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欧雷卡！成功了！ Eureka, it worked!
我们成功了！ It worked!
噢 他真漂亮！ Oh, he's beautiful!
看着就像普通的孩子 He looks like a normal baby.
不会是他们吧 It can't be them.
没想到他们这么快就知道了 They can't have found out so soon.
-我们得把他藏起来 扬 -最后他们还是会找到他的 -We have to hide him, Jan!-They'll end up finding him.
-那？-只有一个办法了 So...?There's only one thing we can do.
他们来了 They're here.
好了 你会把我们从他们手中救出来 -Good.-You'll free us from them.
总有一天 Some day.
你在那会很安全 那是最先进的地区 You'll be safe here.It's the planet's most advanced zone.
长大后 来救我们 When you grow up,you'll come back to save us.
-从我实验室滚出去 老鼠们！-滚回你们的下水道！ -Get out of my lab, you rats!-Go back to your sewers.
首先呢 早上好 First of all, good morning.
我什么都知道 别浪费时间了 I know everything.Don't waste my time.
他是我儿子！不 他只是实验品 -He's my son!-No, he's an experiment.
-你把他放哪了？-你找不到的地方-Where did you put him?-Where you can't find him.
别逼我按这个按钮 把你们连根拔起 Don't make me push the button and end this once and for all.
我可以帮忙 I can help.
阿加塔 我没时间跟你胡闹 I've no time for nonsense, Ãgata.
但是父亲 表弟西格弗雷德 跟我一样大 But Dad, my cousin Sigfred is the same age as me
他们都让他来拷问 and they let him torture.
你还记得我让你 Remember when I asked you
找到星球上所有宠物 to find all the pets on this planet to annihilate them...
消灭它们 and you hid some of them?
我那时可怜它们 但我变了 长大了 I felt sorry for them,but I've changed, I'm mature.
我不知道你怎么会是我女儿 I don't get how you can be my daughter.
你总是让我看着像个蠢货！ You always make me look foolish!
是颗蓝色星球 It's...a blue planet.
地球 是地球 Earth, Planet Earth.
-你确定？ -对 我看见了 我知道在哪 -Are you sure?-Yes, I saw it. I know where it is.
你无计可施 那孩子会消灭你的！ You can't do anything.That boy will finish you off!
很好 想让我为你自豪吗？ Fine. You want me to be proud of you?
如果你想有天坐上这个宝座… If you want to sit on this throne one day,
那就是你的机会 there's your chance.
听着 阿加塔 那男孩是终极武器 Listen to me, Ãgata.That boy is the ultimate weapon.
我要他活着 I want him alive.
抓住他后 我会来接你 When you capture him, I'll come for you.
好的 父亲 不会很久的 我不会让你失望的 Yes, Dad.It'll be soon, I won't let you down.
（美国/西班牙）
（嘣/不！）
（洛佩茲修车行）
（西斯帕萨卫星） LÃ“PEZ GARAGE
又来了 老远就闪远光的奇葩 Here we go, the typical creep on high beam from miles off.
别这样 胡安 让他过吧 -不 不让 -Don't start, Juan. Let him pass.-No, I will not.
这种愣头青可追不上我 That hothead isn't overtaking me.
你会毁了正时皮带的！ And you'll ruin your timing belt!
蠢货！ You clown! You...
-你跟我想的一样吗？-对 -Are you thinking what I'm thinking?-Yes.
你在想什么？ What are you thinking?
-还不太清楚 你呢？-那不是车 -I don't know right now. You?-That wasn't a car.
天哪！ Jeez!
我要把这堆东西拆了重装！ I'll strip this heap and make a pile on the parts!
是陨石 胡安 It's a meteorite, Juan.
或者更糟 小行星 我不知道有什么区别 Or worse, an asteroid,I don't really know the difference.
抱歉 我很紧张 Sorry, I'm getting nervous.
胡安 有声音 Juan, I heard something.
-过来 -有声音 -Come here.-You can hear something.
-玛丽亚 别过去 -有人在里面 安静 -MarÃ­a, don't go near it.-Someone's inside. Be quiet.
看 胡安！快看！ Look, Juan! Look!
这是天赐之物啊 -狗屁的天赐之物！ -It's a gift from heaven.-Like hell it's a gift!
是个宝宝！ Look at the baby!
我们收养它吧 We'll keep it.
不行 他不是我们的孩子！ We can't, he's not ours!
可是你看 多可爱啊 But look at him, he's lovely.
亲爱的 这不是宝宝 是个矮子吧 Honey, that's no baby,it's an adult dwarf.
-不能把他留在这 -那胡子太奇怪了 -We can't leave him here.-That mustache is weird.
-我们对孩子了解多少？ -我知道他们不会从天而降 -What do we know about kids?-I know they don't fall from the sky.
若要说有奇迹 孩子就是 If it's a miracle, they do.
这几个月 我都在祈祷能有个孩子 I've been praying for months for us to have a child.
玛丽亚 你疯了 MarÃ­a, you're crazy.
你好啊 爸爸！ Hi, Daddy!
你好 爸爸！ Hi, Daddy!
看 爸爸 Look, Daddy.
快看 小家伙 Look, little guy.
他知道爸爸是谁 He knows who his dad is.
小家伙！ Little guy!
除了胡子 我觉得他挺正常的 Well, apart from the mustache,he looks normal to me.
-早上好 -早上好 -Good morning.-Good morning.
我的车晃来晃去的 别担心 朋友 -My car's running wonky.-Don't worry, my friend.
我会修得像新的一样 用最先进的技术 We'll leave it like new,we have the latest technology.
我还是喜欢用老办法 多谢了 I prefer more conventional methods, thanks.
洛佩茲 用力点！ LÃ³pez! Push harder!
你太弱了！用力 笨蛋！用力点！ You're a weakling!Go, shithead! Harder!
胆小鬼！垃圾！ Wuss! Piece of shit!
-快 这里！-传过来！ -Come on, here!-Here!
-传给我！-你倒是踢啊！ -Pass it to me!-Kick it already!
-蠢货 踢啊！-笨蛋守门员！ -You loser, kick it!-Numbskull goalie!
快点 小胡子！ C'mon, mustache!
传球啊 孩子！笨蛋！ Pass it, kid! Loser!
蠢货！ Doofus!
传球 白痴！ Pass it, you idiot!
进球了！耶！ Goal!
击掌！ Give me five!
进球了！不可能吧 -Goal!-No way.
我进球了 你们怎么了？ I got a goal. What's wrong?
高兴点啊！ Let's go!
怎么了？ What's wrong?
球霸 Ball hog.
告诉过你了 别在人前做那些事 I told you not to do those things in front of people.
但我想赢！ But I want to win!
这样 大家只会不跟你玩了 All you'll get is no one wanting to play with you.
这是作弊 That's the way of a cheat.
懦夫的玩法 A coward who won't play right.
-我就是这么玩的 这就是我啊 -那就藏起来 儿子 隐藏起来 -It's how I play. That's me.-Then hide it, son, hide it.
再这样下去 人们会把你当怪物 Keep going and they'll think you're a weirdo
到时你就只能孤零零的了 and you'll be lonelier than the number one.
可能你把时间说错了 Maybe you didn't tell them the right time.
-你确定时间说对了吗？ -确定 我确定 -Are you sure you did?-Sure I did.
地址呢？告诉他们地址了吗？ And the address?Did you give them the address?
-邀请函上写了吗？-他们不想来 爸爸 -Is it on the invite?-They didn't want to come, Dad.
因为我总是做怪事 对吧？ It's because I do weird stuff, huh?
不怪 宝贝 是特别 Not weird, honey, just special.
-那为什么这是坏事？ Then why is it bad?
-因为你在西班牙 Because you're in Spain.
听着 儿子 不管你在哪 你都会是块宝 Look, son. Anywhere else,in Germany, France, Norway,you'd be highly prized.
坏就坏在这个地方 树大招风啊 The bad thing is that here,tall poppies get cut down.
-你如果太出挑 人们就会你欺负你 If you stand out, they grind you down.
-这就是同学们不来的原因吗？ Is that why my classmates didn't come?
-因为我跟他们不一样 -他们永远也不会跟你一样 -Because I'm not like them?-They'll never be like you.
但如果你不做“那些事” 就跟他们一样了 But if you don't do "your stuff",you can be like them.
胡安尼托 你不用做任何特别的事 Juanito, you don't need to do anything special,
什么特别的都不需要也可以成功 nothing special, to go far.
听着 在这个国家 想快乐 你就得普普通通 Listen, in this country, to be happy you have to be mediocre.
来吧儿子 许个愿 Come on, son, make a wish.
做个普通人 To be normal.
胡安尼托 明年给你做纸杯蛋糕吧 Juanito, next year.I'm making you a cupcake.
（20年后） 20 YEARS LATER
最棒的电器 最棒的价格 the best electrical appliances at the best prices.
赶快行动吧 Take the step.
当然 还有奇特科技的保修服务… Naturally, with the guarantee of Chip Technologies.
喂？ Yes?
-你在哪？-呃…在这 -Where are you?-Uh... here.
-哪里？你又睡过头了？-没 没有 -Where? Did you sleep in again?-No, no.
在办公室处理交易呢 In the office, doing the dispatches.
-我刚路过没看到你啊 -我当时肯定在厕所 -I went by before and didn't see you.-I must've been in the bathroom.
-什么时候？ -就刚才不久 -After, when?-A while ago.
对 刚才… Yes, a while ago...
我在厕所 I was in the bathroom.
-我过来跟你说点事 行吗？ I'm coming to see you,to tell you something.
-哦 不行 -Okay?-No, really,...
我正忙着弄报告呢 I'm tied up with the reports.
-不是在交易吗？ -跟报告不符的交易啊 -Wasn't it the dispatches?-The ones that don't match the reports.
该死 Darn it.
-看见洛佩茲了吗？ -没有 -Have you seen LÃ³pez?-No, I haven't.
没见过 Neither have I.
-你们可以提醒我的 好吗？ -小心箱子！ -You could've warned me, eh?-Look out for the box!
-你什么时候到的？ -我不知道 -When did you get here?-I don't know.
今天很早就到了 太忙了 I came in early today, I'm so busy.
胡安 你知道我不想你把我当老板 Juan, you know I don't want you to see me as a boss.
我们的友谊高于一切 You and I are friends above everything.
-闻到什么怪味了吗？ -你才奇怪呢 -Does something smell weird?-You're the weird one.
是古龙水 很贵的 It's cologne, expensive too.
你什么时候开始用古龙水了？ Since when do you use cologne?
要讨论这个 我得摘下老板的帽子 To discuss that,I'll take off my boss hat
再戴上朋友的帽子 -工作和友情不可混为一谈 and put on my friend hat.Work and friendship can't mix.
-严格说来 你不是我老板 Technically, you're not my boss.
她今天才开始上班 还是我雇的她 She's starting today,I hired her after all.
-你让那女孩来上班了？ -不是你想的那样 -You got that girl the job?-It's not like that.
她可以胜任这份工作 She deserved the job.
再就是面试时 产生了点火花 可以这么说 Another thing is if something came up in the interviews,a spark, you might say.
你不能利用面试泡妞啊 You can't use interviews to score.
大家都知道面试就像约会 Everyone knows that job interviews are a bit like dates.
不 不是这样 No, they're not.
约会时会聊什么？工作 爱好 On a date, what do you talk about?Work, hobbies...
说到爱好 Speaking of hobbies,
你不会信的 我跟她都喜欢阅读和旅行 you won't believe it, but ours are the same: reading and travel.
因为人人如此啊！ But everyone likes that!
帮我想个好方法来欢迎她 Help me plan something cool, as a welcome.
我们从来没欢迎过谁 We've never welcomed anyone.
我现在带着朋友的帽子告诉你 I'm putting on my friend hat to tell you
你和我很久都没出去狂欢过了 that you and I haven't been out partying in ages.
我不参加了 我去吃早餐 Count me out. I'm getting breakfast.
我就知道 你刚到！ I knew it. You just got here!
该死 Darn it.
路易莎？ Luisa?
早上好 你能跟… Good morning. Can you tell...
不会吧 胡安？ No... Juan?
-路易莎？ -你在这干嘛？ -Luisa?-What are you doing here?
我记得你在大学很出色 瞧瞧你现在… I knew in college that you'd go far and look at you,
前台 a receptionist.
不 这不是我的位置 No, I don't work here.
我在这家公司工作 是实实在在的岗位 I work in the company,but in a real job.
-好吧 你逗我玩的 -见到你真好！ -Okay, you're kidding me.-Amazing meeting like this!
