1 00:00:06,350 --> 00:00:11,950 Cabin Fever 2 Spring Fever English Subtitles 2 00:03:03,465 --> 00:03:05,066 Ew! 3 00:03:22,099 --> 00:03:24,067 I didn't see anything! 4 00:03:24,099 --> 00:03:26,401 They were yelling. They're always yelling. 5 00:03:26,432 --> 00:03:28,834 All I wanted was some peace and quiet. 6 00:03:28,866 --> 00:03:32,002 Relax, man. You just hit a moose. 7 00:03:32,033 --> 00:03:33,567 A moose? 8 00:03:33,599 --> 00:03:35,033 Are you sure? 9 00:03:35,066 --> 00:03:37,601 Yeah, man, I see this kind of shit all the time. 10 00:03:37,602 --> 00:03:39,865 In fact, this ain't shit compared to what just happened 11 00:03:39,866 --> 00:03:41,500 on I-95 recently. 12 00:03:41,501 --> 00:03:43,698 I mean, a lady hit a moose and the motherfucker 13 00:03:43,699 --> 00:03:45,834 went right through the windshield, man. 14 00:03:45,866 --> 00:03:46,916 No. 15 00:03:46,933 --> 00:03:48,467 Yeah. 16 00:03:48,499 --> 00:03:50,467 I was partying with my cousin. 17 00:03:50,499 --> 00:03:52,334 - You know... - What kind of partying? 18 00:03:52,365 --> 00:03:54,333 - Partying like... - Okay. 19 00:03:54,365 --> 00:03:57,801 Getting some hair pie like the man from nantucket 20 00:03:57,832 --> 00:04:01,302 whose dong was so long them bitches couldn't even fuck it? 21 00:04:01,332 --> 00:04:04,435 And this fucking moose pissed on my pussy parade, man. 22 00:04:04,465 --> 00:04:07,334 I had to come down on a Sunday because he's sitting 23 00:04:07,365 --> 00:04:09,400 in the front seat of a Volvo wide awake 24 00:04:09,432 --> 00:04:13,135 with his head sticking out the cracks in the glass and shit, man. 25 00:04:13,166 --> 00:04:15,468 Poor guy. 26 00:04:15,499 --> 00:04:17,968 - I had to put him down. - Whoa. 27 00:04:19,999 --> 00:04:22,101 But I got a picture of it. 28 00:04:22,102 --> 00:04:27,998 I carry this shit with me now 'cause every time I'd tell that story 29 00:04:27,999 --> 00:04:30,468 nobody would believe me. 30 00:04:32,432 --> 00:04:33,733 - Laugh it off, man. - Okay. 31 00:04:33,766 --> 00:04:35,167 - This ain't shit. - Okay. 32 00:04:35,168 --> 00:04:37,331 All right? Just get the kids to school, all right? 33 00:04:37,332 --> 00:04:39,333 Yeah, okay. Thank you. 34 00:04:39,365 --> 00:04:40,699 Thank you. 35 00:04:46,866 --> 00:04:48,867 Stop! 36 00:05:26,265 --> 00:05:28,166 Winston, do you copy? 37 00:05:28,200 --> 00:05:30,702 Winston, do you copy? 38 00:05:34,532 --> 00:05:35,933 Yes, sir, I'm here. 39 00:05:35,966 --> 00:05:37,701 Where the hell are you? 40 00:05:37,702 --> 00:05:41,032 Smith bridge road. I'm still clearing the scene from that bus accident. 41 00:05:41,033 --> 00:05:43,435 I don't give a shit if it's a handicapped bus 42 00:05:43,436 --> 00:05:46,098 and there's a bunch of retards splattered all over the road. 43 00:05:46,099 --> 00:05:47,800 I need you back here now. 44 00:05:47,832 --> 00:05:49,466 There's a bunch of suits up here 45 00:05:49,467 --> 00:05:52,698 asking a whole lot of big-city questions about the way we do things. 46 00:05:52,699 --> 00:05:54,398 They were up at the cabin this morning 47 00:05:54,399 --> 00:05:56,298 and I need to make sure that your stupid ass 48 00:05:56,299 --> 00:05:58,267 is on the same page. Do you get me? 49 00:05:58,299 --> 00:06:00,300 Yes, sir, I'm on it. 50 00:09:53,465 --> 00:09:57,001 Sandy Taylor's fucking ridiculous. 51 00:09:57,450 --> 00:10:02,132 Yo-yo, John, you were just asleep at the wheel 52 00:10:02,133 --> 00:10:03,598 for the hottest girl in school. 53 00:10:03,599 --> 00:10:05,367 Yeah, not my type. 54 00:10:05,399 --> 00:10:07,634 Wait, Sandy is not your type? 55 00:10:07,666 --> 00:10:09,100 What does that even mean? 56 00:10:09,101 --> 00:10:11,598 Does that mean you're gay? Did you tell your dad? 57 00:10:11,599 --> 00:10:12,933 Was he bummed, or- 58 00:10:12,966 --> 00:10:16,336 dude, you see her every day. You know she's a nightmare. 59 00:10:16,365 --> 00:10:17,833 No, I don't know that. 60 00:10:17,834 --> 00:10:20,165 In fact, neither do you. You don't even have a type, 61 00:10:20,166 --> 00:10:22,101 John, you have an obsession. 62 00:10:22,133 --> 00:10:25,669 Cassie! Cassie, I love you! 63 00:10:25,699 --> 00:10:28,368 Would you kiss me? Would you- 64 00:10:28,624 --> 00:10:35,065 seriously, man, don't take your fucking blue balls out on me, man. 65 00:10:35,066 --> 00:10:37,065 Don't think you're the only dude here thinking about 66 00:10:37,066 --> 00:10:39,468 taking miss gorgeous to boomtown. 67 00:10:39,499 --> 00:10:41,767 I actually know you are the only person here 68 00:10:41,799 --> 00:10:44,368 dumb enough to take a girl out whose ex-boyfriend 69 00:10:44,399 --> 00:10:47,001 does have a fucking black belt in kicking teeth in. 70 00:10:47,033 --> 00:10:48,601 Look, man, I told you- 71 00:10:48,602 --> 00:10:50,431 there's no way that she's gonna go with me 72 00:10:50,432 --> 00:10:52,865 just days after breaking up with him. Why do you care anyway? 73 00:10:52,866 --> 00:10:54,667 You hate the prom, so drop it. 74 00:10:54,668 --> 00:10:57,264 I know, prom blows. But this is a whole different thing. 75 00:10:57,265 --> 00:10:59,367 This is important for you. 76 00:10:59,399 --> 00:11:01,100 You know what I mean? This is like... 77 00:11:01,101 --> 00:11:03,831 Besides, it really just proves how little you know about girls anyway. 78 00:11:03,832 --> 00:11:06,968 So-hey, I'm fucking talking. Come on. 79 00:11:06,969 --> 00:11:11,199 If she broke up with him, it's 'cause she finally realized 80 00:11:11,200 --> 00:11:13,669 how big of a fucking douchebag the guy is. 81 00:11:13,699 --> 00:11:17,569 And going to prom with you, that's like the ultimate power move, all right? 82 00:11:17,599 --> 00:11:19,567 You're the smartest dude in school, 83 00:11:19,568 --> 00:11:21,531 you've fucking known the girl your whole life, 84 00:11:21,532 --> 00:11:23,565 and you're head over heels in love with her. 85 00:11:23,566 --> 00:11:25,634 All right? I mean, come on. 86 00:11:25,666 --> 00:11:29,970 Spite is almost as important to those bitches as-as money. 87 00:11:29,999 --> 00:11:32,401 You know what I mean? She knows all this. 88 00:11:32,402 --> 00:11:34,264 I mean, now that Marc is out of the picture, 89 00:11:34,265 --> 00:11:36,066 revenge is exactly what she needs. 90 00:11:36,067 --> 00:11:38,098 For every single girl in this building, 91 00:11:38,099 --> 00:11:40,434 that is the priority-revenge. 92 00:11:40,435 --> 00:11:42,998 I mean, look at those two fucking savages right there. 93 00:11:42,999 --> 00:11:45,534 Hey. Oh, that's how it is- 94 00:11:45,535 --> 00:11:47,598 all right, all right, I'll think about it. 95 00:11:47,599 --> 00:11:49,631 Just fucking do it. Shave your pussy, get it over with. 96 00:11:49,632 --> 00:11:52,531 I'm rallying for your fucking cause. You need to do this thing. 97 00:11:52,532 --> 00:11:54,132 All right, I'm thinking about it. 98 00:11:54,133 --> 00:11:56,001 You'll regret it if you don't. 99 00:11:56,033 --> 00:11:58,034 Oh, fuck. 100 00:11:58,066 --> 00:11:59,934 I gotta get my goggles from the car. 101 00:11:59,935 --> 00:12:02,231 - Will you cover for me? - What do you want me to say? 102 00:12:02,232 --> 00:12:04,402 I don't know-I'm on my fucking period, man. 103 00:12:04,432 --> 00:12:06,100 Gotta get tampons. 