1 00:00:02,321 --> 00:00:04,794 Mom, I swear, it was Aunt Maureen. 2 00:00:04,876 --> 00:00:07,479 Aunt Maureen would never hike up her skirt in public. 3 00:00:07,556 --> 00:00:09,461 She would after half a gallon of eggnog. 4 00:00:09,605 --> 00:00:12,285 Richard, who was the one who got drunk at our Christmas party 5 00:00:12,351 --> 00:00:14,866 and hiked up her skirt in front of the Town and Country photographer? 6 00:00:15,256 --> 00:00:16,762 I’m sorry, did you say something? 7 00:00:16,895 --> 00:00:17,766 I don’t know about you, Mom, 8 00:00:17,842 --> 00:00:19,744 but I’ve never felt so fascinating in my entire life. 9 00:00:19,898 --> 00:00:21,751 I’m so sorry I’m late. Hi Grandma, Hi Grandma. 10 00:00:21,843 --> 00:00:24,043 - Hello Rory. - Oh, now he closes the paper. 11 00:00:24,140 --> 00:00:26,343 Hey, Mom, I stopped by the bookstore on the way here. 12 00:00:26,465 --> 00:00:27,865 - You got them? - I got ‘em! 13 00:00:28,048 --> 00:00:28,740 Got what? 14 00:00:29,021 --> 00:00:30,923 Rory and I are starting to plan our Europe trip. 15 00:00:31,006 --> 00:00:32,793 The day after graduation, we are gone. 16 00:00:32,900 --> 00:00:34,530 Well, that sounds very exciting. 17 00:00:34,791 --> 00:00:36,108 Lorelai, what are these? 18 00:00:36,211 --> 00:00:37,056 Those are guidebooks. 19 00:00:37,193 --> 00:00:38,678 "Europe Through the Backdoor. " 20 00:00:38,956 --> 00:00:41,739 "The Rough Guide to Europe. " What kind of guidebooks are these? 21 00:00:41,830 --> 00:00:42,753 The cheap kind. 22 00:00:42,881 --> 00:00:45,678 They have all the good information about backpacking and staying in hostels. 23 00:00:46,452 --> 00:00:48,495 Backpacking and staying in hostels? 24 00:00:48,594 --> 00:00:50,115 Who’s backpacking and staying in hostels? 25 00:00:50,248 --> 00:00:50,971 We are. 26 00:00:55,040 --> 00:00:57,605 - No, you’re not. - What a ridiculous thought. 27 00:00:57,711 --> 00:01:00,064 We are. We’re going to backpack around Europe. 28 00:01:00,177 --> 00:01:03,080 Yes, I know, it’s fun to tease your grandmother, dear. 29 00:01:03,260 --> 00:01:05,352 They’re going to backpack across Europe, Richard. 30 00:01:05,505 --> 00:01:06,743 I heard, sounds delightful. 31 00:01:06,898 --> 00:01:08,031 Perhaps we should join them. 32 00:01:08,292 --> 00:01:11,484 That sounds wonderful. Tomorrow I’ll go out and buy some cutoffs. 33 00:01:12,580 --> 00:01:13,903 Guys, we’re not kidding. 34 00:01:14,742 --> 00:01:17,294 You’re telling me you’re seriously going to traipse across Europe 35 00:01:17,356 --> 00:01:19,123 with your possessions strapped to your back 36 00:01:19,195 --> 00:01:20,701 and sleep in a room with thirty other people? 37 00:01:20,819 --> 00:01:22,088 - Yes. - No. 38 00:01:22,232 --> 00:01:23,601 - Grandpa. - It’s not safe. 39 00:01:23,809 --> 00:01:25,869 I forbid it. Call our travel agent. 40 00:01:26,007 --> 00:01:27,678 But we want to be spontaneous. 41 00:01:27,838 --> 00:01:30,608 Jump a train to Paris, head off to Spain. 42 00:01:30,701 --> 00:01:32,012 Oh no, it’s raining in Spain. 43 00:01:32,094 --> 00:01:34,078 But since the rain in Spain stays mainly in the plain... 44 00:01:34,180 --> 00:01:36,029 - Looks like Italy for us! - Mamma mia! 45 00:01:36,121 --> 00:01:39,334 You can still travel around aimlessly and stay in a decent hotel. 46 00:01:39,457 --> 00:01:40,466 We wanna do it cheap. 47 00:01:40,579 --> 00:01:41,742 - We’ll pay. - No. 48 00:01:41,855 --> 00:01:43,530 Grandma, it’s going to be fun, really. 49 00:01:43,633 --> 00:01:44,857 Kids do this all the time. 50 00:01:44,923 --> 00:01:46,947 Yes, but you’re not a kid, you’re a grown woman. 51 00:01:47,337 --> 00:01:50,041 What are people going to think when they see a grown woman bunking down 52 00:01:50,108 --> 00:01:51,516 with a bunch of twenty-year-olds? 53 00:01:51,608 --> 00:01:54,581 Well, if the twenty-year-olds are cute, they’ll probably think, "Lucky!" 54 00:01:54,883 --> 00:01:57,348 Grandma, don’t be upset. It really is going to be great. 55 00:01:57,548 --> 00:02:00,878 What’s so traumatic about a night without a bed anyway? 56 00:02:01,180 --> 00:02:05,380 My survey shows those who have had the opportunity to be a refugee for a night 57 00:02:05,519 --> 00:02:08,608 have their perspectives broaden and actually enjoy the experience. " 58 00:02:08,741 --> 00:02:11,806 Richard, this book is encouraging them to sleep in a park like a squirrel. 59 00:02:11,903 --> 00:02:12,922 It’s okay, Mom. 60 00:02:13,071 --> 00:02:15,652 My first trip to Europe, I went to Paris and stayed at the Ritz. 61 00:02:15,750 --> 00:02:17,528 I tell you what, if it’ll make you happy, 62 00:02:17,650 --> 00:02:19,536 we’ll go to Paris and eat out of their dumpster. 63 00:02:20,011 --> 00:02:23,125 Downloaded from www.opensubtitles.org 64 00:03:17,815 --> 00:03:20,857 All of this goes in there. Let’s move, we’re getting backlogged. 65 00:03:21,102 --> 00:03:23,218 Tom, I brought over the nails you asked for. 66 00:03:23,285 --> 00:03:24,749 Good. Get the guy’s lunch orders, will ya? 67 00:03:24,837 --> 00:03:25,591 Already done. 68 00:03:25,704 --> 00:03:28,131 You’re a good kid, Dean. You hardly bug me at all. 69 00:03:28,367 --> 00:03:29,131 High praise. 70 00:03:29,229 --> 00:03:30,663 Yeah, yeah, go, get the food. 71 00:03:30,945 --> 00:03:32,911 - And don’t forget the pickles. - I wouldn’t dare. 72 00:03:33,050 --> 00:03:36,467 Oh, what do I gotta say to get this crap inside where it belongs? 73 00:03:36,738 --> 00:03:39,725 You got a language I’m not privy to? ‘Cause I’m a fast learner. 74 00:03:39,838 --> 00:03:41,801 Dean-o, Dean-o, Dean-o. 75 00:03:42,097 --> 00:03:45,658 If you grow any taller, I’m gonna have to get myself some mountain climbing equipment. 76 00:03:45,772 --> 00:03:48,497 You’re getting dangerous to even walk near, you know that, Patty. 77 00:03:48,584 --> 00:03:49,716 I’ve been told. 78 00:03:49,844 --> 00:03:51,003 You looking for Mr. Doose? 79 00:03:51,116 --> 00:03:53,482 Oh, precious, no. I’m just looking. 80 00:03:56,136 --> 00:03:58,288 Okay. Well, enjoy. 81 00:03:58,375 --> 00:03:59,681 Oh, I always do. 82 00:04:02,587 --> 00:04:04,639 - Move. - What? Oh, sorry. 83 00:04:05,418 --> 00:04:06,315 - What’s that? - It’s nothing. 84 00:04:06,414 --> 00:04:07,345 - You reading? - It’s nothing. 85 00:04:07,545 --> 00:04:10,118 - I never see you reading. - Will you just... I read. 86 00:04:10,240 --> 00:04:11,767 - What are you reading? - I read, I read. 87 00:04:11,885 --> 00:04:14,216 - What do you read? - Invoices, expiration dates. 88 00:04:14,396 --> 00:04:15,358 I stand corrected. 89 00:04:16,224 --> 00:04:19,660 "Hidden Romantic Gems of the Restaurant World. " Well, well, well. 90 00:04:19,729 --> 00:04:21,444 I would like my property back, please. 91 00:04:21,511 --> 00:04:23,212 - Planning something special? - No, nothing special. 92 00:04:23,274 --> 00:04:25,666 I’m just taking Nicole to dinner on Friday and I wanna find a place. 93 00:04:25,789 --> 00:04:27,189 - A place you don’t normally go to? - Yes. 94 00:04:27,279 --> 00:04:28,310 So a special place. 95 00:04:28,403 --> 00:04:30,748 Will you stop saying that word, please? And yes. 96 00:04:30,883 --> 00:04:31,824 Find anything good? 97 00:04:31,937 --> 00:04:33,823 Every single description in here talks about tablecloths 98 00:04:33,884 --> 00:04:35,548 and dish design, nothing about the food. 99 00:04:35,759 --> 00:04:37,404 You are really going through an awful lot for this lawyer. 100 00:04:37,467 --> 00:04:39,643 She’s not a lawyer. I mean, yes, she’s a lawyer, 101 00:04:39,684 --> 00:04:42,912 but she’s also a lady, and a very nice lady who probably expects good food 102 00:04:42,968 --> 00:04:45,693 with her fancy plates and sparse yet elegant décor. 103 00:04:45,944 --> 00:04:47,108 You’re pathetic when you’re in love. 104 00:04:47,169 --> 00:04:49,442 I’m not in love, I’m dating. This is what you do when you’re dating. 105 00:04:49,562 --> 00:04:50,566 It’s not what I do when I’m dating. 106 00:04:50,657 --> 00:04:53,050 Rory’s a lucky girl. Work. I’m going upstairs. 107 00:04:53,210 --> 00:04:55,479 Fine, but if a horse-drawn carriage shows up here, 108 00:04:55,541 --> 00:04:57,124 my throwing up will be eternal. 109 00:05:00,997 --> 00:05:02,078 I gotta place an order. 110 00:05:02,828 --> 00:05:05,040 - Talk into the clown. - I am. 111 00:05:06,458 --> 00:05:07,431 What do you want? 112 00:05:08,621 --> 00:05:11,935 Six burgers, three with cheese - two cheddar, one Swiss. 113 00:05:12,012 --> 00:05:15,373 Two plain, one with chili, cheese and onions on the side. 114 00:05:16,212 --> 00:05:18,359 - Your memory’s that good? - You’re screwing with me. 115 00:05:18,426 --> 00:05:20,266 - I’m placing an order. - For all of Connecticut? 116 00:05:20,357 --> 00:05:21,951 For the construction crew next door. 117 00:05:22,114 --> 00:05:24,559 Oh, you’re Taylor’s errand boy now. 118 00:05:24,764 --> 00:05:26,121 And you’re Taylor’s waitress. 119 00:05:26,214 --> 00:05:28,109 - Say that a little closer. - I thought you had a girlfriend. 120 00:05:28,634 --> 00:05:31,480 - Give me your order and get out. - Service with a smile. 