快接 快接 快接电话 Come on, come on, come on.
接啊 Pick up.
妈 你在哪 都快十一点了 Mom, where are you? It's almost 11 o'clock.
你怎么还不回来 我给你打了五通电话 Why aren't you home yet? I've called you like five times.
我 我不知道该拿这个咬伤怎么办 I...I really, I don't know what to do about this bite.
我需要去医院吗 我该怎么做 Do I go to the hospital? What do I do?
给我 Just,
给我回个电话 just call me back.
什么鬼 What?
好了 你能对着镜头笑一个吗 All right, can you smile towards camera?
怎么笑得比哭还难看 Uh, it looks like you're in pain.
-什么 -随便吧 你就真实一点 - Really? - All right, whatever. Just be yourself.
-行 -放松点 甩甩肩 - Okay. - Relax. Shake it out.
等会 我要说些什么 Wait, we haven't gone over what-what-what do I say?
告诉他们你是谁 Just tell them who you are.
记住 全世界都在看 好好说 But remember, the world's watching so make it good.
我是谁 Who I am. Right.
我是谁 Who am I?
这是个哲学问题 扎克 Oh, a philosophy, Zach.
我就知道自己是谁 烂人一枚 I know who I am, and it sucks.
还有 你吹得越久 观众会越快退出 Plus, the longer you talk the sooner they're going to click away to
这个视频 the nutshot videos.
嘿 各位 Hey, guys.
你们好 How you doin'?
欢迎光临我们的小镇 密苏里州无名镇 Welcome to our town. Podunk, Missouri.
其实这里并不叫无名镇 It's not actually called Podunk.
但是他们一想到无名镇的时候就会想起 But this is the place they were thinking of when they came up with
这个地方 the name "Podunk".
这里和下一个鬼地方之间 It's 60 miles of forest between here
相隔六十英里的森林 and the next shithole over.
这是个夜不闭户的小镇 The kind of town where people don't even lock their doors at night.
对 大家都懒得干坏事儿 Yeah, we're officially too boring for crime.
大家好 我是兰迪·福斯特 What's up? I'm Randy Foster.
我是扎克·亨德森 And I'm Zach Henderson.
这就是我们接下来的计划 So this is what we're going to be doing.
我们会戴上这些可爱的袖珍蓝牙相机 We're going to be flying under the radar with these sweet little
低调出行 这些相机有超屌的微光镜头 Bluetooth cameras that have kickass low light lenses.
评论区里有购买链接 所以别当白嫖 And you can buy these from affiliate links so don't be a freeloader
我们也是要恰饭的 'cause we need cash to get out of here.
说回正题 But back to business.
我们在扎克的电脑上剪辑所有素材 So we edit everything here on Zach's sweet rig.
击掌 Up top.
我们还加了一些酷炫叼炸天的特效 And then we add some of my bangin' FX
锵锵 都在网络上了 and boom, it's on the World Wild Web.
我们会展示真实的《莫尔顿: 探索》 So we can show you the real "Multon: Uncovered."c
那位是高中橄榄球队的队长 That is the captain of the high school football team.
日安 Have a good day.
警长居然放任他去买啤酒 The sheriff is literally letting him buy beer.
小镇人的日常 Um, things to do here.
-睡醒 吃饭 睡觉 -真刺激 - Uh, you can wake up, eat, go to sleep. - It's pretty exciting.
没错 So yeah.
这里就是莫尔顿 This is Multon.
有两个半街区 All 2.5 blocks of it.
而这是我们的演员阵容 And this is our cast of crazy characters.
嘿 各位 Hey, guys!
嘿 格雷格牧师 Hey, Pastor Greg. Hey.
教堂要排一场 We're doing a production of
《耶稣基督万世巨星》音乐剧 "Jesus Christ Superstar" down at the church.
听起来不错 Oh, that sounds great.
你俩有兴趣试试吗 Are you guys interested in trying out?
呃 我 Uh, I'm...
女孩子超多哦 There will be girls.
可能吧 Maybe.
到时候见 I'll see you there.
-行 -行 - Okay. - Okay.
没问题 All right.
-想都别想 -我不可能去的 - Definitely not. - I'm not gonna do it.
不可能 No.
我猜你们会问 这哥们干嘛要给我看 I bet you're wondering why are they showing us
这个又矮又无趣的丑建筑 this squat, boring ass building?
因为这个丑东西对莫尔顿小镇来说 Well, that's because this building is the best thing that ever
简直是天赐的福气 happened to Multon.
它提供的飞快网速让我们 High speed internet so we're not totally
不至于与世隔绝 cut off from the rest of the planet.
所以你们才有机会见到我们 And so you can see people like us
因为我们就是这么优秀 because we're awesome.
老弟 测试一下 Dude, check it out.
春天到了 Spring has sprung.
比塞特小姐已经穿上短裤了 Miss Bissette's got her short shorts on.
嗨 扎克 嗨 兰迪 Oh, hey, Zach. Hey, Randy.
嘿 比塞特小姐 Hey, Miss Bisette.
过来一下吧 Come here just a second.
看见没有 到处都是这些小虫子 Do you boys see those? Those little bugs were all over the place.
这个 是什么虫子 What, uh, what are they?
不知道啊 No idea.
它们从上周就开始出现了 Well, they just started showing up last week.
放开我 Let me go!
待会见吧 I'll see you boys later.
放开我 Let me go!
嗨 彼得森夫人 Hey, Mrs. Peterson!
你不是我妈咪 You're not my mommy!
那是 镇上独立书店的嬉皮老板娘 So that's our, uh, resident hippie indie book store owner chick.
