1 00:00:56,560 --> 00:00:59,131 - Beep beep! - No, you don't. 2 00:01:18,440 --> 00:01:20,408 Be it pleasures and palaces 3 00:01:20,480 --> 00:01:22,164 Though I may roam 4 00:01:23,040 --> 00:01:25,646 Be it ever so humble 5 00:01:25,720 --> 00:01:28,200 There 's no place like home 6 00:01:28,680 --> 00:01:31,160 Be it ever so humble 7 00:01:31,240 --> 00:01:34,050 There 's no place like home 8 00:01:35,600 --> 00:01:37,329 How do you do? 9 00:01:37,760 --> 00:01:40,730 Nice of you to drop by me humble abode. 10 00:01:41,560 --> 00:01:45,565 My name is Bunny. Bugs Bunny, Esq., to be exact. 11 00:01:48,840 --> 00:01:53,528 One of the back bay bunnies, back bay of Brooklyn, that is. 12 00:01:54,400 --> 00:01:57,609 I have also been known by other flattering names. 13 00:01:58,200 --> 00:02:01,044 For instance, I'm called "that rascally rabbit"... 14 00:02:02,240 --> 00:02:04,402 by a certain E., Elmer Fudd... 15 00:02:05,560 --> 00:02:09,087 who has spent many fruitless and rather frustrating years chasing me. 16 00:02:09,160 --> 00:02:10,650 I have also been know as... 17 00:02:11,800 --> 00:02:14,087 "that ornery, carrot-eating varmint"... 18 00:02:14,560 --> 00:02:19,202 by a certain Yosemite Sam, who for some reason hates rabbits. 19 00:02:20,040 --> 00:02:21,565 I can't imagine why. 20 00:02:23,840 --> 00:02:25,649 What started all this chasing? 21 00:02:27,200 --> 00:02:29,043 When was the very first chase? 22 00:02:30,680 --> 00:02:32,444 In order to answer that question... 23 00:02:32,520 --> 00:02:35,410 we'll have to swing back in time a little bitty bit. 24 00:03:04,080 --> 00:03:07,368 In the beginning, all was peaceful and quiet. 25 00:03:08,160 --> 00:03:09,525 Quite dark, too 26 00:03:10,360 --> 00:03:13,330 Once in a while, a star exploded... 27 00:03:14,160 --> 00:03:16,367 but usually it was just a small one... 28 00:03:16,520 --> 00:03:19,000 only a million miles or so in diameter. 29 00:03:19,680 --> 00:03:22,286 Anyway, nobody complained, which was odd... 30 00:03:22,600 --> 00:03:26,241 until you realized that there wasn't nobody around to complain. 31 00:03:27,040 --> 00:03:29,520 So for about 15 or 20 billion years... 32 00:03:29,600 --> 00:03:32,001 things went along smoothly and pleasantly. 33 00:03:32,280 --> 00:03:33,520 Until one day... 34 00:03:33,600 --> 00:03:37,650 very deep in a sixth-rate galaxy called the Milky Way... 35 00:03:37,920 --> 00:03:41,641 circling around a fourth-rate star called the Sun... 36 00:03:42,080 --> 00:03:45,482 on a tenth-rate planet, a strange creature appeared. 37 00:03:46,040 --> 00:03:48,008 A strange creature called man. 38 00:03:57,400 --> 00:03:58,606 I'll take it. 39 00:03:59,960 --> 00:04:03,681 And so Neanderthal person quickly invented the first chase... 40 00:04:05,640 --> 00:04:07,483 and the first competition... 41 00:04:08,040 --> 00:04:09,929 and the first lave... 42 00:04:11,520 --> 00:04:13,727 and the first women '5 lib 43 00:04:14,720 --> 00:04:19,487 And the first domesticity and the first boredom. 44 00:04:24,560 --> 00:04:29,088 And so Neanderthal persons, in order to alleviate boredom... 45 00:04:29,280 --> 00:04:31,328 invented the first graffiti. 46 00:04:33,040 --> 00:04:35,042 What's on the wall tonight, dear? 47 00:04:35,520 --> 00:04:36,885 Same old stuff. 48 00:04:36,960 --> 00:04:40,760 Westerns, sitcoms, soaps. 49 00:04:41,240 --> 00:04:43,242 And, so, the invention of boredam... 50 00:04:43,640 --> 00:04:46,291 led to the invention of moving pictures. 51 00:04:50,320 --> 00:04:53,164 But after about 25000 years of this... 52 00:04:53,240 --> 00:04:55,527 and having developed severe cricks in their necks... 53 00:04:55,600 --> 00:04:58,001 man and woman became bored again... 54 00:04:58,480 --> 00:05:02,804 even with all those brilliant, ultramodern, innovative ideas... 55 00:05:02,880 --> 00:05:05,360 like the first motion-picture cameras. 56 00:05:08,400 --> 00:05:10,641 I'm kind of tired of documentaries. 57 00:05:11,240 --> 00:05:13,971 Frankly, I wouldn't mind a few laughs myself. 58 00:05:14,640 --> 00:05:18,645 And, so, it came to pass that comedy was invented... 59 00:05:18,960 --> 00:05:21,201 and comedy begot pratfalls“ 60 00:05:23,560 --> 00:05:25,050 and custard pies... 61 00:05:28,840 --> 00:05:30,171 and double takes. 62 00:05:32,640 --> 00:05:35,450 But most of all, comedy begot chases. 63 00:05:38,000 --> 00:05:41,686 And chases begs!' chases and chases“ 64 00:05:42,360 --> 00:05:44,567 and chases and chases... 65 00:05:45,520 --> 00:05:47,249 until the mind boggled us 66 00:05:48,040 --> 00:05:49,405 And then one day... 67 00:05:49,480 --> 00:05:52,450 another strange and historic creature appeared. 68 00:05:52,720 --> 00:05:53,721 Me. 69 00:05:56,320 --> 00:05:58,721 Okay, rabbit, now I've got you. 70 00:06:01,440 --> 00:06:02,680 What's up, doc? 71 00:06:02,880 --> 00:06:05,804 So you see, that's how chases began... 72 00:06:05,880 --> 00:06:08,201 and that's how I came into the picture... 73 00:06:08,640 --> 00:06:09,971 just a mild mannered forest creature... 74 00:06:11,400 --> 00:06:12,640 shy, easily frightened. 75 00:06:14,040 --> 00:06:16,247 A quiet-living rabbit am I. 76 00:06:16,760 --> 00:06:17,761 And yet... 77 00:06:18,560 --> 00:06:20,369 I guess in a way... 78 00:06:20,440 --> 00:06:23,603 lam an unusual rabbit on account of... 79 00:06:24,640 --> 00:06:27,291 Instead of having hundreds of children... 80 00:06:27,360 --> 00:06:30,011 like your ordinary run-of-the-mill rabbit... 81 00:06:30,240 --> 00:06:32,925 I had several fathers. 82 00:06:33,440 --> 00:06:36,091 Fathers with odd names, like Tex Avery... 83 00:06:38,520 --> 00:06:39,851 Friz Freleng, Chuck Jones... 84 00:06:41,480 --> 00:06:42,481 and Bob McKimson. 85 00:06:43,640 --> 00:06:46,450 The ones who directed most of me pictures. 86 00:06:47,760 --> 00:06:48,841 Fathers like Tedd Pierce... 87 00:06:51,120 --> 00:06:52,167 Warren Foster... 88 00:06:52,240 --> 00:06:54,481 and Mike Maltese, who wrote most of me biography. 89 00:06:55,760 --> 00:06:58,286 And, of course, a father named Mel Blanc... 90 00:06:59,680 --> 00:07:01,569 who had thousands of voices... 91 00:07:01,640 --> 00:07:04,007 and was nice enough to give me one of them. 92 00:07:04,680 --> 00:07:06,364 This show you're gonna see now... 93 00:07:07,760 --> 00:07:11,082 is about what just one of those fathers did with me and me cartoon associates. 94 00:07:12,240 --> 00:07:13,287 An animation director... 95 00:07:13,360 --> 00:07:17,570 who goes by the unlikely name of Chuck Jones. 