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翻译 tong大梨 皮卡兵站起来了
校对 Margaery
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后期 渔夫
总监 Margaery
《拉字至上：Q世代》前情提要 Previously on The L Word: Generation Q...
你真的要重回洛杉矶了吗 Do you really live in L. A. again?
现在我住在韩国城的一间卧室里 I live in a one-bedroom in Koreatown
和其他五个女孩合租 with five other girls.
如果你需要地方住的话 Well, if you ever need some space,
后面应该还有空出来的卧室 I think there's some extra bedrooms in the back.
奎拉：我想你 奎拉：就是这样
奎拉：我讨厌这样
-谁呀 -我太太 - Who's that? - My Wife.
索菲·苏亚雷斯 你愿意嫁给我吗 Sophie Suarez, will you marry me?
愿意 愿意 愿意 Yes. Yes, yes, yes.
今天是艾丽丝送孩子的日子 Today's Alice's day to drop off the kids.
见鬼 不好意思 Oh, sh-- I'm sorry.
你想送他们吗 Did you want to take them?
没事 Oh, no. It's fine.
重点不是送不送 That's not the point.
过会儿要去吃晚饭吗 Would you want to grab dinner later?
听起来不错 Sounds fun.
昨天的论坛 一位男子公开指责 Yesterday, during a forum, a man publicly accused
市长候选人贝特·波特 mayoral candidate Bette Porter
和他的妻子有染 of having an affair with his wife.
-是真的吗 -是的 - Is that correct? - That's correct.
你真无耻 Shame on you!
波特女士 贝特 Ms. Porter. Bette.
你知不知道做你女儿有多丢人 Do you know how humiliating it is to be your daughter?
-等一下 你嗑药了吗 -我们吸了电子烟 - Are you high right now? - We vaped.
把你手机给我 Give me your phone.
你被禁足了 You're grounded.
我工作做得很像样 I'm damn good at my job.
但是我想为我相信的人工作 But I want to work for someone I believe in.
我今天来就是因为我相信你 And I came here today because I believe in you.
你的职业生涯是从一个折衷行业开始的 You've started your professional life in a compromised industry.
如果你想胜出 If you want to win,
我觉得你需要我 I think you need me.
两年前
我靠 Oh, fuck.
好 Okay.
对 Yeah.
有没有搞错 What the fuck?
-是谁 -什么情况 - Who's that? - What is that? What is that?
-你叫快递了吗 -没有 - Did you order Postmates? - No.
亚马逊 亚马逊总是很晚来 Amazon. Amazon comes late.
不 我什么都没订 No, I didn't order anything.
-好吧 -我去看看 - Okay. - I'll check it out.
你要...好吧 我也过去 Are you-- Okay. All right, I'm gonna come.
我们还是报警吧 Maybe I should call the cops.
不用 我们过去看看就行 No. We'll just go check it out.
他们要是看见我们了怎么办 What if they see us?
我就悄悄看一眼 I'm just gonna peek.
娜塔 Nat? -
我知道你在家里 I know you're in there.
-把门打开 -该死 - Just open the door. - Ah, fuck.
你不用换锁的 You didn't need to change the locks.
我只是想跟你谈谈 I just want to talk to you.
你能出来一下吗 Can-- Hi. Can you come here, please?
-娜塔 娜塔 你能 -是我前妻 - Nat. Nat, hey. Could you... - It's, uh, my ex-wife.
太好了 是个好消息 Oh. Great. That's great news.
你至少看着我行吗 娜塔莎 Can you at least look at me? Nat?
我还以为我们要被杀了呢 I thought we were about to get murdered.
是还有别人吗 是谁 你在跟谁说话 Is somebody in there? Who is that? Who are you talking to?
-回家吧 吉吉 -你是在跟我开玩笑吗 - Go home, Gigi. - Are you fucking kidding me?
-我说了 回家吧 -我的天啊 - I said, go home. - Oh, my fucking God!
-有危险吗 -没有 她基本上不会害人 - Should I be scared? - No, she's mostly harmless.
你个该死的贱人 You fucking bitch!
-她在干什么 -不是很清楚 - What is she doing? - Not entirely sure.
-她回来了 -什么 她是... - She's back. - Wha-- Is she...?
-她是... -她拿着... - Does she have...? - She's holding...
贱人 Bitch!
好吧 你不... Fine, you won't...
糟糕 是锤子 她拿了锤子 Okay, yeah, no, that's a hammer. It's a hammer.
-我要报警 -别别别 - I'm calling the cops. - No-no-no-no-no-no.
看来她就是来还结婚戒指的 She's... it appears she's returning her wedding ring.
给你 There.
满意了吧 You happy?
我希望你能幸福 I hope you're fucking happy.
她戏可真多 She's really dramatic.
-她是演员吗 -去死吧 - She an actress? - Fuck you!
她可真吓人 Wow. Okay, she's fucking scaly.
对不起 I am so sorry.
我完全没想到我们在一起的第一晚会这样 This is not at all how l expected our first night to go.
不 没关系 没关系 Yeah, no, it's fine. It's fine.
-要我离开吗 -不 - Should I go? - No.
不 你别走 No. Please don't go.
所以你嫁给那个人了 So you were married to that person?
是的 她真的是个好妈妈 Yeah. She's a really great mom.
-我们要不要... -那当然 - Should we...? - I mean, I don't see why not.
拉字至上:Q世代 第一季 第二集 《无关紧要最重要》
天啊 好吧 Oh, my god. Okay.
我要把全家人都请来参加订婚派对 I'm inviting my whole family to the engagement party--
七大姑八大姨 叔舅哥弟 远房亲戚 aunts, uncles, cousins, second cousins.
不过 时间很紧张 所以 I mean, you know, it's last minute, so, you know...
我祈祷他们不会都赶过来 I, uh, pray to God that they don't all come,
但是要是有免费吃的 不来的机率很渺茫 but when there's free food, odds aren't great.
我要邀请艾丽丝吗 我不知道 Should I invite Alice? I can't decide
对她来说怎样才不那么别扭 what's less weird for her, you know?
我有事要告诉你 I have to tell you something.
什么事 What is it?
我有了一份新工作 I got a new job.
我要去为贝特·波特的竞选做公关了 I'm going to run PR for Bette Porter's campaign.
我终于能做一些我真正相信的事情了 I get to be a part of something that I actually believe in.
好吧 你应该先跟我商量的 Well, you should've talked to me first.
我以为 I thought that--
我以为你会感到高兴 I thought that you'd be happy for me.
我以为我们要把节奏降下来 And I thought that we were slowing down.
一起安定的生活 Settling into our lives together.
-我是这么做的 -没错 但是... - I know I am. - We are, but...
而且我们是在我给艾丽丝工作之前谈好的 Yeah, but we talked before I took the job with Alice.
这次有什么不同呢 Why should this be any different?
姑娘们 我要带何塞去汤普丽诺第一次约会 Guys, listen, I'm taking José to Topolino for our first date.
你们知道米尔附近的那家高档餐厅吧 You know that fancy place near La Mill?
我还没跟他说过 不过 I haven't actually told him this yet, but I got
我有代金卡 我就在想 this gift card, you know? So I just thought, like,
我还是把它花在这个特别性感的家伙身上 I might as well just use it on this really cute guy
来一次超级棒的约会 and have, like, a great date.
因为我跟你们一起去不太合适 'Cause it wouldn't make sense for me to go with you guys,
因为那样的话我就是个电灯泡 怪别扭的 'cause I'd be, like, a third wheel, and that'd be weird.
该死 太傻了是不是 太傻了 And-- shit, that's really dumb, isn't it? That's dumb.
