Presbyterians are called "God's frozen people."
Wouldn't swing if you hung them.
Oh, yeah!
Is this the Venice Beach courts? Is this the only one?
Wait, you haven't put anything in the offering plate.
-Sorry, man. -Right.
Fifty be all right? I'm just kidding. Here you go.
See, I told you he was a generous man.
Is this where Eddie "The King" Farouk and Duck Johnson played?
King and Duck owned these courts. They were the best ever.
That's because you never saw me.
Keep singing, guys.
My old man was a preacher.
I love this shit.
-He put a dollar in. -So?
-So, we give him a dollar's worth. -Okay.
Look. It's all right.
Walter, throw that big, fat butt at me.
I'm tired of making you look bad.
It's hard goddamn work for a man to make another man look so bad.
Man, I'm fixing to dog you, punk.
I'll dog you right now.
Let me shut this shit up. Give me the ball.
You got the pill.
You shoot, I'll knock it out the skv. You can't take it to the hole.
-You ain't good enough. -You think so?
I don't think. I know.
What are you gonna do? Where you going?
You can't dribble.
Bring it, bring it!
Move, move!
Get that shit out of here.
That shit went out like a SCUD missile. Oh, it hurts, it hurts so bad.
Babies, let me tell you something.
I don't mean to brag, but I'm the greatest. I am the greatest!
-You all right, man? -Yeah.
Get your butt up and play.
Take your little Colt 45-drinking ass off someplace.
Yes, Walter. Hard goddamn work making you look so bad.
Man, you fouled me!
Foul?
-Foul? -Take the ball out and shut up.
What's the count?
-9-8, us. -9-8, you?
Get the fuck out of here.
If you could count, you'd be an astronaut. It's 9-8, us.
George, your mother's an astronaut.
He talking about your mama, man.
He playing you and your mama for a punk.
My mother ain't no astronaut! Say it, say it!
Your mother ain't no astronaut, your father ain't no astronaut, all right?
Well, my mama ain't no astronaut. You understand me?
Look, me saying that your mother's an astronaut... .
. ...is just another way of saying that you're all fucked up.
Cool. Well, let's just get off mamas, because I just got off yours.
Keep my mama out of this, brother.
She's out.
-She's out. -Cool.
Cool!
She's out.
Cool!
She's out.
What time should I bring the bitch back?
Yo, what's the score?
9-8, us.
What? We can't be losing to you.
If we lose to you, I'll kill myself. I don't want to do that.
-Fuck you, skinny boy. -Fuck this!
You fat motherfucker!
Fuck this!
Shut up. You're giving me Excedrin number trillion headache.
Hey, what's the score?
Chump, vo, I'm talking to you. What, you deaf or something?
-I'm taking to the air. -my name ain't Chump, it's Billy Hoyle.
Billy hoyle.
Billy hoyle!
Billy hoyle. Okay, Billy. Now, can you count to 1 0, Billy?
-Yeah. -Good.
-What's the score, Billy? -I don't know.
Then you're a chump.
I may be a chump, I just said that wasn't my name.
He punked your ass, Sid!
Fuck you.
Let's go!
8-8, your ball.
It's 9-8, your ball. I don't want no excuses.
I call it even. Your ball.
You better call a doctor. Take the ball.
-It's your ball. -I said it's your...
Take the ball.
-Your woman calling you, man. -Sidnev!
Your woman calling you, man.
Well, at least I got one.
Your mother's so poor, I seen her kicking a can down the street.
She said she was moving.
Your mama's so old, she used to drive chariots to high school.
Your mama's so fat, she fell over, broke her leg and gravv poured out.
-Hev, baby. -Hi, honey.
I was buving food, the check didn't clear and I had no cash.
Baby, I'm sorry. Will a 20 do?
Thirty would be better.
You hustling me? You're the only one who can get away with that.
I got a couple things working here.
I gotta go. Daddy has to go back to work. Thev're trving to cheat me.
Talk to you.
Told your mama to act her age, she dropped dead.
Your mother got a wig with grav sideburns.
Your mama's teeth are so vellow, she can butter a whole loaf of bread.
Shut up. Save your breath.
You need all the energy you can get. Let's go.
-I can't run, man. -What?!
My bunions hurt. Get someone to play for me.
Come here, babv. That's okay. You're still my hero.
That's it, babv.
Wait a minute.
Who can replace Mr. Handicap?
anybody for Mr. Fucking March of Dimes?
Hey, take Billy Ho here.
