《拉字至上》前情回顧
Previously on The L Word
明天晚上 你將遍佈每個角落
Tomorrow night, there's gonna be you, everywhere
你是我們最新的萬人迷
You are our newest girl.
我覺得你是個好人
I think you are an amazing woman.
別說那些客套話了
Just stops before you get to the "but".
我跟Hazel斷絕關繫了 只是不確定 是否 該告訴 Kit
I broke it off with hazel. I don't know whether talk to kit
你會傷了她的心 並且毀了她對你的信任
Well, see, you can break her heart and destroy trust in you
Megan Reed在抱怨 因為有人想告Mitch 在陞遷上的不公
Megan reed made a complaint. She's thinking about suing Mitch
她是個蠢貨
She's a stupid bitch!
- Mitch歧視女員工 - 你怎麼知道的?
- Mitch doesn't support women. - How do you know that?
因為他曾這樣歧視過我
Because he did it to me.
- 那麼 結果如何 - 我今晚手氣不錯
- So, what's the verdict? - I'm feeling lucky tonight.
- 五萬美元? - 對 你簽了名的
- 50.000 dollars? - Yeah, that's what you signed up for.
但別擔心 還債的方法多著呢
There's more than on way to pay off a debt.
我為你瘋狂
I am so crazy about you.
這是該死的Jenny Schechter 就是我給她做過書評的瘋子
This is Jennifer fucking SchechterIs what I did to her book review.
- Sounder? - 不是我的狗
- Sounder? - That's not my dog.
怎麼能有人做出這種事
How can anybody do something like that.
- 我和Tina共同的孩子 - 我不喜歡孩子 真的
- Me and Tina, we had a baby. - I don't like kids. I don't
- 女士們需要什麼別的嗎? - 不用 結賬吧
- Can i get you ladies anything else? - No, just get the check
我們再試試?
Can we try again?
- 你在部隊裡? - 你有意見嗎?
- You're in the army? - You've got a problem with that?
- 你喜歡女性化的類型 嘍? - 我不想就此結束 Alice
- So you like girly girls, huh? - I don't want it to end, Alice.
我愛上你了
I'm in love with you.
- Phyllis? - 我跟他說我要離婚
- Phyllis? - I told him i wanted a divorce.
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校對&時間軸 夏日的傳說
特效&後期 NE-Kamiya.A
拉字至上 第四季 第7集 "第一課"
The L Word S04E07 "Lesson Number One"
早上好
Good morning.
哦 該死
Oh fuck!
只睡了3個小時
I got 3 hours of sleep.
你讓我筋疲力盡
You're exhausting me.
我們過得很甜蜜（手語）
We had a very sweet time.
是高更?
(後期印象畫派代表人物)
Is it Gauguin?
- 桑達克 - 桑達克
(兒童文學作家、插畫家)
- Sendak. - Sendak!
鬧鐘響了
It's the alarm clock.
我得去上班了
I have to go to work.
你是老闆 你可以遲點
You're the boss. You could be late.
哦 fuck...
Oh fuck...
我想我會愛上你的
I think I could fall in love with you.
你說什麼了麼?
Did you say something?
沒什麼
Nothing.
- 你想進入我? - 是的
- You wanna be inside me? - Yes.
Please please...
Please, please...
我會想你的 Sounder
I'm really gonna miss you, Sounder.
我非常非常抱歉 利用了你
I'm very, very sorry that I used you.
我真的很在乎你 Sounder
I do care about you, Sounder.
我希望你現在 能在一個更好的地方
I hope that you're in a much better place now.
永別了 Sounder
Goodbye, Sounder.
嘿 Jenny
Hey, Jenny.
嘿
Hey.
我喜歡園藝
I like gardening.
- 你讀過了嗎? - 是的
- Did you read it? - Yeah.
聽我說...
Listen...
還沒那麼糟吧 對嗎? 我是說
It's not so bad, right? I mean,
Alice對開頭兒的部分"憤懣不已" 但... 我只是想確定
Alice overreacted to the first installment, but, I mean,
沒有那麼衰 對嗎? - 我不好說 Jenny
This one's not that bad, right? - I don't know, Jenny.
我想 有一些關於Bette的內容 是否過於尖刻了
I mean, there's some stuff about Bette in here that's pretty harsh.
我沒有寫過一個叫Bette的角色
I don't have a character named Bette.
好吧 "Bev"
Okay. "Bev".
無論怎樣 我只是覺得... 你不該就這麼交上去
Whatever. I just... I don't think you should send it.
Bette 是我們這圈裡最瞭解 藝術家是如何創造的
Bette, of all people, understands how artists create.
不會蠢到 撇不開現實的生活與
Bette's not stupid. She understands the difference between
虛構的 文學作品之間的 區別
Reality and fiction.
可人人都知道你的角色 是建立在誰身上的
But everybody knows who your characters are based on.
這樣暴露朋友的隱私是不對的
And it's not right to expose your friends like this.
你為什麼不去你的活動室 做點運動減點肥呢?
Why don't you go back to your studio and lift some weights?
我覺得 你不理解我的小說
I mean, I don't think you understand my story.
隨便你吧...
Whatever.
所有的一切對你來說都是藝術 是嗎?
Everything is an art to you, right?
所有的一切都是渴望
Everything is desire.
- 但渴望不等於一切 - 不是嗎?
- Well, desire can't be everything. - No?
恩 因為還有責任
No. There are responsibilities.
你讓我為你著迷（手語）
You make me for you and fascinating.
等等 我 我
Wait, I, I,
必須去上班了
I have to get to work.
哦 不
Oh no.
不行 我必須得去上班了
No, I do. I have to get to work.
有電話
It's the phone.
喂
Hello?
Phyllis?
你還好嗎 你在哪
Are you okay? Where are you?
我在家
I'm at home.
我沒法去 芝加哥開會
I didn't go to Chicago for a convention.
我真是... 真是... 不知道該如何是好
I just, I don't... I don't know what to do.
我幾乎沒法 拉動我自己 面對現實
I can't seem to pull myself together.
好了 聽著 接下來你要做的是
Here's what you do. I want you go
回到辦公室去
Back into the office.
一個人呆在家對你沒有好處
It's not good for you to be at home alone.
好嗎? 你需要從床上爬起來
Alright? You need to get out of bed.
Phyllis
Phyllis,
原地呆著 別動
Just stay where you are.
我們馬上過來
We're coming over.
嗨...
Hi...
對 那是Jodi Lerner
Yeah, that was Jodi Lerner.
對 她今天早上過來的
Yeah, she came over early this morning.
事實上她是昨晚過來的
Actually she came over last night and
我們一起過的夜
We spent the night together.
我們在交往
We've been seeing each other.
你真是落井下石啊!（手語）
You are bad.
對 她是女同志
Yes, she's a lesbian.
是的 一切都會沒事的 Phyllis 我們馬上就到
Yeah, it's all gonna be okay, Phyllis. We'll be right there.
