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那么，你怎么看？ Well, what do you think?
日了狗了 Jesus Christ.
我都说了这些电影真他妈烂 I fuckin' told you these movies would be shit
纯种烂片，文艺点说就是“臭不可闻” and they are pure shit,literally, they stink.
我来告诉你为什么你坚持给我看这些烂片 I can tell you why you insisted to show me this trash
你个二逼青年 you vain dumb-ass.
把你那二逼小胡子刮了吧 Shave off your stupid brush
你看起来像纯种傻逼 and you'll look precisely like this retarded pervert.
卧槽！ Ouch!
你妈的剪完没？ Are we fuckin' done?
我倒挺喜欢这种恐怖烂片的，豆瓣上有很多短评 I kinda like these movies.Everyone's talking about them.
看来老大不喜欢这些比您本人更疯狂的故事 Bill doesn't like when things are more insane than he is.
听好了，大胸妹！ Watch it, tits!
我想艹谁就艹谁，不过就算你给我吹箫 Having the privilege to fuck,suck me dry
我依然不允许一个娘们 still doesn't give a woman..
冲我指手画脚 The right to an opinion.
老大，对不起，我只是开个玩笑.... Sir, I'm sorry,it was just a joke...
嘘，闭上你的骚嘴 Shh, shut your pussy mouth
去给劳资回邮件去 and go answer my fuckin' mail.
你在笑毛线？ Why do you look so damn pleased?
老大，我想我找到了 Well, sir, I think I've found
解决问题之道 the solution to all our problems.
- 说话 - What? - 老大，四区发生六号紧急情况 - Mr. Boss, we've got a code 6 in block 4.
又来...干你娘！ Not again. Dammit!
老大，我们这里 Sir, our prison relatively has
狱卒流动率最高 the highest personnel turnover,
囚犯犯罪率最高，司法与医疗成本最高 violence rates,legal and medical costs
是美国矫正机构中最垃圾的一所监狱 than any other institution in the US correctional system.
咱们急需改革 Things will have to change fast
不然休斯州长会炒了咱们 or Governor Hughes will replace us.
炒我鱿鱼？除非我死 Uh-huh? Over my dead body.
瞧瞧，这不是比利老大么 Get a load of Billy Boss.
咋地，你以为你是典狱长就很牛逼？ What, you think you're a fucking lone ranger?
老子是力王樊少皇！傻逼！ I'm no ke-mo fucking sah-bee, bitch
容我说两句，老大？ Please, sir?
我想我找到解决之道了 I think I have the solution.
给老大开门 Doors, for the boss.
干雷老谋，纳粹 Scheiss, Nazi.
我要鸡奸你 I'm gonna rape you..
插爆你的菊花 To fucking death..
吓到了吧？ And it scares you.
我看出来了 I can see it..
你妈逼 You motherfucker.
他是几号？ What's his number
297号，老大 Prisoner 297, sir.
记下来 Make a note.
我一会再来修理这欠操的玩意 I'll treat this walking skin cancer later on.
不要动！ Stop moving!
医生就快到了 Medic's coming.
哪个混蛋干的？ Which cocksucker did this?
按住他的胳膊，玛德 Hold his arm down, goddammit.
178号，老大 178, sir.
顺便说一声，医生，我要做个身体检查 By the way, doc,I need my physical check up.
一小时后在你办公室见 See you in an hour,at your office.
老大？ Sir?
听到我说的话了吗？ Did you hear me?
是，老大！ Yes, sir!
草泥马！ Fuck you!
瞧 Look.
“干到死”会是你的下场！ Death-rape will be your destiny!
这黑鬼用哪条胳膊打飞机的？ What's the ape nigger's masturbation arm?
右手，老大 Uh, he's right handed, sir.
玛德！ God!
把他翻过去，肚子朝下 Turn him around, belly down.
还想再来吗？ You want more?
不来了，老大，不来了 Please, sir, no more.
考虑考虑医疗开支吧 Think of the medical expenses.
你... You..
等你的小胳膊腿好了以后 When your little monkey bones are healed..
我再来继续修理修理 I'll come by for a follow up.
哦，你.. Oh, you..
我一定要杀了你，走着瞧！ I'm gonna kill you, you wait!
你们都想干死我吗？ You wanna rape me to death?
干死你！干死你！干死你！ Death trap, death trap,death trap!
来啊！魂淡们！ Come on, motherfuckers!
都跪下！ On your knees!
我需要尊敬！ I want respect!
我应受尊敬！ I deserve respect!
尊敬！ Respect!
尊敬！！ Respect!
尊敬！！！ Respect!
哦，上帝 Oh, God.
喔！ Ow!
160到120 160 to 120.
嘿嘿！ Heh!
好酒啊 Sweet bleeding Jesus.
这是小人的计划书。。。 This is my plan...
书你麻痹，滚去睡！ Shut the fuck up.
我要休息休息 I need to relax for a few minutes!
您现在一团糟还想休息？！ How can you relax with such problems at hand?
我相信。。。 I... I believe...
我相信！ I believe..
重新建立中世纪的酷刑大法 In bringing back medieval torture methods.
绞刑台，西班牙长靴椅 Reverse hanging, Spanish boots,
还有最赞的拷问架！ and the good old rack!
数据显示您说的这些系统 Statistics show that the system
如今已不能正常运作了 as it is now just doesn't function.
酷刑... Poisonous Spiders..
专为有酷刑恐惧症的囚犯准备 For prisoners with arachnophobia.
那时候对穆斯林和犹太人 Massive force feeding
强迫他们大量食用 with raw slaughterhouse waste of pork
屠宰场绞烂的猪肉 for Muslims and Jews.
让他们万劫不复 Beat them crippled
念再多《古兰经》和《圣经》都没用 with their Torahs,Korans or Bibles.
每年在体制问题上花费超过50个亿 More than $50 Billion a year are spent on corrections.
眼下全国范围内有最少十分之四的罪犯 Yet more than 4 in 10 offenders nationwide
释放三年后再度锒铛入狱 return to prison within three years of their release.
以眼还眼 Eyes for eyes.
呃！ Ugh!
以牙还牙，100次！ Teeth for teeth, times 100!
监狱应该有十足的威慑力 A prison should be a real deterrent
而不是他娘的护士工作站 not a goddamn nursing home.
我同意！ I agree!
但是中世纪酷刑不是解决之道 But medieval torture ain't gonna be the answer.
但其他的可以 Something else will.
这就是为什么... That's why...
老大... Mr. Boss..
奴婢有样特别的礼物送给您 I have a special delivery for you.
别烦我，大胸，滚蛋！ Don't bother me, tits.Goddammit!
我想静静！ I have to think!
抱歉，老大 Sorry, sir.
不，等等 No, wait.
呈上来 Give it to me.
你的臀波乳浪告诉了我它的重要性 Your rolling ass cheeks tell me what it must be.
顺便一提，午饭前我要喷射几发 By the way I need my ball sack emptied before lunch.
日你妈 Holy shit.
这什么玩意儿？ What is that?
非洲的部落酋长 Tribe leaders in Africa
咀嚼它以获得神力 chew them for unbelievable strength.
我明白，但这到底是什么？ Yeah, but what exactly is it?
-晒干的阴蒂 -Dried clitorises. -卧槽？ -What?
是他妈的阴！蒂！ Clit-o-ris-es!
