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翻译 iwanna 蜂蜜小熊 鸽子 多糖芋圆精
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翻译 冷乌冬 您今天吃了吗 多星人 蘑人啾啾
索菲·苏亚雷斯 你愿意嫁给我吗 Sophie Suarez, will you marry me?
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校对 蛋挞西瓜 蘑人啾啾 时间轴 iiichiii
-我愿意 愿意 愿意 -你去体育酒吧干什么 - Yes. Yes. Yes. - Why are you hanging out at a sports bar?
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我买下来了 我要把它变回同志酒吧 I bought it. And I'm gonna make it a gay bar again.
监制 蘑人啾啾
我能信任你会经营好这里吗 Can I trust you to run this place?
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你睡了我女朋友 You fucked my girlfriend,
却问我能不能信任我 and you want to know if you can trust me?
希望以后能补偿你 I hope I can make it up to you one day.
你这是破坏竞选 You jeopardized the campaign.
我很清楚 也很难过 I'm painfully aware of that fact.
安吉给我打电话了 Angie called me.
你是不是还有点 Is there a part of you
想要她 可以跟我说 that still wants her? You can tell me.
我想要你 还有她 I want you and her.
那你们现在是三人婚姻吗 So, you're a throuple now?
她是那种冰山辣妹 She's, like, a super cold hot lady.
知道还有谁也美吗 You know who else is hot?
-贝特·波特 -你不能否认 - Bette Porter. - You can't deny
她与众不同 that she's special.
-我只想你跟我说说话 -我无话可说 - I want you to talk to me. - I don't have anything to say!
凯莉向我求婚了 Carrie asked me to marry her,
-我答应了 -祝贺你 - and I said yes. - Congratulations.
你跟那个可爱男孩子 Have you told that sweet boy
说爱他了吗 因为他也爱你 that you love him yet? 'Cause he loves you, too.
你今天该去陪索菲 You should've been there for her today.
-她很需要你 -她知道我最近很累 - She really needed you. - She knows I'm fucking tapped out right now.
我已经付出很多了 I-I'm giving her all I've got.
你难过的是她要结婚了吗 Are you sad about her getting married?
对 我内心可能总多少有些希望 Yeah. A part of me always hoped that you two
你俩能重归于好 would get back together.
你别走 Please, don't go.
你真的有个好女儿 You have a really wonderful daughter,
我喜欢和她一起 and I love spending time with her.
杰夫·米尔纳将成为下任市长 Jeff Milner will be the next mayor.
-那是什么 -离婚协议 - What are those? - Divorce papers.
你他妈根本除了自己 谁都不会爱 You're incapable of loving anyone but your fucking self.
你努力和我前妻相处 You tried to make it work with my ex-wife
是因为你觉得我会开心 because you thought it would make me happy.
-我爱你 -只有我 - I love you. - Just me?
只有你 Just you.
-新粉丝吧 -对 我叫迈卡 - You must be a new fan. - Yeah. I'm Micah.
我是荷西的丈夫 I'm José's husband.
我怕事态困难的时候 她会离你而去 I'm afraid when things get hard, she's gonna leave you
因为她只懂这个 because, that's what she knows.
爸 我们很相爱 Dad, we love each other.
很幸福 And we're good together.
-你要告诉丹妮吗 -不 - Are you gonna tell Dani? - No.
-不会再发生了 -我们结婚吧 - It's never gonna happen again. - Let's get married.
你一直想去夏威夷 You've always wanted to go to Hawaii.
明天就去 We can go tomorrow.
我要回家了 回密苏里州 I'm going home. To Missouri.
今晚的航班 My flight's tonight.
你就是我命定的人 You're my person.
你是我的今日之光啊 You're, like, the best part of my day.
我爱你爱惨了 I love the shit out of you.
我也爱你 I love you, too, man.
我想当你老婆 I just want to be your wife.
不过我会一直陪着你 But I'll always be here for you.
欢迎登上 Welcome you to board
飞往堪萨斯城的直飞航班 our nonstop flight to Kansas City.
前往檀香山的1256次航班最后一次登机提醒 Final boarding call for flight 1256 to Honolulu.
我爱你 And I love you.
我非常爱你 I love you so much.
你来啦 There you are.
我的天 Oh, my God.
你真美 You look so beautiful.
你也是 很好看 So do you. You look amazing.
来吧 Come on.
首先 我知道在场的各位都跟我一样 Well, first of all, I know I speak for everyone in this room when I say
很高兴你们没在夏威夷结婚 that we are so happy you didn't get married in Hawaii.
因为要是错过这样美妙的时刻 就太可惜了 Because we would hate to have missed this magic moment.
我越了解索菲 The more I know Sophie,
就越欣赏她... the more impressed I am...
她慷慨 正直 by her generosity, her integrity.
你们都知道 我有多爱我的女儿 You all know how much I love mi hija.
我最看重的就是丹妮的幸福 The most important thing to me is Dani's happiness.
我要说... And I have to say...
我从没见她像今天这样幸福过 I've never seen her happier than she is today.
索菲... 欢迎你加入我们的大家庭 Sophie... welcome into our family.
-干杯 -干杯 - Brindemos. - Yay!
敬我的女儿 丹妮 还有我的新女儿 索菲 To my daughter, Dani, and my new daughter, Sophie.
祝你们幸福快乐到永远 May you find joy and happiness in one another forever.
-干杯 -干杯 - Salud. - Salud.
干杯 宝贝 Cheers, baby.
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Q世代 第二季 第１集
拉字至上
15小时前
是这儿吗 This it?
你好 Hello.
你好啊 What's up?
-你好吗 -很好 - How are you? - I'm good.
埃迪 Eddie.
我去 Shit.
是谢恩吧 Shane, right?
埃迪 Eddie.
-近来可好 -不错 - How you doing? - I'm good.
我们这儿都管你叫"埃迪崇拜者" We call you Wannabe Eddie around here.
行 那我就欣然接受了 Oh, yeah? All right, I'll take it.
-这狗不会让人过敏吧 -不会的 - Is Cujo hypoallergenic? - Oh, yeah.
-不会 不会的 -好吧 最好是这样 - He's good. He's good. - All right, he better be.
我要是打喷嚏了 你俩就都得滚出去 If I start sneezing, both of y'all can get the fuck out.
-来吧 -来吧 麦克 - Come on. - Come on, Mack.
天 我一直等着见你呢 Man, I been waiting a long time to meet you.
-是吗 -是啊 - Is that so? - Yeah.
我常听人说起你 I been hearing a lot about you.
大家总说你我除了肤色 哪儿都一样 People keep saying we're the white and black versions of each other.
那不就跟照镜子一样 Okay. So it's like looking in a mirror.
等下就知道了 Yeah, we'll see.
正好泰丝替我俩工作 Since Tess works for both of us,
我就想趁这机会见见你的庐山真面目 I figured it'd be a good opportunity to finally meet your ass.
-好吧 明白 -坐吧 - All right. Yeah. - Grab a seat.
希望不会让你失望 谢谢 Well, I hope I don't disappoint. Thank you.
-拭目以待吧 -你好 - Yeah, we'll see. - How you doing?
-你好吗 -你好 - How you doing? - What's up?
-交一万 -当然 - It's ten racks. - Yeah, yeah.
我们肯定会数的 We definitely gon' count it.
不数才是看不起我 Well, I'll be insulted if you don't.
帮我个忙 Do me a favor and,
-放规矩点 -我尽量 - just behave yourself. - I'll try.
好 开始吧 A'ight, we good.
好 Okay.
大家都清楚来这儿的原因 Everyone knows why we're here.
玩的是无限注德州扑克 It's no-limit Texas Hold'em.
-你好吗 -我很好 你好吗 - How you doing? - I'm good. How are you?
挺好 谢谢 Good, thank you.
你叫什么 What's your name?
-克洛伊 -克洛伊 - Chloe. - Chloe.
-克洛伊是吧 -克洛伊 - Chloe, huh? - Chloe.
克洛伊 克洛伊 你好 我叫谢恩 Chloe, Chloe. Hi, I'm Shane.
-很高兴认识你 谢恩 -很高兴认识你 - Nice to meet you, Shane. - Nice to meet you.
有什么需要就告诉我 You let me know if you need anything else.
-好 我会的 -谢谢 - All right, I will. - Thank you.
不客气 You're welcome.
好了 再见啦 Okay, bye, guys!
-爱你们哦 -再见 - Love you! - Bye!
华夫饼的事很抱歉 Sorry about the waffles.
在学校玩开心 Have a good day at school!
这人干什么呢 What is this person doing?
干什么呢 走啊 What are you doing? Move up.
走啊 傻逼 Move up, you motherfucker!
我很开心你能觉得我搞笑 Well, I'm glad you think I'm funny.
不... 不是啦 我在重看发给出版商的稿子 N... Oh, no, no. I was just rereading the draft I sent to the publisher.
也对 笑你自己写的笑话 Okay, yes. Laughing at your own joke.
