[MOESHA] NO MATTER WHAT I FEEL ABOUT DEE,
I HAVE TO ADMIT SHE HAS A WAY WITH DAD.
THEY'RE ALWAYS GIGGLING AND CARRYING ON.
LIKE A COUPLE OF SCHOOL KIDS.
WELL, NOT REALLY. I'M A SCHOOL KID, AND I DON'T ACT THAT GOOFY.
[CHUCKLES] BUT I CAN TELL DEE'S MADE A DIFFERENCE IN DADDY'S LIFE.
I MEAN, HE'S MORE RELAXED,
HE SMILES MORE... HE DRESSES BETTER.
SHE EVEN HAS HIM DANCING... OR SOMETHING.
[CLEARS THROAT]
BOTTOM LINE IS, DEE MAKES MY DADDY HAPPY.
NOW, IF SHE COULD ONLY GET HIM.
TO CHANGE HIS HAIR STYLE, HIS LIFE WOULD.
TRULY BE COMPLETE.
♪ MO TO THE, E TO THE ♪
♪ UP IN THE MORNING, A NEW DAY IS DAWNING ♪
♪ IT'S ME, IT'S ME ♪
♪ NOW REALIZING MY RESPONSIBILITY ♪
♪ IT'S ME ♪
♪ MY BEST FRIENDS ARE ALWAYS ON MY MIND ♪
♪ IF YOU WANNA BE DOWN, COME ON ♪
♪ I GOTTA DO WHAT I GOTTA DO, AHH ♪
♪ I GOTTA MOVE ♪
♪ MOESHA ♪
♪ MOESHA! ♪
FRANK, MAN... IF I'D KNOWN YOU HAD A WOMAN
THAT COULD GO DOWN LIKE THIS, I'D HAVE
CARPOOLED WITH YOU FROM THE GET-GO.
YEAH, J.W., YOU WEREN'T SUPPOSED TO BE HERE
FOR ANOTHER HALF HOUR.
YEAH, BUT THE EGGS WERE READY NOW.
HEY, DAD, YOU STILL GONNA SIGN ME UP FOR LITTLE LEAGUE TODAY?
[CHUCKLES] YOU MEAN T-BALL, SON.
NO, DAD, T-BALL'S FOR CHUMPS.
AND GIRLIES.
YEAH, MR. MITCH, I'VE BEEN WORKING WITH MYLES.
THE LITTLE HURT CAN SWING SOME PINE.
[BOTH CHUCKLE]
LOOK, A NUMBER-TWO PENCIL DOES NOT COUNT.
ALL RIGHT. MYLES, I'll TELL YOU WHAT.
YOU DO ONE SEASON OF T-BALL, YOU KNOW,
BUILD UP YOUR CONFIDENCE,
AND THEN WE'LL BRING YOU UP TO THE LITTLE LEAGUE.
OH, YEAH, HITTING A BALL WAITING TO BE HIT
WHILE MY FRIENDS LAUGH AT ME IS GONNA BUILD MY CONFIDENCE.
[CHUCKLING]
FRANK! IT'S TIME.
OH. [CLEARS THROAT] YEAH, RIGHT.
LISTEN, GUYS, IF YOU DON'T MIND,
DEE AND I WANT TO HAVE A LITTLE FAMILY CHAT WITH OUR CHILDREN.
OH, OK. YOU GOT IT, FRANK. NO PROBLEM.
OH, THANKS, J.W. I'll FINISH YOUR GRUB.
[CHUCKLES] ALL RIGHT, MAN.
ALL RIGHT, FRANK, I'll GET BACK IN 30.
YEAH, MAN, I'll SEE YOU LATER. ALL RIGHT.
[FRANK CHUCKLES]
SO WHAT'S UP, MR. MITCH? WHAT'S UP?
[CLEARS THROAT] HAKEEM.
DADDY WANTS TO TALK TO HIS CHILDREN...
YOU KNOW, THE ONES HE BROUGHT INTO THE WORLD?
AND?
HAKEEM! GO HOME.
OHH!
OH, OH, OH. SO ALL THE MEALS WE ATE WERE IN VAIN?
YEAH, AND EXPENSIVE. GET OUT.
YEAH, ALL RIGHT. ALL RIGHT, KICK A, BROTHER OUT. I'M GOIN'.
WELL, NOW!
