一人字幕组出品 ( sirens wailing )
快上 Go!
快，快，快 Move! Move! Move!
动作 Move it!
大楼右边 Right side of the building.
上，上 Go! Go!
各位先生女士 Ladies and gentlemen,
我们获得逮捕的命令 we're on contain and capture protocol!
嫌犯在另一边 Our fugitives are on site!
刚总统打电话来 The President called.
他想知道最新消息 - 他很生气吗？ He wants an update. Is he upset?
你刚弄丢价值三十亿美金的武器 You lost track of a $3 billion weapon.
我确定他很震惊 I'm sure he's thrilled.
后退一点，博士 Stay back, Doctor.
先让我跟他们讲道理，将军，我可以用说的 Let me reason with them, General. I can get them to talk.
已经过了和谈的机会 We're past the time for a friendly chat.
如我担心的，世界上最危险的犯罪份子 As far as I'm concerned, the most dangerous criminals in the world
就在后面 are right down there!
出来投降 Give yourselves up!
你们偷了 You've stolen property
美国政府的财产 of the United States government.
出现面对 Come out peacefully
告诉我们想知道的消息 and tell us everything we want to know,
否则将以叛国罪关起来 or you will be locked up and tried for treason!
而且你们绝对不能参加返校舞会 And there is no way you are going to homecoming!
但，爸 But, Dad!
不准说话，小女孩 Not another word, young lady.
我要你们进去这台防弹悍马车 I want you to get into this bulletproof Humvee
仔细反省你们做的好事 this minute. And I want you to think about what you have done!
别浪费汗水在小事上 Don't sweat the little things, guys
电影名称：我的完美男孩 注意重要的事情 Keep your eye on the bigger things, guys
如果你靠近点看 If you look a little closer
你会看得更清楚 You're gonna get a better picture
如跟我可以一起欢笑 You and I would make too fun life
让夜晚发狂 Rockets in the night
将头上下甩 Keep your head up, keep the down
全部甩开，做你自己 Throw it all in,make your own ground
如果你要恶作剧，弄大一点 And if you're gonna make a mess, make it loud
如果你要表达立场，站出来 And if you're gonna take a stand, stand out
人生就是游戏，我们要大玩特玩 Life is our game, we can go play
好好地玩，不要害怕 Shake a don't be afraid
如果你要恶作剧，弄大一点 And if you're gonna make a mess, make it loud
如果你要表达立场，站出来 And if you're gonna take a stand, stand out
站出来，喔，喔 Stand out, oh, oh
站出来 Stand out
两天前
我们写完了 We're done.
只花十分钟？ In ten minutes?
事实上是九分钟 Nine, actually.
我欣赏你的自信，嘉比 I appreciate your confidence, Gabby,
但你才二年级，而这是高等微积分课程 but you're sophomores and this is senior calculus.
你跟梅回去再检查看看 Why don't you and Mae check your work?
好了，检查完了 Yep, still done.
嘉比与嘉比的菜鸟，降低大家的成绩 Gabby and Gabby junior, wrecking the curve.
跟平常一样 As usual.
蠢蛋 Dorks.
哈哈哈 ( laughing )
夏皮罗老师，可以给我们离开证明了吗？ Mrs. Shapiro, may we have hall passes?
梅要去家教，我则要主持餐厅 Mae is tutoring, and I'm heading up a meeting about
健康食谱的会议 healthier choices on the cafeteria menu.
为了改善环境，实在没时间浪费 There's no time to waste when there's so much to improve around here.
感谢 - 大家叫我们蠢蛋 Thanks. They called us dorks.
不对，他们说的是叉匙 No, no, no, they said sporks.
世界上最多功能的餐具 It's the world's most versatile utensil.
所以，3/4 pi 的正切是... So, the tangent of three pi over four is...
嗯，这是第二象限，所以... Well, it's in quadrant two, so...
我永远都搞不懂 I'll never get it.
嘿，你是四分卫，对吧？ Hey, you play quarterback, right?
闭上眼睛 Close your eyes.
拜托，相信我 Come on, just trust me.
想像一下足球场上 So picture the football field
有一个大圆 as a circle on the graph.
近端锋的位置就是零... The tight end is lined up at zero...
在那个圆的半径上 on the path of the circle.
防卫球员就在pi/4 位置 Strong safety is at pi over four...
而自由防卫球员在... the free safety is...
呃，3/4 pi Uh, three pi over four.
而当X是负数的时候... And with X being negative...
所以答案就是 - 1 the answer is negative one.
宾果 Bingo.
我知道了，哇，这...很酷 I got it! Wow, that... that is so cool.
我不知道你喜欢足球 I didn't know you liked football.
我其实不喜欢... I don't really...
但...你喜欢 but... you do.
你其他方面也擅长吗？我是说，社交上的 What's your deal? I mean, social-life wise?
你要参加返校舞会吗？ Are you going to homecoming?
喔 Oh.
在这周末吗？ Is that this weekend?
这是一年中最重要的周末 It's the biggest weekend of the year.
你会去参加舞会吧？ You're going to the dance, right?
我不知道 I don't know.
嘉比跟我喜欢随机应变 Gabby and I like to play it by ear.
我们跟我们的朋友 Us and all of our friends,
我们这团，这小组都是这样 our crew, our posse.
嗯，那你应该参加 Well, you should go.
要不然你不知道你错过什么 You never know what you'll miss.
你相信吗？ - 嗯 Can you believe it? Yeah.
我知道这听起来很疯狂 I know this is gonna sound crazy.
我觉得杰登喜欢我 I feel like Jaden likes me.
他需要你... He needs you...
解决他的数学问题 to do his problem sets.
我跟杰登，不可能，对吧 Me and Jaden, impossible, right?
但我们今天提到 But we had this moment today,
他本来要邀我参加返校舞会 and it's like, he was gonna ask me to homecoming.
梅，你有听过一个故事 Mae, have you ever heard the story
女生遇见男生 of a girl who met a boy
一起改变世界？ and changed the world?
没有，因为从来就没发生过 No, because there isn't one.
听着，谁在乎这里的学生都不喜欢我们 Look, who cares that people here don't like us
或是我们没被邀请参加蠢舞会 or if we don't get invited to silly dances?
我们很有智慧 We have the brains.
我们是最佳团队 We're an amazing team,
然后有一天，我们会让他们大吃一惊 and someday, we're gonna blow them all away.
但我们得先专心 But we need to focus.
男生只会造成分心 Boys are a distraction.
你说的对 You're right.
你永远都是对的 You're always right. ( bell ringing )
投内薇舞会王后一票， Nevaeh for homecoming queen, obviously.
投内薇舞会王后一票，谢谢 aeh for homecoming queen. Thanks.
都修好了，法兰恩校长 All fixed, Principal Fragner.
之后你看影片时就不会当机 It won't crash when you load videos
现在比之前快十倍 and it should run ten times faster now.
喔，谢谢，嘉比 Well, thanks, Gabby.
现在我可以好好学习线上探戈课程 Now I can catch up on my online tango lessons.
好吧 Okay.
喔 Oh!
喔，怎么了？ Oh, what's wrong?
杰登传简讯给我 Jaden texted.
我跟你说过忘了他 I told you to forget about him.
他传简讯给我，突如其然 He texted me. Unprovoked.
“练席结束后找我”，席打错字了欸 "Meet me after practise." With an S.
“我得问你很重要的问题” "Have to ask letter U an important question."
“到时后见”，后打错了 "C U Lader." With a D.
哇，就算是自动校正软件也没办法帮助他 Wow. Even auto-correct can't help this kid.
嗯，我是说，一定是问舞会的事 Well, I mean, it must be about the dance.
哪有什么比这还重要的？ What else would be important?
梅 Mae.
杰登史塔不会邀你参加舞会 Jaden Stark is not gonna ask you to homecoming.
“到时候见” "See you there."
改成“建” T-H-E-I-R.
恶，不会吧 Ugh. You didn't.
我要过去 I'm going.
如凯萨大帝说的 (这边指的是莎士比亚的戏剧) To quote Julius Caesar,
“懦夫死一千次” (原文为“懦夫死一千次，英雄只死一次”，意思是越怕死越容易死) "Cowards die a thousand deaths."
你知道凯萨大帝被刺杀死的对吧？ You know Caesar got stabbed, right?
当然知道 Hmm.
谢谢，内薇 Thanks, Nevaeh.
只需要一个单字解释，各位！ 专注！ It's all about one word, men! Focus!
信心，防御 Heart! Defense!
强韧 Tenacity!
你好 Hi.
恶，这太不明智了 Uh, this is so ill-advised.
好吧，杰登来的时候 Okay, now when Jaden comes over here,
表现自然一点 act normal.
不要说任何太聪明的事 Don't say anything smart.
就这样 - 喔喔 Okay. Uh-oh.
我想我不是你最大的问题 I don't think I'm your problem.
为什么内薇冲着我们过来？ Why is Nevaeh coming over here?
他又不认识我 She doesn't even know who I am.
你好(法文)，小姐们 Bon jour, ladies.
你们怎么会过来？ What brings you here?
杰登邀我们过来 Jaden invited us.
梅，你跟杰登 Mae, you and Jaden
根本不是在同一个圈子的吧 aren't even on the same social radar.
你看，这就是社交圈 See, here's the social radar
这里呢，是西伯利亚 and over here is Siberia,
更上面...就是... and over there, that's--
就是你 That's you.
哈哈哈 ( laughter )
为什么大家都喜欢你？ Why do people even like you?
哼，我又不是想要 Well, I'm not the one trying to
抢走别人舞伴的人 steal someone's homecoming date.
梅认为杰登要邀请她参加舞会 Mae thinks Jaden is asking her.
但杰登跟我已经开始约会 But Jaden and I have been dating for like,
十七天整了吧 17 whole days.
大家都知道这件事，很明显 And everyone knows it except, apparently,
只有学校资优生不知道 the school geniuses.
我从来...我从来没说过那句话 I never-- I never said that.
我知道你想说什么，想做什么，小可爱 I know what you saids and dids, pumpkin.
我知道你一厢情愿 And I know a crush when I see one.
所以滚远一点 So back off.
嘿，这是怎么回事？ Hey, what's going on?
喔，只是聊女生的闲话 Oh, silly girl talk.
嘿，杰登，嗯 Hey, Jaden, um,
你要邀请我参加舞会，对吧？ you're asking me to the dance, right?
对 Yeah.
哈哈哈 ( laughter )
我就知道 I knew it.
