Well, well, Boris the Animal has a visitor.
I guess one every 40 years is okay.
It's a cake.
I decide what it is.
Looks like some kind of cake.
She's clean. Well, not clean, but you know...
Oh, God.
Boris the Animal...
...you've got a visitor.
It's just Boris.
Your letters have been a soul-nourishing...
...tonic.
And you are much more...
...unconventionally handsome than your photos.
This ain't a conjugal visit.
So quit your conjugating.
When's the last time you conjugated anything?
I see you've brought me a treat, darling.
Would you mind cutting this up for us? It's a special day.
I'm a romantic like that.
Oh, I wouldn't do that.
Why's that?
It'll ruin your figure.
You complete me.
The big one.
Boris! You promised to take me with you!
We had a deal!
Obadiah Price.
Yes. I did make you a promise.
Wait. I smell something.
You can't win, Boris.
Let's agree to disagree.
There's too many of us.
Rather hot in here. Mind if I open a window?
Sorry, darling. We did love the cake.
Let's rewrite history, shall we, K?
Good afternoon.
Please give your attention to my associate, Agent J.
He's going to demonstrate an electro-biomechanical...
...neural-transmitting, zero-synapse repositioner.
We call it the neuralyser.
- Keep it simple, slick. - Thanks a lot.
Thank you, Agent K.
Ladies and gentlemen, if you will look right here.
You know how you're on a plane and you're asked to turn your phone off?
You're like, "I ain't turning it off. Has nothing to do with a plane."
Well, this is what we get. That's what happens.
It gets up there, bounces around on the satellites and:
Just turn your damn phone off.
Now you're gonna drive off a cliff tonight because your GPS don't work.
Check the composition of the fuel units and surface deposits.
I wanna know who was driving.
Yes, sir.
- What are you gonna say tonight? - Don't worry.
No, I'm very worried. This is important.
- I'm hungry. You hungry? - K.
Seriously, I'm not even sure that's meat.
I think I just saw a tooth in that thing. Or a claw. Or a hoof.
Thanks, Manny.
That does not belong in a pita, it belongs in a casket.
What would go good with this would be silence.
See, here's the problem.
You can't smell it...
...because your nose already smells like that, but my nose doesn't.
Silence goes good with a lot of things. Ever try or is talking how you breathe?
Just say you hate me. Don't take it out on the car.
Let me enjoy this.
Whoa, enjoyment.
So that's what enjoyment looks like on that face. I like that emotion.
I keep emotion out of it.
Out of what, K? Life?
You don't wanna run it by me?
- Let me know what you'll say? - Don't worry.
Oh, no, I'm worried. Very worried.
It's the man's eulogy. You have to show some feeling.
That thing people do when they change their facial expression?
I worked with Zed for 40 years. A hell of an agent.
And I have written a hell of a speech for him.
People will be moved.
And now a few words from Agent K.
I worked with Zed for over 40 years, and in all that time...
...he never invited me to dinner.
He never asked me to his house to watch a game.
He never shared a single detail of his personal life.
Yeah, he was weird.
Thank you.
And now we will hear from our new chief, Agent O.
Thank you, Agent K. That was very moving.
- That was your eulogy? - He was a good man.
Ladies, gentlemen, other life forms.
When I told the Finucian Zyglot about Zed's passing...
...she said something that I'm going to repeat.
And I'm paraphrasing.
That's just so Zed.
Thank you.
You lose something over here, Hondo?
Can you promise, if I go first, you'll do better than that at my funeral?
You know, something like:
"J was a friend.
Now there's a big part of me that's gone.
Oh, J, all the things that I should have said...
...except I was too old...
...and craggy and surly...
...and just tight. I was too...
...tight.
I'm gonna just miss your caramel-brown skin."
I'll wing something.
K, it's O. We have reports of several humans suffering from...
...intestinal worms of alien origin.
Thank you, O.
How did you get to be like you?
Something happened, K. What happened?
You know how I live such a happy life?