104 00:12:06,133 --> 00:12:07,567 All right, well, hurry up. 105 00:12:08,899 --> 00:12:10,567 Whatever. 106 00:12:11,599 --> 00:12:15,769 Ha! Shut up. don't say a word. 107 00:12:15,799 --> 00:12:17,767 Listen, people are talking. 108 00:12:17,768 --> 00:12:20,831 And how they're talking so soon when it's none of their fucking business, 109 00:12:20,832 --> 00:12:23,334 I don't know. But I hear things. 110 00:12:23,365 --> 00:12:24,999 I don't like what I hear. 111 00:12:25,033 --> 00:12:27,935 So you and your bullshit friends 112 00:12:27,966 --> 00:12:30,234 better stay the hell away from my girl. 113 00:12:30,265 --> 00:12:32,400 Do you understand me? 114 00:12:34,966 --> 00:12:36,500 Look, man... 115 00:12:36,532 --> 00:12:39,101 - Get your hands off me. - Okay. 116 00:12:39,133 --> 00:12:41,201 Listen, I don't care what she tells you 117 00:12:41,232 --> 00:12:43,200 or what you think you know, she's mine. 118 00:12:43,232 --> 00:12:45,067 Do you get it? 119 00:12:47,832 --> 00:12:49,500 It's cool, man. 120 00:12:49,532 --> 00:12:51,133 It's cool? 121 00:12:52,599 --> 00:12:54,767 - Yeah. - Really? 122 00:13:04,599 --> 00:13:07,134 You're dead. 123 00:13:10,365 --> 00:13:12,533 It's frustrating. It's frustrating. 124 00:13:12,566 --> 00:13:15,969 You-I'm frustrating to you. I understand that. 125 00:13:15,999 --> 00:13:19,836 Honey? Honey? Sweetie, listen to me. 126 00:13:19,866 --> 00:13:22,468 Angel, please listen to me. 127 00:13:22,499 --> 00:13:24,367 Don't hang-don't hang- 128 00:13:36,933 --> 00:13:40,423 you have anything to say for yourself before I launch into my tirade? 129 00:13:41,732 --> 00:13:43,733 Nothing? 130 00:13:45,599 --> 00:13:48,101 There are five weeks left in school. 131 00:13:48,133 --> 00:13:50,301 Count them-five weeks. 132 00:13:50,332 --> 00:13:51,900 And you're a smart kid. 133 00:13:51,933 --> 00:13:55,202 You got good grades. You're going to college in the fall. 134 00:13:55,232 --> 00:13:58,034 Why would you go and do something so stupid 135 00:13:58,066 --> 00:14:00,501 like start a fight? Why? 136 00:14:00,532 --> 00:14:01,966 I didn't start it. 137 00:14:01,999 --> 00:14:04,768 I'm sorry, I didn't hear you. What? 138 00:14:04,799 --> 00:14:06,901 I said I didn't start it. 139 00:14:08,699 --> 00:14:10,567 Mm-hmm. 140 00:14:12,832 --> 00:14:15,568 Where are you supposed to be right now? 141 00:14:15,599 --> 00:14:17,033 Biology. 142 00:14:17,066 --> 00:14:18,434 Biology. 143 00:14:18,465 --> 00:14:20,200 Miss hawker or Mrs. Jennings? 144 00:14:20,232 --> 00:14:22,000 Hawker. 145 00:14:22,033 --> 00:14:25,770 Well, you better get your little butt down there. 146 00:14:25,799 --> 00:14:28,835 Not even I can spare you from that. 147 00:14:28,866 --> 00:14:30,567 Mmm. 148 00:14:39,166 --> 00:14:42,002 - Jonathan? - Yeah? 149 00:14:42,033 --> 00:14:44,435 I don't want to see you around here again, mmm? 150 00:14:45,832 --> 00:14:47,266 Capisce? 151 00:14:47,299 --> 00:14:49,801 Now get out. 152 00:15:00,465 --> 00:15:03,301 Hi. I'm- 153 00:15:03,332 --> 00:15:08,036 place the scalpel at the base of the throat 154 00:15:08,066 --> 00:15:11,202 and carefully make a slit 155 00:15:11,232 --> 00:15:14,802 all the way down the front 156 00:15:14,832 --> 00:15:16,934 of the frog's belly. 157 00:15:16,966 --> 00:15:18,534 Now... 158 00:15:18,566 --> 00:15:22,036 Got in trouble for being late, by the way. 159 00:15:22,066 --> 00:15:24,201 Yeah, well, so did I. 160 00:15:24,232 --> 00:15:25,800 And tack it down... 161 00:15:25,801 --> 00:15:28,199 I can't believe I missed you getting your ass kicked. 162 00:15:28,200 --> 00:15:30,631 That was, like, right after I talked about her too. 163 00:15:30,632 --> 00:15:32,700 Like telekinesis- 164 00:15:32,732 --> 00:15:34,900 wait, telepathy or teleki-which one? 165 00:15:34,933 --> 00:15:37,902 You know, I don't really want to talk about it, Alex. 166 00:15:37,933 --> 00:15:41,369 I wonder if we would wait till I left until he kicked your ass. 167 00:15:43,033 --> 00:15:46,069 Somehow I don't think it would have mattered. 168 00:15:46,070 --> 00:15:48,165 Yeah, you're right. I don't even know where I was going with that. 169 00:15:48,166 --> 00:15:50,468 - Alex Hicks! - Yes, ma'am? 170 00:15:50,499 --> 00:15:52,033 Quiet! 171 00:15:54,232 --> 00:15:57,301 - Sorry. - That's strike two! 172 00:15:57,332 --> 00:15:59,934 One more strike and you're headed to the office. 173 00:16:05,265 --> 00:16:07,767 - Mean old hag. - Mm-hmm. 174 00:16:10,465 --> 00:16:13,534 Now make an incision 175 00:16:13,566 --> 00:16:15,834 through the muscular tissue. 176 00:16:24,299 --> 00:16:25,767 Hey. 177 00:16:30,166 --> 00:16:31,834 No way. 178 00:16:44,632 --> 00:16:47,001 You think what they say about Mary is true, 179 00:16:47,002 --> 00:16:48,498 - that she's pregnant? - Shhh! 180 00:16:48,499 --> 00:16:49,666 What? 181 00:16:49,667 --> 00:16:51,698 Miss hawker just told you guys to shut up, 182 00:16:51,699 --> 00:16:54,301 so shut up. I'm trying to learn. 183 00:16:55,465 --> 00:16:57,433 There's your prom date. 184 00:16:57,465 --> 00:16:59,500 Oh, dude, you know what? 185 00:16:59,532 --> 00:17:02,182 Fuck what I said about taking Cassie to the prom, man. 186 00:17:02,200 --> 00:17:04,268 Serious ramifications involved. 187 00:17:04,299 --> 00:17:05,733 Big fucking problem. 188 00:17:12,200 --> 00:17:14,535 Now set the heart aside. 189 00:17:16,732 --> 00:17:18,700 Next is the liver. 190 00:17:20,732 --> 00:17:22,166 Oh. 191 00:17:23,732 --> 00:17:24,866 Aw. 192 00:17:24,899 --> 00:17:27,468 Marc's a fucking douchebag. 193 00:17:27,499 --> 00:17:29,367 Mmm. 194 00:17:29,399 --> 00:17:34,003 Think if our dads were millionaires, we'd be douchebags too? 195 00:17:34,033 --> 00:17:35,834 I don't know. 196 00:17:35,866 --> 00:17:37,133 You would be. 197 00:18:19,232 --> 00:18:22,568 You little shit. 198 00:18:53,566 --> 00:18:55,634 Hey, are you all right? 199 00:18:55,666 --> 00:18:57,267 Yeah. 200 00:18:58,832 --> 00:19:00,366 No. 201 00:19:07,332 --> 00:19:08,933 What's the problem? 202 00:19:11,299 --> 00:19:14,201 I got dumped. 203 00:19:14,232 --> 00:19:16,100 Ungrateful shit. 204 00:19:21,133 --> 00:19:23,368 I don't know the guy, 205 00:19:23,399 --> 00:19:25,701 but anybody that would do that to you 206 00:19:25,732 --> 00:19:27,567 is a fool, in my opinion. 207 00:19:27,599 --> 00:19:30,969 I mean, if he didn't realize how lucky he was, 208 00:19:30,999 --> 00:19:34,402 then he's, like, the stupidest guy on earth. 209 00:19:34,432 --> 00:19:35,800 Really? 210 00:19:35,832 --> 00:19:37,066 Really. 211 00:20:10,166 --> 00:20:13,469 Wait wait. Wait. 212 00:20:13,499 --> 00:20:15,033 What's wrong? 213 00:20:16,866 --> 00:20:18,534 Nothing. 214 00:20:18,566 --> 00:20:20,301 Nothing. 215 00:20:24,066 --> 00:20:26,234 Oh, ow! 216 00:20:26,265 --> 00:20:29,368 - Ow! - Sorry, it's the braces. 217 00:20:29,399 --> 00:20:30,633 It's cool. 218 00:20:58,499 --> 00:21:01,435 Uh, hey. Hey, uh... 219 00:21:01,465 --> 00:21:05,869 So what's the deal? We gonna go to prom together or- 220 00:21:05,899 --> 00:21:07,900 is that cool? 221 00:21:09,066 --> 00:21:11,034 No. 222 00:21:11,066 --> 00:21:14,736 Oh, well, I just- I just assumed... 