1 00:00:02,000 --> 00:00:07,040 This programme contains some strong language and some scenes which some viewers may find upsetting 2 00:00:08,400 --> 00:00:11,800 ..And one night I decided to go for a walk. 3 00:00:11,800 --> 00:00:13,560 HE SHRIEKS 4 00:00:13,640 --> 00:00:17,000 I was only scratched... I..."survived". 5 00:00:17,000 --> 00:00:20,240 - There's no escape from it. - Then why are we even trying? 6 00:00:20,240 --> 00:00:22,760 HE SCREAMS 7 00:00:22,760 --> 00:00:24,560 We have to protect the household. 8 00:00:24,560 --> 00:00:28,160 - YOU have just smashed up the household. - You're a ghost! 9 00:00:28,160 --> 00:00:29,240 Yeah, OK. 10 00:00:29,240 --> 00:00:32,280 - She can't be seen by human. - Bad dog! 11 00:00:32,280 --> 00:00:36,720 This is nature. This is tectonic plates shifting. 12 00:00:36,720 --> 00:00:39,640 - What did you do to her?! - You just need to let her drink from you. 13 00:00:39,640 --> 00:00:42,360 - DO something! - Not another one... I can't... 14 00:00:42,360 --> 00:00:45,800 And the only thing you and me get to choose, 15 00:00:45,800 --> 00:00:48,240 is which side we're on when it happens. 16 00:00:55,440 --> 00:00:58,160 He should be dead within 30 seconds. 17 00:00:58,160 --> 00:00:59,280 PIERCING SCREAM 18 00:00:59,280 --> 00:01:02,360 The werewolf heart is about two thirds the size of a humans. 19 00:01:02,360 --> 00:01:05,280 But in order to shrink, first it has to stop. 20 00:01:05,280 --> 00:01:08,680 In other words, he has a heart attack. 21 00:01:08,680 --> 00:01:11,360 All the internal organs are smaller, 22 00:01:11,360 --> 00:01:13,480 so while he's having his heart attack, 23 00:01:13,480 --> 00:01:15,720 he's having liver and kidney failure too. 24 00:01:15,720 --> 00:01:19,520 And if he stops screaming, it's not because the pain has dulled. 25 00:01:19,520 --> 00:01:23,600 His throat, gullet and vocal chords are tearing and reforming. 26 00:01:23,600 --> 00:01:25,520 He literally can't make a sound. 27 00:01:25,520 --> 00:01:30,240 By now the pituitary gland should be working overtime, flooding his body 28 00:01:30,240 --> 00:01:34,240 with endorphins to ease some of the pain, but that too has shut down. 29 00:01:34,240 --> 00:01:38,520 Anyone else would have died of shock long ago, but it won't let him. 30 00:01:38,520 --> 00:01:40,880 And that's the thing I find most remarkable. 31 00:01:40,880 --> 00:01:43,600 It drags him through the fire and keeps him alive and 32 00:01:43,600 --> 00:01:49,120 conscious to endure every second. Nothing like this could just evolve. 33 00:01:49,120 --> 00:01:51,920 This is the fingerprint of God. 34 00:01:51,920 --> 00:01:55,400 An impossible lethal curse, spread by tooth and claw. 35 00:01:55,400 --> 00:01:57,640 Victim begets victim, begets victim. 36 00:01:57,640 --> 00:02:01,520 It's so cruel, it's...perfect. 37 00:02:12,880 --> 00:02:14,920 LEAVES RUSTLING 38 00:02:20,960 --> 00:02:24,280 How the hell do you get home? 39 00:02:26,240 --> 00:02:30,000 You've got no clothes, no transport. I guess you ring someone. 40 00:02:30,000 --> 00:02:33,720 Though God only knows where you keep the change for the phone. 41 00:02:33,720 --> 00:02:37,160 George, come back! 42 00:02:39,600 --> 00:02:41,520 George! I know what you are! 43 00:02:48,520 --> 00:02:50,280 - What?... - I know what you are. 44 00:02:52,200 --> 00:02:55,080 - And what... what's that? - A werewolf. 45 00:02:56,640 --> 00:02:57,840 That's... 46 00:02:58,800 --> 00:03:01,520 Why would you say something like that? 47 00:03:02,720 --> 00:03:03,920 Because I'm one too. 48 00:03:11,480 --> 00:03:14,560 Wait a second, George. I just want to talk... 49 00:03:14,560 --> 00:03:17,400 You gonna leave like that? I brought spare clothes, 50 00:03:17,400 --> 00:03:19,560 at least take them. You'll be arrested. 51 00:03:32,480 --> 00:03:35,840 - Where did you get them? - What? 52 00:03:35,840 --> 00:03:36,960 The clothes. 53 00:03:36,960 --> 00:03:40,280 You say you transformed last night as well, but you're dressed. 54 00:03:40,280 --> 00:03:45,400 - You've got these, how do I know you are one of them? - One of "them"? 55 00:03:45,400 --> 00:03:48,880 This soon after your transformation, your senses are in overdrive. 56 00:03:48,880 --> 00:03:52,120 Sight, smell, hearing, all off the scale. And every one of them 57 00:03:52,120 --> 00:03:56,160 is talking to you, screaming at you, that this is true. 58 00:03:58,520 --> 00:04:01,520 Look. I've been doing this for years 59 00:04:01,520 --> 00:04:05,640 and there's loads of things that I've discovered. Not just the clothes. 60 00:04:05,640 --> 00:04:08,960 Tricks of the trade, things that'll make it just a little bit easier. 61 00:04:08,960 --> 00:04:10,520 I don't want to make it easier. 62 00:04:10,520 --> 00:04:15,080 I don't want it to be something I accept and allow into my life. 63 00:04:15,080 --> 00:04:17,400 Oh, no, sure, you're a single hospital porter. 64 00:04:17,400 --> 00:04:20,240 I bet your week's a round of ambassador's receptions. 65 00:04:20,240 --> 00:04:24,880 I have a life. I have friends. I live with some friends - I do! 66 00:04:24,880 --> 00:04:27,440 A ghost and a vampire, actually. 67 00:04:27,440 --> 00:04:30,880 - A vampire? - Oh, yes. They exist too, you know? 68 00:04:30,880 --> 00:04:34,240 I know they exist. I keep getting beaten up by the bastards. 69 00:04:34,240 --> 00:04:35,680 Who are you, anyway? 70 00:04:35,680 --> 00:04:38,520 - People call me Tully. - Well, how did you find me? 71 00:04:38,520 --> 00:04:43,000 - You're a werewolf living in Bristol, it kind of narrows the field. - Why?! 72 00:04:43,000 --> 00:04:44,200 Why did you find me? 73 00:04:44,200 --> 00:04:46,640 Because... 74 00:04:46,640 --> 00:04:48,560 Safety in numbers. 75 00:04:48,560 --> 00:04:50,840 I hear stuff. 76 00:04:50,840 --> 00:04:53,040 Something's about to happen. 77 00:04:53,040 --> 00:04:55,840 I figure that me and... we should stick together. 78 00:04:55,840 --> 00:04:58,320 - What's about to happen? - Ask your friend. 79 00:05:00,400 --> 00:05:01,920 Well, anyway. 80 00:05:03,640 --> 00:05:06,200 Thank you for the clothes. 81 00:05:09,040 --> 00:05:11,680 But this...nah-ah. 82 00:05:11,680 --> 00:05:14,880 Don't try to follow me. 83 00:05:14,880 --> 00:05:16,200 We're done here. 84 00:05:35,440 --> 00:05:37,080 HE KNOCKS 85 00:05:39,520 --> 00:05:40,800 George! 86 00:05:40,800 --> 00:05:43,560 - Excellent! Let me introduce you to everyone. - What?! 87 00:05:45,080 --> 00:05:46,480 Everyone, this is George! 88 00:05:46,480 --> 00:05:51,720 - Hello. - He doesn't bite! Well, only at a full moon! 89 00:05:51,720 --> 00:05:55,920 This is Carol. From number 12. Carol is a keen gardener 90 00:05:55,920 --> 00:06:00,080 and a former Miss Isle of Wight! 91 00:06:00,080 --> 00:06:05,880 This is Lee from number ten. Lee has been... "working away" 92 00:06:05,880 --> 00:06:10,600 for the last 18 months and knows pretty much all there is to know 93 00:06:10,600 --> 00:06:11,800 about Vin Diesel. 94 00:06:11,800 --> 00:06:13,240 For instance, did you know, 95 00:06:13,240 --> 00:06:16,440 that before his big break in Pitch Black, Vin Diesel wrote 96 00:06:16,440 --> 00:06:20,760 two short films that were entered in the Cannes AND Sundance 97 00:06:20,760 --> 00:06:22,040 Film Festivals? 98 00:06:22,040 --> 00:06:26,040 - I did not know that... - Over here we have Alfred and Joyce. 99 00:06:26,040 --> 00:06:31,480 Rory, Imran and Cassie. And they're doing...Media Studies? 100 00:06:31,480 --> 00:06:34,320 At the College, and... ooh, get this, right - 101 00:06:34,320 --> 00:06:37,600 Cassie only has one kidney. 102 00:06:37,600 --> 00:06:40,800 She was born that way - nobody knows why. 103 00:06:40,800 --> 00:06:44,200 Anyway, the rest you'll have to meet for yourself. 