但后來我眨了很多眼 -是啊 - But then I blinked a ton - Yeah.
我意識到 不喬伊只是這扇門真的很小 and realized, "No, Joy, just this door was really small."
所以我做了條小毛巾 把它們留在了這里 So, I cut up a towel to make tiny little towels and left them here.
但現在他們都不見了 But now they're gone.
謝謝你 喬伊 你是個迷人的家伙 Thank you, Joy. You are a fascinating creature.
嗯 Hmm.
我很迷人嗎？我喜歡這樣 Me, fascinating? I like that.
聽著小混混 Listen here, punk.
你和我得聊聊 You and I gotta chat...
什么？ What?
你要我去拿嗎？ You want me to grab it?
謝謝 Thank you.
哦哇這太小了 Oh, wow. This is so detailed.
是微型打印機或者 What kind of tiny printer or...
香嗎？ And it's scented?
這是什么 What the...
聽著老鼠先生 Listen here, Mr. Mouse.
噢杰瑞 Oh. Jerry.
我需要這份工作 I need this job.
所以簡單地說這是一家酒店 So, simply put, this is a hotel
而你是只老鼠所以 and you're a mouse. So,
你得離開 you gotta go.
好吧如果你是這么想的 Well, if that's how you feel about it,
我得把你介紹給我的執行官 I'll have to introduce you to my enforcer.
噢！ Oh!
哦我的天哪 Oh, my gosh!
噢 Oh.
不 No!
噢 Oh.
你不能打我的執行官 You do not get to beat up my enforcer!
把門打開 Open up the door!
開門 Open up!
讓我進去 Let me in!
凱拉 -啊 - Kayla! - Argh!
您需要什么先生？ What do you need, sir?
立即來新婚套房和我見面 Meet me in the bridal suite immediately.
馬上就來先生 Right away, sir.
你想出一個解決方案 You figure out a solution
把那只老鼠弄走 to get that mouse out of here.
呃進來吧 Uh, come on in.
嘿伙計們 Hey, guys.
抱歉這有點像 Sorry, it's sort of
婚禮情景室 the wedding situation room up here.
哇 Wow.
阿！ Ah!
特倫斯你是對的這個模擬器太棒了 Terence, you were right. This simulator's amazing.
-啊 -它完美復現了我高爾夫球打得有多差勁 - Ah! - It really replicates how bad I am at golf.
哦我看到了 Oh, I see that.
我離開監牢后就沒見過這么多玩意兒了 I haven't seen this many shanks since I was in prison.
白領犯罪什么的 White-collar crime, but, uh...
寶貝你想不想休息一下？ Baby, do you wanna maybe take a little break?
你想不想一起做點什么 Or if you wanna do something together,
我們可以去塔希提島潛水 we can go scuba diving in Tahiti.
我們可以去阿爾卑斯山滑翔 We, uh, could go hang gliding in the Alps.
或者呃我們可以去這個外星人星球 Or, uh, we could go to this alien planet
呃射殺一些外星人 and just sort of, uh, shoot some aliens.
凱拉你可以把它們放下抱歉 Kayla, you could just put those down. Sorry.
放哪里？這里？ -就在你后面 - Where? Here? - Just right behind you.
哦好的是的 - Oh, okay. - Yeah.
特倫斯我能拿你那個嗎？ Terence, actually, could I grab that one from you?
啊太好了它很重 Ah, good. It's heavy.
我想可能就是這個了 Think this might be it.
對我和夫人來說 這只是一個小小的驚喜 Just a little bit of a surprise for me and the Mrs.
讓我們看看 Let's see.
順便說一下 特倫斯 嗯 By the way, while I have you, Terence, um,
我能問你個問題嗎？當然可以 - could I ask you a question? - Absolutely.
你覺得大象怎么樣？ What do you think about elephants?
嗯大象 Um... Elephants.
我認為他們是威嚴而高貴的生物 I think they are majestic and noble creatures.
不我是說婚禮的時候 No, I mean for the wedding.
哦在婚禮上？真的大象？ Oh, at the wedding? Real elephants?
是啊我覺得可能會很好玩 Yeah, I sort of thought it might be fun.
寶貝我從沒說過它們不好玩 Babe, I never said that they wouldn't be fun.
哦 Oh...
所以呃也許你知道的 So, uh, maybe, you know...
也許我們可以弄點大象 Maybe we'll do elephants. Maybe we do elephants.
你有沒有嗯 Have you, um,
考慮到較小一點的動物也行 比如一只 considered maybe a smaller animal like a...
-倉鼠？ -倉鼠？ - like a hamster? - Hamster?
-哦 真可愛 -是的 - Oh. That's cute. - Yeah.
不過我們本來要騎著它進去的 We were gonna ride in on it, though.
你會騎倉鼠嗎？ Can, can you ride a hamster?
啊是我是說只要你有足夠的數量 Oh, yes. I mean, as long as you have enough of them,
你可以傻乎乎地騎著它們 -是的 - you can ride them silly. - Yes.
太棒了嗯 Great. Yeah.
嗯這也是需要考慮的問題 Well, that's something to consider, too.
寶貝如果婚禮上有大象 Babe, if getting elephants at the wedding
會讓你開心 would make you happy...
你開心也會讓我開心 You being happy would make me happy.
啊 Aw!
好的加上大象 Okay, get the elephants.
好的！我們要加上大象 All right! We're gonna get the elephants.
太棒了我們要加上大象 Great! We'll do the elephants!
Boom.
噢！這是一塊機動滑板 我喜歡這個 Oh! It's a motorized skateboard. I love those.
這上面有 呃 你知道的 WiFi It's got, uh, you know, Wi-Fi.
為什么滑板需要Wi-Fi？ Why does a skateboard need Wi-Fi?
為什么不需要呢？ Why the fi not?
為什么不需要呢？ "Why the fi not?"
看到我在跟啥人相處了嗎？ See what I'm dealing with?
哦 Oh.
你好？嘿 Hello? Hey.
是的呃他就在這里是誰？ - Yeah, uh, he's right here. - Who is it?
我爸爸 My dad.
什么？我看起來還好嗎？ What? Do I look okay?
接個電話而已 For a phone call? Yes.
好的 Right.
等一下哎喲 One second. Phew.
你好梅塔先生 Hello, Mr. Mehta.
你聽起來氣色不錯 You sound like you look amazing.
嗯嗯？ Uh-huh?
-您有任何需要盡管打電話 -好的 - If you need anything at all, please don't hesitate to call. - Yeah.
我們會有求必應 We'll help you accordingly.
你知道嗎特倫斯 You know what, Terence,
斯派克才吃了一些玉米煎餅 Spike got into some burritos
沒多久嗯？ - earlier and, well... - Huh?
我你知道的你介意嗎？ I was, you know. Do you mind?
嗯當然不會 Um... Of course.
我準備好了我準備好了 I'm ready! I'm ready!
謝謝 Thank you.
凱拉你能不能 Kayla, can you...
呃事實上我想讓凱拉 Uh, actually, I would love to keep Kayla
幫忙弄一些 and maybe run through
一些伴娘要用的東西 some bridesmaids-related stuff with her.
你知道協調顏色之類的 -當然 - You know, coordinating colors. - Sure.
我的視力很好 I have a very good eye.
不 沒事的 我會和凱拉一起把這些都看一遍 No, that's fine. I'll just run through it all with Kayla.
我們快走吧我含著繩子呢趕快 Here we go. I got the lead. I got the lead. Come on.
很好 Very well.
-當然 -謝謝你特倫斯 - Of course. - Thank you, Terence.
-凱拉 -是的 - Kayla. - Yes.
哇多美的景色啊 Wow, what a view!
那么你們的伴娘是要用什么顏色的？ So, what are your bridesmaids colors?
我的戒指丟了 I lost my ring.
大的那個？ The big one?
是啊 我的大戒指 我的 我唯一的一個 Yeah, my big one. My... My only one.
怎么回事 How?
嗯我我在去水療中心的路上 Well, I was, I was on my way to the spa,
本讓我把它放進保險箱 and Ben had told me to put it in the safe
因為他總是覺得我會弄丟它 because he's always convinced that I'm gonna lose it.
但你確實把它弄丟了 But you did lose it.
是的 我是說 我把它放錯地方了 Yeah, I mean, I misplaced it.
我以為一定是有人拿走了但是 I thought first someone must've taken it, but...
您是說它還在水療中心嗎？ And would you say that it is still in the spa?
或者游泳池 Or the pool.
或者休息室我今天去過這些地方 Or the lounge. I was all over the place today,
但我不想讓本知道它丟了 but I don't want Ben to know that it was ever missing.
真的嗎？我是說他不是很可愛嗎 Really? I mean, won't he just be all adorable
一定會善解人意的 and understanding about it?
寶貝那枚戒指真的很大 Babe, that was a really big ring.
啊明白了 -嘿 - Ah. Understood. - Hey.
嗨 Hi.
嗨 我爸爸想要什么？ - Hi. - What did my dad want?
沒什么 他只是 呃 我們只是比較親切 Nothing. He was just, uh, we were just kinda bonding.
太棒了 Great.
呃你的戒指呢？ Uh, where is your ring?
哪個戒指？ Which ring?
你的訂婚戒指？ Your engagement ring?
我為愛送給你的那個巨大的 The giant one that I gave you for love.
哦 嗯 我 Oh, um... I...
呃 事情是這樣的 Uh, the thing is...
實際上這是個有趣的故事 先生 It's a funny story actually, sir.
我剛剛拿走了 I actually took it.
是的 沒錯 Yes, I did.
-去清洗一下 -哦 - To go get cleaned. - Oh.
我拿著它去擦洗了一下 I took it to go get a scrub-a-dub
好讓它在婚禮上光彩照人 and be all shiny for the wedding.
像鉆石一樣明亮 Bright as bright as a diamond.
太棒了這太體貼了 Great. That's actually very thoughtful.
謝謝你 謝謝你凱拉 - Thank you. - Thank you, Kayla.
順便說一句 我們真的想 By the way, we really wanna put
給你一些小費 some kind of gratuity for you on the bill.
您拿主意就行先生 Whatever you see fit, sir.
謝謝愛你們伙計們 - Thanks. - Love you, guys.
愛你我也愛你 - Love you. - In different ways.
謝謝 Thank you.
應該的 Anytime.
哎呀打擾了 Whoop. Excuse me.
快點快點快點 Come on, come on, come on.
停下停！ Stop, stop! Stop!
噢 Ow!
-不 等等 等等 -哦 - No, no, no, wait, wait! - Uh-oh.
-什么？-感覺來了 - What? - Here it comes.
你沒事吧？ Are you okay?
哦沒事不不不 - Oh, yes. - No, no, no!
哦來吧 Oh, come on!
別按喇叭了你讓他難為情了 Stop the beeping! You're making him self-conscious!
你到底吃了 How many burritos
多少墨西哥玉米餅 did you eat?
噢！ Oh!
我知道你做了什么 I see what you did.
好吧 Okay.
我在撿大便看到了嗎？ I'm scooping the poop, huh?
你看他是故意這么的 You saw he did it on purpose...
我們走吧！ Let's go!
喬伊？ Joy?
嘿凱拉 Hey, Kayla,
哦捕鼠進行得怎么樣了？ oh, how's the mouse hunt going?
哦有進展了 Oh, it's going.
順便問一下我有個小問題要問你 By the way, quick question for you.
假設一位貴賓丟失了一枚戒指 Say a VIP person lost a ring
有人想找那個戒指 and someone wanted to look for said ring
不用小題大做的話 without raising any eyebrows,
你覺得那個人應該去哪里找？ where would you say that person should look?
哦天哪我喜歡猜謎語嗯 Oh, my God, I, I, I love riddles. Um...
嗯如果我是那個人 Well, if I were that someone,
啊但我不是二 ah, but I'm not.
但我有可能是誰知道呢？ But I could be. Who knows?
總有一天人只能做夢 One day. One can only dream.
貴賓 VIP.
抱歉回到問題上來嗯 Sorry, back to the question. Um...
這取決于物體的大小 It would depend on the size of the object.