223 00:21:14,766 --> 00:21:17,235 Look, kid, 224 00:21:17,265 --> 00:21:20,635 you're real nice and sweet and everything. 225 00:21:20,666 --> 00:21:24,703 But this wasn't about you and me, okay? 226 00:21:24,732 --> 00:21:27,968 This was about revenge. 227 00:21:27,999 --> 00:21:30,034 Re-revenge. 228 00:21:30,066 --> 00:21:31,267 Yeah. 229 00:21:31,299 --> 00:21:33,401 Besides, I work for a living. 230 00:21:33,432 --> 00:21:35,634 Wha- 231 00:21:35,666 --> 00:21:40,470 would you-would you please go to prom with me? I mean- 232 00:21:40,499 --> 00:21:45,403 if I can get one of the other girls to cover my shift, 233 00:21:45,432 --> 00:21:48,468 maybe I'll meet you there. 234 00:21:48,499 --> 00:21:50,100 How's that? 235 00:21:50,133 --> 00:21:53,402 Yeah. Yeah yeah. That's awesome. 236 00:21:53,403 --> 00:21:55,531 That-I mean, that actually works better for me 237 00:21:55,532 --> 00:21:57,834 in the long run. That's cool. Okay. 238 00:21:57,866 --> 00:22:00,301 I will see you-prom. 239 00:22:00,332 --> 00:22:02,200 See you there. 240 00:22:09,766 --> 00:22:11,801 Good afternoon, Jonathan. 241 00:22:11,832 --> 00:22:13,667 Hey. 242 00:22:13,699 --> 00:22:15,100 Daryl, Dane. 243 00:22:15,101 --> 00:22:17,132 We heard about you getting your butt kicked. 244 00:22:17,133 --> 00:22:19,134 Heard you cried like a little pussy. 245 00:22:19,166 --> 00:22:21,334 Yeah, that's not exactly what happened. 246 00:22:21,335 --> 00:22:22,932 That's not how we were informed. 247 00:22:22,933 --> 00:22:24,868 Yeah, Alex said that your little- 248 00:22:24,899 --> 00:22:27,501 so is it now safe to assume 249 00:22:27,532 --> 00:22:29,967 that you will be coming over tonight after all? 250 00:22:29,999 --> 00:22:33,736 Uh, I don't know, you guys. It's prom night. 251 00:22:33,766 --> 00:22:36,635 News flash, John-prom blows. 252 00:22:36,666 --> 00:22:39,568 How you gonna pass up 'bride of the cannibals 2: 253 00:22:39,599 --> 00:22:41,968 The director's cut' for a gay dance? 254 00:22:41,999 --> 00:22:45,769 It's the most insane sequel ever made, it's banned in over 26 countries. 255 00:22:45,770 --> 00:22:48,032 Can you even begin to comprehend that awesomeness? 256 00:22:48,033 --> 00:22:49,865 Yeah, we heard there's this one part 257 00:22:49,866 --> 00:22:52,431 where the broad with the piranha teeth bites the guy's dick and balls. 258 00:22:52,432 --> 00:22:54,801 John, you see it in a close-up. 259 00:22:55,799 --> 00:22:57,400 That does sound good. 260 00:22:57,432 --> 00:22:59,066 Yeah. 261 00:22:59,099 --> 00:23:02,635 But I'm still not sure what I'm doing tonight. 262 00:23:02,636 --> 00:23:04,831 What do you mean you don't know what you're doing? 263 00:23:04,832 --> 00:23:06,500 Prom's in, like, five hours. 264 00:23:06,501 --> 00:23:08,565 Who are you gonna ask at this point, your mother? 265 00:23:08,566 --> 00:23:10,098 If mom would let me go to the dance, 266 00:23:10,099 --> 00:23:11,765 I'd be fucking so much pussy tonight. 267 00:23:11,766 --> 00:23:13,968 - Hey, John. - Hey, Cassie. 268 00:23:13,969 --> 00:23:15,464 Hey, do you want to walk with me? 269 00:23:15,465 --> 00:23:17,200 Yeah, sure. 270 00:23:17,232 --> 00:23:18,766 Yeah? 271 00:23:18,799 --> 00:23:21,034 I'll catch you guys later. Cool? 272 00:23:33,666 --> 00:23:35,467 Oh my god, those two are so funny. 273 00:23:35,499 --> 00:23:36,833 - D & d? - Yeah. 274 00:23:36,834 --> 00:23:39,098 Oh my god, I heard Dane scored 1500 on his sats. 275 00:23:39,099 --> 00:23:40,733 - 1550. - What? 276 00:23:40,766 --> 00:23:42,567 - Yeah. - No way. How old is that kid? 277 00:23:42,599 --> 00:23:44,133 - Like 12. - Oh my god. 278 00:23:44,134 --> 00:23:45,898 Yeah, but I think he's living proof 279 00:23:45,899 --> 00:23:48,434 that you can be smart and stupid at the same time. 280 00:23:48,435 --> 00:23:50,565 You should see when he and Alex get together. 281 00:23:50,566 --> 00:23:52,932 Oh, Alex-I haven't talked to him in, like, forever. 282 00:23:52,933 --> 00:23:54,634 It's so weird. How is he? 283 00:23:54,666 --> 00:23:56,734 He's good, you know? 284 00:23:56,766 --> 00:23:59,135 - He's still Alex. - Yeah? 285 00:23:59,136 --> 00:24:01,464 Yeah, I think we're gonna go over to their house later 286 00:24:01,465 --> 00:24:03,867 and watch some movies or something. 287 00:24:03,899 --> 00:24:05,589 Okay. So you're not going to prom? 288 00:24:05,599 --> 00:24:07,267 Nah. 289 00:24:07,299 --> 00:24:10,435 Yeah, me neither. 290 00:24:10,436 --> 00:24:12,264 Well, you'll probably be disappearing 291 00:24:12,265 --> 00:24:14,199 to some amazing medical school soon, right? 292 00:24:14,200 --> 00:24:15,801 I did get into Adams. 293 00:24:15,832 --> 00:24:17,433 - You got into Adams? - Yeah. 294 00:24:17,465 --> 00:24:21,035 - Oh my god, why didn't you tell me? - I'm telling you now. 295 00:24:21,066 --> 00:24:24,269 Well, congratulations. That's awesome. That's what you wanted. 296 00:24:24,299 --> 00:24:25,967 Yeah, I guess it is. 297 00:24:25,999 --> 00:24:28,000 - Wow. - Thanks. 298 00:24:30,265 --> 00:24:32,533 So how are you doing? 299 00:24:32,566 --> 00:24:35,235 - What? - Everything. 300 00:24:35,236 --> 00:24:37,231 I don't know. I mean, it's okay. I don't know. 301 00:24:37,232 --> 00:24:39,798 I'm fine, I don't know. Like, relationships are hard. 302 00:24:39,799 --> 00:24:42,134 What can you do? Yackety schmakety. 303 00:24:42,166 --> 00:24:44,935 It was the right decision, though. 304 00:24:44,966 --> 00:24:47,068 - Yeah? - Yeah. 305 00:24:47,069 --> 00:24:49,132 You know, you're probably the only person I know 306 00:24:49,133 --> 00:24:51,165 who's actually going to do something with their life. 307 00:24:51,166 --> 00:24:53,434 - Oh, come on, that's not true. - No, it's true. 308 00:24:53,435 --> 00:24:55,865 Seriously, like, I have no clue what I'm gonna do. 309 00:24:55,866 --> 00:24:57,133 Nobody does, you know? 310 00:24:57,134 --> 00:24:59,231 Oh my god, everybody's going to be so super jealous 311 00:24:59,232 --> 00:25:02,568 when you come back to town and you're this really famous doctor 312 00:25:02,599 --> 00:25:06,602 and they're all a bunch of fat townies with ugly babies. 313 00:25:06,603 --> 00:25:09,498 I'm serious. Like, even Marc was jealous of you, you know that? 314 00:25:09,499 --> 00:25:12,835 Come on, Cassie, all these compliments you're paying me 315 00:25:12,836 --> 00:25:14,731 are making me a little uncomfortable. 316 00:25:14,732 --> 00:25:17,798 Well, you know, today's the only day you're gonna get 'em, so enjoy. 317 00:25:17,799 --> 00:25:20,401 Cassie, mom's looking for you! 318 00:25:20,432 --> 00:25:22,967 - Okay. - I guess you better get going, huh? 319 00:25:22,999 --> 00:25:26,068 Yeah. Well, it was nice talking to you, John. 320 00:25:26,099 --> 00:25:28,468 - Yeah. Yeah, you too. - Bye. 321 00:25:35,099 --> 00:25:37,267 Hey, Cassie, wait up! 322 00:25:38,399 --> 00:25:40,868 Hey, do you want to go to prom with me? 323 00:25:42,532 --> 00:25:45,902 Look, I know you've been through a lot-things are a mess... 324 00:25:45,933 --> 00:25:47,701 But it's prom, you know? 325 00:25:47,702 --> 00:25:51,898 I don't know, it's the last few weeks of high school, 326 00:25:51,899 --> 00:25:56,236 and I just figure it'd be the kind of thing that we'd regret not having done. 327 00:25:56,265 --> 00:25:58,233 Look, I really want to go. 328 00:25:58,265 --> 00:26:02,502 And you're the only person I could see myself going with. 329 00:26:02,532 --> 00:26:04,700 So how about it? 330 00:26:04,732 --> 00:26:08,802 I can't, John. I'm sorry. 