SLOMO
是啦, 你们友善的邻居我 Yep, it's your friendly neighborhood me
被一个套着熊皮的家伙揍了 getting beaten up by a guy in a bear suit
人熊! 又一个平庸无奇的外面套着熊皮的小偷罢了 Grizzly! Another run of the mill thief in an exo bear suit
他在神盾的通缉名单上 He's on S. H. I. E. L. D. 's most wanted list
排第一... at number one...
一百七十三位 hundred and seventy- three
你勉强算是个挑战吧 You're "barely" a challenge
阻止人熊偷野餐篮 Stopped grizzly from stealing a picnic basket
不过是装满了钻石的 full of diamonds
这里没有一场森林火灾 Isn't there a forest fire
需要你去扑灭么? you should be putting out somewhere?
仔细想想吧 Think about it
嗯? 喂! 我要揍扁你! Huh? Hey! I'm gonna pound you!
我的熊抱会让你立即并且永远闭上嘴! My bear hug will shut you up once and for all!
好极了! 又一个紧紧的"拥抱" Great! Another tight squeeze
好像我人生中有过的这种东西还不够多一样 as if I don't have enough of those in my life
我家的房子正好够我和梅婶住 My house is barely big enough for me and Aunt May
但如果加上一整伙人? 我开始认为 But with the whole gang? I'm starting to think it was
邀请他们在母舰重建时住下来 a bad idea inviting them to stay
是个坏主意了 while the helicarrier is being rebuilt
神力侠要用掉所有的热水 Power Man using all the hot water
白虎霸占着电脑 White Tiger hogging the computer
新星只会在做饭的时候帮倒忙 Nova "helping" with the cooking
铁拳和他的... 熏香 Iron Fist with his... incense
想想这一切 All things considered
其实被一个套着熊皮的家伙痛扁 getting mauled by a guy in a bear suit
比回家好多了 is better than going home
织网的, 看起来你需要帮忙 Webs, looks like you need a hand
拜托, 伙计们, 我这里不需要你们 Come on, guys. I don't need you here
我能搞定这家伙 I got this one covered
- 是这样吗? - 啊哦. 哇哦! - Is that so? - Uh- oh. Whoa!
终极
蜘蛛侠
人熊不太了解蜘蛛侠的事情, 对吧? Griz ain't too clear on the whole Spiderman thing, is he?
注意力这么不集中, 我都差点让自己摔在大街上了 So distracted, I almost got myself street spanked
我必须得和队伍说要给我一点自由空间了 I've gotta talk to the team about giving me my elbow room
真的吗, 在所有你能穿的外骨骼类装甲中... Seriously, of all the exoskeleton suits you could wear...
一套熊皮? a bear?
我们现在是正式没有动物 Are we now officially out of animals
可以用来造超级罪犯了么? to make super villains out of?
终于! 轮到我了! Finally! My turn!
啊哦. 我通常只是留一张 Uh- oh. I usually just leave the
写着"来自你们友善的邻居蜘蛛侠"的便签 "from your friendly neighborhood Spider- man" note
然后溜走 and split
不然就全是文书工作了. 我恨文书工作 Otherwise there's all this paperwork. I hate paperwork
我要逃走了 Im gonna blow
你们能不能帮我解决那些穿... 蓝衣服的男孩? Can you guys help me out with the boys in... blue?
哦, 真棒. 真是棒极了 Oh, great. Just great
有人在家么? 任何人? Anybody home? Anybody?
对了, 梅婶这周末不管我们了 Well, Aunt May left us alone for the weekend
也许我的那些队友 Maybe one of my teammates
就是那些总是丢下我 You know the guys that left me
让我一个人去和警察打交道的家伙. 哈? alone to deal with the po- po all by myself. Huh? !
你回来了? 这就回来了? 还真挺快的 You're back? Already? That was fast
嗯, 给, 收拾好你的书! Umm, here, put away your books!
你! 哦, 嗯, 你的房间一团糟 You! Oh, um... your room is a mess
呃, 上楼去打扫一下 Uh, go upstairs and clean it
什么时候轮到你们命令我了? Since when do you give me orders?
