1 00:00:07,758 --> 00:00:09,843 Hello, Radio Tower. 2 00:00:09,885 --> 00:00:14,097 Lisbon plane taking off in ten minutes. East runway. 3 00:00:26,443 --> 00:00:29,571 Have your men go with Mr Laszlo. Take his luggage. 4 00:00:29,613 --> 00:00:31,698 Certainly, Rick. Anything you say. 5 00:00:31,740 --> 00:00:34,618 Find Mr Laszlo's luggage and put it on the plane. 6 00:00:34,660 --> 00:00:36,954 This way, please. 7 00:00:37,996 --> 00:00:41,375 You fill in the names. That'll make it more official. 8 00:00:41,416 --> 00:00:43,752 You think of everything, don't you? 9 00:00:43,794 --> 00:00:46,964 The names of Mr and Mrs Victor Laszlo. 10 00:00:47,005 --> 00:00:50,175 - Why my name? - Cos you're getting on that plane. 11 00:00:50,217 --> 00:00:53,971 - What about you? - I'm staying here till the plane goes. 12 00:00:54,012 --> 00:00:58,016 - What's happened to you... - Last night we said many things. 13 00:00:58,058 --> 00:01:01,186 You said I was to do the thinking for both of us 14 00:01:01,228 --> 00:01:04,439 and you're getting on that plane with Victor. 15 00:01:04,481 --> 00:01:07,568 - Richard, no... - You've got to listen to me. 16 00:01:07,609 --> 00:01:10,821 You know what you can look forward to if you stay here? 17 00:01:10,863 --> 00:01:13,782 We'd both wind up in a concentration camp, right? 18 00:01:13,824 --> 00:01:16,159 Major Strasser would insist. 19 00:01:16,201 --> 00:01:19,746 - You're saying it only to make me go. - But it's true. 20 00:01:19,788 --> 00:01:24,209 We both know you belong with Victor. You're part of his work. 21 00:01:24,251 --> 00:01:27,713 If that plane leaves and you don't, you'll regret it. 22 00:01:27,754 --> 00:01:30,215 Maybe not today or tomorrow but soon 23 00:01:30,257 --> 00:01:32,342 and for the rest of your life. 24 00:01:32,384 --> 00:01:36,054 - But what about us? - We'll always have Paris. 25 00:01:36,096 --> 00:01:39,433 We didn't have, we'd lost it until you came to Casablanca. 26 00:01:39,474 --> 00:01:41,560 We got it back last night. 27 00:01:42,352 --> 00:01:46,523 - And I said I would never leave you. - And you never will. 28 00:01:46,565 --> 00:01:50,569 I'm no good at being noble but the problems of three people 29 00:01:50,611 --> 00:01:53,864 don't amount to a hill of beans in this crazy world. 30 00:01:54,615 --> 00:01:56,950 Someday you'll understand that. 31 00:01:58,452 --> 00:02:00,204 Now... 32 00:02:01,663 --> 00:02:03,832 Here's looking at you, kid. 33 00:02:16,470 --> 00:02:18,847 There's something you should know. 34 00:02:18,889 --> 00:02:23,602 - You don't have to explain anything. - It may make a difference to you. 35 00:02:23,644 --> 00:02:26,313 You knew about llsa and me 36 00:02:26,355 --> 00:02:29,816 but you didn't know she was at my place when you were. 37 00:02:29,858 --> 00:02:33,237 She came for the letters of transit. Isn't that true, llsa? 38 00:02:33,278 --> 00:02:34,696 Yes. 39 00:02:34,738 --> 00:02:37,032 She tried everything to get them. 40 00:02:37,074 --> 00:02:41,036 She did her best to convince me she was still in love with me. 41 00:02:41,078 --> 00:02:43,163 It was all over long ago. 42 00:02:43,205 --> 00:02:47,251 For your sake she pretended it wasn't and I let her pretend. 43 00:02:47,292 --> 00:02:49,962 - I understand. - Here it is. 44 00:02:50,003 --> 00:02:52,089 Thanks. 45 00:03:04,935 --> 00:03:07,020 Are you ready, llsa? 46 00:03:08,981 --> 00:03:11,024 Yes, I'm ready. 47 00:03:13,694 --> 00:03:15,821 Bye, Rick. 48 00:03:15,863 --> 00:03:17,990 God bless you. 49 00:03:18,782 --> 00:03:21,535 You better hurry, you'll miss that plane. 50 00:03:51,440 --> 00:03:55,611 It'd be an idea for you to disappear from Casablanca for a while. 51 00:03:55,652 --> 00:04:00,324 There's a Free French garrison at Brazzaville. I can arrange a passage. 52 00:04:00,365 --> 00:04:03,035 My letter of transit? I could use a trip. 53 00:04:03,076 --> 00:04:07,122 It doesn't change our bet. You still owe me 10,000 Francs. 54 00:04:07,164 --> 00:04:10,209 That 10,000 Francs should pay our expenses. 55 00:04:10,250 --> 00:04:12,211 Our expenses? 56 00:04:12,252 --> 00:04:16,798 Louis, I think this is the beginning of a beautiful friendship. 57 00:04:59,341 --> 00:05:02,803 Who am I kidding? I'm not like that. 58 00:05:02,845 --> 00:05:05,556 I never was, I never will be. 59 00:05:06,640 --> 00:05:08,350 That's strictly the movies. 60 00:05:11,353 --> 00:05:13,438 I'm so depressed. 61 00:05:14,815 --> 00:05:18,735 Maybe if I took two more aspirin it would help. 62 00:05:18,777 --> 00:05:22,990 That would make... two, four, six aspirin. 63 00:05:24,116 --> 00:05:26,535 I'm turning into an aspirin junkie. 64 00:05:26,577 --> 00:05:31,331 Soon I'll be boiling the cotton at the top of the bottle to get the extra. 65 00:05:40,966 --> 00:05:43,260 I shouldn't have signed those papers. 66 00:05:43,302 --> 00:05:45,512 Let her take me to court. 67 00:05:45,554 --> 00:05:48,473 Two years of marriage down the drain. 68 00:05:48,515 --> 00:05:51,185 I couldn't believe what she said to me. 69 00:05:51,226 --> 00:05:54,438 She was like a total stranger, not like my wife. 70 00:05:54,479 --> 00:05:57,941 I don't want any alimony. I just want out. 71 00:05:57,983 --> 00:06:01,820 - Can't we discuss it? - We discussed it 50 times. 72 00:06:01,862 --> 00:06:04,323 - Why? - I don't know. 73 00:06:04,364 --> 00:06:06,450 I can't stand the marriage. 74 00:06:06,491 --> 00:06:08,702 You're no fun, you suffocate me. 75 00:06:08,744 --> 00:06:12,039 There's no rapport and I don't dig you physically. 76 00:06:12,080 --> 00:06:15,375 For God's sake, Allan, don't take it personal. 77 00:06:15,417 --> 00:06:18,879 I won't take it personal, I'll just kill myself. 78 00:06:19,755 --> 00:06:23,175 If only I knew where my analyst was vacationing. 79 00:06:23,217 --> 00:06:27,513 Where do they go every August? They leave the city. 80 00:06:27,554 --> 00:06:31,767 Every summer the city is full of people who are crazy till Labour Day. 81 00:06:31,808 --> 00:06:34,895 What if I reach him? What's he gonna tell me? 82 00:06:34,937 --> 00:06:38,315 Whatever I say he tells me it's a sexual problem. 83 00:06:38,357 --> 00:06:41,735 Isn't that ridiculous? How can it be sexual? 84 00:06:41,777 --> 00:06:44,404 We weren't even having relations. 85 00:06:44,446 --> 00:06:46,532 Maybe once in a while. 86 00:06:46,573 --> 00:06:49,076 She used to watch TV during it. 87 00:06:49,117 --> 00:06:52,412 Change channels with the remote control. 88 00:06:52,454 --> 00:06:55,541 Why should a divorce bother me so? 89 00:06:55,582 --> 00:06:58,126 Maybe I'm better off without her. 90 00:06:58,168 --> 00:07:01,255 Why not? I'm young, healthy, got a good job. 91 00:07:01,296 --> 00:07:04,591 This could be my chance to step out a little bit. 92 00:07:04,633 --> 00:07:06,718 If she can swing, so can l. 93 00:07:06,760 --> 00:07:09,179 I could turn this place into a nightclub. 94 00:07:09,221 --> 00:07:12,224 Get broads here like you wouldn't believe. 95 00:07:12,266 --> 00:07:14,810 Swingers, freaks, nymphomaniacs, 96 00:07:14,852 --> 00:07:17,187 dental hygienists. 97 00:07:17,229 --> 00:07:20,190 If she didn't want me, I won't push myself on her. 98 00:07:20,232 --> 00:07:23,527 I couldn't believe what she said when she left. 99 00:07:23,569 --> 00:07:25,445 I want a new life. 100 00:07:25,487 --> 00:07:28,282 I want to go skiing, go dancing, go to the beach, 101 00:07:28,323 --> 00:07:30,868 ride through Europe on a motorcycle. 102 00:07:30,909 --> 00:07:34,121 - All we ever do is see movies. - I write for a film magazine. 103 00:07:34,162 --> 00:07:36,248 Besides, I happen to like movies. 104 00:07:36,290 --> 00:07:40,043 That's because you're one of life's great watchers. 105 00:07:40,085 --> 00:07:44,798 I'm a doer. I want to participate. We never laugh together. 106 00:07:44,840 --> 00:07:48,677 How can you say that? I'm constantly laughing. 107 00:07:48,719 --> 00:07:53,849 I chuckle, I giggle, I guffaw. Why didn't this come up when we were dating? 108 00:07:53,891 --> 00:07:56,226 You were more aggressive then. 109 00:07:56,268 --> 00:07:59,605 Everybody is during courtship. It's natural. 110 00:07:59,646 --> 00:08:04,735 You can't expect me to keep up that level of charm, I'd have a heart attack. 111 00:08:04,776 --> 00:08:07,362 Goodbye, Allan. 112 00:08:07,404 --> 00:08:09,573 My lawyer will call your lawyer. 113 00:08:11,033 --> 00:08:13,118 I don't have a lawyer. 114 00:08:13,160 --> 00:08:15,245 Have him call my doctor. 115 00:08:20,209 --> 00:08:23,504 What's the matter with me? Why can't I be cool? 116 00:08:23,545 --> 00:08:26,006 What's the secret? 117 00:08:26,048 --> 00:08:30,511 There's no secret, kid. Dames are simple. 118 00:08:30,552 --> 00:08:34,806 I never met one that didn't understand a slap in the mouth 119 00:08:34,848 --> 00:08:37,226 or a slug from a .45. 120 00:08:37,267 --> 00:08:39,394 Yeah, cos you're Bogart. 121 00:08:39,436 --> 00:08:42,940 I could never hit Nancy. It's not that type of relationship. 122 00:08:42,981 --> 00:08:46,235 Where'd you learn that word, the shrink? 123 00:08:46,276 --> 00:08:51,240 I'm not like you. In Casablanca, when you lost lngrid, weren't you crushed? 124 00:08:51,281 --> 00:08:53,992 Nothing a little bourbon and soda wouldn't fix. 125 00:08:54,034 --> 00:08:57,204 I can't drink. My body won't tolerate alcohol. 126 00:08:57,246 --> 00:09:01,625 Take my advice and forget all this fancy relationship stuff. 127 00:09:01,667 --> 00:09:03,919 The world is full of dames. 128 00:09:03,961 --> 00:09:06,463 All you got to do is whistle. 129 00:09:13,011 --> 00:09:14,888 He's right. 130 00:09:14,930 --> 00:09:17,808 You give them an inch and they step all over you. 131 00:09:18,350 --> 00:09:21,228 Why can't I develop that attitude? 132 00:09:21,270 --> 00:09:25,065 Nothing a little bourbon and soda couldn't fix. 133 00:09:54,261 --> 00:09:56,555 - Are you all right? - You poor thing! 134 00:09:56,597 --> 00:09:59,641 - Why didn't you call us? - I didn't want to bother you. 135 00:09:59,683 --> 00:10:03,437 Not bother us? For God's sake, what are friends for? 136 00:10:03,478 --> 00:10:05,856 Why did she say she wanted a divorce? 137 00:10:05,898 --> 00:10:08,066 She doesn't laugh enough. 138 00:10:08,108 --> 00:10:11,069 Insufficient laughter - grounds for divorce. 139 00:10:11,111 --> 00:10:13,197 She wants to go skiing. 140 00:10:13,238 --> 00:10:15,741 She wants to ski down a mountain laughing. 141 00:10:15,782 --> 00:10:19,953 Let me call my office. I ran out of a meeting when you called. 142 00:10:19,995 --> 00:10:22,289 They must think I'm crazy. 143 00:10:22,331 --> 00:10:25,876 - Have you heard from her? - I heard from Schulman and Weiss. 144 00:10:25,918 --> 00:10:29,087 I signed some papers and Nancy went to Mexico. 145 00:10:29,129 --> 00:10:31,298 We went there on our honeymoon. 146 00:10:31,340 --> 00:10:33,884 Spent the entire two weeks in bed. 147 00:10:33,926 --> 00:10:36,011 I had dysentery. 148 00:10:36,053 --> 00:10:39,640 Hello, George? Did they agree to the terms? 149 00:10:40,682 --> 00:10:44,228 Oh, hell. Well, if we blow it, we blow it. 150 00:10:44,269 --> 00:10:47,314 God! Can't you cook anything but TV dinners? 151 00:10:47,356 --> 00:10:50,901 Who bothers to cook them? I suck them frozen. 152 00:10:50,943 --> 00:10:57,241 I'll tell you where you can reach me, I'll be at 362-9296 for a while. 153 00:10:57,282 --> 00:11:02,120 Then I'll be at 648-0024 for about 15 minutes. 154 00:11:02,162 --> 00:11:05,374 Then I'll be at 752-0420 155 00:11:05,415 --> 00:11:08,335 and then I'll be home at 621 -4598. 156 00:11:09,086 --> 00:11:10,963 Right, George. Bye-bye. 157 00:11:11,004 --> 00:11:15,050 There's a phone booth on the corner, shall I get the number? 