TA: 家长教师协会 她突然当妈之后就成了PTA的脑残粉 She pops out a kid and becomes Ms. PTA Zombie.
看 这就是我们这个节目的重点 See this is the point of our show:
让莫尔顿人看到他们最真实的一面 to show the people of Multon the way they really are.
-讲得真好 -真的吗 - That was pretty good. - Yeah?
对 听起来很有深度 Yeah, it sounded, it sounded smart.
今天的比赛打得很好 嘿 回头见 Great game today. Hey, see you later.
老弟 Dude.
还真是这样 It's really what's goes on.
-短信联系 拜 -嘿 - Text you. Bye. - Hey.
嘿 扎克 Hey, Zach.
那是什么 你们在偷拍别人吗 Wait, what are those? Are you guys spy-caming people?
没有 No.
没有 不是 No, uh, no.
我们在搞网络节目 It's-it's for our web show.
噢 网络节目 Oh, web show.
TMZ: 美国在线旗下的一个娱乐新闻网站 就像TMZ网站一样 It's like TMZ kind of stuff.
但不仅仅只是这样 But it's more than that.
我们在给全世界展示真实的小镇生活 We are showing the world real small town life.
好吧 或许你们能搞个真人秀 Well, maybe you guys can make it a reality show
这样你们就能一夜成名和女明星约会了 and you can both get rich and date starlettes.
嗨 各位 Hey, guys.
乔伊 Joey.
-嗨 扎克 -嗨 乔伊 - Hey, Zach. - Hey, Joey.
扎克 凯拉的比赛打得怎么样 How'd Kayla play, Zach?
精彩绝伦 Like a rock star.
太棒了 Good.
等她去了西北大学 Maybe when she gets to Northwestern
就能把家族传统延续下去 she can carry on the family tradition.
你决定好要去哪个大学了吗 扎克 Have you decided where you're going yet, Zach?
还没有 Um, not really.
我可能还会继续在我家外面 I'm probably just gonna keep running
做电脑维修的生意 my computer repair biz out of my house.
那也挺好的 Well, that's nice.
想来你的父母对此会非常高兴的 Well, I'm sure it'll make your parents very happy.
好吧 这话说的越来越恶心了 All right, this is getting nauseatingly mundane and, um,
扎克需要给他的新节目加加戏 Zach, he needs some drama for his new show.
-节目 -对 - Show? - Yeah.
他在搞一个新节目 He's got a new show.
嘿 Hey.
-看那里 -你们觉得我老爸正常吗 - Look at that. - You guys think my dad's normal?
他其实有五个老婆 He's secretly got five wives.
五个 一个就让我够呛的了 Five? I can barely handle one.
-说啥呢 -爸爸 - Hey! - Dad!
等一下 快来 凯拉 Wait a minute! Come on, Kayla.
走吧 我们去狗狗收容所 Dog pound. Let's be on it.
再见了 小伙们 Bye, guys.
再见 See you guys.
老弟 你必须约她出来 Dude, you have to ask her out.
我开不了口 I can't.
我们四年级就认识了 I have known her since the fourth grade.
约她出去不是很奇怪吗 It'd be weird, right?
不 你是从四年级开始就在否认事实 No, you've been in denial since the fourth grade.
老弟 她对你来说不只是个朋友 Dude, she's not just a buddy.
她以前是朋友 我是朋友 She was a buddy, I'm a buddy.
但是我穿短裤难看的一比 And I don't look nearly as good in shorts.
讲真 别怂勇敢上 Seriously, you just got to grow a pair and do it.
这可是你最后的机会了 This is your last chance.
三个月后 她就不在这里了 In three months, she's outta here.
我手把手教你 准备好了吗 Uh, I'll walk you through it. Okay, ready?
-好了 -打开你的电脑浏览器 - Okay. - Okay, so you're going to want to open up your browser.
好了 Okay.
然后输入网址 And into the web address type
192 192.
192 One nine two.
点168点0点1 Dot 168 dot zero dot one.
好了 Okay.
回车键 Enter.
噢 Oh.
暑假我们应该找个时间去林赛小道玩玩 We should, uh, try to hit the Lindsey Trail sometime this summer.
没错 林赛小道 Yeah. The Lindsey Trail.
-对 -兰迪肯定会喜欢的 - Yeah. - Yeah, Randy would just love that.
都是森林蜱和毒漆藤 Oh. All the wood ticks and the poison ivy.
-兰迪 -正合他的口味 - Randy. - Mmm, right up his alley.
天呐 说到毒虫蜱虫 Oh my, God, speaking of poisonous bugs
有毒植物什么的 and ticks and plants and things,
看我要去哪 Oh! Look where I'm going!
秘鲁生物多样性研究——暑假项目 看我要去哪 Oh! Look where I'm going!
秘鲁 Peru?
对 我爸妈给我报了名 Yeah, my mom and dad got it for me.
毕业两周后我就去 I leave two weeks after graduation.
那里就像个活丛林 It's like a live jungle, you know.
那太酷了 凯拉 That's awesome, Kayla.
肯定很疯狂 谢谢你 It's gonna be insane. Thank you.
哦我的天呐 Oh my... Jesus.
你这个傻瓜 You goofball.
嗨 扎克 Hey, Zach.
怎么了小不点 等等 你这是什么 What's up, little man? Wait, what are you supposed to be?
某种怪兽吗 Some sort of monster?
我不是怪兽 我是变种人 I'm not a monster. I'm a mutant.
懂了 I see.
他是变种人 He's a mutant.
好的 现在我知道了 Oh, I see it now. Okay.