它是一輛小汽車嗎？是活的嗎？會不會是條狗？ Is it a car? Is it alive? Could it be a dog?
我總是東西 I lose things all the time.
上周我把我弟弟弄丟了 I lost my baby brother last week.
拜托不要告訴任何人 Don't tell anyone, please,
因為我想 喬伊你在哪里？拜托了？ because I was like, "Joey, where are you? Please?"
然后謝天謝地他 And then, thank the Lord, he...
嗯 Yeah.
湯姆怎么了？ Tom! What?
喔冷靜點 Whoa, whoa, whoa, chill out!
再說了那樣并不能 Besides, that is never gonna
讓那個微不足道的反社會分子善罷甘休的 keep out that minuscule sociopath.
你什么意思他走了？ What do you mean, he's gone?
就像就像沒了 -沒了？ Like, like gone-gone?
真的嗎？ Are you sure?
好啊湯姆噢 Yes! Booyah, Tom! Oh!
杜布羅斯先生 Mr. Dubros,
我很高興地通知您 I am delighted to inform you
我們雇湯姆的工作 that the job that we hired Tom for,
-已經完工 -哦太棒了 - it is completed. - Oh, wonderful.
現在我們只要想辦法讓他走就行了 Now we just have to figure out how to let him go
注意不要引發平等的就業問題 without triggering an equal employment issue.
噢 Oh.
我也許應該查一下遣散費 I should probably look into severance packages.
好的一個月的金槍魚怎么樣？ - Right. - Maybe a month of tuna?
-因為他是一只貓 -嗯哼 - 'Cause he's a cat. - Mm-hmm.
我想每個家人都有一份 I think it's one per family.
有什么辦法能確保客人拿到這些 And if there's any way to make sure the guests get these
當他們登記入住的時候 as soon as they check in...
新娘很喜歡你 The bride's taken quite a shine to you.
我不知道我是說 I don't know, I mean,
盡我所能幫你解決婚禮的瘋狂問題 whatever I can do to help with the wedding craziness.
他們似乎真的對這一切感到壓力很大 They seem really stressed out with it all.
如果要說有什么不同的話那就是結婚這種儀式 If anything, the ceremony
是對一段感情的完美考驗 is the perfect test for a relationship.
因為你要在誓詞里承諾一切 'Cause you can promise all you want in the vows.
當事情發展到這一步的時候 When it comes down to it,
就得這樣處理壓力 it's how you handle the pressure of the planning.
一些夫婦接受了挑戰 另一些夫婦則退縮了 Some couples rise to the challenge and others fall.
嗯我應該把這句名言寫下來 Hmm. I should write that down.
湯姆告訴你這個好消息了嗎？ So, did Tom tell you the good news?
老鼠問題已經處理完畢 The mouse problem has officially been handled.
嘿！她來了她發現了她消滅了 Hey! She came, she saw, she exterminated.
嗯 Yeah.
那么我們慶祝一下怎么樣？ So, how about we celebrate?
扁平蘇打水馬上就來 Flat club soda coming right up.
是啊來吧 Yeah, there we go.
這可真夠勁的 The real wild stuff.
哇他的小爪子動得真快是吧？ Wow, those little paws move quick, huh?
你應該當他的經紀人 You should be his manager.
當然有何不可？ I mean, sure, why not?
也許他們會看到我耗盡一切 Maybe they'll see how much I'm killing it
然后我永久掌管這一切嗎？ and bring me on permanently to run everything?
好吧所以有人認為他們可以跳過幾個步驟 Okay, so somebody thinks they can skip a few steps.
嗯 -嗯 Mm-mm.
不只是 No, it's just...
我是說在我的家鄉 I mean, where I came from,
沒有真正的機會 there were no real opportunities.
那是哪里？ Where's that?
賓夕法尼亞州立大學的一個小鎮 A small town in Penn State.
想象一下你一眼就能看盡整個未來 Picture seeing your whole future
未來在你面前你就受不了了 in front of you and you can't stand it.
我當時在那 That was me, there.
我只想找到一些讓我覺得 I just wanted to find that thing that made me feel...
重要的事？ Important?
嗯 Yeah.
而紐約似乎是尋找它的合適地方 And New York seemed like the right place to look for it.
嗯我是說我聽說過你的簡歷 Well, I mean, I've heard about your resume.
關于那個 About that...
嘿別害羞 Hey, come on, don't be shy.
不管你要找什么你都能找到的 Whatever shot you're looking for, you deserve.
你知道嗎你本身就是證明 You know, you're proof
不僅僅是一份華麗的簡歷 that it takes more than a fancy resume
就能在紐約大紅大紫對嗎？ to make it big in New York. Right?
是這個道理 Guilty as charged.
圖茨的一個小爪子需要修剪一下 Toots needs a little pawpicure.
凱拉說可能有你的位置 Kayla mentioned you might have a spot.
我們現在真的可以見到她了 We could actually see her right now.
那太好了 That would be so great.
你不知道嗎寶貝 Don't you know, baby
孩子你不知道嗎寶貝 Child, don't you know, baby
哦 難道你不知道嗎 寶貝 Oh, don't you know, baby
小女孩 小女孩 難道你不知道嗎 噢 Little girl, little girl, Don't you know, oh
請聽我說寶貝 Please listen to me, baby
女孩我愛上你了所以是的 - Girl, I'm in love With you so - Yeah
收起你的光芒 Turn your lamp down low
我說了收起光芒 I said turn Your lamp down low
收起光芒J Turn it down
請收起光芒 Please turn your lamp down
好了來吧寶貝 Okay, come on, baby.
非常感謝你不客氣 - Thank you so much. - You're welcome.
哦我的天哪 Oh, my gosh.
不不不 停下 No, no, no. Stop it.
你們兩個都停下 Both of you.
他為什么還活著？他為什么會在這里？ Why is he alive? Why is he here?
一切都結束了杰瑞 It's over, Jerry.
我要弄老鼠藥來 I'm calling in the poison guys.
你怎么會有普里塔的戒指？ Why do you have Preeta's ring?
你一直帶著嗎？ Have you had it this entire time?
把它給我快把戒指放下 Give it to me. Now. Drop the ring.
你想要什么杰瑞？ What do you want for it, Jerry?
你想留在這里嗎？ You wanna stay here?
你這個小騙子 You little con artist.
很好我們可以討論這個問題 Fine. We can discuss this
遵照我的條件 on my terms.
好的沒問題我知道了！ Okay, no problem! I got it!
湯姆 Tom...
他去哪里了？ - Excuse me! - Where did he go?
打擾一下湯姆他去哪兒了？ - Excuse me! - Tom, where did he go?
找到他 快點 -停下我說了停下 - Find him. Now. - Stop. I said, stop!
停！停！ Stop! Stop!
我是老板 I'm the boss.
為什么我看到臨時工 Why do I see temporary employees socializing
在他們輪班的時候占用酒店的資源彈琴？ on hotel property in the middle of their shift?
我們只是在 We were just...
特倫斯我們在慶祝你知道嗎？ Terence, we're celebrating, you know?
酒店的老鼠問題已經解決了 The, uh, hotel's mouse problem is taken care of.
哦好的恭喜你 Oh, yeah, congratulations.
團隊就是力量對吧？ Teamwork is dream work, right?
是啊都處理好了對吧湯姆？ Yeah, it's taken care of, right, Tom?
一切都處理好了對吧湯姆？ It is so taken care of, right, Tom?
什么他在干什么？ What... What is he doing?
哦 我們已經討論了一整天了 伙計 我明白了 Oh, we've been at this all day, buddy, I get it.
沒有一個地方能讓你賓至如歸 Those other spots didn't float your boat,
不過 等你看到下一個地方再說吧 but wait until you see this next place.
那是一個能讓老鼠尖叫的地方 It screams mouse house.
等等 我能這么說嗎？ Wait, can I say that?
有版權嗎？ Is that copyrighted?
呵呵 我們走吧 Heh. There we go.
哎呀 對此我很抱歉 Whoop. Sorry about this,
電梯 呃 正在修 the elevator's, uh, being repaired.
砰 我剛剛看到了一個幻象 Boom! I just had a vision!
你在你的新居倍感清爽 You're chillin' in your new crib,
但之后你會患上幽閉恐懼癥 but then you get claustrophobic,
然后你就暈了 為了救你 and then you get dizzy, and to save you...
噠-噠 Ta-da!
看看那景色 Look at that view!
太棒了 不是嗎？ Resplendent, ain't it, huh?
什么都有 It's got everything.
內置立體聲音響 Built-in stereo,
但是要小心 那些座位非常易燃 but be careful, those seats are very flammable.
我開玩笑的 我其實不是在開玩笑 I'm kidding. I'm not kidding.
杰瑞 寶貝 我知道這兒不太好看 Jerry, baby, I know it's no beauty,
但老實說 but let's be honest here,
以你的預算 只能找這種地方 with your budget, this is all you can...
嘿！你不能像蝙蝠俠一樣來無影去無蹤啊 Hey! You don't just Batman me.
你甚至還沒看后備箱呢 You haven't even seen the trunk yet.
啊 Ahhh!
看 爸爸 那只瞎貓正在彈鋼琴 Look, Dad. That blind cat's playing piano.
這座城市有很多奇怪的東西 There's a lot of weird stuff in this city.
走吧 You just gotta keep walking.
我是說 他鋼琴弾得很棒 I mean, he's amazing on the piano,
而且還是只瞎貓 and blind, too!
那貓真酷 That's one cool cat.
伙計 那只貓看不見的 Man, that cat is out of sight!
這太酷了 This is so cool.
哇哦 Whoa!
哦 哇 他是不是很可愛？ Oh, wow! Isn't he cute?
我想我已經看膩那只瞎貓了 I thought I'd seen it all with the blind, piano-playing cat.
哦 天哪 Oh, man.
他能看見 He can see!
他是個騙子 He's a fraud!
他是一只普通的彈鋼琴的貓 He's a regular cat playing the piano.
伙計 我要拿回我的錢 Man, I want my money back!
啊哈 Ahhh.
嘿你沒事吧？ Hey. Are you okay?
你下次一定要小心點 You gotta be careful next time.
你可能會傷到我的 You could have really hurt me.
哦 我的天哪 Oh, my gosh.
停職？為什么？ Suspended? Why?
他什么都沒做 He's not doing nothing.
-你為什么看起來很緊張？ -嗯？ - Why are you acting nervous? - Huh?
你看起來很緊張 You're acting nervous.
我沒有表現得緊張 I'm not acting nervous.
沒有嗎？你口袋里有什么？ No? What's in your pocket?
哦特倫斯 - Oh. - Terence.
等等不他在口袋里 -特倫斯你在做什么？ - Wait! No, he's in the pocket. - Terence, what are you doing?
老鼠在口袋里 The mouse is in the pocket.
給我回來給我回來 Come back here! Come back here!
噢！ Oh!
哦我真的很抱歉 Oh, I'm so sorry!
哇哦 Whoa!
過來小貓咪 Come here, pussycat.
都保持冷靜 Everyone, keep calm!
哦不！ Oh, no!
哦哦 Ooh.
老鼠 The mouse!
哦 Oh...
這絕對是你的錯 This is definitely your bad.
凱拉你覺得這叫什么嗯？ Kayla, and what would you call this, huh?
這是誤會 This was a mistake.
這完全是個誤會 It was a total misunderstanding.
這是玩忽職守 This is a dereliction of duty!
這是性格缺失的一種反映 And it's a reflection of the absence of character!
這讓酒店很難堪 It's an embarrassment to the hotel.
這是對你的侮辱 And it's an insult to you.
先生這件事就是這么嚴重 That's how serious this matter is, sir.
我同意 I agree.
特倫斯我要讓你休假 Terence, I'm placing you on leave.
什么？ What?
很明顯這場婚禮的規模 It's clear that the magnitude of this wedding
已經讓你不知所措你現在被情緒操縱了 has overwhelmed you and you're in something of a state.