158 00:11:15,092 --> 00:11:17,553 You'll be passing it. 159 00:11:19,680 --> 00:11:22,975 - I'm sorry, Allan. - She wants to be a swinger. 160 00:11:23,016 --> 00:11:26,728 - Married life is no good for her. - Don't get worked up. 161 00:11:26,770 --> 00:11:29,565 I gave her a home, affection, security. 162 00:11:29,606 --> 00:11:33,443 This was a girl I found waiting on tables at the Hip Bagel. 163 00:11:33,485 --> 00:11:36,363 I used to go there every night and over-tip her. 164 00:11:36,405 --> 00:11:38,699 $1 .50 on a 35-cent check. 165 00:11:38,740 --> 00:11:41,410 Nancy was impulsive. We all knew that. 166 00:11:41,451 --> 00:11:45,789 She didn't leave impulsively. She talked about it for months. 167 00:11:45,831 --> 00:11:49,793 - I didn't believe she'd do it. - It's good you find out now. 168 00:11:49,835 --> 00:11:53,213 - You're young. Make a new life. - I'm 29. 169 00:11:53,255 --> 00:11:56,842 The height of my sexual potency was ten years ago. 170 00:11:56,884 --> 00:11:59,803 Look at the bright side. You're free. 171 00:11:59,845 --> 00:12:01,930 You'll go out, there'll be girls. 172 00:12:01,972 --> 00:12:05,267 You'll go to parties, have affairs with married women. 173 00:12:05,309 --> 00:12:09,438 Sexual relations with girls of every race, creed and colour. 174 00:12:10,522 --> 00:12:12,900 You get tired of that. 175 00:12:12,941 --> 00:12:16,028 Besides, those kinds of things never happen to me. 176 00:12:16,069 --> 00:12:19,990 I managed to fool one girl into loving me and now she's gone. 177 00:12:20,032 --> 00:12:22,201 See how he downgrades himself? 178 00:12:22,242 --> 00:12:26,205 Don't you think plenty of women would find him attractive? 179 00:12:26,246 --> 00:12:30,417 - Yes, of course. - The world's full of eligible women. 180 00:12:30,459 --> 00:12:33,754 Yeah, but not like Nancy. She was a lovely thing. 181 00:12:33,795 --> 00:12:36,340 I used to lay in bed and watch her sleep. 182 00:12:36,381 --> 00:12:38,926 Once in a while she'd wake up and catch me. 183 00:12:38,967 --> 00:12:41,053 She'd let out a scream. 184 00:12:41,094 --> 00:12:44,264 He really loved her. I feel like crying. 185 00:12:44,306 --> 00:12:46,391 Why do you feel like crying? 186 00:12:46,433 --> 00:12:49,603 A man makes an investment, it doesn't pay off. 187 00:12:49,645 --> 00:12:52,356 Could I get an aspirin? I have a headache. 188 00:12:52,397 --> 00:12:54,942 He's having a breakdown and you're sick. 189 00:12:54,983 --> 00:12:59,154 - Don't get upset. - I'm not, I just had a rough day. 190 00:12:59,196 --> 00:13:02,199 You want an aspirin too? 191 00:13:02,241 --> 00:13:04,952 I ate all the aspirin, what about Darvon? 192 00:13:04,993 --> 00:13:08,789 Yes, my analyst suggested that when I have migraines. 193 00:13:08,831 --> 00:13:12,668 I used to get migraines but my analyst cured me. Now I get cold sores. 194 00:13:12,709 --> 00:13:15,337 I still do. Big, ugly ones from tension. 195 00:13:15,379 --> 00:13:19,675 - I may need a lobotomy. - With mine away I feel paralysed. 196 00:13:19,716 --> 00:13:22,261 You should move to hospital together. 197 00:13:22,302 --> 00:13:25,806 - You want a Fresca with the Darvon? - Do you have apple juice? 198 00:13:25,848 --> 00:13:27,766 They're fantastic together. 199 00:13:27,808 --> 00:13:31,019 Have you ever had lithium and tomato juice? 200 00:13:31,061 --> 00:13:34,481 No, but another neurotic tells me it's unbelievable. 201 00:13:34,523 --> 00:13:37,442 Can I get a Coke with nothing in it? 202 00:13:39,111 --> 00:13:41,196 I'll get the pills. 203 00:13:44,658 --> 00:13:47,995 Poor guy. If there's anything we can do... 204 00:13:53,876 --> 00:13:56,378 He never should have married Nancy. 205 00:13:56,420 --> 00:13:58,839 I thought they were getting along. 206 00:13:58,881 --> 00:14:02,926 You're so busy all the time you never see what's going on. 207 00:14:02,968 --> 00:14:05,679 Didn't you think it strange that he was married 208 00:14:05,721 --> 00:14:08,432 but still couldn't get a date on New Year's Eve? 209 00:14:08,473 --> 00:14:10,767 Darling, don't get overwrought. 210 00:14:10,809 --> 00:14:14,980 This is Mr Christie, I'm no longer at 752-0420, 211 00:14:15,022 --> 00:14:17,983 I'm gonna be home at 621 -4598. 212 00:14:19,067 --> 00:14:21,153 What? Yes, I'll hold on. 213 00:14:21,195 --> 00:14:23,739 Honey, these things upset me. 214 00:14:23,780 --> 00:14:26,909 I'm experiencing a wave of insecurity. 215 00:14:26,950 --> 00:14:30,370 You are? Did I tell you what happened to me today? 216 00:14:30,412 --> 00:14:32,789 I bought 100 acres of land in Florida 217 00:14:32,831 --> 00:14:35,751 and it turns out that 98 of them have quicksand. 218 00:14:35,792 --> 00:14:38,795 My syndicate wanted to build a golf course. 219 00:14:38,837 --> 00:14:41,798 All we can do is build a three-hole golf course 220 00:14:41,840 --> 00:14:44,134 with the biggest sand trap in the world. 221 00:14:45,802 --> 00:14:48,222 What are you taking a pill for? 222 00:14:48,263 --> 00:14:51,558 - I'm tense. - Why? 223 00:14:51,600 --> 00:14:56,480 The whole subject of divorce is traumatic for me. 224 00:14:56,522 --> 00:15:00,734 - He's getting divorced, not us. - It's the idea of it. 225 00:15:01,818 --> 00:15:05,364 I guess I've never gotten over my parents' divorce. 226 00:15:05,405 --> 00:15:07,783 Well, it's about time. Come here. 227 00:15:10,911 --> 00:15:14,665 You're so insecure. I wish I could... 228 00:15:14,706 --> 00:15:17,584 Milt? Dick. That deal is unacceptable. The figures are lousy. 229 00:15:17,626 --> 00:15:19,419 No, I can't take it. 230 00:15:34,852 --> 00:15:37,396 Marjorie, did Mr Hardy call? 231 00:15:38,355 --> 00:15:41,441 I'm at 922-3299. 232 00:15:41,483 --> 00:15:44,695 Yeah, I'll be here... I'm picking my wife up. 233 00:15:45,404 --> 00:15:47,614 What? Who? Oh, Allan Felix. 234 00:15:48,490 --> 00:15:51,410 All right, I'll call him later. Bye-bye. 235 00:15:53,579 --> 00:15:56,290 Allan's calling again. We got to find him a girl. 236 00:15:56,331 --> 00:15:58,417 Somebody he can be with. 237 00:15:58,458 --> 00:16:00,460 Well, find him a nice girl. 238 00:16:00,502 --> 00:16:03,755 - There must be somebody here. - Not single ones. 239 00:16:03,797 --> 00:16:06,508 - What about Carol? - Engaged. 240 00:16:06,550 --> 00:16:10,888 - What about her? - She's living with a priest. 241 00:16:12,306 --> 00:16:15,726 The tall one with the blonde hair? 242 00:16:15,767 --> 00:16:19,813 She'd eat him alive. There'd be nothing left but his glasses. 243 00:16:19,855 --> 00:16:22,399 This is going to be a bit of a problem. 244 00:16:22,441 --> 00:16:25,360 Mr Christie, there's a call for you. 245 00:16:27,988 --> 00:16:31,700 Listen, Linda and I are going out for dinner tonight. 246 00:16:31,742 --> 00:16:34,703 We'll invite some nice girl and we'll all go. 247 00:16:34,745 --> 00:16:37,039 You've got to start meeting girls. 248 00:16:37,080 --> 00:16:40,459 I haven't done that in two years. I'm out of practice. 249 00:16:40,501 --> 00:16:43,504 When I was in practice, I was out of practice. 250 00:16:43,545 --> 00:16:46,423 You invested your emotions in a losing stock. 251 00:16:46,465 --> 00:16:48,550 It was wiped out. 252 00:16:48,592 --> 00:16:52,137 What do you do? You reinvest in a more stable stock. 253 00:16:52,179 --> 00:16:55,307 Something with long-term growth possibilities. 254 00:16:55,349 --> 00:16:57,309 Like who, General Motors? 255 00:16:57,351 --> 00:16:59,436 Come on, shape up. 256 00:16:59,478 --> 00:17:03,649 She'd have to be damn good to do anything for my morale at all. 257 00:17:03,690 --> 00:17:06,985 - Who can we get? - You don't have anybody in mind? 258 00:17:07,027 --> 00:17:10,030 - We have several in mind. - What kind do you like? 259 00:17:10,072 --> 00:17:12,866 - He likes neurotics. - I like blondes. 260 00:17:12,908 --> 00:17:15,577 Blondes with long hair and short skirts 261 00:17:15,619 --> 00:17:18,705 and boots and big chests and bright and witty. 262 00:17:18,747 --> 00:17:20,958 Don't set yourself silly standards. 263 00:17:20,999 --> 00:17:23,836 She must be beautiful with a big bust? 264 00:17:23,877 --> 00:17:27,047 And a good behind. Something I can sink my teeth into. 265 00:17:27,089 --> 00:17:30,259 - He was always fussy. - But look at the result. 266 00:17:30,300 --> 00:17:32,636 You never went out. 267 00:17:32,678 --> 00:17:35,472 Sally has long hair and a good size chest. 268 00:17:35,514 --> 00:17:38,851 - What's good size? - Like this I guess. 269 00:17:38,892 --> 00:17:41,687 - She's not very bright. - What does she do? 270 00:17:41,728 --> 00:17:44,523 - She works for an astrologer. - Forget it. 271 00:17:44,565 --> 00:17:46,650 You might get her into bed. 272 00:17:46,692 --> 00:17:49,695 With my luck I won't get her into a chair. 273 00:17:49,736 --> 00:17:52,865 These girls often don't have great minds. 274 00:17:52,906 --> 00:17:55,993 Why all this fuss over a dinner companion? 275 00:17:56,034 --> 00:17:59,788 Look, I can't go out, I'm still attached to Nancy. 276 00:17:59,830 --> 00:18:02,916 Will you forget about Nancy? She's gone. 277 00:18:04,209 --> 00:18:08,046 That's true. She wanted to be free so she could swing. 278 00:18:08,088 --> 00:18:10,215 Darling, think of somebody. 279 00:18:10,257 --> 00:18:12,759 I can just picture what she's up to. 280 00:18:19,057 --> 00:18:21,143 Baby, this is wonderful. 281 00:18:21,185 --> 00:18:24,605 My ex-husband would never take me on a motorcycle. 282 00:18:24,646 --> 00:18:28,108 He fell off a scooter and broke his collar bone. 283 00:18:28,150 --> 00:18:31,445 And I mean the kind of scooter you push. 284 00:18:31,486 --> 00:18:34,364 Movies. That's his whole life, he's a watcher. 285 00:18:34,406 --> 00:18:36,283 I'm a doer. 286 00:18:36,325 --> 00:18:40,078 It's been so long since I've been made love to 287 00:18:40,120 --> 00:18:42,206 by a handsome blond man. 288 00:18:42,956 --> 00:18:46,293 We're divorced two weeks and she's dating a Nazi. 289 00:18:46,335 --> 00:18:49,505 - What about Sharon? - I like the name. 290 00:18:49,546 --> 00:18:52,883 She works as a photographer's assistant. 291 00:18:52,925 --> 00:18:55,135 - She's bright and cute. - Let's go. 292 00:18:55,177 --> 00:18:57,095 - Call her. - Perfect. 293 00:18:57,137 --> 00:19:00,724 - What will you say? - I'll ask if she's free for dinner. 294 00:19:00,766 --> 00:19:03,769 Don't mention the divorce. Say my wife's dead. 295 00:19:03,810 --> 00:19:08,607 I don't know if we should do this. The old tension's beginning to set in. 296 00:19:08,649 --> 00:19:11,568 Sharon Lake, please. Linda Christie. 297 00:19:11,610 --> 00:19:13,904 I don't want to hear this. 298 00:19:13,946 --> 00:19:16,490 It's Linda, how are you? 299 00:19:17,574 --> 00:19:21,453 Fine. We're going to dinner tonight with an old friend, 300 00:19:21,495 --> 00:19:24,790 we thought you might want to join us. 301 00:19:24,832 --> 00:19:29,002 No, it's nothing. We just have the radio on. 302 00:19:31,922 --> 00:19:34,258 - You don't know him. - A widower. 303 00:19:34,299 --> 00:19:37,553 Tell her my wife died in a mine shaft explosion. 304 00:19:37,594 --> 00:19:39,847 He's lots of fun. You'll like him. 305 00:19:39,888 --> 00:19:44,434 If she doesn't want to, forget it. I don't need this aggravation. 306 00:19:44,476 --> 00:19:47,312 We'll pick you up at eight o'clock. 307 00:19:47,354 --> 00:19:49,398 Simple dress. 308 00:19:49,439 --> 00:19:51,733 Sure, flats are OK. 309 00:19:51,775 --> 00:19:55,112 Let her wear heels. What am l? Toulouse-Lautrec? 