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<font color="#FFFFFF">ORGAN MUSIC</font>

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<font color="#408080">Sorry!</font>

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<font color="#FFFF00">Listen, Lavinia - once and for all,</font>
<font color="#FFFF00">it's not your fault.</font>

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<font color="#408080">Mammy's in bed with a migraine, now!</font>

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<font color="#408080">And all that money Daddy spent on</font>
<font color="#408080">photographers and wedding cars...!</font>

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<font color="#FFFFFF">Forget the money, love!</font>

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<font color="#FFFFFF">You have enough to worry about!</font>

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<font color="#FFFFFF">And your mother didn't know</font>
<font color="#FFFFFF">what a migraine was...</font>

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<font color="#FFFFFF">..until Aunty Muriel from Slough</font>
<font color="#FFFFFF">put ideas in her head!</font>

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<font color="#FFFFFF">Muriel and her blinkin' Pekinese!</font>

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<font color="#408080">The worst thing</font>
<font color="#408080">is the embarrassment!</font>

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<font color="#FFFF00">Everybody will understand.</font>

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<font color="#FFFF00">Elgan's not the first bridegroom</font>
<font color="#FFFF00">to get concussion on his stag-night!</font>

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<font color="#408080">No, it's an everyday occurrence!</font>
<font color="#408080">It's a wonder so many get married!</font>

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<font color="#FFFFFF">Come on, Lavinia,</font>
<font color="#FFFFFF">consider it as a technical hitch.</font>

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<font color="#FFFFFF">After all, it's not as if he's</font>
<font color="#FFFFFF">run away with a woman from Tumble!</font>

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<font color="#FFFF00">Elgan will feel terrible. Once he's</font>
<font color="#FFFF00">better, you can set another date.</font>

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<font color="#408080">What about the honeymoon?</font>

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<font color="#408080">We've booked a week with Club 18-30</font>
<font color="#408080">in Ibiza! I can't go alone!</font>

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<font color="#00FFFF">I can't believe it!</font>

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<font color="#FFFFFF">It's the most brilliant thing</font>
<font color="#FFFFFF">that's ever happened to me!</font>

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<font color="#00FFFF">It's brilliant pilliant!</font>

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<font color="#00FFFF">It was worth saving</font>
<font color="#00FFFF">our dinner money!</font>

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<font color="#FFFFFF">Flippin' heck, yes!</font>

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<font color="#FFFFFF">And now I've paid for my holiday,</font>
<font color="#FFFFFF">I can start smoking again!</font>

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<font color="#00FFFF">Flippin' heck, Bethan!</font>
<font color="#00FFFF">You're disgusting!</font>

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<font color="#00FFFF">You won't hit it off with Ibiza boys</font>
<font color="#00FFFF">smelling like an ashtray!</font>

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<font color="#FFFFFF">Listen, Delyth - maturity means more</font>
<font color="#FFFFFF">to most lads than nicotine.</font>

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<font color="#FFFFFF">Anyway, everybody smokes on the</font>
<font color="#FFFFFF">continent. You'll be the stupid one!</font>

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<font color="#00FFFF">We'll see who'll look stupid!</font>

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<font color="#00FFFF">This is a classy holiday - we didn't</font>
<font color="#00FFFF">pay 35 for a load of rubbish!</font>

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<font color="#FFFFFF">How many bikinis are you taking?</font>

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<font color="#00FFFF">How long are we going for?</font>

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<font color="#00FFFF">How long are we going for?</font>
<font color="#FFFFFF">Seven days.</font>

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<font color="#00FFFF">Seven, then.</font>

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<font color="#FFFF00">Remind me to ask Meirwen for</font>
<font color="#FFFF00">moussaka and taramasalata recipes...</font>

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<font color="#FFFF00">..so we can taste Greek dishes</font>
<font color="#FFFF00">before the holiday!</font>

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<font color="#FFFFFF">Idris promised me a book on the</font>
<font color="#FFFFFF">Parthenon - we'll go over together.</font>

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<font color="#FFFFFF">We'll take along a bottle of ouzo!</font>

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<font color="#FFFF00">I'm so looking forward</font>
<font color="#FFFF00">to this Athens holiday!</font>

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<font color="#FFFF00">Sun, sea, good food!</font>

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<font color="#FFFFFF">Plenty of wine, centuries of culture</font>
<font color="#FFFFFF">and hundreds of bazookies!</font>

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<font color="#FFFF00">Rhisiart! You won't see me topless,</font>
<font color="#FFFF00">Greece or not!</font>

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<font color="#FFFF00">Rhisiart ap Rhydderch's residence.</font>

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<font color="#FFFF00">Yes, hold on.</font>

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<font color="#FFFFFF">Rhisiart ap Rhydderch.</font>

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<font color="#FFFFFF">What? A mistake? But how?</font>

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<font color="#FFFFFF">Goodness gracious!</font>
<font color="#FFFFFF">We'd looked forward so much.</font>

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<font color="#FFFFFF">I hope something else is arranged.</font>

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<font color="#FFFFFF">Ibiza?!</font>

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<font color="#FFFFFF">It will have to do, won't it?</font>

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<font color="#FFFF00">There are probably one or two ruins</font>
<font color="#FFFF00">there, too, darling!</font>

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<font color="#FFFFFF">SPANISH GUITAR</font>

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<font color="#FFFFFF"># Passport in my pocket</font>
<font color="#FFFFFF">as I board the aeroplane</font>

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<font color="#FFFFFF"># Bid farewell to Wales</font>
<font color="#FFFFFF">and the pouring rain</font>

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<font color="#FFFFFF"># I fly in search of sunshine,</font>
<font color="#FFFFFF">adventure and romance</font>

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<font color="#FFFFFF"># Feel the heat, hear the beat,</font>
<font color="#FFFFFF">My feet just want to dance</font>

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<font color="#FFFFFF"># I'll find a Spanish lover,</font>
<font color="#FFFFFF">maybe more than one</font>

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<font color="#FFFFFF"># With the senoritas,</font>
<font color="#FFFFFF">where sangria flows, there's fun</font>

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<font color="#FFFFFF"># We can mix a cocktail,</font>
<font color="#FFFFFF">not one but two or three</font>

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<font color="#FFFFFF"># And Manuel - what a hunk!</font>
<font color="#FFFFFF">He's the one for me</font>

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<font color="#FFFFFF"># Ibiza! Ibiza! Off we go together</font>

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<font color="#FFFFFF"># Ibiza! Ibiza! Forget about manana</font>

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<font color="#FFFFFF"># Ibiza! Ibiza! Lying on the beaches</font>

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<font color="#FFFFFF"># In a land of sun that's</font>
<font color="#FFFFFF">full of fun - come to Ibiza!</font>

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<font color="#FFFFFF"># Ibiza! Ibiza! Off we go together</font>

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<font color="#FFFFFF"># Ibiza! Ibiza!</font>
<font color="#FFFFFF">Forget about manana</font>

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<font color="#FFFFFF"># Ibiza! Ibiza!</font>
<font color="#FFFFFF">Lying on the beaches</font>

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<font color="#FFFFFF"># In a land of sun that's</font>
<font color="#FFFFFF">full of fun - come to Ibiza #</font>

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<font color="#FFFFFF">Come on, Glenys! You're making</font>
<font color="#FFFFFF">a mountain out of a molehill!</font>

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<font color="#FFFFFF">Flying is an incredible experience.</font>

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<font color="#FFFF00">I haven't felt like this since</font>
<font color="#FFFF00">giving birth to Peredur Hedd!</font>

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<font color="#FFFF00">Why couldn't we take the caravan</font>
<font color="#FFFF00">to Brittany again?</font>

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<font color="#FFFFFF">We must broaden</font>
<font color="#FFFFFF">our learning and horizons.</font>

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<font color="#FFFFFF">If you can't conquer</font>
<font color="#FFFFFF">this silly phobia...</font>

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<font color="#FFFFFF">..you can forget the chapel's trip</font>
<font color="#FFFFFF">to Israel next year!</font>

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<font color="#FFFF00">Rhisiart! Stop threatening me!</font>

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<font color="#FFFF00">I'll try my best -</font>
<font color="#FFFF00">but you must help me!</font>

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<font color="#FFFF00">Are you alright?</font>

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<font color="#FFFF00">Are you alright?</font>
<font color="#408080">Yes, fine.</font>

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<font color="#408080">I'm going to enjoy myself.</font>
<font color="#408080">I don't want Elgan's name mentioned.</font>

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<font color="#FFFF00">If that's what you want.</font>

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<font color="#408080">Right, where are the sick bags?</font>

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<font color="#FFFFFF">You're never 36B!</font>

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<font color="#00FFFF">I flippin' well am! I tried a 32AA</font>
<font color="#00FFFF">bikini, and it was miles too small!</font>

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<font color="#FFFFFF">There are lots of sizes</font>
<font color="#FFFFFF">between 32AA and 36B!</font>

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<font color="#00FFFF">Listen, Bethan! I know my bust size</font>
<font color="#00FFFF">better than you! So shut up!</font>

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<font color="#FFFFFF">When you bought a sports bra</font>
<font color="#FFFFFF">two weeks ago, you were only 34A!</font>

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<font color="#00FFFF">Okay, so I'm a late developer!</font>

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<font color="#00FFFF">If you can't handle competition,</font>
<font color="#00FFFF">you'd better get off this plane!</font>

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<font color="#00FFFF">But then,</font>
<font color="#00FFFF">you don't stand much chance!</font>

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<font color="#FFFFFF"># Ibiza! Ibiza! Forget about manana</font>

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<font color="#FFFFFF"># There's fun in store</font>
<font color="#FFFFFF">on the beaches of Ibiza! #</font>

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<font color="#FFFFFF">Adios, hasta luego - see you later.</font>

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<font color="#FFFFFF">Ah, two brandies, please!</font>

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<font color="#FFFFFF">Adios, hasta manana -</font>
<font color="#FFFFFF">see you tomorrow.</font>

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<font color="#FFFFFF">Adios, hasta manana si Dios quiere</font>
<font color="#FFFFFF">- see you tomorrow, God willing.</font>

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<font color="#FFFF00">Our Father, who art in Heaven...</font>

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<font color="#FFFFFF">Glenys! Relax!</font>
<font color="#FFFFFF">Thank you very much.</font>

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<font color="#FFFFFF">Glenys! Take it easy!</font>

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<font color="#FFFFFF">Two more, please.</font>

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<font color="#FFFF00">I've never been abroad.</font>

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<font color="#408080">Neither have I -</font>
<font color="#408080">just to Llandudno, North Wales...</font>

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<font color="#408080">..and on a day trip</font>
<font color="#408080">to the Isle of Man.</font>

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<font color="#FFFF00">That's sort of abroad.</font>

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<font color="#408080">I was sick, all the way up to</font>
<font color="#408080">Llandudno in Daddy's Ford Anglia...</font>

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<font color="#408080">..all the way to the Isle of Man</font>
<font color="#408080">and back home again!</font>

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<font color="#408080">The boat to the Isle of Man</font>
<font color="#408080">was up and down like a yo-yo!</font>

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<font color="#408080">Enfys, are you alright?</font>

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<font color="#FFFF00">Would you ladies like a drink?</font>

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<font color="#FFFF00">Would you ladies like a drink?</font>
<font color="#00FFFF">Yes, two cider and blacks, please.</font>

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<font color="#FFFF00">I'm afraid we don't have any cider.</font>

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<font color="#00FFFF">What? Flippin' heck!</font>
<font color="#00FFFF">What kind of an aeroplane is this?</font>

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<font color="#00FFFF">35 we paid for this holiday,</font>
<font color="#00FFFF">and you haven't even got any cider!</font>

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<font color="#00FFFF">That's disgusting.</font>

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<font color="#FFFF00">Are you ladies eighteen?</font>

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<font color="#FFFF00">Are you ladies eighteen?</font>
<font color="#FFFFFF">No.</font><font color="#00FFFF">Yes.</font>

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<font color="#FFFF00">I think some Cola...</font>

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<font color="#FFFF00">I think some Cola...</font>
<font color="#00FFFF">Just shut up!</font>

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<font color="#FFFFFF">You were making a twit of yourself!</font>

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<font color="#FFFFFF">You were making a twit of yourself!</font>
<font color="#00FFFF">You're the twit! You're so immature!</font>

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<font color="#FFFFFF">Do you have to be so embarrassing?!</font>

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<font color="#FFFFFF">This is Captain David Rees -</font>
<font color="#FFFFFF">the seat belt sign is back on...</font>

126
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<font color="#FFFFFF">..since we are experiencing</font>
<font color="#FFFFFF">slight turbulence.</font>

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<font color="#FFFFFF">It's nothing to worry about,</font>
<font color="#FFFFFF">but please return to your seats.</font>

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<font color="#FFFF00">Rhisiart,</font>
<font color="#FFFF00">what would I do without you?</font>

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<font color="#FFFF00">You were so right -</font>
<font color="#FFFF00">so terribly right!</font>

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<font color="#FFFF00">Flying is an incredible experience!</font>

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<font color="#FFFF00">Cotton wool clouds flutter by</font>
<font color="#FFFF00">like dreams through cabin eyes.</font>

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<font color="#FFFFFF">Glenys! Shut it!</font>

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<font color="#408080">This is just like being</font>
<font color="#408080">in Daddy's Ford Anglia.</font>

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<font color="#FFFF00">I promise not to mention Elgan...</font>

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<font color="#FFFF00">..if you stop going on</font>
<font color="#FFFF00">about that Anglia!</font>

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<font color="#408080">Alright!</font>

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<font color="#408080">The Captain's a good driver! Do you</font>
<font color="#408080">think we should have a whip-round?</font>

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<font color="#408080">We always have one</font>
<font color="#408080">on Eynon's Coaches, Trimsaran!</font>

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<font color="#FFFFFF">This is Captain Rees.</font>

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<font color="#FFFFFF">I hope you've enjoyed your flight</font>
<font color="#FFFFFF">with us on Airways Cymru.</font>

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<font color="#FFFFFF">We will shortly be landing at Ibiza,</font>
<font color="#FFFFFF">where it's bright and sunny...</font>

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<font color="#FFFFFF">..and the temperature is 80 degrees.</font>

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<font color="#FFFFFF">Blinkin' heck! That's boiling!</font>

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<font color="#00FFFF">It's more than boiling -</font>
<font color="#00FFFF">it's boiling poiling!</font>

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<font color="#FFFFFF"># Ibiza! Ibiza! Off we go together!</font>

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<font color="#FFFFFF"># Ibiza! Ibiza! Forget about manana!</font>