我们得叙叙旧 不是现在 我迟到了 We must catch up.But not now, I'm late.
你能通知海梅冈萨雷斯我来了吗？海梅？ -Could you tell Jaime GonzÃ¡lez?-Jaime?
你要来这上班？看起来是 我到现在还不敢相信 -You're going to work here?-Looks like it. I still can't believe it.
你也面试了8次吗？ Did you have to do eight interviews too?
-海梅 -怎么了？ -Jaime.-Yes?
路易莎拉纳斯到了 -叫她进来 -Luis Lanas is here.-Send her in.
-好的 Okay.
你很在行嘛 You're great at it.
你应该仔细考虑下做个前台 You should seriously consider being a receptionist.
通常迎接新人 Normally with new people
我们会举行欢迎派对 we have a welcoming party.
喝几杯 你有兴趣吗？ A little drink. Are you into that?
好了 大家注意 要自拍了 Right, family, look out,we're making an auto-selfie.
我知道严格说 不能算自拍 I know it's not a selfie,strictly speaking,
不过你们都懂我的 but you get my drift.
算是第一天的美好纪念吧 路易莎？ A nice memento of your first day,right, Luisa?
我们这就是这样的 氛围很好 That's what we're like here.A great atmosphere.
每天都快快乐乐的 Going out and living it up any day of the week.
洗手间在哪？从这扇门走出去 右手边 -Where's the bathroom?-Through the door, on the right.
-你怎么认识她的？-大学认识的 -How do you know her?-From college.
-她是一个朋友的女朋友 -你喜欢过她吗？ -She was a friend's girlfriend.-Did you like her?
也不是很熟的那种朋友 He wasn't a close friend...
-我问你是不是喜欢过她 -海梅 没 我没喜欢过她 -I asked if you liked her.-Jaime, no. I didn't.
老板 没什么别的事的话 我们也准备走了 Sir, if there's nothing else,we'll get going too.
待在这 我让你们走再走 好吗？ Stay here until I tell you, okay?
我们两小时前就下班了 Our shift ended two hours ago.
看 看到那玩意儿了吗？ Look. See that gadget?
它比你们俩对公司都要忠诚 It's got more commitment to the company than both of you.
对他俩我要一直戴着老板帽 I always need my boss hat with those two.
东西也喝了 够了吧 对吧？ We've had a drink.That's enough, isn't it?
如果你们一下都走了 她会起疑心的 If you all go at once,she'll get suspicious.
我要点个有很多黑橄榄的披萨 I want to order a pizza with lots of black olives.
她喜欢黑橄榄她喜欢黑橄榄She loves black olives.
你面试时问她喜欢什么样的披萨？ You asked in the interview how she like her pizzas?
她回来后 你去小商店买冰块 When she comes back,go to the corner shop for ice
然后别回来了 and don't come back.
-你知道这叫什么吗？策略 You know what that's called? Strategy.
-人事那家伙在打我的主意 The HR guy 's coming on to me.
我跟你说了 面试时他就这样 I told you he was already in the interviews.
我会编个理由走掉 I'll make some excuse and go.
等下 记得胡安吗 大学那个？ No, wait.Remember Juan, from college?
就是他 有胡子那个 That's him, with the mustache.
他也在这工作 He works here too.
幸好他也参加了聚会 Just as well he's at the party.
-胡安！-啊？ -Juan!-What?
-好 我会待在这 -待在这？ -Yes, I'll stick around.-Stick around?
胡安尼托 去买点冰 Juanito, go get some ice.
我们喝了不少啊 都没冰块了 We've been knocking it back so much we run out of ice.
有 有冰块的 Yes, there's ice.
-不 没有 -有 -No, there's no ice.-Yes.
在哪？ Where?
冰块 Ice.
路易莎呢？ Where's Luisa?
不是我吹 不过我觉得她吓到了 I don't want to brag,but I think she got scared.
她感觉太紧张了 就走了 The tension here was too much for her and she chose to go.
可惜了 我都已经想到姨妈克拉里了 A shame, because I was already thinking about my Aunt Clari.
别跟他们说你姨妈克拉里的破事 Don't give them that crap about your Aunt Clari.
胡安 他们也有权知道 别种族歧视 Juan, they have a right to know too. Don't be racist.
在床上保持住的技巧 我不是指在床上睡觉 A trick to keep going in bed, and I don't mean sleeping.
我会想3个画面： I think of three images:
跳舞的克拉里姨妈 my Aunt Clari dancing,
韭葱派 还有米色灯芯绒裤子 a leek pie and beige corduroy pants.
好吗？记住了吗？ Okay, got it?
我脑子里这些画面不停切换 I go from one to another in my head. One...
那一副…
这一副… the other...
另一幅 the other.
这样我就能跟女人耗上几个小时 That way I can spend hours with a woman.
好吧 没有几个小时 那太累人了 Well, not hours, what a chore.
胡安！ Psst, Juan!
你在干嘛？ What are you doing?
-准备回家 -直接回家还是去玩？ -I was on my way home.-Straight home or out?
不知道 你饿吗？I don't know. Are you hungry?
你呢？ You?
吃披萨吗？ Pizza?
下次吧 Well, next time.
-嘿 也许是我做哦 -你做？ -Hey, maybe I'll make it.-You'll make it...
-我会的 赌什么？ -你不会的 明天见 -I will. What do you bet?-You won't. See you tomorrow.
不好意思 Excuse me.
你喜欢黑橄榄吗？ Do you like black olives?
-罗贝尔怎么样？ -什么罗贝尔？ -How's Rober?-What Rober?
-还会有什么罗贝尔？ -大学那个？ -What other Rober would there be?-From college?
-对 你们还在一起吗？ -胡安 拜托 -Yes. Are you still together?-Juan, please.
我们毕业10年了 We left college 10 years ago.
我们那时也不是一对 我怎么会跟罗贝尔在一起？ We weren't even an item.How could I be with Rober?
不知道 我就问问 I don't know, just asking.
如果他知道我跟你吃饭会疯的 If he found out I was here eating with you, he'd freak.
疯掉？为什么？罗贝尔总是…我也不清楚… -Freak? Why?-Rober always, I don't know,
觉得你很奇怪 人们总是风言风语 -thought you were weird.-People talk too much.
他会说“你不觉得他在隐瞒什么吗？” He'd say: "Don't you think he's hiding something?".
我会说“我觉得胡安挺正常的啊” I'd say: "Juan seems really normal to me".
我也是这么说 That's what I say.
我有什么好隐瞒的？ What do I have to hide?
你想知道我有没有男朋友 You wanted to know if I have a boyfriend.
-我们去别的地方吧？ -吃完就走 -Let's go somewhere else, eh?-We'll finish this and go.
能不能小点声？ Will you keep it down?
-你们笑什么？ -路易莎… -What are you laughing at?-Luisa...
你 小兔崽子 You, squirt.
-什么那么好笑？ -闭嘴 老太婆 -What's so funny? -Shut up, you old bat.
别生气 路易莎 Don't get mad, Luisa.
你刚刚说什么？ What did you say?
路易莎 我们可以… Luisa, we can finish up...
-你要逞英雄还是怎么？ -我？没有 我一个字都没说 -You gonna be the hero, or what-Me, no. I didn't say a thing.
也许我们会把你痛扁一顿 Maybe we'll bust your ass.
-你 痛扁我？ -我没说 是她说的 -You, bust my ass?-I didn't say it, it was her.
-他扁你一顿又如何？ -打未成年人是违法的 -What if he does?-It's illegal to hit a minor.
我18了 你想干嘛？天啊 -I'm 18. What's up?-Jeez.
总的来说 打人是违法的 It's illegal to hit people in general.
看见这根手指了吗？ See this finger?
-我用食指就能把你放倒 -两件事 -I'll blow you down with my index finger.-Two things.
第一 那不是食指 是中指 One, that's not your index finger,it's your middle finger.
第二 除此之外 And two, beyond that detail,
你放不倒我的 you can't floor me
无论是用那根手指 还是别的什么 with that finger or anything else.
倒了 中指 Here, the middle finger.
衰人！ Loser!
（中央站）
儿子 记住 My son, remember these words,
你如果太出挑 人们就会你欺负你 if you stand out, they'll grind you down.
树大招风啊 Tall poppies get cut down.
胡安尼托 你不用做任何特别的事 也可以成功 Juanito, you don't need to do anything special to go far.
不要去掺和 Don't get involved.
这场游戏里没人会给你特权 No one gave you any cards in this game.
（终点站 下一班列车：） FINAL DESTINATION NEXT TRAIN:
107呼叫中央站！ 107 to Central, please!
107呼叫中央站！ 107 to Central!
紧急求助！ Help, please!
制动失灵了！ The breaks aren't responding!
列车失控了！ We're a runaway!
107呼叫中央站！制动失灵了！ 107 to Central!The brakes aren't responding!
马上要撞车了！ We're going to crash!
怎么回事？ What was that?
（奇特科技 是时候行动了） IT'S TIME, TAKE THE STEP
（是时候行动了） IT'S TIME, TAKE THE STEP
放心 一切都在掌控之中 Relax. It's all under control.
你在干什么？ What are you doing?
我也不知道！ I don't know!
（奇特科技 监控摄像头 车站）
（奇特科技 全球总部） CHIT TECHNOLOGIES WORLD HQ
你们即将 You're about to witness
见证一场新科技革命的诞生 the birth of a new technological revolution.
请看奇特科技未来将推出的产品： I present a future member of our family:
奇特机器人 Chitobot.
你们家里将发生颠覆性的改变 Your homes will never be the same again.
极致清洁：真空吸尘 扫地 拖地 Ultimate cleaning:it vacuums, sweeps and mops.
当然 所有一切都搭载了奇特极致科技 Of course,with the technical service of CHIT.
是时候行动了 It's time to take the step.
阿加塔… Ãgata...
我们找到他了 We've found him.
你确定？ Are you sure?
-西班牙有人弄停了一辆地铁 Someone stopped a subway train in Spain.
播放视频！ Hit the video!
什么视频？ What video?
西班牙？-这样的人在西班牙做什么？ Spain? What's someone like that doing in Spain?
-他阻止了我们安排的一起列车脱轨 Last night he stopped one of our derailments.
会不会是有蠢货碰到了紧急制动？ Did some idiot hit the emergency brake?
不可能 我们总是先让制动失灵 再安排事故 No, we always deactivate them before causing an accident.
-我们有控制室的影像 We have the images in the control room.
-不需要 I don't need them.
没有他露脸的画面吗？ None of them show his face?
全星球都有我们的科技 The whole planet is full of our technology.
他逃不掉的 时间紧迫 -He has no way out.-There's no time to lose.
告诉那边的克隆 我马上过去 Warn my clones there that I'm coming immediately.
保持警惕 And stay alert.
记住 我们面对的是终极武器 Remember, we're facing the ultimate weapon.
咖啡加奶油 再来个羊角面包 Coffee with cream and a croissant.
咖啡和点心没有 但我可以给你奶油 The coffee and pastry no, but I can cream you.
温的还是烫的？ Warm or hot?
抱歉 先生 Sorry, sir.
（超级英雄？） SUPERHERO?
大家都在谈论昨天地铁站的怪事 Everyone's talking about the strange subway event yesterday.
一个陌生男子跳到轨道上 An unknown man leapt onto the tracks
引起在场民众的混乱和恐慌 causing chaos and astonishment among those present.
我们有当时监控的独家画面… We have exclusive images from the security cameras...
他背了彗星吧 人不可能跑那么快！ He's got a comet on his back.You can't go that fast!
大家都工作吧？ Let's do a bit of work, right?
这什么也太让人分神了 We get sidetracked by anything here.
-你说得对 没什么大不了的 -我也没这么说 -You're right, it's no big deal.-I didn't say that either.
你拦停疾驰的地铁…怎么了？ You stop a speeding subway train...
-解释一下昨晚的事 -昨晚怎么了？ -What?-Explain last night, right now.
-昨晚怎么了？-别跟我装！ -What happened last night?-Don't pretend with me!
-我没有拦停地铁！-什么地铁？ -I didn't stop a train! -What train?
-什么地铁？我是说海梅 -What train?-I'm talking about Jaime.
-他昨晚那个奇怪的派 -噢 好吧 -His weird party last night.-Oh, okay.
你看他今天给了我什么 我的名片 Look what he gave me today.My personal cards.
500张 500 of them.
我不想想得那么龌龊 I don't want to be dirty minded,
不过感觉 他雇我是为了追我 but it's like he hired me to hit on me.
路易莎 海梅就是这样的 Luisa, that's the way Jaime is.