96 00:07:18,080 --> 00:07:20,242 And old Chuck seemed determined... 97 00:07:20,320 --> 00:07:23,529 to get poor little old me into outer space, too. 98 00:07:31,280 --> 00:07:33,567 Gad! What a night! 99 00:07:33,920 --> 00:07:37,208 I'll never mix radish juice and carrot juice again. 100 00:07:43,160 --> 00:07:45,891 I hope the lake's warmed up a little this morning. 101 00:07:50,360 --> 00:07:52,362 10, 9, 8... 102 00:07:57,960 --> 00:07:59,962 The hole seems long this morning. 103 00:08:00,360 --> 00:08:03,204 ...3, 2,1,fire! 104 00:08:12,480 --> 00:08:16,087 Holy cow! I thought I'd never reach the top of this. 105 00:08:18,000 --> 00:08:19,650 Who plugged up the hole? 106 00:08:24,320 --> 00:08:26,288 Why, the sun ain't even out yet. 107 00:08:26,440 --> 00:08:28,568 No wonder I'm so sleepy. 108 00:08:30,240 --> 00:08:31,287 Yikes! 109 00:08:31,360 --> 00:08:32,566 What was that? 110 00:08:34,880 --> 00:08:36,370 Ask a silly question. 111 00:08:47,920 --> 00:08:50,605 Something tells me I should have stood in bed. 112 00:08:51,880 --> 00:08:53,689 Where the heck am I, anyways? 113 00:08:54,400 --> 00:08:56,368 Wherever it is, I don't like it... 114 00:08:56,440 --> 00:08:58,204 and I'm getting out of here. 115 00:08:58,680 --> 00:09:01,445 Maybe that character wearing a spittoon can help me. 116 00:09:01,920 --> 00:09:05,242 At last, after 2,000 years of work... 117 00:09:05,520 --> 00:09:10,082 the illudium PU-36 Explosive Space Modulator. 118 00:09:11,320 --> 00:09:13,004 Pardon me, sir, but could you-- 119 00:09:13,080 --> 00:09:16,243 At long last, my dream come true. 120 00:09:16,320 --> 00:09:18,971 Hey, doc, wait! I wanna ask you something. 121 00:09:27,000 --> 00:09:30,846 Pardon me, doc, but could you rent me a U-drive flying saucer? 122 00:09:31,080 --> 00:09:32,605 I've got to get back to the Earth. 123 00:09:32,680 --> 00:09:36,480 The Earth? The Earth will be gone in just a few seconds. 124 00:09:37,880 --> 00:09:39,006 Don't bother, then. 125 00:09:39,080 --> 00:09:41,242 No point in wasting money on a flying saucer... 126 00:09:41,320 --> 00:09:43,004 when the Earth's not gonna-- 127 00:09:43,080 --> 00:09:44,081 Clang! 128 00:09:46,480 --> 00:09:49,723 Pardon me again, doc, but just what did you mean... 129 00:09:49,800 --> 00:09:52,406 by that crack about the Earth being gone? 130 00:09:52,640 --> 00:09:54,404 I'm going to blow it up. 131 00:09:54,480 --> 00:09:56,562 It obstructs my view of Venus. 132 00:09:57,040 --> 00:09:58,963 It does? That's a shame. 133 00:10:07,440 --> 00:10:08,885 Where's the kaboom? 134 00:10:09,320 --> 00:10:12,210 There was supposed to be an earth-shattering kaboom. 135 00:10:13,360 --> 00:10:16,921 The illudium PU-36 Explosive Space Modulator! 136 00:10:17,200 --> 00:10:20,966 That creature has stolen the space modulator! 137 00:10:21,600 --> 00:10:23,125 Delays, delays. 138 00:10:37,960 --> 00:10:39,530 Capture that creature... 139 00:10:39,600 --> 00:10:44,049 and return the illudium PU-36 Explosive Space Modulator. 140 00:11:41,040 --> 00:11:42,166 That's that. 141 00:12:10,600 --> 00:12:11,761 Oh, dear. 142 00:12:11,920 --> 00:12:15,163 Now, I shall have to create more Martians. 143 00:12:19,720 --> 00:12:22,929 This Martian hot rod better get at least a million miles to the gallon. 144 00:12:23,000 --> 00:12:25,241 The Earth ain't just across the street. 145 00:12:31,560 --> 00:12:32,607 Oh, goody! 146 00:12:32,680 --> 00:12:36,321 My illudium PU-36 Explosive Space Modulator. 147 00:12:39,640 --> 00:12:42,211 Back to the old drawing board. 148 00:12:47,120 --> 00:12:50,124 Boy, it's really wonderful to be back in civilization. 149 00:13:04,640 --> 00:13:08,008 Run for the hills, folks, or you'll be up to your armpits in Martians. 150 00:13:14,920 --> 00:13:18,925 As you can see, being a rabbit is not just a bed of carrots. 151 00:13:19,680 --> 00:13:23,730 But other people, if you want to call a duck people... 152 00:13:24,920 --> 00:13:28,322 had close encounters with that little Martian, too. 153 00:13:28,400 --> 00:13:30,084 As the ensuing, gripping... 154 00:13:30,160 --> 00:13:33,562 and nerve-tingling drama now demonstrates. 155 00:13:51,400 --> 00:13:54,643 I have sent for you, Dodgers, because we are facing a crisis. 156 00:13:55,040 --> 00:13:58,647 The world's supply of illudium Phosdex, the shaving cream atom... 157 00:13:58,720 --> 00:14:00,449 is alarmingly low. 158 00:14:01,800 --> 00:14:03,450 Now, we have reason to believe... 159 00:14:03,520 --> 00:14:05,727 that the only remaining source is on Planet X. 160 00:14:06,920 --> 00:14:08,445 Somewhere in this area. 161 00:14:09,000 --> 00:14:11,890 And you want me to find Planet X, is that it? 162 00:14:12,080 --> 00:14:14,526 Can you do it, Dodgers? 163 00:14:14,960 --> 00:14:16,724 Indubitably, sir. 164 00:14:16,920 --> 00:14:19,491 Because there's no one knows his way around outer space... 165 00:14:19,560 --> 00:14:21,449 like Duck Dodgers... 166 00:14:21,520 --> 00:14:24,842 in the 24th and a half century! 167 00:14:50,920 --> 00:14:53,366 Are you ready, eager young space cadet? 168 00:14:53,760 --> 00:14:56,889 I'm all set, your heroship, sir. 169 00:14:57,440 --> 00:14:59,568 Then make way for Duck Dodgers... 170 00:14:59,640 --> 00:15:02,689 in the 24th and a half century! 171 00:15:06,680 --> 00:15:07,681 Oops! 172 00:15:07,760 --> 00:15:09,649 Had the silly thing in reverse. 173 00:15:16,600 --> 00:15:18,568 And now, then, eager young space cadet... 174 00:15:18,640 --> 00:15:21,689 here is the course we shall pursue to find Planet X. 175 00:15:21,800 --> 00:15:25,691 Starting from where we are, we go 33,600 turbo miles due up. 176 00:15:26,600 --> 00:15:29,251 Then, west in an astro-arc deviation to here. 177 00:15:29,320 --> 00:15:33,086 Then, following the great circle, seven radial loops south by down-east. 178 00:15:33,440 --> 00:15:36,649 By astro-astroble to here, here, and here. 179 00:15:36,720 --> 00:15:38,848 Then by space-navigable compass to here, here... 180 00:15:38,920 --> 00:15:41,161 and then to here and here... 181 00:15:41,240 --> 00:15:44,289 by 13-point stratocumulus bearing four million light-years... 182 00:15:44,360 --> 00:15:46,362 and thus to our destination. 183 00:15:47,040 --> 00:15:49,247 Now, do you know how to reach Planet X? 184 00:15:49,600 --> 00:15:51,602 Yes. Oh, sure. 185 00:15:54,880 --> 00:15:57,360 I wish you'd explain it to me sometime, buster. 