行行行行 Okay, okay, okay, okay.
我可比你强多了 I'm a lot stronger than you.
你个小屁孩居然敢吓我 吃我一招 You mess with me, buddy, you're gonna get it.
好啦 好啦 Okay. Okay!
带上你的面具 Take your mask.
你一放假就能见到他 You'll see him on holidays.
对 Yeah.
听好了 Wait for it.
老天 你自个儿听听 Jesus, listen to you.
我真是受不了了 I don't have to put up with this shit!
老子要走了 I'm out of here!
不不不 天呐 Oh no, no, no, no! Oh my God.
真是一出大戏 My trash symphony.
我今天和海伦见了一面 I saw Helen today.
她在跟人网恋 She's been dating someone online.
但我觉得这段恋情不会长久 But I'm afraid it's going nowhere.
她的对象在弗罗里达州 那也太远了吧 He's in Florida and that's just such a long ways.
这也不能怪她 Well, you can't blame her.
这附近又没有多少优质单身男青年 There's not much left around here.
扎克 凯拉怎么样 So how is Kayla, Zach?
您这话题转移得真巧妙 妈 Beautifully subtle segue, Mom.
对 扎克 她怎么样 Yeah, how is she, Zach?
她是个不错的女孩子 我就说说而已嘛 She's a nice girl. Just, I'm saying, she's a nice girl.
我当然知道 她是个不错的女孩子 I know, she's a nice girl.
兰迪 你要留下来吃晚饭吗 You're staying for dinner, right, Randy?
是啊 当然 Yeah, sure.
我不敢相信你在拍我们 Oh, I cannot believe you're filming us.
我们这么无趣 We are so boring.
不 你们是这疯狂小镇中最正常的 No, you guys are the most normal part of this messed up town.
谢谢你 兰迪 Well, thank you, Randy.
兰迪 他们从哪弄的这些小相机 Say, where do they make those little cameras, Randy?
没错 Oh, right.
就在我工作的地方 The same place my job went.
漂亮 你做到了 Woo! Sweet! Nailed that!
阿卡普尔科 Acapulco.
我能做一名酒保 I can become a bartender.
上周还说是摩纳哥 Last week it was Monaco.
是的 但是我爱墨西哥食物 Yeah, but I love Mexican food.
此外 我们能叫多斯·阿米戈斯 Plus, we could be called the Dos Amigos.
我不能留下我妈独自一人照顾我爸 Ah, I can't leave my mom to take care of my dad by herself.
小伙子 我超爱你父母 Dude, I love your parents.
他们很了不起 They're awesome.
但是兄弟 你总得独自生活 But you got to start living your life, man.
另外 Plus...
比塞特小姐 Mrs. Bisette?
喂 比塞特小姐 Hello? Mrs. Bisette?
天哪 Holy Jesus.
快叫警察 Call the cops.
谢里夫办公室 Sheriff's office.
我们在比塞特小姐家里 Hi, we're at Mrs. Bisette's house.
这儿不太对劲 Something's wrong.
喂 Hello?
他们把电话挂了 They hung up.
真的吗 Really?
快 兰迪 Come on, Randy.
特么的 Oh, shit.
-兰迪 -怎么了 - Randy? - What?
我们走 Let's go.
嘿 嘿 Hey, hey.
没问题的 没问题的 It's-it's-it's okay, it's okay.
发生什么了 What happened?
有东西咬我 Something bit me.
你还好吧 Are you going to be okay?
过来 Come on.
草 Shit!
你在干嘛 Whoa, what are you doing?
我们要找到它 We have to find it.
什么 为什么 What? Why?
它可能会有狂犬病 It might have rabies.
快 Come on!
它去哪了 Dude, where'd it go?
在那 抓住它 抓住它 Right there! Get it! Get it!
我在努力了 我在努力了 I'm trying. I'm trying.
趴下 Get down.
这特么的是什么 What the hell is it?
那是 我想是只老鼠 That's, I think it's a rat.
格雷格牧师 Pastor Greg?
但你为什么要离开那么久 But why do you have to go away so much?
但是我太厌倦独自一人了 But I'm just so tired of being left alone.
我好想你 I miss you so much.
混蛋 特么的 Hey, assholes! Shit!
别管他们 Leave them alone.
闭嘴 Shut your mouth.
我不过是买些酒 All I was doing was buying some beer.
你们非要传到网上 You had to put it online.
听着 我们有事要做所以我们要走了 Listen, we got something to do so we're just gonna go.
我不管 我爸拿走了我的Xbox I don't care! My dad took my Xbox!
-我不关心你的Xbox -闭嘴 - I don't care about your Xbox! - Shut up!
行了 行了 大家别激动 All right, all right, let's calm down.
-好吗 -什么情况 - Shall we? - What the hell?
我在逗他们玩 I was just playing with them.
约什 还记得归队是什么感受吗 Remember what it was like back on the team, Josh?
归队后我记得我们能开玩笑 Well, back on the team I remember we could take a joke.
-我们走吧 -走啊 - Let's go. - Go on.
滚 快滚 Get out of here. Come on.
好 Sure.
谢谢 Thanks.
你们也许有搞笑视频 但没人喜欢告密 Well, you might have funny videos, but nobody likes a snitch.
听着 我们要给你看样东西 Listen, we have something we need to show you.
什么东西 What was that?
你还好吧 Are you gonna be okay?
快 我们走 Come on, let's go.
抱歉 我都不知道这是啥 I'm sorry, I don't even know what this is.
这是什么玩意儿 What is this?
它咬了比塞特小姐 It bit Mrs. Bisette.