How you live such a happy life?
I don't ask questions I don't want to know the answer to.
That's deep.
Jeffrey.
Do I know you?
Your services are legendary. So says your father, Obadiah.
You were in Lunar-Max.
There is no prison that can hold me.
Cool for you. What do you need from me, man?
The device.
I'm going back in time to kill a man before he takes my arm.
K, J!
So happy to see you. Mr. Wu get you your regular table?
You no hungry?
Show us the tanks, Wu.
Oh, sure, sure. You look. Very fresh.
Show us the tanks in the back.
So sorry. No speak English. You come back later, okay?
Save the chop-socky bullshit for the tourists, Wu.
Hey, what you guys wanna bust my balls for, huh?
You don't have no balls.
Man, you look like you come from the planet...
...Damn.
And Bob here is a clear violation of Health Ordinance 32:
Selling unlicenced extraterrestrial...
...foodstuffs.
That is an Earth fish.
Very traditional in China. You arrest me...
...that's a hate crime!
It would be...
...if you were Chinese.
K, come on. I got larvae to feed.
Who is the Spiky Bulba for?
Nobody.
Who's it for?
I keep them in case!
- In case what? - I don't know!
Anybody!
All right, you slug.
Wu...
...he and I are having issues right now, but you shouldn't suffer for that.
Thank you, J.
So if you don't like getting fish-slapped, keep to our agreement.
Earth people get Earth fish. Real Earth fish.
On behalf of my pathetic self and worthless children, you stay.
Allow me most honourable benefit of serving you favourite noodles, K?
Don't nobody want your nasty-ass noodles.
You're a piece of shit, Wu.
Shrimp and bok choy.
We're gonna be here for a while.
That was just mean.
What you did to Wu back there.
Snatched his skirt off.
That's just disrespectful.
I used to play a game with my dad:
What'll You Have For Your Last Meal.
You could do worse than this.
Okay.
I played a game with my dad...
...called catch.
Except I'd throw the ball and it'd just hit the wall...
...because he wasn't there.
Don't badmouth your old man.
I'm not badmouthing him. I just didn't really know him.
It's not right.
Damn right it's not. A boy needs a father.
Table one hasn't ordered a thing. Table three...
...just drank his fourth cup...
...of duck sauce.
K, the crashed ship...
...from this morning was stolen from...
Lunar-Max.
Boris the Animal.
How did you know?
He has a taste for Spiky Bulba.
Give us a minute, chief.
We're in a situation.
Oh, yeah.
I take the Chloropod.
You take the Tarantabee.
And the Hydronian over there.
I'll take the kitchen.
Meet you on the street.
This is a very confusing time...
...in my life.
Hey.
Keep your mouth closed, keep your head down.
Hello, K.
Boris the Animal.
It's just Boris.
You haven't changed very much. I see the arm I shot off is still shot off.
Yes, my arm.
We've thought about that moment...
...every day for the last 40 years.
Well, that's just not living a full life.
I can promise you it will be longer than yours.
Lonelier too. Since you're the last Boglodite standing.
We'll see about that.
But first, I want the pleasure of killing you.
Yo, K.
- Where the hell have you been? - Fishing.
You don't know it, K, but you're already dead.
You all right?
May I have everyone's attention, please?
Thank you.
You know how your kid won the goldfish in that little baggie...
...from the fair and you didn't want it in your house...
...so you told your kid it ran away when you flushed it down the toilet?
Well, this is what happens.
Okay? See what I'm talking about? Don't lie to your kids.
Man, I am getting too old for this.
I can only imagine how you feel.
Boris the Animal.
I put him away a long time ago. It's the worst mistake I ever made.
Why? Was he innocent?
Should have killed him.
- Well, shit, let's go get him. - No.
- Leave it alone.
It's above your pay grade.
We have the same pay grade.
It has nothing to do with you. Mind your own business.
Okay, first of all, let's get a little bit of that bass out your voice.
Secondly, as long as Spikey Boy is running around, this is my business.