-不不不 没有 -现在我在想 - No, no-no-no, it's not that. - Now I'm thinking
也许我们不应该选在这周开订婚派对 that we probably shouldn't have our engagement party this week.
当然还是要如期办 Of course we should still have it.
但是事情就太多了 Yeah, but it might be too much, though.
空气里好像有压力的味道 是我吗 Okay, it smells like stress sweat in here. Is it me?
-不是 -是 - No. - Yeah.
早上好 Hey! Morning.
你还在这 You're still here.
是的 要吃早餐吗 Yeah. You want some breakfast?
我从一元店那带了点东西回来 I, uh, I picked up some things from the dollar store.
还给你弄了咖啡 And, um, also got you coffee.
给你 尝尝怎么样 There you go. How about that?
谢谢 Thanks.
是那种挂耳的 It's from one of those packet things.
还不错吧 Good, right?
昨晚从你的屋子里 So, I heard three voices
传出了三个人的声音 coming from your room last night.
-你喝了多少 -我没有 - How wasted were you? - I wasn't.
说真的 Seriously, though,
没成见 no judgment.
我从来没在清醒的时候做过 I don't think I've ever had sober sex.
我需要酒壮怂人胆 I need that liquid courage, you know?
我都看不出来别人是不是喜欢我 Or, like, I can't even tell if someone's into me.
仔细倾听 她们会告诉你的 Well, just try listening, and they'll tell you.
有深度 That's deep.
我觉得 I think there...
之前可能 there may have been...
有点误解 a little miscommunication.
要我去开门吗 You want me to get it,
还是我先把三明治吃完 or can I finish my sando?
好吧 你家 你去开门 All right, yeah. Your house. You get it.
什么事 What?
夏恩·麦卡钦的快递 Yeah, delivery for Shane McCutcheon.
她不在 No, she's not here.
谁呀 Who was it?
-什么事 -只是好奇 - What'd he want? - Just was curious
-你打算在这待多久 -一周 - how long you plan on staying. - One week.
最多两周 Two max.
这样吧 还是加个期限吧 You know what, let's not put a max on it.
你找我 You needed to see me?
是的 Yes.
新办公室喜欢吗 How do you like your new office?
这地方很漂亮 This place is beautiful.
你要是还有什么需要 就找海克托 If you need anything special, ask Hector.
你需要什么他都能办到 He'll get you anything you need.
谢谢老爸 Thank you, Pa.
你应得的 宝贝 You deserve it, carino.
你培养得好 You raised me well.
谢谢 Thank you.
你把我培养成一个做正事 You raised me to do what's right
而且有独立思维的人 and to be an independent thinker.
我从成年之后就一直为你工作 And I've worked for you for every day of my adult life,
我感激不尽 and I couldn't be more grateful.
但是 But...
贝特·波特给了我一个工作机会 Bette Porter offered me a position.
她想让我为她的竞选做公关 She wants me to run PR for her campaign.
你说点什么吧 Can you please say something?
你想让我说什么 What do you want me to say, hmm?
想要我的祝福 我的批准吗 You want my blessing, my permission?
你得不到的 You're not gonna get it.
如果你认为她能给你 If you think she has something to offer you
-我给不了你的 -爸 - that I haven't given you here-- - Dad.
收拾东西 Take your things.
我一定会安排人送你出去的 I'll make sure someone walks you out.
我向索菲求婚了 I proposed to Sophie.
这起码算个好消息吧 So that's good news, at least.
我需要消化一下 That's a lot for one morning.
爸爸 Dad.
-爸爸 等等 -今天就到这 - Dad, Wait. - We're finished here.
你今天休假 Just because you have a day off
不代表我休假 早上好 doesn't mean that I have a day off. Good morning.
我可以照顾好自己 I could have taken care of myself.
你已经证明了事实并非如此 Well, you've actually proven that's not entirely true.
早上好 Good morning.
是给我的 Oh, look, that's for me.
-非常感谢 -不客气 波特女士 - Thank you so much. - You're welcome, Ms. Porter.
棒极了 Oh, fantastic.
好 今天来弄信封 Okay, so, it's mailer day.
你坐这里 So, you sit here,
然后你把 and you're gonna put the--
-抱歉 -然后你把这些标签贴信封上 - Sorry. - Okay. You're gonna put these labels on these mailers.
好的 要干多久 Okay, how long do I have to do this for?
干完为止 Until they're finished.
可以叫乔迪来帮忙吗 Can Jordi come help?
目前我不太喜欢你们俩一起玩 I don't really want you hanging out with Jordi right now.
凭什么 我逃学又不是因为她 Why? I didn't ditch because of her.
假如你想叫哪个同学 Look, if you want to call one of your classmates
来帮忙 to come help you--
那所学校里每一个人我他妈都烦死了 I hate everyone at that fucking school.
那么 恐怕你只有靠自己了 Well, then, I guess you're on your own.
行吧 Okay.
帮我个忙 And do me a favor?
少他妈说脏话 可以吗 Take it easy on the fucking f-bombs, okay?
谢谢 Thank you.
真的很让我窝火啊 It just rubbed me the wrong way, you know?
我觉得她是先求了婚 然后又瞎胡闹 I feel like she proposed, and then she fucked up.
你们俩都会穿裙子吗 Are you guys both gonna wear, like, dresses?
干嘛用那个语气 Why you got to say it like that?
不知道 有点受不了 I don't know. I'm grossed out.
该死 Fuck.
知道最吓人的是什么吗 You know what's scary?
我从来不知道好的婚姻是什么样子 I've never actually seen what a good marriage looks like.
我爸在妹妹出生那天离开 My dad left the day my sister was born.
我的父母把我扫地出门 Well, my parents kicked me out of the house
然后分床而睡 and sleep in separate beds,
这样也行 so that's one way to do it.
电视台的人到了 Network's here.
-怎么 -那个 - What? - Well,
我们出尔反尔 他们不会生气吗 we went rogue. Won't they be pissed?
不可能 我们都搞定了的 They can't be. We crushed it.
经纪人们不都已经 Aren't agents already
疯狂发邮件想送艺人上节目了吗 e-mailing you trying to get their clients on the show?
-没错 -嗯 - Yeah. - Yeah.
看 他们很可能是来庆祝的 走 See? They're probably here to celebrate me. Come on.
你没问题的 You got this.
你去吧 It's all you.
这边交给我 And this is all me.
假如波特有胜出的可能 If Porter stands any chance of winning this,
洛杉矶市长竞选 波特获女性选民青睐
她需要让选民们有充足理由 she needs to give voters a reason
对费利西蒂·亚当斯丑闻既往不咎 to look past the Felicity Adams scandal.
她能否做到 我们拭目以待 其有利 If she can do that remains to be seen. Her favorability...
丹妮 Dani.
很高兴见到你 Hi. Great to see you.
很高兴加入 Excited to be here.
嗯 我先不管你了 Yeah, look, so, I'm just gonna throw you right in.
五分钟后在贝特办公室开会 We got a meeting in Bette's office in five minutes.
-可以吗 -可以 能否告诉我 - Okay? - Okay. If you'll just point me
办公室的位置 我放下东西 to my office so I can put my things down,
就过来 I'll be right there.
随便找一张空桌就好 我们不是那种党派 Just take any open desk. It is not that kind of party.
抱歉 Whoa, sorry.
没事 No, that's okay.
无与伦比 是吧 It's incredible, right?
朱迪·芝加哥借给我的 Judy Chicago loaned it to me.
我一直很喜欢她 I've always loved her.
永远都忘不了第一次看到《晚宴派对》 I'll never forget the first time I saw The Dinner Party.
她永远都有着一个清晰的目标 She's always had such a clear mission.