你们都在看什么呢？-没什么 -What are you all looking at?-It's nothing.
-让我看看 -真没什么！ -Let me see.-It's nothing!
-这是什么？路易莎 没什么好看的 -What is it-Luisa, it's nothing.
噢 那件破事 Oh, that crap.
一看就知道是宣传噱头 You can see a mile off that it's a publicity stunt.
在西班牙有超能力？ A guy with superpowers in Spain?
得了吧 这太惨了 Shut up, it's pathetic.
不是真的惨吧？胡安 -Not really pathetic, eh?-Juan...
超级英雄现身 还是西班牙人 没有比这更糟的了 A superhero turns up and he's Spanish,the crappiest you can get.
超级英雄得是美国人 英国人 或者日本人 A superhero has to be American,or English or Japanese.
他会出生在卡塞雷斯省 What, was he born in Arguijuela de Todos los Santos,
埃尔吉胡埃拉吗？-算了吧 胡安 Province of CÃ¡ceres? No, Juan.
-路易莎… Luisa...
想象一下 不是你不是我 不是… imagine, not you and me, no,
不过如果有这么个完全无私的人 but if there were someone totally altruistic,
能冒生命危险去拯救很多人的性命… capable of risking his life to save the lives of lots of people...
不 胡安 有些东西就是凑不到一起 超级英雄和西班牙人 不行 No, Juan. Some things don't fit.Superhero and Spanish, no.
德国 有可能 他可以是德国人 German, maybe.He could be German.
但是西班牙人？别逗了 But Spanish?Don't make me laugh.
谁是反派 守时的人吗？ Who's the villain: Punctuality?
也许他不是超级英雄 Maybe he's not a superhero.
也许他是一个特别的人 你今天有点烦人 -Maybe he's someone special.-You're irritating today.
再说下去 我今晚就不跟你吃晚餐了 Keep it up, and I won't have dinner with you tonight.
-晚餐 我们俩？ -怎么了？ -Dinner, the two of us?-What's wrong?
-你们在聊什么？ -没什么 工作 -What are you talking about?-Nothing, work.
那么你们肯定还没听说 Then you haven't found out.
阿加塔穆勒来西班牙了 Ãgata Muller has come to Spain.
那个吸尘器女士？ The vacuum cleaner lady?
呃 我喜欢称她为科技大师 Well, the technological guru,I like to call her.
不过 对 大致说来 她卖吸尘器 But yes,basically she sells vacuum cleaners.
你今天真漂亮 路易莎 You look nice today, Luisa.
今日重大新闻 News of the day is about the visit to our country
世界知名女企业家 访问我们国家 of possibly the world's most famous businesswoman.
我们的人民很敬仰阿加塔穆勒这位大富翁 Our people are already with the multimillionaire Ãgata Muller,
她将发表公开讲话 我们来看直播 who's about to make a statement.We go live.
一直以来 我都想见见像这样的人 I've always wanted to meet someone like this.
我们习惯了去追捕罪犯 We're used to pursuing those who commit crimes.
而找出那些挺身而出的人也很重要 It's also important to find those who stand out for doing things right.
因此 我想对他说 So I wish to send him this message.
我知道他在听 I know that he's listening.
无论你是谁 Whoever you are,
我想让你知道 我是来帮助你的 I want you to know that I've come to help you
同时 感谢你 你是英雄 and thank you for being that hero.
我想告诉你 你和我一起能成就一番事业 And to tell you that you and I can do great things together.
就像我说的 宣传噱头 Like I said, publicity.
（奇特科技 巴塞罗纳办事处） CHIT TECHNOLOGIES BARCELONA OFFICE
是时候回家了 It's time to go home.
首先呢 早上好 父亲 是我 阿加塔 -First of all, good morning.-Dad, it's me, Ãgata.
嗯 很好 你想要什么？ Yeah, great. What do you want?
扬的儿子 我终于找到他了 Jan's son, I've found him at last.
我都没想到你还在找 I didn't even think you were still looking.
我说过不会让你失望的 I told you I wouldn't let you down.
对 但都30年了 别指望我表扬你 Yes, but it's been 30 years.Don't expect me to applaud.
如果您知道我必须完成的那些事… If you knew all the things I've had to do...
不过现在您可以过来接我了 But now you can come and get me.
你是找到他了还是抓到他了？就快了 -Have you found him or got him?-I'm very close.
他逃不掉的 剩余工作轻而易举 He has no way out.Only the easy part's left.
还要20年吗？您知道我做了什么后 -Another 20 years?-When you find out what I've done,
会为我感到骄傲的 you'll be so proud of me.
我的科技已经散布到 这颗星球的每个角落 My technology has spread to every corner of the planet
控制着一切 and it controls everything.
其他任何人都能在两天内 摧毁这颗星球并返回 Anyone else would've razed the planet and been back in two days.
您说您要他活着 You said you wanted him alive.
来找我 我们共同摧毁这个星球 Come for me and we'll raze the planet together.
如果我到了 你还没有抓住他 我就会连你… If you don't have him when I arrive, I will raze it...
一起摧毁 with you on it.
先生们 你们中头奖了 Gentleman, you have the big prize.
赶紧行动起来吧 So get on it immediately.
好的 老板 Sure, boss.
不过 后天必须停止搜查 Still, we'll have to stop the search the day after tomorrow,
后天是诸圣节 it's the patron saint's day festival.
我是这里唯一的圣人 I'm the only patron here.
抓住扬儿子之前 没人可以停下 And no one's stopping until we trap Jan's son.
-清楚了吗？ -清楚 -Understood?-Yes.
-你好 路易莎 你到了？-对 半小时前就到了 -Hi, Luisa. You're there already?-Yes, half an hour ago.
-我就知道 -我在大巴上 -I knew it.-I'm on the bus.
三四分钟后到 I'm 3, 4 minutes away.
-你迟到了 你买单 -好的 -For being late, you're buying.-Okay.
冷静 笨蛋 没事的 Relax, Dumbass. It's alright.
扬的儿子 只有你能听见我说话 Jan's son, only you can hear me.
请把收音机调小声点 好吗？ Please, can you turn the radio down?
收音机？我没有收音机 Radio? I don't have a radio.
如果你能听见 你就是我在找的人 If you can hear this,you're who I'm looking for.
你是谁？ Who are you?
-我？佩德罗路易斯 -别瞎掺和 -Me? I'm Pedro Luis.-Don't get involved.
你没看见他的样子吗？ Can't you see the state he's in?
别害怕 我是你的朋友 Don't be scared. I'm your friend.
麻烦停车好吗？我得下车 Please, could you stop the bus?I need to get off here.
拜托 你吓到我的狗了 你没看见吗？ Please, you're scaring the dog.Can't you see?
司机 让他下车！他疯了！ Driver, let him off, he's crazy!
我得跟你说两件事 I have to tell you two things.
老天 把它关掉！我头要爆掉了！ God, turn it down,my head's going to explode!
第一 别跟我说话 我听不见 First, don't talk to me, I can't hear you.
喔 算了 算了 Oh, forget it, forget it.
第二 你必须来见我 Second, you have to come see me.
我是阿加塔穆勒 I am Ãgata Muller.
我们面谈吧 Let's talk face to face.
用你的超级听觉 应该很容易 With your super-hearing it'll be easy for you
找到我声音的来源 to detect the origin of my voice.
你一定有很多疑问 别急 You must have many questions.But relax,
-我会为你解释一切 -闭嘴吧！ -I'm here to explain everything.-Just shut up!
我不明白 为何时隔多年你才行动 I don't get why it took you so many years to take the step.
好了 我来了！ Yes, I'm coming!
不要害怕 You have nothing to fear.
我知道你的秘密 我是来帮你的 I know your secret and I've come to help you.
（奇特）
欢迎来到奇特科技 Welcome to Chit Technologies.
我们正在等你 We were expecting you.
你好？ Hello?
抱歉 不过我有点赶时间 Sorry, but I'm in kind of a hurry.
你不知道这一刻 我盼了多少年 You don't know how many years.I've waited for this moment.
-你是吸尘器女士 -30年 -You're the vacuum lady.-30 years.
用尽一生来找你 A whole life hoping to find you.
请坐 我们有很多事要庆祝 Sit down, please.We have a lot to celebrate.
庆祝什么？我根本就不认识你 What do we have to celebrate?I don't know you at all.
不过 我在电视上见过你 买过一台你们的搅拌机 Well, I know you from the TV,I've got one of your blenders.
那晚你在地铁站的举动太惊人了 What you did in the subway the other night was spectacular.
停 Stop, stop...
地铁站的事 I had absolutely nothing to do
跟我无关 好吗？ with what happened in the subway.Alright?
你不用在我面前伪装 You don't need to pretend with me.
-我跟你一样 -当然了 跟我一样 -I'm like you.-Yeah, sure. Like me.
我是月薪一千的合同工 而你是大富豪 简直一模一样！ A thou a month and on contract.And you a millionaire. Just the same!
-我们来自同一个地方 We're from the same place.
-马斯诺？-更远 -From Masnou?-Much farther.
我们不能一生都耗在这颗星球 假装跟他们一样 We can't spend all our lives on the planet pretending we're like them.
-你懂我的意思吗？ -不 我不懂 -Know what I mean?-No. I don't.
Say it like that and it's like I was an alien.
-你就像在说我是外星人 -就是这个意思 -That's just what I mean.-Yeah, right, hilarious.
你回X星球的时候 When you get back to Planet X,
帮我抱抱ET 阿福 佐尔达 give ET, Alf and Zoltar a hug for me.
人类不能用眼睛熔化物体 People can't melt things with their eyes
也不能跑那么快！ or run at that speed!
人类不能拦停地铁！ People can't stop a subway train!
听着 两件事 第一 我不做那样的事 Look, two things.One, I don't do that stuff.
还有第二…你怎么知道的？ And two, how do you know?
我可以带你去个地方 在那你就是正常人 I can take you to a place where you can be normal.
我们可以跟我父亲一起回去 We'll go back home with my father.
噢 当然 坐飞船是吧 Yeah, sure, in a UFO. Right.
我不是你要找的人 I'm not the person you're after.
-另外 我晚餐迟到了 -等等 -Besides, I'm late for dinner.-Wait.
原来是这样！ That's why!
你想为她留下来 那女孩是谁？ You want to stay for her...Who's that girl?
你懂我的心思？ You read my mind?
我只是用最简单的方法说服你 I tried to convince you the easy way.
-简单的方法？ -你要留在这里 -The easy way?-You're staying here
-我父亲到之前 -放开我！ -until my father arrives.-Get off!
放开！ Get off!
兄弟 看看我的衣服！ Man, look at my clothes!
对不起 不过你看你 把我衣服弄成什么样了 Sorry, but look what you did to my clothes.
我就知道 你是扬的儿子！ I knew it. I knew you were Jan's son!
这是要干嘛？ What's all this about?
杀了他！ Finish him off!
喂 这是个误会 我本来是要… Guys, this is a misunderstanding,I was going to...
对不起 Sorry.
你掉了… You dropped...
抱歉 Sorry.
阿加塔 让他们停下！ Ãgata, stop this!
停下来！ Stop this!
抓住他！抓住他！ -Get him, get him!-Get him!
-他在哪？ -他去哪了？ -Where is he?-Where is he?
-那里！-谁抓到他了？ -There!-Who's got him?
他逃了！那边！ He's escaping, that way!
你可以从这里逃走 但你永远无法摆脱自己的身份 You can escape from here,but not from who you are.
不要用那个嗡嗡响的烦我 And you stop bugging me with that buzzing thing.
真的很不爽 ssasIt's really unpleasant.
-我们不会让他出这栋大楼的 -那没用的 -We won't let him out of the building.-It won't do any good.
再说 我现在知道他的软肋了 Besides, I know his weak spot now.
她叫路易莎拉纳斯 我要她的DNA Her name's Luisa Lanas.I want her DNA.
（危险！）
（探测中） EXPLORING
（发现样本 类别：DNA 对象：路易莎拉纳斯） SAMPLE LOCATED TYPE: DNA, SUBJECT: LUISA LANAS
（DNA分析） DNA ANALYSIS
破玩意！ Shitty gadget!
不 不是破玩意 是中小型电器 No, not a shitty gadget.Small to medium appliance.
或者就像我说的 居家良品 Or as I like to say,good old household goods.
嘿 冷静点 好吗？ Hey, take it easy, okay!
坏东西！ Bad goods!
不… No, no, no.
好了 够了！别这样！ Okay, okay! No, no!
冷静 好吗？ Relax, eh?
退后！ Back!
退后 你个虫子！ Get back, you bug!
