翻译：微博 @DaweianAnyways @罗伯特不是鸡哥 转制请保留译者信息
片名：爱的那点性事
[法语] la petite mort 一个小小的死亡
[翻译] the little death 一个小小的死亡
defn.（定义） [俚语]高潮
高潮
- It tickles. - 好痒啊 - Want me to stop? - 想让我停下吗？
Yeah, can you just come up here and fuck me, please? ……是的，停下来跟我做爱吧
OK. 好的
No, no, no. Not right after. Come on. 天哪行行好，别就这么亲我啊！
- Oh, I'm sorry, I won't. - 噢抱歉，我不会了 - Don't you dare! - 你敢！
Take this off. 把它脱掉
I brushed my teeth, I brushed my teeth, I brushed my... Mmm. 我刷了牙，刷了牙，刷了...
- Have you set the alarm? - 你设闹钟了吗？ - Mm-hm. - 嗯
性受虐癖 [指喜欢在羞辱或痛苦中享受性愉悦的癖好]
- Paul? - Paul? - Hm? - 嗯?
- Can we talk for a sec? - 我们能聊一会吗？ - Of course, honey. What? - 亲爱的，当然了，聊什么？
I want to tell you something but I'm embarrassed. 我想告诉你一件事，但是我有点尴尬
Say it. 说吧
Well, I need you... I need you not to judge me. OK? 我想让你...你别想歪好吗？
It's important that you don't judge me. 千万别瞎想，这很重要
- Promise me you won't. - 答应我，你不会瞎想 - Hey, sweetheart, what? - 哎呀甜心，是什么？
I want you to rape me. 我想让你强奸我
- That's it? - 就这？ - Yes. - 嗯
That's what you were embarrassed about? 这就是让你尴尬的事？
Yes. 嗯
- OK. - 好的 - Really? - 真的吗？
Of course. 当然了
You're a ten, babe. 宝贝，十分
You're a fucking ten out of ten. 你是十分制里的满分十分
You're 20 out of ten. To me. You're five stars. 你是十分制的二十分，对我来说你是五星好评
Yeah? Come here. 是吗？过来
Feel better? 感觉好点了？
Uh... No. Paul. Paul，不是这样的
Honey, not... 亲爱的，不是
Not 'rate' me. 不是给我打分
Rape me. 是强奸我
- What? - 什么？ - I want you to rape me. - 我想让你强奸我
- You want what? - 你想要什么？ - You to rape me. - 要你强奸我
- You want me to rape you? - 你想让我强奸你 - Yes. - 嗯
- What are you talking about? - 你在说什么啊 - It's a fantasy of mine. - 这是我的幻想
What, getting raped? 幻想什么？被强奸吗？
Yeah, it's like your foot thing. 就跟你有恋足癖一样
Um, it's a bit different, I think, hon. 噢，那可不一样，亲爱的
- How? - 哪里不一样了 - How? - 什么？
How is sucking your toes different from me raping you? 你想问我，恋足癖跟强奸你哪里不一样了！？
Oh, come on, you know what I mean. 噢行啦，你知道我什么意思
It's something I've always wanted to try. 我一直很想尝试
I just thought it might be a nice thing 我觉得，
for us to talk about. 把话说开也有好处
- You know, just to be honest. - 你知道的，我们必须彼此坦诚相待 - Yeah. - 嗯
I'm going to... 我打算...
No? What? 什么？
- Not now, not now. - 不是，不是现在 - No? When? - 不是现在？那是什么时候？
- Um, I don't want to know. - 我不想知道 - OK, tomorrow, or...? - 好吧，明天，或者...？
No, no, I don't want to know, Paul. 不不，Paul，我不想知道
I'm working late on Friday 周五我下班会很晚
if you want to knock it on the head... 如果你真的想这么做的话
You're not listening. I don't want to know. 听我说，我不想知道
I don't want to know when. I don't want to know where. 我不想知道时间、地点
I don't even want to know... for sure... 我不想确切地知道这些
- Yeah? - 嗯？ - ..that it's you. - 这些完全取决于你
Right. 好吧
Yeah, I don't know how to take that, babe. 宝贝，我不知道该怎么做
Honey, it's a really common fantasy. 亲爱的，这只是很普遍的幻想而已
Yeah, I'm not 100% sure it is, hon. 我可不百分百确定这一点，亲爱的
It is actually and you said you wouldn't judge me. 就是这样，而且你说过不会以此界定我
No, I didn't. I absolutely did not. 不，我没有，当然不会
How did you expect I'd react, Maeve? Maeve，那你想让我怎么反应呢？
You just told me you had a fantasy 你刚刚就这样告诉了我你的性幻想
that doesn't involve me! 而且它还与我无关
No, what? Yes, it does! 不，什么？当然跟你有关！
You said you want to be raped but not by me. 你说你想被强奸，但不是被我强奸
No! Oh, no, no, no, darling, that's not what I meant. 不不，亲爱的，我不是这个意思
Oh, my God, you are so fucking beautiful. 上帝啊，你很帅
No, I want to be raped by you. 我就想被你强奸
No, you don't. 不，你不想
Yes, you are the only man in the world I want to rape me. 在这个世界上，我只想让你来强奸我
I love you but because I love you 我爱你，但是正是因为我爱你
and because you're the only man I want to be with, 正是因为我只想跟你在一起
I want you to have sex with me. 所以我的做爱对象只能是你
Oh, Pauly, I adore you. Pauly，我爱你
I just want for one little second, like, to fear 我只是需要那么一点时间，来感受害怕
what might be like if it was somebody else. 体验一下，如果是别人会是什么感觉
- Does that make sense? - 明白了吗？ - Not really. - 没全懂
OK, go to sleep, we'll talk about it another time. 好了，睡觉吧，我们以后再谈
Blowjobs. 手活
- That's good, Daniel. - 很好，继续说，Daniel - It's Dan. - 叫我Dan
Forgive me, that's good, Dan. 哦，抱歉，继续，Dan
Let's explore blowjobs. 我们就来深入聊聊手活
It's going to come out the wrong way. 我们或许不该这么坦白的吧……
There is no wrong way. 不不，这很应该
- Her blowjobs... - 她的手活…… - Say it... to Evie. - 对着Evie说
Your blowjobs... 你的手活
..aren't... very... 不是...非常...
..good. ..好
They're not...They're not that bad. 它们...它们也没那么差
They are. 它们有那么差
Well, you remember the last time you went down on me, Dan? Dan，还记得我们最后一次做爱吗？
- 'Cause I don't. - 因为我可不记得了 - OK. OK. - 好吧，好吧
- Regularity's not the issue. - 周期可不算是问题 - Let's just... take a breath. - 让我们...冷静一下
When was the last time you had sex? 你们上次做爱是什么时候？
Um... 呃...
- Like, um... - 好像是... - It was, um, it was... - 是...
It was last month before your fun run. 是你参加募捐长跑的前一个月
Was it? 是吗？
OK. What seems to be missing here is communication. 好了，看来你们真正缺少的是沟通
But you're both struggling with that. 但鉴于你们尝试无果，
So as an experiment tonight... 所以今晚试试
..don't be Evie and Dan. ……别做Evie和Dan
Instead, be two different people 进入一个其他人的角色
who aren't afraid to say what they want. 成为敢于说出自己真正想要什么的人
Are you familiar with role play? 你们了解角色扮演吗？
角色扮演癖 [通过角色扮演提高性趣]
♪ Oh, baby, how you gonna make me feel good? ♪
♪ Do a dance, let me see ya... ♪
Miss Redding, sorry to keep you waiting. Redding小姐，很抱歉让你久等
- What? Why are you laughing? - 你在笑什么？ - I'm sorry. - 对不起
- Why is this funny? - 哪里好笑了？ - I'm sorry, I wasn't ready. - 抱歉，我还没准备好
- Just do it again. - 再来一次 - Seriously? - 真的？
- Go, sorry, I wasn't ready. - 真的，对不起，我还没准备好 - Evie, don't laugh 'cause... - Evie，别笑了
- You'll wreck it. - 你在破坏气氛 - Sorry. - 抱歉
Miss Redding. Redding小姐
Detective. 探长
I'm going to need to ask you a few questions, 合适的话，我想
if that's alright. 问你几个问题
- Depends. - 这要看情况 - On what? - 什么情况？
On whether you're the good cop or the bad cop. 这得取决于你是个好警察还是坏警察
- Which one are ya? - 那，你是哪一种？ - Guess. - 你猜
Good cop. 好警察
Guess again. 再猜
I said, guess again. 我说，再猜一次
Now, Miss Redding, are you going to cooperate? 现在，Redding小姐，你打算合作了吗？
Fuck me. 上我
But they're watching us behind the mirror. 但他们在镜子后面看着我们呢
Don't care. Fuck me. 无所谓，上我
- That was amazing. - 太惊人了 - Yeah. - 嗯
- You were amazing. - 你刚刚真是不可思议 - So were you, E. - 你也是，E
- Where did that come from? - 这种快感到底是从哪来的？ - I don't know. - 我不知道
You really became that guy. 你好像真的变成那个人了一样
Detective Dan. 探长Dan
- So strong and believable. - 如此强壮有安全感 - Really? - 真的吗？
Yeah. 嗯
I mean it, Dan, maybe you should have been an actor. 我是说，Dan，也许你本该成为一个演员
You have the right to remain silent. 你有权保持沉默
Everything you say... You have the right to remain silent. 你说的每一句话...你有权保持沉默
Anything you say will be taken down 你说的每一句话都会被记下
in a court of law. 并作为法庭证词
You can't. 你不能
Yeah, I can. No, you can't. 我能……不，你不能
Yeah, I just did it. 我能，我刚刚就成功了
- Honey, you still awake? - 亲爱你，你还没睡吗？ - Yeah... - 嗯
I really like the role play thing. 我真的很喜欢角色扮演
Yeah, me too. 我也是
I definitely think we should do it again sometime. 我真的觉得我们应该什么时候再来一次
Hm. 嗯
Richard?
Richard.
Hey. I'm about to come, quick. Quick, quick, quick. 嗨，我刚要射，你快来，快点，快点
- Yeah, yeah, yeah. - Yeah.
Oh, oh... Yes.
Yes.
You know I'm not ovulating now, right? 你知道我现在没在排卵期的，对吧
Yeah, yeah, I just thought 啊我知道，我只是觉得
it'd be a shame to waste it, you know, just in case. 没必要浪费，而且，万一中奖了呢
Oh, God. 天呐
- That was good timing. - 来的正好 - Hmm. - 嗯
How was your day? 今天过得如何？
- Good. Fine. Boring. - 好啊，不错，蛮无聊的 - Yeah? - 是吗？
- How was yours? - 你呢？ - Same. Same. - 差不多吧
- You smell good. - 你很好闻 - Mm. - 嗯
- Cup of tea? - 来杯茶？ - Yeah, thanks, hon. - 好的，谢谢
Oop. Yep.