说话？ What?
-我们来了 -We are comin'. -啥？ -What?
我们来你的办公室了，魂淡 We are comin' to your office, bitch.
你谁啊？ Who's this?
噢，你不知道我是谁？ Oh, you don't know who I am?
我就是那个来操烂你菊花的 It's your death squad comingto rape you to pieces,
你这只白皮猪 you fucking white trash!
立刻给劳资叫警卫！ Give me a guard on the line this instant!
咋地了？ Somethin' wrong?
他们来了 They are coming.
谁啊？ Who's comin'?
八号紧急情况 It's a code 8.
粗了什么事？ What's going on?
-滚蛋！ -Fuck off! -嘿 -Hey!
现在...彻底完蛋了！ This time... it is real, jerk!
彻底完蛋！ Really real!
哦不，又来了 Oh, no. Not again.
什么事，先生？ Yes, sir?
到底怎么了？ What's goin' on?
抱歉，总管大人 Sorry, Mr. Butler,
346号用了他每月一次的家庭电话机会 346 must have used his once a month family phone call
打给了老大 to call Mr. Boss.
下次一定杜绝 Won't happen again.
一场虚惊 False alarm!
干嘛不让我进来？什么情况？ Why didn't you let me in?What's going on?
妈比的我真的火大了 This goddamn heat is drivin' me insane.
老大，逗穷大夫说让您过去检查身体 Sir, Doctor Jones called about your physical...
不管是谁干的... Whoever did this is..
操！！！！！ Fucked!
您心脏跳的很快 Well, your heart is racing.
您是不是处于强大的压力之下？ Have you been undera lot of stress?
压力来自于女上位 Stress is for pussies.
我还听到了心脏杂音 I also hear a heart murmur.
听着，我他妈花钱请你不是听坏消息的 Listen, I'm not fuckin' paying you to give me bad news.
我想验验您的血再做个心电图 I would like to draw some blood and do an EKG as well.
我要的是好消息... I demand some fuckin' good news..
不然让你屁股开花 Or your ass will be fired.
我身体没问题吧？ There's nothin'wrong with me, right?
您身体倍儿棒，老大 You're in perfect health, sir.
很好 Great.
我早就知道 I knew it.
滚回去工作！ Back to work!
卧槽，卧槽！ Fuck! Fuck!
比利老大，欢迎加入狂欢！ Billy Boss, good that you joined the party!
死到临头后悔吗，打电话的小印第安杂种？ Are there any regrets,you little phone-action Tonto?
你要是有头发劳资非剥了你的头皮 I would scalp you if you had any fuckin' hair.
操 Fuck..
操你老母 Fucker..
这是什么？ What is this?
是水，老大 Water, sir.
我说的是开！！！！水！！ I said boiling water..
傻逼！ Fuck face!
是啊！再带点茶包来，劳资要西湖龙井的！ Yeah, get some teabags with that too, Earl Grey.
求您了，老大，想想已经超额的医药费 Please, sir, just think of the outrageous medical costs.
这是我们的本职工作 It's our jobs on the line here.
老大，休斯州长20分钟内到 Sir, Governor Hughes will be arriving in 20 minutes.
神马？ What?
今天？ Today?
我以为那二货要周四才来 I thought that lobby whore would come in on Thursday?
抱歉..日程安排是今天 Uh, sorry, it's... it's in the agenda for today.
卧槽！ Shit!
尽量勾引他摸你的屁股 Try to make him touch your ass
这样我们就能告他性骚扰了！ so we can sue his ass for sexual harassment!
得令，老大 I will, sir.
今晚的死刑您来吗？ Will you be attending the execution tonight?
你他妈知道的 You fuckin' know..
劳资从来不去看那种 I never go to these
安乐死处刑 wellness executions by injections.
德怀特修女只参加感觉不错的刑罚 Sister Dwight will attend the feel-good penalty.
放开我！ Get me out of here!
闭嘴！！ Shut up!
你这黑逼！ You, timber nigger!
关塔那摩玩法，超大号 Guantanamo Style XXL.
草泥马，该死的纳粹！ Fuck you, you Nazi!
这招叫“开水冲浪” Boiling water boarding..
比利老大的作品 By Bill Boss!
以眼还眼 Eyes for eyes!
以牙还牙 Teeth for teeth.
搞定！ Yeah!
来100次！ Times 100!
你丧失人性，姓威的 You lost your soul,William Boss.
哦，抱歉，先生 Oh, excuse me, sir.
呃，我是 Um, I'm...
州长，请您赏脸抽一根 May I offer you a
上等的多米尼加雪茄 top of the line Dominican cigar, governor?
嗯，我只抽古巴雪茄 Hmm, I only smoke Cuban cigars
那是世界顶尖的 the world's best.
您可是 You are..
土生土长的美国人呐 A native-born citizen
伟大的美利坚合众国 of the glorious United States of America.
地球上最吊的国家 The greatest nation on earth.
抽古巴赤贼的雪茄？ And you are not ashamed to smoke
您不觉得愧对祖国吗？ communistic cigars from Cuba?
我虽然只是个施魏因富特德裔美国人 I'm only a German American from Schweinfurt.
但是我深深... But I feel..
为您感到羞愧，先生！ Deeply ashamed for you, sir!
我抱歉 I apologize.
气温...热得我快发疯了 The heat... is driving me crazy.
没错儿，气温 Right, the heat.
我猜其实是你这里的数据太烂了 I guess it's your...depressing statistics.
数据是巴特勒先生的职责范围 Statistics are Mr. Butler's department.
我..我..我知道数据不是特别好 I... I... I know things aren't going so well.
呃，我们在无效率地浪费金钱 Um, we are running costs inefficiently.
大实话！ That's true!
我恐怕...不得不炒了可怜的巴特勒先生 I'm afraid... I have to fire poor Mr. Butler.
可怜的巴特勒先生，你的会计师...也一筹莫展 Poor Mr. Butler. Your accountant...has nothing to do with it.
以暴制暴不是当领导的好方式 Answering violence with violence is not the way of a real leader.
你并不是当“老大”的料 You Bill are no Boss.
但是你却实现了一件壮举.. You have managed one thing however..
那就是阻碍了我的选举 To damage me in an election year.
我两周后会再来 I'll return in two weeks.
等我回来以后，我想要看到改变 When I return, I want changes.
如果还是老样子 And if I don't get them..
我就炒了你 I will replace you..
还有你的会计师，可懂？ And your accountant,understood?
秒懂，先生，必须的 Very well, sir.Sure thing.
放心吧，先生！ No problem, sir!
草！草！ Fuck! Fuck!
草泥马！ Fuck you!
草泥马币！ Fuck yourself!
二货！赤贼！傻缺！ You imbecile,communist, zombie cunt.
没人敢这么侮辱我 Nobody insults me like that.
我要塞满你下垂的菊花 I'll stuff your baggy homosexual shithole
用你那垃圾古巴雪茄插爆你的嗓子眼！ with Cuban Cigars up to your throat!
不准惹毛比利老大！ Don't mess with Bill Boss!
我已经竭尽全力，我对天发誓！ I... I did everything I could, I swear to God!
求您了，老大，能听听我的建议吗？ Please, Boss, will you just listen to my idea?
都给劳资闭嘴！ Shut the fuck up!
