉得我的工作没什么用咯 So, you don't think that my job is important?
我不是这个意思 Um... I didn't say that.
好的 Okay.
你是一个助理 对吧 You're an assistant. Okay.
所以我在想你花了整天的时间来冲咖啡 So I'm guessing that you spend your days making coffee,
复印 讲点废话 xeroxing, taking crap.
现在 这些 这些听起来才是重要的 Now, that... that sounds important!
Mekka lekka hi mekka hiney ho
Oh...
这是什么 是pee-wee[荒唐小混蛋奇遇记主人公] What was that? It's pee-wee!
我知道你 但我是什么 I know you are, but what am I?
我知道你 但我呢 I know you are, but what am I?
我知道你 但我是什么 I know you are, but what am I?
是无限 Infinity!
好了 Hank 宝贝 Okay, Hank, honey.
她知道pee-wee她知道 哈 She knows pee-wee! Yeah, she does! Ha!
他一疯起来就爱学pee-wee He does the pee-wee thing when he gets nervous
要么是过度兴奋要么是 突然疯起来 or overly excited or - or turned on.
他太有趣了 你从没告诉过我 He's so much fun. You never told me.
谁还要葡萄酒 Okay, who'd like more wine?
少给你点 Yeah, a little less for you.
"葡萄酒" 她说了暗号 "Wine"? She said the secret word!
他和我在一起 宝贝 He's with me, honey.
什么 What? Yeah.
你认为我是在挑逗他 Oh, you think I'm flirting with him.
不 No.
真的 因为我这看上去明明就是啊 Really? 'Cause from right here, it sure looks like it.
不 不 不 你不明白 No, no, no, you don't understand.
Jane 应该和 Hank 调调情的 Jane is supposed to be flirting with Hank.
什么 为什么 为什么 What? Why? Why?
别担心 没人 没人和他调情... Um...Never mind. No. No one flirts with Hank...
...除了 Hank 美丽的 ...Except Hank's beautiful,
打字很快的女朋友 Jasmine 以外 Fast-typing girlfriend, Jasmine.
上帝 Oh, God.
这难道是伪装成餐会的 Was... was this supposed to be a date
一次约会吗 disguised as a dinner party?
看 是我的错 Oh. See, that's my fault.
因为 看 Jane 做了一个关于Hank的梦... 'Cause, see, Jane had this dream about Hank...
不 嘘嘘... no, shh! Ohh.
好的 Hank 我们现在得离开了 Oh. Okay. Hank, we are leaving.
- 你作了关于我的梦 - 现在就走 Hank You had a dream about me? Now, Hank.
好的 Okay.
宝贝 宝贝 Honey. Honey!
真抱歉 I'm so sorry.
我知道你 但是我呢 I know you are, but what am I?
早上好 Good morning.
早上好 Who says?
看看 Hotstyles 网的头条 Check out the lead story on hotstyles.Net.
我讨厌时尚博客 I hate that fashion blog.
你知道吗 我刚买了双罗马绑带鞋 You know, they claimed the gladiator sandal was dead
第二天他们就说过时了 one day after I bought my new pair.
头条是关于 Ellie 的 The lead story is about Ellie.
她刚刚为普通妇女发布了一个新的打折系列 She just announced a discount line for the everyday woman.
Ellie 可从不打折 Ellie doesn't do discount.
读 Read.
Teri 把我早上的计划取消 我要出去 Teri, cancel my morning. I gotta go.
我就知道你会这么说 I thought you'd say that.
Allison 你和 Melanie Allison, did you and Melanie
是以夫妻关系共同填报的退税吗 file your tax returns jointly as a married couple?
是的 Yes.
国税局兑现你的退税吗 Did the irs cash the checks you wrote?
他们一直兑现 They most certainly did.
Melanie 在你的医疗保险中是作为你的配偶填报的吗 Was Melanie listed as your spouse on your health insurance?
是的 Yes.
你们和移动电话公司签署了家庭套餐对吗 Were you under a family plan with your cellphone company?
是的 Yes.
没有疑问的话 联邦政府 So, without question, the federal government
和跨国公司 and multinational corporations
承认你和 Melanies 是夫妻对吧 recognized you and Melanie as a married couple?
他们承认 They did.
谢谢 Thank you.
我希望你读一下加利福尼亚州家庭法案中的 I'd like you to read from the California family code,
第300节 section 300.