104 00:06:48,720 --> 00:06:51,760 What are all these people doing in our house?! 105 00:06:51,760 --> 00:06:55,080 I've been thinking. This whole thing - getting the house - 106 00:06:55,080 --> 00:06:58,720 it was to participate, to join humanity. 107 00:06:58,720 --> 00:07:02,120 And what have we done? A few trips down to the pub. It's pathetic. 108 00:07:02,120 --> 00:07:06,000 This is what being human is about, this is what I chose. 109 00:07:06,000 --> 00:07:08,520 - You chose? - We chose. We all chose. 110 00:07:08,520 --> 00:07:10,800 We can't just dip our toe, 111 00:07:10,800 --> 00:07:15,000 we need to...dive into the churn of humanity. 112 00:07:15,000 --> 00:07:18,640 - Laugh with them, listen to their stories. - About Vin Diesel. 113 00:07:18,640 --> 00:07:20,960 A remarkable man, I'm starting to realise. 114 00:07:20,960 --> 00:07:23,920 - It's a bit...risky, isn't it? - What's more suspicious? 115 00:07:23,920 --> 00:07:27,840 Three shadowy, secretive people who never come out, 116 00:07:27,840 --> 00:07:29,760 never talk to anyone. 117 00:07:29,760 --> 00:07:32,760 Or three friendly, welcoming guys, 118 00:07:32,760 --> 00:07:35,680 always nice and chatty, their door's always open? 119 00:07:35,680 --> 00:07:37,640 I don't mean just risky for us. 120 00:07:37,640 --> 00:07:40,320 We should hide in plain sight. 121 00:07:40,320 --> 00:07:42,360 Stop being ashamed. 122 00:07:42,360 --> 00:07:45,240 Invite the world in. 123 00:07:52,320 --> 00:07:53,440 Oh! 124 00:07:53,440 --> 00:07:56,280 - Hi. - Hi. What the hell has brought this on? 125 00:07:56,280 --> 00:07:59,640 Since Becca died, he's barely left his room, barely said a word. 126 00:07:59,640 --> 00:08:01,520 Now, and now this? 127 00:08:01,520 --> 00:08:05,200 - Maybe he's had a blow to the head. - I'm sorry? - Happened to my nan. 128 00:08:05,200 --> 00:08:08,800 She got hit in the head by a radio controlled plane at a county fair. 129 00:08:08,800 --> 00:08:12,480 From that moment - obsessed with pygmy goats. 130 00:08:12,480 --> 00:08:15,560 There wasn't a single bit of that sentence I understood. 131 00:08:15,560 --> 00:08:18,680 - Can they even see you? - Just you and Mitchell. 132 00:08:18,680 --> 00:08:22,600 Supernaturals, not humans. Since I saw Owen, I'm... 133 00:08:22,600 --> 00:08:24,720 I'm not here. 134 00:08:24,720 --> 00:08:26,360 I'm past tense. 135 00:08:26,360 --> 00:08:28,440 We have to put a stop to this. 136 00:08:28,440 --> 00:08:31,080 Doesn't he understand, these people are British? 137 00:08:31,080 --> 00:08:32,960 You're not allowed to talk to 138 00:08:32,960 --> 00:08:36,760 your neighbours until you've nodded at them for 15 years. 139 00:08:36,760 --> 00:08:40,440 Just look at them. This must be absolutely terrifying. 140 00:08:40,440 --> 00:08:43,680 ..The screenplay for Pitch Black, and in contrasting... 141 00:08:43,680 --> 00:08:46,160 Oh, my bloody God. 142 00:08:46,160 --> 00:08:49,360 - Excuse me - sorry. - Fascinating. I'll be right back. 143 00:08:56,840 --> 00:08:58,400 I told you not to follow me. 144 00:08:58,400 --> 00:09:01,400 I didn't need to - I've known where you've lived for weeks. 145 00:09:02,840 --> 00:09:06,880 I was thinking about your friends. You know, I wanted to meet them. 146 00:09:06,880 --> 00:09:09,400 You - you're not meeting my friends. 147 00:09:09,400 --> 00:09:12,920 - I am house trained, you know? - I'm going to make this very simple. 148 00:09:14,120 --> 00:09:15,440 Piss off! 149 00:09:16,400 --> 00:09:19,120 Why? Answer me that, George. 150 00:09:19,120 --> 00:09:21,360 Why are you being like this? 151 00:09:25,640 --> 00:09:27,760 I like to keep things separate. 152 00:09:27,760 --> 00:09:31,000 The house is the house, and the thing that happens to me 153 00:09:31,000 --> 00:09:33,680 every month - that's something else. 154 00:09:33,680 --> 00:09:36,360 Look, I transformed here last month 155 00:09:36,360 --> 00:09:39,200 and it...it does not belong here, do you understand? 156 00:09:40,920 --> 00:09:42,480 What's your greatest fear? 157 00:09:42,480 --> 00:09:45,280 What, what do you think? 158 00:09:45,280 --> 00:09:48,240 That I'll bite someone. 159 00:09:48,240 --> 00:09:50,320 That I'll kill someone. 160 00:09:50,320 --> 00:09:53,320 Then let me teach you how to manage the condition. 161 00:09:53,320 --> 00:09:55,840 I can make it safer for you. 162 00:09:55,840 --> 00:09:57,880 Not just for you, for everyone. 163 00:09:59,160 --> 00:10:02,800 What is there to object to about that? Mm? 164 00:10:02,800 --> 00:10:04,480 Everything all right, George? 165 00:10:07,440 --> 00:10:10,400 I've been hitching round the South, sleeping rough... 166 00:10:10,400 --> 00:10:12,240 transforming in the countryside. 167 00:10:12,240 --> 00:10:14,440 Anyway, couple of months ago, 168 00:10:14,440 --> 00:10:18,280 I find these clothes in the forest, all folded neatly, 169 00:10:18,280 --> 00:10:21,760 and I think, "that's odd", and it was the day after a full moon, 170 00:10:21,760 --> 00:10:23,680 so my senses were still pretty sharp. 171 00:10:23,680 --> 00:10:26,080 And there's no mistaking that scent. 172 00:10:26,080 --> 00:10:28,240 So I spent the next week week in the library, 173 00:10:28,240 --> 00:10:31,040 looking over the local newspaper websites. 174 00:10:31,040 --> 00:10:34,040 - What you looking for? - Animal attacks. Anything like that. 175 00:10:34,040 --> 00:10:37,080 And I'm about to give up... 176 00:10:37,080 --> 00:10:39,200 when there it is. Scotland. 177 00:10:39,200 --> 00:10:41,040 Stirling Gazette. 2007. 178 00:10:41,040 --> 00:10:44,520 "Tourists attacked by wolf." 179 00:10:44,520 --> 00:10:47,240 So now I've got a name. I had a pretty good sense of the 180 00:10:47,240 --> 00:10:51,120 places he was using to transform, and it was just a case of biding my time. 181 00:10:51,120 --> 00:10:53,120 Oh, so you've been sleeping rough? 182 00:10:53,120 --> 00:10:57,040 Well, now and again someone will offer me a bed. 183 00:10:57,040 --> 00:10:59,240 Though that usually means sharing. 184 00:10:59,240 --> 00:11:01,800 SHE GIGGLES 185 00:11:01,800 --> 00:11:03,760 The earth my pillow, my canopy the stars. 186 00:11:03,760 --> 00:11:06,160 Oh, I'd like to see George living like that. 187 00:11:06,160 --> 00:11:09,560 He had a panic attack in The Eden Project. 188 00:11:11,120 --> 00:11:14,800 The freedom is addictive. Though it can be hard sometimes, you know? 189 00:11:14,800 --> 00:11:20,320 You know, what you've got here, yeah? This... this sanctuary... 190 00:11:20,320 --> 00:11:23,680 I don't know. Sometimes I'm my own worst enemy. 191 00:11:23,680 --> 00:11:25,440 Tully is as Tully does. 192 00:11:28,400 --> 00:11:30,040 Oh, God. 193 00:11:30,040 --> 00:11:33,200 - Why are you laughing? - I have no idea! 194 00:11:34,120 --> 00:11:35,440 I don't mean to stare, 195 00:11:35,440 --> 00:11:38,880 but I've seen people like you before, people who've passed over. 196 00:11:38,880 --> 00:11:43,480 But never so solid, so vibrant. 197 00:11:43,480 --> 00:11:45,320 You're not like a ghost... 198 00:11:46,760 --> 00:11:48,680 - You're more like... - A zombie? 199 00:11:48,680 --> 00:11:50,640 I was going to say an angel. 200 00:11:50,640 --> 00:11:52,560 SHE GIGGLES 201 00:11:58,240 --> 00:12:00,880 - Can I ask you a question? - Please. 202 00:12:00,880 --> 00:12:04,400 There's not many vampires that would break bread with a werewolf. 203 00:12:04,400 --> 00:12:07,480 - I'm lapsed. - Oh. 204 00:12:07,480 --> 00:12:10,320 "A mirror reflects a man's face, but what he's really like 205 00:12:10,320 --> 00:12:13,040 "is shown by the kind of friends he chooses." 206 00:12:13,040 --> 00:12:17,000 Proverbs, 27:19. Or something like that. 207 00:12:17,000 --> 00:12:19,760 Lapsed Catholic. 