You forget about Boris or my report will reflect...
...that your conduct has been unbecoming.
Well, maybe my report is gonna reflect some shit too, K.
- You are suspended for two weeks. - Bullshit.
Four weeks.
How about I quit?
There are things out there you don't need to know.
That's not the lie you told me when you recruited me.
What up, pops?
- Lose your partner? - Yeah.
Next shuttle to Afazumba...
...leaving in 22 minutes.
Search...
...Boris the Animal.
Boris the Animal, Boglodite assassin.
Boglodites were a rogue alien race...
...that consumed all planets in their path.
Boris the Animal was the only suspect...
...in a series of alien murders on Earth.
Incident report.
Boris the Animal was convicted...
...for the following murders that occurred on July 15,1969.
Murder number one: Coney Island, 10:37 a.m. Roman the Fabulist.
Murder number two: The Factory.
Refine search.
Agent K.
Junior Agent K apprehended and arrested...
...Boris the Animal on July 16,1969, at Cape Canaveral, Florida.
- Cape Canaveral... - Agent K...
...received highest commendation for heroic action...
...including implementation...
...of the Arc Net Defence System...
...which protected the Earth from Boglodite invasion...
...and led to the race's extinction.
Details.
Access restricted.
Excuse me? Clearance level senior agent, class one. J.
Access denied.
What?
So why this sudden interest in your partner's old exploits?
What happened between Boris and K?
That's easy.
K imprisoned Boris. He put up the Arc Net.
He protected the Earth from the Boglodites.
He did his job.
That's not what I'm asking.
Cape Canaveral, what happened?
Something that changed him.
Leave it at that.
So you two go way back, huh?
That's classified.
A word of advice, Agent J.
Don't ask questions you don't want to know the answer to.
That's funny. That is exactly what K said.
He's a very wise man.
Take the rest of the night off.
What?
Guess I owe you some answers, hoss.
What, you're feeling chatty all of a sudden?
I can't talk right now. I've got secret cases of my own I'm working on.
I hate to tear you away from your video game.
All right, I'm hanging up.
You know the most destructive force in the universe?
Sugar?
Regret.
You don't have to wait. Just talk.
I promised you the secrets of the universe. Nothing more.
So there's secrets out there the universe don't know about?
Mommy.
Can I help you?
K?
5K.
I'm sorry, is that chocolate milk?
Can I...? I'm so sorry. I don't know what...
Mommy, the president is drinking...
...my milk.
I'm sorry.
He didn't say please.
- K get in yet? - Who?
You new?
Very funny, Agent J.
J, everything you told me yesterday, you were right as rain.
- Thank God for that 10-hour stakeout. - Who are you?
Exactly. I feel like a whole new man today.
Like this great weight has been lifted. I've had anger issues my entire life...
...but now I see I was mad at myself. And my stepmom.
Sir, I'm gonna need you to stop talking.
It's like I closed this emotional window.
But I threw a brick through that window.
Thank you for handing me that brick, J.
Whoever you are, give me five feet or I'll pluck you in your throat.
I'm gonna go to the little Men's-in-Black room...
...then we'll go find those morons from Pox Ethera. Lunch is on me.
Who was that?
Double A? Your partner.
I need you to go get me some chocolate milk, all right?
Just a really big glass. Have you seen K?
Did he call in sick or anything?
Who's K?
All right, all right, go ahead, go ahead.
K!
All right.
You got me.
I'll give it to you. It's funny, very elaborate.
Oh, and all of you, fantastic performances.
You waited 14 years to develop a sense of humour...
...but this is a good one.
But I need you to come out here now...
...because I'm starting to get a little pissed off.
Agent J, would you mind keeping your voice down...
...and telling me who you're looking for?
I'm looking for K.
Who is K?
You too? You too.
I mean, who is he to you?
My partner.
Older gentleman, 110...
...maybe 111 years old.
Sort of a surly, Elvis thing happening with him. He smiles like this.