"婚姻是一种由民事契约 "Marriage is a personal relation
所确定的一个男性和一个女性之间的私人关系" arising out of a civil contract between one man and one woman."
Webb 女士 Melanie 是什么性别 Ms. Webb, what gender was Melanie?
女性 A woman.
那你又是什么性别 And what gender are you?
女性 A woman.
谢谢 Thank you.
Meh 我们能做的更好 Meh. We can do better.
意大利丝绸怎么样 What about the Italian silk?
有人来了 Company.
Jane...
你从来就没想过要赢这场官司 对不对 You never wanted to win this case, did you?
这次的整个诉讼就是一场浩大的公关行动 This whole lawsuit was one giant publicity stunt.
你被解雇了 而我在工作 You were fired, and I am working.
我知道怎么回事了 I figured it out.
你的打折服装系列十一月八日就要推出 See, your discount clothing line is available November 8th.
就在 Dawn Lucas 新书发行一周之后 That's one week after dawn Lucas's book is released.
真的 我可没头绪 Really? I had no idea.
你不是想阻止新书发行 You didn't want to stop the book.
你是想为它造势 You wanted to promote it.
Hugo 走 Hugo, shoo.
你看 妈妈们都想穿我的系列 Look, moms want to wear my line,
但是她们的女儿们就不是太感兴趣 but their daughters could care less.
我不是一般年轻女孩喜爱的设计师 I'm not on the hot list for the everyday gal.
但是 Dawn 写了这本书 But then dawn wrote the book,
并且拜诉讼所赐 我又重新流行了 and thanks to the lawsuit, I'm relevant again.
但是当你开始在诉讼中占据上风之后 But then you started to win in the court,
书好像真的有可能发行不了了 and it looked like the book wasn't gonna be published,
所以我就只好让你消停了 so I had to pull your plug.
等一下 Wait a minute.
你雇佣我的时候 你认为我赢不了 So, when you hired me, you didn't think I'd win.
你选我是因为你认为我是个失败者 You picked me because you thought I was a loser?
亲爱的 我不需要一个好律师 Darling, I didn't need a good lawyer.
我需要一个傀儡 I needed someone I could push around.
而你走过来 拼命证明你就是 And you walked in, so desperate to be liked.
结果是 你证明你做律师做得太好了 Turns out, you're too good of a lawyer.
我猜是我判断错误 还有什么问题 Guess I misjudged. Anything else?
不 你解释的非常清楚 No. You've been perfectly clear.
跟我进来 Walk with me.
但是 Kim 要一个削了皮 去了核 切了片的的苹果 But, uh, Kim needs her apple, peeled, cored, and sliced.
我觉得我好蠢 Fred I feel so stupid, fred.
你的智商是 140 我可以确定你 你不是... You have an I.Q. Of 140. I can assure you, you are not...
Ellie 雇佣我是因为她认为我会输了这案子 Ellie hired me because she thought I'd lose the case.
这毫无根据 That doesn't make sense.
我被雇佣是因为 Deb 一个容易受控制的人 I got the client by being Deb, a complete pushover.
我被解雇是因为 Jane 一个聪明而坚定的人 And I got fired by being Jane, smart and persistent.
这很好 你给了 Jane 一些色彩 This is good. So y-you're giving Jane some props.
但你...同时也低估了 Deb but you...You are underestimating Deb
怎么 How?
我们都到这来的原因是 她按了"转世"的按钮 We both ended up here because she hit the "Return" Button
而且让整个宇宙失常 and sent the entire universe into disarray.
Deb 可不是容易受控制的人 Deb was not a pushover.
嗯 关键时刻我还是果断的唉 Well, I did have my moments.
嗯 是啊 Mm-hmm. Yeah.
我要是不把苹果给 Kim And if I don't get to Kim with her apple,
她就得自己削了 she's gonna have one of hers.
- 哦 - 啥 Ooh! Mmm. Wh...
什么 一块她发现不了 what? She's not gonna miss one slice.
Grayson 嗨 Grayson? Hey.
你只有在紧张和失落的时候才折纸的 You only do origami when you are stressed or upset.
等一下 你怎么... Wait. How did...
我注意到了 出什么事了 I've noticed. W-what's wrong?
这个案子我们要失败了 这不对头 We're losing this case, and it's not right.
我听说了你的案子 I've heard about your case.
我没注意到你这么在意这个 I didn't realize you felt so strongly.
