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ORGAN MUSIC
Sorry!
Listen, Lavinia - once and for all, it's not your fault.
Mammy's in bed with a migraine, now!
And all that money Daddy spent on photographers and wedding cars...!
Forget the money, love!
You have enough to worry about!
And your mother didn't know what a migraine was...
..until Aunty Muriel from Slough put ideas in her head!
Muriel and her blinkin' Pekinese!
The worst thing is the embarrassment!
Everybody will understand.
Elgan's not the first bridegroom to get concussion on his stag-night!
No, it's an everyday occurrence! It's a wonder so many get married!
Come on, Lavinia, consider it as a technical hitch.
After all, it's not as if he's run away with a woman from Tumble!
Elgan will feel terrible. Once he's better, you can set another date.
What about the honeymoon?
We've booked a week with Club 18-30 in Ibiza! I can't go alone!
I can't believe it!
It's the most brilliant thing that's ever happened to me!
It's brilliant pilliant!
It was worth saving our dinner money!
Flippin' heck, yes!
And now I've paid for my holiday, I can start smoking again!
Flippin' heck, Bethan! You're disgusting!
You won't hit it off with Ibiza boys smelling like an ashtray!
Listen, Delyth - maturity means more to most lads than nicotine.
Anyway, everybody smokes on the continent. You'll be the stupid one!
We'll see who'll look stupid!
This is a classy holiday - we didn't pay 35 for a load of rubbish!
How many bikinis are you taking?
How long are we going for?
Seven days.
Seven, then.
Remind me to ask Meirwen for moussaka and taramasalata recipes...
..so we can taste Greek dishes before the holiday!
Idris promised me a book on the Parthenon - we'll go over together.
We'll take along a bottle of ouzo!
I'm so looking forward to this Athens holiday!
Sun, sea, good food!
Plenty of wine, centuries of culture and hundreds of bazookies!
Rhisiart! You won't see me topless, Greece or not!
Rhisiart ap Rhydderch's residence.
Yes, hold on.
Rhisiart ap Rhydderch.
What? A mistake? But how?
Goodness gracious! We'd looked forward so much.
I hope something else is arranged.
Ibiza?!
It will have to do, won't it?
There are probably one or two ruins there, too, darling!
SPANISH GUITAR
# Passport in my pocket as I board the aeroplane
# Bid farewell to Wales and the pouring rain
# I fly in search of sunshine, adventure and romance
# Feel the heat, hear the beat, My feet just want to dance
# I'll find a Spanish lover, maybe more than one
# With the senoritas, where sangria flows, there's fun
# We can mix a cocktail, not one but two or three
# And Manuel - what a hunk! He's the one for me
# Ibiza! Ibiza! Off we go together
# Ibiza! Ibiza! Forget about manana
# Ibiza! Ibiza! Lying on the beaches
# In a land of sun that's full of fun - come to Ibiza!
# Ibiza! Ibiza! Off we go together
# Ibiza! Ibiza! Forget about manana
# Ibiza! Ibiza! Lying on the beaches
# In a land of sun that's full of fun - come to Ibiza #
Come on, Glenys! You're making a mountain out of a molehill!
Flying is an incredible experience.
I haven't felt like this since giving birth to Peredur Hedd!
Why couldn't we take the caravan to Brittany again?
We must broaden our learning and horizons.
If you can't conquer this silly phobia...
..you can forget the chapel's trip to Israel next year!
Rhisiart! Stop threatening me!
I'll try my best - but you must help me!
Are you alright?
Yes, fine.
I'm going to enjoy myself. I don't want Elgan's name mentioned.
If that's what you want.
Right, where are the sick bags?
You're never 36B!
I flippin' well am! I tried a 32AA bikini, and it was miles too small!
There are lots of sizes between 32AA and 36B!
Listen, Bethan! I know my bust size better than you! So shut up!
When you bought a sports bra two weeks ago, you were only 34A!
Okay, so I'm a late developer!