坐！坐下！ Sit! Sit! Whoa!
嘿 你们俩 来帮帮我 它疯了 Hey, you! Come help me,it's gone mad!
这机器人要杀我！ This robot wants to kill me!
快来啊！ Come on!
你们在干嘛？过来砸烂它！ What are you doing there?Come and smash it!
快来！ Come on!
打它！快！ Hit it, go!
继续！ Go on!
这事谁也别提 拥抱的事也别提 Not a word of this to anyone.Not the hug either.
（DNA已发送） DNA SENT
快啊 路易莎 接电话！ Come on, Luisa, answer!
-回复 拜托 回复啊 -胡安 -Answer, please, answer.-Juan.
-路易莎 你去哪了？-我去哪了？ -Luisa, where were you?-Where was I?
你去哪了？看样子… Where were you?Looking like that...
我去了餐厅 但是你不在那 I went to the restaurant,but you weren't there.
没错 我又等了你一个小时 Sure, you wanted me to be waiting another hour for you?
你就直说 你不愿跟我共进晚餐 If you didn't want dinner with me,you could've said.
不愿意跟你共进晚餐？ Not want dinner with you?
我当然愿意了 求之不得 Of course I did, very much,
-不过发生了些很疯狂的事 but something crazy happened to me.
-比放我鸽子还疯狂？ -没错 -Crazier than standing me up?-Yes.
-什么事？ 我还不太清楚 -What?-I don't quite know yet.
路易莎 你在做什么？ Luisa, what are you doing?
我再多喝点 可能会相信你 If I drink a bit more,maybe I'll believe you.
看 Look.
-又是海梅 -别接！ -Jaime again.-Don't answer it!
-为什么不？ -以防万一 -Why not?-Just in case.
-以防什么？ -这个… -In case of what?-Well...
该死 信号太差 Shit, bad signal!
那个…路易莎 听着… This... Luisa, look...
我接下来要说的 听起来会很诡异 I know what I'm going to tell you sounds weird,
不过我就直说了 so I'll say it straight out.
我刚抓住一台六腿智能吸尘器 I just caught a smart vacuum robot with 6 legs
它把你的DNA发给别人了 sending your DNA to someone.
收到信息 请务必打电话给我 Please, when you hear my message, call me,
我现在带着这个怪物过来了 你看到就信了 I'm coming over with this beast so you'll believe me.
我在你简历找的地址 I know your address from your resumÃ©.
我没看什么电邮或者脸书 I haven't seen any emails, or Facebook or anything.
别怀疑我 像你那个叫劳拉特86的朋友一样 Don't be suspicious of me,like your friend Laurita86.
糟了 Shit.
-继续 道歉 -是真的 路易莎 -Go on, apologize.-Really, Luisa.
我很想告诉你 I'd love to tell you,
不过我需要几天来消化这一切 but I need a few days to take it all in.
如果我现在说 你会觉得很疯狂 If I say it straight out,you'll think it's crazy.
不是那种“奇怪的”疯狂 是“吓人的”疯狂 But not "crazy" crazy, no.Crazy as in "sick".
最好趁我现在醉了告诉我 Okay, better tell me now while I'm wasted.
这酒贵着呢 我得喝完 This wine cost a fortune and I have to finish it.
-路易莎 我什么都不能说 -为什么？ -Luisa, I can't tell you anything.-Why?
因为我得去找我父母谈谈 Because I have to go and talk to my parents.
-你父母？ -对 -Your parents?-Yes.
-你几岁 12岁吗？ -对 不是！ -How old are you, 12?-Yes. No.
别胡说了 胡安 我们都知道怎么回事 Cut the crap, Juan.We both know what's going on.
你知道 我知道 罗贝尔也知道 You know, I know, and so did Rober.
这么多年过去了 我们还是喜欢彼此 Years have gone by,but we still like each other.
一直都是 Always have.
所以废话少说 跟我上来 So cut the crap and come up with me.
路易莎 像你这样的姑娘叫我上楼 If a girl like you asks me to come upstairs,
我会跟着跑得像牛一样 I'm up there like a buffalo.
相信我 但以前从来没人让我这样做 I would, but no one's ever asked me before.
可若今晚 我任由我们之间发生什么 But if I let something happen between us tonight,
我就是这个世界上最糟糕的人 it'd make me the worst person in the world.
你干嘛 就这么走了？ What are you doing, leaving?
喂！ 喂！ Hey! Hey!
好吧 你走吧！ Fine, then go.
去找你父母给你做杯热可可！ Go get your parents to make you a cup of cocoa!
从你那得到一个吻就那么难吗？ What more do I need to get a snog out of you?
你就是个小孩！回幼儿园吧 懦夫！ You're a little kid!Go back to kindergarten, coward!
我真是喝得烂醉啊 I really am smashed.
你拿着那个去哪？ Where do you think you're going with that?
这服务太夸张了 Hell of a technical service.
你们怎么都跟这女的纠缠不清？ What is it with you all and that girl?
她没那么好吧 She's not that great.
你帮我的话 路易莎就是你的了 If you help me, Luisa can be yours.
我就知道 看见新闻我就知道 I knew it.When I saw the news, I knew it.
进来吧 Get inside.
你想让我怎样 袖手旁观吗？ What did you want me to do?Stand by with my arms crossed?
我跟你妈说了 不会的 你不傻 I told your mother no,you're not a dickhead.
好吧 我有点兴奋过头了 Okay, I got a bit overexcited.
30年了我才弄停一辆地铁 这不算大事吧 It's no big deal if I stop a train every 30 years.
不 你应该表现得跟普通人一样 No? You should've acted like a normal person.
可是我并不普通 爸爸 But I'm not normal, Dad.
-你和妈妈都知道的 -儿子！ -You and Mom knew that.-Son!
你想要什么？ -真相 -What do you want?-To know the truth.
不是 我是说你早餐想吃煎蛋培根 No, do you want fried eggs and bacon for breakfast
还是炸猪皮？-你太瘦了 儿子 or pork scratching.You look thin, son.
-我什么都不想吃 不过 有一件事 I don't want anything. Well, one thing.
我想要你们回答一个简单的问题 I want you to answer a very simple question.
-说吧 -说吧 -Go on.-Go on.
请告诉我 你们是我的父母 Tell me, please,that you're my parents.
不要回避！ Don't shut me out!
说话啊！这种氛围简直让我窒息！ Speak up, the tension's choking me!
氛围？对 是太奔波了 你只是累了 Tension, no, it's the trip,you're just tired.
来 放松点 Come on, relax.
我们当然是你父母 到底怎么了？ Of course we're your parents.What's this about?
我们来聊聊我出生那天 Let's talk about the day I was born.
妈妈 你生我用了多长时间？ Mom, how long were you in labor?
-我不记得了 -你说什么呢？ -I don't remember now.-What are you saying?
我是独子啊！ I'm an only child!
你妈妈和我不记得了 Your mother and I don't have the mind for such things,
这么久了 你到底是怎么了？ it was a long time ago.What's wrong with you?
我遇到了一个人 I met someone.
-女孩儿吗？-不是 -A girl? -No.
有人跟我说了些奇怪的事 Someone who told me some very strange things.
也是女孩 不过不是你想的那样 Well, a girl too,but that's another issue.
她跟我说 她想带我回家 She told me she wants to take me home.
但不是这个家 不是 是遥远的另一个星系！ But not this home, no.Way out to another galaxy!
别跟我说是因为大麻 And don't say it's the weed,
那是很早之前了 而且我也没抽多少 that was a long time ago and not that much.
那么 告诉我 拜托了 我到底是不是从另一个星系来的 So tell me, please,if I'm from another galaxy or not.
如果你没把那辆列车弄停… If you hadn't stopped that train...
所以 是真的 这太难以置信了！ So, yes.This is goddamn incredible!
我想说一件事 你们对这只字不提 I'll tell you one thing.I think it's terrible
也太狠了吧 that you didn't tell me anything.
儿子 对我来说 你跟别的男孩没区别 Son, to me you're just like any other boy.
对 只有一处很小的差异 我是外星人！ Yes, but with one slight detail.I'm an alien!
不用说出来的 Nobody needs to know.
他们想要绑架我 爸爸！ They tried to kidnap me, Dad!
谁能保证他们不会再绑架我呢？ Who says they won't again?
现在你真的得多吃点了 Now you do have to eat more,
你弱不禁风 是无法抗衡宇宙力量的 you're too thin to face the forces of the universe.
玛丽亚 好了 别扯电影里的东西了 MarÃ­a, please.Enough of the movie stuff.
-是时候给你看看了 -胡安 -It's time you saw it.-Juan...
-胡安 我们说过无论发生什么都不能给他 -看看什么？你们吓到我了 -Juan, we said no, whatever happened.-See what? You're scaring me.
-过来 -进去吧 儿子
-Come here. -Go in, son.
Ready?
准备好了吗？
Does it ring a bell?
眼熟吗？
Tell me that's not what I think it is.
告诉我 这不是我想的东西
你是坐这个来的 儿子 我们不知道它来自哪里
You came inside this, son, we don't know from where.
但肯定不是从马尔托雷尔来的
This doesn't exactly come from Martorell.
-你想让我们怎么做呢？ -我本来想报警的
What did you want us to do?
I wanted to call the police. She was the one who...
-是她想要… -报警 很好 真的
The police. Great, really.
你们真是模范父母 恭喜啊
You're goddamn model parents. Congratulations.
-Thank you. -Be quiet.
-谢谢 -别说话
Hello, son.
-你好 孩子 -小心点
-Watch out. -If you're watching this,
如果你正在看的话 当时情况变得很复杂
things got complicated and we had to send you far away from ChitÃ³n.
只能把你送走 远离石鳖星
But thanks to your extraordinary, amazing abilities,
不过幸好你拥有非凡的能力
I guess you activated this mechanism at the age of 3 or 4.
我想你三四岁时应该
就能激活这个装置了
Hey, I already had an inkling.
我那时已经隐约有种感觉了
不过这很难解释 我用这两个玩偶来解释一下
But this is hard to explain, so I'll used these two puppets.
这是斯科尔巴
This is Skorba. I'm Skorba!
“我是斯科尔巴！
我是大坏蛋 我控制着奇通星的所有居民”
I'm very bad and have all of ChitÃ³n's inhabitants under submission.
And this is me, your father.
这是我 你父亲
“我不会让你得逞的！
I won't allow it! With my science I'll create the perfect weapon
我会借助科学力量 创造出完美武器来打败你！”
to defeat you!
希望你现在开始明白你是谁了
I hope you're starting to understand who you are.
是的 完全了解
Yes, I understand perfectly.
You won't defeat me with any weapon!
“你用什么武器都无法打败我！”
“这不是普通武器 是终极武器
It's not any weapon, it's the ultimate weapon.
我儿子出生后 口能起风
When my son is born, wind will come from his mouth,
眼可喷火
fire from his eyes. He'll be quick as a flash.
他会快如闪电
能在星际间飞行 他会摧毁你的帝国”
And flying through the galaxy he'll destroy your empire.
Did he say I'll fly?
-他是说我能飞？ -斯科尔巴会来找你
Skorba will be looking for you. Where did your son go?
“你儿子去哪了？
Left or right?
左边还是右边？”
左边？右边？
Left, right.
快 告诉他
Go on, tell him.
儿子 这是互动式全息投影
Son, this is an interactive hologram. You have to answer: left or right.
你得回答 左或者右
你选了之后 “投影”才会继续
Until you say which one, the "phonogram" can't go on.
右边
-The right. -Good, you said right.
很好 你说的右边
这意味着你还小 还不懂一件事
That means you're too little and didn't understand a thing.
你得伪装自己 同时误导斯科尔巴
It's about misleading Skorba, not giving yourself away.
But never mind, you have to grow up
不过别担心 你长大了才能拥有成人的智力水平
to reach the intellectual level of an adult.
别担心 总有一天你会准备好的
Don't worry, one day you'll be ready.
And when that day comes, just get in the rocket
那一天到来时 你就坐上这个火箭
and it'll take you back to ChitÃ³n to save us, son.
它会带你回奇通星来救我们 儿子
你是我们唯一的希望
You're our only hope.
Well, this message must be from ages ago.
这应该是很多年前的信息了
他们肯定已经找到办法了
They must've found a way to sort out their stuff.
And not a word to anyone about this.
别跟任何人提这件事
特别是托宁叔叔 三杯酒下肚 他就到处乱说了
Especially to Uncle ToÃ±Ã­n, three shots and he blabs everything.
我一个字都不会说的 但是他们在那个星球等着你
I'm not saying a word, but I think they're waiting for you on that planet.
