先生，正在退出时间结 我们还活着 - Exiting the time knot now, sir. - We're alive !
我们成功了，长官，我们成功了 We made it, Commander. We made it.
上帝保佑，我们还活着 By Grabthar's hammer, we live to tell the tale.
系统正在调校功能 [ Computerized Voice ] Systems registering functional.
所有系统正常，长官 All systems are working, Commander.
我一点也不喜欢，太容易了 I don't like it. It was too easy.
哦，不，等等，到处都是时间结 - [ Boy ] Wait ! Oh, no. They're everywhere ! - [ Alarm Blaring ]
到处都是打开的时间结，这是个陷阱！！ - There are time knots opening everywhere ! - A trap !
我们被包围了，长官 We're surrounded, Commander.
啊，天哪 - Aah ! - Ooh !
我们完了，先生，我们阻止不了 It's a core meltdown, sir. It can't be stopped.
投降也许是最好的选择 Surrender may be our only option.
不！永不放弃！ No ! Never give up !
决不妥协！ Never surrender !
下命令吧，先生 Your orders, sir ?
先生？给大家下命令吧？ Sir ? Group orders ?
启动 欧米茄13 Activate the Omega 13.
那么？ - [ Audience Applauding ] - [ Man ] Well ?
嗯？好了，已经启动了 Huh ? Well, there you are.
好！ - Yeah ! Huh ? - [ Audience Cheering, Applauding ]
好！我说的就是这个 Yeah ! Yeah, that's what I'm talking about.
你们是第一个见到 久违了的《银河探险》的人 You are the first people to see the lost Galaxy Quest--
第92集二章 episode 92 two-parter--
上次1982年的播出这集到现在已经20年了 since it was originally aired in 1982 !
哦，是的 - Huh ? Yeah ! All right. - [ Audience Applauding ]
现在，你们等待的时刻到了 And now, the moment you've all been waiting for--
勇敢无畏的NSEA保护者的全体人员 the intrepid crew of the N.S.E.A. Protector !
好啊，好啊 - Yeah ! Yeah ! - [ Crowd Cheering ]
红头巾，黑鞋子，等一下 [ Man ] Red scarf, black shoes. Wait.
白头巾，黑钮扣，白鞋子 White scarf, black buttons, white shoes.
伙计，他到底在哪里？ 已经迟了一个半小时了 Man, where in the hell is he ? An hour and a half late ?
一个半小时了，真奇怪 - An hour and a half. - I mean, this is unreal.
他们已经等不及了 They're gonna start eating each other out there.
你听到没有？他撇下我们一个人 赶另外一个场子了 Oh, did you hear ? He booked another appearance without us.
你在开玩笑 You're kidding.
哦，嗯 Oh. Uh-- Um--
我怎么会这样？ 再也不会了 - How did I come to this ? - Not again.
我扮演曾经理查德三世，谢幕了5次 - I played Richard the Third. - Five curtain calls.
谢幕了5次啊，我曾是个真正的演员 看看我现在成了什么样子了 There were five curtain calls. I was an actor once, damn it ! Now look at me. Look at me !
我不能上台 I cannot go out there, and I won't say...
我再也不想说那些愚蠢的台词了 that stupid line one more time !
我不能，我也不想 好吧，阿力克斯 - I can't, I won't. - Well, Alex, at least you had a part.
起码观众喜欢你的角色 Okay ? You had a character people loved.
我是说，电视评论整整六段都是 I mean, my TV Guide interview was six paragraphs...
在说我的身材 和我的衣服多么合身 about my boobs and how they fit into my suit.
根本没有人关心我在演什么 No one even bothered to ask me what I do on the show.
我们……等等 让我想一想 You had the-- Wait. Wait, I'll think of it.
我再重复计算机的话 弗来德，哇喔! - I repeated the computer, Fred. - Whew !
你们的指挥官来了！ 哈，哈！ Your commander is on deck ! Ha, ha !
今天雾很大，是吗？ Wow, that smog is thick today, huh ?
我是不是太迟了 亚力克斯已经受不了了 - Am I too late for Alexander's panic attack ? - [ Objects Clattering ]
我没有受不了，你应该看一看 Apparently not. You know, you should get that looked at.
是 [ Chuckles ] Yeah.
让我们多看几段 [ Emcee in Distance ] Let's take a look at a few more clips.
好的，我干什么呢？ Okay. What did I do ? Hmm ?
我们要见船员！ 什么？ - [ Audience Chanting ] We want the crew ! - What ?
我们要见船员！ 整整4年，我们对这些船员 产生了很深的感情 - [ Chanting ] We want the crew ! - For those four seasons, we developed the same affection...
而船员们也有同样的感情 for the crew as the crew had for each other.
他们不仅仅是探索太空的冒险家 These weren't just adventurers exploring space.
朋友 他们是朋友 - Friends. - These were friends.
不可思议 够了，伙计 - Unbelievable. - You are so full of it, man !
没什么了不起的 那些家伙在墙角放了一些布景 It's not a big deal ! These guys put a little set in their basement.
我在那儿一个多小时 没什么的，格温 I'm there about an hour. It's nothing, Gwen.
他们要见指挥官 They wanted the Commander.
他来了 亚历山大，等一会。抓住他！抓住他！ - There he goes. - Alexander, wait a minute. Grab him ! Grab him !
我们要见他们，我们要见他们！ 好的！ - We want the crew ! We want the crew ! - [ Emcee ] Okay !
他们来了 Yeah ! Here we go !
来啊，老朋友 Come on, old friend. Old friend.
你抢了我的戏，我已经整整两集没出场了 You stole all my best lines. You cut me out of episode two entirely.
对不起。 桃丽麦迪逊，我最喜欢她了 - Excuse me. - [ Emcee ] Tawny Madison-- my personal favorite--
格温迪马克 - Gwen DeMarco ! - [ Crowd Cheering ]
好啊! Yeah !
是，那正是我要说的，我们欢迎 Yeah, that's what I'm talkin' about ! Let's hear a warm welcome...
神枪手，拉多汤米韦伯 for crack gunner Laredo-- Tommy Webber !
你会上去的 我不 - You will go out there ! - I won't,
你说什么都没用 and nothing you say will make me.
戏必须演下去 弗来迪科温！ - The show must go on. - [ Emcee ] Freddie Kwan !
妈的 - Damn you. - [ Emcee Continues, Indistinct ]
他妈的，我再也不会说 那些愚蠢的台词了 Damn you. I won't say that stupid line one more time.
亚历山大邓恩 Tev'Meck-- Alexander Dane !
好啊 Yeah ! All right !
[ Crowd Cheering ]
上帝做证，我会为你报仇的！ By Grabthar's hammer, you shall be avenged !
是，好的 Yeah ! All right !
那家伙真会演戏 最后 That guy can act. And finally,
我亲爱的探险者迷们 my-- my fellow Questerians,
勇敢的NSEA保护者的指挥官 the brave Commander of the N.S.E.A. Protector,
彼得……彼得……彼得…… Peter, Peter, Peter, Peter, Peter,
昆西……昆西……昆西…… Quincy, Quincy, Quincy, Quincy, Taggart, Taggart, Taggart Taggart--
贾森耐斯密斯 - Jason Nesmith ! Yes ! - [ Crowd Cheering ]
我们爱你，指挥官 [ Woman ] We love you, Commander !
永不放弃，永不投降！ - Never give up, never-- - [ Audience In Unison ] Never surrender !
别管那些火炮，全力上啊 Damn the resonance cannons, full speed ahead ! Huh ?
指挥官和他的飞行员会 [ Emcee ] The Commander and his crew will be signing autographs...
在可乐机旁边的 演播台C和B为大家签名 on Imperial decks "C" and "B" near the Coke machines.
哇，永远探险，伙计！ [ Man ] Whoo ! Quest forever, man !
对不起，飞行员们过来了 Excuse me, pardon me. Crew member coming through.
影迷，是吗？嘿，格温 嘿，伙计 - Fans, right ? Hey, Gwen. - Oh, hey, man.
非常感谢今天你给我们做的介绍 I want to thank you for that nice intro you gave us today.
嗯， 伙计 - Um-- - Guy.
你也许不认识我了 是因为我戴了眼镜 You probably don't remember me, do you ? It's the sunglasses, right ?
我在82年的81集里演过戏 I was on the show in '82, episode 81.
第一段插播的广告还没开始 我就被怪物杀掉了，唉！ Got killed by a lava monster before the first commercial. Aaah !
听着，也许我也可以坐在那里，签几个名 Listen, uh-- Maybe I could sit in and, uh, sign a couple autographs ?
上帝做证，我会为你报仇 By Grabthar's hammer, by the sons of Warvan, I shall avenge you !
下一个 - By Grabthar's-- - Next.
如果我再向左移一英寸 怪物就已经杀掉我了 Had I moved an inch to the left, the beast would have killed me.
另一方面，我的船员正处在危险之中 你知道该怎么做？ - On the other hand, my crew was in danger. - How did you know what to do ?
没有我的这些船员 我就不是一个指挥官了 Come on ! Without my crew, I'm not a commander, huh ?
我想我们都记得那个恩诺克第七星系的 怪物后来怎么样了，对吧 I think we all remember what happened to that beast on Enok Seven, right ?
[ Crowd Laughing ]
你必须承认，他们确实喜欢他 You've gotta admit, they really do love him.
是，就像他自己喜欢自己一样 Yeah, almost as much as he loves himself.
对不起，指挥官，嘿！ Excuse me, Commander. Hey !
我在想你是否能帮忙解决一些 我和我的船员之间的争端 I was wondering if you could help settle a dispute my crew and I seem to be having.
嗯，如果你记得，在“帝勒马类星体”…… Um, if you remember, uh, in "Quasar Dilemma--"
对不起，打扰一下，伙计 Excuse me for a minute, fellas.
我还没有明白那个 I hadn't even gotten to the relevant conundrum.
15集“得洛斯第五星系的迷雾”中的谜语 In episode 15, "Mist of Delos Five,"
我有一种感觉你和指挥官之间有点什么 I got the feeling that you and the Commander kind of had a thing.
是吗？ 没有 - Did you ? - No.
我们之间什么也没有 The Commander and I never had a thing.
好吧，是他这样说的 Well that's her story.
对不起 Excuse me.
格温，格温 Gwen. Gwen.
格温 Gwen.
指挥官 ，对不起 - Commander. - Excuse me.
我有事要和你说，十万火急 I must speak to you. It is a matter of supreme importance.
我们是从卡拉图星云来的赛米安人 We are Thermians from the Klatu Nebula...
我们需要你们的帮助 and we... need your help.
哦，哦 Oh, oh, oh.
是和明天的演出有关吗？ Is this about that gig tomorrow ?
你和我的经纪人谈吧 但必须有辆豪华车来接我 Just hammer out the details with my agent, and make sure there's a limo at my house.
上次我做完节目 他们把我塞进了辆丰田车的后座 Last time I did one of these gigs, they shoved me in the back of a Toyota.
记住，说嗯 Remember, mum's the word.
当然，但……嗯 - Certainly, but um-- - Mum.
嗯 嗯 嗯 嗯 - Mum. Mum. - Mum. - Mum.
看那边，真美啊 Look here. And... beautiful.
麦迪逊，那个陌生星球的星氲 Crewman Madison. The mist of this strange planet...
让我觉得 is filling my head with such thoughts.
在我认识你以前，我是很聪明的 It was cute when I didn't know you.
你 [ Chuckles ] You--
- [ Chattering, Indistinct ] - [ Laughing ]
[ Giggling ]
[ Man Coughing ]
[ Men Chuckling ]
真是个荒唐的节目 哦，真好笑 What a freak show, man. Oh, this is hilarious.
一群废物！花15美元来求一个签名 Bunch of losers ! Beggin' for autographs at 15 bucks a pop.
而那些家伙已经20年没演过戏了 - [ Toilet Flushes ] - These guys haven't had a real acting job for 20 years.
他们就这点能耐，耐思密斯在哪里？ - This is all they've got. - Did you check out Nesmith ?
他被那些认为 他是真的太空指挥官的白痴缠着 He actually gets off on those retards thinking he's a space commander !
是啊，他的朋友们呢？我知道！ - Yeah ! Oh, and his friends ? - I know !
他们也不能容忍他！ 你听到他们刚才在那边揶揄他吗？ They can't stand him ! Did you hear them ragging on him in there ?
老兄，他根本不知道 甚至对他的朋友来说，他也是个笑柄 Dude, he has no idea he's a laughingstock, even to his buddies.
