在美国 没有人 没有人做得更好 Not in America, nobody, nobody, nobody does it better.
我要走了 I'm going to go.
的 The.
让我回来工作 Let me come work back.
嘿 儿子 最近怎么样 Hey son, how s it going.
我知道外面很热 I know it's hot out there.
你在开玩笑吗 这么热的天气他们要你洗多少辆车只是 Are you kidding me, how many cars are they gonna have you wash out there in this heat It's just.
荒谬 我受够了他们 就像欺负你一样 Ridiculous, I'm so sick of them, like bullying on you.
这是工作 不是高中 你为什么不辞职呢 It's a job, not high school. Why don't you just quit.
我知道 I know.
我知道你现在需要这份工作 但这也不能让你对你这么混蛋 I know you need the job right now, but that doesn't make it okay to be such an asshole to you.
因为我受够了 Because I've had enough of that.
好吧 我会尽量保持冷静的 我会的 我们会在吃晚饭的时候把这事解决的 All right, I'll try to keep my cool, I will, and we're gonna figure this out over dinner or something.
好了 宝贝 祝你今天愉快 我爱你 再见 Okay, all right, baby, we have a good day. I'm love you. Bye.
哪个混蛋总想找我儿子的茬 What a prick always want to pick on my son?
你知道吗 去他家给他上一课 You know what? Oh, to go over to his house and teach him a lesson.
的 The.
是的 这就是我要做的 Yeah, that's what I'm gonna do.
我 I
目的 Purpose.
好 Good.
你好 我能帮你吗 Hello, can I help you.
是的 马克妈妈 马尔库 你知道我说的是谁 Yes, I am, marks Mom, um, marcu, you know exactly who I'm talking about.
马克 他为你工作 基本上就是你的小奴隶 一切都不好笑了 Mark, he works for you, basically your little slave, oh, makes everything that's not funny.
你怎么这么混蛋你就是个混蛋 Why are you such a dick You are some fucking asshole.
听着 markSmall 我是Becky 贝基 Listen, mark Small, it's Becky. Becky.
你不进来吗 我们可以讨论一下 不管警告的标志是什么 我相信这是合乎逻辑的解释 说真的 进来吧 Won't you come in We can talk of it over whatever marks warning about, I'm sure this is the logical explanation, seriously, come in.
所以求个座位 我就站着 我说 坐下 So Beggy the seat, I will stand. I said, sit.
好了 关于马克 Anyway, so about Mark.
我觉得我应该 I feel like I should.
或许可以解释一下我对最佳意图市场的最佳意图 这不是某种 Maybe explain that I have the best intentions for the best intention market. It's not like some kind of.
比赛之类的 我想让他变得更强壮 就像新兵训练营一样 Game or whatever, I'm trying to make him a stronger man, you know, like a like boot camp.
他喜欢 嗯 我不知道是什么 可能是一种积极的男性影响 我不知道他是否 He likes, um, I don't know what it is, maybe it was like a positive male influence, like, I don't know if he.
这真的没必要 你知道吗 That's really unnecessary, you know?
就像那样 嗯 我是说 我不知道 也许只是缺乏睾丸激素 我不知道是什么 但我在努力让他成为一个男人 努力让他成为一个男人 Like that, um, I mean, I don't know, maybe it's just lack of testosterone, I-I don't know what it is, but I'm trying to make him a man, trying to make a man out of it.
他真的需要他的工作 He really needs his job.
你得对他们放轻松 就像他还有功课和其他东西要交学费一样 书 You need you to take it easy on them, like he's got schoolwork and other things to pay for tuition. Books.
他不需要你来逼他 He doesn't need you up his ass.
但你是在开玩笑吗 你知道吗 But do you just kidding, um, you know what?
我尊重你的做法 你到这里来 我是说 我知道你 你知道 你有 I respect what you're doing. You come down here, I mean, I know you, you know, you had the.
我以为你会来这里 你知道的 对付那个恶霸 但我有个更好的主意 让我们协商 Thought you were gonna come down here, and, you know, take on the bully, but I have a better idea. Let's negotiate.
先生 Sir.
我想把这些留着 说实话 别人会更喜欢 但是 I was saving these for, well, to be completely honest, somebody else is more, but.
关于你的尺寸 About your size.
我是说 在我看来 我们有两个选择 I mean, the way I see it, we got two options.
你知道 我们都可以 你可以回家 我明天可以去上班 你认识马克 然后被解雇 You know, we can both, you can go home and I can go to work tomorrow, and you know Mark and be fired.
不 他真的需要一份工作 No, he really needs a job.
我的意思是 从另一个角度来看 你可以拿着这个 I mean, the other way I see it, I mean, you can take this and uh see,
不 No,
这些也一样 你可以试试 给我穿上 看看 Even these as well, and you can try it, those on for me and see if.
激励着我 Inspire me.
第一个浴室 First bathroom.
也许你在这里做会更有趣 Maybe it'd be more fun if you just did it right here.
只有一个 Only one.
马克小 Mark Small.