331 00:26:08,832 --> 00:26:12,802 Look, if you're worried about me getting beat up or anything, 332 00:26:12,803 --> 00:26:15,231 - don't worry about it. - No, I'm not worried about that. 333 00:26:15,232 --> 00:26:18,431 Like, I-it's just like my brother's sick and I've got all this stuff to do. 334 00:26:18,432 --> 00:26:20,133 And it's just, like, I don't know. 335 00:26:20,166 --> 00:26:22,201 It's just too much, you know? 336 00:26:22,232 --> 00:26:24,133 - I understand. - Yeah? 337 00:26:24,166 --> 00:26:26,801 - Yeah, it's all right. - Well, call me later. 338 00:26:28,599 --> 00:26:30,634 - Bye. - Bye. 339 00:26:40,732 --> 00:26:43,301 'Bride of the cannibals' it is. 340 00:26:44,832 --> 00:26:46,533 Stupid. 341 00:26:59,866 --> 00:27:02,568 Here's your pancakes, sweetie. 342 00:27:02,599 --> 00:27:04,934 Oh, Lucille. 343 00:27:04,966 --> 00:27:08,536 I've been dreaming about your pancakes all day. 344 00:27:08,566 --> 00:27:10,668 I know, baby. 345 00:27:10,699 --> 00:27:13,835 That's what all the young boys say. 346 00:27:25,599 --> 00:27:27,701 Oh, what the fuck, man? 347 00:27:34,699 --> 00:27:37,068 Bill! Bill! 348 00:27:37,099 --> 00:27:38,767 - Jesus. - Okay, bill! 349 00:27:38,799 --> 00:27:41,301 Deliver us from all of this evilness! 350 00:27:41,332 --> 00:27:43,701 Full of the devil! I know you did it! 351 00:27:43,732 --> 00:27:45,567 Bill, you gotta breathe. 352 00:27:45,599 --> 00:27:48,802 Breathe. Breathe. In the name of all that is holy, 353 00:27:48,832 --> 00:27:51,935 oh, hallelujah, lord. 354 00:27:51,966 --> 00:27:54,601 9-1-1. 355 00:27:54,632 --> 00:27:57,868 God, deliver us from these evil evil people! 356 00:28:04,365 --> 00:28:08,335 Oh! Oh my god! 357 00:28:08,365 --> 00:28:13,069 Bill, you're in trouble! Oh! Bill! 358 00:28:14,066 --> 00:28:16,101 The ambulance will be right here. 359 00:28:16,133 --> 00:28:18,235 Bill, I know where you come from, bill. 360 00:28:18,265 --> 00:28:21,801 I know you're- come on, bill! Oh! 361 00:28:21,832 --> 00:28:24,568 Hallelujah! Hallelujah! 362 00:28:31,999 --> 00:28:33,100 Shit. 363 00:28:33,133 --> 00:28:36,736 This is bad news. This is real bad news. 364 00:29:38,699 --> 00:29:39,966 Yeah? 365 00:29:39,999 --> 00:29:42,134 I hope you're dressed. I have got big news. 366 00:29:42,166 --> 00:29:45,502 The entire team is going to the prom after all. 367 00:29:45,532 --> 00:29:47,800 Oh, so there's an 'i' in team now? 368 00:29:47,832 --> 00:29:50,534 John, don't try to be funny. You're not good at it. 369 00:29:50,566 --> 00:29:52,901 You're just not good at it. Hey, don't hang up. 370 00:29:52,933 --> 00:29:55,068 I didn't mean that. No no no no no no. 371 00:29:55,099 --> 00:29:56,633 John? John? 372 00:29:56,666 --> 00:30:00,536 - Spit it out. - Funny you should say that actually. 373 00:30:10,866 --> 00:30:13,335 All you need to know is that I have a date for prom. 374 00:30:13,365 --> 00:30:15,834 You need to get your ass out of fucking bed, 375 00:30:15,866 --> 00:30:18,635 get on a suit and tie, and that's it. 376 00:30:18,636 --> 00:30:21,498 You know, after listening to you rag on prom for the last week, 377 00:30:21,499 --> 00:30:23,634 I think I finally came around. 378 00:30:23,666 --> 00:30:25,401 Prom blows. 379 00:30:52,066 --> 00:30:53,734 That was a lot of rings. 380 00:30:53,766 --> 00:30:56,735 - I'm gonna go now. - No no, dude, come on. 381 00:30:56,766 --> 00:30:58,634 Dude, please. 382 00:30:58,666 --> 00:31:01,668 Please? You can't let me go to this by myself. 383 00:31:01,669 --> 00:31:04,398 You're my best friend. You can't do that. It's not in the book. 384 00:31:04,399 --> 00:31:06,534 You can't do this. Please, man. 385 00:31:06,566 --> 00:31:08,234 Please. 386 00:31:08,265 --> 00:31:10,433 - Please? - All right. 387 00:31:10,465 --> 00:31:13,167 I'll go. 388 00:31:13,200 --> 00:31:16,069 Thank god. 389 00:32:57,799 --> 00:33:00,535 - Hey. - Who goes there? 390 00:33:00,566 --> 00:33:03,302 Police. Open up. 391 00:33:03,332 --> 00:33:06,435 Oh, okay. 392 00:33:06,465 --> 00:33:07,966 Come on. 393 00:33:07,999 --> 00:33:09,900 Hey, look, she said she was 18. 394 00:33:09,901 --> 00:33:11,665 I always believe what children say. 395 00:33:11,666 --> 00:33:13,698 No, man, I need to see your delivery schedule. 396 00:33:13,699 --> 00:33:15,767 - Open the fucking gate. Come on. - Oh, okay. 397 00:33:15,799 --> 00:33:18,001 Okay, all right. 398 00:33:18,033 --> 00:33:20,402 I got the key right here. 399 00:33:20,432 --> 00:33:22,333 - No, wrong key. - Come on, man. 400 00:33:22,334 --> 00:33:24,065 - It's a fucking emergency. - I found it. 401 00:33:24,066 --> 00:33:26,435 No. Maybe it's this one. 402 00:33:28,732 --> 00:33:30,567 Son of a bitch. 403 00:33:30,599 --> 00:33:32,200 Looks like that one. Here it is. 404 00:33:38,666 --> 00:33:40,334 Gross. 405 00:34:13,399 --> 00:34:14,533 Hey. 406 00:34:16,832 --> 00:34:19,201 Sorry. I didn't mean to scare you. 407 00:34:19,232 --> 00:34:20,499 Rick. 408 00:34:20,532 --> 00:34:22,467 What are you doing here? 409 00:34:22,499 --> 00:34:25,235 What do you mean? I came to see you. 410 00:34:26,566 --> 00:34:27,800 Me? 411 00:34:27,832 --> 00:34:30,034 Yeah. Is that not okay? 412 00:34:30,066 --> 00:34:33,636 No. I mean, yes. I mean, what about Sandy? 413 00:34:33,666 --> 00:34:37,369 Oh, she's busy preparing her prom queen speech. 414 00:34:37,399 --> 00:34:39,067 Couldn't take it. 415 00:34:39,099 --> 00:34:42,535 Plus I wanted to talk to you. 416 00:34:42,566 --> 00:34:44,200 Really? 417 00:34:44,232 --> 00:34:46,067 Sure. 418 00:34:46,099 --> 00:34:48,734 Yeah, the place-it looks really great. 419 00:34:48,766 --> 00:34:50,734 You do great work. 420 00:34:50,766 --> 00:34:52,567 You think so? 421 00:34:52,599 --> 00:34:54,300 Oh, yeah. 422 00:34:54,332 --> 00:34:56,067 It's beautiful. 423 00:35:12,899 --> 00:35:17,203 Ungrateful little shits. 424 00:35:23,966 --> 00:35:25,667 Come on. 425 00:35:25,699 --> 00:35:28,868 - What if the teachers show up? - To the pool? 426 00:35:31,133 --> 00:35:32,968 Get 'em off. 427 00:35:54,632 --> 00:35:57,668 Come on! It's beautiful! 428 00:37:07,232 --> 00:37:10,435 - Oh, Rick. - Oh, frederica. 429 00:37:10,465 --> 00:37:12,266 I want to fuck you. 430 00:37:12,299 --> 00:37:14,501 Wait, do you have a condom? 431 00:37:14,532 --> 00:37:17,134 I'll pull out. 432 00:37:19,666 --> 00:37:22,168 What? What's wrong? 433 00:37:22,200 --> 00:37:25,236 Oh, are you on your period? 434 00:37:25,265 --> 00:37:27,467 No, I'm a virgin. 435 00:37:38,966 --> 00:37:40,901 - What-what now? - Fuck! 436 00:37:40,933 --> 00:37:43,035 My tooth. 