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"AV (Adult Video), a tool
for men's sexual fantasy,"

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"a world of men domination."

3
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"What if one day,
everything is overturned,"

4
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"and the roles of men and
women have swapped..."

5
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My name is Wyman Chan.
I'm a writer,

6
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pen name "Touchez Moi"

7
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I write erotic fiction

8
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for newspaper.

9
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I'm not ashamed of it.

10
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Cuz it requires certain
writing skills.

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For examples, boobies,

12
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I'll refer them
as Pinky Peaches,

13
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and vagina as the
Waterfall Cave.

14
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She is my girlfriend.
She is also a writer.

15
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A well-known

16
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romance novelist - Ceclia Jik.

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A few years ago, her
lovey-dovey novel...

18
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THINK OF YOU IN HIS ARMS
has gone to 10th printing,

19
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sold as much as Hong Kong Map.

20
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A sentence of hers worth

21
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more my whole column.

22
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Look at her, elegant and decent

23
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But actually she
has a dark side...

24
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Harder!

25
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Harder!

26
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Harder...

27
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Left turn!

28
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Wait a minute, left turn?

29
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Is it like driving?

30
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What a dumb-ass!

31
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Every time I have to remind you!
Like this!

32
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Remember? I taught you so many times!
Like this!

33
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It hurts!

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Am I hot?

35
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Of course!

36
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Look at me!

37
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Look at me!

38
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Why are you pushing so hard?

39
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Go deeper!

40
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Why are you digging so deep?

41
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I am about to come,
let's come together!

42
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It's coming.

43
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It's here.

44
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I came already.

45
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You didn't scream when
you were cumming.

46
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Yes, I did.

47
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I cried out, "Wow,
it's here, I came".

48
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But your eyes didn't
even flip once?

49
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Yes, they did!

50
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You could see the whites,

51
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as if I was blind

52
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Really?

53
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Really!

54
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Let's have a round two, now!

55
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Again?

56
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It's like this...

57
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Sex has traumatized me.

58
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Larry, stop rushing me,

59
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it's almost done, just
the ending now...

60
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What? I don't need
to write anymore?

61
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You can't just scrapped an
adult section like this.

62
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Do you know how many
men in Hong Kong

63
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rely on my work for
their jerk breaks?

64
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Have you ever thought of me
working in the sports section?

65
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Let me refer you...

66
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Everything can be found
on the internet now,

67
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the adult section is a goner. I'm
now in the religion section.

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Yesterday featured The
Gospel, today is Buddha.

69
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Buddha is good!

70
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Simon, we are really doomed...

71
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I know, the adult
section is scrapped,

72
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I won't last very
long here either...

73
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Ah, the world is changing!

74
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Who knows pervert business
would die out one day...

75
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Look at you,

76
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selling pirated porn
here, that's stealing...

77
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But now you can't even
survive as a thief!

78
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What has become of Hong Kong?
The city is dying!

79
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You're wrong,

80
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the city is dead.

81
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But I think that pervert
business would never die.

82
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Think about it, what is
the origins of humans?

83
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It's by being horny!

84
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If humans are not
horny, how do we exist?

85
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There must be a way!

86
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Yes...But now everything
on the internet is free,

87
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who would pay?

88
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Content is more important
than a freebie.

89
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Do you understand?
A great content!

90
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We don't fucking understand.

91
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In Hong Kong, there is
"Home Ownership Scheme",

92
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for porn DVDs,

93
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there must be one that
satisfy perverts' crave!

94
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Let's ask the gang to invest
a few thousands each,

95
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and invest into making an AV.

96
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We can film whatever

97
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we want as we are investors,

98
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and the gang can also go to
see the on-site shooting.

99
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We three can sell
the movie out...

100
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and split the profit.

101
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But shouldn't it be quite
expensive to make an AV?

102
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Not exactly!

103
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I have asked around. The
cost of filming an AV...

104
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can be a few thousands to
a few hundred thousands,

105
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it's entirely up to you.

106
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That's right! We can
work around the budget.

107
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Think about it,

108
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a Michelin food tour
costs the same already,

109
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and there is no guarantee
you would be full!

110
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An AV production trip will
definitely attract so many people!

111
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It's really feasible!

112
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I have a friend who sends me
AVs from Japan regularly.

113
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Have her arrange the trip,

114
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and we can even sell our
movie to the Japanese after!

115
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Great. She can have half the
profit, we have the other half.

116
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It seems that everything
is coming together!

117
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If it's for real,
I'm interested too.

118
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Who are you?

119
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I'm here to buy porn.

120
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A few thousands for
the real stuff,

121
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I think my friends will
be interested too.

122
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You see? Our first investor!

123
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If we succeed this time, we
can do it for long-term!

124
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Let's do it then, I am getting
so turned on already.

125
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Just talking about it
give me a stiff y!

126
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That one's great!

127
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That one there
- "Bed your wife". Give me that one.

128
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Fuck! Why the fuck are you buying!
Go home and download!

129
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Talk show!

130
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- What talk show?
- David Letterman works here!

131
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- He is really famous.
- This way...

132
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By the way, who is the woman

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that helps us to make this AV?

134
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She is a Hong Konger, but has
lived in Japan for a long time.

135
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It's her who sends
me Japanese AVs

136
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to make pirated ones.

137
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This time she has
helped us a lot.

138
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Look, the one who is
squatting there is her.

139
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Hatoyama!

140
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It's here.

141
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Up the stairs is a paradise
amid these busy surroundings.

142
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It's quite a secret place.

143
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It fits what we come for.

144
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I have a bad feeling about it.

145
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This is yours,

146
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yours,

147
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yours,

148
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yours,

149
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yours�.

150
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These are yours.

151
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I will show the special
rooms in a minute,

152
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I can assure that you
will all be so wowed!

153
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Wow!

154
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You see? It really 'wows'
the fuck out of you!

155
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The special thing of here is
you can slide in and out,

156
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it's a fucking great feature!

157
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It looks just the
same as a morgue!

158
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Of course not!

159
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In a morgue, you are wheeled
out, here you do it yourself.

160
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Now I know a place that's

161
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worse than subdivided flats!

162
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How can we live in
such a small room?

163
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If you see it as a locker,

164
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it's actually fucking huge!

165
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Excuse me, you are Shitdog...

166
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Shodaiko Hatoyama.

167
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Miss Shodaiko,

168
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you are right.

169
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We should always look
at the bright side.

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We don't come here to stay
in a five-star hotel, right?

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That's right!

172
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Our money should be spent
in the right place.

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Yes!

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Our energy should also be
used in the right place.

175
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Thank you very much,
Miss Shodaiko!

176
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You are welcome!

177
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Shodai, touching balls...
is your real name?

178
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Or your hobby?

179
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My mom gave me this name.

180
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- Your morn likes to touch balls...
- Yes!

181
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Fuck, would this be a set-up?

182
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Well, what I fear
the most now...

183
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is this Shodaiko will be the
leading actress in our AV.

184
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Now you are really scaring me!

185
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It won't be that bad, I
have already told her...

186
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we only want a famous AV
actress with big tits.

187
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Don't you think that you guys
are actually quite pessimistic?

188
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You always assume that
we are being set up.

189
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Then what should we do?

190
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Think about it, as a man, we
have seen AVs for decades,

191
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and have jerked off
thousands of times.

192
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But tomorrow will
be the first time

193
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to encounter a real AV girl,

194
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and have our own AV.

195
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Shouldn't we have an ablution...

196
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to welcome this sacred moment?

197
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An ablution?

198
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Raining is actually not too bad!

199
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It will be even
heavier tomorrow...

200
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How do you know?

201
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AV girls usually have really
big and "heavy" boobs...

202
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Tomorrow is gonna be better.

203
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Look everyone,

204
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here is the holy place of AV...

205
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and also an all-in-one studio.

206
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Look over there, a clinic...

207
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where "Hot and Steamy
Nurse" is often filmed.

208
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Here's a classroom,

209
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where "innocent School
Girl" is filmed.

210
00:10:01,324 --> 00:10:02,408
Isn't it fucking amazing?

211
00:10:02,575 --> 00:10:04,994
Wow!

212
00:10:05,161 --> 00:10:05,828
Hey!

213
00:10:05,995 --> 00:10:07,914
This bed is the one
I've seen in many AVs!

214
00:10:08,122 --> 00:10:09,332
Take me a photo...

215
00:10:09,498 --> 00:10:10,875
I fuck you...

216
00:10:11,042 --> 00:10:12,418
I bang you...

217
00:10:12,627 --> 00:10:14,921
No! Stop!

218
00:10:16,631 --> 00:10:18,132
Your eyes are really sharp,

219
00:10:18,299 --> 00:10:21,052
many AV actors have
actually creamed here.

220
00:10:21,218 --> 00:10:22,011
Where exactly?

221
00:10:22,178 --> 00:10:23,638
Generally it's there!

222
00:10:23,930 --> 00:10:25,932
Under a UV light,

223
00:10:26,182 --> 00:10:27,516
it will glow!

224
00:10:27,683 --> 00:10:28,851
You see!

225
00:10:29,018 --> 00:10:32,063
Good morning, everyone!

226
00:10:32,229 --> 00:10:34,023
This is the director,
you can ignore him.

227
00:10:34,190 --> 00:10:37,109
Oh really? At least bow and pay
a tribute like in a funeral.

228
00:10:38,194 --> 00:10:39,820
I resign myself
to your guidance!

229
00:10:42,073 --> 00:10:43,699
Hello everybody,

230
00:10:44,033 --> 00:10:45,868
this is Miss Yui Tatsumi.

231
00:10:53,584 --> 00:10:56,045
Hello everyone, I'm Yui Tatsumi.

232
00:10:56,212 --> 00:10:57,380
I am here for your guidance.

233
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Yui Tatsumi. F Cup.
Former Race Queen.

234
00:11:01,217 --> 00:11:02,969
Her nickname is "the
Queen of Race Queen"!

235
00:11:03,177 --> 00:11:04,553
Feeling excited is
understandable.

236
00:11:04,720 --> 00:11:06,555
But if we don't
start the shooting,

237
00:11:06,722 --> 00:11:08,224
it won't be finished on time.

238
00:11:14,313 --> 00:11:15,731
It's actually quite dull.

239
00:11:15,898 --> 00:11:17,900
Yeah, it's so boring.

240
00:11:18,275 --> 00:11:19,276
Cut!

241
00:11:19,443 --> 00:11:20,861
Miss Shodaiko, please
translate for me.

242
00:11:21,028 --> 00:11:21,278
Ok.

243
00:11:21,445 --> 00:11:22,238
To be honest,

244
00:11:22,405 --> 00:11:24,240
I think that the AV actor's
performance is so-so.

245
00:11:24,532 --> 00:11:26,784
He is so predictable.

246
00:11:26,951 --> 00:11:28,160
Now that we have the final say,

247
00:11:28,327 --> 00:11:31,288
I think he can try the hardest
position right from the start.

248
00:11:31,455 --> 00:11:32,581
- Great idea!
- The hardest position? What is it?

249
00:11:32,748 --> 00:11:34,917
Let's try...

250
00:11:35,167 --> 00:11:36,168
The Helicopter!

251
00:11:36,919 --> 00:11:38,129
Excuse me,

252
00:11:38,295 --> 00:11:41,465
The Helicopter...

253
00:11:42,258 --> 00:11:45,219
He can't do this one?
Never mind.

254
00:11:45,386 --> 00:11:46,345
Let's try a 69 then?

255
00:11:46,512 --> 00:11:47,763
This one is not bad!

256
00:11:50,975 --> 00:11:52,768
Whatever you say,
it's not possible.

257
00:11:52,935 --> 00:11:55,354
He can't do this either?
So useless.

258
00:11:55,521 --> 00:11:57,982
Let's try something simpler
then, The Pile Driver?

259
00:11:58,441 --> 00:12:00,609
Wait, wait a minute.
What happens?

260
00:12:01,277 --> 00:12:03,029
What is this? I can't do
it if this continues.

261
00:12:03,195 --> 00:12:05,906
- I understand.
- Let's continue then .

262
00:12:06,365 --> 00:12:09,035
They are the investors, just
do whatever you feel like.

263
00:12:09,827 --> 00:12:12,038
They said that shagging
is a progressive act.

264
00:12:12,246 --> 00:12:14,790
What? Have they lost their fucking mind?
Progressive?

265
00:12:14,957 --> 00:12:16,459
It's been like this for years.

266
00:12:16,625 --> 00:12:18,836
Your AVs should take a leap, no?

267
00:12:19,003 --> 00:12:21,714
I say, we should it
do like this, right?

268
00:12:21,881 --> 00:12:23,799
He says...

269
00:12:24,300 --> 00:12:26,010
Are you looking down on me?

270
00:12:26,177 --> 00:12:27,928
You guys know nothing about AV,
shut the fuck up or leave!

271
00:12:28,095 --> 00:12:30,723
What? We don't know AV? We are
all professional audience!

272
00:12:30,890 --> 00:12:32,641
You dumb-ass, we have watched
pirated AVs for decades!

273
00:12:32,808 --> 00:12:34,977
How many years have
you been filming Avs?

274
00:12:35,144 --> 00:12:36,187
- Shut up!
- Oh, I am so scared!

275
00:12:36,353 --> 00:12:37,730
Stop yapping, if you are so
great, speak in Japanese.

276
00:12:37,897 --> 00:12:38,689
Don't you have the least
bit of work ethics?

277
00:12:38,856 --> 00:12:41,942
Go film it yourselves, I quit!

278
00:12:42,109 --> 00:12:44,361
What the fuck, how can
he leave like that?

279
00:12:44,528 --> 00:12:45,154
So unprofessional!

280
00:12:45,321 --> 00:12:46,322
What can we do now?

281
00:12:47,073 --> 00:12:48,157
Oh, the main actor
is fucking gone!

282
00:12:48,324 --> 00:12:49,408
Let's have another guy!

283
00:12:49,575 --> 00:12:51,160
Let me make this clear,

284
00:12:51,327 --> 00:12:52,828
lam only the middleman,

285
00:12:53,245 --> 00:12:55,539
and I have already sold
this AV's copyright,

286
00:12:55,706 --> 00:12:58,167
if you can't deliver, you
have to pay me back!

287
00:12:58,334 --> 00:12:59,794
What? That serious?

288
00:13:00,336 --> 00:13:01,921
You are so talented
to be a traitor.

289
00:13:02,254 --> 00:13:03,506
How do you know that she is not?

290
00:13:03,672 --> 00:13:06,550
Why doesn't one of you
take up the role?

291
00:13:06,842 --> 00:13:09,887
She asked if one of you
guys can take up the role.

292
00:13:10,346 --> 00:13:12,890
Wow, it's actually
in your advantage,

293
00:13:13,057 --> 00:13:14,767
you cannot only see
but fuck as well,

294
00:13:14,975 --> 00:13:16,060
one stone two birds!