好像从来都不会偏离 You know, like she never deviated from the goal.
鼓舞人心 It's inspiring.
-你觉得呢 -是的 - Don't you think? - Yes.
走吧 Shall we?
最起码 Bottom line is,
我也不想当坏人 and I hate to be the bad guy here,
但你不能在最后关头换访谈嘉宾 but you can't change your interview guest at the last minute.
不能随便访谈自己的朋友 对吧 You can't just interview your friends, right?
我觉得录制过程非常顺利 Well, I thought it went really Well.
-你说呢 -走运罢了 - Didn't you? - You got lucky.
我们当初买下你的节目 When we bought your podcast,
看重的是这个品牌 we bought a brand.
一个活泼有趣的拉拉品牌 A poppy, fun, palatable lesbian brand.
那是我们想要培养的 We want to build off that.
我也想 真的 我 I do, too. I really do. I...
只不过我充满...好奇心 It's just I'm a very... curious person,
我的观众应该也是如此 and I think my audience is, too.
所以我只是想要满足他们 And I just want to give them a little credit. You know,
这是我们真正能产生影响的机会 I think we have a real opportunity to make an impact.
我们欢迎你提出 And we will always be completely open
任何想法 to your ideas.
但也需要真诚对待 But we got to stay true
最早那批观众 对吧 to our season one audience, right?
但他们或许对实实在在的事情更感兴趣 But they might be interested in something more substantial.
不大可能 It's unlikely.
我 I'm...
我...那边是... I... Is there...?
这位是德鲁·威尔逊 This is Drew Wilson.
-忠实粉丝 -德鲁给很多大牌主持写稿 - Big fan. - Drew has written for Seth, Sarah and all the Jimmys.
我们想介绍你们认识 We want you to get to know him,
看看哪里能安排他做点事 see where he might be useful.
也替你分担压力 Take some of the pressure off you a bit.
让他来帮忙维持 Let him help maintain the brand
那个观众们喜欢的品牌 如何 that your audience has come to love, okay?
抱歉打断 但是 I am so sorry to interrupt, but, um...
小孩求救
我不...我不明白什么意思 Yeah, I don't, I don't know what that means.
那个...学校打电话 Oh. Ri-- uh, his school called.
-谁的学校 -伊莱的 你... - Whose school? - Eli's. Your, uh,
继子的 stepkid?
嗯 他生病了 Yeah, he's sick
娜塔正在做咨询 and, uh, Nat's in session with clients
吉吉大概也不在 所以 and Gigi's away, I guess? So, um...
所以 So...
就是我 so, me, then?
-看来如此 嗯 -好吧 - Looking like it, yeah. - Okay.
没事吧 Everything okay?
没事 嗯 Uh, yeah, yeah, yeah, Yeah-
是...是...小孩生病 Um, it's a, it's, like, a sick kid.
家人最重要 Family comes first.
那个... Well, it...
没必要...如果 They don't h-have to, if...
没关系的 Well, it's not a problem.
-稍后德鲁给你介绍进展 -对 - Uh, Drew will fill you in. - Yeah.
很好 那我这就去学校 Um, cool. Well, I am gonna go to school.
谢谢 谢谢 Thanks. Thanks. Okay.
听着 你得给夏恩打电话 All right, look, you got to call Shane,
-因为我一个人不行 -收到 - 'cause I am not doing this alone. - Copy that.
-他最好真的是病入膏肓 -收到 - And he better be really fucking sick. - Copy that.
说到哪儿了 Uh, so, where were we?
我都听到了 我们不应该 I absolutely hear you. We should not
自作主张 不会再犯了 have gone over your head. That won't happen again.
但我们收到很多非常有意思的访谈邀请 But we're getting some really interesting interview requests.
我们也很开心 但你们不能 And we're excited about that, but you can't take
未经许可就搞那么大的调整 big swings like that without our approval.
莉娜·维特也想来 Well, Lena Waithe wants to come on.
著名编辑 制片人 演员
-她正合适 -很有趣 - She's perfect. - And fun.
我们或许可以玩游戏 Uh, maybe we could, uh, play a game with her.
艾丽丝和莉娜可以 Uh, Alice and Lena could, uh,
比拼酒量 play a drinking game.
-戴上眼罩喝 -没错 没错 - We could do it blindfolded. - Yes, yes, yes.
而且她和艾丽丝可以开诚布公 Yes, and she and Alice could have an honest conversation
讨论电影中出现酷儿群体的重要性 about the importance of queer representation in film.
-当然 当然 -嗯 嗯 - Well, sure, sure. - Yeah, yeah.
德鲁会加以完善 Uh, Drew will fill in the details.
很好 索菲 Great get, Sophie.
我觉得咱们逃过了一劫 I think we dodged a bullet.
要是我们再提起外遇 If we bring up the affair again,
那就是自找的麻烦 it becomes a self-inﬂicted wound.
我认为最好聚焦于 I think it's best if we focus on our town hall
-LGBT中心的活动 -我明白了 - at the LGBT Center. - I hear you.
我担心的是 如果不给出解释 I'm concerned if we don't take control of the narrative,
可能会让我们栽跟头 it'll bite us in the ass.
那你觉得该怎么办 And what do you propose we do?
找费利西蒂·亚当斯拿一份正式的说明 Get an on-the-record statement from Felicity Adams.
今天她会带上一个调解员过来 She and a mediator are available to come in today.
慢着 你已经联系她了 Wait a minute, you already reached out?
抱歉 我记得之前自己已经说过了 Sorry, I thought I was taking point on this.
等等 她为什么会同意过来这里 Wait, why would she agree to come here?
我本来说了一个中间位置 Well, I offered a neutral location,
但费利西蒂似乎觉得过来也可以 but Felicity seemed fine to come in.
你介意的话也可以再商量 I can push back if you want,
但我确实倾向于在自己的地盘解决 but I do prefer that we do it on our turf.
-没事 没关系 -贝特已经 - No, it's-it's fine. - Bette's already given
给出事件的说明 an account of what's happened.
没错 但费利西蒂没有 Yeah, But Felicity hasn't.
我们应该提前避免你们的说法 We want to get ahead of any potential discrepancies
存在不一致之处 in your stories.
我们需要保护这次竞选 We need to protect this campaign.
好吧 Okay.
齐心协力 团结一致 Let's circle the wagons.
-叫她过来 -好的 - Bring her in here. - Okay.
带她从后楼梯上来 And, uh, take her up the back stairs.
我知道谨慎行事 I know how to be discreet.
但你知道后楼梯在哪吗 But do you know where the back stairs are?
不知道 No, I don't.
等她来的时候 我不想让安吉在这 I don't want Angie to be here when she comes in.
凯茜要带几个人出去拉选票 Kacey is taking a group out to canvass,
她可以跟他们一起 so she can go with them.
好的 谢谢你 Great. Thank you.
着眼未来 And, looking ahead,
我还需要知道什么事吗 is there anything else I need to know?
什么意思 Meaning?
你还有什么会被抓住的把柄吗 Is there anything else people could use against you?
45分钟以后 你在格拉塞尔公园小学 You are scheduled to be at Glassell Park Elementary
还有场媒体拍照活动 for a photo op in 45 minutes.
-请让车等着我 -好的 - Please have the car waiting. - You got it.
好吧 Um, okay.
我蹲过一晚监狱 Well, I spent a night in jail.
非暴力反抗 最后撤销了指控 Uh, civil disobedience. The charges were dropped.
好 Okay.
我背叛过我的前妻 I cheated on my ex-wife.
她知道吗 Does she know you were unfaithful?
是的 她知道 Yes. She knows.
-还有吗 -我的一位朋友 - Anything else? - A friend of mine
在我家里自杀了 died by suicide on my property.