No, I don't want him.
He might be good.
-I won't go with this. -Whv not?
-Because I'm white. -He's white.
He is white. Look at him.
It won't matter. You could bring Bernard King in.
We hit two, we're out. Swish.
Swish. Let's go, Billy Ho.
Hey, ain't no need for that Jane Fonda, geriatric bullshit.
You just come out here, play some D. Two quick ones...
It's over. See ya. Wouldn't want to be ya.
You got a new teammate. Kiss your game goodbve.
Hey, mavbe I need to do that shit too.
You loose now? Let's play.
Come here. Let me teach you something.
Hey, man, get your ass out of here.
Come here, I'll tell you where I'm going. Over there, right.
You're a hotshot, huh? Where are you going? I got you.
Show me what you got.
This is my court, you hear me?
Luck. Pure luck.
I believe the score is 9-8, ours.
Take it out.
Ball in.
Okav, chump.
The sun even shines on a dog's ass some days. Anybodv can win the lottery.
K now what I mean?
Give it up.
You want it back now.
Fuck you. Your mother's an astronaut.
She's too drunk to be an astronaut.
You remind me of one of those dudes from The Brady Bunch.
-Doesn't he look like one of them? -He looks like Cindv.
Yeah, that's the one!
Why are you laughing?
Calling me Brady Bunch.
He's too stupid to know he's being insulted.
Get off the court, Sidnev. You lost.
Ease back. Give me a second with Mr. Bradv Bunch.
You mav be able to pull off a couple of passes.
That don't mean you can play this game.
Right. You ain't seen me shoot. Mavbe I can't shoot a lick.
What's it worth to you to find out, huh?
Say, what have we got here? Fifty, sixtv... .
. ...sixty-two dollars.
I do detect the smell of cash.
h the air.
How good are you, chump?
-"Chump"? "Chump"? -That's your money.
My only problem will be pulling the ball out of your ass. ...
. ...when I take your monev.
-And that is his monev. -Money talks.
Twentv, forty, fortv-one...
You're short.
Man, loan me 20.
What do I look like, Bank of America?
-Yeah, give me a loan. -You always do this.
I won't lose to this white boy.
You better not lose my monev to this white boy.
This is a black thing. Now give me the fucking 20.
-Then we eat at Sizzler? -Surf and turf.
-I'm the bank. -That's his monev.
-Let's go, babv.
Best of five, top of the kev. And since you're the foreigner. ...
. ...as such, you can go first.
No, thank you, Sidney. You go ahead.
No, this is my house. This is Sidnev Deane's house.
Since I'm the host, I extend my hospitality to you.
That's very gracious, but I don't want your hospitality.
I don't want to take advantage of you.
Okav, but you might not get another shot.
Okav, if you insist.
This is outdoor ball. Different than your countrv club shit.
When you shoot, you adjust for the wind.
Out here, the wind can push the ball to the left or right 6 to 8 inches.
But you wouldn't know nothing about that.
You want me to move? I'm sorry.
It's your shot.
This is really not my spot. I'll be lucky to hit two out of five.
But I'll shoot anyway.
Oh, man! Right off the bat.
I am feeling lucky.
Man wants to get paid!
It's prettv. It's so prettv.
We 're going Sizzler We 're going Sizzler.
I never hit two in a row.
But I'm very lucky.
I'm feeling verv luckv.
Ugly shot. Looked like a goddamn brick.
No aesthetic beauty whatsoever. Now mine, on the contrarv... ...
It hurts being this good!
A thing of beauty is a jov forever.
My man John Keats said that. You know that, right?
You know, I've never hit three in a row. Never in my life.
Color me lucky, man. Sometimes you wake up, the birds are singing...
That's a decent shot. Excellent.
You are the greatest.
-Thank you. -But I'm feeling so luckv.
Four in a row!
This is like the luck of the Irish, only I'm not Irish. So go figure.
Come on, Sidnev. Come on, now.
Don't worry, I got this under control. This sucker's mine.
Michael Jordan was down here once.
I took him to the hole. You believe that?
That's right, I saw it.
Michael said, "You should play summer pro league."
-I said, no. -Hell no!
-Might mess up my game. -We can't have that, Billy Ho.
Shoot this one and let's go to Sizzler.
I'm gonna just leave it up there.
-Give me some. -I will.
Oh, shit!
It's hard goddamn work being this good.
Shut the fuck up.
-Am I starting to get to you? -No, Sidnev.
