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“金瓶梅”是古典文学名著

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被称为中国六才子之一的

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“天下第一奇书”

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如今全世界有几十种不同语言的译本

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海峡两岸也出了三百多本

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研究“金瓶梅”的著作

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与研究“红楼梦”的“红学”一样

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被称为“金学”

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书中的女主角是潘“金”莲

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李“瓶”儿，春“梅”

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至于男主角就是复姓西门的西门庆

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他是一个破落户的财主

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没念过什么书

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但会些刀、枪、棍、棒

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商场上长袖善舞，勾结官府

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卖官鬻爵

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身为“清河县”掌刑副千户之职

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等于如今的警察局副局长

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他在地方上结交了一批地痞流氓

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是古代的花花公子，山东省的教父

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等于如今黑社会的大哥大

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摄映机拍这一边，低一点

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你们谨记自己的位置

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你过来    是的

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稍后你们会在这儿开始

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他们会跟着路轨走过来

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我们该怎做？    一直跟着他就行

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他们从那边来，我从这儿走过去

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预备，开始

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周老兄！

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你认识她吗？

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这个你连想都不用想了

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为什么？

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朋友妻，不可窥呀

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她是谁的老婆？

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是我们结拜兄弟花子虚的老婆

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原来花子虚有个这么漂亮的老婆

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你不是说过花子虚常常打软鞭吗？

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是他堂叔叔用他的名义娶回来的

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那不就是…

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李瓶儿是正月十五生日

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满月那天有人送了一对鱼瓶

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所以小名就叫瓶儿

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原来当朝蔡太师的女婿

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大名府梁中书的小妾

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生得是花容月貌，国色天香

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被窝里千娇百媚，枕头上是輾转缠绵

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另外她有个绰号，叫大胡子

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阴毛黑庄庄一片，赛张飞，不让李进

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卢俊义火烧大名府，梁中书逃亡在外

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李瓶儿带着十八颗大珍珠

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嫁给内府总管花老太监的侄儿花子虚

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花子虚外表是个男人

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骨子里却是个天閹

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所以名叫子虚

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就是“子虚乌有”的意思

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花太监名义上是给侄儿娶媳妇

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实际上是为自己纳妾

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太监娶老婆，当然是望阴兴叹

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急都没用

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所以用手抿、用牙咬

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用绳绑、用蜡烧

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高高吊起，火烧阴毛，是无奇不有

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花太监死了之后

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给李瓶儿留下了内府的八箱珠宝

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和万贯家财

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花子虚的堂兄弟是四个人

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油、光、虚、华

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花子油、花子光、花子虚、花子华

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财产本来应该均分的

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因为清册都在李瓶儿手中

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一直纠缠不清

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花子虚又是不务正业，日夜在百花楼

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吃、喝、嫖、赌，无所不为

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放下如花似玉的李瓶儿独守闺房

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好不寂寞

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看着花太监留下的“仇十洲春意图”