好的 拜拜
Okay, bye.
你太壞了 你太壞了
You are bad. You are bad.
Helena 我們都有出賣自己的時候
Helena, we've all been whores at one time or another.
有些事是你必不得已的
You got to do what you got to do.
每個人都為了錢做過不光彩的事
Everyone's done things for money they're not proud of.
這並不代表你就出賣了你自己
It doesn't make you a whore.
但她不會為了還賭債
Yeah, but she's not gonna sleep with this woman
而和那女人上床
Just to pay off a gambling debt.
你會嗎
Are you?
我還能怎麼樣 Alice?
What else am I gonna do, Alice?
我
I'm
只好出賣肉體了
Gonna be a whore.
等一下 Helena
Hang on a sec, Helena.
你不是說她相當漂亮嗎?
Didn't you say that she was really beautiful?
- 哦 她美得足以讓人暈眩 - 真的嗎?
- Oh, she's stunning. - Really?
可是為了錢
Does that make any difference?
和再漂亮的女人上床 不都還是味同嚼蠟麼
If I'm fucking a beautiful woman for money?
我覺得沒有區別
I don't think so.
不 不 要好一些
Yeah. Yeah, it helps.
我想說的是
I'd like to say that I was
我為了錢 還向全世界 秀了一把內褲呢
Fucking showing off my underwear for the whole world to see,
那才真是出賣肉體呢
And that felt pretty whorish.
你看吧 Helena?
You see, Helena?
每個人都有出賣自己的時候
Everyone is a whore in their life at one time or another.
黑暗公主曾說過
Princess of Darkness has spoken.
"我們都要經歷 這樣或那樣的不堪"
"We've all been there one way or another."
我有一次幫一個三級片演員口交
Once I gave a blow job to a horn player.
就為了得到一包可卡因
So I could get a line of cocaine!
在那之後 你什麼感覺?
And afterwards, how did you feel?
嗨! 嗨大了!
High. I was a high ho.
這只是你生命中的一個時刻 好吧?
It's one moment in your life, alright?
並不會就此 判定你是怎樣的人
It's not going to define who you are.
嘿 下次我們應該去The Planet吃早餐
Hey, next time you and I should go to the Planet for breakfast.
為什麼?
Why?
為什麼? 因為有好吃的東西 和美味的女孩
Why? 'Cause it's good food and there's new people.
你應該走出該死的長灘 Tash
(美國加州長灘市)
You need to get the fuck out Long Beach, Tash.
開拓更多 新的領域 與Girl同眠
Explore some new portals and shit.
領域? 那不是Alice的口頭禪麼?
Portals? Isn't that Alice's thing?
- 你知道我沒 那個精神頭的 Papi - 是啊 但是
- You know I'm not into all that, Papi. - Yeah, but like,
看看新事物 體驗新生活
Seeing new things, experiencing new things,
那才是正確的人生態度
That's a good attitude towards life.
也許 可 尋歡作樂不是我的調調
Maybe. That whole dipping in thing isn't for me, man.
和不同文化背景的女生交往
Picking up chicks of every culture,
然後就能說自己擁有了一切?
Just so you can say you had one of everything?
我可不想成為 某些人的 黑人女友的另類經歷
I don't wanna be some chick's black girl experience.
Alice可不是這個意思
But that's not what Alice's doing with you, man.
- 你怎麼知道 - 哦 是的
- You don't know that. - Well, yeah,
她對那個御姐校長是這樣
There was the thing with the professor lady
有天晚去找我也是一樣
And for sure that's why she went for it with me.
可她那晚看你的神情...
But the way she looked at you the other night...
什麼叫她那晚去找你?
What do you mean she went for it with you?
- 就是我們第一次碰面 - 你沒告訴我 你跟她還有過一腿
- When we first met. - You didn't tell me you were dealing with her.
哦 老天啊 那根本算不上什麼
Oh my god! It really didn't mean anything.
不 對我來說算得上
Yeah, but it means something to me!
你覺得我會 撿你泡過的女生?
What do you think I want your sloppy seconds?
不是那回事 老兄 你瞭解我的
It's not even like that, man. You know me.
對 我瞭解你 你是個花花公子 對吧
Yeah, I know you, but you're a player, right?
都是老把戲了 成熟點吧 老兄
That shit is so old, Papi. Grow up, man.
把這個拿走
And take this shit.
知道嗎 我們價值觀不同
You know what? We just got different values.
有不同的行為準則
Different codes of conduct.
就是這樣 老兄
It is what it is, man.
我可以想像你以前那副女人樣
I could see how you used to be a girl.
你的臀部有點大
Your hips are kind of big.
- 你對自己的胸部做了什麼 - 你有"小弟弟"嗎?
- What do you do with your breast? - Do you have a penis?
Max
Max!
我想說
Can I just say
我覺得你為Megan做的實在太正義了
That I think what you did for Megan was totally righteous.
我對你崇敬無比
I've got a lot of respect for you too.
謝謝 夥計
Thanks, man.
我兄弟也是同性戀
My brother is gay too.
我覺得那很酷
I'm cool with it.
該死 背面
Shit! Tails...
3局2勝 我來試 3局2勝
2 out 3. I'll try 2 out 3.
這裡有更好的方式來做決定
There really has to be a better way of making this decision.
- 我不知道該怎麼辦 - 硬幣給我
- I don't know what to do. - Give me the coin.
不
No.
把硬幣給我
Give me the coin.
謝謝
Thank you.
又要崩潰了 我遇上難題了 夥計們
It's crashing again. I'm going fucking nuts, you guys.
事實很明顯 一些男孩子取笑他們
Apparently what happened is some of the boys were teasing them
於是Shay照 Irving的肚子上打了一拳
So Shay punched Irving in the stomach.
你真打了?
You did that?
- 是的 - 為什麼
- Yeah. - Why?
Mike Cutler說我們是同性戀 因為...
Mike Cutler said we were gay 'cause...
你們是同性戀 因為...?
You're gay 'cause...?
因為我們的媽媽是拉拉
'Cause our moms are lezzies.
他說他媽看見你和Sobel太太在一起
He said his mom saw you and Mrs. Sobel.
她媽媽看見我們什麼了?
His mom saw us what?
Jared...
她說 她看見你和McCutcheon小姐混在一起
She said she saw you and Miss McCutcheon lazing out together.
- 就在我教訓他的時候說的 - 你真能幹 Shay
- That's when I punched him. - Good for you, Shay.
Sobel小姐 我覺得宣揚暴力不是個好主意
Miss Sobel, I don't think it's a good idea to encourage violence.
Peterson先生 當別的家長向孩子灌輸
Mr. Peterson, when parents give their children the message
歧視他人性向 是正確的觀念的時候
That it's okay to persecute others,
我個人並不反對 我們孩子的處理方法
I for one don't disagree with the way our kids handled it.