If you can't handle competition, you'd better get off this plane!
But then, you don't stand much chance!
# Ibiza! Ibiza! Forget about manana
# There's fun in store on the beaches of Ibiza! #
Adios, hasta luego - see you later.
Ah, two brandies, please!
Adios, hasta manana - see you tomorrow.
Adios, hasta manana si Dios quiere - see you tomorrow, God willing.
Our Father, who art in Heaven...
Glenys! Relax! Thank you very much.
Glenys! Take it easy!
Two more, please.
I've never been abroad.
Neither have I - just to Llandudno, North Wales...
..and on a day trip to the Isle of Man.
That's sort of abroad.
I was sick, all the way up to Llandudno in Daddy's Ford Anglia...
..all the way to the Isle of Man and back home again!
The boat to the Isle of Man was up and down like a yo-yo!
Enfys, are you alright?
Would you ladies like a drink?
Yes, two cider and blacks, please.
I'm afraid we don't have any cider.
What? Flippin' heck! What kind of an aeroplane is this?
35 we paid for this holiday, and you haven't even got any cider!
That's disgusting.
Are you ladies eighteen?
No.Yes.
I think some Cola...
Just shut up!
You were making a twit of yourself!
You're the twit! You're so immature!
Do you have to be so embarrassing?!
This is Captain David Rees - the seat belt sign is back on...
..since we are experiencing slight turbulence.
It's nothing to worry about, but please return to your seats.
Rhisiart, what would I do without you?
You were so right - so terribly right!
Flying is an incredible experience!
Cotton wool clouds flutter by like dreams through cabin eyes.
Glenys! Shut it!
This is just like being in Daddy's Ford Anglia.
I promise not to mention Elgan...
..if you stop going on about that Anglia!
Alright!
The Captain's a good driver! Do you think we should have a whip-round?
We always have one on Eynon's Coaches, Trimsaran!
This is Captain Rees.
I hope you've enjoyed your flight with us on Airways Cymru.
We will shortly be landing at Ibiza, where it's bright and sunny...
..and the temperature is 80 degrees.
Blinkin' heck! That's boiling!
It's more than boiling - it's boiling poiling!
# Ibiza! Ibiza! Off we go together!
# Ibiza! Ibiza! Forget about manana!
# Ibiza! Ibiza! Lying on the beaches!
# In a land of sun that's full of fun - come to Ibiza! #
Thank you!
# Little Wales, land of song! #
So what are we supposed to do now?
Catch the first flight back!
You know what I mean!
Go to the hotel!
But how, Delyth?
I don't flippin' well know! Why must I organise everything?
We're stranded, 100 miles from home!
Shut up! You're getting on my nerves already!
Hotel Ambassador?
Yes! Oui! Si!
Bloomin' heck, Bethan!
Bingo!
I can't believe it!
If they're all like this, we're in for a whale of a time!
He'd do me fine.
He's got shoulders like Rambo!
Viva Espana!
How long are you staying here?
A week.
Oh, my God!
Are you with Club 18-30?
Yes, no, I don't know!
We're not really 18.
Shut up, Bethan!
My name's Charlie.
I'm Delyth!
And I'm Bethan!
Shut up!
I work here as a hotel rep - mucking about with tourists to earn money.
It's nice to hear some Welsh again.
Where are you from?
Swansea.
Are you a student?
No, not any more. I've been on the dole for three years.
I had to do something to keep me off the streets!
I can't believe it. He's got street cred too!
I'm telling you once more, Glenys. Pull yourself together!
# Oh dear Wales #
Ssh.
Si?
Buenos dias, senorita!
Uno roomo, por favor, por dos personas ap Rhydderch.
Que?
Rhisi Wishy and I have travelled far from little Wales to partake...
Glenys, please. Pull yourself together!
Uno roomo, dos personas ap Rhydderch.
Que?
Buenos dias, Maria.
Carlos.
Una habitacion para dos. El apellido es ap Rhydderch.
Gracias!
No problem.