但王国里总有些无聊的 But there have been some nasty rumors
传言 in the kingdom.
哈哈哈 ( laughter )
梅，我想问你的是... Mae, what I wanted to ask you was...
我们明天可以复习二次函数吗？ can we go over quadratic functions tomorrow?
你知道，我毫无头绪 You know me, I'm clueless.
是啊，我们看的出来 Yes, we can see that.
抱歉戳破你的幻想 Sorry to burst your bubble.
表情符号哭哭 Sad face emoji.
再见(法文) Au revoir.
我们走吧，梅 Let's go, Mae.
跟你说过这主意很糟 Told you this was a bad idea.
嘿，内薇 Hey, Nevaeh!
我的幻想才没被戳破 My bubble is totally un-burst
因为我早就有男朋友了 because I already have a boyfriend!
梅，你在做什么？ Mae, what are you doing?
没错，我的男友 See, my boyfriend,
超帅 so cute.
超级型男 Total hot burger.
他叫做... And his name is...
艾伯特 - 艾伯特 Albert. Albert!
喔 - 没错，就是这样 Oh. Yeah, that's right.
他精通五种运动，高智商 He's varsity in five sports, genius IQ.
而且他还关心濒临绝种动物 And he volunteers with endangered animals.
濒临绝种动物的小孤儿 Orphan endangered animals.
那，我什么时候才能见到... So when can we meet this...
艾伯特？ Albert?
喔，嗯，我想，问题是... Oh, well, see, the thing is...
他住在阿拉斯加 he lives in Alaska.
在阿拉斯加的小角落吗？ Right around the corner in Alaska?
真有那么一瞬间 For a second there,
我还以为你会发明个 I thought you were gonna pick some
什么没听过的地方遮掩 super remote place to cover up the fact
他根本不存在的事实 that he doesn't exist.
哈，走吧，女孩们 Huh! Come on, ladies.
你刚害了我们什么？ What did you just get us into?
男朋友呢？哈哈哈 ( indistinct chatter ) ( laughter )
嘿，梅，我等不及见你的新男友了 Hey, Mae! Can't wait to meet your new boyfriend!
我不知道为什么要这么做 I don't know why I did that.
暂时发疯吧 Temporary insanity.
你们好哇，小姐们 Ahoy, ladies.
需要载你们一程吗？ Need a ride?
呃，梅，你哥买了台计程车欸 Uh, Mae, your brother bought a cab.
巴特，你买了计程车？ Bart, you bought a cab?
不，这是经典款 No, it's a classic car.
你喜欢吗？嘉比？ You like it, Gabby?
当然 Absolutely!
我爷爷也有一台一样的... My grandpa used to have a car exactly like this...
他开计程车的时候 when he drove a cab.
我用很划算的价格买到 I got a great deal on it.
而你们有这个权利被我载 And you guys only get the privilege to get a ride
是因为高年级生为了舞会 because the seniors got out early
提早下课 because of homecoming. ( phone chimes )
喔，梅，恭喜你获得内薇巴恩斯的青睐 Oh, Mae, congrats on getting owned by Nevaeh Barnes.
没错，这传遍学校网站了 Yeah, it is all over our school's website.
我从来没做过这么可悲的事 And even I have never done anything that pathetic.
真的吗？要不要说说那次 Really? How about that time you cried
你的魔兽阿凡达死去，你痛哭的故事？ when your Wizardcraft avatar died?
请勿对殒落的英雄不尊敬 Do not disrespect a fallen hero.
卡夫达用魔法拯救过几万个人 Kravtar saved thousands with his magic.
载我们回家吧，巴特 Just drive us home, Bart.
价格一样吗？ Do we all ride for the same price?
喔 Oh.
我现在想在家上学会不会太迟了 I wonder if it's too late to be home-schooled.
假男朋友？ A fake boyfriend?
我们要去哪生一个？ How are we going to pull that one off?
嗯，我可没在网路上创造一个假的男孩 Well, I'm not gonna create an online profile for some pretend boy.
这样很诡异且无聊 - 同意 That's just creepy and lame. Agreed.
我想我只能说实话 Guess I'll just have to come clean.
然后永远被内薇跟她的跟班们嘲笑到死 And be taunted for all eternity by Nevaeh and her minions.
为什么杰登要跟她交往 Why is Jaden even with her?
我以为他不一样 I thought he was different.
这就是我一直跟你说的 That's what I've been trying to tell you.
高中男生就跟旧的智慧型手机一样 High school boys are like old smart phones.
又大又慢 They're buggy, they think too slowly.
而且你最需要的时候就会当机 And they crash when you need them most.
我们也许可以发明一个新的？ Why don't we invent a better one?
什么？ What?
我们可以替你打造一个男友 What if we make you a boyfriend?
一个可以互动的虚拟男孩 An interactive, virtual boy.
史上最棒的男孩 Like the best one ever.
那要怎么做？ And we do that how?
我暑假在电玩公司待过 I spent the summer at coder camp.
你爸设计了世界上最棒的电玩游戏 And your dad designs the coolest video game characters in the world.
他的软件可以拿来用 His software must be off the chain.
嗯，是这样没错 Well, yeah.
但这很冒险 And totally off limits.
我是说，他的办公室像银行金库密不透风 I mean, his office is locked up like a bank vault.
我们不需要进去 We don't need to get inside.
我们只要进入他的资料库 We could just surf in on bits of data.
你是说骇进去我爸的安全网路 So you want to hack into my dad's secure network
制造出高科技男友？ and build me some high-def boyfriend?
这太疯狂了 That's insane.
我知道，但总比让奈薇嘲笑好吧 I know, but it's better than letting Nevaeh win.
那你要在我家过夜 You better sleep over.
我传简讯给我妈 Let me text my mom.
好，可以了 - 好，那我们绝对不能被抓到 Okay, I can. Okay, but we cannot get caught.
因为我爸对他的工作超保密 My dad is super secretive about his work.
那有什么了不起 What's the big deal?
只是个电玩公司，又不是国防部 It's a video-game company, not the Department of Defense.
国防部秘密研究室
欢迎来到我的小实验室，将军 Welcome to my humble lab, General.
不用多礼，博士，我来看看汤姆大叔(美国)花钱叫你做什么 All right, doctor, time to see what Uncle Sam's been paying you for.
喔，请跟我来 Oh, just follow me.
你们可以搭电梯，然后...好吧 You can take the elevator. And you can-- Okay.
将军，这里是X-17的发源地 Gentlemen, I give you the future birthplace of the X-17.
世界上第一个隐蔽式机器人大兵 The world's first covert robotic operative.
这是很了不起的成就... It's an impressive achievement...
理论上 in theory.
你准备好进行制造阶段了吗？ Are you prepared to move to the fabrication stage?
你可以向总统报告 You get the go-ahead from the President,
我就会创造历史 and I'll make history.
我会考虑 - 谢谢你，将军 Consider it done. Thank you, sir.
杰克丝 Jenks!
我们做到了，各位 We did it, guys!
唉，你爸的网路系统有二十层加密 Ugh, your dad's network has like 20 layers of encryptions.
我们家连微波炉都用密码保护 Even our microwave is password protected.
保全开启 COMPUTER: Door secure.
我们不能放弃 We can't quit.
只要有这个软件，就可以创造艾伯特 With this software, Albert could be totally virtual.
他可以传简讯，打电话，上网聊天 He could text, call, and video chat,
完全自动化，而且比3D还好 all on his own. He'll be better than 3D.
而且会三倍帅气 He'll be 3D-licious.
嗯嗯 Mmm.
进去了 We're in!
欢迎来到卓越电玩公司 COMPUTER: Welcome to Superior Gaming Incorporated
就是这里 This is it.
开始创造原型 COMPUTER: Begin prototype creation.
输入效忠地区 Enter geopolitical allegiance.
我不知道欸，葛来分多吗？ I don't know. Griffindor?
美国 America.
本案的基地为何？ COMPUTER: What is the project home base?
高中 The high school.
本案的指挥官是谁？ COMPUTER: Who is the project commander?
当然是你罗 You. Duh.
设定角色能力水准 COMPUTER: Set character capability levels.
我一直说要玩就要玩大一点 Go big or go home, I always say.
嘉比，这是有人对我做过 Gabs, this is the sweetest thing
最贴心的事了 that anyone has ever done for me.
嘿，也许我们只是小圈圈 Hey, our circle may be small,
但成员还是可以享有特权 but membership does have its privileges.
告诉我你的理想男性特质 Now tell me your ideal male human.
不要杰登，想更好的 And do not say Jaden. Aim higher.
嗯，他要长的高，棕色头发 Well, he'd be tall with brown hair.
不要我要金发蓝眼睛 No, blonde with blue eyes.
收到 Meow-zers.
虽然他很帅，但他自己不知道 And even though he's super cute, he doesn't know it.
这样让他看起来更可爱 TOGETHER: Which makes him even cuter.
这太棒了 This is amazing.
可以输入资料成为虚拟影像的DNA It's taking our data and turning it into virtual DNA.
他要很有礼貌，就跟加拿大人一样 He would be super polite, like almost Canadian.
他要敏锐并且勇敢 He would be sensitive and brave.
只要看我一眼 And with just one look,
就知道我的感觉 he would know exactly how I feel.
喔，还有他要强壮 Oh, and he should be strong
但不是无脑 without being a meathead.
还有诚实 And honest.
我不用一直猜他到底在想什么 I wouldn't have to guess what he's thinking all the time.
他就会跟我说 He would just tell me.
真令人兴奋 Mind-blowing.
我希望他能注意到小细节 I want him to notice the little things.
还有比他的年龄还聪明 And be wise beyond his years.
跟他一起参加返校舞会不会像跟其他 Going to homecoming with him wouldn't be awkward or scary
男生一样尴尬或是恐慌 like it would be with other boys.
当他牵着我的手走进舞池 And when he walks into the dance holding my hand,
一切都很完美 it's just perfect,
像是走进洒满玫瑰花瓣的路上 like strolling down a rose-petaled path
在巴黎的月光下闪闪发光 in the sparkling moonlight in Paris.
哇，你还想的真仔细 Wow. You've really thought about this.
然后大家都会看着我们 And everyone will be watching.
但我只会感觉只有我们两个人存在 But it'll feel like we're the only two people on earth.
当他亲我... And when we kiss...
一定是最棒的亲吻 it'll be the perfect kiss.
那瞬间会成为我的永恒回忆 And the moment will burn in my memory forever,
像是脑海中的刺青 like a magical brain tattoo.
喔，哇 Oh, wow.