我媽媽不是同性戀
My mom is not gay.
即使這樣這也不表示 他們可以歧視Gay
That doesn't make it okay that they said those things.
你是同志嗎?
Are you gay?
是 我是的
Yeah, I am.
孩子們 我可以請你們暫時
Boys, do you think I could just ask you to
到大廳去 站一下嗎
Stand outside in the hall, just for a minute?
我想有個方式 可以解決這件事
You know, I think there's a way to solve this.
我們讓孩子們去道歉
We'll just get the boys to apologize.
這樣 明天他們又能玩到一起去了
I mean, tomorrow, they're gonna be back playing together.
- 然後一切都會被忘在腦後 - 好 我會
- And it's all gonna be forgotten. - Yeah, I'm gonna
- 我去和Shay談談 - 不不不
- Talk to Shay. - No, no, no.
我認為那些孩子應該
I think that the other boys
向Shay和Jared道歉
Should apologize to Shay and Jared.
然後再向全校道歉
And then to the whole school.
你必須讓孩子們知道
You have to let these kids know
你不能容忍孩子們把Gay 當成侮辱性的詞彙來使用
That you will not tolerate the use of the word "gay" as an insult.
我認為孩子們不過是在 重複在家裡聽到的而已
I think the boys were just repeating what they hear at home.
哦 也許這就是
Well then maybe it's why
你必須在此教育他們 這樣做不對的
You should teach them here that it's not okay.
這是所公立小學
This is a public school.
我們必須遵守一定的公共標準
And we have to adhere to certain policy standards.
我們都知道 這是個敏感的話題
Now we all know that this is a very touchy subject.
而我們現在的工作 就是教育孩子
Now, our job is to educate children
- 不是教他們... - 不 你知道你的工作是什麼嗎
- Not to teach them about... - No, you know what your job is?
是幫助他們成為有修養的人
It's to help form them into decent human beings.
聽著 我知道
Listen, I'm aware of the fact
有些家長會相當牴觸
That some of the parents are gonna get upset
因為你們要說的那套
'cause you're gonna be teaching them things
和他們的個人信仰相悖
That go against their personal believes.
沒關係 隨便了 我很抱歉
Fine, whatever. But I'm sorry,
你必須想辦法和他們談這件事
You need to figure out a way to talk to them about this.
哦 可我不知道該怎麼辦
Well, I don't know how to do that.
那就由我和Shane來處理
Well, Shane and I will do it.
我想要 《拉拉女孩》的版權
I want "Lez Girls".
我可能不是執行這個項目的最好人選 Aaron
I don't think I'm the right executive for the project, Aaron.
我不喜歡這故事
I don't like the story.
哦 得了吧...
Oh come on...
"Nina"
"Nina."
《拉拉女孩》是部小說
"Lez Girls" is fiction and
- 而且我不是Nina - 你就忽悠我吧
- I'm not Nina. - Bullshit.
大家都知道你是Nina
Everyone knows you're Nina.
大家知道個屁
Everyone knows shit.
哦 不管你如何的掩耳盜鈴
Oh, whatever you have to say to hold your head up,...
這都是炙手可熱的大買賣 我想讓Shallin搶到手
Shallin 是影視公司的名字
This is a hot fucking property and I want it for Shallin.
近水樓台
It's a slam down.
那作者是你朋友 對吧 Jennifer Schechter?
The author is your friend, right? Jennifer Schechter?
我們曾經是鄰居
We used to be neighbors.
搬出來之後 我們就不常見面了
I don't even see her that much anymore.
那你要爭取再和她成為朋友
Well, you're gonna make friends with her again.
打曾經是同志的牌
Play the ex-lesbian card.
你瞭解這種生活 你可以使"故事"搬上檯面 啥啥的
You know the life, you will be truly to the story. Bla bla.
這對來說真的很為難 好麼? 將會把我推向十分尷尬的處境
This is really award for me, okay? It's an award situation.
真的嗎 比炒魷魚還為難?
Really? More awkward than being out of a job?
對了 還有些事 我一直想問你
You know, there's something I've been wanting to ask you.
你前女友真的和一個水管工出軌了?
Your ex really cheat on you with a plumber?
是木匠
It was a carpenter.
這就是本小說
And it was fiction.
我以為一顆破碎的心
I was thought a broken heart was a
- 不過是文學作品的催淚彈 - Phyllis 我向你保證
- Literary affectation. - Phyllis, I promise you,
沒有幾個人會因為分手 而痛不欲生
That no one has ever died of a broken heart.
- 說得容易 - Alice Walker 曾寫到
- Easy for you to say. - Alice Walker once wrote,
(20世紀70年代以來美國文壇最著名的黑人女作家)
"你無法真正得到 一個敞開的心扉"
(她的小說裡生動的反映了黑人女性的苦難)
"You can't truly have an open heart"
"直到它支離破碎"
"Until it's been broken".
(歌頌了她們與逆境搏鬥的精神和奮發自立的堅強性格)
我知道現在讓你去想很難 Phyllis
I know it's hard to imagine right now, Phyllis,
可你一定能重新找到相愛的人
But you will find your way back to loving someone new.
喂
Hello?
我還在這呢...
Remember me?
我誰都不要
I don't want anybody new.
- 我只要Alice - Alice是你的初戀
- I want Alice! - Alice was your first.
Ok? 她是你的出櫃之戀
Okay? She was your coming-out affair.
我只想體驗一下出櫃的感覺? 我想鑽回娘胎了
I just wanna feel like to come out. I wanna go back in.
- Phyllis - 別對我像和小孩子說話一樣 我不是小孩
- Phyllis - Don't talk to me like a child. I'm not a child.
別忘了 把你第一季度的報告交上來
And you need to turn in your first quarter report.
每個人在自己的出櫃之戀上都像個孩子 Phyllis
Everyone's a child in their coming-out affair, Phyllis.
這就像你的第二春一樣
It's like your second adolescence.
就像你第一次體會到那些憂傷的
It's like the first time you understand what all those
歌曲和詩歌的意境 一樣
Corny songs and poems are about.
這種情感的最初
For the first time,
會使你淹沒理性 渾然忘我
Your senses have completely overwhelmed your intellect.
你正在經歷 前所未有的 情感糾葛
You're experiencing emotions that you've never truly felt before.
而與此同時 你會意識到自己是個 貨真價實的同志
And you're figuring out that you're gay all at the same time.
沒錯
Right.
這也會促使你的感覺更加強烈 因為
Which makes that much more intense, because
你不知道該如何融入 這小眾群體
You don't know how yet to be gay.
哦 所以我必須學習怎麼當拉拉?
Oh, so I have to learn how to be gay?
這是一個過程 我們都要經歷這個過程
It is a process. I mean, we all have to go through it.
不 我對Alice的感覺是...
No, what I feel for Alice is...