溺死在游泳池里 She drowned in my pool.
-她叫什么名字 -珍妮·夏科特 - Her name? - Jenny Schecter.
科学的科 特别的特 S-c-h-e-c-t-e-r.
-祝你好运 -谢谢 - Good luck. - Hey, thanks.
-有需要就联系我 -好的 - Call me if you need me. - I will.
但我完全不会的 Except you won't hear from me at all.
好 再见 Okay, I'll see you.
新人从来不讨喜 对吗 Nobody likes the new guy, right?
但我很期待和你们这些女士们合作 But I am excited to be here with you ladies.
我只是来帮忙的 I'm just here to be helpful.
是啊 Sure.
我去找我的办公室了 I'm gonna go find my office.
我想应该是在那边 老板 Ah, I-I think it's that way, boss.
绝对不是在那边 Definitely not that way.
没错 那家伙真混蛋 Yeah, that guy's a real bag of dicks.
我不想跟丹妮说话 I don't want to talk to Dani.
丹妮
我想我要喝一杯 I think I need a drink.
我陪你喝 I'll hang with you.
没事的 Uh, that's okay.
-我找我姐妹就行 -好吧 - I'm gonna call my sister. All right? - Okay.
-你保重 兄弟 -好 我就... - You take care, buddy. - All right, I'll just...
不用担心 我会喝水的 No worries. I'll hydrate.
我很好 All good here.
好了 伙计 Okay, okay, buddy.
好了 来吧 艾丽丝 Okay. All right. Come on, Alice.
-我来开门 -艾丽丝 当心点 - It's the door, it's the door. - Alice, focus.
-你需要什么 -帮我拿只桶来 谢谢 - Yeah. what do you need? - Can you get me a bucket? Please.
-拿什么 -桶 艾丽丝 - Like, a what? Like, a-- - A bucket, Alice.
桶 什么叫桶 你还好吗 A bucket. what's a bucket? Are you okay?
-好的 -好疼 艾丽丝 - Okay, yeah, yeah. - It hurts! Alice!
索菲
快点 小艾 这不是演习 Come on, Al, hurry up. Please, this is not a drill.
他随时都会喷出来的 He's gonna fucking blow any second.
-我要吐了 -电炖锅吗 - I'm gonna puke. - Oh, a Crock-Pot?
-电炖锅行不行 -行 - Would a Crock-Pot do it? - Yes, a Crock-Pot!
我不在乎 拿个东西来接着就行 天哪 I don't care. Just get me something. Jesus Christ.
-别喷我外套上 -天哪 - Not my jacket. - Oh, God.
别喷我外套上 Not my jacket, not my jacket.
-老天 -天哪 - Oh, God. - Oh, my God!
好了 天哪 Okay. Oh, God.
好了 Okay.
老天 这味道真恶心 Oh, God, that smells so bad.
我要找妈妈 I want Mama.
是 不行 我也想找她 Oh, yeah, no, I want her, too.
我知道 你能给我一块抹布吗 I know, I know, I know. Can you get me a rag?
是 好主意 好了 Oh, yeah, that's a good idea. Okay.
给孩子擦 不是给你 For the fucking kid, not for you.
对 Oh, yeah.
你还好吗 会没事的 好吗 You okay? It's gonna be all right, all right?
会没事的 好吗 It's gonna be all right, all right?
妈妈今晚就回来了 Mommy's gonna come home tonight.
对 你妈妈今晚就回来了 Yeah. Your mommy's gonna come home tonight.
你都吐完了吗 Did you get it all out?
-你都吐完了吗 -你在干什么 - Did you get it all out? - What are you doing?
-我不知道 -你想去躺下吗 - I-I, I d-don't know. - You want to go lay down?
好吗 好 Yeah? All right.
带我去看你最喜欢沙发上哪个位置 好吗 You show me your favorite spot on the couch, all right?
-好了 -行了... - Okay. - Here, just...
好的 Yeah, mm-hmm. Okay.
好 All right.
-这是谁 -他很喜欢这个 - Is-- who is that? - Hmm? Oh, he loves it.
-他喜欢 -是吗 好 - He loves it. - Yeah? Okay.
好了 All right.
好了 感觉如何 There you go. How's that?
-是 挺不错的 -还舒服吗 - Oh, yeah. That's good. - Is that good?
好了 All right.
你还好吗 You okay?
你怎么做到的 How are you doing this?
-太疯狂了 -我是说... - It's crazy. - I mean...
小孩也是人 Kids are people.
不 他们...他们是半大的人 But they're not. They're, like, they're, like, half-sized.
就像...半人 They're, like, half-people.
我很高兴你联系了我 小艾 Well, I'm glad you called me, Al.
你也该和奎拉要孩子 You should have had kids with Quiara.
你是个好家长 You're really good at it.
我很惊讶她没有说服你 I'm surprised she didn't convince you.
是的 She didn't.
你真的很想她吧 You miss her that bad, huh?
我没事 Oh, I'm okay.
艾丽丝 真抱歉 Alice, I'm so sorry.
是 那从来不好玩 Yeah, that's never fun.
但用电炖锅 Yeah, but the Crock-Pot,
你还真挺有创意的 that was a, that was a creative solution.
是 你知道我会去 Yeah, you know I would come,
只是我现在还在办公室 I just, I'm-I'm still here at the office.
等着看事情的进展 I'm waiting to see how this goes.
是 在这 Yes. She's here.
-谢谢你能来 -别傻了 我会没事的 - Thanks for coming in. - Don't be silly. I'll be fine.
如果还有其他需要 请告诉我 Let me know if you need anything else.
什么 What?
不 我在听的 你说 Yeah, no, I'm-- no, I'm here, I'm here. Yeah. Go on.
索菲 你和丹妮把好酒藏哪了 Sophie, where do you and Dani keep your good wine?
冰箱里有一瓶 There's a bottle in the fridge.
天哪 姑娘 Oh, my God, girl,
不敢相信你就要结婚了 I can't believe you're getting married.
我知道 I know.
不不不 No, no, no.
-给我 谢谢 -她是怎么求婚的 - Para mi, si. Gracias. - How did she propose?
有没有单膝跪地 Did she get down on one knee?
我最喜欢浪漫的求婚了 I love a good proposal.
你穿白西装一定超帅的 You're gonna look so good in a white suit.
你觉得我该做什么发型 What do you think I should do with my hair?
妮娜 怎样都比南茜阿姨在她婚礼上 Ay, Nina, anything is better than what Tia Nancy did
-做的发型好 -天哪 - at her wedding. - Oh, my God.
-那个超可怕 -天哪 - Horrible. - Ay, dios mio.
眼光好糟 所以你打算弄什么发型 Que mal gusto. So, what are you going to do with your hair?
我不知道 Oh, I don't know.
等等 什么叫你不知道 Well, wait, what do you mean, you don't know?
我不知道该做什么发型 I don't know. I don't know what I'm-a do with my hair.
-怎么了 -什么 - What's wrong? - What?
你干嘛这么说我 没什么 Noth-- Why are you calling me out? Nothing.
-姑娘 -我就是不知道 - Mamita. - I don't know.
我了解你 怎么了 I know you. what's wrong?
-我有点害怕 -怕什么 - I'm just scared. - Of what?
我怕她还会继续不问我就做决定 I'm just scared that she's gonna keep making decisions without me.
别想着那事了 亲爱的 Let it go, mi'ja.
那又如何 Yeah, so what?
先像有钱人那样办一场 You're gonna have a big fun wedding
-盛大又好玩的婚礼 -没错 - like rich people. - Yes!
-等婚礼结束了再说 -对 - You'll figure it out after the wedding. - Yes.