UH, WHY DON'T WE GO INTO THE FAMILY ROOM
SO THAT WE CAN DISCUSS FAMILY STUFF?
COME ON, HONEY.
[CLEARS THROAT]
EVERYBODY, HAVE A SEAT.
LOOK, DAD, BEFORE YOU SAY ANYTHING,
MO DID IT.
OH, NO, NO, NO, SON. NOBODY DID ANYTHING.
HAVE A SEAT.
IT'S JUST THAT, UH...
WELL, DEE AND I NEED TO TALK TO YOU ABOUT, UH...
UH, DEE, WHAT DO WE NEED TO TALK TO THEM ABOUT?
WELL...
YOUR FATHER AND I WOULD LIKE TO HAVE A BABY.
COOL.
YOU'RE KIDDING.
WE CERTAINLY HOPE TO.
[ALL LAUGH]
[LAUGHING STOPS]
WELL, ANYWAY, UH... WE JUST WANTED TO SEE
HOW YOU TWO FEEL ABOUT US DOING IT.
OOH.
[FRANK] NO, NO! NO, I...
I MEANT WE JUST WANTED TO TALK TO YOU
BEFORE WE GOT INTO IT.
NO, I MEAN, BEFORE WE GOT INVOLVED IN THE PROCESS.
[CHUCKLES]
HEY, GREAT. I ALWAYS WANTED A LITTLE BROTHER.
AND... WHAT DO YOU THINK ABOUT IT, MO?
YOU'VE ONLY BEEN TOGETHER A SHORT WHILE.
ARE YOU SURE YOU WANT TO DO THIS
BEFORE YOU KNOW THE RELATIONSHIP IS WORKING?
WE'RE WILLING TO TAKE THE RISK.
WELL, I JUST DON'T SEE WHAT THE BIG HURRY IS.
I'M NOT GETTING ANY YOUNGER.
YOUR FATHER AND I ARE VERY MUCH IN LOVE.
AND WE'D LIKE TO HAVE A BABY.
BUT YOU ALREADY GOT US.
AND YOU'RE SUCH A JOY, WE'D LIKE ONE MORE.
WELL... I DON'T KNOW.
I THINK I'M GONNA NEED A LITTLE TIME TO THINK IT OVER.
OH, NO, NO. THAT'S FINE, PUMPKIN.
BABY, YOU TAKE ALL THE TIME YOU NEED.
YES. I MEAN, WE DON'T WANT TO RUSH YOU.
WE WANTED THIS TO WORK FOR EVERYBODY. MM-HMM.
MAY WE BE EXCUSED?
SURE.
[CLEARING THROAT] GET IN HERE, FOOLIO.
WHAT'S WRONG WITH YOU, BOY?
[CLEARS THROAT] "I ALWAYS WANTED A LITTLE BROTHER."
TAKE IT FROM ONE WHO HAS ONE... YOU DON'T.
YES, I DO.
OH, COOL! THE FLOOGIES!
PUT MY STUFF DOWN!
YOU SEE WHAT I MEAN, MR. SOON-TO-BE-FORGOTTEN?
[CLEARS THROAT] LET ME BREAK SOMETHING DOWN TO YOU, BRO.
YOU'RE THE ONE LITTLE JOHNNY-COME-LATELY IS GONNA REPLACE.
WHAT DO YOU MEAN, REPLACE?
YOU GOT A PH.D. IN SESAME STREET, RIGHT?
YOU KNOW WHAT THAT MEANS.
IT'S OUT WITH THE OLD, IN WITH THE NEWBORN.
AS LONG AS IT'S A NEW BOY AND
HE DOES WHAT I SAY, I'M HAPPY.
WHAT'S UP, MO?
KIM, THE WORLD'S COMING TO AN END, MAN.
OH, WHAT IS IT NOW, DRAMA MAMA?
DAD AND DEE ARE TALKING ABOUT HAVING A BABY.
EW! AREN'T THEY A LITTLE OLD TO BE KNOCKING BOOTS?
YEAH. YEAH, BUT NOWADAYS THEY GOT SOMETHING
THAT THEY USE WITH THE PETRIFIED DISHES.
IT'S PETRI DISH, KIM.
WELL, SHE KNOW WHAT I'M TALKING ABOUT.
WELL, MO, YOU KNOW YOU CAN CROSS ANYTHING FLY OFF YOUR SHOPPING LIST.