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<font color="#FFFFFF"># Ibiza! Ibiza!</font>
<font color="#FFFFFF">Lying on the beaches!</font>

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<font color="#FFFFFF"># In a land of sun that's full</font>
<font color="#FFFFFF">of fun - come to Ibiza! #</font>

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<font color="#FFFF00">Thank you!</font>

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<font color="#FFFF00"># Little Wales, land of song! #</font>

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<font color="#FFFFFF">So what are we supposed to do now?</font>

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<font color="#00FFFF">Catch the first flight back!</font>

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<font color="#FFFFFF">You know what I mean!</font>

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<font color="#00FFFF">Go to the hotel!</font>

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<font color="#FFFFFF">But how, Delyth?</font>

156
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<font color="#00FFFF">I don't flippin' well know!</font>
<font color="#00FFFF">Why must I organise everything?</font>

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<font color="#FFFFFF">We're stranded, 100 miles from home!</font>

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<font color="#00FFFF">Shut up! You're getting</font>
<font color="#00FFFF">on my nerves already!</font>

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<font color="#408080">Hotel Ambassador?</font>

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<font color="#408080">Hotel Ambassador?</font>
<font color="#00FFFF">Yes! Oui! Si!</font>

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<font color="#00FFFF">Bloomin' heck, Bethan!</font>

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<font color="#00FFFF">Bingo!</font>

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<font color="#00FFFF">I can't believe it!</font>

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<font color="#00FFFF">If they're all like this,</font>
<font color="#00FFFF">we're in for a whale of a time!</font>

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<font color="#FFFFFF">He'd do me fine.</font>

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00:14:32,180 --> 00:14:34,120
<font color="#00FFFF">He's got shoulders like Rambo!</font>

167
00:14:34,120 --> 00:14:37,020
<font color="#00FFFF">He's got shoulders like Rambo!</font>
<font color="#FFFFFF">Viva Espana!</font>

168
00:14:40,000 --> 00:14:41,200
<font color="#408080">How long are you staying here?</font>

169
00:14:41,200 --> 00:14:43,200
<font color="#408080">How long are you staying here?</font>
<font color="#00FFFF">A week.</font>

170
00:14:43,240 --> 00:14:45,240
<font color="#00FFFF">Oh, my God!</font>

171
00:14:55,130 --> 00:14:57,030
<font color="#408080">Are you with Club 18-30?</font>

172
00:14:57,030 --> 00:15:00,030
<font color="#408080">Are you with Club 18-30?</font>
<font color="#00FFFF">Yes, no, I don't know!</font>

173
00:15:00,080 --> 00:15:01,180
<font color="#FFFFFF">We're not really 18.</font>

174
00:15:01,180 --> 00:15:03,020
<font color="#FFFFFF">We're not really 18.</font>
<font color="#00FFFF">Shut up, Bethan!</font>

175
00:15:05,060 --> 00:15:07,170
<font color="#408080">My name's Charlie.</font>

176
00:15:07,170 --> 00:15:08,180
<font color="#408080">My name's Charlie.</font>
<font color="#00FFFF">I'm Delyth!</font>

177
00:15:08,240 --> 00:15:10,120
<font color="#FFFFFF">And I'm Bethan!</font>

178
00:15:10,120 --> 00:15:12,120
<font color="#FFFFFF">And I'm Bethan!</font>
<font color="#00FFFF">Shut up!</font>

179
00:15:13,080 --> 00:15:19,080
<font color="#408080">I work here as a hotel rep - mucking</font>
<font color="#408080">about with tourists to earn money.</font>

180
00:15:21,050 --> 00:15:23,160
<font color="#408080">It's nice to hear some Welsh again.</font>

181
00:15:23,210 --> 00:15:25,210
<font color="#00FFFF">Where are you from?</font>

182
00:15:27,100 --> 00:15:29,100
<font color="#408080">Swansea.</font>

183
00:15:30,150 --> 00:15:32,150
<font color="#FFFFFF">Are you a student?</font>

184
00:15:32,230 --> 00:15:37,230
<font color="#408080">No, not any more. I've been</font>
<font color="#408080">on the dole for three years.</font>

185
00:15:38,050 --> 00:15:42,050
<font color="#408080">I had to do something</font>
<font color="#408080">to keep me off the streets!</font>

186
00:15:42,110 --> 00:15:47,110
<font color="#00FFFF">I can't believe it.</font>
<font color="#00FFFF">He's got street cred too!</font>

187
00:16:09,200 --> 00:16:14,200
<font color="#FFFFFF">I'm telling you once more, Glenys.</font>
<font color="#FFFFFF">Pull yourself together!</font>

188
00:16:17,130 --> 00:16:20,100
<font color="#FFFFFF"># Oh dear Wales #</font>

189
00:16:22,220 --> 00:16:23,230
<font color="#FFFFFF">Ssh.</font>

190
00:16:26,030 --> 00:16:28,030
<font color="#00FFFF">Si?</font>

191
00:16:28,160 --> 00:16:30,110
<font color="#FFFFFF">Buenos dias, senorita!</font>

192
00:16:31,000 --> 00:16:36,000
<font color="#FFFFFF">Uno roomo, por favor,</font>
<font color="#FFFFFF">por dos personas ap Rhydderch.</font>

193
00:16:36,200 --> 00:16:37,200
<font color="#00FFFF">Que?</font>

194
00:16:41,040 --> 00:16:48,190
<font color="#FFFF00">Rhisi Wishy and I have travelled far</font>
<font color="#FFFF00">from little Wales to partake...</font>

195
00:16:50,000 --> 00:16:53,000
<font color="#FFFFFF">Glenys, please.</font>
<font color="#FFFFFF">Pull yourself together!</font>

196
00:16:57,120 --> 00:17:03,220
<font color="#FFFFFF">Uno roomo, dos personas</font>
<font color="#FFFFFF">ap Rhydderch.</font>

197
00:17:06,150 --> 00:17:08,150
<font color="#00FFFF">Que?</font>

198
00:17:11,050 --> 00:17:13,050
<font color="#408080">Buenos dias, Maria.</font>

199
00:17:13,050 --> 00:17:15,050
<font color="#408080">Buenos dias, Maria.</font>
<font color="#00FFFF">Carlos.</font>

200
00:17:17,050 --> 00:17:20,040
<font color="#00FFFF">Una habitacion para dos.</font>
<font color="#00FFFF">El apellido es ap Rhydderch.</font>

201
00:17:24,080 --> 00:17:26,000
<font color="#FFFFFF">Gracias!</font>

202
00:17:26,000 --> 00:17:27,100
<font color="#FFFFFF">Gracias!</font>
<font color="#408080">No problem.</font>

203
00:17:30,070 --> 00:17:32,080
<font color="#FFFF00"># God bless the Welsh tongue... #</font>

204
00:17:32,080 --> 00:17:34,080
<font color="#FFFF00"># God bless the Welsh tongue... #</font>
<font color="#FFFFFF">Glenys, please!</font>

205
00:17:36,000 --> 00:17:39,000
<font color="#408080">Carlos Fernandez Hughes,</font>
<font color="#408080">at your service.</font>

206
00:17:39,160 --> 00:17:41,080
<font color="#408080">Can I take your bags?</font>

207
00:17:50,000 --> 00:17:52,150
<font color="#FFFFFF">You can't have learnt Welsh here!</font>

208
00:17:52,200 --> 00:17:57,070
<font color="#408080">No, Welsh is my mother tongue.</font>
<font color="#408080">I come from Trelew, Patagonia.</font>

209
00:17:57,120 --> 00:17:59,120
<font color="#FFFFFF">Patagonia?</font>

210
00:17:59,170 --> 00:18:02,170
<font color="#408080">You know the people of the pampas?</font>

211
00:18:02,200 --> 00:18:06,200
<font color="#FFFF00">Carlos, we're as closely related</font>
<font color="#FFFF00">as bacon and eggs!</font>

212
00:18:06,220 --> 00:18:09,040
<font color="#FFFFFF">But what are you doing here?</font>

213
00:18:09,090 --> 00:18:14,000
<font color="#FFFFFF">Ibiza doesn't have</font>
<font color="#FFFFFF">Patagonia's culture!</font>

214
00:18:14,180 --> 00:18:17,050
<font color="#408080">It's a well-paid job...</font>

215
00:18:17,100 --> 00:18:22,140
<font color="#408080">..and I'm trying to save up</font>
<font color="#408080">to go to Harlech College.</font>

216
00:18:22,240 --> 00:18:24,120
<font color="#FFFFFF">Well done, indeed!</font>

217
00:18:26,070 --> 00:18:28,070
<font color="#FFFF00">An angel from heaven.</font>

218
00:18:33,240 --> 00:18:35,240
<font color="#408080">It's a lovely hotel.</font>

219
00:18:37,010 --> 00:18:39,010
<font color="#408080">Bathroom and all.</font>

220
00:18:40,180 --> 00:18:46,180
<font color="#FFFF00">I'm looking forward to a shower.</font>
<font color="#FFFF00">I haven't had one before.</font>

221
00:18:47,100 --> 00:18:50,070
<font color="#408080">Are you going to use</font>
<font color="#408080">that what-you-call-it?</font>

222
00:18:50,120 --> 00:18:52,120
<font color="#FFFF00">What?</font>

223
00:18:52,180 --> 00:18:55,010
<font color="#408080">That there, by the sink.</font>

224
00:18:55,010 --> 00:18:58,010
<font color="#408080">That there, by the sink.</font>
<font color="#FFFF00">Oh, the toilet that doesn't flush.</font>

225
00:18:58,090 --> 00:19:00,090
<font color="#408080">What's it called again?</font>

226
00:19:01,000 --> 00:19:05,000
<font color="#FFFF00">I don't know.</font>
<font color="#FFFF00">Are you going to use it?</font>

227
00:19:05,150 --> 00:19:09,150
<font color="#408080">Ugh, no!</font>
<font color="#408080">If I sat there, I'd never get up!</font>

228
00:19:11,150 --> 00:19:13,040
<font color="#FFFF00">Look what's outside!</font>

229
00:19:16,150 --> 00:19:18,150
<font color="#408080">How nice.</font>

230
00:19:18,240 --> 00:19:23,240
<font color="#408080">I haven't been to a hotel with</font>
<font color="#408080">a real live swimming pool before.</font>

231
00:19:24,070 --> 00:19:27,070
<font color="#408080">Let's go for a dip.</font>

232
00:19:27,120 --> 00:19:28,180
<font color="#FFFF00">Shall we?</font>

233
00:19:28,180 --> 00:19:30,010
<font color="#FFFF00">Shall we?</font>
<font color="#408080">Yes!</font>

234
00:19:30,200 --> 00:19:32,200
<font color="#FFFF00">Come on, then!</font>

235
00:19:45,220 --> 00:19:48,220
<font color="#FFFF00">I didn't know you could swim.</font>

236
00:19:49,200 --> 00:19:53,050
<font color="#408080">I can only do doggy-paddle</font>
<font color="#408080">- nothing spectacular.</font>

237
00:19:57,120 --> 00:19:59,120
<font color="#FFFFFF">Lifeguard!</font>

238
00:20:01,000 --> 00:20:05,150
<font color="#FFFFFF">My shift's over now, so if you</font>
<font color="#FFFFFF">want to swim, it's at your own risk.</font>

239
00:20:06,100 --> 00:20:07,200
<font color="#FFFF00">Alright.</font>

240
00:20:09,050 --> 00:20:11,200
<font color="#408080">What part of Ibiza are you from?</font>

241
00:20:12,000 --> 00:20:13,110
<font color="#FFFFFF">Upper, of course!</font>

242
00:20:14,190 --> 00:20:17,220
<font color="#FFFFFF">No, I live in town</font>
<font color="#FFFFFF">but I'm from Gorseinon.</font>

243
00:20:20,010 --> 00:20:22,210
<font color="#FFFFFF">I'm Carl Thomas. Glad to meet you.</font>

244
00:20:23,070 --> 00:20:27,050
<font color="#408080">I'm Lavinia Harris,</font>
<font color="#408080">and this is my best friend, Enfys.</font>

245
00:20:28,000 --> 00:20:29,130
<font color="#FFFFFF">Are you here on holiday?</font>

246
00:20:29,130 --> 00:20:31,110
<font color="#FFFFFF">Are you here on holiday?</font>
<font color="#408080">It was supposed to be a honey...</font>

247
00:20:31,110 --> 00:20:34,010
<font color="#FFFF00">Yes, for a week. And you?</font>

248
00:20:36,050 --> 00:20:38,070
<font color="#FFFFFF">I'm trying to see the world...</font>

249
00:20:38,120 --> 00:20:41,100
<font color="#FFFFFF">..travelling around,</font>
<font color="#FFFFFF">doing a bit of singing.</font>

250
00:20:43,040 --> 00:20:47,090
<font color="#FFFFFF">I left the DVLC in Morriston to get</font>
<font color="#FFFFFF">a job here as Entertainment Officer.</font>

251
00:20:47,220 --> 00:20:50,120
<font color="#408080">You were entertaining at the DVLC!</font>

252
00:20:51,050 --> 00:20:55,100
<font color="#FFFFFF">Are you here with Club 18-30?</font>

253
00:20:55,100 --> 00:20:57,050
<font color="#FFFFFF">Are you here with Club 18-30?</font>
<font color="#FFFF00">Yes.</font>

254
00:20:57,100 --> 00:20:59,050
<font color="#FFFFFF">See you on the beach tomorrow.</font>

255
00:21:01,050 --> 00:21:03,050
<font color="#FFFF00">Bye!</font>

256
00:21:04,050 --> 00:21:06,050
<font color="#408080">Isn't he lovely?</font>

257
00:21:06,170 --> 00:21:10,080
<font color="#FFFF00">Yes! Gorgeous!</font>

258
00:21:17,240 --> 00:21:18,110
<font color="#00FFFF">888</font>

259
00:21:18,110 --> 00:21:20,110
<font color="#00FFFF">888</font>

260
00:21:30,140 --> 00:21:32,140
<font color="#FFFFFF">Come on, darling!</font>

261
00:21:32,200 --> 00:21:34,200
<font color="#FFFF00">What's the hurry, Rhisiart?</font>

262
00:21:35,040 --> 00:21:38,040
<font color="#FFFFFF">Germans hog every inch of the beach!</font>

263
00:21:38,210 --> 00:21:41,210
<font color="#FFFF00">It's not like this in Brittany.</font>

264
00:21:47,190 --> 00:21:53,190
<font color="#408080">We'll have to watch we don't</font>
<font color="#408080">overdo it or we'll burn!</font>

265
00:21:54,160 --> 00:21:56,160
<font color="#408080">And we'll get wrinkles.</font>