Seen him around?
I'll take you to K.
Thank you.
- What is that supposed to be? - That's K.
He's been dead for over 40 years.
Okay, see, the prerequisite for a joke is that it be funny.
It's never been funny.
Computer, Agent K and Boris the Animal.
Men in Black incident report, July, 1969.
Location, Cape Canaveral.
Perpetrator Boris the Animal escaped and fled Earth.
Assumed to have returned to planet Boglodotia 20 light-years away.
Agent K pronounced dead at scene. Awarded posthumous commendation...
...for action which prevented greater loss of human life.
That's not what happened.
I looked at this report. K put Boris away...
- Agent K is dead. - Well, I just talked to him last night.
- You are imagining. - I'm not.
- I need a psych team up here. - Yes, ma'am.
Aqua Velva aftershave. I didn't imagine that.
Every stakeout, endless hours of cowboy music.
Every morning with his coffee...
...he'd say, "I tell you something, slick. This coffee tastes like dirt."
And I was supposed to say, "What do you expect?
- It was ground this morning." - "This morning."
How do you know that?
Chocolate milk, sir?
Where you been, man? It was like an hour ago.
Wait.
How long have you been craving chocolatised dairy products?
Just today.
Are you experiencing headaches? Dizziness?
Loss of balance?
Agitation? Depression?
Hell, yeah.
Two possibilities. One is you've been bitten...
...by a Hovartian brain tick...
...and could die in horrible agony at any moment.
Damn it. It's not the tick.
"Damn it, it's not the tick"?
It's something worse than the tick?
Your obsession with chocolate milk indicates...
...that you might be involved in a temporal fracture.
I don't know what you're talking about.
Chocolate milk relieves temporal-fracture headaches.
What's a temporal fracture?
A break in the timeline.
Don't know what you mean.
Time travel! Time travel.
There's no such thing as time travel.
- Well, there is. - No.
There's not.
Because if there were...
...a class-one senior agent such as myself...
...would have been aware of it, wouldn't he have?
Were it not classified and way above his pay grade.
You know, I need a raise.
There was one man, scumbag, Obadiah Price.
He figured it out, we busted him, we made time travel illegal...
...throughout the universe and he is serving life on Lunar-Max.
No... That's where Boris was locked up.
If Boris worked out how to time jump...
...he could seriously change the course of history.
Attention. Early warning system engaged.
Inbound hostile warships entering solar system.
Boglodite markings and language detected.
Boglodite. Boris is a Boglodite, but they're extinct.
Apparently not.
Catastrophic Earth attack imminent.
Put up the Arc Net.
- The what? - The Arc Net. The defence system.
K got it for the Boglodites.
There is no K.
He's been dead for over 40 years.
No K. No defence system.
Boris jumped back and killed him.
If you wanna save the world, stop that from happening.
You have to find Jeffrey Price. He's Obadiah's son.
Let's hope the little squirt hasn't skipped town.
- Good luck, J! - This planet's toast.
How can I help you? We're having an amazing sale...
...on batteries.
Okay, we got other stuff, like headphones, adapters or...
You helped Boris the Animal time jump.
Okay, I had to. That dude's a freak.
He killed my partner.
I want to know when and where you sent him.
What, you think I keep, like, a logbook?
Target vector, July 16...
...1969. - All right.
That's a real bummer about your buddy.
I'm sure he was a great guy.
But in terms of the space-time continuum...
...your friend was a little blip on the historical radar!
That's a big blip.
- Okay. What's the plan? - You're gonna send me...
...back to July 15th, 1969.
No, that's a stupid plan, because I sent Boris to July 16th.
I'm not worried about that one. I'll kill the younger Boris...
...before the older one shows.
That way, neither of them will even exist.
That's why you get to wear the black suit.
No?
You're gonna leave me hanging? Okay.
Oh, I just thought of something. Even back then...
...New York was like a big-ish city.
So how are you gonna really find him?
On July 15th, Boris killed an alien, Roman the Fabulist, at Coney Island.