他真可怜！ 哦，算了吧 - He's pathetic ! - Ooh, come on, come on.
《银河探险》的演员差不多都来了 The Galaxy Quest Dancers are almost on.
喔，全力冲刺，上尉 Whoo ! Full speed ahead, Lieutenant.
嘿，指挥官 Hey, Commander, uh, so, as I was saying,
在“类星体的困境”中， 你使用了控制B的后备动力 in "The Quasar Dilemma," remember, you used the auxiliary of deck B--
你怎么能不怕辐射来到控制台B呢？ could you get this-- deck B for gamma override.
问题是，是不是设计图清楚地显示 The thing is is that online blueprints clearly indicate...
甲板B是独立于导航模型的吗？ that deck B is independent of the guidance matrix.
我们想知道，问题出在哪里 So, we were wondering just where the error lies in that.
这只是个电视节目，仅此而已 It's just a television show. That's all, okay ?
是没错,不过.. [ Chuckles ] Right, but--
我们想知道，是不是量子流…… 'Cause we were wondering if the quantum flux-- Now, just listen on this--
根本没有量子流 There is no quantum flux !
没有什么后备动力， 没有他妈的，飞船！ There's no auxiliary. There's no goddamn ship !
你明白了吗？ You got it ?
他要去哪里? - [ Crowd Murmuring ] - [ Man ] Where's he going ?
我说真的，亚力克斯 I mean it. I mean it, Alex.
我从来没见过他对一个影迷这么失态 I've never seen him lose it like that. Not to a fan.
我是说，这很奇怪 I mean, it was just weird.
格温，我说了好几年了 Gwen, I have said it for years.
他的精神状态很不稳定 He's mentally unstable.
我很担心 [ Sighs ] l-- I'm worried.
这根本不像他 It just was not like him.
[ TV: Man Grunting ]
[ TV: Gunfire ]
[ Channels Changing ]
只要出现不正义的事 As long as there is injustice,
不管是挞干帝那的孩子叫救命 whenever a Targathian baby cries out,
或是星海中的求救信号 - wherever a distress signal sounds among the stars, - [ Reciting Along ]
我们都会出现 伟大的飞船，伟大的船员 -we'll be there-- this fine ship, this fine crew. -This fine ship, this fine crew.
永不放弃，永不妥协 - Never give up and never surrender. - Never give up.
永不妥协 Never surrender.
[ Knocking ]
- [ Knocking Continues ] - [ Moaning Softly ]
[ Groans ]
需要帮忙吗？ 先生，我想你们严重违约了 - Can I help you ? - Sir, I understand this is a terrible breach in protocol--
你们不能到我家来 请听我说 - You guys shouldn't come to my house, man. - I beg you to hear our plea.
我们是从卡拉图星云来的赛米安人 We are Thermians from the Klatu Nebula.
我们的人民正被 Our people are being systematically hunted and slaughtered...
法图格雷的萨理斯大规模的屠杀 by Roth'h'ar Sarris of Fatu-Krey.
我们的要去参加谈判 为了这，我们付出了惨痛的代价 We are to meet in negotiation. However, our efforts in this regard have been disastrous.
指挥官，你是我们最后的希望 Please, Commander. You are our last hope.
[ Chuckles ]
我们的轿车很安全 - We have secured our limousine. - What ?
哦，哦，哦 Oh, oh, oh, oh.
事情是这样的，嗯 Um, it's the thing for the thing that's, um--
也许我该穿条裤子 [ Chuckles ] Maybe I should get some pants on.
进来吧 Come on in.
指挥官 - [ Groans ] - Commander,
我必须说能够这样站在你面前 I must say that standing here in your presence...
是我一生最大的荣幸 is the greatest honor we could have ever hoped to achieve in our lifetimes.
我很感激 That's-- I really appreciate that.
你们能帮我找另一只鞋吗？ Would you guys look for another shoe that looks like this, please ?
[ Groans ]
先生，我是高级军需官朗克 Sir, I am Lahnk, senior requisition officer.
在我们上船之前，我想知道 我们是否带齐了必需品 Before we travel to the ship, please let me know if you have any requirements.
武器，记录片，人员？ 可口可乐，你们有吗？ - Weapons, documents, personnel ? - Um, a Coca-Cola ? Do you have one of those ?
先生，我是泰博 - Sir, I am Teb. - [ Chuckles ]
我想先介绍一下我们两族人之间的历史 I would like to explain the history between our people...
和萨理斯的统治 嘿，你好吗？ - and the Sarris Dominion in greater detail. - Hey, how ya doin' ?
在星云大爆炸后的5百万年里 In the five million years following the Great Nebula Burst,
我们的人…… 你叫什么？ - our people were one p-- - What's your name ?
她不会说话吗？ 她的翻译器坏了 - Doesn't she talk ? - Her translator is broken.
[ Shrieks ]
好的 - [ Opens Soda Can ] - Okeydokey.
伙计们，我昨天睡得很晚 和一个Kreemorian Fangor畜生在一起 You know, guys, I had a late night with a Kreemorian Fangor beast,
我想先打个盹 so I'm gonna just shut my eyes for a bit.
你继续，你说的我都能听见 Go on. You know. I'm listening to everything you say, okay ?
在星云大爆炸后的5百万年里 In the five million years following the Great Nebula Burst,
我们是一族人 our people were one people.
后来，扎克拖人移民过来 再后来梅利沙人也来了 But then came the Zactor Migration, and then the Melosian Shift,
到处充斥着不满和争执 dark period of discontent once spread through the land.
自己人起了争斗，真愚蠢 Fighting among Treeb sects and Largoths-- ah, the foolishness.
就在那时萨理斯…… And it was in this time of dissension that Sarris--
[ Barking ]
指挥官。指挥官。 嗯 - [ Laliari ] Commander. Commander. - Hmm.
抱歉叫醒你，但指挥台叫你 I'm sorry to wake you, sir, but your presence is requested on the command deck.
[ Grunts ]
先生，萨理斯约过界限了 - Sir, Sarris has moved the deadline. - [ Groans ]
我们正在尼－德尔区域接近他的船 We are approaching his ship at the Ni-delta now.
他想听我们的答覆 He wants an answer to his proposal.
我在车里听懂一些 萨理斯是坏人，是吗？ Yeah, I got most of it in the car. Sarris is the bad guy, right ?
是的，他们确实很坏 Oh, yes, sir. He's a very bad man indeed.
他折磨我们的科学家 强迫我们开采砷化镓矿 He has tortured our scientists, put us to work in the gallium arsenide mines,
为满足他下流的目的 专门掠夺我们的女性 - Mm-hmm. - captured our females for his own demented purposes--
是，我明白了，你们有剧本吗？ 或者是要我即兴发挥？ Yeah, yeah, I got the picture. Do you have pages or do you just want me to wing this ?
我不太明白你 指挥官 - I am not sure I understand you. - [ Mathesar ] Commander.
欢迎来到保护者2号 - Welcome to the Protector Two. - Good to see ya.
你想穿上制服吗？ 不 - Would you like to don your uniform ? - I'd like to skip that.
15分钟前，我从范努斯买的这个，这样行吗？ I got this gig in Van Nuys in about a quarter of an hour. Is that all right ?
随便您 先生，是萨理斯 - As you wish. - Sir, it's Sarris.
他来了 He's here.
将军我收到消息赛米安人 任命了一个新指挥官 General, I just received word the Thermians have appointed a new commander...
来和我们谈判 to handle the negotiations.
什么？ What ?
[ Moaning ]
很好，一般这都是用车库里的夹板做的 This is great. You know, usually it's just cardboard walls in a garage.
先生，很抱歉 我们正在低能量模式下运行 - Sir, we apologize for operating in low-power mode, - Oh. Oooh.
但我们正经过反射折曲区域 这很接近银河的轴心 but we are experiencing a reflective flex field this close to the galactic axis.
你知道，我想要什么？ 一个杯架和几片止痛药 You know what I could use ? A cup holder and a couple of Advil.
5秒钟后，我们就接近了，先生要减速吗？ We're approaching in five ticks, sir. Command to slow ?
放在2号屏幕上 Set it on screen saver two.
因为我们 [ Chuckles ] Because we, you know-- We gotta--
抱歉破坏了这里的气氛 [ Groans ] Oh, I'm sorry to break the mood here.
减速到两马克，上尉 Um, slow it down to mark two, Lieutenant.
我能感到恐惧 [ Sarris Over Speaker ] I see fear.
很正常 嗯 - That is expected. - Mm-hmm.
他们有了个新指挥官 很好 - Ahh, they bring a new commander. - It's good.
这就是我的要求 真令人害怕，我是说，他看起来 - Here are my demands. - It's scary. I mean, you know, he looks...
如果你们不能满足我的要求 - And if I do not hear what I like, - real.
就会有流血 then there will be blood...
还有你们想像不到的痛苦！ and pain as you cannot imagine !
首先，我要 醉酒的后果 - First, I require... - Backwash.
欧米茄13 the Omega 13.
第二，我要一个技师 Second, I will require a technician--
好的，我们全速启动 蓝色粒子炮，红色粒子炮 Okeydokey. Let's fire blue particle cannons full. Red particle cannons full.
向他的左右两边开炮 Gannet magnets, fire them left and right.
把他们赶到斜槽上去 我们在那里等他们 And let 'em run all chutes. And while you're at it,
你为什么不狠狠揍他们，杀手？ why don't you toss that at 'em, killer ?
那就足够对付那个龙虾脑袋了，是吗？ That should take care of old lobster head, shouldn't it ?
[ Chuckles ]
指挥官，你去哪里？ Commander, where are you going ?
回家 你是说，地球？ - Home. - You-- You mean Earth ?
是的，我要回地球，小子 Yeah, Earth. I need to get back to Earth, kids.
但谈判怎么办？ 你已经向他开火了 But the negotiation. You-You fired on him.
是，万岁！ 你们的星球叫什么来着？赛米安 - Yeah, yeah. Long live-- What was your planet called ? - Thermia.
万岁赛米安，这边走吗？ 但如果萨理斯没死怎么办？ - Long live Thermia. This way ? - But what if Sarris survives ?
不可能吧，我给了他两炮了 他的飞船很坚固 - I doubt it. I gave him both barrels. - He has a very powerful ship.
如果那家伙还有什么问题的话 打电话给我 If you got any more problems with the guy, just give me a call.
喔！ - [ Bangs Step ] - Ow !
一个星际对讲器 一个什么？ - An interstellar vox. - A what ? Hey.
我们怎么感谢你呢？指挥官 - [ Beeping ] - How can we thank you, Commander ?
你拯救了我们的人民 You-- You have saved our people.
哦，好了，你们表现得很好，真的很好 Yeah. Okay. You know, you kids have been great. You really have.
这东西看起来真不错 喂？？ This thing is real lookin'. Yoo-hoo. Hello ? [ Chuckles ]
嘿，我的轿车呢？ Hey ! Where's my limo ?
嗯？ Huh ?
[ Banging ]
[ Sloshing ]
[ Groans ]
[ Banging ]
[ Female Voices Harmonizing ]
[ Screaming ]
[ Panting ]
拿去吧，我们到过宇宙各地 [ Gwen ] Take it from us. We've been all over the universe.
但我们从来没见过 像这里的东西这么有价值 But we've never seen space-age values like we've seen here at--
电器超市！ Tech Value Electronic Superstore !
上帝作证 [ Monotone ] By Grabthar's hammer,
真便宜 what a savings.
好的 All right !
我们来听听NSEA保护者 Yeah. Let's hear it for the N.S.E.A. Protector.
[ Chattering ]
布兰登，你好吗？ 指挥官 - Brandon, are you okay ? - Commander.
抱歉 My apologies.
关于那次旅行 Evidently, we had a little miscommunication regarding...
the voyage.
你没去 That you didn't show up.
[ Panting ]
他又这样了 你来了很好 - He did it again. - [ Man Over P.A. ] Thank you for coming out.
你知道几点了吗？ 你还记得要来吗？ Do you know what time it is ? Why do you even bother to show up at all ?
不…不是现在 我去过那里，伙计们 N-N-N-Not now. Guys, I was there.
我在那里，记得昨天见面会上 I was up there. Remember yesterday at the convention ?
有几个穿得像外星人得家伙吗？ 他们真是外星人 Those people dressed like aliens ? They were aliens.
他们是特米特人或者说是达尔马特人 They were Termites or Dalmatians. I can't really remember 'cause I was hungover.
他们造的飞船很出色 But what they built was extraordinary.