295
00:13:16,227 --> 00:13:17,645
You're crazy!

296
00:13:17,978 --> 00:13:20,314
Why don't you take part as well!
Fucking crazy!

297
00:13:20,856 --> 00:13:23,400
You go! The Helicopter
is your idea!

298
00:13:23,567 --> 00:13:25,861
Stop that, let's
get someone quick.

299
00:13:27,196 --> 00:13:29,031
Larry, I am so happy for you.

300
00:13:29,198 --> 00:13:30,199
I've never thought...

301
00:13:30,366 --> 00:13:32,576
taking you here can
favor you in this way.

302
00:13:32,743 --> 00:13:35,079
Let me go and buy you a
Redbull and some condoms!

303
00:13:35,246 --> 00:13:36,372
Hold on second...

304
00:13:36,705 --> 00:13:38,290
I frankly cannot do it.

305
00:13:38,541 --> 00:13:39,416
What the fuck!

306
00:13:39,583 --> 00:13:41,919
A minute ago you were suggesting
The Helicopter and such.

307
00:13:42,086 --> 00:13:43,420
I really want to do it.

308
00:13:43,587 --> 00:13:45,214
But my inner thigh
has this birthmark,

309
00:13:45,381 --> 00:13:46,215
it's so recognizable!

310
00:13:46,382 --> 00:13:48,008
Don't be silly, everyone
has a birthmark like this!

311
00:13:48,175 --> 00:13:48,425
That's right!

312
00:13:48,592 --> 00:13:51,178
But my birthmark is in a
shape of Mickey Mouse,

313
00:13:51,387 --> 00:13:53,055
I worry I would be sued by Disney
if it's exposed in the film!

314
00:13:53,222 --> 00:13:54,056
You are so annoying.

315
00:13:54,223 --> 00:13:55,141
Wait a minute...

316
00:13:55,307 --> 00:13:57,059
What about him? Can you?

317
00:13:57,560 --> 00:13:58,519
What do you think?

318
00:13:58,936 --> 00:14:00,062
I can't either...

319
00:14:00,271 --> 00:14:01,522
Why not?

320
00:14:02,064 --> 00:14:03,399
Mine is curved.

321
00:14:04,692 --> 00:14:05,943
What curved?

322
00:14:08,028 --> 00:14:08,696
Have you ever seen...

323
00:14:08,863 --> 00:14:09,947
a twisted bamboo?

324
00:14:15,578 --> 00:14:16,495
Hey, Tommy!

325
00:14:16,662 --> 00:14:18,581
You are such a pervert,
why don't you go?

326
00:14:18,747 --> 00:14:21,125
I'm sorry, I have to confess...

327
00:14:21,292 --> 00:14:22,960
that I'm actually a tomboy.

328
00:14:23,127 --> 00:14:25,379
That's why I didn't remove
my pants for the ablution.

329
00:14:25,546 --> 00:14:27,339
You can't be fucking serious!

330
00:14:27,506 --> 00:14:29,300
That's why you have boobs!

331
00:14:29,466 --> 00:14:31,594
If you guys don't settle this now,
I will chop you all in pieces!

332
00:14:31,760 --> 00:14:32,678
You motherfucker!

333
00:14:32,845 --> 00:14:34,305
Hey! Stop! Don't!

334
00:14:34,722 --> 00:14:36,599
The Japanese triad is real evil.

335
00:14:36,765 --> 00:14:38,976
I know one of them, his little
finger was chopped off...

336
00:14:39,143 --> 00:14:40,186
just because he bought the
wrong brand of cigarettes!

337
00:14:40,352 --> 00:14:41,937
What the fuck can we do now?

338
00:14:43,772 --> 00:14:45,274
Listen to me,

339
00:14:46,442 --> 00:14:48,110
as a Chinese,

340
00:14:48,777 --> 00:14:50,446
we have this golden
opportunity to come to Japan,

341
00:14:50,738 --> 00:14:53,115
and to use our bodies
to justly "punish"...

342
00:14:53,282 --> 00:14:55,618
a Japanese girl
without holding back.

343
00:14:55,826 --> 00:14:58,370
Stop asking what our
country has done for us,

344
00:14:58,787 --> 00:14:59,955
we should ask in return,

345
00:15:00,164 --> 00:15:03,626
what have we done
for our country?

346
00:15:04,585 --> 00:15:05,628
That's right!

347
00:15:06,545 --> 00:15:08,088
Let's prove to Japanese girls...

348
00:15:08,422 --> 00:15:10,257
we Chinese aren't the
Sick man of Asia!

349
00:15:10,424 --> 00:15:12,885
- Diaoyu Islands are ours!
- Diaoyu Islands are ours!

350
00:15:13,052 --> 00:15:14,845
That's right! Yui
Tatsumi is ours too!

351
00:15:15,012 --> 00:15:20,017
Ours...

352
00:15:20,184 --> 00:15:21,268
Great!

353
00:15:22,394 --> 00:15:23,854
I'm really happy-

354
00:15:24,146 --> 00:15:25,731
It seems that we have
reached a consensus.

355
00:15:26,148 --> 00:15:28,943
So, who will be the
Lucky Boy tonight?

356
00:15:29,276 --> 00:15:30,361
You!

357
00:15:31,195 --> 00:15:33,113
Ha, you silly boys!

358
00:15:37,910 --> 00:15:38,994
Hello.

359
00:15:39,995 --> 00:15:40,663
Hello.

360
00:15:40,829 --> 00:15:41,622
Yes.

361
00:15:46,835 --> 00:15:47,461
Thank you.

362
00:15:47,628 --> 00:15:48,671
Yes.

363
00:15:51,215 --> 00:15:52,841
Take her clothes off,
you fucking moron!

364
00:15:53,467 --> 00:15:54,843
Yes, yes, I'm doing it now!

365
00:16:07,773 --> 00:16:09,024
Hurry up! Are you making a stew?

366
00:16:09,191 --> 00:16:10,526
Why don't you do it?

367
00:16:13,362 --> 00:16:14,697
Excuse me.

368
00:16:24,540 --> 00:16:27,042
No! Stop it, no!

369
00:16:27,209 --> 00:16:28,419
Don't worry.

370
00:16:32,840 --> 00:16:34,133
No!

371
00:16:40,389 --> 00:16:41,432
No!

372
00:16:41,598 --> 00:16:42,725
No!

373
00:16:42,891 --> 00:16:44,310
Can you just let me go?

374
00:16:44,476 --> 00:16:45,644
I will pay you anyway!

375
00:16:47,646 --> 00:16:52,234
Take the top off...

376
00:16:52,401 --> 00:16:54,528
Take his pants off...

377
00:16:54,695 --> 00:16:55,988
Don't...

378
00:16:56,155 --> 00:16:57,406
Don't...

379
00:16:58,949 --> 00:17:00,034
Don't...

380
00:17:10,711 --> 00:17:12,546
It's in!

381
00:17:26,352 --> 00:17:28,103
It's in again!

382
00:17:30,773 --> 00:17:31,690
What's this?

383
00:17:31,857 --> 00:17:32,816
She is gushing!

384
00:18:17,528 --> 00:18:19,488
You guys are the worst!

385
00:18:19,696 --> 00:18:22,324
Forcing me into all this!

386
00:18:25,411 --> 00:18:31,667
He is so cute and funny.

387
00:18:34,461 --> 00:18:36,547
Before I met Ozawa-san,

388
00:18:37,631 --> 00:18:41,844
I didn't know women can
actually take the lead.

389
00:18:44,430 --> 00:18:50,894
I am a bit stirred
but feel so happy.

390
00:18:59,278 --> 00:19:00,946
I feel so sorry for you,

391
00:19:01,155 --> 00:19:02,322
as you look so
miserable in the film,

392
00:19:02,531 --> 00:19:04,450
it gives me tears
when I watch it.

393
00:19:06,577 --> 00:19:09,163
Do you think that it
can be pixelated more?

394
00:19:09,329 --> 00:19:10,038
Excuse me...

395
00:19:10,205 --> 00:19:11,206
Yes!

396
00:19:11,373 --> 00:19:14,042
This...mosaic effect, ok?

397
00:19:14,668 --> 00:19:15,377
Ok, 0k! No problem!

398
00:19:15,544 --> 00:19:17,045
Thank you.

399
00:19:20,048 --> 00:19:21,467
Hey man!

400
00:19:21,717 --> 00:19:23,218
What's wrong with you?
The mosaic effect...

401
00:19:23,385 --> 00:19:25,929
is see-through! Can you
make it more blurred?

402
00:19:26,096 --> 00:19:28,348
Can you also not just
focus on my dick?

403
00:19:28,557 --> 00:19:30,142
Put a mosaic on my face as well!

404
00:19:30,309 --> 00:19:31,393
No...

405
00:19:31,560 --> 00:19:33,312
The whole face...Put
it on the whole body!

406
00:19:33,479 --> 00:19:35,564
Um...ok, ok!

407
00:19:36,523 --> 00:19:38,901
You know what, blur
the whole picture!

408
00:19:46,200 --> 00:19:47,910
Don't you worry,

409
00:19:48,076 --> 00:19:49,244
If you remove your glasses,

410
00:19:49,411 --> 00:19:50,871
no one would recognize you.

411
00:19:51,246 --> 00:19:52,748
Try now.

412
00:19:55,250 --> 00:19:56,460
Who are you?

413
00:19:56,627 --> 00:19:59,671
You don't have to do
this, I'm not an idiot!

414
00:20:02,758 --> 00:20:04,134
Before all this, I thought...

415
00:20:04,760 --> 00:20:07,596
it's really stressful for women
to take off their clothes,

416
00:20:08,388 --> 00:20:11,391
but now I realize
it's worse for men.

417
00:20:13,185 --> 00:20:14,895
Let's not talk about me.

418
00:20:15,270 --> 00:20:16,438
What about you? Simon told me...

419
00:20:16,605 --> 00:20:17,940
you are from Hong Kong,

420
00:20:18,982 --> 00:20:20,442
shouldn't you have
a Chinese name?

421
00:20:20,609 --> 00:20:22,152
Or your family name is
really Hato as in Hatoyama?

422
00:20:23,862 --> 00:20:25,155
It's been so long.

423
00:20:25,364 --> 00:20:26,949
I don't fucking remember.

424
00:20:29,785 --> 00:20:30,953
So...

425
00:20:31,203 --> 00:20:32,955
it's a secret.

426
00:20:35,040 --> 00:20:36,708
Actually I stay in Japan...

427
00:20:36,875 --> 00:20:40,170
for a fucking romantic reason.

428
00:20:40,796 --> 00:20:42,297
I have been waiting for someone.

429
00:20:43,549 --> 00:20:44,800
Why don't you ask who
I'm waiting for?

430
00:20:44,967 --> 00:20:45,676
I don't on purpose...

431
00:20:45,842 --> 00:20:47,302
so that you would shut up!

432
00:21:07,823 --> 00:21:09,908
I feel like I was in a dream,
and now that I wake up,

433
00:21:10,284 --> 00:21:13,161
my life with AV has
come to an end.

434
00:21:13,537 --> 00:21:14,621
Who knows...

435
00:21:14,913 --> 00:21:17,165
it's just the beginning.

436
00:21:44,192 --> 00:21:46,361
Let's put it beside Sex Pistols.

437
00:21:52,784 --> 00:21:53,243
Ming, yes?

438
00:21:53,410 --> 00:21:55,370
Wyman, you are freaking awesome!

439
00:21:55,537 --> 00:21:58,040
Everyone "likes" that
video on the forum.

440
00:21:58,206 --> 00:21:59,041
What video?

441
00:21:59,207 --> 00:22:00,375
Stop pretending!

442
00:22:00,542 --> 00:22:01,335
You can't be serious...

443
00:22:01,501 --> 00:22:02,461
That adult video,
"The Innocent Man"!

444
00:22:02,628 --> 00:22:05,547
Everyone is crazy forwarding,
the link can't even load now.

445
00:22:05,714 --> 00:22:07,549
Who is that girl?

446
00:22:07,716 --> 00:22:09,926
Yui Tatsumi? Wow, she is hot!

447
00:22:10,093 --> 00:22:11,386
Go to Japan...

448
00:22:12,888 --> 00:22:14,389
It's on the forum of
"Family Kingdom"?

449
00:22:14,890 --> 00:22:17,017
Any many other sites as well?

450
00:22:18,727 --> 00:22:20,687
Sis, that's not me!

451
00:22:20,937 --> 00:22:22,439
No!

452
00:22:22,606 --> 00:22:25,067
Morn, that's not me, Mom!

453
00:22:32,783 --> 00:22:33,575
Yes, Cecilia?

454
00:22:33,742 --> 00:22:36,453
Wyman Chan, turn on the TV
to the News Channel, NOW!

455
00:22:36,787 --> 00:22:38,288
Why?

456
00:22:53,720 --> 00:22:55,722
Recently there's been an AV
circulating on the internet,

457
00:22:55,889 --> 00:22:57,933
the main actor in this video is
rumoured to be a Hong Konger.

458
00:22:58,100 --> 00:22:59,434
Since the release of the video,

459
00:22:59,601 --> 00:23:01,436
it has already got a
million hits a day...

460
00:23:01,603 --> 00:23:02,813
around all the sites
in Hong Kong,

461
00:23:02,979 --> 00:23:05,399
and the same goes in
Taiwan and Southeast Asia.

462
00:23:05,565 --> 00:23:06,942
And the most
unexpected thing is,

463
00:23:07,109 --> 00:23:08,110
this video...

464
00:23:08,276 --> 00:23:10,404
has caused a national
uproar in Japan!

465
00:23:10,570 --> 00:23:12,239
Now let's talk to Carrie,

466
00:23:12,406 --> 00:23:14,241
our correspondent in Tokyo.

467
00:23:16,535 --> 00:23:18,453
Since its release,

468
00:23:18,620 --> 00:23:20,622
it has swept across the
internet in Japan.

469
00:23:20,789 --> 00:23:22,499
Recently he has also beaten
all the Japanese idols,

470
00:23:22,666 --> 00:23:24,793
and is voted No. 1
by the readers...

471
00:23:24,960 --> 00:23:28,171
of a popular Japanese
female magazine...

472
00:23:28,338 --> 00:23:29,589
as the "Man of One Night Stand".

473
00:23:29,798 --> 00:23:31,925
Since I have watched this video,

474
00:23:32,134 --> 00:23:34,803
I dream of him every night,

475
00:23:35,011 --> 00:23:38,974
my husband is already
complaining!

476
00:23:39,224 --> 00:23:41,143
I think he's really cute,

477
00:23:41,309 --> 00:23:43,478
In the past, men always conquer
women fiercely in AVs,

478
00:23:43,645 --> 00:23:45,230
but now the roles
have been switched.

479
00:23:45,397 --> 00:23:49,735
I really enjoyed watching it!