♪ You gotta give a little ♪
♪ Take a little... ♪
Earl Grey or Russian Caravan? 伯爵茶还是俄罗斯茶？
Earl Grey. 伯爵茶
♪ That's the story of, that's the glory of love... ♪
It's the same every time. 每次都一样，毫无新意
Two days before I start ovulating, twice a day, 在我排卵前两天做，一天早晚两次
morning and night in the recommended position. 永远是正常体位
And for 20 minutes afterwards, I elevate my hips. 做完20分钟后我会抬臀
And it's been like that for almost three years now 我们已经这样做了三年
so you can't tell me that there isn't something wrong. 你能不能告诉我，我们哪里做错了
There isn't something wrong. 你们没做错
Sometimes it just comes down to bad luck. 有时候只是运气差而已
Will you please just tell us what to do? 你能直接告诉我们该怎么做吗？
'Cause I'll try anything. 因为我几乎把方法都试遍了
Do you climax at the point of ejaculation? 他射精的时候你能高潮吗？
Mutual orgasms are said to increase 同时高潮据说是能够增加
the chances of conception. 怀孕几率的
So do you orgasm during sex? 做爱的时候你能高潮吗？
Yeah, I mean, I have. Yeah. 是的，我能，是的
While you've been trying to conceive? 在你尝试受孕期间？
Oh, no, not since I've been married. 哦不，婚后一段时间之后吧
How's your cervical mucus? OK? 宫颈粘液如何？正常吗？
It's good. Yeah. 很好，真的
Good. And what about the doctor? 好的，医生怎么说？
Did she say anything or...? 她有说什么吗？
Actually, she, uh, she did say one thing. 事实上，她，的确说了一件事
- Yeah? - 嗯？ - Um... - 呃...
Yeah. She said that it might help if I orgasm during sex. 她说，如果做爱的时候我能高潮或许能够帮助受孕
You orgasm during sex all the time. 你每次都高潮啊
Yeah, so... 是啊，所以...
Yeah, we just... We, uh, keep doing what we're doing. 我们就...保持原样吧
- Yeah. - 好的 - Knuckle down. - 认真点
Hey.
If having a baby was easy, everyone would be doing it. 如果生小孩那么容易，每个人都会生啦
I think everyone is doing it. 我的确认为每个人都在生
Yeah, but their babies suck. Ours is going to be awesome. 但他们的孩子不行的，我们的孩子才是最棒的
We'll be right. 我们会有孩子的
I should get that. That'll be work. 我能感觉到，那会有用的
Hello.
You want to go outside? 想出去吗？
Babe. What's wrong, honey? 亲爱的，出了什么事？
My dad's dead. 我爸爸去世了
Oh, my God. 天呐
He, uh... had a...had a heart attack. 他..心脏病...突发
No. 不
I've never seen you cry before. 我以前从没见你哭过
恋哭癖 [看见别人哭会产生性快感的癖好]
Whoa, whoa, whoa... 哇哦……
Hey, the place looks great. I am so jealous. 这地方看起来不错，我好羡慕你啊
- Thank you. - 谢谢 - Well, slowly but surely... - 但，不得不说
Only one thing left to do now, Paul. 你们还有一件事没做，Paul
- Yael. - Yael - What do you mean? - 你指什么？
I think she means marriage, mate. 我想她指的是结婚，兄弟
- Oh, right, - 哦，对 - What, it's been five years? - 什么，已经五年了！
- Six. - 六年了 - Six? - 六年？
- Yeah. - 好吧 - So what are you waiting for? - 所以你们到底在等什么？
- OK, that's enough. - 够了 - No, it's OK, it's fine. - 没事的，没关系
Uh, no, it's, like, we're not really waiting for anything. 其实，我们没有在等
We're just not really marriage kind of people, that's all. 我们不是那种纠结于婚姻关系的人，仅此而已
Yeah. 好吧
What? We've talked about this. 怎么了？我们讨论过的
- I know. - 我知道 - We laughed about it. - 我们都不喜欢婚姻
We said we didn't need to go through all that. 我们说过的，我们没必要去顾及这些死板的东西
Yeah, I know. I know. 噢，我知道的，我知道
Um, should we do dessert? 我们吃甜点吧？
- Yes, please! - 哦好的 - Let's do that. - 来吧
- Great. - 棒极了 - Thank you. - 谢谢
Thanks, darling. 谢谢你，亲爱的
- You OK? - 你还好吗？ - Hmm. - 嗯
- You seem a little bit... - 你看上去有点.... - I'm fine, I'm fine. - 我很好
Hey, can I ask you something? Have you ever... 我能问你件事吗？你有没有...
Have you ever... 你有没有...
Have you ever raped anybody? 你有没有强奸过别人？
No. Who's been saying that? 当然没有，谁跟你说的？
- No-one, no, it's... - 没人，只是... - Have you? - 难道你有过？
No. 没
No, I haven't and that's the thing. I don't really want to. 我没做过，而且我并不想这么做
Mate, that's good. That's good. 兄弟，这很好，这很好……
- You don't have to. - 你没必要这样做 - No. - 不
Mate, I'm not... 兄弟，我不是...
No, it's not that, it's... It's not me, it's... 不，不是这样，不是我……
It's Maeve. She's got this, uh... 是Maeva，是她想出来的主意
What? 什么？
I don't even know what you call it. 我都不知道要怎么定义它
- That thing, this, uh... - 这个东西，呃 - Oh. Like a fantasy? - 哦，是幻想吗？
Yeah. A fantasy. How did you know that? 噢，是的，幻想，你怎么知道的？
OK. Rape fantasy - very common. 好吧，强暴幻想，蛮正常的
No shit. That's what she said. 靠，她也这么说
Yeah. Yael's got one. Massive one. Yael就有这样的幻想，而且很严重
- Really? And you've never...? - 真的吗？你有没有... - No, can't be done. - 才没有
I've tried but it's a flawed fantasy. 我试过，但这种幻想本身就是有漏洞的
- Not possible. - 这是不可能发生的 - Why? - 为什么？
Well, think about it. 你想，
The moment someone asks to be raped, it stops being rape. 如果一个人要求被强奸，那就不叫强奸了
Right? It's only rape if they don't want it. 是吧？只有他们不想要，那才叫强奸
- She wants it - not rape. - 她想要，所以不叫强奸 - Right. - 确实
The reason they can't get what they want 他们之所以不能如愿被强暴
is because they want it. 正是因为他们想要
God, that doesn't seem fair. 上帝啊，这不公平
Sucks, mate. 事实如此啊，兄弟
There's got to be something I can do. 我肯定能为她做点什么
I just want to make her happy. 毕竟我只想让她开心而已
Whatever happened to good, old-fashioned... 传统乏味的性爱方式
- ..run-of-the-mill sex? - 又有什么不好呢？ - Yeah. - 是啊
People have to complicate it with all this kinky shit. 人们总喜欢玩点花样
Yeah. 是啊
You don't have anything like that, do ya? 你不是这样的，对吧
- Hm? - 嗯？ - No weird fetish? - 没有奇怪的癖好吧
Nah. I mean, define 'weird', you know. 没，我是说，“奇怪”还是需要界定一下的
Hi.
- Hi! Hi, sorry to bother you. - Hi, 很抱歉打扰你 - That's OK. - 没关系
Uh, were you in the middle of something? 你在做什么要紧事吗？
Oh, no, we're just having some lunch. It's alright. 不，我们正在吃饭，没事的
- Oh, I'm so sorry. - 那太抱歉了 - That's fine. - 没关系
I'll be quick. Um, my name's Steve. 长话短说吧，我叫Steve
I've just moved in down the road. 我刚搬进来，就住在路的尽头那边
- Oh, we've just moved in too. - 噢，我们也是刚搬进来 - Hey, how about that! - 真的吗，这么巧！
- Hello, welcome. - 欢迎欢迎 - Thank you. - 谢谢
Well, as I said, I won't keep you. 嗯，我说过，我不会耽搁你很久的
- I'm doing the rounds. - 我在这周围熟悉熟悉环境 - Nice. - 是的
- Visiting the neighbours. - 拜访拜访邻居 - Good. - 好啊
And I wanted to give you these. 我想送给你这些作为小礼物
My way of saying hi. 这是我打招呼的方式
Oh, my God. Golliwogs. 天呐，这是Golliwog饼干！ [注释：Golliwog是19世纪末童话中的一个黑人角色， 在上世纪70年代曾于欧洲和澳大利亚风靡一时]
Also, I am required by federal law to inform you 以及，应法律要求，我必须告知你们
that I am a convicted sex offender. 我是个已经认罪的性侵犯
Where did you find Golliwogs? 你是怎么找到这种Golliwog饼干的？
I didn't think they made them anymore. 我以为市面上已经不卖这种了
- No, they don't, I do. - 不，这些是我亲手做的 - Oh! - 天呐！
Yeah, baking is my little hobby. 烘焙算是我小小的爱好吧
Amazing. I haven't seen these since I was a kid. 厉害！上次见到这种样子的饼干的时候，我还是个孩子呢
I think they stopped making them 我认为他们再也不制作这种样子的饼干了
on account of the, you know, racism. 因为某些种族原因，你懂的
- Yeah, makes you think. - 是的，还是谨慎为好 - Yeah, it does. - 是的
OK, well, I won't keep you any longer. 好了，我不会再打扰你了
- OK, thanks, Dan. - 哦，谢谢你，Dan - Steve. - 我叫Steve
Steve! Sorry. Maeve. Nice to meet you. Steve！对不起，我叫Maeve，很高兴认识你
- Nice to meet you too. - 很高兴认识你 - Thanks so much for this. - 非常感谢你的礼物
- Bye-bye. - 再见！ - Thank you, bye. - 谢谢你，再见！
Please be kidding, 这个点，你开玩笑呢吧
♪ Bung, bung, bung, bung, bung, bung, bung
♪ Bung, bung, bung, bung, bung, bung
♪ Mr Sandman, bring me a dream
♪ Bung, bung, bung, bung
沉睡性癖好 [指通过看别人睡觉获得性满足的癖好]
♪ Make him the cutest that I've ever seen
♪ Bung, bung, bung, bung
♪ Give him two lips like roses and clover
♪ Bung, bung, bung, bung
♪ Then tell him that his lonesome nights are over
♪ Sandman... ♪
- What are you doing? - 你在做什么？ - Nothing. - 没什么
Well, could you brush your teeth 喂，你能不能先刷牙？
if you're going to breathe into my face like that? 你的口臭都吹到我脸上了
♪ Please turn on your magic beam
♪ Mr Sandman, bring me a dream... ♪
♪ Bung, bung, bung, bung, bung, bung, bung
♪ Bung, bung, bung, bung, bung, bung, bung, bung, bung
♪ Mr Sandman, bring us a dream. ♪
I don't want to be the bad guy here, Phil. Phil，我不想表现得像个坏人
But you can't keep falling asleep at work. 但你工作的时候不能老是睡觉啊
I mean, you're dropping the ball. 我是说，这是你的失职
So that's a penalty, that's one strike. 所以你得接受惩罚，这跟没来上班没什么区别啊
I'm sorry, it won't happen again. 对不起，不会有下一次了
- Alright, off you... - 好了，你可以走了 - I'm tired. - 我累了
I didn't get that raise that... 我的工资都没涨……
I told you why I couldn't give you the raise... 我已经告诉过你，你工资没涨的原因了
..home life got a little bit... ..家庭生活有点...