那是个大飞船，我不得不去帮他们 打一个叫萨理斯的家伙 我狠狠教训了他一顿 It was a huge spaceship. I got to fight this guy named Sarris and I kicked his ass.
我知道你们怎么想，我有证据 他们给了我这个 I know what you're thinkin'. But I can prove it. They gave me this.
不不不…… 你能用这个和太空里的人交谈吗？ No, no, no, no, no. But can you talk to people in space on those ?
保护者，这是指挥官 Protector, this is the commander. Over.
哦，看在上帝份上 我们走吧 - Oh, for God's sake. - That's it. It's time to go !
这个不是我那个 This isn't mine.
那个孩子在哪儿？ 什么？指挥官 - That kid. Where's that kid ? - Begging your pardon, Commander ?
坏消息，萨理斯还活着 We come with news. Sarris lives.
你走了之后，他跑掉了 听着，告诉他们 - He was able upon your departure to make an escape. - Listen. Tell them.
但是，他联络我们说要投降 - However, he has contacted us and wishes to negotiate a surrender. - Sarris.
他恳求你来协助我们谈判条件 We humbly implore you to come and negotiate the terms.
嗯？他们要我回去？ 你们要我回去？ Huh ? They want me back ? You want me back ?
太神奇了，他们要我回去 我想你们和我一起去，可以吗？ Is this amazing ? They want me back, and I want you guys to go with me. Please ?
想想看，走吧，好阿！ Think about it. Let's go. Yes !
你去吗？ You're-- You're goin' ?
亚历山大，这不是 我没开玩笑 Alexander, this is not-- I'm not kiddin' here.
这不是什么恶作剧，我没开玩笑 This isn't some kind of prank. I'm not kiddin'.
伙计们，听啊，来吧，格温 No, guys, guys, listen. Come on. Gwen, Gwen, Gwen.
停一停，到这边来 你知道我的，我不是疯子 Stop. Come here. You know me, and I'm a lot of things, but am I crazy ?
你们怎么对我是一回事 You know, it's one thing to treat us this way.
你们怎么对影迷又是另一回事 It's another thing to do it to your fans.
她不是影迷，她是特米特人 She's not a fan. This is-- This is a Termite !
你该让我揍他一顿 You should've just let me hit him.
孩子们，你们不该想那么多 Boy, I didn't know you could get that loaded.
我想我们该抓住这个机会 I think we should've just taken the gig.
我意思是，谁知道下次他会要我们做什么？ I mean, who knows the next time he'll ask us ?
弗来德，他醉了 你认为他真的是在说一个话儿吗？ Fred, he was drunk. Do you really think he was talking about a job ?
但你和你妈妈一起住 贾森来了吗？ - But you live with your mother. - Did Jason come through here ?
是的，他在。伙计们 Yeah, he's in there. Hey, guys.
我们准备去了 Ah. We are coming too.
你们都去吗 是的，我们都愿意去 - All of you wish to go to the ship ? - Yes, we wish to go to the ship.
你看，我们要不一起工作 要不就不工作 You see, we work together, or not at all.
太好了，如果你们改变主意了 指挥官让我继续传送 Wonderful. The commander had me continue transmission in case you changed your mind.
保护者，请求4个太空茧 我也去 - Protector, requesting four interstellar-- - Me too.
5个，立即出发 five pods for immediate departure.
[ Hum Resonating ]
伙计们 Guys.
伙计们 你们到达飞船时 - Guys. - I look forward to meeting you all...
我很想赶快见到你们 in person when you arrive at the ship.
传送结束 - End transmission. - [ Whooshing ]
哦，天哪 - [ Liquid Sloshing ] - Oh, my God.
有谁觉得有变化吗？ - [ Whooshing ] - Anybody got any change ?
[ Exhales ]
[ Shrieking In The Distance ]
[ Shrieking Continues ]
[ Instruments Whirring ]
[ Whirring ]
[ Shrieking Continues ]
万分抱歉 Our most sincere apologies.
我们忘记开外貌转换器了…… 你们来啦 - We forgot about our appearance generators. - You guys came.
谁想参观一下 Who wants the grand tour ?
[ Screaming ]
还有其他人吗？ - [ Screaming Stops ] - Anybody else ?
太了不起了 That was a hell of a thing.
他们怎么了 我不知道，来吧 - What's wrong with them ? - I don't know. Come on.
对了，伙计们 继续摇摇脑袋，那样会好点 That's right, guys. Keep shaking it off. It gets better.
来点口香糖，那样会好点 我们在哪儿？ - Try some gum. It helps. - Where are we ?
伽马区的23分区 前面房间有地图 The twenty-third quadrant of the gamma sector. There's a map in the forward room.
来，我指给你们看 I'll show you. Come on.
欢迎，朋友们 这是马沙，他们的领袖 - Welcome, my friends. - This is Mathesar. He's their leader.
我是马西萨，代表所有人 I am Mathesar. On behalf of all my people,
万分感谢你们 I wish to thank you from the deepest place in our hearts.
马西萨，这是我的船员们 Mathesar, this is, uh, my crew.
拉扎罗斯博士 Dr. Lazarus.
拉扎罗斯博士 [ Mathesar's Crew Whispering ] Dr. Lazarus. Dr. Lazarus.
麦迪逊上尉 Lieutenant Madison.
麦迪逊上尉 [ Whispering ] Lieutenant Madison.
小拉热多，你长大了 Young Laredo, how you've grown.
小拉热多 Young Laredo.
技师陈中士 Tech Sergeant Chen.
技师陈中士 [ Mathesar's Crew ] Tech Sergeant Chen. Tech Sergeant Chen.
全体船员都在了 C-Crew man number-- Guy.
伙计们 Guy.
你们认识我们？ You... know us ?
[ Chuckling ]
自从我们第一次接收到你们的记录片 I don't believe there is a man, woman or child on my planet who does not.
我们星球上的人就都认识你们了 Since we first received transmission of your historical documents,
我们仔细研究了你们的所有任务和战略 we have studied every facet of your missions and strategies.
你们一直在看那个节目？ 上尉，是历史记录片 - You've been watchin' the show ? - Lieutenant, historical documents.
历史记录片？ 是 - H-Historical documents from out here ? - [ Mathesar ] Yes.
过去的几百年，我们一直处于混乱当中 The past hundred years our society had fallen into disarray.
我们的目标，我们的价值观全部打破了 但自从转播了你们的记录片后 Our goals, our values had become scattered. But since the transmission,
我们重塑了整个社会的所有层面 - we have modeled every aspect of our society... - [ Grunts ]
你们的榜样力量拯救了我们 from your example, and it has saved us.
你们在困境中表现的 勇气，团队精神和友谊 Your courage and teamwork and friendship through adversity--
实际上，你环眼四顾 In fact, all you see around you has been taken from the lessons...
所有的人都从这些记录片中学到了很多 garnered from the historical documents.
这是只太空船吗？ - Is this a-- a spaceship ? - [ Jason ] No.
不，是太空港 This is a star port for the ship.
你们想看看飞船吗？ Would you guys like to see the ship ?
[ Door Whooshing ]
[ Banging, Air Rushing Outside ]
天哪 [ Alexander ] Oh, my God !
这是真的 It's real.
[ Mathesar ] The generator room.
铍合金球 The beryllium sphere, of course.
我们继续 And as we continue--
医疗仓在左边 The medical quarters are to the left.
我们在复制你们的细胞时出了点问题 We went through some trouble duplicating your cellular regeneration--
贾森，你把我们带到了哪儿 我们在这要干什么？ - Jason, what have you got us into ? - What are we doing here ?
地板真干净 我们是来谈判的，斯利斯投降了 - Wow, the floors are so clean. - We're just here to negotiate this guy Sarris' surrender.
不算什么 接着就是器官构造室 - It's no big deal. - And the organ fabrication chamber is coming along nicely.
还不算什么吗？ It's no big deal ?
你疯了吗？ 我们必须离开这里 - Are you crazy ? We have to get out of here. - Oh, come on, guys.
贾森，我们是演员，不是宇航员 Jason, we are actors, not astronauts.
你们想回家吗？说出来啊 说出来，我们就回家 You guys wanna go home ? Say the word, we'll go home.
回家去付我们的帐单， 我们的鱼 Pay our bills, feed our fish,
看着电视直到睡觉 你们会错过这里所有的一切 fall asleep in front of the TV and miss out on all of this.
说啊，你们希望这样吗？有人希望吗？ Come on. Do you guys wanna do that ? Anybody ?
格温，我们是在太空里！ Gwen, come on. Look at where we are. We're in space.
亚历山大，这是我们一生梦寐以求的角色 你想离开？ Alexander, this is the role of a lifetime. You guys wanna leave ?
我们帮你们准备了你们最喜欢吃的东西 We have enjoyed preparing many of your esoteric dishes.
我们只需要一些简单的东西，比如三明治 Your Monte Cristo sandwich is a current favorite among the adventurous.
这是最大的宿舍 The main barracks.
[ Drums Play Cadence ]
请便 At ease.
这就像火中浇油 It's like throwing gasoline on a flame.
什么？ What ?
我只是在说一些废话 I'm just jazzed about being on the show, man.
请就座 [ Mathesar ] lf you would all take your positions.
什么？ 伙计 - [ Gwen ] Our what ? - Guys.
哦 哦 - Oh. Oh. - Oh. - Oh, wh-- Hmm.
看那个 Look, this thingy.
我记得我已经设计成功了 I remember-- I remember I had it all worked out.
这是前进,这是后退 This is forward. This is back.
[ Hum Resonating, Whooshes ]
指挥官，在这个历史性的时刻 你的一些船员希望能见到你 Commander, some of the crew has requested to be present at this historic event.
当然，把他们带进来 Sure. Bring 'em in.
[ Shrilling ]
没有压力，呃？ 很高兴我不是指挥官 [ Chuckles ] No pressure, huh ? Glad I ain't the commander.
拉来多，把我们带出去 Laredo, take us out.
对不起？ - Excuse me ? - [ Chuckles ]
他们模仿你设计了这些遥控器 They designed those controls after watching you.
把船弄出来. 好的,好的 - Take her out. - [ Clears Throat ] Right, right.
没问题 Okay.
好的 Right.
好的, 带她弄出来 Right. Take her out.
[ Banging ]
- [ Air Rushing ] - [ Spaceship Revving ]
[ Beeping ]
[ Spaceship Rising ]
好 Okay.
你必须向右边 Y-you gotta move to the right.
平行 你坐下来好吗？坐下，你想来驾船？ - Hit parallel. - Would you sit your ass down ? Sit ! You wanna drive ?
[ Metal Scraping ]
- [ Nervous Chuckle ] - [ High-Pitched Scraping ]
[ Scraping Stops ]
哦，嗯
牛排怎么样，指挥官？ How are you enjoying your steak, Commander ?
很好，好像是用玉米饲料 养出来的艾奥瓦牛 I'm really enjoying it. This is like corn-fed lowa beef.
是的，我们设计了食物合成的程序 Yes. We programmed the food synthesizer...
我们按照你们各自的出生地，安排了食谱 for each of you based on the regional menu of your birthplace.
我不在乎这个，我只知道味道很好 [ Jason ] I don't care where you did it. It tastes great !
拉扎罗斯博士 喜欢你的牛排吗？ Are you enjoying your Kep-mok bloodticks, Dr. Lazarus ?
就像我妈妈做的 Just like Mother used to make.
告诉我，马西萨 So, um-- [ Groans ] Tell me, Mathesar.
那个我们要去见的萨理斯 This Sarris person that we're flying to meet,
他到底想要干吗？ - what does he want, exactly ? - [ Gagging ]
他听过欧米茄13 He heard about the device-- the Omega 13.
呃，那是用来干吗的？ Um, what is it ? What does it do ?
我们不知道 We don't know.
我们还希望你能告诉我们呢 We were hoping you could enlighten us.
[ Nervous Chuckle ]
欧米茄13 Oh. The Omega 13 device.
是我们在一个外星星球上发现的 我们也不知道是用来干吗的 We found that on an alien planet. We don't know what it does either.
你们为何不打开它 看看到底是用来干吗的 - [ Gasps ] - Why don't you just turn it on and see what it does ?
- [ Shrills ] - [ Laughs ]
在它的中心有个 拥有不可思议能量的反应堆 It has at its heart a reactor capable of unthinkable energy.
如果我们的操作有误的话 If we were mistaken in our construction, the device would...
这个装置就会发生分子爆炸 引起连锁反应 act as a molecular explosive, causing a chain reaction...
甚至会毁灭整个宇宙 that would obliterate all matter in the universe.
