Now listen, yo!
People put your guns up
First I'll run dat
Run around and shoot them
Brand new sound, yes still survival
Here comes the sound boy, live in this world
Intelligence, strength, and luck are swirling, flow
My swelled mind is candid
One punch to Banner in Savannah
An easy knockout, bam bam bam
One time for your mind, live through this
Around the world
It haunts me, the pain of the past
Around the noble god are borrowed things
When the seed that's sown flowers, whose is it
Live and fire the arrow of faith, more more more
There is no peace where you're going
Come on, stand up, don't give up the fight
Now, yes, this instant, die die die
Big shooter, living fast, blazing
Beat you up, cut it open, break
Shot shooter, he lived fast, crazy
Adjust your sights at point-blank range, break
Big shooter, living fast, blazing
Beat you up, cut it open, break
Shot shooter, he lived fast, crazy
Adjust your sights at point-blank range, break
It's the beginning of a brand new day
A day filled with hope
Open your heart to happiness
C'mon! What's with this dog?
And look up at the big, blue sky
C'mon! Stop it!
Listen to the voice on the radio
-Hey, are you all right? -Stop it! Don't come any closer!
And fill your lungs
C'mon! I said stop it!
With the fragrant air
One! Two! Three! Let's go!
Here, put this on before I attack you myself.
I wonder if this dog was owned by a single working girl or something?
"They Aren't Human"
What's this?
It's displaying some text.
"Your… Your lives are now over, you bastards.
What you do with your new lives is for me to decide.
So there you have it."
What the hell's that supposed to mean? Don't you mess with me!
"Plis go eliminate this target now,
The things it says are so ridiculous,
you bastards."
The things it says are so ridiculous,
but it's kinda scary if you take it seriously, don't you think?
"The Greenonion Alien"
but it's kinda scary if you take it seriously, don't you think?
"Traits: Strong, smelly"
"Likes: Green onions, friendship"
"Catchphrase: Green onions are enough for me!"
"Please go eliminate this target now, you bastards.
The Greenonion Alien. Traits: Strong, smelly.
Likes: Green onions, friendship.
Catch phrase: Green onions are enough for me!"
What the hell is that?
Is this some kind of game?
Is it going to let us out?
Awesome!
These look like the real deal! They're heavy, too!
There's a man inside!
I guess you could call him a bubble boy!
Why are you clinging to him?
It's probably a fake!
For a fake, it looks pretty realistic.
Ouch.
"Kurono"
"Kato-cha :)"
That's a bad pun!
Hey, Kato! Looks like there's one for you.
"Kato-cha :)"
Cosplay!
Isn't this kinda cool!
Try it on.
Why, you dumbfuck!
What's with this? It doesn't fire!
-Bang! -What do you think you're doing?
Get off it! Nothing happened.
What's this? It's like an X-ray!
Hey!
Hatanaka…
Hey!
What do we do now? Everyone's vanished, Kei.
What? I'm vanishing, too!
Wait!
I'm outside.
Damn it!
Oh, yeah! Do I still have time!
"Kurono"
Come on, come on!
Damn, this is tight…
I can't get it on!
It's Kei.
Not good!
Got it!
I got it just in time.
What the hell are you doing butt-naked!
Kei…
It's not what you think!
Butter Dog!
Are you all right!
Yeah…
Oh, man!
This is so embarrassing! This really is cosplay.
Hey, which line was that again!
Well, for now, let's look for the nearest train station.
Why is she following him! I ran to her rescue, too, you know.
Maybe now I can get back in the political arena.
If so, I've still got a chance.
A chance to mop the floor with that cheeky Prime Minister.
Aw, man, I need some action… Maybe I'll hit that soap.
Too bad these aren't real guns.
I swear I'm gonna fuck that girl before I leave here.
I'm glad we get to go home.
I've got to grade those tests tonight.
Let me let you in on a little secret.
There are criminal aliens living here on Earth, unbeknownst to humans.
I was recruited by a secret organization of the Japanese government.
So it's our job to get rid of these aliens.
What the fuck you talkin' about!
You're full of it!
You mean like the Lost Continent of Mu, or something, right?
Son, the current government doesn't have that kind of money. I should know.
You don't have to believe me, but…
…I hear if you kill one, you'll get ten million yen.
-Get outta here! -Kei, you believe him?
-Uh, well… -Aren't you stretching things a bit?
My dad's one of the top brass at the Cabinet's Information bureau.
You don't mean Vice Minister Nishi!
Old man!
If I remember correctly, there's a man named Nishi in the lnformation bureau.
He's sharp as a knife.
He's unlike most bureaucrats in that he never lies.
You're shitting me!
Ten million yen… That's enough to buy my own soap.
It's all in here.
So this is where we are? It's nearby!
Ten million yen…
But this can't be. Something like this can't be.
Mr. Suzuki, bureaucrats don't tell politicians the truth.
That's because politicians are just there for show. Did you know that?
You've all been recruited for this alien hunt.
I don't buy that.
No one recruited me.
Didn't somebody come up and talk to you just before you entered that room?
