想念你的 Miss you.
大家好 我有个问题 我在这里做一个社会实验 这就是为什么我有 Hello, hi, I have a question, yeah, I'm doing a social experiment over here, that's why I'm having.
如果我问的话 会有什么有趣的发现 Oh, interesting could we find If I ask.
好了 你不用担心 你可以看着摄像机 Okay, you can don't worry, you can look to the camera.
好吧 我能问你 25岁的时候你多大了 Alright, so can I ask you, how old are you on twenty five Twenty five.
你在这里做什么 哦 我从大学回家 对 很好 很有趣 你学什么 What are you doing over here? Oh, I was going from college to home from college, yeah, oh, nice, interesting. What do you study.
哲学 Philosophy.
多么不可思议的女性哲学啊 聪明又善良 哇 太好了 谢谢你 What an incredible lady philosophy, that's smart and that nice, wow, that's nice. Thank you.
我问你附近什么地方 对 五分钟左右 我们从这里走到山上 Let me ask you somewhere nearby, yeah, like five minutes. We walk from here, up on the hill.
你知道吗 我一直在说社交前任 You know, I've been talking about the social ex.
它是怎么回事 How it goes.
没关系 你一会儿就知道了 我们开始吧 首先 我给人们钱 嗯 Doesn't matter, you will find out later, uh, just, let's get to it. So first of all, I'm offering money to people. MHM, and.
我只是好奇他们愿意做什么 I'm just curious to see what they are willing to do.
好吧 你的意思是 威尔愿意做什么 Okay, what You mean, what will willing to do.
你同意我把这个实验简单地进行一遍吗 Do you agree with me to go through this experiment like few questions?
好吧 其实还有时间 我们可以给你时间 太好了 太棒了 OK, actually have time. We can you have time. Great. Awesome.
我身上有一些钱 我会问你一个问题 I'm having on me some money, and I'll be giving you a question.
如果你能从我的角度回答问题 对吧 Well, and if you answer right from my point of view, right?
我给你一些 嘿 我开始喜欢这个实验了 你呢 是吗 太棒了 很神奇的 我们来回答第一个问题 I'll give you some, hey, I started to like this experiment, do you? Yeah? Awesome. Amazing. So let's go for the first question.
我想看看你们的一些东西我在这里 你们看一件夹克 例如 I would like to see some of you something from you Here I am, you see a jacket, for example.
我能搞定 就像在你的实验里一样 首先 好吧 好吧 I can handle, it's like in your experiments down the jacket, first of all, okay, all right.
你在开玩笑吗 你要我给你一百欧元 我带了夹克吗当然 So hey, are you kidding me, you're willing me to give one hundred euros. Did I take a take jacket absolutely.
只有我的夹克 And there are mine jacket only.
我告诉过你这是个实验 所以我们越走越远 然后我们看到 好吧 就像夹克 Told you it's an experiment, so we go farther and farther, and then we see, okay, yeah, like jacket.
你能拿着它们吗 Can you hold them.
夹克 谢谢你 谢谢你 现在我更喜欢这个实验了 So jacket, thank you. Thank you. I like this experiment even more Now.
你抱歉 Are you sorry.
你是说害羞 因为你知道 就像你刚把外套脱掉 You mean shy, because you know, like you just drop off the jacket.
我发现他们都很擅长运动 所以如果我能看看技巧的话 And I see that they are very good sports here, so if I can maybe see the tips.
我们可以超过100 我没听错吧 We can go over one hundred. Did I hear you right?
嘿 我的男朋友 别找到这个 这一点 Hey, you know, my boyfriend, do not find this. This.
你们几岁了 家伙 How old are you together? Guy?
不 他27个 No, he's 27.
27岁 你们在一起多久了两年 两年 是啊 多好的好吧 我看到了 27, yeah, and how long you two together Two years, two years? Yeah, what a nice okay, I see that.
所以 So.
好吧 好吧 好吧 为什么我们都同意我只是把我的书拿出来了 Okay, okay, okay, for what do we agree I'm only showing my books right.
两百块 我不喜欢速写书 你知道的 我至少需要看一看 Quick for two hundred, I'm not about flash books, you know, like I need to see them at least for.
每一个代表一个 Stands each of them for one.
他妈的 不 好吗 Fuck, no, okay?
所有我的 我在考虑 All mine. I'm thinking of.
十秒钟 让我数一数 Ten seconds, let me count.
一 二 三 One two, three.
六 七又二分之一 Six, seven and half.
一个 a
九个 Nine.
那就好 等等 等等 继续 我们有200秒的静止时间 但我还有100秒 Then cool, wait, wait, wait, keep it up. Be angry for two hundred of still seconds we did, but I've got another hundred for.