操你妈的娘炮领导理论 Fuck the sissy psychological
都他妈是扯淡！ leadership bullshit!
我的领导能力 My leadership balls
就像原子弹！ are atom bombs!
威力惊人！ A 100 megatons each!
我分分钟让他学会做人 I'll teach him leadership!
我会像多年来一样为所欲为！ I'll do what I wanted to do since ages!
阉割了他们所有人！ Castrate them all!
不！没用的！ No, it won't work
即使是永久阉割！ besides it's permanent!
把那些蟑螂们带到院子里去！ Send the cockroaches to the yard!
但是外面48度高温啊！ But it's 120 degrees outside
太不人道了！ that's irresponsible!
很好 Great.
烤死那帮死猪猡！ Let the pork roast!
早上好，死猪们！ Good morning pigs!
闻到你们的酸臭味我很高兴 Good to smellyour acid stink again.
一座监狱就像一个养猪场 A prison is like a swine farm
我就是你们的全能神 and I'm your Almighty Lord
也是饲养员 and swineherd.
我爷爷在德国有一间大养猪场 My grandfather owned a big one in Germany
他阉割了几千头猪 He castrated thousands of pigs.
为什么？ Why?
因为它们睾丸素太多了 Because they havetoo much testosterone.
而睾丸素就造成了大量的暴力行径 That's what makes 'em so aggressive.
你们可能会想我为什么告诉你们 You might wonder,why I'm telling you
这个感人的小故事 this touching little story.
你们这群基佬其中的一个幸运儿 One of you lucky cock-suckers
将会享受第一个体验的权利 will have the privilege to experience first as a prototype
变成娘娘腔太监的权利 the transformation into a sissy eunuch.
阉割会让你们所有人 Castration will return
重归社会 all of you back into society
成为甜蜜、平和、温顺的娘娘腔太监 as sweet, harmless, submissive pussy schnitzels.
而幸运儿是.. And the winner is..
我们令人敬畏的黄蜂纹身男！ Our awesome tattoo wasp!
297号娘娘腔！恭喜你！ Sister prisoner 297! Congrats!
带他去特殊房间 Take him to the special cell.
享受你的太阳浴！ Enjoy your sunbath!
安拉保佑！真主至大！ Allahu Akbar!Allahu Akbar!
嘿，狱长，我喜欢我光头，我自认为它很性感 Hey, warden, I like my men bald. I think it's sexy.
你怎么不过来跪舔我的屌？ Why don't you come over here and suck my dick.
不要担心！ No worries!
小时候.. As a child..
我看过几百次 I've seen it a hundred times
相信我 trust me.
把他转过去.. Turn him around..
面对着墙！ Facing the wall!
哦，不要，求您了 Oh, no. Please.
不要！ Don't!
啊！你这婊子！ Ah! You bitch!
把这小蛋蛋带到后厨去！ Bring these little fuckers to the cook!
炸四分熟 I want 'em medium rare
留做午餐！ for lunch!
给他缝上！ Have him stitched up!
爽！ Yeah!
爽，爽！ Yeah, yeah!
呃，对不起，老大 Uh, I'm sorry, sir.
德怀特在这，奴婢有点不自然 I... I can't do it with Dwight in the room.
给劳资继续吹箫！ Go ahead for Christ's sake!
德怀特是我的宠物 Dwight is my pet.
爽啊！哦！ Good. Oh.
对！好啊！ Yeah. Yeah.
快点，吞下去！ Come on. Swallow it!
我不能让你那傻逼老爹 I didn't get your asshole of father
随随便便就出狱吧！ out of prison for nothin'!
吞下去，骚货，快吞精！ Swallow it, bitch! Swallow up!
妈个比！ God damn it!
老大，我能尝一颗糖果漱口吗？ Sir, could I please have a candy for the taste?
-随你的便！ -Help yourself! -不要！黛西！别！ -Don't Daisy, don't.
闭嘴！ Shut up!
卧槽，好咸 Gross, this is salty.
回去工作，小母狗 Back to work, office slut.
我的午饭在哪？我他妈的饿死了 Where is my lunch?I'm fuckin' hungry.
请用膳，老大 Here is your lunch, Mr. Boss.
美味佳肴！ Energy Food!
老爸，我保证一切安好 Daddy, I promise you nothing's wrong.
不，我只是太忙了 No. I've just been so busy.
我..没有和他讨论具体时间 I... I did talk to him about the hours.
他说会好起来的 He said that it's gonna get better.
瞧.. Look..
我们上报了，还是正面形象 We are positively in the papers.
“克雷格·辛纳在乔治·H·W·布什 "Craig Sinner executed in George H. W. Bush
州立监狱于凌晨1点执行死刑” state prison at 1:00 A.M."
你昨晚去看了吗？ Did you get off last night?
嗯，他临死前呼唤撒旦 Well, he called for Satan before he died!
让那蟑螂入睡 Putting the cockroach
轻柔地用一根娘娘腔的针头 gently to sleep with a sissy needle.
是这样吗？ Is that the way
就这样杀的吗？ he killed the kid?
不！ No!
阉割和折磨 Torture castration will be
才是最终的解决方案 the final solution.
不，不是！ No, it won't!
这两个垃圾怎么会在我的桌子上？ Why is this shit on my desk?
求您，求您，求您，比尔 Please, please, please, Bill
您能听听我的意见吗？ will you just listen to my idea?
等我吃完营养餐再说！ Not when I'm eating my health food!
说话？ What?
老大，297号犯人快醒了 Sir, prisoner 297 is about to wake up.
下面就是见证奇迹的时刻 The moment of truth.
你这白皮猪！ You white fuck!
深红色，好炫丽！ Crimson red, thoroughbred.
我本来就是有色皮肤，你这白皮猪 I'm still a red man,you fucker. You white fuck.
如果我能自由下地，我非戳爆你的眼 When I'm walking free,I'm gonna stab in your eyes.
下面就是履行诺言的时刻！ Time for the follow up as I promised!
他还是有点虚弱 Well, he's still a bit weak from the incident
但是我们给了他许多吗啡来消除痛苦 but we have given him some morphine to manage the pain.
我亲自阉割的他 I personally castrated him.
是的，我们都知道 Yes, we all are aware.
明天 And tomorrow
我们要展开一场大型的阉割 we'll start a fuckin' mass castration
阉了他们所有人！ doing them all!
谢谢，医生，谢谢您的善后 Thanks, doc,for fixing everything.
我欠老大的人情 I owe Mr. Boss big time.
这是唯一允许我工作的医院 This is the only hospital that will let me work
因为我没有执照 without my license.
你最好记住这点 You better believe it!
我很高兴你知道感恩 Glad you appreciate it.
嗨，哥们 Hey, man.
感觉咋样？ How do you feel?
感觉温顺，甚至感激 Feel submissive.Even thankful, I bet.
你割了我的蛋蛋，没关系 You took them, that's okay.
我用不着 I don't need them.
等我松绑了 When I get loose
我要找一些倒钩绳索 I'm gonna find some barb wire
狠狠地绑住你操你的屁眼 and I'm gonna fuck you in the ass with it.
之后，我要挖出你的德国纳粹爹妈 And then I'm gonna dig up your German Nazi parents
把他们奸尸 and I'm gonna fucking rape them too.
草死你们全家，狗娘养的！ Sieg heil, motherfucker!