# God bless the Welsh tongue... #
Glenys, please!
Carlos Fernandez Hughes, at your service.
Can I take your bags?
You can't have learnt Welsh here!
No, Welsh is my mother tongue. I come from Trelew, Patagonia.
Patagonia?
You know the people of the pampas?
Carlos, we're as closely related as bacon and eggs!
But what are you doing here?
Ibiza doesn't have Patagonia's culture!
It's a well-paid job...
..and I'm trying to save up to go to Harlech College.
Well done, indeed!
An angel from heaven.
It's a lovely hotel.
Bathroom and all.
I'm looking forward to a shower. I haven't had one before.
Are you going to use that what-you-call-it?
What?
That there, by the sink.
Oh, the toilet that doesn't flush.
What's it called again?
I don't know. Are you going to use it?
Ugh, no! If I sat there, I'd never get up!
Look what's outside!
How nice.
I haven't been to a hotel with a real live swimming pool before.
Let's go for a dip.
Shall we?
Yes!
Come on, then!
I didn't know you could swim.
I can only do doggy-paddle - nothing spectacular.
Lifeguard!
My shift's over now, so if you want to swim, it's at your own risk.
Alright.
What part of Ibiza are you from?
Upper, of course!
No, I live in town but I'm from Gorseinon.
I'm Carl Thomas. Glad to meet you.
I'm Lavinia Harris, and this is my best friend, Enfys.
Are you here on holiday?
It was supposed to be a honey...
Yes, for a week. And you?
I'm trying to see the world...
..travelling around, doing a bit of singing.
I left the DVLC in Morriston to get a job here as Entertainment Officer.
You were entertaining at the DVLC!
Are you here with Club 18-30?
Yes.
See you on the beach tomorrow.
Bye!
Isn't he lovely?
Yes! Gorgeous!
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Come on, darling!
What's the hurry, Rhisiart?
Germans hog every inch of the beach!
It's not like this in Brittany.
We'll have to watch we don't overdo it or we'll burn!
And we'll get wrinkles.
Yes.
Big blisters all over! And pigmentation problems!
And skin cancer!
Shut up, Lavinia!
I should have taken you to the North Pole! Lie there and relax.
I hope I don't come out in freckles!
Shut up!
Hello!
How's the sunbathing going?
Good, thank you.
Don't overdo it.
We're quite careful.
Is your hotel room alright?
Beautiful. It overlooks the pool.
We're above the games room.
Aren't you joining in the games?
What games?
The Club 18-30 games on the beach.
I don't think so.
You are going down to the beach?
Yes.
We can exchange secrets in Welsh!
See you in about ten minutes, then.
Bye.
Isn't this just perfect?
Must you shout?
I can't help it! The Mediterranean is all around us!
It's so... wet, so beautifully wet!
I have a headache!
You'll have to control your nerves without alcohol, won't you?
Pass me the suntan oil.
These ultraviolet rays can be right beggars!
PEOPLE CHEERING
What's that noise?
MORE CHEERS
It won't last long if I get my way!
CHEERS AND APPLAUSE
Around the pole. Right, head down.
One, two, three.
Four.
OK, go on. Off you go.
LOUD CHEERS AND APPLAUSE
What is this? My spouse and I paid good money for a relaxing holiday!
How can we relax with Sodom and Gomorrah going on here?
Join in! You look as if you could do with a bit.
Oh, heavens above!
The lads are going to lie down on their stomachs.
Put him down, please.
Glenys!
It's never like this in Brittany.
You ask, Bethan!
You ask!
Why do I always have to ask?
I feel blinkin' stupid speaking Spanish!
Can I help?
Hiya, Charlie!
Hello, Bethan! How are you?
Fine.
Oh, hello... Sorry, I've forgotten your name.
Shut up, Bethan!
People often forget my name. It's quite unusual.
Shut up, Bethan!
What was it?
Raphaela, but people call me Delyth.
Sorry about her - she's so immature!
I wouldn't say that.