You're just making my ears hurt.
See, you guys look at me, you see the backwards hat. ...
. ...the funkv outfit and you say, "This guy's a chump."
-A fucking geek. -A fucking geek. Exactly.
But you don't realize it ain't easy.
"It is hard goddamn work making something this prettv" ... .
. ...look like a geek. So I must do it for a reason.
I'm convinced, whatever the reason may be.
If I miss this shot, I walk away, still a chump.
But if you miss, you've been beat not once... .
. ...but twice, bv a slow, white, geeky chump.
Ain't no thing.
-No thing but chicken wing on a string. -From Burger King.
The wind's kicking up a bit. You might want to adjust about... .
. ...six, eight inches to the left.
Here it is. This is the big one.
Don't worry. I've hustled much better players than you.
Don't put up a brick.
Stop vapping and let the brother shoot.
Yeah, I got it.
The wrist.
-Brick. -Shit!
Give me my money.
-It belongs to him! -A man with integritv.
-Don't push your luck. -It wasn't luck.
You said we'd go to Sizzler...
Man, shut your anorexic, mahutritioned, tapeworm-having... .
. ...Dick Gregory Diet-drinking ass up! Leave me alone.
Honey, I'm home.
How much did you make?
Well, I missed you too.
I'm sorry, honev.
Sixty-two dollars minus $ 5. 1 6. ...
. ...for a hummus-tabbouleh garden burger and all that stuff you love.
You know I hate that health food shit.
You'll eat it and you'll love it.
I'll let you get away with that since you got money todav.
Let's see, that makes... .
. ...$ 58.84, which gives us $806 towards the $8000.
We still owe the Stucci Brothers $ 7 1 94.
Don't pay them. Thev're robbing you.
How many times do we have to go through this?
h life, there are some things that just are the way they are.
Nothing will get rid of the Stuccis except 7000 more dollars.
What's the deal with this?
Come on, I've been studying all dav.
I did fires and earthquakes. any kind of disaster.
And assassinations.
Try me.
Leon Czolgosz.
Who killed President McKinlev?
Unbelievable.
Jeopardy!'s gonna call todav. I can feel it.
Don't count on it, you won't be disappointed.
Check this out. The last words of Lee Harvev Oswald:
"It wasn't me, it was the Cl..."
Get it? "The..." And then...
I got it, I got it. Honev, honev.
How much do you love me?
I love you infinitv.
That's not enough.
-hfinitv's the biggest number. -No, it's not.
Tell me one bigger.
hfinity plus two.
I love you infinitv plus two.
Billy, you're so stupid.
You should say, "I love you infinitv plus infinitv."
I love you. ...
. ...infinitv plus infinitv.
-There's a bigger number. -I give up.
You haven't kissed me vet.
No, take a shower. You stink. Go away, you stink!
Wait right there. Don't move. Hold that thought.
I'm gonna come back and put my mouth where this money is.
There's somebody at the door!
Somebody's at the door!
All right, stay calm, stav calm.
Hurry up!
I love you, but I won't get shot over your debt.
-my debt? Our debt! -Whoever's debt, I ain't getting shot!
Stav here. If I don't get you in 30 seconds, jump out the window.
I'll meet you at Denny's.
Honey, I love you.
I love you too.
Who is it?
The manager.
-What is it? -Got a message for you.
Brady Bunch.
A thousand ten, a thousand eleven, a thousand twelye... ...
Did you hear somebodv invite you in?
I just want to talk.
...a thousand thirtv.
How'd you find me?
I have to admit, no one's ever worked me the way you did.
I beat you fairly. You beat me, I don't come and cry about it.
I'm not here to cry. I'm here on business.
You said 30 seconds. I almost took off.
I'm sorry.
Who's this?
-Sidnev Deane. -So?
Your boyfriend took monev from me and I noticed this bottle.
You take that, I'll shoot you.
What's with you? You need to chill with the caffeine.
Excuse me?
You comfortable?
You know, a futon is better for your back.
Where did you play, Billy?
College in Louisiana. Didn't work out.
So now you hustle.
Nobodv knows me here. I can work the courts.
I have a business proposal.
It means more cash than this chump change you make.
What is it?
There's a two-on-two tournament next week.
-You want me to run with you? -Yep.
Meanwhile, we can make some extra change.
If you don't mind hustling. And I know you don't.
What kind of hustle?
You got me bv what, 7 000 pounds?
I gotta tell you, it's hard work making you look so bad.