208 00:12:19,760 --> 00:12:24,400 - Where are you sleeping tonight? - In the arms of Mother Nature, as always. 209 00:12:24,400 --> 00:12:27,000 Is just saying "outside" really that hard? 210 00:12:27,000 --> 00:12:28,680 - Why don't you stay with us? - What? 211 00:12:28,680 --> 00:12:32,080 - What? - Just for a couple of days. The sofa is the best we can offer, 212 00:12:32,080 --> 00:12:35,320 But it's warm and there's tea and a telly. What do you think, Annie? 213 00:12:35,320 --> 00:12:36,880 Mmm. 214 00:12:36,880 --> 00:12:38,440 I wouldn't wanna impose... 215 00:12:38,440 --> 00:12:42,560 - No? Fair enough. - You wouldn't be, you wouldn't be. You wouldn't be. 216 00:12:42,560 --> 00:12:46,400 - Well, I am fighting a cold... - Well, fresh air's the best cure... 217 00:12:46,400 --> 00:12:49,240 Then it's settled. Who wants another beer? 218 00:12:52,960 --> 00:12:55,960 So...how long have you been a werewolf then? 219 00:12:55,960 --> 00:12:57,600 What the hell are you doing? 220 00:12:57,600 --> 00:13:01,880 I've told you. We need to embrace humanity. Let the world in. 221 00:13:01,880 --> 00:13:05,280 - Yeah, but he isn't human. - Well, in that case, neither are you. 222 00:13:05,280 --> 00:13:08,720 It's Annie I'm thinking off. She's very low at the moment, very... 223 00:13:08,720 --> 00:13:10,600 very vulnerable. Having Tully here 224 00:13:10,600 --> 00:13:13,800 is putting her under a lot of strain already, you can see it. 225 00:13:13,800 --> 00:13:16,360 SHE LAUGHS DELIGHTEDLY 226 00:13:16,360 --> 00:13:18,440 This whole... 227 00:13:18,440 --> 00:13:20,560 no, er, er, er - I've changed my mind. 228 00:13:20,560 --> 00:13:23,000 - The deal, the deal's off. - What deal? 229 00:13:24,520 --> 00:13:27,200 He said he can show me ways to manage the condition. 230 00:13:27,200 --> 00:13:30,400 - And in return I said I'd let him meet you two. - But that's great! 231 00:13:30,400 --> 00:13:34,120 It's not great, because now it's here. Isn't it bad enough this thing 232 00:13:34,120 --> 00:13:37,640 happens to me once a month, can't I have somewhere I can hide from it? 233 00:13:37,640 --> 00:13:39,600 You get to hide for 27 days out of 28. 234 00:13:39,600 --> 00:13:43,720 - That's pretty good going from where I'm standing. - You know what this is? 235 00:13:43,720 --> 00:13:47,080 You've forgotten what it's like to see your own reflection. 236 00:13:47,080 --> 00:13:50,680 To be faced with yourself, what you are, every day. 237 00:13:50,680 --> 00:13:55,040 Mitchell, the house is my way of coping. 238 00:13:55,040 --> 00:13:56,400 I want to close that door. 239 00:13:56,400 --> 00:13:58,640 I'm allowed to close that door and forget. 240 00:13:58,640 --> 00:14:01,920 I can't even believe we're having this conversation. 241 00:14:01,920 --> 00:14:05,760 If someone could teach me ways to control what I am?! Jesus Christ, 242 00:14:05,760 --> 00:14:08,480 I'd jump at the chance. 243 00:14:16,640 --> 00:14:18,640 RADIO PLAYS 244 00:14:32,080 --> 00:14:34,320 Erm...what's this? 245 00:14:34,320 --> 00:14:36,400 Hey...morning. 246 00:14:36,400 --> 00:14:39,840 Boys have gone to work. Gotta make you some breakfast. 247 00:14:39,840 --> 00:14:41,280 Dunno whose eggs they are - 248 00:14:41,280 --> 00:14:44,400 Used to live with some boys, and the flaming rows we had about 249 00:14:44,400 --> 00:14:45,680 who ate whose food. 250 00:14:45,680 --> 00:14:47,320 Oh, I can't eat. 251 00:14:47,320 --> 00:14:50,440 - What? - I can't eat. Or drink. 252 00:14:50,440 --> 00:14:53,600 It's just, I'm...dead. 253 00:14:53,600 --> 00:14:56,200 Oh, my God. 254 00:14:56,200 --> 00:14:58,800 Oh, no! Don't worry. Oh, no, it's OK, it's fine. 255 00:14:58,800 --> 00:15:00,480 Well, it's bonkers, really. 256 00:15:04,120 --> 00:15:06,600 So, er, how did you sleep? 257 00:15:06,600 --> 00:15:09,360 Yeah, like a baby. 258 00:15:10,200 --> 00:15:13,560 Do you...can I ask...do you sleep? 259 00:15:13,560 --> 00:15:16,520 Erm, Mitchell says I should try. Even if it's just a doze. 260 00:15:16,520 --> 00:15:19,000 He says it would do me good. But I don't know. 261 00:15:19,000 --> 00:15:20,560 Don't think I want to. 262 00:15:20,560 --> 00:15:23,840 - Why? - Well, I might dream. 263 00:15:25,720 --> 00:15:29,760 Seems a shame to waste it - do you mind if I get stuck in? 264 00:15:32,040 --> 00:15:33,120 Can I watch you? 265 00:15:36,160 --> 00:15:37,320 Watch me eat? 266 00:15:37,320 --> 00:15:41,360 It's... when I was with Owen, sometimes I'd wake up 267 00:15:41,360 --> 00:15:44,920 really early, come down, have my tea and my cereal, 268 00:15:44,920 --> 00:15:48,440 and then I'd make his breakfast. 269 00:15:48,440 --> 00:15:52,600 He'd come down and sit with me and we'd talk, 270 00:15:52,600 --> 00:15:56,160 while he ate the breakfast that I made for him. 271 00:15:56,160 --> 00:16:02,360 The boys...I don't know, I've never asked, that would be weird. 272 00:16:02,360 --> 00:16:04,920 But with you, I... 273 00:16:06,240 --> 00:16:10,240 Oh, God, I'm sorry, this is so silly. I'm really sorry, sorry. 274 00:16:10,240 --> 00:16:13,440 Please, please. I'd like that. 275 00:16:14,680 --> 00:16:16,080 I'd like that. 276 00:16:18,280 --> 00:16:19,640 OK. 277 00:16:41,360 --> 00:16:44,320 And you can stop right there. 278 00:16:44,320 --> 00:16:47,640 - Who's this? - Um, Mrs James. - Uh huh. 279 00:16:47,640 --> 00:16:49,760 And she is on my ward because? 280 00:16:49,760 --> 00:16:53,400 Dr Newell in A&E said it was all arranged. 281 00:16:53,400 --> 00:16:58,120 Hi, Mrs James? Mrs James. I'm Nina, I'm the, er, acting Ward Sister. 282 00:16:58,120 --> 00:17:03,280 Look, um, I'm gonna get Sasha here to make you a cup of tea, 283 00:17:03,280 --> 00:17:06,080 just while I sort all this out, all right? 284 00:17:08,160 --> 00:17:12,160 Here's the thing. Dr Newell is a cock. 285 00:17:12,160 --> 00:17:16,520 This has been proven by scientists. Look we haven't got any beds, OK? He 286 00:17:16,520 --> 00:17:20,200 knows this because he called me and I told him we haven't got any beds. 287 00:17:20,200 --> 00:17:23,320 But see, he's gone ahead and discharged her from A&E 288 00:17:23,320 --> 00:17:26,720 and sent her here anyway. By now somebody else will be in 289 00:17:26,720 --> 00:17:30,480 - Mrs James's bed leaving her "without portfolio". - So where do I take her? 290 00:17:30,480 --> 00:17:33,440 - What's your place like? - What? - I don't know, 291 00:17:33,440 --> 00:17:36,360 it could be the start of something. She's has a twinkle. 292 00:17:36,360 --> 00:17:38,000 I... I can't take her home... 293 00:17:38,000 --> 00:17:39,920 Tip for the future, right? 294 00:17:39,920 --> 00:17:43,680 If you ever think a doctor is lying, check if their lips are moving. 295 00:17:43,680 --> 00:17:46,240 Look, just turn around. Walk away. 296 00:17:46,240 --> 00:17:48,320 I will sort this. 297 00:17:48,320 --> 00:17:50,520 Look, look I, I'm sorry if... 298 00:17:50,520 --> 00:17:52,400 How long have you worked here? 299 00:17:52,400 --> 00:17:55,600 - About a year. - Oof, then you should know better. 300 00:18:04,800 --> 00:18:07,160 OK, let's get this over with. 301 00:18:09,680 --> 00:18:14,400 Lesson one - preparation. For a safe, stress-free transformation, 302 00:18:14,400 --> 00:18:17,600 - it's all about the preparation. - Is this going to take long? 303 00:18:17,600 --> 00:18:22,080 What we need first - spare set of clothes... Wet wipes... 304 00:18:22,080 --> 00:18:25,480 - Er, wet wipes? - To clean yourself up in the morning. 305 00:18:25,480 --> 00:18:28,480 Bananas, in case you haven't eaten during the night. 