我是不是太强啦 Am I good or what?
你好，梅 Hello, Mae.
进行制作程序 COMPUTER: Begin fabrication sequence.
喔，真疯狂 Oh, that was crazy.
梅？ Mae?
你还好吗？ Are you okay?
我看的到他 I can still see him.
他是这么...完美 He was so-- perfect.
你闻到烧焦味了吗？我想我们可能烧毁电路了 Do you smell smoke? I think we might have fried some circuits.
你可以再说一次 You can say that again.
来吧 Come on.
这是我们造成的吗？ Did we do this?
除非电脑自己会煮东西 Unless they make computers in extra crispy Cajun-style,
我得说是我们干的 I'd say yes.
待在这 Wait here.
抓到你了 Busted.
哈 Huh.
巴特 Bart.
我以为你睡着了 I thought you were asleep.
没有，正义从不睡觉 No, justice never sleeps.
我现在是家里唯一的男人， I'm the man of the house right now.
护城大将 The keeper of the realm.
擅自进入我爸的办公室 And trespassing in my dad's office
是严重犯规 is a major offense.
嗯，我很欣赏你这么慎重 Well, I'd appreciate your discretion.
然而，没这么容易进去 Well, it's-- It will not come cheap.
听起来怪怪的，你打什么主意？ That sounds kind of creepy. What do you have in mind?
你跟我一起参加返校舞会 Homecoming, you and me.
绝不可能 - 拜托，你要开放一点 Unthinkable. Come on, just expand your mind.
我不相信什么学校举办的浪漫活动 I do not believe in school-sponsored romantic events.
这只是为了卖胸花而已 It's a front for the corsage industry.
我在网路上读过 I read about it online.
很不幸地，我爸的车开进来了 That's unfortunate because that's my dad's car pulling in.
怎么回事？ What's going on?
好吧，替我们挡一下 Fine! Cover for us.
什么？好吧？到底要不要参加啊？ What? Like, okay? Like fine, are we going?
制造程序完成 COMPUTER: Fabrication sequence complete.
汪汪汪 ( dog barking )
欢迎回家，老爸 Welcome home, Pops!
我最爱的榜样如何啊？ How's my favorite role model?
你想要多少零用钱？巴特？ How much do you want, Bart? Huh?
好吧，20元，够了吗？ Okay, 20 bucks, is that enough?
爸，你太多疑了 Dad, you're so cynical.
也许我只想要恭喜你 Maybe I just want to celebrate you.
过了十六年，你才突然变这样？不行，我有工作要做 After 16 years, you're starting now? No, I have work to do--
不，不，工作可以等 No, no, work can wait.
妈不在家 Mom is out of town.
她不在？ - 对啊 She is? Yeah.
这表示一切都是你的 That means it's you time.
你知道，你可以放松一点 You know, why don't you chillaxify.
看看电视 Vegetize.
是有东西烧焦了吗？ Is something burning?
要喝甘菊茶吗？ Spot of chamomile tea?
喔 Oh.
我们要不要到这里来 Why don't we come on over here?
可以坐在你最爱的躺椅上 We'll settle into your lucky thinking chair.
巴特 Bart.
喔喔 -喔 Ooh. Oh.
还可以播放你最爱的轻柔爵士乐 We'll even throw on some of that smooth jazz you love.
喔，我喜欢轻柔爵士乐 Oh, I love the smooth jazz, yes.
就像这样 There you go.
你现在觉得如何？ How do you feel now?
非常舒服，但还是很可疑... Comfortable. Suspicious but...
...舒适 ...comfortable.
好吧 Okay.
好，发生什么大事了？ All right, what's the big emergency?
喔，喔 Ho-oh!
不要说出去 Keep your cookies in the jar.
我们不能让内薇打败我们 We cannot let Nevaeh get the best of us,
所以我骇进你爸的电脑 so I hacked into your dad's computer
替梅设计一个男朋友 and designed Mae a boy.
不只是普通男友 Not just any boy.
是最棒的男朋友 The best boy ever.
够了，我得去跟爸说 Okay, I'm gonna go throw up.
你们自己保重 Good luck with this, ladies.
等等，等等，所以我们的约定不算吗？ Wait, wait, wait! So I guess our deal is off?
等等，什么约定？ Wait, what deal?
这是非常私人且秘密的约定 A very personal and private deal
所以不干你的事 which is none of your concern.
好吧，我跟你说我替你挡一下的时候 Okay, when I told you I would cover for you,
我可没说包括这部分 I didn't mean all this!
喔，好吧 Oh, fine!
明天你们去学校 Just go to school tomorrow.
我早上都没课 I have a free period in the morning,
我有时间处理 I'll handle this.
你认为你有办法处理吗？ And you really think you can fix all this?
简单，小聪明 Easy, hotshot.
你不是唯一知道怎么处理主机板的人 You're not the only one who knows your way around a motherboard.
嗨，爸，再见，爸 Hi, Dad. Bye, Dad.
再见，哈利伯父 See you, Dr. Hartley.
麦可非将军 General McFee.
我已经打给你几个钟头了 I've been trying you for hours.
你最好赶快到实验室来 You better get yourself down to the lab, now!
发生了意外 There's been an incident.
我...我...当然， I-- I-- of course, yes.
我这就去 I-- I'm on my way.
喔，梅！ Oh, Mae!
真是惊喜啊 (法文) Quelle surprise.
我们要迟到了 We're late for class.
你的新男友刚加我为好友 Your new boyfriend just added me.
还真是帅啊 Talk about Gorgie McGorgeous.
什么？ BOTH: What?
谁创他的页面啊？ But who created this page?
我没有 I didn't.
他已经跟学校一半的人都加好友了 He's already connected to half the school!
艾伯特还真是红啊 Albert's gone viral.
喔，别假装这么惊讶 Oh, don't act so surprised.
承认吧 Admit it.
你创了一个假男友的页面 You created a fake boyfriend profile.
假男友档案，容许我这么说 A faux-beau-file, if you will.
不，我们没有 No, we didn't.
喔，是吗？ Oh, yeah?
证明给我看啊 Prove me wrong.
这是你吗？ Is that all you got?
我觉得你很帅 I think you're hot
嘿，嘿，嘿 Hey! Hey! Hey!
我觉得你很帅 I think you're hot
但你不是 But you're not
这是你吗？ Is that all you got?
呦，这是你吗？ Yo, is that all you got?
我觉得你很帅 I think you're hot
是他欸 It's him.
不可能吧 BOTH: It can't be.
是艾伯特 It's Albert.
你在这啊 There you are.
她在这啊 There she is.
你出现了欸 There you are.
我真不敢相信 I can't believe it.
艾伯特，不好意思 Albert, I'm sorry.
不是有意打扰 I don't mean to intrude,
但你怎么会出现在这？ but what are you doing here?
我爸调到首府这边了 My dad got transferred from D.C.
这是82号好友，内薇吧 If it isn't friend number 82, Nevaeh!
就是天堂倒过来拚 That's heaven spelled backwards.
没错 Yes.
你好 Hi.
嗯，我就直接问了吧 So, let me just get this straight.
你跟梅 You and Mae...
正在约会吗？ are dating?
不， No.
不只是约会 It's more than dating.
你们很清楚 You guys know how it is.
遇到你的命中注定 When you meet the one.
你真正注定要在一起的人 That one person you're really meant for.
就像是 It's like
你第一次认真活着 being alive for the first time.
这就是梅给我的感觉 That's how Mae makes me feel.
那好，欢迎来到麦可迈高中 Well, welcome to McMaster High.
希望你不要加入错误的团体 Make sure you don't fall in with the wrong crowd.
走吧，小姐们 Let's go, ladies.
好吧 All right.
谁要带我去注册办公室？ Now who would like to show me to the registrar's office?
喔，我愿意，我愿意 TOGETHER: Ooh! I will! I will!
到底怎么回事？ What just happened?
我不知道...还不知道 I don't know... yet!
我还不知道 I don't know yet.
来吧 Come on.
这得要花上几个月才能修好 This will take months to repair.
是谁搞坏的？ Who could have broken in?
门锁都是从内部被破坏 The locks were busted from the inside.
这代表不是外部侵入，是内部逃出 This wasn't a break-in, it was an escape.
有人入侵你的伺服器 Someone hacked into the servers
并且组装了第一个 X-17 and assembled the first X-17.
经过了五年的计划，真的成功了？ After 5 years of planning, and it actually worked?
喔，天啊 Oh, boy.
喔，天啊！ Oh, boy!
喔，耶 Oh, yeah!
我就是天才计划的主持人 Who's the man with the genius plan?
创造了客制化的机器人 Making an android on demand!
喔，天啊 Oh, boy.
你刚刚听到我说的话吗？博士 Did you hear what I said, doctor?
我们遭到入侵，我们的防护系统被破坏 We were hacked. Our security has been breached.
原型机消失了 The prototype is at large.
这是国家级的大事 This is a national emergency!
我说的够清楚了吗？ Do I make myself clear?
喔，天啊 Oh, boy.
我不把它当作是滑雪板 I don't think of it as snowboarding.
我把它当作是与雪山之间 I think of it as forging a mystical connection
的神秘连接 to the mountain.
而我进入让我灵魂飞舞的地方 Entering that place where your soul flies.
这种感觉，因纽特人称呼为Kuvia Sung Nerk (阿拉斯加的原住民) It's the sensation the Inuit people call Kuvia Sung Nerk.
他到底从哪来的？ Where did he come from?
我们得搞清楚 We have to figure this out.
啊哼 Uh-huh.
不好意思，但艾拉跟我一定得跟你说 I'm sorry, but, Ella and I just have to tell you.
艾伯特很成熟 Albert is so evolved.
他很贴心，但也很大男孩 He's sweet, but he's a boy-boy, too.
他感情上非常敏锐 He is emotionally ambidextrous.
梅妮，不只是这样 Marnie, it is so much more than that.
艾伯特就像... Albert is like,
啊啊啊啊，你知道吗？ uhhhnn, you know?
嗯，我知道你的意思 Hmm, I know what you mean.
正常人不会凭空出现 People don't just appear one day out of thin air.
小姐，我可以护送你去上课吗？ Ladies, may I escort you to class?
嘿，两位，等我 Hey, guys, wait up.
这是很常见的错... It's an honest mis--
这张一点用也没有 These are useless.
一定有人看到才对 Someone must have seen something!
X-17 本来就是设计成 The X-17 is designed to infiltrate
不会被发现的，将军 its surroundings without detection, sir.
是吗？ Yeah?