Who the fuck told you to talk? You score, you can talk.
But if you eat shit, you shut up.
You took me to the hole. Why?
Because I let you.
I take you anywhere I want. I'll have you for breakfast.
Want to put some jack on that?
Who rattled your cage?
You talk a lot for a guy who got busted.
I'll pick any player... I'll pick the worst player here. ...
-... .for $ 500. -Excuse me?
-Ex-ex-excuse me?
I'll let you pick my teammate.
He ain't serious, man. I don't believe this shit.
-You ain't serious. -Anybodv.
Five hundred dollars. And you can pick anybodv out here. anybody!
I don't believe this.
Hey, Raymond, look at the chump, man. Give him the chump.
No. White boys don't count.
You have to give me a brother.
You got him. The goofv-looking guy.
-Me? -Yeah, you.
-Oh, fuck. -Hev, chump.
You want to run?
You mean play basketball?
No, he means ice hockev.
Get your tired butt up here, Gretzkv.
-Where's your monev? -I'll get it.
You setting me up? Here's my $ 500. Where's yours?
I said I'll get it. I gotta go to the car.
Good, you go to your car.
Then get your Sasquatch butt back here. I got a hot hand.
I got your back, Raymond.
What the hell is this?
Oh, man, what is this world coming to?
Look at this shit.
I ain't got nothing to worry about except Cathv Rigbv over here.
Where's his car, man?
Give me your money.
-Ravmond, is that you? -No, this ain't Ravmond.
Take off that goddamn mask and put down that gun.
What are you doing?
I got a couple of chumps on the line at the park.
-Loan me some money, man. -Get the fuck out of here!
Hey, look, man. You need a good gun.
There's some crazv motherfuckers walking around.
A lot crazier than me.
Give me $ 300 for it.
-I'll give you $ 200. -Come on, man. $ 2 75.
-$ 250. -All right.
But now you're robbing me.
Yo, yo, I got your money. I got $ 250. Let's go.
No, I said $ 500. Can you count?
Hey, $ 250, man. Take it or leave it.
A man like me can make you look bad.
Your mouth's got you in trouble.
If I was you, I'd kill myself.
Lovely, lovely!
-What's your name? -Billy Ho.
Nice to meet you.
Point game! Point game.
That means one more point and we win this $ 500. Point game.
You gonna teach class or play?
I been teaching class on you all dav. Taking you to the clinic.
Class is in session again. Ding-ding. Check.
-Check this. -You're too stupid to catch the ball.
Give me my money.
Hard goddamn work!
-It's okav. You played a good game. -Motherfuckers set us up.
-You dead. -Hev, take it easy.
Hard goddamn work!
You ain't gonna cut me.
You set me up!
Hey, Raymond, I seen you hustle, man.
-I never used a goofy, white fucker! -Who you calling a goofv, white fucker?
-You, you white fucker! -That's cool!
Wait, hold it. This is ridiculous.
Raymond, we are brothers, man.
I swear, I have never seen this white boy before.
Sidney, don't negotiate with the guy. You got a wife and kid.
-How you know my name? -How come he knows your family?
What?! Wait a minute.
You talk about my wife and kid and you don't know me?
Cut this motherfucker.
Cut that motherfucker.
No, fuck this. Both you motherfuckers are crazy.
I'm going to my car and get my other gun. Shoot everybodv's ass.
Shit! Come on!
Come on! Come on! Come on!
Go, go, go!
Oh, man! We took Ravmond Dickens to the hole!
Hey, know what?
Nobodv's done that around here since the King and Duck Johnson.
King and Duck!
The King and the Duck!
What is this?
-Jimi Hendrix. -I know. Why are you playing Jimi?
I like to listen to him.
Listen? That's what the fucking problem is. Y'all listen.
What should I do, eat it?
You're supposed to hear it.
I just said I like to listen to it.
No, no, hearing is different than listening.
White people can't hear Jimi. You listen!
What are you talking about? His drummer was white.
Get the fuck out of here. He was not white.
Yes, he was. Yo, check it out. See?
This is a picture.
-Whole band's white except for Jimi. -This is a fucking picture.
It's airbrushed. Jimi did not have a white rhvthm section.
You cannot hear Jimi.
-All right. Thank you. -Check this out.
Who is this?
The greatest troubadour of all time, is who it is.
Troubadour? Shit sounds like a dog.
That's a Labrador. Don't insult this music.
Take it off.
You're not hearing this.
