很久以前，在古代小亚细亚王国，
生活着一位苏丹叫查卡汗
宣称是伟大的成吉思汗的
直系后代
这只是宣称，但做苏丹
赋予他随心所欲的权利
他的话就是法律
做苏丹很爽
苏丹的镇国之宝
是全小亚细亚最美丽迷人的后宫
镇宫之宝是一个明妃
她叫山鲁佐德
她靠她的机智和美貌活了下来
我们故事开始时，
苏丹已婚并且忙于战争
我准备好了，苏丹大王，问吧
我必须从星象中了解到，
我是该放出军队搜索敌人
还是等待他的进攻？
苏丹爱他的妻子
完全信任她
不幸的是，苏丹妻子不知恩图报
别撩了，还我蘑菇
跟我说！
苏丹丑，你英俊
还有呢？
苏丹是金针菇
我呢？
杏鲍菇！请进！
快把头塞进来
那样做我保证
你马上会变成苏丹
请进
苏丹现在在哪？
和他的国师在一起
求你不要再撩了
跟我做爱
我尊贵的正宫娘娘下旨吗？
对
那我奉旨绿君
我看见12天后太阳进入双子宫
吉利吗？
吉利，大王
两天后满月出现在中天
那也吉利吗？
不，大王，主凶
但火星在魔蝎宫逼近土星
大王，那主——
什么？ 吉
是交战的好时候
我没问什么时候时机成熟，
我问我是该出击寻敌
还是等待他的进攻
星象给出胜利的征兆
然而有件事让我担心
什么事？
行星，特别是木星和金星
什么意思？
因为木星跟金星的关系，
火星在下降
不吉利 That is bad.
不，我的苏丹大王，吉利， No my Lord Sultan, that is good,
但然后，木星移到天平宫 but then, Jupiter moves into Libra.
凶吗？ Which is bad?
不 No.
吉吗？ Which is good?
不 No.
那是什么？ Then what?
我真的不知道，大王 Well I don't really know, my Lord,
我看不出更多星象了 I cannot read the stars further than that.
谢谢你，大占星家，你帮了很大忙 Thank you, Chief Astrologer, you've been a big help.
萨贡将军在哪？ Where is General Sargon?
我必须跟神智健全的人讨论 I must speak with someone who is sane.
将军跟他的军队在营地，陛下 The general is at camp with his troops, Your Majesty.
我马上就去 I'll leave at once.
不不，我亲自去 No, no, I'll go myself.
我需要透透气 I need some fresh air.
告诉正宫娘娘我走了 Tell the Sultana I'm gone.
她一回来就告诉，陛下 As soon as she returns, Your Majesty.
正宫娘娘早早起床外出骑马 The Sultana rose early and is out for a ride.
在此同时，苏丹疾驰向 Meanwhile, the Sultan was galloping
萨贡的营帐 towards Sargon's camp.
你喜欢惊喜吗？ Do you like surprises?
是的，告诉我 Yes, tell me.
你确定？ You are sure?
是的，是什么？ Yes, what is it?
我给你看 I'll show you.
他是礼物 He's a gift.
比你更大吗？ Is he bigger than you?
更大？ Bigger?
自己看 Look, see for yourself.
苏丹抵达萨贡的帐篷时， As the Sultan approached General Sargon's tent,
他停了一会， he stopped and for a moment,
他觉得听到了正宫娘娘的声音 he thought he heard the voice of the Sultana.
不可能 It was impossible.
然后他又听到了 Then, he heard it again,
她特别的大呼小叫声， and in a timber that was particular to her,
只在某个场合发出的声音 only on certain occasions.
苏丹的心沉了 The Sultan's heart sank.
他悄悄过去用匕首 Stealthfully he crept up and with his dagger,
在帐篷上划了一个口子 he made a slit in the tent.
他鼓起勇气往里看 Gathering his courage, he looked inside.
比他想像的还糟 It was worse than he imagined.
他最信赖的盟友和他最宠爱的娘娘 His most trusted ally and his beloved Sultana
一起背叛他并谋划推翻他 were uniting against him and plotting his overthrow.
苏丹边看边听 The Sultan watched and listened.
这样他了解到他们的计划 In this way, he learned their plans
做好准备，打败了他们 and being ready, defeated them.
苏丹用纵情声色庆祝他的胜利 The Sultan celebrated his victory with lust and full joy.
他耿耿于怀他妻子的背叛 So long did he brood over the betrayal by his wife
他最后相信 that he eventually became persuaded
没有女人可信赖 that no woman was to be trusted.