437 00:37:44,066 --> 00:37:45,567 What the fuck? 438 00:37:45,599 --> 00:37:47,600 Oh my god, help me! 439 00:37:47,632 --> 00:37:49,600 Oh, stay away from me. 440 00:37:49,632 --> 00:37:51,333 Rick, help me. 441 00:37:51,365 --> 00:37:52,999 What is wrong with you? 442 00:37:53,000 --> 00:37:55,132 I bet my friends that you would be an easy fuck, 443 00:37:55,133 --> 00:37:57,735 not that you would be all fucked up! 444 00:37:59,933 --> 00:38:01,734 Help me! 445 00:38:01,766 --> 00:38:04,235 You bled in my mouth! 446 00:38:16,133 --> 00:38:18,134 Frederica? 447 00:38:19,200 --> 00:38:21,869 Frederica, stop it! 448 00:38:24,166 --> 00:38:25,767 Shit. 449 00:38:26,999 --> 00:38:28,800 Frederica! 450 00:38:30,399 --> 00:38:32,501 Frederica! 451 00:38:33,999 --> 00:38:35,467 Aw, shit. 452 00:39:04,566 --> 00:39:06,834 Whoo! Fuck! 453 00:39:06,866 --> 00:39:08,901 He cleans up real good, huh? 454 00:39:08,933 --> 00:39:10,768 Where did you get that? 455 00:39:10,799 --> 00:39:13,301 Um, my mom got it down from the attic. 456 00:39:13,332 --> 00:39:15,967 Well, it's very dapper. 457 00:39:15,999 --> 00:39:17,800 Dapper? I like that. 458 00:39:20,365 --> 00:39:22,066 Whoo. 459 00:39:22,099 --> 00:39:24,201 So should we just call it? 460 00:39:24,202 --> 00:39:26,264 Head over to d & d's and watch movies all night? 461 00:39:26,265 --> 00:39:27,733 Yeah, we should. 462 00:39:27,766 --> 00:39:29,901 Mm-hmm. 463 00:39:29,933 --> 00:39:32,101 Well, fuck that, motherfucker! 464 00:39:32,133 --> 00:39:35,202 We're gonna get laid tonight. I got a sure thing in there. 465 00:39:35,232 --> 00:39:37,534 Come on. This is it, baby- 466 00:39:37,535 --> 00:39:40,464 one last night to hate your life just a little bit fucking more. 467 00:39:40,465 --> 00:39:41,899 This is it, motherfucker. 468 00:39:41,933 --> 00:39:46,003 Two men going to prom together. It's exactly as it should be. 469 00:39:52,232 --> 00:39:55,635 Shit, man. Paperwork's never been my thing. 470 00:39:55,666 --> 00:39:59,169 Hey, careful with those files. 471 00:39:59,200 --> 00:40:01,769 Hey, uh, I'm just the night guard. 472 00:40:01,770 --> 00:40:03,998 I don't know anything about any of that stuff. 473 00:40:03,999 --> 00:40:07,869 If this is about some kind of bookkeeping cover-up or whatever, 474 00:40:07,899 --> 00:40:09,600 I don't know nothing about that. 475 00:40:09,632 --> 00:40:11,166 Just, you know, say no. 476 00:40:11,200 --> 00:40:13,168 Hey, you haven't seen my application 477 00:40:13,169 --> 00:40:15,264 floating around at the station, have you? 478 00:40:15,265 --> 00:40:17,233 I sent one in like six months ago. 479 00:40:17,265 --> 00:40:20,234 - Hey, what's today? - Friday. 480 00:40:20,265 --> 00:40:21,799 No, the fucking date, man. 481 00:40:21,832 --> 00:40:23,867 Um... 482 00:40:23,899 --> 00:40:26,368 Jesus! Shit! 483 00:40:29,632 --> 00:40:32,301 Oh, daddy. 484 00:40:32,302 --> 00:40:34,132 You got another fucking beer, man? 485 00:40:34,133 --> 00:40:36,335 Shh. My secret stash. 486 00:40:38,332 --> 00:40:40,600 Oh, yeah. All right. 487 00:40:40,632 --> 00:40:42,066 Yeah. 488 00:40:44,200 --> 00:40:45,834 Can I use your phone? 489 00:40:45,866 --> 00:40:47,667 Yeah, just dial 9, 490 00:40:47,699 --> 00:40:51,069 then you'll hear a dial tone, then you dial the area code 491 00:40:51,070 --> 00:40:53,798 and then your number. It's different than a regular phone. 492 00:40:53,799 --> 00:40:55,534 - Is it working? - Herman. 493 00:40:55,566 --> 00:40:57,734 It's me, Winston. 494 00:40:57,766 --> 00:41:00,236 Hey, man, I'm in some deep fucking shit down here. 495 00:41:00,265 --> 00:41:03,167 You gotta help me. Man, turn down the 'sepulter' 496 00:41:03,200 --> 00:41:05,101 and listen to me, motherfucker! 497 00:41:05,133 --> 00:41:07,568 No, I'm fucking serious, man. 498 00:41:07,599 --> 00:41:10,201 - I... hey, these guys with you? 499 00:41:10,232 --> 00:41:12,000 Hold on. 500 00:41:12,999 --> 00:41:14,767 No. 501 00:41:14,799 --> 00:41:16,934 Fuck, man! 502 00:41:18,265 --> 00:41:20,900 Now do me a fucking favor, man. 503 00:41:20,933 --> 00:41:22,968 You gotta tell these motherfuckers 504 00:41:22,999 --> 00:41:26,102 that the water coming out of here is bad news. 505 00:41:26,133 --> 00:41:28,435 They cannot deliver it. Do you understand me? 506 00:41:28,465 --> 00:41:29,766 Why do I gotta tell them? 507 00:41:29,799 --> 00:41:32,134 Man, it's jurisdiction bullshit, you know? 508 00:41:32,166 --> 00:41:34,735 Ah, bureaucracy. Okay. 509 00:41:34,766 --> 00:41:39,070 Look, man, you're gonna be a fucking hero for this. 510 00:41:39,099 --> 00:41:40,300 Oh. 511 00:41:40,301 --> 00:41:42,498 Know what kind of pussy you're gonna get for this? 512 00:41:42,499 --> 00:41:44,667 Oh, man, you're gonna get the sashimi. 513 00:41:44,699 --> 00:41:46,133 What's that? 514 00:41:46,166 --> 00:41:48,768 Man, that's the primo pussy, man- 515 00:41:48,799 --> 00:41:50,734 no smell. 516 00:41:50,766 --> 00:41:52,267 Fucking hero, man. 517 00:41:52,299 --> 00:41:54,734 Yeah. Thanks, man. 518 00:41:58,465 --> 00:42:00,300 The water here is bull- 519 00:42:55,099 --> 00:42:57,801 so where is your hot date? 520 00:42:57,832 --> 00:42:59,833 She's late. 521 00:43:02,599 --> 00:43:05,969 Or not fucking coming. 522 00:43:05,999 --> 00:43:08,468 I'm gonna go get some punch. 523 00:43:08,499 --> 00:43:11,101 Do you want some more? 524 00:43:11,133 --> 00:43:14,102 No, it tastes like someone pissed in it. 525 00:43:14,133 --> 00:43:16,835 I'm gonna go lower my standards. 526 00:43:29,499 --> 00:43:30,800 I can't find Rick! 527 00:43:30,832 --> 00:43:33,134 I am not gonna be embarrassed on that stage! 528 00:43:33,166 --> 00:43:34,634 I am the prom queen 529 00:43:34,666 --> 00:43:36,367 and he's the prom king! 530 00:43:36,399 --> 00:43:38,400 Why are you trying to ruin my life? 531 00:43:38,432 --> 00:43:41,301 Sandy, nobody's trying to ruin your life. 532 00:43:41,302 --> 00:43:42,965 Perhaps he's just in the boys' room. 533 00:43:42,966 --> 00:43:45,201 Just calm down. 534 00:43:45,232 --> 00:43:47,200 Miss hawker? 535 00:43:47,232 --> 00:43:48,433 Ow! 536 00:43:52,332 --> 00:43:54,167 Guess who. 537 00:43:54,200 --> 00:43:55,568 Cassie? 538 00:43:55,599 --> 00:43:57,801 - It's me! - Cassie! 539 00:43:57,832 --> 00:43:59,700 - You're here! - I'm here! 540 00:43:59,732 --> 00:44:02,201 - Yeah, I changed my mind. - Have some punch. 541 00:44:02,232 --> 00:44:04,801 Thanks. Yeah, I thought about what you said today. 542 00:44:04,832 --> 00:44:08,101 I don't know, I just thought, you're right. You know? It's prom. 543 00:44:08,133 --> 00:44:11,135 That's so great. I'm so glad that you're here. 544 00:44:11,166 --> 00:44:13,468 - Great. - Hey, baby. 545 00:44:13,499 --> 00:44:17,269 Hey, John. Sweetheart, do you think you can give John and I a minute? 546 00:44:17,299 --> 00:44:20,735 Because I would really like to apologize to him too. 547 00:44:20,766 --> 00:44:22,567 - I'll just be a minute. - Okay. 548 00:44:22,599 --> 00:44:23,666 - Okay? - Yeah. 549 00:44:23,699 --> 00:44:25,333 I'll bring you a fresh cup. 550 00:44:25,365 --> 00:44:26,699 Bye, John. 551 00:44:34,099 --> 00:44:36,434 Are you trying to be an asshole? 552 00:44:36,465 --> 00:44:39,835 I told you to stay away from her. 553 00:44:39,836 --> 00:44:42,264 But you couldn't leave well enough alone, could you? 554 00:44:42,265 --> 00:44:45,568 Could you? 555 00:44:45,569 --> 00:44:48,965 You want to know something about the girl of your dreams over there? 