-非常合理 -卵巢囊肿那章的标题 - Yes. That makes more sense. - Do we still like the title
"润滑油 咪咪和输卵管" "Lube, Boobs and Tubes" for the chapter
-现在听来还是很有才吧 -是啊 - on my ovarian cyst? Yeah? - Oh, yeah.
-当然 当然 -好的 - For sure. For sure. - Okay.
作为畅销书作家 And then when you're a best-selling author,
就能拥有自己的润滑油生产线了 you can have your own lube line.
-我觉得我们... -走啊 - I think we're... - Let's go!
现在考虑润滑油的事有点早了吧 kind of getting ahead of ourselves with the lube, but yeah.
这条道怎么一动不动 Why isn't this line moving?
因为这样事情就太简单了 Cause that would just be too easy.
死直女足球妈 快开车 Fucking hetero soccer mom. Go!
你知道什么好玩吗 You know what would be fun?
什么 What?
速战速决来一下 A real quickie.
-真的吗 -真的 - Really? - Yeah.
-就在车后面吗 -快去 - In the back? - Get back there.
-有小孩呢 -管他呢 - But the kids. - Who cares?
快 快 Go, go, go.
早上好 Morning.
你好 吉吉 Hey. Gigi. Hi.
你还这么喜欢在公共场合做爱啊 Happy to see you're still super into public sex.
等等 她是开玩笑 还是你一直都... Wait, is she kidding? Have you always liked...?
你想怎么样 What do you want?
我们复合吧 To get back together.
我开玩笑的 I'm kidding. I'm kidding.
开玩笑呢 I'm joking.
我是来送伊莱的班级小蛋糕的 I'm dropping off Eli's class cupcakes.
要我把你们那份也带进去吗 Do you want me to bring yours in, too?
完蛋了 Oh, fuck me.
-你忘了 -没错 - You forgot. - Yeah.
-我真忘了 -好吧 - I did. - Okay.
-我... -那我就... - I... - Well, I'll just...
让他老师切成两半好了 I'll have his teacher cut these in half.
我这儿有口香糖 You know what? I have gum.
-不错 -还有杏仁 - Oh, nice. - I have almonds.
不用了 谢谢 Uh, I'm good. Thank you.
-我就不打扰你们... -我是想帮帮忙 - I will let you guys... - Just trying to help.
继续车震了 get back to your car sex.
不过... 这后面空间挺大 You know... there's plenty of room back here.
装得下... It can easily fit... three.
三个人 three.
够了... Okay...
-不好笑 -是 - Not funny. - Yeah.
祝你今天过得愉快 Have a good day.
祝你们也过得愉快 Have a good day.
-她居然拿了两片 -她还朝我挤眉弄眼 - She took two pieces. Two! - She winked at me.
-烦死人了 -我们要拿她怎么办 - She's a real menace. - What are we gonna do about her?
在她耳朵里放个芯片 她靠近时能有个准备 Put a chip in her ear so we know when she's close?
不 她得找点事做 能让她专注的事 No, she needs a project. You know, something to focus on.
或者找个人陪 Or someone.
-没错 -她需要个女朋友 - Yes. - She needs a girlfriend.
没错 Yes.
让她去烦别人 Someone else's problem.
没错 Yes!
-天哪 -你看看 - Oh, my God. - Okay, see?
怪不得我这么爱你 你总有好主意 This is why I love you. Because you have the best ideas.
-确实 谢谢 -真的很棒 - I do. Thank you. - You really do.
我当然知道这个平台有多大 Of course I'm aware of what a huge platform it is
也知道这是个可以改变人生的机会 and what a life-changing opportunity it could be.
但我还想多方考虑一下 I'm just still weighing my options.
凯莉呢 Where's Carrie?
-马上就到 -好 - She's coming. - Okay.
她还在停车 She's just parking.
我... 我说了 我还没有最后决定 Well, as I... as I said, I haven't made my final decision yet.
还有别的事情得商量 Well, there are other things that we would need to discuss.
今天下午吗 This afternoon?
没问题 我今天下午应该能来 Uh, yes, I think I could come in this afternoon.
不如我给你发条短信 You know, wh-why don't I send you a-a text
告诉你我什么时候有空 with some possible times.
行 那就到时候再联系 All right. Yeah. And you can just get back to me.
太好了 到时候见 再见 All right, terrific. Till then. Bye-bye.
-抱歉刚在打电话 -没事 不用道歉 - I'm so sorry about that. - Please, don't apologize.
-贝特 -亲爱的 - Bette. - Honey.
-你好 凯莉 -很抱歉 - Carrie, hi. - I'm so sorry.
我开进车道的时候 划了你的信箱 I nicked your mailbox on the way up the driveway.
亲爱的 没那么严重 Honey, it's not that bad.
如果你有油漆 我就能帮你补一下 Listen, if you got some paint, I could touch it up for you, no problem.
-没事的 -真的很抱歉 - No. That's okay. - I'm so sorry.
-真没事 -对不起 - See? It's fine. - I really am.
那斜坡真难开 Man, that hill is a bitch.
确实 你不用带东西来的 Yeah, it can be. You didn't need to bring anything.
-我做了蛋饼 -太棒了 - I made a frittata. - How nice.
我团购了街边那家越南面包店的优惠券 I had a Groupon for this little Vietnamese bakery down the street. Yeah.
团购啊 Groupon.
-是 -东西很多 - Yeah. - Got a lot of stuff.
我都不知道是些什么东西 I have no idea what any of it is.
-好吧 -你有砧板吗 - Okay. - Do you have a cutting board?
-当然 -太好了 - Uh, yes, sure. - Great.
打电话的人听起来很强势啊 Whoever was on the phone sounded pretty aggressive.
是艾萨克·扎卡里安 Isaac Zakarian.
他想让我去他的画廊当总经理 Wants me to join his gallery as managing director.
-真的吗 -那是谁 - You're kidding. - Who's that?
他是位国际大富商 He's an international megadealer.
可以算是首富的那种大富商 I mean, pretty much the biggest in the world, right?
确实 That he is.
贝特以前说他是亚美尼亚恶魔 Bette used to refer to him as the Armenian devil.
这话是不是有点种族歧视 Oh, isn't that a little bit racist?
我好像从没说过这话 I don't think I ever said that.
没错 就是这种话 Yeah, well, that's the kind of thing
会让你输掉选举 你知道吧 that could've cost you the election, you know?
但我没说过... Yeah, but I never said it, so...
你一定很伤心吧 就这样输了 I mean, that must've been horrible for you, losing like that.
遇到这种事情 会有什么感受 I mean, what that must've been like for you,
我简直无法想象 I can't even imagine. Right?
怎么了 亲爱的 What, honey?
不是... 自从希拉里输了 No, I just... Since Hillary lost,
我总会想这种事 you know, it's all I think about.
想到输掉选举的女性 真不公平 These women losing elections. It's not right.
谁又想输呢 Well, nobody likes losing.
我就是个典型的失败者 Actually, I'm a pretty good loser.
毕竟公设辩护人嘛 You know, public defender and all.
尽力而为 然后向前看 I give it my best, and then I move on.
有好用点的刀吗 这把有点钝 Do you have a better knife? This one's kind of dull.
-有 -安吉知道我们来了吗 - Sure. - Um, does Angie know we're here?
我告诉她了 I told her.
安吉 Hey, Angie?
我觉得你们可以开始了... I think, you know, you guys should start, so...
这样安吉会好受点 Be easier for Angie.
安吉好受还是你好受啊 Yeah, easier for Angie or easier for you?
宝贝 Honey.
你来了 There you are.
很高兴见到你 Good to see you.
-我也是 - 宝贝 - It's good to see you, too. Hi. - Hi, sweetie.
很高兴见到你 Good to see you.
是有人死了吗 Did someone die?
没有 No.
我就说她会这么想吧 I told you she was gonna think that.
-是啊 她真这么说 -我一字不差吧 - I know. She said it. - I said it word for word.
-是啊 -没什么事 - You said it. - No, everything is fine.
我们只是想和你谈谈我们的婚礼 We just want to talk to you about our wedding.
是 我们在考虑早点举行 Yeah. We're thinking of doing it kind of soon.
好 Okay.
那是甜甜圈还是... Is that a doughnut or...?
算是吧 但中间有肉 Kind of. But there's meat in the middle.
我做了你最喜欢的蛋饼 你想吃吗 I made your favorite frittata if you want it.
太好了 我两个都要 Great. Awesome. I'll have both.
所以我们... 打算今年夏天在棕榈泉举行婚礼 So, we're... We're thinking about doing it this summer in Palm Springs.
是的 Yep.
晚上还会有送鸡肉和华夫饼的卡车 And we're gonna have a chicken and waffle truck at the end of the night,
你的朋友都能来参加 so all your friends can come.
你想请谁都行 Anyone you want.
-你没事吧 -没事 - You okay? - Yeah.
-我... 挺好的 -很好 - Yeah, I'm... okay. - Good.
-我就说她会很高兴吧 -好吧 - Look. I knew she'd be excited. - Okay.
对吧 Right?
我知道有些突然... It's a lot, I know. It's just...
