1 00:00:04,520 --> 00:00:06,520 Man, I am so psyched for this auto show. 2 00:00:06,720 --> 00:00:08,640 I'm telling you, once I trick out my el camino, 3 00:00:08,680 --> 00:00:11,400 it is going to be bad freakin' ass. 4 00:00:13,480 --> 00:00:16,160 You know, "tricking out" sounds a lot like accessorizing. 5 00:00:16,200 --> 00:00:17,960 Hey, don't ever call it that, all right ? 6 00:00:19,600 --> 00:00:21,160 But, yeah, that's basically what it is. 7 00:00:22,400 --> 00:00:28,000 Kitty, I'm begging you to stop. There's gonna be hundreds of auto parts salesmen, 8 00:00:28,080 --> 00:00:32,160 and now that I have the muffler shop, they're gonna be getting in line to kiss my butt. 9 00:00:33,000 --> 00:00:37,400 Well, and they will be happy to kiss it because everything from my house is spotless. 10 00:00:38,960 --> 00:00:40,720 All right, I'm getting in the car, 11 00:00:40,920 --> 00:00:44,160 I'm counting to 60, and if you're not there, I'm leaving. 12 00:00:44,200 --> 00:00:46,720 Ah, the honeymoon speech again. 13 00:00:48,960 --> 00:00:49,560 Whoops. 14 00:00:50,600 --> 00:00:52,600 I can't forget my book. You know, 15 00:00:52,600 --> 00:00:56,320 this new jackie collins romance really gives me a case of the tingles. 16 00:00:57,520 --> 00:00:59,200 Mrs. Forman, please, 17 00:00:59,240 --> 00:01:01,000 your tingles are your own business. 18 00:01:01,880 --> 00:01:04,600 You move into my house, you hear about my tingles. 19 00:01:08,320 --> 00:01:09,120 Jackie, 20 00:01:09,440 --> 00:01:13,440 I hope you brought a book. When we get to the auto show, the guys are gonna ignore us. 21 00:01:13,440 --> 00:01:17,120 Mrs. Forman, I'm a beautiful girl with a shrill, demanding voice. 22 00:01:17,640 --> 00:01:19,720 I'm pretty hard to ignore. 23 00:01:20,960 --> 00:01:23,960 Okay, but we can't compete with a bunch of cars. 24 00:01:25,440 --> 00:01:28,160 Wheels are like bosoms to men, 25 00:01:29,440 --> 00:01:31,480 and a car has four. 26 00:01:41,720 --> 00:01:43,160 I'm getting better. 27 00:01:45,600 --> 00:01:48,080 Leo, check it out. It's my baby ! 28 00:01:48,120 --> 00:01:48,800 oh, 29 00:01:50,160 --> 00:01:51,320 this is brooke. 30 00:01:52,040 --> 00:01:54,000 Oh, isn't she adorable ? 31 00:01:55,000 --> 00:01:55,720 Yeah. 32 00:01:56,600 --> 00:01:58,560 I can see why you knocked her up. 33 00:02:00,480 --> 00:02:03,280 Michael, thanks again for watching betsy. Everyone else was busy. 34 00:02:03,320 --> 00:02:04,800 Thanks for trusting me. 35 00:02:05,400 --> 00:02:06,280 Yeah. 36 00:02:06,840 --> 00:02:10,120 It's my first time. I'm pretty nervous. I tried on three outfits. 37 00:02:10,560 --> 00:02:13,280 No, you guys will be great. All little girls love their daddies. 38 00:02:13,280 --> 00:02:15,400 Plus I'll bet you'll probably like a lot of the same toys. 39 00:02:16,320 --> 00:02:17,360 Ooh, I'm late. 40 00:02:17,480 --> 00:02:18,760 Oh, yes. 41 00:02:19,320 --> 00:02:20,080 Hi. 42 00:02:20,360 --> 00:02:23,840 Ohh ! Bye-bye, betsy-pie. Mommy loves you. 43 00:02:23,880 --> 00:02:26,280 - Yes, she does, yes, she does. - All right, hand her over. 44 00:02:26,320 --> 00:02:28,320 - You're so attached. Just... - oh... 45 00:02:29,640 --> 00:02:30,960 look, don't worry. 