..times are tight, money's tight. ……时间、金钱都很紧张
I mean, we're all feeling the pinch. 我是说，我们都有压力，好吗
- I'm cancelling my holiday. - 我都已经把我自己假期取消了 - Really? - 真的吗？
- Shortening it, yeah. - 缩短了，是的 - OK, I'm sorry. - 好吧，抱歉
It won't happen again. 我保证不会再发生了
Have you ever been to Thailand? 你去过泰国吗？
You've never been, have you? 你没去过，是吧？
Remember I did my shoulder in Bangkok? 你还记得吗，在曼谷，我的肩膀受伤了
The doctor put me on these. Right? 医生给了我这些药
These little suckers will knock you out 这些小药丸能让你
a good six, eight hours. 安安稳稳地睡上七八个小时
OK, I'm not kidding but be careful. 我没有开玩笑，你得小心点
They're from Thailand so they're not technically, 因为这是泰国来的，所以某种程度上……
you know, legal. 你懂的，并不合法
I'm not great with pills. 我不习惯吞药片
I've got a really sensitive gag reflex. 我咽反射非常敏感
I almost choked on them at a school camp when... 原来有一次学校露营的时候，我就噎住了……
So I'll just... I'll put them in some tea. 好吧，所以我...我会把它泡进茶里
There you go. Those'll do the trick. 给，它们会帮助你的
That's the same stuff they force-feed prisoner 囚犯发狂闹事的时候
when they riot. 也被强制服用这种药
So you want to sleep? You're gonna sleep. 只要你想睡，就能睡着
Oh... Come on, guys! 噢...别吵了，孩子们！
We were just... 我们只是在....
You were just nothing. Bedtime. 你们什么都不是，快上床去，到睡觉时间了
Monsters. 怪兽
Hey.
Hey!
Wow.
♪ Beautiful dreamer
♪ Wake unto me
♪ Starlight and dewdrops
♪ Are waiting for thee
♪ Sounds of the rude world
♪ Heard in... ♪ - Dad. - 爸爸
Uh, what are you doing up? 你们在上面干什么？
Off to bed, the pair of ya. Don't make me come up there. 你们两个快上床去，别逼我来赶你们
♪ Gone are the cares
♪ Of life's busy throng
♪ Beautiful dreamer, awake unto me
♪ Beautiful dreamer
♪ Awake unto me. ♪
Good morning. 早上好
- How are you feeling? - 感觉如何？ - Fine. - 不错
Feeling better, actually. 实际上，比以往好
Good. That's good. 很好
I may be a little late tonight. 今晚我可能晚点回来
Not too late, OK? 别太晚了，好吗？
No? Why? 为什么？
I don't know, I just thought that we could... 不知道，我只是觉得我们可以...
What? 什么？
I don't know. 我不知道
- You don't know? - 你不知道？ - No. - 嗯
You really don't know? 你真的不知道？
- I said I don't know. - 我说了我不知道 - Right. - 好吧
- Just not too late, OK? - 就，别那么迟，好吗？ - I won't be too late. - 不会的
Oh, God, I am so sorry. 天呐，太对不起了
No, I'm sorry, it's totally my fault. 不，该道歉的是我，全是我的错
Uh...
Golliwogs? Golliwog饼干?
- Why do you have Golliwogs? - 你怎么会有Golliwog饼干？ - Well, it's why I'm here. - 这就是我来的原因
I've just moved in down the road. 我家在路的那头，刚搬进来的
And I thought I'd just pop in and introduce myself. 我顺道过来拜访，并介绍我自己
- I'm Steve. - 我叫Steve - Uh, Phil. - 我叫Phil
Pleasure to meet you, Phil. Phil，很高兴认识你
Those are my little 'Howdy, neighbour' gifts... for you. 这算是拜访新邻居所送的小礼物吧
God, this takes me back. 天啦，这让我想起小时候
A simpler time. 当时真单纯啊
It really was. 是的
Also, I'm required by federal law to inform you 同时我也被法律要求，必须要告知你
that I am a convicted sex offender. 我是个已认罪的性侵犯
This is so nice of you. 太谢谢你的饼干了
Yeah, yeah. Yeah, yeah. 嗯，嗯……
Baby, you're not crying. 宝贝，你怎么不哭了？
I don't think I have any tears left in me. 我觉得我已经没有眼泪了
I'm sure there's a few more in there. 肯定还有点的
I mean, your dad only just died. 我是说，你爸爸刚刚去世了
Ooh. Baby, shush. 宝贝，嘘
Sorry to keep you waiting, Mrs Hawkins. Hawkins女士，很抱歉让你久等
Actually, doctor, it's 'Miss'. 事实上，医生，你应该称我为“小姐”
Well, Miss Hawkins, why don't you take a seat? 噢，Hawkins小姐，坐下吧
You look very sexy in that outfit, doctor. 你穿着那制服性感极了
Now, Miss Hawkins, I have the results of your test here. Hawkins小姐，现在我手里有你的测试结果
Oh, yes. Will you need to examine me further? 好的，还要再深入检查吗？
Uh, no, no, it's conclusive. 不用了，结果很明显了
And I'm afraid it's bad news. 恐怕是个坏消息
Well, I have been a very bad girl. 噢，过去我可是个坏女孩
- Perhaps you need to... - 也许你需要... - You have hepatitis. - 你得了肝炎
- Sorry, what? - 什么？ - Hepatitis. - 肝炎
Well, that's not very sexy, is it? 唔，肝炎可没那么性感，不是吗？
No, no, it's not. Particularly not hepatitis C. 不不不，确切的说，不是丙肝 [Dan把sexy听成了C]
So, I'm going to prescribe you a course of interferon 所以我打算给你开点抗生素
and I'll give you the number 我会告诉你
of a support group in the area. 区域互助小组的电话
And I'll see you again in a couple of weeks. 几个礼拜后你来复诊吧
- Sorry, Dan, I'm confused... - 对不起，Dan，我被你搞糊涂了... - Dan? - Dan?
It's 'Doctor'! Stay in it! 叫我“医生”！我们还在角色中呢！
Now we have to start again. 现在我们又要重新开始了
No, no, we don't have to start again. 不，我们没必要重新开始
- Just getting good too! - 我们进行得很好啊 - How was it getting good? - 哪里好了！
Why do I have hepatitis? 我怎么得了肝炎？
Because I thought that your character was, you know, 我觉得你的角色就该得肝炎
like, maybe got around a bit. 或许，类似的
You know, a bit slutty. I thought that would be sexy. 你知道的，淫荡一点，那会很性感的
I'm not gonna want to have sex 如果你被检测出有性病
if you've just diagnosed me with an STD. 我不会跟你做爱的
Just... Just make me feel sexy. 就...让我觉得性感点，不行吗？
Alright, alright, alright. 好吧，好吧
Do it again. I promise I'll make you feel sexy, OK? 再来一次，我保证会让你觉得很性感，好吗？
Um, go back to your spot. 回到你的位置上
I'll start here and... 我从这里开始...
- You alright? - 你还好吗？ - Just feel a bit hot. - 有点发烧
Oh, is this part of the...? We started? 噢，这是计划好的吗？好吧我们开始了吗？
Miss Hawkins, I need to speak... Hawkins小姐，我得说...
Baby, you OK? 宝贝，你还好吗？
Hey. Hey, what's the matter? 喂，什么情况？
Hey, you're right. 你是对的
You're right. 你是对的
Good thing I'm a doctor, eh? 好在我还是医生呢，对吧
♪ Hot ginger and dynamite
♪ That's all there is at night
♪ Back in Nagasaki where the fellas chew tobaccy... ♪
Hello.
♪ They got a way there to entertain
♪ Would hurry a hurricane
♪ Back in Nagasaki where the fellas chew tobaccy
♪ And the women wicky wacky woo
♪ In Fujiyama, you get a mama
♪ Then your troubles increase, boy
♪ In some pagoda, you order soda
♪ Earth-shake milkshakes, ten cents a piece... ♪
Nice of you to show up. 谢天谢地你终于来了
I had car trouble, I'm so sorry. 我的车坏了，对不起
电话性爱癖 [指通过跟陌生人视频通话获得性满足的癖好]
欢迎来到Video Relay，我叫Monica
请告诉我你的名字和你的联系方式
- Ah! - 啊！ - Oh, ah, sorry. - 哦抱歉
You're not fighting. You know. 你不反抗了，你知道了
- Keep going. Just keep going. - 继续，别停 - How do you know? - 你怎么知道的？
No, no, baby. Your smell. Just keep going. 你身上的味道，别停
Shit. 靠
- My smell. - 我身上的味道 - Just keep going. - 别停呀
I even got these clothes from a second-hand store. 这些衣服还是从二手商店买的呢
It's still good, baby, keep going. 很好，继续啊
- No. - 不 - Yes, yes, yes. - 继续，继续嘛
No, I fucked it. I'm sorry. 不，我搞砸了，对不起
Oh, come here. 哦，没事的
- For a second, though? - 就一会儿 - Yeah, definitely. - 好的
Yeah? I'm sorry about the groceries. 关于你刚买的那些东西，我很抱歉
- It's OK. - 没事 - I heard something crack. - 我刚听到有东西摔裂了
- Eggs. - 鸡蛋 - Shit. - 靠
- The eggs? - 鸡蛋？ - Yeah, it's OK. - 嗯，没事的
- Really? I'll get more eggs. - 真的吗？我去帮你买 - Shh. - 嘘
- I'm sorry. - 对不起 - Shh. - 嘘
It's OK. 没事的
- Hey! - Hey.