121 00:05:32,014 --> 00:05:35,613 Six burgers, three cheese - two cheddar, one Swiss. 122 00:05:35,727 --> 00:05:39,309 Two plain burgers, one chili burger with cheese and onions on the side. 123 00:05:39,472 --> 00:05:42,817 Three ham on ryes - one mayo, one mustard, one combo. 124 00:05:42,977 --> 00:05:45,139 - A combo means mustard and... - I know what a combo means. 125 00:05:45,210 --> 00:05:47,690 Sorry, guess that confused look is just how your face is. 126 00:05:47,838 --> 00:05:49,166 Do you wanna talk about this outside? 127 00:05:49,287 --> 00:05:50,356 Just as soon as I’m finished. 128 00:05:50,631 --> 00:05:54,355 Four hot dogs. Two egg salads on white. One chicken salad on wheat. 129 00:05:54,489 --> 00:05:57,655 A chef's salad with ranch. Five fries. Five onion rings. 130 00:05:57,793 --> 00:05:59,750 Two chips. Extra pickles. 131 00:05:59,836 --> 00:06:01,257 - On what? - Excuse me? 132 00:06:01,703 --> 00:06:03,675 - What are the extra pickles on? - On the side. 133 00:06:03,855 --> 00:06:05,719 On the side of what? On the side of the burgers, 134 00:06:05,833 --> 00:06:07,762 on the side of the sandwiches, or on the side of the road 135 00:06:07,804 --> 00:06:09,638 where the ditch I’m gonna dump your body into is? 136 00:06:09,746 --> 00:06:11,964 - Just make sure there’s enough for everyone. - Fine. 137 00:06:13,588 --> 00:06:15,632 - Aren’t you gonna read it back? - Nope. 138 00:06:16,999 --> 00:06:19,824 Okay, but these men were hired by Taylor, 139 00:06:19,905 --> 00:06:22,651 which means if they aren’t satisfied with their orders, they will send them back. 140 00:06:22,836 --> 00:06:24,885 And they will continue to send them back until they are happy, 141 00:06:24,942 --> 00:06:26,991 which means you could be making this order until you die. 142 00:06:29,855 --> 00:06:32,268 Six burgers, three with cheese – two cheddar, one Swiss. 143 00:06:32,375 --> 00:06:35,675 Slower, please. I’m checking them off as we go. 144 00:06:37,509 --> 00:06:43,590 Two plain burgers, one chili with cheese and onion on the side. 145 00:06:44,364 --> 00:06:46,044 Hey, it’s your party, we just want you to be happy. 146 00:06:47,617 --> 00:06:50,025 Okay. No problem. 147 00:06:51,209 --> 00:06:52,827 All right, I’ll talk to you then. 148 00:06:54,830 --> 00:06:55,610 Ridgemont called. 149 00:06:56,393 --> 00:06:56,972 No. 150 00:06:57,204 --> 00:07:00,167 He’s changing his mind about the theme for his retirement party again. 151 00:07:00,308 --> 00:07:01,747 - No! - We have to call the florist. 152 00:07:01,894 --> 00:07:03,730 But this is the fourth theme he’s picked. 153 00:07:03,889 --> 00:07:05,575 He had the fishing one, 154 00:07:05,681 --> 00:07:08,654 and the Kentucky Derby with the chocolate horsies, 155 00:07:08,771 --> 00:07:11,211 and the Tibet with the Richard Gere pictures everywhere. 156 00:07:11,288 --> 00:07:11,798 I know. 157 00:07:11,897 --> 00:07:14,120 And he promised that the golf would be the last one. 158 00:07:14,376 --> 00:07:16,009 He decided that golf was dull 159 00:07:16,077 --> 00:07:17,497 and he doesn’t want to be remembered as dull. 160 00:07:17,629 --> 00:07:19,284 Would he like to be remembered as limping, 161 00:07:19,335 --> 00:07:21,076 because I can be a fabulous help with that. 162 00:07:21,984 --> 00:07:23,234 Hey, guys... 163 00:07:25,406 --> 00:07:26,933 I’m sorry, I’m really sorry. 164 00:07:27,907 --> 00:07:30,299 Here’s an idea – it’s a retirement party, yes? 165 00:07:30,459 --> 00:07:33,455 Okay. So what happens after you retire? You die. 166 00:07:33,568 --> 00:07:35,027 - He changed his mind. - Again? 167 00:07:35,207 --> 00:07:37,314 So, why don’t we dig a big hole, 168 00:07:37,411 --> 00:07:39,853 throw him in, hand everybody a shovel, 169 00:07:39,982 --> 00:07:41,564 they take turns covering him up. 170 00:07:41,652 --> 00:07:43,245 We go inside, have dinner, 171 00:07:43,413 --> 00:07:45,255 the wife gets used to eating alone... 172 00:07:45,376 --> 00:07:46,872 We are not going to bury him alive. 173 00:07:46,991 --> 00:07:49,937 Well, fine then. What is the new theme? 174 00:07:50,148 --> 00:07:51,444 He is calling me back at four. 175 00:07:52,381 --> 00:07:55,014 I got the flags and... he changed his mind again. 176 00:07:55,131 --> 00:07:57,914 He’s worse than my mother at the Glory of Easter T-shirt stand. 177 00:08:00,282 --> 00:08:01,777 - You kept the receipt, I hope. - Yup. 178 00:08:01,865 --> 00:08:04,103 Good God, this party is gonna be the death of me. 179 00:08:04,180 --> 00:08:05,824 - Or someone. - Go call the florist. 180 00:08:06,065 --> 00:08:07,536 - You’re stressed. - You’re observant. 181 00:08:07,905 --> 00:08:10,195 Well, I was going to save this for later, 182 00:08:10,257 --> 00:08:11,388 but you look like you need it now. 183 00:08:11,737 --> 00:08:12,408 What’s that? 184 00:08:13,049 --> 00:08:17,065 I have been cordially invited to Sherry Tinsdale’s C-section. 185 00:08:17,556 --> 00:08:18,525 No way! 186 00:08:19,063 --> 00:08:21,629 Friday, February seventh, six o’clock p. m. 187 00:08:21,743 --> 00:08:24,048 Join the girls for a toast, a hug, 188 00:08:24,192 --> 00:08:27,220 a wave to the mommy as they wheel her off, dinner at Sushi Sushi, 189 00:08:27,374 --> 00:08:29,919 and then back to the hospital for a formal viewing 190 00:08:29,996 --> 00:08:33,880 of brand-new baby Georgia. RSVP at your earliest convenience. 191 00:08:34,039 --> 00:08:38,102 P.S. - gifts are not necessary, but always appreciated. 192 00:08:38,236 --> 00:08:40,352 - I don’t even know where to start. - I knew you would like it. 193 00:08:40,434 --> 00:08:43,011 - You have to RSVP to a C- section. - And bring a gift. 194 00:08:43,133 --> 00:08:44,824 I wonder if Laura Mercier makes Demerol. 195 00:08:45,080 --> 00:08:46,720 - You wanna keep it? - Oh, yes, please. 196 00:08:46,832 --> 00:08:47,981 But don’t lose it. I need the phone number. 197 00:08:49,184 --> 00:08:49,978 So, are you going? 198 00:08:50,296 --> 00:08:51,346 Well, I don’t know. 199 00:08:51,453 --> 00:08:54,081 I mean, I know it’s weird, but I kind of wanna see Georgia. 200 00:08:54,338 --> 00:08:55,290 She’s sort of my sister. 201 00:08:55,522 --> 00:08:56,976 She’s more than sort of your sister. 202 00:08:57,392 --> 00:08:59,836 I just think it would be cool to meet her the night that she’s born. 203 00:08:59,938 --> 00:09:01,125 It’s a good story to talk about. 204 00:09:02,084 --> 00:09:02,951 You should go. 205 00:09:03,417 --> 00:09:04,426 I should, shouldn’t I? 206 00:09:04,697 --> 00:09:07,085 And you should take pictures and wear a hidden microphone 207 00:09:07,203 --> 00:09:08,591 ‘cause I wanna hear everything. 208 00:09:08,719 --> 00:09:10,625 - I’ll see what I can do. - Oh, shoot. 209 00:09:16,020 --> 00:09:16,788 Sook... 210 00:09:20,027 --> 00:09:20,709 God! 211 00:09:22,031 --> 00:09:23,484 I just need to go on record that a grown man 212 00:09:23,555 --> 00:09:25,770 should not throw himself a Beanie Baby retirement party. 213 00:09:25,919 --> 00:09:27,549 Just hold your breath this one actually takes. 214 00:09:27,635 --> 00:09:29,724 And how is Sookie supposed to plan a Beanie Baby menu? 215 00:09:29,879 --> 00:09:31,749 - Lots of beans. - I think this is ridiculous. 216 00:09:31,933 --> 00:09:34,402 Angel face, you need to learn that there are going to be times in your life 217 00:09:34,470 --> 00:09:36,472 when you have to do ridiculous things for money. 218 00:09:36,616 --> 00:09:38,937 If you’re Adrian Zmed, that includes everything 219 00:09:38,994 --> 00:09:40,607 that ever happens in your whole career. 220 00:09:41,110 --> 00:09:44,727 Oh Rory, come on. Did you order from Amazon again? 221 00:09:44,789 --> 00:09:46,149 ’Cause we’re going to get your books their own house. 222 00:09:46,254 --> 00:09:47,094 I didn’t, I swear. 223 00:09:47,230 --> 00:09:48,522 - It’s from my mother. - What is it? 224 00:09:48,697 --> 00:09:51,510 It’s heavy. Must be her hopes and dreams for me. 225 00:09:51,592 --> 00:09:52,815 I thought she discarded those years ago. 226 00:09:58,319 --> 00:09:59,757 Just drop the Beanies by the door. 227 00:10:01,269 --> 00:10:03,488 "Girls, here are some travel books 228 00:10:03,626 --> 00:10:05,891 I stumbled across in your father’s study. 229 00:10:06,786 --> 00:10:08,739 I thought they could help in the planning 230 00:10:08,822 --> 00:10:11,126 of your European adventure. " She’s insane. 231 00:10:11,198 --> 00:10:12,295 We have travel books. 232 00:10:12,387 --> 00:10:14,041 No, sweetie, these aren’t our kind of travel books. 233 00:10:14,129 --> 00:10:16,306 These are Paris and Nicky Hilton’s kind of travel books. 234 00:10:16,527 --> 00:10:18,089 "Selected Hotels of Europe," 235 00:10:18,514 --> 00:10:23,376 "Hotels, Restaurants and Inns of Great Britain and Ireland, 1986", 236 00:10:23,765 --> 00:10:26,902 "Myra Waldo’s Travel and Motoring Guide to Europe, ’78." 237 00:10:26,967 --> 00:10:29,165 Wow, these will be an enormous help in planning our trip. 238 00:10:29,273 --> 00:10:30,917 Hey, you wanna go see the Berlin Wall? 239 00:10:31,025 --> 00:10:31,778 Sounds great. 240 00:10:31,959 --> 00:10:33,234 My God, I remember these books. 