我都说了并没有什么卵用 Yeah, I told you it wouldn't work.
闭上你的臭嘴！ Shut your filthy mouth!
没有心跳了 I'm not getting a heartbeat.
快救活他，快点，快点！ Resuscitate him.Quickly! Hurry up!
我需要紧急治疗装备！ I need a crash cart over here!
好了，充电 Alright, it's charging.
好，好了吗？ Alright, everybody, clear?
电击 Shocking now.
好了，电击 Alright, charging.
电击！ Shocking now!
我会把这家伙再杀一次！ I'll kill this creature twice!
我受不了这温度了！ I do not accept this heat!
我想让你看这两部电影 I want you to watch these.
噢，我看过了，我给7分以上吧 Oh, I've seen those.They're really good.
你去哪了？ Where have you been?
我要杀光所有烂吊 I'm gonna shoot all the malignant cock sockets.
之后是你 Then you.
最后是我 And then myself.
这他娘的垃圾人生 What's the goddamn point of living
阉割这么油菜的招数都没用 when even the castration program doesn't work..
我就等着被炒吗？ And I get fired?
你是当真的吗？ Seriously?
这也是我的工作，我的人生！ It's also my job,and my life on the line!
好大的胆子，你个怪胎 How dare you,ugly piece of mutant shit
怎么敢这样跟我说话？ talking to me like that?
我已经试图和你说这件事很久了 I have been trying to tell you for days now.
我有解决所有问题的方法！ I have the answer to all our problems!
我们可以把所有犯人制作成人体蜈蚣 We've got to make a human centipede of our prisoners.
把菊花对嘴缝合起来，公用一个消化系统 Sewn ass to mouth sharing one digestive system.
这样不再有斗殴，不再有袭警，不再有不尊敬 No more prison fights, no more assaults on guards, no more disrespect.
他们会逐个跪着 They will literally be on their knees
请求您的怜悯，这才是终极的威慑 begging for your mercy and it's the ultimate deterrent
是他们犯罪生涯中遇到的终极威慑 for those considering a career in crime.
壮观伟大！ It's brilliant!
不再需要和这些垃圾吵嘴 We don't gotta to deal with their shit no more.
他们自然会协调合作 They just gotta deal with each other's.
啥？ What?
那个垃圾B级片？ That B movie shit?
扯你个鸟淡！ Impossible!
不！很靠谱 No! It is possible.
这就是为啥我让黛西安排我和汤姆·希克斯会面 That's why I let Daisy make an appointment with Mr. Tom Six
他是那两部电影的导演 creator of these films.
他说了，医学准确度可达100% He claims that it's 100% medically accurate!
这傻逼导演就是个傻吊 The man is still in his potty stage.
一个初出江湖迷恋变态的傻吊 A poop infatuated toddler.
你马上给他打电话 You call him now
告诉他我不想和一个傻吊导演说话 and tell him I don't speak with a stupid filmmaker
更不想讨论他的变态癖好！ about his poop fetish!
好吧！那我们就等着被解雇吧！ Fine then, we'll get fired!
你... You..
现在！！ Are fired!
就被解雇了！！ Right now!
你懂的，比老大，我一直很尊敬您 You know, Bill Boss,I used to look up to you.
我一直对您顶礼膜拜 I used to idol-worship you.
我为您工作了10年 I worked 10 years for you
我留了那么一撮胡子来模仿您 and I grew this stupid mustache to look like you.
但直到现在我才看清你 But I know what you are.
你是一个卑鄙无耻的虐待狂 You are a sadistic,vile, asshole.
滚你妈逼 Get out of my face.
你这变态侏儒！ You malignant midget!
我他娘的拯救了你垃圾的人生！ I just saved your fuckin' life!
我恨！！ I hate..
人类！！！ Human beings!
胆小如鼠的黑鬼们 Black, chicken slave niggers..
老妈被拳交，孩子被强奸的墨西哥猴子们 Mother fisting, baby raping Mexican lowlifes.
老妈是婊子，傻逼弱智 Me cago en la madreque te pario.
割了包皮的丑陋的 Circumcised, ugly
犹太垃圾们 Jewish goat fuckers.
阴毛带刺的伊斯兰穆斯林猪们 Pubic hair bearded Islamic halal pigs.
被耶稣干屁眼的白皮魂淡们 Jesus fuckin'bleached assholes.
阳痿的黄种 Impotent, yellow faced,
小眼丑逼们！ narrow eyed coons!
警卫？ Guards?
德怀特！ Dwight!
你们是怎么... How you all..
跑出牢房的？ Got out of your cells?
回到牢房去，快点！ Go back to your cells,immediately.
我只是服从命令 I only follow orders.
我只是尽职工作 I just try to do my job.
求求你们饶了我让我走吧 Please forgive me and let me go.
我会饶恕你们所有人 I will pardon all of you!
不对！ No!
我会放你们走... I just let you go..
现在就行，可以走了 Immediately, you can go.
走，走吧！ Go, go!
去找你们的垃圾亲 See your fuck..
找你们的亲人吧 See your loved ones.
我有心脏病 I have a heart problem..
还有糖尿病 And diabetes mellitus!
我压力太大的话 Under stress I could get a severe attack..
受刺激会死的 That would kill me!
你死期到了 Today is your day
等着像其他人那样被操死吧 to be fucked like the rest of us.
不过我不会操你那恶心的屁眼 But I'm not gonna do you in your stinking ass.
我要在你肾脏那 I'm gonna cut me a fresh hole
切开一个口子 in your soft kidney tissue.
把他翻过去！ Belly down!
干死他！ Death rape!
- 干死他！ - Death rape! - 干死他！ - Death rape!
卧槽，这太爽了 Oh, shit, this shit feels good.
- 干死他！ - Death rape! - 干死他！ - Death rape!
你喜欢吗？老头 You like that, daddy?
卧槽！ Oh, yeah. Ooh.
- 干死他！ - Death rape! - 干死他！ - Death rape!
别动，要射了 Don't move, here it comes!
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说话 What?
老大，汤姆·希克斯先生求见 Sir, Mr. Tom Sixis at the gate.
让他进来吧 Send him in.
德怀特！ Dwight!
我不是炒了你了吗？ Didn't I fire you?
我是来给你最后一次机会的 I'm gonna give you one last chance
如果你不要听 and if you don't like what you hear
我马上走 then I'll quit myself!
汤导演！见到您真是荣幸！ Mr. Tom Six!It's so great to meet you.
我叫黛西，在您进去之前我想请 My name's Daisy, uh, I was wondering if you could sign
您给我签个名好么？ an autograph for me before you go in.
- 好啊，宝贝 - Sure, babe. - 谢谢 - Thank you.
你真人看上去更帅 You're even more handsome in person.
谢谢 Thanks.
这边请 Uh, let me show you in.
先生们，汤导演来了 Gentlemen, Mr. Tom Six.
啊，汤大导演，幸会 Ah, Mr. Six,it's nice meet you.
- 你好，先生 - Hello, sir. - 我叫德怀特·巴特勒 - My name is Dwight Butler.
这是我们老大，比尔·暴死先生 This is my boss,Mr. Bill Boss.
您好 Sir.
请坐 Please take a seat.
汤导演，首先我要 First of all, Mr. Six,I'd like to say
恭喜你的电影大获成功 congratulations on your movies.