- Are you still working? - 你还在干活啊 - Yeah. - 是啊
I'm just cleaning stuff out. 我在整理一些东西
It's good, actually. It's keeping my mind off things. 事实上这很好，我在放空自己
You need to take a break, baby. 你需要休息一下了
You want to watch a movie or something? 想看电影或者别的吗？
- Um... yeah, sure. - 好啊，当然 - Yeah? - 好
I thought we could watch one in bed? 我想我们可以去床上看
- Alright. - 好的 - Alright. - 好的
Actually, I picked up a couple on my way home. 事实上，我在回家的路上租了两个片
What have I got? 有什么？
I have got Sophie's Choice or Philadelphia. 《苏菲的抉择》和《费城故事》
Any comedies? ……没有喜剧吗？
Might be a bit heavy for me, hon. 亲爱的，这些对我来说有点沉重啊
Oh. 哦……
Well, maybe later? 噢好吧，那就再说吧
Will you come and help me make some dinner? 你能过来帮我做菜吗？
Yeah, yeah, just give me a couple of minutes. 好的，我等等就过来
Alright, well, I'll leave the onions on the bench 我把洋葱留在台板上
for you to cut, OK? 你来切，好吗？
Just... Onions again? 啊？又吃洋葱？
Jesus, Ro, no offence, I'm a bit onioned out. 天呐，Ro，没别的意思，但我真的有点把洋葱吃腻了
I feel like we've been eating onions 我感觉，过去几周，每天晚上
every night for the past week. 我们都在吃洋葱
OK, alright. 好吧
OK. 嗯
- How was your day? - 今天过得如何？ - It was good. - 不错
It was exhausting but good. 很累但很好
Oh, that's nice. 不错
So you haven't been thinking about your dad at all? 你没想起你爸爸吗？
Well, I am now. 好吧，我现在想起他了
Why did you bring up Dad? 为什么提起我爸爸？
Well, you just haven't spoken about him in a few days. 你已经有好几天没有提起他了
You must miss him. 你一定很想他
I'm just trying not to think about it. 我在努力试着不去想他
Can we just talk about something else? 我们不能聊点别的吗？
Hey, you remember when he used to leave 你还记得吗，以前他总喜欢
those ridiculously long messages on your phone 给你留各种奇怪冗长的留言
and you wouldn't even finish listening to them? 但是你从来都不听完
You'd just delete them. 就那么删了
You ever think about that and wish you hadn't done that? 你有没有后悔，希望你从来没那么做过？
God... 上帝啊...
Hey. Hey, hey.
Honey. Hey, what's wrong? Look at me. 亲爱的，怎么了，看着我
I just miss him so much. 我实在是太想他了
Hey, it's alright, sweetheart. It's OK. 正常的，甜心，没事的
I've got you, honey, I've got you. 有我在呢，你还有我呢
Hey, what... Are you serious? 喂，你认真的吗？
What, I thought you wanted... 我以为你想...
What, I wanted a handjob while I thought about my dead dad? 什么鬼，在我怀念我爸爸的时候难道我会想要个手活？
No. Thanks. 不了，谢谢
Hello, girl. 你好啊，宝贝……
You're my good girl, aren't you? 你可是我的好姑娘，对吧？
My best girl. 我是我最好的姑娘
I love you. I love you. 我爱你，我爱你
OK. 好吧
You ready for a little trip? 准备好来个旅行了吗？
Just one night. I'll pick her up again tomorrow afternoon. 就一个晚上，明天下午我就来接她
- I don't know, Ro. - Ro，我觉得不行…… - One night. That is all. - 就一个晚上！
- Why? - 为什么？ - I want to take Richard out. - 我想带Richard出去
As a surprise and I don't want him worrying about the dog. 是一个惊喜，所以我不希望他还要担心他的狗
You know what he's like. 你知道他什么德性
- Why are you lying? - 你为什么要撒谎？ - What? I am not. - 我没有撒谎
Yes, you are lying. Your knee is twitching. 是的，你就在撒谎，你在抖腿
I have known you my entire life 我太了解你了
and you cannot tell a lie without your knee twitching. 你说谎的时候都要抖腿
What's going on? Ro! 发生了什么？Ro！
Look, will you take her or not? 听着，你到底帮不帮我？
Yeah, alright, I'll take her but... 好吧，我会照顾它，但...
I gotta run. I'll pick her up tomorrow. 我走啦，明天来接它
Run away?! How did she run away? 跑走了？！怎么会跑走？
- I-I don't know, sweet... - 我不知道 - How did she get out? - 它怎么出去的？
I-I came home and the side gate was open. 我回到家的时候，边门是开着的
Why was the side gate open, Ro? Ro，边门怎么会开着？
- I don't know, sweetheart. - 我不知道 - Jesus! - 上帝啊！
Oh, my God, you must be feeling so emotional. 上帝啊，你一定很难过
Come on, baby, come here. It's alright. 没事的，过来吧，会没事的
I know how much she meant to you. 我知道它对你来说曾经意味着什么
Meant to me?! Don't say 'meant'! 'Means' to me! 曾经？不许用这个词！
Call me if she shows up! 如果它出现了，就打我电话
- Miss Wickam, I beg of you! - Wickam小姐，求你了 - Mr Callum, hold your tongue. - Callum先生，闭嘴
I'm to be wed within the week. 这周我就要嫁人了
You love him not. 但是你不爱他
If you walk away from me now, 如果你现在离开我
you'll be making the biggest mistake of my life. 你就犯了终生大错
I feel faint. 我有点晕了
I used to be scared of the idea of growing old. 我曾经害怕衰老
Now I'm just scared of the idea 现在我害怕的是
of growing old without you. 不能跟你一起慢慢变老
- Baby... - 宝贝 - Shh. - 嘘
What are you doing? I was watching that. 你在干什么？我在看片啊
No, wait, I need to talk to you. 等等，我要跟你谈谈
OK, talk to me but can you turn the TV back on? 好吧，你能不能先把电视开一下？
- No, this is important. - 不行，这很重要 - What is it? - 什么事？
- I love you. - 我爱你 - How is that important? - 这哪里重要了？
- Give me the remote. - 把遥控器给我 - No, no, wait. Listen to me. - 不，你等等，先听我说
I'm in this. You and me, all the way. 我们会一直在一起的
- Are you? - 你也是吗？ - Yeah, of course. - 当然了
Are you? 你也是吗？
I mean, what if... what if we were to take things 我是说，如果我们把问题
to the next level? 进阶了会怎么样？
Oh, we are so on the same page, it's scary. 哦，我们一直这样没新意，这是不行的
Where are you going? 你去哪？
Is this next level enough for you? 这次进阶对你来说够了吗？
I need to tell you something. 有件事我要告诉你
Wait, wait, wait, let me enter into it. 等等，让我进入状态
No, Dan, I'm not doing this anymore, OK? 不，Dan ，我不会再玩角色扮演了，好吗？
You're giving me really mixed messages here, Evie. Evie，你真是把我搞糊涂了
I just want to tell you something. 我有事要告诉你
Well, tell me, tell me! Just stop playing games! 好吧好吧，告诉我告诉我！不玩游戏！
- Tell me! - 说啊！ - Dan, I'm... - 我...
- No, leave it. - 噢，别管他 - Could be important. - 也许很重要
I can promise you it is not as important 我敢保证，
as what I'm about to tell you. 它肯定没我想告诉你的事重要
I'm sorry, it's going to annoy the shit out of me. 抱歉，但那实在太烦了
- Don't you dare. - 你敢 - Don't I dare ? - 我不敢？！
Calm down, I'll be two seconds. 淡定，一会会就好
I'm asking you, 我在要求你
your wife is asking you to not answer the door. 你老婆命令你别开门
Yeah? 嗯？
- Bad time? - 时候不好？ - Uh, I don't know, maybe. - 不知道，可能吧
- Depends what you want. - 看你是来干什么的了 - Good point. - 好吧
My name's Steve. I've just moved in down the street. 我叫Steve，我刚搬进这个街区，就住在那头
OK. 好啊
Just wanted to introduce myself 我就是来自我介绍一下
and say hi to the neighbours, that's all. 跟邻居打声招呼
Uh, OK, yeah, in that case, it is kind of a bad time, mate. 呃好吧，看来是闹矛盾了
- Sorry. - 抱歉 - Yeah, of course. - 没事
I see you've got your hands full. 我看到你手里拿着东西
Uh, look, I just wanted to give you these 噢，我想把这东西给你
and I'll get out of your hair. 然后我就走
Thanks. 谢谢
- They're Golliwogs. - 这些是Golliwog饼干 - Yeah. Thanks. - 啊，谢谢了
Bet you haven't seen those for a while. 我打赌你一定很久没见过这种形状的饼干了
Um, no. Suppose not. 是啊，很久没见了
- Uh, is that it? - 就这样？ - Uh... yeah. - 嗯...
Actually, there is one more thing. 事实上，还有一件事
Yep? 嗯？
I am required by federal law to inform you 我被法律要求，来告知你们
that I am a convicted sex offender. 我是个已认罪的性侵犯
Yeah, that's fine. Anything else? 好的，还有吗？
No. That's everything. 不，没事了
OK! 好的
Evie!
Evie, open the door. Evie，开门
Evie, don't do this. Evie，别这样
Evie!
Honey, what are you doing? Go to sleep. 亲爱的，你在干什么？快睡觉
No, I can't, I have to finish these posters. 不，我得把这些寻狗启事做好
D'you think you'll be able to put them up 明天，你能把这些
around the streets tomorrow? 贴在街上吗？
- Yeah, of course, honey. - 当然了 - Thanks. - 谢谢
- I'm sorry. - 我很抱歉 - Baby, don't apologise. - 你没必要道歉
It's not your fault. 又不是你的错
I bet you anything that when you get home tomorrow, 我可以跟你保证，明天你下班回来
Roxy'll be here waiting for you. Roxy就会在家等你了
Run away?! 跑了？！
W-What do you mean? How is that even possible? 你什么意思？怎么可能！
Well, I think maybe she went out the side gate 我想它从边门跑了吧
'cause the latch is broken. 因为，锁坏了
- Why is the latch broken? - 锁怎么会坏的？ - It's a long story. - 说来话长
I'm so sorry, Ro. I-I didn't... Ro，很抱歉，我...