You're gonna get there first and be waiting?
Dude, they should give you two black suits.
My man, for real?
Oh, right.
Sorry.
This...
...is the real deal. Time-jump gear.
Very rare, very old.
But first, we gotta get high.
Hey. No.
No. No, I mean, really high.
Hey, man? A little help here?
Thank you.
Okay.
- You know the rules of time jumps? - Give me the short version.
Okay. You wanna save your partner, word of advice:
Stay away from him.
Yeah, got it. Stay away from K. Just kill Boris.
Now, take these.
It gets pretty windy on the way down.
The way down?
With eyes tearing up, it's hard to read the dial.
Plus, it helps you look like a real time traveller, which is cool.
I am not jumping off of this building!
Time jump.
Okay, now...
...I gotta set this thing...
...to the 15th.
That seems...
...right-ish.
Now...
...all you gotta do is jump.
Hey, hey, stop. Stop it.
When you're moving fast enough...
...that circle is gonna fill up with some sort of green time-travel liquid...
...and it's gonna glow really bright.
As soon as that happens, break that blue laser line...
...with your thumb to complete the circuit.
At this height, that should be...
Let's see, mass of Earth and 30-something feet per minute...
It's 32 feet per second. Per second.
That sounds right-ish.
So that would be, I guess, about two feet off the ground.
I break the laser line?
No, don't break it!
- No, when I'm fast enough! - Sounds good!
Do I break the laser line or do I not break the laser line?
Do not lose that time device...
...or you will be stuck in 1969!
It wasn't the best time for your people.
I'm just saying. It's, like, a lot cooler now.
How will I know if it works?
You'll either know...
...or you won't.
You must really love this guy to do this.
Oh, wait. How come I remember K, but nobody else does?
- That means you were there! - I was where?
If you survive, you gotta come back and tell me everything.
Where was I?
You gotta go!
Just go, go, go!
Oh, no!
Come on!
- My man, what's today? - Tuesday.
- The date? - The 15th.
- Of? - July.
- Dog, the year. - 1969.
Thank you.
Look at me like I'm crazy.
Far out.
Jerry rocked Haight-Ashbury like you wouldn't believe.
Okay, we're here.
- Happy? - You're such a pill, Fred.
- Get us checked in. - Yeah, yeah.
Hey. Hey, do me a favour, all right?
- Be careful with the luggage. - Absolutely, sir.
I paid a lot of money for that luggage.
- We'll take good care... - Last time, it got scuffed up.
Here you go, sir. Just call down when you need it.
There's more in the trunk.
Yeah, it'll be in your room, sir. Just go in.
Excuse me. Excuse me, who is that? Who are you?
Let's go!
Far out, man!
If you want to keep that, I wouldn't.
Make love, not war.
I prefer to do both.
How are you, officers? What can I do you for?
Well, look at this. Power windows, power seats.
- I'll bet you it cost 6 grand. - Yeah.
Yes, and it has a roof, but it's hidden.
Hey, what kind of work do you do?
An individual of your...
...particular ethnic persuasion?
Maybe he's a noted athlete.
Yes. Starting forward for the Detroit Darkies.
- Where'd you get the car? - And the suit?
I stole them both. Car from your wife...
...suit from your grandmother.
Hey.
What do we have here? Concealed weapon?
Hey, it's his grandmother's suit.
- Hey, what's this? - Probably drugs.
I have rights and I demand to see my lawyer...
...before you press that small button on the side firmly.
Press it.
That, gentlemen, is a standard-issue neuralyser.
You're not gonna remember that.
And just because you see a black man driving a nice car...
...does not mean it's stolen.
I stole that one. But not because I'm black.
I'll be done with the car in a minute!
Just find it and take it back to the jerk at the Roosevelt Hotel.
Where is the Archanan?
You are too late.
He is going to give the humans...
...the Arc Net.
Let's agree to disagree.
We'll take it from here.
K?
K! K!