扔垃圾去! Trash duty!
谢啦, 朋友 Thank you, friend
这周不是轮到我扔垃圾! I'm not on trash duty this week!
你又在干什么? And what are you doing?
没什么 Nothing
到底发生了什么? What's going on here?
嗨, 玛丽简 Hey, MJ
不. 呃, 我现在不能聊天 No. Um, I can't talk right now
因为我们谈论的... 那件事 because of that... "thing" that we talked about
为什么她会打给你? 嘿, 我要... Why is she calling you? Hey, I want to...
这回又是什么? Now what?
这就是为什么你们要抛弃我? That's why you ditched me?
那样你们就能回家来开个派对了? So you could come home and throw a party?
呃, 给你个惊喜? Um, surprise?
我们不会举办派对! We are not having a party!
我不想要弗莱士·汤普森碰我的东西! I don't want Flash Thompson touching my stuff!
再说了, 以防你们忘了 Besides, in case you've forgotten
我们有个一只眼的老大盯着我们 we have the one- eyed big brother looking over us
如果我们办了个派对, 弗里会知道一切的 If we have a party, Fury will hear all about it
放松点. 你们去换装. 新星会搞定这个的 Relax. You guys change. Nova's got it covered
每当你说你会搞定的时候我总是很担忧 I always worry when you say you've got it covered
我只是关掉神盾的设备 I just shut off the S. H. I. E. L. D. devices
当我不希望弗里偷窥我的私人时间的时候 when I don't want Fury peeking in on my personal time
燃烧脂肪吧, 女士们! 一份付出, 一份收获! Burn those buns, ladies! No pain, no gain!
停! 不不不不不! 停停停! Cut! No no no no no! Cut cut cut!
这间屋子里的神盾安保装置 S. H. I. E. L. D. security in this house
都由这个嵌板控制. 暂停一下下就是... runs through this panel. One little pulse and...
- 派对时间! - 等等! - party time - Wait!
好像你什么时候知道什么东西是怎么运行的了一样 Like when do you know how anything works?
伙计, 你害我没能关掉它! Dude, you made me miss!
入侵警报! 入侵警报! Intruder alert! Intruder alert!
你听见什么了么? Did you hear something?
听起来像是派对开始了 Sounds like the party started
警报. 边界突破 Alert. Perimeter breached
分析威胁 Analyzing threat
威胁评估... 无 Threat assessment... none
实施欧米茄锁定! Implement omega lockdown!
"欧米茄锁定"是什么意思? What does "omega lockdown" mean?
欧米茄锁定. 消灭所有入侵者 Omega lockdown. Destroy all intruders
意思是派对完蛋了 It means the party's over
"放松点. 去做派对前的准备吧. 新星会搞定这个的" "Relax. Get ready for the party. Nova's got it covered. "
入侵者确定 Intruders identified
格杀勿论! Neutralize with extreme prejudice!
我不是入侵者! 这是我家! I'm no intruder! This is my house!
而且就在一秒钟以前, 你还是我家的锅炉! And up until a second ago, you were my house furnace!
投降或者被消灭! Surrender or be destroyed!
我猜想我把锅炉逼疯了 I think I made the furnace mad!
那是梅婶的东西! Aunt May's stuff!
棒极了! 用她的东西做武器! Perfect! Use her stuff as weapons!
梅婶的爱好比你的冷笑话还要多呢 Aunt May's got more hobbies than you've got lame puns
不, 不要用我的! 用梅婶的! No, don't use mine! Use Aunt May's!
什么? 这些是你的? What? ! These are yours?
什么? 我不是想长肌肉好么? 这只是为了健身 What? I don't want to bulk up, okay? It's all about toning
投降或者被消灭! Surrender or be destroyed!
什么时候梅婶有了块滑板? Since when did Aunt May get a skateboard?
打完板球后, 她想来点有挑战性的 After cricket, she wanted a real challenge
哦, 别胡扯了! 你这个大骗子! Oh, come off it! You're such a phony!