310 00:19:56,780 --> 00:19:59,366 Bye-bye. You're set. 311 00:19:59,408 --> 00:20:02,244 I really have mixed feelings about this. 312 00:20:02,286 --> 00:20:05,372 What if I have this chick in bed and Nancy comes back? 313 00:20:05,414 --> 00:20:08,208 Let's not hope for too much this first night. 314 00:20:08,250 --> 00:20:11,837 - Did she say anything about me? - She doesn't know you! 315 00:20:11,879 --> 00:20:14,047 You never said I was a widower. 316 00:20:14,089 --> 00:20:17,926 I got you the date, you tell her about your wife's death. 317 00:20:17,968 --> 00:20:19,970 I'm excited about this. 318 00:20:20,012 --> 00:20:23,223 We'll pick Sharon up and then you after eight. 319 00:20:23,265 --> 00:20:26,185 I can't stay out late, I have an early meeting. 320 00:20:26,226 --> 00:20:29,188 We can eat at the Pier in Sausalito. 321 00:20:29,229 --> 00:20:31,356 Wonderful. It's so romantic. 322 00:20:31,398 --> 00:20:35,152 The food is terrible and I think it's going to rain. 323 00:20:35,194 --> 00:20:38,655 I'm going to shower and douse my body with Canoe. 324 00:20:39,573 --> 00:20:43,660 I'm going home. I'm going to brush all my teeth. 325 00:20:44,703 --> 00:20:47,414 I think he and Sharon should hit it off. 326 00:20:47,456 --> 00:20:49,917 - Yeah? - You don't think so? 327 00:20:49,958 --> 00:20:51,335 He'll probably calm down by tonight. 328 00:20:53,587 --> 00:20:55,756 I wish she'd seen me before. 329 00:20:55,797 --> 00:21:00,010 I hate to be there on a blind date when the girl first sees me. 330 00:21:00,052 --> 00:21:05,057 What if she's disappointed and she laughs or screams? 331 00:21:12,773 --> 00:21:14,441 Ridiculous. 332 00:21:14,483 --> 00:21:17,945 Has a girl ever once reacted by laughing or screaming? 333 00:21:17,986 --> 00:21:20,739 Once. A co-ed from Brooklyn College. 334 00:21:20,781 --> 00:21:23,575 Came to the door, saw me and passed out. 335 00:21:23,617 --> 00:21:26,078 She was weak from dieting, though. 336 00:21:48,225 --> 00:21:50,853 What the hell? 337 00:21:50,894 --> 00:21:54,690 Bogart was short. That never seemed to bother anybody. 338 00:21:54,731 --> 00:21:57,317 You're starting off on the wrong foot. 339 00:21:57,359 --> 00:21:59,444 - Yeah, negative. - Sure. 340 00:21:59,486 --> 00:22:02,990 She's getting the best of you before the game starts. 341 00:22:03,031 --> 00:22:05,742 What's that stuff you put on your face? 342 00:22:05,784 --> 00:22:10,455 - Canoe. It's an aftershave lotion. - What about that other stuff? 343 00:22:10,497 --> 00:22:14,168 Lavoris, Mennen spray deodorant and baby powder. 344 00:22:14,209 --> 00:22:17,212 You're gonna smell like a French cathouse. 345 00:22:17,254 --> 00:22:20,382 - I need them. - Why? Are you ashamed of sweat? 346 00:22:20,424 --> 00:22:22,509 I want to make an impression. 347 00:22:22,551 --> 00:22:26,722 You know, kid, somewhere in life you got turned around. 348 00:22:26,763 --> 00:22:29,349 It's her job to smell nice for you. 349 00:22:29,391 --> 00:22:33,812 Don't tell her you don't drink, she'll think you're a boy scout. 350 00:22:33,854 --> 00:22:35,731 And don't get nervous. 351 00:22:35,772 --> 00:22:39,443 The only bad thing is if she turns out to be a virgin 352 00:22:39,484 --> 00:22:41,570 or a cop. 353 00:22:41,612 --> 00:22:44,406 With my luck, she'll turn out to be both. 354 00:22:44,448 --> 00:22:46,366 You know he's right. 355 00:22:46,408 --> 00:22:50,496 A lot of women are turned on by a masculine, earthy quality. 356 00:22:51,455 --> 00:22:55,375 I shouldn't have put so much Binoca under my arms. 357 00:22:55,417 --> 00:22:59,046 Wouldn't it be great if we hit it off at first sight? 358 00:22:59,922 --> 00:23:03,634 Why not? They say that dames are simple. 359 00:23:04,635 --> 00:23:08,222 I never met one who didn't understand a slap in the mouth 360 00:23:08,263 --> 00:23:10,349 or a slug from a .45. 361 00:23:12,184 --> 00:23:14,645 Come here, Sharon. 362 00:23:16,939 --> 00:23:19,149 You are fantastic. 363 00:23:20,108 --> 00:23:24,279 Up until tonight, the doctors had told me that I was frigid. 364 00:23:24,321 --> 00:23:27,866 I want to thank you for proving them wrong. 365 00:23:27,908 --> 00:23:32,371 You got any girl friends with the same problem, bring them over. 366 00:23:32,412 --> 00:23:36,208 When Dick and Linda spoke of you, they used terms like, 367 00:23:36,250 --> 00:23:38,836 "brilliant " and "genius" 368 00:23:38,877 --> 00:23:42,339 but they didn't say that you were also an animal. 369 00:23:43,298 --> 00:23:46,301 Sorry I had to slap you around, sweetheart, 370 00:23:46,343 --> 00:23:49,680 but you got hysterical when I said "No more." 371 00:24:05,821 --> 00:24:07,781 It's Linda. 372 00:24:09,700 --> 00:24:13,537 I'm alone. Sharon's with Dick, they're out parking. 373 00:24:13,579 --> 00:24:16,415 He sent me in to make sure everything's OK. 374 00:24:16,456 --> 00:24:18,625 I didn't realise it was so late. 375 00:24:18,667 --> 00:24:21,753 Did you break a bottle of shaving lotion? 376 00:24:21,795 --> 00:24:24,882 - I'm wearing too much? - It's a touch strong. 377 00:24:24,923 --> 00:24:28,177 Once we get out into the air, you won't notice. 378 00:24:28,218 --> 00:24:30,470 I better set this place up quickly. 379 00:24:30,512 --> 00:24:33,765 It's fine. We'll just have a quick drink and go. 380 00:24:33,807 --> 00:24:37,436 A few carefully-placed objects create the proper impression. 381 00:24:37,477 --> 00:24:41,190 You can't leave books lying around like you're reading them! 382 00:24:41,231 --> 00:24:44,359 - It creates an image. - You don't need an image. 383 00:24:47,279 --> 00:24:50,324 Got just the thing, my 100-yard-dash medal. 384 00:24:50,365 --> 00:24:54,828 - You can't leave out a track medal. - Why? I paid $20 for it. 385 00:24:56,121 --> 00:24:59,958 I got a big decision to make. Do I go with Oscar Peterson 386 00:25:00,000 --> 00:25:02,169 or Bartok String Quartet No. 5? 387 00:25:02,211 --> 00:25:06,173 Play Oscar Peterson and leave Bartok out so everybody can see it. 388 00:25:06,215 --> 00:25:08,091 That's a good idea. 389 00:25:08,133 --> 00:25:12,596 I've never seen anybody go to so much trouble to impress a date. 390 00:25:12,638 --> 00:25:16,975 If you devoted so much time to Nancy, I don't see why she left. 391 00:25:17,017 --> 00:25:21,855 I used to write her poems, take her to restaurants and order in French. 392 00:25:21,897 --> 00:25:24,399 The waiter would bring the wrong things. 393 00:25:24,441 --> 00:25:27,361 If you just leaned across and kissed her... 394 00:25:27,402 --> 00:25:31,615 I tried. She used to say, "Not here, everybody's staring." 395 00:25:31,657 --> 00:25:34,618 Once, my sleeve caught fire... 396 00:25:34,660 --> 00:25:36,870 See, you laughed. It's funny, right? 397 00:25:36,912 --> 00:25:39,832 She took it as a symbol of my clumsiness. 398 00:25:42,292 --> 00:25:46,004 Tremendous poise. I'm an absolute master. 399 00:25:57,766 --> 00:25:59,852 Come on in. 400 00:26:11,321 --> 00:26:14,825 Allan, this is Sharon. 401 00:26:15,951 --> 00:26:19,830 I've got friends on this block, right across the street. 402 00:26:19,872 --> 00:26:23,667 Do you know the Gibsons? They're a fantastic couple. 403 00:26:23,709 --> 00:26:28,088 - He's an interior decorator. - That's sort of a hobby of mine. 404 00:26:31,425 --> 00:26:35,929 The key to it is to avoid looking like you used a decorator. 405 00:26:35,971 --> 00:26:38,265 I've got to make one quick call. 406 00:26:40,392 --> 00:26:43,812 - Linda, are you wearing Jasmine? - Me? No. 407 00:26:43,854 --> 00:26:47,482 - What are we drinking? - J&B on the rocks. 408 00:26:47,524 --> 00:26:49,484 A Harveys Bristol Cream. 409 00:26:49,526 --> 00:26:51,612 I'll have the usual. 410 00:26:52,487 --> 00:26:55,657 - Bourbon and water. - A bourbon man. 411 00:26:56,283 --> 00:27:00,954 I got to cut down on my drinking. I'm putting away a quart a day. 412 00:27:08,170 --> 00:27:12,925 This is Mr Christie, I'm no longer at 431 -5997. 413 00:27:12,966 --> 00:27:15,886 I'll be at... What time did that come in? 414 00:27:20,265 --> 00:27:22,726 Sharon did a movie. 415 00:27:22,768 --> 00:27:25,354 - Underground. - Stag film? 416 00:27:25,395 --> 00:27:29,191 Underground, you know, arty, 16mm. 417 00:27:29,233 --> 00:27:33,654 - Allan is interested in cinema. - Really? What do you do? 418 00:27:33,695 --> 00:27:37,449 I'm a writer. Nothing much. Film Weekly. 419 00:27:37,491 --> 00:27:39,576 Articles, essays, criticisms. 420 00:27:39,618 --> 00:27:44,540 This film I did got very good reviews. I got singled out. 421 00:27:44,581 --> 00:27:47,459 Course, I was the only girl in it with nine men. 422 00:27:47,501 --> 00:27:50,087 What's it called? Maybe I saw it. 423 00:27:50,128 --> 00:27:52,840 Gang Bang. 424 00:27:52,881 --> 00:27:57,344 These films have the raunchiest titles. Really, it wasn't sexy. 425 00:27:57,386 --> 00:28:01,223 You were all out of bourbon so I made it straight water. 426 00:28:01,265 --> 00:28:04,768 It's so humid out, I think it's going to rain. 427 00:28:04,810 --> 00:28:08,981 Maybe that's why I have a headache. I get terrible sinus attacks. 428 00:28:09,022 --> 00:28:12,025 You should have them drained. 429 00:28:12,067 --> 00:28:14,653 That's why it's silly to go the Pier. 430 00:28:14,695 --> 00:28:17,781 Could you turn the music down a little bit? 431 00:28:17,823 --> 00:28:19,908 Of course. 432 00:28:21,451 --> 00:28:24,288 Why go to an outdoor restaurant in the rain? 433 00:28:24,329 --> 00:28:28,333 - We used to go walking in the rain. - I love the rain. 434 00:28:28,375 --> 00:28:32,171 It washes memories off the sidewalk of life. 435 00:28:39,469 --> 00:28:42,973 Gee, Allan, you really have the delicate touch. 436 00:28:43,015 --> 00:28:47,477 He's a trifle tense, he had some misfortune with his wife. 437 00:28:47,519 --> 00:28:50,606 - His wife? - His ex-wife. She's gone. 438 00:28:50,647 --> 00:28:52,691 - She's dead. - How awful. 439 00:28:52,733 --> 00:28:54,985 She's not really dead. 440 00:28:55,027 --> 00:28:58,363 Technically not dead, but we're not dating. 441 00:28:58,405 --> 00:29:02,284 - She left him. - I'm sorry. 442 00:29:20,928 --> 00:29:24,640 - Is he on anything? - He's been under some strain lately. 443 00:29:27,643 --> 00:29:32,314 This is Mr Christie, I'm at The Hong Fat Noodle Company. 444 00:29:32,356 --> 00:29:37,027 That's 824-7996. 445 00:29:37,069 --> 00:29:39,613 Yeah, right. OK. Bye-bye. 446 00:29:40,614 --> 00:29:46,245 What's interesting is when they eat rice with chopsticks authentically, 447 00:29:46,286 --> 00:29:50,999 they bring it up to their mouths in a shovelling move with your arm. 448 00:29:58,215 --> 00:30:00,300 What's the matter? 449 00:30:00,342 --> 00:30:03,720 Would you excuse me a second? I'll be right back. 450 00:30:07,224 --> 00:30:09,977 - She likes me. - What? 451 00:30:10,018 --> 00:30:13,897 I can read women. She wants me to come on with her. 452 00:30:13,939 --> 00:30:17,192 She digs me. She's playing it very coolly. 453 00:30:17,234 --> 00:30:19,987 I'm going to come on with her later. 454 00:30:23,157 --> 00:30:27,286 - Good night and thanks for dinner. - It's only ten o'clock. 455 00:30:27,327 --> 00:30:30,164 I have a headache and I have to get up early. 456 00:30:30,205 --> 00:30:32,708 - I'll walk you upstairs. - It's OK. 457 00:30:32,749 --> 00:30:35,419 This city's a jungle, I better go. 458 00:30:35,460 --> 00:30:39,006 If I'm not down in an hour, sublet my apartment. 459 00:30:43,719 --> 00:30:45,721 You know any other girls? 460 00:30:45,762 --> 00:30:48,515 I don't know if any of them are his type. 461 00:30:48,557 --> 00:30:51,101 Most of the girls I know are normal. 462 00:30:51,143 --> 00:30:53,228 He's just over-anxious. 