好 对 现在暴君入侵倒是我的错了
Yeah, right, now the invasion of this tyrant is my fault.
They must've done something too. I'd have to hear the other side.
他们肯定也做了什么 我得听听另一边是怎么说的
It's so easy to judge people from other galaxies.
在别的星系批判别人太容易
Mom, leave that, don't touch anything!
妈妈 别碰那个！
终于 洛佩茲家有人能做点大事了
Finally a LÃ³pez can do something important.
我曾经给西托蓬萨修过摩托车 我知道这不算什么 不过…
I once fixed Sito Pons's motorbike, I know that's nothing, but...
我这个月很不顺 一直处理交易 忙按揭…
This month's very bad for me. I'm doing the dispatches, the mortgage...
那些人会帮我处理销售税吗？
Are they going to do my quarterly sales tax for me?
那些受压迫的奇塔人 还是什么奇通人？
The oppressed citizens of ChitÃ¡n, ChitÃ³n, whatever it's called?
-人人都是为了自己 -不 儿子！
-So every man for himself. -No, son, no!
不行！他们说了你是他们最后的希望
They said you're their last hope.
-对 他们最后希望个屁！-注意你的语言！
Yes, their last hope, my ass!
Watch your mouth!
什么保障都没 我怎么可能去外太空？
How can I go to outer space without insurance or anything?
另外 爸爸 你总跟我说别太显眼
Besides, Dad, you always told me not to stand out.
Sure, but now we know who you are,
是的 可现在我们知道你是谁了 你不能背离你的身份啊
you can't act like you're not who you are.
第一 好好说话 你太难懂了
First, talk properly, you're unintelligible.
第二 我走了
And second, I'm outta here.
胡安尼托 儿子 万一你要去 我用这给你准备套衣服
Juanito, son. Just in case, I'll make you a suit from this,
-这面料看起来很不错 -我不会穿的
-it looks like good fabric. -I'm not putting on anything.
超级英雄可不能 穿着普通的衣服跑来跑去
A superhero can't go around tearing ordinary clothes.
超级英雄是不存在的！
-Superheroes don't exist! -What do we know, son?
我们又知道什么呢 孩子？ 听着 做好你就试试
Look. I'll just make it and you can try it on.
-I'm so excited... -I'm not putting on any suit, period!
-我太激动了… -我不会穿的 就这样！
什么都不说吗？
Aren't you going to say anything?
太不适合你了 我都笑不出来
It looks so bad on you, I can't even laugh.
It's a nice, standard-issue supersuit.
这是件漂亮的标准超人服
再带个假发 就跟狂欢节皇后一样了
With a wig, he's a dead ringer for the Queen of the Mardi Gras.
-我要脱了 这事完了 -不 过来 等等
-I'm taking it off, it's over. -No, come here, hold on.
也许收一下 或者加个肩垫什么的…
Maybe if I put a bit of a dart here...
-or some shoulder pads... -No shoulder pads, no way!
-不要加肩垫 -他就像穿着运动服的瘾君子
He looks like a junkie in a tracksuit.
只差长笛 狗和巧克力酥饼了
He just needs the flute, the dog and the chocolate pastry.
你瞧瞧我爸 说说他啊
Look at Dad. Say something.
洗几次缩水了就合适了
A couple of washes will shrink it to fit.
Besides, you're a growing boy.
-再说 你还在长身体了 -哦 长身体
Yeah, a growing boy...
瞧 我参考《超人》那些电影做的
Look, I copied this from the supermen movies.
如果冷 搭在这 就是条围巾
If you get cold, put it here, it makes a nice shawl.
不 这可是斗篷 是用来飞的
No, it's meant to be a cape.
-It's for flying. -So you can really fly?
所以你真的能飞？
应该是吧
Apparently.
飞船里那男的提过火和飞行
That man from the spaceship mentioned fire and flying.
飞船里那男的是我爸
That man from the spaceship is my father, he has a name.
-他有名字的 -叫什么？
-What name? -I don't know right now.
我不知道
I'm your father too, my name's Juan Antonio LÃ³pez
我也是你爸 我的名字是胡安安东尼奥洛佩茲
我告诉你 你得学会怎样飞行
and I'm telling you you have to learn how to fly.
You may need it one day, you never know.
也许有天会用上 你得有所准备
对 当然 学会飞行 怎么学啊？
Yeah, sure, learn how to fly. How do you do that?
镇上的人会看见的！
Someone from town is going to see me like this!
C'mon, today's the day. Try to fly!
快点 就是今天了 试着飞一下！
当然了 试着飞一下 说得倒容易！
Sure, try to fly. Like it was so easy!
像喜鹊那样扇动翅膀 小心那些树！
Flap like a magpie, and watch out for the trees!
-就像这样！加油！ -不要干扰他
-That's it, go on. -Let him concentrate.
动作幅度大点！
Flap wider!
-Like this. -Not so bunched up. More!
-像这样 -不要缩成一团 展开！
-对 -不行
-There. -Nothing.
他捏着拳头在干嘛？
-What's he doing with his fist? -That's it, there!
就是这样 加油！
-试试！ -继续！
-Try that! -Go on!
不行 没用
Nothing, it doesn't work.
你试试跳下来
I think you'd better jump.
喔 好 跳下来 摔个头破血流！
Yeah, sure, jump. I'll bust my goddamn head!
可能要在空中才能激活飞行能力
Maybe this flying thing is activated in the air.
Trust in yourself as we trust in you, son!
要像我们信你一样自信 儿子！
-没错 -我知道你能飞的！
-That's it. -I know you'll fly!
Move, that way.
让开 去那边
-God, he sure hit the dirt. -Son, everything alright?
天啊 摔了个狗啃屎
儿子 你还好吗？
Look how well you get up.
你看看你一下就站起来了 很好
-That's great. -Does anything hurt?
伤到哪了吗？
-It's my fault for listening to you. -But son...
-真不该听你们的 -可是 儿子 下次你就会了
-You'll get it next time. -Yes, next time.
对 下次 下次你们来跳！
Next time you jump off!
No, I said there was no basis to this.
不 我是说这不难
你只是动作不准确 只需要把动作做对就行了
You're just a little imprecise.
You need to get it right, that's all.
怪胎 你是个怪胎
Freak, you're a freak.
注意点 你在跟另一个星系的救世主说话呢
Watch it, you're talking to the hope of another galaxy.
-土鳖星吗？ -你穿的女士内裤！
-The galaxy of the tacky, huh? -You're wearing panties!
这不是女士内裤 小屁孩！
They're not panties, you brat!
也许揍你们一顿 你们就懂什么是终极武器了
Maybe I'll beat you up
and you'll see who the ultimate weapon is.
用女士手袋揍吗？
-You gonna hit us with your handbag? -Is the "S" for sissy?
衣服上的“超”是指“超级娘”吗？
-Or subnormal. -Or sausage-sucker.
还是“超低能”？
或者是“超变态”？
What? You're not laughing so hard now, eh?
怎么？你们现在不笑了？
-跑 -跑 快跑！
-Run. -Run, run!
天啊！
Holy guacamole!
Juan, look! Look, Juan!
胡安 看！快看 胡安！
-He's not flying, but he is levitating! -Holy shit!
-他没在飞 不过他升起来了！ -妈呀！
-圣女德莉莎保佑！ -特蕾莎修女吗？
-Saint Teresa! -The Calcutta one?
不 阿维拉的德莉莎 这是奇迹啊！
No, Ãvila. This is a miracle!
-这可不是你的圣女做的 -他去哪了？
-No way your saint does that. -Where did he go?
-Do you know where I am? -Cala de Marbres.
-我这是在哪？ -萨卡拉
哪里？
-Where? -In Mallorca.
马略卡岛
马略卡岛？
Mallorca?
单身派对开得太嗨了吧？
Bucks' party got out of hand, eh?
Damn!
见鬼！
Look, you take Txatxarramendi road,
沿着特斯门迪路 经过莱戈雷塔和卡斯特雷塔
past Legorreta and Kastelleta
到了阿莫雷维耶塔 走A-8路 一直走下去
and at Amorebieta you take the A-8 and straight on.
Careful, if the first town you see is Yiurreta,
注意
如果最先遇到尤雷塔镇 你就完了 孩子 困住了
you're screwed, kid, you're in a jam.
You turn the fuck around back to IbaÃ±eta,
那就赶紧掉头到阿尼塔
take the shortcut from Goitzueta to Txoritokieta
走捷径 从戈伊苏埃塔到达求瑞求格塔
and then get the fucking A-8 just past Guantxoritzketa.
接着沿着A-8经过祖伊思格塔
要走一大圈路啊
A hell of a way around.
懂了吗？还是要我再说一次？
Got it, or do I explain again?
懂了 懂了 很清楚
Yes, yes, absolutely clear.
我的天啊！
Holy crap!
妈妈 太明显了 这太蠢了
Mom, it's so obvious, this is ridiculous.
-看不出鼓包的 -对 一点都看不出…
-You don't notice the bump. -No, not at all...
而且你可以天天穿 看着不驼背
And you can wear it all year, it won't give you a hump.
春天会出汗的
You'll see the sweat when spring comes.
-不会！ -别啰嗦 孩子
-No! -Don't be tedious, son.
如果碰上了星际纷争
If you get into a galactic tussle,
直接像这样把衣服一扯
just rip you clothes off like this,
那就帅呆了
that's always imposing.
就像我真的会撕一样 衣服不用钱买吗？
Like I'd tear my clothes, with what they cost.
-不要 -胡安尼托…
-No, I'm not wearing it. -Listen, Juanito...
-Does Juan live here? -No.
-胡安住这里吗？ -不
真的吗？海梅说他住这里
Are you sure? Jaime told me he lives here.
路易莎？
Luisa?
What are you doing here?
你来这里做什么？
I found out everything. How could I not come?
我什么都知道了 怎么可能不来？
别紧张 她是地球人
-Relax, she's from this galaxy. -Ah.
Something to eat?
吃点东西吗？你也太瘦了吧
-You're skin and bone. -Mom, please.
-妈妈 求你了 -抱歉 我们有点紧张
Forgive us, we're kind of nervous.
这是胡安第一次带女孩回家
It's the first time Juan's brought a girl home.
真是哪壶不开提哪壶啊
That's just the info we needed.
我又没说你们是一对 对吧？
I didn't mean you're an item, eh?
-我不是说… -爸爸 够了！
-I didn't mean... -Dad, please!
我们知道这年头 说是“朋友”是什么意思
We know what "being friends" means these days.
Like something cool?
喝点冷饮吗？ 给他们来点柠檬汽水 玛丽亚
-Get them some lemonade, MarÃ­a. -You get it.
行了
-Why didn't you tell me last night? -I don't know.
-昨晚为什么不告诉我？-我不知道
-I was afraid I'd look weird... -But this is beautiful, Juan.
-我担心你觉得我怪 -可是这多好啊 胡安
-This is incredible. -How did you find out...?
太不可思议了
你怎么知道的？
Are you alright, Luisa? Your eye...
你还好吗 路易莎？你的眼睛…
-我眼睛？ -你的眼睛
-My eye? -Your eye.
It's the excitement. I know everything and it's beautiful.
是太激动了 我什么都知道了 这一切都太棒了
They said they want to help you get back to your true home.
他们说想帮你回你真正的家
你见了吸尘器女士？
-You met the vacuum lady? -Yes.
对 她真的很担心你
She's really worried about you.
打住 也许她没跟你说 她之前想要绑架我
Stop, maybe she didn't tell you she tried to kidnap me.
没错 这一切也让她跟你一样紧张
Yes. She's as nervous as you about all this.
About having found you and...
找到你 然后…
she asked me to apologize to you for being so brusque.
她让我转告 她很抱歉之前的唐突
What, don't you believe me?
怎么 你不信我？ 我是路易莎 我怎么会骗你？
-I'm Luisa, why would I deceive you? -Luisa, you're acting strange.
路易莎 你有点怪怪的 那昨晚呢？
-What about last night? -Last night? What?
-昨晚？ -对
-Yes, last night. -Last night?
-昨晚？ -昨晚
-Last night. -Yes?
I think it's as important or more than all this.
昨晚的事跟这些 或者说 比这所有的事都重要
当然 昨晚…
Sure. Last night...
lots of things happened.
发生了很多事
我不知道你具体是指什么
I don't know what you mean exactly.
问他是不是比背叛自己的朋友还重要 问他 问他！
Ask him if it's more or less important than betraying a friend.
Ask him. Ask him!
What's he saying? What happened last night?