186 00:15:57,440 --> 00:15:59,442 Well, it's very simple, sir. 187 00:15:59,520 --> 00:16:03,286 If we follow those planets, we can't very well miss Planet X. 188 00:16:05,000 --> 00:16:08,527 That's ridiculous. Of all the stupid suggestions. 189 00:16:10,840 --> 00:16:13,764 Wait a minute. I think I've got it. 190 00:16:13,880 --> 00:16:14,961 I'll just bet that... 191 00:16:15,040 --> 00:16:17,771 if we follow those planets, we'll find Planet X. 192 00:16:18,240 --> 00:16:20,368 God! How do I do it? 193 00:16:20,800 --> 00:16:22,211 I don't know. 194 00:16:38,920 --> 00:16:42,049 I claim this planet in the name of the Earth. 195 00:16:49,280 --> 00:16:52,363 I claim this planet in the name of Mars. 196 00:16:53,080 --> 00:16:57,369 - Isn't that lovely? - Look, bud, I've got news for you. 197 00:16:57,440 --> 00:16:59,807 I have already claimed this bit of dirt for the Earth. 198 00:16:59,880 --> 00:17:02,008 And there just ain't room enough on this planet... 199 00:17:02,080 --> 00:17:03,411 for the two of us. 200 00:17:03,560 --> 00:17:05,642 I do believe you are right. 201 00:17:08,560 --> 00:17:09,971 Little does he realize... 202 00:17:10,040 --> 00:17:12,441 that I have on my disintegration-proof vest. 203 00:17:13,600 --> 00:17:15,170 You may fire when ready, grizzly. 204 00:17:24,040 --> 00:17:26,202 Who? What? Where? When? How? Who? Who? What? 205 00:17:26,280 --> 00:17:27,645 Oh, you, huh? 206 00:17:27,720 --> 00:17:29,961 Just when I had him going, you had to butt in. 207 00:17:30,040 --> 00:17:34,807 - Get back in that spaceship. - Yes, sir, your heroship, sir. 208 00:17:38,200 --> 00:17:41,170 Got the drop on you with my disintegrating pistol. 209 00:17:42,360 --> 00:17:45,569 And, brother, when it disintegrates, it disintegrates. 210 00:17:47,640 --> 00:17:49,483 What do you know? It disintegrated. 211 00:17:54,640 --> 00:17:57,610 Happy birthday, you thing from another world, you. 212 00:17:57,680 --> 00:17:59,728 Thank you! 213 00:18:06,880 --> 00:18:09,087 Well, I guess he's had enough. I'll send him an ultimatum. 214 00:18:37,400 --> 00:18:41,450 I'll see what the little stinker is up to on my supervideo-detecto set. 215 00:18:47,720 --> 00:18:49,768 That's the last straw! 216 00:18:49,840 --> 00:18:52,286 Now, I use my secret weapon! 217 00:19:19,120 --> 00:19:20,485 As I was saying, buster... 218 00:19:20,560 --> 00:19:22,369 this planet ain't big enough for the two of us. 219 00:19:22,440 --> 00:19:24,442 So, off you go! 220 00:19:24,880 --> 00:19:27,770 And now this planet is hereby claimed for the Earth... 221 00:19:27,840 --> 00:19:30,286 in the name of Duck Dodgers... 222 00:19:30,360 --> 00:19:33,250 in the 24th and a half century! 223 00:19:34,200 --> 00:19:35,201 Big deal. 224 00:19:39,120 --> 00:19:43,091 I don't remember just how Daffy got down from Planet X. 225 00:19:43,240 --> 00:19:45,288 Maybe they had to shoot him down. 226 00:19:45,640 --> 00:19:48,484 But, anyway, he's back at his old stand... 227 00:19:48,560 --> 00:19:50,562 as the Errol Flynn of Duckdom. 228 00:19:50,640 --> 00:19:53,291 I remember well the first time he tried to sell himself... 229 00:19:54,480 --> 00:19:56,960 as the logical successor to Errol. 230 00:20:10,640 --> 00:20:12,563 Join up with me, so joyous and free 231 00:20:12,640 --> 00:20:14,768 And away to old Sherwood hie 232 00:20:14,840 --> 00:20:16,888 For I'm Rabin Hood, and I'm very good 233 00:20:16,960 --> 00:20:19,008 At avoiding the sheriff's eye 234 00:20:19,080 --> 00:20:21,287 So we'll trip along merrily 235 00:20:21,360 --> 00:20:23,647 Over the greensward so gracefully 236 00:20:23,720 --> 00:20:26,200 To trip it, trip it, trip it, trip it 237 00:20:26,280 --> 00:20:28,567 Trip it up and down 238 00:20:29,440 --> 00:20:31,681 To trip it, trip it, trip it, trip it 239 00:20:31,760 --> 00:20:34,889 Trip it! Whoops! 240 00:20:37,840 --> 00:20:42,402 So trip it up and down 241 00:21:06,440 --> 00:21:09,649 I'll ho-ho and ha-ha you, fat Friar. 242 00:21:10,880 --> 00:21:12,848 With my trusty quarterstaff! 243 00:21:13,200 --> 00:21:15,771 Actually, it's a buck-and-a-quarter quarterstaff. 244 00:21:15,840 --> 00:21:17,649 But I'm not telling him that. 245 00:21:19,200 --> 00:21:21,521 Guard! Turn! Parry! Dodge! Spin! 246 00:21:22,200 --> 00:21:23,201 Thrust! 247 00:21:30,800 --> 00:21:33,326 Let's see, now. Something amiss here. 248 00:21:35,000 --> 00:21:36,445 I'll run through it. 249 00:21:37,360 --> 00:21:39,681 Guard! Turn! Parry! Dodge! Spin! 250 00:21:39,960 --> 00:21:40,961 Thrust! 251 00:21:41,560 --> 00:21:42,561 Got it. 252 00:21:42,760 --> 00:21:43,807 Now, then. 253 00:21:44,720 --> 00:21:46,688 Guard! Turn! Parry! Dodge! Spin! 254 00:22:17,400 --> 00:22:18,606 Knock it off. 255 00:22:19,960 --> 00:22:21,724 How jolly can you get? 256 00:22:27,200 --> 00:22:29,441 Prithee, old traveling clown... 257 00:22:29,880 --> 00:22:33,123 coulds't thou directest me to Robin Hood's hideout? 258 00:22:33,200 --> 00:22:37,171 I woulds't fain join me up with his band of jolly outlaws. 259 00:22:37,560 --> 00:22:42,168 Look no further, good Friar, for I am he for whoms't thou seekest. 260 00:22:42,240 --> 00:22:44,004 I am Robin Hood! 261 00:22:44,760 --> 00:22:46,842 Cut it out. I'm serious. 262 00:22:46,920 --> 00:22:49,048 If you don't know where he is, just say so. 263 00:22:49,120 --> 00:22:51,521 But honest and truly, I am Robin Hood! 264 00:22:52,760 --> 00:22:53,966 Sure, you are. 265 00:22:55,320 --> 00:22:57,209 Look, give me a chance, can't you? 266 00:22:57,280 --> 00:22:58,930 I'll prove I'm Robin Hood. 267 00:22:59,480 --> 00:23:01,403 See yon rich, unwary traveler? 268 00:23:03,960 --> 00:23:07,442 I'll rob him of his gold and give it to some poor unworthy slob. 269 00:23:07,520 --> 00:23:10,000 That'll prove that I'm Robin Hood. Prithee? 270 00:23:13,360 --> 00:23:14,486 Now, then, fatso... 271 00:23:14,560 --> 00:23:18,201 watch as I put a cloth yard shaft through his wishbone. 272 00:23:18,480 --> 00:23:20,369 I'm watching, jester. 273 00:23:30,200 --> 00:23:33,488 Why, I don't know how I could have doubted you. 274 00:23:33,560 --> 00:23:35,927 Shall we spend the gold all in one place? 275 00:23:36,040 --> 00:23:39,442 Ho-ho. Very funny. Ha-ha. It is to laugh. 276 00:23:46,560 --> 00:23:48,801 Yoicks and away! 277 00:24:04,960 --> 00:24:06,371 Why, you... 278 00:24:13,720 --> 00:24:16,963 Now, then, yoicks and away! 279 00:24:41,560 --> 00:24:42,561 Now... 280 00:24:50,920 --> 00:24:53,082 I'm sorry, but I can't join you. 281 00:24:53,160 --> 00:24:55,731 I'm convinced you're just not Robin Hood. 282 00:24:55,800 --> 00:24:58,201 Never mind joining me. I'll join you. 283 00:24:58,280 --> 00:25:00,123 Shake hands with Friar Duck. 284 00:25:04,320 --> 00:25:06,049 Well, Daffy decided to have one more shat... 285 00:25:07,240 --> 00:25:08,571 at the musketeer business. 