241 00:10:33,419 --> 00:10:35,668 I think the only person in my house who ever read them was me. 242 00:10:35,842 --> 00:10:37,664 This hotel is five hundred dollars a night. 243 00:10:37,799 --> 00:10:39,391 Five hundred dollars a night twenty years ago. 244 00:10:39,514 --> 00:10:40,791 What could a hotel possibly have 245 00:10:40,887 --> 00:10:42,092 that would make it five hundred dollars a night? 246 00:10:42,205 --> 00:10:43,424 An English menu? 247 00:10:45,996 --> 00:10:47,900 Christopher, stop it, I’m trying to open the door. 248 00:10:48,992 --> 00:10:51,287 Graceful and lovely they enter. 249 00:10:51,416 --> 00:10:52,585 - Is she home? - I don’t know. 250 00:10:52,722 --> 00:10:54,413 - Mom, are you home? - Mom, are you home? 251 00:10:54,694 --> 00:10:57,007 - Shh, she’ll hear you. - So, she likes me. 252 00:10:57,118 --> 00:10:58,087 Oh, that’s right. 253 00:10:58,372 --> 00:11:00,242 Mom, it’s me, Lorelai, I’m home! 254 00:11:00,726 --> 00:11:02,329 I’m home and I’m taking my sweater off. 255 00:11:02,811 --> 00:11:04,782 I’m taking my sweater off and dropping it on the floor. 256 00:11:05,547 --> 00:11:07,345 I’m dropping it on the floor and walking away from it. 257 00:11:07,662 --> 00:11:09,641 I’m walking away from it and leaving it on the floor, 258 00:11:09,752 --> 00:11:12,679 and in two years I’m gonna register Democrat. 259 00:11:13,866 --> 00:11:15,813 - Looks like no Emily. - Where’s Sofia? 260 00:11:15,943 --> 00:11:16,941 - Fired. - Already. 261 00:11:17,105 --> 00:11:18,284 She touched the Baccarat unicorn. 262 00:11:18,379 --> 00:11:20,259 - My God, is she insane? - Apparently so. 263 00:11:20,404 --> 00:11:23,355 Okay, so, to recap, there’s no Emily and there’s no Sofia. 264 00:11:23,539 --> 00:11:25,619 And there’s no supervision whatsoever. 265 00:11:25,936 --> 00:11:27,597 - What will we do? - Let’s celebrate. 266 00:11:27,714 --> 00:11:28,437 Celebrate what? 267 00:11:28,576 --> 00:11:29,846 - No more midterms. - Hear, hear. 268 00:11:30,016 --> 00:11:31,804 - Okay, I say that we drink to it. - Hear, hear. 269 00:11:31,900 --> 00:11:33,841 - Scotch, vodka, or gin? - Hear, hear. 270 00:11:34,371 --> 00:11:36,054 And put a cherry in it. 271 00:11:36,876 --> 00:11:38,468 It looks like the Gilmores are planning a trip again. 272 00:11:39,903 --> 00:11:40,861 Where to this time? 273 00:11:41,111 --> 00:11:43,139 Someplace fabulous where they’ll stay at a fancy hotel 274 00:11:43,208 --> 00:11:45,201 with a lot of other rich Americans so they won’t have to talk 275 00:11:45,262 --> 00:11:46,849 to anyone who actually lives in that country. 276 00:11:47,368 --> 00:11:49,949 "Myra Waldo’s Travel and Motoring Guide to Europe. " 277 00:11:50,088 --> 00:11:51,128 Hello Myra. 278 00:11:51,430 --> 00:11:52,804 Oh God, I hope they go over Christmas. 279 00:11:52,936 --> 00:11:54,540 That would be as holly jolly as it gets. 280 00:11:56,773 --> 00:11:57,691 Smooth. 281 00:11:58,332 --> 00:11:59,971 Hey, guess what I decided – 282 00:12:00,318 --> 00:12:02,394 - I’m not gonna go to college. - Are you serious? 283 00:12:02,563 --> 00:12:04,332 I’m taking a year and I’m going to Europe. 284 00:12:04,536 --> 00:12:07,368 I’m gonna backpack, train it, sleep on a bench, see the world. 285 00:12:07,477 --> 00:12:09,921 And you’ve told Straub and Francine about your big plans, I’m sure. 286 00:12:10,008 --> 00:12:10,944 Ah, it doesn’t matter. 287 00:12:11,443 --> 00:12:13,374 I’m outta here the second that diploma’s in my hand. 288 00:12:13,517 --> 00:12:14,357 Sounds good. 289 00:12:14,624 --> 00:12:15,479 You’re coming with me. 290 00:12:15,653 --> 00:12:16,765 - Oh, I am? - Yup. 291 00:12:16,863 --> 00:12:18,653 I’m sleeping on a bench? Okay, how does that picture look to you, 292 00:12:18,699 --> 00:12:20,535 ‘cause to me it looks like a big no. 293 00:12:20,581 --> 00:12:22,032 Fine, you we get a room for, 294 00:12:22,083 --> 00:12:23,826 and then I’ll just sleep on the bench outside. 295 00:12:23,943 --> 00:12:25,716 - Much better arrangement. - So you’ll go? 296 00:12:25,868 --> 00:12:27,605 Christopher, you’re supposed to go to college. 297 00:12:27,708 --> 00:12:28,744 I’m supposed to go to college. 298 00:12:28,881 --> 00:12:31,489 Then you’re supposed to join your dad’s firm where you’ll get a corner office 299 00:12:31,550 --> 00:12:33,021 and big stick to shove up your butt. 300 00:12:33,206 --> 00:12:34,179 Change of plans. 301 00:12:34,318 --> 00:12:35,568 You can’t just change the plans. 302 00:12:35,680 --> 00:12:36,993 The plans came over on the Mayflower. 303 00:12:37,084 --> 00:12:38,457 Come on, Lor. Let’s get out of here, 304 00:12:38,622 --> 00:12:41,387 let’s get away from this place. Let’s take Myra and just bolt. 305 00:12:41,582 --> 00:12:43,847 Leave a note on the dining room table. "Dear Richard and Emily, 306 00:12:44,005 --> 00:12:45,716 I don’t belong here, I’m going somewhere else, 307 00:12:45,768 --> 00:12:48,376 I’ll call you when I get there. Love, Lorelai. ’ How does that sound? 308 00:12:48,836 --> 00:12:51,413 Well, the word "whoopee" comes to mind. 309 00:12:51,843 --> 00:12:53,632 So, then, it’s a plan. 310 00:12:54,262 --> 00:12:55,096 It’s a plan. 311 00:13:00,431 --> 00:13:02,777 Hey, I want to sleep amongst thirteenth century tapestries 312 00:13:02,829 --> 00:13:04,565 and chocolates made by local artisans. 313 00:13:04,637 --> 00:13:06,998 Okay, then, it’s settled. We’re not staying at any place 314 00:13:07,080 --> 00:13:09,027 that wasn’t built for Napoleon the third’s doctor 315 00:13:09,090 --> 00:13:10,912 or doesn’t have a Chagall in the bathroom. 316 00:13:11,011 --> 00:13:11,672 Hear, hear. 317 00:13:13,023 --> 00:13:15,105 Now we just have to figure out how we’re gonna pay for it. 318 00:13:16,128 --> 00:13:17,747 Hey, how good’s your organ grinding? 319 00:13:23,714 --> 00:13:24,794 I called last night and I asked her 320 00:13:24,839 --> 00:13:26,864 to talk me through the Korean War and she said she was busy. 321 00:13:26,951 --> 00:13:28,667 - Oh, she’s definitely got a boyfriend. - I know. 322 00:13:28,776 --> 00:13:30,322 - I for one think it’s about time. - I agree. 323 00:13:30,424 --> 00:13:31,797 It wasn’t healthy, all that non-dating. 324 00:13:31,915 --> 00:13:33,918 It definitely didn’t help that whole skin thing she was going through. 325 00:13:33,991 --> 00:13:34,841 How come she didn’t tell us? 326 00:13:34,939 --> 00:13:36,486 I think she just wanted to make sure it was gonna take. 327 00:13:36,850 --> 00:13:40,016 So, tell us, what’s this Jamie like? 328 00:13:40,108 --> 00:13:42,813 You know, I really don’t feel like talking about Paris right now. Or ever. 329 00:13:42,947 --> 00:13:44,464 Oh, come on, you know him, we don’t. 330 00:13:44,554 --> 00:13:45,708 - Is he sexy? - Does he have a good car? 331 00:13:45,768 --> 00:13:46,988 - How’s the trust fund? - How’s the profile? 332 00:13:47,039 --> 00:13:48,546 - Will the prom pictures work? - How are his friends? 333 00:13:48,617 --> 00:13:49,991 Yes. Is there spin-off potential? 334 00:13:51,866 --> 00:13:53,060 - Whoops. - Bye. 335 00:13:53,520 --> 00:13:54,807 Okay, everyone, gather around. 336 00:13:54,915 --> 00:13:57,885 I have in my hand the 2002 Franklin Yearbook photos. 337 00:13:57,972 --> 00:14:00,965 I got copies for everyone, so let’s leave the Barney’s clearance sale reenactment 338 00:14:01,052 --> 00:14:02,385 for another day, shall we? 339 00:14:02,886 --> 00:14:04,629 And, please take note of the fact that the idea 340 00:14:04,699 --> 00:14:07,989 of posing under the new school banner was a major, major success. 341 00:14:08,327 --> 00:14:09,649 - Paris. - Yes? 342 00:14:09,781 --> 00:14:10,992 - I’m sneezing. - What? 343 00:14:11,108 --> 00:14:13,056 In the picture. I’m sneezing and my head is turned. 344 00:14:13,149 --> 00:14:14,297 Oh, yeah, I noticed that, 345 00:14:14,399 --> 00:14:16,610 but every picture had something wrong with it and I had to pick the one 346 00:14:16,668 --> 00:14:18,349 that was the best for the largest number of people. 347 00:14:18,451 --> 00:14:20,389 - We took ninety pictures. - What’s your point? 348 00:14:20,466 --> 00:14:22,990 My point is in ninety tries, there wasn’t one other picture 349 00:14:23,031 --> 00:14:24,564 that was good for the group and didn’t have me looking 350 00:14:24,620 --> 00:14:26,020 like I’m in Cirque du Soleil. 351 00:14:26,141 --> 00:14:28,616 Sorry. Life can play some cruel tricks sometimes. 352 00:14:28,683 --> 00:14:30,676 Life had a little help from the Gellar camp this time. 353 00:14:32,059 --> 00:14:33,001 We are not done. 354 00:14:36,915 --> 00:14:38,611 - Hello? - Rory, hi, listen. 355 00:14:38,672 --> 00:14:41,539 I just got the call and – hold on a sec. I’ll call him back. 356 00:14:41,793 --> 00:14:42,961 I’m back, sorry. Where was I? 357 00:14:43,074 --> 00:14:43,863 Who is this? 358 00:14:44,057 --> 00:14:45,733 Maureen Rollins, Sherry’s friend. 