306 00:18:30,080 --> 00:18:33,200 - Oh, has your stomach adjusted yet? - How do you mean? 307 00:18:33,200 --> 00:18:37,080 The wolf stomach can digest raw meat in a way the human stomach can't. 308 00:18:37,080 --> 00:18:39,560 First few months, when I transformed back... 309 00:18:39,560 --> 00:18:42,080 I'd throw up all these animals I'd killed. Uggh. 310 00:18:42,080 --> 00:18:43,840 - There's a lovely thought. - What? 311 00:18:43,840 --> 00:18:47,480 Well, even after I've changed back, I'm still... changed. 312 00:18:47,480 --> 00:18:49,320 There's nothing I can do about it. 313 00:18:49,320 --> 00:18:52,520 Water for rehydration. Emergency pound for the phone. 314 00:18:52,520 --> 00:18:54,840 Mitchell must have suggested some of this? 315 00:18:54,840 --> 00:18:58,080 No, it's not really his thing. What's the other bag for? 316 00:18:58,080 --> 00:18:59,600 Double-bagging. 317 00:18:59,600 --> 00:19:02,680 You always double-bag, George. 318 00:19:04,280 --> 00:19:06,000 Oh, where the hell are we going? 319 00:19:07,520 --> 00:19:10,000 Is this going to take long? Ow! 320 00:19:29,440 --> 00:19:31,520 Couldn't I just transform in here? 321 00:19:31,520 --> 00:19:35,960 Too risky. Perfect place to leave your wet wipes and clothes, 322 00:19:35,960 --> 00:19:38,080 - but you can't stay here. - Why not? 323 00:19:38,080 --> 00:19:41,960 Buy some padlocks for the door, it's ideal! 324 00:19:41,960 --> 00:19:43,360 What if someone hears you? 325 00:19:43,360 --> 00:19:46,960 Rings the police, "There's some animal locked in a shed!" 326 00:19:46,960 --> 00:19:50,320 The police turn up, guns, tranquilisers, you're trapped. 327 00:19:50,320 --> 00:19:53,080 You're safer outside, where you can make a quick getaway. 328 00:19:53,080 --> 00:19:54,480 What about everyone else? 329 00:19:54,480 --> 00:19:57,480 It's not safer for them with me running all over the country. 330 00:19:57,480 --> 00:20:00,040 You won't be. Check this out. 331 00:20:07,600 --> 00:20:10,760 - What's that? - It's a chicken on a piece of string. 332 00:20:10,760 --> 00:20:13,520 And that helps us how, exactly? 333 00:20:13,520 --> 00:20:19,400 - We take it for a walk. - Okaaaaay. - Using the shed as a centre point 334 00:20:19,400 --> 00:20:23,840 we walk in a circle, a mile or so in diameter, dragging this behind us. 335 00:20:23,840 --> 00:20:26,320 Once you've transformed you'll skulk around a bit, 336 00:20:26,320 --> 00:20:29,080 till eventually you pick up the scent of the chicken. 337 00:20:29,080 --> 00:20:30,520 If you follow it, 338 00:20:30,520 --> 00:20:34,320 it'll just take you in a wide circle and you won't stray beyond. 339 00:20:34,320 --> 00:20:37,200 You're safe. Everyone's safe. 340 00:20:40,800 --> 00:20:43,880 Admit it. You're impressed. 341 00:20:48,760 --> 00:20:50,120 Right, check list... 342 00:20:50,120 --> 00:20:52,960 MUSIC: "Something Inside Of Me" by The Coral 343 00:20:52,960 --> 00:20:55,560 # Something inside of me 344 00:20:55,560 --> 00:20:59,680 # Feels like I've been wanting you forever 345 00:20:59,680 --> 00:21:03,200 # There'll never be another century 346 00:21:03,200 --> 00:21:06,800 # There's no time to think about the weather 347 00:21:06,800 --> 00:21:09,920 # When there's something inside of me 348 00:21:09,920 --> 00:21:14,240 # There's something inside of me-e 349 00:21:14,240 --> 00:21:16,800 # Something inside of me 350 00:21:16,800 --> 00:21:19,760 # And now I can't look back 351 00:21:23,120 --> 00:21:25,960 # The invisible invasion 352 00:21:25,960 --> 00:21:30,000 # It's like a stranger strangled on the moor 353 00:21:30,000 --> 00:21:33,000 # Into the void for now I'm gone 354 00:21:33,000 --> 00:21:34,840 # Five in the morning... # 355 00:21:34,840 --> 00:21:37,240 Come on, slow coach, hurry up! 356 00:21:37,240 --> 00:21:40,160 Come and see look, look, look... over there, a deer! 357 00:21:40,160 --> 00:21:42,040 HE CHATTERS 358 00:21:51,200 --> 00:21:53,640 That's mad. 359 00:21:53,640 --> 00:21:55,520 That is so funny. 360 00:22:04,800 --> 00:22:06,880 I, uh, wouldn't go in there for a while. 361 00:22:18,120 --> 00:22:20,000 DOORBELL RINGS 362 00:22:24,400 --> 00:22:27,440 Morning. You...gonna let me in? 363 00:22:27,440 --> 00:22:30,880 You have to invite me across the threshold. 364 00:22:30,880 --> 00:22:34,280 - That is such a mental rule. Who made that up? - You... 365 00:22:34,280 --> 00:22:37,400 - you are not coming in here. - Yeah, I think I am, because I don't 366 00:22:37,400 --> 00:22:40,640 think you want this conversation happening on your doorstep. 367 00:22:40,640 --> 00:22:44,040 - Hiya, how's it going? - Hello, dear! - Oh, for Christ's sake, come in. 368 00:22:44,040 --> 00:22:45,080 Ooh, this is nice. 369 00:22:45,080 --> 00:22:49,280 - I like the open-plan thing, very 70s. - When will you leave me alone? 370 00:22:49,280 --> 00:22:50,320 Mitchell... 371 00:22:52,160 --> 00:22:54,720 Jesus, I can't breathe. 372 00:22:55,720 --> 00:22:56,920 You're killing me... 373 00:23:02,400 --> 00:23:04,720 Oh, no wait, you already did that. 374 00:23:04,720 --> 00:23:06,240 I know what this is about. 375 00:23:06,240 --> 00:23:09,840 - You're still pissed that I killed your friend. - She was 20 years old. 376 00:23:09,840 --> 00:23:10,960 So was I. 377 00:23:13,480 --> 00:23:15,880 Are you planning on letting me go? 378 00:23:15,880 --> 00:23:18,880 - Only, this is quite expensive. - What are you doing here? 379 00:23:18,880 --> 00:23:21,680 Herrick's cut me off from the rest of the vampires. 380 00:23:21,680 --> 00:23:23,520 Why does this have to be about Herrick? 381 00:23:23,520 --> 00:23:26,680 You're obsessed with each other, it's totally gay. 382 00:23:26,680 --> 00:23:28,240 So what do you want? 383 00:23:29,800 --> 00:23:31,560 I miss you. 384 00:23:32,760 --> 00:23:35,840 I've been thinking about the night you took me. 385 00:23:38,600 --> 00:23:40,960 How we barely made it to my bed. 386 00:23:42,920 --> 00:23:44,760 And how... 387 00:23:44,760 --> 00:23:46,320 at first, 388 00:23:46,320 --> 00:23:48,480 it hurt... 389 00:23:48,480 --> 00:23:50,000 and I was frightened. 390 00:23:53,520 --> 00:23:58,920 But then afterwards, everything, all the world, 391 00:23:58,920 --> 00:24:00,040 as sharp as a pin. 392 00:24:02,400 --> 00:24:06,720 And the blood, Mitchell. Can you remember the taste? 393 00:24:08,840 --> 00:24:13,600 So rich and warm. 394 00:24:15,080 --> 00:24:19,080 You can have it again. As much as you want. 395 00:24:19,080 --> 00:24:21,880 I... I... I can't. 396 00:24:21,880 --> 00:24:25,400 - The cost is too high. - Please(!) 397 00:24:25,400 --> 00:24:28,840 Who are you saving, really? Have you seen Britain's Got Talent? 398 00:24:30,720 --> 00:24:37,760 Besides, we don't need to feed, we can just...play. 399 00:24:38,800 --> 00:24:41,680 I'm not very good at keeping them separate. 400 00:24:41,680 --> 00:24:43,840 So you're a monk now as well? 401 00:24:43,840 --> 00:24:45,520 Och, This isn't something you... 402 00:24:45,520 --> 00:24:49,920 You don't come to a compromise about this. I chose humanity. 403 00:24:49,920 --> 00:24:53,720 Yeah, I want to believe you, I really do. It's just when you look at me... 404 00:24:53,720 --> 00:24:55,600 - you're hungry. - Och get out... 405 00:24:55,600 --> 00:25:00,320 - Just let it take you, Mitchell... give in to it! - I said GET OUT. 406 00:25:02,680 --> 00:25:04,280 You don't get it, do you? 407 00:25:04,280 --> 00:25:08,360 It's like Hotel California. You can check out, but you can never leave. 408 00:25:18,560 --> 00:25:20,880 Ooh, I like your stars. 409 00:25:26,200 --> 00:25:29,600 - When was the last time you got it wet? - Got what wet? 410 00:25:29,600 --> 00:25:31,960 Oh, my God, that's disgusting. 411 00:25:33,000 --> 00:25:37,840 I don't know. A couple of years? Not since I... you know. Got the thing. 