286 00:25:08,640 --> 00:25:12,042 But this time, he got in valved with a very mysterious opponent. 287 00:25:14,720 --> 00:25:18,042 Namely, well, see for yourself 288 00:25:20,480 --> 00:25:23,882 Stand back, musketeers! They shall sample my blade! 289 00:25:24,200 --> 00:25:25,201 Touché! 290 00:25:29,280 --> 00:25:32,568 Musketeers? En garde? My blade? 291 00:25:36,600 --> 00:25:38,887 Whoever's in charge here... 292 00:25:39,320 --> 00:25:41,448 the scenery! Where's the scenery? 293 00:25:46,560 --> 00:25:51,327 Stand back, musketeers! They shall sample my blade? 294 00:25:54,160 --> 00:25:56,288 Okay, have it your way. 295 00:25:57,680 --> 00:26:00,206 Daffy duck, he had a farm 296 00:26:00,280 --> 00:26:02,282 E-I-E-I-0 297 00:26:02,480 --> 00:26:05,324 And an this farm, he had an igloo 298 00:26:05,400 --> 00:26:08,847 E-I-E-I-0 299 00:26:09,200 --> 00:26:12,921 Would it be too much to ask if we could make up our minds? 300 00:26:15,600 --> 00:26:17,250 Dashing through the snow 301 00:26:18,720 --> 00:26:20,210 Through the fields we go 302 00:26:20,280 --> 00:26:23,011 Laughing all the way 303 00:26:27,440 --> 00:26:30,011 Farewell to thee, farewell to thee 304 00:26:30,080 --> 00:26:32,401 The wind will carry be ck our sad refrain 305 00:26:32,480 --> 00:26:34,767 One last embrace before we say-- 306 00:26:37,360 --> 00:26:40,409 Buster, it may come as a complete surprise to you... 307 00:26:40,480 --> 00:26:42,926 to find that this is an animated cartoon... 308 00:26:43,200 --> 00:26:46,044 and that in animated cartoons they have scenery. 309 00:26:46,120 --> 00:26:47,849 And in all the years I've-- 310 00:26:49,440 --> 00:26:52,205 All right, wise guy, where am I? 311 00:27:35,560 --> 00:27:39,007 And I've never been so humiliated in all my life! 312 00:27:41,920 --> 00:27:44,571 Look, Mac, just what's going on around here? 313 00:27:44,640 --> 00:27:47,803 Let's get organized. How about some scenery? 314 00:27:52,360 --> 00:27:55,091 That's dandy. Ho-ho! That's rich, I'll say. 315 00:27:55,360 --> 00:27:57,362 Now how about some color, stupid? 316 00:27:57,800 --> 00:27:58,801 Hey! 317 00:28:02,400 --> 00:28:04,368 Not me, you slop artist! 318 00:28:07,520 --> 00:28:08,965 Where's the rest of me? 319 00:28:09,040 --> 00:28:11,361 It isn't as though I haven't lived up to my contract. 320 00:28:11,440 --> 00:28:12,441 Goodness knows. 321 00:28:12,520 --> 00:28:14,284 And goodness knows it isn't as though... 322 00:28:14,360 --> 00:28:16,124 I haven't kept myself trim, goodness knows. 323 00:28:16,200 --> 00:28:18,567 I've done that. That's strange. 324 00:28:18,640 --> 00:28:21,610 All of a sudden, I don't quite feel like myself. 325 00:28:22,000 --> 00:28:24,048 I feel all right, and yet I... 326 00:28:26,240 --> 00:28:28,049 You know better than that! 327 00:28:29,600 --> 00:28:30,681 Well? 328 00:28:34,080 --> 00:28:37,243 Sea picture, hey? I always wanted to do a sea epic. 329 00:28:37,440 --> 00:28:38,771 Now, Mr. Rembrandt... 330 00:28:38,840 --> 00:28:41,525 if you'll kindly oblige with a little appropriate scenery... 331 00:28:41,600 --> 00:28:44,444 Over the sea, let's go, men 332 00:28:44,920 --> 00:28:47,048 We 're shoving right off; We 're shoving right off 333 00:28:47,120 --> 00:28:48,121 Again? 334 00:28:53,320 --> 00:28:56,085 Come here! Give me a close-up! 335 00:28:59,440 --> 00:29:00,851 This is a close-up? 336 00:29:01,480 --> 00:29:04,723 A close-up, you jerk! 337 00:29:07,160 --> 00:29:10,130 Thanks for the sour persimmons, cousin. 338 00:29:11,160 --> 00:29:14,721 Now, look, buster, let's have an understanding. 339 00:29:15,520 --> 00:29:16,521 Now what? 340 00:29:17,320 --> 00:29:20,051 Brother! What a way to run a railroad. 341 00:29:20,400 --> 00:29:22,164 Now, then, as I was saying-- 342 00:29:35,320 --> 00:29:38,722 All right, let's get this picture started. 343 00:29:40,600 --> 00:29:42,443 No! 344 00:29:43,280 --> 00:29:47,604 Listen, pal, let's discuss this thing sanely. Look, I tell you what. 345 00:29:47,960 --> 00:29:50,008 You go your way, and I'll go mine. 346 00:29:50,400 --> 00:29:52,880 Live and let live. Right? Right. 347 00:29:53,560 --> 00:29:56,450 Ladies and gentlemen, there will be no further delays. 348 00:29:56,520 --> 00:30:00,525 So, I shall attempt to entertain you in my own inimitable fashion. 349 00:30:04,240 --> 00:30:05,480 Now what? 350 00:30:05,760 --> 00:30:09,890 - What are you doing down there? - Down here? What are you doing up there? 351 00:30:10,160 --> 00:30:11,207 Down here. 352 00:30:12,880 --> 00:30:17,283 Listen, bud, if you wasn't me, I'd smack you right in the puss. 353 00:30:17,360 --> 00:30:20,921 - Don't let that bother you, Jack! - Okay, buddy, you asked for it! 354 00:30:25,040 --> 00:30:27,168 Oh, brother! I'm a buzzboy! 355 00:30:38,800 --> 00:30:40,529 Time to hit the old silk. 356 00:30:40,600 --> 00:30:42,284 Geronimo! 357 00:31:03,040 --> 00:31:04,804 All right, enough is enough! 358 00:31:04,920 --> 00:31:07,890 This is the final, the very, very last straw! 359 00:31:08,760 --> 00:31:11,001 Who is responsible for this-- 360 00:31:11,480 --> 00:31:14,563 I demand that you show yourself! Who are you? 361 00:31:19,960 --> 00:31:21,564 Ain't I a stinker? 362 00:31:23,000 --> 00:31:26,607 Now, one of the problems I always had with aminators, animators... 363 00:31:26,680 --> 00:31:28,808 is that they can't ever seem to tell the difference... 364 00:31:28,880 --> 00:31:30,644 between a rabbit and a mole. 365 00:31:30,920 --> 00:31:34,288 Very humiliating having to burrow your way... 366 00:31:34,360 --> 00:31:35,646 wherever you want to go. 367 00:31:35,720 --> 00:31:39,964 And somehow, {always forgot to take that left turn at Albuquerque 368 00:32:26,360 --> 00:32:27,407 Here I am! 369 00:32:29,560 --> 00:32:31,881 Just a cotton-picking minute. 370 00:32:31,960 --> 00:32:34,531 This don't look like the Coachella Valley to me. 371 00:32:38,080 --> 00:32:41,368 I knew I should have taken that left turn at Albuquerque. 372 00:32:43,400 --> 00:32:46,165 I'll just ask this gent in the fancy knickerbockers. 373 00:32:46,960 --> 00:32:48,291 I beg your par“ 374 00:32:50,320 --> 00:32:53,403 Pardon me, sir, but could you direct me to the shortest route... 