266
00:21:57,070 --> 00:21:58,070
<font color="#FFFF00">Yes.</font>

267
00:21:58,190 --> 00:22:02,090
<font color="#408080">Big blisters all over!</font>
<font color="#408080">And pigmentation problems!</font>

268
00:22:04,040 --> 00:22:05,180
<font color="#408080">And skin cancer!</font>

269
00:22:05,180 --> 00:22:07,180
<font color="#408080">And skin cancer!</font>
<font color="#FFFF00">Shut up, Lavinia!</font>

270
00:22:07,240 --> 00:22:14,090
<font color="#FFFF00">I should have taken you to the</font>
<font color="#FFFF00">North Pole! Lie there and relax.</font>

271
00:22:17,190 --> 00:22:19,240
<font color="#408080">I hope I don't come out in freckles!</font>

272
00:22:19,240 --> 00:22:21,240
<font color="#408080">I hope I don't come out in freckles!</font>
<font color="#FFFF00">Shut up!</font>

273
00:22:25,180 --> 00:22:27,180
<font color="#FFFFFF">Hello!</font>

274
00:22:32,060 --> 00:22:34,090
<font color="#FFFFFF">How's the sunbathing going?</font>

275
00:22:34,090 --> 00:22:35,180
<font color="#FFFFFF">How's the sunbathing going?</font>
<font color="#408080">Good, thank you.</font>

276
00:22:36,030 --> 00:22:38,060
<font color="#FFFFFF">Don't overdo it.</font>

277
00:22:38,060 --> 00:22:39,210
<font color="#FFFFFF">Don't overdo it.</font>
<font color="#FFFF00">We're quite careful.</font>

278
00:22:44,190 --> 00:22:45,200
<font color="#FFFFFF">Is your hotel room alright?</font>

279
00:22:45,200 --> 00:22:48,200
<font color="#FFFFFF">Is your hotel room alright?</font>
<font color="#408080">Beautiful. It overlooks the pool.</font>

280
00:22:51,210 --> 00:22:53,210
<font color="#FFFF00">We're above the games room.</font>

281
00:22:56,240 --> 00:22:59,240
<font color="#FFFFFF">Aren't you joining in the games?</font>

282
00:23:00,010 --> 00:23:00,240
<font color="#408080">What games?</font>

283
00:23:00,240 --> 00:23:03,240
<font color="#408080">What games?</font>
<font color="#FFFFFF">The Club 18-30 games on the beach.</font>

284
00:23:04,100 --> 00:23:06,100
<font color="#408080">I don't think so.</font>

285
00:23:06,150 --> 00:23:07,160
<font color="#FFFFFF">You are going down to the beach?</font>

286
00:23:07,160 --> 00:23:09,160
<font color="#FFFFFF">You are going down to the beach?</font>
<font color="#408080">Yes.</font>

287
00:23:09,190 --> 00:23:12,190
<font color="#FFFFFF">We can exchange secrets in Welsh!</font>

288
00:23:17,150 --> 00:23:20,150
<font color="#FFFFFF">See you in about ten minutes, then.</font>

289
00:23:25,150 --> 00:23:27,150
<font color="#FFFF00">Bye.</font>

290
00:23:36,160 --> 00:23:38,160
<font color="#FFFFFF">Isn't this just perfect?</font>

291
00:23:39,070 --> 00:23:41,040
<font color="#FFFF00">Must you shout?</font>

292
00:23:42,020 --> 00:23:45,170
<font color="#FFFFFF">I can't help it!</font>
<font color="#FFFFFF">The Mediterranean is all around us!</font>

293
00:23:46,140 --> 00:23:50,040
<font color="#FFFFFF">It's so... wet, so beautifully wet!</font>

294
00:23:51,060 --> 00:23:54,210
<font color="#FFFF00">I have a headache!</font>

295
00:23:56,090 --> 00:24:01,040
<font color="#FFFFFF">You'll have to control your nerves</font>
<font color="#FFFFFF">without alcohol, won't you?</font>

296
00:24:03,110 --> 00:24:05,040
<font color="#FFFFFF">Pass me the suntan oil.</font>

297
00:24:05,090 --> 00:24:08,210
<font color="#FFFFFF">These ultraviolet rays</font>
<font color="#FFFFFF">can be right beggars!</font>

298
00:24:12,040 --> 00:24:13,040
<font color="#FFFFFF">PEOPLE CHEERING</font>

299
00:24:13,090 --> 00:24:14,240
<font color="#FFFF00">What's that noise?</font>

300
00:24:16,210 --> 00:24:18,050
<font color="#FFFFFF">MORE CHEERS</font>

301
00:24:18,100 --> 00:24:21,000
<font color="#FFFFFF">It won't last long if I get my way!</font>

302
00:24:29,080 --> 00:24:30,150
<font color="#FFFFFF">CHEERS AND APPLAUSE</font>

303
00:24:33,000 --> 00:24:35,020
<font color="#408080">Around the pole. Right, head down.</font>

304
00:24:37,050 --> 00:24:39,200
<font color="#FFFF00">One, two, three.</font>

305
00:24:40,180 --> 00:24:42,140
<font color="#FFFF00">Four.</font>

306
00:24:44,150 --> 00:24:45,240
<font color="#FFFF00">OK, go on. Off you go.</font>

307
00:25:10,180 --> 00:25:13,180
<font color="#FFFFFF">LOUD CHEERS AND APPLAUSE</font>

308
00:25:15,140 --> 00:25:20,240
<font color="#FFFFFF">What is this? My spouse and I paid</font>
<font color="#FFFFFF">good money for a relaxing holiday!</font>

309
00:25:21,040 --> 00:25:26,040
<font color="#FFFFFF">How can we relax with</font>
<font color="#FFFFFF">Sodom and Gomorrah going on here?</font>

310
00:25:26,090 --> 00:25:30,190
<font color="#408080">Join in! You look as if you</font>
<font color="#408080">could do with a bit.</font>

311
00:25:36,030 --> 00:25:38,030
<font color="#FFFF00">Oh, heavens above!</font>

312
00:25:41,050 --> 00:25:46,050
<font color="#FFFFFF">The lads are going to lie down</font>
<font color="#FFFFFF">on their stomachs.</font>

313
00:25:55,140 --> 00:25:57,140
<font color="#FFFF00">Put him down, please.</font>

314
00:26:42,180 --> 00:26:44,180
<font color="#FFFFFF">Glenys!</font>

315
00:26:53,090 --> 00:26:56,090
<font color="#FFFF00">It's never like this in Brittany.</font>

316
00:27:30,010 --> 00:27:32,010
<font color="#00FFFF">You ask, Bethan!</font>

317
00:27:32,040 --> 00:27:33,210
<font color="#FFFFFF">You ask!</font>

318
00:27:33,210 --> 00:27:36,210
<font color="#FFFFFF">You ask!</font>
<font color="#00FFFF">Why do I always have to ask?</font>

319
00:27:37,170 --> 00:27:40,170
<font color="#FFFFFF">I feel blinkin' stupid</font>
<font color="#FFFFFF">speaking Spanish!</font>

320
00:27:42,190 --> 00:27:44,190
<font color="#408080">Can I help?</font>

321
00:27:44,230 --> 00:27:46,120
<font color="#00FFFF">Hiya, Charlie!</font>

322
00:27:46,120 --> 00:27:47,130
<font color="#00FFFF">Hiya, Charlie!</font>
<font color="#FFFFFF">Hiya, Charlie!</font>

323
00:27:48,000 --> 00:27:49,000
<font color="#408080">Hello, Bethan! How are you?</font>

324
00:27:49,000 --> 00:27:50,000
<font color="#408080">Hello, Bethan! How are you?</font>
<font color="#FFFFFF">Fine.</font>

325
00:27:51,210 --> 00:27:55,210
<font color="#408080">Oh, hello... Sorry,</font>
<font color="#408080">I've forgotten your name.</font>

326
00:27:57,040 --> 00:27:59,040
<font color="#00FFFF">Shut up, Bethan!</font>

327
00:28:00,010 --> 00:28:04,010
<font color="#00FFFF">People often forget my name.</font>
<font color="#00FFFF">It's quite unusual.</font>

328
00:28:04,210 --> 00:28:06,060
<font color="#00FFFF">Shut up, Bethan!</font>

329
00:28:06,060 --> 00:28:08,060
<font color="#00FFFF">Shut up, Bethan!</font>
<font color="#408080">What was it?</font>

330
00:28:09,170 --> 00:28:12,120
<font color="#00FFFF">Raphaela, but people call me Delyth.</font>

331
00:28:13,090 --> 00:28:15,240
<font color="#00FFFF">Sorry about her - she's so immature!</font>

332
00:28:15,240 --> 00:28:17,240
<font color="#00FFFF">Sorry about her - she's so immature!</font>
<font color="#408080">I wouldn't say that.</font>

333
00:28:18,160 --> 00:28:22,080
<font color="#408080">Do you want a pedalo? Senor?</font>

334
00:28:23,220 --> 00:28:26,170
<font color="#408080">Un pedalo por una hora, por favor.</font>

335
00:28:27,070 --> 00:28:28,170
<font color="#408080">Can I join you?</font>

336
00:28:28,170 --> 00:28:32,170
<font color="#408080">Can I join you?</font>
<font color="#00FFFF">Great - there's only room for two.</font>

337
00:28:35,040 --> 00:28:39,120
<font color="#FFFFFF">If that's the case, sit on the back.</font>

338
00:28:39,170 --> 00:28:41,170
<font color="#408080">Good idea.</font>

339
00:28:52,060 --> 00:28:54,060
<font color="#00FFFF">Hang on!</font>

340
00:28:55,070 --> 00:28:57,210
<font color="#FFFFFF">Thanks for helping us.</font>

341
00:28:57,210 --> 00:28:59,150
<font color="#FFFFFF">Thanks for helping us.</font>
<font color="#408080">You're welcome.</font>

342
00:29:00,150 --> 00:29:03,150
<font color="#FFFFFF">Are you still with us, Delyth?</font>

343
00:29:10,170 --> 00:29:13,130
<font color="#00FFFF">God! God! God!</font>

344
00:29:15,090 --> 00:29:17,070
<font color="#FFFFFF">Is there a disco here tonight?</font>

345
00:29:17,070 --> 00:29:19,240
<font color="#FFFFFF">Is there a disco here tonight?</font>
<font color="#408080">The hotel always has a disco.</font>

346
00:29:20,060 --> 00:29:25,020
<font color="#FFFFFF">D'you fancy coming?</font>
<font color="#FFFFFF">I'll see you in the foyer at 7.30pm.</font>

347
00:29:32,160 --> 00:29:36,060
<font color="#408080">My shoulder's sore!</font>
<font color="#408080">Pass me the calamine lotion.</font>

348
00:29:36,090 --> 00:29:38,090
<font color="#408080">It's guaranteed to peel.</font>

349
00:29:41,150 --> 00:29:44,150
<font color="#408080">Have you got any white lines yet?</font>

350
00:29:44,240 --> 00:29:49,240
<font color="#FFFF00">No, not yet.</font>
<font color="#FFFF00">But I've got heat rash on my chest!</font>

351
00:29:50,040 --> 00:29:53,020
<font color="#408080">Not bad for the first day, then!</font>

352
00:29:53,060 --> 00:29:55,030
<font color="#FFFF00">Imagine going topless!</font>

353
00:29:56,190 --> 00:29:59,190
<font color="#408080">Good God! I could never do it!</font>

354
00:30:00,200 --> 00:30:06,200
<font color="#408080">What if someone like Ieuan, Kidwelly</font>
<font color="#408080">Fruit & Veg, happened to see us?</font>

355
00:30:07,000 --> 00:30:10,000
<font color="#408080">I could never buy tomatoes again!</font>

356
00:30:10,040 --> 00:30:13,040
<font color="#408080">Mine have never seen daylight</font>
<font color="#408080">anyway.</font>

357
00:30:13,100 --> 00:30:15,030
<font color="#408080">I don't mean tomatoes...</font>

358
00:30:15,030 --> 00:30:18,030
<font color="#408080">I don't mean tomatoes...</font>
<font color="#FFFF00">I know what you mean.</font>

359
00:30:18,190 --> 00:30:21,190
<font color="#FFFF00">It was nice to see Carl again.</font>

360
00:30:22,000 --> 00:30:28,000
<font color="#408080">Yes! He's a nice lad,</font>
<font color="#408080">like home from home!</font>

361
00:30:31,050 --> 00:30:33,050
<font color="#FFFF00">He's quite good-looking, too.</font>

362
00:30:33,210 --> 00:30:35,210
<font color="#408080">Yes, he is.</font>

363
00:30:36,020 --> 00:30:38,020
<font color="#FFFF00">And considerate.</font>

364
00:30:40,040 --> 00:30:41,190
<font color="#FFFF00">He has nice eyes.</font>

365
00:30:44,050 --> 00:30:46,050
<font color="#408080">You fancy him!</font>

366
00:30:47,190 --> 00:30:50,050
<font color="#FFFF00">No! Don't get me wrong.</font>

367
00:30:50,100 --> 00:30:52,100
<font color="#408080">Yes, I can tell.</font>

368
00:30:53,100 --> 00:30:55,000
<font color="#FFFF00">No, Lavinia. Honest!</font>

369
00:30:56,170 --> 00:31:01,170
<font color="#FFFF00">He looks a bit lonely.</font>
<font color="#FFFF00">Perhaps he needs company.</font>

370
00:31:03,210 --> 00:31:06,210
<font color="#FFFF00">Someone in the same boat, maybe.</font>

371
00:31:08,020 --> 00:31:10,020
<font color="#FFFF00">Someone who's been hurt.</font>

372
00:31:10,110 --> 00:31:15,110
<font color="#408080">No bloomin' nonsense now, Enfys!</font>
<font color="#408080">Pass me the aftersun.</font>

373
00:31:16,200 --> 00:31:18,010
<font color="#408080">Please.</font>

374
00:31:36,070 --> 00:31:37,210
<font color="#00FFFF">Red wine, please.</font>

375
00:31:43,060 --> 00:31:45,080
<font color="#FFFF00">Fancy us meeting here, Carlos.</font>

376
00:31:45,140 --> 00:31:50,180
<font color="#FFFF00">Two countries, miles apart.</font>

377
00:31:50,230 --> 00:31:53,010
<font color="#FFFF00">But our souls are as one.</font>

378
00:31:53,160 --> 00:31:56,160
<font color="#408080">You like R Williams Parry, too.</font>

379
00:31:59,020 --> 00:32:05,020
<font color="#FFFFFF">Yes, she does! I see you are</font>
<font color="#FFFFFF">well-read in Welsh poetry, Carlos.</font>