一开始是不太在意 Well, it took me a while,
但后来我发现这案子的意义在于一件事 but I realize it's only about one thing.
赢了它 Winning the case?
比这可重要多了 Ohh, it goes way beyond that.
是关于我们每个人都在寻找的答案 It's about something everyone searches for
但只有一部分人找到了 but only some of us find.
就像完美的黑色酒会礼服 Oh, like the perfect black cocktail dress.
是的 Yes!
是真爱 No. It's true love.
我知道 I know.
Yeah.
你是正确的 You're absolutely right.
她们在艰难困苦中守在一起所共同经历的 What these two went through - and they stayed together...
让她们相信真爱可以战胜一切 makes you believe love can conquer all.
而且没人能够把真爱从她们身边夺走 And nobody should be able to take that away from them.
我同意 I agree.
Grayson 在 Littleton 和 Prange 诉讼案中 Grayson, in Littleton vs. Prange,
Christine Littleton 的婚姻被判无效难道不是 wasn't christie Littleton's marriage invalidated
因为她在出生证明中被登记为男性 because she was identified as a male on her birth certificate
而她不能与同性结婚吗 and she couldn't marry another male?
- 是的 但是这没什么帮助 - 不 事实上 有帮助 Yeah, it's not helpful. No, actually, it might be.
Littleton 坚持 在法律上 Littleton held that, legally,
性别是由出生证明上那个被打勾的 gender is determined by which box is marked
选项决定的 对吧 on the birth certificate, right?
是的 但是 Allison 可不会让我们以她是男人为论据 Yeah, but Allison won't let us argue that she's a man.
你不需要这样做 You don't have to.
运用 Littleton 案的法律逻辑 Apply the logic of Littleton.
如果出生证明是决定因素 If the birth certificate is controlling,
你当事人的婚姻就是合法的 your client was legally married.
这是双赢 It's a win-win.
政府用一份出生证明毁掉了一场婚姻 The state used a birth certificate to destroy a marriage.
你可以用它去确认一场婚姻 You can use it to validate one.
我会尽力去试的 谢谢你 Jane I'll give it a shot. Thanks, Jane.
嗯... 任何有关真爱的事 Well... anything for true love.
Yeah.
来杯 "抱歉" Pomtini "I'm sorry" Pomtini?
谢谢 Thanks.
Wow.
你肯定是非常愧疚 You must be really sorry.
Mm-hmm.
我又学到一课 I have learned my lesson.
有时一个有关澳洲猛男秀 Sometimes a dream about thunder from down under
和法警 Hank 的梦只是... and Hank the bailiff is just...
一个有关澳洲猛男秀和法警 Hank 的梦 A dream about thunder from down under and Hank the bailiff.
你知道吗 你只是尽力想帮我 You know what? You were just trying to be helpful.
我希望我不要给 Hank 添太多麻烦 I hope I didn't mess things up for Hank.
我在法庭遇到他了 I ran into him at court.
他说那是他过的最棒的一晚 He said it was the best night of his life.
加油 Hank Go, Hank.
- 你在等人 - 不 You expecting someone? No.
Hmm.
是 Ellie It's Ellie.
不 No.
噢 上帝 我还穿着背心 Oh, my God, I'm wearing sweats.
别离开我 Don't leave me.
Tannen 女士 Ms. Tannen.
我要私下和你谈谈 I need to speak with you in private.
假装我是空气 Pretend I'm not here.
好-的 我只是要回我的小窝... O-kay. I just need to go to my room...
...再把这些背心换了 ...And change out of these sweats
它们都过季啦 that are so last season.
是的 请吧 别客气 Yes, please, make yourself at home.
你让我改变主意了 I've changed my mind.
我要重回法庭 I want to go back to court
阻止这本书的发行 and stop the publication of this book.
真的 你还有其他的要推广的东西吗 Really? Did you have something else you wanted to promote?
我的事做完了 Ellie I'm done, Ellie.
我们还有协议 你还为我工作 You're on retainer. You still work for me.
不论有没协议... Retainer or not...
我都有个字要对你说... I have one word for you...
不 no.
Hugo 拿到了那本书的剩余部分的复印件 Hugo got a copy of the rest of the book.
有些事情我不想让大家知道 There are things I don't want the world to know,
有些事情他们不能知道 things they can't know.
比如说 Like what?
这有关系吗 Does it matter?
有 如果你需要我的帮助 Yeah. If you want my help.