- 正和我對我的第一個女朋友一樣 - 才不是呢
- Exactly how I felt for my first. - Not ever.
- 與我第一次和女友分手時的感覺一樣 - 我們都經歷過...
- What I felt for my first. - We've all been through...
Phoebe Cadlek ok? 耶魯情史
Phoebe Cadlek, okay? Yale drama.
那時我是大學三年級
I was a junior.
而Phoebe Cadlek是美術研究生一年級
Phoebe Cadlek, It's first year MFA,
那時她指導 我的黑臀舞
(源於美國黑人流行於20世紀20年代末的舞蹈)
She's directing my... black bottom.
她才華橫溢 且非常迷人
She's fucking brilliant; she's gorgeous.
我們激烈的探討藝術 戲劇 符號學
We talk intensely about art and theater and semiotics
還有種族 最後 在最後一場演出結束後
And race. And finally, after the last performance,
我們跑出去 醉得一塌糊塗
We all go out and got incredibly drunk.
後來 Phoebe把我帶回她的研究生公寓
And Phoebe takes me back to her graduate student apartment.
你懂的 我們足有3天沒下過床
I mean, we don't get outta bed for 3 days.
我已經下決心 捨她其誰了
I am ready to down a fucking hammer
而且幫忙建起了她指導過的 所有戲劇的場景
And help build every set for every play she ever directs when
更加戲劇的是 Julie Tar那個女演員
Julie Tar, the actress, is banging on the door.
她曾為了個男人甩了 Phoebe
She left Phoebe for a guy,
卻又跑上門來 想要重溫舊夢
And now she wants back.
瞬間我就成了一個令人討厭的
And then suddenly, I am like the annoying kid's sister
她們恨不得馬上甩掉的小妹妹
They cannot get rid of fast enough.
我以為我要死了
I thought I was gonna die.
我花了3個月
It took me 3 months before I could even
才重新恢復思考力
Begin to think about anything else.
之前從未有人傷過我的心
Nobody ever broke my heart before.
我先進入你的服務器
I'm gonna go into your server and
檢查一下你的網絡日誌 看看到底怎麼回事
Check your weblog history to see what's going on. Ok?
太感謝你了 真的非常感激
Thank you so much. I really appreciate this.
哦 該謝我 是我打電話把他叫來的
Oh thank me! I was the one that called him.
非常感謝 Jenny
Thank you so much, Jenny.
- "非""常"啊 - 反正我正打算離開辦公室
- So much. - I got to get outta the office anyway.
他們不能解雇你 Max 你知道的 對吧
They can't fire you, Max. I mean, you know that, right?
是的 他們只會把我的生活弄得更加失色
Yeah. I think they'll make my life really miserable.
- 天啊 Alice - 怎麼了?
- Jesus, Alice! - What?
- 癱掉了? - 完全是點擊超負荷了
- It is fucked? - I mean, you're totally slammed with hits!
近1個小時就有4萬的點擊率
You've got like 40.000 in the last hour.
- 你該好好升級一下 - 之後賣掉它
- You need to seriously upgrade. - Just sell it.
貨車網 出價1萬美圓
Wagon.com offered me 10.000 boxes for it.
- 真的? 1萬美元收購關係圖? - 是的
- Really? 10.000 dollars for OurChart? - Yeah.
你的網站至少值10倍的價錢
You site worth's like ten times.
什麼 你是說10萬美圓?
What you mean like 100.000 dollars?
你們知道貨車網靠這種
Do you know how much wagon.com are constantly
- 社交網站賺多少錢嗎 - 不知道
- Make for a social networking site like this? - No
你應該這麼做
There's what you do.
出售其廣告攤位
You sell the ads yourself.
然後軟體方面你和技術公司合作
And then you're partner with the tech company for the software.
你要完全掌權
You go totally stay to the heart.
你要增加些 類似
You're gonna have like
網絡視頻 音樂 博客 即時消息
Streaming video, music, blogs, instant messaging.
很好 可我不知道具體怎麼做 所以...
Look, great, but I don't know how to do anything like that. So...
你完全可以的 你已經把最困難的部分完成了
Sure you do. I mean, you've already done the hardest part.
你就差 沒用它賺錢了
You just haven't been making any money of it.
- 我可以幫你 - 真的嗎
- I could help you with that. - Really?
- 你知道怎麼做? - 我就是幹這行的
- You know how to do that? - It's what I do.
我不懂 聚友網好像賣了1百萬美元
I don't know. MySpace sold for like a million box. I mean...
不 好像賣了10億
No, it's sold for like a billion.
- 真的?太酷了 - 哦 老天啊 Alice
- Really? How cool is that! - Oh my God, Alice!
哦 我的天 Kit Max正要幫我成為網絡大亨
Oh my God, Kit, Max is gonna help me become an Internet mogul.
我將要和"比爾蓋茨二世"有交情了
I got a couple o' Bill Gateseseseseses.
別忘了你是在Planet發家的
Don't forget it started right here at the Planet,
你們發財後不要忘了我這黑窮鬼
And do not forget my black ass when you all get rich.
- 哦 我會給你筆錢的 一定 - 多謝啦
- Oh, I'll give you some money. Yeah. - Thank you.
噢 你那位 始作俑者的美女來了嘍
And there comes the pretty lady that started all of your problems.
- 好啊 姑娘們 - 哦
- Yo, what's up, girlies? - Well,
Alice 即將大賺一筆了
Alice is about to become a quasilionnaire.
這要歸功與你所交往的
Because of all the pretty young women
所有的漂亮小妞 Papi
You've had sexual alliances with, Papi.
我今天已經聽了夠多 這種風涼話了
Well, I got enough flak for that shit today.
我在高中交往的所有性感男人
All the hot guys I fucked in high school
都無法與之相比
Could not compare.
首先 她是個女孩
First of all, she was a girl,
除此之外Lucy還是我第一個失聰的女友
But Lucy was also my first deaf lover.
那種性愛無與倫比
And the sex was earth shadow.
所以你覺得和失聰的情人之間的
So you think the sex is better, then, with a deaf
性愛更好?
lover?
不不不 不是更好
No. No, no, no, not better.
是不同
Different.
我們用不同的方式協調彼此
We're attuned to each other in different ways.
那麼你的意思是你們可以更加深入了 交流
So you mean you that can't go as deep, though.
讓我把腦子轉回到今天早上
Let me cast my mind back for just a moment to this morning.
我無法想像比那更"深入"了 你呢?
I can't imagine going any deeper than that. Can you?
回到我這來
Back to me?
- 對不起 - 後來和Lucy怎麼了
- I'm sorry. - So what happened with Lucy?
我們徹底墜入愛河
We felt completely in love,
整個大一期間
All through freshman year.
我雕塑 她繪畫
I would sculpt, she would paint.
我們商量著要共度餘生
We talked about spending the rest of our lives together.
我從沒想過這段關係會結束
I never imagined that it would end.