Do you want a pedalo? Senor?
Un pedalo por una hora, por favor.
Can I join you?
Great - there's only room for two.
If that's the case, sit on the back.
Good idea.
Hang on!
Thanks for helping us.
You're welcome.
Are you still with us, Delyth?
God! God! God!
Is there a disco here tonight?
The hotel always has a disco.
D'you fancy coming? I'll see you in the foyer at 7.30pm.
My shoulder's sore! Pass me the calamine lotion.
It's guaranteed to peel.
Have you got any white lines yet?
No, not yet. But I've got heat rash on my chest!
Not bad for the first day, then!
Imagine going topless!
Good God! I could never do it!
What if someone like Ieuan, Kidwelly Fruit & Veg, happened to see us?
I could never buy tomatoes again!
Mine have never seen daylight anyway.
I don't mean tomatoes...
I know what you mean.
It was nice to see Carl again.
Yes! He's a nice lad, like home from home!
He's quite good-looking, too.
Yes, he is.
And considerate.
He has nice eyes.
You fancy him!
No! Don't get me wrong.
Yes, I can tell.
No, Lavinia. Honest!
He looks a bit lonely. Perhaps he needs company.
Someone in the same boat, maybe.
Someone who's been hurt.
No bloomin' nonsense now, Enfys! Pass me the aftersun.
Please.
Red wine, please.
Fancy us meeting here, Carlos.
Two countries, miles apart.
But our souls are as one.
You like R Williams Parry, too.
Yes, she does! I see you are well-read in Welsh poetry, Carlos.
I try my best. That's why I want to go to Harlech to study literature.
If you want to discuss the work of our great poets...
..I'd only be too happy to share my experience with you.
Thank you, Mrs ap Rhydderch.
Glenys!
Glenys...
It's not everyday someone meets such a cultured woman - in all ways.
If you'll excuse me, I must leave you for a few minutes.
You're a lucky man, Mr ap Rhydderch.
Hard work and culture are what enrich my life!
We're both very glad to have met you.
I'm grateful to you for introducing some culture to my wife!
No problem - it's a pleasure.
Next time I have a gun, I'll shoot!
Crikey, Delyth. Can't you just face facts? He's after me.
That's for lying about your busts!
You have to make the most of what you've got!
What you haven't got, in your case.
At least I'm not blinkin' enormous! I don't have to diet to wear jeans!
Here we go, again. Can't you just belt up for five minutes?
There are plenty of other blokes. It just happens I've had the best.
You haven't flippin' had him!
Anyway, he likes me really. It's flippin' obvious!
If it's so flippin' obvious, Delyth Wyn Hughes...
..why has he asked me to go out with him tonight?
Beats me, Bethan!
That's how I became interested in the work of R Bryn Williams...
..that inherent bond that exists between you and us.
Salud!
Cheers.
Is that the time?
Time flies when you're having fun.
You must excuse me. Bid your wife goodnight for me.
Are you free sometime tomorrow?
It depends...
I'll tell you why.
Between you and me, I'd like to see more of this island...
..and you know what women are like.
I understand. No problem. I'll look after her for you.
It will be a pleasure to discuss literature with her.
Thank you very much! I'll tell Glenys...
..wherever she is.
"Yards from the mountain top..."
One Man Band - "His body would be all a'quiver..."
Have you been waiting long?
You're dead, Bethan!
DISCO MUSIC
# Passport in my pocket as I board the aeroplane
# Bid farewell to Wales and the pouring rain
# I fly in search of sunshine, adventure and romance
# Feel the heat, hear the beat. My feet just want to dance
# I'll find a Spanish lover, maybe more than one
# With the senoritas, where sangria flows, there's fun
# We can mix a cocktail, not one but two or three
# And Manuel - what a hunk! He's the one for me
# Ibiza! Ibiza! Off we go together
# Ibiza! Ibiza! Forget about manana. Ibiza! Ibiza! Lying on the beaches #
Flippin' heck, Bethan!
