(除非)
No, no, it doesn't matter unless it's a boy!
(我知道什么使你成为男孩)
I know what makes you a boy.
Uh, ooh,
you do?
(秃头)
Your bald head.
Oh, yes.
(光滑)
(真的)
It's really smooth.
(小鸡)
(想象)
(凝视)
(有时候)
(破壳而出)
Sometimes I stare at it, and imagine
a little chick popping out.
Peep peep peep.
(艾格尼丝)
Good night, Agnes.
(长大)
(永远不要)
Never get older.
Hey, oh!
Uh..
Okay, okay.
(发型)
Hey, Tim, nice haircut!
(坚持下去) (快要)
Donnie, hang in there, baby! It's almost Friday.
(今天生产的量)
So, how's today's batch, Dr. Donnie?
(升级) （新配方)
I developed a new formula
(这样就能)
which allowed me to get every known
(混合成一种果酱)
kind of berry into one flavor of jelly.
(口味)
That tastes good!
(风味)
I love the flavor of that!
(难吃)
It's horrible, isn't it?
No, no!
(取得了很大的进步)
Oh, we're making great progress!
（试试这个果酱）
Here, try some of this.
Mmm.
Ah.
Whoa.
（只是因为每个人都讨厌)
(表示它不好)
Okay, just because everybody hates
doesn't mean it's not good!
Listen, Gru.
(意思)
There's something I've been meaning
（和某人谈话） （大约一段时间）
to talk to you about for some time now.
(错误的)
What? What's wrong?
Um...
(怀念作恶)
I miss being evil.
(那些阴谋诡计和犯罪计划)
Sinister plots, large-scale crimes, it's what I live for.
(更多的未来超过果酱果冻)
I mean, don't you think there's more to our future than jelly?
(我同样考虑) (果酱)
Well, I'm also considering a line of jams.
（这事情是这样的）
Um, the thing is , Gru
（提供） (其他地方就业)
I've had an offer of employment elsewhere.
Dr. Nefario!
(你在开玩笑)
Come on, you're kidding, right?
(好机会) （对于我）
It's a great opportunity for me.
(更大的实验室更坏的计划)
Bigger lab, more evil,
(还有牙医)
full dental.
Very well.
(像样的欢送会)
Let us give you the proper send-off.
(小伙伴们)
Minions!
(唐尼博士致以最崇高的敬意)
The highest honor awarded to Dr. Nefario
(为了你多年的奉献)
for your years of service,
(臭屁致敬)
the 21-fart gun salute!
(我数出总数22)
Uh, I counted 22.
(再见了)
Farewell, my friends.
(需要一段时间)
This may take a while.
(去做你们的事情)
Go about your business.
(已经)
I miss you already!
Huh?
Huh.
(你确定我们应该这样做)
Are you sure}we should be doing this?
(自己)
Yes, it's for his own good.
(我们需要选一张照片)
Okay, we need to choose a picture.
No.
(吓人)
Scary.
(古怪)
Weird.
What is that?
(我有事情要宣布)
Good morning, girls! I have an announcement to make.
(明星) （看起来相像）
Hey, what celebrity do you look like?
布鲁斯·威利斯("虎胆龙威"男主角)
Uh, Bruce Willis.
Mmm, no.
你像矮胖子!(童谣里的滑稽角色)
Humpty Dumpty!
咕噜!("指环王"里的怪物)
Ooh, Gollum!
（你在做什么）
Okay, what are you doing?
(为了你注册交友网站)
We're signing you up for online dating!
Oh, okay. What? No, no, no.
(会很好玩的)
Oh, come on. It's fun.
（为了让你出现对象）
And it's time for you to get out there.
(没有人)
(获得对象)
No! Stop! No one is ever
getting out there! Ever!
(现在宣布事情)
Oh! Okay, now for the announcement.
（我已经接受了一份新工作)
I have accepted a new job.
Whoa! Really?
(一家秘密机构聘)
Yes, I have been recruited by a top-secret agency
(卧底) (拯救世界)
to go undercover and save the world!
(将要) (间谍)
You're gonna be a spy?
That's right, baby!
Gru's back in the game.
(工具) (武器)
(跑车) (全套装备)
and cool cars. The whole deal.
With gadgets and weapons and
(太棒了)
Awesome!
(你真的将要拯救世界)
Are you really gonna save the world?
Yes. Yes, I am.
Ah!
Hmm.
(烘焙时光)
"Bake My Day."
(唉)
Blech.