480
00:23:49,985 --> 00:23:53,029
As it swapped the roles of men
and women in traditional AVs,

481
00:23:53,196 --> 00:23:55,449
this releases the
suppression in women...

482
00:23:56,158 --> 00:24:00,662
who feel that they have
been looked down in AVs.

483
00:24:00,829 --> 00:24:02,330
Recently Japanese AV companies

484
00:24:02,497 --> 00:24:03,749
have got countless calls,

485
00:24:03,915 --> 00:24:06,001
regarding the true
identity of this man.

486
00:24:06,168 --> 00:24:08,086
There is also a headhunt campaign
launched on the internet.

487
00:24:08,253 --> 00:24:10,630
It is believed that the identity
of this man will soon be exposed.

488
00:24:10,797 --> 00:24:12,966
CSC News, from Carrie
here in Tokyo reports.

489
00:24:19,556 --> 00:24:21,391
I'm so sorry, this is
really an accident!

490
00:24:21,558 --> 00:24:22,684
I won't do it again!

491
00:24:22,851 --> 00:24:25,771
It's really not on purpose!
I was forced!

492
00:24:35,280 --> 00:24:36,323
Cecilia, please don't go!

493
00:24:36,490 --> 00:24:38,658
If you go, I die right
in front of you!

494
00:24:59,387 --> 00:25:00,639
Hold on!

495
00:25:00,806 --> 00:25:02,224
Stop there!

496
00:25:03,475 --> 00:25:04,476
Do you recognize me?

497
00:25:04,643 --> 00:25:06,228
How can I not?

498
00:25:06,978 --> 00:25:08,396
You are that
Shodaiko from Japan!

499
00:25:08,563 --> 00:25:11,566
Yes! Why are you so fucking
silly and commit suicide?

500
00:25:12,150 --> 00:25:13,235
You're right!

501
00:25:13,527 --> 00:25:15,445
Why do I have to fucking
commit suicide?

502
00:25:15,821 --> 00:25:17,405
If I want to die,

503
00:25:17,948 --> 00:25:18,824
I should kill you first!

504
00:25:18,990 --> 00:25:19,616
You bitch!

505
00:25:19,783 --> 00:25:21,576
Those fake mosaics
have ruined my life!

506
00:25:21,743 --> 00:25:23,411
I have lost everything!

507
00:25:23,578 --> 00:25:25,497
You should have thanked
those mosaics!

508
00:25:25,664 --> 00:25:27,207
Now you are a big hit!

509
00:25:27,374 --> 00:25:30,210
All the AV production companies
are looking for you!

510
00:25:30,377 --> 00:25:31,294
They said that you
are one of those...

511
00:25:31,461 --> 00:25:33,129
Impressionism AV Actors,

512
00:25:33,421 --> 00:25:35,090
all the girls are
turned on by you!

513
00:25:35,590 --> 00:25:36,424
Really?

514
00:25:36,591 --> 00:25:39,636
Really! Has anybody told you
that you look like Tony Leung?

515
00:25:43,056 --> 00:25:43,849
To be honest,

516
00:25:44,015 --> 00:25:46,476
you have no life
in Hong Kong now.

517
00:25:46,685 --> 00:25:49,104
Why don't you come with me and
make some big bucks in Japan.

518
00:25:49,479 --> 00:25:52,732
All the women in Japan are
longing o see your body.

519
00:25:53,024 --> 00:25:56,278
Why don't you earn some
more before going to die?

520
00:25:57,737 --> 00:25:59,948
Is my body really
that sought after?

521
00:26:00,448 --> 00:26:01,449
Really!

522
00:26:01,825 --> 00:26:03,493
I wanna see it right now!

523
00:26:05,453 --> 00:26:05,912
But...

524
00:26:06,079 --> 00:26:06,872
I guarantee,

525
00:26:07,038 --> 00:26:09,749
you will be the most
popular AV actor in Japan.

526
00:26:10,292 --> 00:26:12,627
Please accept my invitation,

527
00:26:12,794 --> 00:26:14,462
and let me be your agent!

528
00:26:20,760 --> 00:26:21,344
The legendary Hong Kong man

529
00:26:21,511 --> 00:26:22,637
now officially...

530
00:26:22,804 --> 00:26:24,931
enters Japan as "Mario Ozawa"!

531
00:26:25,098 --> 00:26:26,975
Mario...

532
00:26:45,994 --> 00:26:48,955
From now on, this is
your home in Tokyo!

533
00:26:49,205 --> 00:26:51,124
Aren't the apartments
in Tokyo tiny?

534
00:26:51,291 --> 00:26:52,250
This one is huge!

535
00:26:52,417 --> 00:26:54,294
It has to match with
the size of your dick!

536
00:26:54,878 --> 00:26:56,046
You're right!

537
00:27:00,675 --> 00:27:01,509
You don't have to do this,

538
00:27:01,676 --> 00:27:03,136
I don't masturbate!

539
00:27:03,470 --> 00:27:05,180
These are your homework!

540
00:27:05,472 --> 00:27:07,349
That means the more I watch,
the better I perform?

541
00:27:07,557 --> 00:27:09,184
- Correct!
- You're right.

542
00:27:09,476 --> 00:27:12,520
I was forced last time,
that's why I could perform,

543
00:27:13,063 --> 00:27:15,023
but if there are too
many people on the set,

544
00:27:15,190 --> 00:27:17,525
I worry there would
be a problem.

545
00:27:17,776 --> 00:27:18,443
Don't worry,

546
00:27:18,610 --> 00:27:20,987
there will be so many
veterans on the set.

547
00:27:22,280 --> 00:27:23,531
You wouldn't be one of them?

548
00:27:23,865 --> 00:27:25,367
No, I don't teach others!

549
00:27:26,326 --> 00:27:29,371
Harder, it's "Mooto".

550
00:27:29,537 --> 00:27:30,956
Mootooo.

551
00:27:31,122 --> 00:27:33,792
Let's come together, it's "lku".

552
00:27:33,959 --> 00:27:35,585
Ikuuu.

553
00:27:35,752 --> 00:27:39,089
It feels great, it's "Kimochi".

554
00:27:39,255 --> 00:27:40,548
Kimochiii.

555
00:27:40,715 --> 00:27:41,591
Correct.

556
00:27:42,133 --> 00:27:43,551
But the three reactions
seem the same?

557
00:27:43,718 --> 00:27:45,095
No, they are
completely different!

558
00:27:45,261 --> 00:27:46,721
Oh really?

559
00:27:47,013 --> 00:27:48,890
Do you need to teach
me some Japanese then?

560
00:27:49,057 --> 00:27:51,059
In Japan, the most
useful phrases are...

561
00:27:51,226 --> 00:27:52,727
Haizara,

562
00:27:53,228 --> 00:27:54,187
Chuunama

563
00:27:54,354 --> 00:27:55,188
and "Cyu-hai".

564
00:27:55,397 --> 00:27:57,524
Haizara is ashtray,

565
00:27:57,857 --> 00:27:58,900
what about "Chuunama"?

566
00:27:59,067 --> 00:28:00,694
Chuunama is beer.

567
00:28:01,486 --> 00:28:02,362
Then what is "Cyu-hai"?

568
00:28:02,529 --> 00:28:05,407
Cyu-hai is liquor
with hot water.

569
00:28:06,157 --> 00:28:07,993
Cyu-hai, sounds like a pig's
vagina, it's a drink?

570
00:28:08,410 --> 00:28:09,911
Yes, it's a popular drink!

571
00:28:10,620 --> 00:28:12,122
Before the shooting,

572
00:28:12,288 --> 00:28:15,417
I have arranged you to go
and learn from a master,

573
00:28:15,583 --> 00:28:17,502
so as to boost your sex skills!

574
00:28:19,462 --> 00:28:21,006
"Goldfinger."

575
00:28:21,881 --> 00:28:23,758
Taka Kato the Goldfinger!

576
00:28:26,553 --> 00:28:27,595
Kato-san,

577
00:28:27,762 --> 00:28:29,305
please take me under you,

578
00:28:30,807 --> 00:28:32,517
and teach me everything!

579
00:28:52,829 --> 00:28:54,622
What just happened?

580
00:28:56,750 --> 00:28:58,084
Look.

581
00:28:58,710 --> 00:29:00,712
The fly on the floor...

582
00:29:01,046 --> 00:29:03,131
just died of an orgasm
given by my fingers.

583
00:29:03,465 --> 00:29:05,759
No kidding!

584
00:29:15,685 --> 00:29:17,479
Rest in peace!

585
00:29:34,829 --> 00:29:36,748
Master, what are you doing?

586
00:29:41,002 --> 00:29:45,006
The sea in 20km west-southwest
from here is gushing,

587
00:29:45,298 --> 00:29:46,841
the shore is getting so wet.

588
00:29:47,342 --> 00:29:48,676
Really?

589
00:30:06,569 --> 00:30:07,028
Harder!

590
00:30:07,195 --> 00:30:08,238
Yes!

591
00:30:17,497 --> 00:30:18,665
Faster!

592
00:30:19,165 --> 00:30:20,291
Yes!

593
00:30:20,750 --> 00:30:23,378
No dinner for you if you can't
dig out potatoes before sunset!

594
00:30:23,586 --> 00:30:24,838
Yes Master!

595
00:30:25,547 --> 00:30:27,966
Drink up while it's fresh!

596
00:30:28,133 --> 00:30:29,384
Ok.

597
00:30:35,723 --> 00:30:37,350
In Chinese tradition,

598
00:30:37,517 --> 00:30:39,769
the best thing is
reserved for the Master

599
00:30:43,064 --> 00:30:45,066
It's a great tradition.

600
00:31:05,336 --> 00:31:06,588
Go!

601
00:31:07,255 --> 00:31:08,756
Mario Ozawa!

602
00:31:09,424 --> 00:31:11,509
You will succeed!

603
00:31:12,677 --> 00:31:16,514
Go and open up the world of AV!

604
00:31:19,017 --> 00:31:20,935
Go!

605
00:31:35,116 --> 00:31:38,119
These people look so dodgy,

606
00:31:38,286 --> 00:31:39,412
are they AV actors too?

607
00:31:39,579 --> 00:31:41,664
They are actually
called "Juice-up Boys",

608
00:31:41,831 --> 00:31:43,583
the ejaculation back-ups
for the real AV actors.

609
00:31:43,791 --> 00:31:46,920
When the main actor is not be
able to or ejaculate too early,

610
00:31:47,086 --> 00:31:48,463
we have to count on them.

611
00:31:48,630 --> 00:31:51,216
During the shooting,

612
00:31:51,382 --> 00:31:53,968
it's actually not the real actors
in the close-ups, it's them.

613
00:31:54,302 --> 00:31:55,178
Oh, I see.

614
00:31:55,345 --> 00:31:58,848
Like in action movies, there are
doubles for the real stars.

615
00:32:01,226 --> 00:32:03,603
They are paid per ejaculation,

616
00:32:03,811 --> 00:32:05,521
so it's better to keep
it hard all the time.

617
00:32:06,397 --> 00:32:08,983
But how do they count?

618
00:32:09,442 --> 00:32:10,360
Every time they did it,

619
00:32:10,526 --> 00:32:12,320
a rubber band is added
on their wrist.

620
00:32:12,487 --> 00:32:13,655
Since they haven't
jerked off yet,

621
00:32:13,821 --> 00:32:15,031
they don't have any now.

622
00:32:17,283 --> 00:32:18,952
Excuse me! I'm so sorry!

623
00:32:22,538 --> 00:32:25,500
Hey bro! What is this?

624
00:32:25,667 --> 00:32:27,168
I'm so sorry!

625
00:32:28,670 --> 00:32:30,713
This is called
"Premature Ejaculation".

626
00:32:35,843 --> 00:32:36,886
What kind of drink is he making?

627
00:32:37,053 --> 00:32:38,346
Is it a men's drink
for the actors?

628
00:32:38,513 --> 00:32:40,265
This is fake semen.

629
00:32:40,598 --> 00:32:42,475
It's made of banana juice,

630
00:32:42,684 --> 00:32:45,520
condensed milk and
three drops of coffee.

631
00:32:46,020 --> 00:32:46,854
It looks just like
the real thing.

632
00:32:47,021 --> 00:32:48,064
Do you want to have a sip?

633
00:32:48,231 --> 00:32:50,024
No thanks, but it
does look real.

634
00:32:50,191 --> 00:32:51,776
If we already have
"Juice-up Boys",

635
00:32:51,943 --> 00:32:53,486
why do we use these?

636
00:32:53,695 --> 00:32:56,572
Because sometimes we need to
take a shot of the shooting

637
00:32:56,739 --> 00:32:59,158
but the actors may not
be able to...So we...

638
00:33:01,077 --> 00:33:02,203
hold this...

639
00:33:02,495 --> 00:33:04,205
We give them a pipe.

640
00:33:04,956 --> 00:33:06,374
Put it close to your
dick, like this?

641
00:33:06,624 --> 00:33:06,874
Yes.

642
00:33:07,041 --> 00:33:07,709
But then how to make it shoot?

643
00:33:07,875 --> 00:33:10,295
Look here we have a pump,

644
00:33:10,461 --> 00:33:11,379
you pump it and it
can shoot so far.

645
00:33:11,546 --> 00:33:12,839
It's real smart!

646
00:33:13,006 --> 00:33:14,590
That's why when there is

647
00:33:14,757 --> 00:33:17,385
a mouth or face shot in AVs,

648
00:33:17,552 --> 00:33:18,636
the girls swallow at ease,

649
00:33:18,803 --> 00:33:20,221
that's because of
the banana juice.

650
00:33:21,431 --> 00:33:22,890
Is the one there Aso Nozomi?

651
00:33:23,224 --> 00:33:24,892
Yes, you are working
with her today!

652
00:33:25,143 --> 00:33:25,935
Are you kidding me?

653
00:33:26,102 --> 00:33:27,437
It gives me so much pressure!

654
00:33:29,230 --> 00:33:30,398
<i>Miss Aso,</i>

655
00:33:30,606 --> 00:33:33,860
it's Mario's first official
AV shooting today,

656
00:33:34,027 --> 00:33:34,777
please give him some guidance.

657
00:33:34,944 --> 00:33:36,154
Please look after me.

658
00:33:36,321 --> 00:33:37,613
You are welcome.

659
00:33:37,780 --> 00:33:39,824
I have seen the work
of Ozawa-san before,

660
00:33:40,450 --> 00:33:42,744
I think you are really cute.

661
00:33:43,870 --> 00:33:45,121
May I know which
part of your body

662
00:33:45,288 --> 00:33:46,956
is the most sensitive?

663
00:33:47,248 --> 00:33:49,250
She asked where your G-spot is.

664
00:33:49,584 --> 00:33:50,752
Everywhere!

665
00:33:51,252 --> 00:33:52,587
The whole body!