《人体蜈蚣》系列已经受到圈内人的致敬 They've become a... a cultural mime.
比如《南方公园》有一集 I mean, there is the "South Park" episode
就是恶搞《人体蜈蚣》的 of the Human Centipede.
还有一些洛杉矶的成人搞笑节目，还有猫玩具 And then there's the LA porn parody, and the cat toys.
我没时间听这些 I don't have the time for this..
粉丝说的屁话 Fan shit shat.
抱歉我迟到了 Well, I'm sorry I'm late.
297号囚犯心脏病发作 Prisoner 297 had a heart attack
我不得不再急救一次 and I had to resuscitate him again.
不过现在病情已稳定 But, um, he's stable now.
哦，希克斯先生，见到您太高兴了，我是您的超级粉丝 I.. Mr. Six, this is a big pleasure 'cause I'm a big fan!
啊，谢谢你先生 Uh, thank you sir.
今天大家相聚一堂 Well, we are gatheredhere today.
是要讨论把汤导演的人体蜈蚣理论 Glad to investigate the possibility
用在我们监狱里的可行性 of applying Mr. Six's human centipede idea to our prison.
从医学角度来说，真的是100%可行吗？ I mean, is it 100% medically accurate?
这里是我的地盘！ This is my desk!
这是我的监狱！ In my headquarters!
我才是老大！ At my penitentiary!
醒醒吧！ Wake up!
我们并不是在一部电影里演几个傻逼！ We're not in a movie here playing some idiots!
我确定100%可行 Well, it is 100% medically accurate.
我在阿姆斯特丹咨询过一位医生 I consulted a real surgeon in Amsterdam
他做了一份非常详细的医学报告给我 and he made a very detailed operation report for me
他说他其实 and he said he could actually make
在医院里已经做出一条人体蜈蚣 a human centipede in his hospital.
我把那份报告带来了 I brought the, uh,operation reports
还有原理图 and the drawings..
或许您能过目一下 So maybe you can have a look at that?
好吧 Okay, uh..
你怎么看，医生 What do you think, doc?
依我看 Well, from what I see here,uh, it looks..
绝对可行 Medically accurate.
你确定？ You're sure?
但是在愈合期 You would have to give anti-rejection medication
必须用抗排异药物 and there is always the risk of infection
同时也少不了被感染的风险 during the healing process, but, uh..
就这样，我确定 Yeah, I'm sure.
那么排泄功能呢？ But what about the excretia?
粪便不会被外接细菌所感染 Well, the feces wouldn't be contaminated by outside bacteria
因为粪便会从一个消化道 because it would be going from
到另一个上去 one digestive tract to another.
所以不会有什么危害 So it wouldn't be harmful.
当然，也不会有啥营养价值 But there wouldn't be much nutritional value.
从另一方面来说，如果你进行了一系列 On the other hand if you gave a series of, uh, injections
液态维生素和矿物质注射 of fluids with plenty of vitamins and minerals
那么在这种情况下 I don't see why someone couldn't survive
是可以维持基本寿命的 a lifetime in this position.
先生们 Aah! Gentlemen.
这是一个历史性时刻 This is a historical moment.
这个办法比中世纪酷刑好多了 This is beyond medieval torture!
比阉割好多了 Beyond castration!
简直就是全美最好的惩戒方式 The ultimate correction nationwide.
我们有活干了，先生们 We have business on hand, gentlemen.
马上执行这个方案 We start immediately.
不，手术不能 No, the surgery can't be done
像电影里那样做 like in Tom Six's movies.
我们得考虑一个实际情况 We have to take into account of the fact that
等犯人们刑期满后 at the end of their sentence
必须安然无恙地释放 the prisoners have to be released
不能留有手术痕迹 without being mutilated.
所以我是这么想的 So I've been thinking about this.
我们可以用肠胃咬环 What we have is instead of the pulling of the teeth
来代替拔牙 we have a gastro-intestinal bite-ring
咬环能把他们的嘴固定撑开 that holds the mouth open,so they can't stop the feces
这样排泄也会畅通无阻 from coming into their system.
在连接他们的时候，我们可以 Instead of the cutting of the knee ligaments
注射一些造成临时性瘫痪的药物 we simply inject
来代替割断关节韧带 to induce temporary paralysis in that joint.
之后，把后面一个人的头部 Then, to attach the head
固定到前面一个人的臀部上 to the buttocks of the person in front
我们有一个能调整，拉紧，并且只要松开了 we have a systemof leather straps
就能解除的皮带 which can be adjusted,pulled in tight and then undone
控制系统 for when we release.
等他们刑满了，脱离人体蜈蚣后 At the end of their sentence and taken out of the centipede
他们的嘴和肛门周围，只会有一些小疤痕 there's only a slight scar round their mouth and anus.
医生，你觉得如何？ Well, doctor,what do you think?
靠谱吗？ Is it possible?
非常靠谱，总管大人 Very clever, Mr. Butler.
但是，我们要着手去做的这些 But this, all of this is beginning to be
严重违背了我的入职誓言 in serious conflict with my Hippocratic oath.
如果我不参与的话，我就会被炒鱿鱼，是吧？ If I back out of this,I'm gonna get fired, aren't I?
非常识时务，逗穷先生 Very clever thinking,Mr. Jones.
我最初对电影人体蜈蚣的看法 You know, my original idea for the Human Centipede films
是把一个儿童性罪犯的嘴缝到一个 was sewing a child molester's mouth to the anus
胖卡车司机的肛门上作为惩罚，所以我喜欢这点 of a fat truck driver, as a punishment, so I love this.
我刚又想到一个绝佳的点子来对付 I just got an even better idea
这帮垃圾和被处死刑的人渣 for our life-time-trash and the death-row-scum.
但是我要先和我忠实的医生谈谈 But I'll talk to my loyal doctor first.
先生们，你们可以采用我的人体蜈蚣理论，但是有个条件 Gentlemen, you may use my human centipede idea, but on one condition.
我所见过的只有我电影布景里的假乳胶道具 I have witnessed all the fake latex stuff on my movie sets.
现在我要求见识一下你们真实的实体手术 Now I insist on attending one of your real
“菊与嘴”手术 mouth to anus operations.
成交 Deal.
你负责整个手术，医生 I put you in charge of the whole operation, doctor!
不久你就会指导 Soon you'll lead..
全美的手术团队 surgical teams all over the States.
太棒了！ Fantastic!
额，我们需要一个更大的手术团队 Uh, we are going to need a much bigger surgical team.
我们需要对所有犯人做血液检查 We have to run blood workups on all the prisoners,
额，测试他们粪便样品里的寄生虫种类 uh, test their stool samples for parasites.
按你想的做，医生 Whatever you need, doc.
我有另一个绝赞的点子 I've another brilliant idea.
我会在他们每月定期放电影的那天 We'll show the cockroaches the two Human Centipede films
不断给这些臭虫们播放前两部人体蜈蚣电影 back to back at their monthly film night
然后。。 and then..
我会宣布他们即将到来的命运 ...I'll announce them their fate.
犯人们会疯了似的破坏这里 The prisoners will tear this place apart.
我们必须在我们的实验对象意识到之前开始做这个 We have to do this without the fore knowledge of our clientele.
闭嘴，扫兴的东西 Shut up, pooper.
你竟敢拒绝我的好心？ How dare you turn your back on me?