那她为什么不自己来找我们呢 Okay, then why didn't she come to us herself?
什么 What?
拜托 格雷格牧师在人们 Come on, Pastor Greg is going around
房子周围到处扔老鼠 throwing rats in people's houses.
就是这样 Done.
好的 Mmm. Okay.
你们知道吗 You know what?
别把我扯进你们扯淡的网络视频 行吗 Leave me out of your bullshit web series. All right?
如果你们想成为好莱坞明星 If you guys want to become Hollywood assholes,
就把这些无聊的东西随便PS一下 Photo shopping this nonsense, whatever.
但别把我扯进来 But leave me out of it.
也别把格雷格牧师扯进来 And for that matter, leave Pastor Greg out of it as well.
他是个好人 He's a good man.
要不是为了他我就要坐牢了 I'd ended up in juvie if it weren't for him.
懂了吗 Got it?
懂了 Yeah. Got it.
约什为什么不相信我们 How could Josh not believe us?
因为这不正常 Because it's insane.
我们说格雷格牧师朝人们房子扔老鼠 We're saying that Pastor Greg is throwing rats into people's houses.
没错 但视频很过分 Yeah, but the video is crazy.
我意思是格雷格牧师为什么这么做 I mean why would Pastor Greg do it?
我不知道 问问他 I don't know. Let's ask.
那特么的是什么 What the hell is that?
快来 Come on.
格雷格牧师 Pastor Greg?
我能帮到你们吗孩子们 Can I help you boys?
然后呢 So?
那就是你 That's you.
我不同意 I don't think so.
不 我们看见你了 No, we saw you.
听着格雷格牧师 Look Pastor Greg,
我们不希望你在这惹麻烦 we do not want to get you into any trouble here.
你们不会让我陷入麻烦吧 You boys aren't going to get me in any trouble.
你妈是个荡妇 Your mom is a slut.
你爸是个瘾君子 And your dad is a junkie.
天哪 什么样的人才会这么说 Jesus Christ, what kind of person says that?
你不必提高声音 No need to raise your voice.
有什么问题吗 Is there a problem here?
不 我们很好 No, we're cool.
这特么的都是怎么回事 Dude, what the hell was that?
我不知道 I don't know.
我觉得有必要在我们频道上播放这个 I think we should post this stuff on our channel.
约什不相信我们 但是也许有人会 I mean Josh didn't believe us, but maybe somebody will.
草 Oh, shit.
没信号 你呢 No service. You?
也没有 Nothing.
我们想知道昨晚 So we were wondering if you had seen
你是否看到格雷格牧师 Pastor Greg around your house
在你家附近 last night?
为什么 Why?
我们怀疑就是他朝你家 Okay, we think that he's the one who threw the thing
扔了咬你的东西 at the house that bit you.
是的 Yeah.
没东西咬我 Oh, I wasn't bit.
你看到咬痕了吗 Do you see a bite?
对不起 我发誓看到你坐在衣柜里 I'm sorry, I-I could have sworn that you were sitting in your closet.
不 我们有视频 我们看到你尖叫了 No. No, we have a video. We saw you screaming.
那又怎样 So?
那是什么 What-what was that?
你们可以跟我去我的卧室 You can come to my bedroom with me.
你们俩 Both of you.
奶奶的 Holy shit. Dude.
那特么的是什么 What the hell was that?
等等 里面有动静 Wait. Hold on. Something was going on in there.
屁都没有 Yeah, no shit.
起先是格雷格牧师 现在是她 First Pastor Greg, now her.
我就不明白了 谁能那么快若无其事 Here's what I don't get. Who heals that fast?
兰迪 看 Randy, look.
-你干嘛 -我们四处看看 - What are we doing? - We're just looking around.
-那是什么 -里面有人 - What's that? - There's a guy in there.
什么 What?
嘘 Shh!
他被绑在床上 He's tied up to the bed.
快走 Oh! Go!
你们俩不应该偷看她的窗户 You two should not have been looking in her window.
这不关我们的事 This is none of our concern.
这不是关键 好吗 That's not the point, okay?
她很怪异 妈妈 看看那个 She's being weird, Mom. Look at that.
不只是她 It, but it wasn't just her.
格雷格牧师也像个怪人 It's Pastor Greg was acting like a freak.
教堂里所有人都只是坐在那 Everyone in the church was just like
行为真的很怪异 sitting there acting really weird.
也许是大规模歇斯底里 Maybe it's like mass hysteria or something,
或是空气中有什么东西 something in the air.
听着 我知道这小镇很无聊 Look, I know this town is boring
我也知道你们迫不及待想要离开 and I know you can't wait to get out.
不是这样的 It's not about that.
但是光靠想象无法改善事物 But you're not gonna make anything better by imaging things.
事情本就如此 It just is what it is.
要么整座小镇都疯了要么我们疯了 Look, either the entire town's going crazy or we are.
看 Look.
那是 Is that...?
迪伦 Dylan.
那是他的衣服 That's his tat.
但是怎么会有两个他 But how are there two of him?
那是我爸 It's my dad.
他的行为举止很奇怪 He's been acting really strange.
我不知道 这是 I don't know, it's...
几天前他还好好的 He was fine a few days ago,
但现在他好像 好像毫无知觉了 but now it's like, it's like there's no feeling in him.
好像他是特意表现得像我爸 It's-it's like he's-he's acting like my dad.
听着 我知道这听起来很疯狂 Look, I know that this sounds crazy,
但是感觉他变了个人 but it's like he's a different person.