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不禁春意盎然

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那时候没有人打麻雀

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可是早就有了自摸平糊加一番了

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五娘，我怕…

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傻孩子，怕什么

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大官人嫖院三天没回家

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不，要被大爷知道…

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快点嘛！

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被大爷知道要打死我的

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傻小子，我能叫你来就不用怕了

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还是不要…

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快点呀！

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我怕被人看见

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你太胆小了，来吧！

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不要呀，不要…

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春梅、秋菊都睡了，怕什么？

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不行呀！

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这边呀！

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不行…我还是回去睡觉

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你快来呀！

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花大爷喫醉了，小心点

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是！

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冯妈妈，快去预备热水

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是！

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走开，我没醉

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我来扶他

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小心点！

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你喝那么多干什么？

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我不用扶

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好了！

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我没醉，走开！

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很晚了，别闹了！

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我还没喝够，再来！

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想必是嫂夫人？

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不敢，你是？

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复姓西门，名庆，字四泉

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原来是西门大官人

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我再喝他三天三夜，也醉不了！

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你看你，醉成这个样子还逞强

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走！

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小心！

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我没醉！

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看着走！

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我还要喝…

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喝，再喝！…

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我还要喝…

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好，好，我们再来喝

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冯妈妈，快呀！

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来了，来了！

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我们来喝！

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叩谢西门大官人

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嫂夫人不必多礼，请起！

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陪我喝酒！

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大官人，你好大哦！

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谁？

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冯妈妈是我的奶娘

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绣春、迎春是我帖身丫头

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都是自己人

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大官人就住在隔壁？

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对

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我的第五房小妾就住在花园角门外

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是潘氏夫人吧

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是，名叫金莲，刚过门不久