# In a land of sun that's full of fun - come to Ibiza!
# A plateful of paella and chips are nice as well #
What are you doing here?!
He asked you so I'd get the message!
No, he didn't. He's gone now!
INCOHERENT SPEECH
# I go back and forth to the toilet
# Sand between my toes and flies in my wine #
Ah, Carlos!
We meet again.
Have the walls sprung a leak?
Yes, Mr ap Rhydderch.
Tomorrow morning, then.
Now then, friends, please extend a warm welcome to tonight's singer!
# They say a sun brightens every sky
# But when you came forth, I drowned in your warmth
# And since that dawning day I can't escape your smile
# When the sun goes into the night, you light up all the stars
# I stumble over every word with you I cannot say those words to you
# I dream of better days but until then
# I can only love you from afar
# I can only love you from afar #
No, thank you!
I'm sorry about that.
It's alright. It always happens in the Moonraker in Llanelli.
Where are you going?
Out.
For some fresh air?
Yes, and to do some thinking.
May I ask what about?
There's not much point telling you. You'd find it rather silly.
I'll never know unless you tell me.
Would you like to go for a walk?
Do you mind?
I'm bound to hate every minute!
After all the fuss, there was no wedding!
It all sounds very awkward. You must be upset.
I was - and cross too.
But I've thought a lot about it...
..and I can't help thinking it was supposed to happen.
I can't believe anyone would hurt you intentionally.
I must go. I've just remembered something.
Okay. Thanks for listening, anyway.
Thanks for telling me.
'Yards from the mountain top...'
'There stands ... Carlos!'
Enfys...
Are you asleep?
I've had a good think tonight.
I feel much better.
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Buenos dias, Mrs ap Rhydderch!
Buenos dias, Maria!
Mrs ap Rhydderch...
I'm sorry - Glenys...
Carlos!
Glenys...
It's nice again today.
Much nicer now.
Do you have a copy of R Williams Parry's 'Yr Haf a Cherddi Eraill'?
You read the poems. Recited by a sensitive lady, they will be music!
Why don't we start with 'Y Llwynog'?
Why not?
'Yards from the mountain top, where...'
MOTORCYCLE ARRIVING
'Yards from the mountain top, where...'
FLY BUZZES
'Yards from the mountain top...'
BABY SCREAMS
Carlos! This is impossible!
What a pity. Shall we go somewhere quieter?
Our room is big enough but I'm sure...
Excellent idea. We won't be disturbed there.
Rhisiart won't be back for a while. He's out sightseeing.
In this poem...
..R Williams Parry endeavours to compare the little fox...
..with the essence of life.
We're all foxes, you see, trying to escape the den of creation.
Do you agree, Carlos?
Yes, yes. That's quite true.
May I use the toilet?
Of course!
GLENYS CONTINUES TO READ ALOUD
Glenys, thank you for your help. It has been of great value to me.
Don't mention it!
I want you to accept this as a token of my gratitude and our friendship.
Carlos, it's quite fantastic!
It's important to me that you wear it as often as you can.
Of course!
If you think he's faithful to you, you're wrong!
He has millions pillions of girls all over Ibiza!
There's nothing wrong in that - everyone should play the field.
It makes you mature and experienced like me.
While you've been kidding yourself with Charlie Chaplin...
..I've become acquainted with some of the natives.
You really think I'm thick, don't you?
Know, Bethan Elisabeth Roberts!
At least I don't stand in front of mirrors, pinching myself...
..because no-one else is available to give me love bites!
She flippin' saw me!
Hasta manana, Carlos!
Bye, Glenys.
Hiya, Charlie!
Hiya, Bethan! I was just checking a few things - part of my work.
Actually, while I'm at it, I may as well check your room.
Okay, then.
Enjoying your holiday?
Yes, except that Delyth gets on my flippin' nerves.
She goes on and on about things.
I didn't come here to be nagged! It's as if I stole the Crown Jewels!