哟，这什么鸡巴玩意儿？ Yo, what the fuck is this?
这电影污秽了这个世界 This trash occupies a world
我们的世界为何如此黯淡无光 where the stars don't shine.
快啊，咽下去，婊子 Come on, swallow it, bitch.
不！ No!
笑你妈 What the fuck?
我了个草！ Oh, man!
这种电影太三级片了，有损身心健康 These films risk causing harm.
应该被光腚总局咔嚓！ They should be banned!
关掉！关掉！ Turn that shit off!
嗨蟑螂们， Hey cockroaches
喜欢这些电影吗？ did you like these films?
这是我亲自精心挑选的 I handpicked them for you
来作为一个教学 as an instructional
与心理训练 and mental training.
世界上第一个 The world's first
犯人蜈蚣 human-prison centipede
会最终教育你们 will finally teach you
如何做人 how to become humans.
我不认为这是一个不错的主意 I don't think this is a very good idea.
而它确实会发生在 Literally
你们操蛋的嘴巴和膝盖上 on your fucking hands and knees.
把你们丑陋的阴唇一样的嘴 Your ugly pussy mouths
缝在你们狱友 sewn to an unwiped asshole
没有擦过的 feeding of the diarrhea
不断腹泻的菊花上 from your fellow inmate.
我迫不及待 I can't wait
想看 to see..
你们 your pure
的痛苦！ agony!
救命！ Help!
-出什么事了？ -What's going on? -发生咩事啊？ -What's going on?
闭嘴！ Shut up!
别伤害我，比尔·暴死在里面 Don't hurt me,Bill Boss is in there.
不关我的事，我发誓！ I have nothing to do with this, I swear to God!
马上派飞虎队来！ Special forces immediately!
把该死的门打开！ Get the fucking door!
是时候大干一场了！ It's time to fuck!
比尔！ Bill!
在这！ Here.
我在这 I'm here.
你在哪？ Where are you?
这 Here.
在这，救救我 Over here, I need help.
看到他了 Got eyes on Bill Boss.
谢天谢地，我到处找不到你 Thank God, I just couldn't find you.
现在情况都在掌控之中 The situation's under control now.
但是黛西，黛西伤势很严重 But they, they really hurt Daisy.
我他妈伤势不重吗？ Can't you see I'm hurt?
快给劳资叫医生来！ Get the medical team for me!
快啊！ Hurry up!
我要挂急诊！ It's an emergency!
现在这里是 Now it's
人间炼狱！ hell on Earth!
你听到了吗？ Do you hear me?
宇宙 Scum of the..
败类！ universe!
简直就是《沉默的羔羊》 The "Silence of the Lambs."
给我麻醉来福枪！ Sedation rifle!
草！ Fuck!
别担心 No worries.
这只是一把麻醉来福枪 It's only a sedation rifle.
不要！ No!
操你！ Fuck you!
先森们 Gentlemen.
人间炼狱 Unleash..
降临了 Hell!
整个世界清静了 Their submissiveness
我立马感到神清气爽 gives me a huge erection.
干死他！干死他！ Death rape, death rape
干，干，干 rape, rape, rape.
以眼还眼 Eyes for eyes
以牙还牙 teeth for teeth.
你们这帮人渣 Get the fucking scum
都他妈给劳资跪下 on their fucking knees.
给劳资跪下 On your fucking knees
给劳资跪下，跪下，跪下！ on your fucking, fucking knees.
你们这帮人渣 Get the fucking scum
都给劳资跪下 on their fucking knees
都给劳资，跪下，跪下 on their fucking, fucking
跪下！跪下哈哈哈！ fucking, fucking knees.Ha ha ha.
我来解释下 I'll explain.
这宏伟的手术 This spectacular operation
只有一次 only once.
我们先 We start
拿药物注射膝。。。 with injections into the lig...
膝关节韧带 Ligamenta patellae.
让膝关节韧带瘫痪 Paralyzing the ligaments of your kneecaps.
这样一来，膝关节 So knee-extension
就无法再伸展开来 is no longer possible.
把嘴唇和肛门 Your lips and anuses
分别沿着边缘，划出一个圈 are cut circular along the border
深度仅限皮肤和。。。 between skin and mucosa,the muc...
皮肤黏膜 Mucous-cutaneous.
皮肤黏膜之间 Mucous-cutaneous zone.
然后我们合并 Then we combine
那些嘴唇和肛门处 those circular mucosa and skin parts
圆口黏膜和皮肤部分 of anus and mouth
这样就完成人体蜈蚣 creating a human centipede
消化系统的连接 connected via your gastric systems.
先森们 Gentlemen.
开始动手吧 Put them to sleep.
我问一句，完成后 By the way,what are your plans
你对这些人渣有何打算？ for the life sentenced and death row prisoners?
到时候你就知道了，侏儒 Wait and wonder, peepheart.
手术怎样，医生 How's it going, doc?
一切按计划进行，五支外科手术团队 Right on schedule,five surgical teams
正马不停蹄 working round the clock.
每三个犯人组成一个蜈蚣段 Those teams creating centipede segments
完成后，就会被带去 of three prisoners each,which are then taken outside
帐篷医院 to the hospital tents
再把他们缝接起来 and then they are sewn into the final
最后组成更大的人体蜈蚣 larger human centipede chain.
真牛逼，医生 Marvelous, doc.
是您领导有方 Since I have you here..
你想怎么处置这个犯人？ What do you want to do with this prisoner?
他有克罗恩病 He has Crohn's disease.
“克罗恩病”是个什么鬼？ What the fuck is Crohn's disease?
是一种炎症性肠病 It's an inflammator bowel disorder.
犯人一直拉肚子 The prisoner has constant diarrhea.
谁来亲吻他的屁股呢？ Who'll kiss his ass?
我们最牛逼的 Our awesome..
纹身哥！ Tattoo wasp!
白皮肛交 The white, anal
鸡奸男妓 sexing prostitute.
求您了 Please.
再给我一次机会 One more chance.
请不要把我缝进人体蜈蚣里 Please don't sew me into a human centipede.
我求你了 I beg you.
你的哀求 Your whining
让我鸡巴瞬间变硬 makes my dick even harder.
复仇是甜蜜的 Revenge is so sweet.
到梦里去复仇吧 Take it into your sleep.
我们有另一个问题 We have another problem at hand.
这也太他妈恶心了 That's fuckin' gross!
我有一个人造肛门 I have a stoma
你遇到麻烦了 and you have a problem.
谢天谢地 Thank God.
现在我终于明白 Now I finally discovered why they blessed me
他们为啥给我安一个人造肛门了，哈哈哈 with a lifetime stoma. Ha ha ha.
这家伙真讨厌 This guy is repulsive.
可能是假的呢？ Maybe it's a fake.
永远不要相信墨西哥猴子 With Mexicans, you never know.
是真的 No fake.
这样一来他没法进蜈蚣段了吗？医生 No way to integrate him, doc?
他的直肠被缝住了，没办法了 His rectum is sewn shut, no.
那就把他处理掉吧 Finish him off then.
抱歉 I'm sorry.
我一直都很配合您 But I have cooperated with you and I will..
我也会继续配合您 Continue to cooperate.
可是我不会杀人的 But I will not just kill prisoners!
操他奶奶的 Jesus Christ.
你个软蛋 Chicken shit!
失陪了 Excuse me.