380
00:32:07,000 --> 00:32:12,200
<font color="#408080">I try my best. That's why I want to</font>
<font color="#408080">go to Harlech to study literature.</font>

381
00:32:14,140 --> 00:32:18,190
<font color="#FFFF00">If you want to discuss the work</font>
<font color="#FFFF00">of our great poets...</font>

382
00:32:19,090 --> 00:32:22,140
<font color="#FFFF00">..I'd only be too happy</font>
<font color="#FFFF00">to share my experience with you.</font>

383
00:32:23,110 --> 00:32:25,140
<font color="#408080">Thank you, Mrs ap Rhydderch.</font>

384
00:32:26,190 --> 00:32:28,190
<font color="#FFFF00">Glenys!</font>

385
00:32:31,030 --> 00:32:32,180
<font color="#408080">Glenys...</font>

386
00:32:32,240 --> 00:32:38,140
<font color="#408080">It's not everyday someone meets</font>
<font color="#408080">such a cultured woman - in all ways.</font>

387
00:32:47,100 --> 00:32:53,100
<font color="#FFFF00">If you'll excuse me,</font>
<font color="#FFFF00">I must leave you for a few minutes.</font>

388
00:32:59,180 --> 00:33:02,180
<font color="#408080">You're a lucky man, Mr ap Rhydderch.</font>

389
00:33:03,020 --> 00:33:07,020
<font color="#FFFFFF">Hard work and culture</font>
<font color="#FFFFFF">are what enrich my life!</font>

390
00:33:08,090 --> 00:33:10,190
<font color="#FFFFFF">We're both very glad</font>
<font color="#FFFFFF">to have met you.</font>

391
00:33:11,090 --> 00:33:15,210
<font color="#FFFFFF">I'm grateful to you for introducing</font>
<font color="#FFFFFF">some culture to my wife!</font>

392
00:33:16,110 --> 00:33:18,210
<font color="#408080">No problem - it's a pleasure.</font>

393
00:33:27,140 --> 00:33:30,140
<font color="#00FFFF">Next time I have a gun, I'll shoot!</font>

394
00:33:31,140 --> 00:33:37,140
<font color="#FFFFFF">Crikey, Delyth. Can't you just</font>
<font color="#FFFFFF">face facts? He's after me.</font>

395
00:33:37,190 --> 00:33:40,190
<font color="#FFFFFF">That's for lying about your busts!</font>

396
00:33:40,230 --> 00:33:44,210
<font color="#00FFFF">You have to make the most</font>
<font color="#00FFFF">of what you've got!</font>

397
00:33:45,040 --> 00:33:48,040
<font color="#FFFFFF">What you haven't got, in your case.</font>

398
00:33:49,020 --> 00:33:55,020
<font color="#00FFFF">At least I'm not blinkin' enormous!</font>
<font color="#00FFFF">I don't have to diet to wear jeans!</font>

399
00:33:56,080 --> 00:34:01,080
<font color="#FFFFFF">Here we go, again. Can't you</font>
<font color="#FFFFFF">just belt up for five minutes?</font>

400
00:34:01,190 --> 00:34:06,190
<font color="#FFFFFF">There are plenty of other blokes.</font>
<font color="#FFFFFF">It just happens I've had the best.</font>

401
00:34:08,040 --> 00:34:10,190
<font color="#00FFFF">You haven't flippin' had him!</font>

402
00:34:11,120 --> 00:34:15,120
<font color="#00FFFF">Anyway, he likes me really.</font>
<font color="#00FFFF">It's flippin' obvious!</font>

403
00:34:16,100 --> 00:34:20,200
<font color="#FFFFFF">If it's so flippin' obvious,</font>
<font color="#FFFFFF">Delyth Wyn Hughes...</font>

404
00:34:22,010 --> 00:34:28,010
<font color="#FFFFFF">..why has he asked me</font>
<font color="#FFFFFF">to go out with him tonight?</font>

405
00:34:32,020 --> 00:34:34,020
<font color="#00FFFF">Beats me, Bethan!</font>

406
00:34:41,040 --> 00:34:46,240
<font color="#FFFFFF">That's how I became interested</font>
<font color="#FFFFFF">in the work of R Bryn Williams...</font>

407
00:34:47,050 --> 00:34:51,170
<font color="#FFFFFF">..that inherent bond that exists</font>
<font color="#FFFFFF">between you and us.</font>

408
00:34:51,220 --> 00:34:53,050
<font color="#FFFFFF">Salud!</font>

409
00:34:55,010 --> 00:34:57,010
<font color="#408080">Cheers.</font>

410
00:34:58,020 --> 00:34:59,120
<font color="#408080">Is that the time?</font>

411
00:34:59,120 --> 00:35:03,120
<font color="#408080">Is that the time?</font>
<font color="#FFFFFF">Time flies when you're having fun.</font>

412
00:35:03,240 --> 00:35:08,240
<font color="#408080">You must excuse me.</font>
<font color="#408080">Bid your wife goodnight for me.</font>

413
00:35:09,050 --> 00:35:12,050
<font color="#FFFFFF">Are you free sometime tomorrow?</font>

414
00:35:12,240 --> 00:35:13,240
<font color="#408080">It depends...</font>

415
00:35:13,240 --> 00:35:15,240
<font color="#408080">It depends...</font>
<font color="#FFFFFF">I'll tell you why.</font>

416
00:35:16,180 --> 00:35:21,180
<font color="#FFFFFF">Between you and me, I'd like to see</font>
<font color="#FFFFFF">more of this island...</font>

417
00:35:22,200 --> 00:35:25,200
<font color="#FFFFFF">..and you know what women are like.</font>

418
00:35:26,020 --> 00:35:31,020
<font color="#408080">I understand. No problem.</font>
<font color="#408080">I'll look after her for you.</font>

419
00:35:32,020 --> 00:35:37,020
<font color="#408080">It will be a pleasure</font>
<font color="#408080">to discuss literature with her.</font>

420
00:35:39,060 --> 00:35:43,060
<font color="#FFFFFF">Thank you very much!</font>
<font color="#FFFFFF">I'll tell Glenys...</font>

421
00:35:44,190 --> 00:35:46,190
<font color="#FFFFFF">..wherever she is.</font>

422
00:35:48,060 --> 00:35:50,160
<font color="#FFFF00">"Yards from the mountain top..."</font>

423
00:35:55,070 --> 00:36:00,070
<font color="#FFFF00">One Man Band -</font>
<font color="#FFFF00">"His body would be all a'quiver..."</font>

424
00:36:10,150 --> 00:36:13,150
<font color="#408080">Have you been waiting long?</font>

425
00:36:17,160 --> 00:36:19,160
<font color="#00FFFF">You're dead, Bethan!</font>

426
00:36:25,140 --> 00:36:29,140
<font color="#FFFFFF">DISCO MUSIC</font>

427
00:36:50,190 --> 00:36:54,010
<font color="#FFFFFF"># Passport in my pocket</font>
<font color="#FFFFFF">as I board the aeroplane</font>

428
00:36:54,080 --> 00:36:57,240
<font color="#FFFFFF"># Bid farewell to Wales</font>
<font color="#FFFFFF">and the pouring rain</font>

429
00:36:58,060 --> 00:37:01,160
<font color="#FFFFFF"># I fly in search of sunshine,</font>
<font color="#FFFFFF">adventure and romance</font>

430
00:37:02,040 --> 00:37:05,090
<font color="#FFFFFF"># Feel the heat, hear the beat.</font>
<font color="#FFFFFF">My feet just want to dance</font>

431
00:37:05,160 --> 00:37:08,240
<font color="#FFFFFF"># I'll find a Spanish lover,</font>
<font color="#FFFFFF">maybe more than one</font>

432
00:37:09,060 --> 00:37:12,140
<font color="#FFFFFF"># With the senoritas,</font>
<font color="#FFFFFF">where sangria flows, there's fun</font>

433
00:37:12,210 --> 00:37:15,240
<font color="#FFFFFF"># We can mix a cocktail,</font>
<font color="#FFFFFF">not one but two or three</font>

434
00:37:16,060 --> 00:37:19,240
<font color="#FFFFFF"># And Manuel - what a hunk!</font>
<font color="#FFFFFF">He's the one for me</font>

435
00:37:21,240 --> 00:37:25,180
<font color="#FFFFFF"># Ibiza! Ibiza! Off we go together</font>

436
00:37:26,080 --> 00:37:31,140
<font color="#FFFFFF"># Ibiza! Ibiza! Forget about manana.</font>
<font color="#FFFFFF">Ibiza! Ibiza! Lying on the beaches #</font>

437
00:37:31,190 --> 00:37:34,040
<font color="#00FFFF">Flippin' heck, Bethan!</font>

438
00:37:34,100 --> 00:37:37,230
<font color="#FFFFFF"># In a land of sun</font>
<font color="#FFFFFF">that's full of fun - come to Ibiza!</font>

439
00:37:40,140 --> 00:37:42,190
<font color="#FFFFFF"># A plateful of paella</font>
<font color="#FFFFFF">and chips are nice as well #</font>

440
00:37:43,150 --> 00:37:45,160
<font color="#FFFFFF">What are you doing here?!</font>

441
00:37:45,160 --> 00:37:49,160
<font color="#FFFFFF">What are you doing here?!</font>
<font color="#00FFFF">He asked you so I'd get the message!</font>

442
00:37:49,210 --> 00:37:51,210
<font color="#FFFFFF">No, he didn't. He's gone now!</font>

443
00:37:52,090 --> 00:37:55,190
<font color="#FFFFFF">INCOHERENT SPEECH</font>

444
00:37:58,140 --> 00:38:01,170
<font color="#FFFFFF"># I go back and forth to the toilet</font>

445
00:38:01,220 --> 00:38:05,100
<font color="#FFFFFF"># Sand between my toes</font>
<font color="#FFFFFF">and flies in my wine #</font>

446
00:38:20,240 --> 00:38:22,240
<font color="#FFFFFF">Ah, Carlos!</font>

447
00:38:23,210 --> 00:38:25,210
<font color="#408080">We meet again.</font>

448
00:38:26,130 --> 00:38:29,130
<font color="#FFFFFF">Have the walls sprung a leak?</font>

449
00:38:30,130 --> 00:38:32,130
<font color="#408080">Yes, Mr ap Rhydderch.</font>

450
00:38:32,160 --> 00:38:34,160
<font color="#FFFFFF">Tomorrow morning, then.</font>

451
00:38:41,000 --> 00:38:47,100
<font color="#00FFFF">Now then, friends, please extend</font>
<font color="#00FFFF">a warm welcome to tonight's singer!</font>

452
00:39:04,210 --> 00:39:11,080
<font color="#FFFFFF"># They say a sun</font>
<font color="#FFFFFF">brightens every sky</font>

453
00:39:12,080 --> 00:39:17,230
<font color="#FFFFFF"># But when you came forth,</font>
<font color="#FFFFFF">I drowned in your warmth</font>

454
00:39:18,160 --> 00:39:24,160
<font color="#FFFFFF"># And since that dawning day</font>
<font color="#FFFFFF">I can't escape your smile</font>

455
00:39:25,210 --> 00:39:31,210
<font color="#FFFFFF"># When the sun goes into the night,</font>
<font color="#FFFFFF">you light up all the stars</font>

456
00:39:34,190 --> 00:39:45,190
<font color="#FFFFFF"># I stumble over every word with you</font>
<font color="#FFFFFF">I cannot say those words to you</font>

457
00:39:48,230 --> 00:39:53,230
<font color="#FFFFFF"># I dream of better days</font>
<font color="#FFFFFF">but until then</font>

458
00:39:56,110 --> 00:40:01,110
<font color="#FFFFFF"># I can only love you from afar</font>

459
00:40:03,240 --> 00:40:08,240
<font color="#FFFFFF"># I can only love you from afar #</font>

460
00:40:24,090 --> 00:40:26,040
<font color="#408080">No, thank you!</font>

461
00:41:03,020 --> 00:41:05,020
<font color="#FFFFFF">I'm sorry about that.</font>

462
00:41:05,080 --> 00:41:10,080
<font color="#408080">It's alright. It always happens</font>
<font color="#408080">in the Moonraker in Llanelli.</font>

463
00:41:10,140 --> 00:41:11,190
<font color="#FFFFFF">Where are you going?</font>

464
00:41:11,190 --> 00:41:13,190
<font color="#FFFFFF">Where are you going?</font>
<font color="#408080">Out.</font>

465
00:41:13,240 --> 00:41:15,030
<font color="#FFFFFF">For some fresh air?</font>

466
00:41:15,030 --> 00:41:18,130
<font color="#FFFFFF">For some fresh air?</font>
<font color="#408080">Yes, and to do some thinking.</font>

467
00:41:19,190 --> 00:41:22,190
<font color="#FFFFFF">May I ask what about?</font>

468
00:41:23,040 --> 00:41:28,020
<font color="#408080">There's not much point telling you.</font>
<font color="#408080">You'd find it rather silly.</font>

469
00:41:28,080 --> 00:41:31,080
<font color="#FFFFFF">I'll never know unless you tell me.</font>

470
00:41:34,200 --> 00:41:37,210
<font color="#FFFFFF">Would you like to go for a walk?</font>

471
00:41:37,210 --> 00:41:39,210
<font color="#FFFFFF">Would you like to go for a walk?</font>
<font color="#408080">Do you mind?</font>

472
00:41:40,160 --> 00:41:42,210
<font color="#FFFFFF">I'm bound to hate every minute!</font>

473
00:42:02,050 --> 00:42:06,050
<font color="#408080">After all the fuss,</font>
<font color="#408080">there was no wedding!</font>

474
00:42:07,140 --> 00:42:11,240
<font color="#FFFFFF">It all sounds very awkward.</font>
<font color="#FFFFFF">You must be upset.</font>

475
00:42:12,030 --> 00:42:14,020
<font color="#408080">I was - and cross too.</font>

476
00:42:14,070 --> 00:42:17,180
<font color="#408080">But I've thought a lot about it...</font>

477
00:42:17,240 --> 00:42:22,240
<font color="#408080">..and I can't help thinking</font>
<font color="#408080">it was supposed to happen.</font>

478
00:42:23,240 --> 00:42:27,240
<font color="#FFFFFF">I can't believe anyone</font>
<font color="#FFFFFF">would hurt you intentionally.</font>

479
00:42:34,110 --> 00:42:39,150
<font color="#FFFFFF">I must go.</font>
<font color="#FFFFFF">I've just remembered something.</font>

480
00:42:40,020 --> 00:42:43,020
<font color="#408080">Okay. Thanks for listening, anyway.</font>