在大二的時候 我邂逅了Cathia
In my second year, I met Cathia.
才華橫溢的舞蹈演員
Brilliant. A dancer.
我想說的是
I mean,
我們彼此一見鍾情
We had an instant unbelievably intense attraction to each other.
可我不想傷害Lucy...
As much as I didn't wanna hurt Lucy...
- 你為了Cathia甩了Lucy? - 沒有馬上
- You dumped Lucy for Cathia? - Not right away.
但我意識到 我永遠辦不到從一而終
But that's when I realized I would never be able to be monogamous.
什麼?
What?
你同時和她們倆約會?
You dated both of them at the same time?
只是一段時期
But for a while.
Lucy說她願意試
Lucy said she wanted to try.
她說與其完全失去我
She said that she's rather share me with someone else
不如試著和別人分享我
Than not have me at all.
但最後 弄得她很不開心
But, in the end, it made her too unhappy.
嘿 Tina 嗨
Hey, Tina. Hi!
- 有段時間沒見了 - 是啊 姑娘們都在那邊呢
- I haven't seen you in a while. - I know, girl. The girls are out there.
我想她們不會介意
You know, I don't think they'd mind
你過去加入她們
If you'd go over here and join them.
其實我是來找Jenny的 她在等我
Actually I'm here to meet Jenny. She's expecting me.
好的Tina 隨時歡迎光臨 ok?
Okay, look, Tina, come by anytime, okay?
Kit?
我想告訴你
I just wanted to tell you
對Angus身上發生的一切 我感到很抱歉
How sorry I am about everything that happened with Angus.
哦 不用難過 沒事的
Oh, girl, don't grieve. I mean, come on,
有些人就是會做蠢事 我的意思是
Some people do some really stupid things. I mean,
- 只是壞事傳千里罷了 - 那你還好麼
- They just make bad calls. - Are you okay?
哦 是的 我甚至給了他一些空間 去自己處理
Oh yeah. I'm even giving him some space so he can deal with it.
有時候 我們需要保持沉默
Sometimes we need to back off
這樣我們就不會過分 干預彼此的事
So that we're not in each other's business so much, you know?
哦 那真是...
Wow, that's...
對你而言很難得
That's really very... of you.
我很高興Bette斥責了他
I'm just, I'm glad that Bette confronted him
另外 如果他不做個了斷
And I want you to know that I would have fired Hazel
我會解雇Hazel的
If he hadn't ended it.
你會解雇Hazel?
You would have fired Hazel?
是的 可是...
Yeah, but...
她還年輕 剛剛來到洛杉磯而且舉目無親
She is young, just moved to L.A. She doesn't know anyone.
她還是個丫頭片
She didn't know any better.
但是... 哇...真是...
But... Wow, that's just
你能保持冷靜真另人驚訝
Amazing how cool you are.
對啊 你知道我的 冷靜的Kit...
Yeah, you know me, cool Kit.
回見
See you.
嘿 你接通了Angus Partridge
Hey, you reached Angus Partridge.
嘿 這裡是Bette 有事請留言
Hi, it's Bette. Leave me a message.
Bette
Bette,
是我
It's me.
我需要
Please, I need to talk to you
盡快和你談談 好嗎?
As soon as possible. Okay?
你們為什麼要刁難叫那個Tina的女人
Hey, why you give that girl, Tina, such a hard time?
她回到異性戀世界
Oh, well, she went straight, and
感覺是一種背叛
It feels like a betrayal.
我們一直在努力 不因性取向而歧視別人
We fight our whole lives not to get judged by who we sleep with,
而這正是你們現在對Tina所做的
And that is exactly what you guys are doing' to Tina.
抱歉 我和Tasha鬧了點誤會
Sorry. I had a misunderstanding with my girl, Tasha.
是嗎?為什麼事?
You did? About what?
哦 "二手貨"的事並不是衝著她的
Oh, that whole double-dipping thing isn't exactly flying with her.
- "二手貨" - 是啊
- Double-dipping? - Yeah,
你先跟我有一手 然後又跟她有一手
You dipping into me, and then dipping into her.
等等 首先我跟她根本就沒一手 好嗎
Wait, first of all, I have not dipped into her, okay?
她非常的禮貌和紳士
She's very " An Officer and A Gentleman".
- 她想慢慢發展 - Tasha就是那種人
- She really wants to take things slow. - That's how Tasha is!
她相當的傳統
She's pretty traditional, you know.
她是部隊裡的 所以嘛
She's in the fucking Army, so, yeah.
你知道麼 也許你該忘了她
You know, you should maybe just let forget her.
什麼?
What?
我以為你想撮合我們呢
I thought you were all about us getting together?
Tasha是我最要好的朋友
Tasha is my best friend
她不是什麼新領域
And she is not some little portal
或者你要找的新體驗
Or whatever that you keep looking for.
不 絕對不是 我真的喜歡她 真心的
No. It's not like that. I really like her. I really do.
記得你前幾天和我說
Remember how the other day you told me that
你無法想像每天往軍事基地跑嗎?
You couldn't even imagine going to an army bas every day?
那就是Tasha的全部生活
That is Tasha's whole life.
如果你無法接受她這個人的話 那你最好忘了她
You need to forget her if you can't get with who she is.
我愛死 《拉拉女孩》它真的太" 搞笑" 了
I loved "Lez Girls"! It was hilarious!
我都笑翻了
I laughed at out loud.
水管工的情節沒惹惱你?
This stuff about the plumber didn't bother you?
你和我 會組成很棒的團隊
(T開始避重就輕了)
You and me, we're gonna make a great team.
Shallin 會忠於原著的完整性
Shallin is committed to the integrity of this project.
我不確定 是否要將我的書拍成電影
I don't really know if I want to make a movie out of my book.
你喜歡什麼類型的電影
What kind of movies do you love?
什麼樣的改編能打動你
What adaptations really worked for you?
《生命中不能承受之輕》
"The Unbearable Lightness of Being"
是部好電影
That's such a good film.
哇,如果Jean Claude可以來編劇
Oh wow! If Jean-Claude Carrie would adopt the screenplay
我覺得那樣...
I think it would just be
我覺得會很精彩
I think it would be a chic.
Jenny 你幹嘛不要一位女同編劇呢?
Oh, Jenny, wouldn't you prefer a lesbian writer?
Tina你看過我的小說沒有?
Tina, have you read the book?
看過
Yes.
因為這不是一本關於女同志的書
Because it's not a book about lesbians.
而是關於人與人之間的關係
It's a book of people's relationships.
當然 而且我們不想局限自己
Of course, and we don't wanna limited ourselves.
在好萊塢
It's hard enough
- 找一個女導演已經很難了 - 哦 不是
- To find a female director in Hollywood, - Oh no.
更別說女同導演了
Let alone a lesbian director.
哦 不 我想要一個女導演來拍
Oh no. I want it to be a woman director.