'CAUSE BABIES ARE MAD EXPENSIVE.
AND YOU CAN FORGET ABOUT FREE STYLE, TOO,
BECAUSE YOU GONNA BE THE NANNY, THE COOK, THE DIAPER CHANGER.
SHOOT! THEY HAVING A BABY? NO, YOU HAVING A BABY.
BABY?
AFTER ALL THE FREE ADVICE I BEEN SLINGING AROUND HERE?
ANDELL, WE'RE TALKING ABOUT DAD AND DEE.
[SIGHS] GIRL, I THOUGHT I WAS GOING TO HAVE TO REGULATE.
DEE'S PREGNANT!
WELL, SEE, THEY IN THE PLANNING STAGES
OF WHAT THEY CALL "THE PROCESS."
SO THEY ASKING ME AND MYLES HOW WE FEEL ABOUT IT.
I THINK I'M JUST GONNA TELL THEM TO FORGET IT.
I THINK YOU NEED TO RECONSIDER THAT.
WHY? ME AND THE DEN THINK TANK HAS ALREADY DISCUSSED IT.
YEAH, WE DONE ALREADY MOVED TO THE REFRESHMENT PART OF THIS AGENDA.
WELL, IN CASE YOU DIDN'T GET
THE BIG PICTURE, LET ME PAINT YOU
A SMALLER ONE.
DOESN'T IT STAND TO REASON THAT TWO PEOPLE
IN LOVE WANT SOMETHING THEY CAN CALL THEIRS?
I MEAN, IT'S LIKE, YOU AND MYLES, YOU BELONG TO FRANK.
DEE NEEDS A BABY THAT BELONGS TO HER AND FRANK.
WHY WOULD YOU DENY THEM THAT?
SHE RIGHT, MO!
YEAH. [STUTTERS] WE TRIED TO TELL YOU.
WOULDN'T EVEN LISTEN. SHUT UP.
[LAUGHING] HEY, LITTLE MAN.
I'M NOT YOUR LITTLE MAN.
WHERE'VE YOU BEEN? WE'RE SUPPOSED TO SIGN UP FOR T-BALL TODAY.
OH, MYLES, I'M SORRY, HONEY.
THAT WAS MY FAULT.
YOUR FATHER AND I WERE IN THE MALL,
AND NEXT THINGYOU KNOW, WE WERE IN THE MIDDLE OF A SHOPPING SPREE.
DID YOU AT LEAST GET MY UNIFORM?
[FRANK CLEARS THROAT]
[RATTLES]
WHY DOES THIS BALL RATTLE?
UH, THAT'S BECAUSE IT'S A RATTLE.
SEE, IT'S FOR YOUR LITTLE BROTHER.
[FRANK CHUCKLES]
[CLEARS THROAT]
AND, UH, WHO IS THIS FOR?
THAT IS FOR YOUR LITTLE SISTER.
HOLD UP.
NOBODY SAID ANYTHING ABOUT A LITTLE SISTER.
UH, LOOK, I'M SORRY, MYLES.
I'll TELL YOU WHAT, SON.
WE'RE GONNA TAKE YOU DOWN AND SIGN YOU UP FOR T-BALL
FIRST THING TOMORROW, I PROMISE.
THEN WE'LL GO DOWN TO THE MALL,
GET YOU A UNIFORM AND BRAND-NEW GLOVE.
A KEN GRIFFEY JR.? OH, YOU KNOW IT.
[CHUCKLES]
DAD, IT'S GONNA BE A HE, RIGHT? YEAH?
I CAN'T SOUND OFF ON NO GIRL.
DEAL.
[CHUCKLING] THAT'S MY BOY.
I LIKE THAT OUTFIT, TOO.
MM-HMM!
SO I GUESS Y'ALL DIDN'T CARE WHAT I THOUGHT, HUH?
OH, NO, NO, PUMPKIN, THIS ISN'T WHAT YOU THINK, BABY.
SAVE YOUR ENERGY, DADDY. I'M COOL WITH THE BABY.
WHAT CHANGED YOUR MIND, MO?
WELL, I REALIZED THAT YOU GUYS NEEDED SOMETHING TO CALL YOUR OWN.
AND I UNDERSTAND HOW MUCH THIS BABY MEANS TO YOU...
SOMEONE TO CALL YOU "MOMMY."
[DOORBELL CHIMES]
I'll GET IT.