-我想休息一下會兒 -等一下 讓我確認一下 - I think a break would... - Hold on a sec. Let me make sure
我們在這一點上是一致的 that we're on the same page here
關于這件事的基本事實 regarding the basic facts of this.
她強迫我們雇那只貓 The cat that she forced us to hire
但是沒能抓住老鼠 failed to catch the mouse.
凱拉說她把老鼠弄走了 Kayla said she got rid of the mouse.
對不對？ Isn't that right?
我就是這么說的 -啊 - That is what I said. - Ah!
你就是這么說的 但你不是那么做的 That is what you said. But that is not what you did.
對我們的大廳造成所有破壞的就是那只老鼠 The mouse that caused all that destruction to our lobby
它還在酒店里 is still in the hotel.
我在動物龍卷風中見過他 I saw him in the animal tornado.
特倫斯聽聽你在說什么沒有人看到老鼠 Terence, listen to yourself. No one saw a mouse.
我看到那只老鼠了 I saw the mouse.
但他們確實看到你行為反復無常 But they did see you acting erratically
還怪罪于福里斯特小姐 towards Miss Forester
你還把新郎的斗牛犬帶進酒吧 after bringing the groom's bulldog into a bar.
她也把小貓咪帶到了酒吧 She brought the kitty-cat to the bar, too.
湯姆是一名雇員 Tom is an employee.
他有名牌 He has a name tag.
這太瘋狂了我現在快瘋了 This is insane. I'm going insane right now.
嗯你確實表現得很瘋狂 Well, you're certainly acting insane.
你造成了數萬美元的損失 You caused tens of thousands of dollars of damage
還嚇到我們的客人了 to the hotel, you've terrified our guests,
現在你卻試圖把這件事定為凱拉的錯？ and now you're attempting to frame it as Kayla's fault?
你猜怎么著？你不能這么做 You know what? You can't do this.
您不能解雇活動主管 You can't fire the event manager
在活動進行到一半的時候 in the middle of an event.
特倫斯你自己走吧 Please leave on your own merits, Terence.
我不想叫保安 I don't want to have to call security.
請不要這樣做 Please don't do this.
噢 Oh.
好吧 Okay.
啊 Argh!
哦我的天啊 Oh, my days.
我不會把它撿起來的 And I'm not picking it up.
把你的尾巴從耳朵里拿出來 Get your tail out of your ears.
太惡心了 It's disgusting.
嗯這真是一場災難 Well, this is a disaster.
嗯 Yeah.
解雇我們的活動經理 Firing our events manager
在最大最重要的活動之前 before the biggest and most important event
這家酒店已運營多年 this hotel has thrown in years.
我覺得舒服的唯一原因 The only reason I felt comfortable
就是讓特倫斯請假 asking Terence to take leave
是因為我們有個人可以取而代之 is because we have someone
畢竟你在這里有豐富的經驗 with your wealth of experience here.
現在怎么辦？ With the what now?
我接到普里塔小姐的電話 I got a call from Miss Preeta.
她告訴我你悄悄地找到了 She told me that you quietly found
她要找的一件非常重要的遺失物品 a very important missing item she was looking for.
你多才多藝 凱拉 You're multitalented, Kayla.
你覺得你能應付得來嗎？ Do you think you can handle
來當這個臨時活動經理怎么樣？ the role of interim event manager?
你在開玩笑吧？ Are you kidding?
當然沒有 Yes, yes, of course.
這是需要巨大的努力 It's a massive endeavor.
先生 巨大的努力 是我的綽號 Sir, "massive endeavor" is my middle name.
也叫朱迪思 It's Judith,
但你明白我的意思吧 but you get the point.
我知道你是新來的 I know you're new,
但你的工作經歷讓我確信 but your employment history convinces me
你有資格接手這件事 you're qualified to take this on.
誰知道呢如果這個周末進展順利 And who knows, if this weekend goes well,
我們可能會在周一討論一個更長久的職位 we may be discussing a more permanent position on Monday.
我無法想象 因為任何事 I can't imagine... anything
都可能會把這事搞砸 that could possibly mess this up.
停下 Stop it.
你們不能再打架了 You guys gotta stop fighting.
好像你們這樣已經很多年了 It's like you've been doing this for years.
聽著首先謝謝你的戒指 Listen, first of all, thank you for the ring.
在你偷了它之后把它還回來讓我受益匪淺 Helpful to have it back after you stole it.
不要緊 Never mind.
還記得我對你們兩個說過 Remember when I said to the both of you
讓你們留在這里不是我說了算吧？ that letting you stay here wasn't up to me?
看這里 if you look right there,
現在我說了算好嗎？ I'm in charge now, all right?
而這場婚禮 And this wedding
這是一個巨大的責任 it's a huge responsibility.
這是我一直在等待的機會 It's the shot that I've been waiting for
我不能把它搞砸 and I can't screw it up.
所以 你們兩個 你們得走了 So, you two, you gotta go.
別再那樣看著我了 Stop looking at me like that.
啊好吧 Ugh! Okay.
也許你們可以留在這里 Maybe you can stay here.
但不能這樣 But not like this.
嗯 -嗯你們在樓下搞得一團糟 Uh-uh. That little mess you caused downstairs,
就是一場災難 it's a disaster.
你們想留下來對吧？ You know what, you wanna stay, right?
很好有一個條件 Fine. One condition.
你們兩個必須向我證明你們可以共存 You two have to prove to me that you can coexist together.
否則就離這里越遠越好 And stay as far away from here as possible.
明白了嗎？ Got it?
所以明天 So, tomorrow,
我要計劃一整天 I'm gonna plan an entire day
讓你們兩個一起度過 for you two to spend together
在外面的大蘋果里 out there, in the Big Apple.
如果你們做到了 And if you do this,
就可以留下來 you guys can stay.
成交嗎？ Do we have a deal?
你們的車將在上午9點到這里 Your car will be here at 9:00 a.m.
不要遲到 Don't be late.
好了伙計們請大家 Okay, guys, please, everyone...
呃 Uh...
拜托 Please...
有沒有什么真正的緊急情況？ Any, any true emergencies?
真正的緊急情況？ True emergencies?
我們就在房間里走一圈吧 Let's just go around the room one at a time.
我的手指剛被門卡住了然后 I just caught my finger in the door and...
好了拜托說真的請閉嘴呃 Okay, please, seriously, just shut up, please. Uh...
凱德拉夫人 Madam Kaydra,
確定老鼠不見了嗎？ are we sure the mouse is gone?
有傳言說嘉賓名單包括 Rumors are the guest list includes
一名米其林餐廳檢查員 a Michelin restaurant inspector,
所以只要一個疏忽 so one slip-up
我和我兒子就要流落街頭了 and me and my son are out on the streets.
杰基向你保證 Jackie, rest assured,
老鼠問題目前正在處理中 the mouse is currently being taken care of.
還有誰有其他問題嗎？ Anyone else have any other problems?
呃你有沒有提到嗯這頭大象？ Uh, did you address the, um, elephant that's here?
卡梅倫 Cameron,
是的我對房間里的大象講話了 yes, I addressed the elephant in the room.
你別搗亂 You weren't here for it.
是的不我是說字面意思 Yeah, no, I mean literally.
你想把它們放在哪里？ Where do you want 'em?
嗯 Um...
再說一次好嗎大象？ Pardon. The elephants?
不能把它們留在卡車里 Can't leave 'em in the truck.
不那是不人道的 No. That would be inhumane.
可以停在代客處一好的 - They can be parked at valet. - Okay.
放松點塞西爾 Relax, Cecil.
好吧我們先把所有的鳥都放到教員室怎么樣？ Okay. How about we go ahead and put all the birds in the staff room?
嗯動物飼養員說每年的這個時候 Um, the animal wrangler said this time of year
它們需要空間來社交和交配 they need room to socialize and mate.
我想他們的社交活動已經夠多了喬伊 I think they've socialized enough, Joy.
這畢竟是婚禮不是春假 This is a wedding after all, not spring break.
卡嗚 -那我們就開始吧 - Ca-caw! - So let's just go ahead
把他們放到員工房間里 and put 'em in the staff room.
什么 What...
孔雀發出的是什么聲音？ What sound do peacocks make?
我是說 卡嗚 - I mean... - Ca-caw!
我想這聽起來是對的 I think that sounds right.
凱拉快來準備了 Kayla, come on already.
哦天哪我真后悔答應了這件事 Oh, gosh, I so regret saying yes to this.
天哪你看起來棒極了 Oh, my God. You look incredible.
謝謝 Thank you.
嗯我們是一家提供全方位服務的酒店 Well, we are a full-service hotel here.
不管是遛狗 Be it dog walking,
還是找回某人失的戒指都可以 or quite even possibly, saving someone's lost ring.
嗯 Hmm.
還有什么我能為您效勞的嗎夫人？ Is there anything else I can help you with, milady?
哦不用了謝謝 Oh, no, thank you.
這場婚禮已經夠瘋狂的了· This wedding is bonkers enough already.
你為什么不直接說不呢？ Why don't you just say no?
哦不我們已經我們剛剛決定 Oh, no, we've... We've just decided
作為一個實習生 For starters,
100磅的內衣散落在第五大道 the 100 pounds of underwear strewn up 5th Avenue.
得了吧你不能為此責怪我 Oh, come on, you can't blame me for that.
那是遇上貓在捉老鼠 That was a cat-and-mouse situation,
大家都知道那種情況很棘手的 and everyone knows you just don't get involved.
你可以在四周后重新申請 You can reapply in four weeks.
不求求你先生求求你只是 No. Please, sir, please, just...
你你你不能這樣對我 You... You... You can't do that to me.
哦 Oh.
上周我幫一個男人做了一個小時的引體向上 Last week, I helped a man do a pull-up for an hour.
一個小時 他和我一起實現了他的健身目標 An hour! He achieved his fitness goals with me.
好吧 Okay.
這樣吧 What if I just...
我來當你的助手好嗎？ I come and be your assistant?
福雷斯特女士 你工作兩個月了 Ms. Forester, you started two months ago.
工作不應該是那樣子的 It just doesn't work like that.
也許這份工作從來就不適合我 Maybe this job never was for me.
-也許吧 -好吧 我不干了 - Maybe it's not. - You know what? I quit.
你好嘿 - Hello. - Hey.
回來再蹭一頓免費的飯嗎？ Back for another free meal?
你是新來的嗎？ So, you new in town?
算是吧 Somewhat.
你知道他們怎么說的嗎 You know what they say,
不在紐約徒步旅行一趟 it's not a trip to the Big Apple
就不能算是來過這座城市 without a walking tour of the city.
你在這旅行過嗎？ Have you ever done one?
他們的評價很好 事實上 我口碑也不錯 They're very well-reviewed, actually, mine are.
是一筆不錯的交易 報價也很良心 It's a great deal, great offer.
我不是客人 I'm not a guest.
那么請告訴我 你為什么會有一個手提箱？ Then, pray tell, why do you have a suitcase?
我是來面試一個臨時職位的 I'm here to interview for one of the temporary positions.
因為婚禮要招人幫忙 Because of the wedding.
什么婚禮？ What wedding?
普里塔和本 Preeta and Ben.
啊那誰普里塔和本啊？ Ah. As in, like, the Preeta and Ben?
紐約社會最受歡迎的情侶 New York society's favorite couple.
這將是一場盛大的活動 It's going to be quite the event.
哈 Huh.
酒店在招人嗎？ The hotel is hiring?
是的但條件要求非常苛刻 Yes, but they're very exclusive.
他們肯定不會雇用你的 They certainly wouldn't hire you.
嗯 Mm.
你說你叫什么來著？ And what did you say your name was again?
琳達·佩里巴頓 Linda Perrybottom.
琳達·佩里巴頓 Linda Perrybottom,
不幸的是你剛剛沒有通過測試 unfortunately, you just failed the test.
什么？ What?
你的面試從你走進那扇門的時候 Your interview started the minute
就已經開始了 that you walked in the door.
我沒意識到我只是 I didn't realize, I just...
皇家之門酒店的員工 Employees of the Royal Gate Hotel
必須是隨和的專業的 must be accommodating, masterly,
但最重要的是琳達 but above all, Linda,
謹慎 discreet.