他决定每个晚上， He resolved that each night,
他要从后宫选一个女人 he would choose a girl from his harem
在跟她缠绵一夜后， and after passing one night with her,
她要在早晨被勒死 she would be strangled in the morning.
这样他相信，定然防止 This, he believed, would be a sure cure
任何未来的不贞 against any future disloyalty.
每晚晚餐前， Every night before supper,
后宫总管将送上 the harem keeper would approach
装满麻将牌的篮子 with a basket filled with tiles.
每张牌上刻着一个女人名字 A girl's name was inscribed on each tile
选中谁，她的命运就注定了 and once picked, her fate was sealed.
今晚将是她在世的最后一晚 Tonight would be her last night on Earth.
今晚选谁， Who is your choice
我的苏丹大王？ for tonight, my Lord Sultan?
山鲁佐德，你被选中了 Scheherazade, you have been chosen.
山鲁佐德知道会发生什么 Scheherazade knew what was to come
向自己保证对于她，情况会不同 and promised herself that with her, it would be different.
她做好准备后，她定下计划 As she was being prepared, she devised her plan
决心不在早晨死去 and resolved not to be dead in the morning.
她的计划是燃起苏丹的好奇 Her plan depended on arousing the Sultan's curiosity.
山鲁佐德 Scheherazade.
你多大了，我的孩子？ How old are you, my child?
19岁，大王 19, my Lord.
可惜 It's a pity.
你怎么来到我的后宫？ How did you come to my harem?
我是礼物，伟大的苏丹 I was a gift, Great Sultan.
一个亚述人把我送给您以便安全通过 An Assyrian gave me to you in order to insure safe passage
他的商队 for his caravans.
这亚述人真傻 The Assyrian was a fool.
你比那值钱多了 You're worth much more than that.
谢谢夸奖，我的大王 Thank you, my Lord Master.
按习俗你要给我娱乐 It's custom that you entertain.
你有才能吗？ Do you have talent?
有人说我有 Some say I do.
你会跳舞吗？ Do you dance?
不会，我的大王 No, my Lord Master.
你会唱歌吗？ Do you sing?
不会，大王我既不会唱歌也不会跳舞 No my Lord, I can neither sing nor dance.
那会什么？ Then what?
我讲故事 I tell stories.
它是我唯一的才能 It is my only talent.
我在旅行中收集了故事 I've collected them in my travels.
若您恩准， With your permission,
我很乐意给您讲个故事 it would give me great pleasure to tell you one.
我会减轻最后一夜的痛苦 I would be consoled on this final night.
嗯， Uh,
那么说吧 then tell.
她为了努力活命， In her effort to stay alive,
山鲁佐德开始讲第一个故事 Scheherazade began her first story.
故事讲一个贫穷不幸的渔夫 The tale concerned a poor and hapless fisherman
他住在色雷斯省，爱琴海边 who lived in the Province of Thrace, near the Aegean Sea.
渔夫还倒霉的是 It was also the fisherman's misfortune
有个丑老婆 to have a wife who was a hag
肥如大象，丑如秃鹫 and as fat as an elephant and as ugly as a vulture.
不仅如此，她恶毒妒嫉 Not only that, but she was vicious and jealous
她允许他享有的唯一安宁 and the only peace she would allow him
是他去捕鱼的时光 was when he went fishing.
每天去大海的路上， Each day, on the way to the sea,
他会经过一个贵妇的房子 he would pass the house of a noble woman
又不被察觉， and without being seen,
他发现他可以通过她的窗户欣赏 he found that he could look into her window.
这是渔夫生活中唯一的快乐 This was the only joy in the fisherman's life
似乎只要看一眼她就够了 and it seemed enough just to catch a glimpse of her.
然后，有一天命运插手 Then, there was one day when fate took a hand.
渔夫在欣赏的时候，他变得像这女人一样兴奋 As the fisherman watched, he became as excited as the woman
他整天捕鱼的时候， and all day, while he fished,
他想着他看见的情景 he thought about what he had seen.
他相信这是好兆头， He believed it was a good omen,
但他收网的时候， but when he drew in his nets,
他发现他一无所获 he found that he had caught nothing
只捞上一个黄铜小瓶 except a small jar made of yellow copper.
他好奇地仔细检查这瓶子， Curiously, he examined the jar on all sides,
摇晃，然后出于好奇打开 shook it and then to satisfy his curiosity, pried it open.
令他惊愕的是，浓烟开始从瓶中涌出 To his amazement, a thick smoke began to billow forth
出于恐惧， from the vessel and in fear,
他把瓶子扔在地上， he dropped the jar to the ground,
但烟雾继续升起， but the smoke continued to rise,
变成模糊身影，模糊身影再变成实体 became a mist and the mist became a solid mass
显形成一个大精灵 in the shape of a great genie.