412 00:25:37,840 --> 00:25:40,960 A couple of years? Jesus, we need to get you out there, boy. 413 00:25:40,960 --> 00:25:44,440 Uh, I've never been very confident with all of that. 414 00:25:44,440 --> 00:25:46,440 Let me tell you, this whole thing - 415 00:25:46,440 --> 00:25:49,800 "women like men who can talk about their feelings and kittens" 416 00:25:49,800 --> 00:25:52,200 - - Bullshit. - Really? - Yeah. 417 00:25:52,200 --> 00:25:56,160 They want something naughty. A bit savage. A bit rufty tufty. 418 00:25:56,160 --> 00:26:01,600 Guys like me and you? Christ, talk about having an advantage. 419 00:26:01,600 --> 00:26:04,800 Three weeks ago you were quoting the Bible and doing origami. 420 00:26:04,800 --> 00:26:06,440 Yeah well, that's charm. 421 00:26:06,440 --> 00:26:09,120 There's a difference. Here, check this out. 422 00:26:10,440 --> 00:26:13,720 - What time do you close? - Three, maybe four. 423 00:26:13,720 --> 00:26:16,240 Yeah? You could take me out for a drink this evening. 424 00:26:16,240 --> 00:26:19,680 - Ha! I could take you for a drink? - Yeah. But I'm gonna need your number. 425 00:26:19,680 --> 00:26:21,520 And I guess you got an early start, 426 00:26:21,520 --> 00:26:24,680 - so we'd better have you in bed by what, nine? - Shut up! 427 00:26:26,120 --> 00:26:27,800 I'm serious. 428 00:26:37,920 --> 00:26:40,440 "Maggie". I like that. 429 00:26:44,520 --> 00:26:46,720 She can smell the wolf. 430 00:26:46,720 --> 00:26:49,240 She's helpless. It's primeval. 431 00:26:50,200 --> 00:26:52,000 It's about the confidence, yeah?. 432 00:26:52,000 --> 00:26:54,920 It's about being a predator. That's the secret, George. 433 00:26:54,920 --> 00:26:57,960 Mitchell's the same. You must have had this conversation. 434 00:26:57,960 --> 00:27:01,080 - Not really. - No? 435 00:27:01,080 --> 00:27:02,880 That surprises me. 436 00:27:02,880 --> 00:27:06,360 The man's clearly a poon hound, I wonder why he hasn't helped you? 437 00:27:06,360 --> 00:27:08,400 I guess it's the competition... 438 00:27:19,520 --> 00:27:22,160 This has to stop. 439 00:27:22,160 --> 00:27:25,480 I cannot do another conversation about Vin Diesel. 440 00:27:25,480 --> 00:27:28,520 - You just need to get him onto another subject. - I've tried! 441 00:27:28,520 --> 00:27:31,920 Leonard Cohen, Darcy Bussell - it's like he isn't interested. 442 00:27:31,920 --> 00:27:33,360 It's good we're doing this. 443 00:27:33,360 --> 00:27:37,720 Especially now - throwing the doors open like this, it sends a message. 444 00:27:37,720 --> 00:27:39,640 What do you mean, "especially now"? 445 00:27:39,640 --> 00:27:43,680 - Nothing. It, er, came out wrong. - And sends a message to who? 446 00:27:43,680 --> 00:27:46,720 Is there something you're not telling us? 447 00:27:46,720 --> 00:27:47,800 Like what? 448 00:27:50,080 --> 00:27:51,920 What? 449 00:27:51,920 --> 00:27:55,320 A few weeks ago Tully was in London and got attacked by some vampires. 450 00:27:55,320 --> 00:27:57,840 Vampires are arseholes. This is hardly news. 451 00:27:57,840 --> 00:28:00,600 Yes, but Tully says it's happening more and more. 452 00:28:00,600 --> 00:28:03,040 Like suddenly they've stopped... 453 00:28:03,040 --> 00:28:06,320 hiding. But it's the things they're saying now. About time. 454 00:28:06,320 --> 00:28:07,560 How their time is coming. 455 00:28:07,560 --> 00:28:11,160 Vampires have been saying "their time is coming" since the Crusades. 456 00:28:11,160 --> 00:28:14,120 Every now and then someone gets everyone all excited... 457 00:28:14,120 --> 00:28:17,200 - It never comes to anything. - So something has been happening? 458 00:28:17,200 --> 00:28:19,320 It's nothing! Can we... 459 00:28:20,240 --> 00:28:22,880 It's nothing. I promise you. 460 00:28:23,960 --> 00:28:25,480 I need a wee. 461 00:28:27,600 --> 00:28:30,240 Well. I feel totally reassured. 462 00:28:35,840 --> 00:28:37,920 - Oh, hello. - Hello. 463 00:28:37,920 --> 00:28:39,840 - Who are you? - Hannah. 464 00:28:39,840 --> 00:28:41,280 I'm, er, with Suzie. 465 00:28:42,240 --> 00:28:44,920 - Who's Suzie? - She lives at number eight. 466 00:28:44,920 --> 00:28:48,360 You knocked on her door, said you were having people over. 467 00:28:48,360 --> 00:28:50,880 Right...Only, everyone's gone. 468 00:28:50,880 --> 00:28:53,440 - Has Suzie gone? - They've all gone. 469 00:28:53,440 --> 00:28:54,960 How long have you been up here? 470 00:28:54,960 --> 00:28:59,240 OK, so what happened was, I cut my finger and the guy 471 00:28:59,240 --> 00:29:03,120 you live with, the one who was running round putting coasters 472 00:29:03,120 --> 00:29:05,480 under everything, told me there was plasters here. 473 00:29:05,480 --> 00:29:08,440 And then I felt a bit woozy so... 474 00:29:08,440 --> 00:29:10,320 Are you OK? 475 00:29:11,120 --> 00:29:12,960 Is it - ah, is it the blood? 476 00:29:12,960 --> 00:29:15,440 Oh, er, what did you do? 477 00:29:15,440 --> 00:29:18,880 I volunteered to cut some cake. which was, in hindsight, an error. 478 00:29:18,880 --> 00:29:22,200 Oh, it's right on the foldy bit. It's taking forever to heal. 479 00:29:24,880 --> 00:29:27,800 There's, er blood on my t-shirt. 480 00:29:27,800 --> 00:29:30,520 Do you think I should run it under the tap? 481 00:29:33,760 --> 00:29:39,600 Why don't we get you downstairs and find you a plaster or something? 482 00:29:43,840 --> 00:29:47,560 Oh, George - you know the isolation room you were using to transform in? 483 00:29:47,560 --> 00:29:49,880 Yeah - now the site office for the building work. 484 00:29:49,880 --> 00:29:53,520 Health and Safety said it's not suitable. Too remote and no windows. 485 00:29:53,520 --> 00:29:57,080 The site officer kept bursting into tears every time he went down there. 486 00:29:57,080 --> 00:30:01,080 - So? - So after next week you can start using it again, to transform in. 487 00:30:01,080 --> 00:30:02,120 Oh, I don't know, 488 00:30:02,120 --> 00:30:07,120 - I think I'm better off curled up in the lap of Mother Nature. - Right. 489 00:30:07,120 --> 00:30:10,560 - What? - I thought you've always said changing out in the open 490 00:30:10,560 --> 00:30:14,040 - is dangerous. - Look. Don't try to understand George. - George? 491 00:30:14,040 --> 00:30:16,000 - George who? - Me! 492 00:30:16,000 --> 00:30:20,600 So, Carol from number 12 is gonna lend us Casablanca. 493 00:30:20,600 --> 00:30:24,200 - Why? - I'm only in it! - Get out! - Yeah! I'm just an extra. 494 00:30:24,200 --> 00:30:27,840 In the bar. And you can't actually see me, obviously. 495 00:30:27,840 --> 00:30:31,080 But I do knock over a chair at one point and you can see that. 496 00:30:31,080 --> 00:30:33,560 You were in Casablanca?! How'd you swing that? 497 00:30:33,560 --> 00:30:35,520 I know people. I move and shake. 498 00:30:35,520 --> 00:30:38,600 I can think of better ways to spend an evening than watch you 499 00:30:38,600 --> 00:30:42,320 - knock a chair over 60 years ago. - Oh, you've changed your tune. 500 00:30:42,320 --> 00:30:43,720 You love old movies. 501 00:30:43,720 --> 00:30:46,000 Hey. George is as George does. 502 00:30:47,520 --> 00:30:49,040 Did you really just say that? 503 00:30:49,040 --> 00:30:51,520 Did you actually say those words? 504 00:30:51,520 --> 00:30:55,520 Oh, my God. You're Tully's Mini Me! 505 00:30:55,520 --> 00:30:56,600 Yes! 506 00:30:56,600 --> 00:30:57,920 THEY LAUGH 507 00:31:10,640 --> 00:31:14,920 - Why a hospital? - Sorry? - Well, you know, I was just wondering. 508 00:31:14,920 --> 00:31:18,160 You've got a brain the size of a planet, why would you wanna be a 509 00:31:18,160 --> 00:31:19,720 porter in a shitty hospital? 