我还有事要做 I have work to do.
朋友，你不匹配我们的计划 My friend, you don't match.
我不得不杀了你 I have to kill you.
这是你自作自受！ Take it fucking personally!
拿好我的枪 Take my gun.
去洗一下，上油消毒 Wash it, oil it, disinfect it.
要是被我闻到一点臭味 If I sniff the tiniest stink
劳资就一枪崩了你 you'll suck a bullet out of it.
您要如何处理此人？ And what do you want to do with him?
劳资受够你的这些小白鼠了 I am sick and tired of your vegetables.
这算什么？！ What the fuck!
老大，拜托，我们可以去看看黛西了吗？ Please, sir, can we go and see Daisy now?
瞧瞧 Just look at her.
她是这鬼地方唯一甜美的存在 She is the only beautiful and sweet thing about this place.
我觉得应该送她去正规医院接受治疗 I think she should be treated in a regular hospital.
不 No.
老夫另有雅兴 I want my cock socket close.
这母狗被打爆的脸 Beaten up women
也能让我一柱擎天 make me so horny.
拜托，比尔，别这样 Please, Bill, don't.
别你个鸡巴蛋 Jesus Christ.
我求你了 I beg you.
我。。。我爱她 I...I love her.
你连一具麻风病尸体都没的搞 Even the corpse of a spastic would turn you down.
滚蛋！ Fuck off!
我要让你昏迷中也能喷潮 I'll make you squirt even in a coma.
好了，我们完工了 Alright, we're all done.
干得漂亮 Good job.
我要你确保 I want you to make sure
等那个要来炒我们鱿鱼的 that the world premiere of the first
赤贼州长一到 human-prison centipede
世界上第一条 is guaranteed
犯人蜈蚣的 to take place the moment
首次登场 our communist governor
就都已经安排妥当 appears at the gate to destroy us!
还剩下 Well, there is only
16个左右的犯人 16 more prisoners left
坐等处理 to undergo the procedure.
之后，犯人蜈蚣 After that the human-prison centipede
就大功告成 will be finally complete
进度及时，成本适中 on time and under budget.
简直法力无边 They did their magic.
上帝保佑非洲！ Thank God for Africa!
上帝保佑母狗的阴蒂！ Thank God for female circumcision!
开始彩排！ Private rehearsal!
来听听丧失州长 Let's hear what our zombie governor
会怎么说 will have to say.
请允许我为您呈上 May I offer you a genuine
一根上等的多米尼加雪茄 Dominican Republic cigar?
我只抽古巴雪茄 I only smoke Cuban cigars
那是世界顶级的 best in the world.
不，开个玩笑 No! Just kidding.
等见证那世界第一条 After having seen the miracle
犯人蜈蚣后 of the first human-prison centipede
我再也不会碰 I'll never again touch
古巴的赤贼雪茄了 a communistic cigar from Cuba
因为你，威廉·暴死先生 because you, Sir William Boss
你是美国的新英雄 you are the new American hero.
你将永载史册 You are in the Hall of Fame
与乔治·帕顿 with George Patton
尼尔·阿姆斯特朗 Neil Armstrong
以及穆罕默德·阿里齐名的名人堂名人 and Muhammad Ali.
感谢你 Thanks to you.
我们伟大的民族 Our glorious nation
又再次成为世界各国的 will be the example
先锋模范 to the world again.
一个值得骄傲,安全 A proud, safe nation
几乎无任何犯罪的国度 with hardly any crime.
你的创意,威廉先生 Your idea, Sir William
惊为天人 is of absolute genius.
美利坚合众国总统 You will be honored personally
将授予你最高荣誉 by the President of the United States of America.
实际上,都是我的财务总监 Actually, it was my accountant
德怀特·巴特勒先生 Mr. Dwight Butler
神机妙算 it was his brilliant idea.
是啊 Oh, yeah.
是你想出来的 You did it.
是你他妈的 You fucking..
想出来的 Fucking did it.
总统先生 Mr. President.
是我,威廉·暴死,叫我比尔 It's me,William Boss, call me Bill.
老大,汤姆·希克斯先生求见 Sir, Mr. Tom Sixis at the gate.
老大? Sir?
啥? What?
老大? Sir?
妈的,我好兴奋 Oh, man, I am so excited
终于能看到实体手术了 to see the real mouth to ass operation.
这样就能证明理论是对的 Prove all the skeptics wrong.
100%毫无PS痕迹 It is 100% medically accurate.
我马上就能成土豪名人 I'm gonna be so rich and famous.
你欠我个大人情,长官 You owe me big time, mister.
我已经在吃自己的翔了 I'm already eating my own shit.
我想被缝入犯人蜈蚣的蜈蚣节中 I want to be in the prison-human centipede.
等等,我们可以用他 Wait, can't we use him
上新闻发布会 in the media conference?
不 No.
我不想再 I don't want anyone
看到这些烂人了! liking this!
我说老兄,这太过分了啊 Oh, man, this is so wrong.
走吧 Come on.
清理一下 Wash, please.
擦一下 Wash.
对 Yeah.
记号笔 Marker.
记号笔! Marker!
对 Yeah.
我激动得手发抖 My hands are shakingwith excitement!
你呢,汤导 What about you, Six?
鸡巴硬了没? Having a hard-on?
看呐 Look at this.
哦对,哦 Oh, yeah, oh..
希克斯,我要给你看 Six, I am gonna show you
一些人体蜈蚣的升级版 some Human Centipede improvement.
由比尔·暴死设计 Copyright, Bill Boss.
跟我来! Follow me!
妈的,死娘娘腔 What a poor pussy, huh?
这他妈是什么玩意儿? What in the hell is this?
等着看好戏吧,德怀特 Wait and see, Dwighty.
迫不及待 ♪ Wait and wonder ♪
急着想看 ♪ Wait and see ♪
德怀特先森 ♪ Mr. Dwighty ♪
迫不及待 ♪ Wait and wonder ♪
急着想看 ♪ Wait and see ♪
德怀特先森 ♪ Mr. Dwighty ♪ ♪
不 No.
120/80.
完美! Perfect!
蜈蚣看上去太完美了 The pede looks perfect.
尽管最后几个犯人的伤口 The last few prisoners have just been attached
没完全愈合 and although the wounds are still fresh
你懂的 you get the idea!
完美! Perfect!
说话 What?
老大,休斯州长快到了 Sir, Governor Hughesis on his way.
妙哉! Perfect!
我们正等着这畜生! We are ready for the cunt!
德怀特! Dwight!
我再说一遍! I repeat
你他妈 you are really
就是个畜生! the cunt!
雷猴啊,先森 Hello, sir.
你们两个傻逼 Why do you two assholes..
搁这瞎鸡巴乐啥? Look so pleased with yourselves?
你们两个傻逼都被开除了 The both of you are fucking fired.
几年前我就该这么做 I should have done it years ago.
所有问题已成历史,先森 All problems are history, sir.
我听取了你的建议 I took your advice.
我从你那学到了坚强的个性 I've learned from your strong personality.
你是最牛逼的领导 You are the ultimate leader.
你是我的偶像 You are my role model.
这儿的犯人们 And now the prisoners
都跟顺从的奴隶一样 are like obedient slaves
摇尾乞怜 begging for mercy.
我把他们收拾得服服帖帖 I got them down on their knees.