那好，也许你设计得太好了 Well, maybe you designed it too well.
现在他可能在任何地方 It could be anywhere.
或是变成任何人 Or anyone.
杰克丝 Jenks!
跟我说你找到目击证人 Tell me you have a witness.
并非完全没有，将军 Nothing solid, sir.
昨天晚上一位女士遛狗 Just a lady walking her dog last night.
她说什么吗？ - 有 Did she give a description? Yes.
女士说他“超级帅， She said he was "super cute candy sugar in my eye holes
而且身材一级棒”将军 and the honorary mayor of Hunky Town," sir.
你让我越高，越高，向上，宝贝 You take me higher and higher and higher, baby
你坐在我旁边，我几乎无法呼吸 When you sit next to me, I, I can barely breathe
越高，越高，向上，宝贝 Higher and higher and higher, baby
我无时不刻需要你 I need you all the time
我要说你是我的 Say that you will be mine
再向上，等等再往回 Pull up wait, back again
太高了空气不足 So high up need oxygen
派对在这女孩都来 Party over here girl bring a friend
我喜欢你头发吹的样子 I love the way your hair blow in the wind
女孩我希望我们不要结束 Girl, I hope we never end
因为你的爱是我的解药 'Cause your love is my medicine
我不能假装，你让我投降 I can't pretend, you got it all
就像火箭飞向高空 Like a spaceship rocket taking off
更高，更高，向上，宝贝 Higher and higher and higher, baby
你坐在我身边，我几乎无法呼吸 When you sit next to me, I, I can barely breathe
更高，更高，向上，宝贝 Higher and higher and higher, baby
我无时不刻需要你 I need you all the time
我要说你是我的 Say that you will be mine
耶 Yeah
带我更高，更高，更高，向上 Take me higher, higher, higher, higher
你让我无法解释 You got that can't explain
就是爱吧，女孩就是这样 Kind of love, girl, it's the way
每一天都这么觉得 You make me feel like day to day
一个触碰让我发疯 Just one touch I go insane
这么高，我们无法停止 So high we can't stop now
让喇叭大声地放 Keep our speakers way too loud
如果有人想让我们闭嘴 And if they try to shut us down
我们就会大声唱 We just turn it up and take it
更高，更高，向上，宝贝 Higher and higher and higher, baby
我无时不刻需要你 I need you all the time
我要说你是我的 Say that you will be mine
带我更高，更高，更高，向上 Take me higher, higher, higher, higher
这是战争与和平 It's War and Peace.
梅的最爱 Mae's favorite.
我知道你是哪来的了 I've figured out who you are.
再明显也不过了 It's so obvious.
哇，这本书真有深度 Wow. That book is deep.
你是从电玩公司跑出来的 You're from the video game company.
这是一种行销，对吧 This is like, a viral marketing campaign, right?
真天才 It's genius.
让人入侵他们的游戏 They let someone hack into their game
然后第二天就请一个演员 and then the next day, an actor shows up
假装成你设计的角色 in makeup as the character you designed.
我一定要买这个游戏 I am totally gonna buy this game.
所以这是什么，矽胶吗？ So what is this, vulcanized rubber?
我名叫艾伯特班克 My name is Albert Banks.
我来自冰川瀑布 - 阿拉斯加，我知道 I'm from Glacier Falls-- Alaska. I know.
你一定背了整晚对吧 You must have studied for this all night.
而且你做得很好 And you've done a great job.
内薇的表情真是太经典了 The look on Nevaeh's face was epic.
只要能让梅开心就好 Anything to make Mae happy.
所以我才要跟你说 That's what I want to talk to you about.
你太认真了 You're going a little overboard.
傲慢与偏见 Pride and Prejudice.
真可恶 Scoundrel.
求婚？ A marriage proposal?
快说啊，达西先生 Spit it out, Mr. Darcy.
太好了 Yes.
这就是我想说的 This is what I mean.
你太过完美了 You're being a little too awesome.
要是你离开了，梅会哭得很惨 And when you go home, Mae will be crushed.
而我要收拾烂残局 And I'll be left to pick up the pieces.
我不是演员 I'm not an actor.
任务完成之前我也不会离开 And I'm not leaving here until my mission is accomplished.
我要在返校舞会亲吻梅 I'm going to kiss Mae at homecoming.
完美的亲吻 A perfect kiss.
你又说这些蠢话了 There you go again with the sappy stuff.
谢谢你搓合我跟梅 Thanks for setting me and Mae up,
现在由我接手就好 but I can take it from here.
嘿，巴特 Hey, Bart.
嘉比，怎么了？ - 电脑还好吗？ Gabby, what is going on? How is everything going with the computer?
喔，电脑，喔，你知道 Oh, the computer, oh, it's, you know,
一团乱啊 it's--it's horrible, okay?
我本来要打电话给你 I was gonna give you a call
但我看到一个天使脸孔 but then I saw a picture of an angel-faced,
魔鬼身材的男人跟我妹在一起的照片 muscle-bound man-boy on my sister's photo feed.
好吧，巴特，先别生气 Okay, Bart, don't freak out.
但那个男的是我们设计的，他有点...爱炫耀 But the boy we designed, he kind of... showed up.
什么？ What?
我有很好的理由解释 There's an explanation for this.
只是还没找到 I just haven't found it yet.
我替你解释 I'll explain it for you.
你凭空创造生命 You have conjured life from the primeval void.
你已经干预了宇宙本身 You have meddled with nature itself.
谢谢你没生气 Thanks for not freaking out.
这会导致极大的灾难 This will cause chaos of epic proportions.
这会让空间和时间支离破碎 It will tear the fabric of space time.
你不知道吗？ Don't you see?
在任何一个有逻辑的宇宙中 There is no version of the logical universe
我妹都不可能交男朋友 where my sister should have a boyfriend.
巴特，不要太夸张了 Bart, climb down from the ceiling.
你要先修好电脑 We can't figure out what's going on
我们才能知道怎么了 until you fix that computer.
你已经换过记忆体了吗？ Have you switched the memory chip?
嗯，不，我试过了，好吗，但收发器... Yeah, no, I tried that, okay, but the transceiver...
不，我说的是长期记忆体 No, the refractory memory chip.
喔喔 Ohh!
结束后打电话给我 Call me when it's done.
九十，九一 90, 91.
新纪录啊 New record!
一六一，一六二 161, 162,
一六三，一六四 163, 164,
一六五，一六六 165, 166,
一六七，一六八，一六九 167, 168, 169.
好了，够了 Okay, stop.
小子，我根本算不了那么多 Kid, I can't even count that high.
你在阿拉斯加也打过足球吗？ You ever play football, Alaska?
没有，教练，但我在我爸的船上丢过鲑鱼 No, sir. But I used to throw salmon in my dad's boat.
把这个当鱼丢丢看 Try this fish on for size.
葛利森，跑远一点 Gleason, go long!
啊啊啊 ( screams )
你看到了吗？ Did you see that?
真不敢相信 Unbelievable.
比较像不可能吧 More like un-possible.
我没事 I'm okay!
喔，梅 Oh, Mae.
嘿，你好，来吧 Hey. Hi. Come on.
这毫无道理可言 ( bell ringing ) It doesn't make any sense.
是啊，我从来没见过她跟这种男人在一起过 Yeah, I never saw her with a guy like him.
杰登，小甜心，没人在乎她好吗？ Jaden, sweetie, no one ever saw her at all.
她有什么好看的？ What is there to see?
喔，等等聊 Oh, catch you guys later.
嘿，梅，我们不是要复习第四章吗？ Hey, Mae, weren't we gonna meet today about chapter four?
喔，不，我忘了 Oh, no, I spaced.
我答应过艾伯特我要带他走走 And I promised Albert I'd show him around.
不可能
梅，我要问你问题 Mae, I need to ask you something.
哇，两位，这里有很多... Wow, guys. There's a lot of...
有很多花粉啊 Lot of pollen out here.
嘿，嗯，嘉比，可以给我们一点隐私吗？ Hey, um, Gabby, could we have a moment alone?
还好吧，这里只有我们三个啊 That's fine. It's just the three of us.
喔，好吧 Oh, okay.
我就在那边等，豚草的旁边 I'll just be over here, next to the ragweed.
梅 Mae. ( sneezes )
你愿意跟我参加返校舞会吗？ Will you go to homecoming with me?
我愿意 Yes.
不，我是说，不 No, I mean, no.
太快了，是吗？ It's too sudden, is it?
我是说，听着，这太疯狂了 I mean... Look, this is crazy.
你可以邀请学校的任何一个女生 You could ask any other girl in the school.
任何一个匹配上你的人 Someone who's just as put together as you are.
只是从来都没有人这样看过我 People just don't really look at me that way.
那不是答案 That's not an answer.
嘿，呃，可以给我几秒钟吗？ Hey, um, could you give me just one second?
可以 Yeah.
嘿，你还好吗？ Hey, are you okay?
不，我不好 No, I'm not.
你不觉得你们进展太快了吗？ Don't you think this is moving a little fast?
这已经不是游戏计划的一部份了 This wasn't part of the game plan.
什么游戏计划？ What game plan?
我们永不停止小组啊 The unstoppable team!
我们要认真念书，提早毕业 We're gonna study hard, graduate early,
上哈佛大学，成为百万富翁 go to Harvard, become millionaires,
得诺贝尔奖，还有成为 win Nobel Prizes, and then become
美国总统与副总统 the president and vice-president of the United States.
喔，等等，等等 Oh, okay, okay.
你什么时候跟我提过我的人生计划了？ So when were you gonna tell me about the rest of my life?
拜托，我创造这个男生是要帮助你 Come on. I created this boy to help you.
但你现在却让一切都改变了 But now you're letting it change everything.
嘉比，艾伯特是我遇见最好的事 Gabby, Albert is the best thing that has ever happened to me.
你却变得好像这是问题 And you're acting like it's a problem.
过去那些美好的 (Selena Gomez - Love You Like A Love Song) It's been said and done
事物都曾经唱过 Every beautiful thoughts been already sung
我想，现在又有新的一首歌了 And I guess right now here's another one
关于你的美好旋律 So your melody will play on and on
一直在播放 With the best of them
你的美好 You are beautiful
像梦想成真般的令我难以置信 Like a dream come alive, incredible
就像书本插画，抒情且精美的令人惊讶 A sinful miracle, lyrical
你又给了我生命一次希望， You've saved my life again
我希望你知道 And I want you to know, baby
我爱你就像喜爱一首情歌，宝贝 I love you like a love song, baby
我爱你就像喜爱一首情歌，宝贝 I, I love you like a love song, baby
不受控制的一直重复听着这首歌 And I keep hitting re-peat-peat-peat, yeah
没人可以和你比较，你在我心里 No one compares, you stand alone
是这么独一无二 To every record I own
像音乐触动着我内心深处，这就是你 Music to my heart that's what you are
不断触动着我的内心深处 A song that goes on and on
我爱你就像喜爱一首情歌，宝贝 I, I love you like a love song, baby
我爱你就像喜爱一首情歌 I love you like a love song
那么，返校舞会 So, homecoming.