666
00:33:54,088 --> 00:33:55,923
Ozawa-san really has a
great sense of humor.

667
00:33:56,090 --> 00:33:58,051
I love man with a
great sense of humor.

668
00:34:03,765 --> 00:34:04,891
Ear.

669
00:34:10,104 --> 00:34:11,522
Nipple.

670
00:34:13,566 --> 00:34:14,609
Please don't...

671
00:34:14,776 --> 00:34:15,360
Don't...

672
00:34:15,526 --> 00:34:16,652
Sir...

673
00:34:16,819 --> 00:34:18,112
Please don't, Sir...

674
00:34:19,530 --> 00:34:20,448
No...

675
00:34:20,615 --> 00:34:21,449
Sir...

676
00:34:21,616 --> 00:34:23,117
No...

677
00:34:24,952 --> 00:34:27,872
Remember, you have to give in after
just a little bit of struggle,

678
00:34:28,498 --> 00:34:30,583
that shows you
starting to want it.

679
00:34:30,958 --> 00:34:33,461
If you struggle for too long,
it would annoy the audience.

680
00:34:33,753 --> 00:34:34,754
The trick is to...

681
00:34:34,921 --> 00:34:37,799
say "no" three
times, then give in.

682
00:34:38,049 --> 00:34:39,467
Do you understand?

683
00:34:40,134 --> 00:34:41,803
There is also something
you must bear in mind,

684
00:34:42,470 --> 00:34:45,848
Impossible does not exist
between two people.

685
00:34:46,140 --> 00:34:47,809
Understood.

686
00:34:48,101 --> 00:34:49,602
Thank you very much!

687
00:34:55,983 --> 00:34:58,736
"A Dazzling Debut
- "Come for a Body Checkup, Mario""

688
00:35:11,582 --> 00:35:14,460
I have to bang him.

689
00:35:26,347 --> 00:35:28,015
Which grade are you in?

690
00:35:28,558 --> 00:35:29,517
Grade 7.

691
00:35:31,394 --> 00:35:33,354
Grade 7 in this age?

692
00:35:33,521 --> 00:35:35,022
He must be fucking stupid!

693
00:35:35,314 --> 00:35:36,566
Ozawa-kun!

694
00:35:36,732 --> 00:35:37,900
Yes!

695
00:35:48,035 --> 00:35:49,495
Ozawa-kun,

696
00:35:51,330 --> 00:35:52,874
it's time for your
body check-up.

697
00:35:54,083 --> 00:35:55,835
Good morning, doctor!

698
00:35:58,212 --> 00:35:59,922
How old are you?

699
00:36:00,381 --> 00:36:01,716
13

700
00:36:03,968 --> 00:36:05,636
Undress, then lie down.

701
00:36:06,262 --> 00:36:07,305
Yes.

702
00:36:26,908 --> 00:36:29,327
Madame, what are you doing?

703
00:36:32,747 --> 00:36:35,583
I am just checking the
reflex of your nipple,

704
00:36:36,417 --> 00:36:37,960
it's normal.

705
00:36:38,336 --> 00:36:42,757
Now I've to check your willy to see
if it's to the left or the right.

706
00:37:01,526 --> 00:37:03,861
What do you see that I'm doing?

707
00:37:04,153 --> 00:37:05,738
Undressing.

708
00:37:06,656 --> 00:37:11,285
Your eyes have a defect.

709
00:37:12,578 --> 00:37:14,580
You are hallucinating...

710
00:37:18,918 --> 00:37:21,420
Madame, what are you doing?

711
00:37:21,963 --> 00:37:24,590
I'm so scared!

712
00:37:27,552 --> 00:37:28,886
Please don't!

713
00:37:30,012 --> 00:37:32,306
Don't!

714
00:37:33,766 --> 00:37:35,685
Don't!

715
00:37:36,269 --> 00:37:37,478
Don't!

716
00:37:43,234 --> 00:37:44,902
You've grown well,

717
00:37:45,069 --> 00:37:47,113
it's longer than
the tape measure.

718
00:37:50,366 --> 00:37:51,492
Don't...

719
00:37:51,701 --> 00:37:53,411
Madame, no...

720
00:37:53,911 --> 00:37:55,538
Ozawa-kun,

721
00:37:55,830 --> 00:37:58,583
what you are going
to see and do,

722
00:37:58,749 --> 00:38:00,918
they are all hallucinations.

723
00:38:09,885 --> 00:38:12,263
Madame, it feels great...

724
00:38:15,182 --> 00:38:16,976
I'm coming!

725
00:38:18,144 --> 00:38:19,562
Let's come together!

726
00:38:29,697 --> 00:38:32,241
Thank you very much, Madame!

727
00:38:32,408 --> 00:38:33,743
Cut!

728
00:38:33,909 --> 00:38:35,369
Ok! Well done!

729
00:38:39,040 --> 00:38:41,125
Thank you.

730
00:38:41,334 --> 00:38:42,335
Are you happy?

731
00:38:42,501 --> 00:38:42,960
Very happy-

732
00:38:43,127 --> 00:38:45,046
Do you mind handing me a
tissue, it's leaking.

733
00:38:45,254 --> 00:38:47,131
Tissue!

734
00:38:50,051 --> 00:38:52,261
Mario...

735
00:39:01,020 --> 00:39:02,438
Hello!

736
00:39:02,897 --> 00:39:04,106
Hello!

737
00:39:08,861 --> 00:39:10,112
Mario?

738
00:39:10,863 --> 00:39:13,199
No, I'm obviously Nick Cheung!

739
00:39:13,949 --> 00:39:15,576
You are really Mario!

740
00:39:16,535 --> 00:39:17,662
I love you!

741
00:39:17,828 --> 00:39:19,413
No!

742
00:39:22,750 --> 00:39:27,672
I have the say of which AV
actress can work with Mario.

743
00:39:27,880 --> 00:39:29,548
Yes, of course.

744
00:39:38,516 --> 00:39:39,975
It's for you, boss.

745
00:39:41,018 --> 00:39:42,395
This one...

746
00:39:43,771 --> 00:39:44,939
Hello?

747
00:39:58,619 --> 00:40:01,038
"Pervettes in Train
- The Ultimate Push of Okita's L-cup"

748
00:41:51,065 --> 00:41:52,358
Wait a minute...

749
00:41:52,817 --> 00:41:53,984
These here...

750
00:41:54,151 --> 00:41:56,028
which cup are they?

751
00:41:56,946 --> 00:41:58,072
L-Cup!

752
00:41:58,280 --> 00:41:59,406
L-cup?

753
00:41:59,573 --> 00:42:01,700
A, B, C, D, E, F,G

754
00:42:01,867 --> 00:42:03,577
H, I,J,K,L

755
00:42:03,744 --> 00:42:06,121
Wow, that's fucking huge!

756
00:42:20,427 --> 00:42:23,055
No...

757
00:42:25,349 --> 00:42:26,934
No...

758
00:42:27,560 --> 00:42:29,019
Help!

759
00:42:30,020 --> 00:42:31,438
Help!

760
00:42:38,946 --> 00:42:40,906
You have nowhere to go now,

761
00:42:41,866 --> 00:42:44,785
why don't you just give in.

762
00:42:45,494 --> 00:42:49,498
Let me have you first, then you
satisfy all the ladies here.

763
00:42:50,291 --> 00:42:52,251
No...

764
00:42:53,460 --> 00:42:55,045
No...

765
00:42:55,337 --> 00:42:58,632
No...

766
00:43:08,058 --> 00:43:11,353
Help, somebody helps me!

767
00:43:12,021 --> 00:43:14,023
I can't just die here.

768
00:43:14,356 --> 00:43:15,608
I have to think,

769
00:43:15,858 --> 00:43:18,068
I have to counterattack
you with my imagination!

770
00:44:09,036 --> 00:44:10,496
Ok! Cut!

771
00:44:13,457 --> 00:44:18,462
- Thank you for your hard work!
- Thank you!

772
00:44:25,052 --> 00:44:27,972
Cecilia, I thought you
wouldn't pick up my call.

773
00:44:28,222 --> 00:44:29,723
Have you received all the
handbags that I sent you?

774
00:44:29,890 --> 00:44:31,225
Yes.

775
00:44:32,685 --> 00:44:34,061
I thought you are
still angry with me.

776
00:44:34,228 --> 00:44:36,855
To be honest, I have
accepted the reality.

777
00:44:37,022 --> 00:44:40,192
In today's world, money
speaks louder than words,

778
00:44:40,359 --> 00:44:42,444
you don't have to care about
what other people think.

779
00:44:42,611 --> 00:44:43,779
I haven't,

780
00:44:44,071 --> 00:44:45,531
the only one that I
care about is you.

781
00:44:45,698 --> 00:44:47,700
I have already told
you I don't mind!

782
00:44:47,950 --> 00:44:49,284
I have to go now and
blow dry my hair.

783
00:44:49,451 --> 00:44:51,286
Let's talk later, bye bye!

784
00:45:13,183 --> 00:45:14,435
Your motherfucker!

785
00:45:14,601 --> 00:45:15,853
Where the hell have you been?

786
00:45:16,020 --> 00:45:17,354
You have taken all my money...

787
00:45:17,521 --> 00:45:19,356
and left me with your debts!

788
00:45:19,523 --> 00:45:20,566
Yes, I'm a motherfucker,

789
00:45:21,942 --> 00:45:23,110
slap me, hit me!

790
00:45:23,277 --> 00:45:25,779
Fuck you...

791
00:45:28,574 --> 00:45:30,534
Now you are so rich,

792
00:45:31,160 --> 00:45:33,954
you have created
this Mario Ozawa,

793
00:45:34,788 --> 00:45:37,291
why didn't you do
the same for me?

794
00:45:41,128 --> 00:45:44,673
You don't love me anymore.

795
00:45:46,425 --> 00:45:49,511
I can't stand that you
fuck another woman.

796
00:45:49,845 --> 00:45:53,348
I love you all the same
even you are not famous.

797
00:45:54,725 --> 00:45:56,560
Prove it then.

798
00:46:06,111 --> 00:46:07,988
Let me dig in.

799
00:47:03,210 --> 00:47:05,587
Sorry! Excuse me!

800
00:47:07,047 --> 00:47:07,714
Thank you!

801
00:47:07,881 --> 00:47:10,217
Excuse me...Sorry...

802
00:47:11,844 --> 00:47:13,637
This dude is really rich!

803
00:47:19,434 --> 00:47:20,769
Catch that fucking bastard,

804
00:47:20,978 --> 00:47:21,854
don't let him go!

805
00:47:22,020 --> 00:47:23,522
Which bastard?

806
00:47:23,730 --> 00:47:25,440
That's me!

807
00:47:26,233 --> 00:47:26,775
This one?

808
00:47:26,942 --> 00:47:29,069
Yes, he is right next to you!

809
00:47:39,580 --> 00:47:41,707
I am so fucking stupid!

810
00:47:42,124 --> 00:47:43,584
I knew that's a set-up,

811
00:47:43,750 --> 00:47:46,211
but I let him bed me once more!

812
00:47:46,461 --> 00:47:48,672
Do you know where he
hurts me the most?

813
00:47:49,339 --> 00:47:50,924
My heart!

814
00:47:51,675 --> 00:47:54,469
Back when I was first
sold to Japan,

815
00:47:54,761 --> 00:47:57,723
I worked in the Red Light
District as a hooker.

816
00:47:57,931 --> 00:47:58,974
A hooker? You?

817
00:47:59,141 --> 00:48:02,603
Giving massages, hand jobs,
blowjobs, everything!

818
00:48:02,769 --> 00:48:04,021
I was doing such a great job!

819
00:48:04,188 --> 00:48:06,398
I earned 30,000 yen
every 90 minutes.

820
00:48:28,879 --> 00:48:31,423
Later Hiroya fell
in love with me,

821
00:48:31,632 --> 00:48:32,883
I let him have the
whole package,

822
00:48:33,133 --> 00:48:36,136
because he was not only my
customer but also my lover,

823
00:48:36,345 --> 00:48:37,429
so I didn't charge him anything.

824
00:48:37,596 --> 00:48:39,306
That motherfucker has
cheated all my money

825
00:48:39,473 --> 00:48:41,141
and left me with his debts.

826
00:48:41,308 --> 00:48:43,477
Men are all the same.

827
00:48:43,644 --> 00:48:46,104
If a man says he loves
you at the first sight,

828
00:48:46,271 --> 00:48:47,439
he is a fucking liar!

829
00:48:47,606 --> 00:48:49,149
But I thought,

830
00:48:49,399 --> 00:48:52,444
when you say you don't
like me, you actually do.

831
00:48:53,028 --> 00:48:54,029
Do you like me?

832
00:48:54,196 --> 00:48:55,781
I don't like to lie.

833
00:48:57,866 --> 00:49:01,203
Love tires me out!

834
00:49:03,205 --> 00:49:06,750
Hiroya! My love...

835
00:49:09,169 --> 00:49:10,504
Are you okay?

836
00:49:11,421 --> 00:49:13,090
Don't pass out!

837
00:49:13,382 --> 00:49:14,508
Oh, fuck!

838
00:49:16,218 --> 00:49:18,053
Why my legs are not moving,

839
00:49:18,220 --> 00:49:19,638
but I'm moving forward?

840
00:49:19,888 --> 00:49:22,474
The beer you just had
is a new invention.

841
00:49:22,641 --> 00:49:23,767
It gives you wings!

842
00:49:24,685 --> 00:49:27,312
Don't treat me like
a fucking idiot!

843
00:49:27,688 --> 00:49:29,606
You are carrying
me on your back.

844
00:49:30,357 --> 00:49:31,817
Thank you!

845
00:49:33,443 --> 00:49:35,988
How can you be so stupid and
heavy at the same time.

846
00:49:40,200 --> 00:49:41,868
Yes, that's right. Okay.

847
00:49:42,077 --> 00:49:43,203
Thank you.

848
00:49:43,537 --> 00:49:44,705
Yes.

849
00:49:45,038 --> 00:49:46,415
Wow, you are so handsome!

850
00:49:46,581 --> 00:49:47,749
Really, which part?

851
00:49:48,166 --> 00:49:49,710
Your side parting, it's great!

852
00:49:49,876 --> 00:49:50,836
Really?

853
00:49:51,003 --> 00:49:51,628
May I know

854
00:49:51,795 --> 00:49:54,047
what are we shooting
today with this outfit?

855
00:49:54,214 --> 00:49:56,383
- Today you are Ming the Merciless.
- I see.

856
00:49:56,550 --> 00:49:58,802
- You will be captured by Sailor Moon.
- Oh, I see...

857
00:49:58,969 --> 00:49:59,928
- First raped then killed...
- Yes.

858
00:50:00,095 --> 00:50:01,013
And then raped again.

859
00:50:01,179 --> 00:50:03,181
Raping over my dead body?
That's a great idea.