HEY, HAKEEM. COME ON IN. HEY, MAN. WHAT'S GOING ON?
YEAH, HELLO...
MY SO-CALLED FAMILY.
EVERYTHING OK, HAKEEM?
NOW, MR. MITCH... I DIDN'T SAY NOTHING
WHEN YOU DIDN'T RUN MRS. MITCH BY ME BEFORE Y'ALL HOOKED UP.
I UNDERSTOOD THAT.
'CAUSE ONCE I SAW HER, I KNEW SHE WAS DOPE!
BUT THIS IS DIFFERENT, MAN.
YOU CAN'T JUST BE BRINGING
NO BABY UP IN HERE WITHOUT RUNNING IT
PAST ME. NOW, I DON'T WANT TO HEAR...
I DON'T WANT TO HEAR NOTHING ABOUT ME NOT BEING BLOOD, OK?
YOU DIDN'T BRING ME INTO THIS WORLD,
BUT YOU HELP KEEPING ME HERE, MAN!
HAKEEM, WHAT DO YOU FEEL ABOUT OUR HAVING A BABY?
HUH? I DON'T KNOW.
PERSONALLY, I FEEL THAT'S YOUR BUSINESS.
WELL, THAT MAY BE, HAKEEM, BUT WE'D FEEL
A LOT BETTER IF WE COULD HAVE YOUR BLESSING.
ALL RIGHT, YOU GOT IT, MR. MITCH. [BOTH CHUCKLE]
NOW JUST STEP UP THERE AND... BOO! [CHUCKLES]
KNOCK ONE OUT THE BOX FOR THE HOME TEAM.
[MOESHA] AHEM.
THAT SOUNDS LIKE AN EXIT LINE IF I EVER HEARD ONE.
LET'S GO, HAKEEM, SO THEY CAN START "THE PROCESS."
[LAUGHS]
[CLEARS THROAT]
WELL, I GUESS WE JUST GOT THE GREEN LIGHT TO SWING AWAY.
COME HERE.
TIME OUT, FRANK.
I THINK THAT WE NEED TO DISCUSS
WHAT IS THE BEST WAY TO GO ABOUT THE PROCESS.
UH-HUH! WELL, WE SEEMED TO GO ABOUT THE PROCESS PRETTY GOOD LAST NIGHT.
FRANK... NO, COME ON, DEE.
LOOK, BABY, WITH YOUR GOOD LOOKS AND YOUR CHARM
AND MY FINANCIAL ACUMEN,
WE EITHER GONNA HAVE THE FIRST BLACK PRESIDENT
OR A SECOND-GENERATION SATURN SALESMAN.
BEFORE WE HAVE EITHER ONE OF THOSE,
WE NEED TO GET YOU HEALTHY, MR. HOT POCKETS
AND FRENCH FRIES.
WHAT? THAT IS WHY I PICKED UP THIS.
THESE ARE MULTIVITAMINS WITH GINSENG FOR ENERGY!
ENERGY? DEE... YES, AND THIS.
A BOTTLE OF WHEAT GERM FOR STAMINA!
STAMINA? DEE, I... AND... A PAIR OF THESE!
BOXER SHORTS... FOR... I KNOW WHAT
THEY'RE FOR, DEE.
OOH!
AND I ALSO MADE AN APPOINTMENT FOR YOU AT THE DOCTOR.
BUT WHY, BABY? I FEEL FINE!
OH, YES, I KNOW MY MAN IS FINE!
I JUST WANT TO MAKE SURE THAT YOU'RE CAPABLE.
HMM! I THINK MO AND MYLES
IS PROOF OF MY CAPABILITY.
OH, BABY! BUT THAT WAS THEN.
THIS IS NOW.
SO... DO IT FOR LITTLE BOO.
HAKEEM, WHAT ARE YOU DOING?
[SIGHS] TRYING TO GET MY GRUB ON
SINCE YOUR FOLKS FORGOT ABOUT US.
YEAH, I'M MAKING A RITZ CRACKER STEW. A WHAT?
YEAH, I GOT THE RECIPE FROM BIG MAMA.
ADD A COUPLE OF SARDINES.
FEW OF THESE PICKLES. EW!
YEAH! PEANUT BUTTER.
POTATO CHIPS. [CHUCKLES]
COUPLE OF TUBES OF RITZ.
[CHUCKLES]
SOME BOUILLON!