你知道 他还是以前那张脸 You know, he has the same face,
声音也一样 但是 and-and-and-and the same voice, but
他 he's...
他的内心变了 He's not the same inside.
我疯了吗 Am I losing my mind?
没有 没有 No. No.
我们发现整座小镇都是这样 We've seen the same thing all over town.
是的 Yeah.
一大群人都变了 There's a bunch of people that are acting different.
你妈怎么样 How about your mom?
不知道 从今天早上起我就没见到她 I don't know. I mean I haven't seen her since this morning.
我们需要报警 We need to go to the police.
我们和约什谈过了 他似乎不太关心 We talked to Josh. He didn't seem too amused by it.
为什么 Why?
我们上传了网络视频后信誉不太好 Our credibility ain't so hot after we posted our web show.
没人相信我们 Nobody believes us.
行 那你们跟我来好吗 Okay, well will you guys come with me?
帮我找到我妈 找到乔伊 To help me find my mom and to get Joey
你们能拍下来 and-and you can record it,
有了你们相机 you know, with your cameras
我们能让人们相信我们 and then we can get people to believe us.
是啊 是啊 Yeah. Yeah.
是的 这是个好主意 Yeah, that's a really good idea.
行 站起来 我们要把你拍下来 All right, stand up. We're going to put this camera on you.
晚上好 Evening.
你好 弗里茨小姐 Hey, Mrs. Fritz.
美妙的夜晚 Nice night.
妈妈 Mom?
爸爸 Dad?
如果你们做我朋友我就给你看 If you'll be my friend I'll show you... Oh...
孩子都想看周围发生的一切 Children want to see everything that's goin' on.
因为我有很多要说的话 'Cause I got a lot to say.
嘿 敲门 敲门 Hey! Knock, knock.
谁在那儿 Who's there?
有人在家吗 听到了吗 Anybody home? Get it?
有人在家吗 敲门 敲门 Anybody home? Knock, knock.
-想听别的吗 -爸爸 - Want to hear another one? - Dad?
你在做什么 What are you doing?
一切都很好 凯拉 Everything's fine, Kayla.
凯拉 Um, uh, Kayla,
我急着想用一下洗手间 I need to use the restroom real quick.
是的 是的 用楼上的那个吧 Yeah. Yeah, use the one upstairs.
好的 太好了 Okay, great.
谢波德太太 Mrs. Shepard?
我妈妈向您问好 My mom says hi.
她很好 She's good.
扎克在哪里 Where's Zach?
哦 他可能只是 他很快就会下来的 Oh, he's probably just, he'll be down in a second.
谢波德太太 Mrs. Shepard?
乔伊 Joey.
爸爸让我感到害怕 Daddy's scaring me.
你上来这里做什么 What are you doing up here?
我以为妈妈在楼上这里 I thought Mommy was up here.
她 她得了肝病 She-she has this liver disease.
扎克 在哪里 Where's Zach?
我相信他马上就会下来的 I'm sure he'll be right back down.
他本该回到这里的了 He should be here.
嗯 我的意思是 Uh, I mean it's just like,
好像他才刚刚去的洗手间 he's just going to the bathroom right now.
这他得花 就再给他一点时间吧 It'll take him, just give him like a second.
然后他会回来的 And he'll be back.
他可能 He's probably...
-他在上厕所 -不是 - He's going to the bathroom. - It's not...
嘿 扎克 你掉进马桶了吗 Hey, Zach, did you fall in?
乔伊 去你的房间躲起来 Joey, go to your room and hide.
好的 Okay.
我要下楼去 I'm going downstairs.
扎克 Zach?
来了 Coming!
怎么这么久 扎克 What's taking so long, Zach?
等一下 Just a minute.
嗯 等一下 Uh, just a second!
扎克 Zach?
你为什么在这里 Why are you in here?
其实我选了 Um, I'm actually decided to use the,
我看到的第一个洗手间来上厕所 uh, first bathroom that I saw.
我们真的该走了 We really have to be going.
抱歉 Excuse me.
扎克 扎克 Zach Zach!
嘿 Hey.
我们必须继续走 We have to keep going.
发生了什么事 发生了什么事 What happened? What happened?
发生了什么事 What happened?
你不会想看到的 You don't want to see it.
你能看着我吗 拜托 Would you look at me, please?
你不会想看到的 You don't want to see it.
把你的手机给我 Give me your phone.
扎克 Zach?
哦 天啊 Oh, Jesus.
凯拉 我很抱歉 Kayla, I'm so sorry.
他们现在在杀人 They're killing people now.
天啊 Oh my, God.
哦 天哪 等等 乔伊在里面 Oh my, God, wait, Joey's in there.
我们必须去救乔伊 We have to go get Joey.
我们会的 我们会的 We will. We will.
怎么救 How?
格雷戈牧师和警长都跟他们一伙 Pastor Greg and the sheriff are in on this.
天啊 Jesus Christ.
你发誓这是真的吗 You swear that this is real?
因为如果你们在耍我的话 'Cause if you guys are punking me
这是真的 It's real.
上面真的什么都没有 There's absolutely nothing up there.
他一定是移走了她的尸体 He must have moved her body.
你看到了 你在录像里看到的 You saw it! You saw it on the video!
你为什么杀了她 Why did you kill her?
冷静 Calm down.
看 我确实需要你解释一下 Look, I do need an explanation
视频里的是什么 as to what is on that video.
有什么问题吗 警官 Is there a problem, officer?
?妈妈 Mom?
妈妈. Mom.
你 你不是我妈妈 You-you're not my mom.
我很抱歉 海伍德警官 I'm sorry, Deputy Haywood.