也没那么快 It's not too soon, just,
你是第一个知道的 um, that you're the first to know.
-没错 就我们三个知道 -她们希望这样一起告诉你 - Yeah. Just the three of us. - They-they wanted to tell you all together.
你两个妈妈和我 就像神勇三蛟龙[喜剧电影] Right. Your moms and me, like the Three Amigos.
你不用一下子全部接受 You don't have to take it all in at once.
不... 不是这个意思 No. No, no, no. No, that's not it.
只是觉得... 怪怪的 我就要... You know... it's just weird that I'm gonna...
见到凯莉的家人了 meet Carrie's family
却还没有完全了解... 我的另一面 before I know anything about this other, like... big part of me.
-哪一面 -什么意思 - What part of you? - What do you mean, sweetie?
就是 ... 我的捐赠人 Um... you know, uh, my donor.
你不是说他是你朋友吗 I thought you said it was a friend of yours.
他不是朋友 He wasn't a friend.
我只是认识他而已 He was just someone that I knew,
我们也说好了 安吉18岁之前 and we had an agreement that he would remain anonymous
-他不会露面 -他是贝特认识的艺术家... 对 - until Angie turned 18. - He was an artist that Bette knew and... Yeah.
-你知道的 -我知道... - You knew that. - Yeah, I know, I know.
但我还是想多了解自己一些 but I still want to know more about who I am.
当然 当然 Of course, of course.
但如果你的好奇持续到... But, you know, if you still feel that way...
-你18岁 -你18岁的时候 - When you're 18. - when you turn 18, right,
那时我们就不会阻止你了 then we wouldn't stop you.
可你现在还没到18岁 But, um, you're not 18 yet.
还有一年 It's just one more year.
安吉 我之前做过一次基因测试 You know, Angie, I did one of those DNA tests
从嘴里取样 把样本寄出去 where they swab your mouth and you send it away
就能了解到自己的遗传谱系 and they tell you all about your ancestry, you know?
结果 Turns out
我是个百分百的爱尔兰人 这我不惊讶 I'm a hundred percent Irish, which was not a shock.
但没想到我在佛罗里达还有很多表亲 But I, uh, I found a whole lot of cousins down in Florida.
他们对我都挺好 All of them were so kind to me.
其中有个人开了家摩托艇店 One of them owns a Jet Ski store. Right?
佛罗里达好多名人都去过他的店 And he had every famous person in Florida there in the store,
甚至还有奥巴马 even had Obama.
他有张照片 是他搂着奥巴马 He has a picture like this with his arm around Obama.
-是吗 -我听说奥巴马也有10%爱尔兰血统 - Yeah? - Who I heard is ten percent Irish,
说不定我们也是表亲呢 which means we could be cousins.
你想想 Think about that.
这... 这也太酷了 我能做吗 That's-that's... that's cool. Can I do that?
不行 No.
亲爱的 让我和你妈妈谈谈... You know what, sweetie? Why don't you let me and your mom...
我们吃完饭就讨论 we'll talk about it after we eat.
-没问题 -那就谈谈吧 - Yeah, sure. - Let's just talk about it.
好 不是什么大事 Sure. It's not a big deal either way.
就是 反正... Just, you know...
你们看 Look at this.
切得好漂亮 Look, it's cut so nicely.
-还很白嫩 -很白嫩 - It's so doughy. - So doughy.
她做的吗 Did she make them?
-真厉害 -不是 - It's impressive. - Well, no, actually.
她团购买的 She-she had a Groupon.
真没想到 Who knew?
好了 All right.
宝贝 早饭想吃什... Hey, babe, what do you want for break...
不 不... 迈卡呢 Oh, no, no, no, no. Where's Micah?
他应该在这儿帮你的 He's supposed to be helping you with all this.
他去健身房了 说马上回来 He went to the gym. He said he'd be right back,
但已经有一会儿了 but it's been a minute.
你说能不能让我爸一个人坐角落里 Do you think my dad can just sit at a table in the corner by himself?
没关系 努涅斯 会很完美的 Whatever, Nùñez. It's gonna be perfect.
之后我们就去你家在奥哈伊的的房子... 'Cause after, we're gonna go to your family's house in Ojai...
一整天光着身子 and be naked all day.
我们现在就逃走吧 Maybe we should just run away now.
不 不 No, no, no, no, no.
我就想看这些人感动的眼泪 No, I want to make these people cry.
所以别搞砸了 So don't fuck it up.
糟了 我得... 我得走了 Oh, shit. Uh, I got to... I got to run.
丹妮在找我 她以为我在健身房 Uh, Dani needs me. She thinks I'm at the gym.
你听到了吗 我得走了 Did you hear me? I got to go.
-你说什么 -我说我得走了 - What'd you say? - I said I got to run.
我什么时候还能再见到你 When am I gonna see you again?
我不知道 I don't know.
好吧 Okay.
我也想和你一起去参加婚礼 I wish I could come to the wedding with you.
你穿那套西装肯定很好看 You're gonna look so fine in that suit, too.
我... 我也希望你能来 Oh, I wish... I wish you could, too.
其实你可以来 I mean... I mean, you can.
-但你不能 所以... -我知道 - But you can't, so... - I know.
我很快就会离开他了 I'm gonna leave him soon.
只是离婚需要点时间 有点复杂 It's just, it takes time to get out of a marriage, you know? It's complicated.
我知道的 只是... Yeah. Yeah, it just, uh,
只是感觉你搬回去和他住以后 it just feels like it's gotten more complicated
事情变得更复杂了 since you moved back in with him.
他是我丈夫 我得给他一个真正的机会 He's my husband. I had to give him a real chance.
我得走了 I got to go.
太精彩了 各位 Great show, everybody!
今晚很尽兴 谢谢大家 Good night! Thank you so much!
谢谢 谢谢大家 Thank you! Thank you!
-多棒的观众啊 -干得好 - What a fantastic audience. - Good job, good job.
天啊 这节目真精彩 Oh, my God, what a good show.
玛格丽特·曹[演员]的经纪人一直打给你 Oh, Margaret Cho's agents keep calling.
她想上节目 我正在处理 She wants to be on the show. I'm working on it now.
好 Great.
-天啊 -怎么了 - Oh, my God! - What?
你要结婚了 You're getting married.
-天 你别再这样了 -我... 就喜欢你逗你玩 - Oh, God, you've got to stop doing that. - I like fucking with you.
-给你 -谢谢 - Here you go. - Thanks.
你的头发 太好看了 我喜欢这颜色 Oh, your hair. You look amazing. I love the color.
谢谢 我们小组的人 Thanks. Well, this focus group couldn't tell the difference
都分不清我和贝蒂·怀特 所以... between me and Betty White, so...
我就想做点改变 I thought I should make a change.
-是 -所以我换发型了 - Right. - And I did.
你是有事找我... Did you need to see me, or...?
对 又是出书又是节目 Yes. So, between the book and the show,
-我忙不过来 -的确 - I'm swamped. - Right.
公司还想让我在这季节目加入新的单元 And the network wants me to do a new segment on the show this season.
-好吧 我能怎么帮忙 -他们希望... - Okay, how can I help? - So they want kind of a...
像"车上卡拉OK"[综艺节目] 但更严肃点的 Oh. Like a Carpool Karaoke but with more gravitas.
所以 类似"车上卡拉OK"加... So, like, Carpool Karaoke meets...
-"勒戒"[真人秀]吗 -不 就像... - Intervention? - No. Like...
就像艾伦秀的教师有奖问答 加 uh, like, Ellen's teacher giveaways meets,
升级版奥普拉访谈 然后像"车上卡拉OK"一样容易洗脑 like, Oprah 2.0 meets the viral nature of Carpool Karaoke?
能来两杯我们喜欢的咖啡吗 Hi. Can we get two coffees but the way we like them?
-没问题 -谢了 - Sure. - Thanks.
鼓舞人心 但不无厘头 还要有趣 So uplifting but not silly, and interesting enough
让大家愿意观看和分享 对吧 for people to watch and share, right?
对 但还得有"艾丽丝"的视角 Right. But through the "Alice" lens.
好吧 应该不用明说"酷儿"吧 Okay. I didn't think I had to say "queer".
不能说得这么明显 但是... Well, I don't think we can explicitly, but...
你不说我就不说 Right. I won't tell if you won't.
我准备招个高级制作人来做 So, I was gonna hire a new senior-level producer to do this.
但在我对外招聘前 想把这个机会给你 But, before I do that, I would like to offer you the job.
什么 真的吗 What? For real?
你又有纪录片的背景 Well, between your documentary background
来做这个节目以后又学了很多东西 and everything you've learned since you came to work on the show,
我觉得你能做好的 I think you could do it.
到时候工作量很大 I mean, it would be a fuck-ton of work,
-但是... -我... 简直受宠若惊 - but... - I mean, I'm just... I'm so flattered.
好啦 你再想想 这是个大决定 Well, think it over. You know, it's a big decision.
-高付出 低回报 -好吧 - Long hours, shitty pay. - All right.
-别夸张了 -考虑一下吧 - Don't oversell it. - Think about it.