你假装成梅婶的朋友, 只是为了惹恼我 Pretending to be buddies with Aunt May just to get my goat
这对她不公平! 她真的把你当成朋友! It's not fair to her! She really thinks you're her friend
我不想你伤害她! I don't want you hurting her!
供你参考 For your information
我不是假装对梅婶友善 I'm not pretending to be nice to Aunt May
真的么? 水肺? Really? Scuba?
梅婶和我 萨姆·亚历山大
你是真的喜欢和梅婶待在一块儿? You just genuinely like spending time with Aunt May?
嗯, 对于你这个问题... 是啊, 她很酷 Well, to answer your question... yeah, she's cool
我没看见披萨, 小食, 什么也没有 I don't see no pizza, no snacks, no nothing
怎么, 他都藏在地下室里吗? What, is he hiding in the basement?
你知道, 你很幸运, 帕克, 有梅婶 You know, you're lucky, Parker, to have an aunt like May
事实上 In fact...
为了某些愚蠢的原因, 她很关爱你 For some stupid reason she's crazy about you
我很久没有体会过家人的陪伴了 I haven't had family around for a long time
如果我也有个像梅婶那样酷的家人 It would be all right if I had someone cool
相信我 like her to believe in me
像她相信你那样就好了 the way she believes in you
好吧, 我错了 Okay, I was wrong
不过你触发了安保系统这件事还是很蠢 But you're still an idiot for setting off the security protocols
现在我们要怎么关掉它们? Now how do we shut them down?
阁楼上有一个天线阵. 或许我们可以... There's an antenna array up in the attic. Maybe if we...
白虎! White Tiger!
我正奇怪为什么没人来救我们呢 I was wondering why no one was coming to help us
神盾从不到处乱跑, 不是么? S. H. I. E. L. D. doesn't mess around, do they?
看起来我们得靠自己了 Looks like we're on our own
噢, 如果梅婶回来看到这个 Oh, if Aunt May comes home and sees this
她肯定会气炸了! She'll blow her top!
- 白虎, 坚持住! - 小蜘蛛? - White Tiger, hold on! - Spidey?
你必须离开这里! You gotta get out of here!
你必须待在梅婶的房间外面 You gotta stay out of Aunt May's room
放松点. 我也经历过几次激光矩阵阵列 Relax. I've been through a few laser matrix arrays in my day
这是小菜一碟 This'll be a piece a cake
新星, 还记得我当时在那里做什么吧? Nova, remember what I was doing in there?
哦... 嗯, 她是对的! 呃, 对不起了兄弟. 禁止入内 Uh... yeah, she's right! Uh, sorry dude. Off limits
呃, 都是女士们的秘密 Uh, secret lady stuff
嘿, 快点行动吧! 啊, 梅婶的东西都要被毁光了 Hey, move it! Aw, my Aunt May's stuff is getting ruined
那都是独一无二的! It's irreplaceable!
房间里不许打闹! No rough- housing in the house!
桌子! 保护桌子! The desk! Save the desk!
那张桌子? 那不是件古董啦. 那是车库拍卖会上买来的 The desk? It's not an antique. It's from a garage sale
那张桌子有什么要紧的? What's so important about the desk?
谁来帮个忙? A little help here? !
卢克! Luke!
你受伤了吗? Are you hurt?
没, 但是这里快没空气了 I'm fine, but running out of air in here
就快了, 兄弟! Almost there, buddy!
嗷! 烫! 啊! 烫! 好烫! 烫烫烫! 嗷! 啊! Ow! Hot! Oh! Hot! Hot! Hot, hot, hot! Ooh, ah!
对不起了. 我感觉不到 Sorry. Impervious skin
为了感觉到热我的洗澡水要很烫才行 I need to take my showers super hot just to feel it
不可渗透的皮肤! 所以他会用光所有的热水 Impervious skin. That's why he uses up all the hot water
神盾到底什么时候装的这些东西? When did S. H. I. E. L. D. have time to install all of this?