Jane 我要瞎了 Jane, I'm going blind.
我得了眼睛退化的病 I have a degenerative eye disease...
Stargardt 综合症 Steingardt's syndrome.
Hugo 帮我选布料和颜色 Hugo helps me pick out the fabrics and the colors,
但那些观念和设计都是我的 but the concepts and designs are all mine.
我不知道 Dawn 是怎么发现的 I have no idea how dawn found out.
所以 你的 你的墨镜 So, your... your glasses...
让他们认为我戴墨镜是为了掩饰我的想法吧 let them think that I wear them to hide my thoughts.
事实是 我的眼睛对光敏感 感到很痛 The truth is, my eyes are painfully sensitive to light.
好吧 Okay.
如果你不帮我 我的事业就完了 If you don't help me, my career will be over.
我需要你 I need you.
我认为她放弃了这个案子 I thought she dropped this case
现在她想要一个禁止旁听的法庭 and now she wants a closed courtroom?
这是不是你的另一个把戏 Is this another one of your stunts?
如果这是个把戏 我会邀请 TMZ 去展览馆(TMZ 美国八卦网站) If this were a stunt, I'd be inviting TMZ into the gallery.
我想要提供的信息 The information I intend to introduce
是敏感 私人的 is of a sensitive, personal nature.
Resnick 先生 这个案子没有正式结束 Mr. Resnick, this case was not officially dismissed,
我也同意取消陪审团和听众 and I don't have a problem excusing the jury or the public.
我也希望有个安静的环境 I could use the quiet.
法官大人 就这一点 我们要重新召 Dawn Lucas 到证人席 Your honor, at this point, we recall dawn Lucas to the stand.
Lucas 女士 在你的未出版的手稿 Ms. Lucas, in the final chapter
的最后一章 of your unpublished manuscript,
你透露了我的客户的健康问题 对吗 you reveal my client's health issues, isn't that true?
对 我的出版商很兴奋 Yes. My publisher is very excited.
那当然 I'm sure.
你是怎么知道 Tannen 的健康问题的 So how did you learn about Ms. Tannen's medical problems?
Oh 我是她的助手 Oh. I was her assistant.
我能听到办公室附近的闲话 I heard things around the office.
但 Tannen 女士从不在办公室讲她的情况 But Ms. Tannen never spoke of her condition at the office.
我想呈送证据 A Hmm. I would like to submit exhibit "A"...
由 Tannen 女士签名同意提供的表格 release forms signed by Ms. Tannen
包括她的私人病例 to obtain her private medical records.
只是 签名不是 Tannen 女士 Only the signature is not Ms. Tannen's.
那是伪造的 It's a forgery.
反对 没有根据 Objection... no foundation.
法官大人 我有一个笔迹鉴定专家可以来验证 Your honor, I have a handwriting expert ready to verify
Dawn Lucas 伪造了我的客户的签名 that dawn Lucas forged my client's signature.
我也有来自医院的收据来证明 Also, I have a receptionist from the hospital that will testify
Dawn Lucas 拿到了那些文件 that dawn Lucas picked up those files.
如果地方检察官 希望对伪造起诉 If the d.A. Wants to prosecute for forgery,
那是他的决定 that's his decision,
但就这个案子来说 but as far as this case is concerned,
她没有显示说谎 she has not shown falsity.
也许是这样 Maybe so.
但是将私人的事实对公众透露是可起诉的 But public disclosure of private facts is actionable,
所以我修改我的起诉 so I'm amending my complaint.
公开披露不适用于这种情况 Public disclosure doesn't apply here
因为 Tannen 女士是名人 because Ms. Tannen is a public figure.
她不能如普通人一样 享有隐私 She doesn't enjoy the same right to privacy as us common folk.
他是对的 法官大人 Tannen 女士是名人 He's right, your honor. Ms. Tannen is a public figure.
人们喜欢关于名人的有料的传闻 And people love juicy gossip about public figures.
完全有罪 Totally guilty.
但是 因为这个新的一章 However, with these new chapters,
Dawn Lucas 已经做的过分了 dawn Lucas crossed the line.
只是因为有些东西是真实的 Just because something is true
并不给你出版这本书的权利 does not give you the right to publish it.
著名的人 恶人 或者著名的恶人 Famous people, nasty people, or famously nasty people
仍然有一些隐私的权利 still have some rights to privacy.