375 00:32:53,480 --> 00:32:57,041 to the Coachella Valley and the big carrot festival, therein? 376 00:33:01,640 --> 00:33:02,880 What's up, doc? 377 00:33:05,280 --> 00:33:07,487 Stop steaming up my tail! 378 00:33:09,040 --> 00:33:11,247 What are you trying to do, wrinkle it? 379 00:33:11,600 --> 00:33:14,649 Let's see, now. Coachella Valley. 380 00:33:20,080 --> 00:33:23,527 Then to Las Vegas, San Bernadino-- 381 00:33:25,160 --> 00:33:28,084 Of course, you realize this means war. 382 00:34:05,680 --> 00:34:06,761 Me public. 383 00:34:35,840 --> 00:34:37,365 What a gulli-bull. 384 00:34:39,280 --> 00:34:40,486 What a nim-cow-poop. 385 00:34:46,960 --> 00:34:48,291 Pardon me, Mac. 386 00:35:39,960 --> 00:35:42,884 Okay, Toro, whenever you can spare the time. 387 00:35:44,720 --> 00:35:45,801 Booby trap. 388 00:36:30,320 --> 00:36:31,560 What an imbecile. 389 00:36:31,640 --> 00:36:33,324 What an ultra-maroon. 390 00:37:50,360 --> 00:37:52,886 Traveling alone can be boring. 391 00:37:53,120 --> 00:37:57,205 Personally, I prefer to travel with some foxy little rabbit chick. 392 00:37:57,600 --> 00:37:59,489 Like Sophia here. 393 00:37:59,560 --> 00:38:00,561 But... 394 00:38:02,080 --> 00:38:06,085 I often found myself traveling with that selfsame courteous... 395 00:38:06,160 --> 00:38:10,768 even-tempered, unselfish, pushy, self-serving, conceited... 396 00:38:10,840 --> 00:38:14,811 self-made favorite of everyone including himself... 397 00:38:15,160 --> 00:38:16,650 Daffy Duck. 398 00:38:24,160 --> 00:38:25,844 Close sesame. 399 00:38:29,720 --> 00:38:32,485 Guard well this treasure, O Hasaan. 400 00:38:32,560 --> 00:38:36,042 Or the jackal shall grow fat on thy carcass. 401 00:38:36,120 --> 00:38:39,124 No one shall pass Hasaan. 402 00:38:56,680 --> 00:38:57,681 Open. 403 00:39:03,520 --> 00:39:06,603 Open sarsaparilla? 404 00:39:07,640 --> 00:39:09,449 Open Saskatchewan? 405 00:39:12,680 --> 00:39:16,207 Here we are. Pismo Beach and all the clams we can eat! 406 00:39:18,200 --> 00:39:21,204 What a way for a duck to travel. Underground. 407 00:39:22,640 --> 00:39:26,645 Wait a minute. Since when is Pismo Beach inside a cave? 408 00:39:26,880 --> 00:39:27,927 I wonder... 409 00:39:28,000 --> 00:39:31,686 You know, I just bet we should have turned left at Albuquerque. 410 00:39:32,000 --> 00:39:34,765 Then maybe a right turn at La Jolla. 411 00:39:39,320 --> 00:39:41,322 We can't be too far off. 412 00:39:41,480 --> 00:39:43,721 - So, if we-- - It's mine, you understand? 413 00:39:43,800 --> 00:39:45,609 Mine! All mine! Get back in there! 414 00:39:45,680 --> 00:39:48,524 Down! Go! Mine! 415 00:39:57,520 --> 00:39:58,851 What's up, duck? 416 00:40:06,920 --> 00:40:08,729 I'm rich! I'm wealthy! 417 00:40:12,560 --> 00:40:14,483 I'm comfortably well-off. 418 00:40:16,160 --> 00:40:17,889 Open septuagenarian? 419 00:40:18,440 --> 00:40:20,363 Open saddle soap? 420 00:40:20,960 --> 00:40:22,883 Open sesame? 421 00:40:29,120 --> 00:40:30,531 I'm in the money 422 00:40:30,600 --> 00:40:31,806 La ta, the money 423 00:40:31,880 --> 00:40:33,086 Ah! Redcap. 424 00:40:33,320 --> 00:40:35,846 Call me a cab, boy, and be quick about it. 425 00:40:35,920 --> 00:40:37,285 I'm a heavy tipper. 426 00:40:56,960 --> 00:40:59,930 Quick! Save me, pal. And it's yours! 427 00:41:00,000 --> 00:41:03,368 Gorgeous, isn't it? Don't be afraid. Have it appraised anyplace. 428 00:41:09,600 --> 00:41:12,570 - Proud punk. - Hasaan chop! 429 00:41:14,040 --> 00:41:17,010 Yeah? Chop the rabbit. He brought us here. 430 00:41:17,800 --> 00:41:21,282 Me genie, the light-brown hare. 431 00:41:21,560 --> 00:41:24,370 O mighty genie! 432 00:41:25,480 --> 00:41:29,849 Release me, and I shall grant thee a rich reward. 433 00:41:29,920 --> 00:41:32,241 He's lying! Chop him! 434 00:41:33,160 --> 00:41:36,130 Hasaan release you, O Master! 435 00:41:41,520 --> 00:41:42,965 Thank you, Hasaan. 436 00:41:43,040 --> 00:41:45,168 Now, woulds't thou like to have... 437 00:41:45,240 --> 00:41:48,050 all this treasure for thy very own? 438 00:41:48,120 --> 00:41:51,488 Yes, Master. Hasaan like! 439 00:41:53,600 --> 00:41:54,601 Very well. 440 00:42:11,680 --> 00:42:12,886 It's yours. 441 00:42:31,040 --> 00:42:35,329 I don't know. I have a feeling that Pismo Beach ain't quite this wide. 442 00:42:35,400 --> 00:42:38,802 Help! Help, save me, pal! 443 00:42:38,880 --> 00:42:40,689 Save me! Help! 444 00:42:40,960 --> 00:42:42,928 Hasaan chop! 445 00:42:43,120 --> 00:42:46,841 - Help! - Okay, Daff, back here. 446 00:42:47,880 --> 00:42:51,885 - What's with you, anyway? - I can't help it. I'm a greedy slob. 447 00:42:52,000 --> 00:42:54,207 It's my hobby. Save me! 448 00:42:54,280 --> 00:42:56,203 Hasaan chop! 449 00:42:56,920 --> 00:42:58,922 Him go that-a-way. 450 00:43:06,320 --> 00:43:08,846 - Is he gone? - Yeah. I got rid of him. 451 00:43:09,520 --> 00:43:12,569 Boy! I'm rich! I'm wealthy! I'm independent! 452 00:43:12,640 --> 00:43:15,564 I'm socially secure! I'm rich! 453 00:43:18,960 --> 00:43:21,167 There. I think that's the last of it. 454 00:43:22,760 --> 00:43:25,206 Just a quick check to see if l missed anything. 455 00:43:25,280 --> 00:43:26,406 What's this? 456 00:43:27,720 --> 00:43:29,768 Polished up, it might bring another quick four bits... 457 00:43:29,840 --> 00:43:31,251 on the open market. 458 00:43:31,600 --> 00:43:35,127 I am the genie of the lamp, O Master. 459 00:43:35,200 --> 00:43:38,647 No, you don't! You want my treasure! It's mine, understand? 460 00:43:38,720 --> 00:43:41,883 All mine! Down! Go! Mine! 461 00:43:43,240 --> 00:43:47,325 Duck, you have desecrated the spirit of the lamp. 462 00:43:48,120 --> 00:43:51,090 Prepare to take the consequences. 463 00:43:51,400 --> 00:43:54,165 Consequences, schmonsequences. As long as I'm rich. 464 00:44:02,440 --> 00:44:05,569 I wonder how that crazy duck ever made out with that genie? 465 00:44:06,640 --> 00:44:08,563 What do you know? A pearl! 466 00:44:09,400 --> 00:44:11,129 It's mine, you understand? Mine! All mine! 467 00:44:11,200 --> 00:44:14,124 Go! Mine, do you hear me? Out! Mine! 468 00:44:14,200 --> 00:44:17,124 Oh, brother! Close sesame. 469 00:44:17,200 --> 00:44:19,123 I'm rich. I'm a happy miser. 470 00:44:22,240 --> 00:44:26,211 I sometimes get the feeling that the entire population of the world... 471 00:44:26,280 --> 00:44:29,648 is made up of people who want to shoot, fry, dice... 472 00:44:29,720 --> 00:44:32,451 or parboil rabbits and/or ducks. 