你什么时候要来接我？ What time are you picking me up?
她答应了 She said yes.
巴特？不要喊我的名字 Bart? Don't say my name.
有人在窃听 - 谁啊？ They could be listening. Who?
你修好电脑了吗？ Did you fix the computer?
当然，我修好电脑了 Yeah, I fixed the computer.
这太棒了！ That's fantastic!
不，这一点也不好 No, no, it is not fantastic.
我希望我从来没修好 I wish I hadn't fixed it.
我希望我永远不知道 I wish that I didn't know
我知道这件事 the things that I know.
你可以快点回来帮我吗？ASAP Would you just do me a favor and get back here ASAP?
意思是越快越好 That means as soon as possible.
我知道ASAP的意思 I know what ASAP means.
怎么回事？ What's going on?
我说的太多了，我得挂了 I've already said too much. I have to go.
将军，情势不断加剧 Sir, the situation has escalated.
我们有十足理由相信，黑西格玛 We now have reason to believe that Black Sigma
正在追 X- 17 is after the X-17.
黑西格吗？那是什么？重金属摇滚乐团？ Black Sigma? What is that, a heavy metal band?
那是国际军火商 They're international arms dealers.
他们想要的武器从来没失手过 There is not a weapon they haven't tried to steal.
如果原型机落入他们的手里 If the prototype falls into their hands,
就表示自由世界将陷入危险当中 the safety of the entire free world is in danger.
我搞不懂这到底怎么回事 I don't understand any of this.
怎么可能有人可以从内部启动原型机？ How could somebody activate the prototype from the outside?
每个备份软件都锁在实验室里... Every copy of the software is in this lab.
怎么了？博士？ What is it, doctor?
软件还有一个备份 There's one more copy of the software.
安全吗？ Is it secure?
嗯，我在家里院子里放着 Well, we have a "Keep Off The Grass" sign
“请勿践踏草皮” in our front yard.
真干净清洁公司
我们已经计划偷这个武器好几个月了 We have been planning to steal this weapon for months,
现在竟然有人抢在我们之前偷走 and now someone goes and grabs it out from under us.
这样很不礼貌 That is very bad manners.
我们再也进不去实验室了 We'll never get into lab now.
我们不需要进去 We don't need to get inside.
东西就在外面 The prize is out there now.
我们只要第一个找到就行 And we will be the first to find it.
请勿践踏草皮 ( footsteps approaching )
巴特，让我进去 Bart, let me in.
我怎么知道真的是你？ How do I know it's you?
不要像个蠢蛋一样行吗 Stop being a massive knucklehead.
嗯，真的是你 Yeah, okay. It's you.
没看到任何人跟踪你 Nothing to see here.
你修好了？ You fixed it?
巴特，你真是大英雄 Bart, you're a hero.
你确定没有跟踪你吗？ - 怎么回事？ Are you sure you weren't followed? What is going on?
我爸其实不是电玩游戏设计师 My dad is not a video game designer.
我过去的五年 The last 5 years of my life have been
通通是谎言 a complete lie.
我的青春期，都是谎言 My formative years, a fraud.
我像是一个披着人皮的人 I am a shell of a husk of a person.
你可以...看过来 Would you-- Look at this.
警告 COMPUTER: Warning.
你擅自闯入美国政府国防部 You are trespassing on a network of the United States
的网路系统 Department of Defense.
怎么会？之前没这个东西啊 What? This was not there before.
没错，一定是 Yeah, yeah, they must have put up
在你骇进去之后设置的... a firewall when you hacked in...
也就是我爸工作所属的五角大厦 (美国国防部大楼) to the Pentagon, where my dad apparently works.
我骇进了五角大厦？ I hacked the Pentagon?
该死 Whoopsie.
嘿，不行，骇客小姐，现在你不应该这么做 Hey, no, Miss-Hackey-Pants! This is the moment when you're supposed
不要让事情更糟 to stop before you make things worse.
喔，不，更糟糕了 Oh, no. They just got worse.
“X-17，世界第一个隐藏型战斗机器人” "The X-17, The World's First Covert Robotic Operative."
你知道你做了什么吗？ Do you realize what you've done?
没错，我设计了一个机动性强，无法侦测， Yes, I designed a highly mobile, undetectable,
帅气，健康，又会速读 handsome, wholesome, speed-reading,
又会弹乌克丽丽，梦幻眼神的机器人士兵 ukulele-playing, dreamy-eyed robot soldier.
而我又把他跟我好朋友搓合在一起 And I set him up with my best friend.
什么？ ( metal scattering ) What?
快躲起来，快躲好 Hide, hide, hide, hide.
我可真想不到 That was unexpected.
就是他 ZEPHYR: That's him.
那就是武器 That's the weapon.
拿走档案，剩下的都摧毁 Take the files, destroy the rest.
不，你不能... - 嘘 No, you... Sh.
嘘 Sh.
快走了，有人来了 Let's go, someone's coming.
不，不 No, no.
我才刚修好的说 I just fixed this.
事情越来越可疑(鱼)了 Something really fishy is going on here.
武装车？政府部门？ Armed intruders? Government agents?
这是又不是哈利家的塔可饼星期二 This is another Taco Tuesday at the Hartley household!
快走吧 Let's go.
黑西格玛破坏过这里 Black Sigma beat us here.
巴特的车在外面 Bart's car is outside.
我的孩子都在 My kids are here.
其它位置安全 MILITARY AGENT: All clear up here.
喔 Oh.
喔，你好，父亲 Oh. Hello, Father.
你们在这做什么？ What are you guys doing?
呃，没有啊，我们在读 Uh, nothing. We're just studying.
英文 - 数学 Engli-- Math.
感谢老天你们没事 Well, thank goodness you're okay.
有人闯进来欸，梅在哪？ There was a break-in. Where's Mae?
喔，她跟男生出去约会 Oh, she's out with a boy.
呃，一个正直的好男生， Uh, a completely real boy who treats her
对她很尊重 with kindness and respect.
你们确定你们什么都没看到吗？ Are you sure you two didn't see anything?
没有，不可能，对吧，巴特 Nope, not us. Right, Bart?
没有，什么都没 No, nothing at all. Mm-hmm.
这几位绅士是谁啊，爸？ And who are these fine gentlemen, Dad?
喔，他们是... Oh, they're--
我在设计一款军事电玩 I've been developing a military video game,
这些是我的顾问 and these are my consultants.
喔，这真是一派.... - 合理 Oh, that is a bunch of-- Common sense.
因为你想要让游戏更真实一点 Because you have to make sure the games are realistic.
对吧，巴特？ Right, Bart?
当然，要不然，就会像是 Yeah, otherwise, it would be like
假装某件事 pretending something is one way,
但事实上，其实整件事都不是这样 but in reality, it's an entirely different way.
对吧，吧？这样就不诚实了 Right, Dad? And that would be dishonest.
对吧，爸？ Right, Dad?
说谎是不好的喔 And lying is bad.
对吧，爸？ Right, Dad?
巴特，你还好吗？ Bart, are you okay?
哇，我很好，爸，说实话 Whoa, I'm fine, Dad. Honestly.
好了，巴特，你最好载我回家了 Okay, Bart, you'd better drive me home.
诚实才是最好的 Only honesty in this house!
他叫做艾伯特，这是他的任务资料 POX: His name is Albert, that's his mission data.
返校是什么？ What is this homecoming?
我只接受事实 I will only accept the truth.
啊，抱歉 Ah. Sorry.
我刚有点失常，我现在冷静下来了 I had a little bit of a moment, but I'm calm now.
我很冷静 I'm calm.
看啊 There.
那两个小鬼可以带我们去返校 Those kids will lead us to homecoming.
跟着那台计程车 Follow that cab.
嘿，计程车 Hey, taxi.
老鹰队的赛前派对 The Eagles pre-game party.
我想这里是开始 And I guess it's as good a place
机器人末日的最好场合 as any to start the Robot Apocalypse.
不，才不是 No, it's not.
梅是艾伯特的任务指挥官，她可以把他关起来 Mae is Albert's mission commander. She can shut him down.
我只要跟她谈谈，她就会听懂了 When I tell her that, I'm sure she'll listen.
嗨，嗨，各位 - 嗨 Hi. Hi, guys. Hi.
嗯，我不确定你是不是梅的任务指挥官了 Yeah, I'm not sure you're Mae's mission commander anymore.
我们分开去找他 Let's split up and track him down.
只是找 Just find him.
不要试图一个人抓住他 Do not try to take him yourself.
为什么？ Why?
你怕我弄乱他的发型吗？ Are you afraid I'll mess up his hair?
看看谁来了，没有嘉比派对还不能开始呢 Look who's here. It ain't a party till Gabby shows up.
嘿，嘉比 Hey, Gabby.
哇，梅，买了新衣服？ Wow. Mae, new dress?
喔，艾伯特带我去逛街 Oh, Albert took me shopping on the way here.
嗯哼 Uh-huh.
嗯，嘉比，我们听说你替梅找到了完美男生 So Gabby, we hear you found Mae this perfect boy.
你可以替我跟艾拉也施展魔法吗？ Could you work your magic for me and Ella?
我想我受够了 I think I've done enough.
我喜欢175公分的男生，有点邋遢 I'd like a guy who's like five-nine-ish, scruffy,
但不要发臭；还有吃素 but not smelly, and vegan.
但不是自以为是的素食者 But not like snobby vegan.
嗯 Yeah.
喔，我喜欢的男生 Oh, and I'd like a guy
要会，呼鲁鲁鲁，你懂吗？ who's like, guhhhrrrr... you know?
梅，我要跟你聊聊 Mae, I need to talk to you.
私下谈 Alone.
你是梅的大哥？ So, you're Mae's big brother.
我对你毫无恶意 I mean you no harm.
请不要伤害我 Please don't hurt me.
西格玛三号报告队长 Sigma 3 to team leader.
我找到目标了 I have the target in sight.