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五娘好福气，能嫁给你这么一位夫君

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我看是我七弟福气好

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娶着你这么一个如花似玉的夫人

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大官人！

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出去，出去！

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大哥，你搞我老婆，你搞我老婆

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不要了嘛！

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大官人，不要了嘛！

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快躲起来

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床底下面

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你，你这个不得好死的东西

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你个贱货，趁我不在家，偷汉子啊？

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对，我是贱，你也好不到哪去

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你不一样在外边寻花问柳吗？

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你给我死在外边好了

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那么多天不回家，快把人想死了

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酒是多年珍藏

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你们慢用

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冯妈妈今年多大了？

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五十二了

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你呢？

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我属羊

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今年二十三岁？

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对！

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我今年二十八岁，属虎

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糟了，菩萨保佑

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怎么了？

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你想想，这样我岂不是送羊入虎口？

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不，是虎落平阳才对

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来，喝！

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慢着！

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你喂我！

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这是我公公由宫里拿出来的

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二十四式春意图

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来，我们一起看

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我们学着做

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好！

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你们在看什么？

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我要过去了

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小心！

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大清早的，你这是干吗？

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是啊，大清早的，你干吗登梯子爬高

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男人嘛，男人有男人的事儿

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你会有什么好事？

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什么好事不好事的

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总之我的事你别管

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做什么？你拿我东西干嘛？

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还给我！

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别走呀！

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她给你的？

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你说那个她呀？

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你们学她这样做？

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没有，别乱说

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官人，你回来了

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官人，怎么刚回来又要走呢？

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西门庆不只好色，而且贪财

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对女人巧言吝色，既哄且骗

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对金钱巧取豪夺，伤天害理

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他挑唆花氏三兄弟

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控告花子虚和李瓶儿

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独吞花太监的遗产