WHOO! A LITTLE BIT OF THIS HOT SAUCE.
NOW YOU GOT SOMETHING THAT'LL STICK TO YOU.
HERE, TASTE.
BOY, GET THAT AWAY FROM ME.
YEAH, YOU RIGHT. NEEDS SOME CELERY.
OH, GOOD. REAL FOOD. WHERE Y'ALL BEEN?
DOES IT TAKE THAT LONG TO SIGN UP FOR T-BALL?
T-BALL? WE'VE BEEN AT THE DOCTOR'S OFFICE.
OH, DEE, I CAN'T BELIEVE I FORGOT AGAIN.
I WAS SUPPOSED TO SIGN MYLES UP TODAY FOR T-BALL.
HONEY, IF YOU HURRY, YOU STILL HAVE A LITTLE TIME.
OH, MYLES ISN'T HERE.
THEN WHERE IS HE?
I THOUGHT HE WAS WITH YOU.
YEAH, YEAH, I SAW HIM AT THE MALL WHEN I GOT OFF.
HE SAID HE WAS WITH YOU GUYS. THEN HE WAS GONNA GET A T-BALL UNIFORM.
NO, NO, NO. HE WASN'T WITH US.
WHAT IS HE DOING AT THE MALL BY HIMSELF?
HOW LONG AGO DID YOU SEE HIM, HAKEEM?
ABOUT AN HOUR AGO.
I'll GO GET HIM.
I'M GOING WITH YOU. ME, TOO!
NO, MO, YOU STAY RIGHT HERE JUST IN CASE HE COMES BACK.
[STUTTERS] WHAT Y'ALL WANT ME TO DO?
CLEAN UP THIS KITCHEN!
[POUNDING ON DOOR]
[KIM SCREAMING] MO!
MO, WE HAVE LOOKED EVERYWHERE... THE ARCADE,
THE MAGIC JOHNSON THEATER,
MICKEY D'S PLAYLAND, THE SWAP MEET.
YEAH. AND I GOT 10 SCRUNCHIES FOR A DOLLAR!
KIM, MY BROTHER'S MISSING, AND YOU SHOPPING?
WELL, IF WE CAN'T FIND HIM, WE CAN USE THEM
AS ARM BANDS.
[CHUCKLES]
LIGHTEN UP, MO. HE GONNA TURN UP.
HEY, I GOT AN IDEA.
WHY DON'T WE GET HIS PICTURE AND PUT IT ON SOME CHOCOLATE MILK CARTONS?
MAN, WE LOOKED EVERYWHERE, MO!
THE ARCADE, THE MAGIC JOHNSON THEATER,
MICKEY D'S PLAYLAND, THE SWAP MEET!
WAIT A MINUTE! THESE ARE THE SAME PLACES KIM AND NIECY WENT.
YEAH, I FOLLOWED HIM.
YOU KNOW I HAD TO BE NEXT TO MY HAKEEMY.
I TOLD YOU THOSE BUSHES HAD BRAIDS.
YEAH.
SO HAVE THE COPS BEEN HERE YET?
NAW.
THEY'D HAVE BEEN HERE TWO HOURS AGO
IF WE'D SAID THE APPLE FRITTERS WERE READY.
[DOORBELL RINGS]
SEE? THEY SMELL THEM.
I'M OFFICER HENDERSON. IS THIS THE MITCHELL RESIDENCE?
YEAH. AND IT'S ABOUT TIME YOU SHOWED UP.
ARE YOU MR. MITCHELL? NO.
THEN SHUT UP.
YOU CAN'T TELL ME TO SHUT UP. I'M RELATED.
OH, REALLY? WHAT ARE YOU, AN UNCLE? COUSIN? UH-UH.
LAURENCE FISHBURNE WANNABE?
I'M THE FAMILY MECHANIC, AND LARRY WISHES
HE HAD IT LIKE THIS.
THANK YOU, J.W.
I'll TAKE IT FROM HERE. ALL RIGHT.
SORRY ABOUT THAT, OFFICER. PLEASE COME IN.
ARE YOU RELATED TO THE MISSING CHILD?
YES, I'M HIS SISTER, MOESHA MITCHELL.
YEAH, AND I'M THE BRO, HAKEEM.
[GIGGLES] AND I'M HIS WOMAN!
ONE MORE CALL LIKE THIS, AND IT'S BACK TO
BEAUTY COLLEGE FOR ME.