556 00:44:48,966 --> 00:44:52,069 Not only is she here with me and not you, 557 00:44:52,099 --> 00:44:54,134 but I'm gonna be fucking her tonight. 558 00:44:54,135 --> 00:44:56,264 I'm gonna take her home and I'm gonna fuck her 559 00:44:56,265 --> 00:44:58,300 every which way I want because I can. 560 00:44:58,332 --> 00:45:01,501 And no matter what I do, she's always gonna come back to me. 561 00:45:01,532 --> 00:45:03,734 What do you think about that? 562 00:45:09,200 --> 00:45:12,269 What? Oh, do you like that, faggot? 563 00:45:12,299 --> 00:45:14,067 Stop this! Stop this! 564 00:45:14,099 --> 00:45:16,901 Fuck you, man! Fuck you, man! 565 00:45:16,933 --> 00:45:18,701 - Fuck you! - What did you do? 566 00:45:18,702 --> 00:45:20,831 - Cassie, I didn't do anything. - That's a lie! 567 00:45:20,832 --> 00:45:23,467 You did something. Why do you always have to fight? 568 00:45:23,499 --> 00:45:24,900 Asshole! 569 00:45:24,933 --> 00:45:27,101 You hit like your fucking boyfriend. 570 00:45:30,465 --> 00:45:32,533 I didn't fucking do anything! 571 00:45:32,566 --> 00:45:34,935 This is bullshit! He fucking started it! 572 00:45:34,936 --> 00:45:37,032 Watch your mouth! This is the second time today 573 00:45:37,033 --> 00:45:38,565 I've had to deal with this nonsense from you. 574 00:45:38,566 --> 00:45:41,199 You're out of here. I will not tolerate this barbaric behavior- 575 00:45:41,200 --> 00:45:44,236 - are you fucking blind? He started it! - Out out! 576 00:45:44,265 --> 00:45:48,168 I am out! I can't get any more out than this! 577 00:45:49,432 --> 00:45:52,234 School sucks! 578 00:45:52,265 --> 00:45:54,634 John, wait! 579 00:45:54,666 --> 00:45:56,734 Will you wait? Wait! 580 00:45:59,365 --> 00:46:01,366 Jesus Christ. 581 00:46:47,499 --> 00:46:51,102 John! John, will you wait? 582 00:46:51,133 --> 00:46:53,535 Will you just wait? John! 583 00:46:53,566 --> 00:46:56,101 What, Cassie? What? What do you want? 584 00:46:56,102 --> 00:46:57,765 - I'm just sorry. - Oh, you're sorry? 585 00:46:57,766 --> 00:46:58,831 You're sorry for what? 586 00:46:58,832 --> 00:47:00,831 You're sorry that I get blamed for everything 587 00:47:00,832 --> 00:47:02,831 or you're sorry that your boyfriend's a fucking asshole? 588 00:47:02,832 --> 00:47:05,865 Or you're sorry that you're too stupid to tell the difference? 589 00:47:05,866 --> 00:47:08,168 Is that it? Huh? 590 00:47:08,169 --> 00:47:10,199 You gotta be a little clearer with me tonight 591 00:47:10,200 --> 00:47:11,998 because I've got a bit of a headache! 592 00:47:11,999 --> 00:47:14,634 - John! - Fuck you! 593 00:47:14,666 --> 00:47:18,403 He is the worst human being in this fucking school, 594 00:47:18,432 --> 00:47:21,401 and you are the best. 595 00:47:21,432 --> 00:47:23,901 Now how does that work? Huh? 596 00:47:24,899 --> 00:47:26,333 Hmm? 597 00:47:26,365 --> 00:47:28,533 No, I want to know about that process- 598 00:47:28,566 --> 00:47:30,167 what goes through your head. 599 00:47:30,200 --> 00:47:33,603 How you can not like me, someone you've known for your entire life, 600 00:47:33,604 --> 00:47:35,831 someone who would treat you like an absolute queen, 601 00:47:35,832 --> 00:47:39,035 and instead go for that piece of shit back there. 602 00:47:39,066 --> 00:47:40,901 Why? 603 00:47:40,933 --> 00:47:43,435 Because he's rich? Because he's popular? 604 00:47:43,465 --> 00:47:46,734 I mean, Jesus, Cassie, you're not even poor. 605 00:47:46,766 --> 00:47:49,068 I mean, how obvious does it have to be? 606 00:47:49,099 --> 00:47:51,501 You would have to be practically retarded 607 00:47:51,532 --> 00:47:53,734 not to see that I'm in love with you. 608 00:47:53,766 --> 00:47:55,400 Everybody sees it. 609 00:47:55,432 --> 00:47:58,201 Marc sees it. 610 00:47:58,232 --> 00:48:01,935 Do you have any idea how embarrassing that is? 611 00:48:01,966 --> 00:48:03,667 No. 612 00:48:03,699 --> 00:48:06,034 No, of course you don't. 613 00:48:06,066 --> 00:48:08,435 I'm done with it. It's over. 614 00:48:08,465 --> 00:48:11,301 I can't take it anymore, Cassie. 615 00:48:17,632 --> 00:48:20,301 Hey, kids, you're gonna have to get back inside. 616 00:48:20,302 --> 00:48:22,464 Yo, we're having a conversation here, asshole. 617 00:48:22,465 --> 00:48:24,300 Not anymore. It's over. 618 00:48:24,301 --> 00:48:26,831 You need to get your girlfriend and take her back inside. 619 00:48:26,832 --> 00:48:29,431 That's not my girlfriend, all right, man? I'm going home. 620 00:48:29,432 --> 00:48:32,268 Stop! 621 00:48:32,299 --> 00:48:34,434 Get inside now! 622 00:48:34,465 --> 00:48:35,899 All right. 623 00:48:40,632 --> 00:48:42,900 - What the hell was that? - I don't know. 624 00:48:44,933 --> 00:48:47,402 I have a bad feeling. We gotta get out of here. 625 00:48:47,432 --> 00:48:48,833 Go. 626 00:49:40,099 --> 00:49:41,767 Who are they? 627 00:49:47,699 --> 00:49:50,568 I don't know. 628 00:49:50,599 --> 00:49:53,902 But I don't think that they're cops. 629 00:49:53,933 --> 00:49:57,069 Now I need you to go in there and get Alex, okay? 630 00:49:57,099 --> 00:49:59,768 No matter what he says, you get him out of there. 631 00:49:59,769 --> 00:50:01,798 You drag him by the hair if you have to, okay? 632 00:50:01,799 --> 00:50:03,667 Okay. But what about everyone else? 633 00:50:03,668 --> 00:50:05,698 I'm gonna tell principal St. Clair what's going on, 634 00:50:05,699 --> 00:50:07,798 but I'm not staying here any longer than that. 635 00:50:07,799 --> 00:50:09,998 No matter what he says, we're getting out of here, okay? 636 00:50:09,999 --> 00:50:11,333 Okay. 637 00:50:21,099 --> 00:50:23,701 - Alex! Alex! - Cassie, have you seen John? 638 00:50:23,732 --> 00:50:26,901 You've got to come outside with me right now, okay? 639 00:50:26,933 --> 00:50:30,703 You just fucking cock blocked me. 640 00:50:39,465 --> 00:50:42,134 Okay. don't get kicked out of prom. Just come with me. 641 00:50:42,166 --> 00:50:44,001 - All right. - God! 642 00:50:58,599 --> 00:51:01,535 Well well well. 643 00:51:01,566 --> 00:51:03,534 It is time 644 00:51:03,566 --> 00:51:05,834 to announce the prom king 645 00:51:05,866 --> 00:51:08,368 and the prom queen! 646 00:51:14,033 --> 00:51:16,468 Freak! 647 00:51:25,365 --> 00:51:27,633 God, what is taking him so long? 648 00:51:27,634 --> 00:51:31,264 So what are you talking about? There's dead bodies in here or something? 649 00:51:31,265 --> 00:51:33,266 You're not listening to me! 650 00:51:33,267 --> 00:51:34,765 I've had more than enough of this from you! 651 00:51:34,766 --> 00:51:36,400 - I told you to go home. - Back off! 652 00:51:36,432 --> 00:51:39,201 All right? Now there's a dead body in the pool 653 00:51:39,202 --> 00:51:41,264 and there's people surrounding the school! 654 00:51:41,265 --> 00:51:42,766 All right? Do something! 655 00:51:42,767 --> 00:51:44,665 Come on, boy, what kind of fool do you take me for? 656 00:51:44,666 --> 00:51:46,698 Principal St. Clair, there are people with guns outside- 657 00:51:46,699 --> 00:51:48,331 men in vans with guns! Will you just look? 658 00:51:48,332 --> 00:51:49,633 All right, wait a minute. 