(蛋糕配方)
All right, here is the cupcake recipe I got off the Internet.
(别把巧克力在蛋糕上弄多了)
And don't go nuts with the sprinkles!
Whoo.
（我没预料到这样）
I wasn't expecting that. Or was I?
（你有） （你有一点）
Ooh. You got... you got a little...
Here, I'll get it.
Oh.
(它正好散布开)
It's just spreading.
（我知道了）
All right, all right. I got it! Stop it!
Oh.
（我让你自己来）
I'll let you get it.
(正好看到一些)
Yeah, what you just saw there was a little
something new I've been working on.
(融合了柔术 近身格斗 阿芝特克武术)
It's a combination of Jujitsu, Krav Maga, Aztec warfare
(小丑舞蹈的精华)
and krumping.
(奇怪) （你为什么在这里）
Okay, that's weird. Why are you here?
(赛拉斯派来的) (搭档)
On assignment from Silas. I'm your new partner.
Yay!
What? No, no "yay".
(羊屁股先生) (任何东西) (搭档)
Ramsbottom didn't say anything about a partner.
(似乎因为)
(案底)
Well, it seems that because
of your checkered past,
(拒绝) （与你一起）
every one else refused to work with you.
But not me. I stepped up.
（我只好照你说的做）
And I'm new, so I kind of have to do what they tell me anyway.
(你好)
Walla!
Ya!
Aah!
(伙计)
Do you know this guy?
(手下)
Yes, he's one of my minions.
Oh, I'm sorry.
（我早就应该知道）
I should have known.
（你自由了）
You are free to go.
Uh? Ah!
Kampai!
Oh!
Dave...
(呼叫)
Earth to Dave!
Huh?
（你可以离开了立刻）
You can leave now.
Oh, uh...
(什么人在名单上)
So, what do we got? Who's on the list?
Fire them at me.
(第一位嫌疑人是海达·布朗托夫特)
First suspect, Hedda Blumentoft,
(业主)
proprietor of Mum's the Word Floral Shop.
No, not her.
Okay, moving on...
("填充熊宝宝"商店的店主查德·肯尼)
Chuck Kinney, owner of Stuff-A-Bear.
Ooh.
I don't think so.
Hello?
(早上好)
Buenos días, my friends!
(爱德华多·佩雷斯)
I am Eduardo Perez,
(是对面莎莎舞餐厅的老板)
owner of Salsay Salsa restaurant, across the mall.
(现在提供早餐)
Now open for breakfast. And you are?
Gru. And this is Lucy. And we are closed.
（只要） (纪念品)
This is just going to take un momento.
(举办) (五月五日节)
I am throwing a big Cinco de Mayo party,
(最好的小蛋糕)
and I am going to need 200 of your best cupcakes
(装饰) (墨西哥旗)
decorated with the Mexican flag.
（类似）
It looks something like this.
What do you think?
- Ooh. - Oh.
Look away!
You, whoo.
(解决了)
(下周)
I'll pick them up next week!
Anyway, I have to go. It's all settled.
(机会)
Have a good day. Come by if you get a chance, okay?
And welcome to the mall family.
(他是埃尔马乔)
El Macho.
What?
(不能)
But it couldn't be.
What? What couldn't be?
(像一个叫埃尔马乔的恶棍)
That guy looks exactly like a villain named El Macho.
From about 20 years ago.
(无情的)
He was ruthless!
(危险的)
He was dangerous.
(顾名思义) (霸道)
And as the name implies, very macho.
(赤手空拳去打劫而出名)
He had a reputation for pulling off heists using only his bare hands!
(悲剧的) (英雄)
(埃尔马乔传奇很快就陨落了)
El Macho was gone too soon.
But sadly, like all the greats,
(死亡) (最霸气)
He died in the most macho way possible.
(鲨鱼)
Riding a shark
(英镑) (绑着炸药)
(胸部)
strapped to his chest
with 250 pounds of dynamite
(出入口) (活火山)
into the mouth of an active volcano!
(荣誉的)
It was glorious.
(听起来埃尔马乔肯定死了)
Yeah, sounds like El Macho's prettydead.
(他们从来没发现尸体）
They never found the body. Oh, no.
(只找到了一撮烧焦了的胸毛)
All that was ever retrieved was a pile of singed chest hair.
(埃尔马乔)
But that face! It has got to be El Macho!
(餐厅) (今晚)
Then what do you say you and I break into his restaurant? Tonight?
(告诉)
Yes, that's good, because I am telling you,
(血清)
if anybody in this place has the PX-41 serum,
it's him.