如果他們告訴一個完美的陌生人 If they're telling a perfect stranger
一些私密的細節 the intimate details
包括這家酒店私人活動的內部運作情況 of the inner workings of this hotel's private events,
嗯這顯然是不行的不是嗎？ well, that doesn't quite cut it now, does it?
我會我可以看看你的簡歷嗎？ - I'd... - May I see your resume?
請給我呃 - Please? - Uh...
好的當然 Yes, of course.
謝謝 Thank you.
哦哇 Oh, wow.
是啊你做過很多很酷的工作 Yeah, you've had a lot of really cool jobs.
是的沒錯 Yes, I have.
多西號嗎 -多西號 - The Dorsey? - Dorsey.
無敵艦隊 The Armada.
這些都是旅館嗎？ These all are hotels?
嗯都不在紐約我剛從倫敦搬到這里 Well, none are in New York. I just moved here from London.
聽著琳達 Listen, Linda.
我覺得你不適合這這周的工作 I don't think you're right for this weekend.
噢 Oh.
我們只是需要更多的 We just need someone more...
當地人 local.
嗯我明白 Well, I understand.
謝謝你愿意見我 Thank you for the opportunity.
嗨如果我想申請 Hi. If I wanted to apply
申請這個周末的臨時職位 for a temporary position for this weekend...
這是你的簡歷嗎？ Is this your resume?
-不不是的 -哇這真是令人印象深刻 - No, it's not. - Wow, this is impressive.
我簡歷的副本 My only... copy.
嗯你肯定會被錄用的 Well, you are definitely gonna get hired.
我現在就打給他們 In fact, I'm gonna call them right now.
現在？ Right now?
嗯 Yeah.
-蘿拉 -嗯？ - Lola... - Mm-hmm?
如果我想買一件夾克的話 if I wanted to shop for, say, a jacket...
呃 好的 當然可以 就在那左轉 Uh, yeah, sure. Just to the left over there.
非常感謝 Thank you so much.
嗨 是的 我是前臺 Hi, yeah, we have
有位非常可愛的年輕女士 a very lovely young lady down at the front desk.
呃 她想要… Uh, she's going to be...
喲喲喲 Well, well, well.
看看我們找到了什么 Look at what we got here.
你知道嗎 如果我不是一只好賭的貓 You know, if I wasn't a betting cat,
我會說湯姆小子在這里 I'd say Tommy boy here
是想闖入酒店 is trying to break into the hotel.
看起來就是這樣 That's sure what it looks like.
這是我們的巷子小混混 This here is our alley, punk!
這是我們的酒店 Which makes this our hotel!
等等等等 Wait, hold up.
你是想闖進我們酒店嗎？ Are you trying to break into our hotel?
嘿伙計們別擔心 Yo, guys, don't worry about it.
這是一個很大的誤會 It was a big misunderstanding.
對吧湯姆？ Right, Tom?
你是在嘲笑我嗎？ Are you laughing at me?
我想你知道嘲笑我的貓有什么后果 Now, I'm sure you know what I do to cats that laugh at me.
來吧老大給他展示展示 Come on, boss! Preach! Preach to him!
我正要發力呢你能把你的嘴閉上 Now, I was about to, if you would shut that grill
讓我來處理嗎 and let me handle this.
我的錯老板 My bad, boss.
你知道嗎？ So, are you gonna answer me?
哦天哪現在是五點整扔下快跑 Oh, snap! It's five-o! Drop and run!
-哦不不是吧一快帶上我 - Oh, no, not again! - Somebody pick me up,
我跑不了那么快 -嘿湯姆再見 - I can't run that fast! - Hey, I'll see you again, Tom!
-留神吧你 -嘿回來 - Break yourself! - Hey, get back here!
歡迎 Welcome.
非常感謝 Thank you so much.
你一定是 -嗨早上好 - You must be... - Hi. Buongiorno.
我是福雷斯特·凱拉 Forester, Kayla.
我得為我的簡歷道歉 I'm sorry in advance about my resume,
樓下有個孩子 but there was a child downstairs
想把他的泡泡糖吐在桌子下面 trying to spit their Hubba Bubba under a table.
所以我撕下了一塊 So I tore off a piece.
好的我是特倫斯·門多薩活動經理 Good. I'm Terence Mendoza, Events Manager.
這位是亨利·杜布羅斯先生 And this is Mr. Henry Dubros.
嗨 很榮幸 - Hi. - A pleasure.
他是我們的總經理 He's our general manager.
我猜那就是水上運動經理吧？ And I assume that that's the aquatics manager?
那是戈爾蒂 That's Goldie.
她在這家旅館沒有正式職位只是一條魚 She has no official position at the hotel. That's a fish.
額 That's the...
我必須說這是一份非常令人印象深刻的簡歷 I must say, this is a very impressive resume.
多爾西？ The Dorsey?
噢多西號 Oh. The Dorsey.
你知道我討厭指名道姓 You know, I hate to name names,
但是我必須問問 but, uh, I will.
你一定認識約瑟芬·彭尼貝克夫人 You must have known Mrs. Josephine Pennybaker.
她是我在康奈爾大學的導師 She was my mentor at Cornell.
那是一所常春藤盟校 It's an Ivy League school
由埃茲拉·康奈爾先生于1865年創立 founded in 1865 by Mr. Ezra Cornell.
我就是在那里拿到碩士學位的 That's where I got my master's.
我只是分享一下 I'm just sharing.
我當然認識老喬喬·彭尼福特 Of course I know old Jojo Pennyfoot.
嗯真好笑 Yeah. What a hoot.
彭尼福特？ Pennyfoot?
好了福雷斯特小姐我們開門見山吧 Well, Miss Forester, we'll cut to the chase.
我相信你也知道 As I'm sure you know,
我們有一個非常高調的活動 we have a very high-profile event
這周末在這里舉行 happening here this weekend.
當然我很清楚是本和普里塔的婚禮 Of course, I'm very aware of Ben and Preeta's wedding.
嗯我們整個星期都在雇員工 Well, we need to hire additional staff through the week.
但是他們必須保持著高超的服務水平 But they must maintain the level of service
不負皇家之門的客人們的期待 guests of the Royal Gate expect.
盡管如此 -老實說 - Nonetheless. - And I'll be honest,
我們很少看到如此出色的簡歷 it's not often we come across a resume this distinguished.
抱歉 Excuse me,
但是這這只是一張紙 but this, this is just a piece of paper.
如果我要配得上這個機構 If I'm gonna be worthy of this institution,
你需要看到我 you need to see me in...
具體的表現 action.
你是要把它撿起來還是就扔在那里？ Are you gonna pick it up or just leave it there?
好的先生 Yes, sir.
把它放到垃圾桶里 Put it in the bin.
特倫斯 Terence.
她以為那條魚是部門的頭兒 She thought the fish was the head of the department.
真的？ Really?
魚甚至不會走路也不能 A fish can't even walk. It can't even...
特倫斯 Terence.
你被錄用了 You're hired.
真的嗎 -是的 - Really? - Yes.
我是說謝謝你 I mean, thank you.
你今天就能開始上班嗎？ Can you start today?
這將是一項艱巨的任務 That's gonna be a tall order.
嗯我的時間很滿 Mm... Very in demand.
好吧你懂的 Okay. Yeah, you know what?
我要先去把其他事交代一下 I'm gonna pull some strings.
很麻煩但是沒問題 It's difficult, but, yeah, no problem.
還有一件事 One other thing.
呃我們會要求所有臨時工 Uh, we will be asking all temporary staff
住在酒店里 to stay at the hotel
在婚禮前的一周里都需要如此 through the week leading up to the wedding.
呃只是為了滿足讓我們的顧客 Uh, just so that we can be available to guests
有求必應 at a moment's notice.
這件事你能接受嗎？ Is that something you'd be comfortable with?
為了酒店義不容辭 Anything for this hotel.
不放下來更好 No, it's better down.
10-4 好兄弟 接入 1-9 10-4, good buddy. Breaker, breaker, 1-9.
去拿下他們吧 Go get 'em.
頭發扎起來更好 這更專業 Hair's better up. It's more professional.
早上好 Good morning.
早上好先生 Good morning, sir.
皇家之門于1930年開業 The Royal Gate opened its doors in 1930
1962年并被宣為紐約市的標志性建筑 and was declared a New York City landmark
嗯 - by 1962. - Mm.
它已經經歷了兩次重大翻修 It's been through two major renovations,
然而它仍然是卓越服務界的標榜 yet it remains the beacon of service excellence.
這個地方曾接待過四位總統 This place has been host to four presidents,
三位教皇兩位國王一位王后 three popes, two kings, one queen,
噢還有德雷克 oh, and Drake.
這有260個房間 There are 260 rooms,
104間套房21層擁有著無可挑剔的奢華 104 suites, and 21 floors of impeccable luxury.
水壓永遠不低于50磅/平方英寸 The water pressure is never below 50 PSI,
并且我們的線程數從未低于800 and our thread count is never below 800.
一扣上紐扣對不起先生 - Button, please. - Sorry, sir.
溫泉浴場是頂級的 The spa is top-of-the-line,
我們這的教練也曾贏得了環法自行車賽冠軍兩次 and our spin instructor won the Tour de France. Twice.
好的 Right.
這場婚禮是皇家之門舉辦過 This wedding is the most prestigious event
最負盛名的活動之一 the Royal Gate has hosted.
這將取得完美的成功 And it will be a perfect success.
必須如此 It has to be.
這種規模的事件會創造正面的新聞 The positive press an event of this magnitude can generate
得到的回報是無價的 is invaluable.
你能不能別亂動好嗎？ Would you stop that, please?
那個是的先生 -好的 - The... Yeah, sir. - Okay.
是只是它要竄出來一樣 Yes. It's just, it tends to ride up.
我們的婚禮菜單正在設計 Our wedding menu is being designed
由我們自己的廚師杰基負責 by our very own Chef Jackie.
他是一顆冉冉升起的新星 He's a rising star,
有傳言稱米其林對他都很認可 and whispers are that Michelin agrees.
赫克托 Hector!
振作起來各位 Look alive, people.
你為什么這么討厭我？ Why do you hate me?
誰切了這些洋蔥？誰？ Who butchered these onions? Who?
哦我不知道弗朗索瓦是你嗎？ Oh, I don't know. Francois?
我們該走了你要毀了我的事業 - We should leave. - You're killing my career!
他有點尖酸但他是個藝術家 He's a bit tricky, but he's an artist.
我們很幸運能有他 And we're lucky to have him.
有些人可能會在他身上看到憤怒但我呢？ And some people may see anger, but me?
不不不 我在他身上看到了激情 No, no, no, no, no, no. I see passion.
你聽到了嗎？ Do you hear that?
聽到什么？ -你的腳步聲 - Hear what? - Your footsteps.
哦踩在卡拉拉大理石上的聲音 - Oh. - Carrara marble.
這是加文我們的門衛 This is Gavin, our doorman.
也是閑聊大師 Master of small talk.
這位是凱拉她曾經 This is Kayla, who recently worked
在倫敦的多爾西酒店工作過 at the Dorsey Hotel in London.
現在呢？ Did she now?
是這周她會為我們工作 Yes. And she'll be helping us out this week.
嗯我相信你會讓他們大吃一驚的凱拉 Mm. I'm sure you'll knock 'em dead, Kayla.
早上好！ Morning!
那是喬伊行李員 That's Joy, the bell girl.
我估計她是被狼養大的 I'm convinced she was raised by wolves.
什么 -她不重要 - What? - She's not important.
好吧 Okay.
但是這個玻璃中庭 But this glass atrium.
哦哇這才是最重要的 Oh, wow. Now that is something.
這是獨一無二的 It's one of a kind.
我稱它為 皇家之門的皇冠上的明珠 I call it the "crowning jewel of the Royal Gate."
這是卡梅隆酒吧招待 This is Cameron, the barman.
開瓶子 Popping bottles.
抱歉你說什么？ Excuse me?
別把酒灑在你的AJ5上了 Don't spill any on your Jordan 5s.