OK, you can never tell Richard about this. I mean it. 你不能把这件事告诉Richard，千万不能
What? 什么？
You can never tell him that Roxy was here. 你不能告诉他Roxy曾经在这儿
He will never forgive me. Or you. 他永远都不会原谅我的，也不会原谅你
- Ro... - Ro... - You gotta promise me. - 你一定要答应我
- Ro! - Ro! - No, promise me! - 答应我！
I promise, what is going on? 好吧我答应，发生什么了？
Oh, my God. - 天哪
- Did you find Roxy? - 找到Roxy了吗？ - Not yet. - 还没
But we will. We will. 总会找到的
Hmm, the posters should help, don't you think? 寻狗启事会有作用的，对吧？
Definitely. Someone will see those posters 当然了，别人会看到的
and they'll call. 然后打电话
Yeah. So you put all the posters up or...? 启事都贴了吗？
- Of course. - 当然了 - Of course. - 当然了
- Yeah. - 嗯 - Hmm, that's weird. - 那就太奇怪了
What? 什么？
I was putting out the garbage earlier today 早上我倒垃圾的时候
and the bottom of the bag split open. 袋子底部破了
- Oh. - 噢 - And I found these. - 然后我找到了这些
What the fuck, Ro? 这他妈怎么回事，Ro？
- I must have accidentally... - 我一定是不小心... - Oh, must you? - 一定？
That's bullshit because you just told me 扯淡吧，你刚刚还告诉我
that you put up all the posters. 你把寻狗启事都贴了
Yeah, but what I meant was... 我是说...
- Where's Roxy? - Roxy在哪！ - I don't know. - 我不知道
Don't you? Why are you lying to me? 你不知道吗？你在骗我吧！
Why would you hurt me like that? 你怎么可以这样伤害我！
I mean, do you not want to find Roxy? 你是不是根本不想找到Roxy？
I did not hurt Roxy! 我才没有伤害Roxy！
Who said anything about you hurting Roxy? 我说伤害了吗！
- I didn't mean... - 我不是这个意思 - What did you do to her? - 你对它做了什么！
If it was an accident, just tell me. I'll understand! 如果是出了什么事，尽管告诉我，我会理解的
- Did you kill her? - 你杀了它？ - What? No! - 什么？没有！
I did not kill the dog! 我才没有弄死那条狗！
Can we help you? 什么事？
I'll come back another time. ……我还是下次再来吧
Just tell me, what has happened? 那就告诉我，到底发生了什么？
Richard, I swear to you. Richard，我向你发誓
The last time I saw Roxy, she was fine. 我最后一次见到Roxy，它还好好的呢
But there's something, isn't there? 但一定发生了什么，是吗？
I know you, Ro, I can see it. 我了解你，Ro，我感觉到了
There's something wrong with me. 我不太好
Um... I wanted to tell you as soon as I felt it 当我意识到的时候，我就想告诉你来着
and I should have but I... 我本该告诉你的，但我...
I am sick, Richard. Richard，我病了
- I'm so sick. - 我病得很重 - Sick? - 病了？
What do you mean, sick? Sick, how? 你什么意思？怎么病了？
God, I'm so afraid to tell you. 天呐，我不敢告诉你
It's not...It's not cancer, is it? 不是...不是癌症吧
- Baby, it's... - 宝贝，是... - It's not... cancer, is it? - 不是...癌症，对吗？
It could be...a bit of cancer, yeah. 可能....算是癌症吧
Oh, God... 哦上帝啊
What does that mean -'could be'? “可能”是什么意思？
Well, the doctor says that the results are... 医生说结果
They're inconclusive. 还不确定
Wait, wait, wait,I'm confused. 等一下，等一下，我被你搞糊涂了
It's OK, it's alright. I've got you. 没事的，我还有你呢
- Hey, let it out. - 别想了 - No, no, no. I've got you. - 嗯嗯，我还有你呢
- I'll be strong for you. - 我会为你而坚强 - Not too strong. Hey? - 也别过头了，好吗？
Ah! Ah! Ah! Ah!
Oh, my God! 天呐
Ah! Ah!
Ah! Ah! Ah!
Just me! 我回来了
Will you shut up? The boys are asleep. 你闭嘴，孩子们都睡觉了
Oh, I know, I-I'm sorry I'm late. 哦……我知道，很抱歉我回来晚了
- I can explain... - 我可以解释 - Stop fucking mumbling, Phil. - 闭上你的臭嘴，Phil
'Not too late.' Do you remember saying that? “不会很晚的”你还记得你说过吗？
Yeah, I do remember but I wanted to get... 我当然记得，但我想……
I don't care. Your dinner's in the fridge. 我不想听，你的晚饭在冰箱里
Want a cuppa? 来杯茶？
♪ I rode my bicycle past your window last night
♪ I rollerskated to your door at daylight
♪ It almost seems like you're avoiding me
♪ I'm OK alone but you got something I need
♪ Well, I have got a brand-new pair of rollerskates
♪ You got a brand-new key
♪ I think that we should get together
♪ And try them out, you see
♪ I've been looking around a while
♪ You got something for me... ♪
If I find you sleeping in this building again, 再让我发现你在这栋楼里睡着，
that's it, you're done. 你就完蛋了
Oh, will you just stop mumbling?! I do not... 你能不能别再嘟囔了？我不想...
♪ Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah，Oh, yeah, yeah ♪
♪ La, la, la, la-la, la
♪ La, la, la, la, la, la
♪ Oh, I got a brand-new pair of rollerskates
♪ You got a brand-new key... ♪
Oh...
Don't bother, mate. Strike three. 别麻烦了，兄弟，事不过三
My office. 来我办公室一趟
Why don't we reschedule? 要不，我们换个时间再约？
Fucking what? 又他妈怎么了？
Hey, honey bee! 亲爱的
I got a little surprise for you today! 今天我为你准备了一个惊喜！
Hello? 嗨？
What's with the silent treatment? 这么冷淡是什么情况？
Oh, Evie, talk to me. Evie，说话
Do you remember what our counsellor said 你还记得我们的咨询师
about communication? 是怎么说的吗？
Yes, I remember what our counsellor said 是的，我记得他说的
about communication. 那些关于沟通的话
I remember everything our counsellor said 我记得他说的每一件事
including the date and time of the next fucking appointment. 包括下一次该死的预约的日期与时间
Did you, Daniel? No. 你呢，Daniel？你没有
Don't call me Daniel, Evelyn. Evelyn，别叫我Daniel
Daniel. Da-niel. Daniel, Daniel, fucking Daniel. Daniel. Da-niel. Daniel, Daniel, 滚你丫的Daniel.
Honey bee, honey bee, I am sorry. I am so sorry. 亲爱的，对不起，我非常抱歉
I'm a shithead, I completely forgot. 我真是糊涂了，我彻底忘记了
- Won't happen again, alright? - 不会有下次了，好吗？ - Yeah, well, better not. - 这样最好
Got a present for you today. 今天给你准备了一个礼物
Really? 真的吗
- It's a video camera. - 是个摄像机 - It's for our role plays. - 为角色扮演准备的
I thought we could tape and watch it back. 我想着，可以把过程录下来，这样还能回看呢
- Dan. - Dan - Don't you reckon? - 你不想吗？
- How much was it? - 多少钱？ - Oh, no, it's nothing. - 没多少
Couple of hundred bucks. 几百块吧
We should really be saving right now. 我们该省点了
No, no, we're fine. Do you want to try it out? 没事的，试试吗？
I have costumes 我准备了戏服
and I've set up a little something in the garage. 车库也布置好了
Let me get the light 检查一下灯光
and, uh, let me see, press that there. 我看看，啊，然后按这里
Evie, you look amazing. This is so exciting. Evie，你太迷人了，太激动了
- Uh, you ready? - 准备好了吗？ - Yep. - 嗯
And... action. 开始！
Action. 开始
Um...
I hear you've been misbehaving, prisoner. 囚犯，我听说你又闹事了
Um... I always fall for the bad boys. 我就是喜欢坏小孩
What are you in here for, stud? 你犯了什么事进来的？
Assault. Sexual assault. 侵犯，性侵犯
I'll bet she secretly loved it. 我敢打赌，她其实可喜欢了
He. 是“他”
- For fuck's sake, Dan! - 卧槽，Dan！ - What? - 怎么了？
You're trying to turn me on by telling me 你打算告诉我你性侵的是个男人
you have sexually assaulted a man?! 以此让我提高性趣？
It's called having a back story, Evie. Evie，它是有背景的……
Something's burning. 有什么东西烧着了
Oh, shit. It's the light. Get the door! Get the door, Evie! 靠，是灯！开门，快把车库门打开！
- I am! - 我在开！ - Bloody thing. - 操蛋啊
We're fine! We're fine! Everything's fine! 没事没事，我们很好，没事！
Close the door, Evie! Close the door! Close the door! 关门！Evie，快关门！
No! Oh, fuck, Evie! 哦操，Evie！
This cost $3,000! 这花了我3000刀
Thank God it's working. OK, let's go from the top. 谢天谢地没坏，好吧，我们重新来
- The top of what? - 来什么？ - The scene. - 重新演啊
What scene? Dan, do you even remember why we're doing this? 演什么？Dan，你还记得我们为什么开始角色扮演的吗？
- For the sex. - 为了性生活呢 - For the marriage. - 是为了我们的婚姻！
You're really starting to scare me. Look at yourself. 你真的吓到我了，你看看你自己！
Don't even recognise you anymore. 我都快认不出你了
Babe, babe! Warden! Warden! 宝贝，宝贝！
Perhaps we can have a bit of fun before you go. 也许你走前我们还可以找点乐子
Hey.