Dad, I'm on Earth.
I need bail.
Will the owner of a blue warp-speed cruiser...
...please report to the front desk.
You need to turn the electricity down on that damn thing.
Can't taste my fricking tongue, K.
How do you know my name?
What? Because I called you "K"?
No, I call everybody K.
It's kind of my thing.
What up, K?
All right, I sort of...
Yeah, that's kind of my thing. I just... Some people like it.
Most people.
Now that I know what you look like...
...when you're lying, show me...
...what you look like when you're telling the truth?
I won those at Coney Island on the ring toss.
I won a stuffed bear once, but never one of these.
Must be good, slick.
All right, sir, I was minding my own business.
I was waiting for my girl, who, by the way...
...is probably worried sick looking for me right now.
So I just need my things and I need to get back to her.
What's her name?
Your gal, what's her name?
Schtaron.
Schtaron?
I bet Schtaron likes that suit of yours.
What, it's a crime to wear a black suit?
All right, listen. I haven't done anything wrong.
And I need to get out of here. I cannot be with you.
Terribly sorry. X is frightfully upset about the whole Coney Island incident.
Thanks for the heads-up.
Oh, man, this coffee tastes like dirt.
- What do you expect? It was... - Just ground this morning.
O?
No, I call ladies "O."
To me, O is feminine, K is masculine.
You know, I see a couple, I'm like, "O-K."
What a mess. Any casualties?
Yes, Roman the Fabulist.
Any human casualties?
No, sir.
Who the hell is this?
Look, I was...
- Stray human caught in the net. - Code 43 him and throw him back.
You're late for a meeting with the Viagrans.
They have a revolutionary new pill.
It's really...
Okay, slick.
I was waiting for my girl.
Schtaron.
Yes, she's Greek.
Okay. Just one last thing. An eye exam.
That's not an eye exam, K. That's a big-ass neuralyser!
You have a lot of information for a fella who doesn't know anything.
I see what you're saying.
You know, K, we need to hold up a second.
K!
Let's get this bite guard in here.
Hey, back up, back up.
K, listen, I think we got off on the wrong foot, all right?
So let's just stop for a second and talk.
Don't put me in here, K!
Too late, hoss.
K, no, listen to me. I can help you with this case!
K!
I'm doing the truth face! You're missing it!
I'll just use my imagination.
K, the killer...
...you're looking for, I'm after the same guy. A Boglodite.
His name is Boris.
Ship has sailed, amigo.
If we don't get him, there'll be two.
You had my undivided attention.
One will have one arm...
...and one's gonna have two. K!
Listen to me!
If you erase me...
...you erase the world!
Fifteen seconds...
...to neuralysation. Fourteen.
Thirteen. Twelve.
Eleven. Ten. Nine.
When you see Boris tomorrow, K, kill him. Do not arrest him, kill him!
Four. Three. Two.
Is this thing off? Hey, I don't think it's all the way off, K!
It's whirring and buzzing.
I don't know if I don't know nothing.
I knew Roman.
His wife cooked me dinner once. While it was not pleasant...
...he was my friend.
Last chance, who are you and what do you know?
I'm an agent...
...from the future. We're partners.
In 25 years, you'll recruit me...
...and 14 years after that, the guy you didn't let me kill today...
...escapes from prison, jumps to the past...
...and unleashes an invasion of Earth. We got about 19 hours to kill him...
...so, really, we need to go right now.
All right.
So that's the story you believe.
That one was the truth.
Wasn't the whole truth, but it'll do for now.
What are you talking about? Of course it's the whole truth.
The problem with a lie is once you start lying you put yourself...
Agent K.
What's he still doing here?
I might have cooked him too long. Thought I'd walk him out.
I put my pants on.
Okay, future man, where to?
I don't know.
What do you mean?
I don't know. Go wherever you went last time.
I haven't been here. I didn't tell you where I went?
No. I mean, we don't really talk.
What kind of partners sit in a car every day for 14 years and don't talk?