想好了告诉我 Okay? Let me know.
在那之前... 你的西装 And until then... your suit.
业里顶尖订做 Tailored by the best in the biz.
真的谢谢你 Thank you so much again.
服装部没必要为我这么做 但我很高兴你们帮我 Wardrobe department did not need to do this. But I'm so glad you did.
你这不快要结婚了 这是件大事 Yeah, you're getting married. It's a big deal.
-来给你们 -谢谢你 - Here you go. - Thank you.
谢谢 Thanks.
天啊 太难喝了 Oh, my God. That's awful.
我想芬利了 I miss Finley.
你不想她吗 Don't you miss Finley?
没了她我有点失落 I just feel a little lost without her.
她总是能猜到我想要什么 Like, she always anticipated my needs, you know?
她一直都如此 She used to do this thing.
我上台前她都会说 "要有自信 宝贝" Before I went onstage, she'd be like, "Eye of the tiger, baby,"
用手指当枪 我很喜欢 with finger guns and stuff. I loved it.
我心情不好的时候她会给我唱 She'd sing it if I was having a really bad day.
-听起来就像是芬利会做的 -她会唱... - Yeah, that sounds like Finley. - Yeah, she'd be like...
要有自信... 你知道怎么唱的 Eye of the ti... Well, you know how it goes.
你说她还会回来吗 没有一点可能吗 You don't think she's coming back? There's not a chance or anything?
没有 她不会回来了 Yeah, no. She's not coming back.
她要留在堪萨斯城 She's staying in Kansas City, forever.
既然如此 我以后都改喝茶了 Well, I'm gonna have to switch to tea if that's the case.
我要回去工作了 I'm-a get back to work.
你去吧 Okay.
还要来一杯吗 Would you like another coffee?
不了 我才喝完你给我的那杯好喝的咖啡 Oh, gosh. You know, I just finished that delicious one you made me last.
你可以帮我拨下莎拉·芬利的电话吗 Um, but can you get me Sarah Finley on the phone?
当然 Yeah. For sure.
谢了 Thanks.
昨天的 Yesterday.
你一定要做 我也去做 You've got to do it. I'll do it, too.
说不定我也有个出名的表亲呢 I mean, maybe I have a famous cousin out there or something.
-贝特不可能让我做 -为什么 - There's no way B will let me. - Why not?
-因为这是凯莉的主意 -别告诉她 - 'Cause it was Carrie's idea. - Mm, just don't tell her.
我可以现在就带你去拿一套测试盒 I'll take you to Target and get you a kit, like, right now.
你认真的吗 Are you kidding?
对不起 Sorry.
如果发现我背着她去了 她会伤心的 If she found out that I went behind her back, she would just be so upset.
你也可以再问问她 给她点时间 Well, maybe just ask her again, give her some time.
不 她不需要时间 No, she doesn't need time.
-她需要心境稳定剂 -天啊 - She needs a mood stabilizer. - Jesus.
凯莉一直都是她自己 我妈她非常生气 Carrie was just being Carrie, and my mom was so annoyed.
你觉得她是嫉妒了吗 Do you think she's, like, jealous?
我没觉得 I don't think she's jealous.
我觉得让凯莉成为家人是有点吓人 I think the idea of adding Carrie into the family is scary.
但... 总之 贝特不怎么高兴 But... whatever. B was not happy.
真糟糕 安吉 That sucks, Angie.
确实 Yeah.
凯莉多不错啊 Carrie's, like, kind of the best.
是可以 She kind of is.
只是没人支持我 No one agrees with me on this!
她们来了 So they came over.
她们来了 她还撞到我的邮箱 They came over, and, um, she ran into my mailbox.
-不 -怎么了 好吧 - No. - Why? Okay.
凯莉就是最糟心 Carrie is the fucking worst.
她觉得什么都是玩笑 Just, like, just everything is a fucking joke to her.
很遗憾 贝特 I'm sorry, Bette.
-凯莉需要明白什么 -谢谢 - You know what she needs to realize? - Thank you.
她一定是最不适合当家长的那种人 That she's at the bottom row of the parenting pyramid,
-像我一样... -没错 - like I am. It's just... - Exactly.
-是吧 -当然 - You know? - Exactly.
抱歉 我收到一大堆工作邀请 谢谢 I'm sorry. I'm getting bombarded with job offers. Thank you.
因为你很优秀 人尽皆知 Well, that's because you're the best and everybody knows it.
谢了 我就是不明白 我怎么这么心烦 Thank you. I just don't know why it annoys me so much.
我能理解 I do.
可能因为她们俩在一起 I think it's because their togetherness
只强调了我是一个人 just highlights the fact that I'm alone.
蒂娜有了凯莉 能让她开心 I mean, Tina has Carrie, and she makes her laugh.
她很幽默 然后我... She's all jokey. And I have...
我谁都没有 只会孤独终老 that's right. I have no one. I'm gonna die alone.
-好了好了 -才不会呢 - Mm, come on. Come on. - No, you're not. No, no.
知道你为什么不会孤独终老吗 You know why I know that's not gonna happen?
因为你有安吉 Because you always have Angie.
你们俩就是 Yeah. You two could be like
-当代的... 灰色花园 -有什么不好 - The Grey Gardens...of this generation. - What's wrong with that?
[贴身记录杰奎琳·肯尼迪母女生活的纪录片]
-太乱了吧 -不过 - That's so messed up. - But, I mean,
你们的房子更豪华 也没有浣熊 in a much better house. Less raccoons, obviously.
[影片中有两人喂浣熊的场景]
也更干净 Cleaner, for sure.
但说真的 我有多大的可能性 But, really, what is the likelihood that I'm gonna be able
能找到一个既符合我的标准 to find someone who meets all of my criteria
又能融入我和安吉生活的人 and fits into my life with Angie?
标准 天啊 Criteria? Jesus.
当然有标准 Yeah, criteria.
说实话 我有点好奇你的标准是什么 Actually, I am kind of curious. What's your criteria?
她必须有自己的孩子 Um, well, she'd have to have kids of her own.
最好是 Ideally.
既不能结婚 也不是直女 And, um, not be married or straight.
还要有自己的工作 And have a job.
肯定的 Obviously.
不 不是工作 No, not a job.
事业 她要有自己的事业 A career. She'd have to have a career.
还要对自己的工作很上进 和我一样 Needs to be as passionate about her work as I am about mine.
-不可能 -你真这么觉得吗 - No way. - Are you sure about that?
-当然 -不 - Yeah. - No.
你一直想要的都是那种贤妻良母型的 No, you've always kind of wanted more of, like, a wifey wife-wife kind of type.
不是 No.
没关系 你只是想找个能替你处理烦心事的人 It's okay. You just want somebody to deal with the stuff you can't be bothered with.
谁在意 Who cares?
-我的天啊 -怎么了 - Oh, my God. - You all right?
-你还好吗 -怎么了 你哽住了吗 - What? Are you okay? - What's wrong? Are you choking?
我认识一个你的理想型 I have the perfect person for you.
-真的吗 -别让她坑了你 - Really? - Oh, God. Please, don't let her set you up.
因为她 我三十岁生日 That's how I spent my 30th birthday
是和八个嬉皮士在蒙古包里过的 with eight hippies in a fucking yurt.
你当时明明很喜欢 Okay. You loved it.
-听我说 -不 我没有 - Listen to me. - No, I didn't. What?
谢恩 如果她明天之前能找到那个人 Shane, if she finds someone by tomorrow,
你就不用在丹妮和索菲的婚礼上做她的女伴 you don't have to be her date at Dani and Sophie's wedding.
你去试试也无妨 I mean, you could give it a chance, right?
谁知道爱转角会遇见谁呢 I mean, you never know where love's gonna turn up.
-就在你身边 -到处都可能 - It's all around you. - It's everywhere.
想当年 有人抛掉博物馆的工作 Back in the day, whenever somebody left a museum job
转而当个艺术品商人 to become an art dealer,
我们常说 "他们弃明投暗了" we used to say, "They've gone over to the dark side."
这话说得有点太过简单化了吧 That's a little overly simplistic, don't you think?
或许有一点 Maybe. A little.
贝特... So, Bette...
你20年前在加州艺术评议会做的事 what you were doing at CAC almost 20 years ago,
结合艺术与社会活动 combining art and social activism,
当时没人那么做 obody was doing that back then.
你倡导过的那些问题 现在你应该也还关心吧 I assume you still care about those issues you championed?
我不知道有没有注意 我参加了市长精选 I don't know if you were paying attention, but I ran for mayor.
-我还给你投了票 -胡说 扎卡里安 - And I voted for you. - Bullshit, Zakarian.
你可以回去做博物馆馆长 All right, look, you can go back to being a museum director.
我知道你收到了很多工作邀约 I know you've had a lot of offers.
你也可以每隔几年办一次展出 And you could mount a show every couple of years
逐渐向有色艺术家的方向倾斜 that moves the needle incrementally for artists of color.