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又利用他的官职将花子虚收入监牢

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大哥，看见瓶儿了吧？

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见过…她说你再不出去，她要上吊了

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我今天特别来告诉你

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差不多都打点好了

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西门庆一边对花子虚假仁假义

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一边又唆摆花氏三兄弟

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多次到衙门告状

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价钱太贵，一时还不能脱手

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大哥，你就帮忙到底，我想早点出去

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不是我不肯帮你

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只是怕人家说我西门庆乘人之危

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大哥是济人之急嘛

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你作主好了

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好吧，我帮你！

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好啦，不用了！

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谢谢，谢谢…

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慢慢说，别七嘴八舌

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花子华，你说

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启禀大人

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我叔父死后，遗产本是分为四分的

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但花子虚听他妻子李瓶儿的说话

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独吞独占

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现在判你们跟花子虚平分遗产

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这就好了，退堂

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但听说李瓶儿还有八箱珠宝

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你说谁说的？

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很多人都这么说

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混帐，口讲无凭

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退下

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是

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西门庆又花言巧语跟李瓶儿说

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叫她把珠宝抬往他府上以免官府搜查

235
00:35:32,196 --> 00:35:35,723
他就是这样财色兼收了

236
00:37:09,760 --> 00:37:13,662
花子虚眼看着万贯家财不翼而飞

237
00:37:14,465 --> 00:37:17,491
所谓王八好当气难生

238
00:37:18,135 --> 00:37:20,831
不久就一命呜呼

239
00:37:22,340 --> 00:37:25,104
李瓶儿一心一意想嫁给西门庆

240
00:37:25,676 --> 00:37:27,109
天天叫人打探消息

241
00:37:27,878 --> 00:37:30,870
都说西门庆家中有事不见客

242
00:37:31,749 --> 00:37:35,276
所以就心烦气燥

243
00:37:35,720 --> 00:37:38,814
头晕眼花，一病不起

244
00:37:40,258 --> 00:37:44,160
这个病还来得个怪，每晚都梦与鬼交

245
00:37:44,762 --> 00:37:47,253
一会儿五通神和她显倒凤

246
00:37:47,698 --> 00:37:50,326
一会儿西门庆又跟她云雨巫山

247
00:37:51,302 --> 00:37:55,796
醒来之后，阴精流满床，四肢软无力

248
00:37:56,674 --> 00:37:59,404
请来的巫婆也无济于事

249
00:38:01,545 --> 00:38:06,505
走，我没病，走，我没病呀

250
00:38:06,784 --> 00:38:09,116
不用你在这里，快走！

251
00:38:09,320 --> 00:38:10,218
干什么？

252
00:38:10,554 --> 00:38:13,387
不用你在这里，我不要你来作法

253
00:38:14,292 --> 00:38:20,720
走，我没病，走，我没病呀…

254
00:38:21,232 --> 00:38:23,826
走呀！

255
00:38:38,883 --> 00:38:44,412
开门，请开门，开门呀，请快开门！

256
00:38:44,588 --> 00:38:45,646
来了！

257
00:38:50,528 --> 00:38:51,153
什么事？

258
00:38:51,762 --> 00:38:53,559
我们家夫人想见西门大爷

259
00:38:53,798 --> 00:38:55,322
大爷家中有事不见客

260
00:38:55,800 --> 00:38:56,425
那…

261
00:38:56,767 --> 00:38:57,358
对不起！

262
00:39:00,504 --> 00:39:02,904
冯妈妈和迎春赶到西门府

263
00:39:03,407 --> 00:39:04,669
也碰了个闭门羹

264
00:39:05,343 --> 00:39:07,573
他们不知道西门庆官场上

265
00:39:07,812 --> 00:39:09,677
的靠山蔡京蔡太师

266
00:39:10,114 --> 00:39:12,241
因为政变失败，受了牵连

267
00:39:12,550 --> 00:39:16,145
只好消声斂迹，闭门思过

268
00:39:16,554 --> 00:39:17,816
所以才演变出

269
00:39:18,089 --> 00:39:20,683
李瓶儿嫁给世医蔣竹山的一幕

270
00:39:21,859 --> 00:39:22,518
蔣大夫！

271
00:39:23,294 --> 00:39:24,226
你去扶夫人出来

272
00:39:25,429 --> 00:39:27,556
蔣大夫，请！

273
00:39:27,732 --> 00:39:28,357
谢谢！

274