實際上是復古補發的 These are actually retro reissues.
很明顯是蕾絲花邊的問題 Obviously, it's the lace tips.
耐克實驗室？飛行俱樂部 - NikeLab? - Flight Club.
百老匯 On Broadway.
很抱歉打斷你們的高談闊論 I'm sorry to interrupt your riveting TED Talk,
但是你為什么要倒香檳呢 but why are you pouring champagne
現在才上午11點？ at 11 o'clock in the morning?
我被告知要倒兩杯 I was told to pour two glasses
給剛到的貴賓 for the VIPs that just arrived.
他們來了嗎？ They're here?
是的先生 誰來了？ - Yes, sir. - Who's here?
新娘和新郎跟我來吧 The bride and groom. Come with me.
哇！ Wow!
是不是很完美？ -我喜歡 - Isn't it perfect? - I love it.
就像我上周來參觀時一樣 Just as much as I did last week when we visited.
我在這個世界上最在乎的 All I care about in the whole world
就是你開不開心 is that you're happy.
你覺得你爸爸會喜歡嗎？ Think your dad's gonna like it?
你一直問我爸爸怎么想 You keep asking what my dad thinks,
要不然你和他去度蜜月吧 I'm gonna send him on the honeymoon with you.
讓開路讓一讓 Clear the way, coming through.
我希望客房服務是通宵營業的 I sure hope room service is open all night.
對吧圖茨？ Right, Toots?
本普里塔歡迎回到皇家之門 Ben, Preeta, welcome back to the Royal Gate.
非常感謝 -謝謝你 - Thank you very much. - Thank you.
為你們即將舉行的婚禮干杯 It's a toast to your upcoming nuptials.
回到這里真是太好了非常感謝 It's so great to be back here. Thank you very much.
謝謝 -當然 - Appreciate it. - Absolutely.
感謝你們所做的一切 And thank you guys for everything.
很高興再次見到你特倫斯 It's great to see you again, Terence.
非常感謝 -老鼠 - Thank you very much. - Mouse!
天哪！斯派克回來 Oh, my God! Spike, get back here!
-嘿嘿 -哦我的天啊 - Hey! Hey! - Oh, my gosh!
冷靜點孩子嘿給我回來 Simmer down, boy! Hey! Get back here!
我很抱歉 沒事的 - I'm so sorry. - It's no problem.
抱歉 Sorry.
有點神經質是吧？噢 - A little jumpy, huh? - Ooh.
抱歉他有點激動 I'm sorry, he's a little animated.
是啊嗯 Yeah, um...
哦她太可愛了 Oh, she's so sweet.
哇你對待動物真的有一套 Wow, you're really good with animals.
圖茨通常很害羞我說的 害羞 是指 Toots is usually really shy. And by "shy," I mean,
她她經常把人的臉刮破 she... She scratches people's faces off.
哦哦嗯 - Oh. - Oh. Well...
她能聞到真正的動物愛好者的氣味 she can smell a bona fide animal lover.
凱拉是新來的 You know, Kayla's new here
我正要跟她解釋呃 and I was just about to explain to her that, uh...
我們傳統上有禁帶寵物的政策 we traditionally have a no-pets policy...
哦哇但是呃你知道的 - Oh, wow. - ...but, uh, you know...
我很樂意破例 I would be delighted to make an exception.
你的手還好嗎？ -沒事 - Is your hand okay? - It's fine.
看起來你的手在流血 Looks like your hand's bleeding.
很好很完美我們準備了一份名單 It's fine, it's perfect. We've prepared a list
是一些最負盛名的狗狗公園 of some of the most prestigious dog parks
涵蓋這片地區我認為 in the area, and I think
第11街的那家特別豪華 the one on 11th Street is particularly luxurious.
但是人們會不會很緊張呢？ But are the people uptight?
因為我是說他們會對著狗大叫嗎 Because... I mean, do they yell at the dogs
如果掙脫了皮帶的話？ for being off-leash?
斯派克他他嗯你可以直截了當地說出來 - Spike, he's... he's... Yeah. - You can just say it.
他很糟 -是的 - He's disgusting. - Yeah.
他很糟？ -嗯？ - He's disgusting? - Huh?
有一個我知道的 There is one that I know about
就在17號沙拉三明治店的后面 that's behind this falafel place on 17th.
嚴格來說那不是狗狗公園 It's not technically a dog park,
但是他們會把他們的狗放出來 but they let their dogs off-leash
可以互相照顧 and they kinda look out for each other.
相當低調 It's pretty low-key.
太棒了謝謝你凱拉 That is amazing. Thank you, Kayla.
-謝謝凱拉 -是的 謝謝你凱拉 - Thanks, Kayla. - Yes. Thank you, Kayla.
當然了 Of course. Any time.
我只想說 我在INS上關注你們 I just have to say, I follow you guys on Instagram,
你們是有史以來最可愛的一對 and you are the cutest couple ever.
還有那顆鉆石哇 And that rock, whoa!
是的嗯 是的 - Yes, well... - Yeah.
從外太空都能看到那玩意兒真棒 Could see that thing from outer space. Good job.
你知道嗎從外太空都能看到我們的愛 You know, you could see our love from outer space.
哦 Oh.
這真是太棒了 That was fantastic.
太好了謝謝 -我們走吧？ - Great. Thank you. - Shall we?
-這就來 -來吧寶貝兒 - We shall. - Come on, Tootsie.
來吧斯派克 Come on, Spike.
但是說真的酒店里有保險箱嗎？ But in all seriousness, is there a safe in the hotel?
這是一顆巨大的鉆石 It's a giant diamond.
當然當然 Of course, of course.
旅途怎么樣？ How was the ride?
很好非常感謝 Very good, thank you very much.
別別擔心 Not... Not to worry.
那可能是欣喜的尖叫 That's probably a scream of delight.
你知道 有人第一次看到他們漂亮的房間 You know, someone seeing their beautiful room
這是經常發生的事 for the first time. It happens all the time.
蘿拉？你能送他們回房間嗎？ Lola? Can you see them to their room?
一失陪一下當然 - Excuse me. - Of course.
利奧被嚇死了 Leo is shaken to the core.
那只老鼠 The mouse
正好從他的腳上爬過 ran right over his foot.
聽著特倫斯我工作太辛苦了 Look, Terence, I've worked too frigging hard
帶著著一群無能的 to be saddled with a bunch of inept...
額一群才華橫溢的同事來與我共事 Wonderful group of gifted colleagues to have my career
一粒老鼠屎壞了一鍋粥啊 tossed into a fish bucket over some infestation.
杰基杰基 Jackie, Jackie, Jackie, Jackie.
我知道這種情況的嚴重性 I know the gravity of this situation.
我會處理的我會抓住它的先生 - And I will handle it. - I'll catch it, sir.
公的還是母的 Him. Or her.
可能是母的 It could be a female...
我沒有性別偏見不不 - I'm not gender biased - No, no.
-我不知道 -不不 很好現在已經不分性別了 - and I don't want to go by... - No, no, it's fine. It's gender-fluid now.
關鍵是我會抓住那只小老鼠的 The point is, I will catch that little mouse,
我會慎重處理這件事的 and I will be discreet about it.
好吧我需要你明白 Okay. I need you to understand
這件事的敏感性 the sensitivity of this matter.
-是的 -如果這只老鼠的照片被發到推特上 - Yes. - If a picture of this mouse is tweeted up
或者臉書或者ins上 to insta-book-face or the ticky-tock,
我們會被毀掉的 we will be ruined.
不不我們不會被毀因為這是不會發生的 No, sir. We're not ruined, because it's not gonna happen.
好吧？所以你們得搞清楚 Okay? So, you guys clear your heads about it.
那只嚙齒動物完蛋了 That Rodentia is toast.
你嗎呢？ What are you doing?
哦天哪你嚇到我了 Oh, my gosh, you scared me.
我嚇到你了？ I scared you?
你才是那個像小偷一樣鬼鬼祟祟的人 You know, you're the one creeping around like a thief.
我在找老鼠謝謝 I am on a mouse hunt. Thank you.
需要幫忙嗎？ Need any help?
什么？就因為我是 我是新來的女孩？ What? Because I'm... I'm... I'm the new girl?
很明顯你還沒有看過我的簡歷 Well, obviously, you haven't seen my resume.
上面清楚地表明我完全有能力 It clearly states that I am completely capable
做任何需要做的事 of doing anything that is required
并且都可以完成 to do that is needed to be done here.
哦對了 Oh, right.
抓一只小老鼠能有多難呢？ And how hard can it be to catch a little mouse?
老實說我沒想到你會這樣說 Honestly, I wasn't expecting you to say yes.
你知道嗎你有一整套 You know, you got that whole
獨立的方案進行 independent vibe thing going on,
我通常不會介入 and I don't normally get involved
去教新來的如何做他們的工作 所以 with how the new kids do their jobs. So...
我的名字嗯我的名字是 My name, um... My name is
凱拉嗯 Kayla. Yeah.
我媽媽叫我凱拉 My mom calls me Kayla.
哦好的凱拉 Oh, okay, Kayla.
我懷疑抓老鼠這個技能 有沒有寫在你的簡歷上 Well, I doubt that mouse catching is on your resume,
但如果你真的抓到它 but if you do catch him,
你應該過來喝一杯慶祝酒 you should come by for a celebratory beverage.
好那就再開一瓶香檳吧 Well, start popping another bottle of champagne now,
因為無論如何它肯定被我抓住 because any minute now, he's mine.
他 等一下 He's... One second.
怎么會 What the...
是不是有人把他們 Did someone leave their...
那是什么？ What is that?
是實力的證明 The sign of a worthy competitor.
猜猜誰在那派對上？ Guess who's at the party?
來吧伙計要有點自尊 Come on, man. Have some self-respect.
你在垃圾箱里 You are in a dumpster
杰瑞在里面又安全又暖和 and Jerry's inside, safe and warm.
看看他 Look at him.
他在房間里偵察看他下一步能偷什么 Just scouting the room and seeing what he can steal next.
想一想誰是貓誰是老鼠？ Now, who's the cat and who's the mouse?
嘿我們回去把那只老鼠砸個稀爛吧 Hey, let's get back in there and smash that mouse up good.
哇哇哇湯姆我的兄弟 Whoa, whoa, whoa. Tom, my brother,
貓和老鼠都有快樂的空間 there's room for both cats and mice to be happy.
聽著 我相信如果你要求他給你分享他的食物 Look, I'm sure if you asked to share his food...
分享？你是在哄小孩子們嗎？ Share? You're lucky the kids are watching, okay?
我們是貓貓捉老鼠 We're cats. Cats take!
得了吧他只是一只無辜的小老鼠 Come on, he's just an innocent little mouse.
等一下等一下我們為什么總是吵架？ Wait a minute, wait a minute. Why're we always arguing?
我們不應該吵架我們看起來很像 We shouldn't be fighting, we look alike.
我們為什么要這么吵架呢？ Why are we doing this?
聽著我們這次做點不一樣的怎么樣？ Look, how about we do something different this time?
我們為什么不讓湯姆自己做決定呢 好嗎？ Why don't we let Tom make up his own mind, okay?
這是個好主意 Now, see, that is a good idea.
湯姆我相信你 Tom, I believe in you.
真是個笨蛋 What a sucker.
現在去干點讓我驕傲的事吧 湯姆 Now go make me proud, Tom.
哇哦 Whoa!
啊 Ahhh!
生命你聽到了嗎？ Life, do you hear me?
賦予我創作的生命 Give my creation life!
去找獨狼吧 Go for Lone Wolf.
誰？ Who?
我是凱拉先生 It's Kayla, sir.
我只是在試其中一個新的代號 Just trying on one of those new code names.
那就別說了 Well, don't.
你找到房間了嗎？ Have you located the room yet?
我還在持續收到噪音投訴 I'm continuing to get noise complaints.
是的 先生 沒有 我還沒有找到 Yes, sir... Well, no, sir, I haven't yet,
但是我我這就去辦完畢 but I'm... I'm on it. Over.