精灵凶神恶煞问候渔夫 The genie regarded the fisherman with a fierce look
说“我满足你三个愿望来报答” and said, "I will grant thee two wishes as a reward
“你放我自由” "for having set me free,
“但然后，因为这是我的本性，” "but then, because it is my nature,
“我肯定会杀了你” "I will surely kill thee."
渔夫知道不可能 Now the fisherman knew that it was impossible
和精灵争论，于是 to argue with a genie so instead,
他开始想第一个愿望 he began to consider his first wish.
他说出后一眨眼， He said it and in the wink of an eye,
他被传送到贵妇的卧室 he was transported to the noble woman's bed chamber
女人看起来在等着他 and the woman seemed to be expecting him.
你知道我会来吗？ Did you know I was coming?
我今早看见了你 I saw you this morning.
你看见我了？ You saw me?
你觉得我为什么做？ Why did you think I did it?
刚刚，我感觉你会回来 Just now, I had the feeling you'd be back.
我做的时候你做了吗？ Did you do it while I did it?
做了 Yes.
你想要我再做吗？ Do you want me to do it again?
渔夫继续雄起 The fisherman continued with strength
他从不知道他有这实力 he never knew he had.
女人她叫特丽波莉， The woman, whose name was Triboli,
激励他，并教授他如何舌战，吻她哪里 inspired him and she taught him how and where to kiss her.
再快 Faster
再猛 harder
再快 faster
再猛 harder
她甚至教他如何用丝绳 She even taught him the use of silk ropes
把她绑在椅子上，让他能欣赏她的春色 and had him tie her to a chair so he could see what she looked like
她让他进入她任何地方 And she let him enter her wherever he liked
然后他们做爱，一个姿势接一个姿势 Afterwards they made love first one way, then another
突然渔夫听见隔壁房间传来声音 Suddenly the fisherman heard a noise coming from the next room
我女儿们来了，你想见她们吗？ my daughters here, would you like to meet them?
我想 Yes I would
穿上这个在这里等 Put this on and wait here.
我会带她们来见你 I'll bring them to you.
女儿们，这是医生 Girls, this is the doctor.
现在我想要你们好好表现，做他告诉你们的任何事 Now I want you to be good and do everything he tells you.
渔夫不敢相信 The fisherman couldn't believe
有这等好事 how well things were working out.
你们哪一个是姐姐？ Well which one of you is older?
我是 I am.
你们叫什么名字？ What's your name?
我叫海伦娜 I'm Helena.
拉娜 Lana.
谁想先被检查？ Who would like to be examined first?
她想。她想 She would. She does.
哦，我们必须决定 Oh, we must decide.
我有个办法 I have an idea.
一只手里有粒药丸，另一只手空着 One hand has a pill, the other is empty.
挑 Pick.
这手 This one.
你赢了，脱衣服 You win, undress.
我们现在开始检查 We will begin the examination now.
如果你想做我的助手 If you want to be my assistant
你必须学会正确检查 you must learn to examine properly
用你的手指 Take your finger
摩擦这里直到它变硬 and rub here until it becomes hard
这是检查的唯一办法 it's the only way to examine
你想上就上了她们 Take them if you like
她们满十八岁了 They are over eighteen
渔夫尽情享福 The fisherman enjoyed himself to the fullest
直到终于精疲力尽，他闭上眼睛 until at last, exhausted, he closed his eyes
让自己睡去 and let himself drift into sleep.
他再次睁开眼睛时，他回到了海滩 When he opened them again, he was back on the beach
精灵站在他对面 with the genie standing over him.
明天见，精灵说，他一跺脚 Tomorrow, the genie said, and he struck
地面裂开 his foot upon the ground which opened
把他吞入又合拢 and swallowed him up and closed behind him.
渔夫再次孤身在海滩上 The fisherman was once again alone on the beach
现在他必须考虑他第二个以及最终的愿望 and now he had to think of his second and final wish.
告诉我是什么 Tell me what it was.
请陛下允许， With Your Majesty's permission,
我不知道 I don't know.
如果您允许我有一下午来回忆， If you would allow me the afternoon to remember,
我可以明晚告诉您 I could tell you tomorrow night.
每天晚上， Each night,
山鲁佐德给苏丹讲个新故事 Scheherazade told the Sultan a new story
每个故事她引出另一个故事的开头 and each story she told led to the beginning of another.