- Where have you been? - 你去哪儿了？ - What do you mean? Work. - 什么意思，我在工作啊
Well, I called your work 我给你办公室打电话了
and they said that you left hours ago. 他们说你几个小时前就走了
- So where have you been? - 所以你去哪里了？ - Just been in the car. - 在车里
Don't you dare fucking mumble. 你能别嘟嘟囔囔了吗
I've been in the car! 我在车里！
Honestly, I've just been driving around, thinking. 我开着车兜来兜去
Why weren't you at work? 你怎么没在上班？
Maureen, there's been a bit of a reshuffle at work. Maureen，最近公司在裁员
It's nothing I did. 不是我的错……
Are you cheating on me, Phil? Phil，你到底在骗我什么！
What? 什么？
$500 on women's clothes. $70 at The Body Shop. 买女人衣服你花了500刀，买The Body Shop你花了70刀
- Interflora, David Jones... - Interflora [国际花商联], David Jones [百货公司]... - Show me that. - 给我看看
Fuck you! 操你妈！
We have a joint bank account, you idiot. 你个白痴，我们的卡可是绑定着的
- I can explain. - 我能解释的 - Yes. Yes, this time explain. - 好吧好吧，你给我解释解释
I can... First of all, I never did anything... 首先，我什么都没做
It's so complicated... ……这有点复杂
You're not going to understand. 你不会理解的
OK. 好的
Yeah, I've been having an affair. 好吧，我的确有外遇了
It's over and it will never happen again. 但是已经结束了，不会再发生了
- Who is she? - 她是谁？ - Someone from work. - 同事
- You don't know her. - 你不认识的 - What's her name? - 她叫什么名字？
- Does it matter? - 这还重要吗？ - What is she like? - 她长怎么样？
- Don't do this. - 别这样 - Is she younger than me? - 比我年轻吗？
- She's about the same. - 差不多大 - Prettier? - 更美？
- Again, about the same. - 也差不多 - Is she thinner than me? - 比我瘦？
You have a lot in common. 你们看起来很像
She's not younger than me. She's not skinnier than me. 不比我年轻，不比我瘦
She's not prettier than me. Why couldn't it just be me? 也不比我美，那为什么是她就不能是我！
Because she's softer than you. 她比你温柔
She's quieter than you. 比你安静
She doesn't yell at me. 不会对我大吼大叫
She doesn't call me an idiot 不会叫我白痴
or tell me to shut up all the time. 或者一天到晚叫我闭嘴
She listens to me. 她能倾听
She's nice to me. 她对我很好
She doesn't make me feel like the only thing stopping her 她不会让我觉得，我是那个
from being happy... is me. 阻碍她幸福快乐的人
Get out. 滚出去
- Maureen. - Maureen. - Get out, Phil. - Phil，滚出去！
Fuck it. Fuck. 哦操
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To end, press 'hash'. 按#号键结束
Maureen, pick up. Maureen，快接电话
It's not another woman, it's only ever been you. 我没有别的女人，我只有你
I don't want anyone... Oh, shit! 我没有别人...我靠
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♪ ..to say goodnight. ♪
- D'you make a wish? - 许个愿 - Yeah. - 好
Yeah? 嗯？
Are you gonna tell me what it is? 告诉我你的愿望是什么
No. 不告诉你
If I guess, will you tell me? 如果我猜到了，你会告诉我吗？
- Maybe. - 可能吧 - Maybe? - 可能？
OK, is it a... car? 车？
- No, it's not a car. - 不是 - OK, not a car. - 好吧，不是车
Is it bigger or smaller than a car? 比车大还是小？
- I'm not telling. - 不告诉你 - Alright. - 好吧
Is it bigger or smaller than... I don't know, 是...我不知道
top of my head, say, this? 我心里的答案是...是这个
Oh, my God, if that is car keys, I'm going to kill you. 天哪，如果是车钥匙的话，我会杀了你的
- Paul. - Paul. - I'm not saying anything. - 我可不会说是什么
- No, this is not OK. - 不，绝不能是车钥匙 - Just open it. - 打开吧
Oh, wow. 哦……哇
- They're really beautiful. - 太美了 - Yeah? - 嗯
Yeah.
- Happy birthday. - 生日快乐 - Thank you. - 谢谢
- Oh, what? - 怎么了？ - No, I'm OK. I'm OK. - 没事，没事
- Seriously? - 真的？ - Yeah, I promise you. - 嗯，我答应你
Otherwise, we need to have a little nap. 我们需要休息一下
A nap? In the car? While I drive? 打个盹？车上？在我开车的时候？
Can you spare a dollar, mate? 给点钱花花，兄弟？
No, sorry, mate, we don't have any. 我什么都没有
That's right, you remember it. 哈哈，没想到你还记得呢
Come on, man, just a dollar. 别这样，最近手头有点紧，兄弟
Mate, we honestly don't have anything. I'm sorry. 大哥，我们真的没有钱，抱歉
Not one single dollar? 一分都没？
OK, you should just give them what you've got. 你还是给点吧
- Alright. - 好吧 - He doesn't have anything. - 他什么都没有
- For fuck's sake. - 我去 - That's what he said. - 刚才你可是这么说的
Alright, mate. 好吧好吧，大哥
- Alright, that's fine. - 好的 - OK. - 好的
What? 干什么？
Alright, you want phones? They're yours. 好了好了，要手机吗，给你了
There you go. 给
Oh, come on, mate. That's enough. 哦，行行好吧，大哥，够了
You got what you wanted. 你已经得到你要的了
I wouldn't say that. 我可没这么说
Aren't you a pretty little thing? 这妞可迷人了，不是吗？
- Alright, fuck off. - 你他妈 - What are you doing? - 你要干什么？
Sorry, sir, there's been a gas leak in the garage. 抱歉，先生，车库里煤气泄漏了
- I can't let you through. - 我不能让你进去 - A gas leak? - 煤气泄漏？
Hmm. 嗯
Paul! Paul!
Paul! Where are you...? Paul!你在哪里！
Is he OK? 他还好吗？
Hey.
Hey, sweetheart. 嗨，亲爱的
- Where are we? - 这是在哪儿？ - We're in the hospital. - 医院
- Shit, are you OK? - 靠，你还好吗？ - Am I OK? - 我还好吗？
Yeah, I'm OK. You're not OK. 我很好，是你不好
You fractured your skull, honey. 你头骨都碎了
But you're going to be fine. 但你会没事的
Oh, my God. How? 天呐，怎么搞的？
You fell and hit your head. 你摔倒了，磕着头了
Really? I don't remember. 真的吗？我不记得了
Yeah, the doctor said you might not. 是的，医生说你可能会不记得
- It's OK, just rest. - 没事的，休息吧 - What happened? - 怎么回事
Somebody hit you. 有人打了你
The car park. 在停车场
Yeah. In the car park. 啊，想起来，在停车场
Did I rape you? 我成功强奸你了吗？
Shh. 嘘
That's what I was trying to do, sweetheart. 甜心，我一直在努力
- Shh. - 嘘 - Those men, I paid them. - 那些男人是我花钱雇来的
- I know. - 我知道 - They were actors. - 他们是演员
They were meant to hit me with a fake bottle. 说好的，他们用假瓶子砸我
- Yeah. - 嗯 - Did they use a real bottle? - 难道他们用了真的瓶子？
- I-I don't... - 我不知... - It should have been fake. - 本该是个假瓶子的
Honey, just try and rest. Just try and relax. 亲爱的，休息一下吧
- It was for your birthday. - 那是为你的生日准备的 - I know. - 我知道
- As a surprise. - 是个惊喜呢 - I know. - 我知道
Did I do it? 到底成功了吗？
Maeve, tell me. Maeve，告诉我
Did I rape you? 我强奸你了吗？
- Yeah. Baby, you raped me. - 是的，你成功了 - Yeah? - 哈
Was it OK? 感觉怎么样？
Yeah. 嗯
Was it what you wanted? 这就是你想要的吧？
- Yeah. - 嗯 - Thank God. - 天呐，谢谢上帝
I really tried to think of everything this time. 为了这事我想了很久
You know, I really put some thought into it. 我真的策划了很久
- I know. - 我知道 - Yeah. - 嗯
I practised. 我还练习过呢
But, you know, it was my first rape and I... 你要知道，这是我第一次强奸人，我...
I don't know if I'm, like, meant to be a raper. 我不知道我适不适合做个强奸犯
- Shh... - 嘘 - 'Cause it was... - 因为...
No, baby, it was perfect. 宝贝，你做得很好
It was perfect. 很棒
Wait, so when did I hit my head? 等等，那我是什么时候打伤了自己的头？
- Right after. - 在那之后 - Shit. - 我去
- There was more. - 本来还有别的环节的 - No. - 不
- There was more... - 本来还有... - No more, no. - 不用了
I was meant to do one more thing. 我还想做一件事的
Pauly, no more, please. Honey, no, that's enough. 不用了，已经够了，亲爱的
Just one more thing. Where are my clothes? 就一件事……我的衣服在哪？
Please, just get my clothes. 帮我拿下我的衣服
My jeans. 我的牛仔裤
The front pocket of my jeans. 在前口袋
Yeah.
♪ Oh...
♪ Do it again
♪ I may say no, no, no
♪ But do it again... ♪
You don't have to answer now. 你不必现在就回答我
♪ My lips just ache to have you
♪ Take the kiss that's waiting for you
♪ Oh, do it again
♪ Please do it again
♪ And again and again. ♪
I will be at Mum's until you sort out your priorities. 我会待在我妈妈家里，直到你把你的重点搞清楚为止
You're my priority! Done! Sorted! 你就是我的全部！这就是我的重点！
Well, it doesn't feel like it. 我可不这么觉得
You never look at me anymore. 你再也不看我了
You're late home every night... 每天晚上很迟回家
I'm under the pump at work, babe. 我在努力工作啊
That is bullshit. Bullshit! 扯淡，你扯淡！
I called your brother and he told me 我打电话给你哥哥了，他告诉我
you've been taking theatre lessons. 你一直在上戏剧课
Theatre... Screen acting classes. So what? 戏剧...表演课，那又怎样？
So what the fuck? Since when did you want to be an actor? 你他妈什么时候想成为一个演员了？
You're the one who said I should get into it. 是你说我得很投入
- What? When? - 什么？什么时候？ - Oh, God! - 天呐！
When we first started this whole role play thing. 第一次角色扮演的时候
You said I could be a famous actor. Your words. 你说我可以成为一个著名的演员，你说的
That does not sound like something I would say. 我才不会说这样的话
And that is not the point. 这不是重点
The point is you lied about it. 你撒谎了，这才是重点
I was embarrassed. 我很尴尬
I mean, Jesus, Evie! Me? An actor? 我是说，上帝啊，我？演员？
- It's crazy. - 太疯狂了 - It's ridiculous. - 太荒唐了
It's not ridiculous. 不是荒唐
Dan. It's ridiculous. Dan，就是荒唐
Don't go. Evie. Evie，别走
Don't go. 别离开我
If you walk out that door, 如果你走出这个家门
you'll be making the biggest mistake of my life. 你就犯了终生大错了
I used to be scared of the idea of growing old. 我曾经如此害怕衰老
Now I'm just scared of the idea... 现在我害怕的是
..of growing old without you. 不能和你一起慢慢变老
- Ow. Fuck! - 哦操 - What? - 怎么了？
Oh, I got it in my eye. Christ! 靠，有东西进我眼睛了
- Got what in your eye? - 什么东西？ - Tiger Balm. - 万金油
I got fucking Tiger Balm in my eye. God, that really stings. 我他妈把万金油弄进眼睛里了，上帝啊痛死我了
How did you get Tiger Balm in your eye? 你怎么会把万金油弄进眼睛里？
You're supposed to put it near your eye. 本来应该涂在眼睛旁的
Like, the bridge of your nose and it makes you cry. 比如鼻梁那里，可以催泪
They showed us how to do it in acting class this week. 这周的表演课上就教了这一招
You were acting? 你在表演？
Yeah, you couldn't tell, though, right? 蒙过你了吧！真假难辨是不是？
You are a psychopath. 你真是疯了
You're not... you're not even ready to be a husband, 你...你根本没有准备好承担起丈夫的责任
let alone a... 更不用说...
Let alone a what? 更不用说什么？
Evie.