你知道的 因為這是
You know, I mean like
關於女性的電影 所以必須有女性參與進來
It's about women, so you have to have a woman on set.
而你已經不是女同志了
And, I mean, you're not a lesbian anymore,
在電影界人們不喜歡
And in the film business, they don't like
原作者在片場 因為作者總是過分強調
The author on set because they become too "precious"
- 原著的本質 - Jenny
- About their material, so... - Jenny,
電影有很多的觀眾
(T開始攻克"碉堡"了)
Movies reach a huge audience.
這部電影的上映 勢必會產生很大的影響
It could make a huge difference.
那些中西部地區
A teenage girl in the Midwest
不敢出櫃的小女孩
Who's afraid to come out of the closet...
會看到你的電影
She could see your movie.
這可能會改變她們的人生
It could change her life.
這真的能給人帶來影響
It could really affect people.
那不是很好嗎 你說呢
That would be really nice, wouldn't it?
天啊
God!
也許它真的能拍成一部很棒的電影
Maybe it could be a really good movie.
Ok 我們做吧 管他的!
Okay, let's do it. Fuck!
我們就這麼干
We should just do it. You know?
Ok 太好了 很好 還有
Okay, that's great. Great. You know what?
你知道還缺什麼嗎 你需要一個經紀人
(T開始乘勝追擊了)
You know what you need? You need an agent.
一個好萊塢大牌經紀人 真的
You need a big Hollywood agent. You do!
你需要一個經紀人來展開合約
(T要實施板上釘釘計劃啦)
You need an agent to broke with the deal.
Waymores的Becka Vortovitch
Becka Vortovitch at Waymores.
她十分睿智 並且有涵養...
She's smart, she's literate...
你覺得她會接我的單子嗎
(J你在幹嘛?告訴她:不拍 不拍 打死都不拍電影)
You think she'll take me on as a client?
嘿 知道嗎
Hey, you know what?
- 我現在就給她打電話 - 好啊 現在就打
- I'll call her right now. - Yeah, call her now.
好嗎
For good?
- Ok - 我不知道
- Okay. - I don't know.
這張照片有點舊 但是上面的人
Well, it's kind of an older picture, but
就是我
It's me.
請接通Williams上尉
Can I speak to Captain Williams?
Williams上尉 Alice Pieszecki在這兒
Captain Williams, Alice Pieszecki is here.
哦 是Pieszecki.
Oh, it's Pieszecki.
她說你在等她
She said you're expecting her.
哦 也不算她在等我啦 而是...
Well, she's not exactly expecting me. It's more...
是 長官
Yes, ma'am.
穿過大門筆直走
Go through the gate, straight down this road.
到旗桿處 向左轉
Turn left at the flag board.
Williams上尉的辦公室
Captain Williams' office
在5.2號憲兵樓
Is in the building marked "5.2 military police".
- 在她摩托車旁停車 - 是 長官
- Park near her motorcycle. - Yes, Sir.
是中士
It's Sergeant.
中士?
Sergeant?
皮帶很酷
It's a cool belt.
嗨 這裡真嚴
Hi! This is so neat.
- 有個男的拿著... - 控制你的音量
- There was like a guy with the... - Hold your voice.
我本該先打電話的 很抱歉
I... I would have called. I'm so sorry about that.
我只是... 我猜你你會不讓我來
I just... I thought you would tell me not to come and...
關門
Close the door.
我不問也不說
(始於1993年的"不問不說"政策在克林頓執政時期出台。 當時克林頓試圖修改軍規，以便讓公開性取向的同性戀軍人能夠服役。)
I'm not gonna ask anybody if you tell anybody anything.
我是認真的
I'm serious.
好的 不好意思
Okay, sorry.
(在經歷極大爭議後，克林頓與軍對達成妥協，推出所謂的"不問不說"政策， 即同性戀軍人只要不公開性取向就可在軍隊服役。)
你來幹什麼
What are you here for?
(至2010年美國共有1400多名軍人因違反或藐視這項政策而被開除。)
- 我想告訴你... - 把"手榴彈"放下
- I wante to tell you that... - Put down the grenade.
我想告訴你 呃...
I wanted to tell you, uh, that
我真的很喜歡你
I really like you.
於是你一路從洛杉磯到Los Alamitos
(加州長灘東部城市)
So you drove all the way from L.A. to Los Alamitos,
自由散漫的跑到軍事基地 來告訴我你喜歡我?
Talked your way onto a military base to tell me you really like me?
是的 我...
Yeah, I...
我想讓你知道 你並不是我的新領域
I wanted you to know that you're not a portal to me.
哦 領域 該死的Papi跟你講什麼了
Oh, my. Portal. What the fuck, did Papi talk to you?
沒關係
It doesn't matter.
因為我成天在電台裡講新領域
Because I talk about portals all the time on my radio show.
人人都知道
Everybody knows about it.
我只是... 不想在你這裡嘗到
I just, you know, I didn't want it to come back and
遺憾往往都是在失去之後 的滋味 所以...
Bite me in the ass with you. So...
我不想你認為
I didn't want you to think
你是我對於性感軍人的嘗試而已
That you were my foray into the land of hot Army chicks.
是啊 性感的黑人軍人
Yeah, hot black Army chicks.
你是黑人?
Are you black?
好吧
Alright.
既然你已經來了
So you're here.
準備好執行任務嗎
You're up for a mission?
下士Pieszecki待命 長官
Private Pieszecki reported for duty, ma'am.
跟我來
Come with me.
還有在室內不用敬禮
And you don't salute indoors.
他們要你每天都得穿這些?
So they make you wear that every day?
誰要你每天穿那些的?
Who makes you wear that every day?
稍息
At ease.
哦 真像美國大兵Jane
Wow. It's really like GI Jane.
你們都是開這個的?
Do you ladies fly this?
Alice 這些是我們的飛行員
Alice, these are our pilots.
Burman長官 Thomas長官 Fuler長官
Chief Burman, Chief Thomas, Chief Fuler,
還有我們的總指揮官 Zitenscki
And our crew chief, Zitenscki.
你戴上這個
You'll wear this.
幹嘛的
What for?
要上去的話就需要這些
You'll need those if you wanna get in that.
上去?
Up?
真的嗎?
Really?
- 是的 - ok
- Yeah. - Okay.
不好
No.
太莊嚴了
It's too woefully defined.
這個太學生妹了
It's too public school girl.
不 太多扣子了
No! Too many buttons.
太 "音樂之聲"了
Too "Sound of Music".
我居然瘦了
I've lost weight!
好了
Yeah.
這個的意思是"我是來認命的"
It says, "I'm here to do what you want,"
"但我還有自己的矜持"
"But I still have my self-respect".
好極了
Fantastic.
這麼做不會被軍事法庭起訴吧?
Are you gonna get Court Martial for this?
別擔心
Don't worry about it.