659 00:51:49,666 --> 00:51:51,768 Stay right here. Do not move. 660 00:51:51,799 --> 00:51:53,567 Go! 661 00:51:54,766 --> 00:51:57,468 What the hell is going on? 662 00:51:57,499 --> 00:52:00,001 They locked the doors! 663 00:52:00,033 --> 00:52:02,268 Wait, what? We're fucking trapped? 664 00:52:02,299 --> 00:52:04,467 What's going on out there? 665 00:52:07,666 --> 00:52:09,634 I'm the principal of this school! 666 00:52:09,666 --> 00:52:11,701 I demand to know what's going on. 667 00:52:31,499 --> 00:52:35,002 Who is that girl? Why is everyone looking at her? 668 00:52:35,033 --> 00:52:37,135 This is supposed to be my big night! 669 00:53:25,866 --> 00:53:28,335 Help me. 670 00:53:29,365 --> 00:53:31,066 Help me! 671 00:53:32,099 --> 00:53:33,600 Help. 672 00:54:01,090 --> 00:54:05,898 What, is this fucking terrorism or something? 673 00:54:05,899 --> 00:54:07,367 Why'd they lock us in? 674 00:54:07,399 --> 00:54:09,749 We just need to find a phone-we need to get help. 675 00:54:09,750 --> 00:54:11,831 No, we need to get out of here before they can lock all the doors. 676 00:54:11,832 --> 00:54:13,533 Art room has outside doors. 677 00:54:13,534 --> 00:54:15,565 No, the auditorium's way better 'cause it leads out back. 678 00:54:15,566 --> 00:54:18,969 What, is this contagious? Did you see that guy's fucking face? 679 00:54:18,970 --> 00:54:21,364 I don't know, man. You don't look sick. Neither do you. 680 00:54:21,365 --> 00:54:22,466 What the fuck? 681 00:54:22,467 --> 00:54:25,498 Last time I checked kids were taking trench coats to school, 682 00:54:25,499 --> 00:54:27,467 not fucking biological weapons! 683 00:54:46,432 --> 00:54:48,433 - My back. - Okay, all right. 684 00:54:49,832 --> 00:54:51,567 We need to get out of here. 685 00:54:51,599 --> 00:54:53,600 They're here! They're here! 686 00:55:12,399 --> 00:55:14,400 - Look. - What? 687 00:55:23,066 --> 00:55:26,736 No no no no. Oh, fuck. 688 00:55:26,766 --> 00:55:29,568 No no no no. 689 00:55:29,599 --> 00:55:32,001 Stupid fucking bitch. 690 00:55:32,033 --> 00:55:33,334 That fucking bitch. 691 00:55:33,365 --> 00:55:35,266 No no no. Oh oh! 692 00:55:35,299 --> 00:55:37,868 Fucking bitch. 693 00:55:37,899 --> 00:55:39,900 Fucking... 694 00:55:39,933 --> 00:55:41,100 Fuck. 695 00:55:41,133 --> 00:55:43,423 What do I fucking do? Don't fucking look at it. 696 00:55:43,432 --> 00:55:45,267 What the fuck? 697 00:55:45,299 --> 00:55:46,800 Oh, god. 698 00:55:46,801 --> 00:55:48,464 I need to go to the fucking library. 699 00:55:48,465 --> 00:55:51,631 I need to get those medical books- those books you always use, right? 700 00:55:51,632 --> 00:55:53,700 - Fuck! - It's not an std! 701 00:55:53,732 --> 00:55:56,267 You need a doctor, not a book! Cassie! 702 00:55:56,299 --> 00:55:57,800 Cassie! 703 00:56:14,666 --> 00:56:16,934 Something is wrong. 704 00:56:16,966 --> 00:56:19,735 Something is very wrong. 705 00:56:22,899 --> 00:56:24,867 I had the baby. 706 00:56:24,899 --> 00:56:28,669 Please help me, please! 707 00:56:29,799 --> 00:56:32,301 - I-I can't help you. - Please! 708 00:56:32,332 --> 00:56:36,402 - You're sick, I can't... my baby! I don't know what to do! 709 00:56:50,999 --> 00:56:52,800 Please! 710 00:56:55,133 --> 00:56:57,268 Get away from me! Get away from me! 711 00:56:57,299 --> 00:56:59,534 Get away from me! 712 00:57:01,832 --> 00:57:03,600 Don't come any closer! 713 00:57:03,632 --> 00:57:07,302 Don't move, please! 714 00:57:07,332 --> 00:57:11,736 - Please please... - Oh, god! Oh, god! 715 00:57:16,799 --> 00:57:18,534 Oh god. 716 00:57:18,566 --> 00:57:20,334 Cassie! 717 00:57:54,232 --> 00:57:57,034 Get the fuck down, man! Get your ass out of sight. 718 00:57:57,066 --> 00:58:00,436 Oh no, man! What's your problem? 719 00:58:00,465 --> 00:58:03,434 I'm a fucking chick magnet, man. 720 00:58:03,435 --> 00:58:05,631 And this fucking world's coming to an end, 721 00:58:05,632 --> 00:58:07,633 and we gotta get the fuck out of dodge. 722 00:58:07,634 --> 00:58:08,932 No, don't do this to me, man. 723 00:58:08,933 --> 00:58:11,298 I just came down here to pick your silly ass up, man. 724 00:58:11,299 --> 00:58:13,300 What is this, man? 725 00:58:13,332 --> 00:58:16,268 Oh, light beer. You are pathetic. 726 00:58:16,299 --> 00:58:17,767 Take that back. 727 00:58:17,799 --> 00:58:20,101 Listen, man, I got everything figured out. 728 00:58:20,133 --> 00:58:22,602 I got my paperwork out of that fucking office. 729 00:58:22,632 --> 00:58:25,434 They're not even gonna know I was ever here, man. 730 00:58:25,435 --> 00:58:27,331 Yeah, well, I hate to rain on your parade- 731 00:58:27,332 --> 00:58:30,098 you just don't quit the police force without somebody noticing, man. 732 00:58:30,099 --> 00:58:31,331 You ever think about that? 733 00:58:31,332 --> 00:58:33,665 Up until this afternoon I was a fucking cop, remember? 734 00:58:33,666 --> 00:58:35,701 I know how this fucking bullshit works. 735 00:58:35,702 --> 00:58:37,898 I got it all covered. Just get the fuck out of here. 736 00:58:37,899 --> 00:58:41,132 You sure about this, Charlie, man? This is gonna be a mighty tall order. 737 00:58:41,133 --> 00:58:43,435 Let's roll, man. It's cool. 738 00:58:43,465 --> 00:58:45,133 All right then. 739 00:58:47,365 --> 00:58:48,966 Where are we headed? 740 01:00:13,033 --> 01:00:14,567 Come on. 741 01:00:35,200 --> 01:00:36,768 Are those gunshots? 742 01:00:36,799 --> 01:00:38,200 Come on. 743 01:00:47,299 --> 01:00:48,767 Please be quiet. 744 01:00:48,799 --> 01:00:50,901 My-my legs! 745 01:00:50,933 --> 01:00:52,868 They're going out! 746 01:00:52,899 --> 01:00:54,233 I made it! 747 01:00:54,265 --> 01:00:56,767 Please please help me! 748 01:00:56,799 --> 01:00:58,967 Help me! 749 01:01:00,966 --> 01:01:02,801 I made it! 750 01:01:02,832 --> 01:01:05,301 I made it! 751 01:01:05,332 --> 01:01:09,269 Please! Please help me! 752 01:01:21,599 --> 01:01:23,300 Please! 753 01:02:00,832 --> 01:02:02,833 - Alex! - Alex! 754 01:02:07,432 --> 01:02:11,068 Shit! He's not here! He's in the library. 755 01:02:11,069 --> 01:02:13,464 He's sick, all right? Whatever it is, he's got it 756 01:02:13,465 --> 01:02:15,932 and he's convinced that he can save himself if he knows what it is. 757 01:02:15,933 --> 01:02:18,132 He thinks I can help him. I can't fucking help him! 758 01:02:18,133 --> 01:02:21,135 Fuck! I never should have let him go! 759 01:02:22,365 --> 01:02:24,700 You know I can't leave him? You know that? 760 01:02:24,732 --> 01:02:26,467 Let's just go and get him then. 761 01:02:58,999 --> 01:03:02,035 - Hey. Hey. - John. 762 01:03:02,066 --> 01:03:04,902 Have you seen my date? 'Cause I'd like to give her 763 01:03:04,933 --> 01:03:06,534 some of my mind. 764 01:03:26,999 --> 01:03:28,700 No! 765 01:03:30,866 --> 01:03:32,634 Doors doors! 766 01:03:32,666 --> 01:03:34,501 Cassie, please! Come on, it's me! 767 01:03:34,532 --> 01:03:37,601 - Hey hey! - Don't fucking touch me, John! 768 01:03:37,632 --> 01:03:40,401 - Cassie! - It's a skin disease, man. 769 01:03:40,432 --> 01:03:42,600 It's a skin disease. 