359 00:14:45,861 --> 00:14:48,530 Oh, yes, right, Maureen, I’m sorry, I... 360 00:14:48,588 --> 00:14:50,641 Don’t worry about it. Listen, I know the invitation said 361 00:14:50,681 --> 00:14:52,568 that we were all gathering at the c-section next week, 362 00:14:52,619 --> 00:14:54,667 - but Sherry just went into labor. - What? 363 00:14:54,745 --> 00:14:56,583 She screwed up, she’s in labor, and she wanted me 364 00:14:56,645 --> 00:14:59,489 to call all the girls and beg them to get down to the hospital ASAP. 365 00:15:00,103 --> 00:15:01,117 It’s a big screw-up. 366 00:15:01,522 --> 00:15:02,307 I guess. 367 00:15:02,425 --> 00:15:03,484 - Can you come? - Well... 368 00:15:03,531 --> 00:15:04,893 - You’re a child, right? - What? 369 00:15:04,960 --> 00:15:05,555 School? 370 00:15:05,842 --> 00:15:06,814 School, you have school? 371 00:15:07,088 --> 00:15:08,587 Yes, I have school, but... 372 00:15:08,679 --> 00:15:11,462 Is there anyway you could reschedule school just for today? 373 00:15:11,600 --> 00:15:13,511 She completely screwed up, but she’s still our Sherry. 374 00:15:13,684 --> 00:15:15,623 Well, I’m actually done with school now. 375 00:15:15,725 --> 00:15:17,016 I could grab a train and... 376 00:15:17,128 --> 00:15:18,940 That would be the best, the absolute best. 377 00:15:19,028 --> 00:15:21,534 You are a great kid. She’s at Boston Memorial. 378 00:15:21,602 --> 00:15:24,992 I will meet you there. Listen, I have Graydon Carter on the other line. 379 00:15:25,090 --> 00:15:26,406 - Who? - Graydon Carter. 380 00:15:26,468 --> 00:15:28,005 - I have to go. - Okay, bye. 381 00:15:37,227 --> 00:15:39,563 Please make sure the light is very soft. 382 00:15:39,660 --> 00:15:41,341 I want a luminous quality. 383 00:15:41,457 --> 00:15:42,724 I’m gonna have to see the young lady 384 00:15:42,796 --> 00:15:44,138 before I can set the final lighting. 385 00:15:44,286 --> 00:15:45,220 Yes, of course. 386 00:15:45,538 --> 00:15:47,663 Arletta, did you call Lorelai? 387 00:15:47,853 --> 00:15:49,354 Yes, ma’am. Twenty minutes ago. 388 00:15:49,528 --> 00:15:50,393 And what did she say? 389 00:15:50,513 --> 00:15:51,844 She said she was still getting dressed. 390 00:15:52,034 --> 00:15:53,267 Do you want me to go up there again? 391 00:15:53,452 --> 00:15:54,507 No, I’ll do it. 392 00:15:54,682 --> 00:15:57,259 I swear, you’d think that it was my coming out portrait, not hers, 393 00:15:57,337 --> 00:16:00,672 for the amount of concern she has about all of this. I’ll be right back. 394 00:16:01,624 --> 00:16:02,736 Don’t scratch the floor. 395 00:16:10,190 --> 00:16:10,847 Yeah? 396 00:16:11,195 --> 00:16:13,356 Lorelai, the photographer needs you downstairs. 397 00:16:13,484 --> 00:16:14,437 I’ll be there in a sec. 398 00:16:14,864 --> 00:16:16,575 He needs you now, not in a sec. 399 00:16:18,067 --> 00:16:20,815 - I don’t hear you walking toward the door. - Mom, please. 400 00:16:21,061 --> 00:16:22,199 - I’m coming in. - No. 401 00:16:23,174 --> 00:16:25,222 I don’t have time for your attitude young lady. 402 00:16:25,304 --> 00:16:27,112 This man is being paid by the hour. 403 00:16:27,532 --> 00:16:28,460 Why aren’t you dressed? 404 00:16:28,557 --> 00:16:29,044 I just... 405 00:16:29,464 --> 00:16:31,724 I think the zipper’s too new or stiff or something. 406 00:16:31,779 --> 00:16:32,671 Turn around, I’ll do it. 407 00:16:36,735 --> 00:16:37,886 - Oh my God. - What? 408 00:16:38,260 --> 00:16:40,032 It’s not the zipper, it’s the dress. 409 00:16:40,115 --> 00:16:41,846 - It’s too small. - Are you sure? 410 00:16:42,006 --> 00:16:43,256 Of course I’m sure. 411 00:16:43,343 --> 00:16:44,869 It’s too small. How can it be too small? 412 00:16:44,956 --> 00:16:46,417 We had a fitting three months ago. 413 00:16:46,786 --> 00:16:48,235 - Have you gained weight? - No. 414 00:16:48,400 --> 00:16:49,307 - Hold your breath. - I am. 415 00:16:49,425 --> 00:16:52,032 - Hold your breath! - I am! 416 00:16:53,032 --> 00:16:55,158 The only thing I can think of is the dressmaker 417 00:16:55,198 --> 00:16:57,093 must’ve written the measurements down wrong. 418 00:16:57,438 --> 00:16:58,922 What are we supposed to do now? 419 00:16:58,989 --> 00:17:00,870 I certainly can’t take a picture of you like that. 420 00:17:01,054 --> 00:17:01,741 Sorry. 421 00:17:02,653 --> 00:17:04,343 I’ll just have to have him come back next week. 422 00:17:04,533 --> 00:17:07,443 And I’m going to call that woman at the dress shop and give her a piece of my mind. 423 00:17:07,524 --> 00:17:10,216 My God, is everyone in the world completely incompetent? 424 00:17:10,743 --> 00:17:12,489 Put on your sweats and run around the block. 425 00:17:12,587 --> 00:17:14,693 You’re gonna fit into the next dress no matter what. 426 00:17:28,940 --> 00:17:31,753 Okay, I have five minutes to drink as much coffee as I can 427 00:17:31,815 --> 00:17:33,802 before I have to drive to Hartford to spend the evening 428 00:17:33,858 --> 00:17:35,811 with my mother alone and... who am I saying this to? 429 00:17:36,563 --> 00:17:37,424 I was listening. 430 00:17:37,835 --> 00:17:38,844 - Where’s Luke? - I don’t know. 431 00:17:39,121 --> 00:17:41,360 Is he here? Is he coming back? How fresh is that pot? 432 00:17:41,431 --> 00:17:42,752 I don’t know, I don’t know, it was sitting there 433 00:17:42,803 --> 00:17:44,414 when I got here but that’s only been a minute so I don’t know. 434 00:17:44,535 --> 00:17:45,402 Oh, thank God. 435 00:17:45,647 --> 00:17:49,079 Hey, I desperately need a massive cup of coffee to go and... 436 00:17:49,827 --> 00:17:51,150 - What happened to your face? - What do you mean? 437 00:17:51,360 --> 00:17:53,594 - It’s visible. - Oh, I shaved. 438 00:17:53,869 --> 00:17:55,131 - You going to the bank? - No. 439 00:17:55,227 --> 00:17:55,843 - Funeral? - No. 440 00:17:55,909 --> 00:17:57,857 - Drag club? - Let’s get you your coffee, shall we? 441 00:17:58,046 --> 00:17:59,782 - Hey, isn’t that the sweater that... - Yes, it is. 442 00:17:59,930 --> 00:18:01,273 - You look nice. - Thank you. 443 00:18:01,459 --> 00:18:03,010 - What’s the occasion? - Oh, well... 444 00:18:04,190 --> 00:18:05,495 Oh, it’s a girl... 445 00:18:07,719 --> 00:18:09,260 Nicole, this is Lorelai. 446 00:18:09,680 --> 00:18:11,089 Nice to meet you. I’m Nicole Leahy. 447 00:18:11,213 --> 00:18:12,032 Lorelai Gilmore. 448 00:18:12,278 --> 00:18:13,540 - Wow, you look nice. - Yeah, you, too. 449 00:18:13,652 --> 00:18:14,573 So, you ready or should I sit down? 450 00:18:14,655 --> 00:18:15,814 No, let’s go, I’m ready. 451 00:18:16,427 --> 00:18:17,710 Oh, I’m sorry. I’ll just... 452 00:18:18,221 --> 00:18:19,410 Oh, hey, Luke... 453 00:18:19,471 --> 00:18:20,184 She’s a lawyer. 454 00:18:20,460 --> 00:18:21,065 So what? 455 00:18:21,786 --> 00:18:23,094 - Luke! - Shh! 456 00:18:23,241 --> 00:18:23,924 Hello? Yes. 457 00:18:24,277 --> 00:18:26,383 No, I’m sorry, Monday’s not gonna work, it’ll have to be Tuesday. 458 00:18:26,890 --> 00:18:29,467 Yes, well, your client breaking a contract is fairly annoying also, 459 00:18:29,528 --> 00:18:30,686 but we’re all dealing with that. 460 00:18:31,265 --> 00:18:32,444 Terrific to hear. Bye Michael. 461 00:18:32,669 --> 00:18:34,902 Sorry. The phone is going off now. 462 00:18:35,001 --> 00:18:36,542 It’s okay. Make as many calls as you want. 463 00:18:37,470 --> 00:18:38,703 - Nice meeting you. - You, too. 464 00:18:43,526 --> 00:18:45,865 As soon as I can. All right, bye. 465 00:18:47,408 --> 00:18:48,787 - Maureen? - Yes? 466 00:18:49,452 --> 00:18:50,073 I’m Rory. 467 00:18:51,652 --> 00:18:53,670 I’m Christopher’s daughter. You called me to come down. 468 00:18:53,757 --> 00:18:55,924 Rory, yes, sweetie, thank God you’re here. 469 00:18:56,010 --> 00:18:58,500 Sherry’s gonna be so happy to see you. She’s a basketcase. 470 00:18:58,845 --> 00:19:00,688 - Well, who wouldn’t be, right? - Where’s everyone else? 471 00:19:00,800 --> 00:19:01,867 - Oh, they’re working. - What? 472 00:19:02,016 --> 00:19:03,920 We had all planned on next week, but Sherry screwed up, 473 00:19:03,993 --> 00:19:05,314 so what can you do? Thank God you’re here. 474 00:19:05,412 --> 00:19:07,209 She’ll be thrilled. She’s feeling a little abandoned. 475 00:19:07,302 --> 00:19:09,459 Now, she’s right in there. Do not mention how fat she is. 476 00:19:09,562 --> 00:19:11,734 For some reason, she’s extremely sensitive about that today. 477 00:19:11,846 --> 00:19:14,895 Okay, kiss. I’ll call you later to find out how everything’s going. 478 00:19:15,018 --> 00:19:15,910 Wait, where are you going? 479 00:19:16,080 --> 00:19:17,682 I’ve gotta get back to work. I’m swamped today. 480 00:19:17,851 --> 00:19:18,748 You’re leaving me here alone? 481 00:19:18,876 --> 00:19:21,029 Believe me, I would love to stay hon – impossible. 482 00:19:21,109 --> 00:19:22,423 What can I say? Sherry screwed up. 483 00:19:22,559 --> 00:19:24,783 Anyhow, you’ll be fine. If you need anything, call. 484 00:19:25,250 --> 00:19:26,172 I don’t have your number. 485 00:19:26,274 --> 00:19:27,253 Sherry’s got it. 486 00:19:33,698 --> 00:19:35,255 Sherry? It’s Rory. 487 00:19:35,470 --> 00:19:36,069 Rory? 488 00:19:36,618 --> 00:19:38,012 Oh my God, I’m so glad you’re here. 489 00:19:38,484 --> 00:19:39,159 How are you? 490 00:19:39,620 --> 00:19:40,927 This wasn’t supposed to happen now. 491 00:19:41,085 --> 00:19:41,619 I know. 492 00:19:41,777 --> 00:19:42,739 Christopher’s out of town. 493 00:19:43,181 --> 00:19:44,779 I think Maureen called him and left a message 494 00:19:44,842 --> 00:19:47,074 but it doesn’t matter because he’s not here. Where’s Maureen? 