481
00:42:44,090 --> 00:42:46,090
<font color="#FFFFFF">Thanks for telling me.</font>

482
00:43:14,240 --> 00:43:17,240
<font color="#FFFF00">'Yards from the mountain top...'</font>

483
00:43:20,090 --> 00:43:26,060
<font color="#FFFF00">'There stands ... Carlos!'</font>

484
00:44:19,040 --> 00:44:21,040
<font color="#408080">Enfys...</font>

485
00:44:22,090 --> 00:44:24,090
<font color="#408080">Are you asleep?</font>

486
00:44:28,130 --> 00:44:31,130
<font color="#408080">I've had a good think tonight.</font>

487
00:44:34,180 --> 00:44:36,180
<font color="#408080">I feel much better.</font>

488
00:44:43,230 --> 00:44:44,100
<font color="#00FFFF">888</font>

489
00:44:44,100 --> 00:44:46,100
<font color="#00FFFF">888</font>

490
00:44:48,180 --> 00:44:50,240
<font color="#00FFFF">Buenos dias, Mrs ap Rhydderch!</font>

491
00:44:50,240 --> 00:44:52,240
<font color="#00FFFF">Buenos dias, Mrs ap Rhydderch!</font>
<font color="#FFFF00">Buenos dias, Maria!</font>

492
00:44:56,130 --> 00:44:58,130
<font color="#408080">Mrs ap Rhydderch...</font>

493
00:44:59,130 --> 00:45:01,030
<font color="#408080">I'm sorry - Glenys...</font>

494
00:45:02,110 --> 00:45:04,050
<font color="#FFFF00">Carlos!</font>

495
00:45:04,050 --> 00:45:06,050
<font color="#FFFF00">Carlos!</font>
<font color="#408080">Glenys...</font>

496
00:45:08,180 --> 00:45:10,180
<font color="#FFFF00">It's nice again today.</font>

497
00:45:11,070 --> 00:45:12,220
<font color="#408080">Much nicer now.</font>

498
00:45:16,130 --> 00:45:20,180
<font color="#FFFF00">Do you have a copy of R Williams</font>
<font color="#FFFF00">Parry's 'Yr Haf a Cherddi Eraill'?</font>

499
00:45:21,080 --> 00:45:26,030
<font color="#408080">You read the poems. Recited by a</font>
<font color="#408080">sensitive lady, they will be music!</font>

500
00:45:31,110 --> 00:45:34,110
<font color="#408080">Why don't we start with 'Y Llwynog'?</font>

501
00:45:36,130 --> 00:45:38,130
<font color="#FFFF00">Why not?</font>

502
00:45:41,090 --> 00:45:44,090
<font color="#FFFF00">'Yards from the mountain top,</font>
<font color="#FFFF00">where...'</font>

503
00:45:44,140 --> 00:45:48,100
<font color="#FFFFFF">MOTORCYCLE ARRIVING</font>

504
00:45:49,240 --> 00:45:52,240
<font color="#FFFF00">'Yards from the mountain top,</font>
<font color="#FFFF00">where...'</font>

505
00:45:53,040 --> 00:45:55,060
<font color="#FFFFFF">FLY BUZZES</font>

506
00:46:01,180 --> 00:46:03,140
<font color="#FFFF00">'Yards from the mountain top...'</font>

507
00:46:03,190 --> 00:46:04,070
<font color="#FFFFFF">BABY SCREAMS</font>

508
00:46:04,070 --> 00:46:06,030
<font color="#FFFFFF">BABY SCREAMS</font>
<font color="#FFFF00">Carlos! This is impossible!</font>

509
00:46:06,080 --> 00:46:10,170
<font color="#408080">What a pity.</font>
<font color="#408080">Shall we go somewhere quieter?</font>

510
00:46:12,200 --> 00:46:16,050
<font color="#FFFF00">Our room is big enough</font>
<font color="#FFFF00">but I'm sure...</font>

511
00:46:16,130 --> 00:46:20,130
<font color="#408080">Excellent idea.</font>
<font color="#408080">We won't be disturbed there.</font>

512
00:46:22,230 --> 00:46:27,230
<font color="#FFFF00">Rhisiart won't be back for a while.</font>
<font color="#FFFF00">He's out sightseeing.</font>

513
00:46:58,040 --> 00:47:01,040
<font color="#FFFF00">In this poem...</font>

514
00:47:02,030 --> 00:47:09,030
<font color="#FFFF00">..R Williams Parry endeavours</font>
<font color="#FFFF00">to compare the little fox...</font>

515
00:47:11,030 --> 00:47:14,030
<font color="#FFFF00">..with the essence of life.</font>

516
00:47:14,160 --> 00:47:20,160
<font color="#FFFF00">We're all foxes, you see, trying</font>
<font color="#FFFF00">to escape the den of creation.</font>

517
00:47:23,120 --> 00:47:25,100
<font color="#FFFF00">Do you agree, Carlos?</font>

518
00:47:25,100 --> 00:47:28,100
<font color="#FFFF00">Do you agree, Carlos?</font>
<font color="#408080">Yes, yes. That's quite true.</font>

519
00:47:29,140 --> 00:47:31,200
<font color="#408080">May I use the toilet?</font>

520
00:47:31,200 --> 00:47:33,200
<font color="#408080">May I use the toilet?</font>
<font color="#FFFF00">Of course!</font>

521
00:47:37,020 --> 00:47:40,020
<font color="#FFFFFF">GLENYS CONTINUES TO READ ALOUD</font>

522
00:48:23,080 --> 00:48:28,180
<font color="#408080">Glenys, thank you for your help.</font>
<font color="#408080">It has been of great value to me.</font>

523
00:48:28,240 --> 00:48:30,180
<font color="#FFFF00">Don't mention it!</font>

524
00:48:30,230 --> 00:48:36,230
<font color="#408080">I want you to accept this as a token</font>
<font color="#408080">of my gratitude and our friendship.</font>

525
00:48:38,230 --> 00:48:40,230
<font color="#FFFF00">Carlos, it's quite fantastic!</font>

526
00:48:43,100 --> 00:48:48,060
<font color="#408080">It's important to me that you</font>
<font color="#408080">wear it as often as you can.</font>

527
00:48:48,110 --> 00:48:50,110
<font color="#FFFF00">Of course!</font>

528
00:49:11,210 --> 00:49:16,060
<font color="#00FFFF">If you think he's faithful to you,</font>
<font color="#00FFFF">you're wrong!</font>

529
00:49:18,100 --> 00:49:22,150
<font color="#00FFFF">He has millions pillions of girls</font>
<font color="#00FFFF">all over Ibiza!</font>

530
00:49:24,100 --> 00:49:30,050
<font color="#00FFFF">There's nothing wrong in that -</font>
<font color="#00FFFF">everyone should play the field.</font>

531
00:49:30,110 --> 00:49:34,110
<font color="#00FFFF">It makes you mature</font>
<font color="#00FFFF">and experienced like me.</font>

532
00:49:36,160 --> 00:49:42,110
<font color="#00FFFF">While you've been kidding yourself</font>
<font color="#00FFFF">with Charlie Chaplin...</font>

533
00:49:44,130 --> 00:49:48,130
<font color="#00FFFF">..I've become acquainted</font>
<font color="#00FFFF">with some of the natives.</font>

534
00:49:52,030 --> 00:49:55,090
<font color="#FFFFFF">You really think</font>
<font color="#FFFFFF">I'm thick, don't you?</font>

535
00:49:55,240 --> 00:49:59,110
<font color="#00FFFF">Know, Bethan Elisabeth Roberts!</font>

536
00:50:01,000 --> 00:50:08,000
<font color="#FFFFFF">At least I don't stand in front</font>
<font color="#FFFFFF">of mirrors, pinching myself...</font>

537
00:50:08,050 --> 00:50:12,220
<font color="#FFFFFF">..because no-one else is available</font>
<font color="#FFFFFF">to give me love bites!</font>

538
00:50:16,020 --> 00:50:18,020
<font color="#00FFFF">She flippin' saw me!</font>

539
00:50:37,210 --> 00:50:39,210
<font color="#FFFF00">Hasta manana, Carlos!</font>

540
00:50:41,010 --> 00:50:43,010
<font color="#408080">Bye, Glenys.</font>

541
00:50:46,050 --> 00:50:48,050
<font color="#FFFFFF">Hiya, Charlie!</font>

542
00:50:48,100 --> 00:50:54,100
<font color="#408080">Hiya, Bethan! I was just checking</font>
<font color="#408080">a few things - part of my work.</font>

543
00:50:56,100 --> 00:51:02,100
<font color="#408080">Actually, while I'm at it,</font>
<font color="#408080">I may as well check your room.</font>

544
00:51:03,040 --> 00:51:05,040
<font color="#FFFF00">Okay, then.</font>

545
00:51:14,210 --> 00:51:16,210
<font color="#408080">Enjoying your holiday?</font>

546
00:51:17,010 --> 00:51:21,060
<font color="#FFFF00">Yes, except that Delyth</font>
<font color="#FFFF00">gets on my flippin' nerves.</font>

547
00:51:21,110 --> 00:51:24,090
<font color="#FFFF00">She goes on and on about things.</font>

548
00:51:24,240 --> 00:51:30,240
<font color="#FFFF00">I didn't come here to be nagged!</font>
<font color="#FFFF00">It's as if I stole the Crown Jewels!</font>

549
00:51:31,050 --> 00:51:34,050
<font color="#FFFF00">I'm just enjoying my holidays.</font>

550
00:51:36,080 --> 00:51:38,030
<font color="#FFFF00">What are you doing?</font>

551
00:51:38,080 --> 00:51:41,230
<font color="#408080">Nothing, just fixing this.</font>
<font color="#408080">It's like new now.</font>

552
00:51:42,120 --> 00:51:46,120
<font color="#FFFF00">I wish it would fall</font>
<font color="#FFFF00">on top of Delyth!</font>

553
00:51:46,210 --> 00:51:49,210
<font color="#408080">Don't take any notice of her.</font>

554
00:51:51,180 --> 00:51:53,180
<font color="#408080">I've brought you something.</font>

555
00:51:57,030 --> 00:51:59,030
<font color="#FFFF00">Crikey!</font>

556
00:52:00,020 --> 00:52:02,020
<font color="#FFFF00">It's gorgeous porgeous!</font>

557
00:52:03,190 --> 00:52:09,190
<font color="#FFFF00">This must have cost a bomb.</font>
<font color="#FFFF00">No, it cost a bomb pomb!</font>

558
00:52:10,230 --> 00:52:16,230
<font color="#408080">I'd like you to wear it all the time</font>
<font color="#408080">as some sort of friendship brooch.</font>

559
00:52:17,020 --> 00:52:19,020
<font color="#FFFF00">Thanks.</font>

560
00:52:20,010 --> 00:52:26,010
<font color="#408080">I must be off. I have the blinkin'</font>
<font color="#408080">Club 18-30 to arrange for tomorrow.</font>

561
00:52:36,020 --> 00:52:36,240
<font color="#408080">Carl...</font>

562
00:52:36,240 --> 00:52:39,140
<font color="#408080">Carl...</font>
<font color="#00FFFF">Lavinia - that's where your room is.</font>

563
00:52:42,180 --> 00:52:44,180
<font color="#00FFFF">Would you mind...</font>

564
00:52:45,140 --> 00:52:47,000
<font color="#00FFFF">Sorry.</font>

565
00:52:47,000 --> 00:52:48,170
<font color="#00FFFF">Sorry.</font>
<font color="#408080">Sorry.</font>

566
00:52:49,110 --> 00:52:51,100
<font color="#408080">Would you like some tea?</font>

567
00:52:51,100 --> 00:52:53,100
<font color="#408080">Would you like some tea?</font>
<font color="#00FFFF">Please.</font>

568
00:53:00,020 --> 00:53:02,020
<font color="#408080">I've only got tea.</font>

569
00:53:02,070 --> 00:53:04,070
<font color="#00FFFF">Tea's fine.</font>

570
00:53:05,020 --> 00:53:11,220
<font color="#408080">My mother put in 49 teabags,</font>
<font color="#408080">one each for Enfys and me...</font>

571
00:53:12,120 --> 00:53:14,050
<font color="#408080">..and one for the pot.</font>

572
00:53:15,050 --> 00:53:18,080
<font color="#408080">But the milk's a bit strange here.</font>

573
00:53:18,130 --> 00:53:21,050
<font color="#408080">Then the cows</font>
<font color="#408080">are probably different too!</font>

574
00:53:23,080 --> 00:53:24,210
<font color="#408080">You're very quiet.</font>

575
00:53:24,210 --> 00:53:26,210
<font color="#408080">You're very quiet.</font>
<font color="#00FFFF">Am I?</font>

576
00:53:26,240 --> 00:53:29,240
<font color="#408080">I haven't given you much chance!</font>

577
00:53:30,040 --> 00:53:33,030
<font color="#00FFFF">Carry on, I enjoy hearing you speak.</font>

578
00:53:35,240 --> 00:53:41,240
<font color="#00FFFF">I know this is going to sound odd,</font>
<font color="#00FFFF">but I've bought you something.</font>

579
00:53:44,050 --> 00:53:46,050
<font color="#408080">Oh, Carl.</font>

580
00:53:47,090 --> 00:53:49,090
<font color="#408080">It's beautiful.</font>

581
00:53:52,000 --> 00:53:54,000
<font color="#408080">I can't accept it.</font>

582
00:53:54,080 --> 00:53:56,080
<font color="#00FFFF">Why not?</font>

583
00:53:56,230 --> 00:54:02,230
<font color="#408080">It looks much too expensive and I</font>
<font color="#408080">won't be able to explain it at home.</font>

584
00:54:03,100 --> 00:54:06,100
<font color="#00FFFF">Okay, you don't have to accept it.</font>

585
00:54:07,200 --> 00:54:13,200
<font color="#00FFFF">But please, wear it while you're</font>
<font color="#00FFFF">here. It would make me very happy.</font>

586
00:54:14,050 --> 00:54:20,050
<font color="#408080">What's wrong with me? You must think</font>
<font color="#408080">me terribly rude. I'll wear it!</font>

587
00:54:21,080 --> 00:54:24,080
<font color="#408080">And I'll treasure it.</font>

588
00:54:25,030 --> 00:54:27,030
<font color="#00FFFF">Good girl.</font>

589
00:54:31,090 --> 00:54:33,090
<font color="#FFFFFF">Muchos gracias!</font>

590
00:55:05,240 --> 00:55:07,240
<font color="#408080">Carl, Charlie, Carlos...</font>