00:40:01,832 --> 00:40:02,594
你出去！

275
00:40:13,477 --> 00:40:15,172
请夫人咳嗽一声

276
00:40:19,383 --> 00:40:23,547
声音沙哑，肺火甚旺，有没有咳嗽？

277
00:40:25,289 --> 00:40:27,484
间中也会有两三声

278
00:40:28,592 --> 00:40:30,219
有痰还是无痰？

279
00:40:31,662 --> 00:40:32,651
略有一点

280
00:40:33,864 --> 00:40:35,297
白痰或是黄痰？

281
00:40:36,667 --> 00:40:39,693
都有，应该说是白中带黄

282
00:40:43,140 --> 00:40:45,608
夫人，你得的是鬼交之症

283
00:40:46,544 --> 00:40:47,340
什么是鬼交？

284
00:40:48,612 --> 00:40:52,548
就是睡不安稳，似梦非梦

285
00:40:53,317 --> 00:40:54,807
輾转不安

286
00:40:55,553 --> 00:40:59,580
梦中似与人交，又似人非人

287
00:41:00,191 --> 00:41:03,683
似与鬼交，又似鬼非鬼

288
00:41:04,261 --> 00:41:07,697
似与狐交，又似狐非狐

289
00:41:08,866 --> 00:41:09,890
这交是什么意思？

290
00:41:10,768 --> 00:41:14,795
交者交配也，性交也

291
00:41:15,673 --> 00:41:19,234
男女双双缠绵于床第之间也

292
00:41:19,543 --> 00:41:23,343
行云布雨，倒凤显谓之交

293
00:41:23,714 --> 00:41:28,481
有时是先痛后快，而有时是痛而且快

294
00:41:28,853 --> 00:41:30,514
不知在下所言可对？

295
00:41:31,288 --> 00:41:33,153
对！有时还…

296
00:41:34,458 --> 00:41:38,360
怎么样？有时还会怎样？

297
00:41:42,533 --> 00:41:48,403
似痛非痛，似痒非痒

298
00:41:51,642 --> 00:41:56,545
那应该是痛而后快呢还是痒而后快？

299
00:42:00,918 --> 00:42:01,748
快吗？

300
00:42:03,153 --> 00:42:03,642
快！

301
00:42:04,822 --> 00:42:05,686
美吗？

302
00:42:07,758 --> 00:42:08,417
美！

303
00:42:16,200 --> 00:42:20,534
快美之后，是否有如升天，有如堕地

304
00:42:20,905 --> 00:42:26,343
如在云雾之中，飘飘然，荡荡然

305
00:42:26,710 --> 00:42:30,407
飘飘荡荡，荡荡飘飘，突然大叫一声

306
00:42:35,586 --> 00:42:39,488
淋漓尽至，方由梦中惊醒

307
00:42:39,823 --> 00:42:42,883
醒后床衾皆湿，精髓尽丧

308
00:42:43,427 --> 00:42:46,453
四肢无力，痒痪于枕蓆之间

309
00:42:46,864 --> 00:42:51,301
心思思，意思思，妙不可言

310
00:42:51,735 --> 00:42:54,863
不可言妙…可对？

311
00:42:56,340 --> 00:42:58,365
先生真乃神人也！

312
00:42:59,810 --> 00:43:03,177
似神非神！夫人过奖

313
00:43:03,514 --> 00:43:04,913
有劳先生俯赐良剂

314
00:43:05,583 --> 00:43:08,245
治病之道，在于望、闻、问、切

315
00:43:09,253 --> 00:43:13,747
望者观气色也，闻者听声音也

316
00:43:14,258 --> 00:43:18,718
问者问病情也，切者切六脉也

317
00:43:19,196 --> 00:43:20,185
缺一不可

318
00:43:20,464 --> 00:43:24,594
如今隔墙如隔山，不知夫人气色如何

319
00:43:24,802 --> 00:43:27,896
故而很难断症

320
00:43:28,706 --> 00:43:31,106
请将屏风撤去

321
00:43:31,742 --> 00:43:35,234
好使敝人瞻仰廬山真面目

322
00:43:35,579 --> 00:43:38,139
方可断症下药

323
00:43:39,717 --> 00:43:42,584
绣春，将屏风撤去

324
00:43:43,087 --> 00:43:43,485
是！

325
00:44:04,375 --> 00:44:06,707
怎么样？请快看！

326
00:44:07,277 --> 00:44:08,301
快了，快了！

327
00:45:16,313 --> 00:45:17,541
行了…

328
00:47:56,506 --> 00:48:00,670
滚，没火惹火，惹了火你又没料

329
00:48:00,911 --> 00:48:04,438
银样蜡枪头，中看不中喫，滚！

330
00:48:06,216 --> 00:48:09,515
真抱歉！我白天就是不行，晚上…

331
00:48:09,720 --> 00:48:13,417
别夸嘴，晚上你哪天行过？不害羞！

332
00:48:14,358 --> 00:48:16,223
比西门庆你还差得远啦

333
00:48:17,794 --> 00:48:19,853
西门庆臭如粪土

334
00:48:20,564 --> 00:48:23,124
蔣竹山虽然是吃药打针

335
00:48:23,467 --> 00:48:24,798
吞金枪不倒丸

336
00:48:25,302 --> 00:48:28,135
喝三鞭虎骨酒，搽印度神油

337
00:48:28,705 --> 00:48:32,197
也是虚不受补，闺房无力

338
00:48:32,676 --> 00:48:35,770
被李瓶儿一脚踢在床下，赶出门去

339
00:48:36,546 --> 00:48:39,140
冯妈妈几次三番去求西门庆

340
00:48:39,483 --> 00:48:42,077
说李瓶儿一心一意要嫁给他

341
00:48:42,653 --> 00:48:46,180
刚好西门庆又搭上新官的门路

342
00:48:46,523 --> 00:48:47,512
升官发财

343
00:48:47,858 --> 00:48:51,760
所以也就多个人多双筷，无所谓了

344
00:49:21,425 --> 00:49:22,824
招待不周，多喝几杯啊！

345
00:49:23,260 --> 00:49:24,454
大爷，请进洞房！

346
00:49:24,661 --> 00:49:26,253
我不进洞房，我睡在五娘房里

347
00:49:26,730 --> 00:49:27,856
今天您老是新郎倌

348
00:49:28,131 --> 00:49:29,462
怎么可以不睡在新房内？

349
00:49:39,843 --> 00:49:42,505
不好了，夫人上吊啦！

350
00:49:42,913 --> 00:49:47,714
来人呀，夫人上吊啦！…

351
00:49:48,485 --> 00:49:51,386
走开，你不用管我，出去！

352
00:49:52,255 --> 00:49:54,348
来人呀，给我拿皮鞭来

353
00:50:26,390 --> 00:50:28,483
贱货，你既然亏心

354
00:50:28,592 --> 00:50:30,219
干吗跑到我家来上吊？

355
00:50:31,194 --> 00:50:32,218
你既然嫁了那个活王八

356
00:50:32,629 --> 00:50:33,323
就跟他过一辈子好了

357
00:50:34,464 --> 00:50:34,793
下来！

358
00:50:38,368 --> 00:50:40,768
滚下来，下来！

359
00:50:46,676 --> 00:50:47,301