463 00:30:53,270 --> 00:30:56,815 As soon as she came over he went into his act. 464 00:31:00,611 --> 00:31:02,738 Well, night. 465 00:31:02,779 --> 00:31:06,325 You know, Sharon, a dame like you and a guy like... 466 00:31:10,454 --> 00:31:12,748 How'd it go with Sharon? 467 00:31:14,958 --> 00:31:16,835 Really? 468 00:31:17,961 --> 00:31:21,215 I keep striking out with women and you keep laughing. 469 00:31:21,256 --> 00:31:24,510 Everybody's insecure, Allan, not just you. 470 00:31:24,551 --> 00:31:26,637 No, you're wrong, Dick is. 471 00:31:27,679 --> 00:31:30,307 Me? Are you kidding? Ask my analyst. 472 00:31:30,349 --> 00:31:34,478 - How many times a week do you go? - Three, but one is group. 473 00:31:34,520 --> 00:31:37,397 Anyone in your group who'd be good for me? 474 00:31:37,439 --> 00:31:41,860 Emotionally disturbed women are interesting. A pervert or something. 475 00:31:42,694 --> 00:31:47,032 Jennifer? What do mean "crazy"? 476 00:31:47,074 --> 00:31:49,159 It'll strictly be sex. 477 00:31:49,201 --> 00:31:51,578 She's too weird for a relationship. 478 00:31:51,620 --> 00:31:53,705 I don't mind just sex. 479 00:31:53,747 --> 00:31:57,042 I'd prefer a girl that doesn't get hung up on me. 480 00:31:57,084 --> 00:31:59,586 I definitely think we should try it. 481 00:31:59,628 --> 00:32:03,841 I really appreciate this. I know it must be a drag for you. 482 00:32:03,882 --> 00:32:06,468 You know who's not insecure? Bogart. 483 00:32:06,510 --> 00:32:09,972 That's not real life. You set too high a standard. 484 00:32:10,013 --> 00:32:13,433 If you're gonna identify, who am I gonna pick? My rabbi? 485 00:32:13,475 --> 00:32:17,312 - Bogart's a perfect image. - You don't need to, you're you. 486 00:32:17,354 --> 00:32:20,190 I know that you can't believe that. 487 00:32:20,232 --> 00:32:22,484 Anyway, onward to Jennifer. 488 00:32:55,642 --> 00:32:59,730 Allan, I won't deny it. I'm a nymphomaniac. 489 00:32:59,771 --> 00:33:04,484 I discovered sex very early. I slept with everybody. 490 00:33:04,526 --> 00:33:07,821 My schoolteacher, my sister's husband, 491 00:33:07,863 --> 00:33:11,074 the string section of the New York Philharmonic. 492 00:33:11,116 --> 00:33:14,453 I want to have sex all the time, play all the time 493 00:33:14,495 --> 00:33:18,081 otherwise you're just down, and why be down? 494 00:33:18,123 --> 00:33:21,043 The best way to get up is sex. 495 00:33:21,710 --> 00:33:23,795 I'm not like my sisters. 496 00:33:23,837 --> 00:33:27,549 They're so inhibited, they never want to do anything. 497 00:33:27,591 --> 00:33:31,053 I believe in having sex as often, as freely 498 00:33:31,094 --> 00:33:33,931 and as intensely as possible. 499 00:33:36,433 --> 00:33:38,810 What do you take me for? 500 00:33:41,146 --> 00:33:43,732 How did I misread those signs? 501 00:33:45,400 --> 00:33:47,903 This stuff just knocks me out. 502 00:33:47,945 --> 00:33:51,573 We're in a room that has some of the highest achievements 503 00:33:51,615 --> 00:33:55,494 - of Western civilisation. - There's no girls. 504 00:33:56,286 --> 00:33:58,455 Look at the Rouault. Look. 505 00:33:59,832 --> 00:34:01,917 It's pretty. 506 00:34:03,293 --> 00:34:06,839 If you could have any painting, what would you pick? 507 00:34:06,880 --> 00:34:09,299 - A van Gogh. Any van Gogh. - Me too. 508 00:34:09,341 --> 00:34:14,096 I feel a mystical attraction for van Gogh. Why is that? 509 00:34:14,137 --> 00:34:18,183 I don't know. I just know he cut off his ear for a girl he loved. 510 00:34:18,225 --> 00:34:21,103 That's the kind of thing you'd do for a girl. 511 00:34:21,144 --> 00:34:23,480 I'd have to like her a lot. 512 00:34:23,522 --> 00:34:26,608 I wonder if Dick would cut his ear off for me? 513 00:34:26,650 --> 00:34:29,862 I don't think you should ask him. He's very busy. 514 00:34:29,903 --> 00:34:33,198 It must be fantastic to be loved so intensely. 515 00:34:34,074 --> 00:34:38,745 Why don't we split and see if there's any action at the Berkeley Museum? 516 00:34:38,787 --> 00:34:40,998 There's one. 517 00:34:41,999 --> 00:34:45,377 - She's great. - Go ahead, speak to her. 518 00:34:45,419 --> 00:34:48,380 - No, are you kidding? - Go on. 519 00:34:48,422 --> 00:34:50,507 Go on, give it a try. 520 00:34:50,549 --> 00:34:53,385 That's what we're here for. Go on. 521 00:34:53,427 --> 00:34:55,596 Casual. 522 00:35:01,852 --> 00:35:04,229 It's a lovely Jackson Pollock. 523 00:35:04,271 --> 00:35:06,356 Yes, it is. 524 00:35:07,566 --> 00:35:09,735 What does it say to you? 525 00:35:09,776 --> 00:35:13,489 It restates the negativeness of the universe. 526 00:35:13,530 --> 00:35:18,994 The hideous, lonely emptiness of existence. Nothingness. 527 00:35:19,036 --> 00:35:24,166 The predicament of man forced to live in a barren, godless eternity 528 00:35:24,208 --> 00:35:28,378 Iike a tiny flame flickering in an immense void 529 00:35:28,420 --> 00:35:32,591 with nothing but waste, horror and degradation 530 00:35:32,633 --> 00:35:37,638 forming a useless straightjacket in a black absurd cosmos. 531 00:35:38,722 --> 00:35:43,101 - What are you doing Saturday? - Committing suicide. 532 00:35:43,143 --> 00:35:45,270 What about Friday night? 533 00:35:50,651 --> 00:35:55,197 If they're beautiful, they're crazy. Beauty drives a woman crazy. 534 00:35:55,239 --> 00:35:57,324 What's he ranting about? 535 00:35:57,366 --> 00:36:00,202 Why am I going to the beach? I hate the beach. 536 00:36:00,244 --> 00:36:02,538 I don't like swimming or the sun. 537 00:36:02,579 --> 00:36:05,999 I'm red-headed, fair-skinned. I don't tan, I stroke. 538 00:36:06,041 --> 00:36:09,169 A lot of good women go to the beach at weekends. 539 00:36:09,211 --> 00:36:11,505 Secretaries, receptionists. 540 00:36:11,547 --> 00:36:14,466 I want a really, really, great woman. 541 00:36:14,508 --> 00:36:17,719 Well, Madame Curie's dead, who else is there? 542 00:36:17,761 --> 00:36:20,097 I thought you were too busy to go away. 543 00:36:20,138 --> 00:36:23,684 A few guys from the office are going, I've got a few meetings. 544 00:36:23,725 --> 00:36:26,270 Do you think we'll get to see you? 545 00:36:26,311 --> 00:36:29,606 - I got you pencilled in for dinner. - Very funny. 546 00:36:29,648 --> 00:36:32,693 - Are there spiders at the beach? - Come on! 547 00:36:32,734 --> 00:36:37,406 Anything with more than two legs that walks across my chest kills me. 548 00:36:37,447 --> 00:36:41,160 - We got to find him a broad. - That's for sure! 549 00:36:41,201 --> 00:36:44,872 - I'm carsick. - Come on, Allan! 550 00:36:44,913 --> 00:36:47,124 We're gonna drop you in the bay. 551 00:36:48,083 --> 00:36:53,088 This is Mr Christie, I'm longer at 731 -071 1 . 552 00:36:53,130 --> 00:36:58,594 I'll be at 885-0714. That's good for the whole weekend. 553 00:36:58,635 --> 00:37:02,097 - What a terrific beach house. - Glad you like it. 554 00:37:02,139 --> 00:37:04,725 Let's burn it down for the insurance. 555 00:37:04,766 --> 00:37:09,688 There's a single bed in here! What happens if I get lucky? 556 00:37:09,730 --> 00:37:11,857 You make love on the beach. 557 00:37:11,899 --> 00:37:13,942 On the beach? 558 00:37:13,984 --> 00:37:18,238 I'll be making love in the sand and the tide will come in and carry me off. 559 00:37:18,280 --> 00:37:20,908 I'll score and drown at the same time. 560 00:37:22,159 --> 00:37:25,913 Look at that, that is pretty. Look out there. 561 00:37:27,372 --> 00:37:30,834 That's really beautiful. The fog's gonna creep in. 562 00:37:31,919 --> 00:37:35,923 Look, you can see the seagulls flying over the cesspool. 563 00:37:42,054 --> 00:37:46,517 This is fun. I haven't been to a place like this in a long time. 564 00:37:46,558 --> 00:37:50,270 I'm getting a heart attack, I can't believe that girl. 565 00:37:51,396 --> 00:37:54,441 I'm at 392-8098. 566 00:38:11,792 --> 00:38:15,212 She's a doll. I'd sell my mother to the Arabs for her. 567 00:38:15,254 --> 00:38:17,798 Why don't you ask her to dance? 568 00:38:17,840 --> 00:38:19,925 I can't. I don't know her. 569 00:38:23,595 --> 00:38:28,559 I can't stay long. I've gotta get up early to play tennis with the guys. 570 00:38:28,600 --> 00:38:30,477 You wanna dance? 571 00:38:30,519 --> 00:38:34,356 We can't do those dances, you have to be under 16 to look good. 572 00:38:34,398 --> 00:38:38,318 I love you, miss, whoever you are. I want to have your child. 573 00:38:38,360 --> 00:38:41,738 - All right, get up and do it. - No, I can't dance. 574 00:38:41,780 --> 00:38:45,659 I'm scared. I had measles as a child, my body won't function. 575 00:38:45,701 --> 00:38:47,786 Come on, go. 576 00:38:50,414 --> 00:38:55,335 Now, start dancing. You ready? Keep count. And it's one, two... 577 00:38:55,377 --> 00:38:57,754 One, two. 578 00:38:57,796 --> 00:39:00,549 Right. Go ahead, say something to her. 579 00:39:03,260 --> 00:39:05,345 One, two... 580 00:39:09,808 --> 00:39:12,311 Try something more meaningful. 581 00:39:15,063 --> 00:39:17,024 Three, four... 582 00:39:22,446 --> 00:39:24,531 Speak to her. 583 00:39:28,660 --> 00:39:30,746 Are you interested in dancing? 584 00:39:30,787 --> 00:39:32,873 Get lost, creep. 585 00:39:35,083 --> 00:39:38,128 - What did she say? - She'd rather not. 586 00:39:50,474 --> 00:39:53,810 Even if we buy two more lots, we'll have to wait. 587 00:39:53,852 --> 00:39:57,689 - It's cheaper to hold on to them. - The price will move. 588 00:39:57,731 --> 00:40:01,902 It'll require using our current holdings as collateral. 589 00:40:01,944 --> 00:40:04,863 You've got a lot going for you. 590 00:40:04,905 --> 00:40:09,618 You're bright, funny and you're romantic, if you'd only believe it. 591 00:40:09,660 --> 00:40:12,704 Why put on a mask every time you meet a girl? 592 00:40:12,746 --> 00:40:16,250 Will we be able to build? Even in the new tax year? 593 00:40:16,291 --> 00:40:19,169 Why build if the interest rate might go down? 594 00:40:19,211 --> 00:40:21,296 I keep telling you, 595 00:40:21,338 --> 00:40:24,132 be yourself and a girl will fall in love with you. 596 00:40:24,174 --> 00:40:27,511 You've been great, spending your time with me. 597 00:40:28,345 --> 00:40:32,266 - I'll tell you the truth, I'm having a ball. - Are you? 598 00:40:32,307 --> 00:40:36,311 It'll make a big difference. If you're gonna pay $600 a lot... 599 00:40:36,353 --> 00:40:38,355 It's a great opportunity. 600 00:40:38,397 --> 00:40:41,275 You may have half a per cent more interest rate. 601 00:40:42,568 --> 00:40:45,988 I got you a present cos I know it's your birthday. 602 00:40:46,029 --> 00:40:48,115 How'd you know? 603 00:40:48,157 --> 00:40:50,868 You mentioned the date and I remembered it. 604 00:40:50,909 --> 00:40:54,413 It's the same date my mother had her hysterectomy. 605 00:40:58,584 --> 00:41:02,296 It's lovely. It's beautiful. 606 00:41:02,337 --> 00:41:04,214 A plastic skunk. 607 00:41:04,256 --> 00:41:08,635 It's so cute and I heard you say skunks are your favourite animals. 608 00:41:10,345 --> 00:41:12,264 I'm so touched. 609 00:41:12,306 --> 00:41:14,474 - You like it? - I love it. 610 00:41:14,516 --> 00:41:17,477 It doesn't do anything, it's just a skunk. 611 00:41:17,519 --> 00:41:20,355 She liked your present better than mine. 612 00:41:20,397 --> 00:41:23,817 She's usually so excited when I get her something 613 00:41:23,859 --> 00:41:26,403 but all she could talk about was her skunk. 614 00:41:26,445 --> 00:41:28,614 It's your imagination. 615 00:41:28,655 --> 00:41:31,033 I don't know. She's moody lately. 616 00:41:31,074 --> 00:41:33,619 - Cos you neglect her. - I know. 617 00:41:33,660 --> 00:41:36,872 - Did she say something? - She doesn't have to. 618 00:41:36,914 --> 00:41:40,667 I see the two of you together. Plus she said something. 