你也可以加入世界上最大的美术馆 Or you could join the biggest art house in the world
代表几十位边缘艺术家 and represent dozens of marginalized artists
还能用第一年的薪水 就还清竞选的债务 and pay off your campaign debt the first year of your contract.
我完全可以生气 You know, I could be a little irritated that,
你目光短浅 只把我和有色艺术家捆绑在一起 in your myopic vision, you've somehow associated me solely with BIPOC artists,
事实上在过去的20年里 我和很多主流艺术家都共事过 when, in fact, I've worked with pretty much every major artist for the last two decades.
但我只想说 你们代表了三位有色艺术家 But, instead, I will simply point out that you represent exactly three artists of color.
这也是我需要你的理由 Which is another reason I need you.
那些边缘化的艺术家 I mean, those marginalized artists are suddenly
突然在艺术圈里风头无两 the hottest commodity in the art world.
而我第一次发现 And I find, for the first time in my career, that, uh,
我落后于时代了 I'm behind the curve.
所以我会满足你的薪资要求 So I will meet your salary demands.
等等 你不是要...虚报低价来羞辱我吧 Wait. You're not gonna... You're not gonna insult me with a lowball offer?
此外 和有色艺术家有签约奖金 Plus, a signing bonus for all your BIPOC artists.
不 No.
我签下没个艺术家 都要有奖金 Signing bonuses for all artists I add to the roster.
成交 Of course.
还有10%的销售额 Plus ten percent of sales.
行 就这么定了 All right. We have a deal.
-完美 -好 - Wonderful. - All right.
扎卡里安先生 加州艺术评议会的丹尼尔·卡茨在线上 Mr. Zakarian, I've got Daniel Katz from the CAC on the line.
不错 Excellent.
-替我向他问好 -我会的 - Well, tell him I said hello. - Yes, I will.
你的办公室在最前面 Oh, uh, your office is straight ahead.
别拘束 Make yourself comfortable.
混蛋 Asshole.
贝特·波特 总经理
卡尔 不 你太客气了 Oh, Carl. No, you're too much.
贝特·波特 总经理
我... 放在了第二章 It was... No, I put it in the second, uh, chapter
因为我真的笑尿了 cause I did pee my pants, really.
我知道 我的父母... 对 I-I know. And my parents... I know.
没错 这我干了几个月了 Yeah, I've been working on it for months.
好笑吗 Oh. Hilarious?
这是出版商 他们喜欢这本书 It's the book publisher. They love the book.
天啊 Oh, my God.
是吗 你想提前出版时间 Really? Oh, you want to move up the publishing date?
好 Okay.
好极了 对 That sounds fantastic. Yeah.
可以 好 All right. Okay.
可以 向你妻子问好 再见 Okay. Love to the wife. Bye-bye.
天啊 艾丽丝 Oh, my God. Holy shit! Alice!
对 他们喜欢我的书 Yes. They love the book.
抱歉 Sorry.
他们会派最好的编辑来帮我按时完成 Um, yeah, they're gonna send their best editor to help me get it done in time.
他们想改动很多吗 Well, do they want a lot of changes or something?
不 不 他们只想要印刷前再最终确认一次 No, no, no, no. They just want to make, like, a last pass before it goes to print, you know?
我等不及要买一本了 I can't wait to buy my copy.
还有好消息 我找过芬利了 Oh, more good news. I spoke to Finley.
她说如果我需要她 她会回来 She said if I needed her, she'd come back.
什么 她应该待在堪萨斯城 What? No, she's supposed to stay in Kansas City.
我知道 但我说我们都很想她 她... No, I know, but I said we both missed her, and she'd...
等等 你做了什么 Wait, you did what?!
-我只是... -不 不 - I just, uh, well, I... - Um, no, no, no.
你... 就跟她说 她不能回来 You just... you got to tell her that she can't come back.
她不能回这里 She cannot come back here.
到底怎么回事 Okay, what's going on?
大伙儿都看着我们 Everyone's looking at us.
好吧 过来一下 Um, all right, just come on.
-所以... -所以... - So, um... - So...
芬利... 和我... Finley... and I...
我们... 你懂的 we, um... you know.
-我们... -做了吗 - We... - Did it?
是 Yeah.
你们... 什么时候... When did you... when did you guys...?
就我们上季杀青的时候 Just, uh, when we wrapped last season.
天啊 Oh. Fuck.
没错 在休息室里 Yeah, in the green room.
我还在那沙发上打过盹儿 Oh. I nap on that couch.
就是... I mean, it was...
这种事... 只有一次 Look, it was a... it was a one-time thing.
它也不代表什么 And it didn't mean anything.
虽然... 它真的很美妙 And, I mean, it was... it was fucking amazing.
我不需要... Well, I don't need the...
-细节 -她走了之后就结束了 - details. - But she's gone and it's done.
-行 -丹妮也不知道 - Okay. - And Dani doesn't know.
现在我觉得该告诉她 And now I think that I should've told her.
你说我该告诉她吗 Well, do you think that I should tell her?
我... 我会把它留在过去 I... uh, I would leave it in the past,
只专注于未来 and I would just focus on the future.
-对 对 -没错 - Right. Right, right, right. - Yeah.
不 我不能这样 No. No, I can't do that.
我不能瞒着她 和她结婚 I can't marry her and not tell her.
我就去婚礼彩排晚宴 然后告诉她 Well, I'm just gonna go to our wedding rehearsal dinner, I'm just gonna tell her.
-好 和我刚刚说的相反 -对 - Okay, so opposite of what I just said. - Yeah.
-你好 -谢谢 - Hi. - Oh, thank you.
你来啦 There you are.
抱歉我迟到了 Hey. I'm sorry that I'm late.
你太美了 Wow. You look so beautiful.
你也是 Um, so do you.
很好看 You look amazing.
-走吧 -好 - Shall we? - Yeah
来吧 Come on.
不敢相信我们明天要结婚了 Can you believe we're getting married tomorrow?
新娘来了 Oh, here comes the bride.
得跟你聊聊 Need to talk to you.
好 等我一下 Uh, yeah, just give me a minute.
亲爱的 Ay, mi cariño.
过来 过来 Come here. Come here.
请 Please.
首先 我知道在场的各位都跟我一样 Well, first of all, I know I speak for everyone in this room when I say
很高兴你们没在夏威夷结婚 that we are so happy you didn't get married in Hawaii.
结婚 Getting married.
你要结婚了 You're getting married.
索菲 欢迎你加入我们的大家庭 Sophie, I want to welcome you into our family.
干杯 Salud.
太好了 This feels too good.
我去去就回 I'll be right back.
-你跟他说了 -对不起 - You told him? - I'm sorry.
丹妮无法容忍欺骗 你我都知道 Cheating is a deal-breaker for Dani. You know this. I know this.
你必须告诉她 You have to tell her.
我也想 但是... I want to, but...
但是什么 如果你爱她 就应该... But-but what? If you love her, then I-I think you have to...
我爱她 你知道的 You know I love her. You know that.
你必须告诉她 You have to tell her.
-我会的 -什么时候 - I will. - When?
我不知道 Uh, I-I don't know.
我... 我觉得你必须在婚礼前告诉她 I-I... I-I think you got to do it before the wedding.
好 我保证 Yes, okay? Yes, I promise.
我向你保证 我会告诉她 I promise you that I will tell her.
-可以了吗 -好 对不起 - All right? - Okay. Okay, I'm sorry.
告诉我什么 Tell me what?
是这里不好吗 Is it the place?
是这里吗 太正式了吗 Is it the place? Is it too formal?
不 这里很好 No. No, it's fine.
不不 不好 No, no, it's not. It's not.
真的 没事 Really, it's fine.
-让我补偿给你 -什么 你不需要... - Let me make it up to you. - What? You don't have to do...
你不需要补偿我什么 真的不用 You don't have to make up anything. It's fine.
今晚你想出去吗 Do you want to go out tonight?
-什么意思 -比如... - What-what do you mean? - Like...
我们自己过我们的单身派对 Like, we could throw our own bachelorette party or something.
只有我俩吗 Just you and me?
对 我们可以... 喝得酩酊大醉 Yeah, we can... we can, uh... we can get shit-faced,
再跳会儿舞 and we can dance a little bit.
在洗手间的隔间做爱 We can fuck in a bathroom stall
-像第一次那样 -不 - like we did when we first met. - No.
没有人在听 No one's listening.
-好 -好吗 - Yeah. - Yeah?
好 我喜欢 Yeah. Yeah, I'd love that.
-太好了 -好 - Yes. Okay. - Okay.
走吧 Come on.
了解你的遗传谱系
-你美呆了 -谢谢 - Hi. You look amazing. - Thank you.
我要出去一下 I'm just going out for a little while.
艾丽丝有个朋友 然后我要... Alice has a friend, and I-I'm gonna just...
我只是去 Well, I'm just gonna spend
-你是说相亲吗 -对 - You mean like a blind date? - Yeah.
可能会是场灾难 我不知道 但是... I mean, it might be a disaster. I don't know, but...
安吉 你妈妈和我讨论过了 Angie, your-your mom and I discussed it,
-我们... -我可以先说吗 - and we were... - Can I say something first?
