here I am
这是我
here is my ship
这是我的飞船
got a great frame rate and everything going on
帧率很好
jack would like to talk with you, commander
【杰克有话对你说，指挥官】
I don't give a fuck about Jack Kelly
凯莉，我一点都不在乎杰克
all right I'm going to show you who I want to fuck
好现在让你们看看我想和谁睡觉
Mordin
莫丁
Shepard how can I help
【薛帕德需要我做什么】
okay I want to talk about you
好我想谈谈你
have you got a minute to talk
【你这会有空聊天吗】
some other time
【现在不行】
I'm about to test new bioweapon
【我要测试新的生物武器】
not on us of course
【当然不是在我们自己身上】
didn't think I had to specify it
【没想到我需要解释】
but Joker got nervous
【但 Joker听了很紧张】
anything else
【还有事吗】
oh so I got shut down
哦我被拒绝了
because you know
因为
we're not the same species
我们不是一个物种
what the fuck is this
这他妈是啥
alright goodbye then
行那就拉倒吧
I'll let you work
【我会让你继续工作】
okay so if you would disregard that small annoyance
如果我们忽视这个小小的烦恼
and lay it at the foot of Cerberus who are a bit
把它归咎于塞浦路斯公司
about aliens
他们不喜欢外星人
there are still some things about this game
这个游戏还有一些地方
that annoy me
让我挺烦的
so here's our hero
我们的英雄在这
she wants to run over there
她想跑去那边
and there's a baddie coming from that way
有一个坏人从那边过来
so she gets to running
然后她开始跑
run
跑
oh but wait
哦等一下
must take cover
必须要找掩体
no got to get away
不必须要逃走
try to run again
又开始跑
oh fucking cover
他妈的掩体
I'm out here
我走了
so what is this and why does it happen
那么这是什么，为什么这会发生
I'll tell you
我会告诉你
because space
因为空格键
is the key bind for both sprint and for cover
同时是冲刺和找掩体的键位
you can't change the key bindings
这个键位没法改
major bummer BioWare
这很不好BioWare
also they've gone the gears of worry?
?
wherein it takes about 30 minutes
要花大概30分钟
to detach yourself from a wall
才能离开一面墙
another thing that's been hugely consol-ized
另一件主机化的事情
is the galaxy map
是银河系地图
this is Mass Effect 1
这是质量效应1
this is how it used to work
它过去是这样的
so as you can see
就像你看到的
in the old Mass Effect the first Mass Effect
老的质量效应，第一部质量效应
it's pretty simple to navigate your way around
要到处航行很简单
just you know
只要这样
it's the most obvious thing
这是很明显的
you can zoom around various galaxys at your will?
你可以任意放大想去的星系
whereas the galaxy map in Mass Effect 2
而质量效应2中的星系地图
is like this
是这样的
for some reason
出于某些原因
you have to arbitrarily drive around your ship
你必须来回拖动你的船
to the various planets
到不同的星球
okay if you have thumbsticks
如果你有手柄
whatever maybe it makes it easier
可能这样更简单一些
but I don't have thumbsticks
但我没有
I have far superior mouse and keyboard
我有高级的多的鼠标和键盘
so I don't want the shit
所以我不想要它
other than is just generally simplified
除此之外其它的基本都简化了
the mechanics it simplified
机制简化了
everything simplified
所有东西都简化了
the combats' more fun
战斗更好玩
but as long as you're not running away
当你不在逃跑的时候
other than that it's all a bit downgraded
除此之外都有些降级
but the game's stills awesome
但这个游戏还是超级好玩
I still really like the game
我还是很喜欢这个游戏的
and if I get to fuck Mordin
如果我能和莫丁睡觉
then some of this may be forgiven
那么这些可能被原谅
anything else
【还有事吗】