619 00:41:40,709 --> 00:41:43,295 It's nothing we haven't been through. 620 00:41:43,337 --> 00:41:46,256 She's very insecure, she needs attention. 621 00:41:46,298 --> 00:41:50,385 What's she insecure about? She knows I'm crazy about her. 622 00:41:50,427 --> 00:41:53,931 Why, because I'm too busy now to always dote on her? 623 00:41:53,972 --> 00:41:56,391 Linda's used to being fussed over. 624 00:41:56,433 --> 00:41:59,937 She's always been pretty, high marks in college. 625 00:41:59,978 --> 00:42:04,358 I sometimes think she married me because I didn't fawn over her. 626 00:42:04,399 --> 00:42:06,777 But you must admit you're driven. 627 00:42:06,819 --> 00:42:10,155 Do you know what's happening in the stock market? 628 00:42:10,197 --> 00:42:13,033 - Where are we going? - There she is. 629 00:42:13,075 --> 00:42:17,538 She works in my office. She just broke up with her boyfriend. 630 00:42:17,579 --> 00:42:21,041 - There's too many people at the table. - Come on! 631 00:42:21,083 --> 00:42:23,460 I don't want to. We'll do it later. 632 00:42:23,502 --> 00:42:26,213 - What shall I say? - Ask her to dinner. 633 00:42:26,255 --> 00:42:29,174 I can't. Why can't you and Linda come... 634 00:42:29,216 --> 00:42:31,301 Cos I have to work late. 635 00:42:31,343 --> 00:42:33,637 Julie, this is Allan Felix. 636 00:42:33,679 --> 00:42:36,431 Would you like to go to dinner tonight? 637 00:42:36,473 --> 00:42:40,477 - That's right to the point. - That was pretty fast! 638 00:42:41,395 --> 00:42:43,730 Forgive me, I'm... 639 00:42:43,772 --> 00:42:45,607 It needed tossing anyhow. 640 00:42:51,155 --> 00:42:54,366 Let's go in there and get stoned and watch the freaks. 641 00:42:54,408 --> 00:42:57,744 You sure you don't want to go to the movies? 642 00:42:57,786 --> 00:42:59,872 Come on! 643 00:43:15,554 --> 00:43:17,973 - You wanna dance? - No, thanks. 644 00:43:18,015 --> 00:43:20,142 I didn't ask you, I asked her. 645 00:43:20,184 --> 00:43:22,769 I don't wanna dance either. 646 00:43:24,897 --> 00:43:28,484 - What the hell is this? - 7 Up. 647 00:43:28,525 --> 00:43:30,944 I'm on the wagon, doctor's orders. 648 00:43:30,986 --> 00:43:34,323 My hand shakes. It's like battle fatigue... 649 00:43:35,365 --> 00:43:37,618 He kills me. 650 00:43:37,659 --> 00:43:40,037 What's your name, honey? 651 00:43:41,413 --> 00:43:45,334 - It's a nice name. - Must get her back to the orphanage. 652 00:43:45,375 --> 00:43:48,962 I take her out once a year to the zoo and the circus. Excuse me. 653 00:43:49,004 --> 00:43:52,674 - Sit down. - I'd love to stay but I gotta be up early. 654 00:43:52,716 --> 00:43:55,802 Going to a temple, it's my people's Sabbath. 655 00:43:58,889 --> 00:44:02,184 - Come here. - Chris is coming over, is he? 656 00:44:02,226 --> 00:44:05,354 I want you to meet this good-looking broad. 657 00:44:05,395 --> 00:44:07,481 Thanks for inviting us over. 658 00:44:07,523 --> 00:44:10,609 - Just get right in here. - I love parties. 659 00:44:10,651 --> 00:44:13,904 You'd look real good on the back of my chopper. 660 00:44:14,905 --> 00:44:19,117 Have you fellas seen the new production of The Trojan Women? 661 00:44:21,912 --> 00:44:23,956 What are you doing? 662 00:44:23,997 --> 00:44:26,083 Financial reports. 663 00:44:26,124 --> 00:44:28,210 Which are not fun. 664 00:44:29,586 --> 00:44:32,130 Have you seen Allan around lately? 665 00:44:33,215 --> 00:44:36,635 Oh, he was here before. He's out tonight. 666 00:44:38,053 --> 00:44:41,265 - On a date? - Yes, I fixed him up. 667 00:44:41,306 --> 00:44:43,308 You did? 668 00:44:44,393 --> 00:44:46,478 Who with? 669 00:44:46,520 --> 00:44:48,647 One of the girls at the office. 670 00:44:49,731 --> 00:44:51,817 Which one? 671 00:44:52,943 --> 00:44:56,405 - Which one is she? Do I know her? - Very sexy. 672 00:44:56,446 --> 00:44:59,575 And bright. I think they'll like each other. 673 00:44:59,616 --> 00:45:02,452 Is Julie the blonde one with big eyes? 674 00:45:02,494 --> 00:45:04,788 Blonde, big eyes, very earthy, 675 00:45:04,830 --> 00:45:07,291 wears those see-through blouses. 676 00:45:07,332 --> 00:45:09,418 Every guy in the office likes her. 677 00:45:09,459 --> 00:45:11,712 You think she's right for Allan? 678 00:45:12,504 --> 00:45:15,507 Cos to me, she doesn't seem like the type. 679 00:45:15,549 --> 00:45:18,886 - He liked her. - Really? 680 00:45:20,637 --> 00:45:22,764 How do you know? 681 00:45:22,806 --> 00:45:24,892 I could feel it. 682 00:45:24,933 --> 00:45:28,770 - Did he say anything? - Hey, I'm trying to work. 683 00:45:28,812 --> 00:45:30,898 OK, I'm sorry. 684 00:45:34,318 --> 00:45:38,739 - Those guys are following us. - Don't worry, I'm a fast runner. 685 00:45:38,780 --> 00:45:42,701 - Where're you going with that chick? - Don't look back. 686 00:45:42,743 --> 00:45:46,121 - I'm scared. - I'll go into my fake limp. 687 00:45:46,163 --> 00:45:48,540 Let's all go on a little party. 688 00:45:48,582 --> 00:45:50,834 Fellas, I'm a veteran. 689 00:45:50,876 --> 00:45:54,213 Get rid of this creep and I'll take you for a ride. 690 00:45:54,254 --> 00:45:57,216 Take your hands off her! Did I say that? 691 00:45:57,257 --> 00:45:59,885 All right, shorty, let's go... 692 00:46:01,178 --> 00:46:05,849 - Your tattoo's coming off on my neck. - I'm gonna start screaming! 693 00:46:05,891 --> 00:46:08,352 Don't worry, I can handle this. 694 00:46:12,564 --> 00:46:14,733 Start screaming. 695 00:46:25,285 --> 00:46:28,288 - Allan, is that you? - Yes. 696 00:46:28,330 --> 00:46:31,500 - How'd it go? - I got into a fight. 697 00:46:33,418 --> 00:46:35,921 What? You got into a fight? With who? 698 00:46:35,963 --> 00:46:40,217 Some guys got tough with Julie. I had to teach them a lesson. 699 00:46:40,259 --> 00:46:42,553 - Are you all right? - I'm fine. 700 00:46:42,594 --> 00:46:47,683 I snapped my chin onto a guy's fist and hit one in the knee with my nose. 701 00:46:48,767 --> 00:46:52,062 - Where's Julie? - She ran off with the leader. 702 00:46:52,104 --> 00:46:56,692 They're getting married. It never would have worked between us. 703 00:46:56,733 --> 00:47:01,405 She's Protestant, I'm Catholic, it's a great religious abyss. 704 00:47:01,446 --> 00:47:06,451 - Who were these guys? - They said they were hairdressers. 705 00:47:06,493 --> 00:47:09,997 - Hard to believe. - You want us to call a doctor? 706 00:47:10,038 --> 00:47:13,375 No, I'm fine. I could use a three-foot Band-Aid 707 00:47:13,417 --> 00:47:15,919 until the pain subsides. 708 00:47:15,961 --> 00:47:20,549 She's laughing and my sex life is turning into the Petrified Forest. 709 00:47:21,675 --> 00:47:23,844 Very funny. 710 00:47:40,527 --> 00:47:45,324 Ten million women in the country and I can't wind up with one. 711 00:47:47,451 --> 00:47:50,329 Come on, you had some laughs with Linda. 712 00:47:50,370 --> 00:47:54,458 There's no pressure with Linda, I'm not trying to make her. 713 00:47:54,500 --> 00:47:57,711 I'm sure if I met her on a date, we'd have no fun. 714 00:47:57,753 --> 00:48:01,006 The girls I try and score with I can't get to first base. 715 00:48:29,076 --> 00:48:32,955 I'm turning into the strike-out king of San Francisco. 716 00:48:32,996 --> 00:48:38,043 What do you expect? I always said you were not the romantic type. 717 00:48:38,085 --> 00:48:40,462 What's the matter with me, Nancy? 718 00:48:40,504 --> 00:48:44,466 You're a dreamer, you're awkward, you're clumsy. 719 00:48:44,508 --> 00:48:48,720 They can see how desperate you are. You've said it yourself. 720 00:48:48,762 --> 00:48:52,850 Don't go by that girl tonight. I was toying with her. 721 00:48:52,891 --> 00:48:57,062 Face it, you may be very sweet but you're not sexy. 722 00:48:57,104 --> 00:49:00,941 Don't be so sure. You never said that when we were married. 723 00:49:01,692 --> 00:49:03,652 I was thinking it. 724 00:49:05,028 --> 00:49:07,739 I bet she was. 725 00:49:07,781 --> 00:49:11,952 I wonder if she actually had an orgasm while we were married 726 00:49:11,994 --> 00:49:14,413 or did she fake it that night? 727 00:49:17,332 --> 00:49:19,418 Is this the Perry residence? 728 00:49:20,586 --> 00:49:22,671 Can I speak to Marilyn? 729 00:49:24,464 --> 00:49:27,176 An old friend of hers, I dated her once. 730 00:49:28,177 --> 00:49:30,262 Do you remember? 731 00:49:30,304 --> 00:49:32,890 I'm stunned! It was 1 1 years ago. 732 00:49:32,931 --> 00:49:37,311 That's right. Short with red hair and glasses. 733 00:49:37,352 --> 00:49:39,646 No, that's cleared up. 734 00:49:42,024 --> 00:49:44,568 How can I get in touch with her? 735 00:49:45,652 --> 00:49:47,779 Really? 736 00:49:47,821 --> 00:49:49,990 She still feels that way? 737 00:49:50,991 --> 00:49:53,076 It's been 1 1 years. 738 00:49:54,161 --> 00:49:56,872 When did you last speak with her? 739 00:49:59,416 --> 00:50:01,502 Last week. 740 00:50:01,543 --> 00:50:06,006 And she specified that she didn't want you to give me the number? 741 00:50:07,090 --> 00:50:08,967 I see. 742 00:50:09,009 --> 00:50:11,094 OK, thank you. 743 00:50:17,309 --> 00:50:20,604 Excuse me, could you tell me where Mr Felix is? 744 00:50:20,646 --> 00:50:23,982 - Right through that door. - Thank you. 745 00:50:29,279 --> 00:50:32,115 - Are you busy? - What are you doing here? 746 00:50:32,157 --> 00:50:34,701 - I don't feel so hot. - What's wrong? 747 00:50:34,743 --> 00:50:37,454 What do you have for an anxiety attack? 748 00:50:37,496 --> 00:50:40,082 Everything, I'm a drugstore. 749 00:50:40,123 --> 00:50:42,668 I have this throbbing in my stomach. 750 00:50:42,709 --> 00:50:45,254 How do know it's anxiety and not fear? 751 00:50:45,295 --> 00:50:48,423 - My stomach's jumpy. - Is it hard to breathe? 752 00:50:48,465 --> 00:50:51,009 I feel frightened and I don't know why. 753 00:50:51,051 --> 00:50:53,762 - I get that. - Is it fear or anxiety? 754 00:50:53,804 --> 00:50:56,139 Homosexual panic. 755 00:50:56,181 --> 00:50:59,935 I always get this way when Dick goes on a business trip. 756 00:50:59,977 --> 00:51:01,937 He had to fly to Cleveland. 757 00:51:01,979 --> 00:51:04,273 I got up, drove him to the airport 758 00:51:04,314 --> 00:51:06,859 and threw up in the United Airlines terminal. 759 00:51:06,900 --> 00:51:08,777 I've thrown up there. 760 00:51:08,819 --> 00:51:11,405 I don't know what it is that upsets me. 761 00:51:11,446 --> 00:51:15,242 Fear of separation. I had to go to Washington once, 762 00:51:15,284 --> 00:51:17,619 and although I was leaving, I got sick 763 00:51:17,661 --> 00:51:19,872 and when I returned, my wife threw up. 764 00:51:19,913 --> 00:51:24,042 My analyst would say I'm feeling guilty because I want him to go. 765 00:51:24,084 --> 00:51:25,961 I can't understand you. 766 00:51:26,003 --> 00:51:29,256 You're a knockout, why are you a mass of symptoms? 767 00:51:29,298 --> 00:51:31,383 Why is anybody screwed up? 768 00:51:31,425 --> 00:51:34,178 I guess it happens when you're a child. 769 00:51:34,219 --> 00:51:38,557 You think you're ugly, your parents divorce, you feel abandoned. 770 00:51:38,599 --> 00:51:40,684 You must have the same thing. 771 00:51:40,726 --> 00:51:44,062 My parents never got divorced, although I begged them to. 772 00:51:44,104 --> 00:51:48,525 I know you think I'm nice, I appreciate it. It's good for my ego. 773 00:51:48,567 --> 00:51:50,777 And I'm hypercritical. 774 00:51:50,819 --> 00:51:54,281 I have a tendency to reject before I get rejected. 775 00:51:54,323 --> 00:51:56,492 That way I save time and money. 776 00:51:59,912 --> 00:52:03,624 - No date tonight? - I had a date but she called it off. 777 00:52:03,665 --> 00:52:05,751 Some kind of Polish holiday. 