或者如果没法解决... Or if things don't get better...
大不了离婚咯 You can always get divorced.
那可不好笑 That's not funny.
你们周五想让我做什么菜 So, what do you want me to cook on Friday?
别做玉米就行 Please do not make corn.
你在干什么 What are you doing?
妈呀 你好 Oh, shit. Hey.
我想 如果你不愿买东西 Uh, I thought, if you didn't want to buy stuff,
或许我们可以自己做 maybe we can build it.
还挺帅的吧 Sick, right?
还不错 It's actually not bad.
-对 -是 - Yeah. - Yeah.
你打算刷漆吗 You gonna stain it?
我想把这个交给你决定 Oh, I thought I'd leave that up to you.
毕竟房租是你给 Since you pay to live here and all.
想得还真周到 Ah. That's thoughtful.
怎么样 今晚你想出去玩吗 So, what's up? You want to go out tonight?
不想 No.
我请客哦 Well, uh, I'll buy.
好吧 你请客 Okay, you'll buy.
但我从公司带了几卷厕纸回来 But, uh, I did pick up some toilet paper from work,
所以你也不能说我没做贡献 so you can't say I'm not contributing.
-这是什么 -不知道 - What's this? - Oh. I don't know.
之前送到的 我替你签收了 It came for you earlier. I signed for it.
说真的 So really,
这都是我给家做的第二种贡献了 that is two ways I'm contributing to the household.
糟糕 我做错了什么吗 Shit. Did I do something wrong?
没有 No.
离婚申请书
我们走 Let's go.
是代表要出去玩了吗 Does that mean we're going out?
等一下 我要换上好裤子 Hold on, I got to put on my good pants, though.
非常感谢 Thank you very much.
谢谢 Thank you.
这里真不错 This place is nice.
你知道吗 去吃车库披萨我就很开心了 You know, I would've been happy to go to Garage Pizza.
不 我想来可以用刀叉吃饭的地方 No. I wanted to go somewhere with forks.
很好笑 你很风趣 Yeah, that was funny. You're funny.
我有执念 I have my moments.
那个 吃饭之前有件事情 Look, um, I don't think I can make it all the way
一定要先告诉你 through dinner without telling you something first.
我知道 你是跨性别 I. .. - I know. You're trans.
-我在基达上看到你了 -我有张代金卡 - I saw you on Grindr. - I've got a gift card.
-我的天 -对 这... - Oh, my God. - Yeah. It's...
非常抱歉 I-I am so sorry.
你不 你不喜欢代金卡 You hate, you hate the gift card?
不 不 No. No.
我说的话实在太蠢了 I feel so stupid for saying the thing I said.
不不不 没关系的 Oh, no. No, no, it's okay. It's-it's...
-不不不 -我太粗鲁了 - No. No, no, no. - That's so rude of me.
我去年在洛杉矶城市学院做了个演讲 I did this lecture at L. A. City College last year,
然后他们付给我这张一百块的代金卡 and they paid me in this hundred dollar gift card and I've just,
我一直在等一个合适的人把它用掉 I've been waiting for the right person to use it on.
尽管我已经说出来了 Now that I say that out loud, though,
我有点想收回来 I-I kind of want to take it back.
好了 等一下 等一下 Okay, okay, hold on, hold on.
好了 我们这么办 All right. Here's What We're gonna do.
我们尽量用八十块多点一些吃的 We just need to get as many things as possible for 80 bucks,
这样还留出了小费 我们什么钱都不用花 so that We can leave a tip and then just not pay for anything.
还可以不吃了去喝咖啡 We could also just bail and get coffee.
你可以明早给我买咖啡 You can get me coffee tomorrow morning.
好 Okay.
好啊 Yeah.
好 Yeah.
鹿肉和鹅肝草 Oh, it's, uh, venison and foie grass.
好贵 Expensive.
你说的好像不对 I don't know if you're saying that right.
所以 那个信封里是什么 So, uh, what was in that envelope?
没什么 Nothing.
好吧 Okay.
只是想让你知道 我愿意帮你藏尸体 I just want you to know, I'd help you hide a body.
我就说这么多 That's all I'm gonna say about that.
你把这玩意放一放 What if you just put that down for a second,
看看周围 looked around?
只是建议 Just a thought.
你说得对 还是要活在现实里 You're right. Gonna have to go live.
能给我两杯最便宜的龙舌兰吗 Excuse me, can I get two shots of your cheapest tequila?
-好的 -谢谢 - Sure thing. - Thank you.
我喝酒壮个胆 一切就都是数量的问题了 Once I get my liquid courage, all a numbers game.
学着点 Watch and learn.
你好 我是 Hi. I'm, um...
你忙着呢 也不在我的能力范围内 um... you're busy and way out of my league.
我去找几个容易点的小妞 I'm gonna go scout some local talent.
好吧 Okay.
恶心 Disgusting.
-谢谢 -一共十八块 - Thank you. - That'll be, uh, $18.
妈妈买单 Mama's buying.
孩子啊 Kids.
你好吗 我叫芬利 How are you? Uh, Finley.
-能请你喝一杯吗 -我已经喝一杯了 - Can I, um, get you a drink? - I already have a drink.
-天呐 给 -收到 - Oh, boy. Here you go. - Copy that.
-先记单吗 -好啊 - Keep it open? - Yeah, sure.
我 我是芬利 你 I'm-I'm Finley. Do you, uh,
-想和我喝一杯吗 -夏恩 - want to have a drink with me? - Hey, Shane.
-明白了 -你还好吗 - Copy that. - Hey, how you doing?
挺好的 好久没见了 I'm good. It's been a while.
是啊 It has. Yeah.
我在想 I was wondering...
今晚不行 Not tonight.
你们好 玩得开心吗 Hello. How's it going over here?
你们还要再来一杯 对吗 You guys need another one of these, right?
阿姆斯特尔轻啤 Amstel Light?
好的 这些也再来点 Yes, that's right, and some more of those.
去去就回 I'll be right back.
玩得还开心吗 How's it going over here?
-这个还要再来一杯 对吧 -你好 - You guys need another one of these, don't you? - Hey. Uh...
-不 -好极了 - No. - Great.
再来一轮吗 来吗 来吗 Another round here? Yeah, yeah, yeah? Yeah, yeah?
你呢 今晚玩得开心吗 How about you? How's your night going?
在这里玩欲擒故纵吗 Over here playing hard to get, huh?
不不不 No, no, no.
但是很高兴你来 我是苔丝 No, but really, I'm glad you're here. I'm Tess.
夏恩 Shane.
姑娘 我知道你是谁 Girl, I know who you are.
这个城市里每个人都知道你是谁 Everyone in the city knows who you are.
你就是个活生生的传奇 You're, like, a living legend.
不不不 我不是 No, no, no. No, I'm not.
太可爱了 How adorable is that?
你不喜欢这个名号 You don't like that reputation.
妹子们肯定喜欢你这种高冷人设 Oh, come on, girls must love that Wall that you've built.
谢谢 宝贝儿 Thanks, babe.
14号桌 Table 14.
但是讲真的 But seriously,
我很高兴你来了 I'm stoked that you're here.
真希望整间酒吧里都是我们这样的妹子 I wish the whole bar was filled with girls like us.
派对时间 小伙子们 Party time, boys.
需要点别的吗 Can I get you something else?
那女人是谁 Who is that woman?
她是苔丝 我女朋友 That's Tess. My girlfriend.
她 很擅长与人相处 She's, uh, she's good with people.
和我就不一定了 Not always with me.
能给我来杯啤酒吗 Hey, can I get a beer?
抱歉 Sorry.
可怜的小家伙 折腾坏了 Poor thing, he's exhausted.