WHAT'S THE NAME OF THE MISSING CHILD?
MYLES MITCHELL.
AGE? EIGHT.
HEIGHT AND APPROXIMATE WEIGHT?
FOUR FEET AND ABOUT 50 POUNDS.
ARE YOU SURE HE RAN AWAY?
HE COULD BE LOOKING FOR A MEAL.
THE POLICE ARE HERE! THANK GOD!
OFFICER, DID YOU HEAR ANYTHING? DID YOU FIND HIM YET?
WELL, NOT YET, DEE. SHE JUST GOT HERE.
JUST GOT HERE?
MY SON'S BEEN MISSING SINCE THIS AFTERNOON,
AND YOU JUST GOT HERE?
[DEE] WHAT WERE YOU PEOPLE DOING?
I MEAN, THE BOY CAN BE ANYWHERE BY NOW!
CALM DOWN.
NO, YOU DON'T TELL ME TO CALM DOWN.
I PAY YOUR SALARY!
THEN I NEED A RAISE.
WHOA, WHOA, WHOA!
FRANK, FRANK, LET ME TAKE OVER FROM HERE.
HOMEGIRL GOT THAT STACY COOMBS LOOK IN HER EYE.
I DON'T CARE!
COME ON, DADDY.
I NEED TO TALK TO THAT LADY! JUST LET J.W. TALK TO HER.
WHO DO YOU THINK YOU'RE TALKING TO? THE BOY IS LOST!
YOU TOO!
[SIGHS] NOW EVERYBODY JUST BREATHE
WHILE I FIX YOU SOME COFFEE.
SETTLE DOWN. SHOOT.
I'M SORRY, IT'S ALL MY FAULT, DEE.
NO, FRANK. IF I HADN'T INSISTED THAT YOU GO TO THE DOCTOR,
YOU WOULD HAVE REMEMBERED. IT'S MY FAULT.
UH... WELL, UH... [CLEARS THROAT]
ACTUALLY, THERE'S A SLIGHT CHANCE
THAT IT COULD BE MY FAULT.
WHAT YOU TALKING ABOUT, MO?
OOH! YOU KNOW, BEFORE I GOT ON BOARD WITH THIS BABY THING,
I KIND OF TOLD MYLES THAT HE WAS GONNA
BE REPLACED BY THE NEW BABY.
OH!
OH, NO, YOU DIDN'T.
I'M SORRY, DEE!
WHO KNEW THE BROTHER HAD A SENSITIVE SIDE?
WELL, I PUT A LITTLE FIRE UNDER THAT OFFICER.
YOU CAN REST ASSURED THAT THE LAPD IS ON THE J-O-B.
[CHUCKLES]
I'VE GOT A COUPLE OF CARS CHECKING
THE NEIGHBORHOOD, AND I'M GONNA
VISIT HIS FRIEND'S HOUSE.
DON'T WORRY, WE'LL FIND HIM.
THANK YOU, OFFICER.
I'll CALL YOU AS SOON AS I KNOW ANYTHING.
AND I'll CALL YOU AS SOON AS MY SHIFT IS OVER.
ALL RIGHT, NOW!
BRING THE HANDCUFFS!
HEY, HEY, HEY! I'M JUST DOING MY PART FOR THE CAUSE, ALL RIGHT?
PLUS, I HAD A COUPLE OUTSTANDING TICKETS
THAT I NEEDED TAKEN CARE OF.
YOU KNOW HOW WE DO IT!
LOOK, I JUST CAN'T STAND AROUND HERE DOING NOTHING.
I MEAN, MYLES IS OUT THERE. HE'S ALONE, HE'S HUNGRY, AND HE'S SCARED.
YEAH, LET'S GO.
YEAH, WE GOT TO FIND A RUNAWAY CHILD
BEFORE MY NIGHTSTICK-PACKING NUBIAN GETS OFF.
LOOK, MO. I KNOW, DADDY.
STAY HERE AND MAN THE PHONES.
LOOK, I'M REALLY SORRY ABOUT MYLES.
IT'S ALL RIGHT.
WE'LL FIND HIM.
BE CAREFUL.
[CROWD]
♪ GO, MYLES ♪
[CROWD CHEERING]
DANG, ANDELL! DANCING SURE MAKES YOU HUNGRY.
SO I SEE.