778 00:52:06,710 --> 00:52:09,838 Why don't we go out to dinner and hit a movie? 779 00:52:09,880 --> 00:52:12,674 I have a better idea. Have dinner at my house. 780 00:52:12,716 --> 00:52:15,010 The Big Sleep's on tonight. 781 00:52:15,052 --> 00:52:17,679 Do you have anything for me to cook? 782 00:52:17,721 --> 00:52:20,599 Frozen steaks and a bottle of champagne. 783 00:52:20,641 --> 00:52:23,060 What are you doing with champagne? 784 00:52:23,101 --> 00:52:27,523 I tried to cook to impress a girl. Beef stroganoff in the pressure cooker. 785 00:52:27,564 --> 00:52:30,692 - How was it? - I don't know. It's still on the wall. 786 00:52:30,734 --> 00:52:34,363 - I'll buy some stuff and bring it over. - Fabulous. 787 00:52:34,404 --> 00:52:37,491 I'll get some asparagus, salad and dessert. 788 00:52:37,533 --> 00:52:41,662 I love to cook but I never get a chance. Dick's always so busy. 789 00:52:41,703 --> 00:52:43,831 Get a whole lot of stuff. 790 00:52:43,872 --> 00:52:47,125 You can open the champagne but not just for me. 791 00:52:47,167 --> 00:52:51,505 I'll have one with you but you have to put me to bed if I dance naked. 792 00:52:56,093 --> 00:53:00,097 This is gonna be great. I've got a terrific rapport with Linda. 793 00:53:00,138 --> 00:53:02,224 I hate to see her depressed. 794 00:53:02,266 --> 00:53:07,437 It's gonna be a nice, cosy evening in. Build a little fire. 795 00:53:07,479 --> 00:53:10,691 I'll get some candles, set up some atmosphere. 796 00:53:10,732 --> 00:53:12,609 Open the champagne. 797 00:53:12,651 --> 00:53:16,488 Women are suckers for champagne, it makes them crazy. 798 00:53:16,530 --> 00:53:20,701 It makes them crazy? What the hell am I talking about here? 799 00:53:20,742 --> 00:53:22,828 This is Linda, Dick's wife. 800 00:53:23,745 --> 00:53:26,331 So, you finally fell in love with her? 801 00:53:26,373 --> 00:53:31,211 - I just got carried away for a minute. - You don't have to feel guilty. 802 00:53:31,253 --> 00:53:36,508 Over what? Two lonely people with lots in common have dinner together. 803 00:53:36,550 --> 00:53:40,971 - We're platonic friends. - That's not how she thinks of you. 804 00:53:41,013 --> 00:53:44,141 - How can you tell? - Does she have to attack you? 805 00:53:44,183 --> 00:53:47,394 Don't get those candles, they're for a Jewish holiday! 806 00:53:47,436 --> 00:53:52,316 - She's my friend's wife. - She'll tell Dick and he'll beat you up. 807 00:53:52,357 --> 00:53:55,360 - She loves you, not him. - He's not romantic. 808 00:53:55,402 --> 00:53:57,779 - He could be. - Don't listen to him. 809 00:53:57,821 --> 00:54:01,116 - Don't listen to her. - We're in a supermarket. 810 00:54:02,326 --> 00:54:05,412 Get a grip on yourself, she's married. 811 00:54:05,454 --> 00:54:08,248 And to your best friend. 812 00:54:08,290 --> 00:54:11,418 They're never gonna get a divorce either. 813 00:54:11,460 --> 00:54:13,962 Why can't I ever get a break? 814 00:54:14,004 --> 00:54:16,340 I'd like you to do me a favour. 815 00:54:16,381 --> 00:54:20,427 I've fallen in love with another woman, it just happened. 816 00:54:20,469 --> 00:54:23,722 We're going to live in Alaska, she's an Eskimo. 817 00:54:23,764 --> 00:54:28,519 I thought perhaps while I'm gone, you'd look after Linda. 818 00:54:28,560 --> 00:54:31,980 - Of course. - Well, I'm off to Alaska. 819 00:54:32,022 --> 00:54:35,317 If you need me, I'll be at Frozen Tundra 69290. 820 00:54:45,035 --> 00:54:49,331 I'm so tense. I don't know what's wrong. 821 00:54:50,415 --> 00:54:52,668 She'll be here any second. 822 00:54:52,709 --> 00:54:55,629 She is always complimenting me. 823 00:54:55,671 --> 00:55:00,342 I know she likes me but does she like me that way? 824 00:55:01,844 --> 00:55:04,137 What the hell? I could test her. 825 00:55:05,097 --> 00:55:07,057 I could make an advance. 826 00:55:07,099 --> 00:55:09,434 What could possibly go wrong? 827 00:55:10,519 --> 00:55:12,604 - Don't! - It was meant to be. 828 00:55:12,646 --> 00:55:15,190 Take your hands off me. Are you crazy? 829 00:55:15,232 --> 00:55:19,403 - Linda, my love. - I'm a married woman. Rape! 830 00:55:19,444 --> 00:55:21,738 Let's not get carried away. 831 00:55:21,780 --> 00:55:23,866 I'm not an appealing guy. 832 00:55:24,908 --> 00:55:27,828 The thought that Linda could fall for me, 833 00:55:27,870 --> 00:55:30,164 I'm kidding myself. 834 00:55:30,205 --> 00:55:32,791 Where the hell is she anyhow? 835 00:55:32,833 --> 00:55:36,795 By now she could have had her steak and been out of here. 836 00:55:42,050 --> 00:55:46,388 I feel so light, that lithium I took today is really working. 837 00:55:46,430 --> 00:55:49,725 Maybe you'd better not have any champagne. 838 00:55:49,766 --> 00:55:53,979 No, if I get carried away, you can always call the police. 839 00:55:54,021 --> 00:55:57,441 - How long is Dick away for? - He's back tomorrow. 840 00:55:57,483 --> 00:56:00,652 There's a new Truffaut film, we should go see it. 841 00:56:00,694 --> 00:56:02,863 Come on, we're all set for here. 842 00:56:02,905 --> 00:56:07,951 Besides, it's starting to rain and that great lda Lupino movie's on. 843 00:56:07,993 --> 00:56:12,873 She's married but gets involved with her husband's best friend. 844 00:56:12,915 --> 00:56:15,834 - How does it end? - She kills the men. 845 00:56:15,876 --> 00:56:19,755 - Let's go out. - No, I really want to see the movie. 846 00:56:19,796 --> 00:56:25,302 It's a fascinating theme. Do you think it is possible to love two people at once? 847 00:56:25,344 --> 00:56:28,472 - What do you mean? - A wife, happily married, 848 00:56:28,514 --> 00:56:31,225 suddenly finds she loves another man. 849 00:56:31,266 --> 00:56:36,104 Not that she doesn't love her husband just that she loves somebody else. 850 00:56:36,146 --> 00:56:38,232 Do you think that's possible? 851 00:56:38,273 --> 00:56:40,359 - Do you? - Very. 852 00:56:40,400 --> 00:56:43,362 Very possible and probably very common. 853 00:56:43,403 --> 00:56:45,823 Love is such a strange phenomenon. 854 00:56:45,864 --> 00:56:47,991 Strange and exquisite. 855 00:56:48,534 --> 00:56:51,537 - Go ahead, make your move. - No, I can't. 856 00:56:51,578 --> 00:56:54,081 - Take her and kiss her. - Is anything wrong? 857 00:56:54,122 --> 00:56:58,085 She wants it. Hurry, before she moves out of position. 858 00:56:58,126 --> 00:57:00,921 - Kiss her, kid. - I'll do the potatoes. 859 00:57:02,548 --> 00:57:05,342 Well, kid, you blew it. 860 00:57:06,426 --> 00:57:08,512 I can't do it. 861 00:57:08,554 --> 00:57:13,183 How's it look? I invite her over and come on like a sex degenerate. 862 00:57:13,225 --> 00:57:17,312 You're getting carried away. You think too much, just do it. 863 00:57:17,354 --> 00:57:19,439 We're platonic friends. 864 00:57:19,481 --> 00:57:23,110 I can't spoil that by coming on. She'll slap my face. 865 00:57:23,152 --> 00:57:25,404 I've had my face slapped plenty. 866 00:57:25,445 --> 00:57:27,990 But your glasses don't go flying across the room. 867 00:57:28,031 --> 00:57:30,075 -You're gonna disappoint her. - I can't. 868 00:57:32,161 --> 00:57:35,038 Here we are, you can start on this. 869 00:57:35,747 --> 00:57:39,251 Did you read that another Oakland woman was raped? 870 00:57:39,293 --> 00:57:42,087 I was nowhere near Oakland! 871 00:57:43,172 --> 00:57:47,342 - Do they know who did it? - No idea. He must be very clever. 872 00:57:47,384 --> 00:57:51,180 You must be on the ball to rape so many women and get away with it. 873 00:57:51,221 --> 00:57:55,559 If anybody tried to rape me, I'd just pretend to go along with it 874 00:57:55,601 --> 00:57:58,896 and then grab a heavy object and let him have it. 875 00:58:00,772 --> 00:58:03,317 That is unless I was enjoying it. 876 00:58:06,153 --> 00:58:08,697 They say it's every woman's secret desire. 877 00:58:08,739 --> 00:58:11,825 I guess it depends on who's doing the raping. 878 00:58:12,868 --> 00:58:16,955 Why dwell on morbid subjects? Odds are you'll never get raped. 879 00:58:16,997 --> 00:58:19,082 Not with my luck. 880 00:58:21,168 --> 00:58:23,378 I feel so light. 881 00:58:23,420 --> 00:58:27,216 That drink is going right to my head. I'm floating. 882 00:58:27,257 --> 00:58:29,635 - Go ahead, kiss her. - I can't. 883 00:58:29,676 --> 00:58:32,137 - She's ready. - How can you be sure? 884 00:58:32,179 --> 00:58:35,182 - Believe me, I'm sure. - She'll pull back. 885 00:58:35,224 --> 00:58:38,685 She's sitting and waiting. Now, don't screw up. 886 00:58:40,479 --> 00:58:43,065 Right, I'll try but I'm gonna go slow. 887 00:58:43,106 --> 00:58:46,276 If she screams, I'll pretend it was a joke. 888 00:58:46,318 --> 00:58:48,403 She'd better laugh. 889 00:58:50,572 --> 00:58:52,658 The phone! 890 00:58:56,787 --> 00:58:58,664 Yes, she's here. 891 00:58:58,705 --> 00:59:02,626 She came over before. I was going out, I had a Polish date. 892 00:59:02,668 --> 00:59:05,587 It's for you, it's from Cleveland. 893 00:59:05,629 --> 00:59:08,048 - Are you upset? - The ring startled me. 894 00:59:08,090 --> 00:59:11,426 I want her out, I'm gonna cause an international incident! 895 00:59:11,468 --> 00:59:15,222 - Hello, darling. - She loves him. I'm kidding myself. 896 00:59:15,264 --> 00:59:19,893 Relax. You're as nervous as Elizabeth Scott was before I blew her brains out. 897 00:59:19,935 --> 00:59:22,896 All you got to do is make your move. 898 00:59:22,938 --> 00:59:26,984 This is crazy. We'll all wind up in The National Enquirer. 899 00:59:27,025 --> 00:59:29,236 OK, goodbye. 900 00:59:29,278 --> 00:59:31,238 Yes, I will. 901 00:59:32,239 --> 00:59:36,743 Dick sounded down. I think he's having trouble in Cleveland. 902 00:59:36,785 --> 00:59:39,997 How come he never takes you with him on these trips? 903 00:59:40,038 --> 00:59:43,834 I'm afraid to fly. My analyst says it's an excuse. 904 00:59:43,876 --> 00:59:46,128 He never asks me along, though. 905 00:59:46,170 --> 00:59:49,214 Maybe he's got something going on the side. 906 00:59:49,256 --> 00:59:53,135 - Would that bother you? - Sure. But not if I didn't know. 907 00:59:53,177 --> 00:59:58,182 I know it'd hurt Dick if you ever had a casual affair with anyone. 908 00:59:58,223 --> 01:00:01,518 I don't think I could have a casual affair. 909 01:00:01,560 --> 01:00:04,271 No, I don't take those things lightly. 910 01:00:04,313 --> 01:00:08,358 If I fell for another man, it'd have to be more than just a fling. 911 01:00:08,400 --> 01:00:12,029 I'd have feel something more serious. Are you shaking? 912 01:00:12,070 --> 01:00:13,947 Just chilly. 913 01:00:13,989 --> 01:00:16,492 It's not very cold. 914 01:00:16,533 --> 01:00:19,536 Anyway, I'm not the type for an affair. 915 01:00:19,578 --> 01:00:22,080 I couldn't take the excitement. 916 01:00:22,122 --> 01:00:24,541 Besides, I'm not glamorous enough. 917 01:00:24,583 --> 01:00:26,835 You're uncommonly beautiful. 918 01:00:26,877 --> 01:00:30,297 When I go out with you and all those beautiful girls, 919 01:00:30,339 --> 01:00:32,549 I feel like life has passed me by. 920 01:00:32,591 --> 01:00:35,219 I should be selling chocolate at Fannie Farmer. 921 01:00:35,260 --> 01:00:37,763 Those girls are not in your league. 922 01:00:37,804 --> 01:00:42,851 Keep talking, you're saving my life. I have such an inferiority complex. 923 01:00:42,893 --> 01:00:45,938 You're doing very well. Now kiss her. 924 01:00:45,979 --> 01:00:48,982 - Please! - You built up to it beautifully. 925 01:00:49,024 --> 01:00:52,694 - I don't have the nerve. - Tell her she's beautiful. 926 01:00:52,736 --> 01:00:55,823 - I just told her. - Again. 927 01:00:55,864 --> 01:00:59,201 You really are an unusually beautiful person. 