I'm just enjoying my holidays.
What are you doing?
Nothing, just fixing this. It's like new now.
I wish it would fall on top of Delyth!
Don't take any notice of her.
I've brought you something.
Crikey!
It's gorgeous porgeous!
This must have cost a bomb. No, it cost a bomb pomb!
I'd like you to wear it all the time as some sort of friendship brooch.
Thanks.
I must be off. I have the blinkin' Club 18-30 to arrange for tomorrow.
Carl...
Lavinia - that's where your room is.
Would you mind...
Sorry.
Would you like some tea?
Please.
I've only got tea.
Tea's fine.
My mother put in 49 teabags, one each for Enfys and me...
..and one for the pot.
But the milk's a bit strange here.
Then the cows are probably different too!
You're very quiet.
Am I?
I haven't given you much chance!
Carry on, I enjoy hearing you speak.
I know this is going to sound odd, but I've bought you something.
Oh, Carl.
It's beautiful.
I can't accept it.
Why not?
It looks much too expensive and I won't be able to explain it at home.
Okay, you don't have to accept it.
But please, wear it while you're here. It would make me very happy.
What's wrong with me? You must think me terribly rude. I'll wear it!
And I'll treasure it.
Good girl.
Muchos gracias!
Carl, Charlie, Carlos...
I'll never get music at this rate!
Carl, Charlie, Carlos...
I can't say much, so listen.
I didn't know you get Radio Cymru!
Everything's going fine with the smuggling - plenty of diamonds.
I've had a lot of help.
The usual sort...
..a middle-aged, middle-class woman, who's a bit gullible.
I discuss poetry with her all day.
Goodness gracious!
There's a schoolgirl, out here for a laugh.
She's too busy quarrelling with her friend to cause any trouble.
Crikey!
There's one problem - a girl from the Llanelli area.
I may be soft, but I don't want her to get too involved.
Good God!
Okay, we'll talk later.
Gracias.
May I introduce myself? Rhisiart ap Rhydderch.
Hiya, I'm Delyth!
Enfys Watkins...
That's better. It's a good start.
This is a serious problem.
Enfys, I'd like you to take notes.
Don't be stupid! This is a crisis, not a history lesson!
Listen here, my girl...
Delyth's right. We can't waste time.
Right, but this isn't the way I usually work.
Your wife...
Glenys.
And your friend...
Bethan.
And my best friend, Lavinia, are all in serious trouble!
I told Bethan he was no good. I could see he was a crook!
He's worse than a crook!
We're dealing with an international criminal - a diamond smuggler.
And a first-class flirt!
All I'm worried about is that he's using Lavinia.
And Glenys!
And Bethan!
What are we going to do?
We must think of a plan.
Brill! A great help!
We should tell them straight.
That was my plan exactly.
Stroll on!
We must meet again tomorrow in case there are problems.
Off we go, then.
Go for it!
To war!
Are you glad you came?
Yes, best honeymoon I've ever had!
I'm glad you came, too. I don't often meet girls like you.
You're embarrassing me!
Hi, Enfys.
How are you, then?
Alright.
Enjoying the sun? No, you probably have better things to do.
Enfys!
I want to speak to you - privately!.
What's wrong with you?
It's alright, I have to go anyway.
What on earth's wrong with you?
Stop seeing him. Don't trust him.
You've changed your tune. You were all over him the other day!
I've changed my mind.
He's charming but he's using you!
Is he?
Why did he give me this then?
I'm enjoying myself. Please don't spoil it.
He's good company, Rhisiart!
He has patience, which is more than you have!
Glenys! Can't you see through him? He's no better than a rogue!
Rhisi...
Do I detect a slight tinge of jealousy?
Jealous? Me?!
No such thing! But I'm telling you, he thinks of no-one but himself.
He has plenty of time for other people!
He's kind and considerate.
He gave me this.
Diamonds!
Yes.
Crikey, Delyth! Watch where you put your flippin' big feet!
You're the one who's put your big feet in it!