萨理斯 听过有关 这个历史记录片的事情吗？ Has Sarris ever seen any of the, uh, historical records ?
不，没听过 No, thank God, he has not.
那，他听过欧米茄13吗？ Oh. So how does he know about the Omega 13 device ?
我们以前那个指挥官不够坚强 Our former commander was not... strong.
以前的指挥官？ Former commander ?
对不起，我们该给你看 I am sorry. You deserve to be shown.
这个从萨理斯船上偷带过来的录像带 The tape was smuggled off of Sarris' ship.
原来，一个我们自己的人试过做指挥官 Originally, one of our own tried to lead.
我等了三天，就只这些了吗？ Is that all ? After three days of this,
你还需要来到刺激吗？ you still require... incentive ?
- [ Shrieking ] - [ Electrical Buzzing ]
我已经告诉你所有我知道的了 [ Female ] I have told you all I know.
如果你还有点仁慈的话，让我死吧 If you have any mercy within you, please, let me die.
当我听厌了你的声音，你就得死 [ Sarris ] When I grow weary of the noises you make, you shall die.
[ Electrical Buzzing ]
等一下，你不能走 Wait a minute, guys. Come on. Hold on a minute. You just can't leave.
让我想想，他需要考虑 - Give me some time to think. - He wants to think.
贾森，那是骗局，根本没什么好想的 No, Jason, that's a wrap. There's nothing to think about.
我根本不该在这儿，我是编外的船员 只是个跑龙套的 I'm not even supposed to be here. I'm just crewman number six. I'm expendable.
我是在那一集中 那个为显示情况危急 而被安排死掉的家伙 I'm the guy in the episode who dies to prove the situation is serious. I gotta get out.
指挥官？我们必须准备太空茧了 我的船员要离开了 - Commander ? - We gotta prepare the pods for my crew's departure.
对不起，我们现在不能发射太空茧 Begging your commander's pardon, sir. We can't launch pods at the moment.
萨理斯会炸掉任何离开飞船的物体 萨理斯？ - Sarris will surely detonate any objects leaving the ship. - Sarris ?
是的，他在这里 你必须到指挥台去 Yes, sir. He's here now. Your presence is required on the command deck.
[ Stammers ]
这里没有人了 There's nobody here.
虽然我们的科学家都很有才能 While my people are talented scientists,
但我们在战术伪装的技术上 our attempt to operate our own technologies...
一直很糟糕 under tactical simulation have been disastrous.
萨理斯在Zeta波段上，马西萨 - I have raised Sarris on zeta frequency. - [ Jason ] Mathesar--
我们又见面了，指挥官 We meet again, Commander.
你好，萨理斯 Hello, Sarris. How you doin' ?
很好 Better than my lieutenant.
上次我们碰面时，我的上尉没能 He failed to activate the ship's neutron armor as quickly as I'd hoped...
像我希望的那样及时启动中子防护甲 on our last encounter.
哦，我对以前发生的事很抱歉 Yeah, well, you know, I'd like to say I'm real sorry about what happened before.
纯粹是个误会 The whole thing was just-- just a misunderstanding.
把那个装置给我 Deliver the device to me,
要不我就摧毁你的飞船 or I will destroy your ship.
是，我们很乐意 You know, um, we'd like do that,
不过说真的，我们不知道那是什么东西 甚至它在哪里我们也不知道 but frankly, Sarris, sir, we don't know what it is or even where it is.
你只有10秒钟 You have ten seconds !
10秒钟？ I don't-- Ten seconds ? I don't-- There--
好吧，他妈的，我放弃，我把它给你 You know-- Okay. Gosh darn it, I give up. It's yours. You can have it.
你必须给我一分钟让我放到盒子里 怎么样？ You have to give me a minute to put it in a box for you, okay ?
格温 - Gwen. [ Clicks Tongue ] - [ Groans ]
别慌，我以前对付过那家伙 他又蠢又丑，到这边来 Don't panic. I've dealt with this guy before. He's as stupid as he is ugly. Come here.
贾森， 不是现在，格温，坐下来 - Jason. - Not now, Gwen. Sit, sit, sit, sit.
我们狠狠揍他一顿，好吗？ We're gonna send everything we can at him, all right ?
贾森 现在不行 - [ Gwen ] Jason. - Not now, Gwen !
按下那个红色按钮 狠狠揍他一顿，好吗？ Push these red buttons and send everything we have towards him, okay ?
好吧 好吧，格温 - Okay. - All right, Gwen. [ Clears Throat ]
把图像接过来 好的，我告诉你，他就在你面前 - Put me back on with him. - Well, I'm trying to tell you, you are back with him.
也许我并不是又蠢又丑，指挥官 Perhaps I'm not as stupid as I am ugly, Commander.
我给了你“杀”的手势 I gave you the... "kill" gesture.
没，你给了“我们完了”的手势 No, you gave me the "we're dead" signal.
我那时是表示同意 I was agreeing with you. Like I know where the hold button is.
嘿，伙计们 [ Guy ] Hey, guys.
有个红颜色的物体 - [ Beeping On Monitor ] - There's a red, uh, thingy...
在向那个绿色的物体靠近 movin' toward the green thingy.
什么？ 红颜色的物体在向绿色的物体靠近 - What ? - Red thingy movin' toward the green thingy.
我想，我们就是那个绿色物体 I think-- I think we're the green thingy.
有个小礼物，指挥官 A little present for you, Commander.
我们快离开离开这里 快转弯，快，快 We gotta get out of here. Move this ship. Turn it. Move ! Let's go !
[ Gwen Screaming ]
[ Explosion ]
- [ Explosion ] - [ Screams ]
汤米，我们走，离开这里！ 贾森，我该怎么办？ - Tommy, let's go ! Get us out of here ! - Jason, what do I do ?
快走，走！ Go, go, go !
[ Screaming ]
哇喔！
他们也转弯了，他们过来了 They're turning. They're coming !
全速向前冲 Thrust ahead, full !
开火 Fire at will.
快点啊，汤米 - [ Explosion ] - Go faster, Tommy !
我已经最快了！ 它还跟在我们后面 - I'm going as fast as I can ! - She's still behind us !
启动涡轮，像我常说的那样 Well, uh, uh, press turbo. I'm always saying, "Press the turbo," right ?
哦，在这里 按住它 - Oh, it's here. Right here. - Press it and hold it down.
[ Explosion ]
哇喔！ - [ Whooshing ] - Whoo !
敌人在加速 [ Computerized Voice ] The enemy is matching velocity.
敌人在加速 我第一次听到这句台词 - Enemy is matching velocity. - We heard it the first time !
哦，天哪，我在复述电脑的话 Gosh, I'm doing it. I'm repeating the darn computer.
嘿，伙计们，电脑在告诉我 Hi, guys. Listen. They're tellin' me...
发动机已经承受不了了 the, uh-- the generators won't take it.
飞船要散架啦 The ship is breakin' apart and all that.
仅供参考 Just F.Y.I.
我们必须停下来 停下来就完了。汤米，按住涡轮按钮啊 - We've gotta stop ! - We stop and we die. Tommy, just hold that down.
你不要按下涡轮按钮 那是快速推进用的 - You don't hold the turbo down. It's for quick boosts ! - Oh, like you know.
[ Turbo Shutting Down, Sputtering ]
我记得那声音 - [ Alarm Blaring ] - [ Gwen ] I remember that sound.
那是个不祥的声音 That's a bad sound.
等等，我们也许能在那片云那边甩掉他们 Wait, wait, wait, wait. We might be able to lose them in this cloud here.
我不认为那是片云 Oh, I don't-- I don't think that's a cloud.
马西萨，那是什么？ 那是12185年的宇宙大战留下的雷区 - Mathesar, what is this ? - Tothian minefield left standing from the Great War of 12185.
啊，天哪！ Oh, God ! [ Screams ] Whoo !
[ Grunting, Screams ]
- [ Explosion ] - [ Whimpering ]
你是不是能一个雷也别碰上？ Could you possibly try not to hit every single one ?
对不起，它在向我们飘过来 我想一定是有磁性 Sorry, man. They're driftin' towards us ! I think they're magnetic !
还前进吗，先生？ Continue forward, sir ?
耐心点，上尉 Patience, Lieutenant.
耐心 Patience.
我们必须停下来 我们快过去了 - We've gotta stop ! - We're almost through this.
[ High-Pitched Screaming ]
你还好吗？ 是的 - You okay ? You all right ? - Yeah.
大家都好吗？汤米在哪儿？ - [ Groaning ] - Everybody all right ? Where's Tommy ?
哦，老兄 汤米，你好吗？ - [ Screaming ] Oh, man ! - Tommy ! You all right ?
不好，我的胳膊骨折了 别碰我，别碰我胳膊 No, my arm is broke-- No, don't touch it. Don't touch it.
我带他去医务室 谢谢，马西萨 - I'll take him to medical quarters. - Thanks, Mathesar.
[ Screaming ]
亚力克斯，你去哪儿？ Alex, where are you going ?
看看有没有酒吧 To see if there's a pub.
前进推动轴87％损坏 [ Computer ] Forward thruster shaft: 87 percent damage.
矢量防护装置96％损坏 Aft vector guards: 96 percent damage.
32，34，40区结构性破裂 Structural breaches in quadrants 32, 34, 40--
发动机怎么样？ - What about the engines ? - Forward thruster shaft:
前进推动轴87％损坏 电脑，发动机怎么样了？ - 87 percent damage. - Computer, what about the engines ?
我们没动力了 铍球被压断裂了 - Why don't we have power ? - The beryllium sphere has fractured under stress.
断了？ 能修好吗？ - It's fractured. - Can it be repaired ?
计算机，能修好吗？ 铍金球损坏，无法修复 - Computer, can it be repaired ? - Damage to beryllium sphere: irreparable.
必须找到新的铍金 我们要再找一个来 - New source of beryllium must be secured. - We need another one.
你弄坏了飞船，你把该死的飞船弄坏了 You broke the ship. You broke the bloody ship.
呃，啊 Eh, ah-- [ Clears Throat ]
计算机，船上有备用的铍金球吗？ Computer, is there a replacement beryllium sphere on board ?
没有，没有备用的 Negative. No reserve beryllium sphere exists on board.
看来没有有备用的了 No, we have no extra beryllium sphere on board.
他妈的... You know, that is really getting annoying.
在这破飞船上我还有工作要做 Look, I have one job on this lousy ship.
虽然有点傻，但我还是要做，明白吗？ It's stupid, but I'm gonna do it, okay ?
当然，，没问题 Sure, no problem.
万分抱歉，我们让你们失望了 A thousand apologies. We have failed you.
你们怎么会让我们失望呢？ [ Chuckles ] How have you failed us ?
我们看过你们在更危急的 情况下都能转危为安 We have seen you victorious in much more desperate situations.
是我们的错，是飞船的错 The fault must lie with us, with the ship.
不，马西萨 不是你的错，也不是飞船的错 No, Mathesar, it is not your fault, and it's not the ship's fault.
是，是，是，我的错 It's-It's-It's-It's my fault.
我们，我们并不像你们想像的那样 -We-We screwed-- -We are not the people you think we are.
我不明白 I don't understand.
在你们的星球上，有没有电视节目？ 有戏剧，电影吗？ Didn't you make any TV shows on your planet ? Any theater, films ?
关于你们自己文化的记录片 The historical documents of your culture.
是，实际上，我们已经 开始学习你们记录历史了 Yes, in fact, we have begun to document our history from your example.
不，不是历史记录片 我的意思是，那些并不全是记录片 No, not historical documents. They're not all historical documents. I mean,
你不会认为吉利干岛是个…… surely you don't think that Gilligan's Island is a--
那些可怜的家伙 - [ All Moaning ] - Those poor people.
哦，兄弟 [ Tommy ] Oh, brother.
我们搞砸了 We're screwed.
在你们的星球上没有人 Is there no one on your planet who behaves in a way...
做一些和事实相反的事情吗？ that's contrary to reality ?
你是说…… [ Gasping ] You are speaking of--
欺骗.撤谎 欺骗.撤谎 - Deception, lies. - Deception, lies.
我们也是最近和萨理斯打交道时 才对欺骗有了些概念 We have only recently become aware of this concept in our dealings with Sarris.
萨理斯经常嘴上这么说 做起来又是另一回事 Often, Sarris will say one thing and do another.
许诺我们以仁慈，却施以毁灭 Promise us mercy, but deliver destruction.
我们花了很大的代价才开始了解这个概念 It is a concept we are beginning to learn at some great costs.