591
00:55:12,120 --> 00:55:15,120
<font color="#00FFFF">I'll never get music at this rate!</font>

592
00:55:16,170 --> 00:55:18,070
<font color="#408080">Carl, Charlie, Carlos...</font>

593
00:55:20,000 --> 00:55:22,180
<font color="#408080">I can't say much, so listen.</font>

594
00:55:22,180 --> 00:55:25,180
<font color="#408080">I can't say much, so listen.</font>
<font color="#00FFFF">I didn't know you get Radio Cymru!</font>

595
00:55:26,030 --> 00:55:31,030
<font color="#408080">Everything's going fine with the</font>
<font color="#408080">smuggling - plenty of diamonds.</font>

596
00:55:31,080 --> 00:55:33,060
<font color="#408080">I've had a lot of help.</font>

597
00:55:33,110 --> 00:55:35,020
<font color="#408080">The usual sort...</font>

598
00:55:35,200 --> 00:55:39,100
<font color="#408080">..a middle-aged, middle-class woman,</font>
<font color="#408080">who's a bit gullible.</font>

599
00:55:39,210 --> 00:55:42,210
<font color="#408080">I discuss poetry with her all day.</font>

600
00:55:45,160 --> 00:55:47,160
<font color="#FFFFFF">Goodness gracious!</font>

601
00:55:49,080 --> 00:55:53,080
<font color="#408080">There's a schoolgirl,</font>
<font color="#408080">out here for a laugh.</font>

602
00:55:54,030 --> 00:55:57,240
<font color="#408080">She's too busy quarrelling with</font>
<font color="#408080">her friend to cause any trouble.</font>

603
00:55:58,040 --> 00:55:59,190
<font color="#00FFFF">Crikey!</font>

604
00:56:00,170 --> 00:56:04,230
<font color="#408080">There's one problem -</font>
<font color="#408080">a girl from the Llanelli area.</font>

605
00:56:05,020 --> 00:56:08,140
<font color="#408080">I may be soft, but I don't want her</font>
<font color="#408080">to get too involved.</font>

606
00:56:09,000 --> 00:56:10,190
<font color="#FFFF00">Good God!</font>

607
00:56:11,150 --> 00:56:13,000
<font color="#408080">Okay, we'll talk later.</font>

608
00:56:38,080 --> 00:56:39,200
<font color="#FFFFFF">Gracias.</font>

609
00:56:41,230 --> 00:56:45,230
<font color="#FFFFFF">May I introduce myself?</font>
<font color="#FFFFFF">Rhisiart ap Rhydderch.</font>

610
00:56:46,120 --> 00:56:48,020
<font color="#00FFFF">Hiya, I'm Delyth!</font>

611
00:56:50,230 --> 00:56:52,230
<font color="#FFFF00">Enfys Watkins...</font>

612
00:56:53,050 --> 00:56:56,050
<font color="#FFFFFF">That's better. It's a good start.</font>

613
00:56:57,180 --> 00:57:00,060
<font color="#FFFFFF">This is a serious problem.</font>

614
00:57:00,110 --> 00:57:04,180
<font color="#FFFFFF">Enfys, I'd like you to take notes.</font>

615
00:57:06,020 --> 00:57:10,160
<font color="#00FFFF">Don't be stupid! This is a crisis,</font>
<font color="#00FFFF">not a history lesson!</font>

616
00:57:11,130 --> 00:57:13,130
<font color="#FFFFFF">Listen here, my girl...</font>

617
00:57:14,100 --> 00:57:16,200
<font color="#FFFF00">Delyth's right. We can't waste time.</font>

618
00:57:17,240 --> 00:57:22,240
<font color="#FFFFFF">Right, but this isn't the way</font>
<font color="#FFFFFF">I usually work.</font>

619
00:57:24,020 --> 00:57:25,000
<font color="#FFFF00">Your wife...</font>

620
00:57:25,000 --> 00:57:26,170
<font color="#FFFF00">Your wife...</font>
<font color="#FFFFFF">Glenys.</font>

621
00:57:26,230 --> 00:57:27,170
<font color="#FFFF00">And your friend...</font>

622
00:57:27,170 --> 00:57:29,080
<font color="#FFFF00">And your friend...</font>
<font color="#00FFFF">Bethan.</font>

623
00:57:29,160 --> 00:57:33,080
<font color="#FFFF00">And my best friend, Lavinia,</font>
<font color="#FFFF00">are all in serious trouble!</font>

624
00:57:33,180 --> 00:57:39,180
<font color="#00FFFF">I told Bethan he was no good.</font>
<font color="#00FFFF">I could see he was a crook!</font>

625
00:57:40,190 --> 00:57:43,090
<font color="#FFFFFF">He's worse than a crook!</font>

626
00:57:43,130 --> 00:57:48,130
<font color="#FFFFFF">We're dealing with an international</font>
<font color="#FFFFFF">criminal - a diamond smuggler.</font>

627
00:57:49,060 --> 00:57:50,200
<font color="#FFFFFF">And a first-class flirt!</font>

628
00:57:51,030 --> 00:57:54,170
<font color="#FFFF00">All I'm worried about</font>
<font color="#FFFF00">is that he's using Lavinia.</font>

629
00:57:55,170 --> 00:57:57,070
<font color="#FFFFFF">And Glenys!</font>

630
00:57:57,070 --> 00:57:58,170
<font color="#FFFFFF">And Glenys!</font>
<font color="#00FFFF">And Bethan!</font>

631
00:57:59,030 --> 00:58:01,100
<font color="#FFFF00">What are we going to do?</font>

632
00:58:01,100 --> 00:58:03,100
<font color="#FFFF00">What are we going to do?</font>
<font color="#FFFFFF">We must think of a plan.</font>

633
00:58:04,030 --> 00:58:05,210
<font color="#00FFFF">Brill! A great help!</font>

634
00:58:05,210 --> 00:58:08,210
<font color="#00FFFF">Brill! A great help!</font>
<font color="#FFFF00">We should tell them straight.</font>

635
00:58:09,230 --> 00:58:12,130
<font color="#FFFFFF">That was my plan exactly.</font>

636
00:58:12,190 --> 00:58:14,020
<font color="#00FFFF">Stroll on!</font>

637
00:58:14,180 --> 00:58:19,020
<font color="#FFFF00">We must meet again tomorrow</font>
<font color="#FFFF00">in case there are problems.</font>

638
00:58:19,220 --> 00:58:20,220
<font color="#FFFF00">Off we go, then.</font>

639
00:58:20,220 --> 00:58:22,220
<font color="#FFFF00">Off we go, then.</font>
<font color="#00FFFF">Go for it!</font>

640
00:58:24,010 --> 00:58:26,010
<font color="#FFFFFF">To war!</font>

641
00:58:43,130 --> 00:58:45,180
<font color="#FFFFFF">Are you glad you came?</font>

642
00:58:47,030 --> 00:58:50,030
<font color="#408080">Yes, best honeymoon I've ever had!</font>

643
00:58:52,110 --> 00:58:57,110
<font color="#FFFFFF">I'm glad you came, too.</font>
<font color="#FFFFFF">I don't often meet girls like you.</font>

644
00:58:58,210 --> 00:59:00,210
<font color="#408080">You're embarrassing me!</font>

645
00:59:04,110 --> 00:59:06,210
<font color="#408080">Hi, Enfys.</font>

646
00:59:07,060 --> 00:59:08,080
<font color="#FFFF00">How are you, then?</font>

647
00:59:08,080 --> 00:59:09,050
<font color="#FFFF00">How are you, then?</font>
<font color="#FFFFFF">Alright.</font>

648
00:59:10,030 --> 00:59:13,170
<font color="#FFFF00">Enjoying the sun? No, you probably</font>
<font color="#FFFF00">have better things to do.</font>

649
00:59:15,030 --> 00:59:16,140
<font color="#408080">Enfys!</font>

650
00:59:16,230 --> 00:59:19,230
<font color="#FFFF00">I want to speak to you - privately!.</font>

651
00:59:21,170 --> 00:59:22,240
<font color="#408080">What's wrong with you?</font>

652
00:59:22,240 --> 00:59:26,240
<font color="#408080">What's wrong with you?</font>
<font color="#FFFFFF">It's alright, I have to go anyway.</font>

653
00:59:31,110 --> 00:59:33,090
<font color="#408080">What on earth's wrong with you?</font>

654
00:59:33,090 --> 00:59:39,090
<font color="#408080">What on earth's wrong with you?</font>
<font color="#FFFF00">Stop seeing him. Don't trust him.</font>

655
00:59:40,020 --> 00:59:43,100
<font color="#408080">You've changed your tune.</font>
<font color="#408080">You were all over him the other day!</font>

656
00:59:43,150 --> 00:59:46,000
<font color="#FFFF00">I've changed my mind.</font>

657
00:59:46,100 --> 00:59:48,040
<font color="#FFFF00">He's charming but he's using you!</font>

658
00:59:48,040 --> 00:59:50,090
<font color="#FFFF00">He's charming but he's using you!</font>
<font color="#408080">Is he?</font>

659
00:59:51,040 --> 00:59:52,210
<font color="#408080">Why did he give me this then?</font>

660
00:59:53,110 --> 00:59:57,110
<font color="#408080">I'm enjoying myself.</font>
<font color="#408080">Please don't spoil it.</font>

661
01:00:03,120 --> 01:00:05,120
<font color="#FFFF00">He's good company, Rhisiart!</font>

662
01:00:07,070 --> 01:00:10,120
<font color="#FFFF00">He has patience,</font>
<font color="#FFFF00">which is more than you have!</font>

663
01:00:10,150 --> 01:00:16,150
<font color="#FFFFFF">Glenys! Can't you see through him?</font>
<font color="#FFFFFF">He's no better than a rogue!</font>

664
01:00:18,240 --> 01:00:20,240
<font color="#FFFF00">Rhisi...</font>

665
01:00:21,140 --> 01:00:26,140
<font color="#FFFF00">Do I detect</font>
<font color="#FFFF00">a slight tinge of jealousy?</font>

666
01:00:29,080 --> 01:00:31,080
<font color="#FFFFFF">Jealous? Me?!</font>

667
01:00:32,030 --> 01:00:37,230
<font color="#FFFFFF">No such thing! But I'm telling you,</font>
<font color="#FFFFFF">he thinks of no-one but himself.</font>

668
01:00:38,040 --> 01:00:42,040
<font color="#FFFF00">He has plenty of time</font>
<font color="#FFFF00">for other people!</font>

669
01:00:43,210 --> 01:00:45,190
<font color="#FFFF00">He's kind and considerate.</font>

670
01:00:46,090 --> 01:00:48,090
<font color="#FFFF00">He gave me this.</font>

671
01:00:54,140 --> 01:00:56,060
<font color="#FFFFFF">Diamonds!</font>

672
01:00:56,060 --> 01:00:58,110
<font color="#FFFFFF">Diamonds!</font>
<font color="#FFFF00">Yes.</font>

673
01:01:06,040 --> 01:01:11,040
<font color="#FFFFFF">Crikey, Delyth! Watch where you</font>
<font color="#FFFFFF">put your flippin' big feet!</font>

674
01:01:12,110 --> 01:01:17,110
<font color="#00FFFF">You're the one who's put</font>
<font color="#00FFFF">your big feet in it!</font>

675
01:01:17,150 --> 01:01:20,150
<font color="#00FFFF">You don't know what I know!</font>

676
01:01:20,220 --> 01:01:22,220
<font color="#FFFFFF">What now?</font>

677
01:01:23,130 --> 01:01:29,130
<font color="#00FFFF">You've been out with your fair share</font>
<font color="#00FFFF">of lads, but this takes the biscuit!</font>

678
01:01:31,110 --> 01:01:37,130
<font color="#00FFFF">You're in huge... puge trouble!</font>

679
01:01:38,010 --> 01:01:41,010
<font color="#FFFFFF">Spit it out, so I can have a laugh!</font>

680
01:01:43,140 --> 01:01:49,140
<font color="#00FFFF">Your precious Charlie is</font>
<font color="#00FFFF">a diamond robber and a wanted man.</font>

681
01:01:53,240 --> 01:01:56,240
<font color="#00FFFF">No, this is serious! Honest ponest!</font>

682
01:01:59,160 --> 01:02:03,240
<font color="#FFFFFF">You've told some stories,</font>
<font color="#FFFFFF">Delyth Wyn Hughes...</font>

683
01:02:04,040 --> 01:02:06,230
<font color="#FFFFFF">..but that one beats them all!</font>

684
01:02:07,030 --> 01:02:10,060
<font color="#00FFFF">But it's true!</font>
<font color="#00FFFF">He's a criminal at large.</font>

685
01:02:10,110 --> 01:02:15,110
<font color="#FFFFFF">Yes, and as soon as I fall for</font>
<font color="#FFFFFF">that story and finish with him...</font>

686
01:02:15,180 --> 01:02:18,080
<font color="#FFFFFF">..you'll be in like a flippin' shot.</font>

687
01:02:18,130 --> 01:02:19,230
<font color="#FFFFFF">No chance, Delyth!</font>

688
01:02:19,230 --> 01:02:21,230
<font color="#FFFFFF">No chance, Delyth!</font>
<font color="#00FFFF">But it's true.</font>

689
01:02:23,070 --> 01:02:29,070
<font color="#FFFFFF">Just shut up! Stop being so silly.</font>
<font color="#FFFFFF">Go back and think up a better story.</font>

690
01:02:32,100 --> 01:02:34,100
<font color="#00FFFF">What's that?!</font>

691
01:02:36,080 --> 01:02:40,080
<font color="#FFFFFF">A present.</font>
<font color="#FFFFFF">And it's probably been stolen!</font>

692
01:02:50,150 --> 01:02:55,230
<font color="#FFFFFF">Glenys thinks I'm jealous!</font>

693
01:02:57,190 --> 01:03:03,040
<font color="#00FFFF">And Bethan thinks I'm jealous!</font>
<font color="#00FFFF">I'd never be jealous of her.</font>

694
01:03:04,130 --> 01:03:09,130
<font color="#FFFF00">I'm worried about Lavinia.</font>
<font color="#FFFF00">She's grown very fond of him.</font>

695
01:03:09,170 --> 01:03:11,170
<font color="#FFFF00">This will break her heart.</font>

696
01:03:13,130 --> 01:03:15,130
<font color="#00FFFF">The beggar! He should be shot!</font>

697
01:03:16,120 --> 01:03:20,170
<font color="#FFFFFF">There is one other thing</font>
<font color="#FFFFFF">you should know about him.</font>

698
01:03:22,000 --> 01:03:27,050
<font color="#FFFFFF">He wants my wife, Glenys,</font>
<font color="#FFFFFF">to do some of his dirty work.</font>