473 00:44:32,840 --> 00:44:34,888 For instance, old Elmer Fudd... 474 00:44:34,960 --> 00:44:37,691 who, like so many other brave sportsmen... 475 00:44:37,760 --> 00:44:42,448 never seems really happy unless he's protecting innocent citizens... 476 00:44:42,520 --> 00:44:44,921 by shooting dangerous forest animals. 477 00:44:45,000 --> 00:44:47,321 Like rabbits and ducks. 478 00:44:49,120 --> 00:44:52,329 Be very, very quiet. I'm hunting rabbits. 479 00:44:58,840 --> 00:45:00,842 Boy! Rabbit tracks! 480 00:45:08,760 --> 00:45:11,161 Bugsy. Bugsy. Pal- 481 00:45:11,240 --> 00:45:13,163 There's a friend here to see ya. 482 00:45:14,640 --> 00:45:16,369 Survival of the fittest. 483 00:45:16,440 --> 00:45:18,363 And besides, it's fun. 484 00:45:20,960 --> 00:45:22,086 Did someone knock? 485 00:45:26,760 --> 00:45:28,000 What's up, doc? 486 00:45:28,920 --> 00:45:31,400 Now I got you, you rabbit! 487 00:45:41,640 --> 00:45:45,690 Say, doc, are you trying to get yourself in trouble with the law? 488 00:45:46,160 --> 00:45:48,640 - This ain't rabbit hunting season - It's not? 489 00:45:49,640 --> 00:45:51,608 No. It's duck hunting season. 490 00:45:52,440 --> 00:45:55,523 That, sir, is an inmitigated frabrication. 491 00:45:55,760 --> 00:45:57,171 It's rabbit season! 492 00:45:57,400 --> 00:46:00,131 - Duck season! - Rabbit season! 493 00:46:05,080 --> 00:46:07,526 - Rabbit season! - Duck season! 494 00:46:07,600 --> 00:46:12,288 - Rabbit season! - I say it's duck season, and I say fire! 495 00:46:19,440 --> 00:46:22,728 - Let's try that again. - Okay. 496 00:46:23,000 --> 00:46:26,049 - I'll start it this time. - Right. 497 00:46:27,120 --> 00:46:30,124 - Rabbit season! - Duck season. 498 00:46:30,360 --> 00:46:33,364 - Rabbit season! - Rabbit season. 499 00:46:33,720 --> 00:46:35,131 Duck season! Fire! 500 00:46:41,240 --> 00:46:44,562 Okay, this time you start it. 501 00:46:44,920 --> 00:46:46,445 Whatever you say. 502 00:46:47,600 --> 00:46:49,841 - Rabbit. - Duck! Fire! 503 00:46:52,480 --> 00:46:54,801 What's the matter? Everything's upside down. 504 00:46:56,320 --> 00:46:59,005 Strange. Can't make heads or tails of things. 505 00:46:59,120 --> 00:47:01,361 Hey you! Come back here. 506 00:47:03,200 --> 00:47:05,806 What do you know? No more bullets. 507 00:47:06,160 --> 00:47:10,643 No more bullets? Laughing boy, no more bullets. 508 00:47:11,000 --> 00:47:15,005 No more bullets? Here, let me see that thing. 509 00:47:17,040 --> 00:47:20,044 What do you know? One bullet left. 510 00:47:20,240 --> 00:47:22,208 One bullet left? 511 00:47:22,520 --> 00:47:26,286 - Laughing boy, there was-- - I know, I know! 512 00:47:33,480 --> 00:47:35,244 Devilishly clever. 513 00:47:42,600 --> 00:47:45,968 What's up, doc? Having any luck with those ducks? 514 00:47:46,040 --> 00:47:47,849 It's duck season, you know? 515 00:47:48,200 --> 00:47:52,364 Just a darn minute. Where do you get that duck season stuff? 516 00:47:52,760 --> 00:47:55,240 Says so right over there on that sign. You're so smart. 517 00:47:57,840 --> 00:48:00,366 You know what to do with that gun, doc. 518 00:48:09,280 --> 00:48:11,567 You're despicable. 519 00:48:12,800 --> 00:48:16,361 Yes, you're despicable and pickable... 520 00:48:16,760 --> 00:48:19,570 and you're very definitely despicable! 521 00:48:19,720 --> 00:48:23,725 How a person can get so despicable in one lifetime is beyond me. 522 00:48:23,920 --> 00:48:26,400 It isn't as though I haven't met a lot of people. 523 00:48:26,480 --> 00:48:29,450 Goodness knows it isn't that! It isn't that... That... 524 00:48:29,720 --> 00:48:32,451 Goodness knows it isn't... It's... 525 00:48:32,960 --> 00:48:34,405 despicable. 526 00:48:35,600 --> 00:48:38,570 "Filet of duck bordelaise maitre d' butter." 527 00:48:38,640 --> 00:48:39,641 Yum, yum. 528 00:48:40,320 --> 00:48:42,607 "Duck polonaise under glass." 529 00:48:45,240 --> 00:48:48,847 "Rabbit au gratin de gelatin under tooled leather." 530 00:48:49,400 --> 00:48:51,243 Drool, drool. 531 00:48:51,880 --> 00:48:55,566 "Barbecued duck meat with broiled duckbill milanese." 532 00:48:56,040 --> 00:48:57,485 Yummy yum. 533 00:48:57,920 --> 00:49:02,289 "Chicken-fried rabbit with cottontail sauce braised in carrots." 534 00:49:04,840 --> 00:49:09,402 I'm sorry fellows, but I'm a vegetarian. I just hunt for the sport of it. 535 00:49:09,920 --> 00:49:10,921 Yeah? 536 00:49:11,000 --> 00:49:13,810 There's other sports besides hunting, you know? 537 00:49:14,600 --> 00:49:16,204 Anyone for tennis? 538 00:49:18,480 --> 00:49:19,766 Nice game. 539 00:49:20,120 --> 00:49:23,249 Now you screwy rabbit, you're next. 540 00:49:30,360 --> 00:49:33,409 All right, come out or I'll blast you out. 541 00:49:35,480 --> 00:49:39,690 For shame, doc. Hunting rabbits with an elephant gun. 542 00:49:40,200 --> 00:49:42,931 - Elephant gun? - That's right, doc. 543 00:49:43,080 --> 00:49:45,560 So why don't you go shoot yourself an elephant? 544 00:49:46,000 --> 00:49:49,049 You do and I'll give you such a pinch! 545 00:49:54,120 --> 00:49:58,125 Just wait till I get that screwy rabbit and that screwball duck. 546 00:50:06,440 --> 00:50:09,205 What's the big idea? Why don't you look where you... 547 00:50:12,040 --> 00:50:13,929 How simply dreadful. 548 00:50:15,360 --> 00:50:19,604 You poor little man. Did I hurt you with my naughty gun? 549 00:50:20,560 --> 00:50:23,450 Shucks. Well, I... 550 00:50:29,320 --> 00:50:32,961 Gypsy, you naughty bow-wow. Stop that. 551 00:50:35,760 --> 00:50:40,527 Okay, rabbit, I see through that disguise. Say your prayers. 552 00:50:41,040 --> 00:50:42,644 You, too, duck. 553 00:50:44,680 --> 00:50:45,920 - Rabbit season. - Duck season. 554 00:50:46,000 --> 00:50:46,887 - Rabbit season. - Duck season. 555 00:50:48,120 --> 00:50:50,566 - Rabbit season! - Duck season! 556 00:51:03,720 --> 00:51:07,167 Be very, very quiet. We're hunting Elmers. 557 00:51:11,640 --> 00:51:15,008 Now here is a gentleman who knows what chasing is all about. 558 00:51:16,160 --> 00:51:20,563 He lives in France where all good Americans go when they die. 559 00:51:20,880 --> 00:51:22,405 And in France... 560 00:51:22,600 --> 00:51:26,525 the onliest reason for chasing anybody is for love. 561 00:51:42,760 --> 00:51:45,525 Sacré maroon! Le help! 562 00:51:46,160 --> 00:51:48,731 Assistensions! Gendarme! 563 00:51:54,760 --> 00:51:57,650 Pouf José. Gendarme can le fix. 564 00:51:57,920 --> 00:52:01,208 Thank you, le gendarme. Merci beaucoup, le thanks. 565 00:52:01,560 --> 00:52:03,244 Sacré cerise! 