好的快點這樣你就可以回去找那只老鼠了 Well, hurry up so you can get back to finding that mouse.
請不要說 完畢 這又不是 星際迷航 And please, do not say "over." This isn't Star Trek.
那這就讓對講機失去了所有樂趣 Takes all the fun out of walkie-talkies.
我是說那還有什么意義呢？ I mean, what's the point, then?
我仍然能聽到您的聲音 I can still hear you.
我發現目標了長官我正向北移動 I have eyes on the target, sir, and I am moving north...
我正朝門口走去 I'm moving toward the door.
哦不 Oh, no.
你在干什么？ What did you do?
誰 Who...
等等我認識你 Wait a second, I know you.
我認識你你是公園里那只騎著自行車的貓 I know you! You're the cat from the park with the bike
然后你就撞了我 and you tackled me.
這是私人恩怨嗎？ Is this personal?
這是某種形式的報復嗎？ Is this some form of revenge sabotage?
你在做什么你想告訴我什么嗎？ What are you... You're trying to tell me something?
好吧兩個音節 Okay. Two syllables.
一句話這是一部電影嗎？ One word. Is it a movie?
是動畫片嗎？ Is it a cartoon?
這是什么？一頭豬？ What's this? A pig?
一只老鼠？ A mouse?
一只小老鼠？ A little mouse?
什么？他也在這里嗎？ What? He was here, too?
天啊 我得抓住那個小災星 Gosh, I gotta catch that little disaster.
如果我不這么做我會丟掉這份工作的 If I don't, I'm gonna lose this job.
等一下 Wait a second.
你是一只貓 You're a cat.
你抓不到一只老鼠嗎？你的天性不就是抓老鼠嗎？ Can't you catch a mouse? Isn't that in your DNA?
哈 Huh.
你有名字嗎？ You got a name?
做得很好莫特 That is really well done, Mot.
湯姆？ Tom?
你可能會為此惹上很多麻煩 You could be in a lot of trouble for this.
我是說看看這亂七八糟的 I mean, just look at this mess.
那么我們應該怎么做呢？ So, what should we do about this?
你想一起抓老鼠嗎？ You wanna catch a mouse together?
這可能會給你帶來豐厚的回報 There could be a big reward in it for you.
先生我是要求她 Sir, I instructed her
除掉一只動物而不是去找另一只動物來 to get rid of an animal, not find another.
我是這么想的先生 Here's how I see it, sir.
我們酒店有老鼠問題 We have a mouse problem at this hotel,
這樣我們就可以雇一個滅鼠專家 so we could hire an exterminator
讓他在整個酒店里來回走動 to have him tramp up and down this whole hotel,
而不是到處撒滿耗子藥 just filling it with his poison
那樣也會提醒本和普雷塔 and alerting Ben and Preeta
在他們的婚禮上有老鼠的可能性 to the possibility of vermin at their wedding,
或許我們可以利用數百萬年來 or we could leverage millions of years
關于食物鏈的理論 of predatory-prey evolution
選擇一個更加 and choose a more
更加環保的解決方案 subtle and eco-friendly solution.
這就是我雇傭湯姆來的原因 That's why I brought on Tom.
你雇傭 You brought on...
她是個臨時工她甚至沒有雇用權 She's a temp. She doesn't even have hiring power.
我們在多爾西酒店就是這么做的先生 It's what we did at the Dorsey, sir.
真的嗎？ Really?
他們在多爾西酒店可不是這么做的 That is not what they did at the Dorsey.
為什么不如我不問問彭尼貝克夫人呢？ Why don't I ask Mrs. Pennybaker?
誰 Who...
我可不怕你問 wouldn't want you to ask
多爾西的彭尼貝克太太？ Mrs. Pennybaker from the Dorsey?
要不我現在就打給她好嗎？ Why don't I call her right now, huh?
絕對不行沒人可以打電話給任何人 Absolutely not. No one's calling anyone.
放出消息說我們在考慮雇一只貓 Word gets out that we're thinking of hiring a cat,
嗯老鼠的問題可能會泄露 well, the mouse problem could leak.
如果我們拒絕雇貓的消息傳開了 And if word gets out that we're refusing to hire a cat,
善待動物組織馬上就會給你冠上 PETA will be here before you can say
歧視動物 的帽子 "discriminatory practices."
嗯 -嗯 Mm-hmm.
你需要跳出框框思考問題特倫斯 You need to think outside the box, Terence.
他會戴帽子嗎？ Could he wear a hat?
什么意思先生？ Excuse me, sir?
他能戴一頂時髦的帽子嗎？ Could he wear a jaunty hat?
還有呃也許最好還有個名牌 And, uh, perhaps a name tag?
我覺得那會很可愛的 I think that'd be adorable.
等一下 One second.
先生你你不會是認真的吧？帽子？ Sir, you, you can't be serious? A hat?
如你所見他很想戴頂帽子 As you can see, he would love to wear a hat.
還有一個名牌 And a name tag.
那么我認為這是個有創意且優雅的解決方案 凱拉 Well, then I think this is a creative and elegant solve, Kayla.
謝謝您 先生 我也這樣認為 Thank you, sir. As do I.
就這些了 謝謝 That'll be all. Thank you.
你得把你的名牌弄好 You gotta fix your name tag.
這就對了 There you go.
嗯 Yeah.
你看上去不錯嘛 You look good.
我知道你是誰了 I figured out who you are.
我是誰？ Who am I?
你是個初生牛犢 You're one of those millennials.
認為自己可以得到想要的任何東西 that thinks they can get whatever they want
想什么時候都可以 whenever they want
甚至不用努力的情況 without working for it,
最好是不勞而獲 preferably with free shipping.
誰不喜歡不勞而獲呢？ Who doesn't like free shipping?
這是一個競爭激烈的市值2000億美元的行業 This is a cutthroat $200 billion industry.
我一直靠著我的方式走到了今天 And I've clawed my way all the way to the middle.
我不打算就此荒廢了 And I don't intend on stopping there.
好吧？ Okay?
你最好希望這個小貓咪計劃奏效 You better hope this little cat plan works.
因為如果不是這樣的話 Because if it doesn't,
我保證你再也不能在紐約市工作了 I'll make sure you'll never work in New York City again.
你也一樣湯姆是的就是你 And that goes for you, too, Tom. Yes, you.
趁名牌還在的時候好好享受吧因為 Enjoy it while it lasts because...
這只是個測試湯姆 This is just a test, Tom.
嗯 -嗯 Uh-uh.
他認為我們做不到 He doesn't think that we can do it.
就像我認識的大多數人一樣 Just like most people I know.
但是你和我我們是不同的湯姆 But you and I, we're different, Tom.
我們不會輕易墮落的 We don't go down easy.
好的我從大堂開始 All right, I'm gonna start in the lobby.
湯姆？ Tom?
為了嗯避免一些行為 to, um, avoid behaviors
這可能會給人一種我們在吵架的印象 that might give the impression that we're fighting.
但是如果只有你們兩個人呢？ But what about when it's just you two?
我是說我們當然不同意 I mean, we disagree, of course,
關于婚禮 about how big
應該辦多大 哇 - the wedding should be. - Wow.
但我想維持形象的壓力太大了 But I guess there was so much pressure to maintain an image
在某個地方我們忘記了如何去反抗 that somewhere we forgot how to fight.
本真的很愛你普里塔 Ben really loves you, Preeta.
嗯他真的是個好人 Yeah. He's a really good guy.
只是當隨著他成長會愈發成熟 It's just that when he goes, he goes big.
我喜歡他這一點 And I love that about him.
嗯 Yeah.
但我有一種感覺這是 But I have this feeling that this
印度的小型婚禮將會是一場巨大的災難 small Indian wedding is gonna be a great big disaster.
洋基體育場美好的一天 Beautiful day at Yankee Stadium.
第九局結束 兩人出局 Top of the 9th inning, two out,
洋基隊領先一分 and the Yankees up by one.
大個子亞歷克斯·戈登在發球區 Big Alex Gordon at the plate.
那個球被擊飛了 That ball is crushed.
可能就是這里了 This might be it.
球賽可能要結束了 The ball game may be over.
洋基隊可以繼續前進然后 The Yankees could move on and...
噢！怎么回事？ Oh! What's this?
一個毛茸茸的手套伸手接住了球 A hairy fan has reached over and caught the ball.
大混亂在洋基體育場上演 Mayhem unfolds at Yankee Stadium.
兩個棒球迷的出現 Two baseball fans seated in right field
中斷了本可以 interrupted what could have been
讓洋基隊決賽出局的比賽 the final out for the Yankees.
罪魁禍首后來被動物管理局帶走 The culprits were later taken away by animal control.
其他新聞 In other news...
哦我的天哪 Oh, my gosh!
那是什么 What was...
本那是無人機嗎？ Ben, was that a drone?
不是普通的無人機 Not just any drone.
那是一架CH -4000軍用級別 That was a CH-4000, military-grade.
是的 -但我肯定這是無害的 - Yeah. - But I'm sure it's harmless.
喬伊？ Joy?
我要不要去看看怎么回事 -是的是的喬伊 - Should I go see what that... - Yes. Yes, Joy.
哦好的去吧 -好的喬伊走吧是啊 - Oh, okay. Going. - Yes, Joy, go. Yep.
那是一聲尖叫 That was a scream.
這是無害的 It's harmless.
嗯軍事方面的東西通常都是這樣的 Yeah. Military things usually are.
我買這架無人機是因為我想 I got this drone because I thought,
呃當普里塔和我騎著大象走進婚禮的時候 uh, when Preeta and I come into the wedding on the elephants,
無人機可能是一種呃 that the drone could be kind of, uh...
當我說 無人機 和 大象 這兩個詞的時候 As I'm saying the words "drone" and "elephant,"
別人都不禁要叫出聲來 out loud to another human being,
我在想這是不是嗯 I'm wondering, is this, um...
這是不是有點麻煩？ is this a lot?
婚禮本 Weddings, Ben,
他們的壓力已經夠大了 they're already stressful enough,
你知道嗎是的 - you know? - Yeah.
重要的是普雷塔 The important part is that Preeta,
她迫不及待地想嫁給你 she can't wait to marry you.
所以放松點你知道嗎？ So, just take it easy, you know?
享受這個過程 Enjoy the ride.
是的你只有一次機會 - Yeah. - You only got one shot at it.
就像一次機會就得把事情做好 Like, one chance to, like, get it right.
嗯嗯所以就得往前走把無人機開回來吧 Uh-huh. So just go ahead and pull it back.
嗯開回來再飛出去 Yeah. Pull it back and just sorta let it rip.
真的把它開回來 Like, really, just pull it way back
然后就從里面爆開 and just explode out of it.
我不是那個意思 That is not what I was
我想對你說是的 - trying to say to you. - Yeah.
他們說他們已經銷毀了武器 They said they'd disabled the weapons.
有武器嗎？呃我會確認的 - There's weapons? - Uh, I'll make sure.
我找到了 I found it.
I found the...
天哪！幫幫我 幫幫我 幫幫我 Oh, my God! Help me, help me, help me!
她找到了 She found it.
別看它的眼睛喬伊 Don't look it in the eyes, Joy.
歡迎來到你們的新家先生們 Welcome to your new home, gentlemen.
嘿安靜你已經吃過飯了 Hey, hey, hey, pipe down! You already been fed.
你好 Hello.
安靜點 Quiet.
隨意點你們要在這里待一段時間 Get comfortable. You're gonna be here a while.
好了 祝你們愉快！ OK！ Have a nice stay!
巷子貓 Alley cats
出來玩 Come out and play
那是巷子里的那只貓 That's that cat from the alley!
好吧好吧好吧 Well, well, well.
那么我們又見面了 你知道嗎 你和我？ So, we meet again. You know, you and me?
我們還有一些事情要解決 We got some unfinished business to settle.
晚飯時間到了 Dinner time.
我更喜歡稱之為甜點時間 Snack is what I like to call it.
放松點你們兩個 Relax, you two.
這不會花很長時間的只要你不反抗 This won't take long, as long as you don't fight it.