我們是一家人
We're all family up here.
啊~~Ok 狡猾的軍人
Ahhhh kay. Tricky soldiers!
是的 這是架 "可問可說" 直升機
Yes, this is the "Ask and Tell" helicopter.
在基地的其他地方就不行了
Don't try this anyplace else on the base.
是 我明白了
Yeah, I see it now.
好了 我們起飛
Alright, let's take it off.
哦 我的上帝
Oh my god!
真是太漂亮了
It's so beautiful.
有人嗎
Hello?
有人在嗎
Hello?
我等著再見你呢 Helena
I've waited to see you again, Helena.
真高興你能來
I'm so glad you came.
我想 我別無選擇
I don't really think I had an alternative.
那麼我猜你想直接進入主題嘍
So I guess you'd like to get down to business.
你還想玩牌?
You want to play cards with me?
- 我想我已經輸了 - 我再給你一次機會
- I thought I've already lost. - I give you another chance.
我們來玩Gin Rummy
We're going to play Ginrami.
- Gin Rummy? - 脫衣Gin Rummy
- Ginrami? - Strip Ginmrami.
如果你贏了 我算你還清全部債務 如果你輸了
If you win, I'll consider your debt paid in full. But if you lose,
那就任人魚肉吧
You pay up.
我想這是我最喜歡的一次約會了
I think that was one of my favorite dates ever.
是啊 我也一樣
Yeah, me too.
說實話 我很高興Papi
You know, actually I'm glad
今天上午多嘴了
That Papi ran her big ass mouth this morning.
- 你住的離這有多遠? - 非常近
- How close do you live to here? - Pretty near.
是嘛 你覺得我們該去你那嗎
Yeah, do you think we should go to your place?
我覺得你應該回家
I think you should go home.
回家家？
I should？
你知道我想要你 對嗎?
You know I want you, right?
哦 當然 感覺像...
Oh, sure it feels like, but...
聽著 我知道
Look, I know
你想付諸某些行動無可厚非 可是
This might not make a lot of sense the way you've hold, but,
我剛從一個地方出櫃 不管怎樣 我只是想先確定些什麼
I just come out from a place wherever I need to be sure.
Ok 你認為我們該怎麼確定?
Okay, well, how do you think we'll be sure?
我也沒有頭緒 船到橋頭自然直吧
I don't know. I'm not just there yet.
你覺得我們該繼續約會嗎
Do you think we should go on a date?
約會?
Date?
是啊 令人期待
Yeah, that would be nice.
好吧 我們繼續約會
Alright, we'll go on a date.
我始終覺得 這是你自定的規矩Catherine
I still think these are your own made-up rules, Catherine.
才沒 這是蒙特卡羅 玩法
No, this is the Monte Carlo way.
一方贏了 另一方就得脫掉一件
When someone wins, the other takes something off
而贏的一方可以穿上一件
And the winner gets to put something back on.
這樣遊戲能持續很長時間
That way the game lasts longer.
我去過蒙特卡羅Catherine
I've been to Monte Carlo, Catherine.
沒有看到一個Gin Rummy的脫衣服
I didn't see a single game
- 賭局 - 那好吧 如你所願 算我訂的規矩好了
- Of Ginrami. - Okay, so there are my rules.
或者你寧願現在就和我ML?
Would you rather fuck me now?
- 才不 - 那好
- No. - Good.
我敲了
I'm knocking.
該死
Shit!
23分入我帳
That's uh 23 for me
你減27分
And -27 for you.
外加一件衣服
And an article of clothing.
到你發牌嘍
It's your deal.
你現在是絕對的樂在其中了 對吧?
You're absolutely loving this, aren't you?
是的 我很享受充當勝利者的樂趣
I do enjoy winning, yes.
- 你還沒贏 - 還沒
- You haven't won yet. - Not yet.
Gin
Gin.
- 衣服變成... - 你輸光了
- Clothing becomes so... - You're stalling.
我差點就翻盤了
I was merely saving the moment.
96 加起來是
96 and that makes
503
503.
非常感謝
Thank you very much.
和你做交易真開心Catherine
It's a pleasure to do business with you, Catherine.
那麼恭喜你了"自由女神"
Congratulations, you're a free woman.
你是不是忘了什麼
Aren't you forgetting something?
坐下
Sit down.
現在我們來討論下"寬容"這個詞
So now we're gonna talk about tolerance.
在座的哪位能告訴我什麼是"寬容"?
Who here can tell me what tolerance means?
Sarah
Sarah?
善待和我們不同的人
When you're nice to people who are different from you.
很好 Sarah 如果有人和你不同
Good, Sarah. So, when somebody's different from you
是因為他們的種族 或者文化
Because of their race, or their culture,
或者宗教 又或是
Or their religion, or
性取向
Their sexual orientation,
- 你要尊重他們 - 打擾一下
- You treat that person with respect. - Excuse me.
我們到底要瞭解的多詳細?
How detailed are we planning on getting here? I mean,
我是說 這些孩子才只有九歲
These children are only 9.
這女人快把我惹火了
This woman is a pain in the ass.
先看看她怎麼說
Let's see what she says.
那麼你的意見是什麼 Grife太太
What is your concern, MS Grife?
我只是覺得這不太適當
I just don't think it's appropriate
我們在這裡討論
That we discuss the details of
M.C. Cutcheon小姐和Sobel小姐關係的細節
Miss McCutcheon and Miss Sobel relationship here.
事實上你是唯一 一個在討論細節的人
You're actually the only one talking details.
我們都很尊重你們 在私人問題上選擇
Look, we all respect your right to be who you are in private.
我們只是不認為我們的孩子
We just don't think our children
有必要去瞭解同性戀的生活方式
Need to learn about the gay life-style yet.
去你的 我媽媽不是同性戀
Screw you! My mom is not gay!
Jared 夠了
Jared, that's enough.
大家 請冷靜一下 好嗎
Please, everybody, let's just calm down.
Shay 你要說什麼
What would you like, Shay?
我姐姐
My sister
是同性戀
Is gay.
嘿
Hey.
嘿
Hey!
我昨晚很想你
I missed you last night.
我打賭你沒有想我
I bet you didn't miss me.
我需要和你談談
I need to talk to you.
你需要我嗎?
Do you need me?
我去校園裡走走
I'll go walk around campus, I guess.
我一直在想
I've been thinking.
我知道
I know you have.
- 我不認為這對我有用 - 對不起
- And I don't think this is gonna work for me. - I'm sorry,
我不明白
I can't understand you.
不 你能明白
Yes, you can.
聽著
Look,
迄今為止 我的確約會過很多女人
Until now I dated a whole bunch of other women.
我知道自己是怎樣的
It's just something that I know about myself.
如果
That,
我被束縛住
If I get tight out,
我會瘋掉的
I go crazy.
所以你現在也約會別的女人
So you are dating other women?
在我遇到你之前 是那樣的
I was before I met you, yeah.