-当然 -对不起 - Oh, of course. - Sorry.
-不 继续 -所以... - No, go ahead. - So...
只是因为我好奇我的捐赠者 just because I am curious about my donor
不代表我觉得他是我爸 doesn't mean that I think he is my dad or anything.
那个词听着都不对劲 Like, that word doesn't even sound right.
-你是我妈妈... -我知道 我知道 - You're my mom, and... - I know. I know that. I-I know.
我知道你可能很难接受... And I get that it might be hard for you...
-不不 -我只是想让你知道... - No, no, no, no. - I just want you to know...
不... 不是这个意思 It's not.... No, no, no. It's not that.
不是那样的 我不难接受 只是.. It's not that at all. It's not hard for me at all. It's just, um...
我们答应过他 他不用露面 we promised him that he could remain anonymous.
这是我们的承诺 We promised him.
所以我们才有了你 And he gave us to you
那个时候 女同性恋很难有孩子 At a time when it was difficult for us, as lesbians, to have children.
-我知道 -我们应该尊重这一点 - I know. - Yeah, and I think we need to honor that.
好 Okay.
我知道了 I get it.
好了 All right.
怎么了 What?
你... Do you...
我也不想一直否定你 但是蒂娜和我都认为 I hate to sandwich a no with a no, but T and I don't think it's a good idea
基因检测不是个好主意 for you to do that genealogy test.
那些公司会收集你全部的信息 Yeah, just those companies, they collect all your data.
-我知道你已经长大了 -是 - And-and, I mean, I know you're a young adult. - Right.
但你还没满18岁 But you're not 18 yet.
我们觉得你可以再等等 这样会更好 And-and we would just feel more comfortable if you waited, okay?
-行 知道了 -好 - Yeah. Sure. Of course. - Good.
好 不知道我会不会很晚回来 All right. Well, God knows I won't be out late.
有什么需要就给我打电话 So just call me if you need anything.
-爱你 -我也爱你 - Love you. - I love you, too.
穿这条裙子能看到我内裤吗 Can you see my underwear in this?
-看不到 -好 - No. - Okay. All right.
很好 Good.
再等我20分钟 Yeah, yeah. Just give me 20 minutes.
要排队啊 不然你想让我怎么做 泰丝 Tess, there was a line. What do you want me to do?
想吃东西吗 You want to eat?
没有 我给你买了素食 Yeah. No, and I got you the vegetarian one.
好 行了 Okay. All right. Yeah.
再等我20 最多25分钟 Just, yeah, give me 20, 25 at most.
好 Okay. All right.
克洛伊 很高兴认识你 整晚都在想你 我也是 今晚过来吗
你好克洛伊 Hi, Chloe.
克洛伊 很高兴认识你 整晚都在想你 我也是 今晚过来吗 你会在吗 在
天啊 God.
不是吧 Shut the fuck up!
你好 我很抱歉 Hey. I-I... I-I'm sorry.
-其实我有... -这也太好了吧 - Actually, I have a, um... - This is too good.
娜特和艾丽丝也太搞笑了 Nat and Alice are legitimately hilarious.
-是吗 -可不是嘛 - Are they? - Uh, yeah, they are. They are.
应该吧 你美极了 I mean, I think so. You look amazing.
这是汤姆·福特牌的吗 Is this Tom Ford?
-谢谢 是的 -很性感 - Thank you. Yes. Yeah. - It's hot.
听说这里的扇贝很好吃 一起吃吗 I heard the scallops are amazing. You down to share?
当然 Sure. Yeah.
给你 Here you go.
我希望你不介意 I hope you don't mind.
别上当 阿曼达 Don't fall for it, Amanda.
都晚上10点了 你怎么还戴太阳镜 It's 10 p.m. Why do you have sunglasses on?
拜托 是她老公 一定要是她老公 Oh, please, it's the husband. It's always the husband.
我可没看三小时的"法律与秩序" No, I was not watching three hours of SVU.
那样太疯狂了 That would be a crazy thing to do.
我今天度过了满是性爱 丑闻和悔恨的一天 Well, I had a truly insane day full of sex, scandal and regret.
你嘉宾是谁啊 Oh, who was your guest?
我说的是我的员工 Oh, no, that was just my staff.
想喝点酒吗 Do you want some wine?
当然 来点吧 Oh, yeah. Love some.
有贝特的消息吗 Did you hear from Bette?
我完全忘记了 Oh, my God, I totally forgot.
-我可没忘 -是吗 - Oh, well, I didn't. - Did you?
-吉吉给我发消息了 -怎么样 - I heard from Gigi. - And?
她给我发了些表情 不知道什么意思 Okay. She texted me some emojis, which are unclear,
应该进展得不错 but I think that means it's going well.
那我们明天是不是就不用见到吉吉了 Oh, my God, do you think this means we're not gonna have to see Gigi tomorrow?
-希望如此吧 -那就太棒了 - One can only hope. - That would be amazing.
行了 一起看剧吧 All right, let's see this show.
让我看看在宣传什么 Let me see what all the hype is about.
超好看 It's so good.
她总是穿皮夹克吗 Does she always wear a leather jacket?
-是的 -她好严肃 - Of course. - She's serious.
这是谁 Who's that?
我不知道 I don't know.
不知道吗 你不是一直在看吗 You don't know, and you've been watching this whole time?
就是这集才出现的人 Just some bitch on this episode.
-我今天很想你 -我也想你 - I missed you today. - I missed you.
真的吗 You did?
-今天过得怎么样 -很好 - How was your day? - Great.
-现在很好 -是吗 - Great now. - Yeah?
娜特 Nat?
娜特 Nat.
我的天 Oh, my God.
-什么 我没有... -别说了 - What? I wasn't... - No.
别... 跟着我 Look... No. Don't follow me.
我没睡着 我只是在闭目养神 I wasn't asleep. I was just resting my eyes.
-别 -我眼皮累了 - No! - I have heavy lids.
我终于上了冲浪板 So, I finally get on the paddleboard.
在上面待了30秒 I'm up maybe 30 seconds,
然后嘭的一声摔下来 摔惨了 and then, bam, I go down hard.
人仰马翻 板在我上面 Like feet over head, board over me.
他们还派人来救我 They send someone over to save me.
那个女人再也没给我打电话了 The woman never called me again.
你呢 最糟的一次约会是什么样的 So how 'bout you? What's your worst date?
天啊 Oh, gosh.
我都记不得 I don't even remember.
少来了 Oh, come on.
贝特·波特不会有糟糕的约会吗 Bette Porter doesn't go on bad dates?
这次约会可以放轻松啦 Takes the pressure off this one, I guess.
说实话 我只是... Uh, well, in all honesty, I just...
很久没约会过了 I haven't been on a date in a long time.
我觉得... 约会这件事 I think... I guess I find the whole concept
有一点... 可悲 just a... a little sad.
是这样啊 Okay.
我个人认为 这是有用的一步... I personally find it to be a useful step in the process of...
能让你更加了解 I don't know, getting to know someone
想要再继续相处的人 或者... you might like to spend more time with, or...
不 我不是这个意思 No, that's not what I meant.
我懂你意思 洛杉矶是个充满... Look, I completely get it. L.A. is filled with...
我日 靠 Oh, fuck. Oh, fuck. Fuck. Fuck.
是这样的 Okay, here's the deal, all right?
那是蒂娜 我前妻 凯莉 她未婚妻 That's Tina, my ex, Carrie, her fiancée.
我不喜欢她 她们这个夏天就要结婚了 Not a fan. They're getting married this summer.
-好了 -看这是谁啊 - Okay. - Look who it is.
-想不到啊 -你们好 - Imagine this. - Hi.
-你好 -你好 - Hi. - Hello.
你们好 这是... Hey. Hi. This is, um...
-艾丽丝安排了... -你们好 我是吉吉 - You-you know, Alice had this... - Hi. I'm Gigi.
很高兴终于见到你了 Nice to finally meet you.
很高兴认识你 这位一定是凯莉吧 Nice to meet you. And you must be Carrie.
-是的 -常听贝特提起你 - Yes. - I've heard so much about you.
是吗 贝特跟你说的我的事 Oh, really? Anything Bette's told you about me is
都将成为呈堂证供 subject to cross-examination.
开玩笑的 我知道我们都是一队的 I'm kidding. I know we're all part of the same team.
-哪一队啊 -洋基队 - What team is that? - Yankees.
永远的 非它不可 All the way. Yankees or die.
我听说这个地方很棒 Well, I hear this place is great.
是的 记得点扇贝 烤得正好 It is. Get the scallops. They are perfectly seared.
不了 我受不了扇贝的口感 Ooh. No, I got a texture thing with scallops, honey.
我真吃不下去 No can do. I can't, no.
那就留给大人吃吧 Well, save 'em for the grown-ups, right?
-祝你们用餐愉快 -你们也是 - Well, enjoy your dinner. - You, too.
-你也是 -好的 - You, too. - Okay.
我真想跟你告白了... Okay, I would say I love you...