495 00:19:47,209 --> 00:19:49,442 Oh, she had to go back to work, but she said she’d call later. 496 00:19:49,591 --> 00:19:50,969 - She’s at work? - Yes. 497 00:19:51,091 --> 00:19:52,194 I’m lying in a bed. 498 00:19:52,475 --> 00:19:54,064 God knows what’s gonna happen. 499 00:19:54,263 --> 00:19:55,549 You’re going to have a baby. 500 00:19:55,688 --> 00:19:56,789 And she goes back to work. 501 00:19:57,307 --> 00:20:01,025 I would love to go back to work, but I can’t because I have to stay here. 502 00:20:01,180 --> 00:20:02,834 Well, yeah, because you’re going to have a baby. 503 00:20:02,937 --> 00:20:04,029 She’s not here. 504 00:20:04,576 --> 00:20:06,180 None of my friends are here. 505 00:20:06,420 --> 00:20:09,408 Christopher isn’t here. No one is here. 506 00:20:09,551 --> 00:20:11,478 No one but you. 507 00:20:11,958 --> 00:20:13,286 Thank God you’re here, Rory. 508 00:20:13,491 --> 00:20:15,058 I don’t think that I could do this by myself 509 00:20:15,151 --> 00:20:17,123 because this wasn’t supposed to happen until next week. 510 00:20:17,225 --> 00:20:18,342 I wrote it down. 511 00:20:19,254 --> 00:20:20,197 I wrote it down. 512 00:20:20,987 --> 00:20:22,283 I wrote it down! 513 00:20:25,048 --> 00:20:26,519 Boy, do you look thin. 514 00:20:31,362 --> 00:20:33,138 Well, it’s a rare treat to have an evening alone 515 00:20:33,179 --> 00:20:34,623 with my daughter uncoerced. 516 00:20:34,706 --> 00:20:35,772 Yes, it is, isn’t it? 517 00:20:36,058 --> 00:20:37,217 So Rory’s at the hospital? 518 00:20:37,468 --> 00:20:40,894 Yeah. She’s gonna see her new half-sister fresh from the oven. 519 00:20:41,085 --> 00:20:43,539 That’s about an unpleasant a description as I’ve ever heard. 520 00:20:43,714 --> 00:20:45,490 - I thought we’d have martinis. - Very good thought. 521 00:20:45,635 --> 00:20:46,770 - Olives? - Twist. 522 00:20:47,387 --> 00:20:49,568 So how’s Rory feeling about Christopher’s new baby? 523 00:20:49,850 --> 00:20:52,209 She’s very excited. It’s kind of cute. 524 00:20:52,366 --> 00:20:53,453 You should’ve gotten her a puppy. 525 00:20:53,616 --> 00:20:54,165 Stop. 526 00:20:54,877 --> 00:20:55,662 No maid tonight? 527 00:20:56,117 --> 00:20:57,665 Leloni usually takes Sundays off, 528 00:20:57,746 --> 00:21:00,549 but she wanted to switch and seeing as it’s just you and I, I said yes. 529 00:21:00,718 --> 00:21:02,106 Leloni, huh? Very exotic name. 530 00:21:02,481 --> 00:21:03,526 She’s from Honolulu. 531 00:21:03,684 --> 00:21:05,175 - Cool. Does she know Don Ho? - No. 532 00:21:05,236 --> 00:21:05,979 - Charo? - No. 533 00:21:06,072 --> 00:21:07,481 The C&H Pure Cane Sugar dancers? 534 00:21:07,604 --> 00:21:09,468 Lorelai, please, we don’t have a buffer here tonight. 535 00:21:09,791 --> 00:21:11,564 So who cooked dinner? 536 00:21:11,835 --> 00:21:15,180 Please don’t tell me it’s you ‘cause we can always... diet. 537 00:21:15,555 --> 00:21:18,346 Leloni made a roast before she left and I heated it up. 538 00:21:18,592 --> 00:21:19,741 You did? 539 00:21:19,971 --> 00:21:22,487 I even added a little wine to the pan to keep it from drying out. 540 00:21:22,584 --> 00:21:24,798 Well, who died and made you Sara Moulton? 541 00:21:25,290 --> 00:21:26,723 Drink this and be quiet. 542 00:21:28,501 --> 00:21:29,198 So... 543 00:21:29,838 --> 00:21:31,267 how long is Dad gone for this time? 544 00:21:31,498 --> 00:21:32,159 Two weeks. 545 00:21:32,284 --> 00:21:33,224 Didn’t he just come home last week? 546 00:21:33,338 --> 00:21:34,091 Yes, he did. 547 00:21:34,198 --> 00:21:35,991 So business must be pretty good? 548 00:21:36,134 --> 00:21:38,415 I suppose. He has to work twice as hard as he ever did, 549 00:21:38,476 --> 00:21:40,766 and I’m still not sure that he’s actually made a dime yet. 550 00:21:40,895 --> 00:21:43,948 However, he does see to be having the time of his life, so what can you do? 551 00:21:44,024 --> 00:21:44,881 Nothing, I guess. 552 00:21:46,376 --> 00:21:48,057 Hey Mom, can I ask you something? 553 00:21:48,276 --> 00:21:49,072 Of course you can. 554 00:21:49,235 --> 00:21:50,614 What do you do while Dad is gone? 555 00:21:50,906 --> 00:21:52,140 I do all sorts of things. 556 00:21:52,283 --> 00:21:53,031 Like what? 557 00:21:53,160 --> 00:21:54,410 I keep this house running. 558 00:21:54,568 --> 00:21:56,751 And I have my DAR meetings 559 00:21:56,829 --> 00:21:58,651 and there’s always a thousand calls to make. 560 00:21:58,903 --> 00:22:02,622 I have functions and fundraising events to organize. A million different things. 561 00:22:02,731 --> 00:22:04,021 Okay, but what do you do at night? 562 00:22:04,252 --> 00:22:04,893 Excuse me? 563 00:22:05,076 --> 00:22:07,024 I mean, you don’t organize functions at night, do you? 564 00:22:07,493 --> 00:22:08,590 What are you insinuating? 565 00:22:08,730 --> 00:22:10,072 I’m not insinuating anything, Mom. 566 00:22:10,210 --> 00:22:12,156 I’m just trying to find out a little bit about your life. 567 00:22:12,336 --> 00:22:15,139 Your father calls every night at nine o’clock and we talk. 568 00:22:15,250 --> 00:22:18,321 So, you spend fifteen minutes talking to Dad 569 00:22:18,408 --> 00:22:20,247 and then you hang up the phone and you – 570 00:22:20,847 --> 00:22:23,069 what? Watch television? 571 00:22:23,294 --> 00:22:24,764 I don’t watch that much television. 572 00:22:24,909 --> 00:22:28,182 I don’t find forensic work quite as fascinating as the rest of the world. 573 00:22:28,291 --> 00:22:30,196 But you have cable, right? I mean, you could watch movies. 574 00:22:30,478 --> 00:22:33,177 Yes, but I never know where the maid puts that guide they send you, 575 00:22:33,331 --> 00:22:36,273 so I always wind up turning it on after a movie has already started 576 00:22:36,335 --> 00:22:38,147 and I don’t like to come in on the middle of things. 577 00:22:38,383 --> 00:22:40,827 But you could tape the movies, or get a DVD player. 578 00:22:40,935 --> 00:22:42,323 I don’t need a DVD player. 579 00:22:42,504 --> 00:22:45,100 Why not? Then you could buy all those musicals you love 580 00:22:45,166 --> 00:22:47,220 and watch them whenever you felt like it. 581 00:22:47,374 --> 00:22:48,911 I’m not an invalid, Lorelai. 582 00:22:49,085 --> 00:22:50,550 Of course you are, Mother. 583 00:22:50,612 --> 00:22:51,950 Why else would I suggest a DVD player? 584 00:22:52,042 --> 00:22:53,568 I can fill my time all by myself 585 00:22:53,604 --> 00:22:56,026 and I’d like you to drop this conversation right now. 586 00:22:57,257 --> 00:22:58,046 Where are you going? 587 00:22:58,308 --> 00:22:59,321 We’re going to eat. 588 00:23:00,994 --> 00:23:03,015 Just because you leave the room 589 00:23:03,072 --> 00:23:04,721 doesn’t mean the conversation’s over. 590 00:23:05,111 --> 00:23:08,000 I started the conversation. The conversation’s in me. 591 00:23:08,252 --> 00:23:09,736 Therefore, when I get over there, 592 00:23:09,901 --> 00:23:11,864 the conversation’s just gonna start up again. 593 00:23:15,957 --> 00:23:16,935 This is unbelievable. 594 00:23:17,213 --> 00:23:18,899 Absolutely unbelievable. 595 00:23:19,068 --> 00:23:20,671 - I feel sick. - Everything’s gone. 596 00:23:20,783 --> 00:23:22,592 It’s been tossed right out the window. 597 00:23:23,175 --> 00:23:24,380 Stop crying. 598 00:23:24,488 --> 00:23:25,656 Here Francine, drink your water. 599 00:23:25,794 --> 00:23:28,536 We all need to calm down. Getting upset isn’t going to get us anywhere. 600 00:23:28,976 --> 00:23:29,999 What do we tell people? 601 00:23:30,378 --> 00:23:31,533 Who needs to know? 602 00:23:31,655 --> 00:23:32,864 What do you mean, who needs to know? 603 00:23:32,977 --> 00:23:34,304 You don’t have to yell at me, Straub. 604 00:23:34,371 --> 00:23:36,195 Everybody has to know, Emily. 605 00:23:36,312 --> 00:23:38,644 Everybody will know. We can’t pretend this didn’t happen. 606 00:23:38,740 --> 00:23:40,545 - You could send her away. - Excuse me? 607 00:23:40,744 --> 00:23:42,650 Aren’t there places that take girls like that? 608 00:23:42,830 --> 00:23:43,957 Girls like what, Francine? 609 00:23:44,129 --> 00:23:44,910 Girls in... 610 00:23:46,463 --> 00:23:48,716 I can’t handle this, I can’t handle this at all. 611 00:23:48,794 --> 00:23:50,135 Stop crying, dammit. 612 00:23:50,218 --> 00:23:52,404 Christopher is just as much to blame as Lorelai is. 613 00:23:52,477 --> 00:23:54,209 - Like hell he is. - They are in this together. 614 00:23:54,264 --> 00:23:55,080 I don’t see why. 615 00:23:55,162 --> 00:23:57,774 Why should Christopher sacrifice everything we’ve planned for him just because... 616 00:23:57,841 --> 00:24:00,198 Choose your words extremely carefully, Straub. 617 00:24:00,321 --> 00:24:03,179 Emily, you know we love Lorelai, you know that. 618 00:24:03,338 --> 00:24:05,388 But Christopher’s so young, he’s a baby. 619 00:24:05,520 --> 00:24:08,046 Lorelai’s not exactly collecting social security. 620 00:24:08,220 --> 00:24:09,296 Why doesn’t she get rid of it? 621 00:24:09,818 --> 00:24:10,941 - What? - Straub. 