这我确定 他吐的到处都是 Well, I'm sure; he puked everywhere.
所以炖锅才被丢到了路边吗 That's why the Crock-Pot's out on the curb.
对 它的日子已经到头了 Yeah, that ship has sailed.
还是要谢谢你照顾他 Thank you again for taking care of him.
我知道这有多累人 I know it must have been hard.
是啊 Well, yeah.
我今天翘了一个很大的会议 I mean, I-I left a really big meeting today.
抱歉 明天不会这样了 Well, I'm so sorry. It's not gonna happen tomorrow.
我联系过吉吉了 她明早过来 I called Gigi, and she'll be here in the morning.
好吧 Okay.
你有什么感觉 What are you feeling?
我感觉自己像个保姆 I'm feeling like a babysitter.
好吧 这不算是感觉 Okay, that's not a feeling.
不 相信我 这是 No, trust me, it is.
艾丽丝 Alice.
艾丽丝 Alice...
别这样 跟我说说 Come on, talk to me.
艾丽丝 Alice.
好吧 好吧 鱼和熊掌不可兼得 Okay, okay, you can't have it both ways.
你不能一边要求我多参与他们的生活 You can't ask me to be more a part of their lives,
你感觉我解决不了问题的时候 and then call in Gigi when you feel like
又打给吉吉 I can't handle something.
你说得对 这些是让人困惑的信息 You're right. Those are confusing messages.
你能告诉我你在想什么吗 Can you please tell me what you're thinking?
你现在真的非常像个心理治疗师 'Cause you really sound like a therapist right now.
抱歉 好吗 I'm sorry, okay?
我不想让你感觉自己是个保姆 I don't Want you to feel like a babysitter.
那谢谢你 Well, thank you.
但是你也要跟我说清楚 Okay, but I also need you to be clear with me
你想要什么 about what you want.
我要得是你想找我帮忙 I want you to want me to help.
我知道了 I hear you.
我也知道了 And I hear you.
艾丽丝 你想明天照顾伊莱吗 Alice, do you want to watch Eli tomorrow?
不想 但是谢谢你征求我的意见 No, but thank you for asking.
好吧 Okay.
-好吧 -行了 - Okay. - Okay.
-对不起 -对不起 - I'm sorry. - I'm sorry.
我爱你 I love you.
-我也爱你 -好了 - Love you, too. - Okay.
我能跟你说说我这糟心的一天吗 Can I tell you about my shitty day?
好 都告诉我吧 Yes. Tell me everything.
那 他叫德鲁 So, um, his name is Drew.
已经开始讨厌他了 I hate him already.
你好 Hi.
我是芬利 I'm Finley.
我刚刚看着你走来走去自我介绍 I just watched you walk up and introduce yourself
在这酒吧里搭讪了五个女人吧 to, like, five other women in this bar.
我非常自来熟 I'm very friendly.
-是这个原因吗 -对 - Is that what it is? - Yeah.
那 你想和我喝一杯吗 So... you want to have a drink with me?
我已经喝了一杯了 I'm already having a drink.
拜托 Please?
好吧 何不呢 All right, why not?
你 开单了吗 You, uh, have a tab open?
应该 是应该这样来吗 Is that-- is that how it works?
我是个私人助理 所以 Well, I'm a P.A., so...
你是做什么的 你有工作吗 I mean, what do you do? You got a job?
这样吧 我来买单 You know what, I'll-I'll buy.
-好 -给 - Okay. - Here.
-但是你要去买酒 -成交 - But you have to go do it. - Deal.
别偷我的钱 Don't steal my money.
不敢相信我竟然把钱包交给了一个陌生人 I can't believe I just handed a stranger my wallet.
我在干什么 What am I doing?
老子要再来一杯 I need to get another fucking drink.
哥们 你喝高了 Bro, you're good.
你还有 你这还有威士忌吗 Hey, do you have any more, uh, whiskey back there?
十杯够多了 哥们 不能给你了 Ten's enough, buddy. You're cut off.
明天再来好吗 Come back tomorrow, all right?
-回家吧 -别嘛 - Go home. - Come on.
别这样 哥们 不行不行 Come on, bud. No, no, no.
-别这么扫兴 -别这样 哥们 - Don't be a buzzkill. - Come on, dude.
给我威士忌 Give me some Whiskey!
-住手住手 -放手 我的天 - Stop, stop, stop. - Let go. Oh, my god!
-靠... - What the...
来吧 请出去 Come on. Let's go.
-请出去 -操你妈的 - Let's go! - Fuck you, man!
这不是美国吗 I thought this was fuckin' America!
-没事吧 -嗯 - Are you okay? - Yeah.
-确定没事吗 -嗯 - Are you sure? - Yeah.
别动 Hold it.
-亲爱的你还好吗 -好 我挺... 好 - Babe, you good? - Yeah, I'm g-- Yeah.
-我很抱歉 -不 不用道歉 - I'm so sorry about that-- - No, no, don't apologize.
这件事谁都没错 It's not-- it's no one's fault.
你确定你还好吗 You sure you're good?
行吧 Okay.
来吧 最近怎么样 Yeah, there We go! What's up?
天啊 你太厉害了 Oh, my God, that was amazing.
还好吧 No, it's fine.
谢谢 我请你再喝一杯吧 Thank you. Let me get you another drink.
能给我们一杯波旁威士忌吗 hey, can We get a... A bourbon.
我请 It's on me.
天啊 Oh, God.
我很... 我很抱歉 我这地方太逊了 I'm s... I'm so sorry that this place is so fucking douchey.
对啊 我刚才还不觉得 Yeah, I hadn't noticed.
别介意 I'm sorry.
这以前是个同志酒吧 对吧 This used to be a gay bar, though, right?
对 Yeah.
好几年前的事了 Years ago.
真是时过境迁 Damn, times have changed.
嗯 苔丝一直想买下这家店 Yeah, Tess is always trying to, um, buy out the owners,
然后让它变回同志酒吧 turn it back to what it used to be.
-是该如此 -没错 - She should. - Yeah.
我们到时候就拆掉那台破电视 Yeah, what we could do is just rip the fucking TVs out,
换新的菜单 再把这儿收拾出来 switch the menu up and clean the place up.
你知道吗 这儿会是这里唯一一家女同吧 You know, it would be the only lesbian bar in the city?
仅此一家 Only one.
应该找个人把这家店买下来然后让你们来开 Well, then someone should just buy it and you guys run it.
对 对 没错 Yeah. Yeah, they should.
我说真的 No, I'm serious.
你好 再来一轮酒 Hey, another round, please?
我马上回来 I'll be back.
很荣幸你用代金卡带我来这 I feel pretty honored you used your gift card on me.
你证明了自己值得如此 You definitely proved yourself worthy.
最后那杯浓缩咖啡 That single espresso at the end--
真是绝世佳品 never seen anything like it.
-78.5刀呢 -还要加上21%的小费 -$78.50. - And a 21% tip.
印象深刻 Very impressive.
我应该跟你坦白 那不是我第一次用代金卡 I probably should tell you, that was not my first gift card.
你什么时候开始性别过渡的 How long ago did you transition?
五年前 About five years.
你那时候就常跟男生一起了吗 Were you always with guys?
没有 但... No. But...
我不想说以前的事 I don't really talk about before.
当然可以不说 Oh, of course.
很抱歉我不该问 I'm sorry I asked.
我想告诉你 I want to tell you everything
我生活的方方面面 我很想 about my whole life, I do.
但是我遇到的人中 It's just I-I haven't met a lot of people
不戴有色眼镜 who don't squint and...
愿意了解我过去的人很少 try to imagine what I used to look like.