46 00:02:31,000 --> 00:02:34,240 All she does is sleep. It's like taking care of a bowling ball. 47 00:02:35,200 --> 00:02:37,120 I don't like bowling, man. 48 00:02:38,480 --> 00:02:41,240 You throw the ball down there, and it keeps coming back. 49 00:02:42,520 --> 00:02:44,320 It's spooky, man. 50 00:02:49,080 --> 00:02:52,520 Okay, donna, I've just spent the last ten minutes cologning and powdering myself. 51 00:02:52,560 --> 00:02:54,120 Let's spill'em and feel 'em. 52 00:02:54,200 --> 00:02:55,760 We can't, because fez is here. 53 00:02:56,240 --> 00:02:56,920 Yeah. 54 00:02:57,600 --> 00:02:59,480 I'm here, and you can'T. 55 00:03:01,440 --> 00:03:02,600 Fez, buddy, come on. 56 00:03:02,640 --> 00:03:05,720 You of all people should understand how important sex is to a man. 57 00:03:06,520 --> 00:03:08,120 Why should you do it if I can't ? 58 00:03:08,160 --> 00:03:09,640 Because I have a girlfriend. 59 00:03:09,680 --> 00:03:11,440 Why should you have a girlfriend if I can't ? 60 00:03:11,960 --> 00:03:13,840 Okay, how are we gonna work this out ? 61 00:03:13,920 --> 00:03:14,920 Give her to me. 62 00:03:17,120 --> 00:03:18,880 Guys, check it out. 63 00:03:19,160 --> 00:03:21,040 Brooke finally let me take care of betsy. 64 00:03:21,040 --> 00:03:22,720 We're gonna stay here for the day, okay ? 65 00:03:22,760 --> 00:03:25,280 No. Come on. Donna and i have a do-it day planned. 66 00:03:25,320 --> 00:03:26,920 Yeah, and I think I got a piece of this. 67 00:03:27,800 --> 00:03:29,440 Look, why don't you do it at your house ? 68 00:03:29,440 --> 00:03:31,920 I can'T. My brother's friends are over there, and they're playing darts, 69 00:03:31,920 --> 00:03:34,960 and they don't use a dartboard. They just run around and throw 'em at each other. 70 00:03:35,760 --> 00:03:36,680 Okay, donna, 71 00:03:36,840 --> 00:03:39,160 I'm going go upstairs and change into something sexy. 72 00:03:39,440 --> 00:03:43,560 Now either you come join me in 60 seconds, or I'm gonna have to start without you, and... 73 00:03:43,840 --> 00:03:46,280 we both know how awkward it is when you walk in on that. 74 00:03:49,160 --> 00:03:50,080 What's this ? 75 00:03:50,480 --> 00:03:53,000 That's breast milk. Don't touch it. 76 00:03:55,040 --> 00:03:55,960 Breast milk ? 77 00:03:56,120 --> 00:03:57,320 From real breasts ? 78 00:04:00,600 --> 00:04:01,880 What don't they do ? 79 00:04:04,200 --> 00:04:06,880 Kelso, she's so adorable. 80 00:04:08,120 --> 00:04:10,040 why is she making that weird face ? 81 00:04:12,440 --> 00:04:13,480 - it's poo ! - it's poo ! 82 00:04:17,320 --> 00:04:19,720 It smells in there, too ! It's everywhere ! 83 00:04:55,320 --> 00:04:57,840 We have to dispose of the dirty diaper. 84 00:04:58,200 --> 00:04:58,960 Shark. 85 00:05:01,000 --> 00:05:01,880 Shark. 