699
01:03:27,190 --> 01:03:29,070
<font color="#00FFFF">What do you mean?</font>

700
01:03:29,070 --> 01:03:31,170
<font color="#00FFFF">What do you mean?</font>
<font color="#FFFFFF">He gave Glenys a gift to take home.</font>

701
01:03:34,180 --> 01:03:36,180
<font color="#FFFFFF">A diamond brooch.</font>

702
01:03:38,190 --> 01:03:42,050
<font color="#FFFF00">He gave Lavinia one, too!</font>

703
01:03:42,050 --> 01:03:44,100
<font color="#FFFF00">He gave Lavinia one, too!</font>
<font color="#00FFFF">And Bethan! And I didn't even click!</font>

704
01:03:44,130 --> 01:03:48,130
<font color="#00FFFF">This is getting heavy!</font>
<font color="#00FFFF">What shall we do?</font>

705
01:03:48,200 --> 01:03:52,200
<font color="#FFFFFF">We must do what is legally right.</font>

706
01:03:54,050 --> 01:03:55,150
<font color="#00FFFF">But what?</font>

707
01:03:57,180 --> 01:03:59,030
<font color="#FFFFFF">I have no idea.</font>

708
01:04:00,010 --> 01:04:02,060
<font color="#FFFF00">I think we should tell the police.</font>

709
01:04:02,060 --> 01:04:03,130
<font color="#00FFFF">So do I!</font>

710
01:04:03,200 --> 01:04:05,110
<font color="#FFFFFF">Excellent idea!</font>

711
01:04:06,090 --> 01:04:10,090
<font color="#FFFFFF">I'll go there myself.</font>
<font color="#FFFFFF">I can speak Spanish.</font>

712
01:04:11,100 --> 01:04:12,050
<font color="#FFFF00">We're coming with you!</font>

713
01:04:12,050 --> 01:04:15,050
<font color="#FFFF00">We're coming with you!</font>
<font color="#00FFFF">Yes, we'll stand outside.</font>

714
01:04:17,220 --> 01:04:19,220
<font color="#FFFFFF">To justice!</font>

715
01:04:23,090 --> 01:04:28,090
<font color="#FFFFFF">Come along, girls.</font>
<font color="#FFFFFF">We have no time to waste.</font>

716
01:04:39,160 --> 01:04:41,150
<font color="#FFFFFF">No, no, senor!</font>

717
01:04:42,140 --> 01:04:44,140
<font color="#FFFFFF">Senor no comprende, no?</font>

718
01:04:45,200 --> 01:04:49,200
<font color="#FFFFFF">El senor en Hotel Ambassador</font>
<font color="#FFFFFF">e muy naughty!</font>

719
01:04:50,160 --> 01:04:56,160
<font color="#FFFFFF">Il avait mucho diamonte! Ma cherie,</font>
<font color="#FFFFFF">Glenys, avait le diamonte to Galles.</font>

720
01:05:01,080 --> 01:05:04,080
<font color="#FFFFFF">You have a serious problem to solve!</font>

721
01:05:05,070 --> 01:05:11,070
<font color="#FFFFFF">Diamonds are being smuggled in</font>
<font color="#FFFFFF">and out of this country right now.</font>

722
01:05:16,040 --> 01:05:18,040
<font color="#FFFFFF">Glenys, my wife...</font>

723
01:05:24,090 --> 01:05:28,090
<font color="#FFFFFF">A friend of my grandfather's</font>
<font color="#FFFFFF">fought against Franco!</font>

724
01:05:34,070 --> 01:05:37,070
<font color="#FFFF00">We'll have to tell the others!</font>

725
01:06:02,160 --> 01:06:04,160
<font color="#408080">One more...</font>

726
01:06:07,060 --> 01:06:10,060
<font color="#408080">A nice smile for Carlos.</font>

727
01:06:11,030 --> 01:06:12,180
<font color="#408080">Ah, Delyth, Enfys...</font>

728
01:06:15,240 --> 01:06:17,240
<font color="#FFFFFF">Do I know you?</font>

729
01:06:20,080 --> 01:06:21,010
<font color="#FFFF00">Not yet. We'd like a word with you.</font>

730
01:06:21,010 --> 01:06:23,010
<font color="#FFFF00">Not yet. We'd like a word with you.</font>
<font color="#FFFFFF">Who are you?</font>

731
01:06:23,170 --> 01:06:28,020
<font color="#00FFFF">I'm Delyth, and she's Enfys.</font>
<font color="#00FFFF">We're friends of your husband.</font>

732
01:06:29,150 --> 01:06:31,010
<font color="#FFFF00">We'd like a word with you, please!</font>

733
01:06:31,010 --> 01:06:33,010
<font color="#FFFF00">We'd like a word with you, please!</font>
<font color="#00FFFF">Women's things!</font>

734
01:06:34,020 --> 01:06:35,120
<font color="#408080">I understand. No problem.</font>

735
01:06:37,030 --> 01:06:41,080
<font color="#00FFFF">Why did he have</font>
<font color="#00FFFF">a stupid Spanish accent?</font>

736
01:06:41,100 --> 01:06:43,240
<font color="#FFFFFF">Can I get any sense out of you two?</font>

737
01:06:43,240 --> 01:06:47,150
<font color="#FFFFFF">Can I get any sense out of you two?</font>
<font color="#FFFFFF">INCOHERENT SPEECH</font>

738
01:06:49,190 --> 01:06:52,190
<font color="#FFFFFF">Girls, girls, girls! One at a time!</font>

739
01:06:53,180 --> 01:06:55,180
<font color="#FFFF00">It's about Carl.</font>

740
01:06:57,140 --> 01:06:58,160
<font color="#FFFFFF">Carl?</font>

741
01:06:58,160 --> 01:07:00,160
<font color="#FFFFFF">Carl?</font>
<font color="#00FFFF">She means Charlie!</font>

742
01:07:01,070 --> 01:07:03,040
<font color="#FFFFFF">Charlie?</font>

743
01:07:04,220 --> 01:07:06,150
<font color="#FFFF00">Him!</font>

744
01:07:06,150 --> 01:07:08,150
<font color="#FFFF00">Him!</font>
<font color="#FFFFFF">Oh, Carlos!</font>

745
01:07:10,000 --> 01:07:12,000
<font color="#00FFFF">Carlos?!</font>

746
01:07:12,050 --> 01:07:14,050
<font color="#FFFF00">You're in big trouble!</font>

747
01:07:16,170 --> 01:07:19,210
<font color="#FFFF00">And our friends!</font>
<font color="#FFFF00">Carl's a diamond smuggler.</font>

748
01:07:20,100 --> 01:07:25,070
<font color="#FFFF00">Your Richard reported him</font>
<font color="#FFFF00">to the police and now he's in jail!</font>

749
01:07:29,230 --> 01:07:32,230
<font color="#00FFFF">Oh my God! She's dead!</font>

750
01:07:34,030 --> 01:07:37,030
<font color="#00FFFF">I can't handle contraband and death!</font>

751
01:07:37,100 --> 01:07:41,200
<font color="#FFFF00">I'll stay here with her,</font>
<font color="#FFFF00">while you fetch Bethan.</font>

752
01:07:42,000 --> 01:07:45,000
<font color="#00FFFF">Okay! I can't stand it any more!</font>

753
01:07:53,120 --> 01:08:00,010
<font color="#FFFFFF"># When I was in</font>
<font color="#FFFFFF">a dark and gloomy cell</font>

754
01:08:01,220 --> 01:08:06,220
<font color="#FFFFFF"># You gave me light,</font>
<font color="#FFFFFF">you gave me light</font>

755
01:08:09,150 --> 01:08:14,150
<font color="#FFFFFF"># You gave me heavenly light #</font>

756
01:08:21,240 --> 01:08:23,240
<font color="#FFFFFF">Charlie! Hiya!</font>

757
01:08:30,130 --> 01:08:32,130
<font color="#FFFFFF">What are you doing?</font>

758
01:08:32,180 --> 01:08:36,180
<font color="#00FFFF">Shut up! This is serious!</font>
<font color="#00FFFF">I'll explain everything later.</font>

759
01:08:36,200 --> 01:08:42,050
<font color="#00FFFF">You have to look after this dying</font>
<font color="#00FFFF">woman while her husband's in jail.</font>

760
01:08:42,130 --> 01:08:45,130
<font color="#00FFFF">Shut up! This is dead serious!</font>

761
01:09:00,030 --> 01:09:01,190
<font color="#FFFF00">Lavinia...</font>

762
01:09:01,190 --> 01:09:04,190
<font color="#FFFF00">Lavinia...</font>
<font color="#408080">Hi, Enfys. Have you seen Carl about?</font>

763
01:09:05,240 --> 01:09:08,240
<font color="#FFFF00">I have something to tell you.</font>

764
01:09:09,210 --> 01:09:12,210
<font color="#FFFF00">It's not going to be easy for me.</font>

765
01:09:14,080 --> 01:09:19,080
<font color="#FFFF00">I, and two other people,</font>
<font color="#FFFF00">have found out Carl is a criminal.</font>

766
01:09:19,160 --> 01:09:21,160
<font color="#FFFF00">He's a diamond smuggler...</font>

767
01:09:22,140 --> 01:09:28,140
<font color="#FFFF00">..and he's been using you,</font>
<font color="#FFFF00">this bloke's wife and another girl.</font>

768
01:09:30,180 --> 01:09:36,080
<font color="#FFFF00">I'm sorry to have to tell you this</font>
<font color="#FFFF00">but you must help us.</font>

769
01:09:36,130 --> 01:09:38,130
<font color="#408080">What do you mean?</font>

770
01:09:38,180 --> 01:09:43,180
<font color="#FFFF00">Richard, the bloke I told you about,</font>
<font color="#FFFF00">went to the police to report Carl...</font>

771
01:09:43,210 --> 01:09:48,110
<font color="#FFFF00">..and they couldn't understand him</font>
<font color="#FFFF00">so the poor dab's now in jail.</font>

772
01:09:48,160 --> 01:09:50,160
<font color="#408080">What can I do?</font>

773
01:09:51,180 --> 01:09:54,180
<font color="#FFFF00">Perhaps you could speak to Carl...</font>

774
01:09:55,080 --> 01:09:56,130
<font color="#408080">Confront him?</font>

775
01:09:56,130 --> 01:09:58,130
<font color="#408080">Confront him?</font>
<font color="#FFFF00">Yes, I suppose.</font>

776
01:09:58,170 --> 01:10:02,170
<font color="#FFFF00">It's not fair on Richard.</font>
<font color="#FFFF00">He's innocent!</font>

777
01:10:03,130 --> 01:10:07,130
<font color="#408080">Okay, then,</font>
<font color="#408080">but it's not going to be easy.</font>

778
01:10:10,240 --> 01:10:13,240
<font color="#408080">I was beginning to like him too.</font>

779
01:10:38,050 --> 01:10:40,050
<font color="#FFFFFF">What's up?</font>

780
01:10:42,230 --> 01:10:46,230
<font color="#FFFFFF">What's bothering you?</font>
<font color="#FFFFFF">Have I done anything?</font>

781
01:10:47,100 --> 01:10:49,140
<font color="#408080">Perhaps you could answer that.</font>

782
01:10:49,140 --> 01:10:51,140
<font color="#408080">Perhaps you could answer that.</font>
<font color="#FFFFFF">What do you mean?</font>

783
01:10:53,080 --> 01:10:59,080
<font color="#408080">I've heard you're up to something</font>
<font color="#408080">and it's not very nice.</font>

784
01:11:00,070 --> 01:11:03,070
<font color="#408080">You're a diamond smuggler,</font>
<font color="#408080">aren't you?</font>

785
01:11:04,230 --> 01:11:08,190
<font color="#FFFFFF">Now I understand why everybody's</font>
<font color="#FFFFFF">been acting so strangely.</font>

786
01:11:08,240 --> 01:11:12,030
<font color="#408080">Is it true?</font>

787
01:11:12,030 --> 01:11:15,030
<font color="#408080">Is it true?</font>
<font color="#FFFFFF">Okay, I'll explain everything.</font>

788
01:11:15,080 --> 01:11:19,080
<font color="#FFFFFF">Diamonds are involved</font>
<font color="#FFFFFF">but I'm not a smuggler.</font>

789
01:11:22,220 --> 01:11:25,020
<font color="#FFFFFF">My job is to catch smugglers.</font>

790
01:11:30,210 --> 01:11:32,210
<font color="#408080">Good lord!</font>

791
01:11:35,160 --> 01:11:41,160
<font color="#FFFFFF">I'm carrying out an investigation</font>
<font color="#FFFFFF">on Britons who smuggle diamonds.</font>

792
01:11:42,080 --> 01:11:45,030
<font color="#408080">But where do we come in?</font>

793
01:11:45,180 --> 01:11:51,180
<font color="#FFFFFF">Your room, and two others, happened</font>
<font color="#FFFFFF">to be next to the empty rooms...</font>

794
01:11:52,230 --> 01:11:55,230
<font color="#FFFFFF">..where the smugglers</font>
<font color="#FFFFFF">make their plans.</font>

795
01:11:57,030 --> 01:11:59,180
<font color="#FFFFFF">I planted a micro camera</font>
<font color="#FFFFFF">and bug in your room.</font>

796
01:12:00,000 --> 01:12:01,180
<font color="#408080">Oh, no!</font>

797
01:12:03,030 --> 01:12:06,030
<font color="#FFFFFF">There's a microfilm in the brooch.</font>

798
01:12:07,150 --> 01:12:12,150
<font color="#FFFFFF">I'd hoped you'd take it to Britain</font>
<font color="#FFFFFF">and Customs would pick it up.</font>

799
01:12:12,200 --> 01:12:15,120
<font color="#FFFFFF">I don't trust Spanish police.</font>

800
01:12:19,030 --> 01:12:22,180
<font color="#FFFFFF">Everything would have been fine.</font>
<font color="#FFFFFF">You'd have been quite safe.</font>

801
01:12:23,010 --> 01:12:29,010
<font color="#FFFFFF">I'm really sorry to have done this</font>
<font color="#FFFFFF">to such a fantastic girl as you.</font>

802
01:12:30,040 --> 01:12:33,040
<font color="#FFFFFF">I've been wanting to tell you...</font>

803
01:12:33,130 --> 01:12:38,130
<font color="#FFFFFF">..and I wouldn't blame you</font>
<font color="#FFFFFF">if you threw this table at me.</font>

804
01:12:41,160 --> 01:12:44,080
<font color="#FFFFFF">That's how I feel.</font>