You don't know what I know!
What now?
You've been out with your fair share of lads, but this takes the biscuit!
You're in huge... puge trouble!
Spit it out, so I can have a laugh!
Your precious Charlie is a diamond robber and a wanted man.
No, this is serious! Honest ponest!
You've told some stories, Delyth Wyn Hughes...
..but that one beats them all!
But it's true! He's a criminal at large.
Yes, and as soon as I fall for that story and finish with him...
..you'll be in like a flippin' shot.
No chance, Delyth!
But it's true.
Just shut up! Stop being so silly. Go back and think up a better story.
What's that?!
A present. And it's probably been stolen!
Glenys thinks I'm jealous!
And Bethan thinks I'm jealous! I'd never be jealous of her.
I'm worried about Lavinia. She's grown very fond of him.
This will break her heart.
The beggar! He should be shot!
There is one other thing you should know about him.
He wants my wife, Glenys, to do some of his dirty work.
What do you mean?
He gave Glenys a gift to take home.
A diamond brooch.
He gave Lavinia one, too!
And Bethan! And I didn't even click!
This is getting heavy! What shall we do?
We must do what is legally right.
But what?
I have no idea.
I think we should tell the police.
So do I!
Excellent idea!
I'll go there myself. I can speak Spanish.
We're coming with you!
Yes, we'll stand outside.
To justice!
Come along, girls. We have no time to waste.
No, no, senor!
Senor no comprende, no?
El senor en Hotel Ambassador e muy naughty!
Il avait mucho diamonte! Ma cherie, Glenys, avait le diamonte to Galles.
You have a serious problem to solve!
Diamonds are being smuggled in and out of this country right now.
Glenys, my wife...
A friend of my grandfather's fought against Franco!
We'll have to tell the others!
One more...
A nice smile for Carlos.
Ah, Delyth, Enfys...
Do I know you?
Not yet. We'd like a word with you.
Who are you?
I'm Delyth, and she's Enfys. We're friends of your husband.
We'd like a word with you, please!
Women's things!
I understand. No problem.
Why did he have a stupid Spanish accent?
Can I get any sense out of you two?
INCOHERENT SPEECH
Girls, girls, girls! One at a time!
It's about Carl.
Carl?
She means Charlie!
Charlie?
Him!
Oh, Carlos!
Carlos?!
You're in big trouble!
And our friends! Carl's a diamond smuggler.
Your Richard reported him to the police and now he's in jail!
Oh my God! She's dead!
I can't handle contraband and death!
I'll stay here with her, while you fetch Bethan.
Okay! I can't stand it any more!
# When I was in a dark and gloomy cell
# You gave me light, you gave me light
# You gave me heavenly light #
Charlie! Hiya!
What are you doing?
Shut up! This is serious! I'll explain everything later.
You have to look after this dying woman while her husband's in jail.
Shut up! This is dead serious!
Lavinia...
Hi, Enfys. Have you seen Carl about?
I have something to tell you.
It's not going to be easy for me.
I, and two other people, have found out Carl is a criminal.
He's a diamond smuggler...
..and he's been using you, this bloke's wife and another girl.
I'm sorry to have to tell you this but you must help us.
What do you mean?
Richard, the bloke I told you about, went to the police to report Carl...
..and they couldn't understand him so the poor dab's now in jail.
What can I do?
Perhaps you could speak to Carl...
Confront him?
Yes, I suppose.
It's not fair on Richard. He's innocent!
Okay, then, but it's not going to be easy.
I was beginning to like him too.
What's up?
What's bothering you? Have I done anything?
Perhaps you could answer that.
What do you mean?
I've heard you're up to something and it's not very nice.
You're a diamond smuggler, aren't you?
Now I understand why everybody's been acting so strangely.
Is it true?
Okay, I'll explain everything.
Diamonds are involved but I'm not a smuggler.
My job is to catch smugglers.
Good lord!
I'm carrying out an investigation on Britons who smuggle diamonds.