86 00:05:06,680 --> 00:05:07,400 Oh. 87 00:05:09,720 --> 00:05:11,080 What do you want me to do with it ? 88 00:05:11,160 --> 00:05:12,400 Just chuck it. 89 00:05:12,480 --> 00:05:13,680 What about the shark ? 90 00:05:14,600 --> 00:05:16,360 Chuck it. Chuck it all. 91 00:05:25,920 --> 00:05:29,000 why is she still crying? We just changed her. 92 00:05:29,280 --> 00:05:31,480 Maybe she doesn't like you. Ah, baby burn. 93 00:05:34,080 --> 00:05:34,840 no. 94 00:05:35,080 --> 00:05:36,480 I know what it is. 95 00:05:36,680 --> 00:05:39,600 We left her teddy bear at my house. I'll go get it. Here. 96 00:05:39,880 --> 00:05:40,800 Um... 97 00:05:42,680 --> 00:05:44,760 aren't you gonna take her with you ? 98 00:05:44,880 --> 00:05:47,000 No. I can't take betsy in my car. 99 00:05:47,040 --> 00:05:49,680 I took out the seat belts to make it go faster. 100 00:05:52,800 --> 00:05:55,160 Okay, don't grab those. I'm not your mommy. 101 00:05:56,880 --> 00:05:59,200 Yeah, a lady once said that to me on the bus. 102 00:06:00,920 --> 00:06:03,960 Well, it wasn't a lady. It was more like a man-lady. 103 00:06:04,960 --> 00:06:06,920 It's hard to tell sometimes, you know ? 104 00:06:12,080 --> 00:06:13,600 Why tell this story, fez ? 105 00:06:15,960 --> 00:06:16,760 Why ? 106 00:06:22,640 --> 00:06:24,480 yeah, man, look at this place. 107 00:06:24,520 --> 00:06:26,960 Chrome, tires, half-dressed women... 108 00:06:28,040 --> 00:06:30,360 it's like sunday dinner at my grandma's house. 109 00:06:33,360 --> 00:06:34,840 All right, salesmen, 110 00:06:34,880 --> 00:06:38,240 pucker up. Red forman's ass is in the building. 111 00:06:40,120 --> 00:06:44,160 Okay, well, mine's gone. I give yours about 30 seconds. 112 00:06:44,800 --> 00:06:47,280 All right, jackie, so let's start off looking at new tires, 113 00:06:47,320 --> 00:06:50,640 then after lunch, you can help me pick out an obnoxiously loud car stereo. 114 00:06:50,880 --> 00:06:53,240 Wait, you're gonna spend the day with jackie ? 115 00:06:53,280 --> 00:06:54,760 Yeah, man. She's my chick. 116 00:06:55,560 --> 00:06:59,080 All right, I'm gonna go get us a funnel cake. But listen, this is a rough crowd, all right ? 117 00:06:59,120 --> 00:07:02,200 So if any guys come up to you and offer to teach you how to drive a stick, 118 00:07:02,400 --> 00:07:04,200 just say no and pull the fire alarm. 119 00:07:07,240 --> 00:07:09,120 Told ya he wouldn't ditch me. 120 00:07:09,720 --> 00:07:11,160 I'm his "chick." 121 00:07:12,520 --> 00:07:14,360 Jackie, he's a man. 122 00:07:14,680 --> 00:07:17,480 Accept the fact that he is not coming back. 123 00:07:18,400 --> 00:07:21,040 When I was in labor, red went to get me ice chips. 124 00:07:21,080 --> 00:07:25,800 I didn't see him for an hour and a half because he found a pinball machine. 125 00:07:26,240 --> 00:07:27,280 No way. 126 00:07:27,320 --> 00:07:28,400 But it's fine. 127 00:07:28,760 --> 00:07:30,920 Ha. I laugh about it now. 128 00:07:31,920 --> 00:07:33,040 I do. 129 00:07:33,880 --> 00:07:35,040 I will. 130 00:07:36,160 --> 00:07:37,840 It's just not that funny. 