真的? Literally.
您上次的查访,提醒了我 Your last visit inspired me
想出这么一个 to such an extend
美妙的点子 a brilliant idea!
说这么多也没用 I'll show you the result
耳听为虚,眼见为实 that tells more than a thousand words.
最后一批刚刚串连好 The last ones have just been attached.
好戏开场了 So it is show time.
串连? Attached?
肉串的串?大连的连? A-T-T-A-C-H-E-D, attached?
- 没错 - Yes. - 这都什么鬼? - What does that mean?
请您拭目以待 Wait and see.
说这么多屁话,你的屁眼一定很嫉妒还没你嘴巴放的屁多 You talk so much shit,your ass must get jealous.
这句喷得好,州长,我要给您点赞 Great, governor, I love that.
我地怪怪 What the hell is this?
这个黑鬼 The black panther
是整条蜈蚣的头 made it to the lead!
人道主义食道系统的领头羊 This burger-killer is feeding
要从他开始喂下去 the whole humanitarian system behind him.
别哭 Don't cry.
明天你就能加入肯德基豪华午餐了 Tomorrow, you'll get your hamburgers.
为什么? Why?
因为他喜欢吃垃圾食品啊 Because he loves junk food.
不,不是,我问的不是这个 No, no, I don't mean that.
我是说.... I mean, what..
这什么鬼? What is this?
德怀特 Dwight..
把我的创意讲给州长听 Tell the governor my vision!
这个吃哭鼻子的黑鬼 And this black whiner here
就该把他插进中间段去 has to become a middle piece.
操! Fuck!
是这样的,先森 Well, sir
每年超过500亿美元的费用花在惩教上 more than 50 billion dollars a year are spend on corrections.
超过十分之四的犯人 Yet more than 4 in 10 offenders nationwide
释放不满三年,又二进宫 return to prison within three years of their release.
这样大量增加州政府的开支 This, despite a massive increase in state expenditure.
操! Shit!
然而,情况不会再粗线了 But, not anymore.
这人体蜈蚣 This human-prison centipede
将显著减少犯罪 will reduce crime dramatically.
它将对任何企图犯罪 It will be a deterrent to anyone
的人起到威慑作用 considering a career in crime
而且再不会有惯犯出现 and no more recidivism.
喂他! Feed him!
正消化得融会贯通! Digestion in progress!
不,不是清真食物 No, it's not halal
也不是犹太食物 it's not kosher!
一个犹太人跪舔一个穆斯林的菊花 A Jew behind a Muslim
后面又一个穆斯林跪舔前面这个犹太人的菊花 a Muslim behind a Jew!
一个种族主义白人跪舔一个墨西哥人的菊花 A Republican behind a Mexican
一个瘸子跪舔一个暴力狂 a crip behind a blood.
"天下太平 "Peace on earth
天遂人愿" good will to men."
我滴妈 Oh, my God.
珍视够了 This is too much.
比尔·暴死 Bill Boss..
这不是你的秘书吗? Isn't that your secretary?
对,额,额,对 Yeah, uh, uh, yeah.
这只是...额... That's, uh..
一个短期的..额... Only a short, uh..
异性测试! Gender-test!
来吧,州长 Come on, sir!
德怀特! Dwight!
跟我们亲爱的州长 Tell our beloved governor
说说节约成本的事! about the money savings!
成本能节省数十亿元! The savings would be in the billions!
我们可以在狱卒 We can make savings on prison staff
食物和饮料上 food and drinks.
书籍,电视,住宿等都省下一大笔钱 On books and television,housing.
连牢房门都用不着了 Heck, we don't even need fences no more.
我们甚至还能省更多的钱 We can even save more money
如果把他们连接成一个圈的话 if we attach them in a circle
就像一台永动机 like a perpetuum mobile.
他们拉的翔永久循环利用 Feces going round and round.
犯人的食物都不用供给了 Food isn't needed anymore.
只要注射廉价的水和液态维生素即可 Only cheap liquid and vitamin injections.
省下来的钱可以用于学校 And that money could be spent on schools
医院 and the hospitals
疗养院 and nursing homes
以及公路修建 and road improvements.
随便你用在哪 Whatever you want.
纳税人也会支持你 And the tax payers,they'll love you for it.
他的屁眼不是很干净! His anus is not very clean!
我的监狱要做到完美无瑕! I want perfection in my penitentiary!
犯人需要的是舒适干净的环境,懂吗? Inmates shall feel well and clean, understand?
擦干净! Wipe it!
抱歉 I apologize.
万事开头难 In the beginning
总会有不完美的 things are not always perfect.
请跟我来 Please follow me
去看看其他有趣的东西 for another interesting insight.
-佛祖啊 -Oh, my God. -是啊 -Yeah.
人体毛虫! The human caterpillar!
专为终身监禁 For the lifetime convicts
以及死囚设计 and our friends on death row.
这样 Now..
不就是一种威慑吗? Is that a deterrent?
这个人 This man..
他的刑期已满 Has just finished his sentence..
他已经体验过 And already checked out
人体蜈蚣了 of the centipede chain.
正准备回家 Ready to go home.
留下的疤痕 All what is left
还有一点 are a few little scars
在嘴边和会阴边上 around his mouth and anus.
还有一个重大利好 Another big advantage
别人可以看到他的 because other people can see
这些疤痕 by these little stigmas
然后就知道他 that he was integrated
曾是犯人蜈蚣的一部分 in a prison centipede.
又是一种威慑,对吧? Another huge deterrent, right?
你还好吗? How are you doing?
祝你好运,我的朋友 Good luck, my friend.
好好保重! Stay clean!
看到没?这确实有效 You see?It really works.
不知你意下如何,州长先生 What do you think, sir?
这... This..
这严重侵犯人权 This is a violation of human rights.
这绝对违反职业伦理! It's certainly a violation of federal ethics!
天啊,我死定了 Oh, God, I am fucked.
你们这2个变态,会被判死刑的 You insane freaks will get the death penalty for this.
州长,你的都没错 Sir, you're dead right.
但事实上,这都是巴特勒先生.... But in fact,it was Mr. But..
荒唐透顶,莫名其妙 This is heights.This is too much.
乱七八糟 This is too much.
你惹毛他了! You got the wrong man!
操! Fuck!
求你了,别 Please, don't.
真是一个 What an epic
光荣的时刻啊 glorious moment, huh?
你觉得我们何时开始 When do you think we can start
领导全国性的外科手术团队? the national surgical campaign
我的手术刀早就饥渴难耐了 'cause I am so fucking ready.
咋的了? What is the matter?
先生们 Gentlemen..
美国人需要的就是这个 This is exactly what America needs.
这点子甚至可能让我当上总统 This may even get me elected president.
你们说动我了 You've convinced me.
你们是奇才 It's genius.
不用做什么改动了 Don't change a goddamn thing.
我在京城的朋友 My pals in DC..
他们肯定会觉得不可思议 They won't believe their near-sighted eyeballs.
是啊,我是奇才! Yep, my idea!
你 You are..
绝对没错,德怀特 Absolutely right, Dwight.
你真的是个奇才 You're indeed a genius.
全都是你想出来的 You came up with the idea.
你会拿最佳创意奖 You deserve every credit.
来抱一下,德怀特 Give me a hug, Dwighty!
导演/编剧 汤姆·希克斯
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