他在说什么？昨晚发生了什么？
发生了什么事？
-What happened? -I know.
我知道
No need to make a big issue out of it, Juan.
那没什么大不了的 胡安
不过是门口糟糕的一吻
It was a couple of crappy kisses in a doorway.
糟糕？你真的这么认为？
Crappy? What's this about?
可能你以为在门口亲了我们就是一对
Maybe you think snogging in a doorway means we're an item.
现在你要去拉蒂库林星 还是什么的了 我们怎么办？
Now you're off to RaticulÃ­n or whatever galaxy you're from.
What do we do? One weekend in your constellation
一星期在你的星球 一星期在我这吗？
and one in mine?
No! You're a bad kisser, let me say it again.
-你接吻技术太烂了 我再说一次 -但是我想说我不想去！
But I'm telling you I don't want to go!
Now I'm taking off my possible girlfriend hat
我要摘下潜在女友的帽子
and putting on my citizen-of-this-planet hat.
戴上本星球市民的帽子
你真的觉得可以继续生活在这里 做那些奇怪的事吗？
Do you really think you can keep living here, doing weird stuff?
那不叫奇怪
It's not weird, they're superpowers.
那是超能力
得了吧 别说什么超能力 不就是超级视力和听力
Back it up a bit.
Don't call them superpowers, just super-sight and super-hearing.
我眼睛能产生X光
And X-rays in my eyes.
好吧 你有超级视力 超级听力 产生X光
Okay, you've got super-sight, super-hearing and X-rays.
-And I fly. -You fly as well?
-我还能飞 -你还能飞？
-And super-strength. -Well, you know what?
-而且力大无比 -好了 你知道吗？
海梅也有超能力
Jaime has a superpower too.
他超级聪明
He's super-smart.
And he figured us out because it reeks from miles off.
他早就察觉我们俩的事了 老远就能感受到那氛围
至少说 他能察觉到 他人事经理不是白当的
Or at least sensed it. He's HR head for some reason.
-他能读懂人 -我知道
-Because he knows people. -I know.
此外 他还是你朋友 你知道他很喜欢我
Plus, he was your friend. And you know he liked me a lot.
可以说 他有自己的小圈子
And he has his clique, you might say.
-你觉得我不在意吗？ -昨天在门口时我没觉得
-Do you think I don't care? -I didn't look like it in the doorway.
现在你知道我是怎么回事了
Now you know what's going on with me,
你就明白一直以来 我都不容易交到朋友
you'll understand that it's always been hard for me to make friends.
海梅总是跟我说 他是我老板 也是我朋友
And Jaime always tells me he's my boss and my friend.
And well, technically he's not my boss, but...
但 严格说 他不是我老板 可是…
他一直是我的朋友
he's always been my friend.
你说的没错 路易莎
And you're right, Luisa.
I have to talk to him first.
我应该先告诉他的
我很爱海梅
I love Jaime a lot.
他是我唯一的朋友
And he's my only friend.
你不要信这些鬼话
Don't you dare believe this shit.
Very well. We'll get him my way.
好吧 用我的方式来抓吧
It seems you didn't understand anything I said...
感觉你没懂我说的…
噢 你喜欢那样 对吗？
Oh, you're into that, eh?
我不是很喜欢 不过我也没真的做过
I'm not much, but I haven't really done it.
我没试过 所以也许试试我会喜欢…
But because I haven't tried it, maybe if we do and it's cool...
胡安尼托！
Juanito!
胡安尼托！
Juanito!
-儿子 怎么回事？ -怎么了？
-Son, what happened? -What's wrong?
喔 天啊 你没事吧？
Oh, my boy. Are you alright?
你们吵架了？你太着急了！
You argued? You're starting early!
她怎么回事啊？
What's up with her?
-这女孩对你不好 -让开
-That girl's no good for you. -Out of the way.
That's not a girl.
这不是女孩
-看吧 爸爸 这不好撕！-来 我指甲更容易撕开
See, Dad, it's not that easy!
-Here, my nails are better. -Get off!
-快看！ -她过来了！快点！
-Look at her! -She's coming, go!
Here comes the oddball.
怪物来了！
-Get your pants off. -Pull that way.
-裤子脱了 -朝那边扯
住手 这样我自己永远学不会！
Stop, or I'll never learn to do it by myself!
加油 儿子！给她看看你是谁！
Come on, son, show her who you are!
-我是谁？ -我不知道！
-And who am I? -I don't know!
裤子脱了！
-Get your pants off! -Pull!
拉！
-She's coming! -She's coming.
-她来了！-她来了
让开！待在那边 我来解决她
Move, stay over there. I'll take care of her.
-等等 等等 -玛丽亚 小心啊
-Wait, wait. -MarÃ­a, be careful.
What did you do to my son? Tart, oddball, bitch!
你对我儿子做了什么？ 荡妇！怪胎！婊子！
Hurting my son? Don't you touch him!
欺负我儿子？你不准碰他！女人对女人 来呀！
Woman to woman, come on!
Woman to woman!
女人对女人！
Let go of my wife!
-放开我老婆！-别把我妈扯进来！
Don't bring my mother into this!
Jaime, we're going to need the real Luisa.
海梅 我们需要真正的路易莎
不…我的任务已经完成了 你不需要我了
No, no. I did my part. You don't need me now.
Besides, I'm going now,
另外 我要走了
我记得还有白球服没洗
I remembered I left my whites in the wash.
对 顺便说下 你们洗衣机很好用
Yes. By the way, your washing machine's great.
值得信赖 摘帽了
Totally reliable. Hats off.
Jaime, you saw that I can't bring him here by force.
海梅 你也看见了 用武力我没办法把他带过来
必须得他自己来 因此 我需要诱饵
He has to come himself. And for this I need bait.
-Help me find the real one. -That wasn't the deal.
-帮我找到真正的路易莎 -我没答应你这个
你错了 你不需要我了
You're wrong.
-You don't need me here. -You're protecting him now?
你现在开始保护他了？ 你真的相信那些蠢话？
-You really believed that drivel? -Of course I didn't!
当然不信了！
But it was kind of the truth.
不过他说的有点道理
One moment...
等一等
Juan, I forgive you. And I love you.
胡安 我原谅你了 我爱你
How could I not forgive you? You're my only friend too.
我怎么会不爱你呢？ 你也是我唯一的朋友
But the main thing now is that Luisa's in danger.
重要的是现在路易莎有危险 阿加塔穆勒想绑架她！
Ãgata Muller wants to kidnap her!
Yeah, it's wild. The lady on TV!
太疯狂了 电视上那位女士！
抱歉 我觉得他们正在解读我的想法
Sorry... I think they're reading my mind.
-你真以为你可以走了？ -对
-You really think you can go now? -Yes.
-That wasn't a question. -Ah, no.
-我没有问你 -啊 不行吗
Oh, Jaime, Jaime, Jaime...
噢 海梅 海梅…
不好意思 比起你来 我更受伤
I'm so sorry. This hurts me more than it does you.
No, actually I think it'll hurt you a little more,
哦不 其实你受的伤害更大 除非你帮我
unless you help.
Ãgata! This isn't the way to do things! Not like this!
阿加塔！事情不是这样解决的！
不是像这样！
陷阱准备好了吗？
Do we have the trap ready?
-快好了 -“快好了”是不行的
-It's almost ready. -Almost ready is no good to me.
My father's almost here.
我父亲快到了
-那么你真正的女朋友在哪里？ -她不是我女朋友！别说了！
-So where's your real girlfriend? -She's not my girlfriend! Cut it out!
Call her what you like!
随便你叫她什么 不过人家现在因为你有危险了！
-But she's in danger because of you. -Thanks for the analysis, Mom.
谢谢你的分析 妈妈
If you don't want to save your planet, it's up to you.
如果你不愿意解救你的星球 随你 不过至少救救她啊
But at least save her.
-Hello? -Luisa? Where are you?
-你好？ -路易莎？你在哪？
Juan? I can barely hear you.
胡安？我听不清你说话
Yes, well, it's the signal.
对 信号不好 你在哪？我来接你
-Where are you? I'll come get you. -On my way home.
回家路上 我可以在家等你
-I can meet you there. -No, no! Not your place!
不不！不要在你家！待在原地 待在有人的地方
Stay where you are, there are people.
我在凯旋门
-I'm at the Arco de Triunfo. -Really?
真的吗？
You won't believe it. Me too! I'll be right there.
好巧啊 我也在！我马上到
路易莎？
Luisa?
-What's up with you? -Me? What's up with you?
-你怎么了？ -我？你怎么了？
When did we meet?
我们上次什么时候见的面？
What's your favorite drink?
你最喜欢喝什么？ 你喜欢披萨上加黑橄榄吗？
Do you like black olives on your pizzas?
-胡安 你像个傻子一样 -好的 你是路易莎 不用怀疑
-Juan, you're being an idiot. -Okay, you're Luisa. No doubt.
告诉我怎么回事
Tell me what's going on.
路易莎 我跟别人不一样
Luisa, I'm not normal.
-我知道 你有些东西… -有些东西 没错
-I got that. You have some things... -Some things, sure...
比如我可以一个眼神就融化冰块
Like I can melt ice with a look.
我可以看穿墙面
Or I can see through walls.
还有打个喷嚏也许就能拆掉隔板
Or maybe I sneeze and knock down a partition.
Apart from all that, yes, I'm run-of-the-mill.
除了这些 对 我就个普通人
好吧 该我笑了吗？
Fine. Is this when I laugh?
I stopped the subway train.
是我拦停了那辆地铁
我还能飞 不过这个我今天才知道
I can fly too, but I found that out today.
I've been given some dumb excuses for dumping me,
甩我的人有过各种愚蠢借口 你这个是我听过最糟的
-but this is the worst. -It's not an excuse!
-这不是借口！ -我告诉你
I'll tell you something. We weren't even going out.
我们甚至都没有在交往 没必要撒谎
-So there's no need to lie. -It's not a lie!
我说的是事实 路易莎
-I'm telling you the truth, Luisa. -Please, Juan.
得了吧 胡安 就差说你是外星人了
All you left out is that you're an alien.
什么？
What?
Just what I needed.
-那就是我想说的 -别走远
Don't go too far away.
-这样吧？是真的 就证明给我看！-别瞎说
How about this: If it's all true, show me!
-Don't talk crap. -Don't you say you can fly?
你说你能飞？来 飞啊 做点什么啊
-Then go on, fly. Do something. -Yeah, fly...
对 飞！我怎么能在这里飞？ 他们会找到我们！
How can I fly here? They'll find us!
-谁？-阿加塔穆勒！
-Who? -Ãgata Muller!
She's an alien too, from the same planet.
-她是跟我同一星球的外星人 -你的星球？
-Your planet? -ChitÃ³n.
-奇通星 -什么？
What?
如果你要编一个星球 别取个名字像阿尔瓦塞特外面的村子
If you make up a planet,
don't make it sound like a village outside of Albacete!
What?
看到了吗？
-You made a suit and everything? -My mother made it.
-你还做了衣服？ -我妈做的
You mother made you a suit to dump me?
为了让你甩了我 你妈还给你做了套衣服？
真的 路易莎 这…
Really, Luisa. It's...
是你逼我要在…
You're making me do this...
大家面前这样做的！
in front of everyone!
不过你总是这样 一直都是！
But it's always the same with you. Always the same!
毫无帮助
You're no help at all.
See that? The Arco de Triunfo?
看见那个了吗？
凯旋门？
I'll loop through it and be right back.
我会在上面绕一圈然后立刻回来
我还从没见过这么创意的甩人方式
I've never been dumped in such an original way before.
Hey, smartass, where do you think you're going?
嘿 自以为是的家伙 你要去哪？
如果你想在这一带工作 小鲜肉
If you want to work this area, pretty boy,
you have to get permission from Jeferson Noruega, like everyone!
你得跟大家一样 得到耶夫尔松诺鲁埃加的批准！
抱歉 误会了
Sorry, I think there's been a mistake.
-我是真的超人 -骗子
-I'm the real thing. -That's a lie.
我认识真的超人：奥斯瓦尔多
I know the real one: Osvaldo.
他在兰布拉大道 做周六机械战警
And he does Robocop Saturdays on Las Ramblas.
We're all very confused.
大家都误会了 这不是戏服
-This isn't a costume. -Yeah, right.
对 没错 你穿的睡衣 兄弟！
You're in your pajamas, man!
Jef, we keep up the quality so this dude can screw it up.
耶夫 我们保持水准 这家伙却来搅局 你…
You...
两件事 第一 这不是睡衣
Two things. One, these are not pajamas.
第二 我真的在救人
And two, I really save people.