我们已经治疗凯拉的精神病一段时间了 We've been dealing with Kayla's mental illness for some time now.
这有一段录像为证 There was a video.
荒谬 False.
就像他们的表演 Just like their show.
我原本还指望 You know I would have expected
你能表现得更专业呢 约什 more professionalism from you, Josh.
抱歉打扰各位了 Sorry for the disturbance.
我们这就离开 We'll be on our way.
不 不 不 不 No! No, no, no.
来吧 乔伊 来吧 Come on, Joey. Come on.
不 No!
我想和凯拉一起走 I want to go with Kayla.
他想跟我走 He wants to come.
来吧 跟我们走 Come on. Just come with us.
他想要什么并不重要 It doesn't matter what he wants.
他是属于我的 He belongs to me.
你算什么 What are you?
回你的房间去 Go to your room.
想都别想 我哪儿也不去 There is no way in hell that I'm going anywhere.
我是你父亲 你必须照我说的做 I am your father. You have to do what I say!
你就这么让她走 You're just gonna let her go?
是的 我觉得那样最好 Yeah. You know, I think that is gonna be best.
是啊 你们都把我当傻子耍了 Yeah, you all played me for a fool
在那儿给我看吓人的小把戏 with that little freak show back there.
天啊 我是说 天啊 真的 Jesus Christ! I mean Jes, really,
我真该以虚假报警的罪名带你们俩回警局 I should take you both in for filing a false police report.
不 你不会的 No, you don't.
你连眼前发生了什么都不知道 You don't even see what's going on right in front of you.
我不知道吗 I don't？
你知道我看到了什么吗 You know what I see?
我看到你对那个女孩做了什么 I see what you're doing to that girl.
好吗 别做那种男生 Okay? Don't be those guys.
那告诉我里面发生的一切都正常 警官 Tell me that that all felt right in there, Deputy.
约什 警长怎么样 Josh, how's the sheriff?
你知道吗 扎克 You know what, Zach?
我没有时间跟你闹 I don't have time for this.
我们需要他 We need him.
伙计 事情远不是 Dude, this is way bigger than
这个小地方的警察局能管的 this podunk sheriff's department.
我们得去救乔伊 We need to get Joey.
对 Right.
我们先找到我们的父母 We get our parents,
然后我们来找乔伊 then we get Joey,
然后上传我们的视频到网上 and get our footage uploaded.
一旦人们看到这里发生的事 Once people see what's going on here,
他们就会派人来帮忙 they'll send people to help.
然后我们就离开这鬼地方 And we get the hell out of here.
我们会把他救出来的 We'll get him.
走吧 Come on.
我不明白 我想上传我的视频 I don't get it. I'm trying to upload my footage,
但还是没有信号 but there's still no service.
兰迪 你有信号吗 Randy, do you got anything?
不 No.
凯拉 你呢 Kayla, what about you?
我说 让我和兰迪进去就行 You know what? Just Randy and I should go in.
好吧 Fine.
我去看看能不能找到你妈妈 I'll see if I can find your mom.
谢谢 Thank you.
有谁在那个谷仓工作过吗 Does anyone ever work in that barn?
没有 No.
爸爸 Dad?
你们好啊 孩子们 Hello, boys.
妈妈在哪里 Where's mom?
我们应该 嗯 尽快离开这个小镇 We should, uh, get out of town pretty quick.
这里发生了一些很奇怪的事情 There's some weird stuff going on.
扎克 Zach.
你在说什么呢 What are you talking about?
哦 天哪 Oh, God.
妈妈在哪里 Where's Mom?
一切都很好 Everything's fine.
-你对妈妈做了什么 -这不是他 - What did you do to Mom? - It's not him.
快点 我们得走了 Come on, we need to go.
你们在做什么 What are you doing?
等等 不不不 不不不 不不不 Wait! No, no, no! No, no, no! No, no, no!
嘿 不 Hey! No!
那是什么 What was that?
哦 该死 Oh, shit!
一点不好笑 Not funny.
伙计 把灯打开 Dude, turn the light.
谁在那儿 Who's there?
?妈妈 Mom?
不 No!
兰迪 你没事吧 Randy, are you okay?
好像有什么东西咬了我 I think something bit me.
你没事吧 Are you okay?
哦 该死 Oh, shit!
它去哪儿了 Where'd it go?
兰迪 小心点 Randy, be careful.
扎克 Zach?
什么 你发现什么了 What? What is it?
这是什么鬼东西 What the hell?
哦 该死 Oh, shit!
?妈妈 Mom?
不 妈妈 妈妈 放开她 No. Mom! Mom! Get off her!
放开 Get off!
扎克 Zach,
那不是我 that wasn't me.
我不得不杀了她 I had to kill her.
扎克 Zach?
不 No!
快点 你们 我们得走了 Come on. You guys, we gotta go!
他们要回来了 快点 They're coming back. Come on!
我们走吧 Oh, let's go.
快点 快点 Come on, hurry!
看那个 Look at that.
发生了什么事 What happened?
我们得走了 We gotta go.
扎克 Zach,
我们得走了 好吗 We gotta go, okay?
我们怎么知道那是他 How do we know it's him?
我觉得我们并不知道 I mean we don't,
但是还有谁会在那里 but who else is there?
你怎么一本正经地看着我 兰迪 You got a shitty poker face, Randy.
你打算用那玩意做什么 What were you going to do with that?
进来吧 Come on.
我们知道我们没事 但是 So we know we're all right, but...
好的 All right.
哦 天啊 Oh, Jesus.
哦 我的天啊 Oh, my God.
是啊 Yeah.