860
00:50:03,473 --> 00:50:05,017
Who will be Sailor Moon?

861
00:50:05,183 --> 00:50:07,060
Noriko Waiyama. She is a newbie.

862
00:50:07,394 --> 00:50:08,645
Would her agent be...

863
00:50:08,812 --> 00:50:09,855
Kishihisa Nemoto?

864
00:50:11,481 --> 00:50:12,524
Hello!

865
00:50:12,691 --> 00:50:13,859
Hello...

866
00:50:14,026 --> 00:50:15,736
It's first time for Noriko,

867
00:50:15,902 --> 00:50:18,488
Ozawa-san, please
look after her.

868
00:50:18,655 --> 00:50:20,073
Come here, Noriko!

869
00:50:20,490 --> 00:50:21,783
Hi, nice to meet you.

870
00:50:21,992 --> 00:50:23,410
I will be in your care.

871
00:50:23,577 --> 00:50:24,828
Her agent seems really
fucking stupid.

872
00:50:24,995 --> 00:50:26,663
Just like me!

873
00:50:28,040 --> 00:50:30,042
She is so cute!

874
00:50:33,086 --> 00:50:34,796
No...

875
00:50:35,088 --> 00:50:36,798
Please don't...

876
00:50:39,676 --> 00:50:39,968
You...

877
00:50:40,135 --> 00:50:41,386
You Big Evil...

878
00:50:43,305 --> 00:50:47,434
You've sinned and tainted your
hands with innocents' blood...

879
00:50:51,021 --> 00:50:52,439
die... now.

880
00:50:52,773 --> 00:50:54,274
Oh, yes.

881
00:50:55,567 --> 00:50:57,611
Please don't rape me,

882
00:50:57,778 --> 00:50:58,987
you can kill me,

883
00:50:59,196 --> 00:51:00,947
but please don't touch my willy!

884
00:51:01,114 --> 00:51:03,075
It is my weakest point.

885
00:51:03,241 --> 00:51:04,451
But now I'm in your hands,

886
00:51:04,618 --> 00:51:07,371
just do whatever you want!

887
00:51:14,628 --> 00:51:17,047
I will humiliate you...

888
00:51:19,132 --> 00:51:21,385
in every way before killing...
you.

889
00:51:45,409 --> 00:51:48,537
No...

890
00:52:34,332 --> 00:52:35,667
Noriko, you can't be like that!

891
00:52:35,834 --> 00:52:38,920
- It's okay!
- Wait! Noriko!

892
00:52:39,087 --> 00:52:40,380
Let me handle it!

893
00:52:40,547 --> 00:52:43,675
So sorry! I am really sorry!

894
00:52:51,725 --> 00:52:53,351
I mean no harm.

895
00:55:07,569 --> 00:55:09,696
<i>I know how stressful it</i> is...

896
00:55:09,988 --> 00:55:11,364
to make AVs.

897
00:55:12,157 --> 00:55:14,326
I don't really like to do it,

898
00:55:15,368 --> 00:55:17,203
and so do you it seems.

899
00:55:17,996 --> 00:55:19,539
You can go!

900
00:55:21,958 --> 00:55:24,044
Is my Japanese that bad?

901
00:55:24,210 --> 00:55:25,337
Do you understand?

902
00:55:25,503 --> 00:55:27,881
I have signed this
contract with my agency,

903
00:55:28,089 --> 00:55:30,592
they wouldn't let me go.

904
00:55:30,842 --> 00:55:31,885
Don't you worry,

905
00:55:32,052 --> 00:55:33,928
I have money.

906
00:55:34,429 --> 00:55:35,555
Okay!

907
00:55:38,391 --> 00:55:39,601
Goodbye...

908
00:55:42,437 --> 00:55:43,813
Goodbye...

909
00:55:45,565 --> 00:55:46,941
Go now!

910
00:55:56,409 --> 00:55:57,827
Ozawa-san,

911
00:55:58,745 --> 00:56:00,246
if it's with you, I
think I can do it.

912
00:56:01,247 --> 00:56:03,458
But can you do me a favor?

913
00:56:04,918 --> 00:56:06,127
What is it?

914
00:56:06,628 --> 00:56:08,254
Before the shooting,

915
00:56:08,505 --> 00:56:10,256
can you go out with me?

916
00:56:10,757 --> 00:56:12,592
If you can make me feel loved,

917
00:56:12,759 --> 00:56:14,761
I'm sure I can perform well.

918
00:56:27,732 --> 00:56:28,942
Tuna sushi?

919
00:56:31,986 --> 00:56:32,570
Is tuna okay for you?

920
00:56:32,737 --> 00:56:34,280
Yes, I love it.

921
00:56:39,661 --> 00:56:40,787
Was the dinner alright?

922
00:56:40,954 --> 00:56:41,955
Yes.

923
00:56:42,288 --> 00:56:44,416
But let's get changed next time,

924
00:56:44,582 --> 00:56:47,127
the way we dress is so weird.

925
00:56:47,293 --> 00:56:49,754
Yes, I feel so too.

926
00:58:04,996 --> 00:58:08,166
It must be Shodaiko
returning my clothes.

927
00:58:41,407 --> 00:58:42,617
Look,

928
00:58:43,243 --> 00:58:45,578
we are both decently dressed,

929
00:58:46,579 --> 00:58:48,414
and so tidy.

930
00:58:49,415 --> 00:58:50,834
That means nothing has happened!

931
00:58:51,376 --> 00:58:53,127
Have I ever said that you did?

932
00:58:53,461 --> 00:58:54,879
Feeling guilty?

933
00:58:56,506 --> 00:58:58,299
Not exactly.

934
00:58:58,466 --> 00:59:00,260
But you really...

935
00:59:00,718 --> 00:59:02,095
caught me off guard.

936
00:59:06,099 --> 00:59:07,642
Hong Kong girlfriend.

937
00:59:10,144 --> 00:59:12,230
Oh, I have to go now,

938
00:59:12,480 --> 00:59:14,440
see you tomorrow.

939
00:59:16,651 --> 00:59:19,195
You see, we were just off work,

940
00:59:19,529 --> 00:59:21,489
and then she...

941
00:59:52,979 --> 00:59:53,771
Fuck me!

942
00:59:53,938 --> 00:59:56,107
I want you to fuck me like
those girls you fucked in AVs.

943
00:59:56,316 --> 00:59:57,025
No, I really can't!

944
00:59:57,191 --> 00:59:59,360
I shot 4 scenes today,
I am so knackered!

945
00:59:59,527 --> 01:00:01,029
You don't have a choice!

946
01:00:54,624 --> 01:00:56,542
You Big Evil, I
won't forgive you!

947
01:00:56,709 --> 01:00:58,378
Don't go!

948
01:01:00,421 --> 01:01:01,923
Stop!

949
01:01:02,298 --> 01:01:03,549
Wait...

950
01:01:20,566 --> 01:01:21,901
Wait...

951
01:01:36,874 --> 01:01:39,085
Even it's just for today,

952
01:01:40,044 --> 01:01:42,880
I have to have the entire you.

953
01:02:19,542 --> 01:02:20,877
At this moment,

954
01:02:21,210 --> 01:02:23,629
I can deeply feel
that how jealousy...

955
01:02:24,130 --> 01:02:26,007
can change a woman,

956
01:02:26,716 --> 01:02:28,551
and push her that far.

957
01:02:32,096 --> 01:02:35,016
This time is the first
ever AV shooting that...

958
01:02:35,808 --> 01:02:38,061
I can feel there is love.

959
01:02:56,871 --> 01:02:57,955
Hello?

960
01:02:58,164 --> 01:03:00,333
Hi, Cecilia, where are you now?

961
01:03:00,500 --> 01:03:03,503
I am in Japan, just came
back from shopping.

962
01:03:04,212 --> 01:03:05,088
Shopping?

963
01:03:05,254 --> 01:03:07,173
The fact that your boyfriend is
Mario Ozawa has been exposed,

964
01:03:07,340 --> 01:03:09,550
now the Mainland publisher
has problem with your image,

965
01:03:09,759 --> 01:03:10,510
stops publishing your books,

966
01:03:10,676 --> 01:03:13,096
and terminates your
projects with them!

967
01:03:14,680 --> 01:03:19,102
"You Have Your Say"

968
01:03:19,644 --> 01:03:21,854
Hello and welcome to
"You have your say".

969
01:03:22,021 --> 01:03:24,107
In this episode, we
have invited two guests

970
01:03:24,273 --> 01:03:26,692
to discuss a very hot topic.

971
01:03:26,859 --> 01:03:29,028
First to my left is...

972
01:03:29,320 --> 01:03:34,867
the President of
Moral Moral Adjust,

973
01:03:35,034 --> 01:03:37,829
a veteran of AV,

974
01:03:37,995 --> 01:03:42,917
and also the Honorary President
of HK Schizophrenia Association.

975
01:03:43,084 --> 01:03:45,378
He is the well-known
"Fat Face Dragon"...

976
01:03:45,545 --> 01:03:46,921
Mr. Fucking Mo!

977
01:03:47,213 --> 01:03:48,589
It's Mr. Frankie Mo!

978
01:03:48,756 --> 01:03:50,424
I beg your pardon.
Mr. Fucking Mo.

979
01:03:52,176 --> 01:03:54,887
Another guest of honor is our
best-selling romance novelist

980
01:03:55,054 --> 01:03:56,305
Miss Cecilia Jik.

981
01:03:56,472 --> 01:03:59,475
What we are going
to discuss today,

982
01:03:59,725 --> 01:04:02,270
it's the oddity of
this Hong Kong man,

983
01:04:02,436 --> 01:04:05,148
who went to Japan
to be an AV actor,

984
01:04:05,314 --> 01:04:08,943
and became popular by
sexually humiliated by women.

985
01:04:09,152 --> 01:04:10,653
Mr. Mo, what do you think?

986
01:04:10,862 --> 01:04:12,280
I must deeply

987
01:04:12,446 --> 01:04:14,991
condemn this Mario Ozawa,

988
01:04:15,199 --> 01:04:17,910
he is unforgiveable and a
disgrace to all Hong Kong men!

989
01:04:18,077 --> 01:04:18,870
Do you know...

990
01:04:19,036 --> 01:04:20,413
After watched his AVs,

991
01:04:20,580 --> 01:04:22,248
40% of men has become impotent,

992
01:04:22,415 --> 01:04:24,834
30% could only get it up
but not put it back down;

993
01:04:25,001 --> 01:04:27,420
and 20% felt guilty...

994
01:04:27,587 --> 01:04:29,463
to have an up and down.

995
01:04:29,839 --> 01:04:30,965
What's worse are
those special cases,

996
01:04:31,132 --> 01:04:33,342
men who spat milk like a baby...

997
01:04:33,509 --> 01:04:34,302
right after watching!

998
01:04:34,468 --> 01:04:36,596
- It does sound very dangerous!
- Of course!

999
01:04:36,846 --> 01:04:38,973
What do you think, Miss Jik?

1000
01:04:39,140 --> 01:04:41,434
Here we have a tabloid magazine,

1001
01:04:41,601 --> 01:04:44,604
saying that you are the
girlfriend of Mario Ozawa.

1002
01:04:47,190 --> 01:04:48,941
Here, I have to
make a declaration:

1003
01:04:49,108 --> 01:04:52,195
There is nothing between
Mario Ozawa and me now.

1004
01:04:52,653 --> 01:04:54,113
What he does is shameful,

1005
01:04:54,280 --> 01:04:55,281
that's why I cut ties with him.

1006
01:04:55,448 --> 01:04:57,867
I despise him!

1007
01:04:58,117 --> 01:05:02,288
We now have a viewer calling
in to express his opinions.

1008
01:05:02,955 --> 01:05:05,291
Here, the line is put
through, please go ahead.

1009
01:05:05,666 --> 01:05:08,628
Miss To, Can you tell Miss Jik,

1010
01:05:08,961 --> 01:05:11,797
that everyone here can say
what she just said...

1011
01:05:12,215 --> 01:05:13,132
Yes...

1012
01:05:14,926 --> 01:05:16,636
But you can't!

1013
01:05:18,262 --> 01:05:20,264
Wow! Mario Ozawa!

1014
01:05:20,473 --> 01:05:22,725
Look everyone, either from
your TV or with us here!

1015
01:05:23,309 --> 01:05:26,562
It's Mario Ozawa! He's
here in the studio!

1016
01:05:26,729 --> 01:05:28,731
Wow, I suddenly feel
like to spit some milk!

1017
01:05:31,400 --> 01:05:34,487
I am begging you!
Stop hurting me!

1018
01:05:34,737 --> 01:05:35,947
That's right, or may
be just a little...

1019
01:05:36,113 --> 01:05:37,323
Who told me...

1020
01:05:38,407 --> 01:05:40,326
that money speaks
louder than words,

1021
01:05:40,493 --> 01:05:41,953
and I don't need
to care about...

1022
01:05:42,119 --> 01:05:43,996
what others say if I'm rich?

1023
01:05:48,834 --> 01:05:51,337
But do you know what you
did has cost me a fortune?

1024
01:05:51,504 --> 01:05:53,339
I have lost the multi-billion
market in the Mainland!

1025
01:05:53,589 --> 01:05:55,967
Oh I see. That's the
reason why we broke up.

1026
01:05:56,509 --> 01:05:59,053
Thanks a lot, I got it...

1027
01:05:59,845 --> 01:06:02,014
I don't have a market in
Mainland either, am I dying?

1028
01:06:02,223 --> 01:06:03,849
Wait!

1029
01:06:10,856 --> 01:06:12,441
Go fuck yourself!

1030
01:06:22,368 --> 01:06:23,869
Wow, it's getting
really exciting!

1031
01:06:24,036 --> 01:06:26,497
Just now Miss Jik and Mr. Ozawa
have both given their words.

1032
01:06:26,664 --> 01:06:29,000
Mr. Mo, you have just
witnessed this epic moment,

1033
01:06:29,166 --> 01:06:30,960
which side would you take?

1034
01:06:31,168 --> 01:06:32,545
I feel a bit sad.

1035
01:06:32,878 --> 01:06:34,213
Haruki Murakami once said,

1036
01:06:34,380 --> 01:06:36,549
if he is caught in between
a high wall and an egg,

1037
01:06:36,716 --> 01:06:38,384
he will definitely
choose the egg.

1038
01:06:38,551 --> 01:06:40,094
As a man...

1039
01:06:40,469 --> 01:06:41,887
if I'm caught in between
a pair of high heels...

1040
01:06:42,054 --> 01:06:43,347
and a pair of balls,

1041
01:06:43,556 --> 01:06:45,433
I will definitely
choose the balls.

1042
01:06:46,225 --> 01:06:47,059
Unfortunately,

1043
01:06:47,226 --> 01:06:50,313
it seems that his balls
have been cracked,

1044
01:06:50,646 --> 01:06:51,856
poor thing...