贝基 贝基 不好意思 Becky, becky, excuse me.
对不起 Sorry,
好吧 你拿我们的树枝和硬币 既然你不担心 Okay, you getting our branches and pennies, since you don't worry,
当你和孩子们打架的时候 你总是当指挥官吗 Do you always go commander when you come to fight the boys.
我的只是想找点乐子 他们很认真的 Mine's trying to have a little fun. They're so serious.
天啊 你以为我是那样的人 它会变得更大 Jesus, you think with me like that, it would have grown bigger.
我是说 你为什么一直这么做我是说 只有被选中的那几个人 他才会到处乱扔垃圾 I mean, what do you do this all the time I mean, only with the chosen few, he just has the shit laying around.
三或更多 Three or some plus.
是合适的 你 Be fit. You.
选择这个 Choose to go with this.
躺在周围 你的尺寸是多少 Lying around what size are you.
八个 Eight.
这是我的幸运码 总是合身 It's my lucky size that always fits.
缓慢的 白色的 Slow, white.
对马克斯韦尔来说很可爱 Pretty cute for Markswell.
我来告诉你 I will tell you.
但我不知道你是否需要这个计划 But I don't know any better if you need to have this plan.
是啊 我又不是只拿火腿逗男人 Well, yeah, it's not like I only tease the guys with ham.
我觉得很难相信 好吧 I found it hard to believe. All right,
在那里 There.
你现在可以退出一段时间 我是说 退出就像一个强烈的词 但我可以放松 那是我们 You can quit a while now, I mean, quits like a strong word, but I can take it easy, that's what we.
要对 要放轻松 要少 不要完全停止 To right, take it easy, like less, not completely stopped.
现在我要你停止 完全停止 他们什么都没做 没有欺负 没有 Now I want you to stop, like, entirely, they don't even make nothing, no bullying, no.
我们说好了 说好了我会 We agreed, we made a very clear agreement that I would.
它会更少 It would be less.
那是什么词如果我们把它放在前面 我就会缓和下来 我们说话的时候我肯定在健身 That was, what was the word Had we put it before that I would tone it down. I can definitely I'm toning as we speak.
我只需要你阻止它 我的意思是 我还是愿意协商的 I just need you to stop it. Well, I mean, I'm still open negotiation.
我知道他真的很需要这份工作 I know he really needs his job.
我真的需要一份工作 I really need a job.
也许我们可以 哦 不好意思 我的孩子有点小 我是说 这不正常 这不是正常的 Maybe we can, oh, excuse me, I'm sorry, my child is a little small. I mean, that's not normal. That's not normal.
上流人士总是戴小毛巾 在欧洲 有这样的毛巾 Top people wear small towels all the time. In Europe, there are towels like this.
好了 欺凌就会停止 我是说 我完全可以停止欺凌 如果你 Okay, and the bullying is gonna stop, I mean, yeah, I can totally stop bullying if you.
可以去这里 他就是 很礼貌地问我 Can go here, and he is, and ask me very nicely.
我的天啊 My gosh.
一个巨大的 Take a huge.
但我从来没有出轨过 But I've never cheated on.
五秒钟前你嘴里还叼着个很大很大的鸡巴 我觉得这也算 所以你不会回来了 You just had a big, huge cock in your mouth about five seconds ago, I would say that that counts. So won't you get back.
我知道这太糟糕了 I see that's so bad.
贝基 Becky.
啊 Ah,
鸡蛋 Egg.
受欢迎 Popular.
如果你从来没有欺骗过你的丈夫 那你是不是第一次有一个巨大的鸡巴 If you never cheat on your husband, is that the first time you have a big, huge cock.
不 他没有大的 No, he doesn't have a big one.
所以 So.
啊 Ah,
所以我们认为你更有可能成为那个人 So we think that it's more likely that you're going to have to be the one.
啊 Ah,
不 我在想我要去找你 No, I was thinking something that I'm just going to you.
所以很明显 你会 So obviously, you're gonna.
笨蛋 跟着我 别再烦你儿子了 但我在想 Sucker stick to me, decide to leave your son alone. But I was thinking.
如果你有关于情感的东西呢 What if you could have about emotions?
你给我加薪了 You get my raise?
但你得把东西卖给 But you may have to sell the stuff to.
我们是一个声音 一个大 We are a sound, a big.
我从来没有说话 我不能保证拍电影 I never speak. I can't promise to raise movies.
你不喜欢我刚走进办公室说 你知道 很有趣 你做得很好 Don't you like that I just walked in worked one and said, you know, it's fun, you've done such a good job.
你在升职 我们永远都不会知道那是我的 You're promoting, we'll never know that it's mine.
为了能在贝尔斯登上成功从各个角度出发 Fucking pounded from every angle to make it out on Bear.
只要你保证他能升职 All if you promise that he gets a promotion.
肯定 Definitely.
快 Quick.
你 You.
商店 Shop.
哦好 Oh good.
你知道的 You know.
是的 Yeah.
我 Me.