622 00:24:11,131 --> 00:24:13,005 - It’s an option. - It certainly is not an option. 623 00:24:13,088 --> 00:24:14,655 - Why not? - Because I say so. 624 00:24:14,815 --> 00:24:16,371 Then what the hell are you suggesting, Emily? 625 00:24:16,464 --> 00:24:18,268 What’s your great solution to this problem? 626 00:24:18,374 --> 00:24:19,451 They will get married, 627 00:24:19,718 --> 00:24:20,757 they will live here, 628 00:24:20,875 --> 00:24:22,995 and Christopher will go to work at my company. 629 00:24:23,160 --> 00:24:24,215 That is the solution. 630 00:24:24,994 --> 00:24:26,075 Now, we have a plan 631 00:24:26,260 --> 00:24:28,325 so we can all stop talking about it. 632 00:24:29,447 --> 00:24:31,194 Please excuse me, I have work to do. 633 00:24:33,913 --> 00:24:36,090 I think Richard’s plan sounds very sensible. 634 00:24:36,182 --> 00:24:38,203 I just have one question – why his company? 635 00:24:38,463 --> 00:24:39,969 What do you mean, his company? 636 00:24:40,041 --> 00:24:41,296 Well, I have a law firm. 637 00:24:41,353 --> 00:24:42,326 Christopher could go to school. 638 00:24:42,537 --> 00:24:43,992 I know we’re all upset here folks, 639 00:24:44,043 --> 00:24:45,753 but maybe we should ask the kids what they think. 640 00:24:45,881 --> 00:24:47,761 Lorelai, Christopher, anything to add here? 641 00:24:47,829 --> 00:24:49,012 Quiet, they’ll hear you. 642 00:24:49,166 --> 00:24:52,153 Not likely. I don’t know how much longer I can just sit here like this. 643 00:24:52,230 --> 00:24:53,427 It’s okay, let them talk. 644 00:24:53,521 --> 00:24:54,801 They’re talking about us. 645 00:24:54,960 --> 00:24:56,456 They’re trying to figure out what to do. 646 00:24:56,517 --> 00:24:58,127 What to do with our lives – our lives! 647 00:24:58,213 --> 00:25:00,074 Yours and mine and... its. 648 00:25:00,217 --> 00:25:01,271 We’re gonna need their help. 649 00:25:01,339 --> 00:25:02,446 We can take care of ourselves. 650 00:25:02,917 --> 00:25:04,371 - How? - We’ll figure it out. 651 00:25:04,951 --> 00:25:06,897 It’s okay. It sounds okay. 652 00:25:07,025 --> 00:25:07,924 What sounds okay? 653 00:25:08,051 --> 00:25:09,772 You know, working for your dad, living here. 654 00:25:10,090 --> 00:25:11,432 - It sounds okay. - Chris, no! 655 00:25:11,473 --> 00:25:13,466 What about Europe? What about sleeping on a bench in Paris? 656 00:25:13,547 --> 00:25:15,254 - We can’t do that now. I have to get a job. - No! 657 00:25:15,341 --> 00:25:16,652 - I have to make money. - No! 658 00:25:17,497 --> 00:25:19,424 It’s okay, really. 659 00:25:20,075 --> 00:25:22,397 You’re not even listening to each other. 660 00:25:22,485 --> 00:25:24,744 Oh, for God’s sake Francine, shut up! 661 00:25:24,995 --> 00:25:26,958 So, we’ll see you next Friday at three. 662 00:25:27,054 --> 00:25:30,004 And once again, sorry for the short notice. Okay, bye. 663 00:25:30,904 --> 00:25:31,930 Great, who’s next? 664 00:25:32,458 --> 00:25:33,738 Sheldon Harnick. 665 00:25:33,959 --> 00:25:35,138 Try and set him for Wednesday. 666 00:25:35,650 --> 00:25:38,109 Oh, and don’t tell him I’m pregnant. He hates pregnancy. 667 00:25:38,279 --> 00:25:39,447 Oh, how about a plumbing problem? 668 00:25:39,574 --> 00:25:40,271 Sounds good. 669 00:25:40,675 --> 00:25:42,545 Okay, so how are we doing? 670 00:25:43,506 --> 00:25:44,492 I’m not sure. 671 00:25:44,881 --> 00:25:47,158 Don’t be nervous. Everything’s going to be just fine. 672 00:25:47,291 --> 00:25:49,507 I just wanted to check on you and to see who’s going to be 673 00:25:49,548 --> 00:25:51,061 with you in the delivery room while it’s happening. 674 00:25:51,163 --> 00:25:53,498 Oh, my fiancé’s on his way. He’s on his way, right? 675 00:25:53,559 --> 00:25:54,453 Yes, he’s on his way. 676 00:25:54,683 --> 00:25:56,614 Okay, so when he gets here, he’ll come in with me. 677 00:25:56,741 --> 00:25:58,151 And if he doesn’t get here in time? 678 00:25:58,310 --> 00:25:59,447 Then we’ll just have to wait. 679 00:25:59,617 --> 00:26:01,312 I’m afraid that’s gonna be a little tough to arrange. 680 00:26:01,421 --> 00:26:02,690 Once it starts, that’s it. 681 00:26:04,085 --> 00:26:06,389 Okay, well, then I guess it’s Rory. 682 00:26:07,076 --> 00:26:07,783 Right? 683 00:26:10,605 --> 00:26:11,498 Absolutely. 684 00:26:11,600 --> 00:26:13,209 Okay, then I’m gonna get you a gown 685 00:26:13,261 --> 00:26:15,591 and some gloves so you’ll be all set in case you have to go in. 686 00:26:15,847 --> 00:26:17,706 - That sounds great. - I’ll be right back. 687 00:26:20,243 --> 00:26:21,396 Okay, where were we? 688 00:26:22,374 --> 00:26:25,018 Listen, Sherry, I really need a cup of coffee. 689 00:26:25,525 --> 00:26:27,154 Would you mind if I ran out really quick? 690 00:26:27,277 --> 00:26:29,357 Oh, no, go ahead. I’ll make the next few calls myself. 691 00:26:34,958 --> 00:26:37,631 - Hello? - Mom, they’re giving me gloves! 692 00:26:37,744 --> 00:26:38,738 What are you talking about? 693 00:26:38,861 --> 00:26:41,458 I don’t want gloves, I don’t want a gown, I don’t wanna be in there. 694 00:26:41,648 --> 00:26:42,288 In where? 695 00:26:42,422 --> 00:26:44,419 - In the delivery room with Sherry. - What? 696 00:26:44,629 --> 00:26:45,992 Dad’s not here yet and she’s freaking out 697 00:26:46,079 --> 00:26:47,534 and she told the nurse I’m going in and... 698 00:26:47,606 --> 00:26:48,748 Where are her other friends? 699 00:26:48,887 --> 00:26:50,860 They had to work. I’m here all by myself 700 00:26:50,906 --> 00:26:53,374 and I’m trying very hard to be calm but I’m starting to feel nauseous, 701 00:26:53,498 --> 00:26:56,316 and the hospital has a smell, and there are noises, 702 00:26:56,383 --> 00:26:59,154 and those gowns do not stay closed and I’ve seen a lot of butts today! And... 703 00:26:59,214 --> 00:27:00,435 Okay, sweetie, calm down. 704 00:27:00,522 --> 00:27:02,054 - I need you. - Rory. 705 00:27:02,167 --> 00:27:04,195 I need you, I need you here, I need you now. 706 00:27:04,846 --> 00:27:06,906 I cannot do this alone. I need my Mommy, 707 00:27:06,977 --> 00:27:08,468 and dammit, I don’t care who knows it! 708 00:27:08,596 --> 00:27:10,251 - What hospital is it? - Boston Memorial. 709 00:27:10,333 --> 00:27:12,295 - I’ll be right there. - I really, really like you. 710 00:27:12,372 --> 00:27:14,339 Tell Sherry to keep her legs crossed ‘til I get there. 711 00:27:14,467 --> 00:27:16,667 - Does that work? - No. Bye. 712 00:27:17,223 --> 00:27:19,571 Mom, I gotta go, I’m sorry. Dinner was great. 713 00:27:19,852 --> 00:27:20,718 Where are you going? 714 00:27:21,118 --> 00:27:23,741 Sherry’s freaking out and Rory’s the only one with her, 715 00:27:23,788 --> 00:27:24,837 so I’m going to the hospital. 716 00:27:25,288 --> 00:27:28,751 You’re going to be with Rory’s father’s girlfriend while she has his baby? 717 00:27:28,854 --> 00:27:31,579 Gee, Mom, I can’t at all tell what your opinion on that might be. 718 00:27:31,708 --> 00:27:32,543 Why would you do this? 719 00:27:32,645 --> 00:27:35,247 This woman pulled Christopher away from you, away from Rory. 720 00:27:35,397 --> 00:27:37,421 She destroyed any chance you might have had... 721 00:27:37,486 --> 00:27:39,403 Rory asked me to come, that’s why I’m going. 722 00:27:39,563 --> 00:27:41,529 I don’t understand what Rory’s doing there either. 723 00:27:41,616 --> 00:27:42,770 She’s going to have a sister. 724 00:27:42,892 --> 00:27:43,598 Half-sister. 725 00:27:43,692 --> 00:27:45,464 Thank you for a lovely dinner. I’ll see you next week. 726 00:28:22,792 --> 00:28:24,542 - Are you done? - Yes. 727 00:28:24,982 --> 00:28:26,939 Okay. Is anyone with you, hon? 728 00:28:27,062 --> 00:28:27,677 No. 729 00:28:27,796 --> 00:28:29,707 Someone will be up to get you in just a second. 730 00:28:29,884 --> 00:28:30,608 Thanks. 731 00:29:00,709 --> 00:29:02,675 Excuse me, Sherry Tinsdale’s room please? 732 00:29:02,860 --> 00:29:03,919 - Right through there. - Thank you. 733 00:29:05,204 --> 00:29:05,831 Mom! 734 00:29:06,572 --> 00:29:08,095 Thank you, thank you, thank you. 735 00:29:08,310 --> 00:29:10,611 You’re welcome, and I will be holding this over you for the next ten years. 736 00:29:10,683 --> 00:29:11,891 - What are you doing? - Xeroxing. 737 00:29:11,973 --> 00:29:12,492 What? 738 00:29:12,634 --> 00:29:15,436 Sherry had some status reports she promised to fax to people by tomorrow 739 00:29:15,502 --> 00:29:18,019 but she didn’t bring enough, and so I’ve been trying to find a Xerox machine. 740 00:29:18,102 --> 00:29:19,869 I finally conned someone in ICU into letting me use theirs. 741 00:29:19,955 --> 00:29:22,661 - I haven’t found a fax machine yet, but... - Okay, come on. 742 00:29:22,850 --> 00:29:24,464 - I have to fax these. - Let’s go. 743 00:29:24,561 --> 00:29:25,565 But we have a deadline. 744 00:29:27,029 --> 00:29:29,253 Yes, I’m having them faxed over right now. 745 00:29:29,536 --> 00:29:30,693 Yes, that’s right. 