跪起来！

360
00:50:53,917 --> 00:50:57,182
跪起来，跪！

361
00:51:06,129 --> 00:51:06,595
把衣服脱光

362
00:51:13,136 --> 00:51:13,602
脱！

363
00:51:15,338 --> 00:51:19,331
脱！脱！…

364
00:51:25,649 --> 00:51:26,308
脱快点！

365
00:51:28,585 --> 00:51:29,108
快点！

366
00:51:42,399 --> 00:51:42,888
贱货！

367
00:52:00,750 --> 00:52:01,409
上吊？

368
00:52:06,890 --> 00:52:08,517
贱货，你嫁他

369
00:52:09,192 --> 00:52:10,591
拿钱给他开铺子，这也就罢了

370
00:52:11,328 --> 00:52:12,818
为什么告诉他，我吞了你的银两？

371
00:52:14,297 --> 00:52:15,264
收声！不要哭！

372
00:52:15,699 --> 00:52:16,393
你冤枉我！

373
00:52:17,100 --> 00:52:17,657
你没有说？

374
00:52:18,668 --> 00:52:20,135
我连想都没想过

375
00:52:20,670 --> 00:52:21,864
我一心一意的想嫁给你

376
00:52:22,506 --> 00:52:23,666
我要的是你的情意

377
00:52:24,341 --> 00:52:25,808
钱财又算得了什么？

378
00:52:27,277 --> 00:52:30,872
一心一意想嫁给我，说得真好听

379
00:52:40,490 --> 00:52:41,752
那你为什么嫁给蔣竹山？

380
00:52:43,593 --> 00:52:46,721
你不来，我朝思暮想，想得心斜了

381
00:52:47,697 --> 00:52:49,631
病得不像个人样，睡觉都梦见你

382
00:52:50,634 --> 00:52:52,761
后来蔣竹山来看病，我就听他骗了

383
00:52:54,237 --> 00:52:56,501
于是你就告诉他我收了你许多银两？

384
00:52:57,674 --> 00:52:59,869
没有，我发誓，我真的没说过

385
00:53:03,213 --> 00:53:05,306
我也不怕你说，我问你

386
00:53:06,183 --> 00:53:07,207
我比蔣竹山怎么样？

387
00:53:07,817 --> 00:53:11,082
他拿什么跟你比，你是三十三天上

388
00:53:11,888 --> 00:53:13,515
他是九十九天下

389
00:53:14,224 --> 00:53:15,122
我是真的喜欢你

390
00:53:21,131 --> 00:53:21,654
真的？

391
00:56:22,278 --> 00:56:24,838
有道是侵人财产占人田

392
00:56:25,382 --> 00:56:26,815
荣华富贵不多年

393
00:56:27,417 --> 00:56:30,113
可是西门庆不仅一次谋夫夺妇

394
00:56:30,420 --> 00:56:33,082
毒死武大郎，气死花子虚

395
00:56:33,423 --> 00:56:36,358
他非但没有报应，反而升官发财

396
00:56:36,826 --> 00:56:39,659
李瓶儿还替他生了个儿子一官哥！

397
00:56:40,397 --> 00:56:43,093
不过善有善报，恶有恶报

398
00:56:43,466 --> 00:56:45,661
如若不报，时辰未到

399
00:56:46,302 --> 00:56:48,395
官哥生下来就多灾多病

400
00:56:48,805 --> 00:56:50,295
加上潘金莲的嫉妒

401
00:56:50,607 --> 00:56:53,303
更是福无双至，祸不单行

402
00:57:13,696 --> 00:57:16,893
是吓着了，喫两剂药压压惊就没事了

403
00:57:17,367 --> 00:57:17,890
谢谢大夫！

404
00:57:25,575 --> 00:57:26,701
你们先出去！

405
00:58:34,511 --> 00:58:35,705
乖，别哭！

406
00:58:39,916 --> 00:58:41,178
乖啊！

407
00:59:07,176 --> 00:59:09,337
西门庆整天只知道一个官哥儿

408
00:59:09,913 --> 00:59:12,108
这死孩子，死了最好

409
00:59:14,918 --> 00:59:16,146
怎么会有狗屎？

410
00:59:37,407 --> 00:59:37,839
捡起来！

411
00:59:44,414 --> 00:59:45,438
捡起来，拿过来！

412
00:59:51,487 --> 00:59:52,146
拿过来！

413
01:00:05,568 --> 01:00:11,131
不用怕，我现在不打你，你过来看看

414
01:00:20,717 --> 01:00:21,513
嗅一嗅！

415
01:00:30,593 --> 01:00:31,560
臭不臭？

416
01:00:33,596 --> 01:00:34,358
有一点

417
01:00:35,632 --> 01:00:36,257
把马鞭子拿来！

418
01:00:37,467 --> 01:00:42,404
贱货，还想有下次？去死！

419
01:00:46,643 --> 01:00:48,406
快去看看，外面发生什么事？

420
01:00:52,782 --> 01:00:56,741
别哭，乖！

421
01:01:19,275 --> 01:01:22,301
五娘，少打两下吧！

422
01:01:22,679 --> 01:01:24,738
你们这么吵，官哥儿吓得直哭

423
01:01:25,181 --> 01:01:27,411
六娘叫我来求求您，手下留情吧！

424
01:01:27,717 --> 01:01:31,744
笑话，我管教我的丫头也要管？

425
01:01:32,689 --> 01:01:35,487
死丫头，听见了没有？

426
01:01:37,727 --> 01:01:41,219
有人不准你哭，你还哭？

427
01:01:53,142 --> 01:01:53,631
去死吧！

428
01:02:30,146 --> 01:02:38,451
孩子，孩子，你别吓着娘了，孩子！

429
01:02:43,826 --> 01:02:49,890
滚，给我滚！

430
01:02:53,469 --> 01:02:54,436
怎么回事，一下子弄成这样？

431
01:02:55,204 --> 01:02:58,469
冯妈妈说叫猫给吓着了

432
01:02:58,741 --> 01:03:00,174
猫？什么猫？

433
01:03:00,910 --> 01:03:03,105
五娘的雪狮子！

434
01:03:16,759 --> 01:03:24,530
雪狮子…你快偿我儿子的命来

435
01:03:31,340 --> 01:03:31,806
雪狮子！

436
01:03:55,631 --> 01:03:58,099
雪狮子呢？给我！

437
01:03:59,435 --> 01:03:59,833
给我！

438
01:04:00,570 --> 01:04:01,366
什么？

439
01:04:01,671 --> 01:04:02,899
把那个死猫给我！

440
01:04:03,773 --> 01:04:06,139
怎么？它招惹你了？

441
01:04:08,878 --> 01:04:11,278
滚开！滚开啊！

442
01:04:16,652 --> 01:04:19,086
贱货，滚开啊！

443
01:04:21,858 --> 01:04:22,415
还给我！

444
01:04:22,592 --> 01:04:23,149
别挡着我

445
01:04:23,292 --> 01:04:23,883
还给我呀！

446
01:04:24,193 --> 01:04:24,682
滚开！

447