你可以恨 Tannen 女士 Now, you can hate Ms. Tannen,
但那并不给你去毁掉她的权利 but that does not give you the right to destroy her.
在这个法庭里有一个真正卑鄙的女人 There is a genuinely mean woman in this room.
但那不是我的客户 But it is not my client.
Allison Webb 是个挚爱的配偶 忠诚的搭档 Allison webb was a devoted spouse and committed partner.
但我们正在决定是否剥夺 Yet we're deciding whether to strip her
她合法拥有配偶的财产的权利 of her rightful title to her partner's possessions.
为什么 And why?
因为我们不知道怎么去称呼她 Because we don't know what to call her.
你已经问了法律 You've asked for law.
法律的庄严 Well, the majesty of the law
是我们能将它的法则用到每个人身上 is that we apply its principles to everyone.
在 Littleton 诉 Prange 案中 一个 Texas 法庭 In Littleton v. Prange, a Texas court
拒绝把她的丈夫的利益分配给 Christie Littleton denied christie Littleton her husband's benefits
因为她的出生证明上表示她是个男的 because her birth certificate listed her as male
她和一个男的结了婚 and she was married to a man.
我们的观点是 法官大人 Our point exactly, your honor.
法庭认为他们是相同性别的配偶 The court held they were a same-sex couple.
虽然我的客户是女的 Although my client is a woman,
她的出生证明上说她是男的 her birth certificate says "Male."
根据 Littleton 案的逻辑 By the logic of Littleton,
根据第300节 她有资格作为一个配偶 she qualifies under section 300 as a spouse.
那不是判决准则 That's not the ruling.
但那符合逻辑 But it is the logic.
不管是否有先例 这都很有说服力 Precedent or no, it's persuasive.
法官大人 Texas 的法律在这里没有作为判例的价值 Your honor, Texas law has no precedential value here.
那是由我决定的 That's for me to decide.
我将做出对 Webb 女士有利的裁决 I'm finding for Ms. Webb.
什么 What?!
你们对判决不服提出上诉 那正是我所希望的 Should you appeal my decision, it's my hope
你们去找另一个认为 判定两个人是否可以相爱 you get another judge who believes it's not our job
不属于我们工作范畴的法官吧 to judge whether two people can be in love.
谢谢 Thank you.
依法判决 毫无疑问 There's little question, under the law,
我不能阻止 Lucas 女士的书的出版 that I cannot stop the publication of Ms. Lucas's book.
抱 抱歉 I-I'm so sorry.
然而 我虽然否定了"禁令救济" So, while I'm denying injunctive relief,
我发现这其中有公开披露隐私的事实 I do find the work does publicly disclose private facts,
因此 我对每个披露的损失 判予 and, therefore, I'm awarding damages for each disclosure,
每本书28元赔偿 $28 a book.
可是 这本书的售价才27啊 But the book sells for $27.
如果出版商一本亏一块钱的话 If the publisher loses a dollar a copy,
他们怎么还会卖我的书啊 why would they sell my book?
我想 他们不会了 My guess, they won't.
好吧 那我可以写文章啊 Fine. I can write articles.
我一直有接到巡回演说的邀请 I've been offered a speaking tour.
很多人会花钱来听这些消息 Plenty of people will pay me for this information.
如果我是你的话 我会小心点 I'd be careful, if I were you.
我猜 Bingum 女士已经把伪造签名的事情 I assume Ms. Bingum has yet to inform the d.A.
告诉地区检察官了吧 Of the forgery?
还没有 法官大人 Not yet, your honor.
但如果 Lucas 女士按照她的威胁行事的话 我肯定会的 But if Ms. Lucas acts on her threats, I most certainly will.
噢 你作为一个时尚专家 Oh, and being the fashion expert that you are,
肯定知道穿着橘黄色的囚服... I'm sure you know orange prison jump suits...
不那么好看吧 not that flattering.
结束了 That's all, people.
休庭 We're adjourned.
真不知道如何感谢你才好 I can't thank you enough.
有点...太... It's just...Beyond.
打扰一下 Excuse me...
哦 Walters 先生 什么事 oh. Mr. Walters, can we help you?
我想和 Allison 谈谈 I'd like to speak with Allison.
求你了 Please.
就一分钟 It'll only take a minute.
好吧 Okay.
我们夫妻俩 我们 My wife and I... we...
我们从来看法都不一致 we never saw eye-to-eye on...
我多希望 Melanie 死前能够了解 I wish Melanie would've known that.