警告，敌方战斗员
请容许我离开 Excuse me a second.
聊得很开心 It's good talk.
待在那，不要接近目标 ZEPHYR: Stay there. Do not approach the target.
我一个人就能撂倒他 I can totally take this kid.
梅，听我说 - 我知道你要说什么，好吗？ Mae, listen-- I-- I know what you're gonna say, okay?
我知道你很生气，你觉得艾伯特介入了我们之间 I know you're upset. You feel like Albert has come between us,
你不想要看到改变 and you don't want things to change.
艾伯特不是一般男生 Albert is not a normal boy.
我同意 I agree.
不，我要跟你说事情的真相 No, I need to tell you what's really going on.
艾伯特是机器人 Albert is a robot.
我知道，好吗，他是有点过于拘谨 I know. Okay, he can be a little bit formal,
但我觉得这样很可爱，而且你一点也不了解男生 but I think that's cute. And you don't even understand boys,
你只觉得男生会让我们分心 you think they're a distraction,
但无所谓 and that's fine.
因为我爱艾伯特 But I love Albert.
而我也知道他对我同样感觉 And I know that he feels the same way about me.
艾伯特不可能对你有任何感觉，这不可能 Albert can't feel anything for you. It's impossible.
你知道，我应该走了，艾伯特在找我 You know, I should probably go, Albert's looking for me.
梅，相信我 Mae, just trust me.
你必须结束跟艾伯特的关系，而且很简单 You have to end things with Albert and it's really simple.
你只要握他的手，看着他的眼睛 All you have to do is take him by the hands, look him right in his eyes
说“启动自毁程式” and say "Initiate self-destruct."
这听起来太可笑，我不会做 Okay, that is ridiculous and I'm not gonna do that.
你一定要 You have to.
我需要好朋友，不是控制狂 I need a best friend, not a boss.
你知道吗？从现在开始，我们不再是一伙了 Well, you know what? Right now, neither one is a very fun job.
那也许你应该放弃 Well, then maybe you should quit.
西格玛三号通知队长 ( IN WEEVIL'S VOICE ) Sigma 3 to leader.
情报错误，各位，原型机不在这 False alarm, guys. The prototype isn't here.
准备，准备，开始 Ready, Ready. Go.
老鹰队加油 Go Eagles!
为了你们的返校舞会女王加油 Do it for your future homecoming queen.
现在是第四节 It's the fourth quarter,
老鹰队依然紧追 and our fighting Eagles are trailing
统一高中，28比3 Uni High, 28 to 3.
就我所知，这是我们 As far as I recall, this is the closest
最接近胜利的一次 we've ever come to winning.
咳咳 ( coughing )
我猜你找到他了 I guess you found him.
他可以察觉我们 He can sense us coming.
我们要怎么接近他？ How can we even get close?
我们需要电脉冲击装置 We need the electro-pulse device.
这可以让目标范围的任何 It will shut down any electrical current
电子仪器都无法作用，包括小帅哥 within a targeted range, including Mr. Cutie Patootie.
这就是抓他的办法 And that's when we'll grab him.
你还好吗？老兄 You all right, man?
你跟梅说艾伯特的事吗？ Did you tell Mae about Albert?
我们没有共识 We didn't get around to it.
我妹现在跟一个致命的机器人士兵约会 My sister is dating a lethal robotic soldier,
你却跟她没有共识？ 就没有办法吗？ and you didn't get around to it? It just didn't come up?
我的膝盖，教练 It's my knee, coach.
拿些冰块冰敷 Get some ice on it.
候补跑锋在哪？ Where's my second-string running back?
开什么玩笑啊 You got to be kidding me.
老鹰队 AUDIENCE: Eagles.
阿拉斯加 Alaska!
着装 Suit up!
什么？我们不能用他吧 - 是吗？ What? No, we can't use him. Yeah?
去跟记分板说吧，小鬼 Tell that to the scoreboard, kid.
喔，不行，不能这样 Oh, no. This cannot be happening.
唉，我确定没问题啦 Yeah, I'm sure it will be fine.
只要没有人想抓着他 As long as nobody tries to tackle him.
好了，各位，对决时刻，下载我的指挥计划 Okay, guys, battle time. Download me an action plan.
闪一边去吧 Just stay out of the way.
使用右边21-1计划， - 艾伯特 Blast right 21 Z, on two. Albert!
- 嘉比你好 - 你不能参加比赛 Hello, Gabby. You cannot go into this game.
嗯，她说的对，你从来没练习过 Yeah, she's right. You haven't even been to the practices,
你根本不知道怎么打 you don't know the plays.
对啊，对 TEAMMATES: Yeah, yeah.
嘉比，你在做什么？ - 梅，你好 Gabby, what are you doing? Hello, Mae.
喔喔，好朋友要抢男友了，赶快拿爆米花看好戏，各位 Uh-oh. Bestie versus boyfriend. Grab your popcorn, dudes.
他不能上场 ( laughter ) He should not be playing football.
他会以为其他人是敌人并攻击他们 He could think someone's the enemy and take them out.
我等不及了 It's all in good fun.
嘿，把你的男友赶出我的比赛中好吗？ Hey, get your boyfriend out of my homecoming game.
你好，内薇 Hello, Nevaeh.
就是把天堂反过来拚，各位 That's heaven spelled backwards, guys.
哔哔 ( blows whistle )
罚球 Penalty.
拖延比赛 Delay of game.
梅... Mae--
不要跟我说话 Don't even talk to me.
嘿，我只想帮助你们 Hey, I'm just trying to help you guys out.
你们根本不知道 You don't even know.
好了，各位，我们要赢得比赛 - 耶 All right, guys. We're gonna win this game! Yeah!
我们要得第一，拿第一 We're at the top, we're at the top
绝不接受第二 Won't take second best
我们要得第一，拿第一 We're at the top, we're at the top
一直到最后 All the rest
我们永不停止 We'll never stop
永不停止 We'll never stop
无人能挡 No one's gonna stand in our way
有人想阻止，但不是今天 Somebody tried but not today
我们要拿第一，得第一 We're at the top, we're at the top,
绝不接受第二 Won't take second best
我们要拿第一，得第一 We're at the top, we're at the top
一直到最后 In all the rest
我们永不停止 We'll never stop
永不停止 We'll never stop
我们要拿第一，得第一 We're at the top, we're at the top
绝不接受第二 Won't take second best
我们要拿第一，得第一 We're at the top, we're at the top
一直到最后 All the rest
我们永不停止 We'll never stop
永不停止 We'll never stop
杰克丝，过来解释 Jenks, get in the game.
这是我们认为 These are the men that we believe
闯入这间民宅的人 broke into the residence.
我们必须找到他们 It's imperative that we find them.
为了小窃案大惊小怪 Awful lot of fuss for a burglary.
到底怎么回事，将军 What's this about, General?
这是最高机密 That's classified.
呜呜 Whoo.
喔，嗯，抱歉，警长 Oh, um, sorry, Sheriff.
老鹰队又再次达阵了 But the Eagles just scored another touchdown.
什么？ What?
再次？ Another?
但他们从来没赢过统一高中啊 But they never beat Uni High.
我有影片 I've got video.
他们来了一个新人，这家伙势如破竹 They got this new kid, he's a bona-fide beast.
快看，我跟你说过 Look, what did I tell you?
这家伙真的很猛 This kid can do some serious damage.
这是 X-17 的授权攻击模式 It's the X-17's empowered assault mode.
我们找到原型机了 We've found the prototype.
而且他跟我女儿交往 And he's dating my daughter.
好了，加油，老鹰队 COACH: All right, come on, Eagles.
这次决不能让统一赢 Not going to let Uni take it this time!
还剩下很多时间，快点 Plenty of time left! Let's go.
我们也许真能赢 We could actually win this.
都是艾伯特的贡献 All because of Albert.
他就像是秘密武器一样 He's like our secret weapon.
我们要创造历史， - 没问题，队长 Let's make history, bro. You got it, captain.
教练，只剩最后一次攻击机会 All right, coach, time for one more play.
我有一个最佳点子 I've got a brilliant idea.
把球交给他吧 Let's give the ball to this guy.
艾伯特，艾伯特 Albert! Albert!
艾伯特，艾伯特，艾伯特，艾伯特， Albert! Albert! Albert! Albert!
我不接受这个欢呼声 This is not an authorized cheer.
杰登 J-A-D-E-N.
加油，杰登 Let's go, Jaden.
上吧 Break.
准备 Set.
传球 Hut.
挡住他 Tackle him.
冲啊，冲啊，冲啊，冲啊，冲啊， Go, go, go, go, go, go...
他怎么做到的？ He can do that?
艾伯特？ Albert!
艾伯特！ Albert!
喔，不，我们惹上麻烦了 GABBY: Oh, no, we're in trouble.
快过来 This way.
怎么回事？嘉比，怎么回事？ What is happening? Gabby, what is this?
喔，现在你终于愿意听我说了 Oh, so now you want to finally start listening.
你爸并不在电玩公司工作 Your dad does not work for a video game company.
他替国防部工作 He works for the Pentagon.
而艾伯特是武器，一个机器人大兵 And Albert is a weapon, a covert robotic soldier.
而这些人呢 And all of this
则是搜寻你男朋友而来 is a search party for your boyfriend.
大家都在找他，你爸，军队 Everyone's after him, your dad, the army,
还有一些坏人，眉毛很愤怒 these mean guys with like, big angry eyebrows,
这都是我们的错 and it's all our fault!
快点！ Hurry up!
迅速，敏锐 Stay quick, stay sharp.
快来吧 Come on.
西格玛三号，回应，你逮到原型机了吗？ Sigma 3, respond. Do you have the prototype?
西格玛二号，回应 Sigma 2, respond.
没有 Negative.
我没有逮到他 I don't have a visual.
老板，你在哪？ Boss, where are you?
老板，老板，他跑掉了 Boss, boss, he's just gone.
等等，你们在哪啊？ Wait a minute, where you guys are?
嘿，双手举高 Hey, let me see your hands.
不要动 Don't move.
快躲好 Hide.
你们偷了 McFee: You've stolen property
美国政府的财产 of the United States government.
出来面对 Come out peacefully
告诉我们想知道的消息 and tell us everything we want to know.
没错 That's right.
而且你们绝对 And there is no way
不可能参加返校舞会了 that you are going to homecoming.
但是，爸 But, Dad.
艾伯特呢？你们对他做了什么？ Where is Albert? What have you done with him?
坐好，小姐 Sit down, Missy.