所以我从来都不提 So I just don't talk about it.
我现在有点不敢直视你 But now I'm kind of afraid to look at you.
你可以 You can look.
我不戴有色眼镜 I'm not squinting.
那里不可以 Not there.
我来吧 I got it.
天啊 你怎么这么美 God, you are so beautiful.
哪有 No.
好吧 Okay.
你没事吧 You okay?
嗯 没事 Yeah. Yeah.
你还好吗 are you okay?
我就是有点...晕 I'm just... spinning.
好吧 Okay.
抱... 抱歉 我有点... S-Sorry, I just, um... hmm.
要不要喝杯水 或者别的什么 Do you want a glass of water -or anything?
所以 你为什么把媒体都叫走了 So, Why would you call off the press?
这肯定是个大新闻 This was supposed to be a huge public event,
你不需要什么二次曝光的机会 and you don't need another staged photo op.
没错 但媒体不来的话 Yeah, but without the press,
那待会只有50个人 顶多了 there's gonna be, what, 50 people here, tops.
对 但是来的都是年轻人 Yeah, but they're all young.
他们都有手机 They'll have phones.
会有人发出来的 然后我来做文章 Someone's gonna post it, and I'll push that.
这种营销 This'll be better publicity
可比任何一家媒体的效果都好 than anything the press would give you.
太冒险了 It's risky.
大众想看的是真实的新闻 People want authenticity.
希望你是对的 Well, I hope you're right about this.
乔迪 Jordi.
我不知道你要来 I didn't know you were coming.
你好 波特女士 Hi, Ms. Porter.
我想为那天的事道歉 I just wanted to apologize for the other day.
你知道 我们家有自己的一套价值观 You know, uh, my family has a different set of values,
我没想到安吉逃学的事 so I didn't really realize it was gonna be such a big issue
能造成这么大的麻烦 但 for Angie to skip school, but...
我保证下不为例 it Won't happen again.
我还想告诉你 And I just want you to know that
你的女儿很优秀 you have a really wonderful daughter,
跟她一起玩我很开心 and I love spending time with her.
谢谢你 乔迪 Well, thank you, Jordi.
谢谢你的道歉 I appreciate that.
你下次要是想跟我 And the next time you want to spend time
优秀的女儿一起玩 with my wonderful daughter,
那你先得把你的大麻放在一边 知道吗 I'm gonna ask you to ditch the pot, okay?
放了学再抽 And do it outside school hours.
当然没问题 Absolutely.
胸章超棒 Love the swag.
好吧 Okay.
我们社区多多少少都受到了 Our community is disproportionately affected
本市和国内其他地方 by homelessness in this city,
无家可归的人影响 and in every city across the country.
你们有没有问过自己 为什么 And you have to ask yourself: Why?
为何如此 Why is that?
我们的父母 他们把我们赶出家门 Well, our parents, our parents kick us out.
宗教领袖羞辱我们 Religious leaders shame us.
所谓的朋友们离我们而去 And our so-called "Friends" abandon us.
所以有一半无家可归的年轻人都是我们的一员 So nearly half of all homeless youth are one of us.
我不愿袖手旁观 I want to help.
我当选的话 When I'm elected,
我将会是洛杉矶的首位女同市长 I will be the first lesbian mayor of Los Angeles,
第一人 而且 the first woman, and...
但为了让计划落到实处 But in order to be effective,
我得知道你们在乎什么 I need to know what matters to you.
所以 请告诉我 告诉我你是谁 So please, tell me, tell me who you are,
你有什么想法 what you're thinking about.
有人发言吗 Anyone?
请 Yes?
首先 First off...
谢谢你 thank you.
我以前没见过你这样 I never saw nobody that looks like you
自称和我们一样的人 call herself one of us before.
并且 And...
甚至连我妈 n-not even my own mother
都不认可我 thinks I'm part of her.
所以 So...
我也不知道 I don't know.
那些政客全都是狗屎 Politicians are full of shit.
别介意我这么说 Excuse my French.
不会 他们就是彻彻底底的臭狗屎 No, they're completely full of shit.
如果你跟他们不一样 那就太好了 It'd be... really great if you weren't...
因为能有一位掌握实权 because it'd be cool to have
的女同跨性别盟友 a lesbian and a real trans ally...
那可太棒了 with actual power.
首先我想说 我... Well, first of all, I want to say that I'm...
我为你母亲感到遗憾 I'm really sorry about your mother.
这是她的损失 Okay? That's her loss.
真的 Really.
然后 And...
我不会假装我们的境遇完全相同 I'm not gonna pretend that our circumstances are identical,
但确实有很多相似之处 but there are a lot of similarities.
我父亲从来没接受过我 My father never accepted me.
一天都没有 Ever.
他临终那天 Till the day he died,
他还是把我爱到神魂颠倒的伴侣 he called my partner, the woman that I love beyond measure,
称为是我的"朋友" he called her my "Friend."
彷佛我们的爱无关紧要 As if our love was less than.
而我们的爱并非无关紧要 And our love is not less than.
但它确实很受伤 But it was painful.
-知道吗 现在也一样 -对 - You know? It still is. - Yeah.
超他妈疼 Shit hurts.
来 来 Come here. Come here.
你还好吗 You Okay?
你妈太帅了 Your mom's pretty cool.
嗯 她也没那么差 Yeah, she's not that bad.
还有人有什么... Does anybody have any...
有什么想说的吗 anything else they Want to share?
这就是她缺少的东西 This is what she's missing.
她应该多说一点自己的事 She needs to be more personal.
对 但她不会说的 Yeah, but she won't do it.
往事伤人 It's too painful.
为什么 Why?
你还不知道她为什么参选吧 You still don't know why she's running, do you?
嗯 我应该不知道 No. I guess I don't.
这些孩子和这些鬼手机 These kids and these goddamn phones.
冬天的时候 带破碎球的起重机停在屋外 "By winter a crane with a wrecking ball was parked outside.
妈妈让大家都围到窗前来看 Mama gathered everyone to watch from our front window.
三下重锤后 In three slow blows,
整座房子被砸成了碎片 that building was knocked into a heap of pieces.
然后 工人们把碎石搬进了卡车 Then, Workers took the rubble away in a truck
然后用土填好了洞 and filled the hole with dirt."
你要走了吗 You leaving soon?
对 这就走 你好些了吗 Yeah, in a minute. How you feeling?
很糟糕 So shitty.
很抱歉 I'm so sorry.
孩子就像行走的细菌 Kids are like walking germs.
不要意思 借过 Sorry. Sorry.
-对不起 -我要用那个 - Sorry. - Just need to get that.
要喝点茶吗 You want some tea?
不了 Nah.
我都做好了 I already made some.
好吧 All right.
谢谢 Thank you.
我没下毒 I didn't poison it.
我没往那方面想 That's... That's not What I was thinking, but, um...
你放泻药了吗 did you put a laxative in it, though?
因为我一直想给别人下泻药 Because I've always wanted to do that to someone.
没有 No.
那招挺不错 It's a good trick.
你应该坐下 You should sit down.
我是该坐下 熊孩子传染我了 I should sit down. Fucking kid made me sick.
伊莱从婴儿开始就没病这么重过 Eli hasn't been sick like that since he was a baby.
有一次 他病得都不吃东西了 One time, he got so sick he just stopped eating.
特别吓人 It was so fucking scary.
他都脱水了 He was dehydrated,
我们只好送他上医院 and we had to bring him to the hospital,
他们在他的小脚丫上扎针静脉注射 and they stuck an IV in his little foot.
太可怕了 That sounds awful.
娜塔从来没跟你说过这事 Nat never told you this story?
那件事其实视我们分开的开始 That was actually the beginning of the end of us.