1045
01:06:52,023 --> 01:06:53,065
This kick from Cecilia...

1046
01:06:53,232 --> 01:06:54,775
has put me in hospital
for a few days.

1047
01:06:55,443 --> 01:06:57,570
Even though the doctor
said my dick is fine,

1048
01:06:58,195 --> 01:06:59,613
I have decided...

1049
01:07:00,072 --> 01:07:01,615
to quit the AV world.

1050
01:07:11,625 --> 01:07:13,044
I want to say...

1051
01:07:13,252 --> 01:07:14,920
I don't want to be
Mario Ozawa anymore.

1052
01:07:15,087 --> 01:07:16,672
I think Ozawa should retire,

1053
01:07:16,964 --> 01:07:18,466
and goes to a place that
no one would know him!

1054
01:07:20,384 --> 01:07:22,720
Where can you find a place
that no one knows you?

1055
01:07:23,262 --> 01:07:26,682
I have just sold your AVs to South
America and Eastern Europe,

1056
01:07:26,891 --> 01:07:28,476
Unless you go to Africa.

1057
01:07:29,435 --> 01:07:30,936
Can you not be like that?

1058
01:07:31,145 --> 01:07:33,981
Haven't you already made so
much money with my body?

1059
01:07:34,440 --> 01:07:35,941
I don't care, just
give back my share

1060
01:07:36,108 --> 01:07:37,151
after your commission.

1061
01:07:37,318 --> 01:07:38,944
I have to go.

1062
01:07:42,615 --> 01:07:44,367
Have you ever thought about me?

1063
01:07:44,575 --> 01:07:45,993
We have signed so
many contracts,

1064
01:07:46,494 --> 01:07:47,286
I have to pay them back!

1065
01:07:47,453 --> 01:07:49,747
Dada Chan did the same,
what's the big deal?

1066
01:07:50,498 --> 01:07:52,833
No matter you give me
back my share or not,

1067
01:07:53,000 --> 01:07:55,127
I really have to go. Please...

1068
01:07:59,840 --> 01:08:01,175
Goodbye.

1069
01:08:44,176 --> 01:08:45,845
Mario Ozawa!

1070
01:08:46,929 --> 01:08:48,180
These are all yours!

1071
01:08:48,431 --> 01:08:49,515
Don't ever come back,

1072
01:08:49,682 --> 01:08:51,016
and enjoy your life.

1073
01:08:53,686 --> 01:08:54,728
What about you?

1074
01:08:54,895 --> 01:08:55,855
I've thought about it,

1075
01:08:56,021 --> 01:08:58,023
I don't want you to
do it unhappily.

1076
01:08:58,232 --> 01:08:59,567
Just go.

1077
01:09:25,551 --> 01:09:27,303
Good evening, Hatoyama-san.

1078
01:09:27,553 --> 01:09:30,890
You still have
some unpaid debts!

1079
01:09:31,724 --> 01:09:33,559
I don't fucking understand you.

1080
01:09:36,979 --> 01:09:39,523
If I don't see
money in two days,

1081
01:09:39,899 --> 01:09:41,901
I'll make you a cripple!

1082
01:09:42,234 --> 01:09:43,486
Let's go!

1083
01:09:43,777 --> 01:09:45,154
Let's go.

1084
01:09:58,334 --> 01:09:59,251
Are you okay?

1085
01:09:59,418 --> 01:10:00,419
Yeah, I'm fine.

1086
01:10:00,586 --> 01:10:01,962
Do I not look okay?

1087
01:10:02,338 --> 01:10:03,714
Go now,

1088
01:10:03,964 --> 01:10:05,591
goodbye!

1089
01:10:08,594 --> 01:10:09,845
What do you fucking want now?

1090
01:10:10,012 --> 01:10:11,222
Take you to the hospital,

1091
01:10:11,388 --> 01:10:13,432
then give the money back, okay?

1092
01:10:18,437 --> 01:10:20,356
I, Mario Ozawa, am
back to business!

1093
01:10:28,030 --> 01:10:29,156
Are you dying?

1094
01:10:29,448 --> 01:10:30,241
Not yet...

1095
01:10:30,407 --> 01:10:31,784
Where is the nearest hospital?

1096
01:10:32,451 --> 01:10:33,285
Let's go to the Princess
Magaret Hospital.

1097
01:10:33,452 --> 01:10:34,453
Good�.

1098
01:10:36,288 --> 01:10:41,794
Oh, no... no...

1099
01:10:43,087 --> 01:10:44,755
Wait a minute,

1100
01:10:46,131 --> 01:10:48,092
are you not feeling well?

1101
01:10:48,259 --> 01:10:49,593
Your accent is weird.

1102
01:10:49,760 --> 01:10:50,970
Are you Chinese as well?

1103
01:10:52,137 --> 01:10:52,888
Yes,

1104
01:10:53,055 --> 01:10:54,348
I'm half Fujian
Chinese, 1/4 Japanese,

1105
01:10:54,515 --> 01:10:55,724
and 1/4 Russian.

1106
01:10:55,891 --> 01:10:56,850
Oh, Fujian, so you
are from Mainland!

1107
01:10:57,017 --> 01:10:58,102
Yes,

1108
01:10:58,561 --> 01:10:59,979
and...

1109
01:11:00,354 --> 01:11:02,606
my mouth is stiff from
all this blowing,

1110
01:11:02,815 --> 01:11:04,567
why your willy is still so soft?

1111
01:11:07,444 --> 01:11:09,697
Mario is impotent now...

1112
01:11:12,241 --> 01:11:14,201
get those "Juice-up Boys" ready.

1113
01:11:14,785 --> 01:11:18,205
Mario is impotent now,
everyone stands by.

1114
01:11:20,666 --> 01:11:21,959
Hey, you mainland girl,

1115
01:11:22,167 --> 01:11:23,127
don't bad-mouth me!

1116
01:11:23,294 --> 01:11:25,170
I, Mario Ozawa, am
the so-called...

1117
01:11:25,337 --> 01:11:26,755
Beefy Bonar.

1118
01:11:27,006 --> 01:11:28,465
Maybe the problem is yours?

1119
01:11:28,674 --> 01:11:31,218
Me? What's my problem?

1120
01:11:31,969 --> 01:11:34,597
Maybe your body has a problem?

1121
01:11:34,805 --> 01:11:36,890
What's wrong with my body?

1122
01:11:37,558 --> 01:11:40,227
If my body isn't great,

1123
01:11:40,561 --> 01:11:42,855
how can I set foot...

1124
01:11:43,063 --> 01:11:46,400
in the Japanese AV
world as a Chinese?

1125
01:11:46,650 --> 01:11:48,027
You are all wrapped
up, how can I see?

1126
01:11:48,193 --> 01:11:50,946
I bet your front is
as flat as your back!

1127
01:11:51,155 --> 01:11:53,616
My grandma is Russian,

1128
01:11:53,824 --> 01:11:56,910
I have a European body!

1129
01:11:57,077 --> 01:11:58,621
Yea, a 3 years old European?

1130
01:11:59,705 --> 01:12:01,540
I can tell that...

1131
01:12:01,707 --> 01:12:05,502
you won't be convinced unless
I show you what I have!

1132
01:12:05,919 --> 01:12:08,088
Let me show you!

1133
01:12:14,219 --> 01:12:15,721
Wow, such huge tits!

1134
01:12:15,888 --> 01:12:17,139
So,

1135
01:12:17,389 --> 01:12:19,475
is it my problem,

1136
01:12:19,642 --> 01:12:22,394
or yours?

1137
01:12:23,854 --> 01:12:25,898
Ok, that's obviously me.

1138
01:12:26,565 --> 01:12:27,775
I am so sorry!

1139
01:12:28,067 --> 01:12:29,401
Sorry!

1140
01:12:30,903 --> 01:12:33,322
Well, don't worry,

1141
01:12:34,406 --> 01:12:36,575
life is filled With...

1142
01:12:36,742 --> 01:12:39,286
ups and downs.

1143
01:12:39,620 --> 01:12:42,581
When I first started
this AV career,

1144
01:12:42,790 --> 01:12:44,124
I had no orgasms,

1145
01:12:44,375 --> 01:12:48,337
but I walked through this
period of dryness all the same.

1146
01:12:49,004 --> 01:12:51,256
Don't you worry,

1147
01:12:51,465 --> 01:12:53,550
tomorrow is gonna be better!

1148
01:12:54,218 --> 01:12:55,678
Thank you very much!

1149
01:12:55,928 --> 01:12:56,553
Keep it UP!

1150
01:12:56,720 --> 01:12:57,721
Yes!

1151
01:12:58,889 --> 01:13:00,974
Where is the double?
Come here quick!

1152
01:13:01,141 --> 01:13:02,893
This one is impotent,

1153
01:13:03,060 --> 01:13:04,603
it's wasting my time!

1154
01:13:06,605 --> 01:13:07,940
Are you really impotent?

1155
01:13:08,774 --> 01:13:09,650
Don't worry,

1156
01:13:09,817 --> 01:13:11,276
it's not a problem,

1157
01:13:11,568 --> 01:13:13,112
it's a fucking big trouble!

1158
01:13:18,200 --> 01:13:20,244
Today's AV Headline!

1159
01:13:20,619 --> 01:13:21,870
According to informed sources,

1160
01:13:22,037 --> 01:13:25,958
after the incident with his-ex,

1161
01:13:26,458 --> 01:13:27,793
Even Mario is physically fine,

1162
01:13:27,960 --> 01:13:29,920
he has become mentally impotent.

1163
01:13:30,170 --> 01:13:32,756
Now all his AVs close-ups
has to be done by doubles.

1164
01:13:33,215 --> 01:13:34,717
If the rumors is true,

1165
01:13:34,967 --> 01:13:36,427
it is really worrying.

1166
01:13:36,635 --> 01:13:39,012
But bad luck can
always turn worse.

1167
01:13:39,346 --> 01:13:40,514
Recently there is an
aspiring AV actor,

1168
01:13:40,681 --> 01:13:42,307
who is regarded as
Mario's ultimate enemy.

1169
01:13:42,558 --> 01:13:48,814
He is Naoki Nagasaki,
the soul healing beau.

1170
01:13:49,440 --> 01:13:54,486
Now let's see his interview...

1171
01:13:58,824 --> 01:14:00,868
Hello everyone,

1172
01:14:01,034 --> 01:14:02,536
I'm Naoki Nagasaki.

1173
01:14:02,703 --> 01:14:04,663
Making female audience happy...

1174
01:14:04,830 --> 01:14:07,166
is my greatest happiness.

1175
01:14:08,167 --> 01:14:13,464
There is a saying about you
stealing the style of Mario Ozawa,

1176
01:14:13,756 --> 01:14:15,549
What do you think?

1177
01:14:15,716 --> 01:14:17,092
Mario Ozawa,

1178
01:14:17,509 --> 01:14:18,594
well...

1179
01:14:18,844 --> 01:14:20,679
since we are both
from Hong Kong,

1180
01:14:21,555 --> 01:14:23,348
I now challenge you.

1181
01:14:24,016 --> 01:14:27,603
We compete on the
sales of our next AV.

1182
01:14:28,562 --> 01:14:29,897
The one that loses...

1183
01:14:30,189 --> 01:14:31,690
has to acknowledge...

1184
01:14:31,857 --> 01:14:33,609
the other is "the King of AV"!

1185
01:14:34,526 --> 01:14:35,944
Do you accept my challenge?

1186
01:14:38,155 --> 01:14:41,325
Naoki Nagasaki is so handsome!

1187
01:14:42,242 --> 01:14:43,202
Amazing!

1188
01:14:43,410 --> 01:14:45,037
Naoki Nagasaki is
really amazing!

1189
01:14:45,245 --> 01:14:47,206
His new AV "Rape the Undead"...

1190
01:14:47,372 --> 01:14:49,750
has already beaten Mario's.

1191
01:14:50,209 --> 01:14:51,043
Now let's look into
the footage of

1192
01:14:51,210 --> 01:14:52,544
this splendid AV.

1193
01:14:55,839 --> 01:14:59,843
"Naoki Nagasaki's touching AV debut
- Rape the Undead"

1194
01:15:03,806 --> 01:15:05,015
Haruko!

1195
01:15:07,434 --> 01:15:08,769
Well...

1196
01:15:09,520 --> 01:15:11,188
We said that...

1197
01:15:11,647 --> 01:15:13,398
we would be together forever,

1198
01:15:14,233 --> 01:15:15,526
how can you be so cruel...

1199
01:15:15,692 --> 01:15:17,694
and just go like this?

1200
01:15:18,487 --> 01:15:19,822
Without you,

1201
01:15:21,156 --> 01:15:22,324
Well...

1202
01:15:22,991 --> 01:15:25,244
I don't believe in love,

1203
01:15:26,703 --> 01:15:28,956
and I can't love anymore.

1204
01:15:30,833 --> 01:15:32,835
Kimochiii!

1205
01:15:45,013 --> 01:15:45,973
Yes...

1206
01:15:46,306 --> 01:15:47,808
thank you for coming.

1207
01:15:51,979 --> 01:15:53,564
Haruko's death is an accident,

1208
01:15:53,772 --> 01:15:55,607
please don't blame yourself.

1209
01:15:57,109 --> 01:15:58,318
Well...

1210
01:15:59,236 --> 01:16:00,737
if I didn't smoke...

1211
01:16:00,904 --> 01:16:02,072
while taking her to pee,

1212
01:16:02,281 --> 01:16:03,615
and loosened the leash,

1213
01:16:05,242 --> 01:16:07,786
she wouldn't be
crashed by a lorry...

1214
01:16:08,412 --> 01:16:10,330
with wheels this fucking big!

1215
01:16:10,622 --> 01:16:13,000
I love men that are sentimental.

1216
01:16:13,709 --> 01:16:15,752
Just his tears have
melted me down.

1217
01:16:27,723 --> 01:16:29,141
NaokL

1218
01:16:29,558 --> 01:16:31,184
- you can cry on my shoulder.
- Please don't...

1219
01:16:31,727 --> 01:16:33,770
No...

1220
01:16:34,396 --> 01:16:35,981
No...

1221
01:16:36,607 --> 01:16:38,066
No...

1222
01:16:43,655 --> 01:16:44,781
No...

1223
01:16:48,994 --> 01:16:51,788
No...

1224
01:16:52,456 --> 01:16:53,957
Stop there!

1225
01:16:57,753 --> 01:16:59,212
If you get out from this door,

1226
01:16:59,379 --> 01:17:01,340
then Haruko will
disappear forever!

1227
01:17:03,717 --> 01:17:05,177
If you want to get her back,

1228
01:17:05,385 --> 01:17:07,012
undress now!

1229
01:17:07,304 --> 01:17:09,139
Take your clothes off, quick!

1230
01:17:13,185 --> 01:17:14,728
Hurry up!

1231
01:17:15,228 --> 01:17:17,189
Undress from head to toe!