I don't want to hear this. This is like pollution to my ears.
Explain to this Gladvs K night and the Pimps...
It's Gladvs K night and the Pips!
Just put Jimi back in. I don't like this shit.
-You're supposed to defend me! -Who are you velling at?
Get rid of that gum. I'm tired of it popping.
Tell this bubblehead to make a right here.
You can get shot playing here.
Let me off at the Trump Towers.
The penthouse is in the back.
Vista View. The flyest view in the jungle.
-Home sweet home. -You know it.
Yo, that was a good run todav.
Good run.
With the monev you made, you can get this car washed.
Hey, man, this is one classic automobile.
You know, you got a fine woman there.
Hey, you keep your hands off her.
I said she was fine, not that I wanted to touch her.
You touch her and I'll kick your ass. You hear me?
Lookee, lookee, lookee.
-It's all starting to come clear. -Good.
You're a cool customer on the court.
Real chill on the street. Can't be rattled in your game, no, no.
You don't even fall for all that nigger shit on the court.
But when it comes to your woman, that's a different matter altogether.
Look at you. I ain't even talked trash and you're scared.
I ain't even pushed up on her and you're thinking about it.
-Shut the fuck up. -This is good.
This is really good shit to know. I know your weakness.
-You're like every white boy I know. -You're like every brother I ever saw.
-Kick some shit. -You'd rather look good and lose... .
-... .than look bad and win. -You don't know shit about me.
I know plentv about you, Sidney.
How many dinners did this chain cost your family?
Just go home and get some rest. Okav, Bradv Bunch?
I ain't tired.
Bye, Gloria.
-Nice seeing you again. -Same here.
Take care. I like these rings. They're fly.
Take care.
Tomorrow we're going to 1 03rd Street.
We're gonna hustle in Watts. Tough games out there. Big bucks.
Don't take it personally.
We're teammates. Ebony. ...
. ...and lyory.
Here's your partner.
Right, fuck me. You better get across La Brea before sundown.
The guy's full of shit.
Please explain to me whv this Negro is singing cowboy music.
This is my favorite song.
It reminds me of making love to you. Makes me want to. ...
. ...take you and lock you in a room. ...
. ...and make love to you over and over and over... .
. ...and over and over.
I didn't say I didn't like it.
Honey, this can't be safe. You know I believe in safe sex.
-I'm gonna take a shower. -Put me down!
Honey, my mouth is dry.
Honey, I'm thirstv.
Here you go, honev.
When I said I was thirstv... .
. ...it doesn't mean I want you to bring me a glass of water.
It doesn't?
You're missing the point of my saying I'm thirsty.
If I have a problem, you don't have to solye it.
Men always think they can solye a woman's problem.
It makes them feel omnipotent.
Omnipotent?
Did you have a bad dream?
It's how thev control women.
-Bringing them a glass of water? -Yes. I read it in a magazine.
If I'm thirstv, I don't want you to bring me a glass of water.
I want you to svmpathize. I want you to say:
"Gloria, I too know what it feels like to be thirsty.
l, too, have had a dry mouth."
I want you to connect with me... .
. ...through understanding the concept of drymouthedness.
This is all in the same magazine?
You're into control.
Shut up.
See?
You make me sick.
Honey, don't give me the rollover, okav?
When I say I'm thirstv, it means if there's some water, I'd love a sip.
When I say I want to make love, it means let's screw.
That's exactly what I thought you would say.
Besides, I don't like the word "screw."
I prefer "make love" or "fuck."
"Screwing" is for carpenters.
You're gonna get it. Oh, honey.
-Where are you going? -Anywhere.
Getting the hell away from you, you psycho chiquita nutcase.
Come on, honev. Come back. I want to make love.
Honey, come back. I want to screw!
Forget you, then.
You piece of shit.
That's him.
-It's the Stuccis! -The Stuccis! Oh, shit!
How'd they find us?!
Hold on. Okay, all right, I got the money.
Go, honev, come on! Come on, honev, move.
-I'm always waiting for you. -Shut up!
-Wait for me! -Hurry up!
Why are you so slow? I'm carrying evervthing.
You want me to carry you too?
We'd shoot you, Billy, but first we want the money.
-We've got your number now. -No escape!
Blueberry, cockle cherry Eevie ivey over
Mama's in the kitchen cooking rice Daddy's outside shooting dice
Baby in the cradle fast asleep Here comes mister with the H O T
This is a great house. A great house.
But it's a little steep.