Let alone a what? 更不用说什么？
An actor? 演员？
You're not a fucking actor. 你他妈才不是演员
Wow.
What happened to you? Where's Dan? 你怎么了？原来的Dan呢？
'Where's Dan? Where's Dan?' Fuck Dan! “Dan在哪？Dan在哪？”滚你丫的Dan
Dan is boring. He's pathetic. 原来的那个Dan只是个无趣可悲的男人
Why do you keep going on about Dan? 你怎么会一直念着Dan？
I can be better than Dan, Evie. 我比Dan好
I'm done with Dan. 我受够以前那个Dan了
Yeah. 是啊
Me too. 我也受够了
OK, so I will see you next time? 好，那我们下次见？
Have a good day. 再见
Richard, come on in. Richard，进来吧
What's bothering you? 是什么在困扰你？
Um, well, I just wanted to talk to you about Rowena. 我想跟你谈谈Rowena
- Where are you going? - 你去哪里？ - Uh, I don't know. - 我不知道
I just can't be here right now. 反正我现在不能待在这儿
Why? 为什么？
I saw Dr Barnes today. 我今天见了Barnes医生
She said she hasn't seen you in weeks. 她说这几周他都没有见过你
- And you don't have cancer. - 以及你根本就没有得癌症 - I don't have cancer. - 我没有得癌症
What the fuck is going on? 他妈的这到底是怎么回事？
Well, I just came from the doctor 我刚从医生那儿回来
and the results came back and they are negative. 结果出来了，是阴性
I don't have cancer. We beat it. 我没有得癌症，我们打败它了
No, it's bullshit. 才不是，你扯淡吧
Dr Barnes said she hasn't seen you in weeks. Barnes医生说她这几周都没有见过你
I never said I went to Dr Barnes. 我从未说过我找的是Barnes医生啊
Yes, you did. You said Dr Barnes. 是的，你说了，你说Barnes医生
Well, honey, if I said that, I'm sorry. 哦亲爱的，如果我真的说了，我很抱歉
I thought I had cancer, I was a bit confused. 我以为我得癌症了，我也有点搞糊涂了
But I don't... 但我
..have it. 没得病
- So there's no cancer. - 所以，没有癌症？ - No - 没有
Are you crying? 你哭什么？
Aw... 哦……
- Sweetie, are you crying? - 甜心，你哭了吗？ - Yes, I'm fucking crying! - 是的，我他妈在哭
- Ow! That hurt! - 这件事伤害了我！ - Oh, did it? Good! - 是吗？太好了
I hurt you, good! 我伤害了你，太好了
Because I can't help but feel that for the last few weeks, 因为这几周我总觉得
you've been hurting me. Like, deliberately or something. 你在折磨我，无论是有意的还是无意的
- That is so crazy! - 这太疯狂了！ - Is it? - 是吗？
Then how come you keep putting 否则你怎么一直把我爸爸的照片
photos of my dad up all around the house? 摆得满屋子都是？
I put a couple up, I don't keep putting... 我放了几张，但我没有一直...
But you do! This is what I'm talking about! 但是你这么做了！这就是关键！
You're not putting photos up, except you are. 除了你，还有谁把我爸爸的照片摆得到处都是
Y-You didn't throw those posters out, except you did. 除了你，还有谁会把寻狗启事扔进垃圾桶
But only because you have cancer, except you don't! 你还说你得了癌症，你才没得
I can't trust you anymore, Ro! Ro，我再也不相信你了！
I still don't know where Roxy is. My dad's dead. Roxy下落不明，我爸爸又去世了
I'm crying all the fucking time. 这段时间我他妈一直在哭
I'm so dehydrated and I can't help but feel 我都要哭脱水了，我下意识地觉得
that you are somehow... you're behind it all! 你就是幕后凶手！
OK, firstly, I did not kill your dad. 好吧，首先，我没有杀了你爸爸
Boy, do I keep picking the wrong times. ……看来我来的又不是时候
So sorry. 太抱歉了
Richard, can you just...? Richard，你就不能...
Wait, Richard! 等等，Richard！
Please, can you just stop and talk to me? 你能不能停下听我说几句？
- Honey, please don't go. - 亲爱的，别走 - Why? - 为什么？
Are you gonna actually tell me what's going on? 你打算告诉我这到底是怎么一回事了吗？
Like, look in my eyes and actually tell me the truth? 看着我的眼睛，然后告诉我真相？
No, of course not. 不，当然不
All I ever wanted was to have a family with you. 我曾经想要的一切就是和你组建家庭
And now... 但是现在
..shit, I'm almost glad I couldn't get you pregnant. 靠，谢天谢地我没让你怀孕
I am pregnant. 我确实怀孕了
What? 什么？
- Please come here. - 回来吧 - No, what did you say? - 不，你刚才说了什么？
Don't fuck with me, Ro, not about this. Ro，别用这种事骗我，这很重要
- What did you say? - 你刚才说了什么？ - I said I'm pregnant. - 我说我怀孕了
Is that true? 真的吗？
Are you sure? How can you be sure? 你确定吗？你怎么肯定的？
Just, I am, I'm sure. 我就是很确定
You're pregnant? 你怀孕了？
That's what all this has been about? 所以这就是发生这一切的原因？
Why didn't you tell me? 你怎么不早告诉我？
Scared. 我怕
We're gonna have a baby? 我们要有小孩了？
We're gonna have a baby? 我们要做父母了？
♪ Dreams, they're for those who sleep
♪ Life, it's for us to keep... ♪
I thought it was kicking. 我想他在踢你
It's just your knee twitching. 那不过是你的腿在发抖而已
♪ I wanna make it with you
♪ I really think that we can make it, girl. ♪
- Playing up again? - 又坏了？ - Oh, no, it's fine. - 哦不，没坏
It just hums sometimes. 它有时候会嗡嗡响
Moni, this service doesn't work Moni，如果连翻译人都聋了
if the interpreter is deaf too. 这服务就没用了
It's not quite that bad. 还没那么坏啦
- Getting worse, though? - 情况变糟了？ - Please don't tell anybody. - 请别告诉别人
I need this job. 我需要这个工作
Thank you. 谢谢
欢迎来到Video Relay
请告诉我你的名字和你想拨打的号码
名字呢？
PHONE: You've called Phone Fuck. 电话：您拨打的是性爱热线
Which ones of our sluts do you want? 请问您需要什么样的女人？
- I beg your pardon? - 你说什么？ - This is Phone Fuck. - 这里是性爱热线
Which girl do you want to speak to, hon? 亲爱的，你想跟那种女孩聊天？
Can I just put you on hold for a second? 你先别挂，可以吗？
我觉得号码是错的
是成人热线
我就是成人
我知道，但那是电话性爱吧
Hello? Who do you want to talk to? 你想要哪种女孩？
Sorry, my name is Monica. I'm calling from Video Relay... 对不起，我叫Monica，我是Video Relay的工作人员
I don't care, sweetie. Just tell me 我才不管，小甜甜，直说吧
who you want to talk to and I'll put you through, OK? 你想跟谁聊，我帮你接通就好，好吗？
Yes, sorry, hold on. 哦抱歉，你等等啊
你想跟谁聊？
- What are the options? - 有什么选项吗？ - Depends what you're into. - 应有尽有
What have you got? 你们有什么？
Lesbian, straight sex, domination, blondes, 有蕾丝，有直女，女王攻，金发受
interracial, deep throat, chubbies, trannies, 跨种族，可深喉，身材品种随你选
cougars, swingers, Asians, gang bang, 成熟，放荡，亚裔，轮奸
big tits, small tits, 大胸，小胸
double penetration,triple penetration, 双插，三插
squirting, arse to... 颜射，肛交……
..midgets, barely legal, gonzo, 可高可矮可非法，各种怪癖都满足
bukaki, anal, you tell me, 无论地域和品种，保证你有好人选
we've got different girls for different things. 我们有各种女孩来满足各种需要
他们有直女和金发女郎
就这样？
是的
你确定？
没大胸的？
金发直女吧
- Straight blonde, please. - 金发直女，谢谢 - Connecting you now. - 现在就帮你接通
Hey, this is Sonya. Who's this? 嗨，我是Sonya，你是谁？
Hi, this is Monica，calling from... 我叫Monica，我是...
You sound really cute, Monica. I don't normally do girls 你听起来很可爱啊，Monica，我一般不跟女孩做
but I'm so horny tonight, I'll make an exception. 不过我今天性欲高涨，就给你一个例外
No, no, sorry, no. No. I'm calling from Video Relay. 不不不，对不起，我是Video Relay的工作人员
My name is Monica. I have a caller on the line 我叫Monica，我是通过手语
that uses sign language and I'll be interpreting the call 跟别人视频通话的，所以今天我是这通
for both of you tonight. 电话的中间人
What? 啊？
If you talk to me, I will sign to the caller who's deaf 你跟我说话，我通过手语跟这位有听力障碍的人交流
and he will sign back to me and I will talk to you. 然后他给我打手语回复，我再翻译给你
He's deaf? 他是聋的吗？
Yes, that's right, he's deaf. 是的，他是聋的
So he can't hear me? 所以他听不到我说话？
No, he can't hear anything, he's... deaf. 他什么都听不到...他是聋的啊
But he can see your hand signs of everything I say? 他能看着你的手语然后知道我在说什么？
Yes, sign language. That's right. 是的是的，手语
I know a couple of words in sign language. 我知道一些手语
I know 'cunt face' and 'sunrise'. 我知道“颜射”和“日出”
Can he see me? Like, what I'm doing? 他能看到我吗？能看到我在做什么吗？
No, nobody can see you. 不能，没人能看见你
He can see me. You're just on a regular phone. 他能看见我，你就当是一个普通的电话好了
Right, gotcha, gotcha, gotcha. 好了，我懂了
- What does he look like? - 他长得怎么样？ - Um... - 嗯...