她讲故事总是在黎明结束 Her storytelling always ended at dawn
因为好奇想听下一个故事 and curious to hear the next tale,
苏丹一天又一天推迟她的死刑 the Sultan put off her execution from day to day.
她的想像力无穷无尽，她创造的 Her imagination was endless and her creations
经典人物包括阿拉丁， included the everlasting characters of Aladdin,
辛巴达和阿里巴巴和40大盗 Sinbad and Ali Baba and the 40 thieves.
于是阿里巴巴来到隐藏洞穴的岩石 And so Ali Baba came to the rock that hid the cave
说出咒语“香肠开门” and he said the magic words, "Open, open salame."
不 No--
在宁静的午后 In the quiet of the afternoon,
她创作出遥远国度的魔力故事 she invented her tales of faraway places and magic events.
芝麻 Sesame.
我喜欢这个，芝麻开门 I like that, open sesame.
她的故事之一讲述一个王子 One of her stories told of a prince
被赠予一件礼物，一匹纯金马 who was given as gift, a horse made of pure gold.
一下令，马就会起来载着王子 On command, the horse would rise and carry the prince
以光速到任何地方 anywhere and at the speed of lightening.
接近黎明时，这马终于 It was nearly dawn when the horse, at last,
降落到地面 descended on solid ground.
王子发现自己离家千里之遥 The prince found himself thousands of miles from home
身处一座宏伟宫殿的阳台上 and on the terrace of a magnificent palace,
在日本岛 on the island of Nippon.
微光中 In the dim light,
他找到楼梯下到一个房间 he found a staircase which led down into an apartment.
他在门口听 He listened at the door
然后小心进入房间 and then advanced cautiously into the room.
那里他看见一个绝色美人 There, he saw a beauty so extraordinary
他一见便爱上了 that he fell in love at first sight.
女人还在睡觉 The woman was still asleep
情不自禁 and not able to restrain himself,
他脱掉衣服 he slipped off his clothes
溜上她的床 and slipped into bed with her.
年轻王子非常小心掀开被子 The young prince moved the covers aside ever so carefully.
他看见她的胴体时 And when he saw her naked,
他色心大动忍不住 he was so overwhelmed he could not stop himself
爱抚她 from caressing her.
半醒的女人假装以为是在 The woman half woke and pretended the love making
跟她叫石堂的丈夫做爱 to be coming from her husband whose name was Ishido.
哦，石堂 Oh Ishido
石堂 Ishido
哦，糟了 Oh shit!
他逃脱了吗？ Did he escape?
明天说 Tomorrow.
在为苏丹所有之前 Before coming into the Sultan's possession,
山鲁佐德被一个巨商拥有 Scheherazade had been owned by a merchant prince.
跟着他，她两次横跨世界 With him, she had crossed the world twice,
从中国到地中海 from China to the Mediterranean
精通语言和数学 and had learned languages and mathematics.
她在中国居住一段时间钻研科学 She lived for a while in China where she studied sciences
然后在西藏她被传授了 and then in Tibet where she was taught
卡马秘术 the secret techniques of Kama,
印度的爱与欢喜神 the Hindu god of love and pleasure.
她记忆力极佳，她的故事 Her memory was perfect and her stories were
放飞幻想，细节融入亲身经历 flights of fantasy mixed with details of her experiences.
有时她的故事特别黄 Sometimes, when her tales were especially wicked,
她会利用苏丹宫廷的女子 she would use girls from the Sultan's court
肉身解惑 to illustrate a point.
有三个姑娘是朋友 Three of the girls were friends
对彼此有着特别情愫 and had felt certain feelings for one another.
一天下午，她们独处的时候 One afternoon, when they were alone,
她们吸食了只允许 they inhaled a substance that was allowed to be used
祭司独自享用之物 by the priests alone.
什么感觉很难解释 What happened is difficult to explain
经历许多阶段 and went through many stages.
在一个阶段 During one of these stages,
姑娘们感觉彼此热血沸腾 the girls felt very warm towards each other
想肌肤相亲 and wanted to touch.
首先行动的是塔玛拉 The first to move was Tamara
把手伸进卡拉的上衣 who slid her hand inside Kala's blouse
抚摸起她的乳房 and touched her breasts.
她们都感觉如梦如幻 They all felt dream-like
看起来是慢动作 and seemed to move in a slowed motion.
塔玛拉和卡拉开始亲吻爱抚 Tamara and Kala began to kiss and caress
马上，第三个感觉吃醋 and for an instant, the third felt jealous,
但然后卡拉转而亲吻她 but then Kala turned and kissed her
三个都倒在软席上 and all three fell back onto the soft cushions.