你们不是说你们和萨理斯有什么共同点吧-- But if you are saying that any of you could have traits in common with Sarris--
- [ Laughing ] - [ All Laughing ]
[ Laughing ]
指挥官，我们在附近的星球上发现了铍金 Hey, Commander, listen. We found some beryllium on a nearby planet.
我们也许能到那里 We might be able to get there...
只要我们改装一下我们的太阳能模型 if we reconfigure the solar matrix...
设置成平行向热推进 in parallel for endothermic propulsion.
你怎么想？ What do you think ?
我们试试！ 好的！ - We'll do that ! - All right !
这就对了 That's-That's-That's right again.
来吧，拥抱一下 That's-- C-C-Come on. Group hug.
来啊 - Come on. - [ All Murmuring ]
拉扎罗斯博士，但愿我没有违约 Dr. Lazarus, I hope I am not breaching protocol,
我站在你面前觉得很渺小 but I am so very humbled to stand in your presence.
我对你所有的任务都仔细研究过 I have studied your missions extensively.
虽然，我是个赛米亚人 但我是按照你们的人生观来生活的 Though I am Thermian, I have lived my life by your philosophy,
也遵守马卡他星球的法律 by the code of the Mak'tar.
很好 上帝作证，拉扎罗斯博士 - Oh, good, that's very nice. - By Grabthar's hammer, Dr. Lazarus.
别这样，我没开玩笑 抱歉，先生，我只是…… - Don't do that. I'm not kidding. - I'm sorry, sir, I was just--
别那样 Just don't.
是的，先生 Yes, sir.
永不放弃，永不妥协 Never give up, never surrender.
拉扎罗斯博士？ Dr. Lazarus ?
这是你要的表面对照转换器 Here is your surface mapper. I have programmed it to the coordinates...
我把他设计成能匹配足够密度的铍金球 of a beryllium sphere of sufficient density.
祝好运，先生 谢谢 - Good luck on your mission, sir. - Thanks.
你干的很好，汤米 You're doing good, Tommy.
我改主意了，我要回去 I changed my mind. I wanna go back.
你搞得一团糟，现在你想回去了？ After the fuss you made about getting left behind ?
是的，当我认为我是你们的一员的时候 我是这么想的 Yeah, but that's when I thought I was the crewman...
呆在飞船上 外面有什么在等着我，这让我很苦恼 that stays on the ship, and something is up there, and it kills me.
但现在我想只要我们降落在那个星球上 But now I'm thinking I'm the guy who gets killed by some monster...
不出5分钟，我们就会被某个怪物杀掉 five minutes after we land on the planet.
你不会死的，伙计 You're not gonna die on the planet, Guy.
我不会？ 我姓什么？ I'm not ? Then what's my last name ?
我不知道 It's, uh, uh-- I don't know.
没人知道，你知道为什么吗？ Nobody knows ! Do you know why ?
因为我只是个跑龙套的，根本不重要 Because my character isn't important enough for a last name,
因为我只有5分钟的戏，就会被安排死掉 because I'm gonna die five minutes in.
伙计，你有名字的 Guy, you have a last name.
- Do I ? Do I ? - Yes !
你们知道的仅仅是我是那个编外船员 For all you know, I'm just crewman number six.
妈妈！妈妈！ Mommy ! Mommy ! Mommy !
我们到了吗？ Are we there yet ?
妈妈！ 汤米！ - Mommy ! - [ Jason ] Tommy !
当心！，哦，不！ 停下来！ - Look out ! Oh, no ! - [ Alexander ] Pull out !
是的！ [ Fred Moaning ] Oh, yeah !
[ Moaning Continues ]
别开门，这是个外星球 - [ Beeping ] - [ Guy ] Don't open that ! It's an alien planet !
外面有空气吗？你根本不知道！ Is there air ? You don't know !
看上去还行 [ Sniffing, Breathing ] Seems okay.
我们走吧 Here we go.
哪边，亚历山大？ [ Jason ] Which way, Alexander ?
[ Beeping ]
这边！ This way !
等等……不…… Wait. No.
那边 你拿反了 - That way. - You were holding it upside down.
闭嘴 穿着这些戏服和化妆时 - Shut up. - You know, with all that makeup and stuff,
我实际上觉得你很聪明，当然只一秒种 I actually thought you were smart for a second.
你认为，你会做的更好吗，拉来多？ You think you could do better, Laredo ?
拉来多没什么问题 真是糟透了 - All right with that Laredo stuff. - [ Guy ] Oh, we're so screwed.
好了，好了 我们必须自我克制才能够完成任务 Come on, come on, come on, if we wanna finish this mission, we have to use self-control.
自制，从一个在戏里 和女奴、月亮公主鬼混的家伙 [ Gwen ] "Self-control" ? That's funny, coming from a guy...
嘴里说出来，很可笑 who slept with every Turekian slave girl and moon princess on the show.
你究竟怎么了 如果你不是那么多怪话，你也许已经…… [ Jason ] Ever occur to you, had you been more supportive, you might've been--
哇喔，也许是些采矿设备 [ Alexander ] Wow. Must be some sort of mining facility.
-采矿工人在哪里？ -这里曾经发生过不祥的事情 - Where are the miners? - Something bad happened here.
放松一点好吗？ - Will you relax ? - [ Beeping ]
铍金球在那里，我们走 There they are. Beryllium spheres. Let's go.
- [ Gasping ] - [ Chattering ]
看 Look at that.
看那边，他们看上去像小孩子 Would you look at that ? They look like little children.
他们是矿工吗？ Could they be the miners ?
一定是，他们看上去只有3岁 Sure, they're like three years old.
矿工，不是未成年人 Miners, not minors.
你没明白我 我不喜欢这样 - You lost me. - I don't like this.
-我一点也不喜欢他们 -他们超可爱的 - I don't like this at all. - They are so cute.
是的，他们现在很可爱 很快他们就会不客气了 Sure, they're cute now. In a second, they're gonna get mean.
他们很快就会变得很难看 接着会有几百万个出现 They're gonna get ugly somehow, then there's gonna be a million more of them.
看，那个小家伙受伤了 [ Gasping ] Look. There's a little hurt one.
[ Whimpering ]
哦 Oh.
[ Whimpering Continues ]
嗨.嗨 这里 Hi. Hi there.
啊！ 嘘！ - Ah ! - Shh !
你们看过那场戏吗？ - Did you guys ever watch the show ? - [ Chattering ]
看过吗？ See ?
他们会帮助那受伤的小家伙的 They're gonna help the little hurt one.
[ Whispering ]
[ Snarling ]
我说得没错，但我感到很恶心 I'm so sick of being right.
在他们开始杀人之前 我们赶快走吧，等等 - Let's get out of here before one of those things kills Guy. - Wait a minute.
没拿到铍金球 我们哪儿也不去，我们需要计划一下 We're not going anywhere without a beryllium sphere. We need a plan.
弗来德，你去把他们引开 Fred, I need a diversion to clear the compound of those things.
亚力克斯，格温，和我去拿铍金球 Then, Alex and Gwen and I will go get a sphere.
汤米，到那山脊上去 看到他们回来，就给我个信号。 Tommy, get up on that ridge, and if you see them come back, give me a signal, all right ?
怎么听起来很熟啊 Why does this sound so familiar ?
是81集的台词 "Assault on Voltareck 3," episode 81.
我们在演第81集？ 那个有火墙，全息图的一集？ - We're doing episode 81 ? - Whatever. The one with the hologram, the wall of fire.
弗来德怎么会能发送全息图呢？ Well, how the hell is Fred supposed to project a hologram ?
我们在81集怎么做的？ 这只是个大概的方案 - What did we do in episode 81 ? - It's just a rough plan.
是不是81集有什么区别吗？ 有！我在那集死掉了 - What difference does it make if it's episode 81 or not ? - 'Cause I died in episode 81 !
嘘！那就51集，可以了吧？ 真荒唐 - Shh ! Episode 51, right ? - This is ludicrous.
你们为什么要听他的？我提醒你们 Why are you listening to this fellow ? May I remind you:
他穿的是戏服，不是制服！ He's wearing a costume, not a uniform.
他并不比这家伙更配领导我们 He's no more equipped to lead us than this fellow.
没有冒犯的意思 No offense.
看，他们走了 Look, they're gone.
去哪里了？ 我不知道 - Where'd they go, back inside ? - I don't know.
没人放哨了 好了，好了 - Nobody was watching. - All right, all right !
听着格温，弗来德，亚力克斯和我去拿铍金球 Listen up. Here's the plan. Gwen, Fred, Alex and l, we'll go down and get a sphere.
弗里曼, 你建个临时工事，汤米，你放哨 Fleegman, you set up a perimeter, and Tommy, you're lookout.
不管见到什么，给我们个信号 什么样的信号？ - You see anything at all, you give us a signal. - What kind of a signal ?
随便 好的，我把手弄成这样，然后嘎嘎叫！ - Any kind of signal. - Okay, I'll do my hands like this, and caw, caw !
你是婴儿吗？看好，这样来 What are you, an infant ? Look, we have these.
抱歉 好了，我们走 - That-- Sorry. - All right, let's go.
[ Grunting ]
翻跟头有帮助吗？ 啊哈，是的 - Does rolling help ? - Uh-huh, it helps.
你的枪呢？ 它也有用，开枪！ - Where's your gun ? - It helps. - Shoot !
- 哦. -什么？ - Oh. - What ?
永不放弃，永不妥协 [ Jason Chuckling ] Never give up, never surrender.
- 哦. -闭嘴 [ Together ] Oh, shut up.
靠，靠，嗨--！ Caw, caw, I said ! [ Yelling ]
跑！跑！ [ Screaming ] Run ! Run ! Run !
他们无处不在 - They're everywhere, they're everywhere. - Everywhere !
快跑啊，快快 - Come on, let's go. - Let's go !
快点！ - [ Yelling ] - [ Jason ] Hurry !
到处都是那玩意儿！ They're everywhere. Come on !
别回头，别回头 [ Jason ] Don't look back. Don't look back.
我们不会成功的 - We're not gonna make it. - [ Snarling ]
哦，上帝！ - [ Screams ] - Oh, God !
我就说，我会送命的 快！跑！跑! - [ Guy ] I knew it, I knew it. I knew this was gonna kill me. - Hurry ! Go, go, go !
快跑啊！ [ Jason ] Come on. Push. Let's go. Go !
我知道，还要几秒钟 I got it, but it's gonna take a few seconds.
我知道了！我知道！ I got it, I got it !
向前跑 来不及了。进去，进去 - Go ahead. - There's no time. Get in, get in.
当然，我忘记了 你一直是扮英雄的，是吗？ Of course, I forgot, you've got to be the hero. Haven't you ?
但愿别人不会成为主角！ 哦，不，贾森耐斯密斯 Heaven forbid anybody else gets the spotlight ! Oh, no, Jason Nesmith--
哦！贾森，快啊！ - Oh ! Jason ! Jason, come on ! - [ Screeching ]
快！汤米，快点！ - Hurry ! - Tommy, go ! Go ! I mean it !
救命！不！不！贾森，求你了！ 汤米，停下太空舱，停下！ Help ! No, no, no ! Jason, please ! Tommy, stop the pod, stop it !
我停不了，这是自动驾驶的 走！别管他！ - I can't stop it. It's on autopilot. - Go ! Leave him !
不！ [ Gwen ] No !
[ Screeching ]
哦，好！ Oh, right !
当然，总是你，是吗？ Of course, it's always about you, isn't it ?
[ Panting ]
[ Chattering ]
[ Screeching ]
[ Groaning ]
哦. 嘿！ [ Screaming ] Oh, hey ! [ Grunting ]
- [ Growling ] - [ Groaning ]
[ Chanting ] Gorignack, Gorignack.
- [ Groaning Continues ] - Gorignak, Gorignak, Gorignak, Gorignak.
贾森 能听见我吗？ Jason ? Jason, can you hear me ?
是，格温，听见了 感谢上帝，你还好吗？ - Yeah, Gwen, you got me. - Thank God. Are you okay ?
是的，有个怪物正在我面前盯着我看呢 Yeah. As a matter of fact, I've got Gorignak staring me in the face right now.
但，我想我们能干掉它 But you know what ? I think I can take him.
[ All Groaning ]
贾森, 我们准备用数位传送器把你弄出来 Jason, we're gonna use the digital conveyor to get you out of there.
数位传送器? 是的 - The digital conveyor ? - Yeah.
你要把我切成一百万个小块然后送过去？ You gonna have me diced into cubes and sent up there in a million pieces ?
是的 那好 - Right. - Well, you know what ?