Exactly. And this is the type of problem it causes.
It's dysfunctional.
All right, sport, you better get useful real quick or you go back in room 43.
Man...
There was something in the file about a factory.
Something happened at a factory.
Hey, look, man, you can put your Jedi Knight on me all you want.
That's all I got.
That spark something?
Roman had this on his person when he was murdered.
It's a matchbook.
No, it's a clue.
He didn't smoke.
You lose something over here, Hondo?
No.
Hey, man, how old are you?
Twenty-nine.
You got some city miles on you.
I'm starting to understand why we don't talk.
- How well do you know this place? - I know its reputation.
I don't like it. I hate going in blind. I'm gonna need my gun.
Sure thing, slick.
K! Wait, no, I gotta go in with you!
You sit tight. I'll be fine.
Wait, no! No!
K!
K, don't go in by yourself!
Hi, fellas.
Need to see the boss.
He's busy.
Well, I'm gonna just take a look around.
Looks like we have ourselves a standoff.
Looks that way.
- Still keep the key under the ashtray. - Lucky guess.
Now, where were we?
I was about to tell you to screw off.
Hey, slick, you bowl in the future?
MiB league champ, three years running.
Well, let's see it.
You did not walk into my...
...establishment and rip my head off!
My man, we don't have a lot of time. You really need to tell him something.
I'll tell him this!
All right, your head.
Wait. Hey, if you do this, I am gonna hunt you down...
...and make sure you...
...walk funny for the rest...
...of your miserable last days on Earth!
Tough spare, slick.
You messed with the wrong head!
- His head's a little... - You gonna tell us...
...where Dom is?
I'll kill you both. I'll kill both of youse!
Your hook's a little off. Want me to clean her?
- Sure thing. - No, no, no.
Come on, I just cleaned the bathroom with this thing!
No cleaning! No cleaning!
Okay! Okay, all right! All right, he's in the back.
But he's not gonna talk to Men in Black scum like you.
Now give me back my head.
K, I call this one "Low Hanging Fruit."
That ain't a finger hole...
...you sick bastard!
I'll pop your head off...
...and see how you like it.
I'm gonna kill both of you!
I'm gonna kill the both of youse!
I'll kill you both!
- Well, we're on the right track. - Just the wrong train.
If he had any secrets...
...I'm guessing he spilled them.
A smart man figures out what victims have in common.
A smart man would.
That's a big-ass phone.
- Don't put that up to your head. - Agent O.
How's your day been, Agent K?
Fair to middling.
How are things going?
Very good, thank you.
Hey, you saw her like an hour ago.
I need cleanup and containment at Cosmic Lanes.
Listen, I got a dead Parlaxian.
Now Roman was a Byvoid, correct me if I'm wrong...
...from the same planetary grouping? - A system in the Triangulum Galaxy...
...wiped out by Boglodites.
Wasn't the third planet...?
- Glamouria? - Glamouria.
Thank you, Miss O.
I know where Boris is headed to next.
You were close, slick. It's not a factory, it's the Factory.
Look, if Boris turns out to be here, I'm gonna kill him...
...I need my gun. - No deal.
I've been an agent for 14 years.
Which means I'm the senior agent on this case. Now, I hate to pull rank...
...but I am instructing my junior agent...
...that's you, to give me my gun right now. That's an order.
No, no, no, space gun.
You're welcome.
I didn't say thank you.
For such an ungainly species, they've thrived on Earth.
I was an agent for three years...
...before I realised all models were aliens.
Found out the hard way.
Password?
Hey, look, funky '60s dude, we don't have a lot of time.
Janis Joplin.
Is there anybody here who's not an alien?
Very nice.
Blink. That's good.
Look in the camera.
Is that Andy Warhol?
Yep.
Excuse me, Mr. Warhol, could we have a minute?
Now is not a good time. This is a be-in.
Just a few...
...questions.
No questions. No answers.
Just being.
We have an urgent matter to discuss with you...
...regarding one of your party guests.
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