131 00:07:40,880 --> 00:07:42,280 I think she's out. 132 00:07:42,640 --> 00:07:44,400 Well, in that case... 133 00:07:44,960 --> 00:07:45,720 eric, 134 00:07:46,120 --> 00:07:47,960 we can't do that with her in here. 135 00:07:48,240 --> 00:07:50,640 What ? Come on. She's fast asleep. 136 00:07:50,880 --> 00:07:53,040 And it's been over a week for us. 137 00:07:53,480 --> 00:07:56,480 Donna, you can only keep the tiger in its cage for so long. 138 00:07:57,080 --> 00:07:59,040 Yeah, that's right. I'm callin' it a tiger now. 139 00:08:04,360 --> 00:08:05,680 crap, the baby's awake. 140 00:08:05,720 --> 00:08:09,640 No, no, no, no, no. Hey, betsy. Close your eyes, 141 00:08:09,680 --> 00:08:13,280 'cause aunt donna and uncle eric are gonna do it. 142 00:08:13,320 --> 00:08:16,800 Eric, you are seriously disturbed. We have to take care of her. 143 00:08:16,840 --> 00:08:19,120 No, no, come on. She's fine. 144 00:08:19,160 --> 00:08:22,760 You can't put the tiger back in his cage now, donna. He's all agitated. 145 00:08:23,680 --> 00:08:26,400 How can a crying baby not turn you off ? 146 00:08:26,440 --> 00:08:29,080 Two words, donna... eight teen. 147 00:08:29,120 --> 00:08:31,080 - Nothing turns me off. - Yeah ? 148 00:08:37,600 --> 00:08:38,560 Hey, fez. 149 00:08:39,160 --> 00:08:40,600 Why are you staring at that milk ? 150 00:08:41,280 --> 00:08:42,640 It's from a breast. 151 00:08:44,360 --> 00:08:45,520 Simply remarkable. 152 00:08:47,160 --> 00:08:50,400 Okay, you're clearly a demented pervert, so let me ask you something. 153 00:08:50,960 --> 00:08:53,360 Would you be able to have sex with a baby in the room ? 154 00:08:53,400 --> 00:08:56,640 No way. I can barely do it with a woman in the room. 155 00:08:57,800 --> 00:09:01,200 Congratulations, eric. You're more despicable sexually than fez. 156 00:09:01,280 --> 00:09:03,560 Okay, donna, here's the thing, 157 00:09:03,680 --> 00:09:07,280 I'm a man, so my on/off switch is always on. 158 00:09:07,280 --> 00:09:09,000 Now you can either deal with that 159 00:09:09,440 --> 00:09:11,000 or you can switch to girls. 160 00:09:15,960 --> 00:09:18,680 Donna, if that's your baby, I'm gonna snap eric in half. 161 00:09:20,680 --> 00:09:23,360 Dad, don't you think you woulda noticed if I was pregnant ? 162 00:09:24,320 --> 00:09:26,720 Not really. I'm not that hands-on of a dad. 163 00:09:29,160 --> 00:09:33,040 Anyhoo, I bought a hammock and put it up in the den 'cause it's too cold outside. 164 00:09:33,080 --> 00:09:34,640 Now I need someone to push me. 165 00:09:36,400 --> 00:09:38,400 Sure, I'll push you in the hammock, bob. 166 00:09:38,600 --> 00:09:42,000 Then I'll climb up a tree and pluck you a fresh coconut. 167 00:09:43,160 --> 00:09:44,400 I don't think so, bob. 168 00:09:46,120 --> 00:09:48,800 Okay, it's your loss, but I'm a big tipper. 