我想我宁愿试试和这怪物分个胜负 I think I'll take my chances with Gorignak.
我们现在就把你弄出来 这个是很保险的，对吗，特博？ We're getting you out right now. It's perfectly safe, isn't it, Teb ?
试验从没成功过 It has never been successfully tested.
你说什么？ 请等一等 - What did he say ? - Hold, please.
理论上是完全可行的 Theoretically, the mechanism is fully operational.
但那是根据你们的生理构造设计的， 而不是根据我们的 However, it was built to accommodate your anatomy, not ours.
但技师陈中士在这里，他能搞定 But now that Tech Sergeant Chen is here, he can operate it.
这就是根据他在记录片里的动作设计而成的 It was designed watching his motions from the historical documents.
我是说，我不能 I-l-l mean, I can't. [ Stammering ]
我会指导的 贾森，我们来试试 - I-l can supervise. - Jason, we're gonna test it.
什么？ 那猪一样的蜥蜴怎么办？ - On what ? - How about that pig lizard ?
嘿，我能对付的了这个胖怪物 弗来德，请你快点 - Hey, I'm doing all right with the pig lizard. - Please, Fred. And hurry.
[ High-Pitched Squeal ]
抱歉，看大师操纵使我很兴奋 I'm sorry. It's very exciting to watch the master at the controls.
操纵这传输器，与其说是科学不如说是艺术 The operation of the conveyor is much more-- hmm-mmm-- art than science.
向后站，贾森 Stand back, Jason.
Gorignak, Gorignak, Gorignak Gorignak, Gorignak, Gorignak.
[ Growling ]
[ All Screaming, Groaning ]
那是什么？ 没什么 - What ? What was that ? - Uh-- - Nothing.
我听到一些声音 没有，一切正常 - I heard some squealing or something. - Oh, no, everything's fine.
但那怪物从里面被翻转过来了 But the animal is inside out.
我听到了，被翻转过来了？ I heard that. It turned inside out ?
[ Screaming ]
它爆炸了 And it exploded.
我是不是听见那怪物被翻转，而且爆炸了？ Did I just hear that the animal turned inside out and exploded ?
喂？ Hello ?
等一等 Hold, please.
嘿，伙计们，等一等 Hey, wait a minute. Guys, guys.
如果那猪一样的蜥蜴已经死了 他们怎么还在叫"Gorignak” If the pig lizard is gone, why are they still yelling "Gorignak."
泰博，启动传送电路 Teb, hit the translation circuit.
石头，石头，石头 Rock, rock, rock.
贾森 - [ Chattering ] - Jason,
我不认为他们喊的Gorignak是指那个胖蜥蜴 I don't think the pig lizard was Gorignak.
你在说什么？ What the hell you talkin' about ?
哦，妈的 Oh, darn.
[ Sighs ]
快把我带走！ Digitize me !
快啊，弗来德，动手啊 - Come on, Fred. - Come on, guys, digitize me !
不是我 来吧，你只要动动手就行了 - Not me. - Come on, they based it on your hand movements.
难道就是我一个人看到那怪物 被从里向外翻转的吗？ 不，不，不 - Am I the only one who saw that thing inside out ? - No, no, no, no.
我不是那家伙 I-I-I'm not the guy.
我不是技师陈中士，卡万甚至不是我的真名 I'm not Tech Sergeant Chen. Kwan's not even my real name.
弗来德，不行啊，贾森 你必须自己杀掉那家伙 Fred's no good, Jason. You're just gonna have to kill it.
杀掉它？真是个好主意 Kill it ? Well, I'm open to any suggestions.
打它眼睛，就像在22集里做的 Go for the eyes, like in episode 22 !
它根本就没有眼睛，汤米 It doesn't have any eyes, Tommy.
那就打它的嘴或者喉咙 那地方很脆弱 Go for the mouth or throat, its vulnerable spots !
它是岩石，根本没有脆弱的地方！ It's a rock. It doesn't have any vulnerable spots !
我知道了，那你找件武器，你四周看看 I know ! You construct a weapon. Look around you.
你能变个什么武器来吗？ - Can you form some sort of rudimentary lathe ? - A lathe !
别胡扯了，伙计！亚历山大， 你是我的参谋，给点建议啊 Get off the line, Guy ! Alexander, you're my advisor. Advise me.
你必须弄清楚它到底想要什么 Well, you're just gonna have to figure out what it wants.
它的动机是什么？ What is its motivation ?
它是岩石怪物，根本没有什么动机 It's a rock monster. It doesn't have motivation.
看，那就是你的问题了，贾森 你从来就没有真正关心过我们的飞船 See, that's your problem, Jason. You were never serious about the craft.
哦，弗来德，你听见我吗？ [ Screaming ] Oh ! Fred, can you hear me ?
弗来德，你在吗？ Fred, are you there ? [ Screaming ]
在 你能做到，弗来德，全靠你了 - Kinda. - You can do it, Fred. It's up to you.
哦，不不，贾森，我会弄糟的 Oh, no, no, no. Jason, I'll just-- I'll just mess it up.
你在电视上做了4年，快动手 You did it for four years on the show. Do it now.
那仅仅是电视节目，我没那本事 That was the show. I'm not that guy.
你从来没忘记过台词，从没错过标记 You never forgot a line. You never missed a mark.
[ Grunting ]
那不再是我了，伙计 That's not me anymore, man.
是你，弗来德，你只要再试试 It is you, Fred. You just stopped trying.
你能做到，弗来德 我打心眼里知道，你能救我的命 You could do this, Fred. I know in my heart, you're gonna save my life.
我能吗？ 毫无遗问！ - I am ? - No doubt about it, Fred.
弗来德 Fred !
弗来德，能听见我吗？ Fred, can you hear me ?
弗来德 Fred !
弗来德，我不想死在这里啊 Fred ? I don't wanna die down here.
弗来德把我带走啊 Digitize me, Fred !
哦，哇 哦！ - Oh, wow. - Oh !
陈中士 好！ - Tech Sergeant Chen. - Yeah !
哦！ Oh !
我看到你终于把衣服脱掉了 I see you managed to get your shirt off.
我做到了，欢迎回来，弗来德 - I did it. - Welcome back, Fred.
好的，铍金球安装了吗？ All right, did we get the beryllium sphere installed ?
是的，我们又能量充足了 太好了，发动机和太空舱都好了？ - Yes, we are back to full power. - Great. Engines and pods ?
启动所有设备 太好了！我们要起飞了 - Fully operational. - Perfect ! We'll crank this sucker up.
你可以把我们放下了 你们晚饭前就能回家了 You can drop us off, and you guys can be back to your home planet before supper.
不，先生，我们没理由回家 Oh, no, sir, we have no reason to go back.
你有的，家庭，朋友 Sure you do. Family, friends. Come on.
只剩下我们这些人了 We are all that is left.
我不知道 先生，我已经升起指挥台了 - I didn't know that. - Sir, I have raised the command deck.
马西萨，我们指挥台上见 Mathesar, meet us up on the command deck.
马西萨 Mathesar.
马西萨, 奎克 ! Mathesar, Quellek !
为什么我们到不了他们那边？ Why can't we reach them ?
- [ Growling ] - [ Guy Groaning ]
[ Groaning ]
感谢上帝，你们还活着 [ Mumbling ] Thank God, you're alive.
萨理斯 现在是你接受审判的时候了 Now you will face justice, Sarris.
无论怎么看，你都该死 At every turn, you demonstrate the necessity for your extermination.
放了他 Leave him alone.
你想救他的命？ You wish to save the life of this man ?
是的 Yeah. Yes.
那告诉我，这有什么用 Then tell me-- what does it do,
欧米茄13？ 我不知道它是做什么用的 - this Omega 13 ? - I don't know what it does.
我说过，我不知道 I said, I don't know.
是个炸弹？ 我不知道 - Is it a bomb ? - I don't know.
一个陷阱？ 我不知道！！ - A booby trap ? - I don't know !
告诉我！ 说了不知道！！ - Tell me ! - I don't know !
你以为我是个傻子？ - [ Moaning ] - Do you think I'm a fool ?
指挥官不该知道 他船上的所有螺丝和焊缝吗？ That the commander does not know every bolt, every weld in his ship ?
给那个女的 Prepare a tear harness...
加刑 for the female.
- [ Grunting ] No ! Gwen, no ! - [ Screams ]
你这畜生，放开我! - [ Groaning ] - You brute ! Let go of me !
我不是指挥官 [ Groaning ] I'm not the commander.
你说什么？ What did you say ?
我说我不是指挥官 I said, I'm not the commander.
放开他们，没理由伤害他们 Leave them alone. There's no reason to hurt them.
他们什么都不知道 解释一下 - They don't know anything. - Explain.
格温，让他们看看那记录片 Gwen, show him the historical documents.
计算机 [ Sighing ] Computer,
播放《银河探险》的记录片 show the historical documents of the Galaxy Quest missions.
[ Galaxy Quest Theme Music ]
[ Chuckling ]
[ Laughing ]
太好了 Wonderful.
你们造成的损坏比我大的多 You have all done far greater damage than I ever could have.
好极了！ Bravo !
好极了 [ Chuckles ] Bravo.
我将珍惜这一时刻 This is a moment I will treasure.
解释给他听 Explain to him...
你们到底是什么人 who you all really are.
告诉他！ Tell him !
解释啊！ Explain !
马西萨 Mathesar, the--
根本就没有他格特船长这个人 There's no such person as Captain Taggart.
我的名字是贾森耐斯密斯，我是演员 My name is Jason Nesmith. I am an actor.
我们都是演员 We're all actors.
他不明白 He doesn't understand.
必须像在给孩子解释一样 Explain as you would a child.
我们，我们假装 We, uh-- We pretended.
我们说谎了 We lied.
你明白了吗？马西萨 ？ - [ Moaning ] - Yes ! You understand that, don't you, Mathesar ?
马西萨, 我不是个指挥官 Mathesar, l-- I'm not a commander.
也根本没有国际太空探险局 There's no National Space Exploration Administration.
我们连飞船也没有 We don't have a ship.
但它确实存在 But there it is.
那飞船就那么一点大 That ship is that big.
里面有很多房间 But inside, I see many rooms.
你看到的是用夹板做的布景 看起来像房间 You've seen plywood sets that look like the inside.
我们的铍金球只是铁丝外面裹的石膏 Our beryllium sphere is-is wire with plaster around it.
我们的 And our-- [ Chuckles ]
数位传送器只是 our digital conveyor is...
圣诞树上的灯 Christmas tree lights.
全是布景，都是假的 It's a decoration. It's all fake.
就像我也是假的 Just like me.
但为什么？ But why ?
很难解释 It's difficult to explain.
在地球上，我们 On our planet, we--
我们为了娱乐观众而假扮…… we pretend to-to entertain and--
马西萨 很抱歉 Mathesar, I am so sorry.
上帝，我真的很抱歉 God, I am so sorry.
现在你知道了 - [ Gagging ] - So now you know.
拉特上尉，接上反应堆 把能量推到超载 Lieutenant Lathe, hardwire the reactor core to overload.
我要把这飞行器炸成灰 I would like to blow this troublesome vehicle to dust.
萨理斯，我的人民怎么办？ 是！ - Sarris, what about my people ? - Yes !
很简单，全部死掉，不是吗？ Far too simple a death for them, isn't it ?
拉特，打开C层的氧气密封门 Lathe, open an oxygen seal on level "C."
让我们的朋友透透气 Let the air in a bit for our friends.
狗娘养的 Son of a-- [ Groaning ]
把他们 Release them...
放到太空里去 into space.
反应堆超过承受能力 紧急关闭，超负荷 [ Automated Voice ] Core overload. Emergency shutdown: overridden.
反应堆9分钟之后爆炸 Core implosion estimated in nine minutes.
反应堆超过承受能力 紧急关闭，超负荷 嗨！ - Core overload. Emergency shutdown: overridden. - Hey !
大团圆结局在哪儿，贾森？ [ Alexander ] Where's the happy ending, Jason ?
永不放弃，永不妥协 Never give up, never surrender.
大概现在该是你退场的时间了 你这个鱼翅膀脑袋的畸形 Maybe it's about time you just backed off, you fin-headed monstrosity.
贾森？ 你什么？ - [ Gwen ] Jason ? - You what ?
你开始像你在17集中表演的那样干了 You're starting to act like you did in episode 17,
你这个爱出风头的老东西 you scene-stealing hack.
哦，是的 Oh, right.
感觉怎么样,贾森？ Well, how does it feel, Jason ?