1232
01:17:17,356 --> 01:17:18,774
Take off your pants!

1233
01:17:19,024 --> 01:17:20,359
Take off your underpants!

1234
01:17:20,525 --> 01:17:21,276
Take off your socks!

1235
01:17:21,443 --> 01:17:22,861
Why do you look like this?

1236
01:17:23,028 --> 01:17:24,988
Show me your nipples!

1237
01:17:25,197 --> 01:17:26,323
Kneel down!

1238
01:17:27,449 --> 01:17:28,867
Smile!

1239
01:17:30,035 --> 01:17:31,203
Dance!

1240
01:17:46,468 --> 01:17:49,429
I'd rather be run over by
this fucking big wheel,

1241
01:17:50,472 --> 01:17:54,059
and you are the one being
molested by these three! Haruko!

1242
01:17:58,105 --> 01:18:02,109
"My life, is like those
petals blown by this gale,"

1243
01:18:02,275 --> 01:18:03,151
"frail, and falling."

1244
01:18:03,318 --> 01:18:03,819
"Naoki Nagasaki"

1245
01:18:03,986 --> 01:18:06,071
Ok! I will take the challenge!

1246
01:18:07,072 --> 01:18:08,073
No fucking way.

1247
01:18:08,240 --> 01:18:09,741
You dick is fucking limp!

1248
01:18:10,075 --> 01:18:11,368
I have to do it no matter what.

1249
01:18:12,077 --> 01:18:12,911
I have to do something...

1250
01:18:13,078 --> 01:18:14,871
fucking unforgettable!

1251
01:18:15,122 --> 01:18:16,790
Why don't you go fuck the
security guard outside?

1252
01:18:20,252 --> 01:18:21,878
I think of someone suddenly.

1253
01:18:22,129 --> 01:18:23,255
With this person,

1254
01:18:23,422 --> 01:18:24,172
everything will be fine!

1255
01:18:24,339 --> 01:18:25,132
Great!

1256
01:18:25,298 --> 01:18:27,092
I will find this person for you!

1257
01:18:28,135 --> 01:18:29,761
It wouldn't be the
security guard, would it?

1258
01:18:30,595 --> 01:18:33,306
This woman was the AV
goddess in my adolescence.

1259
01:18:33,473 --> 01:18:35,934
When I was young, I have
jerked off for her...

1260
01:18:36,101 --> 01:18:37,394
thousands of times.

1261
01:18:37,602 --> 01:18:40,230
She enlightened me in sex...

1262
01:18:40,439 --> 01:18:43,900
and was the pin-up of so many
other boys in Hong Kong...

1263
01:18:44,651 --> 01:18:45,652
Ladies and gentlemen...

1264
01:18:45,819 --> 01:18:47,154
Maiko Yuki!

1265
01:19:00,125 --> 01:19:02,294
The condition of
Ozawa-san, I have got it.

1266
01:19:02,961 --> 01:19:05,005
How long do you need then?

1267
01:19:06,298 --> 01:19:08,800
Long enough to make a tea.

1268
01:19:13,638 --> 01:19:16,141
Men's sexual excitement...

1269
01:19:16,308 --> 01:19:17,976
actually comes from their brain,

1270
01:19:18,560 --> 01:19:21,146
rather than their bottom half.

1271
01:19:21,980 --> 01:19:23,356
If there is a problem,

1272
01:19:23,565 --> 01:19:25,484
the best way to solve...

1273
01:19:25,984 --> 01:19:27,277
is to look into his memories.

1274
01:19:27,444 --> 01:19:30,197
To find out what actually made
him hard in his adolescence,

1275
01:19:30,530 --> 01:19:32,074
in order to provoke
an erection again.

1276
01:20:29,464 --> 01:20:31,007
I feel so bad!

1277
01:20:34,553 --> 01:20:35,887
Are you alright?

1278
01:20:36,555 --> 01:20:37,556
Ozawa-san,

1279
01:20:37,722 --> 01:20:40,976
you have to hang in there,
the doctor is coming!

1280
01:20:41,768 --> 01:20:43,186
I feel really bad!

1281
01:20:53,572 --> 01:20:54,573
Why?

1282
01:20:55,073 --> 01:20:57,075
Your heartbeat is very strange.

1283
01:21:24,728 --> 01:21:25,854
I'm dying!

1284
01:21:26,021 --> 01:21:27,522
Are you okay?

1285
01:21:28,398 --> 01:21:29,941
What's going on?

1286
01:21:30,108 --> 01:21:31,151
Why?

1287
01:21:31,318 --> 01:21:32,527
What?

1288
01:21:32,944 --> 01:21:34,446
Are you okay?

1289
01:21:35,197 --> 01:21:37,532
My chest is in pain!

1290
01:21:38,283 --> 01:21:40,076
Can you rub some oil on it?

1291
01:21:40,243 --> 01:21:41,119
Please rub some oil,

1292
01:21:41,286 --> 01:21:43,455
especially on my nipples!

1293
01:21:43,955 --> 01:21:47,459
I'm sorry, even oil won't
help in your case.

1294
01:21:50,545 --> 01:21:51,671
These?

1295
01:21:52,130 --> 01:21:53,632
You have to hang in there!

1296
01:21:54,049 --> 01:21:55,800
Hang in there!

1297
01:21:56,301 --> 01:21:58,345
Hang in there!

1298
01:21:58,595 --> 01:22:00,388
Hang in there!

1299
01:22:04,392 --> 01:22:06,937
I have brought his
cock back into life,

1300
01:22:07,520 --> 01:22:10,023
but in order to have it
bigger, stronger and harder,

1301
01:22:10,941 --> 01:22:13,610
you have to seek a more
experienced master.

1302
01:22:21,451 --> 01:22:22,953
Hello? Where are you now?

1303
01:22:23,370 --> 01:22:25,664
Why do you have me to
come to this warehouse?

1304
01:22:25,830 --> 01:22:28,166
I think that you should get
back up from where you fell.

1305
01:22:28,333 --> 01:22:30,794
Your ex is from Hong Kong,

1306
01:22:31,127 --> 01:22:33,088
that's why I've
specially sent you...

1307
01:22:33,296 --> 01:22:35,173
this Hong Kong No.1
hooker to help you.

1308
01:23:00,699 --> 01:23:03,451
Even the Golden Chicken
offers a takeaway to Japan?

1309
01:23:03,827 --> 01:23:06,871
Hi, boss, I'm Kam.

1310
01:23:07,038 --> 01:23:09,124
I have always wanted to open
the international market,

1311
01:23:09,291 --> 01:23:11,084
and you have made my
dream comes true today!

1312
01:23:11,251 --> 01:23:13,837
Thank you very much!
Nice to meet you!

1313
01:23:14,087 --> 01:23:15,880
Miss Hatoyama has already
told me everything about you.

1314
01:23:16,047 --> 01:23:17,716
Don't worry, I never miss.

1315
01:23:17,882 --> 01:23:21,386
Hong Kong customers
always enjoy my company.

1316
01:23:21,886 --> 01:23:23,680
I can assure that you can...

1317
01:23:26,224 --> 01:23:27,892
shoot through the ozone layer.

1318
01:23:28,768 --> 01:23:31,146
I am so happy to be here,
it's my first business trip!

1319
01:23:31,313 --> 01:23:33,106
I am really happy!

1320
01:23:35,567 --> 01:23:37,360
Thank you very much!

1321
01:23:37,736 --> 01:23:38,737
Let's start then, boss?

1322
01:23:38,903 --> 01:23:39,487
Great...

1323
01:23:39,654 --> 01:23:40,447
Do you want a
girlfriend's touch?

1324
01:23:40,613 --> 01:23:41,406
Please don't!

1325
01:23:41,573 --> 01:23:43,742
My condition is caused
by my ex, I hate her.

1326
01:23:43,908 --> 01:23:44,909
Okay.

1327
01:23:49,789 --> 01:23:52,042
Just by looking I know he
had a very miserable past.

1328
01:23:52,208 --> 01:23:52,751
Very miserable!

1329
01:23:52,917 --> 01:23:54,502
Let me have a talk with him!

1330
01:24:07,265 --> 01:24:08,975
I'm afraid I have to
use some ice and fire!

1331
01:24:09,225 --> 01:24:12,937
Wow, do you really have to use
such lethal weapons on me?

1332
01:24:13,188 --> 01:24:14,773
Difficult times call
for harsh measures,

1333
01:24:14,939 --> 01:24:15,940
I learnt this from Andy Lau.

1334
01:24:16,107 --> 01:24:18,860
Fuck you, Andy Lau,
it's all your fault.

1335
01:24:40,715 --> 01:24:41,716
It's getting so hot.

1336
01:24:41,883 --> 01:24:44,135
Why are you still hard
and haven't shot yet?

1337
01:24:44,636 --> 01:24:45,220
I have no choice...

1338
01:24:45,387 --> 01:24:48,098
but to go for turbocharging
and top-spinning!

1339
01:25:21,965 --> 01:25:24,551
The Golden Chicken is
famous for a reason!

1340
01:25:24,717 --> 01:25:27,512
Now you have shot
through to the Galaxy.

1341
01:25:28,012 --> 01:25:29,681
With the power you have now,

1342
01:25:29,889 --> 01:25:31,683
you can take whatever
challenges that come your way.

1343
01:25:32,934 --> 01:25:34,102
Remember,

1344
01:25:34,269 --> 01:25:35,728
you are a Hong Konger,

1345
01:25:36,104 --> 01:25:38,690
and the core value of
we Hong Kongers is...

1346
01:25:39,315 --> 01:25:42,360
no matter how hard is the
circumstance, we have to be...

1347
01:25:43,403 --> 01:25:44,529
HARDER!

1348
01:25:50,201 --> 01:25:52,620
King of AV Battle The live show of
the " King of AV Battle" between...

1349
01:25:53,204 --> 01:25:55,790
Mario Ozawa and Naoki Nagasaki,

1350
01:25:56,082 --> 01:25:59,419
the two most popular AV actors,

1351
01:25:59,961 --> 01:26:01,129
has now began!

1352
01:26:06,426 --> 01:26:07,510
Mario Ozawa,

1353
01:26:07,677 --> 01:26:09,721
today I will defeat you
in front of everyone.

1354
01:26:10,555 --> 01:26:11,556
If you lose,

1355
01:26:11,723 --> 01:26:12,849
you will have to kneel down...

1356
01:26:13,016 --> 01:26:14,350
in front of all the audience,

1357
01:26:14,517 --> 01:26:17,020
and acknowledge my position
as the true King of AV.

1358
01:26:17,896 --> 01:26:20,190
Listen, you fucking
Louis Koo of Jiangmen,

1359
01:26:20,398 --> 01:26:23,401
I haven't even sued you for
stealing my signature style.

1360
01:26:23,568 --> 01:26:24,152
You will see,

1361
01:26:24,319 --> 01:26:26,613
today I have to show
everyone in Japan,

1362
01:26:26,779 --> 01:26:29,616
who is the cutest.

1363
01:26:30,325 --> 01:26:31,910
Today's victory is decided by...

1364
01:26:32,660 --> 01:26:34,287
the two AV actors' new releases,

1365
01:26:34,454 --> 01:26:36,706
which hit the stores today.

1366
01:26:36,915 --> 01:26:40,251
For the sake of the
professional legitimacy,

1367
01:26:40,418 --> 01:26:42,587
we have invited their master,

1368
01:26:43,004 --> 01:26:45,548
the Super AV actor...

1369
01:26:45,715 --> 01:26:49,969
Mr. Taka Kato to be our judge!

1370
01:26:51,304 --> 01:26:52,931
"Goldfinger."

1371
01:26:53,556 --> 01:26:54,682
"Taka Kato"

1372
01:26:54,849 --> 01:26:56,684
Master Taka Kato,

1373
01:26:57,268 --> 01:27:01,439
what do you think
about this battle?

1374
01:27:01,689 --> 01:27:04,776
They are both my beloved pupils.

1375
01:27:05,610 --> 01:27:08,321
One is like my left fingers,

1376
01:27:08,530 --> 01:27:10,782
the other is the right.

1377
01:27:11,658 --> 01:27:15,703
It's like my left and right fingers
are fighting to each other.

1378
01:27:16,538 --> 01:27:20,333
The two contestants have
things to say again.

1379
01:27:20,625 --> 01:27:21,751
Oh, you think you
are unbeatable?

1380
01:27:21,918 --> 01:27:23,461
Great, let's raise the bet,

1381
01:27:23,628 --> 01:27:26,130
whoever loses today
has to suck...

1382
01:27:26,297 --> 01:27:27,924
our master Kato-saws...

1383
01:27:28,091 --> 01:27:28,967
Goldfingers!

1384
01:27:29,133 --> 01:27:29,759
Ha!

1385
01:27:29,926 --> 01:27:30,969
You Nick Cheung lookalike,

1386
01:27:31,135 --> 01:27:32,053
it's just sucking, no big deal!

1387
01:27:32,220 --> 01:27:34,222
You're wrong.

1388
01:27:34,389 --> 01:27:37,267
Even a 30 years old
fish chopping board...

1389
01:27:37,433 --> 01:27:39,811
would have some smell, and
now we are talking about...

1390
01:27:40,645 --> 01:27:42,480
Kate-sank; fingers!

1391
01:27:44,023 --> 01:27:45,733
His fingers are so yours!

1392
01:27:46,484 --> 01:27:50,446
I already have the
two AVs with me.

1393
01:27:51,114 --> 01:27:52,240
Great, let's see!

1394
01:28:00,582 --> 01:28:04,127
"The Horny Spirits"

1395
01:28:43,291 --> 01:28:44,542
This one is so ugly!

1396
01:29:00,558 --> 01:29:01,976
This one is actually cute!

1397
01:29:05,063 --> 01:29:07,482
Mister, we would like to...

1398
01:29:07,774 --> 01:29:10,818
suck the essence
out of your dick,

1399
01:29:10,985 --> 01:29:14,447
so as to wet our souls,

1400
01:29:14,656 --> 01:29:16,908
and get on to another world.

1401
01:29:17,617 --> 01:29:19,243
Hey, your nipple slips!

1402
01:29:19,410 --> 01:29:20,662
It's okay!

1403
01:29:43,309 --> 01:29:44,310
Power,

1404
01:29:44,977 --> 01:29:46,270
Energy,

1405
01:29:46,813 --> 01:29:47,939
Harmony,

1406
01:29:48,606 --> 01:29:49,649
Healing,

1407
01:29:49,941 --> 01:29:50,483
Intuition,

1408
01:29:50,650 --> 01:29:51,401
Awareness,

1409
01:29:51,567 --> 01:29:52,276
Dimension,

1410
01:29:52,443 --> 01:29:53,653
Creation,

1411
01:29:55,780 --> 01:29:56,823
Absolute!

1412
01:30:04,122 --> 01:30:06,207
See you in the next life!