那东西咬了我 但我一直留心注意 So one of those things bit me, but I kept my eyes open.
不过我们需要带上它走 We are going to need to take it with us though.
什么 为什么 What? Why?
哦 你还在拍着视频 对吧 Oh, you're still filming, right?
是的 Yeah.
所以我们把那东西和视频交给联邦调查局 So we take that thing and the footage to the FBI.
那才会让他们有所行动 That'll get them to move their asses.
对 Yes.
不过 我很抱歉 I'm sorry though.
我应该相信你们的 I should have believed you guys.
他们到底是什么 What in the hell are they?
我不知道 I don't know.
你们觉得他们可能是外星人吗 Do you guys think they might be aliens?
我们只知道 Here's what we do know.
他们先咬你 First they bite you.
然后他们变成你 Then they turn into you.
但不是立刻就变 But not right away.
它更像是一个复制 It's more like a copy.
而且它们像动物一样 And they act like an animal.
然后他们 他们 And then they, they...
也许他们咬你是为得到你的DNA Well, maybe they bite you to get your DNA
然后再克隆你 and then they clone you.
但是克隆人 You know, but the clone,
没有任何初始记忆 it doesn't have any of the original memories
以此它必须去 例如 so, it has to...like
找到你然后提取你的记忆 find you and just-and just take them.
外面有人 There's someone out there.
什么 什么意思 What? What do you mean?
该死 Oh, shit!
该死 Shit!
天呐 Oh, my God.
趴下 趴下 Hey, get down, get down!
那他妈到底是什么 What the hell was that?
你应该请求支援 You should call for backup.
我们离开这里吧 Let's just get out of here.
兰迪 Randy!
兰迪 他是来找你的 Randy, he's here for you!
快走 快走 快 快 快 Move away! Move away! Go, go, go!
去哪儿 去哪儿 去哪儿 Where? Where? Where?
他们来了 They're here!
约什 约什 Josh? Josh?
该死 Shit.
兰迪 离那扇窗户远点 Randy, stay away from that window.
该死 Shit.
太多了 There's too many!
他们正在包围我们 They're surrounding us.
该死 Oh, shit!
抓稳了 Hang on!
他们要把我们翻过来 They're gonna flip us!
坚持住 Hang on!
快走 Go!
天啊 Oh my, God.
扎克 Zach!
不 不要 No! No!
不要 约什 约什 不 Don't, Josh! Josh, no!
兰迪 Randy.
不 兰迪 No, Randy!
在这个星球上的所有城镇中 Of all the towns on this planet,
你们选择入侵这个鬼地方 you guys chose this shithole to take over?
天哪 你们真是一群白痴 God, you're a bunch of idiots!
但你们知道吗 But you know what?
你们可以拥有它 You can have it.
快过来 贱人 这里 Move here bitch! Over here!
就在你们能碰到的地方 Just the place you got
操他妈的 Fuck this!
来呀 到这边来 Come on, this way!
扎克 我们得走了 快点 Zach, Zach, we gotta go. We gotta go. Come on.
我没事 I'm okay.
他们依然在屏蔽外面的信号 They're still blocking the signal out here.
我妈妈的店里有一辆送货车 There's a delivery van at my mom's shop.
我们可以去取车 You know, we could go get it
找到乔伊 然后离开这里 and get-and get Joey and just get out of here.
在斯普林菲尔德 有服务信号 And in Springfield, we will have service.
我们能在那里上传我们的视频 We can just upload our video there.
好 Yeah.
停下 凯拉 Hold, Kayla.
格雷格牧师在那儿 Pastor Greg is there
钥匙在花盆下面 The key's under the flower pot.
进去后钥匙在收银机下面 And then inside, it's under the cash register.
好的 Okay.
去吧 Go ahead.
乔伊 Joey.
不 不要 No, no, no. no.
我只是想回家 I just want to go home.
没关系 泰勒 It's okay, Tyler.
你只是会觉得一点点疼 You're just gonna feel a little pinch.
是吧 不算太坏 See? Now that wasn't so bad.
现在我更爱你了 And now I'll love you even more.
住手 求求你 别这样 Stop! Please, don't do it!
我不想这样 I don't-I don't want it!
乔伊 快跑 离开这里 Joey, run! Joey, Joey! Get out of here,
乔伊 快跑 去小木屋 Joey! Joey, run! Go to the cabin!
快走 就这样 快走 Go! Yeah, go!
乔伊 离开这 快跑 Joey, go! Run! Joey, go!
上车 快点 Get in! Come on!
加油 快 快 Come on! Go, go!
乔伊 Joey...
乔伊逃走了 Joey got away.
那太好了 That's great.
我叫他去小木屋 I told him to go to the cabin.
他逃走了 But he got away.
我们去找到他然后离开这里 好吗 Let's go get him and get the hell out of here, okay?
天呐 你被咬了 Oh God, you got bit.
当我被替换的时候 When I get replaced
它会拥有我的感觉吗 is it going to have my feelings?
它会拥有我的记忆吗 Is it going to have my memories?
我还会记得你吗 Will I remember you?
别这样想 凯拉 Don't think like that, Kayla.
因为我们会成功的 Because we are gonna make it.
是 但它会找到我 Yeah, but it'll find me.
它找到过兰迪 It found Randy.
我们会成功的 We are going to make it.
我们会得到帮助的 We're gonna get help.
我们把所有事情都记录在了手机上 We have everything recorded on our phones.
我们能向他们展示这里发生了什么 We can show them what happened here.
我们会阻止它的 We're gonna stop it.