510 00:31:19,720 --> 00:31:22,560 It was Mitchell's idea. He's not great with sunlight, 511 00:31:22,560 --> 00:31:26,560 and a hospital - you can walk for miles without seeing natural light. 512 00:31:26,560 --> 00:31:29,560 Also, a porter, a cleaner, they're both very low-profile jobs. 513 00:31:29,560 --> 00:31:33,760 - It's easier to hide this way. - Hide from what? - Everything. 514 00:31:34,880 --> 00:31:38,920 - What? - Ah, just strikes me he's got a bit of an investment 515 00:31:38,920 --> 00:31:41,400 - in keeping you like this. - Keeping me like what? 516 00:31:41,400 --> 00:31:43,040 Hey. Jesus, there you are. 517 00:31:43,040 --> 00:31:46,120 - God I've been looking for you for days now. - You have? 518 00:31:46,120 --> 00:31:49,320 Yeah, but I didn't know your name. So I'm like, "He's a porter, 519 00:31:49,320 --> 00:31:54,320 "about this tall". Actually, I realise I was making you too tall. 520 00:31:54,320 --> 00:31:57,600 Anyway, look, I just wanted to say...the other day... 521 00:31:57,600 --> 00:32:01,480 I was being a wanker. You know, a doctor tells you to do 522 00:32:01,480 --> 00:32:06,720 something, you've gotta do it, and I...appreciate that. So I'm sorry. 523 00:32:06,720 --> 00:32:08,000 That's fine. 524 00:32:08,000 --> 00:32:09,720 Really. Thank you. 525 00:32:13,520 --> 00:32:16,200 Nina, wasn't it? I like that. 526 00:32:16,200 --> 00:32:17,800 Sorry?! 527 00:32:20,640 --> 00:32:22,600 What was that? 528 00:32:25,520 --> 00:32:27,680 Did you say something? 529 00:32:27,680 --> 00:32:30,680 So...what time do you finish? 530 00:32:30,680 --> 00:32:33,480 Uh, nine... ish. Why? 531 00:32:37,000 --> 00:32:39,080 You can take me for a drink. 532 00:32:39,080 --> 00:32:40,680 Why would I do that? 533 00:32:42,560 --> 00:32:46,040 Y-y-yes. Good question. Erm, I'll... 534 00:32:46,040 --> 00:32:51,080 I'll be needing your number. And I-I assume you have an early start so we 535 00:32:51,080 --> 00:32:53,240 should have you in a bed by 11. 536 00:32:53,240 --> 00:32:55,120 Oh, my God, are you... 537 00:32:55,120 --> 00:32:59,440 Is this you asking me out? Is that what's happening here? 538 00:33:03,280 --> 00:33:05,840 You can show me just how sorry you are. 539 00:33:06,880 --> 00:33:09,600 - OK. - W...what? 540 00:33:09,600 --> 00:33:12,000 I said, OK. 541 00:33:12,000 --> 00:33:15,080 But this week's no good, you know, because, erm, well, 542 00:33:15,080 --> 00:33:17,320 it's my Dirty Lady Time. 543 00:33:17,320 --> 00:33:21,440 - But you know next week, next week should be perfect. - Tremendous. 544 00:33:21,440 --> 00:33:25,040 Mmm, besides, I've always wanted to do it with a porter. 545 00:33:25,040 --> 00:33:26,600 Are you serious? 546 00:33:26,600 --> 00:33:29,640 Am I serious? Does a chicken have teeth? 547 00:33:31,280 --> 00:33:33,880 I don't know if it's the polyester jacket, 548 00:33:33,880 --> 00:33:38,440 or the whole...minimum wage thing. 549 00:33:38,440 --> 00:33:41,560 But to meet one that not only hates women, 550 00:33:41,560 --> 00:33:46,560 but attempts to humiliate them in front of his friend as well? 551 00:33:46,560 --> 00:33:48,440 Oh, man... 552 00:33:48,440 --> 00:33:50,040 So you know what I'm gonna do? 553 00:33:50,040 --> 00:33:54,560 I'm going to tell all my friends about you. Mmm. 554 00:33:54,560 --> 00:33:58,560 So don't be surprised if you start getting a lot of attention 555 00:33:58,560 --> 00:34:00,000 from the nurses now. 556 00:34:08,840 --> 00:34:10,640 Mate. 557 00:34:10,640 --> 00:34:13,200 - You were amazing. - Really? 558 00:34:13,200 --> 00:34:17,000 - Because it just felt like it went really badly... - Are you crazy? 559 00:34:17,000 --> 00:34:20,280 - You're a teen wolf! - Does a chicken have teeth? 560 00:34:20,280 --> 00:34:21,800 It kind of has ridges. 561 00:34:21,800 --> 00:34:23,640 They're like teeth. 562 00:34:23,640 --> 00:34:27,320 Trust me, my friend, you're gonna be holding her off with a tazer. 563 00:34:27,320 --> 00:34:29,760 Blimey. 564 00:34:41,600 --> 00:34:44,680 Oh, gosh! You made me jump. 565 00:34:44,680 --> 00:34:48,480 - I never see you out of those clothes. - Oh, erm... 566 00:34:48,480 --> 00:34:50,800 They're what I was wearing the night I... 567 00:34:50,800 --> 00:34:53,760 It's just as well I wasn't in a Star Trek costume... 568 00:34:53,760 --> 00:34:56,400 or, you know, dressed... as a... 569 00:34:56,400 --> 00:34:57,800 squirrel... 570 00:34:58,880 --> 00:35:01,240 Ooh, you're all... squishy. 571 00:35:01,240 --> 00:35:03,560 You're cold. You're like snow. 572 00:35:03,560 --> 00:35:08,760 That, that actually hurts. 573 00:35:08,760 --> 00:35:11,400 - How can it hurt? - Owen. 574 00:35:11,400 --> 00:35:13,040 - What? - Er - Tully. 575 00:35:13,040 --> 00:35:14,840 Please. That, that hurts. 576 00:35:17,720 --> 00:35:20,360 I'm just messing with you, kid. 577 00:35:22,520 --> 00:35:24,920 Er, so, what do you want? 578 00:35:24,920 --> 00:35:27,640 Company. A kind word. Respect. 579 00:35:27,640 --> 00:35:29,360 Oh. You have those things. 580 00:35:29,360 --> 00:35:31,520 Ah, what I have is a lumpy sofa, 581 00:35:31,520 --> 00:35:35,760 balls like concrete and a corpse giving me mixed signals. 582 00:35:39,880 --> 00:35:44,360 Your face. I told you, I'm just messing with you! 583 00:35:46,840 --> 00:35:50,120 Though you have got Tully's imagination working overtime. 584 00:35:50,120 --> 00:35:53,200 I'm wondering what else you could feel. 585 00:35:53,200 --> 00:35:57,560 Oh, erm, no, no, actually it didn't hurt. 586 00:35:57,560 --> 00:36:02,920 It's more like, I saw you holding my arm and it felt like it should hurt. 587 00:36:04,560 --> 00:36:06,280 So, er, could you... 588 00:36:06,280 --> 00:36:09,560 would it be possible if you just moved back, just a little bit? 589 00:36:09,560 --> 00:36:12,920 - Could you feel a kiss? - Oh, I don't know, erm... 590 00:36:12,920 --> 00:36:15,280 - Could you feel a fuck? - Oh, gosh! 591 00:36:15,280 --> 00:36:17,760 This is making me feel very uncomfortable now. 592 00:36:17,760 --> 00:36:21,640 Then I think it's about time we went upstairs. 593 00:36:29,560 --> 00:36:30,600 Shit. 594 00:36:35,600 --> 00:36:38,880 Excuse me, I need to get to hospital, I need to see my friend. 595 00:36:40,080 --> 00:36:43,480 Excuse me, I need to get to hospital, I need to see my friend. 596 00:36:46,640 --> 00:36:48,200 SIREN BLARES 597 00:37:15,760 --> 00:37:18,040 You have to get away from here. 598 00:37:18,040 --> 00:37:19,400 SHE LAUGHS 599 00:37:20,400 --> 00:37:22,560 Ha! that was... that was really good... 600 00:37:22,560 --> 00:37:26,120 Listen, we have ways of doing this, and... 601 00:37:26,120 --> 00:37:28,920 He made this sound. It was so cute. 602 00:37:28,920 --> 00:37:30,280 Listen. 603 00:37:30,280 --> 00:37:33,560 There are things I need to do and you are just about to FUCK IT UP! 604 00:37:56,600 --> 00:38:02,880 Tick. Tock. Tick. Tock. Tick. Tock. Tick. Tock. Tick. Tock. 605 00:38:06,720 --> 00:38:08,160 Sir? 606 00:38:19,040 --> 00:38:21,440 I should go, 607 00:38:21,440 --> 00:38:23,040 it's been lovely. 608 00:38:23,040 --> 00:38:24,560 See ya. 609 00:38:26,400 --> 00:38:29,400 What were you doing with Mrs James? Have you been bothering her? 610 00:38:29,400 --> 00:38:31,400 I was just talking to her. 611 00:38:31,400 --> 00:38:35,720 - About what? - New Zealand, if you must know. - Why? 612 00:38:35,720 --> 00:38:40,480 - Her son lives there. - I mean, why were you talking to her? 613 00:38:40,480 --> 00:38:44,040 The other day, I took her to Physio and she said she wasn't getting any 614 00:38:44,040 --> 00:38:47,640 - visitors. So I said I'd visit her. - Ha! Yeah, well, err, I suppose 615 00:38:47,640 --> 00:38:49,680 that's easier than actual work. 616 00:38:49,680 --> 00:38:51,560 It's my day off. 617 00:38:52,440 --> 00:38:54,400 Oh. 618 00:38:54,400 --> 00:39:00,040 Right. Well, er, that's... erm... that's good? 619 00:39:00,040 --> 00:39:02,200 Mm. Can I go now? 620 00:39:02,200 --> 00:39:03,920 Yep. 621 00:39:14,200 --> 00:39:15,440 Mitchell! 