01:04:28,097 --> 01:04:28,722
王八旦！

448
01:04:34,103 --> 01:04:38,301
官哥，爸给你报仇

449
01:04:39,542 --> 01:04:40,099
去死吧！

450
01:05:22,585 --> 01:05:23,381
六娘！

451
01:05:39,635 --> 01:05:44,299
六娘，五娘她在房间里跟个男子胡混

452
01:05:45,408 --> 01:05:46,272
跟谁？

453
01:05:46,742 --> 01:05:49,802
琴僮，三娘带来的那个小伙子

454
01:05:50,446 --> 01:05:51,743
今年才十六岁

455
01:05:52,381 --> 01:05:55,248
不会吧，五娘会跟那孩子？

456
01:05:55,851 --> 01:05:59,252
千真万确，我亲眼看见的

457
01:06:00,122 --> 01:06:01,646
五娘把他绑在床上

458
01:06:02,158 --> 01:06:04,456
还用藤鞭不停的打在他身上

459
01:06:04,660 --> 01:06:06,093
琴僮就大声的叫喊

460
01:09:59,762 --> 01:10:03,459
好孩子，用力呀，好孩子，用力呀

461
01:10:04,099 --> 01:10:07,296
住口，做奴才的

462
01:10:07,469 --> 01:10:08,868
怎能在背后讲主子的坏话？

463
01:10:09,872 --> 01:10:11,533
先别说是不是真有其事

464
01:10:11,907 --> 01:10:13,306
就算有，也不可以讲

465
01:10:14,276 --> 01:10:15,675
要是让大爷知道可不得了啦

466
01:10:20,115 --> 01:10:23,209
夫人，不好了，出了事了

467
01:10:23,552 --> 01:10:24,849
什么事？说啊！

468
01:10:25,187 --> 01:10:27,883
秋菊杷你跟琴僮的事都说出来了

469
01:10:28,224 --> 01:10:28,690
什么？！

470
01:10:35,130 --> 01:10:36,654
夫人，你到哪儿去？

471
01:10:36,832 --> 01:10:39,892
快，快去叫琴僮马上跑，知道吗？

472
01:10:40,269 --> 01:10:40,633
是！

473
01:10:42,471 --> 01:10:45,304
回来！万一来不及，大爷要问起什么

474
01:10:45,441 --> 01:10:47,204
你都来个死不认，知道吗？

475
01:10:49,111 --> 01:10:50,772
春梅，如果大爷问起荷包事来

476
01:10:51,213 --> 01:10:52,805
你就说在花园检到的，记住！

477
01:11:08,297 --> 01:11:08,626
走！

478
01:11:14,770 --> 01:11:16,328
做什么？有什么事？

479
01:11:16,505 --> 01:11:16,869
走！

480
01:11:17,172 --> 01:11:18,104
你带我到哪儿去？

481
01:11:18,474 --> 01:11:18,906
别吵！

482
01:11:47,536 --> 01:11:49,595
你什么时候进来的？吓我一跳哪

483
01:11:51,774 --> 01:11:56,473
为人不做亏心事，夜半不怕鬼叫门

484
01:11:57,112 --> 01:11:57,510
你怕什么？

485
01:12:36,285 --> 01:12:40,881
官人，请用茶，请用茶，官人！

486
01:12:44,827 --> 01:12:45,589
怎么了？

487
01:12:49,131 --> 01:12:51,622
怎么了？你自己心里明白

488
01:12:56,171 --> 01:12:58,366
你说，你跟琴僮搞过几次？

489
01:13:01,710 --> 01:13:04,270
你说什么？没头没脑的哪个琴僮啊？

490
01:13:05,114 --> 01:13:07,241
你还装傻？还有哪个琴僮？

491
01:13:07,750 --> 01:13:09,149
孟玉楼带来的那个琴僮呀

492
01:13:10,252 --> 01:13:13,483
啊，你说那个十六岁的孩子

493
01:13:14,289 --> 01:13:18,191
孩子，童子鸡是嘛

494
01:13:29,238 --> 01:13:30,262
这荷包是谁的？

495
01:13:31,673 --> 01:13:32,537
你在哪里捡到的？

496
01:13:33,409 --> 01:13:36,901
在哪里捡到？在琴僮身上找到的

497
01:13:37,813 --> 01:13:40,805
啊，你就为了这个打我？

498
01:13:41,183 --> 01:13:42,411
你还装傻充楞？

499
01:13:43,385 --> 01:13:45,683
说，你什么时候送给他的？

500
01:13:47,556 --> 01:13:48,545
我送给他干什么？

501
01:13:49,124 --> 01:13:50,887
那天我和孟三姐在花园绣花

502
01:13:51,527 --> 01:13:53,722
回到房里一看，荷包不见了

503
01:13:54,363 --> 01:13:56,194
回花园左找右找都找不到

504
01:13:57,566 --> 01:13:59,124
原来这孩子捡走了

505
01:14:01,336 --> 01:14:02,598
你用不着骗我了

506
01:14:04,840 --> 01:14:08,241
来人呀，把那小子押进来

507
01:14:15,651 --> 01:14:16,140
出去！

508
01:14:20,422 --> 01:14:23,289
他妈的，小子，胆子不少

509
01:14:25,294 --> 01:14:27,626
你敢剃我眼眉？玩我老婆？

510
01:14:28,797 --> 01:14:31,288
你整天在外面玩人家的老婆

511
01:14:31,700 --> 01:14:33,497
就以为人家也玩你老婆？

512
01:14:37,339 --> 01:14:38,670
非好好的教训你不可

513
01:14:41,710 --> 01:14:43,644
大爷，我天大的胆子也不敢哪

514
01:14:44,480 --> 01:14:45,913
我，我才十六岁

515
01:14:46,482 --> 01:14:51,351
十六岁？你真他妈的人小鬼大

516
01:14:59,862 --> 01:15:03,423
王八旦，你他妈的比驴还大

517
01:15:06,301 --> 01:15:09,429
说，你有没有跟她搞过？

518
01:15:10,506 --> 01:15:11,768
没有，真的没有！

519
01:15:12,374 --> 01:15:12,863
没有？

520
01:15:15,878 --> 01:15:18,369
说！有没有跟她搞过…

521
01:15:18,847 --> 01:15:20,906
真的没有呀，大爷，请你相信我

522
01:15:22,217 --> 01:15:25,516
我不信，说，说呀！

523
01:15:27,556 --> 01:15:30,457
有没有？…有没有？…

524
01:15:30,726 --> 01:15:32,523
有，有过两三回

525
01:15:32,761 --> 01:15:33,625
你说什么？

526
01:15:35,297 --> 01:15:35,763
贱货！

527
01:15:38,133 --> 01:15:39,259
真的是两三回？

528
01:15:39,535 --> 01:15:41,730
是两三回，真的是两三回呀

529
01:15:42,170 --> 01:15:43,603
两回还是三回？

530
01:15:43,839 --> 01:15:46,273
我记不清楚了…

531
01:15:46,408 --> 01:15:47,397
你真的跟五娘搞过？

532
01:15:47,843 --> 01:15:50,676