169 00:09:50,160 --> 00:09:50,880 Okay... 170 00:09:51,240 --> 00:09:55,160 I got betsy's teddy bear. And it wasn't easy dodging my brothers. 171 00:09:56,080 --> 00:09:57,840 I got a dart in the calf. 172 00:09:58,880 --> 00:09:59,720 oh. 173 00:10:00,040 --> 00:10:02,520 Here's my little girl. Huh ? 174 00:10:04,200 --> 00:10:06,040 Hey, baby. Look. 175 00:10:06,320 --> 00:10:09,640 Look, it's your teddy bear and your handsome daddy. 176 00:10:15,920 --> 00:10:18,080 why won't she stop crying ? 177 00:10:20,520 --> 00:10:22,080 Maybe it is me. 178 00:10:22,400 --> 00:10:23,960 What if she doesn't like me ? 179 00:10:24,680 --> 00:10:26,440 Kelso, don't take it personally. 180 00:10:26,480 --> 00:10:28,440 I didn't like you when I first met you. 181 00:10:30,080 --> 00:10:32,640 But that's because you were peeing on my swing set. 182 00:10:32,920 --> 00:10:33,720 Well, 183 00:10:33,920 --> 00:10:36,520 it was brand-new, and I was jealous. 184 00:10:41,360 --> 00:10:43,200 one funnel cake, extra sugar. 185 00:10:43,240 --> 00:10:44,160 Oh, 186 00:10:44,760 --> 00:10:48,760 steven, I knew you'd come back, and to show you how thankful I am, 187 00:10:48,800 --> 00:10:50,920 I'm gonna feed you a piece. 188 00:10:51,960 --> 00:10:53,920 Oh, get a room. 189 00:10:56,800 --> 00:10:58,320 Did you see red ? 190 00:10:58,640 --> 00:10:59,920 He didn't come back yet ? 191 00:11:01,080 --> 00:11:03,480 That's weird. He was in front of me in the funnel cake line. 192 00:11:06,280 --> 00:11:07,520 What the... 193 00:11:10,440 --> 00:11:13,520 okay, gals, say, "funnel cake." 194 00:11:13,560 --> 00:11:16,200 funnel cake. 195 00:11:16,200 --> 00:11:18,080 oh, my god ! 196 00:11:20,040 --> 00:11:21,640 There goes the fun. 197 00:11:22,840 --> 00:11:26,320 Well, I hope you're happy, red forman, because we are leaving. You two ! 198 00:11:26,360 --> 00:11:28,920 get your a-s-ses back to the car. 199 00:11:29,240 --> 00:11:33,040 You two, get your b-double o-bs off my husband. 200 00:11:36,920 --> 00:11:40,640 I can't believe that lookin' in this mirror isn't puttin' her in a great mood. 201 00:11:42,280 --> 00:11:44,080 It always works for me. 202 00:11:48,280 --> 00:11:51,080 Man, am I glad I found you guys. 203 00:11:51,400 --> 00:11:53,480 All these houses look alike. 204 00:11:54,960 --> 00:11:58,040 Except for that red one on the corner where the clown lives. 205 00:11:59,160 --> 00:12:00,680 That's a mcdonald'S. 206 00:12:01,840 --> 00:12:04,680 well, whatever his name is, he's funny. 207 00:12:06,040 --> 00:12:07,680 Hey, what's with the baby, man ? 208 00:12:07,720 --> 00:12:10,120 I don't know. I can't get her to quit crying. 209 00:12:10,240 --> 00:12:11,600 Here, let me try. 210 00:12:13,680 --> 00:12:14,440 Yeah. 211 00:12:15,680 --> 00:12:16,320 yeah. 212 00:12:19,560 --> 00:12:21,000 How'd you do that ? 213 00:12:21,120 --> 00:12:22,840 Babies love me, man, 214 00:12:23,000 --> 00:12:24,720 'cause I'm fuzzy. 215 00:12:26,360 --> 00:12:27,920 I'll go give her a bottle. 