622 00:39:15,440 --> 00:39:17,720 SHE SOBS 623 00:39:17,720 --> 00:39:19,480 Annie?! 624 00:39:20,600 --> 00:39:22,840 What are you doing out here? 625 00:39:25,720 --> 00:39:27,840 Annie, tell me what's happened. 626 00:39:31,800 --> 00:39:35,640 - Time to go. - I thought my ears were burning. 627 00:39:35,640 --> 00:39:39,040 - Well, what if I don't wanna go? - I wasn't offering a choice. 628 00:39:39,040 --> 00:39:41,080 George got a say in this? 629 00:39:41,080 --> 00:39:42,640 I'll talk to him. 630 00:39:43,920 --> 00:39:44,960 Do. 631 00:39:49,280 --> 00:39:53,120 - What's going on? - Tully's leaving. - What? 632 00:39:53,120 --> 00:39:55,160 - Why? - I wish I could tell you, mate. 633 00:39:55,160 --> 00:39:59,120 OK, I know it was my suggestion but it was only going for a day or so 634 00:39:59,120 --> 00:40:02,920 - and instead it's been weeks, so I think now's the time... - He's creepy. 635 00:40:02,920 --> 00:40:05,720 - And he frightened me. - Yeah. I - I was building to that. 636 00:40:05,720 --> 00:40:07,200 Creepy?! You're dead. 637 00:40:07,200 --> 00:40:10,200 Look. He stinks out the bathroom, he eats all the food. 638 00:40:10,200 --> 00:40:12,120 Oh, that's nice. That's generosity. 639 00:40:12,120 --> 00:40:16,400 He's upset Annie, he's pissing off the neighbours, he's... 640 00:40:16,400 --> 00:40:18,920 - He's a twat! - Well, he's MY twat. 641 00:40:20,440 --> 00:40:24,360 - I expect that sounded better in your head. - I mean... 642 00:40:24,360 --> 00:40:26,920 - he's my friend. - So what the hell are we?! 643 00:40:26,920 --> 00:40:29,440 I don't know, Mitchell, I really don't. 644 00:40:29,440 --> 00:40:33,080 Look, I don't want to cause any trouble, maybe I should... 645 00:40:33,080 --> 00:40:35,480 Stay where you are. Why haven't you helped me? 646 00:40:35,480 --> 00:40:38,680 Why is it Tully who's showing me how to manage my condition? 647 00:40:38,680 --> 00:40:41,160 - You can barely admit you have one! - Why is it TULLY 648 00:40:41,160 --> 00:40:43,000 showing me how to talk to women? 649 00:40:43,000 --> 00:40:45,960 Showing you how talk to women? What are you, twelve? 650 00:40:45,960 --> 00:40:48,440 You know the difference between you and him? 651 00:40:48,440 --> 00:40:51,720 Mmm, I don't know, I don't have to shave my palms? 652 00:40:51,720 --> 00:40:54,440 I, I think that's actually racist. 653 00:40:54,440 --> 00:40:56,440 - Oh, SHUT UP. - He wants me to be myself. 654 00:40:56,440 --> 00:40:59,320 He wants me to be strong. And independent. 655 00:40:59,320 --> 00:41:02,040 Turning you into his clone doesn't make you independent. 656 00:41:02,040 --> 00:41:04,440 You know all about turning people into monsters. 657 00:41:04,440 --> 00:41:07,080 Oh, for Christ's sake! he pretty much assaulted Annie. 658 00:41:07,080 --> 00:41:09,200 And I bet she loved it! 659 00:41:16,560 --> 00:41:18,120 What's happened to you? 660 00:41:23,080 --> 00:41:25,000 He stays. 661 00:41:27,280 --> 00:41:28,880 My choice. 662 00:41:31,480 --> 00:41:33,080 Come on. 663 00:41:37,920 --> 00:41:40,200 I think I'm gonna like it here. 664 00:41:57,320 --> 00:41:59,360 Feels like we're losing him. 665 00:42:01,080 --> 00:42:05,000 Everything's just...falling apart. 666 00:42:05,000 --> 00:42:09,960 Nah. Things move and shift and settle again. 667 00:42:09,960 --> 00:42:13,360 It's like those... what are those snowstorm things called? 668 00:42:13,360 --> 00:42:15,240 - Snowstorms. - Yeah. 669 00:42:15,240 --> 00:42:19,360 - About so big. Glass. - No, they're called snowstorms. 670 00:42:19,360 --> 00:42:20,520 Right. Well, them. 671 00:42:20,520 --> 00:42:24,840 You shake them and it's all mad and then it settles again. 672 00:42:24,840 --> 00:42:26,200 That's what time is like. 673 00:42:29,320 --> 00:42:31,120 Nothing phases you, does it? 674 00:42:31,120 --> 00:42:34,680 - Just never get scared. - I wish that was true. 675 00:42:42,520 --> 00:42:45,120 Look, I want you to be honest with me. 676 00:42:45,120 --> 00:42:46,200 Erm... 677 00:42:47,880 --> 00:42:49,880 Is this it? 678 00:42:50,880 --> 00:42:52,840 If nothing changes... 679 00:42:55,440 --> 00:42:58,640 ..will I just stay like this - 680 00:42:58,640 --> 00:43:02,600 here, but not here...forever? 681 00:43:06,960 --> 00:43:09,440 Yeah. 682 00:43:15,400 --> 00:43:17,000 Thanks. 683 00:43:18,960 --> 00:43:20,160 Oh! 684 00:43:20,160 --> 00:43:22,040 THEY CHUCKLE 685 00:43:22,040 --> 00:43:25,960 - Oh, sorry, I-I-I was, erm... - Easy? 686 00:43:25,960 --> 00:43:28,240 I was going for your cheek. 687 00:43:28,240 --> 00:43:31,440 - I felt that. - What did you feel? 688 00:43:31,440 --> 00:43:34,840 Well, it was a bit cold, a bit tingly. It was like, er... 689 00:43:34,840 --> 00:43:38,520 it was like kissing somebody who'd just come in from outside. 690 00:43:38,520 --> 00:43:40,680 But it was nice. 691 00:43:40,680 --> 00:43:43,880 - Did you feel anything? - Yeah. 692 00:43:43,880 --> 00:43:46,560 Yeah, I felt something. 693 00:43:51,720 --> 00:43:53,920 Another trick, depending on your 694 00:43:53,920 --> 00:43:58,800 surroundings, is to choose somewhere bound on one or more sides by water. 695 00:43:58,800 --> 00:44:01,360 You can't cross water when you're in wolf state. 696 00:44:04,440 --> 00:44:06,720 Mmm. 697 00:44:06,720 --> 00:44:08,240 This, now... 698 00:44:11,360 --> 00:44:13,080 This is my favourite time. 699 00:44:14,600 --> 00:44:19,240 The eve. You can feel the transformation brewing. 700 00:44:19,240 --> 00:44:26,120 It's like nature has folded you into something hard and powerful. 701 00:44:27,680 --> 00:44:29,120 I feel like I'm a fist. 702 00:44:32,600 --> 00:44:33,680 Come here. 703 00:44:35,280 --> 00:44:36,760 Come here. 704 00:44:40,840 --> 00:44:43,200 Oh, I'm so proud of you. 705 00:44:43,200 --> 00:44:46,000 In just, what, three weeks? four? 706 00:44:46,000 --> 00:44:48,160 You're like a different person! 707 00:44:48,160 --> 00:44:50,880 Those things I said to them... 708 00:44:50,880 --> 00:44:53,520 Needed to be said. 709 00:44:53,520 --> 00:44:55,200 This is how it happens. 710 00:44:55,200 --> 00:44:58,000 It's all slotting into place. Click. 711 00:44:58,000 --> 00:45:02,240 Click. Click. You can feel it too, can't you? 712 00:45:03,800 --> 00:45:07,360 The fire in your gut. The expectation. 713 00:45:08,320 --> 00:45:09,480 The hunger. 714 00:45:09,480 --> 00:45:12,480 - It frightens me... - Give in to it. 715 00:45:12,480 --> 00:45:15,160 Drown in it. 716 00:45:15,160 --> 00:45:17,560 Let him in, the big, bad wolf. 717 00:45:19,640 --> 00:45:24,120 - Oh, my friends... - Will never... understand...you. 718 00:45:24,120 --> 00:45:26,280 But you do...? 719 00:45:28,640 --> 00:45:29,880 Better than you think. 720 00:45:32,640 --> 00:45:33,720 And you won't go? 721 00:45:36,040 --> 00:45:37,920 How could I, George? 722 00:45:37,920 --> 00:45:40,880 It's taken me two years to find you. 723 00:45:42,960 --> 00:45:45,840 Two, two years? What do you mean? 724 00:45:49,880 --> 00:45:52,560 I'm the one who attacked you. 725 00:45:52,560 --> 00:45:54,400 I'm the one who gave you this gift. 726 00:45:59,880 --> 00:46:01,040 What? 727 00:46:02,560 --> 00:46:05,960 I don't remember what happened that night, but then I saw it, 728 00:46:05,960 --> 00:46:09,640 in the paper...that someone had died 729 00:46:09,640 --> 00:46:12,360 and that, that the other person had survived... 