她们停止三体开始合体 They ceased to be three bodies and became
用嘴用感官用舌头用手指 all mouths and senses and tongues and fingers.
她们用手抱住彼此的头，犹如捧杯 They held each others heads in their hands like cups
长吸彼此的唇 and took long drinks from each other's lips.
她们吻到吻变成一种折磨 They kissed until kissing became a torture
她们的手指总是找得到孔窍 Their fingers always found an opening
孔窍主人会接纳它 and the owner would move to accept it
心甘情愿 willingly
她们身体没有被忽视的部分，全都逃不过吻 No parts of their bodies were ignored or escaped kissing
舌头代替手指 Tongues replaced fingers
两个玩弄一个 and two of them attacked one
彼此亲吻，轮流被玩弄 kissing each other and taking turns at arousing their victims
她们给她的快乐如此美妙 The pleasure that they gave her was so exquisite
几乎无法忍受 that it was almost impossible to bear
她尖叫为了有个尽头 and she cried out for it to end
为了永远没有尽头 and for it never to end
姑娘之一发现一个工具 One of the girls found an instrument
用在特别仪式上的 used in certain ceremonies
给它另一个好用途 and put it to another good use
三个姑娘如此迷失于彼此的身体 The three girls were so lost in each other
迷失于她们吸食的药物 and in the drug they had inhaled,
她们没有听见神庙守卫归来 that they did not hear the temple guards return.
姑娘们都被惩罚了 Each girls was punished.
之后这三个被驱逐 Afterwards, the three were banished.
第一个姑娘去了北方 The first girl went North,
第二个去了南方，第三个最年轻的 the second South and the third, who was the youngest,
顺着商路旅行到西方 traveled West along the caravan routes.
请我的君主恩准 With my Monarch's permission,
第三个姑娘的冒险 the adventures of the third girl
成了另一个故事 form the body of another story.
山鲁佐德把这个故事 Scheherazade saved the story
第三个最年轻的姑娘的故事留到最后 of the third and youngest girl for last.
她代之告诉苏丹更多金马的故事 Instead, she told the Sultan more about the horse
它能带主人到任何地方 that was made of gold and able to carry its rider anywhere
以光速 and at the speed of light.
在那种速度下 At that speed,
王子不仅可以逆时间 the prince was not only carried backwards in time,
还可以顺时间，他发现自己 but forwards as well and he found himself
在一个非常奇怪的地方 in a very strange place.
你穿成这样干什么 What are you dressed up for?
我总是这样穿 Well I always dress this way.
你是变态吗 Are you a pervert?
不，我想不是 No, I don't think so.
太糟了 That's too bad.
那要十法郎 It'll be 10 franks then.
一法郎是什么 What's a frank?
脱衣服我给你示范 Undress and I'll show you.
纳妮特 Nannette!
罗伯特 Robert!
见鬼 Oh Shit
别又来了 Not again
一天晚上，山鲁佐德亲自演示她的故事 One night, Scheherazade demonstrated her story herself
苏丹最喜欢这个故事 The sultan liked this story the best
完了吗 Finish.
明天说 Tomorrow.
大约是因为渔夫的故事 Somewhere around the tales of the fisherman,
苏丹完全失去了 the Sultan had lost all thought
结束山鲁佐德生命的想法 of ending Scheherazade's life.
他事实上爱上了她 He had, in fact, fallen in love with her.
在一千零一夜 Now, on this thousandth and first night,
山鲁佐德跟苏丹讲述了她最后的故事 Scheherazade told the Sultan her last story.
是关于第三个姑娘，她旅行到西方 It was about the third girl, the one who had traveled West
顺着商路 along the caravan routes.
这姑娘当然是山鲁佐德自己 This girl, of course, was Scheherazade herself
她跟苏丹讲她如何设法 and now she told the Sultan how she had managed
通过持续跟他讲故事保住自己生命 to save her own life by continuing to tell him stories.
她讲完后 When she finished,
苏丹注视山鲁佐德良久 the Sultan looked at Scheherazade for a long time,
微笑，然后问 smiled and then asked--
告诉我，那个山鲁佐德到底跟 Tell me, exactly what were these stories
苏丹讲了什么故事？ that Scheherazade told the Sultan?
我想全部听到 I want to hear them all.
我应该开始吗？ Should I begin?
开始吧。明天 Begin. Tomorrow.
山鲁佐德和苏丹大汗马上结婚 山鲁佐德成为新的正宫娘娘 他们的婚礼是小型的家庭婚礼