928 01:00:59,243 --> 01:01:03,747 - I don't know what to say... - You're exceptionally beautiful. 929 01:01:03,789 --> 01:01:06,875 You're uncommonly beautiful, unusually beautiful... 930 01:01:06,917 --> 01:01:09,086 All right! 931 01:01:09,127 --> 01:01:12,047 It's been so long since anybody said that. 932 01:01:12,089 --> 01:01:15,008 - Move closer to her. - How close? 933 01:01:15,050 --> 01:01:17,135 The length of your lips. 934 01:01:17,177 --> 01:01:20,556 - That's very close. - Come on, move. 935 01:01:27,563 --> 01:01:29,439 Now what? 936 01:01:29,481 --> 01:01:34,361 Tell her that she moves something in you that you can't control. 937 01:01:34,403 --> 01:01:36,697 - You're kidding! - Go ahead. 938 01:01:36,738 --> 01:01:38,949 - It's corny. - She'll love it. 939 01:01:38,991 --> 01:01:41,702 Fred Astaire looks great in tails, I don't. 940 01:01:41,743 --> 01:01:44,705 Leave Fred Astaire out of this and say something. 941 01:01:44,746 --> 01:01:47,875 - I've loved our time together. - So have l. 942 01:01:47,916 --> 01:01:50,586 All right? I don't want to use your line. 943 01:01:50,627 --> 01:01:52,880 You're doing fine, kid. 944 01:01:52,921 --> 01:01:57,634 Now, tell her she has the most irresistible eyes you've ever seen. 945 01:02:00,012 --> 01:02:04,141 You have the most eyes I've ever seen on any person. 946 01:02:04,183 --> 01:02:06,560 - Your... - Your hand is trembling. 947 01:02:06,602 --> 01:02:09,271 - That's because you're near. - Pardon? 948 01:02:09,313 --> 01:02:11,398 Tell her that! 949 01:02:12,941 --> 01:02:15,152 That's because you're near. 950 01:02:15,194 --> 01:02:17,905 You really know what to say, don't you? 951 01:02:17,946 --> 01:02:20,949 Now, tell her that you've met a lot of dames 952 01:02:20,991 --> 01:02:24,411 but she is really something special. 953 01:02:24,453 --> 01:02:27,247 - That she won't believe. - Oh, no? 954 01:02:29,917 --> 01:02:32,628 I have met a lot of dames 955 01:02:32,669 --> 01:02:36,298 but you are really something special. 956 01:02:36,340 --> 01:02:37,591 Really? 957 01:02:37,633 --> 01:02:39,843 She bought it! 958 01:02:42,971 --> 01:02:47,184 Put your right hand around her shoulders and pull her close. 959 01:02:47,226 --> 01:02:49,353 - I can't. - Go on! 960 01:02:49,394 --> 01:02:51,480 I'll try. 961 01:02:54,775 --> 01:02:59,780 Now, get ready for the big move and do exactly as I tell you. 962 01:02:59,822 --> 01:03:03,242 I warned you to leave my ex-husband alone. 963 01:03:11,375 --> 01:03:13,877 I guess I better fix the steaks. 964 01:03:17,256 --> 01:03:19,341 Your eyes... 965 01:03:20,592 --> 01:03:22,761 are like two thick steaks. 966 01:03:22,803 --> 01:03:24,596 Don't! 967 01:03:24,638 --> 01:03:27,683 - I'll pay for the lamp. - I think I love you. 968 01:03:27,724 --> 01:03:30,144 No, I insist on paying for the lamp. 969 01:03:30,185 --> 01:03:34,106 - Forget the lamp. - I'm so clumsy. Take $10. 970 01:03:34,148 --> 01:03:37,901 Forget the damn lamp. Give me $5, we'll call it even. 971 01:03:37,943 --> 01:03:40,445 - Don't! - You're making a mistake. 972 01:03:40,487 --> 01:03:45,242 I was joking. I was just testing you. It was a platonic kiss. 973 01:03:45,284 --> 01:03:49,163 - I think I'd better go home. - You're making a mistake. 974 01:03:49,204 --> 01:03:52,040 - I should go. - If you think I would... 975 01:03:52,082 --> 01:03:54,126 Allan, I'll be fine. 976 01:03:56,378 --> 01:03:59,756 I attacked her. I'm a vicious jungle beast. 977 01:03:59,798 --> 01:04:03,635 She's panicky. When she gets home, she'll be hysterical. 978 01:04:03,677 --> 01:04:07,806 What am I gonna tell Dick? She'll probably go to the police. 979 01:04:07,848 --> 01:04:11,059 What did I do? I'm not Bogart, I never will be. 980 01:04:11,101 --> 01:04:13,061 I'm a disgrace to my sex. 981 01:04:13,103 --> 01:04:17,232 I should get a job at an Arabian palace as a eunuch. 982 01:04:17,274 --> 01:04:19,401 That's the vice squad. 983 01:04:21,361 --> 01:04:23,655 Did you say you loved me? 984 01:04:53,852 --> 01:04:55,938 I still can't believe it. 985 01:04:56,980 --> 01:04:59,441 I haven't slept that well in years. 986 01:05:00,984 --> 01:05:03,153 Is it noon yet? 987 01:05:03,195 --> 01:05:05,155 No, it's seven. 988 01:05:05,197 --> 01:05:07,074 Seven? 989 01:05:07,950 --> 01:05:10,244 I didn't realise it was so early. 990 01:05:11,662 --> 01:05:15,207 - You were fantastic last night in bed. - Thanks. 991 01:05:16,291 --> 01:05:20,295 - How do you feel now? - I think the Pepto-Bismol helped. 992 01:05:21,380 --> 01:05:25,133 What were you thinking about while we were doing it? 993 01:05:25,175 --> 01:05:26,927 Willie Mays. 994 01:05:26,969 --> 01:05:30,305 You always think of baseball players when you make love? 995 01:05:30,347 --> 01:05:32,224 It keeps me going. 996 01:05:32,266 --> 01:05:36,228 I couldn't figure out why you kept yelling "slide". 997 01:05:40,399 --> 01:05:43,193 It'll probably be best if you told Dick. 998 01:05:43,235 --> 01:05:45,320 What'll I say? 999 01:05:46,405 --> 01:05:50,868 It could happen and it happened. It's not your fault or my fault. 1000 01:05:50,909 --> 01:05:54,413 You felt like a woman last night and I felt like a man. 1001 01:05:54,454 --> 01:05:57,875 And that's what those kind of people do. 1002 01:05:57,916 --> 01:06:03,088 But we can't sneak around and have an affair. It's so cheap. 1003 01:06:03,130 --> 01:06:06,550 You know, you've got to be honest with him. 1004 01:06:06,592 --> 01:06:11,054 You just have to tell him the two of you have grown apart 1005 01:06:11,096 --> 01:06:13,474 and you and I have fallen in love. 1006 01:06:13,515 --> 01:06:15,767 - That's if you love me. - I do. 1007 01:06:15,809 --> 01:06:18,061 Then we have to tell him the truth. 1008 01:06:18,103 --> 01:06:19,980 I'm so tense. 1009 01:06:20,022 --> 01:06:23,400 I can tell him. I've known him longer than you have. 1010 01:06:23,442 --> 01:06:27,029 - No, I'd prefer to do it. - Maybe you'd better do it. 1011 01:06:27,070 --> 01:06:28,947 Tell him what? 1012 01:06:28,989 --> 01:06:32,576 Tell him that the two of us are right for each other 1013 01:06:32,618 --> 01:06:37,664 and that may be he ought to think about getting his stuff and moving out. 1014 01:06:37,706 --> 01:06:40,209 Maybe you move in with me for a while. 1015 01:06:41,668 --> 01:06:44,630 As long as we handle this in a mature way. 1016 01:06:44,671 --> 01:06:48,091 As long as I'm mature about it, you're mature about it, 1017 01:06:48,133 --> 01:06:52,304 both of us are mature, we can achieve a certain maturation 1018 01:06:52,346 --> 01:06:54,598 that guarantees maturiosity. 1019 01:06:54,640 --> 01:06:57,684 You're mature, Allan, and very wise. 1020 01:06:57,726 --> 01:07:00,354 The key to wiseness is maturiositude. 1021 01:07:01,939 --> 01:07:04,858 Why is it always so complicated? 1022 01:07:04,900 --> 01:07:06,985 Lean on me, baby. 1023 01:07:07,736 --> 01:07:09,822 Lean on me. 1024 01:07:27,965 --> 01:07:31,760 If you want me, I'll be home having an anxiety attack. 1025 01:07:35,889 --> 01:07:37,975 Well, kid, she loves you. 1026 01:07:38,016 --> 01:07:42,396 Why not? I was dynamite in bed last night. 1027 01:07:42,437 --> 01:07:46,441 That lucky girl. I gave her my best moves. 1028 01:08:03,667 --> 01:08:07,921 Excuse me, I want to take a look at the music box in the window. 1029 01:08:07,963 --> 01:08:11,550 There's a nice, brown, small music box. 1030 01:08:24,646 --> 01:08:29,443 - What are you doing here? - I was calling, didn't you hear? 1031 01:08:29,485 --> 01:08:33,238 No, I was thinking about some stuff. 1032 01:08:33,280 --> 01:08:36,909 - Still daydreaming. How are you? - OK. How are you? 1033 01:08:36,950 --> 01:08:40,287 I just got back from New York. I'm gonna move back there. 1034 01:08:40,329 --> 01:08:42,206 Is that so? 1035 01:08:42,247 --> 01:08:44,333 I don't know what to say! 1036 01:08:44,374 --> 01:08:46,460 So, what are you doing? 1037 01:08:47,503 --> 01:08:51,423 You know, the usual. Going to the movies and... 1038 01:08:51,465 --> 01:08:53,717 staring off into space. 1039 01:08:53,759 --> 01:08:56,094 Are you seeing someone? 1040 01:08:58,514 --> 01:09:00,641 I mean, I go out but... 1041 01:09:00,682 --> 01:09:02,851 How are Dick and Linda? 1042 01:09:03,477 --> 01:09:06,647 She's fine. Just... I wouldn't know. 1043 01:09:07,731 --> 01:09:10,567 You're in better spirits than when I left. 1044 01:09:10,609 --> 01:09:13,237 I am. You got me on an up-day. 1045 01:09:13,278 --> 01:09:15,781 Is this the music box you wanted? 1046 01:09:16,740 --> 01:09:18,617 It's pretty. 1047 01:09:19,743 --> 01:09:24,373 I need to keep my paperclips in something so... You know? 1048 01:09:24,414 --> 01:09:27,668 I have an appointment with the diet doctor. 1049 01:09:27,709 --> 01:09:30,003 You don't seem overweight to me. 1050 01:09:30,045 --> 01:09:32,589 Let's not have that argument again. 1051 01:09:32,631 --> 01:09:34,383 Right. 1052 01:09:35,467 --> 01:09:39,179 - Bye. - So long. It was nice seeing you. 1053 01:09:39,221 --> 01:09:41,306 Thanks. You, too. 1054 01:09:44,309 --> 01:09:47,104 I was real cool. 1055 01:09:47,146 --> 01:09:49,565 Why not? She never understood me. 1056 01:09:49,606 --> 01:09:54,361 I'm complicated. I think Linda understands that. 1057 01:09:54,403 --> 01:09:56,488 Linda finds me exciting. 1058 01:09:56,530 --> 01:09:58,407 Dick'll understand. 1059 01:09:58,448 --> 01:10:01,827 Because of our social encounters a romance has developed. 1060 01:10:01,869 --> 01:10:04,872 It's natural among sophisticated people. 1061 01:10:05,455 --> 01:10:08,125 - You sent for me? - Yes. Drink? Scotch? 1062 01:10:08,167 --> 01:10:11,044 - Fine. - Soda? Linda and I are in love. 1063 01:10:11,086 --> 01:10:14,381 Just as well. My doctor says I have two months to live. 1064 01:10:14,423 --> 01:10:17,217 - Good. Then you don't mind? - Not a bit. 1065 01:10:18,427 --> 01:10:21,430 Dick and I have been through a lot together. 1066 01:10:21,472 --> 01:10:26,518 He's my best friend. This is terrible. This is gonna hurt him, I know it. 1067 01:10:26,560 --> 01:10:30,564 How could they? My wife and my best friend. 1068 01:10:30,606 --> 01:10:32,941 I loved her. And I loved him. 1069 01:10:34,026 --> 01:10:36,445 Why didn't I see it coming? 1070 01:10:36,487 --> 01:10:39,823 Me, who had the foresight to by Polaroid at 8.5. 1071 01:10:42,826 --> 01:10:44,912 Dick is an emotional guy. 1072 01:10:44,953 --> 01:10:49,124 He's liable to... God knows what? Kill himself or something. 1073 01:10:49,166 --> 01:10:51,919 Kill himself? What might he do to you? 1074 01:10:51,960 --> 01:10:55,547 You take a guy's wife, you humiliate him... 1075 01:10:55,589 --> 01:11:00,052 You've seen enough ltalian movies. And Dick's got a temper. 1076 01:11:42,594 --> 01:11:45,055 You're supposed to be in Cleveland. 1077 01:11:45,097 --> 01:11:47,850 I had to come home. I got to talk to you. 1078 01:11:50,102 --> 01:11:52,187 I got a problem. 1079 01:11:54,439 --> 01:11:56,316 What do you mean? 1080 01:12:00,070 --> 01:12:02,447 I think Linda's having an affair. 1081 01:12:03,532 --> 01:12:06,118 I called her at home, she's not there. 1082 01:12:06,160 --> 01:12:09,329 Recently, she's been distant, distracted. 1083 01:12:09,371 --> 01:12:12,541 Little things only a husband would notice. 1084 01:12:12,583 --> 01:12:17,421 I don't understand it. You've seen her a lot lately, she's changed. 1085 01:12:17,462 --> 01:12:21,967 The other night she spoke about having an affair in her sleep. 1086 01:12:22,009 --> 01:12:25,220 - Did she mention any names? - Only yours. 1087 01:12:25,262 --> 01:12:29,016 When I woke her, she said it was just a nightmare. 