(完成) (睡衣)
(刷)
All right, all right, homework done, pajamas
Aon, teeth brushed, time for bed.
(催促)
What's the big hurry?
I just have a lot of work to do.
Work, what kind of work?
(重要的工作)
Very important business.
(拥抱)
So, hugs, kisses.
(那些臭虫)
Good night, sleep tight, don't let the bedbugs blah-blah-blah.
Whoa!
(答应) (实行)
But you said you'd help me practice
(表演)
my part for the Mother's Day show.
Fine, fine. Let me hear it. Quickly.
(轻伤) (辫子)
She kisses my boo-boos, she braids my hair.
My mother is beyond compare.
We love you, mothers, everywhere.
Wow! That was something else.
(微笑)
I really liked the way you smiled at the end.
Let's try this one more time,
(可以不用那么) (僵尸)
but a teensy bit less like a zombie, okay?
Okay.
(轻伤) (辫子)
She kisses my boo-boos, she braids my hair...
(完美)
Perfect! Time to go.
I don't think I should do this.
(打算)
Well, what do you mean? Why not?
I don't even have a mom.
(需要) (表演)
Well, you don't need one to do the show.
(退伍军人联欢会)
I mean, you did the Veterans Day Pageant
(你不用经历过战争)
and you haven't been in combat.
(不同的)
This is different.
(或许)
(使用你的想象力)
Okay, well, then maybe you can
just use your imagination.
(意思是) (假装)
You mean I pretend I have a mom?
(你能做到吗)
Yes, right? You can do that, can't you?
(一直)
Yeah! I do that all the time.
(谢谢) (格鲁)
Thanks, Gru!
Hey!
(好了)
All right. Hey, hey, no, no! No.
(停一下)
Hey. Hey, please.
(凯文) (杰瑞) (照顾女孩们一下帮我)
Kevin, Jerry, watch the girls for me, okay?
(戴文)(斯图亚特)(到这条路)
Dave, Stuart, come this way! With me! Come on!
(来吧)
Come on!
Mmm-mmm!
Oh!
Mmm-hmm.
Huh?
(好害怕)
- Oca! - Oca!
(看你怕的)
Looka too!
Huh?
莎莎舞餐厅
(忍者) (没有声音)
We're stealth ninjas. We make no sound.
(得到你)
Right. Gotcha.
Ya!
(来吧) (埃尔马乔) (倒霉)
All right, El Macho. You're going down.
(等一下)
- Wait! Wait. - What?
What are you doing?
(检查这里有没有激光警报装置)
I'm checking for laser beam alarm triggers.
(餐厅)
It's a restaurant!
(永远不知道) (种类) (诱惑陷阱)
You never know what kind of booby traps
(这个家伙能够设置)
this guy could have set. Huh? Come on.
(诱惑陷阱)
There are no booby traps.
(说中了吧)
Ha! Booby!
(这里有一只鸡)
Oh. There's a chicken.
(迷路) (小兄弟)
Are you lost, little guy?
(肯定) (迷路)
You must be lost.
(看门狗)
Ha! Some guard dog.
(帮我把它赶走)
Get it off of me! Get it off of me!
Aah!
(抓到)
I got you!
(抓到)
I got it!
Ha!
Oh!
(问题) (鸡)
What is wrong with that chicken?
(鸡仔) (疯子)
Hey, that pollo is loco.
No?
(我们走)
Okay, let's go.
(发现什么)
Are you getting anything?
(还没)
No, not yet.
(或许你能发现一些东西)
(加上这个X光眼镜)
But, hey, maybe you can find something
with these X-ray goggles.
Bah.
(效果)
How are they working? Tell me! Tell me!
Aah! Oof!
(问题)
What's wrong? Is something wrong?
(这个画面我将永远不)
(排除从我的大脑) (恶心)
That's an image I'll never
get out of my brain. Blech!
(知道)
I knew it!
(血清)
The serum is in here!
(让我们得到他)
Ooh, then let's get it.
(这正在变好)
This is going to be good!
Ah.
Ah-ha!
What?
辣酱
(辣酱)
Salsa?
Aw, man.
Oh.
(某些人即将死亡今夜)
Somebody's going to die tonight.
(小鸡(西班牙语))
Pollito!
(什么做了他们对你) (小鸡(西班牙语)) (听到)
What did they do to you? Pollito? Can you hear me?
(这样可爱的一只小鸡)
Who would do this to such a sweet little chicken?
(谁在那里)
What? Who's there?