216 00:12:31,320 --> 00:12:32,520 That proves it. 217 00:12:32,800 --> 00:12:34,240 My own baby hates me. 218 00:12:34,240 --> 00:12:35,960 That's not true. 219 00:12:36,360 --> 00:12:38,960 She only stopped crying when leo held her because... 220 00:12:39,000 --> 00:12:40,560 he has the shakes. 221 00:12:42,440 --> 00:12:43,960 No. It's me. 222 00:12:44,680 --> 00:12:46,120 She hardly knows me, 223 00:12:46,160 --> 00:12:48,280 and a girl needs her father, you know, for guidance. 224 00:12:48,320 --> 00:12:51,400 What happens if she grows up and starts dating, like, fez ? 225 00:12:52,920 --> 00:12:55,840 Boy, if she looks anything like you, she'll be way outta my league. 226 00:12:57,440 --> 00:13:00,480 Kelso, if you really feel like that, you should start getting to know her now. 227 00:13:00,720 --> 00:13:02,000 Go hold her. 228 00:13:03,360 --> 00:13:04,240 You're right. 229 00:13:10,600 --> 00:13:11,480 Leo ? 230 00:13:16,080 --> 00:13:17,800 Oh, my god. They're gone. 231 00:13:18,480 --> 00:13:20,520 Everybody... everybody just stay calm ! 232 00:13:24,000 --> 00:13:25,440 The breast milk is safe. 233 00:13:32,400 --> 00:13:33,400 Are they outside ? 234 00:13:33,440 --> 00:13:35,200 Not in the driveway, but eric went to check the park. 235 00:13:35,240 --> 00:13:36,840 And they're not upstairs. 236 00:13:37,000 --> 00:13:40,800 Although I did find kitty's special occasion panties hanging on the towel bar. 237 00:13:42,760 --> 00:13:45,320 There's a lot more goin' on up there than we think. 238 00:13:47,920 --> 00:13:49,680 How could i let this happen ? 239 00:13:50,000 --> 00:13:52,160 I am the worst father ever. 240 00:13:54,480 --> 00:13:55,400 betsy ? 241 00:13:57,760 --> 00:14:01,240 No, michael, it's me. I'm callin' to check in. How's she doing ? 242 00:14:01,400 --> 00:14:04,120 How's she doing ? Fine. God, quit smothering her. 243 00:14:05,160 --> 00:14:07,680 Hey, put the phone to her ear, let me say hi. 244 00:14:08,360 --> 00:14:10,760 it's brooke. She wants to talk to the baby. 245 00:14:11,560 --> 00:14:12,360 Gimme. 246 00:14:17,480 --> 00:14:19,760 hey, mama, send more milk. 247 00:14:22,640 --> 00:14:24,360 Was that fez ? 248 00:14:25,680 --> 00:14:27,120 Yeah. 249 00:14:27,680 --> 00:14:30,120 We... we're just messin' around. 250 00:14:30,720 --> 00:14:33,840 But, uh, betsy... she's... she's sleepin'. 251 00:14:33,920 --> 00:14:37,400 She'S... yeah. She's... she's sleepin'like a little... 252 00:14:38,560 --> 00:14:40,480 somethin' that sleeps a lot. 253 00:14:42,360 --> 00:14:44,040 Okay. Well, 254 00:14:44,080 --> 00:14:46,520 just give her a kiss for me, and I'll see you later. 255 00:14:46,920 --> 00:14:47,720 Okay. 256 00:14:52,760 --> 00:14:53,680 You guys, 257 00:14:54,000 --> 00:14:58,040 what am I gonna do ? I'm... I'm... I'm really startin'to freak out. 258 00:14:58,400 --> 00:15:00,600 All right, kelso, just relax. 259 00:15:00,800 --> 00:15:03,200 She's with leo. He's great with kids. 260 00:15:03,200 --> 00:15:05,000 I'm sure he's watchin' her like a hawk. 261 00:15:10,440 --> 00:15:11,760 Oh, little sweetie. 