哼哼，你们这两天很忙嘛 Well, you had an eventful two days.
你们入侵国防部网路 You hacked a government network
还偷走了秘密武器 and stole a weapon so secret,
连国会都不知道他的存在 Congress doesn't even know it exists.
你们从地球上最先进的实验是 You hijacked the prize creation
偷走了价值最高的产品 from the most advanced lab on earth.
这让我想到，你们还缺实习生吗？ That reminds me, do you guys have any internships?
闭嘴 Silence.
你们的行为不慎 Your actions were careless
方法拙劣 and your methods were deplorable.
然而意图却很浪漫 But it's clear your intentions were purely romantic.
你们把高科技武器 You didn't want a high-tech war machine.
当作情人使用 Just a boy toy.
把她们带回家，博士，她们可以回去了 Take them home, doctor, they're free to go.
你刚说可以回去了吗？ Did you just say free to go?
艾伯特 Albert--
X-17 不劳你烦心，杰克丝？ The X-17 is no longer your concern. Jenks?
艾伯特的系统昨晚因为电子脉冲装置 Albert's system was temporarily shut down last night
造成短暂关机 by an electro-pulse device.
幸好呢，我们已经羁押了歹徒 Thankfully, the criminals who did it are in custody.
我们重新开机后，他恢复原本的预设任务 When he rebooted, he returned to his default mission.
拯救自由世界 saving the free world from danger.
我们会让他在全世界逮捕 We're tracking them all over the globe.
到目前为止，他帮助了南非的 So far today, he's helped freedom fighters
自由斗士 in South America,
去中东盖学校 built a school in the Middle East.
现在他现在主导 And right now he's leading a team
嗅雷海豚通过荷姆兹海峡(波斯湾与印度洋之间的海峡) of mine-sniffing dolphins through the straits of Hormuz.
艾伯特从不离开我 Albert would never leave me.
这一切都是错误 This is all a mistake.
真正的错误是你把 The mistake was that you laid
他当作你自己的私人物 your eyes upon him in the first place.
他是美国军队的产品 He's the property of the U.S. Army now,
也是他的归属 - 不，你错了 where he belongs. No, you're wrong.
年轻人，照将军说的做 Young lady, you'll do as the general says.
还有一件事 On one condition.
为了交换你的自由 In exchange for your freedom,
你绝对不能说出这里的任何事 you will never speak a word about any of this.
回去之后就跟以前一样生活 Go back to your lives just like they were.
忘了艾伯特班克的事吧 Forget Albert Banks ever existed,
因为你再也不会见到我 'cause you're never going to see him again.
杰克丝 Jenks.
我们想好理由解释 Have we planted a story to cover up
我们出现在足球比赛上的事吗？ our attendance at the football game?
我已经把事情 I took the liberty of blaming
都怪罪在道顿上校上了 the whole thing on Colonel Dalton.
我知道你们在西点军校时就开始敌对了 (报纸：上校过度反应造成停电) I believe you two had a rivalry at West Point?
干的好，少校，爱情与战争都是不择手段的 Well done, Major. All's fair in love and war.
我不知道，将军，我两样都没接触过 I wouldn't know, sir. I've never seen action in either.
将军，你接触过艾伯特了吗？ General, are you in contact with Albert?
我想知道他的功能如何 I'd like to see how he's functioning.
你的级别还不能知道这么多，博士 That's above your clearance level, doctor.
这段时间， For the time being,
我建议你好好看着你女儿 I suggest you keep an eye on your daughter.
嗯，就这样，一切结束了 Well, that's it. It's over.
不，艾伯特会回来，他记得我 No. Albert will come to his senses, and he'll remember me,
他不是什么士兵 and that he's not some soldier.
他在做那些事的同时，我要在这里等他 And when he does, I'm going to be there for him.
我要参加返校舞会 I'm going to homecoming.
你没听到他们刚刚说的话吗？ Did you hear a word they just said?
看看这里，你的男朋友已经被关机 Look around. Operation Boyfriend has been shut down.
我不是瞎子 I'm not blind.
我也知道艾伯特 I can see that Albert is
是金属和晶片制造出来的 wire and metals and microchips.
但不只是这样 But it's so much more than that,
第一次见面就充满火花 and it was like that from the first spark.
充满魔力 It was magic.
梅，这个世界是以物理运作的 Mae, the world runs on physics.
任何事情都有公式可以解释 There's an equation for everything,
你跟我最清楚不过了 and you and I understand them all.
魔力是不知道的人才说的，我们不是 Magic is for people who don't.
听着，你不了解的话我很遗憾 Look, I'm sorry that you don't see it.
但我不会放弃艾伯特 But I'm not giving up on Albert.
返校舞会日 X-17: 去处，未知
这本来应该是最完美的一晚 This was supposed to be the perfect night.
我知道我有偏见 I know I'm biased.
但是一个像你这么聪明 But a girl as brilliant
漂亮的女孩 and beautiful as you,
你值得拥有今晚 you're gonna have that night.
我发誓 I promise.
谢谢你，爸 Thanks, Dad.
嗯，嘿 Um, hey.
嘿 Hey.
杰登，来吧 Jaden, come on.
我很抱歉我迟到了 I'm sorry I'm late.
担心吗？ Worried?
我从来没怀疑过你 I never had a doubt.
快闪开，博士 Get out of the way, doctor.
我以为艾伯特在5000英里以外的地方 I thought Albert was 5,000 miles away.
我们知道他的任务会把他带来这里 We knew his mission would lead him here.
但我们不能让梅知道，这样她会先警告他 But we couldn't let Mae know, she would have warned him.
我们要拿下艾伯特，空中支援呢？ We're taking Albert now. Where is my air support?
将军，我不能让你这样做 General, I can't let you do this.
你不够格指挥我，博士 Check the chain of command, doctor.
你替我工作的 You work for me.
如果你要用武力拿下艾伯特 If you try to take Albert by force,
他会想尽办法战斗 he'll fight you with everything he's got.
我不会让你的军队进去 And I'm not gonna let you march in there
并发起“艾伯特大战”，让我女儿也陷在其中 and start "World War Albert" with my daughter in the middle.
原型机与我们无冤无仇 The prototype will come with us peacefully,
如果你让他完成任务 if you let him finish his mission.
你是说亲你的女儿还有跟她在月光下跳舞？ You mean kissing your daughter during a magical moonlit dance?
没错，这是她想要的 Yeah, it's what she wants.
我没那么多时间管梅想要什么 I don't give two shakes of a blind donkey's tail what Mae wants!
哼，我有 Well, I do.
如果你破坏她的舞会，我就辞职 If you ruin her night, I quit!
那你也可以放弃其他的 X-17 And you can forget about another X-17,
或是 X-18 甚至 X-36 or the X-18 or even the X-36.
X-36 是什么东西？ What in the world is the X-36?
我也不知道 I have no idea.
但一定会比X-18好两倍，很明显 But it is going to be twice as good as the X-18, obviously.
你让我别无选择 I don't leave anything to chance.
梅想要亲吻？ Mae wants a kiss?
没错 Yeah.
那退后，博士 Then stand back, doctor.
因为美国军队会让事情顺利进行 Because U.S. Army is going to make sure it happens.
各单位听好 Listen up, soldiers.
我们有新的任务 We've got a new mission.
我要称做... We'll call it--
亲亲任务... Operation Pucker Up...
不好意思 Sir.
那本来应该是我们才对 That was supposed to be us.
那又怎样？他们的确很适合 So what? They make a good couple.
别担心，我会重新接管 Don't worry, I'm gonna restore order to the kingdom.
你在说什么？ What are you talking about?
别管那么多 Never mind.
让我们抱在一起看起来很特别 Let's just stand here and look popular.
很好，看着我的眼睛 Good. Now stare into my eyes.
有人看着我们吗？ Are people noticing?
继续看我 Keep looking.
我希望你开心了 I hope you're proud of yourself.
嘿，嘉比，你看起来真棒 Hey, Gabby, you look great.
你就非得现身不可，是吗？ You just had to show up, didn't you?
那一头完美秀发，和你的帅气眼神 With your perfect hair and your yummy eyes.
你就非得长的优雅又魅力吗？ You just had to be a vision of grace and charm.
这是坏事吗？ And that's bad?
你跟梅不会在一起，这是不可能的 You and Mae cannot end up together. It's impossible.
嘉比，除非你知道一切，否则你不知道什么是不可能 Gabby, you can't know what's possible unless you know everything.
而且任何人都不知道，你也是 And nobody does, not even you.
喔，你看起来超漂亮 Oh, you look so beautiful.
你漂亮到闪瞎我的眼睛 Your hotness is scalding my eyes.
谢谢 Thanks.
你们穿什么啊？ What are you guys wearing?
大点点啊，你最喜欢的图案 Polka dots, your favorite.
我们是不是很梅丽啊 Don't we look A-Mae-Zing?
我们自称梅花小队 We're calling ourselves The Mae Flowers.
亲亲行动开始，快快 Operation Pucker Up is go, go, go.
收到 MAN: ( on walkie-talkie ) Yes, sir.
两么洞洞时间亲吻完毕 I want this kiss happening by 2100 hours.
你不能催促爱情，将军 You can't hurry love, general.
我可以，而且我会 I can and I will.
秘密浪漫小组，杰克丝？ Where is my Covert Romance Team? Jenks?
我已经进来了，将军 I'm all over it, general.
呦，我们去跳舞吧！ Yo, let's go dance.
我不行 I can't.
我正在准备接受王冠 I'm preparing to accept my crown.
还有练习告诉大家 And tell all of my grateful subjects
我的所了解的艾伯特 what I know about Albert.
艾伯特好得很，为什么你老是不放过她们？ Albert's cool. Why don't you just leave it alone?
你可以不要这么容易任人摆布吗？ Why don't you stop letting yourself get pushed around?
你知道吗？那好吧 You know what? I will.
我希望我们还是朋友 I hope we can still be friends.
你刚跟我分手吗？ Did you just break up with me?
是的，没错 Yeah, I did.
先生女士们（法文） Madam and monsieur,
欢迎来到巴黎 and welcome to Paris.
你们可以去可丽饼与起司桌那附近 Make sure to stop at the crepe and fromage table
我可以免费教你们跳舞 for a free ballroom dance lesson from moi.
但现在呢 But now,
先时候揭晓我们的王后 it's time to crown our guest of honor.
各位先生女士，返校舞会王后是... Ladies and gentlemen, your Homecoming Queen is...
梅哈利 Mae Hartley!
梅赢了？ Mae won?