但我还没有很了解你 but I don't really know you that well.
不 大胆说吧 No, go ahead, say it.
娜特和艾丽丝会很高兴的 Nat and Alice would be thrilled.
她说的是什么话 What the hell is she talking about?
"那就留给大人" 把我当成什么人了 "Save 'em for the grown-ups." What does she think I am?
你人呢 亲爱的 Where are you, honey?
-我来了 -来吧 - I'm coming. - Go ahead.
看到她俩在一起会难受吗 Does it hurt to see them together?
抱歉 你不用回答 I'm sorry. You don't have to answer that.
最开始 我也见不得娜特和艾丽丝在一起 It was hard for me, at first, to see Nat with Alice.
和一个人一起生活过 一切结束后 You make a life with someone, and when it's over,
你就仿佛在黑暗中打转 it's like you're spinning in the dark.
我只是觉得... I just really thought that...
最开始 她离开的时候 Well, at first, when-when she left,
我以为 我以为蒂娜只是需要一点空间 I thought, uh, I thought Tina just needs some space, you know?
她长大之后 几乎一直绕着我转 I mean, she's spent practically her entire adult life in my orbit.
她可能只是需要点时间 多考虑下自己 She probably just needs to be front and center for a while.
但是之后... But then, um...
你以为她会回到你身边 You thought she'd come back to you.
凯莉在朝这边看呢 她看着气坏了 Carrie's looking over here and she looks pissed.
我不想再抱怨了 但这里 Now, I don't want to complain again, but here.
他们这字体也太小了 亲爱的 They make the font so small, honey. Look.
得靠你念给我听了 You're gonna have to read it to me,
我根本看不清 'cause I can't even read it.
要是我看不清盘子里的菜 And if I don't know what's in the dish, sweetie,
-你知道会怎么样 -怎么样 - you know what's gonna happen? - What?
-我会胃食管反流 -你每次都这么说 - I'm gonna get reflux. - You always say this.
我知道 但我总得点点啥吧 I know, but I'm gonna order something,
我会胃食管反流 整晚都毁了 I'm gonna get reflux. Gonna ruin my whole night.
你觉得贝特还好吗 Do you think Bette's okay?
-贝特 -对 - Bette? - Yeah.
不 我觉得她不太行 No, I don't think she's okay.
我觉得她还爱你 I think she's in love with you.
不 她才没有 No, she is not.
不 她爱你 Yes, she is.
她和那个漂亮女人坐在一起 I mean, she's sitting with that beautiful woman,
但她却只是望着这边 看着你 and all she can do is look over here and stare at you.
你觉得她漂亮吗 Do you think she's beautiful?
客观评价上 大众眼光来看 Objectively, in, like, a common kind of way, I guess.
是的 是漂亮的 Yes, I guess I could say so,
但比不上你 but, honey, she's no you.
这点请相信我 Trust me on that one.
而且 如果你想点扇贝 And, listen, if you want to order the scallops,
我绝对愿意尝尝 I'll totally try the scallops.
还记得我们在墨西哥 你骗我吃生鱼 Remember when we were in Mexico and you got me to eat that raw fish?
你说 "这是酸橘汁腌鱼 谁知道它是生的" You said, "It's ceviche. Who knew that was raw fish?"
-确实 -那个我很爱吃 - Yeah, I did. - I loved that.
我不知道为什么我这么快就妥协了 I don't know why I'm so quick to just throw things away,
你懂我意思吗 you know what I mean?
如果你想点扇贝 我一定会吃 If you want the scallops, I'll do the scallops.
我觉得你很美 I think you're beautiful.
-是吗 -嗯 - Yeah? - Yeah.
你能这么说真好 That's a nice thing to say.
我爱你 I love you.
我也爱你 I love you, too.
她们肯定又在谈论我们 They're definitely talking about us again.
真的吗 Really?
过来 Come here.
我们... 等等 真的要这样吗 Oh, we're... Wait, we're really doing this?
嗯 没错 Yeah. We're doing this.
你可真是个淘气鬼 You're very naughty.
你在笑什么 What are you laughing at?
没什么 没有 你真的很兴奋 Nothing. No. You're just, you're so excited,
我都快跟不上你了 I can barely keep up with you.
谁能想到扑克这么好玩呢 Who knew poker would be so fun, huh?
-确实很有趣 -没错 - It is fun. - It is.
我很喜欢 看到你开心我也高兴 I love that. I love seeing you happy.
谢谢 Thank you.
请 女士优先 Oh, ladies first, please.
-买入 -一万对吧 - Buy in. - Yeah, it's ten, right?
对 Yup.
埃迪 怎么了 Eddie, what's going on?
-今晚有牌吗 -没有 - Is there a game tonight? - Nah.
今晚没有 谢恩 你要不先坐下 Not tonight. Shane, why don't you sit down.
不 没事 我可以站着 No, I'm okay. I think I can, I can stand.
你就坐下吧 Man, sit your ass down.
你 你坐下吧 You should, you should sit.
好的好的 我坐下 泰丝 All right, all right, all right. I'm sitting, Tess. Jesus.
行吧 All right.
谢恩 你知道我为什么开扑克局吗 Shane, do you know why I started this poker game?
-不知道 -因为我想要有个地方 - No. - Because I wanted a place
让黑人女同能够前来 for Black lesbians to be able to come,
破除偏见 和谐相处 kick it and just vibe.
主要是因为西好莱坞都是你们这样的人 Mainly because y'all take up a lot of space in WeHo.
那种狄娜·肖尔[美国女歌手]式风格不适合我们 That Dinah Shore shit is not for us,
我也不喜欢你们的音乐 and I don't fuck with your music.
太难听了 It's wack.
我想做的只是把我们的世界合二为一 What I wanted to do was sort of bring our worlds together.
允许你们来到我们的地盘 So by allowing you to come into our space,
我以为你会对我的地盘表示尊重 I assumed you'd be respectful of my house.
你对我好像有所误解 Uh, okay. I, um, I think you lost me.
你想上我老婆 You tried to fuck my wife.
我也是这反应 That was my reaction, too.
抱歉 等等 克洛伊 I'm sorry. Hold on. Chloe.
我完全不知道她是你老婆 I had no idea she was your wife.
真的 她什么都没说 Truly, she said nothing.
这些话她没必要告诉你 She don't really have to say anything to you.
她想上谁就上谁 She can fuck whoever she wants.
我跟你说过放规矩点 I told you to behave yourself,
现在沟通的桥梁已经毁了 and now the bridge has been burned.
我不能再让你来这里在我们的游戏之夜里耀武扬威 All right? I can't have you coming in here trying to colonize our game night.
你们滚出去 再也别回来 You got to get the fuck out of here and never come back.
好 那我要拿回刚刚为今晚付的钱 Okay, I'd just like the money that I just passed off for the night.
一万不会还你 10K is gone.
这就算是赔款吧 We just gonna call it reparations.
挺公平的 行吧 That's fair. Yeah. Okay.
-我们走 -抱歉 - Let's go. - My apologies.
-我完全不知道 -抱歉 - I had no idea. - I'm sorry.
-道歉我收下了 -走吧 - Yeah, I-I receive that. - Go.
好了 我走 All right, I'm going.
抱歉 埃迪 Sorry, Eddie.
上帝保佑你 God bless.
你也是 You, too.
-操 -我的天 - Shit. - Oh, my God.
我靠 泰丝 我对天发誓 Jesus Christ. Tess, I swear to God,
我完全不知道那是她老婆 I had no idea that was her wife.
-我知道 -我对你发誓 - I know. - I swear to you.
-请你相信我 -我知道 我知道 - Please trust me. - I know. I know.
我靠 你真该看看你现在的表情 Oh, my God, you should've seen your face though.
什么 我 What? Me?
-你还是看看你自己的吧 -才不是 - You should have seen your face! - No!
别说我 明明是你 Don't put that on me. You're projecting.
我得跟你说件事 I-I have to tell you something.
好吧 Okay.
艾丽丝今天说要给我升职 Alice offered me a promotion today.
太棒了 宝贝 恭喜 That's great, baby! Congratulations!
我知道 但任务很繁重 I know. It's-it's a lot of work though
还要担不少责任 所以... and a lot of responsibility, so...
我相信... 你绝对能处理好的 I have... I have no doubt that you can handle it.
但我们不是要组建家庭吗 Yeah, but we want to start a family.
你怀孕的话一定很可爱 You're gonna look so cute pregnant.
我靠 Oh, God.
但我不想一心二用 But I don't want to do both.
好吧 那就告诉她吧 宝贝 Okay. Well, then tell her, baby.
感谢她信任你 告诉她目前的情况下 Thank her for believing in you, and tell her that right now
不符合你自己的人生计划 it just doesn't fit in with your plans.
我们的人生计划 With our plans.
我想和你生孩子 I want to have babies with you.
你一定会是有史以来最棒的妈妈 You're gonna be the best mama ever.
我的天 Oh, my God.
我昨晚做了个超怪的梦 I had the weirdest dream last night.
是什么 What?