805
01:12:45,070 --> 01:12:47,160
<font color="#FFFFFF">Lavinia, I love you.</font>

806
01:12:50,130 --> 01:12:54,130
<font color="#408080">If you think so much of me,</font>
<font color="#408080">please help us.</font>

807
01:12:55,230 --> 01:12:59,230
<font color="#408080">Richard's in jail,</font>
<font color="#408080">so go and release him...</font>

808
01:13:00,030 --> 01:13:03,030
<font color="#408080">..and explain everything</font>
<font color="#408080">to the others.</font>

809
01:13:04,200 --> 01:13:06,200
<font color="#FFFFFF">Okay.</font>

810
01:13:11,180 --> 01:13:13,180
<font color="#408080">Carl.</font>

811
01:13:17,030 --> 01:13:18,080
<font color="#FFFFFF">Say something, please.</font>

812
01:13:22,180 --> 01:13:25,210
<font color="#FFFF00">Rhisiart!</font>

813
01:13:31,040 --> 01:13:35,030
<font color="#FFFFFF">I'm sorry...</font>

814
01:13:35,170 --> 01:13:38,140
<font color="#FFFFFF">My father is a Methodist minister...</font>

815
01:13:39,020 --> 01:13:41,210
<font color="#FFFFFF">..and he always goes over the top</font>
<font color="#FFFFFF">on his holidays.</font>

816
01:13:48,050 --> 01:13:52,040
<font color="#FFFFFF">My mother is very worried.</font>

817
01:14:09,000 --> 01:14:10,110
<font color="#408080">Gracias.</font>

818
01:14:10,130 --> 01:14:11,190
<font color="#FFFFFF">De nada.</font>

819
01:14:17,210 --> 01:14:19,210
<font color="#FFFF00">Mucho gracias!</font>

820
01:14:21,100 --> 01:14:23,100
<font color="#FFFF00">Viva Espana!</font>

821
01:14:46,230 --> 01:14:51,230
<font color="#FFFFFF">Meet me tonight at the hotel</font>
<font color="#FFFFFF">and I'll explain everything.</font>

822
01:14:59,040 --> 01:15:04,040
<font color="#FFFFFF">That's the truth. I can only say</font>
<font color="#FFFFFF">that I'm very sorry.</font>

823
01:15:05,080 --> 01:15:07,140
<font color="#00FFFF">I should flippin' think so!</font>

824
01:15:08,050 --> 01:15:12,210
<font color="#00FFFF">35 we paid for this holiday</font>
<font color="#00FFFF">and we play cops and robbers.</font>

825
01:15:13,220 --> 01:15:15,070
<font color="#FFFFFF">I'll pay back your money.</font>

826
01:15:15,070 --> 01:15:17,070
<font color="#FFFFFF">I'll pay back your money.</font>
<font color="#00FFFF">I was only joking.</font>

827
01:15:18,010 --> 01:15:20,010
<font color="#FFFF00">Shut up, Delyth!</font>

828
01:15:21,130 --> 01:15:25,130
<font color="#408080">Our knowledge</font>
<font color="#408080">of Welsh 20th century literature...</font>

829
01:15:26,180 --> 01:15:29,030
<font color="#408080">..won't be of any use to you now.</font>

830
01:15:29,110 --> 01:15:33,120
<font color="#FFFFFF">As it happens, I do intend to follow</font>
<font color="#FFFFFF">an Open University course...</font>

831
01:15:33,170 --> 01:15:35,140
<font color="#FFFFFF">..after this investigation.</font>

832
01:15:38,100 --> 01:15:40,150
<font color="#FFFF00">I knew there was some good in him!</font>

833
01:15:44,170 --> 01:15:48,170
<font color="#FFFFFF">You'll have to excuse me, now -</font>
<font color="#FFFFFF">I'm meeting someone important.</font>

834
01:15:49,000 --> 01:15:51,200
<font color="#FFFFFF">So once again, I'm really sorry.</font>

835
01:15:56,000 --> 01:15:58,200
<font color="#00FFFF">I bet he's meeting</font>
<font color="#00FFFF">a private investigator.</font>

836
01:15:59,100 --> 01:16:01,000
<font color="#FFFF00">Or a real smuggler!</font>

837
01:16:02,020 --> 01:16:04,020
<font color="#FFFFFF">No...</font>

838
01:16:05,050 --> 01:16:08,050
<font color="#FFFFFF">I know where he is.</font>

839
01:16:15,180 --> 01:16:18,010
<font color="#408080">I'll never forget this holiday.</font>

840
01:16:18,060 --> 01:16:22,210
<font color="#FFFFFF">It's the best thing</font>
<font color="#FFFFFF">that's ever happened to me.</font>

841
01:16:23,030 --> 01:16:27,030
<font color="#FFFFFF">I'm just so sorry</font>
<font color="#FFFFFF">it happened like this.</font>

842
01:16:27,100 --> 01:16:29,100
<font color="#408080">Stop apologising!</font>

843
01:16:30,110 --> 01:16:34,110
<font color="#408080">I understand everything now,</font>
<font color="#408080">I think!</font>

844
01:16:35,050 --> 01:16:40,050
<font color="#FFFFFF">What's going to happen to us now?</font>
<font color="#FFFFFF">I hate to think of you leaving.</font>

845
01:16:40,100 --> 01:16:46,080
<font color="#408080">I'd like to stay for a while too.</font>
<font color="#408080">Not long, just forever!</font>

846
01:16:47,010 --> 01:16:49,010
<font color="#FFFFFF">What if I leave?</font>

847
01:16:49,130 --> 01:16:51,130
<font color="#408080">Are you leaving?</font>

848
01:16:51,180 --> 01:16:53,160
<font color="#FFFFFF">Sometime, I hope.</font>

849
01:16:54,170 --> 01:16:56,170
<font color="#FFFFFF">I'll miss you terribly.</font>

850
01:17:00,050 --> 01:17:03,050
<font color="#408080">Why don't you come home to Wales?</font>

851
01:17:03,180 --> 01:17:08,180
<font color="#FFFFFF">I have to finish this business.</font>
<font color="#FFFFFF">I know too much anyway.</font>

852
01:17:09,000 --> 01:17:12,000
<font color="#408080">I could never be a spy's wife!</font>

853
01:17:15,070 --> 01:17:17,220
<font color="#FFFFFF">Will you write to me?</font>

854
01:17:17,220 --> 01:17:20,220
<font color="#FFFFFF">Will you write to me?</font>
<font color="#408080">Only if you write first.</font>

855
01:17:21,060 --> 01:17:23,060
<font color="#FFFFFF">I'll remember this forever.</font>

856
01:17:24,040 --> 01:17:25,230
<font color="#408080">What?</font>

857
01:17:25,230 --> 01:17:27,230
<font color="#408080">What?</font>
<font color="#FFFFFF">This...</font>

858
01:17:54,030 --> 01:17:58,030
<font color="#FFFFFF">Well, even if the holiday</font>
<font color="#FFFFFF">wasn't very educational...</font>

859
01:17:58,160 --> 01:18:01,160
<font color="#FFFFFF">..it was an incredible experience.</font>

860
01:18:02,040 --> 01:18:04,100
<font color="#FFFF00">I'm dying to tell Meirwen.</font>

861
01:18:04,150 --> 01:18:08,040
<font color="#FFFF00">And as soon as Peredur Hedd</font>
<font color="#FFFF00">comes home...</font>

862
01:18:08,230 --> 01:18:11,230
<font color="#FFFFFF">Glenys! This is our secret.</font>

863
01:18:13,090 --> 01:18:16,090
<font color="#FFFFFF">I don't want you to tell anyone.</font>

864
01:18:17,180 --> 01:18:22,030
<font color="#FFFFFF">"Not until I write an article</font>
<font color="#FFFFFF">about it to my periodical...</font>

865
01:18:22,080 --> 01:18:24,080
<font color="#FFFFFF">"..and appear on the news."</font>

866
01:18:24,130 --> 01:18:28,130
<font color="#00FFFF">Anyway, had you used</font>
<font color="#00FFFF">Factor 2 like me...</font>

867
01:18:29,190 --> 01:18:34,190
<font color="#00FFFF">..perhaps you'd be</font>
<font color="#00FFFF">just about as brown as me.</font>

868
01:18:35,050 --> 01:18:40,050
<font color="#FFFFFF">Delyth, you really are bonkers.</font>
<font color="#FFFFFF">I'm much browner than you!</font>

869
01:18:40,230 --> 01:18:42,090
<font color="#00FFFF">You're not!</font>

870
01:18:42,090 --> 01:18:43,120
<font color="#00FFFF">You're not!</font>
<font color="#FFFFFF">Yes, I am!</font>

871
01:18:43,120 --> 01:18:44,080
<font color="#00FFFF">You're flippin' not!</font>

872
01:18:44,080 --> 01:18:46,080
<font color="#00FFFF">You're flippin' not!</font>
<font color="#FFFFFF">I am!</font>

873
01:18:46,120 --> 01:18:52,120
<font color="#00FFFF">I'm much browner than brown!</font>
<font color="#00FFFF">I'm brown... pown!</font>

874
01:18:54,030 --> 01:18:58,030
<font color="#FFFFFF">I'm never pever going on holiday</font>
<font color="#FFFFFF">with you again!</font>

875
01:18:58,080 --> 01:19:03,080
<font color="#00FFFF">You only get on my nerves!</font>
<font color="#00FFFF">Had you listened to me...</font>

876
01:19:03,130 --> 01:19:08,130
<font color="#00FFFF">..and not gone off flirting</font>
<font color="#00FFFF">with James Bond, we'd be okay.</font>

877
01:19:20,080 --> 01:19:22,080
<font color="#FFFF00">Are you alright?</font>

878
01:19:22,130 --> 01:19:24,130
<font color="#408080">Yes, I think so.</font>

879
01:19:27,070 --> 01:19:30,070
<font color="#FFFF00">You really like him, don't you?</font>

880
01:19:31,080 --> 01:19:33,080
<font color="#FFFF00">More than Elgan?</font>

881
01:19:34,170 --> 01:19:37,020
<font color="#408080">He's different.</font>

882
01:19:38,030 --> 01:19:40,030
<font color="#FFFF00">He's mad about you.</font>

883
01:19:40,200 --> 01:19:42,200
<font color="#408080">You won't tell anyone...</font>

884
01:19:44,090 --> 01:19:46,140
<font color="#FFFF00">I'll be phoning the Llanelli Star!</font>

885
01:19:51,170 --> 01:19:53,200
<font color="#FFFF00">Are you going to write?</font>

886
01:19:53,200 --> 01:19:55,200
<font color="#FFFF00">Are you going to write?</font>
<font color="#408080">Yes.</font>

887
01:19:56,130 --> 01:19:58,030
<font color="#FFFF00">That's lovely.</font>

888
01:20:02,040 --> 01:20:03,190
<font color="#FFFF00">What about the wedding?</font>

889
01:20:04,030 --> 01:20:06,030
<font color="#408080">I don't know, Enfys.</font>

890
01:20:07,070 --> 01:20:09,070
<font color="#408080">I really don't know.</font>

891
01:20:22,230 --> 01:20:27,230
<font color="#FFFFFF"># They say a sun</font>
<font color="#FFFFFF">brightens every sky</font>

892
01:20:29,210 --> 01:20:35,210
<font color="#FFFFFF"># But when you came forth</font>
<font color="#FFFFFF">I drowned in your warmth</font>

893
01:20:36,150 --> 01:20:42,150
<font color="#FFFFFF"># And since that dawning day</font>
<font color="#FFFFFF">I can't escape your smile</font>

894
01:20:43,160 --> 01:20:49,160
<font color="#FFFFFF"># When the sun goes into the night,</font>
<font color="#FFFFFF">you light up all the stars</font>

895
01:20:53,080 --> 01:20:59,080
<font color="#408080"># But now I see the days go by</font>
<font color="#408080">more swiftly than the hours</font>

896
01:21:00,120 --> 01:21:06,120
<font color="#408080"># And every minute seems to me</font>
<font color="#408080">just like fleeting moments</font>

897
01:21:07,060 --> 01:21:12,060
<font color="#408080"># When comes the time</font>
<font color="#408080">to explain everything</font>

898
01:21:14,000 --> 01:21:20,000
<font color="#408080"># All my intentions are in shreds</font>
<font color="#408080">and all reasons lost</font>

899
01:21:22,240 --> 01:21:33,240
<font color="#FFFFFF"># I stumble over every word with you</font>
<font color="#FFFFFF">I cannot say those words to you</font>

900
01:21:37,090 --> 01:21:42,090
<font color="#FFFFFF"># I dream of a better time</font>
<font color="#FFFFFF">but until then</font>

901
01:21:44,220 --> 01:21:49,220
<font color="#FFFFFF"># I can only love you from afar</font>

902
01:21:55,180 --> 01:22:01,180
<font color="#FFFFFF"># There must be somewhere</font>
<font color="#FFFFFF">where we can meet again</font>

903
01:22:02,200 --> 01:22:08,200
<font color="#FFFFFF"># Where we will not have</font>
<font color="#FFFFFF">to think our thoughts apart</font>

904
01:22:09,140 --> 01:22:15,140
<font color="#408080"># Memories will bind us</font>
<font color="#408080">in spite of such distance</font>

905
01:22:17,000 --> 01:22:23,000
<font color="#408080"># Your name will be on my lips</font>
<font color="#408080">and your face in all the moons</font>

906
01:22:25,190 --> 01:22:36,190
<font color="#FFFFFF"># I stumble over every word with you</font>
<font color="#FFFFFF">I cannot say those words to you</font>

907
01:22:40,040 --> 01:22:45,040
<font color="#FFFFFF"># I dream of a better time</font>
<font color="#FFFFFF">but until then</font>

908
01:22:47,160 --> 01:22:52,160
<font color="#FFFFFF"># I can only love you</font>
<font color="#FFFFFF">from afar</font>

909
01:22:54,130 --> 01:23:05,130
<font color="#FFFFFF"># I stumble over every word with you</font>
<font color="#FFFFFF">I cannot say those words to you</font>

910
01:23:08,180 --> 01:23:13,180
<font color="#FFFFFF"># I dream of a better time</font>
<font color="#FFFFFF">but until then</font>

911
01:23:27,040 --> 01:23:32,040
<font color="#FFFFFF"># I can only love you from afar #</font>

912
01:23:55,180 --> 01:24:00,180
<font color="#FFFF00">Look, Mam!</font>
<font color="#FFFF00">He's just like a spy in a film!</font>

913
01:24:08,200 --> 01:24:10,200
<font color="#00FFFF">S4C subtitles:</font><font color="#FFFFFF">TROSOL Cyf</font>