我永远不能原谅自己 I can never forgive myself
抛弃了自己的女儿 for turning my back on my daughter.
现在我再也见不到她了 Now I'll never see her again.
谢谢你 让她幸福 Thank you... for making her happy.
这个是我母亲的 This was my mother's.
我本想把它给 Melanie I wanted to give it to Melanie.
但是我现在想把它送给你 But I want you to have it...
如果你能接受 If you would.
我会一直戴着的 I'll never take it off.
这个怎么搭配都好看的 It goes with everything.
你怎么就这么闯进来了 You can't just barge in here.
恩 我就闯进来了 怎么着 Well, I just did, didn't I?
Jane Tannen 女士找你 Jane, Ms. Tannen to see you.
哦 你还有案子要我办吗 Uh...You have another case for me?
拜托 不是 法庭太没劲了 Please, no. Court is so drab.
就是啊 他们需要做的只是换换灯光罢了 I know. All they need to do is change the lighting.
有什么可难的啊 I mean, is that so hard?
Jane 我从来不介意别人怎么看我 Jane, I never care what people think about me.
随便他们叫我"贱人"还是"毒妇"还是 Let them call me "Mean" Or "Dragon lady" Or...
ELLIE 女魔头 "Cru-ellie de Vil."
我就是随口一说 I was just saying.
我是想说 My point is...
我在乎你的看法 I care what you think.
哦 我想 Well, I think...
你卖服装或者是开时装店 That you don't need to be so mean
不用那么小气吧 to sell clothes or run a fashion house.
我不是说要做个好欺负的人 但有个方法 I'm not saying be a pushover, but there is a way...
别说了 stop talking!
看 小气样又来了 See, that was a little mean.
那这个送你 So I can give you this.
哦 好像也没那么小气嘛 Well, maybe not so mean.
真是太棒了 It's gorgeous.
独一无二的 就像 It's one-of-a-kind, just like...
我一样 ...Me.
再会 Toodles.
嘿 Hey.
恭喜啊 我听说了 Congrats. I just heard.
哦 也恭喜你 Oh. Kudos to you, as well.
额 没你的帮助我也赢不了的 Well, I couldn't have done it without your help.
我把这个给你带来了 Here, I brought you this.
谢谢 Thanks.
知道吗 我为 Allison 高兴 You know, I'm happy for Allison.
真爱无敌 Love conquered all.
你真的坚信这点 是吗 You really believe in that, don't you?
Allison 变成了女人 而 Melanie 仍然爱她 Allison became a woman, and Melanie still loved her.
她们的爱超越了肉体 Their connection transcended their physical bodies.
所谓灵魂伴侣 就是如此啊 It's the definition of soul mates.
是啊 Yeah.
Grayson Um, Grayson...
有件事我一直想告诉你 There's something that I have wanted to tell you,
也许 终于 是时候该说了 and maybe, finally, now is the right time.
好啊 Okay.
哎 这比我想的有点难说啊 Well, this is a little harder than I thought it was gonna be.
你看 我不是 See, I'm not...
Jane 我需要帮忙 快点 Jane! I need you, right now.
急事 It's an emergency.
好 Okay.
麻烦回避下好吗 It's kind of private.
好 没问题 Okay. Yeah, no problem.
我们明天再说 I will talk to you tomorrow.
好吧 Sure.
你在做什么啊 多好的机会啊 What are you doing? That was perfect.
我终于要告诉他我就是 Deb 了 I was finally gonna tell him that I'm Deb, and...
哦 你就是因为这个出现的 Which is why you showed up.
这是我的工作 That's my job.
你不能告诉任何人你是谁 尤其是 Grayson You can't tell anybody who you are, especially Grayson.
不 Grayson 相信真爱胜过一切 No, Grayson believes that love conquers all,
这意味着有一线生机 so that means there's a chance...
Jane 我不是说你和 Grayson 不是灵魂伴侣 Jane, I'm not saying that you and Grayson aren't soul mates,
但他必须爱上的是你 but he has to fall in love with you,
不是因为你告诉他你是 Deb not because you tell him you're Deb,
而是因为他爱上的是你这个人 but because he loves you as you are now.
那如果... But what if...
嘿 Hey...
你相信真爱无敌吗 Do you believe that love conquers all?
我愿意这么想 I want to.
真的 I really do.
如果你们真的有缘的话 Then if he's meant to be with you,
让他爱上你这个人吧
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