746 00:29:30,980 --> 00:29:33,362 I’m not sure if the numbers I have are the numbers that you have. 747 00:29:33,896 --> 00:29:34,921 That’s right, that’s bad. 748 00:29:36,862 --> 00:29:38,322 I think you should, too. 749 00:29:38,978 --> 00:29:41,191 - Did you get those things faxed? - Sherry, hang up. 750 00:29:41,560 --> 00:29:43,502 - No, I have to finish this call. - Just say goodbye. 751 00:29:43,662 --> 00:29:44,818 - But... - You’ll call ‘em back. 752 00:29:44,927 --> 00:29:46,965 Hi. Sherry’s gonna have to call you back. 753 00:29:47,805 --> 00:29:50,245 - Yeah, I promise. Okay, goodbye. - No, that was work. 754 00:29:50,726 --> 00:29:53,631 Sherry, you really shouldn’t be working right now. 755 00:29:53,728 --> 00:29:55,517 I can’t just stop everything because I’m... 756 00:29:56,167 --> 00:29:58,862 Having a baby. Admitting it is the first step, honey. 757 00:29:58,980 --> 00:30:00,629 I’m not ready. I had it planned. 758 00:30:00,828 --> 00:30:02,684 - Christopher was supposed to be here. - I know. 759 00:30:03,139 --> 00:30:04,077 I don’t know what to do. 760 00:30:04,221 --> 00:30:06,361 The first thing you have to do is calm down and stop working. 761 00:30:06,558 --> 00:30:09,427 And the second thing is, you need to tell me why you’re sitting like that. 762 00:30:09,554 --> 00:30:11,065 Maureen told me that Howard Stern said 763 00:30:11,132 --> 00:30:12,608 that if you squat, it makes the baby come out faster. 764 00:30:12,791 --> 00:30:16,102 Okay, as long as you have a sane reason from a reliable source. 765 00:30:16,291 --> 00:30:17,751 - I’m scared. - I know. 766 00:30:17,947 --> 00:30:20,144 It’s scary, and it hurts like hell. 767 00:30:20,272 --> 00:30:22,474 And remember, when it comes out not to look at it too hard 768 00:30:22,613 --> 00:30:25,959 until they give it a good cleaning, or you’ll think you gave birth to phlegm. 769 00:30:26,025 --> 00:30:29,293 But, once they give it a good scrub, it’s just unbelievably cool. 770 00:30:29,462 --> 00:30:30,094 Yeah? 771 00:30:30,370 --> 00:30:33,104 And look how good they grow up. Not bad, huh? 772 00:30:34,919 --> 00:30:35,873 I hope I get that lucky. 773 00:30:36,780 --> 00:30:37,802 I’ve got a good feeling. 774 00:30:39,433 --> 00:30:40,119 Thank you. 775 00:30:42,317 --> 00:30:42,901 Lorelai? 776 00:30:44,100 --> 00:30:44,606 Yeah? 777 00:30:44,961 --> 00:30:46,160 My ankles are starting to hurt. 778 00:30:46,539 --> 00:30:47,768 Okay, grab an arm. 779 00:30:52,927 --> 00:30:54,192 I’m glad you’re here. 780 00:30:54,315 --> 00:30:56,586 At this moment, you probably should be. 781 00:31:05,225 --> 00:31:07,597 - She’s jogging in place. - Why? 782 00:31:07,854 --> 00:31:10,241 I think she’s hoping to aerobicize the thing right out of there. 783 00:31:10,318 --> 00:31:11,214 Should we stop her? 784 00:31:11,292 --> 00:31:12,710 I tried. She almost took an eye out. 785 00:31:12,771 --> 00:31:13,811 That can’t be good for the baby. 786 00:31:14,417 --> 00:31:15,472 It’s probably no worse 787 00:31:15,553 --> 00:31:17,705 than the guilt trip it’s gonna get for showing up a week early. 788 00:31:17,766 --> 00:31:18,679 You do know it’s a girl. 789 00:31:18,798 --> 00:31:22,507 Yes, I should probably stop calling it "it". Her "it". 790 00:31:22,706 --> 00:31:23,951 I was just bringing you some coffee. 791 00:31:24,126 --> 00:31:25,995 Thanks. Did you try calling your dad again? 792 00:31:26,113 --> 00:31:28,798 His cell’s not in service or out of range or something. 793 00:31:28,880 --> 00:31:31,195 You do know if he doesn’t get here, I have to go in with her. 794 00:31:31,251 --> 00:31:31,897 Yes, I do. 795 00:31:32,030 --> 00:31:32,916 I don’t want to go in with her. 796 00:31:32,998 --> 00:31:34,178 At least you know what’s gonna happen. 797 00:31:34,311 --> 00:31:36,539 I had the cheap seat before. My view was quite a bit different. 798 00:31:39,675 --> 00:31:41,072 Hey, should we buy a camera or something? 799 00:31:41,190 --> 00:31:41,703 For what? 800 00:31:41,893 --> 00:31:43,455 If Dad doesn’t get here, shouldn’t we maybe... 801 00:31:43,532 --> 00:31:44,034 No. 802 00:31:44,132 --> 00:31:44,654 - But... - No. 803 00:31:44,735 --> 00:31:45,361 - Mom. - No. 804 00:31:45,556 --> 00:31:46,765 I just thought it would be nice. 805 00:31:48,338 --> 00:31:49,430 Lor, Rory! 806 00:31:49,599 --> 00:31:51,413 Oh, thank God you’re here, Chris. 807 00:31:51,637 --> 00:31:52,888 Has it happened? Did I miss it? 808 00:31:53,005 --> 00:31:54,706 - No. - You have perfect timing. 809 00:31:54,870 --> 00:31:56,894 I must’ve broken fifteen different laws getting here. 810 00:31:56,955 --> 00:31:58,579 I don’t even remember where I left my car. 811 00:31:58,804 --> 00:31:59,855 I thought I wasn’t gonna make it. 812 00:31:59,943 --> 00:32:02,206 Take a breath, you did make it, and Sherry’s gonna be thrilled. 813 00:32:02,329 --> 00:32:03,442 - Where is she? - Come on. 814 00:32:04,020 --> 00:32:04,957 - Is this... - Yeah. 815 00:32:07,140 --> 00:32:09,954 - Sherry! - Christopher, you’re here! 816 00:32:10,061 --> 00:32:11,997 I can’t believe you’re here. I didn’t think you’d make it. 817 00:32:12,806 --> 00:32:14,384 Are you kidding? You think I’d miss this. 818 00:32:14,687 --> 00:32:17,490 No, I’m sorry. It’s just, I’m just in a lot of pain and I can’t think straight. 819 00:32:17,776 --> 00:32:19,149 I take it this is your fiancé. 820 00:32:19,359 --> 00:32:20,625 Yeah, this is him. 821 00:32:20,943 --> 00:32:22,029 This is my Christopher. 822 00:32:22,536 --> 00:32:24,074 Well, Christopher, are you coming in with us? 823 00:32:24,215 --> 00:32:25,260 Try and stop me. 824 00:32:25,575 --> 00:32:26,844 Okay, let’s go then. 825 00:32:30,369 --> 00:32:31,727 We’ll be right here, waiting. 826 00:32:31,896 --> 00:32:32,491 Have fun. 827 00:32:33,987 --> 00:32:34,745 Have fun? 828 00:32:35,719 --> 00:32:36,363 Well... 829 00:32:39,710 --> 00:32:42,343 Okay, this is a big pain and I’d really like it to go away, please. 830 00:32:42,409 --> 00:32:43,157 Just breathe deep, honey. 831 00:32:43,234 --> 00:32:44,857 Breathing doesn’t help, can I hit you instead? 832 00:32:44,945 --> 00:32:45,385 What? 833 00:32:45,463 --> 00:32:47,436 Or pinch you really hard, ‘cause that might make me feel better. 834 00:32:47,512 --> 00:32:48,356 No, you cannot hit me. 835 00:32:48,435 --> 00:32:50,544 Can I bite you or pull your hair or use the Epilady on you 836 00:32:50,591 --> 00:32:52,056 ‘cause I really need to do something. 837 00:32:52,204 --> 00:32:53,727 Lorelai Gilmore! 838 00:32:53,839 --> 00:32:55,305 Wheel this a little faster, please. 839 00:32:55,528 --> 00:32:58,747 Lorelai, you do not do this. You do not just leave a person a note. 840 00:32:58,845 --> 00:32:59,936 Okay, see the timing here? 841 00:33:00,096 --> 00:33:02,692 "Dear Mom and Dad, I’m in labor. See you later, Lorelai. " 842 00:33:03,055 --> 00:33:04,669 Emily, please, I feel ridiculous. 843 00:33:04,751 --> 00:33:06,756 You’re having a baby – do you know that, Lorelai? 844 00:33:06,847 --> 00:33:08,363 That explains the stomachache. 845 00:33:08,461 --> 00:33:10,069 You do not leave your house when you are having a baby 846 00:33:10,120 --> 00:33:12,456 without telling your mother. You say, "Excuse me, Mom. 847 00:33:12,519 --> 00:33:14,792 I’m having a baby, give me a ride to the damn hospital!" 848 00:33:14,890 --> 00:33:16,832 Emily, please, I wore the wrong shoes for this. 849 00:33:16,986 --> 00:33:18,943 Of all the things in the world I had a right to do, 850 00:33:19,040 --> 00:33:20,947 driving my daughter to the hospital to give birth, 851 00:33:21,018 --> 00:33:24,594 especially since she’s sixteen years old and doesn’t have her driver’s license yet, 852 00:33:24,722 --> 00:33:26,070 is definitely one of them. 853 00:33:26,152 --> 00:33:27,729 Ma’am, I need to wait out here, please. 854 00:33:27,852 --> 00:33:28,324 Why? 855 00:33:28,400 --> 00:33:29,805 Because we’re going into the delivery room. 856 00:33:29,922 --> 00:33:30,684 I want to go in. 857 00:33:30,864 --> 00:33:32,818 - No, Mom, please. - Yes, Emily, please. 858 00:33:33,494 --> 00:33:34,820 Fine, we’ll be right here when you’re done. 859 00:33:34,974 --> 00:33:35,644 Super. 860 00:33:35,767 --> 00:33:37,576 And do not think we’re finished discussing this, young lady, 861 00:33:37,643 --> 00:33:40,983 - because we are not! - Emily, let’s just sit here. 862 00:33:44,709 --> 00:33:46,660 - I’m glad he got here. - Yeah. Me, too. 863 00:33:47,414 --> 00:33:48,366 So I guess now we wait? 864 00:33:49,211 --> 00:33:50,600 Yup, now we wait. 865 00:33:56,891 --> 00:33:58,294 Kirk, how long are you gonna sit here? 866 00:33:58,563 --> 00:33:59,238 What do you mean? 867 00:33:59,376 --> 00:34:00,529 It’s been four hours. Go home. 868 00:34:00,702 --> 00:34:02,291 It’s boring at home. My TV’s broken. 869 00:34:02,450 --> 00:34:03,992 - So do something else. - Like what? 870 00:34:04,079 --> 00:34:05,027 - Read a book. - What book? 871 00:34:05,134 --> 00:34:06,737 - Any book. - I’m gonna need a suggestion. 872 00:34:07,000 --> 00:34:07,681 Moby Dick. 873 00:34:07,994 --> 00:34:09,033 - That’s about the whale? - Yes. 874 00:34:09,905 --> 00:34:11,313 No. What else? 875 00:34:11,482 --> 00:34:12,835 Forget it, just sit there. 876 00:34:13,463 --> 00:34:16,763 So he just drove all the way to New York, picked up the cheese, 877 00:34:16,851 --> 00:34:19,322 drove back. Nobody talked about it ever again. 