但現在已經沒有其他人讓我感興趣了
But there really is no one else I want to see right now.
但到了明天 又可以改變
But that could change tomorrow.
這不正是你要告訴我的嗎
Isn't that what you're telling me?
你剛剛走出了8年的感情
You just got out of an eight-year relationship.
我想你還沒準備好再結婚
I don't think you're ready to get married again.
別告訴我 我準備幹什麼
Don't tell me what I'm ready for.
那好吧
Okay.
我不會了
I won't.
你想怎樣
What do you wanna do?
我不知道
I don't know.
我不知道 我不知道
I don't know, I don't know,
我不知道
I don't know.
來吧
Come here.
我不知道
I don't know.
你生來就是同性戀嗎?
Were you born gay?
我想我是的 不過每個人的情況都不同
I think I was, but it's different for everyone.
不是每個人都會第一時間意識到
Yeah, not everybody knows right away.
有些人愛上某個人
And some people just fall in love with the person.
那個人可以是男人
And that person could be a man
- 或者女人- 但 女孩子要怎樣那個呢?
- Or a woman. - Yeah, but how do girls do it?
- 呃 Elly的叔叔Jeff是同性戀 - 還有我的Phil叔叔
- Uh, Elly's uncle Jeff is gay. - So is my uncle Phil.
那是我弟弟的男朋友他們倆
That's my brother's boyfriend. Now, they're both great guys
都是很出色的人 Elly很喜歡他們
And Elly really loves them, but they invited her
當他們邀請她共度週末時
To come and stay with them for the week end and
我只是覺得有點不舒服
I'm just not sure I'm comfortable with her
- 她和他們睡在同一屋檐下 - 等一下
- sleeping in the same house with them. - Wait a minute,
我認出你是誰了
I just realized who you are.
你出現在那個幾近全裸的內褲廣告裡面
You're that nearly naked gender bender ad,
我每天都得載著孩子經過那個
That huge billboard up on Sunset that I have to drive by,
- 落日大道的巨大的廣告板 - 我覺得McCutcheon小姐
- With my children every day. - I don't really think
- 沒必要向我們解釋什麼 - 不 沒關係
- Miss McCutcheon owes us an explanation. - No, it's fine.
- 我真的不認為... - 你猜怎麼著
- And I really don't think... - Guess what...
我可以解釋
I can give an explanation.
首先
First off,
我敢說人人都要穿內褲
I'm gonna assume everyone wears underpants.
其次
Secondly,
我做那個廣告 因為Shay摔斷了胳膊
I did that ad because Shay broke his arm.
瞧 事實上我是個髮型師
See, I'm actually a hair-dresser
並且我和別人合開了一家溜冰板店
And I co-own a skateboard shop.
雖然我並沒有賺很多錢
So I don't make a lot of money.
而且那時候我也沒有醫療保險
And I didn't have medical insurance at the time.
因為在Shay搬來和我一起住之前
Because before Shay came to live with me,
我從沒對任何事負過責
I never took responsibility for anything.
當我 嗯
You see, when...
當我還是個孩子的時候
When I was little,
我父母離開了我
My parents left me.
而現在 這種不得不去照顧某個人的想法
And the thought of having to care for someone,
讓我感到恐慌
It was scary.
我想你們 不知道
But I don't think I have to tell you
愛護和關心Shay
That loving Shay and caring for him
是我做過的最棒
Has been the most amazing
最重要的事情
And important thing I've ever done.
而且是千金不換的
And I wouldn't trade it for anything in the world.
另外 我不覺得這和我的性取向 有任何關係
And I don't think being gay has anything to do with that.
那麼 ...
So uh...
還有任何其他問題嗎?
Do you have any more questions?
你是對的 你完全正確
You're right. You're absolutely right.
- 為《拉拉女孩》! - 是的
- To "Lez Girls"! - Yes!
- 還有年度競標大戰 - 乾杯
- And the bidding war of the year. - Salute.
這真的是年度競標大戰嗎
Is it really the bidding war of the year?
Fineline Focus Searchlight 還有Warner
Fineline, Focus, Searchlight and Warner
齊聚談判桌 我感覺十分重大
All coming to the table. I'm feeling "Seven" figures.
更高的製片公司正在垂涎你的書 寶貝 他們垂涎著
The higher industry is drooling over your book, baby. Just drooling.
Katie Holmes 打電話了 她的人聯繫我說
Katie Holmes called. Her people called me.
她有興趣出演Jessie
She's interested in playing Jessie.
我不知道
Oh no. I don't know.
我覺得Jessie應該是
I always thought that Jessie would be kind of
有著模特兒般身材的金髮女郎
Like, like a model, really blond, tall.
那麼 Scarlett Johansson怎麼樣
What about the Scarlet Johansson?
她來演Jessie一定很適合
She'd be awesome in Jessie.
嘿 Jenny
Hi Jennie?
該死
Fuck!
- 這是怎麼回事 - 很高興見到你
- What was this thing? - It's good to see you.
很高興見到你們在一起
It's good to see you on together.
你們 你們應該...
You guys, you should...
- Shallin也加入了競標大戰 - 競標大戰?
- Shallin's to be added to the bidding war. - Bidding war?
這真是個令人興奮的事
This exciting thing has happened.
所有的公司都想獲得版權
All these companies are fitting on my book
- 可是 夥計們 Tina應該得到它 - 是啊 很好
- But, you guys, Tina should get it! - Absolutely. It's great.
我一直在想
I've been thinking.
我也是
So have I.
我可能也愛上你了
I could fall in love with you too.
Jodi下線了
Jodi has gone offline.
我真不敢相信Shay這麼早就睡了
I cannot believe Shay got asleep so early.
他們渡過了一個難忘的一天
Well, they had a big day.
而我也不敢相信 你邀請了整個班級去"WAX"野營
And I cannot believe that you invited the entire class
- "WAX"野營 - 不是我要
- For a field trip... - I did not
邀請整個班級 是那個女人迫使我這麼做的
Invite the entire class. That woman pushed me into it.
那可不是我的主意
It's not, it's not my kind of idea.
Jared 今晚想在這過夜
Jared wants to stay here tonight.
我想他是太累了
I think he's too tired.
哦 謝謝 這是個不錯的主意
Oh, thanks. That might be a good idea.
是時候來兩瓶啤酒了
It's time for a couple of beers.
是啊 謝謝
Yeah, thanks.
是啊 呃 這一天...
Yeah, uh, the day was,
這一天可真刺激
The day was intense.
呃... 我... 我想... 既然
Well, uh, well, you know what I think. Since we
我們已經判了刑 何不來犯罪
Already did the time, we might as well do the crime.
是啊
Yeah.
什麼?
What?
時間不對
Not the time.
- 不是時候 - 是的
- Not the time. - Okay.
- 不好意思 - 沒事
- I'm sorry. - Okay.