Sidney, we have to talk.
Excuse me.
-I want this house. -I want it too. But it's expensive.
-Thev want first, last, damages. -I'll get a job.
No, no, no. I got lots of jobs.
I got the cable thing, the roof thing, the paint thing.
Construction is slow, but basketball puts food on the table.
Basketball isn't a real job.
It's late. I gotta go. I'm working on this new shot.
I'm sure it's a gorgeous shot.
But I still want this house.
-Okay? -Okay.
Foul, foul!
All ball. All ball, no foul.
-You got my hand. -Your hand is part of the ball.
-You got my wrist. -Part of the hand.
And the knee bone's connected to the dick bone.
-You fouled Robert. -You didn't even see the play.
Yo, you couldn't carry my jockstrap in a suitcase.
This is Watts. I thought you had some ballplayers out here. This is shit.
I'm getting tired of your face.
Guess your mother threw you out real young.
He's talking about your mama.
Nobodv talks about my mother.
Don't ever talk about my mama. Me and any guy here can take you.
How much you want to roll?
Oh, my God. What is this?
Oh, my God! Look at this! It's a thousand dollars!
Oh, wait a minute, there's more. What is this?
You rob a 7-1 1?
Eleven, twelye, thirteen. Wait, is there more?
Fourteen, fifteen.
-Is that your rent monev? -Sixteen.
It's coming from evervwhere. Seventeen hundred dollars, baby.
And we get to pick your partner?
You can pick any of these stiffs out here. anybody. $ 1 7 00.
And don't talk about my mother.
-How about my man here? -No, no. I want that guy.
-The white boy? -Yeah, that scraggly mother.
No, no, no. Fuck that. Wait a minute.
I got $800. I just cashed my check for the rent.
-I got 50 bucks. -$ 1 7 00. Come up with it or walk.
play us for what we got.
play a tune on that bald head of yours.
Hey, man, hold on.
-Hev. -How you doing?
-What's up? -You look so good today.
-What's up? -You're up. I need a diamond.
I told you he was no good. When will you listen to me?
He was a dog from day one.
Trust me. We'll go to Zales after this.
-Don't talk about my boyfriend. -He's a dog.
This ain't no diamond. It's a zircon.
Okav. Let's say this piece of shit is worth 300 bills.
I'll put my $ 1 7 00 against your $ 1 1 50.
That's a bet!
Hey, give me my monev!
I'll hold it. I ain't going nowhere.
He ain't going nowhere. The bakerv ain't open yet.
We play to 1 0.
-That's a bet. -Let's do it.
We got a game to play.
Hey, Martha Graham!
Martha Graham!
Can you play?
-Good pick, man. -You know it.
That's what I'm talking about. Go back to Sea World.
-You let him back-door you. -I thought he was gonna pass.
Of course he wasn't...
D up, man.
You don't know what D is.
Go, you fucking Globetrotter.
Aren't you gonna shoot?
-He was on my ass. -You were wide open.
I got $ 1 7 00 on the line. I won't force a shot.
Why are you kicking it to me?
-All right, I'm sorry. -You okay?
-Let's go. -You got it.
-Get me the ball. -It's 9-8, us. Point game.
-One more bucket, we get $ 1 700. -A bucket you'll never see.
-You tried to hustle us, but... -You gonna chitchat or play?
Get the fuck out.
You talking all this shit. Why don't you take me to the hole?
-I practice off people like you. -Just learn to play.
Ball, ball.
I'll take your monev, then I'll take your girl.
You're holding me.
All you do is hold people. You know, you're disgusting.
Both of you, go back to Sea World!
Seventeen hundred!
Goddamn!
Give me my money.
It was so nice just to hold it for a while.
I am dead. I am dead.
I'm sorry, man. I thought I had it.
I'm dead. I'm dog meat. She is gonna dump me now.
I feel terrible. I had a lousv game.
We're better than them. I've beat guys 1 0 times better than that!
I know. It's my fault.
It's nobody's fault. Sometimes the ball just doesn't go down.
-You want a ride? -I'll take the rail.
You sure?
I gotta think of how to tell Gloria I lost everything. ...
. ...and figure out where I'm gonna sleep tonight.
Hey, Billy, I'm sorry.
I mean it. I'm sorry.
"Thirty-nine" is the answer. What's the question?
"How many books in the Old Testament?"
I am so fucking good.
-Did Jeopardy! call yet? -Not vet.
But I'll need a nice dress. When they call, you gotta be ready.