我们保留了所有的原始构架和固定装置 We preserved all the original molding and fixtures
然后把它们装进新的干式墙里, 隐藏一套 then put in new drywall, masking an array
可爱的能割开人肉的声控爆破装置 of these cute flesh- peeling sonic blasters
铁拳! 推倒那些墙! 砸出一条路来! Iron Fist! Take out the walls! Smash your way out!
我在试着不毁了你的房间 I'm trying not to ruin your room
对不起我没能阻止这个 Sorry I couldn't stop it
一个人的房间是神圣的领域 A man's room is a sacred space
而当这个人足够慷慨 And when that man is generous enough
让我睡在他的地板上 To let me sleep on his floor
这只会让他的房间变得更加神圣 It only becomes that much more sacred
总而言之, 谢谢你让我用你的房间, 兄弟 In short, thanks for letting me use your room, dude
上帝啊, 难道我看起来像... Boy, do I feel like a...
激活备份方案 Activating back- up protocols
装配第二套防御系统 Assembling secondary defense systems
嗨, 玛丽简 Hey, MJ
萨姆? 派对什么时候开始? Sam? When is the party gonna start?
人们都开始着急了 The natives are getting restless
嗨, 玛丽简 Hey, MJ
我们还没完成装饰工作. 拜! We aren't quite finished with decorations yet. Bye!
我们需要到达阁楼 We need to get to the attic
解除警报, 修补房屋 disable the com center, fix the house
而且想办法不让在屋外的朋友 and somehow all without our friends outside
看到我们是谁! seeing who we really are!
12点方向有个差劲的厨房机器人! Lame kitchen robot at 12:00!
入侵者无法识别! Intruders not identified!
格杀勿论! Neutralize with extreme prejudice!
我想知道神盾有没有退货部门 I wonder if S. H. I. E. L. D. has a returns department
再次与敌人交火 Hostiles re-engaged
制服他们并终结之 Neutralize and terminate
好吧队伍! 跟着我! Okay team! Follow my lead!
哦, 你想得美! Oh, no you don't!
这就是你最冷的招数么? 我甚至感觉不出来! Is that the coldest you got? I can't even feel it!
躲开! Scatter!
喂! 你拿了梅婶的烤面包机! 快还回来! Hey! You've got Aunt May's toaster! Give it back!
再次与敌人交火. 制服他们并终结之 Hostiles re- engaged. Neutralize and terminate
我的朋友们没有排挤我 My friends aren't crowding me
他们在保护我 They're protecting me
这都是出于他们的感激之情 It's all about having an attitude of gratitude
想想你自己发出圣光的样子 Consider yourself enlightened
我们必须关掉它, 赶在整座房子被... We have to shut down that thing before the house is...
呃, 彻底毁掉之前 Aw, totally trashed
好吧, 打起精神. 不惜一切代价夺取阁楼! Okay, refocus. Attic at all costs!
新星! Nova!
我来开门! I'll get the door!
快走! Go!
一个中央接线盒! A central junction box!
如果我们关掉它, 应该就能安全关闭 If we shut that down, it should kill- switch
这屋子里的所有神盾系统 every S. H. I. E. L. D. system in the house
"应该? " "Should? "
很可能? 概率是六成的样子 Probably? Like 60/40
六成比我们平时的胜率要高了. 去找那个安全开关! 60/40 is better than our usual odds. Go for the kill switch!
与此同时, 有谁能拖住这个东西吗? Meanwhile, can someone put this thing on ice?
现在又是我的灶台? 在我们经历了这一切之后? And now my stove top? After all we've been through?
我们已经制住这两个了! We've got these two!
一 二 三... Eenie meenie miney...
不管了 Whatever
再次与敌人交火. 制服并... Hostiles re- engaged. Neutralize and...
耶! Yeah!
我们做到了! 而且我们还活着! We did it! And we're alive!
呼! 一切都没事! Whew! Everything's okay!
我们要怎么处理那个冰箱版科学怪人? What do we do about frankenfridge?
我们死定了 We're dead
梅婶看到这个以后, 我们都会被驱逐出屋了 When Aunt May sees this, we're all gonna be evicted
大家好! 抱歉... Hey everybody, sorry for the...