770 01:03:42,632 --> 01:03:46,702 They're in the building. You gotta get out of here! 771 01:03:46,703 --> 01:03:48,965 - You gotta get out of here. - Cassie, open the door! 772 01:03:48,966 --> 01:03:52,336 You gotta get out of here. They're shooting people, John. 773 01:03:54,465 --> 01:03:57,434 Open the doors right now! 774 01:03:57,465 --> 01:03:59,033 Open them! 775 01:03:59,066 --> 01:04:01,735 Cassie? Cassie? 776 01:04:01,736 --> 01:04:03,932 - Come on, it's me! - I can't. You might be sick. 777 01:04:03,933 --> 01:04:07,069 No no! I'm not sick. I'm fine. Please! 778 01:04:07,099 --> 01:04:10,368 Please! Open the fucking door right now. 779 01:04:10,369 --> 01:04:12,765 Do you hear me? Are you listening to what I'm saying? 780 01:04:12,766 --> 01:04:15,101 Open this door right now! 781 01:04:15,133 --> 01:04:18,202 Will you fucking shut up? Go away! 782 01:04:18,232 --> 01:04:19,900 Open the door. 783 01:04:23,866 --> 01:04:25,300 I can't! 784 01:04:25,301 --> 01:04:28,364 Look on the bright side, John- if I hadn't made you go to prom, 785 01:04:28,365 --> 01:04:31,135 you wouldn't have ended up with the girl of your dreams. 786 01:04:32,432 --> 01:04:36,035 Cassie, do you hear me? Are you listening to what I'm saying? 787 01:04:36,066 --> 01:04:38,635 You open this door right now! 788 01:04:40,732 --> 01:04:45,470 Cassie, please come on. You gotta open this door. You gotta let me in. 789 01:04:47,265 --> 01:04:48,633 Now! 790 01:04:50,766 --> 01:04:53,101 Cassie, please come on. Listen, I can help you. 791 01:04:53,102 --> 01:04:55,331 Listen to what I'm saying to you. This is me here. 792 01:04:55,332 --> 01:04:56,733 I can help you. 793 01:05:42,166 --> 01:05:44,167 Let's go. 794 01:05:45,832 --> 01:05:47,400 Come on! 795 01:05:56,766 --> 01:05:59,296 No one's being allowed through. The road's closed. 796 01:05:59,299 --> 01:06:00,833 It's an emergency situation. 797 01:06:00,834 --> 01:06:02,865 Come on, pal. We're already late for the wedding. 798 01:06:02,866 --> 01:06:04,968 - Cut us some slack. - No can do. 799 01:06:04,999 --> 01:06:08,902 Strict orders. You need to turn around and head back right now. 800 01:06:08,933 --> 01:06:12,002 Oh, this is fucked, man. We gotta get out of here. 801 01:06:12,033 --> 01:06:14,802 Don't worry about it, cousin. I'll handle this. 802 01:06:17,799 --> 01:06:20,635 Excuse me, officer? 803 01:06:20,666 --> 01:06:24,169 Why don't you step into my office for a minute? 804 01:06:24,200 --> 01:06:26,168 Listen, I'm a businessman 805 01:06:26,200 --> 01:06:29,970 and what do you say we work something out, okay? 806 01:06:31,365 --> 01:06:33,100 Butterfingers. 807 01:06:51,666 --> 01:06:53,300 Move it now! 808 01:06:55,066 --> 01:06:56,534 Where are we going? 809 01:06:56,566 --> 01:06:58,868 I need you to do something for me. 810 01:07:14,432 --> 01:07:16,100 It's gonna go really fast 811 01:07:16,133 --> 01:07:19,469 and then I'm gonna go into shock, okay? 812 01:07:19,499 --> 01:07:21,100 You're gonna have to do this. 813 01:07:23,499 --> 01:07:24,967 Okay? 814 01:08:14,265 --> 01:08:16,066 What I said before? 815 01:08:16,099 --> 01:08:18,468 I didn't mean it. 816 01:08:18,499 --> 01:08:20,100 Yeah, you did. 817 01:08:30,599 --> 01:08:32,167 Move, motherfucker! 818 01:08:32,200 --> 01:08:34,869 I'm gonna crack your fucking skull, bitch! 819 01:08:34,899 --> 01:08:37,835 Do you fucking hear me? Okay? 820 01:08:37,866 --> 01:08:39,834 Put your fucking head down, man! 821 01:08:39,866 --> 01:08:42,134 Fuckin' hit me, motherfucker! 822 01:08:42,166 --> 01:08:43,500 Yeah, come on, man! 823 01:08:43,532 --> 01:08:46,101 Yeah yeah! You gettin' warm, motherfucker! 824 01:08:46,102 --> 01:08:48,364 I gave you everything! You were nothing before me! 825 01:08:48,365 --> 01:08:52,268 You think you can just drop me because you fucking feel like it? 826 01:08:52,299 --> 01:08:54,934 What about my feelings? 827 01:08:54,966 --> 01:08:58,536 What the fuck? What the fuck? Feelings! 828 01:08:58,566 --> 01:09:01,368 How could you fucking do this to me, huh? 829 01:09:01,399 --> 01:09:03,601 I fucking loved you! 830 01:09:03,632 --> 01:09:06,468 - Cassie! - You don't break up with me! 831 01:09:06,499 --> 01:09:09,802 Nobody breaks up with me! Okay? 832 01:09:09,832 --> 01:09:12,668 What the fuck does he have that I don't? 833 01:09:12,699 --> 01:09:15,635 I want to fucking know! Do it, bitch! 834 01:10:10,966 --> 01:10:13,335 Just a little bit further. You've gotta get up. 835 01:10:13,365 --> 01:10:15,667 I lost too much blood. 836 01:10:15,699 --> 01:10:17,600 You've got to get out of here. 837 01:10:17,632 --> 01:10:19,367 Go go. 838 01:10:19,399 --> 01:10:21,701 Just come on, come on. You're gonna be fine. 839 01:10:21,732 --> 01:10:23,700 - You gotta go. - No. 840 01:10:23,732 --> 01:10:27,102 - Get up. - He's there! Get him on the horn! 841 01:10:27,133 --> 01:10:30,870 No. John, we've got to go. We gotta go, we gotta go. 842 01:10:30,899 --> 01:10:32,934 Come on, come on, come on, come on. 843 01:10:36,832 --> 01:10:39,701 No no no! 844 01:10:39,732 --> 01:10:43,302 No no no no! 845 01:10:45,265 --> 01:10:47,000 Go go go! 846 01:10:47,033 --> 01:10:50,870 Go! Run! 847 01:10:50,899 --> 01:10:54,435 Ow! Ow! Run! 848 01:10:54,465 --> 01:10:56,967 Run! Fuck you! 849 01:11:34,232 --> 01:11:38,269 Somebody! Please! Please! 850 01:11:38,299 --> 01:11:41,535 Please help me! Please! 851 01:11:41,566 --> 01:11:44,936 Stop the car! Please! Please! 852 01:11:44,966 --> 01:11:47,802 Please stop the car! Please please! 853 01:11:47,832 --> 01:11:50,401 Stop stop! Please! 854 01:11:50,432 --> 01:11:51,966 What seems to be the trouble? 855 01:11:51,967 --> 01:11:54,199 I need to go to the hospital. Please help me, please! 856 01:11:54,200 --> 01:11:56,565 What the fuck happened? Your old man kicked you around? 857 01:11:56,566 --> 01:11:59,402 No, I just need to go to the hospital, you guys! Please! 858 01:11:59,432 --> 01:12:01,233 - Come on in. - Please! 859 01:12:03,532 --> 01:12:06,268 This is my cousin Herman and I'm Winston. 860 01:12:06,269 --> 01:12:08,431 Thank you. Winston, can we just please get out of here? 861 01:12:08,432 --> 01:12:10,400 - Please? Please? - Fuckin' a! 862 01:12:10,432 --> 01:12:12,000 Hit it, Herman. 863 01:13:00,499 --> 01:13:02,400 Break a leg, whore. 864 01:13:02,432 --> 01:13:04,200 Fuck you, troll. 865 01:13:07,866 --> 01:13:11,336 And don't touch my stuff, bitch. 866 01:13:39,232 --> 01:13:40,733 That is hot. 867 01:14:04,499 --> 01:14:07,768 I think that chick goes to my kid's high school. 868 01:14:07,799 --> 01:14:11,135 Man, that's fucking hot. 869 01:14:11,166 --> 01:14:13,434 Yeah, right? 870 01:14:19,566 --> 01:14:20,616 Yeah. 871 01:14:22,166 --> 01:14:24,101 Yeah! 872 01:15:35,999 --> 01:15:38,668 I'd still fuck her. 873 01:15:38,699 --> 01:15:40,467 No doubt. 874 01:15:50,666 --> 01:15:53,168 Honey, how old are you? 875 01:15:53,200 --> 01:15:55,735 Old enough. 876 01:15:58,832 --> 01:16:00,667 Excuse me. 877 01:16:00,699 --> 01:16:02,834 You okay? 878 01:16:02,866 --> 01:16:04,400 Honey, you- 879 01:16:04,432 --> 01:16:07,902 you just make me so hot. 880 01:16:16,166 --> 01:16:17,300 What the fuck? 881 01:16:19,799 --> 01:16:21,534 Fucking bitch. 882 01:16:21,566 --> 01:16:22,934 God. 883 01:16:32,632 --> 01:16:36,569 Hey. The song wasn't over. 884 01:16:39,299 --> 01:16:41,501 Fucking whores. 885 01:25:47,899 --> 01:25:49,900 Prom blows.