-这值得吗？你把我们都害死了 -闭嘴 -Was it worth it ? You murdered us all ! -Shut up.
因为你，几百人就要死了 Hundreds to die just because of you.
我叫你住嘴 你们一起到那边去 - I told you to shut up. - Both of you, get in there.
因为你想扮演指挥官，几百人就要死了 Hundreds to die just because you wanna play a big commander.
你疯了，在说疯话 我在地狱等你 - You raving lunatic. - Then I'll see you in hell, won't I ?
当心，贾森 拿住他的枪！ - [ Alexander ] Look out, Jason ! - Get his gun ! Get the gun !
拿住！ [ Guy ] Take that !
[ Screaming ]
抱歉，门有点紧，你们看见了吗？ Sorry, I was-- Door was a little sticky. Did you see that ?
我叫人送一罐WD-40来(一种喷雾式的润滑剂) I'll get one of my boys up here with a can of WD-40.
你一直都留一手的 爱出风头的老东西，谢谢 - You used to pull your punches. - Scene-stealing hack, thank you.
你这自大狂 不知道那是哪里来的 - Raving egomaniac. - Can't think where I got that from.
伙计们 Guys.
看 Look.
他们窒息了 They're suffocating.
反应堆超过承受能力 紧急关闭，超负荷 Core overload. Emergency shutdown: overridden.
反应堆8分钟之后爆炸 Core implosion estimated in eight minutes.
将军，你的飞船已经准备好了 General, your transport is ready for departure !
反应堆超过承受能力 紧急关闭，超载 Core overload. Emergency shutdown: overridden.
反应堆7分钟之后爆炸 Core implosion estimated in seven minutes.
计算机，关掉反应堆 不可能 - Computer, shut down the core. - Unable.
存储器检查失效 反应堆系统硬件损坏 Memory checks invalid. Core system's hardware damaged.
好吧，听着，格温，你和我 All right, listen up, this is what we gotta do. Gwen, you and l,
我们到反应堆去手动关掉它 we're gonna get to the core and shut it down manually.
弗来德，带上盖伊和拉里拉 你找到阀门 Fred, take Guy and Laliari. You find that valve.
在空气消耗完之前，关掉阀门 Shut it off before those Thermians run out of air.
亚历山大，你到宿舍去 他们如果不能把门打开，你帮他们 Alexander, get to the barracks. Wedge a door open, in case they can't do that.
好 等等，贾森，我做什么？ - Okay. - Wait, Jason. What about me ? What do I do ?
你去开飞船 走吧！ You're gonna practice driving. Let's go !
开飞船？ Practice driving.
我们是要去关闭一个核反应堆？ 没错 - So we get to shut down a neutron reactor. - That's right.
我很不乐意承认，但，贾森， I hate to break it to you, Jason,
我不知道怎么关闭一个核反应堆 but I don't know how to shut down a neutron reactor,
除非你在我不知道的时候学过 and unless you took a learning annex course I don't know about,
我相信你和我一样也不知道 怎么关闭一个核反应堆 I'm pretty sure you don't know how to shut down a neutron reactor either.
是，我不知道 但有人知道 No, I don't, but I know someone who does.
布兰登, 亲爱的，到车库来 - [ Knocking ] - Brandon, honey, garbage.
妈妈，我很忙 Aw, Mother, I'm quite busy.
快点，布兰登 别让我叫你第二遍 Come on, Brandon, don't make me ask you again.
还有10分钟就好了，我保证 [ Sighing ] Just ten more minutes. Okay, Ma, I promise.
很好 [ Sighing ] Great.
[ Beep ]
嗨，有人吗？ - [ Beep ] - Hello ? Anybody there ?
你好 Hello ?
你好？ Hello ?
找到他了，听我说，我是贾森耐斯密斯 Got him. Listen to me. This is Jason Nesmith.
我在扮演NSEA 保护者的 指挥官昆西塔加特 I play Commander Peter Quincy Taggart, N.S.E.A. Protector.
我们上次见面是有过几次交锋 We accidentally traded boxes the other day when we bumped into each other.
是的，我明白了，指挥官 Oh ? Oh. Commander, I see.
好，你叫什么，孩子 - Okay. - What's your name, son ?
布兰登 [ Sighs ] Brandon.
布兰登, 我记得你在那次影迷见面会上 Brandon, I remember you from the convention, right ?
问了一些关于飞船的技术问题 You asked all those little technical questions about the ship,
我对你发了火 and I was a little short with you.
是的，指挥官，我只是想…… Yes, yes, I know, Commander, and I actually wanna--
我想告诉你，我对你所说的想了很多 I just wanted to tell you that l-l thought a lot about what you said.
没事，听着 但我想让你知道 - It's okay. Listen. - But I want you to know...
我不是一个白痴 that I'm not a complete brain case, okay ?
我完全理解那只是电视节目 I understand completely that it's just a TV show.
等等 - H-Hold-- Wait a minute. - [ Brandon Continues ]
等一下，那全是真的 Stop for a second. Stop. Wait. It's all real.
哦，天哪，我就知道！ Oh, my God, I knew it. I knew it ! I knew it !
我和我的船员遇到了点麻烦 需要你的帮助 The crew and I are in a lot of trouble, and we need your help.
反应堆超过承受能力 紧急关闭，超载 Core overload. Emergency shutdown: overridden.
反应堆6分钟之后爆炸 Core implosion estimated in six minutes.
- [ Gasping ] - [ Screaming ]
先生，是你，谢天谢地 Sir, it's you. Thank Ipthar.
奎克 ?你在那儿干什么？ Quellek ? What are you doing up there ?
我利用这逃了出来 I avoided capture by using your Mak'tar stealth face.
大伙在哪？ 跟我来 - Where is everyone ? - Come with me.
路上解释给你听 I'll explain on the way.
好的，我们在C层第5通道 现在干什么？ All right, we're at level "C," hallway five. Now what ?
到武器库那边去 右边第二个左转，穿过走廊 Um, go to weapons storage, your second left, through the passage.
那里通往一个多用途隧道系统 穿过飞船内部 And that leads to a system of utility corridors through the bowels of the ship.
打开了 我去找凯利 - Open. - You know, I'm gonna get Kyle.
他最了解多用途隧道系统 He knows the utility tunnel system better than anybody alive.
...38, 39, 40. ...38, 39, 40.
我们所要做的是关掉通往宿舍的阀门 All we have to do is turn off the valve to the barracks.
布兰登 没时间开玩笑了，凯利 - Hi, Brandon. - No time for pleasantries, Kyle.
现在是5级警报，你还有多用途系统吗？ 曾经走过是吗？ We have a level five emergency. You still got the utility systems walk-through, right ?
是的，我走过28区 修里斯特去过更高层 Yeah, I've got sectors one through twenty-eight. Hollister has the upper levels.
太好了，叫大家都上网 Great. We'll get everybody on-line.
踩那个金属踏板，指挥官 踩那个金属踏板，指挥官 - Pedal to the metal, Commander. - Pedal to the metal, Commander.
将军！我们收到消息 General ! I have just received word...
指挥官和他的船员 that the commander of the Protector and his command crew...
逃跑了 have escaped custody.
什么？ What ?
找到他们 但是，反应堆就要爆炸了 - Find them ! - But sir ! My men-- The core implosion--
找到他们！ Find them !
好了，布兰登 我看见5个通道，我们走那个？ All right, Brandon, I see five ducts in this room. Which way do we go ?
左边第二个 Enter the passage second to your left...
向前走50米 and just continue straight for 50 meters.
通道，怎么总是通道 Ducts ? Why is it always ducts ?
那里会有点陡 - Ah, there will be a slight drop. - [ Screaming ]
谢谢你的提醒，布兰登，你还好吗？ Thanks for the heads-up, Brandon ! You okay ?
他们要死了 They're dying.
等等，我们要穿过这里吗？是的 - Wait a minute. We gotta go across this thing ? - Yes.
别往下看 我真想看看你看见了什么，你看到什么了？ - Don't look down. - What I'd give to see what you're seeing.
你说什么啊？ 你在欧米茄13的正下方 - What are you talking about ? - You're deep in the underbelly of the Omega 13 !
哦，一定很壮观 Oh, it must be spectacular.
我倒不觉得 It-It doesn't look like much to me.
只是几面墙和转着的风扇 There's just these few walls and this dumb spinning fan that we have in every single--
布兰登，欧米茄13是干什么的？ Brandon, what does the Omega 13 device do ?
很多人相信他是个毁灭性极强的东西 Uh, many have believed that it is a matter collapser.
一个能在13秒钟之内毁灭一切的东西 A bomb capable of destroying pretty much everything in about 13 seconds.
但我和其他很多人相信， 它是…… - But myself and others are convinced that what it is... - I'm gonna go. Go.
是个物质重组装置 is a matter rearranger,
可以让时间倒转13秒 affecting a 13-second time jump to the past.
为什么是13秒 13秒之内干不了什么大事 Why 13 seconds ? That's really not enough time to do anything of any importance.
13秒够补偿一个错误了 什么？ - It'd be time to redeem a single mistake. - What ?
走走走 - [ Lasers Blasting ] - Go, go, go, go !
我们必须关掉阀门，氧气会用完了 We-We gotta turn off that valve. Their oxygen's almost gone.
听着，让我进去 Listen. I'll go in.
我来吸引他们的注意力，我有枪 I'll create a distraction. I've got this. I'm okay.
我争取拖住他们长一点时间 好让那些外星人逃跑 I'm gonna be able to hold him back long enough for the aliens to escape.
那是自杀 我本来就是可有可无的，弗来德 - That's suicide. - I'm just a glorified extra, Fred.
不管怎么都是死，如果非死不可， 我宁愿死得像个英雄，而不是懦夫 I'm a dead man anyway. If I'm gonna die, I'd rather go out a hero than a coward.
伙计，也许你是个勇敢的家伙 又有喜剧天才 Guy, Guy, maybe you're the plucky comic relief.
你以前这样想过吗？ You ever think about that ?
勇敢？ 是，但是 - Plucky ? - Oh, besides,
我也是刚刚才这个有趣的念头的 I just had this really interesting idea.
你兴奋吗？ Are you stoned ?
把它抬起来，多给他们点时间 Gotta get her up and give them some time.
先生，也许我们一起 - [ Grunting ] - Sir, perhaps together--
来点马克他赞美勇气的圣歌： Larak tarath the Mak'tar chant of strength: Larak tarath.
布兰登，我们穿过去了，现在怎么办？ All right, Brandon, we're across. Now what ?
你们向左转，一直穿过咀嚼者 You wanna take a left and then just straight on through the chompers.
咀嚼者？ "The chompers" ?
他妈的 我们怎么可能穿过去？ - Well, screw that. - How are we supposed to get through this ?
修里斯特，你还记得次序吗？ Hollister, do you have the sequence yet ?
是的。次序是…… 2－2－4－2 Okay, the sequence is... two-two-four-two--
这是什么？根本毫无意义 What is this thing ? I mean, it serves no useful purpose...
因为在走廊中间有一些像牙齿的一些上下移动，挤压的东西 for there to be a bunch of chompy, crushy things in the middle of a hallway !
我们不该这么做，根本没有意义！ 为什么那里有那玩意？ We shouldn't have to do this. It makes no sense ! Why is it here ?
因为电视里就是这样演的 算了吧！ - 'Cause it's on the television show. - Well, forget it !
我才不去 这一集剧本写的很差劲！ I am not doing it ! This episode was badly written !
好的，指挥官， 当第一个东西开始动的时候，你…… Okay, Commander, now, as soon as the first crusher hits you--
它已经开始了 - [ Screaming ] - It just did !
好，现在走 走！ - Okay, go now. - Go ! - [ Screaming ]
走！停！ Go ! Stop !
走！ 等一等 Go ! Wait a minute.
来呀，来呀 Come on, come on, come on.
走！走！ Go ! Go !
走！ 停！停！走！ - Go ! - Stop, stop. Go !
停！ - Stop ! - [ Screaming ]
跳！跳！ Jump, Commander, jump !
那个写这集剧本的家伙真该死！ Whoever wrote this episode should die !
这该很有意思 This should be interesting.
[ Beeping ]
[ Chattering ]
[ Chattering Stops ]
[ Screaming ]
生活中你总珍惜一些简单的东西 It's the simple things in life you treasure.
太好了 That's great.
现在，我们最好 Now, we better get--
找间房间 Get a room, guys.
哇喔！ Whoa !
嘿，弗来德 Hey, Fred.
嘿，弗来德 Hey, Fred, uh--
哦，那样不对 哦! Oh, that's not right. Oh !