扎克 快点 我们得抓住它 Zach, come on, we gotta get it! Come on!
凯拉 Kayla!
它不见了 Come on, it's gone.
不 扎克 你被咬了 No, it's-Zach, you were bitten,
我们不得不 如果我们不能 we have to-if we can't...
我们去小木屋吧 找到乔伊 Let's-let's go to the cabin. Get Joey.
蹲下 见鬼 Get down! Shit.
继续走啊 Keep going.
我们得走了 走这边 We have to go. This way.
蹲下 Get down!
天呐 Oh, my God.
我们做不到的 We're not gonna make it out.
扎克 我们得去找乔伊 Zach, we have to go get Joey.
我们不能 We can't.
我很抱歉 I'm sorry.
凯拉 假如情况蔓延 But Kayla, if this spreads
将不会再有任何人让我们寻求帮助了 there won't be anyone else for us to call for help.
但我们能去有线电视公司 But we can make it to the cable company.
假如我们能到那里 If we can get there,
我们能把我们的视频直接上传到 we can upload our video straight into
互联网的骨干网 传到全世界 the backbone of the internet to the entire world.
他们阻止不了 They can't block that.
所以我们得把信息发出去 So we get the message out.
是的 Yeah.
来吧 我们走 Come on. Let's go.
快点 Come on.
蹲这儿 蹲这儿 快点 Down here, down here. Come on.
你好 扎克 Hello, Zach.
兰迪 Randy.
我想我或许能在这里找到你 I thought I might find you here.
过去我们常在这里钓鱼 We used to go fishing here.
你还记得吗 Do you remember?
是的 我记得 Yeah. I remember.
我们从未抓到过鱼 We never caught anything.
为什么我们还要这样做呢 Why did we do it?
因为抓住什么永远不是重点 'Cause catching something was never the point.
正确 Right.
凯拉在哪里 Where's Kayla?
我们走散了 We lost each other.
好吧 Right.
凯拉从来不像你我那样真正了解丛林 Kayla never did know the woods like you and I.
不是吗 Did she?
我们一起去找她吧 We'll find her together.
就像过去一样 Just like old times.
就像过去一样 Yeah. Just like old times.
我们曾一起经历 不是吗 We went through it all together, didn't we?
我不知道没有你我还能做什么 I don't know what I would have done without you.
扎克 看着我 Zach, Zach, Zach, look at me, look at me.
扎克 看着我 我们得走了 Zach, look at me. We got to go.
我们得走了 来吧 We got to go. Okay? We gotta go. Come on.
来吧 快点 Come on. Come on.
就在那里 Right there.
我们可以去那扇门 We can make it to that door.
准备好了吗 Are you ready?
-行动吧 -行 - Let's do it. - Okay.
走这边 This way.
我们能就在这些办公室中的一间上传吗 Can we just upload from one of these offices?
不 我们需要找到主电缆终端 No, we need to find the main trunk terminal.
在前面 就在那里 It's in the front, right there.
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就在这里 Right here.
我们得走了 Hey. Hey. Hey, we gotta go.
我们得走了 扎克 我们得走了 We gotta go. Zach, we gotta go.
好 走吧 Okay, go.
快点 快点 加油 Come on, come on, come on.
加油 Come on.
那里 快点 加油 There, come on. Come on.
服务器场 . .
-从你的手机里导出视频 -好的 - Bring up the footage from your phone. -Okay, yeah.
-把视频上传终端 -好的 - Upload the footage onto the terminal. - Okay.
发到哪里 油管 脸书还是V站 Okay, where? YouTube? Facebook? Vimeo?
Vimeo:国外的一个视频网站 发到哪里 油管 脸书还是V站 Okay, where? YouTube? Facebook? Vimeo?
Vimeo:国外的一个视频网站 所有地方 Everywhere.
好的 Okay.
视频上传中 . .
拜托 快点 Come on. Come on.
完成了 That's it.
CO2灭火器开关 . .
警告 二氧化碳灭火系统 警报响起时 立即撤离该区域 . .
怎么了 怎么了 What? What? What?
在屏幕上播放你说话的视频 Get footage of you talking on screen.
好 Okay.
嘿 扎克 Hey, Zach.
好了 Got it.
你相信我吗 Do you trust me?
是的 Yeah.
深吸一口气 好吗 Take a deep breath, okay?
那种晚上夜不闭户的地方 The kind of place where people don't even lock their doors at night.
我是兰迪·福斯特 I'm Randy Foster.
我是扎克·亨德森 And I'm Zach Henderson.
待会儿见 I know. See you later.
我们想要做的是 ...what we're trying to do:
向马尔顿的人民展示他们真正的样子 show the people of Multon the way they really are.
我是谁 对 好的 Ah, who I am. Right. Okay.
好了 Here we go.
我是谁 Who am I?
乔伊 Joey.
凯拉 Kayla!
天呐 Oh, God.
什么 What?
怎么了 What?
那不可能 That... That's not possible.
他们遍布各处 They're everywhere.
我们不是第一个城镇 We weren't the first town.
我们是最后一个 We were the last.
格雷格牧师 Pastor Greg?
孩子们 有什么需要帮助的吗 Can I help you, boys?
无人观看 . .
1人观看 你们还在哪儿吗 . .
2人观看 你们还在哪儿吗 布拉格已经沦陷了 向东走吧 . .
3人观看 你们还在哪儿吗 布拉格已经沦陷了 向东走吧 我们三个在南京 . .
4人观看 你们还在哪儿吗 布拉格已经沦陷了 向东走吧 我们三个在南京 我们五个在波士顿 . .
你们还在哪儿吗 . .