漂亮 我们从未见过这样有能力的人出来 Pretty. We've never known such a capable person to come out of.
吃了 Eat.
真理 Truth.
哦 Uh,
哦 Oh,
哦 哦 Oh, oh,
哦 Oh,
嘿 Hey,
哦 Oh,
是的 哦 Yeah, oh,
哦 哦 哦 Oh, oh, oh,
树皮 哦 Bark, oh,
哦 Oh,
噢 是的 Oh yeah.
哦 Oh,
哦 哦 哦 Oh, oh, oh,
哦 Oh,
哦 哦 Oh, oh,
哦 Oh,
哦 哦 是的 Oh, oh, yeah.
哦 Oh,
噢 是的 Oh yeah.
哦 Oh,
是的 Yeah.
啊 Ah,
哦 哦 Oh, oh,
哦 哦 哦 哦 Oh, oh, oh, oh,
哦 哦 Oh, oh,
你他妈一路上都在 Oh, you were in the fucking all the way.
哦 Oh,
哦 哦 哦 哦 Oh, oh, oh, oh,
哦 哦 哦 Oh, oh, oh,
哦 Oh,
好吧 是的 Okay, yeah.
哦 哦 Oh, oh,
在电话里说 Do this on the phone.
好吧 什么好 All right, what's fine?
对 For.
的 The.
哦 Oh,
啊 是的 Ah, yeah.
哦 Oh,
哦 Ooh.
哦 Oh,
我他妈的老公 Oh my fucking husband.
书 Book.
啊 Ah,
是的 是的 Yeah, yeah.
哦 Oh,
我们 We.
是的 Yeah.
哦 Ooh.
哦 Oh,
啊 Ah,
去你妈的 去你妈的 哦 Oh, oh, fuck you, oh, fuck you. Oh.
哦 Oh,
哦 哦 Oh, oh,
哦 Oh,
哦 哦 哦 哦 哦 Oh, oh, oh, oh, oh.
是的 Yes.
哦 Oh,
哦 他妈的 Oh, pulling the fucking.
哦 Oh,
噢 是的 哦 Oh yeah. Oh.
哦 Oh,
哦 哦 哦 哦 Oh, oh, oh, oh,
啊 哦 Ah, oh,
嗯 Hmm.
啊 Ah,
毫米 MM,
噢 啊 Oh, ah.
但 是的 But yeah,
妈妈 Mom.
哦 哦 Oh, oh,
啊 Ah,
哦 Oh,
哦 Uh,
真不敢相信我要这么做 I cannot believe I'm doing this.
两个 Two.
的 The.
所以我们认为它是 So we think that it is.
哦 Oh,
哦 哦 Oh, oh,
哇 Wow.
哦 Oh,
哦 哦 Oh, oh,
哦 Oh,
哈哈 HA, HA,
嗯 Um,
哦 好的 Oh, okay.
是的 Yeah.
哦 Oh,
操 太他妈大了 操 太可怕了 Oh, fuck, yeah, oh, fucking big, fuck it very much horrible.
哦 哦 是的 Oh, oh yes.
哦 Oh,
哦 哦 Oh, oh,
哦 哦 操 哦 Oh, oh, fuck, oh.
哦 这个可以 Oh, this is all right.
哦 Oh,
哦 哦 Oh, oh,
的老板 Boss.
哦 Oh,
哦 哦 Oh, oh,
哦 Oh,
但当你 But then it really wasn't right when you.
我能走多陡就能走多陡 但当它真的真的不陡的时候 它就是你开始的时候 As steep as if I can go, but when it really really wasn't, it was when you started.
哦 Oh,
哦 哦 Oh, oh,
哦 Oh,
哦 哦 Oh, oh,
哦 Oh,
哦 哦 Oh, oh,
哦 Oh,
男孩 Boy.
哦 Oh,
哦 哦 Oh, oh,
哦 Oh,
他妈的你 Fucking you.
哦 哦 哦 Oh, oh, oh,
哦 Oh,
啊 Ah,
哦 哦 Oh, oh,
哦 Oh,
学校 School.
哦 Oh,
哦 哦 哦 Oh, oh, oh,
哦 哦 Oh, oh,
是啊 那得他妈的 Yeah, oh, oh, oh, that takes a fucking.
是的 Yeah.
哦 Oh,
啊 Ah,
哦 Oh,
哦 哦 Oh, oh,
哦 Oh,
让我给那个该死的病人刷够了 Let me brush in that fucking patient for enough.
嗯 Um,
哦 Oh,
嗨 Hi.
谁 Who.
你是什么时候参加舞会的 不 我有个孩子在工作 You join the ball at? No. I had this kid that was working.
人奴 你升职了 如果你想的话 有个职位空缺 Person slave, and you got promotions, and there's a job opening if you want it.
我会放弃我的工作 但我真的要放弃 I'll pass on my job, but I do.
哦 Uh,
淘气的美国 Naughty America.
没有人 没有人 没有人做得更好 Nobody, nobody, nobody does it better.