262 00:15:17,520 --> 00:15:19,880 What are you doin' in my house, hippie ? 263 00:15:20,680 --> 00:15:22,680 Are you sure this is your house ? 264 00:15:23,120 --> 00:15:25,640 Of course it's my house. 265 00:15:26,560 --> 00:15:27,880 I believe ya. 266 00:15:28,040 --> 00:15:30,480 The guy screaming usually owns the house. 267 00:15:36,480 --> 00:15:39,600 all right, when kitty shows up, she's gonna be pretty mad. So 268 00:15:40,960 --> 00:15:42,800 I think we should just leave her here. 269 00:15:44,400 --> 00:15:45,960 She can't getany madder. 270 00:15:47,040 --> 00:15:48,920 I think you should definitely leave her here. 271 00:15:50,400 --> 00:15:51,280 Kitty. 272 00:15:51,320 --> 00:15:53,560 they tried to leave you! I tried to stop 'em. 273 00:15:54,760 --> 00:15:57,120 Jackie, I'm perfectly fine. 274 00:15:57,320 --> 00:16:00,200 I just need to speak to redin the car for a minute. 275 00:16:07,200 --> 00:16:09,040 How could you, red forman ? 276 00:16:09,160 --> 00:16:13,840 Steven stayed with jackie, but you went off and gave my funnel cake to those whores. 277 00:16:16,160 --> 00:16:18,960 I was just trying to have a little fun. 278 00:16:19,360 --> 00:16:20,480 Oh, yeah ? 279 00:16:20,520 --> 00:16:23,680 Well, you can take your funand shove it up your... 280 00:16:31,920 --> 00:16:34,040 michael, I just want to talk to my daughter. 281 00:16:34,200 --> 00:16:36,440 I'm sorry, brooke. She's still asleep. 282 00:16:36,640 --> 00:16:37,520 Kelso, 283 00:16:37,640 --> 00:16:41,760 tell her the truth, or I'm gonna touch you with mrs. Forman's special occasion panties. 284 00:16:43,200 --> 00:16:44,880 Oh, those are in my backpack. 285 00:16:47,840 --> 00:16:48,560 Okay... 286 00:16:51,200 --> 00:16:53,800 brooke, uh... about betsy. 287 00:16:54,720 --> 00:16:56,280 There's something I have to tell you. 288 00:16:56,520 --> 00:16:57,800 Anyone lose a baby ? 289 00:16:57,840 --> 00:16:58,880 I found her ! 290 00:17:00,040 --> 00:17:01,760 You found her ? 291 00:17:01,880 --> 00:17:04,440 No, no, I said, "I love her." 292 00:17:04,920 --> 00:17:06,440 That is not what you said. 293 00:17:06,480 --> 00:17:10,480 You know what ? You never listen to me. I'm hanging up. 294 00:17:12,320 --> 00:17:14,240 Kelso, you did say you found her. 295 00:17:14,280 --> 00:17:15,880 You know, you women 296 00:17:16,360 --> 00:17:18,320 all stick together. 297 00:17:21,160 --> 00:17:22,920 think she wants her daddy. 298 00:17:26,440 --> 00:17:27,680 it's okay. 299 00:17:28,240 --> 00:17:29,680 Daddy's here. 300 00:17:34,480 --> 00:17:35,720 do you hear that ? 301 00:17:37,040 --> 00:17:38,600 She stopped crying. 302 00:17:40,400 --> 00:17:42,240 I think she knows it's me. 303 00:17:42,520 --> 00:17:44,400 And I think she likes me. 304 00:17:46,760 --> 00:17:48,680 That's so beautiful. 305 00:17:49,680 --> 00:17:52,040 I promised myself I wouldn't do this. 306 00:17:57,120 --> 00:18:00,520 Listen, kitty, I'm sorry about today. It's just... 307 00:18:00,720 --> 00:18:03,760 they pay those ladies to flirt with guys like me. 308 00:18:03,800 --> 00:18:05,280 They're almost hookers. 