878 00:34:19,392 --> 00:34:20,570 Oh, God, I love cheese. 879 00:34:20,678 --> 00:34:22,713 You would’ve gotten along very well with my father. 880 00:34:23,476 --> 00:34:24,593 So, you want some coffee? 881 00:34:24,721 --> 00:34:25,551 I would love some coffee. 882 00:34:25,713 --> 00:34:27,481 Have a seat. Jess, coffee over here. 883 00:34:29,065 --> 00:34:29,942 So, I have to say, 884 00:34:30,546 --> 00:34:31,970 I really hated that restaurant. 885 00:34:32,056 --> 00:34:34,701 Good, I like that we’re on the same page here. 886 00:34:35,080 --> 00:34:36,982 I did, however, have a really good time. 887 00:34:37,109 --> 00:34:39,317 Once again, I like that we’re on the same page here. 888 00:34:39,927 --> 00:34:41,198 - Okay, coffee. - Thank you. 889 00:34:41,706 --> 00:34:42,477 Did you have a good time? 890 00:34:42,592 --> 00:34:43,668 Yes, we had a really good time. 891 00:34:44,358 --> 00:34:46,751 Okay, well, I’m going to go out for about an hour. 892 00:34:46,834 --> 00:34:48,119 What are you talking about? It’s 11:30. 893 00:34:48,195 --> 00:34:49,636 I know. I’m just gonna go out for about an hour. 894 00:34:49,764 --> 00:34:50,609 - Where? - Out. 895 00:34:50,706 --> 00:34:52,848 - Out where? - Out for about an hour. 896 00:34:52,930 --> 00:34:53,903 What are you talking about? 897 00:34:54,134 --> 00:34:56,301 I’m talking about going out for about an hour. 898 00:34:56,394 --> 00:34:57,464 What – you need more time? 899 00:34:58,190 --> 00:34:59,970 Nicole, will you excuse me for a minute? 900 00:35:00,250 --> 00:35:01,179 - Sure. - Okay. 901 00:35:13,300 --> 00:35:14,995 They have amazing communication. 902 00:35:27,861 --> 00:35:29,038 I guess I’m not going out for about an hour. 903 00:35:29,100 --> 00:35:29,998 Say goodnight, Jess. 904 00:35:30,165 --> 00:35:31,663 I don’t understand you, man. 905 00:35:31,719 --> 00:35:32,927 My mystique is part of my charm. 906 00:35:33,111 --> 00:35:34,750 You at least want me to take a walk around the block? 907 00:35:34,797 --> 00:35:35,935 - Jess. - Take an extra long shower? 908 00:35:36,006 --> 00:35:37,820 - Go upstairs. - Sorry, I tried. 909 00:35:45,479 --> 00:35:46,201 Lor? 910 00:35:48,205 --> 00:35:49,096 Are you a daddy? 911 00:35:50,829 --> 00:35:52,221 Come on, come look. 912 00:35:52,601 --> 00:35:53,754 We’ll wake Rory later. 913 00:36:08,718 --> 00:36:09,554 So how was it? 914 00:36:09,661 --> 00:36:12,826 Oh, man, Lor, in my wildest dreams, I never could’ve imagined. 915 00:36:12,883 --> 00:36:17,878 I’ve never been that nervous or terrified or nauseous in my entire life. 916 00:36:17,971 --> 00:36:22,541 It was like the most amazing thing ever in the world. 917 00:36:22,616 --> 00:36:23,494 It was like... 918 00:36:24,129 --> 00:36:25,728 - You know. - Yes, I do know. 919 00:36:26,209 --> 00:36:28,115 I’ve never seen anything like it. 920 00:36:28,246 --> 00:36:29,689 And Sherry was great. 921 00:36:29,871 --> 00:36:32,542 I’m flying, I mean it, I’m flying. 922 00:36:34,562 --> 00:36:35,324 There. 923 00:36:37,136 --> 00:36:39,281 - That’s my daughter. - I can tell. 924 00:36:39,377 --> 00:36:40,160 How? 925 00:36:40,462 --> 00:36:43,264 I think she conned that one out of his blanket. 926 00:36:44,305 --> 00:36:45,242 She’s perfect. 927 00:36:46,313 --> 00:36:47,475 Rory was perfect. 928 00:36:48,726 --> 00:36:50,862 She, however, is a good solid second. 929 00:36:52,036 --> 00:36:53,301 I just can’t believe it. 930 00:36:55,500 --> 00:36:56,472 She’s beautiful, 931 00:36:57,903 --> 00:36:58,573 really. 932 00:36:59,342 --> 00:37:00,805 Congratulations Christopher. 933 00:37:01,139 --> 00:37:01,837 Thank you. 934 00:37:02,897 --> 00:37:04,402 Thank you for everything. 935 00:37:06,945 --> 00:37:07,692 Of course. 936 00:37:21,389 --> 00:37:24,146 - She’s pretty. - She’s perfect. 937 00:37:25,373 --> 00:37:27,063 So, I guess we should get married. 938 00:37:35,655 --> 00:37:37,101 I should wake Rory, don’t you think? 939 00:37:38,544 --> 00:37:40,026 Yeah, she’d like to see this. 940 00:37:51,738 --> 00:37:55,466 I’ll get it, Leloni. You find out where that smell is coming from. 941 00:37:57,378 --> 00:37:58,531 - Lorelai. - Hi, Mom. 942 00:37:58,706 --> 00:38:00,479 What on Earth are you doing here? What is this? 943 00:38:00,550 --> 00:38:01,593 This is your new DVD player. 944 00:38:01,866 --> 00:38:02,736 My what? 945 00:38:02,952 --> 00:38:05,919 Plus, I picked up Singin’ in the Rain, Funny Girl, 946 00:38:05,979 --> 00:38:08,670 Easter Parade, An American in Paris, and as an added bonus, 947 00:38:08,777 --> 00:38:11,621 the new classic dance series – Urban Cowboy, Saturday Night Fever, 948 00:38:11,733 --> 00:38:13,214 Grease, Footloose, and Flashdance. 949 00:38:13,389 --> 00:38:16,678 Trust me, you’re gonna be cutting up your sweatshirts all weekend. 950 00:38:16,754 --> 00:38:17,407 Why did you do this? 951 00:38:17,508 --> 00:38:18,419 ‘Cause I thought you’d enjoy it. 952 00:38:18,757 --> 00:38:21,303 But I don’t know anything about a DVD player. 953 00:38:21,397 --> 00:38:23,559 Mom, trust me, once it’s hooked up, 954 00:38:23,630 --> 00:38:25,258 all you’ll have to know is how to press play. 955 00:38:25,494 --> 00:38:26,949 - But who’s gonna hook it up? - I am. 956 00:38:27,333 --> 00:38:28,559 You know how to hook this up? 957 00:38:28,660 --> 00:38:29,982 I know how to read an instruction manual. 958 00:38:30,126 --> 00:38:31,411 - Since when? - Please. 959 00:38:31,503 --> 00:38:33,185 Maybe we should get a professional. 960 00:38:33,421 --> 00:38:35,009 I can do this. Just give me five seconds here. 961 00:38:37,130 --> 00:38:37,816 Well? 962 00:38:39,430 --> 00:38:40,469 Well, can you do it? 963 00:38:41,176 --> 00:38:42,210 Oh, just forget it. 964 00:38:42,421 --> 00:38:46,254 Mom, please, just let me focus on this for one more second, 965 00:38:46,335 --> 00:38:49,794 and if I cannot do it, I’ll get a professional DVD guy in here to install it, okay? 966 00:38:50,757 --> 00:38:52,654 I still don’t understand why you got me this. 967 00:38:53,582 --> 00:38:55,574 I love this movie. 968 00:39:00,108 --> 00:39:01,205 Lorelai, we’re leaving! 969 00:39:02,112 --> 00:39:04,253 What do you know? She finally put Rory’s stroller away. 970 00:39:04,339 --> 00:39:06,165 It’s the first time in a year I haven’t tripped over that thing. 971 00:39:06,271 --> 00:39:06,977 Where’s my scarf? 972 00:39:07,105 --> 00:39:08,786 I told Tina to put everything out for you, Richard. 973 00:39:09,012 --> 00:39:10,621 - Out where? - Look on the table. 974 00:39:10,718 --> 00:39:12,502 You have to be more specific with her, Emily. 975 00:39:12,573 --> 00:39:13,326 Fine, Richard. 976 00:39:13,397 --> 00:39:15,637 There should be a designated place to put things. 977 00:39:15,763 --> 00:39:17,092 Whatever you say, Richard. 978 00:39:17,173 --> 00:39:20,043 Lorelai, we are leaving! Please acknowledge that! 979 00:39:20,182 --> 00:39:21,586 Where is that girl? 980 00:39:21,668 --> 00:39:23,711 This is not the scarf I asked for. 981 00:39:23,833 --> 00:39:25,437 It looks fine. Can you just wear it? 982 00:39:25,884 --> 00:39:27,799 No, I’m gonna go back upstairs 983 00:39:27,876 --> 00:39:29,799 and get the scarf I intended to wear in the first place. 984 00:39:30,265 --> 00:39:31,616 I’m surprised at you Emily. 985 00:39:31,970 --> 00:39:33,777 These are your friends we’re seeing tonight. 986 00:39:34,189 --> 00:39:36,889 You would have thought that my appearance would be a priority for you. 987 00:39:37,391 --> 00:39:39,880 I didn’t want to go to this thing in the first place. 988 00:39:40,280 --> 00:39:41,935 I have an early meeting in the morning, 989 00:39:42,012 --> 00:39:43,553 and I would much rather go to bed 990 00:39:43,656 --> 00:39:47,088 and ignore the fact that the symphony has to reupholster its mezzanine this year. 991 00:39:48,483 --> 00:39:49,251 Emily? 992 00:39:52,828 --> 00:39:53,788 Emily? 993 00:39:56,010 --> 00:39:58,190 - Well, can you do it? - I have no idea. 994 00:39:58,350 --> 00:39:59,805 Where are you going? Are you going to take it back? 995 00:39:59,891 --> 00:40:00,942 - I’m going upstairs. - Why? 996 00:40:01,055 --> 00:40:02,960 I think I should put this in your bedroom. That’s your best TV. 997 00:40:03,074 --> 00:40:04,646 You just said you didn’t know how to hook that up. 998 00:40:04,753 --> 00:40:05,655 I’ll figure it out. 999 00:40:05,855 --> 00:40:08,791 But there are wires involved and connections and electricity. 1000 00:40:08,873 --> 00:40:10,246 You could hurt yourself or set the house on fire. 1001 00:40:10,363 --> 00:40:12,357 In your Easter bonnet... 1002 00:40:12,546 --> 00:40:15,252 - You could ruin our television set. - ... with all the frills upon it, 1003 00:40:15,342 --> 00:40:19,801 you’ll be the grandest fella in the Easter parade. 1004 00:40:19,919 --> 00:40:22,178 - I'll be all in clover... - I don’t like being ignored, Lorelai. 1005 00:40:22,264 --> 00:40:27,455 ...and when they look us over, we’ll be the proudest people in the Easter parade. 1006 00:40:28,099 --> 00:40:31,145 Tip for download: Open Subtitles MKV Player