730 00:46:12,360 --> 00:46:14,520 And I knew... 731 00:46:14,520 --> 00:46:17,840 I knew. And then it gave me the idea, 732 00:46:17,840 --> 00:46:21,240 and, and, and the thought of you - and every time I closed my eyes... 733 00:46:21,240 --> 00:46:24,240 That's...no, that's... 734 00:46:24,240 --> 00:46:25,680 that's not true... 735 00:46:25,680 --> 00:46:29,680 Oh, George, I was gonna tell you straight away. I almost did. 736 00:46:29,680 --> 00:46:30,760 Why didn't you?! 737 00:46:30,760 --> 00:46:34,240 It's, it's a complex thing, it's a glorious thing. 738 00:46:34,240 --> 00:46:38,040 This isn't a glorious thing, it's a curse! 739 00:46:38,040 --> 00:46:42,200 This isn't a gift, it's God stamping on us with his boot! 740 00:46:42,200 --> 00:46:44,880 OK. Let's... let's, let's go... 741 00:46:44,880 --> 00:46:46,200 Shall we go for a drink? 742 00:46:46,200 --> 00:46:47,960 WHY DIDN'T YOU TELL ME?! 743 00:46:47,960 --> 00:46:51,280 Because I needed you to need me first. 744 00:46:52,800 --> 00:46:54,800 I saw what you had. 745 00:46:54,800 --> 00:46:57,960 And, and I wanted that too. 746 00:47:04,840 --> 00:47:10,080 Everything you've said... this whole time... has been a lie... 747 00:47:10,080 --> 00:47:14,440 I lost everything. I had a wife and a son and I lost them. 748 00:47:15,640 --> 00:47:19,800 I, I just needed to find the last human that I had a connection with. 749 00:47:21,640 --> 00:47:23,600 I had a son. 750 00:47:23,600 --> 00:47:25,200 I had a son. 751 00:47:25,200 --> 00:47:26,400 GEORGE SOBS 752 00:47:37,720 --> 00:47:40,160 George! Don't leave me, George! 753 00:47:41,440 --> 00:47:44,000 I can't be alone any longer. 754 00:47:45,920 --> 00:47:47,360 Please, George! 755 00:48:08,880 --> 00:48:11,400 Where's Tully? 756 00:48:11,400 --> 00:48:14,080 Gone. 757 00:48:14,080 --> 00:48:16,440 I'm sorry. 758 00:48:16,440 --> 00:48:18,600 I really am... 759 00:48:18,600 --> 00:48:19,880 so sorry. 760 00:48:20,960 --> 00:48:23,240 I don't know what's happening to me. 761 00:48:24,840 --> 00:48:26,800 This is becoming a habit. 762 00:48:26,800 --> 00:48:30,320 I come in here, look at the wreckage and I say sorry. 763 00:48:38,880 --> 00:48:41,560 - What's that you've got there? - Eh? Oh. I don't know. 764 00:48:41,560 --> 00:48:43,160 It was on the floor as I came in. 765 00:48:43,160 --> 00:48:48,040 I assume it's Mitchell knocking over a chair in Casablanca. 766 00:48:48,040 --> 00:48:51,760 Ooh, cool. I'm gonna pop it on. 767 00:48:56,160 --> 00:48:59,240 My name's George... 768 00:48:59,240 --> 00:49:01,560 and I'm a werewolf. 769 00:49:03,080 --> 00:49:04,680 Hello, George. 770 00:49:06,360 --> 00:49:10,000 Just to warn you, if you go for a hug, Mitchell will try to kiss you. 771 00:49:10,000 --> 00:49:13,440 My God, I leave you alone for five minutes... 772 00:49:13,440 --> 00:49:16,560 It was like being attacked by an ironing board. 773 00:49:16,560 --> 00:49:19,880 If I'd intended to kiss you, I'd have put on some chapstick first. 774 00:49:26,520 --> 00:49:28,760 What the hell is this? 775 00:49:28,760 --> 00:49:30,680 He's not Humphrey Bogart. 776 00:49:30,680 --> 00:49:32,960 Who's he talking to? 777 00:49:32,960 --> 00:49:34,600 Is he a mental? 778 00:49:34,600 --> 00:49:37,320 Brown duvet - it's a cry for help. 779 00:49:42,120 --> 00:49:45,080 He's talking to a vampire. 780 00:49:45,080 --> 00:49:48,000 Their image can't be captured on camera. 781 00:49:59,760 --> 00:50:02,840 Oh, my God! Are we... 782 00:50:02,840 --> 00:50:04,760 are we watching someone have sex? 783 00:50:04,760 --> 00:50:06,640 Turn it off. 784 00:50:06,640 --> 00:50:07,720 Annie... 785 00:50:11,000 --> 00:50:12,320 Turn it off... 786 00:50:13,400 --> 00:50:14,680 FAINT SCREAM 787 00:50:18,840 --> 00:50:21,320 Someone has issues... 788 00:50:21,320 --> 00:50:22,840 Is he all right? 789 00:50:24,640 --> 00:50:26,920 - He's dead. - What?! 790 00:50:26,920 --> 00:50:30,160 No, no, no look, he is moving. 791 00:50:32,800 --> 00:50:34,480 She's feeding from him. 792 00:50:42,800 --> 00:50:45,120 Who would send you such a thing? 793 00:50:46,680 --> 00:50:49,800 - It's from Lauren. - You're kidding. 794 00:50:49,800 --> 00:50:51,960 What, that - that was her, in the film? 795 00:50:51,960 --> 00:50:53,840 I've seen these before. It's a kill. 796 00:50:53,840 --> 00:50:57,240 Vampires film themselves making a kill and then they pass it on. 797 00:50:57,240 --> 00:51:01,320 - So what, it's like porn? - In a way. - Why do they do it? 798 00:51:01,320 --> 00:51:04,960 - Same reason anyone does porn. - You mean that's supposed to be sexy? 799 00:51:04,960 --> 00:51:07,000 For some. 800 00:51:07,000 --> 00:51:10,200 But this is different, this is... personal. 801 00:51:10,200 --> 00:51:12,160 It's to remind me of what I did to her. 802 00:51:12,160 --> 00:51:14,880 It's to show you what you're missing, Mitchell. 803 00:51:14,880 --> 00:51:17,440 It's to bring you back. 804 00:51:48,480 --> 00:51:50,000 I knew you would come back. 805 00:52:46,720 --> 00:52:48,960 HE GASPS AND SPLUTTERS 806 00:53:00,880 --> 00:53:04,960 - I'm not gonna let you go. - Let me go. Get off, 807 00:53:04,960 --> 00:53:07,920 - get off me. GET OFF ME! - I can't do this any more. 808 00:53:07,920 --> 00:53:10,240 We're about to transform. You know, 809 00:53:10,240 --> 00:53:13,160 we'll tear each other apart! Get off! 810 00:53:13,160 --> 00:53:14,200 Arrgghhhh! 811 00:53:16,680 --> 00:53:19,280 No! No! 812 00:53:19,280 --> 00:53:20,840 THEY GRUNT AND EXCLAIM 813 00:53:21,880 --> 00:53:23,000 HE ROARS 814 00:53:26,080 --> 00:53:28,240 HE SNARLS 815 00:53:32,840 --> 00:53:35,480 THEY CRY OUT IN PAIN 816 00:53:46,800 --> 00:53:48,920 THEY ROAR 817 00:54:15,240 --> 00:54:17,320 HE HOWLS 818 00:54:41,920 --> 00:54:46,160 The first time we met, you didn't know what you were doing, 819 00:54:46,160 --> 00:54:48,120 I understand that. 820 00:54:49,640 --> 00:54:51,160 The second time... 821 00:54:54,200 --> 00:54:56,600 There won't be a third. 822 00:54:57,680 --> 00:54:59,080 This is you now. 823 00:55:00,840 --> 00:55:04,080 There's no cure, there's no way out. 824 00:55:04,080 --> 00:55:07,120 It's in every cell. 825 00:55:07,120 --> 00:55:10,320 The only thing left is your conscience. 826 00:55:10,320 --> 00:55:14,720 But there'll come a time when you'll surrender that too. 827 00:55:14,720 --> 00:55:18,240 When you use what you are. 828 00:55:18,240 --> 00:55:20,120 You're wrong. 829 00:55:24,400 --> 00:55:26,880 MUSIC: "Showbiz" by Muse 830 00:55:29,120 --> 00:55:33,640 # Controlling my feelings for too long 831 00:55:37,560 --> 00:55:41,880 # Controlling my feelings for too long 832 00:55:41,880 --> 00:55:46,480 # Controlling my feelings for too long 833 00:55:46,480 --> 00:55:50,360 # Forcing our darkest souls to unfold 834 00:55:50,360 --> 00:55:54,600 # Forcing our darkest souls to unfold 835 00:55:54,600 --> 00:55:59,000 # Pushing us into self destruction 836 00:55:59,000 --> 00:56:03,680 # Pushing us into self destruction 837 00:56:05,640 --> 00:56:09,720 # And they make me-e-e... # 838 00:56:11,200 --> 00:56:13,800 You can check out, but you can never leave... 839 00:56:23,120 --> 00:56:25,440 Did you really throw up at the DVD? 840 00:56:25,440 --> 00:56:27,560 Only the first half dozen or so times. 841 00:56:27,560 --> 00:56:30,120 So I'm contemplating resolving my death 842 00:56:30,120 --> 00:56:32,440 so that I can move on to the next dimension 843 00:56:32,440 --> 00:56:35,200 and you're worrying about getting your leg over! 844 00:56:35,200 --> 00:56:37,240 Oh, God, oh, God! 845 00:56:37,240 --> 00:56:38,360 What? What?! 846 00:56:38,360 --> 00:56:39,880 I just can't. 847 00:56:39,880 --> 00:56:42,200 You mean, you've got a problem? 848 00:57:08,560 --> 00:57:11,800 Subtitles by Red Bee Media Ltd 849 00:57:11,800 --> 00:57:15,080 E-mail subtitling@bbc.co.uk