566 00:52:03,760 --> 00:52:04,886 Le pew! 567 00:52:09,360 --> 00:52:11,761 Ouelle terrible odeur! 568 00:52:20,880 --> 00:52:23,247 Un smell-e-vous fine 569 00:52:33,880 --> 00:52:35,484 lam the bankrupt! 570 00:52:36,920 --> 00:52:39,730 Le mew. Le purr. 571 00:52:41,440 --> 00:52:43,283 Le pussy ferocious. 572 00:52:43,480 --> 00:52:47,690 Remove that skunk. That polecat pole from the premises. 573 00:52:47,920 --> 00:52:48,967 Avec! 574 00:52:58,800 --> 00:52:59,961 Ouelle est-ce? 575 00:53:01,120 --> 00:53:03,361 Le belle femme skunk fa tale 576 00:53:12,120 --> 00:53:15,806 My little darling. It is love at first sight, is it not? 577 00:53:15,880 --> 00:53:16,881 No? 578 00:53:18,520 --> 00:53:20,648 Do not come with me to the casbah. 579 00:53:20,720 --> 00:53:24,930 We shall make beautiful music together right here. 580 00:53:35,440 --> 00:53:37,249 This little love bordel. 581 00:53:37,360 --> 00:53:40,443 Now she is seeking for us a trysting place. 582 00:53:41,000 --> 00:53:42,684 Touching, is it not? 583 00:53:43,280 --> 00:53:46,727 Come, my little peanut of brittle. I will help you. 584 00:53:46,800 --> 00:53:49,371 Wait for me. Wait. 585 00:53:49,520 --> 00:53:52,888 Where are you, pigeon? lam looking for you. 586 00:53:53,080 --> 00:53:55,003 I am going... Huh? 587 00:54:49,040 --> 00:54:51,168 I missed, fortunately for you. 588 00:54:51,280 --> 00:54:54,284 So now, mon cherie, we can begin life anew. 589 00:54:58,400 --> 00:54:59,526 C'est la guerre. 590 00:55:19,040 --> 00:55:20,371 Hello, baby. 591 00:55:21,280 --> 00:55:23,806 I am the locksmith of love, no? 592 00:55:25,000 --> 00:55:27,844 Come, darling. We must be grown up about this thing. 593 00:55:28,200 --> 00:55:31,921 Do not run away from the love. Here. What is this? 594 00:55:33,040 --> 00:55:34,451 But of course. 595 00:55:34,520 --> 00:55:38,206 This little one wish to commit suicide to prove her love for me. 596 00:55:38,280 --> 00:55:41,921 What a sweet gesture. Nevertheless, I must prevent it. 597 00:55:43,440 --> 00:55:44,566 Saved! 598 00:55:46,000 --> 00:55:48,810 Vive l'amour! We die together. 599 00:55:55,440 --> 00:55:57,329 I am not dead? No. 600 00:55:58,640 --> 00:56:01,166 What's this? Is that you, pigeon? 601 00:56:01,680 --> 00:56:03,045 Is that... 602 00:56:04,480 --> 00:56:09,042 Pardon grand mama, but have you seen a beautiful young lady skunk? 603 00:56:09,560 --> 00:56:11,688 Where are you, pigeon? 604 00:56:12,320 --> 00:56:14,687 I am looking somewhere to find you. 605 00:56:15,080 --> 00:56:17,765 Rabbit, where are you? 606 00:56:20,520 --> 00:56:22,761 Perhaps you have returned in here. 607 00:56:22,920 --> 00:56:24,809 Are you here then, golden girl? 608 00:56:26,560 --> 00:56:28,005 Who is this? 609 00:56:28,520 --> 00:56:30,249 It is you again. 610 00:56:31,560 --> 00:56:35,531 What can I do to help you? 611 00:56:37,800 --> 00:56:39,325 Why do you lock the... 612 00:56:39,560 --> 00:56:40,721 Oh, no! 613 00:56:41,720 --> 00:56:45,042 Control yourself, madam. You cannot be in earnest. 614 00:56:45,120 --> 00:56:46,849 A joke, yes? 615 00:56:47,880 --> 00:56:48,881 No? 616 00:56:54,560 --> 00:56:57,928 You know, it is possible to be too attractive. 617 00:57:29,880 --> 00:57:31,450 Do you know what that was? 618 00:57:31,720 --> 00:57:34,200 The Minute Waltz played in 30 seconds. 619 00:57:35,000 --> 00:57:37,082 New world record. 620 00:57:39,440 --> 00:57:43,809 There are people who just don't like music, as I found out one day. 621 00:57:43,960 --> 00:57:45,883 On a rainy night in Rio 622 00:57:45,960 --> 00:57:47,166 A -rink a -dink a -dink 623 00:57:47,240 --> 00:57:50,084 What do they do when there is no starry sky 624 00:57:50,160 --> 00:57:51,525 Oh, starry sky 625 00:57:51,600 --> 00:57:54,649 Where do they go when they can't go for a walk? 626 00:57:54,720 --> 00:57:56,927 Do they stay home and talk 627 00:57:57,000 --> 00:57:59,082 Or do they sit inside 628 00:58:18,240 --> 00:58:20,527 What do they do in Mississippi 629 00:58:21,000 --> 00:58:23,810 When skies are drippy 630 00:58:27,400 --> 00:58:29,528 And what do they do in Tijuana 631 00:58:29,600 --> 00:58:31,329 When they wanna snuggle tight 632 00:58:31,440 --> 00:58:32,726 Well-- 633 00:58:47,880 --> 00:58:49,211 Music-hater. 634 00:58:59,440 --> 00:59:01,568 She's a fancy stepper when she dances 635 00:59:01,640 --> 00:59:03,165 Go and see her as she capers and prances 636 00:59:03,240 --> 00:59:04,810 My gal don't do much talking 637 00:59:04,880 --> 00:59:06,644 Dances even when she's walking 638 00:59:06,720 --> 00:59:08,370 One and two and three and four 639 00:59:08,440 --> 00:59:10,204 She dances all day long 640 00:59:10,280 --> 00:59:11,964 My gal is a highborn stepper 641 00:59:12,040 --> 00:59:13,644 Ginger with salt and pepper 642 00:59:13,720 --> 00:59:15,484 She's a fancy stepper when she dances 643 00:59:15,560 --> 00:59:17,403 Go and see her as she capers and prances 644 00:59:18,440 --> 00:59:20,169 What's up, doc? 645 00:59:24,840 --> 00:59:26,763 Also a rabbit hater. 646 00:59:46,920 --> 00:59:49,810 Of course, you know, this means war. 647 01:00:01,920 --> 01:00:03,922 - Leopold. - Leopold. 648 01:00:05,720 --> 01:00:07,848 - Leopold. - Leopold. 649 01:00:07,920 --> 01:00:09,604 - Leopold. - Leopold. 650 01:00:09,680 --> 01:00:11,921 Leopold! 651 01:00:15,960 --> 01:00:17,530 Leopold. 652 01:02:25,960 --> 01:02:29,407 You either hate opera or you love it. I love it. 653 01:02:29,880 --> 01:02:33,601 I loved it so much, I took the entire 18 hours... 654 01:02:33,680 --> 01:02:37,969 of Richard Wagner's Ring of Nibelung... 655 01:02:39,200 --> 01:02:41,407 and squashed it down to seven minutes. 656 01:03:16,080 --> 01:03:18,526 Be very quiet 657 01:03:19,600 --> 01:03:22,171 I'm hunting rabbits 658 01:03:35,560 --> 01:03:36,766 Rabbit tracks. 659 01:03:39,600 --> 01:03:41,045 Kill the rabbit 660 01:03:41,200 --> 01:03:42,486 Kill the rabbit 661 01:03:42,560 --> 01:03:44,210 Kill the rabbit 662 01:03:46,160 --> 01:03:47,685 Kill the rabbit? 663 01:03:48,760 --> 01:03:49,966 Yohoto 664 01:03:50,200 --> 01:03:51,486 Yohoto 665 01:03:51,600 --> 01:03:52,886 Yohoto 666 01:03:52,960 --> 01:03:54,200 Yoko 667 01:03:54,600 --> 01:03:59,208 Oh, mighty warrior of great fighting stack 668 01:03:59,560 --> 01:04:02,211 Might I inquire to ask 669 01:04:03,280 --> 01:04:05,726 What's up, doc? 670 01:04:06,120 --> 01:04:08,646 I'm going to kill the rabbit 671 01:04:09,000 --> 01:04:13,289 Oh, mighty hunter it will be quite a task 672 01:04:13,880 --> 01:04:18,442 Haw will you do it might I inquire to ask? 673 01:04:19,920 --> 01:04:22,764 I will do it with my spear and magic helmet 674 01:04:22,960 --> 01:04:24,803 Your spear and magic helmet? 