We've only got an hour!
Let's go!
This is foolishness!
I'm going home!
What are you going to do, Kei!
-Is he there! -Isn't this the right place?
He isn't here, you fuck!
Hey, kid! lf you're fucking with us, I'Il kill you!
I don't care. It appears as though I'm already dead anyway.
"The Greenonions"
There you are!
Hey, is he there!
Green onions are enough for me!
There he is!
He's eating green onions.
Hey! Taxi!
None of them are stopping.
Ouch! Damn…
Oh, well. That means I'm alive.
It hurts. I bleed.
When I get back…
When I get back, I'll start over from scratch.
Ichinomiya? Where the hell is Ichinomiya!
"Ichinomiya"
Ichinomiya? Where the hell is Ichinomiya!
Damn! I can't go home dressed like this.
I must say, she's definitely my type.
It'd be a shame to just go home without doing anything about it.
What's going on!
What? What do you mean!
-What do I mean! -What a cute voice!
You mean you don't know!
Well, we're going home, right!
All right, all right! You can have my pants, too.
That's okay!
So… what are we going to do now!
I don't even know your names.
I'm Kei Kurono!
Okay…
Excuse me…
Me? I'm Masaru Kato.
Mr. Kato? Just plain Kato!
I don't care what you call me.
Why are you cozying up to him!
I'm going to find the rest of them.
Are you really going!
Something just doesn't feel right.
Yeah, I know.
Why!
Just gimme two.
Hey, what are we gonna do about him!
Just two.
Gross! Why, you little…!
Oh, I get it. You gotta do this to fire it!
Just gimme two. Just gimme green onions.
Why are you carrying two of them! Hand one over, now!
You too, blondie!
All right, let's do it!
Hey!
Wait a sec…
What's this!
What do you mean, what's this!
No, I…
Hey! Watch where you're pointing that!
Oops, sorry!
You little runt!
Just two…
Look what you did to my clothes, you little fuck!
He went up those stairs!
Hey, you! Wait!
What an idiot!
Outta my way, you!
Hey, are you okay!
Hey! I don't think you should be moving around like this.
Just gimme green onions.
Hey!
Hey, wait!
-Get back here, you! -What was that?
Kei, what was…!
So does that mean we really are dead!
Mr. Kato! Kato!
Why does it have to be like this!
Hey, wait!
Take my green onions! Take my green onions!
I don't want them!
Damn, you're fast!
So, like, you told me you'd buy me that ring the other day…
Kei, take her home for me!
Wait!
Score!
-W-Well… -It's all right! I can get home by myself!
Now I've got you!
Take my green onions! Take my green onions!
I told you I don't want them!
What the…? It had a good kick to it, but…
Wait!
No way!
One blast from this, and you'd be dead!
Take my green oni…
Hey, how do you shoot one of these things!
There are two triggers.
I got it to fire when I pulled both at the same time!
Something's coming out of his ears! Who is this guy?
It's funny, but he pisses me off!
Especially his face!
He's got razors!
Shoot him!
Stop it!
Hey!
Take my green onions… Take my green onions…
Take my green onions! Take my green onions!
I'll forgive you for that because you're cute.
What the hell are you doing!
I can't believe you guys. I can't!
We gotta call an ambulance!
You got a problem with this, kiddo!
This can't be right… It just can't be!
What do you mean? You're strange.
Yeah, we got caught up in the thrill of it and bagged ourselves a weirdo.
I couldn't save him.
Damn it! I couldn't save him!
Stuff it, you hypocrite!
He wasn't even human!
What difference does that make!
But what are we going to do about this!
Shit! Someone saw us!
Hey! Call the police!
-What the fuck are you saying! -Mom! The Saitos' house is all messed up!
It looks like she didn't see us.
I guess that means we really are…
…dead…
Who the fuck is this!
The Greenonion Alien's dad!
Say something, you fucking green onion man!
Stop! I'm not exactly sure,
but I don't think it's a good idea to get him any more agitated!
Shut up, kid!
What!
What the fuck are you looking at!
Are we gonna die!
This might be the end for us.
What is he made of, concrete!
Shoot him! Now!
Wait!
Don't shoot!
Okay…
I'm sorry, I'm sorry…
Hey, kid!
You still going to tell us to stop even when it comes to this?
I told you not to shoot!
I'm sorry.
Would you shoot one of your kids if he didn't listen to you?!
-Well! -I'm sorry!
-Well?! -I'm sorry! I'm sorry!
It won't work on me.
I will live through this!
We all start out as pure and innocent babes
Even if you taste the bitter fruit, don't be discouraged, walk straight
I know it's in the past, but the rain still stings
I'm lonely as floating ice
I kiss your thin finger
And remember you crying
Even if this is the end
I won't forget your last kiss
I won't forget… I won't forget…
I won't forget his kiss
The Kei Kurono I remember.
A running, shining, shouting friend.
But now his friend is being ravaged by strange, ferocious claws.
What will the others do!
What will he do!
Next time: "Kei, You're Awesome!"