我就爱听拉拉分手的精彩故事 Well, I love a good lesbian breakup story.
伊莱叫妈妈 Eli was calling for Mama,
我们都站在旁边 所以我们一直说 and we were both standing right there, so we kept saying,
"我们在这呢 妈妈都在呢" "We're here, your mamas are here."
然后突然间 And at a certain point,
娜塔意识到 他是在叫莫娜 Nat realized he was calling for Mona,
当时 她只是我们的一个朋友 但是 who was... well, at the time, she was just a friend of ours, but
所以你和莫娜当时有一腿 So you and Mona were doing it?
是的 We were.
结果孩子就这么把你给出卖了 And then the baby threw you under the bus?
是的 He did.
我很意外你竟然还原谅他了 Well, I am surprised you could ever forgive him.
是吧 Yeah, right?
孩子们就是这样 that's the thing about these kids.
他们逼着我承认自己是什么人 They forced me to be honest about who I am
怎样伤害了别人 and how I hurt people.
这话题对我们有点太深入了 Maybe this is a little too deep for... us.
不 没关系 其实挺好的 No, it's fine. It's-it's nice, actually.
在恐怖动画片和高烧噩梦之间 Between the, uh, those horrific cartoons and the fever dreams,
我都没想到还能有成人之间的对话 I didn't even think I could have an adult conversation.
你记得那天晚上 Do you remember that night
-我拿着我的婚... -锤子 - that I showed up here with my wedding... - Hammer?
是的 我记得 Yeah, uh, you know I do.
那阵我不太清醒 Not my finest moment.
我以为你... I thought you...
当时失心疯了 had lost your mind.
我以为我失去了这个家 I thought I'd lost my family.
你让娜塔很幸福 You make Nat really happy.
谢谢 Thank-- That's-- Thank you.
你呢 What about you?
什么 What?
有什么精彩分手故事吗 Any good breakup stories?
你有多少时间 How much time you got?
姨妈 Auntie!
去吧 快走 Get out of here. Scram.
-索菲 -索菲 - Sophie! - Sophie!
天啊 你好吗 Oh, my god. How are you?
老妈 我多说不用带东西来 Ma, I told you not to bring nothing.
我忍不住 I couldn't help myself.
她带了一堆玉米 She went nuts with the corn.
谢谢你来 Hi. Thank you for coming.
-丹妮 -老妈 - Dani! - Ay, Mama!
-你能来我太开心了 -当然得来了 - I'm so happy you're here. - Of course.
玛米塔 Hi, Mamita.
我的新姐妹 My new sister!
天啊 我求婚的真正原因 Oh, my god. The real reason I proposed.
我懂 我懂 I know, I know.
你爸呢 他一定特别激动 Where's your dad? He must be so excited.
他有事来不了了 He couldn't make it.
没关系 你有我们 Well, that's okay. You got us now.
对 我们是一家人了 Yeah, we're family.
你没事吧 Are you okay?
没事 Yeah, I'm okay.
跟我来 Come with me.
什么 去哪 What? Where?
-坐下 -好吧 - Take a seat. - Okay.
我有东西要给你 I have something for you.
是什么 What is it?
是我妈妈的 It was my mother's.
你的曾祖母安娜从她订婚那天起 Your great-grandmother Anna wore this
就戴着它 一直到她离开人世 from the day she got engaged to the day she died.
然后她的遗嘱里把它留给了我 Then she left it for me in her will
让我把这个传给第一个孙子 and told me to give it to the first grandson.
我认为她不会介意 But I don't think she'll mind.
谢谢妈妈 Gracias, Mama.
如果你要把这个给她 一定要真心实意 But if you give it to her, make sure you mean it.
我知道 I know.
我会的 I will.
看着我 Look at me.
你和你父亲不一样 You're not your father.
我知道 I know that.
我们教育你要坚强 We raised you to be strong.
要是想抽身 你已经足够坚强了 And you're strong enough to leave if you need to.
你知道的 You know that.
但是需要 But it takes...
留下来却需要真正的力量 it takes true strength to stay.
这是庆祝的时候 This is a celebration time.
咱们去开心吧 走 Let's go to the party. Come on.
-哥们 索菲的祖母做饭真好吃 -是的 - Dude, Sophie's grandma can cook. - Yeah.
给我递张纸巾 Hey, hand me a napkin?
天啊 我没想到她会给我发信息 Oh, shit. I didn't think she was gonna text me.
太好了 That's cool.
谁啊 Who?
昨晚认识的姑娘 丽贝卡 Girl from last night, Rebecca.
该死 我应该邀请他来的 Fuck, I should've invited him.
下次吧 Dude, next time.
只能喝最后一杯了 These have to be our last ones.
好吧 Yeah, you're right.
我是想喝醉 I want to be drunk,
但不能为了这个姑娘喝得晕头转向的 but not like dizzy drunk for this girl, you know?
干杯 Salud.
一会儿再来找你 Catch you on the flip side.
各位 各位 Hey, everyone. Everybody.
请大家听我说两句 if I could get, uh, everyone's attention for a second.
感谢大家今晚的到来 Thank you so much for being here tonight.
你们太漂亮了 我都快哭了 You are all so beautiful I could just cry,
但是我不能 but I won't.
全世界我最喜欢的两个人要结婚了 My two favorite people in the entire world are getting married
我就不用自己有限的智商 and rather than, uh, butcher this moment
扼杀这美好的时刻了 with my own very questionable wisdom,
我找出了索菲最喜欢的诗人阿利克斯·奥尔森 I dug up something by one of Sophie's favorite poets,
写的东西 Alix Olson.
我爱你 I love you.
"活着 如我们所知" "Living, we have learned,
"可以既马虎又精细" can be both sloppy and precise.
"这样 你就能选择一个细心的人" And so, you choose your careful witness
"见证自己愚蠢短暂的一生" to your silly little life.
"你们开始追溯彼此的过往" You begin to trace each other's journeys,
"开始跟进对方的步调" you begin to chart each other's pace.
"你开始注意到" You start to notice all the sweetness
"他们的一举一动的甜蜜和小细节" and the details of their ways.
因为相爱是寻求慰藉的语言 Because loving seeks a language of solace.
当你怀有一颗宽容之心 It speaks volumes about tomorrow
爱的未来才更有意义 when you are fluent in forgiveness.
有时候熟悉会变成魅力 Sometimes familiar becomes magic.
有时候魅力也需要距离 Sometimes magic needs distance.
有时候空间源于它的构成 Sometimes space is what shapes it.
而这构成不会立即成型 And the shape is not instant.
有时候地平线会给人惊喜 Sometimes the horizon's surprising.
加利福尼亚最高法院 传票(民法) 离婚申请书
那里的风景就算冒险也值得 And the view is worth risking.
而冒险是漫长的等待 And the risk is a long wait,
但这个姑娘很执着 but this girl is persistent.
有时候未来意味着 Sometimes a future just means
每一天都值得去探寻 that each day is worth finding.
而这一天已经到来 And this day is a presence,
这一刻闪烁着光亮 and this moment is shining.
有时候她的祷告抚愈人心 Sometimes her prayers are just... soothing.
有时候她的脸庞娇柔可爱 Sometimes her face is just lovely.
年复一年的找寻 Years, years spent searching.
有时候就是这么幸运" Sometimes people get lucky."
谨以此诗 祝福丹妮和索菲 So, cheers to Dani and Sophie.
我们都为你们高兴 We are all so happy for you.
爱你们 Love you guys-
我爱你 I love you.
谢谢你来见我 Thanks for meeting me.
你打电话来我很高兴 I'm glad you called.
我想你 I miss you.
我也想你 I miss you, too.