I THOUGHT YOU TOLE ME MO WAS COMING TO PICK YOU UP.
UH, SHE IS. SOON AS SHE GETS HER HAIR BRAIDED.
IT MAY TAKE DAYS.
YOU KNOW SHE GOT A BIG HEAD! YOU KNOW. [CHUCKLES]
HEY, ANDELL? HMM?
COULD YOU SLIDE A SMOOTHIE TO THE CUTIE?
THE ONE WITH THE BRACES?
YEAH. I LIKE WOMEN WITH METAL IN THEIR MOUTH.
JUST PUT IT ON MO'S TAB.
[MUSIC PLAYING]
LORD...
I KNOW I'VE ASKED YOU MANY TIMES
TO GET MYLES OUT OF MY BRAIDS, BUT AFTER
THAT JEEP FIASCO, I DIDN'T THINK
YOU WERE LISTENING.
BUT I DIGRESS.
LOOK, JUST BETWEEN ME AND YOU, GOD,
I REALLY LOVE HIM,
AND I'll OWE YOU BIG TIME IF YOU JUST BRING HIM BACK SAFE AND SOUND.
PLEASE?
AMEN.
[PHONE RINGING]
[SIGHS] HELLO?
ANDELL, WHAT'S UP?
HE IS? I'M THERE! BYE!
HEY, YOU'RE GOOD!
THANK YOU.
MYLES? MYLES, WAKE UP!
WHAT? COME ON, MAN. LET'S GO.
NO, I DON'T WANT TO GO HOME.
I WANT TO STAY HERE WHERE PEOPLE LIKE ME.
WHAT DO YOU MEAN, MYLES? WE LOVE YOU AT HOME.
YOU SAID THEY WERE GONNA REPLACE ME.
LOOK, I WAS JUST TALKING STUPID, OK?
WHAT I SHOULD HAVE SAID IS...
WHEN TWO PEOPLE LOVE EACH OTHER
THE WAY DADDY AND DEE DO, THEY WANT TO HAVE
A BABY TOGETHER.
DOESN'T MEAN THEY WON'T STILL LOVE YOU.
THEY DON'T EVEN HAVE TIME FOR ME NOW.
LOOK, MYLES, LET ME SEE IF I CAN EXPLAIN THIS TO YOU.
WHEN OLD PEOPLE HAVE BABIES, THEY GO CRAZY.
YOU KNOW WHAT I'M SAYING?
THE NOVELTY WEARS OFF, AND NEXT THING,
YOU'RE CHANGING DIAPERS.
I MEAN, YOU SHOULD BE TAKING ADVANTAGE
OF THIS FREE TIME... MEET PEOPLE,
LEARN A NEW LANGUAGE, TRAVEL...
SCRATCH THAT ONE.
COME ON, MAN. DAD AND DEE ARE WORRIED ABOUT YOU.
THE POLICE ARE LOOKING FOR YOU, MAN.
HEY! THE PRESIDENT EVEN CALLED UP THE POWER RANGERS.
NOW I KNOW YOU'RE LYING.
THE POWER RANGERS WOULD NEVER GIVE THE PRESIDENT THEIR NUMBER.
OK. WE TRIED IT THE NICE WAY.
NOW WE GONNA DO IT MY WAY, OK?
LET'S GO.
YOU SHOULD KNOW NOT TO PLAY WITH ME, MAN.
[MOESHA] MYLES PLAYED HIS FIRST LITTLE LEAGUE GAME TODAY.
YOU WOULD HAVE THOUGHT IT WAS THE WORLD SERIES OR SOMETHING,
THE WAY DADDY AND DEE KEPT YELLING.
EVERY TIME HE CAME TO BAT OR GOT NEAR THE BALL.
WELL, ON THE REAL SIDE,
HE STRUCK OUT THREE TIMES AND MADE FOUR ERRORS.
OF COURSE, DADDY BLAMED THE.
STRIKE OUTS ON THE UMPIRES AND THE ERRORS.
ON THE COACH.
HE GOT INTO THIS BIG ARGUMENT WITH THE UMP.
AND ALMOST CAUSED THE TEAM TO FORFEIT THE GAME.
MAN, I WISH THEY'D HURRY UP.
AND HAVE THIS BABY SO I'll HAVE AN EXCUSE.
NOT TO GO TO THESE GAMES.
[OUTRO MUSIC PLAYING]