很棒的派对, 帕克... 才怪 Great party, Parker... not
我不会再让你那张蠢脸出现在学校了, 永远不 I wouldn't even show your lame face at school, ever
伙计们? Guys? !
- 我们要怎么办? - 我们没事, 只是... - What are we going to do? - We're fine, but...
不能更糟了 Can't get any worse
喂? Hello?
彼得! 我的游戏比预期的结束早了点 Peter! My game ended earlier than expected
我正路过一家面店. 有人饿了么? and I was swinging by the noodle shop. Is anyone hungry?
不. 我们很好 No. We're good
我们死定了 We're dead
- 别担心, 帕克 - 我们会承担起这个责任的 - Don't sweat it, Parker - We'll take the blame for this
为什么每个人都这么消极? Why is everyone being so negative?
我们是超级英雄! 所以就算我们没有多少时间又怎么样! We're superheroes! So what if we don't have time!
如果我们工作得快一点, 再运用我们的能力, 我们能重建 If we work fast and use our powers, we can rebuild
一间最棒的屋子! the house better than ever!
不了. 责任越大 No. With great responsibility
就越应该主动承担 comes responsibility to take ownership
谢了伙计们, 但我是她的侄子 Thanks guys, but I'm her nephew
如果还有一间房子的话, 她应该不会把我赶出去 If there was a house, she wouldn't kick me out of it
不过, 我不想你们冒这个险 But, I won't risk that with you guys
哇! 看这送货上门! Whoa. Talk about a home delivery!
你们这些孩子看起来好像很忙 You kids appear to have been busy
科尔逊特工? 我能解释这个 Agent Coulson? I can explain
事实上我不能. 我不知道到底发生了什么 Actually I can't. I got no idea what's going on around here
你拆除了你的房子 You demolished your house
当你触发了神盾安保系统的时候 when you set off the S. H. I. E. L. D. safety protocols
我们早就知道像这样的事情可能发生 We knew something like this might happen
所以作为一项安保措施, 我们建造了这个复制品 So we had this copy built as a security measure
你们知道我们会真的拆了我们自己的房子? You knew we would actually demolish our own house?
我们是神盾. 我们能顾及到一切 We're S. H. I. E. L. D. We think of everything
特别是牵涉到青少年的时候 Particularly when teenagers are involved
- 地基固定! - 电力启用! - Foundation bolted! - Electricity live!
铅垂测量, 完美 Plumbing, A. O. K.
有线电视修理工在未来三个月内的某个时候会过来 Cable guy will be out sometime in the next three months
不用谢. 你们准备好走了么? You're welcome. You guys ready to go?
发生了什么? What's going on?
- 他们没告诉你吗? - 告诉我什么? - Didn't they tell you? - Tell me what?
神盾母舰已经完全可用了 The helicarrier is fully operational
弗里下了命令 Fury gave the order
你的队伍被安排在今天搬回母舰 Your team is scheduled to move back to HQ today
我们正准备告诉你. 那个派对? 那是为你准备的 We were going to tell you. The party? It was for you
- 你知道. 为了谢谢你 - 接纳了我们 - You know. To say thanks - For taking us in
这是我打算藏在梅婶的房间里的. 在那张桌子下面 It's what I was trying to wrap in Aunt May's room. Under the desk
我本来要给你烤个蛋糕, 但是它毁在那个机器人手里了 I was baking you a cake, but it ended up inside the robot
别担心, 帕克. 只不过是糖和面粉而已... 这一回 Don't worry, Parker. Nothing but sugar and flour... this time
等等. 你们留下来一会儿办个"乔迁"派对怎么样? Wait. How about you stick around for a "moving out" party?
就我们五个? Just the five of us?
- 我有杀手游戏! - 好极了! 耶! 我们现在就开始吧! - I got a killer game! - All right! Yeah! Let's do it!
- 我有播放列表! - 耶! 酷! 那就快点来吧! - I've got the playlist! - Yeah! Cool! Let's do this!
或者我们可以做点集体瑜伽! Or maybe we could do some group yoga!
好吧, 那我可以许个愿 Well, I got my wish