抓到你了 Gotcha.
哦別害怕過來 Oh, don't be scared, come here!
你要吃了他嗎？ Are you gonna eat him?
你為什么不做個乖貓咪把他交出來 Why don't you be a good little kitty and hand him over
趁我對你還算友善的時候？ before I stop being nice?
你們是什么朋友還是什么？ Yeah, what are you, like, friends or something?
你吃吧現在就吃了他 Go ahead. Eat him now.
如果我們吃不了他你就得吃了他 If we can't eat him, you gotta eat him.
看起來像是不錯的零食 Looks like a nice snack.
吃吧吃吧 Chew. Chew.
吃了他吃吃 -吃吧吃吧 - Eat him. Eat. Eat. - Chew. Chew. Chew.
-吃了它 -吃吧 - Eat it. - Chew. Chew.
Ah, ah, there you go. Bottoms up!
吃了他 -來吧 - Eat him! - There you go!
它有看起來那么好吃嗎？ Is it as good as it looks?
你在等什么？嚼啊 What are you waiting for? Chew.
嚼啊 Chew. Chew.
嚼啊 Chew. Chew. Chew. Chew.
如果你不嚼我們會嚼了你 If you don't start chewing, we will.
哦 太辣了 Oh, that's spicy. Cajun.
嚼啊 Chew. Chew. Chew.
等一下 有點不對勁 張開你的嘴 Wait a minute. Something ain't right. Open your mouth.
你聽到他說的了張開嘴 You heard him, open your trap!
嘿小貓 Hey, cat.
你有個訪客 You got a visitor.
-什么？-有訪客？ - What? - Visitors?
他甚至沒有吃他 He didn't even eat him!
老鼠你也有訪客 Mouse, you got one, too.
你好湯姆 Hola, Tom.
他們對你怎么樣？ How are they treating you?
這地方呃太可怕了 This place is, uh, horrible.
奶酪棒？ Cheese stick?
哦你不想要嗎？ Oh, you don't want it?
事情是這樣的 Here's the deal.
我知道你想回酒店 I know you wanna come back to the hotel,
我可以幫你做到這一點 and I can help you do it.
你可能已經知道了 As you may already know,
凱拉已經被派去負責婚禮了 Kayla's been put in charge of the wedding.
而且是的這是一項艱巨的工作 And, yeah, it's a tough job.
這就是她派我來把你帶回去的原因 That's why she sent me here to bring you back.
這樣你就能幫上忙了 So you can help.
但有個問題 But there's a catch.
我只能帶你們中的一個人去 I can only take one of you.
你知道你的朋友怎么說嗎？ You know what your friend said?
這是你的錯 That it's your fault.
或許我不該這么說你知道嗎？ Maybe I shouldn't say this, you know?
他說你聞起來像 就像金槍魚一樣 He says you smell like... Like tuna.
還有一只臭腳 And a cheesy foot.
他還說你呃 He also said that you're, uh...
你無情無義 You're emotionally unavailable.
他還想讓你留在這里腐爛 He also wants you to stay here and rot.
現在你們讓我處于如此艱難的境地 Now, you put me in such a tough position.
正如你們已經知道的 As you already know,
我只能帶你們中的一人回酒店 I can only take one of you back to the hotel.
是貓呢？ Will it be the cat?
還是老鼠？ Or the mouse?
好吧 Okay.
我已經做出決定了 I've made my decision.
名人新聞皇家之門酒店大混亂 In celebrity news, major commotion at the Royal Gate Hotel
作為紐約的精英夫婦普里塔和本 as New York's elite couple, Preeta and Ben,
在一場私下的私密婚禮上喜結良緣 are tying the knot in a private, intimate wedding.
好吧 Okay.
不 不 不 No, no. No, no, no.
讓開 Move.
梅塔先生你覺得怎么樣？ Mr. Mehta, what do you think?
你沒戴頭巾 You're not wearing a turban.
這是一個問題還是一個要求？ Is that, Is that a question or a statement?
我不知道你想不想知道答案 I didn't know if you wanted an answer.
我真的很喜歡板球 I've been getting really into cricket!
你做得很好 You're doing great.
香檳準備得怎么樣了？ How are we doing on the champagne?
沒問題 We good, we good.
就是太多了人手不夠 There's just a lot of it, and not enough hands.
好吧 Okay.
好的兄弟把這些拿到樓上去 All right, bro. Take these upstairs.
我馬上就上去你能行嗎？ I'll be up in a minute. You good?
我想沒問題 Yeah, yeah. I think so.
鳥媽媽我們有麻煩了我們需要你 Momma bird, we got a problem here. We need you.
好的馬上就來 Okay, on my way.
嗯 什么？ - Hmm. - What?
我想我可能剛剛完成了這件事 I think I might have just pulled this off.
女士們先生們儀式即將開始 Ladies and gentlemen, the ceremony is about to begin.
好了馬爾科姆你的臉看起來令人印象深刻 All right, Malcolm, game face, look impressive.
僅供參考我隨時準備著 FYI, I'm always ready.
哈哈哈 LOL.
本這感覺太尷尬了 Ben, this feels so embarrassing.
嗯希望這話能寬慰你你看起來很漂亮 Well, if it's any consolation, you look very beautiful.
在某種程度上你知道我們騎著大象 And in a way, you know, we're the elephants.
我們永遠不會忘記這場婚禮 Because we're never gonna forget this wedding.
我們走吧 Here we go.
哇！ Wow!
普里塔 Preeta!
哇 Wow.
大象在這種活動中出現正常嗎？ The, the elephant are normal in these kind of events?
我們是一個對大象很友好的機構 We are an elephant-friendly establishment.
友好的機構 Friendly establishment.
哇 Wow.
那真是太美了 That's really beautiful.
大象是個不錯的選擇 The elephants were a great choice.
歡迎回來 Welcome back.
把這場婚禮當作歡迎會吧 Consider this wedding a welcome party.
只為你準備的 Just for you.
哦不 Oh, no.
不 No.
杰瑞在這里做什么？ What is Jerry doing here?
嗯那一定很尷尬 Well, that must be awkward.
他說了很多關于你的壞話 With all the horrible things he said about you.
你不適合在皇家之門工作 That you're not fit to work at the Royal Gate.
湯姆現在我們不要麻木不仁 Tom, come on, now. Let's not be insensitive.
哦你就不能讓他一個人待著嗎？ Oh, would you just leave him alone already?
好吧我有話要說 Well, I got something to say.
好的那就說吧 Okay, go ahead and speak, then!
就像我剛才說的 As I was saying...
搞定了 Gotcha!
現在讓我們去完成我們要做的事情吧 Now let's go finish what we started.
玩得開心點人 Have fun.
湯姆為什么在這里？ Why is Tom here?
What the...
我沒看到杰瑞你看到杰瑞了嗎？ I don't see Jerry. Do you see Jerry?
呃沒有我沒有 Uh, no. I don't.
嗨嘿嗨 - Hi. Hey. - Hi.
這不是很棒嗎？看你爸爸很喜歡 Isn't this great? And look, your dad loves it.
至少我覺得他很喜歡 At least, I think he's loving it.
很難說 It's kinda hard to tell.
還不錯 Not bad.
阿對著無人機攝像頭微笑 Ah. Smile for the drone-cam.
無人機攝像頭？ Drone-cam?
嗯他們可以在無人機上安裝攝像頭 Yeah. They can put a cam on a drone.
等那些是孔雀嗎？ Wait. Are those peacocks?
是的我想他們可能只是 Yeah, I think they might have just been
是外來鳥類套餐的一部分 part of the, uh, exotic bird package.
怎么還有老虎？ And, and even the tiger?
嗯老虎是我們的重頭戲 Well, the tiger is our first.
我求你別再做這種事了 I begged you to stop doing this stuff.
對不起這是最后一個驚喜 I'm sorry. That is the last surprise.
你就是不聽 You just don't listen.
聽什么？ Listen to what?
嗯？ Hmm?
不湯姆不要那樣 No, Tom. Don't do it.
動手吧湯姆去吧 Do it, Tom. Do it.
你死定了老鼠 You're dead, mouse.
是！ Yes!
天哪那是一只老鼠嗎？ OMG. Is that a mouse?
WT...
普里塔 Preeta!
老鼠老鼠 Mouse! Mouse!
老鼠老鼠老鼠 Mouse, mouse, mouse, mouse, mouse!
我們接到他了哦我的寶貝 - We got him. - Oh, my baby!
不不是的大家保持冷靜 No, no. Stay calm, everyone!
老鼠啊 Mouse! Ahh!
老鼠老鼠 Mouse! Mouse!
老鼠啊老鼠 Mouse! Ah, mouse!
啊滾開 Ugh. Get off.
你？ You?
不我 No. Me.
老鼠老鼠老鼠 Mouse, mouse, mouse, mouse, mouse!
老鼠 Mouse!
請保持冷靜 Please remain calm.
別擋我的路別擋我的路 Out of my way! Out of my way!
馬爾科姆我來救你了 Malcolm! I'm coming to save you!
哦不！ Oh, no!
普里塔 Preeta!
從后門出去 Out the back door.
快逃吧！ Let's get out of here!
哦不！ Oh, no!
塞西爾馬爾科姆 Cecil! Malcolm!
停下 Stop! Stop!
他在這里做什么？ What is he doing here?
特倫斯來這里是因為他試圖警告我 Terence is here because he tried to warn me
關于凱拉的事她顯然撒了謊 about Kayla, who clearly lied about who she is.
不不呃這是個誤會那嗯 No, sir. Uh, this was a misunderstanding. It was, um...
不是的 No.
實際上這不是誤會 Actually, it wasn't a misunderstanding.
先生當我那天走進您的辦公室時 Sir, when I came into your office that day,
我偷了別人的簡歷 I had stolen someone else's resume...
假裝那是我的 and pretended that it was mine.
我沒有任何資格做這件事 I don't have any qualifications for this.
或者做任何事真的 Or for anything, really.
你不僅毀了這場婚禮 You not only destroyed this wedding,
而且可能毀了這家酒店的未來 but may have destroyed the future of this hotel.
對不起 I'm sorry.
也許我可以挽救這一切 Perhaps I could salvage this.
別費神了 Don't bother.
我只是來通知杜布羅斯先生 I just came here to inform Mr. Dubros
婚禮取消了 that the wedding's off.
普里塔 Preeta.
哦 Oh...
我想我們倆都腦瓜子嗡嗡的吧 I guess we were both in over our heads.
我 I...
凱拉我不明白你為什么 Kayla, I don't get why you just...
我本想告訴你的卡梅隆 I was gonna tell you, Cameron.
我本想告訴你們所有人真相的 I was gonna tell all of you the truth.
我只想向你們證明這是我應得的 I just wanted to prove to you all that I deserved this.
我能做到這一點 That I could do this.
對不起 I'm sorry.
想都別想再回來 And don't even think about coming back.
你以為我會讓一些街頭動物 You think I was gonna let some street animals
住在皇家之門酒店嗎？ live at the Royal Gate Hotel?
哦不 Oh, no.
嘿謝謝你來見我 Hey. Thanks for meeting me.
我知道我昨天不太有說服力 I know I wasn't very convincing yesterday.
但我想說的是我真的很抱歉 But what I was trying to say was, I really am sorry.
我還是不敢相信我看到 I still can't believe that I saw everything
那個女人完成了她的簡歷上的一切 that woman accomplished on her resume,
我認為我只是想獲得一種公平的交換 and I thought that my pure ambition was an even swap.
拜托凱拉 Come on, Kayla,
每個人都會搞砸 everybody screws up.
只是太難了 It's just hard.
我是說每天早上我醒來 I mean, every morning I wake up
我看了看我的手機 and I look at my phone,
我的新聞里全是 and my newsfeed is filled with people
和我們同齡的人 who are our age,
你知道他們正在做著成功的事業 you know, they're succeeding at what they're doing.
嗯也許我們只需要 Well, maybe we just need
不要把我們自己和別人作比較 to stop comparing ourselves to everybody
只要為之努力就行了 and just work for it.