梅赢了舞会王后 Mae won Homecoming Queen.
我的女孩 My little girl.
我们把票都投给了梅 We stuffed the ballot box.
你们两个在做什么？ Where are you two going?
快回去，快，快 Get back in there, now, now.
哇，我真的不知道该说... Well, I'm not really sure what to sa--
我不知道怎么会这样 I don't even know what's going on here.
这太令人难以接受了 This is not acceptable.
没错，就是这样 Yes, it is.
这就像是... This is like...
意想不到的胜利给了真正正直的人 an unexpected triumph for a genuinely decent person.
而不是给某个花瓶 Not some hollow gesture
你还以为这是理所当然 that you always took for granted.
说得好 Well said.
不，不，不，不 No, no, no, no.
你们都搞错了 You guys are all confused.
你们应该要知道梅的男友的真相 You need to know the truth about Mae's boyfriend.
球场英雄 Mister Big Man On Campus.
你们要知道，艾伯特是个机器人 You see, Albert here is a machine!
对啊，兄弟，你是足球机器 Yeah, bro, You're a machine!
不，不，不，不，不 No, no, no, no, no.
你们还不懂吗 You guys don't understand.
艾伯特很危险 Albert is dangerous.
危险分子 Dangerous!
我要警告你们 I'm trying to warn you.
艾伯特是个超级战士 Albert is a super-soldier
只要一个动作就能让这里四分五裂 who can tear this place apart with one move.
如果他接近你们 So if he gets near one of you,
你们最好赶快趴下来 every single one of you better get down.
趴下来跳舞 Get down!
嘿，你想要去跳个舞还是什么吗？ Hey, you want to go out there and dance or something?
不，我没关系 No, I'm okay.
呦，杰哥 Yo, J-bones,
还好吗？ what's up?
呃，你怎么一个人在这？ Um, how-- how are you holding up?
你知道，既然你不是最佳男友... You know, since you're not gonna be first boyfriend--
喔，老兄，我不担心这些 Oh, dude, I'm not worried about any of that.
而且内薇跟我分手了 And Nevaeh and I, done.
真的吗？ - 嗯，完美情侣 Really? Perfect couple.
好像大家都期待我们在一起 Everyone, like, expected us to be together.
但现在开始我不再担心 But from now on I'm gonna stop worrying
别人怎么看我 about what other people think.
艾伯特就是这样的人 Albert's got it all figured out.
她只看到梅的特别之处 He saw how special Mae was,
并邀请她参加舞会 and he asked her to the dance.
我本想要邀请她参加舞会... I wanted to ask her to the dance...
我只是没有勇气 I just really didn't have the guts.
总之，回头见，布拉德 Anyway, see you around, Brad.
我不叫布拉德... That's not my name.
我不敢相信 I can't believe it.
我错了，而艾伯特是对的 I was totally wrong... and Albert was right.
不好意思 I'm sorry.
你刚刚真的亲口说“我错了”吗？ Did your mouth just make the words "I Was Wrong"?
杰登喜欢梅 Jaden liked Mae.
他一直都喜欢她 He liked her the whole time.
嘿 Hey.
恭喜你 Congratulations.
谢谢 Thanks.
我想 I guess.
我得跟你说点事 I have to tell you something.
我只想要道歉 I just want to apologize.
我们一直都是朋友 We've been friends since forever.
而一直以来也只有我们两个在一起 And it's always just been the two of us.
这对我来说已经够了 And that was enough for me.
但对你来说不公平 But it wasn't fair to you.
我却妨碍了你 I was holding you back.
我不该说你配不上杰登 I never should have said that Jaden was out of your league.
你只是担心我会受伤害 You were just worried that I would get hurt.
不 No.
我只是担心我会失去好友 I was worried about losing my best friend.
也许是我唯一的好友 Maybe my only friend.
我们是好团队 We were a good team.
势不可挡 Unstoppable.
你自己可以走出一条路 But you're great on your own.
嘉比.... Gabby--
不，梅，我没关系 No, Mae, it's okay.
你知道这些舞会的东西不适合我 You know that all of this isn't really my thing.
但如果这能让你开心 But if that's what makes you happy,
那我也希望你开心... then that's what I want for you...
不管我在不在你身边 whether I'm a part of it or not.
各位先生女士 Ladies and gentlemen,
现在是月光舞蹈时间 it's time for the moonlight dance.
好了，各位 All right, people.
等他搞玩那个女孩 We're finally gonna be able to retrieve this weapon,
就可以取回武器了 as soon as he macks with the girl.
我是说，亲吻完那个小淑女 I mean, kisses the nice young lady.
去吧 Let's go.
音乐 Music.
我爱你的眼神 I love your eyes
我爱你的微笑 I love your smile
灯光 Lights.
每次你离开 And every time you go
微风 Breeze!
你看着我的方式 The way you look at me
玫瑰花瓣 Roses.
你脸上的表情 The expression on your face
月光 Moon.
我爱你的眼神 I love your eyes
我爱你的微笑 I love your smile
向各位介绍，女王与她的白马王子 I present the Queen and her Prince Charming
出场跳第一支舞 on the dance floor.
我记得 I remember
我们见面的那一天 The day that we met
我永远都不会忘记 How could I ever, ever forget
感觉到那天，你让我 Feel that day you took
呼吸急促 My breath away
如果你问我 If you should ask me
感受到爱了吗？ Are we feeling the love?
我的心里想什么， What's on my mind, what am I thinking
感受到了，将军 We're feeling it, sir.
杰克丝，注意力集中 Jenks, get your head in the game.
喔，呃，是的，长官 Oh, um, yes, sir.
告诉你事实，想的就是你 Tell you the truth, it's you
呃喔， Uh-oh.
喔，不，军队在这 Oh, no. The army is here.
他们一定是想把艾伯特抢回去 They're gonna try and take Albert back.
我们得警告梅 We have to warn Mae.
不用 No.
她可以搞定 She's got this.
我不行 I can't.
她不行？ She can't?
我很抱歉 I'm sorry.
怎么回事？ What's wrong?
灯光 The lights.
月光 The moon.
还有你 You.
每件事都是我想要的 Everything is just like I imagined it.
但其实跟我想的不一样 But it doesn't feel like I thought it would.
我把你制造出来 I made you up.
我发明了你 I invented the idea of you,
因为有个男孩不要我伤害了我 because I was hurt that a boy didn't want me.
而我不够勇敢去知道 And I wasn't brave enough to know that
如果他不喜欢我，那是他的问题 if he didn't like me for me, that's his problem.
我只想要初吻 I only get one first kiss.
我不知道何时才会发生 I don't know when it's gonna happen,
大概也不会很完美 and it probably won't be perfect.
但我知道现在 But I know now
我只想要一切都很真实 that I want it to be real.
你很不可思议 You're incredible.
你总是说的对 You always say the right thing.
我知道 I know.
但这是事实，你做了我做不到的事 But it's true. You're doing something I could never do.
你改变了，而这很美好 You're changing and it's beautiful.
别担心，但往上看 Don't worry. But look up.
你发现了 You knew.
你从头到尾都知道军队会来但你还是现身了 You knew the army was coming and you showed up anyway.
我的任务... I had a mission--
让今晚成为你人生最好的一晚 to make this the best night of your life.
现在，我的任务已经完成 And now my work is done.
艾伯特... - 拜托 Albert... Please.
这是我想要的 This is what I want.
看着我的眼睛，说出来 Just look into my eyes and say it.
启动自毁程式 Initiate self-destruct.
再见，梅 Good-bye, Mae.
梅 Mae.
过来 Come on.
我就知道，我不是说了吗？ I knew it. What did I tell you?
这是政府的阴谋，一定是机密 It's the government, it's probably classified.
到处都是摄影机 There are cameras everywhere.
我的了 Mine.
让我们掌声感谢法兰恩校长 Let's give a round of applause for Principal Fragner
给我们这么精彩的特效 for the awesome special effects.
需要更轻柔的音乐 Needed softer music.
更多粉红灯光，轻柔的微风 More pink in the lights. A gentle breeze.
将军，你可以做任何事 General, you did everything you could.
那时刻被破坏了 My moment is ruined.
你是说，梅的时刻？ You mean, Mae's moment.
我很抱歉 I'm sorry.
我现在有点感伤 I'm a little choked up right now.
看到那道烟了吗？ See that line of smoke?
那就是一道完美的对数曲线 It's a perfect logarithmic curve.
我一直想告诉你 I've been meaning to tell you.
其实我数学很好 I'm actually pretty good at math.
我想我只是很喜欢我的家教 I guess I just really liked my tutor.
你想要跳舞吗？ You want to go dance?
等等再说 Maybe later.
杰登喜欢你 Jaden likes you.
但没有男生 But no boy
比我们的友谊还重要 is more important than our friendship.
我同意 I second that.
如果... What if...
嘉比 Gabby!
我的男友是你哥哥的话？ My boyfriend was related to you?
什么...我以为你说 What the-- I thought you said
男生只会造成分心 - 是没错 boys were a distraction? They are.
但他们也很棒啊 But they're a pretty good one.
你想要跳舞吗？ You want to dance?
好哇 Yup.
嘿，你有没有听说个故事 Hey, have you ever heard the story of the girl
女生遇到男生后改变世界？ who met a boy and changed the world?
那个故事，就是你 It turns out, it was you.
嘿，你想去出去跳舞还是干嘛吗？ Hey, you want to go out there and dance or something?
就跟卡维达说的一样，你想要来点音乐吗？ As Kravtar would say, you want the Boogie Woogie?
嘿，想要跳舞吗？ Hey, you want to dance?
很讽刺，不是吗？ You were ironic, right?
不要拒绝我的举动 Don't deny my moves.
你想要来点刺激吗？ You want to get a little groovy?
你知道吗？刺激 You know what? Groovy.
喔，我在哪？喔，他在这 Oh, where am I? Oh, there he is.
手举高，手放下 Keep your head up, keep the down
甩出去，做你自己 Throw it all in, break your own ground
你在干嘛？ -这是舞步 What are you doing? You just-- it's the bap.
如果你力挺，站出来 And if you're gonna take a stand, stand out
人生就是游戏，我们可以玩乐 Life is our game, we can all play
做个动作，不要害怕 Shake a move, don't be afraid
如果你要恶作剧，搞大一点 And if you're gonna make a mess, make it loud
如果你要采取态度，站出来 And if you're gonna take a stand, stand out
站出来，喔喔 Stand out, oh, oh
站出来，站出来 Stand out , stand out
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