先生，压力恢复正常了 Sir, the pressure-- it's normalizing.
好的！ All right !
我们得救了 We are saved.
他救了我们 He has saved us.
塔加特指挥官拯救了我们 Commander Taggart has saved us !
[ All Cheering ]
太不公平了 It's just not fair.
好的，奎克，我们到指挥官那里去 All right, Quellek, let's get back to the commander.
雷射 [ Laser Blast ]
我被击中了 I'm-I'm shot.
[ Groaning ]
奎克？ - Quellek ? - [ Panting ]
不是很严重 That's not too bad.
我们带你去医务室，你会好的 We'll get you to the medical quarters, and you'll be fine.
为你们干活真是我最大的荣幸 It has been my greatest honor to serve with you.
上帝保佑我，先生 I have been blessed, sir. I-l--
别说话，奎克 Don't speak, Quellek.
原谅我的无礼，先生 You'll forgive my impertinence, sir,
尽管我们以前从没见过面 but even though we had never before met,
我一直把你当作我的父亲 I always considered you as a father to me.
Quellek.
上帝作证 By Grabthar's hammer,
老天在上 by the sons of Warvan,
我会为你报仇的 you shall be avenged.
[ Screaming ]
好啦，布兰登，怎么关掉它？ 按那个蓝色的按钮 - All right, Brandon, how do we shut this thing down ? - Okay, just push the blue button.
蓝色的吗，那个吗？ 是的，怎么了？ - The blue button-- is that it ? - Yeah, why ? What's wrong ?
没什么，我只是觉得没这么简单 Nothing. I just thought it'd be more complicated than that.
反应堆大约20秒钟后爆炸 Core implosion estimated in 20 seconds.
布兰登 ，没有用啊！ Brandon, it's not working. Brandon !
妈妈，指挥官那边的情况 Mother, I cannot stress enough the severity...
真是万分危急啊 别忘了把可回收的分开 - of the commander's predicament. - Don't forget the recyclables !
反应堆大约10秒钟后爆炸 Core implosion estimated in ten seconds.
9，8…… 格温，我 - Nine, eight, - Gwen, l--
7，6…… 我总是 - seven, six, - I've always--
5，4…… 贾森，哦，贾森 - five, four, - Jason, oh, Jason.
3，2，1…… three, two, one.
电视上总是数到1才停的 - It always stops at one on the show. - [ Laughing ]
你说什么？ Um, what were you saying ?
- 先生! - 什么？ - Sir ! - What ?
保护者号上的定时爆炸被中止了 The core detonation sequence on the Protector has been aborted.
不可能！ 不可能！ Impossible ! Impossible !
导弹瞄准保护者号 Lock a complement of implosion missiles under the Protector.
炸烂它 Tear her apart.
[ Lasers Blasting ]
他已经死了，亚历山大 听我说，结束了 He's finished. Alexander, listen to me. It's okay, it's okay.
下面交给赛米亚人，我们可以走了 The Thermians can handle it from here. We gotta go. Come on.
[ Screaming ]
我们需要启动防护甲！ We need that armor back up !
现在，让我能看到前面 等离子防护甲已准备好 - Get me a forward view right now ! - Plasma armor: engaged.
好的，汤米 看看我们是否能在雷区甩掉他们 - [ Rumbling ] - All right, Tommy, see if you can lose 'em in that mine field.
雷区？ 现在，踩那个金属踏板 - M-Mine field ? - Pedal to the medal, right now !
踩那个金属踏板! 好了，走！ - Pedal to the medal ! - All right, let's go !
干得好，汤米 干得好 Good going, Tommy. Great going.
全速向前！ Thrust ahead-- full !
进入雷区！走！ Into the field ! Go !
汤米，你能向雷区再近一点吗？近一点？ - Tommy, can you get us closer to these mines ? - Closer ?
我试试 I could try.
将军，他们甩掉我们了 General, I've lost them.
雷区的磁场干扰了我们的仪器 The magnetism of the mine field is disrupting our instruments.
等等 我看到了 Wait ! I see something.
是的！ 是他们！ Yes. Yes ! There they are.
跟上他们 我不能，先生 - Get back on their tail. - I can't, sir.
什么？为什么不能？ 因为他们正向我们冲过来 - What ? Why not ? - Because they're coming right at us.
开火！ Fire at will.
我们被打中了，贾森，要还击吗？ Whoo ! We're getting hammered, Jason ! Return fire ?
不！把能量都转移到防护甲 No ! Divert all energy to the armor !
真了不起 How adorable-- the actors are going to play war with me.
萨理斯的飞船在以2马克的速度 向我们加速冲过来 加速到4马克 - Sarris' ship, accelerating toward us at mark 2. - Accelerate to mark 4.
我来提醒你，孩子 Let me remind you, sonny:
我是将军 I am a general.
如果你指望我会后退 If you are counting on me to blink,
你就犯了个致命的错误 then you are making a deadly mistake.
萨理斯，我告诉你件事 Well, let me tell you something, Sarris.
好演员一眼就能看出谁是糟糕的演员 你在流汗 It doesn't take a great actor to recognize a bad one. You're sweating.
防护甲快不行了，贾森 Armor almost gone, Jason !
你这个傻瓜，你没认识到 如果你的防护甲消失的话 You fool ! You failed to realize that with your armor gone,
我的飞船将把你们的船 像纸巾一样撕成碎片 my ship will tear through yours like tissue paper.
你没有认识到的是 我的飞船拖来了太空雷 And what you fail to realize is my ship is dragging mines.
哦，不！ 转向，转向！！ Oh, no ! Turn, turn !
我们成功了！ - We did it ! - [ Cheering ]
是的！是的！ Yes ! Yes !
是的！ - Yes ! [ Laughing ] - [ Cheering Continues ]
是的！ Yes ! Yes !
马西萨 ! - [ Mumbling ] - Mathesar !
哦，上帝啊，你还活着 - Oh, my God, you're alive. - [ Groaning ]
到这儿来 这条船只是一个这么大的模型 - Come here. - The ship was a model as big as this.
你真会骗人 A very clever deception indeed.
[ Laughing, Cheering ]
[ Cheering ]
准备回家，是吗，指挥官？ Set a course for home, Commander ?
可以吗？ 哦，是的，只要轻轻一点 - Can you do that ? - Oh, yeah, just point and click.
我们要穿过黑洞，有人反对吗？ - But we're gonna have to go through the black hole. - Any objections ?
[ All Scoffing ]
好的，把飞船准备好 All right, set her up.
怎么了,马西萨 ? What's the matter, Mathesar ?
我们希望你能留下来 We were hoping you could come with us.
我们没有指挥官 M-My people have no commander.
马西萨, 我想你的人民 [ Sighing ] Mathesar, I think your people...
有个很棒的指挥官 have a great commander.
[ Whimpering ]
好了，汤米，带我们穿过黑洞 All right, Tommy, take us into the black hole.
我们出来了，我们快到家了 - We're out ! - We're going home.
系统调校功能 所有系统正常，指挥官 - Systems register functional. - All systems are working, Commander.
贾森，我们穿越黑洞之前 萨理斯的船有股能量传过来 Jason, before the black hole, there was an energy surge from Sarris' ship.
我们别担心那些了，亚历山大 弗来德，你在干什么？ Let's not worry about that right now, Alexander. Fred, what are you doing up here ?
你该呆在楼下直到…… 嘿，你会把我打个洞的 Shouldn't you be downstairs until we dec-- Hey, you can put an eye out with that thing.
弗来德？ Fred ?
[ Groaning ]
不！ [ Yelling In Slow Motion ] No !
马西萨 !启动欧米茄13 ! Mathesar ! Activate the Omega 13 !
我们出来了，我们快到家了 - We're out ! - We're going home !
系统调校功能 Systems register functional.
所有系统正常，指挥官 All systems are working, Commander.
贾森，我们穿越黑洞之前 萨理斯的船有股能量传过来 Jason, before the black hole, there was an energy surge from Sarris' ship.
贾森，你在干什么？ [ Gwen ] Jason, what are you doing ? What are you doing ?
放开我 不是弗来德 Let go of me. Let-- It's not Fred.
那是萨理斯。听我说 那不是弗来德，萨理斯 That's Sarris. Listen to me. I'm telling you, that's not Fred, that's Sarris.
他想杀死我们 He's gonna try to kill all of us.
[ Growling ]
永不放弃 永不妥协 Never give up, never surrender.
贾森。贾森！ 我慢不下来！ Jason. Jason ! I can't slow it down !
这船太大了，穿不过大气层 Our ship is too big to enter the atmosphere.
我们必须分开，要不都得死 We need to separate, or we'll die.
我们必须这样做 这是我们唯一的希望，马西萨 We gotta do it. It's our only hope, Mathesar.
谢谢 Thank you.
全体船员到第二控制台 Crew to the secondary deck.
马西萨 ! Mathesar !
再见，我的朋友 Good-bye, my friends.
弗来德，到指挥台去，我们要分开了 Fred, get up to command deck. We're separating.
上，泰博，上 ! On, Teb, on !
这是银行影迷会的第三天 This is the third day of the Galaxy Con,
贾森耐斯密斯和他的船员们 在这个重大的日子里没有出现 and Jason Nesmith and his entire crew are no-shows here at the big event,
这使所有影迷 也就是人们称作的探险迷们，非常失望 much to the disappointment of all these fans, knows as Questoids.
再见，我们很快就会回来的 等等，你们去哪儿？带这么多烟花干吗？ - Bye. Be back soon. - Wait a minute. Where you going with those fireworks ?
保护者号以极快的速度从黑洞中冲出来了 Well, the Protector got super accelerated coming out of the black hole,
以15马克的速度冲进大气层 and it nailed the atmosphere at mark 15,
这种速度，很显然看起来很不稳定 which, you guys know, is pretty unstable obviously,
我们必须用超高频信号传送器 来给他们导航 so we're gonna help Laredo guide it on the vox ultra-frequency carrier...
烟花用来给他们确认方位 and use Roman candles for visual confirmation.
好的，晚饭7点开饭 A-All right, dinner's at 7:00.
他们出来了 - Well, he's outside. - Hmm.
[ Chattering ]
[ Screaming ]
[ Murmuring ]
[ Coughing ]
[ Coughing Continues ]
[ Crowd Cheering ]
拉来多上尉 的扮演者汤米韦伯 Lieutenant Laredo-- Tommy Webber !
嗨，汤米 Hi, Tommy !
漂亮的桃丽麦迪逊 的扮演者格温迪马科 The beautiful Tawny Madison-- Gwen DeMarco !
是的，是的 Yes ! Yes !
哇喔，影响太深刻了！ Wow, what effects !
另一个船员！来的越多，越让人高兴！ Another shipmate ! Yes, the more, the merrier !
这是船上的技师中士陈扮演者 弗来德科万和他的朋友 The ship's Tech Sergeant Chen, Fred Kwan, and a friend.
拉扎罗斯博士…… 的扮演者亚力克斯邓恩 Dr. Lazarus-- Alexander Dane !
给点掌声 他是个英国人 Give a big hand. He's British !
是，先生 Yes, sir !
指挥官彼得昆西塔加特 的扮演者贾森耐斯密斯 Commander Peter Quincy Taggart-- Jason Nesmith !
干得好啊，汤米 Great driving, Tommy.
哦，是的 Yeah ! Yes !
快快快 Quick, quick, quick. [ Yelling ]
- [ Cheering ] - [ Emcee Shouting ]
贾森耐斯密斯先生 Mr. Jason Nesmith !
来啊，向全体船员……NSEA保护者致敬！ Come on, give it up for the crew, the N.S.E.A. Protector !
啊，伟大的真爱 是的 Ah, true love ! Yes !
哇喔 Wow !
[ Screaming ]
他们都来了 站起来吧！ They're here for you folks. Give it up !
太精彩了 What a show !
太精彩了! What a show ! Yes !
Yes ! Yes !
来啊，站起来，都站起来！ Come on, give it up ! Give it all up...
向我们最喜爱的 《银河探险》的全体船员致敬！ for the crew of your favorite show, Galaxy Quest !
哇喔！ Wow !
来呀，来呀 Come on, come on !
出去的时候不要忘了 买《银河探险》的T恤 Don't forget to buy Galaxy Quest T-shirts on your way out.
谢谢 Thank you.
哇喔！ Whoo !
过了18年又回来了 And now, back again after 18 years,
《银河探险》新冒险！ the New Adventures of Galaxy Quest.
谢 谢 收 看
永不放弃，永不妥协 [ Mathesar ] Never give up, never surrender.