675 01:04:24,880 --> 01:04:26,803 - Spear and magic helmet - Magic helmet? 676 01:04:26,880 --> 01:04:28,166 Magic helmet 677 01:04:28,240 --> 01:04:30,163 Magic helmet. 678 01:04:30,560 --> 01:04:33,609 Yes. Magic helmet 679 01:04:33,680 --> 01:04:37,082 And I'll give you a sample 680 01:04:48,960 --> 01:04:49,961 Bye. 681 01:04:51,040 --> 01:04:52,724 That was the rabbit. 682 01:05:22,560 --> 01:05:25,086 Brunhilde 683 01:05:25,160 --> 01:05:27,970 You 're so lovely 684 01:05:28,120 --> 01:05:30,361 Yes, I know it 685 01:05:30,520 --> 01:05:32,921 I can't help it 686 01:05:33,080 --> 01:05:35,731 Brunhilde 687 01:05:35,800 --> 01:05:38,451 Be my lave 688 01:06:30,840 --> 01:06:35,448 Return my love 689 01:06:35,560 --> 01:06:40,248 A longing burns deep inside me 690 01:06:40,360 --> 01:06:45,161 Return my love 691 01:06:45,520 --> 01:06:50,208 I want you always beside me 692 01:06:50,680 --> 01:06:55,447 Love like ours must be 693 01:06:55,960 --> 01:07:00,682 Made for you and for me 694 01:07:01,880 --> 01:07:04,281 Return 695 01:07:04,840 --> 01:07:08,765 Wan 't you return, my love? 696 01:07:09,040 --> 01:07:13,728 For my love is yours 697 01:07:28,360 --> 01:07:30,408 I'll kill the rabbit! 698 01:07:31,520 --> 01:07:33,284 Arise, storm! 699 01:07:34,680 --> 01:07:37,365 North winds blow! South winds blow! 700 01:07:37,440 --> 01:07:40,410 Typhoons! Hurricanes! Earthquakes! 701 01:07:41,040 --> 01:07:42,610 Smog! 702 01:07:47,520 --> 01:07:50,410 White lightning, strike the rabbit! 703 01:08:11,160 --> 01:08:13,242 What have I done? 704 01:08:14,840 --> 01:08:16,683 I've killed the rabbit 705 01:08:18,760 --> 01:08:20,728 Paar little bunny 706 01:08:22,000 --> 01:08:24,446 Paar little rabbit 707 01:08:37,720 --> 01:08:41,042 What did you expect in an opera, a happy ending? 708 01:08:45,040 --> 01:08:49,329 I will say this for Elmer. He really doesn't want us for food. 709 01:08:49,400 --> 01:08:52,244 He just does it 'cause he's a sportsman. 710 01:08:53,480 --> 01:08:56,962 That's different than some people who go hunting because they're really hungry... 711 01:08:57,040 --> 01:09:00,442 like a coyote for instance, who will eat anything... 712 01:09:00,520 --> 01:09:02,045 including me. 713 01:09:23,200 --> 01:09:24,884 What's up, doc? 714 01:09:25,040 --> 01:09:28,487 Allow me to introduce myself. My name is Wile E. Coyote, Genius. 715 01:09:29,960 --> 01:09:33,567 I'm not selling anything nor am I working my way through college. 716 01:09:33,960 --> 01:09:35,564 So let's get down to cases. 717 01:09:35,840 --> 01:09:39,128 You are a rabbit and I am going to eat you for supper. 718 01:09:39,200 --> 01:09:41,043 Now, don't try to get away. 719 01:09:41,120 --> 01:09:45,284 I am more muscular, more cunning faster and larger than you are... 720 01:09:45,360 --> 01:09:47,806 and I'm a genius... 721 01:09:48,080 --> 01:09:51,687 while you could hardly pass the entrance examinations to kindergarten. 722 01:09:52,640 --> 01:09:56,326 So, I'll give you the customary two minutes to say your prayers. 723 01:09:57,400 --> 01:10:00,244 I'm sorry, Mac. The lady of the house ain't home and besides... 724 01:10:00,320 --> 01:10:03,005 we mailed you people a check last week. 725 01:10:08,840 --> 01:10:12,083 Why do they always want to do it the hard way? 726 01:10:21,440 --> 01:10:24,091 Wile E., you genius. 727 01:10:24,240 --> 01:10:25,969 You've done it again. 728 01:11:07,200 --> 01:11:10,010 - What's cooking, doc? - Rabbit stew. 729 01:11:12,480 --> 01:11:14,767 I'm such a genius! 730 01:11:16,000 --> 01:11:17,570 Smells mighty good! 731 01:11:17,680 --> 01:11:20,843 But there's only one little thing wrong with it. 732 01:11:21,160 --> 01:11:24,004 - There is? What? - No rabbit. 733 01:11:29,600 --> 01:11:33,002 I'm looking aver a three-leaf clover 734 01:11:33,080 --> 01:11:36,050 That I overlooked be three 735 01:11:40,760 --> 01:11:42,762 Back to the old drawing board. 736 01:11:51,280 --> 01:11:53,886 Genius, that's what it is! Sheer genius! 737 01:12:12,440 --> 01:12:16,286 Wile E. Coyote. Super genius. 738 01:12:17,560 --> 01:12:19,369 I like the way that rolls out. 739 01:12:19,720 --> 01:12:24,487 Wile E. Coyote. Super genius. 740 01:12:33,520 --> 01:12:35,807 Wile E. Coyote. 741 01:12:36,120 --> 01:12:37,849 Super genius. 742 01:12:45,680 --> 01:12:49,048 Allow me to introduce myself. My name is Mud. 743 01:12:50,160 --> 01:12:53,721 And remember, mud spelled backwards ls "dum". 744 01:12:57,640 --> 01:13:00,610 Even a genius gets the message after a while... 745 01:13:00,680 --> 01:13:02,728 and realizes that eating rabbit... 746 01:13:02,800 --> 01:13:06,009 cooked or raw isn't such a smart idea. 747 01:13:06,560 --> 01:13:10,406 Raw rabbit? What a revolting idea. 748 01:13:10,600 --> 01:13:15,242 So old Wile E. decided that he'd better pursue something more his size. 749 01:13:15,800 --> 01:13:17,040 For instance“ 750 01:31:30,080 --> 01:31:32,162 How's that for a big production? 751 01:31:32,240 --> 01:31:36,040 I'll bet even old Cecil B. De Mille would be jealous of that one. 752 01:31:36,320 --> 01:31:40,962 I'm sure old Neanderthal person never envisaged anything like that... 753 01:31:41,040 --> 01:31:43,520 when he started that very first chase. 754 01:31:43,600 --> 01:31:46,331 But then if he hadn't invented the chase... 755 01:31:46,600 --> 01:31:51,049 maybe, just maybe, laughter wouldn't have been invented either... 756 01:31:51,160 --> 01:31:54,767 and that, old buddies, would have been a real loss. 757 01:31:55,840 --> 01:31:56,887 Who knows? 758 01:31:56,960 --> 01:32:01,921 Maybe, just maybe the whale universe will get the idea... 759 01:32:02,360 --> 01:32:05,967 and stars and suns, meteors and comets... 760 01:32:06,040 --> 01:32:10,329 even galaxies will realize haw necessary laughter is... 761 01:32:10,400 --> 01:32:12,687 and haw much fun chases are. 762 01:32:12,920 --> 01:32:14,285 And... 763 01:32:20,440 --> 01:32:25,128 And finally, all will once again be peaceful and quiet. 764 01:32:27,720 --> 01:32:29,290 Or will it? 765 01:32:35,160 --> 01:32:36,161 Yes? 766 01:32:39,520 --> 01:32:40,567 Well? 767 01:32:46,280 --> 01:32:49,568 After all, credits where credit is due. 768 01:33:29,560 --> 01:33:32,006 Eat your heart out, Burt Reynolds.