不，不是跟五娘，是秋菊

533
01:15:53,115 --> 01:15:55,379
胡说，你胡说八道、胡说八道！

534
01:15:55,551 --> 01:15:56,313
不要吵！

535
01:16:08,897 --> 01:16:10,262
你真的跟秋菊搞过？

536
01:16:11,166 --> 01:16:12,895
是，她到我房里

537
01:16:13,268 --> 01:16:14,462
说五娘打了她几十鞭了

538
01:16:14,770 --> 01:16:17,364
还脱衣服叫我看

539
01:16:18,140 --> 01:16:22,509
我看到她肚臍底下布颗红痣

540
01:16:23,845 --> 01:16:24,709
你不得好死

541
01:16:25,714 --> 01:16:28,842
你小心，一定会被雷劈的

542
01:16:31,553 --> 01:16:31,882
站住！

543
01:17:12,194 --> 01:17:16,824
大爷，没有，我敢发誓我还是个闺女

544
01:17:31,813 --> 01:17:32,370
大爷！

545
01:18:14,856 --> 01:18:17,324
她，她昨天的经期…

546
01:18:24,666 --> 01:18:25,462
你们他妈当我是瞎子？

547
01:18:26,401 --> 01:18:28,631
当着我的瞼还眉来眼去

548
01:18:28,870 --> 01:18:31,270
大爷，求求你，求求你不要打她

549
01:18:35,243 --> 01:18:36,301
这可我明白了

550
01:18:40,916 --> 01:18:44,352
你搞我老婆…王八旦！

551
01:18:49,758 --> 01:18:51,350
死吧！

552
01:18:56,531 --> 01:18:57,259
打死你！

553
01:19:04,740 --> 01:19:08,642
看你还敢不敢？搞我老婆？

554
01:19:10,545 --> 01:19:13,673
西门庆的老婆也敢搞，你胆子可不小

555
01:19:15,250 --> 01:19:16,512
今天我非要打死你可

556
01:19:18,386 --> 01:19:20,718
你怎么不出声了？回答我呀！

557
01:19:21,556 --> 01:19:25,151
还敢不敢？敢不敢呀？！

558
01:19:39,174 --> 01:19:45,875
来人，把他拖出去，丢在烂岗子里

559
01:20:23,117 --> 01:20:23,515
跪下！

560
01:20:25,352 --> 01:20:29,686
老天爷，怎么我好心没好报呢

561
01:20:30,491 --> 01:20:32,721
我自从嫁给你，没过过一天好日子

562
01:20:33,694 --> 01:20:36,219
你每天在外头寻花问柳，玩人家老婆

563
01:20:36,831 --> 01:20:40,824
还听人家瞎扯，冤枉自己老婆

564
01:20:41,769 --> 01:20:45,068
闭嘴，跪好！

565
01:20:51,078 --> 01:20:51,703
把衣服脱了

566
01:20:53,347 --> 01:20:54,575
你个坏蛋，你不得好死

567
01:20:54,682 --> 01:20:55,410
闭嘴，不许吵！

568
01:20:57,585 --> 01:20:58,176
跪下！

569
01:21:12,566 --> 01:21:13,555
我求求你！

570
01:21:14,134 --> 01:21:15,066
把裤子也脱下来

571
01:21:25,279 --> 01:21:25,768
不要…

572
01:21:26,113 --> 01:21:26,579
脱啊！

573
01:21:43,230 --> 01:21:44,254
你这浑蛋！

574
01:21:51,672 --> 01:21:52,764
浑蛋！

575
01:21:57,478 --> 01:21:58,240
你不得好死！

576
01:22:05,486 --> 01:22:09,718
说，你跟他搞过几次？几次，说！

577
01:22:15,763 --> 01:22:16,661
我搞过西门庆

578
01:22:17,731 --> 01:22:20,131
西门庆搞过武大郎的老婆潘金莲

579
01:22:21,402 --> 01:22:23,461
搞过花子虚的老婆李瓶儿

580
01:22:23,771 --> 01:22:25,568
搞过賁四的老婆賁四嫂

581
01:22:26,774 --> 01:22:29,334
搞过来旺的媳妇宋惠莲，搞过…

582
01:22:29,476 --> 01:22:33,537
对…对…你个贱货！

583
01:22:39,053 --> 01:22:42,318
住口，我不许你说话，不许说话

584
01:22:43,257 --> 01:22:46,317
住口！…

585
01:22:53,233 --> 01:22:56,396
对，我是喜欢搞人家老婆，怎么样？

586
01:22:57,037 --> 01:22:58,026
你能奈我何吗？

587
01:23:06,814 --> 01:23:09,305
你个贱货，竟敢管到我头上来

588
01:23:10,351 --> 01:23:11,340
非教训你不可

589
01:24:38,305 --> 01:24:38,669
谁？

590
01:24:40,407 --> 01:24:41,066
春梅，你过来！

591
01:24:49,216 --> 01:24:50,012
把衣服脱掉！

592
01:24:51,318 --> 01:24:51,784
快脱！

593
01:25:00,461 --> 01:25:01,052
脱！

594
01:25:11,371 --> 01:25:13,134
你也想玩是吗？

595
01:25:14,475 --> 01:25:15,271
过来！

596
01:25:57,117 --> 01:26:01,816
快！快！快呀…快呀！

597
01:26:28,482 --> 01:26:32,816
大爷，不要呀，不要…

598
01:26:40,027 --> 01:26:41,016
不要呀！

599
01:26:52,639 --> 01:26:54,072
不要呀！

600
01:26:54,641 --> 01:26:55,300
放松！

601
01:26:59,313 --> 01:27:00,337
不要呀！

602
01:27:01,381 --> 01:27:02,405
很好玩，是吗？

603
01:27:08,589 --> 01:27:09,613
看在五娘份上

604
01:27:10,424 --> 01:27:12,016
下半截都给你了，好不好？！

605
01:27:26,273 --> 01:27:27,262
官人！

606
01:27:59,072 --> 01:28:01,267
春梅，春梅！

607
01:28:01,575 --> 01:28:05,477
官人，她没事的，第一次嘛

608
01:28:05,846 --> 01:28:07,074
你接着干，她就会醒了

609
01:28:31,371 --> 01:28:35,398
春梅，醒了？！

610
01:29:01,768 --> 01:29:04,259
官人，不要停、继续啊…

611
01:29:05,339 --> 01:29:09,241
千万不要停，继续下去，继续干下去

612
01:29:26,093 --> 01:29:29,153
官人，不要停、不要…

613
01:29:29,763 --> 01:29:31,253
一定要继续下去

614
01:29:32,399 --> 01:29:35,562
继续干下去，你不要停、不要呀！

615
01:29:43,710 --> 01:29:45,507
西门庆一箭双鵰

616
01:29:46,313 --> 01:29:48,144
李瓶儿独守闺房

617
01:29:48,648 --> 01:29:51,139
修心养性，万念俱灰

618
01:29:52,052 --> 01:29:55,818
参透了空即是色，色即是空的道理

619
01:29:56,790 --> 01:30:01,318
阿弥陀佛，善哉，善哉！