Luisa...
路易莎？
Luisa?
-Get in! -Drive!
-进去！-开车！
Luisa!
路易莎！
-Luisa! -Wait a moment.
-路易莎！ -等一下
You're not leaving until you tell us where you got it.
告诉我们从哪弄来的才能走
-I don't want any trouble, okay? -Oh, no?
-我不想惹麻烦 好吗？ -哦 真的？
又是我 扬的儿子
It's me again, son of Jan.
I don't want to hurt Luisa,so don't make me waste my time.
我不想伤害路易莎 所以 不要浪费我的时间
-Don't you dare! -No?
-你敢！ -不说？
Get outta here, you clown!
从这滚开 蠢货！
-What do you want from me? -Get outta here!
-你想让我干嘛？ -从这里滚出去！
看剑！
The sword!
面对现实吧 你跟别人不一样
Accept it, you're not the others.
-该死！蠢货！-对不起 兄弟！
-Fuck, you idiot! -Sorry, man!
-你把我的衣服刺破了！-那本来就是烂的
-You tore my suit! -It was already torn.
胡说八道！
Like hell it was!
我父亲就快到了
My father will be here soon.
加入我们 一起统治这些可悲生物
Join us and together we'll rule these pathetic creatures.
-我在这里等你 -你在哪？
-I'll wait for you here. -Where are you?
-Where's Luisa? -You know where to find me.
-路易莎在哪？ -你知道在哪找我
不好意思 阿加塔穆勒办公室在哪？
Excuse me, Ãgata Muller's office?
-救救我们！-你去哪了？
-Juan, help us! -Where were you?
-救救我们！看看啊！-把我们救出去！
-Help us, look at us! -Get us out of here!
-用你的超能力！-发生什么事了？
-Use your power! -And tell me what's happening!
-小心 这是陷阱！-你去哪了？
-Careful, it's a trap. -Where were you?
If you speak at the same time, I can't understand you.
如果你们同时说话 我听不懂的
不要出电梯！这是陷阱
Don't get out of the elevator, it's a trap.
-Juan, what's going on? -I told you, Luisa.
-胡安 这是怎么回事？-我跟你说了 路易莎
他有超能力 我见过的！
He has powers, I've seen it!
人是没有超能力的
-People don't have 'powers'. -Juanito, she doesn't believe it.
胡安尼托 她不信 飞给她看
-Go on, fly. -How can I fly?
我怎么飞？我们在室内 我会把自己撞傻的！
We're inside. I'll bang myself silly!
那就展示下超级力量或者超级监视
-Then super-strength or super-vision. -It's super-sight!
是“超级视力”！超级监视是另一回事！
Supervision is something else, that's supervising!
You don't have to correct me in front of her, eh, Juanito?
你不用在她面前纠正我 胡安尼托
You guys are terrible!
你们男人糟透了！
你的内衣
Your underwear.
你穿的黑色文胸…
You're wearing a black bra...
with a bit of padding.
带一点胸垫
你穿的内裤…不是一套的
You actually wear panties... and they're from another set.
你有个文身？
-You have a tattoo? -Wow, that's hot.
哇 好性感
写的“罗贝尔”？
It says 'Rober'?
你跟我说你们还没在一起啊
Didn't you tell me you were half going out?
现在别提罗贝尔！
-Don't talk about Rober now! -I see something too.
我也看见了一个东西
对 你有一颗痣 就在那 在那个…
Yes, you have a mole. Just there, above the...
你什么都看不到！把我松开！
You don't see a thing! And untie me!
胡安？
Juan!
你怎么了？
What's wrong with you?
胡安！
Juan!
-I hear a noise. -What noise?
-有个声音 -什么？
-一个声音 -去死 去死…
-A noise. -Suffer, suffer...
那个声音！
The noise!
一定是因为扬声器 路易莎 我们得鼓励他让他变强
It must be the speakers.
Luisa, we have to buck him up so he gets strong.
Juan, I forgive you.
胡安 我原谅你了 你追了路易莎 但我现在不介意了
I know you were after Luisa, but I'm getting over it.
Why bring that up now?
为什么现在提这个？
-So you wangled me the job. -Luisa,
所以你骗我去你那工作
路易莎 我们现在该做什么？
are we doing what we're doing or not here?
告诉他你也喜欢他 也会把他的名字纹在腿上
Tell him you like him too. You'd tattoo his name on your thigh.
I'm serious! Say something nice!
认真的！说点好听的！
胡安 那个…
Juan, this...
你…
You're, you're...
非常贴心
really sweet.
你在说什么鬼？你就快害死他了！
What's that shit? You almost finished him off!
-Tell him something epic! -Yes, yes... Juan, when...
-说点厉害的！ -好 好
胡安 当我…
当我说西班牙超级英雄很可悲 我不知道你就是
When I said a Spanish superhero was pathetic,
it's because I didn't know that you were one.
实际上 我还是觉得这很可悲
Actually, I still think it's pathetic.
As for the suit, don't worry, we'll do something about it, alright?
不要担心你的衣服 我们可以做点什么
所以集中力量 现在就救我们出去！
So gather strength from somewhere and get us out of here now!
没用啊 电影里的都能成功
It's not working. It never fails in the movies.
真是个糟糕的超级英雄！
What a shitty superhero!
你说什么？
-What did you say? -Sorry,
就一点嘈杂声 看看他就成什么样了
but look what he's like with just some buzzing.
-不 重复你说的话 -真是个糟糕的超级英雄！
-No, repeat what you said. -What a shitty superhero!
Look at him lying there. Pathetic!
看他躺在那的样子 可悲！懦夫
-You failure. -Insult him more.
骂得狠点
垃圾超级英雄！
Shitty superhero!
有用了 骂他管用
It's working.
Insulting him works.
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It's time to go home.
是时候回家了
-Loser! -Useless!
-蠢货！-废物！
超级英雄？当然了
Superhero, sure. Supershithead, that's you!
超级大蠢货 就是你！
-白痴！-无能！
-Idiot! -Incompetent!
-Unpunctual! -You're a flop, a mediocre superhero!
-老是迟到！-你完全没用！平庸的超级英雄！
You're embarrassing to me. Second rate!
你让我感到丢脸 低级！
你的英语很垃圾 中等水平
Your English is crap, intermediate level. And your Powerpoint is awful!
简报做得一团糟！
你的吻技真的很烂！
-You kiss real shitty! -Really?
真的吗？我就知道
I knew it.
留个警察胡 怎么能亲好？
How could he kiss right with that cop mustache?
父亲！
Dad!
-首先呢 早上好 -我一直盼着见到你
-First of all, good morning. -I was looking forward to seeing you.
And I'm looking forward to seeing Jan's son!
我一直盼着见到扬的儿子
-他在我的掌控之中 -我们看看是否真的如此
-He's in my power. -Let's see if that's true.
You're making a fool of yourself.
你太丢人了！
不是一般的丢人 不是 是整个星系最丢人的！
Not any fool, no. The biggest fool in the galaxy!
这些人知道很多星球
These people know lots of planets.
他们会在所有的星球上嘲笑你
They'll laugh at you in all of the constellations.
知道仙女座星系在哪吗？
You know where Andromeda is? Well, way beyond that,
在那之外 人们都会嘲笑你的可悲！
they'll laugh at how pathetic you are!
If you can fly, I don't get why you're late for work every day.
如果你能飞 我不明白为什么你每天上班都迟到
现在你知道我是超级英雄了 不要告诉公司的人 有人会说闲话的
Now you know I'm a superhero,
don't tell anyone at the office. Some people really gossip.
唔 你是超级英雄 这事我们再说吧
Well, you being a superhero, we'll see about that.
要我放手吗？
-Shall I let go of you? -No, no!
-别别！我相信你 -很好
-I believe you. -Alright.
Where do we go now?
我们现在去哪？
所有30岁的人遇到麻烦会去的地方
Where all 30-year-olds go when they're in a spot.
不…不可能！
No, no... It can't be!
他不可能这样
He can't have done this.
-父亲… -我想澄清一下
-Dad... -I want to make one thing clear.
我从没相信过你找到他了
Not for a moment did I believe that you'd found him.
他刚刚在这里
He was here.
看见你 我想按下按钮 摧毁这一切！
I look at you and I want to push the button and send all this to shit!
You're a shame to your family.
你让家族蒙羞
在你这个年纪 你祖母乌尔苏拉已经征服一整个星系了！
At your age, your grandma Ãšrsula had already subjugated a whole galaxy!
Your cousin Virguis is just 18
你表弟维尔戈斯刚满18
已经在南门二进行两次大屠杀了！
and he's already done two genocides on Alpha Centauri!
而看看你！
And look at you!
How have you let this planet go on like this?
你怎么能让这颗星球就像这样继续？
这么充满生机！
Alive! So alive it's disgusting!
生机勃勃到令人发指！
岩浆在哪？混乱又在哪？
Where's the lava, the chaos!
我要这里遍布火山！
I want volcanoes everywhere!
整颗星球都在我的控制之下 虽然他们并不知道
The whole planet's under my control, although they don't know it.
他们不知道 这还有什么好的？
What good is it if they don't know it?
你就像没用的宠物 像一个…
You're like a useless pet, like a...
I don't know what you are, Ãgata, but I wish you weren't my daughter!
我不知道你是什么 阿加塔 不过我希望你不是我的女儿！
Where's your mettle to be leader of ChitÃ³n?
你想成为奇通星领袖的气魄去哪了？
Where's your character?
你的个性呢？
Where's your mettle to do important things?
你做大事的胆量呢？
Right here.
就在这
At last, my girl.
终于 我的孩子
Now, yes. I am proud of you.
现在 对 我现在为你感到骄傲了
Any objections?
有异议吗？
Then move it. I have a planet to raze.
那就行动起来 我得摧毁整个星球
你确定？
-Are you sure? -Look, Luisa.
听着 路易莎 也许我有各种超能力
I may have all the superpowers,
但我并不了解你
but understanding you isn't one of them yet.
-我？ -对 你
-Me? -Yes, you.
几天前 你觉得超级英雄很可悲
A few days ago,
you thought being a superhero was pathetic.
现在你又不肯烧了这衣服
Now you won't burn the suit, just in case.
阿加塔会继续找你 你得自卫
Ãgata will keep looking for you and you'll need to defend yourself.
如果我不再是超级英雄 可能她就不会找我了
If I stop being a superhero, maybe she'll stop looking.
I shouldn't have stopped that darn subway train.
我就不该拦下那辆列车 那就是问题的源头
-That's when the problems started. -Oh, really?
哦真的吗？之前你真有这么厉害？
Were you really doing so great before this?
-烧掉衣服不会让你变成普通人 -你知道让我抓狂的是什么吗？
Burning the suit won't make you normal.
You know what really makes me mad?
就是那些我不普通的日子
Precisely these days I couldn't be normal.
如果我是普通人 我们现在就不会吵了
If I had been, we wouldn't be arguing now.
也许会争论要不要出去吃饭的事
Or we'd be arguing over whether to go out to dinner or not.
Or if we'd meet up again, which, by the way, I want to.
或者要不要再约会的问题 顺便说一下 我想再约你
你不能选择跟别人一样 因为你本来就跟别人不一样
But you can't choose to be like everyone else
because you're not like everyone else.
I can choose. Look.
我可以选择 看着
-跟他们说这要粘锅上了 -给他们点时间 我了解胡安
Tell them this is going to stick.
Give them some time, I know Juan.
你们是他父母 而我是他的老板 也是他的朋友
You're his parents, but I'm his boss and his friend.
And you're not his parents, parents. So listen to me.
而且你们不是他真正的父母 所以听我的
I saw this coming!
我就知道会这样！让胡安藏起来！
-Tell Juanito to hide! -What are you doing, Juan?
-你在干什么 胡安？ -让这些败类瞧瞧他爸是谁！
These scum will see who his father is!
When I find the cartridges, I'll show 'em.
等我找到弹夹 我就给他们好看
这是怎么了？
What's going on here?
That's going on.
看这边
-没燃啊 -会燃的 等会儿就点着了
-It's not burning! -Yes it is.
It just needs to catch fire.
肯定能点着
Of course it'll burn.
这也不算最奇怪的事
It wouldn't be the weirdest thing we've seen lately.
现在这里发生的一切都得奇怪了！
Now everything that happens here has to be weird!
咱们别这么偏执了
Let's stop being so paranoid.
Juanito!
胡安尼托！胡安尼托 快看！
Juanito, look! The aliens are invading!
外星人入侵！
她真是太讨厌了
She couldn't be a bigger pain in the ass.
What's the suit doing there?