1413
01:30:15,383 --> 01:30:18,094
He is so amazing, it's
really surprising!

1414
01:30:19,345 --> 01:30:23,641
Naoki has put Ying
and Yang together,

1415
01:30:24,225 --> 01:30:27,270
his touch with the underworld...

1416
01:30:27,937 --> 01:30:30,940
has pushed AV up to a
philosophical level!

1417
01:30:32,608 --> 01:30:33,901
Thank you!

1418
01:30:34,986 --> 01:30:36,279
Thank you!

1419
01:30:38,489 --> 01:30:40,491
Our Naoki is a sure win.

1420
01:30:40,867 --> 01:30:42,493
Why don't you just give up now?

1421
01:30:44,871 --> 01:30:48,332
I am really worried now, but...

1422
01:30:49,208 --> 01:30:50,460
fuck you anyway!

1423
01:30:51,502 --> 01:30:55,047
With the comment of Master Kato,

1424
01:30:55,256 --> 01:30:56,674
the sales of Naoki's

1425
01:30:56,883 --> 01:30:58,634
The Horny Spirits is
shooting up high.

1426
01:31:04,432 --> 01:31:05,600
I can already picture
your face when...

1427
01:31:05,767 --> 01:31:08,936
you are sucking the
Goldfingers of Kato-san,

1428
01:31:09,228 --> 01:31:11,272
and that's really cute!

1429
01:31:11,731 --> 01:31:12,690
Fuck!

1430
01:31:16,527 --> 01:31:19,739
So what kind of topic
has Mario chosen,

1431
01:31:19,906 --> 01:31:23,201
and can he really beat Naoki?

1432
01:31:23,367 --> 01:31:24,619
Master Kato,

1433
01:31:24,827 --> 01:31:27,413
let's watch it now!

1434
01:31:28,164 --> 01:31:28,998
Let's go!

1435
01:31:32,710 --> 01:31:34,712
"Superman Ozawa
- Saving the Earth"

1436
01:31:35,213 --> 01:31:39,008
The Earth is like an innocent
girl in the Universe,

1437
01:31:39,217 --> 01:31:41,677
it has always been molested
by aliens and monsters.

1438
01:31:41,886 --> 01:31:43,846
Usually, it happens
only once a week,

1439
01:31:44,013 --> 01:31:46,724
as the series of Superman is
only broadcasted once a week.

1440
01:31:47,016 --> 01:31:48,559
This time is the worst,

1441
01:31:48,726 --> 01:31:50,394
as there are so many monsters.

1442
01:31:50,561 --> 01:31:51,604
Too many of them.

1443
01:32:35,773 --> 01:32:36,899
Yamete!

1444
01:32:37,066 --> 01:32:38,276
Yamete!

1445
01:32:45,032 --> 01:32:46,284
At this moment,

1446
01:32:46,492 --> 01:32:47,285
these useless Earth Defenders,

1447
01:32:47,451 --> 01:32:50,746
who've never defeated
any monsters, appear!

1448
01:32:50,913 --> 01:32:53,165
Well, the monsters
have lost their minds!

1449
01:33:00,214 --> 01:33:01,549
See?

1450
01:33:01,757 --> 01:33:04,802
These scumbags only irritate
the monsters every time,

1451
01:33:04,969 --> 01:33:06,721
it's even a waste
time to scold them!

1452
01:33:07,513 --> 01:33:08,639
I've just been told...

1453
01:33:08,806 --> 01:33:10,892
all our troops've been
defeated by the monsters!

1454
01:33:11,058 --> 01:33:12,602
Oh no, we can't hold
this any longer...

1455
01:33:12,768 --> 01:33:15,396
Superman Ozawa, the world's
peace is in your hands!

1456
01:33:15,688 --> 01:33:16,522
Which episode isn't like that?

1457
01:33:16,689 --> 01:33:17,773
Why do you repeat every time?

1458
01:33:20,985 --> 01:33:21,819
You fucking monsters,

1459
01:33:21,986 --> 01:33:22,987
why are you here on earth?

1460
01:33:24,655 --> 01:33:25,907
What a stupid question!

1461
01:33:26,157 --> 01:33:27,116
To destroy the earth,

1462
01:33:27,283 --> 01:33:28,993
and most importantly...shopping!

1463
01:33:30,494 --> 01:33:31,871
What a bastard! Let
me kill you first.

1464
01:33:36,792 --> 01:33:38,419
Invading the earth
just for shopping?

1465
01:33:38,878 --> 01:33:39,587
You big evil!

1466
01:33:39,754 --> 01:33:41,172
Let me tear off your ears!

1467
01:33:44,050 --> 01:33:45,217
Oh why are you here?

1468
01:33:45,468 --> 01:33:47,136
I make an appearance
to support you!

1469
01:33:48,763 --> 01:33:50,514
Why do you wear a wig?

1470
01:33:51,349 --> 01:33:52,433
I've actually been wearing
it all this time.

1471
01:33:52,600 --> 01:33:53,893
What the fuck! You lie to me?

1472
01:33:54,185 --> 01:33:55,061
Get lost!

1473
01:33:55,227 --> 01:33:56,270
Superman Ozawa takes a move,

1474
01:33:56,437 --> 01:33:59,065
and throws Monster
Hatoyama so far...

1475
01:34:00,149 --> 01:34:03,277
You are not human either, why
you don't let us destroy?

1476
01:34:11,786 --> 01:34:13,037
The monsters start
to pounce on and...

1477
01:34:13,204 --> 01:34:14,205
gang bully Superman Ozawa

1478
01:34:14,372 --> 01:34:15,498
and attack Superman Ozawa.

1479
01:34:15,665 --> 01:34:17,166
Oh no,

1480
01:34:17,333 --> 01:34:19,377
they are actually molesting him.

1481
01:34:19,543 --> 01:34:20,878
These monsters are
real perverts,

1482
01:34:21,045 --> 01:34:22,880
surfing their hands
on Superman Ozawa.

1483
01:34:23,047 --> 01:34:27,343
Look, they are
touching his nipples!

1484
01:34:27,510 --> 01:34:29,387
Wow, now's his balls!

1485
01:34:30,471 --> 01:34:31,889
Fuck you all, my mask!

1486
01:34:32,056 --> 01:34:32,932
Take my beam...

1487
01:34:33,099 --> 01:34:37,061
Beam! Beam! Beam!

1488
01:34:38,104 --> 01:34:39,438
Superman Ozawa, let me ask you,

1489
01:34:39,689 --> 01:34:42,441
what's so great about the Earth
that you want to protect?

1490
01:34:42,608 --> 01:34:43,401
I don't know!

1491
01:34:43,567 --> 01:34:45,319
I'm a Superman, protecting
the Earth is my job!

1492
01:34:45,778 --> 01:34:48,239
Don't chitchat
anymore, kill him now!

1493
01:34:48,406 --> 01:34:49,240
Oh fuck!

1494
01:34:49,407 --> 01:34:51,909
Superman Ozawa, you have
fucked up our Earth!

1495
01:34:52,076 --> 01:34:53,077
Ah! You fucking bastard!
I'm fed up with you!

1496
01:34:53,244 --> 01:34:55,830
All you do is talk, why don't
you come down and fight?

1497
01:34:56,205 --> 01:34:58,499
You motherfucker!
Just staying up high!

1498
01:34:58,749 --> 01:35:00,042
Fuck you!

1499
01:35:00,209 --> 01:35:01,419
Why are you saying?

1500
01:35:01,585 --> 01:35:03,004
Wait a minute, actually
"fuck" will do!

1501
01:36:58,536 --> 01:37:01,122
The real key to conquer women...

1502
01:37:01,288 --> 01:37:03,249
is actually romance and care,

1503
01:37:03,541 --> 01:37:05,459
and the real G-spot...

1504
01:37:05,626 --> 01:37:06,836
is a woman's heart,

1505
01:37:07,002 --> 01:37:08,754
not down there.

1506
01:37:09,004 --> 01:37:11,882
Superman Ozawa, you've
got my total respect!

1507
01:38:06,187 --> 01:38:09,690
Mario's AV has not only
got out of the Earth,

1508
01:38:09,899 --> 01:38:11,775
it has reached the
end of the Universe,

1509
01:38:12,359 --> 01:38:15,946
he also expressed the human's
will of living in harmony...

1510
01:38:16,780 --> 01:38:20,326
or even reproduce with aliens.

1511
01:38:20,826 --> 01:38:25,206
This is one level
higher than Naoki's.

1512
01:38:25,831 --> 01:38:28,626
Monsters will no longer
pose threat to human,

1513
01:38:28,792 --> 01:38:31,795
the more they come,
the more we fuck.

1514
01:38:32,880 --> 01:38:34,757
Mario's AV...

1515
01:38:35,466 --> 01:38:38,969
has driven out our fear for
monsters in all these years.

1516
01:38:39,637 --> 01:38:43,224
Here comes the
official sales record.

1517
01:38:43,390 --> 01:38:46,143
Mario Ozawa's AV is
ranked No.1 in sales.

1518
01:38:47,811 --> 01:38:49,813
It's a crushing defeat
for Naoki Nagasaki!

1519
01:38:59,823 --> 01:39:01,283
It's impossible!

1520
01:39:03,244 --> 01:39:04,662
It's impossible!

1521
01:39:05,287 --> 01:39:06,830
I officially declare that,

1522
01:39:07,665 --> 01:39:12,086
in this King of AV
Battle, the winner is...

1523
01:39:12,628 --> 01:39:15,089
Mario Ozawa!

1524
01:39:24,181 --> 01:39:27,518
Enough crying. Come down quick
and kneel down before me!

1525
01:39:46,870 --> 01:39:49,290
Kneel down please!

1526
01:39:57,631 --> 01:40:00,050
Get down now!

1527
01:40:11,437 --> 01:40:14,273
Suck it!

1528
01:40:47,723 --> 01:40:48,974
Aren't you serious?

1529
01:40:49,224 --> 01:40:50,726
That's it?

1530
01:40:52,394 --> 01:40:53,604
What?

1531
01:40:53,771 --> 01:40:54,980
It's just for a TV programme,

1532
01:40:55,147 --> 01:40:56,273
why are you so serious?

1533
01:40:56,440 --> 01:40:57,816
Such an idiot!

1534
01:40:58,400 --> 01:40:59,860
Wow, you fucking liar!

1535
01:41:03,781 --> 01:41:06,950
The humiliation I've
suffered today,

1536
01:41:08,494 --> 01:41:10,621
you will have to pay me back
in a 100 times in the future!

1537
01:41:15,626 --> 01:41:16,710
Of course!

1538
01:41:16,877 --> 01:41:17,336
Ah! We won!

1539
01:41:17,503 --> 01:41:19,004
We won!

1540
01:41:19,963 --> 01:41:21,006
Are you happy now?

1541
01:41:21,715 --> 01:41:22,800
By the way...

1542
01:41:23,133 --> 01:41:25,135
have you ever watched my
AVs and touched yourself?

1543
01:41:25,928 --> 01:41:28,138
No, of course not!

1544
01:41:28,639 --> 01:41:29,973
Why you seem so nervous?

1545
01:41:30,432 --> 01:41:32,226
Hell no, I don't!

1546
01:41:33,143 --> 01:41:34,645
Are you a woman?

1547
01:41:43,987 --> 01:41:44,988
Hello!

1548
01:41:45,197 --> 01:41:48,659
Mario Ozawa!

1549
01:41:50,828 --> 01:41:52,454
Here, one each,

1550
01:41:52,621 --> 01:41:53,414
they have all been signed!

1551
01:41:53,580 --> 01:41:54,415
Thank you!

1552
01:41:54,581 --> 01:41:55,624
From now on,

1553
01:41:55,791 --> 01:41:57,793
we only sell originals here!

1554
01:41:59,837 --> 01:42:02,047
I was going to shut this
shop down this month,

1555
01:42:02,256 --> 01:42:04,091
thanks to this idiot,
he is taking over.

1556
01:42:04,425 --> 01:42:05,843
That's called being persistent.

1557
01:42:06,260 --> 01:42:07,469
Someone said to me once,

1558
01:42:07,636 --> 01:42:09,012
we Hong Kongers,

1559
01:42:09,179 --> 01:42:10,848
no matter how hard
is the circumstance,

1560
01:42:11,014 --> 01:42:12,391
we have to be HARDER!

1561
01:42:12,558 --> 01:42:14,017
HARDER!

1562
01:42:14,184 --> 01:42:15,519
If we keep being tough and hard,

1563
01:42:16,019 --> 01:42:18,021
no one can beat us!

1564
01:42:23,360 --> 01:42:27,656
My love... My love... My love...

1565
01:42:30,367 --> 01:42:31,535
My...

1566
01:42:31,702 --> 01:42:34,329
Now you are an
"impressionism AV Actor"!

1567
01:42:35,330 --> 01:42:36,540
Too much hand movements...

1568
01:42:36,874 --> 01:42:37,833
What are your hands doing?

1569
01:42:38,000 --> 01:42:39,877
Just can't stand it...
Can't stand it...

1570
01:42:40,043 --> 01:42:42,754
Chotto Ma Te Yo Love...

1571
01:42:54,266 --> 01:42:55,601
Had he shot,

1572
01:42:55,809 --> 01:42:58,061
a rubber band would be
added on his wrist.

1573
01:42:58,353 --> 01:43:00,856
Since he hasn't shot yet,
he doesn't have any now.

1574
01:43:05,652 --> 01:43:09,490
Hello, I'm a fortune
teller from China,

1575
01:43:09,656 --> 01:43:11,658
nicknamed "Get-It-All-Wrong"
fortune teller.

1576
01:43:11,825 --> 01:43:14,578
My real name is Chan Ho-Sun,
you can call me Peter.

1577
01:43:15,120 --> 01:43:16,288
Mr. Peter

1578
01:43:16,538 --> 01:43:17,748
ain't I handsome?

1579
01:43:17,956 --> 01:43:21,251
Mr. Ozawa, please
punish me physically!

1580
01:43:23,754 --> 01:43:24,630
Wow!

1581
01:43:25,797 --> 01:43:27,299
What is this?

1582
01:43:27,966 --> 01:43:28,926
What is happening?

1583
01:43:29,092 --> 01:43:30,260
Your daughter is so fucked up!

1584
01:43:30,427 --> 01:43:32,596
Grabbing my hand to squeeze her
boob, she's crossed the line!

1585
01:43:34,473 --> 01:43:37,017
She's crossed the line?
What about me?

1586
01:43:37,184 --> 01:43:39,436
Wow! What do you want? Wow!

1587
01:43:48,820 --> 01:43:50,572
Thank you!

1588
01:43:59,289 --> 01:44:01,917
Thank you everyone!

1589
01:44:04,795 --> 01:44:06,380
Thank you.

1590
01:44:06,588 --> 01:44:09,675
Wow, so thick!