-说吧 -我不能告诉你 - Say it. - I-I can't tell you.
别这样 是什么 告诉我 Stop it. What? Tell me.
等等 等等 是春梦吗 Wait, wait. Was it a sex dream?
详细告诉我 我的天 Tell me everything. Oh, my God.
我要听细节 I want every detail.
梦到贝特·波特了 About Bette Porter?
我知道 I know. I know.
我知道 我知道... 很奇怪 但... I know, I know, I know. It-it... it's weird, but I...
我觉得这个梦是有原因的 I feel like it happened for a reason.
-好吧 -就是 - Okay. - I think it was, like,
好像我的潜意识希望我告诉你 my subconscious trying to tell me to tell you
我为她工作的时候 对她动心了 that-that I had a crush on her when I worked for her.
虽然没有别的意思 A-And even though it doesn't mean anything,
但我觉得应该在结婚前告诉你 I just thought you should know before we got married, you know?
就... 就只有这样 只有动心 I mean, is-is... is that all? Just a crush?
当然 天啊 Of course. Oh, God, no.
什么事都没有 Nothing happened.
-我不可能那么对你 -是 - I-I would never do that to you. - Yeah.
我绝不能接受出轨 Cheating is, like, deal-breaker shit.
我绝不会出轨 就是这样 No, no. I would never. That'd be it.
-对 -否则就玩完 - Right. - Like, we'd be done.
这种事可没有挽回的余地 Like, there's no coming back from that.
我知道 我听到了 No, I-I hear, I hear, hey, I hear you.
-是吗 -听得很清楚 - Yeah? - Loud and clear.
好 Okay.
我爱你 你知道吧 I love you. You know that?
我爱你 I love you.
我们走吧 Let's get the fuck out of here.
宝贝 Yes, baby.
你来解扣子 I'll let you unbutton.
没什么用 过来 It just doesn't work. Come here.
当时非常糟糕 It was a total disaster.
后来蒂娜和凯莉来了 Until Tina and Carrie showed up.
不是吧 No.
天 吉吉做什么了 Oh, God, what did Gigi do?
她其实挺好的 She was, she was great, actually.
我想也是 她很擅长随机应变 Oh, I bet she was. Yeah, she's great in crisis.
-是啊 -没错 - Yeah. - Sure thing.
我去... I'm just gonna...
不 等等 贝特... 你们来电了吗 No, wait, Bette, hol... Did you, did you guys hook up?
-别说了 -怎么样嘛 - Stop it. - Yeah, wait, what happened?
-有进展吗 -没有 - Yeah, like, like, anything? - Nothing.
接吻... Kissing or...
-我们要听细节 -...指交之类的 - We want details. - ...fingering or anything?
是接了吻 Okay. We kissed.
-什么 -是 有点... - What? - Yes, it was...
尴尬 对吧 是有点尴尬吧 Okay, awkward, right? Kind of awkward, you guys?
是你要介绍我们认识的 You were the one who introduced us.
我知道 但是吧 I know, but you know.
现在我们有共同点了 Now we share something in common.
-有点... -对 - It's just... - Yeah.
-真的有 -你要不要... - We really do. - Did you want to...
-我要... 我马上回来 -要来签名吗 - I got to... I'll be right back. - Do you want to sign it?
天 真不知道这些东西该怎么写 God, I never know what to write in these things.
你还好吗 You okay?
还好 有点事要处理 Yeah, I got to take care of a thing.
你有埃迪的消息吗 So, have you heard from Eddie?
她不接我的电话 She is not exactly answering my calls.
认真的吗 Are you serious?
是 Yeah.
泰丝 抱歉 我... Tess, I'm sorry. I...
我知道你喜欢那儿的工作 真对不起 I know you loved working there. I really am sorry.
差不多吧 Something like that. Yeah.
告诉我 Tell me.
我不是喜欢 是需要 有区别的 I didn't love it, I needed it. There's a difference.
那我补偿你吧 Well, let me make it up to you.
没关系 你不欠我什么 It's okay. You don't owe me anything.
你们俩怎么了 So what's going on with you two?
你好吗 How you doing?
-不错 -我们走 - Good. - Let's go.
好吧 All right. Okay.
你不想说 行吧 You want to be quiet about it. I get it.
你要来吗 Are you coming?
谢谢邀请我 Thank you for inviting me.
我收到你短信了 没事吧 Hi. I got your text message. Is everything okay?
没事没事 都挺好的 Uh, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. Uh, everything's great.
你今天真好看 Oh, you look incredible, by the way.
-谢谢 -没事 - Thank you. - Yeah.
-我没告诉她 -天啊 好吧 - And, uh, I didn't tell her. - Oh, God. Okay.
-幸好 -你不会告诉别人吧 - Thank God. Yeah. - And you'll never tell a soul, right?
当然不会 No. Never. Never. No.
我恐怕不能接受你给的工作机会 And I think that I can't accept your job offer.
我们想组建家庭 We just, we want to start a family.
好 Okay.
我明白 没事 Yeah, I mean, I get it. Sure.
好 Yeah.
你还好吧 Are you okay?
还好 Yeah.
谢谢你 Thank you.
一会儿见 I'll see you down there.
好 Okay.
-好 -好 - Yeah. - All right.
我们坐哪儿 So, where are we sitting?
给你留了个位置 Uh, I saved you a seat right here.
-娜特呢 -你背后 - Oh, where's Nat? - Right behind you.
她在跟谁说话 那是谁 Who is she talking to? Who is that?
可能是宴会负责人吧 Probably a caterer.
她总喜欢交新的朋友 所以... She always zeros in on a freshly passed app, so...
那看来是很不错的朋友吧 Well, those must be some pretty good apps, then.
-是吗 -她们看起来还挺投缘的 - Really? - Well, I mean, just seems like they're hitting it off, that's all.
谢恩 帮我拿一下 Okay. Shane, will you hold these?
能帮我拿点零食吗 Yeah, can you grab me one of those snacks?
-盘子里的 对 -零食 - On a plate? Yeah, yeah, yeah. - The snacks?
好 借过 抱歉 Okay. Excuse me. Sorry.
-天... -借过 借过 - Oh, my God... - Excuse, excuse, excuse, excuse.
但我们已经过了 But we got through it.
婚礼快开始了 我们应该... Um, the wedding is about to start. So we should...
好 玛丽莎 这是我女朋友艾... Okay, great. Um, Marissa, this is my girlfriend A...
-什么 -我在说 - Do what? - Uh, I was just saying
这是我女朋友艾丽丝 这是玛丽莎 that this is my girlfriend Alice, and this is Marissa.
我喜欢你的节目 Love your show.
非常感谢 Thank you so much.
玛丽莎正在和我讲她的丈夫 Uh, Marissa was just telling me about her husband
和女朋友 and her girlfriend.
-好 -对 - Okay. - Yeah.
是 我们也和她前妻试过这种三人关系 Yeah, we tried the whole throuple thing with her ex-wife.
-娜特跟我说了 -不太好 - Nat was telling me. - Yeah, it was no good.
-有些时候 -就是... - There were moments. - It was, um...
-起起伏伏吧 -只能说 - Yeah, highs and lows. - I would say
没那么好吧 it wasn't that great.
结局不太好 结果很糟糕 It didn't end well. It ended poorly.
-很高兴认识你 -很高兴认识你 - It was nice meeting you. - Oh, yeah, nice meeting you.
-幸会 -是 - Really nice meeting you. - So, oh, yeah.
-她不错 -现在... - She's nice. - At this time...
-是 -...希望所有来宾 - Yeah. - ...we'd like to ask all guests
都请就座 to please be seated.
她正要说有意思的事情呢 You know, she was actually bringing up something kind of interesting.
是吗 Was she?
-晚点再说吧 -好 - We can talk about it later. - Yeah.
好吧 Okay.
你真美 You look so beautiful.
深呼吸 Just breathe.
我们要结婚了 We're getting married.
欢迎 Welcome.
谢谢大家和我们一起 参加... Thank you all for joining us as we celebrate...
我好爱你 I love you so much.
-...丹妮和索菲的婚礼 -你知道的 - ...Dani and Sophie. - You know that, right?
-当我看到她们的爱... -打扰一下 - When I look around at the love that... - Hello?
糟了 Oh, shit.
-我可能需要你送我回去 -什么 - I might need a ride home. - Wait, what?
你在干什么 What do you think you're doing?
-抱歉 -她要做什么 - Sorry. - What is she doing?
我好像知道 I think I might know.
我... I...
天啊 我... 我爱你 Oh, boy. I... I love you.
我一直都爱着你 I think I've always loved you,
我不希望你还不知道就结婚 and I just didn't want you to get married without all that information.
如果你没有同样的感受 And if you don't feel the same way,
我可以立马就走... I'll leave right now and, you know...
这故事以后讲出去也不错 不过... this will be a great story to tell or something. But...
我真的爱你... I do love you. So...
我相信你也爱我 I'm pretty sure you love me, too.
索菲 怎么回事 S-Sophie, wh-what's going on?
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索菲 她在说什么 Sophie, what is she talking about?