为什么 让我猜猜 我只是想摸摸它们 你不需要害怕 For what, let me guess, I just wanna touch them. Oh, you don't need to be afraid.
非常快 Very quick.
我觉得现在已经足够好了 I think it's good enough now.
想想我 好吗 Let the thinking on me, okay?
太好了 太好了 他们太棒了 看来你很了解自己的品质 我知道 Great, great, they're amazing. I see that you know your qualities, hmm, I do.
不 我们可以走得更远 你想给我更多的钱 是的 我只是想问你是否喜欢这个实验 No, we can go even farther. You want to give me more money, yeah, I just wanted to ask you if you like this experiment.
你可以把自己隐藏得再好不过了 是的 这很好 你喜欢吗 嗯 假设我知道 You can hide yourself no worse. Yeah, it's fine. Do you like it though? Hmm, let's say I do.
我再问你一个问题 你愿意从我这里得到更多的钱吗 Let me ask you one more questions, are you willing to get more money from me?
是的 那400很简单 钱 Yeah, those 400 was easy. Money.
好吧 让我们让它变得更简单 我愿意得到更多 那你的屁股呢 我能看吗 我能摸吗但现在一百也包括 OK, let's make it even more easier, I'm willing to get more. What about your ass Can I see, can I touch But now one hundred will include.
很感人 我很想看 因为你知道 Touching, and I would like to see it just because you know.
这只是一个好 这是不好的 我先拿钱 然后再联系你 It's just a nice, it's not okay. I'm taking money at first, then you see in touch.
亲爱的 Dear.
让你的男朋友交好运的人 Who incredible your boyfriend will be lucky on.
哦 Oh,
对不起 对不起 滑倒不算在内 触摸 挤压 Sorry, sorry, slipping wasn't included. Touch, squeeze,
我觉得 哇 你在锻炼 不是吗 I feel wow, you're working out, don't you?
你知道我最后一次实验是什么吗 餐厅 You know what There is The last run of my experiment, restaurant.
是的 最后一轮 好吧 好吧 这家餐厅包括 Yes, last round, okay, okay. And this restaurant includes.
更像是 我不确定你是否说过你足够聪明 所以你可能已经知道它通向哪里 对吗 你不 Something more like, I'm not so sure you said that you are smart enough, so you probably already know where it goes, right? Don't you?
我想把她从你身边夺走 但你想把她让给我 Hey, I wanna her from you, but you wanna offer to me.
这最后一轮实验 叫做性实验 Well, this last round of experiment, it's called sex experiment.
对不起 你是什么 什么 你说的我都看到了 这是 呃 Sorry, what is what you? What? What you said I just saw it. It was, uh,
性实验 完全正确 Sex experiments exactly absolutely.
一 二 三 四 五 对 500 Here go, it's one, two, three, four, five, yeah, 500.
实验从某件事开始 And and experiment begins with something.
好的 所有的东西都是从某个东西开始的 假设500欧元 我们从logo开始 Right So everything begins with something, so let's say 500 euros, and we begin with logo.
慢慢来 慢慢来 慢慢想 我不是 Just keep it slow, keep it go through, think of it. I'm not.
现在就给你吹箫 500欧元吗 对吧 Blow job right now, right for 500 euros? Right?
我不知道该说什么 Hey, I don't know what to say.
我不知道 我有个男朋友 I don't know, I have a boyfriend like.
这是有点作弊 如果是我付的钱 那就不是作弊 It's kinda cheating. Well, if I pay for it, it's not a cheating.
交易 交易 Deal, deal.
你漂亮 谢谢你 You beautiful. Thank you.
最著名的 我没坚持住 The best famous, I didn't hold on.
我也是 但只有一次碰巧在这里 你确定永远不会看到我们看这里没有人 Me neither, but just one time happen to be here, are you sure never gonna see us Look here is no one.
你自己检查一下 是的 所以首先 Check it for yourself, yeah, you see, so so first of all,
好的镜子 Good mirror.
我想让你摸一下 I want you to touch.
你的心 Your heart.
的 The.
你刚刚触碰了我 所以马上就受伤了 我是不是很快就对你关闭了 现在你打开了我 You just touched me, though, so straightway of get hurt, am I turning off on you so fast, turning off now you turn me on.
没错 打开吧 Exactly just open it.
哦 哇 哇 哇 Oh, wow, wow, wow.
你得到的 You get.
我有像他一样的美味牛排 我知道 你男朋友今天会说什么很有趣 嘿 I've got really nice, nice steak like him, yeah, I know, interesting what your boyfriend would say today, hey,
男朋友 我不会知道的 当然 我希望这段经历不是你说的那种社交 Boyfriend, not gonna know this, right, absolutely, I hope this, uh experience is not that social that you're saying.
哦 Uh,
轮到你了 钱等着你呢 So your turn, money are waiting for you.