But where do we come in?
Your room, and two others, happened to be next to the empty rooms...
..where the smugglers make their plans.
I planted a micro camera and bug in your room.
Oh, no!
There's a microfilm in the brooch.
I'd hoped you'd take it to Britain and Customs would pick it up.
I don't trust Spanish police.
Everything would have been fine. You'd have been quite safe.
I'm really sorry to have done this to such a fantastic girl as you.
I've been wanting to tell you...
..and I wouldn't blame you if you threw this table at me.
That's how I feel.
Lavinia, I love you.
If you think so much of me, please help us.
Richard's in jail, so go and release him...
..and explain everything to the others.
Okay.
Carl.
Say something, please.
Rhisiart!
I'm sorry...
My father is a Methodist minister...
..and he always goes over the top on his holidays.
My mother is very worried.
Gracias.
De nada.
Mucho gracias!
Viva Espana!
Meet me tonight at the hotel and I'll explain everything.
That's the truth. I can only say that I'm very sorry.
I should flippin' think so!
35 we paid for this holiday and we play cops and robbers.
I'll pay back your money.
I was only joking.
Shut up, Delyth!
Our knowledge of Welsh 20th century literature...
..won't be of any use to you now.
As it happens, I do intend to follow an Open University course...
..after this investigation.
I knew there was some good in him!
You'll have to excuse me, now - I'm meeting someone important.
So once again, I'm really sorry.
I bet he's meeting a private investigator.
Or a real smuggler!
No...
I know where he is.
I'll never forget this holiday.
It's the best thing that's ever happened to me.
I'm just so sorry it happened like this.
Stop apologising!
I understand everything now, I think!
What's going to happen to us now? I hate to think of you leaving.
I'd like to stay for a while too. Not long, just forever!
What if I leave?
Are you leaving?
Sometime, I hope.
I'll miss you terribly.
Why don't you come home to Wales?
I have to finish this business. I know too much anyway.
I could never be a spy's wife!
Will you write to me?
Only if you write first.
I'll remember this forever.
What?
This...
Well, even if the holiday wasn't very educational...
..it was an incredible experience.
I'm dying to tell Meirwen.
And as soon as Peredur Hedd comes home...
Glenys! This is our secret.
I don't want you to tell anyone.
"Not until I write an article about it to my periodical...
"..and appear on the news."
Anyway, had you used Factor 2 like me...
..perhaps you'd be just about as brown as me.
Delyth, you really are bonkers. I'm much browner than you!
You're not!
Yes, I am!
You're flippin' not!
I am!
I'm much browner than brown! I'm brown... pown!
I'm never pever going on holiday with you again!
You only get on my nerves! Had you listened to me...
..and not gone off flirting with James Bond, we'd be okay.
Are you alright?
Yes, I think so.
You really like him, don't you?
More than Elgan?
He's different.
He's mad about you.
You won't tell anyone...
I'll be phoning the Llanelli Star!
Are you going to write?
Yes.
That's lovely.
What about the wedding?
I don't know, Enfys.
I really don't know.
# They say a sun brightens every sky
# But when you came forth I drowned in your warmth
# And since that dawning day I can't escape your smile
# When the sun goes into the night, you light up all the stars
# But now I see the days go by more swiftly than the hours
# And every minute seems to me just like fleeting moments
# When comes the time to explain everything
# All my intentions are in shreds and all reasons lost
# I stumble over every word with you I cannot say those words to you
# I dream of a better time but until then
# I can only love you from afar
# There must be somewhere where we can meet again
# Where we will not have to think our thoughts apart
# Memories will bind us in spite of such distance
# Your name will be on my lips and your face in all the moons
# I stumble over every word with you I cannot say those words to you
# I dream of a better time but until then
# I can only love you from afar
# I stumble over every word with you I cannot say those words to you
# I dream of a better time but until then
# I can only love you from afar #
Look, Mam! He's just like a spy in a film!
S4C subtitles:TROSOL Cyf