309 00:18:06,760 --> 00:18:08,320 I shoulda stayed in the den. 310 00:18:08,440 --> 00:18:10,920 No, no, no. Those girls didn't bother me. 311 00:18:10,960 --> 00:18:13,800 I can outlast those tramps any day of the week. 312 00:18:14,080 --> 00:18:17,040 It was just... seeing steven and jackie together. 313 00:18:17,040 --> 00:18:17,800 Oh, 314 00:18:18,320 --> 00:18:22,320 you can't compare our mature relationship to what those kids have. 315 00:18:22,640 --> 00:18:26,440 Ah, we're past all those highs and lows. We're like A... 316 00:18:26,760 --> 00:18:29,840 like a sailboat in a dead calm. 317 00:18:31,560 --> 00:18:32,720 Look, kitty... 318 00:18:34,560 --> 00:18:36,160 the important thing is 319 00:18:36,560 --> 00:18:37,880 every morning, 320 00:18:38,320 --> 00:18:42,280 I get to wake up next to my favorite girl in the whole world. 321 00:18:43,280 --> 00:18:45,720 Reginald Albert forman. 322 00:18:47,720 --> 00:18:48,440 whoa. 323 00:18:50,400 --> 00:18:51,800 Okay, how about that ? 324 00:18:51,960 --> 00:18:53,040 On or off ? 325 00:18:53,920 --> 00:18:55,800 Yeah, that's a showstopper. 326 00:18:56,200 --> 00:18:58,320 Oh, that's too bad 'cause it really turns me on. 327 00:18:58,360 --> 00:19:00,320 No, get... god, get off of me. 328 00:19:02,320 --> 00:19:03,680 Who loves you ? 329 00:19:04,400 --> 00:19:06,720 Your daddy does, that's who. 330 00:19:07,280 --> 00:19:10,400 Well, I can't remember the last time you made that much of a fuss over me. 331 00:19:12,760 --> 00:19:13,560 Ohh. 332 00:19:14,160 --> 00:19:16,000 There's my baby girl. 333 00:19:16,080 --> 00:19:17,920 Mommy missed you. 334 00:19:18,200 --> 00:19:20,000 Yeah, I don't want to let her go. 335 00:19:20,720 --> 00:19:23,040 She's so beautiful and warm. 336 00:19:23,320 --> 00:19:25,600 Well, apparently I'm ugly and cold. 337 00:19:28,360 --> 00:19:31,400 - Oh, here. Look at her smiling. - There we go. 338 00:19:31,400 --> 00:19:34,320 Oh, I'm so happy she loves her daddy. 339 00:19:34,680 --> 00:19:36,240 - Yeah. - Yes, It is. 340 00:19:38,680 --> 00:19:39,400 Hey, 341 00:19:39,880 --> 00:19:41,000 listen, uh... 342 00:19:41,800 --> 00:19:44,680 I know I haven't been around much, but, uh... 343 00:19:46,400 --> 00:19:49,120 that's gonna change 'cause she's my girl, and 344 00:19:49,760 --> 00:19:51,000 I wanna know her. 345 00:19:52,040 --> 00:19:53,440 That would be awesome. 346 00:19:54,160 --> 00:19:55,400 - Um... - I got it. 347 00:19:55,400 --> 00:19:57,080 Grab her stuff, and I'll go put her in the car. 348 00:19:57,120 --> 00:19:58,960 Yeah, here. 349 00:19:59,720 --> 00:20:00,400 Thanks. 350 00:20:18,280 --> 00:20:20,040 You need help, man. 351 00:20:22,680 --> 00:20:23,760 Yes, I do. 352 00:20:36,800 --> 00:20:38,320 I hate myself. 353 00:20:40,400 --> 00:20:42,480 But the money's just so good. 354 00:20:44,840 --> 00:20:47,360 A little faster so it stirs my drink.