你衣服怎么在这里？
我不会再穿了 妈妈！
-I'm not wearing it anymore, Mom! -Why not?
为什么？多漂亮啊 可是一针一线给你缝的！
It turned out so nice, and the stitching I had to do!
你怎么这么讨人厌？
How can you be so tiresome?
你在镇上坐飞船是要去哪里？
Where are going with a UFO right here in town?
你脑子抽风了吧
You must be really dumb. I don't want any trouble!
我不想惹什么麻烦！
-First of all, good morning. -I'm not going to your planet!
首先呢 早上好
我不会去你的星球！你说服不了我的！
-You didn't persuade me! -I don't have to persuade you.
我不用说服你
I'm going to raze this planet, starting with your family.
我要摧毁这颗星球 从你家开始
现在你要摧毁地球了 用什么 大型吐司机吗？
Now you're razing the planet. With what, a giant toaster?
Have you looked at yourself?
你没瞧瞧自己的样子吗？
衣服！
The suit!
-衣服！-衣服！
-The suit! -The suit!
-Come on. -The stick!
-快来！-用棍子！
-小心！-拿去 胡安！
-Be careful. -Here, Juan.
-快！-过来
-Come on! -Come here.
-告诉我你不害怕！-我不怕！
-Tell me you're not scared. -I'm not scared!
虽然你不信
Even you don't believe that.
Jaime, if she tells me not to be scared, I say I'm not.
如果她跟我说别害怕 我就不怕
不过我当然怕了 看看那个怪物！
But sure I'm scared. Look at that monstrosity!
-Two days in the same underpants! -It keeps growing!
一条内裤穿两天！
还在变大！
快来
Come on.
-烫！烫！-好吧
-It's hot, it's hot! -Alright...
伸脚进去 这里！
Put a foot in here, in here!
我妈帮我穿这衣服 魅力荡然无存啊
If my mom helps me put on the suit, I'll never have charisma.
它就要踩扁我们了 胡安！
It's almost on us, Juan!
Go!
快跑！让我来跟她斗！
Leave me alone with her!
-我们怎么能跑？ -快跑！
-How can we go? -Get out of here!
跑！跑啊！
Go! Go!
What?
怎么样？
无论怎样 他都是我儿子
Whatever you say, he's my son.
以伟大号角之名！
By the Great Hornspoon!
Leave my family alone!
不要把我家人卷进来！
-This is between you and me! -Family...
这是你我之间的事！
家人…
Family is overrated.
家人算什么
My shotgun!
我的枪！
-抓紧 爸爸！-不行啊 儿子！
-Hold on, Dad! -I can't, son!
It looks like I can't!
我做不到啊！
抓紧 胡安！别放手！
Hold on, Juan! Hold on!
I'm sorry.
抱歉
-是时候引人注目了！-当然了 儿子！
-I think it's time to stand out! -Of course, son!
Show the universe what the LÃ³pezes are worth!
给宇宙看看洛佩茲家人的厉害！
爸爸！
Dad!
Relax, son! I've got it all under control!
别担心 儿子！一切尽在掌控之中！
他被吸进去了！
He's been sucked up!
-Isn't that the loser? -Be quiet.
-那不是那个蠢货吗？-安静
This is going straight to YouTube. Transformer vs. Sissy.
我要发到油管上 变形金刚大战娘炮
她会杀了他的！
She's going to kill him!
Juanito!
胡安尼托！
她过来了
Look out, danger. The ball on the right side.
小心了 危险 球传到了右边
快传到莱奥梅西了 莱奥…
It'll reach Leo Messi, Leo...
小心 有人闯入
Ball to the goalie, but look out, there's a field-crasher.
他是谁？
Who's that?
有人躺在球场上 但不是球员 是个闯入者
Someone's down on the pitch, but not a player, a field-crasher.
What a shitty field-crasher!
真是个讨厌的闯入者！
他都不是裸着的！
He's not even naked!
He confronts the referee and tells him it's a penalty.
他与裁判对峙 说是罚球 难以置信
We can't believe it. We are all puzzled.
这个人在干嘛？把他赶出去！
What's this guy doing? Get him off the field!
把他丢出去 裁判！他会毁了决赛的
Throw him off the field, ref!
He's going to fuck up the final.
不可思议 看看球员们的表情
It's incredible. Look at the players' faces.
He's grabbing the net. Someone get this guy off!
他在扯球门网 来人把他弄下去！
Guys, look.
大家快看
-What are you doing here? -Don't ask.
-你在这干嘛？-别提了
-What have you done with my parents? -I told you, they're not your parents.
-你把我父母怎么了？ -我跟你说了 他们不是你父母
不…
No, no, no!
Jaime.
海梅
-海梅 帮帮我 你得干扰她 -什么 干扰机器人吗？
Jaime, help me. You have to distract her.
I'm sorry, the robot?
-你疯了吧 -她会杀了他的！
-You're crazy. -She's going to destroy him!
-But we can't do anything. -Of course we can!
-但是我们什么忙也帮不上啊 -当然帮得上了！
-想办法转移她注意力！-等下 等下
-Distract her somehow! -Wait, wait.
我有更好的计划
I have a better plan.
你和我去地下室待上几天
You and I go down to the basement and stay there a couple of days.
什么？你是想占我便宜吗 海梅？
What? Are you trying something with me, Jaime?
可是我表达得很含蓄
But I was very subtle.
该死 该死！该死！
Shit, shit! Shit!
这就是著名的终极武器
This is the famous ultimate weapon.
好吧 我可以继续玩下去 不过我有个星球等着要摧毁
Okay. I'd keep playing, but I have a planet to destroy.
嘿 阿加塔！
Hey, Ãgata!
这里 解读我的心思！
Here, read my mind!
我觉得你应该跟我来！
I'm thinking you should follow me!
-抓个东西！-这底下太软了！
-Grab something. -It's too soft in here.
-往上！-不行 胡安
-Up! -I can't, Juan.
往上！
Up!
I almost distracted her.
我差点就成功干扰她了
-什么？ -胡安 你真没用！垃圾！
-What...? -Juan, you're useless!
Piece of shit!
嘿 再侮辱我儿子 你就死定了！
Hey, insult my son again and you're screwed!
我知道这样骂他很怪 但很有用
I know it sounds weird, but it works.
胡安 你真丑！丑死了！
Juan, you're ugly! Real ugly!
我们一起来 不然地球就完了！
We all pull together or the planet's screwed!
胡安！
Juan!
胡安！
Juan!
胡安 起来！
Juan, get up!
胡安尼托 收养的孩子不如亲生的！
Juanito, an adopted child isn't loved like a real one.
你被一个女孩打败了！
-You're getting beaten by a girl! -Get up, Juan!
快起来 胡安！
救救我！快起来！
Juan! Help!
胡安 我在这！
Juan, I'm here!
好吧 我们来个了结
-Fine. Let's end this. -I agree!
我同意！
把这当成我们第一次约会 胡安！
Like on our first date, Juan!
一口气吹倒她！
Blow her down in one!
天啊！
路易莎刚刚捏我的屁股！现在你妈妈在捏！
Luisa grabbed my ass a while ago! Your mom's grabbing it now!
-I can blow you down in one. -Don't play the hero, LÃ³pez.
我可以一口气吹倒你
别逞英雄 洛佩茲 这不是你的风格
It's not your thing.
我的名字是超级洛佩茲
My name is SuperlÃ³pez.
-Did he say SuperlÃ³pez? -I liked Sissy more.
他是说超级洛佩茲吗？
我更喜欢娘炮
帮帮我！
-Help! -Juan...
胡安 你没事吧？
Are you alright?
Get me out of here!
把我拉起来！
-你还好吗？ -我不好
-Are you alright? -No, I'm not.
-好了 -太可怕了
-That's it. -How awful.
You're welcome, Juanito. Second time I've saved you.
不客气 胡安尼托 第二次救你了
-儿子 -儿子
-Son. -Son.
我差点就死了！
I almost got killed!
Son, your father almost drowned.
-儿子 你爸差点淹死了 -太可怕了
It was terrible.
没事了
我没帽子可戴了
You've left me with no hats.
Well...
那个…你都看见了吧？
You saw what I did, right?
你可能算是个超级英雄吧
Maybe you are a bit of a superhero.
Maybe, yes. What do we do now?
可能吧 对
我们现在干什么？
-And landing in that pose. -Yes, it wasn't on purpose.
用那样的姿势降落
对 不是有意的
I don't know if you'll get used to it.
-不知道你会不会习惯 -还有什么选择呢？
What choice is there?
Just thinking about it gives me a knot in my gullet.
想想我都堵得慌
你的亲生父母还在奇通星 等你救他们呢
But your real parents on ChitÃ³n are waiting for you to save them.
别担心妈妈
Don't worry, Mom.
我都安排好了
I've got it all under control.
My son, it's been so long.
孩子 好久不见
Thanks to you, son,
多亏了你啊 孩子
ChitÃ³n will finally be a free planet.
奇通星终于自由了
Son, we've missed you so much.
孩子 我们很想你
We knew you'd come back!
我们知道你会回来的！
Come, son. Give me a kiss.
过来 孩子 亲亲我
（星球：奇通星 首领：舰队司令斯科尔巴）
PLANET: CHITÃ“N LEADER: ADMIRAL SKORBA
（首领：耶夫尔松诺鲁埃加）
LEADER: JEFERSON NORUEGA
Good morning. We awake today
早上好 一早的新闻 是奇怪超级英雄露面了
with the news of the emergence of this strange superhero.
Images of him have gone viral.
他的图像已经疯传
市政厅正在收税
City Hall is raising taxes
支付城市修复费用
to pay for the destruction in the city.
除此之外我们还得操心别的
And we have to add another headache to this.
对 由于事故一号线已经停工
Indeed, there's the stoppage on Line 1 due to the accident
球迷抗议决赛暂停
and protests by fans at the suspension of the Cup Final.
很多听众给我们答录机留言
Lots of listener messages on our answering machine.
This country, Spain, has had real superheroes,
我们国家 西班牙 有真的超级英雄
就像佩拉约
like Don Pelayo, like El Cid,
就像熙德
有个穿紧身衣的人飞来飞去 太幸运了
we don't deserve some guy flying around in a leotard.
我认为超级英雄是个幌子
I think this superhero is a smokescreen
这样我们就不会谈论真正重要的事了
so we don't talk about what really matters.
I'm 86, a widow for 40 years.
我86岁了 守了40年寡
我想按字母顺序跟所有超级英雄做爱
I've fantasized about making love
to all the superheroes in alphabetical order.
但你相信吗？ 我对这个西班牙超级英雄没有兴趣
Can you believe that this Spanish superhero
arouses no desire in me?
他太瘦了 皮包骨头 丑得很
He looks so skinny, so scrawny, so ugly,
名字也很滑稽… 叫什么？他叫什么来着？
with that ridiculous name... What is it? What's he called?
Don't start.
-别发火 -你老是这样 胡安！
-You always do this to me, Juan! -What do you want me to do?
你想让我怎样呢？
I saw a column of smoke and my body said: save humanity.
我看见了烟柱 我的身体就说：拯救人类
Now it's fires too.
现在还要救火了
不救火 就去抓抢劫犯 还有船
When it's not a fire, it's a robbery, or that boat the other day.
Luisa, it was a cruise ship and it was sinking.
路易莎 那艘游轮要沉了
抱歉 随便吧 现在又是救火了！有消防员会干那些事！
Sorry, whatever. Now it's smoke! There are firemen!
我看见有人危在旦夕
When I see someone in imminent danger,
很自然的 我就会救他们
naturally I save them. If I don't, I think that's terrible.
如果不救 我觉得那太坏了
我怎么能让你准时呢？ 放火烧餐厅吗？
So what do I have to do to get you to come on time?
Set fire to the restaurant?
我只迟到过两次 15分钟 为了拯救地球 下场却是这样
I've been late twice. 15 minutes to save the planet and look how you get.
听着 胡安 我跟你说
Look, Juan, I'll tell you. As of now,
从现在起 你得把超级英雄的身份和你有女朋友的身份结合起来
you're going to have to combine your superhero life with life in a couple.
I'll tell you: if there's a catastrophe and I do nothing,
告诉你 如果灾难来临我无所作为 就是你的错！
it's your fault!
-好吧 -好啊
-Fine. -Fine.
买单
Get the bill, go on.
服务员 这里买单 谢谢
-Waiter, check, please. -The man at the bar is buying.
吧台上那个人已经买了
You owe me one, SuperlÃ³pez.
你欠我一顿… 超人洛佩茲
Translation: Lindsay Moxham