嗯哼 Mm-hmm.
毫米 MM,
嗯 Um,
她的男朋友女孩很幸运 Her boyfriend girl be lucky.
你像女王一样给人吹薯片 就像 You give blow chips like queen, like a.
也许我就是你的鼻子 让我们来看看 MM, maybe I am your nose. Let's see.
嗯哼 嗯 Mm-hmm. Hmm.
嗯 嗯 MM, MM,
我不是 我不是一个好人 I'm not. I'm not a good.
这是完美的 This is perfect.
嗯 Um,
嗯 嗯 MM, MM,
两者都可以设置 You can set both either.
毫米 MM,
但他同意了吗 只是为了社交 But did he agree, just for social.
我不会逼你做任何事 所以如果你不想 你也不用直说 Hey, I wouldn't force you to anything, so if you don't want, you don't need to just saying.
好吧 Okay?
嗯 Um,
毫米 MM,
嗯 Um,
不 No,
你也这么对你的男朋友吗我知道你会给我看看你还会做什么 Do you do this to your boyfriend I know you do show me what else you do, too.
你想知道 You wanna know.
我想看到的 I wanna see.
嗯 Um,
哦 Oh,
哦 我的上帝 Oh my god,
那是不可思议的 That was incredible.
嗯 Um,
你有很好的 You have very nice.
你的男朋友很好 但不像我的 对吧 Does your boyfriend nice but not as mine, right?
这是正确的 不要跟 That's right. Don't talk with.
是的 Yes.
它 It.
更多 More.
嗯 Um,
毫米 MM,
嗯 Um,
嗯 嗯 MM, MM,
我来告诉你 I'm going to tell you.
是的 Yeah.
你觉得我的500美元是挣来的吗 So do you think I earned my 500.
你所做的 但是 You did. But.
就我所知 我给了你点东西让你摸屁股 对吧 As far as I remember, I gave you something for touch your ass, right?
我能再碰它一次吗 就一次 我已经给过你一次机会了 Yeah, can I touch it one more time, just one more time. I already gave you one a do.
好吧 好吧 Okay. Okay.
你有伴儿了 你听起来很不确定 你已经摸过了 You are attached. You sound so unsure, by not, you touch already.
让我看看 Let me see.
的 The.
哦 Uh,
不 No,
哇 哇 Wow. Wow.
这是下雨的技巧 有什么我很确定 但你的妻子 不是吗 It's raining skill, what is there I'm sure what. But your wife, aren't you?
不是吗 Aren't you?
是的 当我继续这个社会实验时 这意味着什么 Yep, what does it mean when I continue in the social experiment.
你知道 我说的是社会实验 但那只是布什 当我喜欢的时候 忘了它吧 You know, I'm talking about social experiments, but that's just bush, forget about it when I enjoy it.
我不知道 我没说 I don't know, I do not say.
我想是的 I think I do.
你 Do you.
喜欢享受它 Love to enjoy it.
嗯 Um,
我们把它放在一边 好吗 We'll just put it on the side, okay?
你能帮我吗 Can you help me.
所以 So.
哦 Oh,
哇 Wow.
操自己 Fuck by yourself.
时刻享受 Moment to enjoy.
哦 Oh,
谢谢你 你的生日的感觉 Thank you. Your birthday feels.
你男朋友没有酒店 外面很冷 对吧 Your boyfriend doesn't have any hotels. It's cold out here, right?
所以我只是在做 So I'm just making it.
你也一样 You too.
哦 Oh,
嗯 Um,
哦 Oh,
迪克 For Dick.
经常发生 Happen so often.
哦 Oh,
噢 是的 Oh yeah.
你热 You getting hot?
哦 Ooh.
戴上就行了 Just put them on.
我 I'm.
大便 Shit.
哦 Oh,
我不知道 I don't know.
哦 Oh,
谁 Who.
嗯 Um,
哦 Oh,
啊 Ah,
让我们再看一遍 Let's see the one again.
哦 Oh,
哦 Ooh.
嗯 Um,
哦 Oh,
噢 是的 Oh yes.
哦 Oh,
来吧 我的一天 Come on, my day.
哦 Oh,
哦 哦 Oh, oh,
哦 Oh,
哦 我的上帝 Oh my god,
哦 Oh,
喜欢你的实验 Like your experiment.
哦 Oh,
你好 Hello,
是的 Yes.
哦 Oh,
我感到难以置信 I'm feeling incredible.
来了 Come.
和 And that.
在这里 Over here.
只是我的球 Just my ball.
嗯 嗯 MM, MM,
嗯 Um,
嗯 MHM,
嗯 是的 Um, yes.
哦 Oh,
你吞下 Do you swallow.
我只是问 你真的给我看了吗 哇 很神奇的 I just asked, you really did show me? Wow. Amazing.