聽著凱拉 Listen, Kayla,
你會學到技能的 you're gonna get the skills.
你已經夠聰明了夠風趣了 You already got the smarts, you got the funny,
你會獲得回報 and you got the love of helping people.
即使我想挽救這件事我也做不到 Even if I wanted to make this right, I couldn't.
嗯也許他們。 Well, maybe they
可以幫助說服你并非如此 can help convince you otherwise.
不 No.
你們兩個是我現在最不想見的人 You two are the last people that I wanna see right now.
這是怎么回事？ What is all this?
我想那是普里塔和本 I think that's Preeta and Ben.
好吧你知道嗎？別再畫黑板了告訴我怎么回事 All right, you know what? Just cut the chalkboard act and tell me what's going on.
好吧你和杰瑞有什么主意了嗎？ Okay, you and Jerry have an idea for what?
你是怎么 How did you...
大象？ Elephants?
嘎嘎 Ca-caw!
孔雀呢？一塊大蛋糕？ And peacocks? A big cake?
伙計們你們是在取笑我嗎？ Guys, are you just making fun of me?
哦這么說這就像猜字謎？ Oh, so, this is like charades?
了不是的 No.
因為他確實像是 'Cause he did like a...
不是嗎？好吧不要緊 No? All right, never mind.
我想他們想告訴我們的是 I think what they're trying to tell us
如果我們回到酒店 is that if we go back to the hotel,
盡快搶救下能救出的東西 quickly salvage what we can,
我們在最后一刻找到一個場地 and we find a last-minute venue
以及某種合適的慶祝活動 and some sort of befitting celebrant,
我們可以通過舉辦一個臨時婚禮來解決這個問題 we can fix this by putting on a makeshift wedding.
所有這些你都是從那里學來的嗎？ And you got all of that from that?
嗯 Yeah.
我們現在有點了解對方了 We kinda understand each other now.
那就來吧 Let's do it.
我們又有什么損失呢？ What do we have to lose?
嘿 Hey.
普里塔要去哪里？ Where's Preeta going?
門衛從不過問 A doorman never tells.
肯尼迪 JFK.
好了伙計們我知道你們倆相處不好 Okay, guys. I know that you both don't get along,
但現在是時候改變這一點了 but now it's time to change that.
所以幫我挽救這場婚禮去截回那個新娘好嗎？ So, help me save this wedding and go catch that bride, okay?
把她帶回這里 And bring her back here.
你想干什么？ What do you want?
我只需要和本說幾句話 I just need to talk to Ben for a minute.
不你不覺得你毀得夠徹底了嗎？ No, don't you think you've done enough?
本今天這場婚禮仍然可以舉行 Ben. This wedding can still happen, today.
怎么？我是說切都毀了 How? I mean, everything's destroyed.
無所謂 It doesn't matter.
普雷塔其實并不想要這一切 Preeta never actually wanted any of this.
她只想讓你聽她說 She just wanted you to listen to her.
我我不這么認為 I, I don't think so.
等有人曾經告訴我 Wait. Someone once told me
婚禮是一對新人的第一次考驗 that a wedding is a couple's very first test.
有些人 And some couples,
他們能經受住考驗 well, they rise to that.
太蠢了 Stupid.
哪種白癡會這么說？ What kind of idiot said that?
我是說說真的 我說的 - I mean, seriously... - Me.
噢 Oh.
我向您道歉對不起 I apologize. I'm sorry.
我沒有諷刺你 I was being, uh, sarcastic.
你可以經受考驗的本我們還是可以做到的 You can rise, Ben. We can still pull this off.
別說了這家酒店的一切 Needless to say, everything at this hotel
將任您支配 will be at your disposal.
除此之外酒店 Except, of course, the hotel.
花園怎么樣？ What about the garden
街對面嗎？ across the street?
呃抱歉花園嗎？ Uh, I'm sorry, garden?
嗯 -嗯 Mm-hmm.
等等你是說中央公園嗎？ Wait, do you mean Central Park?
好的不管你給它取什么綽號 Sure. Whatever nickname you have for it.
這實際上是一個令人驚嘆的想法 That's actually an amazing idea.
喬伊謝謝你 Joy, thank you.
嗯？ Yeah?
嗯 Yeah.
嗯特倫斯怎么樣 Well, how about, Terence,
你和本一起拿著嘉賓名單 you and Ben get a guest list together,
通知大家去哪里見我們 and then let everyone know where to meet us?
你還想讓我幫你 You expect me to assist you
你對這家酒店做了那么多壞事 after what you've done to this hotel?
我想我們都做了一些壞事吧 I think we both did some things
為了保住了我們的工作 that we regret to keep our jobs.
湯姆和杰瑞告訴了我你們的所作所為 Tom and Jerry told me what you did.
我不會告訴任何人的 I'm not gonna tell anybody.
好的謝謝 Okay, thank you.
如果湯姆和杰瑞能在外面一起協作 If Tom and Jerry can be out there working together,
那我們也可以 then so can we.
收到收到完畢 Roger, roger, over.
湯姆和杰瑞請接入 Come in, Tom and Jerry.
我知道你不能說話但我相信你能聽到我說話 I know you can't talk, but I'm sure you can hear me.
普利塔在列克星敦 Preeta's on Lexington,
而且看起來她正向中城隧道駛去 and it looks like she's headed for the Midtown Tunnel.
不等等他們實際上是在57街左轉 No, wait, they're actually making a left turn on 57th.
他們要去昆斯伯勒大橋 They're going for the Queensboro Bridge.
哇哇 Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa!
伙計們你們必須阻止他們 Guys, you have to get them
在他們到達大橋之前 before they make it to the bridge.
你好？ Hello?
呃這個不能講話的東西真的要報廢了 Ugh, this no-talking thing is really getting old.
哇哦 Whoa!
圖茨 Toots!
停車 停車 Stop the car!
跟著他們走我們走吧 Follow them. Let's go.
你能跟上嗎？ Could you keep up?
干得好伙計們 Great job, guys.
我將向你發送新位置 I'm sending you a new location.
圖茨 Toots.
快回來 Come back!
什么凱拉怎么回事？ What... Kayla, what is going on?
聽我說完 Hear me out.
我知道昨天是場災難 I know yesterday was a disaster.
但我向你保證大部分的混亂 But I promise you that most of the chaos
是因為我 was because of me.
還有他們 And them.
但就像我一樣他們也改變了他們的方式 But just like me, they've changed their ways.
但是普里塔 But, Preeta,
我真的認為我們有機會挽救這一切 I really think we have the chance to make this right.
祝好運 Good luck.
聽著普里塔我很抱歉 Listen, Preeta, I'm sorry.
好吧？我想給你夢寐以求的婚禮 Okay? I wanted to give you the wedding of your dreams,
但在某個時候它飄進了我的夢 but at some point, it drifted into my dreams
還有你父親的夢 and your father's dreams,
然后你父親出現在我的夢里 and then your father was in my dreams,
在那些夢里他騎著一只老虎 and in one of them, he was riding a tiger.
真的很奇怪然后 It was really weird. And then...
我很抱歉我沒有閉嘴 I'm sorry that I didn't just shut up
聽聽你想要什么 and listen to what you wanted.
我想要的是你 What I want is you.
一直如此 It's only ever been that.
展望未來 Going forward,
我保證不會有太多驚喜 I promise fewer surprises,
不管怎么我保證會告知你實情 and I promise more truth.
因為說實話 'Cause honestly,
我愛你 I love you.
你能把這個拿回去嗎？ Will you please take this back?
你愿意再次嫁給我嗎 或許這次更好些？ And will you marry me again, but better this time?
你知道 這不是托馬斯和杰羅姆的事 You know, it wasn't all Thomas and Jerome.
我知道你也有份 I know you had a hand in it, too.
你從一開始就是對的 You were right from the beginning.
簡歷只是一張紙 A resume is just a piece of paper.
你必須給某人一個機會 You have to give someone a chance
看看他們能做些什么 to find out what they can do.
我同意 I agree.
是的你嗯做得很好 Yes, you, um, did a very good job.
謝謝你特倫斯 Thank you, Terence.
關于這一點我很樂意向你介紹 On that note, I would love to introduce you
琳達·佩里巴頓小姐 to Miss Linda Perrybottom.
杜布羅斯先生 Mr. Dubros.
簡歷的真正所有者 The real owner of the resume.
你好 Hello.
你一定是特倫斯 You must be Terence.
呃我是 Uh, I am.
約瑟芬·彭尼貝克在多爾西酒店 Josephine Pennybaker at the Dorsey
說了你很多好話 says the most wonderful things about you.
哦是嗎？ Oh, she does?
這是一份相當令人印象深刻的簡歷 It's quite an impressive resume.
嗯 Um...
我想明天我會在我的辦公室見到你或者 I guess I'll see you in my office tomorrow, or,
嗯明天在杜布羅斯先生的辦公室 um, in Mr. Dubros' office tomorrow.
謝謝你凱拉 Thank you, Kayla.
我們明天見 And we'll see you tomorrow.
謝謝您先生 Thank you, sir.
我不會讓你失望的 And I won't let you down.
祝你好運特倫斯 Good luck, Terence.
好的我想我們可能已經成功了 All right, I think we actually might've pulled this off,
也許吧 maybe.
哦當然 Oh, definitely.
-香檳 -嗯 - Champagne. - Mm-hmm.
干杯 Cheers.
過來 小貓咪 Come here, pussycat.
你毀了這一整天 You're ruining the whole day.
我要把你變成餅干 I'm gonna turn you into a biscuit.
抱歉 這里沒什么可看的 Sorry. Nothing to see here.
額 杜布羅斯先生 我剛收到兩場婚禮的賬單 Uh, Mr. Dubros, I just got a bill for both weddings.
這是個玩笑 對吧 That's a joke, right?
嗯 你知道 我 額 Well, you know, I, uh,
讓特倫斯早些時候算了幾個數字 然后 had Terence run some numbers earlier and...
看起來對你更不妙 it doesn't look good for you.
感謝您選擇皇家之門 Thank you for choosing the Royal Gate.
好吧你打夠了嗎？ Okay. All right. You done?
啊 Ahhh!
嗯？ Mm?
聽著小貓咪 Listen here, kitty-cat,
我不喜歡被打好嗎？ I don't like being pounded. Capiche?
如果我再見到你我就打爆你的頭 I see you again, I bash your head in.
斯派克快回來 Spike, get back here.
又見到你了 Saw you again!
圖茨 Toots.
你在這兒啊姑娘 There you are, girl.
你剛才在干什么？ What were you doing?
我一直在到處找你 I was looking all over for you.
湯姆你在大堂做什么？ Tom, what are you doing in the lobby?
噢！ Oh!
我看到你變成了獵人 I see you becoming the hunter...
享受追捕的感覺 feeling the hunted.
好我們來吧 Yeah, there we go.
追蹤蹤跡 Tracking the trail.
是啊 你聞到那些小爪子的味道了 是啊 Yeah, you smell those little paws. Yep.
我的天啊湯姆 My gosh, Tom.
我是說做個捕食者嗯 I mean, be the predator. Yeah.
噢 Oh.
好的你為什么 Okay, why are you...
你在畫 You're drawing a...
聽著我 Look, I...
噢 湯姆 上面寫著 通緝犯不論死活 Oh. Tom, that is a "wanted dead or alive..."
那是一只老鼠的圖片 That is a stick figure of a mouse
而且你的E字母寫倒著了 and your Es are backwards.
那是行不通的 That's never gonna work.
你在找一只老鼠？ -天哪嗨 - You're looking for a mouse? - Gosh! Hi.
是的喬伊嗯 Yes, Joy. Yeah.
嗯你檢查過10樓的那扇小門了嗎？ Well, have you checked the tiny little door on the 10th floor?
起初我想 喬伊你真的長大了 那是什么時候的事？ At first, I thought, "Whoa, Joy, you became really big. When did that happen?"
但后來我看到了另一扇正常大小的門 But then I saw another door that was normal sized
我想 好吧是你的眼睛變小了 and thought, "Okay, so one of your eyeballs got small."