He's cute... I guess? 他蛮可爱的
Look, can we just get started, please? 我们开始吧，好吗？
Sorry, what was his name again? 抱歉，他叫什么名字？
It'll be easier if you talk to me as if I'm him. 如果你把我当做是他会容易点吧
What's your name? 你叫什么？
- Sam. - Sam - Fuck, that's slow. - 操，这样太慢了
Yeah, sorry, there's going to be a lag. 对不起，不过这种延迟不能避免
What are you doing up so late, Sam? 你怎么搞得这么晚，Sam？
Just finishing some work. You? 我刚刚完成我的工作，你呢？
I was waiting for you to call. 我在等你打我电话呢
What are you wearing? 你现在穿着什么？
Pink bra and panties. What are you wearing? 粉丝内衣和小裤裤，你呢？
- Just boxer shorts. - 只有平角内裤 - Is he? - 是吗？
No, he's wearing a hoodie... 不，他还穿着件长袖
别告诉她！
什么？
Why don't we take those little shorts off? 我们为什么不把内裤脱掉呢？
Sorry, can you hang on for one second? 抱歉，你等一下
别告诉他我穿着衬衫
我没有
我可以读唇语
Oh, shit. 靠
对不起
我原谅你了，因为你夸我可爱
我没说你可爱啊
我能读唇语
Am I still holding? What the fuck? 那边还有人吗？搞什么啊
Oh, my God, yes, I'm so sorry. Um... 哦是的，对不起
Can you repeat what you said last? 你能重复一下你刚才说的吗？
I said, why don't you take your shorts off? 我说，为什么不把你的内裤脱掉？
Fuckin' hell, man. 我去
她想脱掉你的内裤
已经脱掉了
- Uh, his shorts are off. - 他的内裤已经脱掉了 - Are you hard? - 硬了吗？
Sorry, what do you mean by that? 抱歉，你想表达什么？
Oh, fuck! It's hard to get a run on here. 我靠，这种沟通太费劲了
- Ask him is his dick's hard. - 问他硬了没 - Yeah, of course. Um... - 好的
告诉她是的，我们把这块赶紧过掉吧
Uh, yes, yes, yes. Sorry, yes, it is. 嗯嗯，对不起，是的，好了
You want to put your big, hard cock in my mouth? 你想让我用嘴为你的大屌服务吗？
Wow, can we just assume he's gonna say yes to that? 我们能不能就当他说“想”好了
Well, did he say yes? 你说了没？
Uh, I reckon he will so can we just imagine 我猜是的，所以我们就当他
he's popped it all in there and wrap this up? 已经准备好了，行吗？
- Just fucking ask him, mate. - 他妈的就直接问他啊 - Wow. Killing me. Um... - 噢，还不如杀了我呢……好吧
Wow. He said yes. Huh! What a shock. 他说是的，哈，真是震惊呢
What do you want me to do now, lover? 现在你想要我干什么呢，亲爱的？
Hello? What does he want me to do now? 喂！他现在想要我干什么？
We're having a few technical difficulties here. 我们现在有点沟通上的困难
Can I just put you on hold again? 你能再等等吗？
- Yeah, yeah. Fuckin' hell. - 好吧，我去 - Thank you. - 谢谢
做这个让我感觉不舒服
但是这是你的工作啊
我只是对这通电话感觉不舒服
好吧，那你就把我转给别人吧
好吧
你的大屌在我嘴里实在是感觉太赞了
你能把我转给之前那个女孩吗？
怎么了
对不起
这事儿还是得你来
求你了
- Hello, you there? - 嘿，你还在吗？ - Yeah, are you there? - 在吗？
I mean, who's the guy? What the fuck's going on? 我说，那个人是谁啊，搞什么鸡巴啊
Sorry, I'm just going to backtrack. 对不起，我重复一下过程
Earlier, he said, please to spit on his penis 之前他说，
to make it all slippery. 你要用唾液好好润滑一下他的大屌
OK. 好的
Tell him I spat on it, 告诉他我已经做好了
there's spit everywhere, it's as slippery as fuck. 已经完全润湿了，润滑很充分
What's the problem? 有什么问题吗？
He wants to... Oh, my God. 他想...天呐
He wants to put his penis in you... your vagina. 他想插入……你的阴道里
Your wet vagina. 你湿润的阴道里
Mmm, oh, fuck, yeah. 嗯，哦，好的
Oh, I'm dripping wet. 哦，我下面简直湿得不行了
Oh, that feels good. 哦，这感觉太棒了
I want your big, hard cock to fill me up. 我想让你的大屌把我填满
Oh, yeah. 就这样
Oh, fuck. So deep, it hurts. 啊，太深了，深得我发痛
You have to eat it, OK? 你得把这些吃掉，好吗？
You can spit it out as much as you want 你即便是吐出来
but you still have to eat it. 最后也得吃回去
You're just gonna make yourself dirty and sticky, 你现在只是在把这一切搞得乱七八糟又黏黏糊糊而已，
Nanna, and then I have to clean it up. 奶奶，我还得把这些全都收拾干净……
I'm... I'm so sorry, I'm lost. What does he have to eat? 对不起，我搞糊涂了，他得吃什么？
Oh, shit! Don't tell him that. I'm just talking to my nan. 哦擦，那些话别告诉他，我在跟我奶奶说话
And don't tell him that either. 这件事也没告诉他
她在说什么
Listen, can I...? I gotta do something. 听着，我现在有点麻烦
Could you, um, could you keep him talking 你能不能替我跟他说一会儿
just for, like, one minute? 就一分钟，好吗？
Definitely not. 绝对不行
Can you hear that? It's my nan, OK? 你能听到吗，这就是我奶奶
She's had a stroke. 她中风了
She's fucked. I need these calls. 她情况很糟糕，我需要这些电话
I need the money. Just for one minute. 我需要钱，你就帮我那么一分钟
It's easier than it looks, honestly. 说实话，做起来比想象的容易多了
Please? 求你了
- Fine. - 好吧 - Thank you, thank you. - 谢谢你
OK, great. So just tell him heaps of stuff 好的，太棒了，你现在就只需要告诉他
about how good his dick is and how you want... 他的屌有多赞，你有多想要它就行了……
Oh, God. 哦天呐
Hello? Hello? 你好，你好？
Oh, Jesus Christ. 上帝啊
你的屌
一级棒！
Would you like him to fuck you hard or slow? 你愿意他操你狠一点还是温柔一点？
温柔的
我要粗暴的！
她说了要温柔！
我花了钱，听我的，
我要粗暴的
Why would you ask in the first place? 那你还问我干什么呢？
He would like to fuck you hard, actually. 他想狠狠地上你
她说好吧，但是以后
你得慢慢来，把前戏做好
你知道的，你应该这样
她喜欢这样？
你都没问她！
她在呻吟，相信我，她喜欢的
她想让我插她菊花吗？
她想让我
进入吗？
插她的菊花？
她说她只希望你现在抱住她
你什么都没说！她甚至都不在！
喂！我在听啊！
扯淡！
- Hey, I'm back. - 嘿，我来了 - Oh, God! - 谢天谢地
- Thank you, help me. - 谢谢你 - Where are we at? - 我们进行到哪里了？
Uh, you are being fucked from behind. 呃，他在插你的后庭
- Hard, in the arse, I think? - 狠狠地，肛交，我猜？ - Well, that was quick. - 哇，进展得够快啊
I know, that's what I said. 我知道，我也这么说了
OK, um, can you tell me what to say next, please? 告诉我下面说什么吧
Tell him it's the biggest dick I've ever had. 告诉他，那是我见过的最大的老二了
我知道，谢谢
Um, and next? 然后呢？
Does he want to put it in my mouth? 要我给他口吗？
It's just been in your arse. 可它刚插了你的菊花
So? 所以？
OK. 好吧
可是刚插了菊花啊
What? 什么？
What's fucking funny? 你在笑什么？
This is a fucking prank, isn't it? 这就是个他妈的玩笑，是吧？
挂了吧
- Um, he wants to hang up. - 他想挂了 - Well, did he come? - 好吧，他射了吗？
谢谢
不，我该谢谢你
这是我接过的最有趣的电话了
我今天晚上还能再帮你什么吗？
你有别的电话吗？
那就别挂电话了
怎么这么晚还没睡？
失眠
你是干什么的？
漫画小说家
那是干什么的？
你画的？
我不信
真的是我画的
我来证明给你看
♪ May these words be the first to find your ears
♪ The world is brighter than the sun
♪ Now that you're here
♪ Though your eyes will need some time to adjust
♪ To the overwhelming light surrounding us
♪ I'll give you everything I have
♪ I'll teach you everything I know
♪ I promise I'll do better
♪ I will always hold you close
♪ But I will learn to let you go
♪ I promise I'll do better
我该走了
♪ I will soften every edge
♪ I'll hold the world to its best
♪ And I'll do better
晚安，Sam
晚安，Monica
♪ With every heartbeat I have left
♪ I will defend your every breath
♪ And I'll do better
♪ 'Cause you are loved
♪ You are loved more than you know
♪ I hereby pledge all of my days
♪ To prove it so
♪ Though your heart is far too young to realise
♪ The unimaginable light
♪ You hold inside. ♪
- Car trouble? - 车坏了？ - Yeah. - 嗯
Can I give you a lift anywhere? 我可以载你一程
Um, no, it's fine. Thanks. 哦不用了，谢谢
- Sure? - 真的？ - It's fine, I'm sure. - 嗯，不用了
- Thank you. - 谢谢 - Alright. Good luck! - 好吧，祝你好运
Actually, wait...Wait, please! 哦，其实……等等！
Thank you! 谢谢你
Thanks. 谢谢
- Thank you. - 谢谢 - No problem. Don't be silly. - 没关系
Thank you, though. I really appreciate it. 谢谢，我很感激
My pleasure. 乐意至极
I need to get over the bridge, if that's OK. 可以的话，我到桥的那一头下车就好了
- Easy-peasy. - 当然可以 - Thank you. - 谢谢你
Um...
Oh, um, actually, 实际上
I left the bonnet of my car open, so I'll just... 我忘记盖上引擎盖了，我得去..
No, no, stay there. I'll get it. 不，不，你留在这儿，我去帮你关
Thanks. 谢谢你
Do you want me to get anything else from the car? 你还需要拿点什么？
♪ Two sleepy people
♪ By dawn's early light
♪ And too much in love to say goodnight
♪ Here we are
♪ In the cosy chair
♪ Picking on a wishbone
♪ From the Frigidaire
♪ Two sleepy people... ♪
♪ So sleep, silent angel, go to sleep
♪ Sometimes
♪ All I need is the air that I breathe
♪ And to love you
♪ All I need is the air that I breathe
♪ Yes, to love you
♪ All I need is the air that I breathe. ♪
Captions by CSI Australia
♪ Lush Like You
♪ The sweetest twist
♪ Lush like you
♪ A long-dead list
♪ Well, honey, they were lush, lush too
♪ Hot and fierce
♪ Lush like you
♪ I can't stand up because I'm lush like you
♪ Delirious mist, lush like you
♪ We're driving, I insist
♪ Honey, till the sky turns blue
♪ Look at me shiver
♪ Lush like you
♪ There's an underground river and I'm lush like you
♪ Her character's neat She's never indiscreet
♪ Be gentle with the babe because she's lush like you
♪ Cats and kittens, muffins and mittens
♪ Everybody's smitten with the lush like... oh...
♪ A cease or desist
♪ A patience at the tryst
♪ You got to open up and kiss
♪ If you want the lush life too... ♪