1088 01:12:33,562 --> 01:12:36,231 I keep trying to think of who it could be. 1089 01:12:36,273 --> 01:12:40,736 It's got to be someone I don't know, someone she met through work. 1090 01:12:40,777 --> 01:12:46,116 An agent or ad executive, a photographer, maybe an actor. 1091 01:12:46,158 --> 01:12:48,410 - Don't get upset. - I love her. 1092 01:12:48,452 --> 01:12:50,871 If she leaves me, I'll kill myself. 1093 01:12:50,913 --> 01:12:53,290 Since when are you so emotional? 1094 01:12:53,332 --> 01:12:56,502 I've never been in love with anyone before. 1095 01:12:56,543 --> 01:13:00,088 If I find out who the guy is, I'll kill him. 1096 01:13:00,130 --> 01:13:04,301 I've neglected her and now she's involved with some stud. 1097 01:13:04,343 --> 01:13:08,931 If I haven't already lost her, I'm really gonna make it up to her. 1098 01:13:08,972 --> 01:13:11,183 I'm gonna change. 1099 01:13:11,225 --> 01:13:14,645 I'm gonna make her life with me fun and exciting 1100 01:13:14,686 --> 01:13:17,773 cos without her, it wouldn't be worth living. 1101 01:13:17,815 --> 01:13:22,778 I was up all night thinking, "I'm losing her. Too bad, I'll survive." 1102 01:13:22,820 --> 01:13:26,073 Then I panicked and called her. She was out. 1103 01:13:26,114 --> 01:13:28,659 Where the hell did she stay? 1104 01:13:28,700 --> 01:13:31,662 - Calm yourself. - I've got to find her. 1105 01:13:31,703 --> 01:13:35,332 I've got to beg her forgiveness before it's too late. 1106 01:13:35,374 --> 01:13:39,461 I want her to get on that plane with me back to Cleveland. 1107 01:13:39,503 --> 01:13:42,172 I want to hear her laugh and speak. 1108 01:13:42,214 --> 01:13:44,925 I want to pamper her, take care of her. 1109 01:13:47,052 --> 01:13:49,138 Sorry for carrying on like this 1110 01:13:49,179 --> 01:13:52,224 but you're the only friend who'd understand. 1111 01:13:52,266 --> 01:13:54,143 I understand. 1112 01:13:54,184 --> 01:13:59,398 Look, Allan, if she calls, will you tell her I've got to talk to her? 1113 01:13:59,439 --> 01:14:01,650 Tell her I'll see her at home. 1114 01:14:01,692 --> 01:14:04,236 - OK, I'll tell her. - Thanks. 1115 01:14:06,029 --> 01:14:07,072 Thanks a lot. 1116 01:14:19,376 --> 01:14:23,547 How can I break up his home? He's crazy about her. 1117 01:14:23,589 --> 01:14:27,342 I never realised how much. He never realised how much. 1118 01:14:35,267 --> 01:14:37,603 Hello, Linda? 1119 01:14:37,644 --> 01:14:41,190 I'm in the middle of a conversation. I'll call you back. 1120 01:14:42,149 --> 01:14:44,026 Don't... 1121 01:14:50,657 --> 01:14:52,743 So that's really it? 1122 01:14:55,120 --> 01:14:59,625 Linda, I have to speak to you. Have you told him anything yet? 1123 01:14:59,666 --> 01:15:02,628 - Who is that? ls that him? - This is Allan. 1124 01:15:02,669 --> 01:15:06,215 - Allan, I'll speak to you later. - Don't hang up! 1125 01:15:23,106 --> 01:15:27,110 Listen, this is urgent... You sound terrible. 1126 01:15:29,738 --> 01:15:31,615 Excuse me. 1127 01:15:33,492 --> 01:15:35,577 That wasn't her. 1128 01:15:37,120 --> 01:15:39,832 I just hope you know what you're doing. 1129 01:15:43,001 --> 01:15:46,380 Is it all right? ls the coast clear? Can I speak? 1130 01:15:47,673 --> 01:15:51,510 - I ought to be in Cleveland. - No, wait. 1131 01:15:52,594 --> 01:15:55,013 Say... Just answer in... 1132 01:15:55,848 --> 01:15:57,933 I'll speak to you later. 1133 01:16:00,602 --> 01:16:02,855 I don't believe this. 1134 01:16:05,357 --> 01:16:07,234 The airport. 1135 01:16:07,276 --> 01:16:11,446 I've got to speak to her before she says anything to him. 1136 01:16:16,785 --> 01:16:20,539 - The Christies just left for the airport. - Together? 1137 01:16:20,581 --> 01:16:22,666 One right after the other. 1138 01:16:22,708 --> 01:16:24,668 Taxi! 1139 01:16:26,128 --> 01:16:31,341 I'll tell her it's over, that's all. It was fun but we lost our heads. 1140 01:16:32,384 --> 01:16:36,513 What if it's too late? What if Linda's really hooked on me? 1141 01:16:37,514 --> 01:16:42,102 Once a woman's been made love to by somebody who can do it great... 1142 01:16:42,811 --> 01:16:45,314 I was incredible last night in bed. 1143 01:16:46,106 --> 01:16:49,651 I never once had to sit up and consult the manual. 1144 01:16:49,693 --> 01:16:53,864 Love is very different for a woman, it's a complicated phenomenon. 1145 01:16:53,906 --> 01:16:56,783 I've never broken off with a girl before. 1146 01:16:56,825 --> 01:16:59,745 - You said you loved me. - Take it gracefully. 1147 01:16:59,786 --> 01:17:03,499 But the time we've spent together, the closeness. 1148 01:17:03,540 --> 01:17:06,418 You mean too much to me, I can't let you go. 1149 01:17:06,460 --> 01:17:10,464 - I 'm sorry. - Sorry? You think I'm some play-toy? 1150 01:17:10,506 --> 01:17:13,133 - What can I say? - Give me the letter. 1151 01:17:13,175 --> 01:17:15,260 - What? - Give me the letter. 1152 01:17:15,302 --> 01:17:17,513 - There is no letter. - I want it. 1153 01:17:17,554 --> 01:17:22,518 You're going crazy. Don't pull the trigger. I'm a bleeder! 1154 01:17:23,519 --> 01:17:28,190 Pull yourself together, kid. You should feel encouraged. 1155 01:17:28,232 --> 01:17:31,902 When you weren't being phoney, you got a good dame to fall for you. 1156 01:17:31,944 --> 01:17:34,696 You thought you couldn't make it with dames. 1157 01:17:34,738 --> 01:17:39,701 - And now I've got to end it. - It's not that hard, kid. Watch. 1158 01:17:49,294 --> 01:17:52,339 - Come here, sweetheart. - Yes, darling? 1159 01:17:53,257 --> 01:17:55,467 - It's over. - What is? 1160 01:17:55,509 --> 01:17:57,386 - Us. - Over? 1161 01:17:57,427 --> 01:17:59,638 - Over. Kaput. - That simple? 1162 01:17:59,680 --> 01:18:02,266 - That's right. - Supposing I say no? 1163 01:18:02,307 --> 01:18:05,185 - Won't do you any good. - And will this? 1164 01:18:05,227 --> 01:18:08,438 Come off it, sugar. You never could use a rod. 1165 01:18:10,399 --> 01:18:13,527 But why does it have to end before it can begin? 1166 01:18:13,569 --> 01:18:15,821 Because you play too rough for me. 1167 01:18:15,863 --> 01:18:19,783 You killed Johnson. Parker found out so you killed him too. 1168 01:18:19,825 --> 01:18:22,077 Then you wanted to finish me off. 1169 01:18:22,119 --> 01:18:26,999 You couldn't do it when I was facing you so you wanted me to turn around. 1170 01:18:27,040 --> 01:18:30,669 Now, let's go. You're taking the fall. 1171 01:18:38,719 --> 01:18:40,971 That's all there is to it. 1172 01:18:41,013 --> 01:18:43,307 For you because you're Bogart. 1173 01:18:43,348 --> 01:18:45,559 Everybody is at certain times. 1174 01:18:45,601 --> 01:18:48,604 You're doing something I didn't think you could. 1175 01:18:48,645 --> 01:18:52,399 You're passing up a real tomato because you don't want to hurt a guy. 1176 01:18:52,441 --> 01:18:55,611 If I did that, there wouldn't be a dry eye. 1177 01:18:55,652 --> 01:18:57,696 But I'm heartbroken over it. 1178 01:18:57,738 --> 01:19:00,240 All the more reason to feel proud of it. 1179 01:19:00,282 --> 01:19:02,367 - You think so? - Sure. 1180 01:19:02,409 --> 01:19:07,164 Listen, kid, there's other things in life besides dames. 1181 01:19:07,206 --> 01:19:11,126 One of them is to know you did the right thing for a pal. 1182 01:19:11,168 --> 01:19:13,253 Think it over. 1183 01:19:43,200 --> 01:19:47,037 - What gate is the flight to Cleveland? - Gate 15. 1184 01:19:54,795 --> 01:19:57,756 - Where's the plane to Cleveland? - Gate 15. 1185 01:20:17,651 --> 01:20:19,987 - Wait. - What are you doing here? 1186 01:20:20,028 --> 01:20:23,615 - I've something important to tell you. - So do l. 1187 01:20:23,657 --> 01:20:27,286 Do you realise what a wonderful thing has happened? 1188 01:20:27,327 --> 01:20:31,623 The most beautiful thing has happened right under our noses. 1189 01:20:31,665 --> 01:20:36,003 We've had a wonderful experience. Doesn't that surprise you? 1190 01:20:36,044 --> 01:20:39,673 You didn't have to leave books lying around, 1191 01:20:39,715 --> 01:20:42,426 you didn't have to have on the proper music. 1192 01:20:42,468 --> 01:20:47,055 I even saw you in your underwear with the days of the week on them. 1193 01:20:47,764 --> 01:20:50,767 - We have to call it quits. - Yes, I know. 1194 01:20:50,809 --> 01:20:54,313 - Pardon me? - Suddenly things became very clear. 1195 01:20:54,354 --> 01:20:59,026 And when I asked myself if I really wanted to break off my marriage, 1196 01:20:59,067 --> 01:21:02,654 the answer was no. I love Dick. 1197 01:21:03,697 --> 01:21:07,493 Although someone as wonderful as you is very tempting, 1198 01:21:07,534 --> 01:21:10,704 - I can't imagine life without him. - You can't? 1199 01:21:10,746 --> 01:21:16,627 He needs me. In some unexplainable way, I need him. 1200 01:21:16,668 --> 01:21:18,754 I know he needs you. 1201 01:21:18,795 --> 01:21:23,133 This is the first time I've been affected by anyone besides Dick. 1202 01:21:23,175 --> 01:21:25,511 I'm already in love with you. 1203 01:21:25,552 --> 01:21:29,765 Unless we stop now, I won't be able to go back to him. 1204 01:21:29,807 --> 01:21:32,851 I don't regret a moment of what's happened 1205 01:21:32,893 --> 01:21:37,397 because it's reaffirmed my feelings for Dick. 1206 01:21:40,609 --> 01:21:42,694 Linda, I understand, really. 1207 01:21:42,736 --> 01:21:46,448 Sure? You're not just saying that to make things easy? 1208 01:21:46,490 --> 01:21:48,700 I'm saying it because it's true. 1209 01:21:48,742 --> 01:21:52,663 We both know you belong to Dick. You're part of his work. 1210 01:21:52,704 --> 01:21:55,958 If that plane leaves and you don't, you'll regret it. 1211 01:21:55,999 --> 01:22:00,796 Maybe not today or tomorrow but soon and for the rest of your life. 1212 01:22:00,838 --> 01:22:02,714 That's beautiful. 1213 01:22:02,756 --> 01:22:04,967 It's from Casablanca. 1214 01:22:05,008 --> 01:22:07,594 I waited my whole life to say it. 1215 01:22:18,230 --> 01:22:21,316 I thought I saw you here. What's going on? 1216 01:22:21,358 --> 01:22:24,403 You should know something before you two leave. 1217 01:22:24,444 --> 01:22:27,156 Us? You're coming with me? 1218 01:22:28,532 --> 01:22:31,160 Nobody owes me any explanations. 1219 01:22:31,201 --> 01:22:34,913 I'm going to anyway because it may mean something later on. 1220 01:22:34,955 --> 01:22:38,292 You said you thought Linda was having an affair. 1221 01:22:38,333 --> 01:22:41,378 But she was at my house when you called. 1222 01:22:41,420 --> 01:22:46,008 She came over to baby-sit with me because I was lonely. Right? 1223 01:22:47,718 --> 01:22:50,888 Over the past weeks I've fallen in love with her. 1224 01:22:50,929 --> 01:22:55,726 I hoped she felt the same way but all she could talk about was you. 1225 01:22:55,767 --> 01:22:59,104 - I understand, Allan. - I hope you do. 1226 01:23:13,535 --> 01:23:15,746 We better be going. 1227 01:23:23,712 --> 01:23:25,797 I'll call you, Allan. 1228 01:23:40,145 --> 01:23:42,231 That was great. 1229 01:23:42,272 --> 01:23:45,692 You've really developed yourself a little style. 1230 01:23:45,734 --> 01:23:48,862 I do have a certain amount of style, don't l? 1231 01:23:49,947 --> 01:23:52,825 I guess you won't be needing me any more. 1232 01:23:52,866 --> 01:23:57,371 There's nothing I can tell you now that you don't already know. 1233 01:23:57,412 --> 01:24:02,042 I guess that's so. I guess the secret's not being you, it's being me. 1234 01:24:02,084 --> 01:24:04,837 True, you're not too tall and kinda ugly 1235 01:24:04,878 --> 01:24:10,092 but I'm short enough and ugly enough to succeed on my own. 1236 01:24:12,427 --> 01:24:14,721 Here's looking at you, kid. 1237 01:25:33,926 --> 01:25:37,054 English